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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters,
places and incidents either are products of the
author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any
resemblance to actual events or locales or
persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
待ち焦がれているんです
寒々とした空を 凍えるような風を
I long for the winter sky.
舞い落ちてくる白い粉雪を
The freezing winds and the dancing snowflakes...
ただ 雪が降るだけじゃ駄目だったりします
But a normal snowfall won't be good enough.
もっと特別な
奇跡みたいな 特別な雪がいいんです
It has to be special, with snow as extraordinary as a miracle.
そう 例えばクリスマスイブに降る白い粉雪
Like snowflakes that settle down on Christmas Eve...
天気予報さん 天気予報さん ことしの１２月２４日に雪は降りますか
Mr. Forecast, Mr. Forecast...
Will we have snow on the 24th of December?
残酷なる時は いつか
In the end, time unforgiving
契約の地さえ引き裂くの
たくさんが生み出す恐怖
Will draw the blood of covenant
Everything scatters, leaving void
真理のために今ここにいるよ
意外なCrazy
But we're here for the greater good
We Meet
目眩くこのシーン うかつな選択
Crazier than everyone, we need to dazzle
浮かび行く景色はやがて鮮やかに
The stage with our careless justice
And the scenery floating by becomes clearer
時間をすり抜ける
And the scenery floating by becomes clearer
咆筺のメシア
As the Messiah of the Shoutbox slips through time
笑って 泣いて
僕らの一つの夢
Laugh and cry for our one and only dream
願って 叫んで
Laugh and cry for our one and only dream
どこまでも遠くへ
Laugh and cry for our one and only dream
Pray, shout, and struggle right down to the end
走って 飛ばして
Pray, shout, and struggle right down to the end
気持ちの集まる場所
Pray, shout, and struggle right down to the end
Run and break that place where feelings gather
愛しすぎるこの空の下で
Run and break that place where feelings gather
Under this sky, oh so dear
明日を証明したくて
Under this sky, oh so dear
We're fighting for the future
Purine causes gout. Be careful.
Christmas already? Man that's depressing.
KuriGohan and Kamehameha
There's an impassable wall between the 2nd and the 3rd dimensions. That is the fact that the 3rd allows no space for delusion.
You only think 2D is perfect because it's untouchable, get it into your heads already. Splitting the 3rd dimension based on expectations of the 2nd is a huge mistake.
Purine causes gout. Be careful.
Christmas already? Man that's depressing.
Purine causes gout. Be careful.
Christmas already? Man that's depressing.
Purine causes gout. Be careful.
Christmas already? Man that's depressing.
I want to go to a hot spring.
My cat is almost 20 years old.
Christmas already? Man that's depressing.
Purine causes gout. Be careful.
KuriGohan and Kamehameha
There's an impassable wall between the 2nd and the 3rd dimensions. That is the fact that the 3rd allows no space for delusion.
You only think 2D is perfect because it's untouchable, get it into your heads already. Splitting the 3rd dimension based on expectations of the 2nd is a huge mistake.
Purine causes gout. Be careful.
Christmas already? Man that's depressing.
Purine causes gout. Be careful.
Christmas already? Man that's depressing.
Purine causes gout. Be careful.
Christmas already? Man that's depressing.
Purine causes gout. Be careful.
I've got a bad feeling about this.
何か 調子悪いなぁ
太陽嵐のせいじゃないかな
Do you think this is because of the solar flare?
Let me show you a dream
あれのせいで ポケコンも不具合とか出てるんだって
I've heard that PokeComs and such are malfunctioning because of it.
そういえば こなちゃんもＰＣが何台か壊れたとか言ってボヤいてたな
I think Kona tweeted that some of her computers broke too.
It was quite widespread.
かなり大規模だったもんね
Do you think all the recent Iru-O maintenance is because of the solar flare?
もしかして 「居ル夫。」が最近メンテばっかりなのも太陽嵐のせい？
The reason we still haven't decided on a career choice may also be because of the solar flare.
俺たちの進路が今も決まってないのも 太陽嵐のせいかもねぇ
それじゃあ 期末試験の成績が最悪だったのも ひょっとして…
Then the reason I did horribly on the finals was also?
No doubt about it. It was the solar flare's fault.
間違いない 太陽嵐のせいだね
Where am I? Is anyone there?
ここは どこですか どなたかいらっしゃいませんか
It's a ghost! There's a ghost inside my PokeCom!
幽霊だ ポケコン中に幽霊がいるぞ
愛理
Airi?
ここんところ 様子が おかしいんだよね
She's been acting weird recently.
これまで 自分の方から俺以外の誰かに
Up until now, she could only talk to others through me.
話し掛けることなんてなかったのに
これも太陽嵐のせい？
Is this also because of the solar flare?
The solar flare should just die.
太陽嵐 死ね
You shouldn't just blame others for everything!
何でも 他人のせいにするのは よくないぜ
Overcome it with positive thoughts and fighting spirit.
元気と気合で乗り切るんだ
ゲンキ君ｂｏｔも死ね
Genki bot should die too.
Morning Newspaper
Iru-O. Mai
Japanese Economic Newspaper
何… だと
What?
話にならないよ
I won't say a thing.
I never would've thought you were so non-athletic.
まさか カイがここまで運動音痴だったとは
それは最初から言ってたでしょ
I've said that from the start, haven't I?
だから パッションフルーツまん１０個 食べてまで
That's why I even ate 10 passionfruit buns to have you coach me.
瑞榎さんにコーチを お願いしたわけで
You weren't even looking at the waves in the first place.
そもそも カイは波を まったく見てないんだよ
Of course you can't surf without doing that.
あれじゃ 乗れなくて当然だね
今日は もう おしまいだ 帰る
We're done for today. I'm going home.
ちょっと 瑞榎さん
Wait! Mizuka!
マスターが愛理をつくったのは 少しでもたくさんの世界を
Master created me because he wanted to show me as many worlds as he could.
愛理に知ってもらいたかったからなんですよ
Hey, face me properly.
ねえ ちゃんと見ててよ
Kimijima Report No. 6's flag,
君島レポート ナンバー６のフラグ
"Ride a wave for no less than three seconds while surfing" is the only condition left to complete.
「サーフィンで ３秒以上 波乗りする」
達成条件 あと これだけなんだから
本日未明から明日 １２月１３日にかけての
From early dawn today, during the morning on December 13th,
Tanegashima-Yakushima area in Kagoshima prefecture's weather will be clear—
鹿児島県 種子島 屋久島地方のお天気は 晴れる
Huh? Some kind of bug?
あれ？ バグったのかな まずいなぁ
That's not good.
母さん 戻ったよ
I'm home, Mom.
よお
Hey.
で 何しに来たのさ
So, what'd you come for?
To invite you to the Christmas party.
クリスマスパーティーの お誘い
単なる飲み会だろ
That's just an excuse to drink, isn't it?
そうとも言うな
You could say that.
また いつものメンツで
It's just making an appearance as usual.
熱心に サーフィン 指導してるみたいじゃねえの
It seemed like you really enjoy coaching surfing.
お前が また 海に通うなんて まったく予想してなかった
I never expected you to return to the sea though.
I don't really enjoy it.
別に 熱心なんかじゃない
I just...
私は ただ…
Duhuhu. 0/10 surfer.
サーファー 乙
If you're just going to joke, I'll hang up.
冷やかしなら 切るけど
Have you seen official info on Iru-O?
い… 『居ル夫。』の公式インフォ 見た？
Did something happen?
何か あったわけ
It'll undergo large-scale maintenance on the 24th.
Iru-O Maintenance Notification
Thank you very much for continually using Iru-O. We'll be carrying out large-scale maintenance during the following time frame, and Iru-O's services will not be available outside of your house.
Enforcement time frame: 12/24/2019 (Tues) 0:00 AM ~ 5:00 AM
だ… 大規模メンテナンス入る ２４日 よ… よりによって
And those exploding normalfags are doing it on Christmas of all days.
リア充どもが爆発するクリスマスにやるって やつら
They obviously want to k-kill all the shut-in loners who dream of traveling the world.
家で 世界旅行気分に浸りたい ぼっちをこ… 殺しに来やがった
What does that have to do with me?
それが俺と どんな関係があるわけ
Depending on the situation, all data could be deleted during the server reset.
ば… 場合によってはサーバー リセットして全データ消したりするかも
つ… つまり 愛理たんも消えるんじゃね？
In that case, won't Airi get erased too?
So what you're saying is, we have to collect all the Kimijima Reports by Christmas Eve?
ってことは イブの日までに君島レポート
全部 回収しなきゃいけないってことか
You're so cruel, Yashio.
先輩 ヒドス そんなことより
Rather than that, aren't you dying inside because you won't be able to talk to Airi anymore? Durr.
愛理たんともう お話できないなんて 寂し過ぎるだろ ＪＫ
Actually, that said, while I love Airi, I want to talk intensively with Sister Centipede about BL.
というか むしろ愛理たんを めでつつ
ゲジ姉との腐った会話をがんがん したいわけだが
It's snowing!
雪ですよ
Snow is falling! Snow is falling!
雪やこんこ 雪やこんこ
It's a loli. Pant. Pant.
ロリ幼女
そういえば あき穂ちゃんがクリスマスパーティーやろうって言ってたよ
Oh yeah, Akiho said, "Let's have a Christmas party!" before.
U-Um, she said together with Airi too.
えと… 愛理ちゃんも一緒にって
What a normalfag event!
な… 何という リア充イベント
みんなでプレゼント交換し合おうとか言って 張り切ってましたね
She also said, "We should have a present exchange!" quite enthusiastically.
Christmas presents?
クリスマスプレゼントですか
If it's doujinshi, I have a ton.
薄い本なら わ… 私 たくさん持ってるから
I can give you as many as you want. Serious face.
いくらでも あげられるお
I would like snow.
愛理は 雪が欲しいです
I think it'd be nice if it snowed on Christmas Eve.
イブに雪が降ってほしいなぁって思うんですよ
だって 愛理は毎年 待ち焦がれてるんです ホワイトクリスマスを
It's what I wish for every year after all:
A white Christmas.
The waves...
波を
Watch the waves.
波を見る
やった
I did it!
愛理ちゃん 見ててくれた？
Airi! Did you see that?
今のは ５秒くらいは持ったよね
That one was about five seconds, wasn't it?
It was! I'll now tell you tomorrow's weather report.
はい あしたの天気予報をお伝えします
Tanegashima-Yakushima area's weather...
種子島 屋久島地方のお天気は
ゲジ姉 あれ？
Sister Centipede.
Huh?
Please don't stroke my head. It tickles.
なでなで しないでください くすぐった～い
I'd like to confirm that I set the flag.
フラグ回収状況を確認したいんだけど
Okay! I'll do it!
は～い 愛理がやりま～す えーと
U-Um, it appears that you've set all of them now.
今ので 全部 達成したみたいですよ
The AR Annotation should be visible now.
ＡＲアノテーションは可視化されましたので 急いで捜しましょう
Let's hurry up and search for it, because it's going to snow!
雪が降りますから
Snow... is... falling...
雪や… こんこ
December 23rd: The day before Christmas Eve, which was when Airi might disappear.
１２月２３日 愛理が消えてしまうかもしれないクリスマスイブ前日
I found Kimijima Report No. 6.
俺は 君島レポートナンバー６を見つけた
Eventually, the method of using the media to spread lies became outdated.
メディアを使って 虚構を現実のように喧伝するという手法は
既に時代遅れとなった
Eventually, the method of using the media to spread lies became outdated. In the 21st century, propaganda means extending fantasies to reality, and thus carving it right into people's hearts. Carefully and silently, they cause people's awareness of reality to deteriorate. The Committee of 300 calls this their "Silent Weaponry." Within a few decades, war as we know it with launching missiles and riding tanks will cease to exist. Nuclear arms will only belong in museums. War will begin in secret without witness. People will be slaughtered like cattle without anyone noticing. And it will be over before anyone realizes. They quietly invade people's minds, spoil, and defile them. Slowly killing them. That is the true purpose of the Silent Weaponry, and it has already reached the point where controlling people's will is easier. It is beyond what one could call "mere propaganda." It is something fearful that robs people of their dignity without hesitation. They can make people see things that don't even exist, ...the American Victor Condria University...
In the 21st century, propaganda means extending fantasies to reality—
２１世紀におけるプロパガンダは 空想を現実へと拡張する事で
As usual, the contents are so complicated they make my head hurt instantly.
相変わらず 内容は難し過ぎて 頭が痛くなる
What are the flags like for the last report, No. 7?
最後の レポートナンバー７のフラグは どんな感じなの
U-Um, all of the reports up until report No. 6 have been opened.
んーと… レポートナンバー６までの全てのレポートを開放している
That's all there is!
以上です
That's all?
それだけ？ これまでみたいなフラグは なし？
There aren't any flags like there were before?
So it would seem.
みたいですね
It appears that it's visible, but I don't know where.
可視化はされてるみたいですが どこにあるかは分からないです
Cut me some slack...
勘弁してよ
U-Um...
あの
愛理はおうちに帰りたいんですけど
I want to go home.
What?
My birthday is tomorrow on Christmas Eve, so I wanted to go home.
愛理の誕生日は あしたクリスマスイブの日なので
ちょっと おうちに帰りたいなって思いました
Can't I?
駄目ですか
Wait. You have a birthday configured?
っていうか 愛理ちゃんて誕生日が設定されてるの
Rather than a configuration, the first day I opened my eyes was Christmas Eve.
設定というか 愛理が 初めて目覚めた日がクリスマスイブなんですよ
Oh? So where is this "home"?
それで そのおうちって どこにある設定？
It's not a configuration! It's real!
設定じゃなくて 本当にあります
It's the house where I lived with Master.
愛理とマスターが暮らしていた おうちですから
Kimijima Kou's house?
君島コウの家
完全に廃墟だね
It's completely abandoned.
Is that so?
そうなんですか
To me, it doesn't look any different to how it was 9 years ago.
愛理の目には ９年前と変わらず奇麗なままなんですけど
Quite.
確かに
What's up with this room? Where have I...
何だろう この部屋 どこかで…
マスターは それは もうすごい人だったんですよ
Master was an incredible person.
愛理は そんなマスターに時々 ご飯を作ってあげたりしてたんです
I used to make rice and other things for him.
それは無理でしょ 愛理ちゃんは実体がないんだから
That isn't possible.
You don't have a real body, Airi.
地下室
A basement?
下は マスターの仕事場です
Master's workplace is down there.
これって 旧郷土館にあったのと同じ？
Isn't this... the same as the museum?
ということは
That means...
Hidden Hand.
ヒドゥンハンド
何なんだ この機械は
What is this machine?
Is there a switch nearby?
そこに スイッチがありませんか
Airi...
愛理ちゃん な… 何なんだ
What is this?!
After so long, I can meet her again.
久しぶりに会えました
This is Yukifune Airi.
この子は 行船 愛理 愛理のオリジナルです
The original Airi.
Original?
オリジナル
My affliction is incurable.
「一生 治らない」 そう言われたんです お医者さんに
That's what the doctor said to me.
Even though it isn't life-threatening, I'll live my life in a lot of pain.
私の病気は命に別条はないけれど
逆に 一生 苦しみ続ける そういうものだって
The only thing I could ever do for fun was listen to the weather forecast.
そんな私の楽しみといえば 天気予報を見ることだけ
この 南の島でクリスマスイブに 雪が降るっていう奇跡がもし起きたなら
My illness being cured would be as much as a miracle as snow falling here on Christmas Eve.
私の病気も 奇跡的に治るかもしれないから
だから 私は クリスマスイブが近づくと
That's why, when it got closer to Christmas Eve, I'd watch the news over and over everyday and sigh.
１日に何度も 天気予報を見て ため息をつくんです
That was when I met Mr. Kimijima Kou.
そんなときに出会ったのが君島コウさんでした
私の病気のことを知った君島さんは
One day, Mr. Kimijima found out about my illness and gave me a wonderful present.
ある日 すてきなプレゼントをくれました
It was the Iru-O alpha version that he was developing at the time.
それが 当時 君島さんが開発していた「居ル夫。」のα版だったんです
私は 「居ル夫。」を通して世界中を見て回り
Through Iru-O, I was able to see the world.
And I talked with Mr. Kimijima about all sorts of things.
そして 君島さんといろんな お話をしました
だけど そんな楽しい日々は長く続きませんでした
But those fun days didn't last very long.
The world is already in the Christmas mood
My illness was getting worse.
私の病状は悪化し
I thought, "I guess miracles don't happen in this world," and gave up.
やっぱり 奇跡はこの世界にはないんだって 諦めました
でも そのことを知った君島さんは
But when Mr. Kimijima heard that, he said,
"Airi, I know a way to grant your wish.
愛理 君の願いをかなえる方法を 僕は知っている
だけど それは とても危険な方法だ
"But it's very dangerous.
"From now on, you will probably sleep for many decades.
君は これから 何十年も眠り続けることになるだろう
"When you wake up, it will be a time when your illness can be cured.
目が覚めたら そこは
君の病気を治すことができるようになっている時代だ
"I'm sure you'll be lonely while you sleep, so let me show you a dream."
だけど 眠っている間 寂しいだろうか 君に夢を見せてあげよう
そうして マスターは 「居ル夫。」の中に私をつくってくれたんです
And so Master made me within Iru-O.
Good night, Sleeping Beauty.
おやすみ 眠り姫
Good night.
おやすみなさい ありがとう
Thank you.
いい夢を
Have a good dream.
In the end, I was utterly lost about what to do, and ended up reporting it to the police.
結局 俺は 散々迷った末に 警察にありのままを通報した
And now for tomorrow's weather for the Tanegashima-Yakushima area in Kagoshima prefecture.
あしたの鹿児島県 種子島 屋久島地方の天気予報をお伝えします
It will be clear in the morning.
明日は晴れでしょう 降水確率は０％です
There is 0% chance of snow.
Iru-O's maintenance has been delayed by about 1 hour
That reminds me, the weather girl said that when you kiss on a white Christmas, love will flourish.
そういえば ホワイトクリスマスにキスをすると 恋が実るって
お天気お姉さんが言ってました
お兄ちゃんは 恋を していますか
Are you in love, Brother?
I wonder.
さあ どうだろ
It's not fair to dodge the question.
はぐらかすのは ずるいです
And how about you, Airi?
そういう愛理ちゃんは どうなの
I am not.
愛理は してないです
そういうプログラムは存在しないので
A program like that doesn't exist.
I am a girl though, so I'm interested.
でも 女の子なので 興味はあります
If it snows, would you do it?
降ったら… してください
奇跡が起きたら その記念にキスしてください
If a miracle happens, please kiss me to commemorate it.
It's a promise.
約束です
Merry Christmas Eve.
メリー クリスマスイブ
やっぱり 雪は降らないみたいですね
I guess it really isn't going to snow.
ちょっとだけ 期待したんですけど
I had hoped just a little bit...
But I was able to see a really nice dream.
でも 愛理はとってもいい夢が見られました
お兄ちゃんに会えて 色々お話しできてよかったです
I'm really glad I met you and that we could talk about all sorts of things.
っていうかさ そういうこれが最後みたいな感じで話すのやめてくれない？
Seriously...
Could you stop talking like this is the last time?
There's still a chance you won't disappear and will stay here.
愛理ちゃんは まだ消えない可能性だって 残ってるでしょうが
I guess so.
そうですね
If it doesn't snow though, I don't think a miracle will happen.
でも 雪は降らないので 奇跡は起こらないと思います
Snow...
雪 雪ですよ お兄ちゃん
It's snow, Brother!
愛理にも見えます 白くて ふわふわ
I can see it!
It's so white and fluffy!
You have received a message.
Subject: Duhuhu
Sender: Kona
A Christmas present for Airi. Frau did it for her.
Duhu.
Today's weather report was wrong.
今日の天気予報は外れでした
Once again, here's tonight's weather report.
あらためて 今夜の天気予報をお伝えしまーす
Tanegashima-Yakushima area in Kagoshima prefecture will be...
種子島 屋久島地方は…
clear, then it will snow!
晴れ 後 雪でしょう
お兄ちゃん
Brother!
さっき 約束しましたよね
We just promised, didn't we?
約束って… まさか キスしろって
"Promised"?
You can't mean about the kiss?
はい おでこにしますか ほっぺにしますか それとも… 唇？
I do!
Shall it be on my forehead?
How about my cheek?
Or would you rather... on the lips?
愛理の第１希望は おでこです
My first choice is on the forehead.
Are you serious?
本気で言ってるの
Are you going to break your promise, Brother?
お兄ちゃんは約束 破るんですか
せっかく 雪は降ったのに
Even after it snowed...
お兄ちゃん
Brother...
愛理は 何で泣いてるんでしょう
Why am I crying?
悲しいわけじゃないのに 不思議です
It's not because I'm sad. It's strange.
それも バグなのかもね
That might be a bug too.
だとしたら うっかりなマスターと
If that's it, to my careless Master and Brother who made this bug appear,
このバグを出現させてくれたお兄ちゃんに ありがとう
thank you.
やはり クレーンがあるとはかどりますね
As I thought, things really move along with a crane.
Will the monopole motor really move?
モノポールモーターちゃんと動くかな
たぎってきたー
I'm getting fired up!
Y-Yashio, have you tried calling for Airi since the Iru-O rebooted?
や… 八汐先輩 い… い…「居ル夫。」が復旧した後
愛理たん呼んでみた？
It's pointless.
無駄でしょ 愛理ちゃんは消えたんだから
Airi disappeared.
W-What if you tried one more time?
も… もう一度 呼んでみれば い… 今すぐ やってみるべき
You should try right away.
愛理
Airi.
See? She really disappeared.
ほら やっぱり消えたんだよ
I guess she was stomped out like a bug.
バグとして つぶされちゃったのさ
で… でも 昨日 私 愛理たんを見掛けたわけだが
B-But I saw her yesterday.
Really?
ホント だったら どうして呼んでも出てこないんだ
Then why won't she come out when I call her?
愛理は いないからです
It's because Airi isn't here.
The one here now isn't Airi.
今 ここにいるのは愛理ではなく
It's Sister Centipede?
ゲジ姉なの
Yes.
はい なので 今後 私に用件がある場合
And so, from now on, when you have business with me,
it is unnecessary to touch my body, tap my forehead, or even kiss my forehead.
ボディーへのタッチ 額へのタップならびに 額へのキスは無用です
Kiss on the forehead...
額へのキス
も… もしかして 覚えてるわけ
Can you actually remember?
なぜ 今 額へのキスなどという言葉を口走ったのかは 不明です
Why I said "kiss my forehead" just now is unknown.
バグである可能性があるため 調査中
Because it may be a bug, it's under investigation.
Well, it's fine if you say so.
まあ 別に 何だっていいんだけどさ
Be it a bug or not.
バグだろうと 何だろうとね
It's late, but Merry Christmas, Sister Centipede.
遅くなったけど メリー クリスマス ゲジ姉
And Airi too.
それと 愛理ちゃん
Yes. Merry Christmas, Yashio.
はい メリー クリスマス 八汐さん
それはふとした瞬間に
All those unexpected moments
君がつぶやくいくつもの言葉
As you mumble on and on
それがいつしか価値観さえも
Will overcome even my standards
超えてしまうんだよ
In the end
いくつもの別れを告げ 僕らは
All those goodbyes we said
明日への階段をのぼる
As we climb the stairway to the future
とめどなく零れ落ちる雫も
Just as raindrops fall no matter what we do
光が照らすなら この星は繋がっている
Light will always hold this planet together
奇跡のように命が集まって
Lives gather as if by some miracle
にぎやかな景色は輪郭になる
Showing the outline of a lively scene
泣きたい眩しいエピローグ
An epilogue so bright it brings tears to our eyes
取り上げる思いが
The sky painted by the hearts of those looking up
描いた空
柔らかな風が吹き
The wind blows gently stroking
新しい道となり
Turning into a new path
いつだってその道は
A path that will always
Lead us to this place
この場所に繋がってる
Tune in next week too!
You're better than Aki...
Eat up, Brother~