(麻衣)ねぇ ｷｽしようか｡
Hey, wanna kiss?
《咲太:そう言って 僕をからかってきた彼女は…｡
It wasn't a serious offer. She was clearly messing with me.
彼女って… 誰だっけ？》
Wait, who was she?
May 29th
｢この先に記されていることは
"Frankly, I know the following story will be hard to believe.
正直 信じられないようなことだと 思うけど
全部 本当のことなので 必ず最後まで読むように｡
But it's all true, so make sure you read all the way to the end.
必ずだ｣｡
You have to."
なんだ これ？
What is this?
May 6th
I ran into a bunny girl in the wild.
It was a student at Minegahara High
The celebrity, Sakurajima Mai.
I went to Fujisawa Library, and there
｢５月６日 野生のﾊﾞﾆｰｶﾞｰﾙに出会った｣｡
"May 6th.
I ran into a bunny girl in the wild."
Episode 1: Senpai Is a Bunny Girl
May 6th
The hell?
なんだ ありゃ!? ｼｯ！
Shh!
Wow. You can still see me?
驚いた｡ 君には まだ 私が見えてるんだ｡
それじゃ｡
Well, bye.
あの… 桜島先輩ですよね？
Hey...
You're Sakurajima-senpai, right?
私を先輩と呼ぶってことは 君 峰ヶ原高校の生徒なの？
Since you're calling me that, I take it you go to Minegahara High?
２年１組の梓川咲太です｡
I'm Azusagawa Sakuta of Class 2-1.
梓川ｻｰﾋﾞｽｴﾘｱの梓川に 花咲く太郎の咲太｡
Azusagawa from "Azusagawa Service Area," and Sakuta from "Hanasaku Tarou."
私は桜島麻衣｡
I'm Sakurajima Mai.
Sakurajima from "Sakurajima Mai," and Mai from "Sakurajima Mai."
桜島麻衣の桜島に 桜島麻衣の麻衣｡
I know. You're famous.
知ってます 先輩 有名人だし｡
ひとつ忠告してあげる｡
Here's a warning:
forget what you saw here.
今日見たことは 忘れなさい｡
それと 金輪際 私に関わらないように｡
And stay far, far away from me.
Do you understand? Yes or no.
わかったのなら はいと言いなさい｡
《忘れろって言われても…》
How the hell am I supposed to forget that?
かえで 朝だぞ 起きろ｡
It's morning, Kaede. Rise and shine.
It's cold, Onii-chan!
(かえで)お兄ちゃん 寒いです｡ 重っ｡
Damn, you're heavy!
かえでの半分は お兄ちゃんへの 思いで できてるんです｡
Because half of me is filled with love for you!
That's a pretty pathetic character trait.
なんだ そのｲﾀｲ設定は｡
You're a teenager now. It's about time you grew out of sneaking into my bed at night.
かえでも いい年頃なんだから
僕のﾍﾞｯﾄﾞに もぐりこむのは そろそろ卒業しろよ｡
Is it too arousing for you in the morning?
朝から興奮してしまうんですね｡
Who in his right mind would get aroused by his little sister?
実の妹に 誰が興奮するか｡
Say, Kunimi. Do you like bunny girls?
なぁ 国見はﾊﾞﾆｰｶﾞｰﾙ好きか？ (国見)いや そうでもない｡
Nah, not really.
なら 大好きか？ ああ 大好きだ｡
Meaning you love them?
Got it in one.
Let's say you run into an attractive bunny girl at the library. What would you do?
例えば 図書館で 魅力的なﾊﾞﾆｰｶﾞｰﾙに出会ったら
国見は どうする？ 二度見するな｡
I'd do a double take.
Right?
だよな｡ そのあとｶﾞﾝ見する｡
And then I'd stare.
Right?!
だよな｡
Kanagawa Prefectural Minegahara High School
Hey, Kunimi.
なぁ 国見 桜島先輩のこと
Do you see Sakurajima-senpai over there?
見えてるよな？ そら ﾊﾞｯﾁﾘと｡
Clearly.
What do you make of her? First thought that comes to mind.
あの人は どういう人なんだろう｡
Hmm... Well, she's a celebrity.
う～ん そら 有名人じゃん？ ま そうだよな｡
Figures.
(国見)活動休止中とはいえ 芸能人じゃん？
While she may be on hiatus, you can't not associate her with showbiz.
Yeah.
ああ うちの学校にいると 知ったときは
I could barely contain my surprise when I found out she went to our school.
さすがに驚いた｡
I'm happy that you're taking an interest in a girl other than Makinohara Shouko,
咲太が 牧之原翔子以外の女子に 興味を持つのは
喜ばしいことなんだが さすがに あの人は無理だろ｡
but she's way out of your league.
僕は 告白するとも 好きになったとも言ってないぞ｡
I never said I was gonna ask her out, or even that I like her.
じゃあ なんだ？
Then what's this about?
I was just thinking how you never see her with anyone at school.
いや 学校じゃ 誰かと一緒にいるの
見ないよなって思って｡
いつも一人っつうかさ｡
She's always alone.
Morning, Yuuma.
(沙希)佑真 おはよ｡ おう 上里 じゃあな 咲太｡
Hey, Kamisato.
Later, Sakuta.
(国見)部活の先輩に 聞いたんだけど
I heard from a senior on my team
that Sakurajima-senpai was never at school around the start of first year.
桜島先輩 １年の最初の頃は 全然学校来てなかったらしい｡
なんで？ 仕事｡
Why?
Work.
She announced that she was going on hiatus as soon as she graduated middle school,
中学卒業と同時に 活動休止宣言したはいいけど
その前から出演が決まってた 作品もあったんで
but even after that, she was busy fulfilling prior commitments.
忙しかったらしい｡
Apparently, she only started attending school regularly after summer break.
まともに 学校来るようになったのは
夏休み明けだったって｡
That must've sucked.
そりゃ しんどいな｡ だろ｡
Right?
《１年の途中から入ってきた 芸能人の桜島先輩は
Sakurajima-senpai, a celebrity who showed up partway through first year,
was a total outsider.
完全に異分子だ｡
一度決まったｸﾗｽの形は そう簡単には変わらない｡
Once a class's social structure takes shape, it's not easy to change.
目立てば 誰かにｳｻﾞいとか 調子に乗ってるとか
If you stand out too much, people are sure to badmouth you.
陰口をたたかれる｡
そうなったら もう 元に戻れないことを
Things will never be the same again, and everyone knows that.
みんな知っている｡
それが 学校という空間｡
That's what the society known as school is like.
誰も桜島先輩に話しかけられない｡
Nobody can bring themselves to talk to Sakurajima-senpai.
目立ちたくない 浮きたくない｡
They don't want to stick out like a sore thumb.
だから 桜島先輩も その空気を読み
That's why Sakurajima-senpai's going with the flow and acting invisible, I bet.
自分の空気を演じてるんだ きっと》
あのさ 話あるんだけど｡
Hey, we need to talk.
単刀直入に言うけど
I'll get straight to the point. Stop talking to Yuuma.
今後 佑真とは しゃべんないで｡
It's not like I'm standing in the way of you two lovebirds and your relationship.
べつに 国見と上里さんが つきあってるのを
邪魔してるつもりはないんだけど｡
That's not the point.
そういう意味じゃなくて｡
Everyone knows what you did in the hospitalization incident.
病院送り事件のこと みんな知ってる｡
ああ 病院送り事件ね｡
Oh, the hospitalization incident, huh?
ｸﾗｽで浮いてる梓川なんかと 一緒にいると
It'd hurt Yuuma's reputation to be seen with you, the class outcast.
佑真の株が下がるから 佑真がかわいそうだから｡
I feel bad for him.
But you're okay with ruining your reputation by talking to me?
その理屈だと 現在進行形で 上里さんも
株が大暴落してるけど いいわけ？
ｹﾝｶ売ってんの？ 買ってるんだよ｡
You picking a fight?
No, just fighting back.
そんなにｲﾗｲﾗして 生理か？
Why so mad? That time of the month?
んな… 死ね ﾊﾞｶ 絶対死ね！
Drop dead, you creep!
I can't believe you!
ありえない 最低！
Ultimately,
《結局のところ… 毎日 口癖のように
even though they whine every day about how boring their lives are
つまらないとか おもしろいことないかなとか
and how they wish something fun would happen,
言ってるくせに 本当は みんな 変化なんか求めてないんだ》
nobody actually wants any real change.
≪あれ ぜってえ 桜島麻衣だよな｡
That's gotta be Sakurajima Mai, right?
え～？ ほら｡
Really?
Look! It's totally her!
ぜってえ そうだって！ 一応 撮っとこうか｡
I should take a pic.
What?
Come on, look this way.
もうちょっと こっち向かねえかな｡
Wh-What's with you?
なんだよ お前｡
Hello, I'm a person. Are you a visitor from the planet Creepshot?
人間ですが そっちは 盗撮野郎ですか？
なっ… お前！ やめなってば｡
Dude, what the hell?
Forget it. Let's go.
行こうよ｡ ﾁｯ なんだよ あいつ｡
Tch!
What's his problem? It's just one pic!
いいだろ べつに｡
ありがと｡ え？
Thanks.
余計なことしないでって 怒られるとでも思った？
Did you think I'd get mad and tell you to mind your own business?
はい｡ それは思うだけで我慢してる｡
Yeah.
I'll make do with just thinking it.
だったら それも 言わないでほしかった｡
Then I wish you hadn't said that out loud either.
ああいうのは慣れてるから｡
I'm used to that stuff, you know.
慣れても 何かが すり減るもんでしょ｡
Even if you are, I'm sure it slowly wears away at you.
すり減る… 確かに そのとおりね｡
Wears away, huh? You're right.
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出なくていいんですか？ [℡](ﾊﾞｲﾌﾞ音)
Aren't you going to answer that?
電車来たし｡ それに あの人の用件はわかってる｡
The train's here.
Besides, I know what she wants.
昨日のあれですけど…｡ 忘れなさいと忠告したわよね｡
About yesterday...
Didn't I tell you to forget about that?
あのﾊﾞﾆｰ姿はｴﾛすぎて 忘れるのは無理でした｡
I couldn't. Your bunny-girl look was too hot.
H-Hey! I hope you didn't do anything weird while thinking about me!
ちょ ちょっと 私を想像して 変なことしてないでしょうね！
べつに 年下の男の子に ｴｯﾁな想像されるくらい
Not that it'd bother me if a younger boy had sexual fantasies about me.
私は平気だけどね｡
ねぇ 梓川くん｡
Hey, Azusagawa-kun.
名前 覚えててくれたんですね｡
You remembered my name?
I saw the rumors about you.
君のうわさ 見たわよ｡
That Azusagawa Sakuta guy (lmao)
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暴力事件を起こして 同級生３人を 病院送りにしたとか｡
They say you got into a fight and sent three classmates to the hospital.
1. Anonymous
Azusagawa Sakuta
Dude sent 3 classmates to the hospital after a violent incident
in middle school.
He moved outta Yokohama - where'd he go?
2. Anonymous
What's this hospitalization incident...
3. Anonymous
scary... lol
興味を持ってもらえて光栄です｡
I'm honored that you took such an interest in me.
すごいわよね こんな 一個人の情報まで
It's crazy that one's private life can be exposed this way.
堂々と さらされるんだから｡
I had no idea they were posting all these things about me.
ここまで書かれてるとは 知りませんでした｡
自分で調べたりはしないんだ｡
You don't namesearch?
ｽﾏﾎを持ってないんで｡ ﾎﾝﾄに？
Well, I don't have a phone.
Really?
前は使ってたけど
I used to have one, but I got mad and threw it into the ocean.
むしゃくしゃして 海に投げ捨てました｡
ｺﾞﾐは ｺﾞﾐ箱に捨てなさい｡
Ever heard of trash cans?
君 友達いないでしょ？
You don't have any friends, do you?
友達なら ２人もいます｡
I have lots. Two, even.
２人は ｢も｣かしら？
I'm not sure two counts as "lots."
友達なんて ２人いれば 十分だと僕は思いますけどね｡
I believe two friends is plenty.
そいつらと 一生 友達すればいいんだし｡
I can just be friends with them for life.
ふ～ん…｡ で 先輩は どう思ったんですか？
So, what'd you make of the hospitalization rumors?
病院送り事件のうわさのこと｡
少し考えれば わかるでしょ｡
It's pretty obvious when you think about it.
そんな大事件起こした人間が
There's no way anyone who did that could go to school with no repercussions.
平気な顔して 高校に通えるわけがない｡
そのｾﾘﾌ ｸﾗｽの連中に 聞かせてあげたいな｡
I wish you'd tell my classmates that.
違うなら違うって 自分で言いなさい｡
If the rumors are false, just tell them yourself.
Rumors are part of the flow, you know?
うわさって 空気みたいなものじゃないですか｡
最近じゃ 読まなきゃ いけないことになってる空気｡
Modern society desperately wants you to go with the flow.
読めないだけで ﾀﾞﾒなやつ扱いされる空気｡
And if you don't, you're treated like trash.
あれって その空気をつくってる 本人たちに
Nobody creating that flow has any awareness that they're doing it,
当事者意識なんてないから｡
空気と戦うなんて ばかばかしいですって｡
so it'd be entirely pointless to fight it.
だから誤解は そのままにして
So instead of clearing the air,
戦う前から諦めるんだ｡
you're just giving up before you even try?
It's your turn to spill the beans.
次は 先輩が話してくれる番です｡
昨日のあれは何だったんですか？
What were you doing yesterday?
私 ６歳で芸能界にﾃﾞﾋﾞｭｰしたの｡
I made my showbiz debut when I was six.
朝ﾄﾞﾗの主役に抜擢されてからは
After being picked to play the lead role in a morning soap,
ﾃﾚﾋﾞに映画 CM… ずっと人目に さらされてきた｡
I was all over TV, movies, and commercials.
I've lived most of my life in the public eye.
ﾃﾚﾋﾞで桜島麻衣を見かけない日は ありませんでした｡
Not a day would go by when I wouldn't see Sakurajima Mai on TV.
最初の頃は楽しかったわ｡
It was fun at first, but things gradually got worse and worse.
でも だんだんつらくなってきた｡
どこに行っても あの桜島麻衣って言われて
Everywhere I went, I attracted attention as "the" Sakurajima Mai.
注目されて… それで いつからか 願うようになったの｡
At some point, I started wishing I could go to a world where nobody knew me.
私のことを誰も知らない世界に 行きたいって｡
私のことが見えてない人が いるって 最初に気づいたのは
I first noticed that some people couldn't see me on the first day of Golden Week.
４連休の初日｡
なんとなく気まぐれで 水族館に行ったの｡
I'd gone to the aquarium on a whim.
１人で？ 悪い？
Alone?
Got a problem with that?
Or so I heard.
⦅えっ ｳｿ ﾎﾝﾄ？⦆
What? No way!
It's true!
Initially, I thought I was imagining it.
最初は 気のせいだと思った｡
みんな 魚を見るのに 夢中だったからね｡
Maybe they were too focused on the fish.
でも 帰りがけに入った 喫茶店で…｡
But on the way home, I stopped by a café.
⦅あの すみません｡
Excuse me.
すみません｡ (ﾄﾞｱが開く音)
Hello?
いらっしゃいませ⦆
Welcome.
実は 前に出禁をくらうほど 何かやらかした店だったとか？
Had you done something to get banned from that café before?
そんなわけないでしょ｡
Of course not.
先輩 足｡
Senpai, your foot.
足がどうかしたの？
What about my foot?
Nothing. I feel very fortunate to have you step on me.
いえ 踏んでもらえて幸せです｡
とにかく その喫茶店から
Anyway, I practically ran home from that café.
逃げ出すように 帰ってきたんだど
藤沢に着いたら みんな普通に 私のこと見えてた｡
But once I got to Fujisawa, everyone could see me as usual.
だから 他の場所でも 同じことが起きないか
So I've been going around places to see if the same thing happens there.
調べて回っていたの｡
それでﾊﾞﾆｰｶﾞｰﾙ…｡
That's why you dress up as a bunny girl?
この格好なら 見えてたら 見るでしょ｡
Anyone would stare if they saw a girl wearing this, right?
今日も どこかで
Were you planning to play a bunny girl in the wild somewhere again today?
野生のﾊﾞﾆｰｶﾞｰﾙを するつもりだったんですか？
そう だから 邪魔しないで｡
Exactly. So don't get in my way.
ｸﾘｰﾑﾊﾟﾝ１つください｡
I'll have a cream bun, please.
すみません ｸﾘｰﾑﾊﾟﾝ１つください｡
Excuse me. I'll have a cream bun, please.
すみません ｸﾘｰﾑﾊﾟﾝ｡ はい １つ？
Excuse me. I'll have a cream bun.
Sure. Just one?
はい １つで｡
Yeah, just one.
本当は少しだけ 困ってたりしませんか？
Deep down, don't you find this a little troubling?
I guess. I don't want to miss out on these cream buns.
そうね ここのｸﾘｰﾑﾊﾟﾝが 食べられないのは困るわ｡
でも… 君は私の頭のいかれた話を 信じるの？
Anyway, do you seriously believe this crazy story of mine?
そういう話をなんて呼ぶのか 僕は知ってるんで｡
Well, I know exactly what this stuff is called.
思春期症候群… ですよね｡
Puberty Syndrome, right?
Teenage Pig Doesn't Dream of Bunny Girls
Puberty Syndrome, huh?
思春期症候群ねぇ｡
他人の心の声が聞こえたとか 誰々の未来が見えたとか
Cases where someone started hearing people's thoughts,
saw into people's futures,
誰かと誰かの人格が 入れ替わったとか｡
or where two people swapped bodies...
そういうたぐいの うわさ話のことを
Nobody knows who first started it, but it came to be known as "Puberty Syndrome."
誰が言い出したのか
思春期症候群と 呼ぶようになった｡
That's just an urban legend.
そんなのただの都市伝説じゃない｡
Huh? Why are we stopping here?
ここは？ 僕のﾏﾝｼｮﾝです｡
This is my apartment building.
何もしませんよ｡
I won't do anything, I promise.
In order to make you believe that I believe you,
僕が先輩を信じてることを 信じてもらうために
見せたいものがあります｡
there's something I want to show you.
ふ～ん きれいにしてるんだ｡
Your room's surprisingly clean.
先輩は…｡ その先輩っていうの やめて｡
Senpai—
Stop calling me that. I never interacted with you in school.
君の先輩になった覚えはないし｡ 桜島さん？
Sakurajima-san?
A real mouthful, don't you think?
名字は長いでしょ｡ じゃあ 麻衣｡
Mai, then?
You're forgetting something.
｢さん｣をつけなさい｡ では 麻衣さん｡
Mai-san, then.
君は梓川ってｲﾒｰｼﾞじゃないし 咲太くんって呼ぶから…｡
Calling you Azusagawa doesn't feel right,
so I'll be going with Sakuta-kun.
Wh-Why are you stripping? You promised not to do anything!
ど どうして脱ぐの!? 何もしないって言ったじゃない！
You perverted monster! Exhibitionist!
不潔 変態 露出狂！
本物よね？
Is that real?
What kind of moron would do this with makeup?
こんな特殊ﾒｰｸをしてるﾊﾞｶが いると思いますか？
さわっていい？ どうぞ｡
May I touch?
Go ahead.
ｵｩ…｡ 変な声出さないで｡
Quit moaning.
It's sensitive. Please be gentle.
そこ敏感なんで やさしくお願いします｡
こう？ すごく気持ちいいです｡
Like so?
That feels really good!
ｲﾀｯ 痛い 離して！
Ow! Let me go!
Why do I get the feeling you're enjoying it?
喜んでるようにしか見えない｡
で どうしたら こんな傷が？
Well? How'd you get these scars?
I'm not sure, actually.
それが よくわかんなくて…｡
妹のかえでです｡
That's Kaede, my little sister.
べつに 暴行されたわけじゃないです｡
She wasn't beaten up or anything.
It was caused by cyberbullying.
ただ ﾈｯﾄでいじめられただけで｡
言ってる意味がわかんない｡
I'm not sure I follow.
Because she left a message on read, or something,
ﾒｯｾｰｼﾞを既読ｽﾙｰしたとかで｡
ｸﾗｽのﾘｰﾀﾞｰ格の女子から 嫌われて
she got on the bad side of the most popular girl in class
and was bashed on the community message board.
SNSのｺﾐｭﾆﾃｨで 悪口を書かれまくったんです｡
ignoring me again, azusagawa?
drop dead, kaede
don't show your face at school
drop dead, kaede
そしたら ある日…｡
And one day...
⦅おかえり｡
Welcome home.
Nii-chan...
お兄ちゃん…｡ ん？ どした？⦆
Hmm? What's up?
これが 思春期症候群が実在すると 僕が信じる理由です｡
That's the reason I believe Puberty Syndrome is real.
Is that when you got those wounds?
その傷も そのときに？
I have no idea what caused it.
理由は さっぱりわかりません｡
朝起きたら 血まみれで 病院に運ばれて…｡
I woke up covered in blood and was rushed to the hospital.
それが病院送り事件の真相？
That's the truth behind the hospitalization incident?
ええ 僕が病院に送られたんです｡
Yeah. I was the one hospitalized.
お兄ちゃん いるんですか？
Onii-chan, are you in?
ご ごめんなさい！
I-I'm so sorry!
ﾃﾞﾘﾊﾞﾘｰの玄人のお姉さんを 呼ぶなら
You should've told me you had a call girl over!
先に言っておいてください！
Kaede, you're making a huge misunderstanding.
かえで お前は 壮大な勘違いをしてるぞ｡
Are you being scammed, then?
じゃあ 壺を 買わされてるんですか？
買わされてない｡
I'm not.
Forced to buy English textbooks?
英会話の教材を…｡ 勧められてもいないから
That's not it either. Relax.
安心しろ｡ この人は学校の先輩だ｡
She's my senior from school.
桜島麻衣です はじめまして｡
I'm Sakurajima Mai. Nice to meet you.
Nice... too. Azu... de.
Uh, "Nice to meet you too. I'm Azusagawa Kaede," she says.
えと はじめまして 梓川かえでです だそうです｡
Th... is... no.
この子は なすのです だそうです｡
"And this is Nasuno."
教えてくれて ありがとう かえでちゃん｡
Thanks for telling me, Kaede-chan.
すみません 極度の人見知りで 今は学校にも行っていない
Sorry about that. She's super timid around strangers.
Now, she's a truant who loves staying at home a little too much.
お家大好き少女なので｡ 私のことは知らないのね｡
She doesn't know who I am, huh?
それは… あんまりﾃﾚﾋﾞを見ないから｡
Well, she doesn't watch too much TV.
かえでの場合は ﾈｯﾄ環境から 距離を置くことで
In Kaede's case, staying away from anything related to the internet
思春期症候群の症状は おさまりました｡
alleviated her Puberty Syndrome symptoms.
だから 僕もｽﾏﾎを 海に捨てたんです｡
That's why I dumped my phone in the ocean, too.
で 私の場合も 似たようなものだって
And you mean to say my case is similar?
言いたいの？ だって麻衣さん
I mean, you act completely invisible at school.
学校では見事に 空気を演じてるじゃないですか｡
だから これ以上 状況を悪化させないように
So to prevent this from getting any worse,
麻衣さんは芸能界に戻るのが いいと思うって話です｡
I think you should go back to showbiz.
なによ それ｡ ﾃﾚﾋﾞで目立ちまくれば
Where did that come from?
If you're all over TV, people won't ignore you even when you act invisible.
いくら麻衣さんが 空気を演じても
周りが放っておかなくなるでしょ｡
And it looks like you want to go back, anyway.
それに 麻衣さんも 芸能界に 戻りたがってるみたいだし｡
いつ私が そんなこと言った？ だって さっき電車の中で
When did I ever say that?
You didn't, but you were staring a hole through that movie poster on the train.
映画の広告を恨めしそうに 見てたじゃないですか｡
したいことをすればいいと 僕は思う｡
I think you should do what you want to do.
実力も実績もあるんだし
You've got the ability and track record, and even your manager wants you back.
復帰を望んでるﾏﾈｰｼﾞｬｰさんもいる｡ あの人は関係ない｡
Leave her out of this.
余計な口を出さないで｡
I didn't ask for your opinion.
あっ ﾄｲﾚなら…｡ 帰るのよ｡
Looking for the restroom?
I'm leaving!
待って これ…｡ あげる！
Wait, you forgot this.
Keep it!
《それ以来 麻衣さんは 学校に来なくなった｡
After that day,
Mai-san stopped coming to school.
僕は 何かとてつもない地雷を 踏んでしまったらしい｡
It seems I touched a really bad nerve.
Sakurajima Mai hiatus reason
麻衣さんの ふれてはならない部分に》
Sakurajima Mai hiatus reason
A topic she didn't want touched.
Related:
Sakurajima Mai pregnant Sakurajima Mai mother sleeping around
Sakurajima Mai cutting self Sakurajima Mai fleeing overseas
Sakurajima Mai porn debut Sakurajima Mai schoolgirl prostitution
ﾊｧ…｡
Hey, Kunimi.
なぁ 国見 桜島麻衣が 活動休止を宣言した理由って
Do you know why Sakurajima Mai went on hiatus?
知ってるか？ 表向きには
Publicly, I think it was to focus on her studies.
勉強に専念するため じゃなかったか？
梓川 例の女子ｱﾅ また来てるぞ｡
Azusagawa, that news anchor is here again.
Long time no see.
(南条)お久しぶり｡ どちらさまでしたっけ？
I don't believe we've been introduced.
Oh, so that's your game?
なるほど そうくるか｡
Pleased to meet you, then.
では はじめまして 私は こういう者です｡
• Anchor
Nanjou Fumika
• Anchor
Nanjou Fumika
• Anchor
Nanjou Fumika
Here's my card.
• Anchor
Nanjou Fumika
• Anchor
Nanjou Fumika
今日は何の用ですか？
What do you want today?
生しらすの取材で 近くまで来たの｡
I was in the area for a story on whitebait,
夕方からｵﾌだから 会いにきちゃった｡
and I'm free this evening, so I came to see your pretty face.
ご注文は？ 咲太くんをお持ち帰りで｡
What would you like to order?
One Sakuta-kun to go.
頭がおかしいようなので
You seem to have hit your head.
ご注文は 救急車１台でよろしいですね｡
I'll put your order down as one ambulance, okay?
事件のこと まだ話す気になれない？
Still not willing to talk about the incident?
I never will be.
一生なりません｡ 胸の傷
I'd be happy with a photo of your scars too, you know.
１枚写真を撮らせてくれるだけで いいんだけど｡
嫌です｡
Over my dead body.
南条さんは 桜島麻衣が 活動休止した理由を
Nanjou-san, would you happen to know why Sakurajima Mai went on hiatus?
知ってたりします？ ん？
少なくとも 一般人が知らないようなこと
At the very least, I do have information not available to the public.
知ってると思うわよ｡
(理央)最近は桜島先輩に ご執心だそうじゃない｡
I hear you're quite taken with Sakurajima-senpai lately.
牧之原翔子のことは 吹っ切れたんだ｡
Are you over Makinohara Shouko now?
Why is that the first thing both you and Kunimi can think of?
国見といい なんで そこに結びつける｡
砂糖は お好みで｡
Feel free to add the sugar yourself.
Is this even safe?
大丈夫だろうな これ｡ 中身は たぶん砂糖だよ 白いし｡
The contents are probably sugar. It's white.
それで 聞きたいことって？
So, what did you want to ask?
Say, Futaba. Do you think it's possible that people can suddenly stop seeing others?
あのさ 双葉 人が見えなくなるって
あると思うか？ 視力が心配なら眼科に行けば？
Worried about your vision? Go see an ophthalmologist.
That's not what I'm talking about.
そういう問題じゃなくて｡
I mean not seeing somebody who's right there, like an invisible person.
そこにいるのに 見えないっていうか
透明人間になる的な｡ 女子ﾄｲﾚにでも
Are you trying to sneak into the girls' toilet?
忍び込もうとしてるわけ？ さすが梓川 ﾌﾞﾀ野郎だね｡
I should've expected no less from a horny pig like you.
ｽｶﾄﾛ趣味はない｡
Sorry, but I'm not into scat.
思春期症候群の話なら 前に言ったと思うけど
If you're talking about Puberty Syndrome, I'm pretty sure I already told you.
私は否定的な立場だよ｡ 知ってる｡
I'm firmly against the concept.
I know. You don't find it logical, right?
理屈に合わないんだろ｡
だから 理屈に合う説明がほしくて 来た｡
That's why I'm here. I want a logical explanation.
例えば こうして双葉の前に 座っている僕が
Consider me sitting here in front of you. Would you ever be unable to see me?
双葉から見えなくなるというのは 理論的に可能なのか？
Is that possible in theory?
私が何かに没頭するか ﾎﾞｰｯとすればいい｡
Yes, if I were engrossed in something, or just spacing out.
人間の脳は 見たくないものは 見ようとしない｡
The human brain can filter out things you don't want to see.
確かに でも そういうのではなく｡ 観測理論というのもある｡
True, but that's not what I'm looking for.
There's also the observation theory.
"Observation theory"?
観測理論？ この世の中にあるものは
It says all things and states are only determined to exist when they're observed.
誰かが観測して 初めて存在が確定する
という理論だ｡ 梓川も 箱の中の猫の話くらい
I'm sure even you've heard of the "cat in the box," right?
聞いたことあるでしょ｡ ああ たしか…｡
Oh, yeah. What was it called...
ｼｭﾚﾃﾞｨﾝｶﾞｰの猫｡
Schrödinger's cat.
When Sakurajima Mai was in showbiz, she certainly did exist,
《桜島麻衣は 芸能界では確かに存在し
みんなから観測されていた》
and she was observed by one and all.
ｸﾘｰﾑﾊﾟﾝ１つください｡ はい ｸﾘｰﾑﾊﾟﾝね｡
I'll have a cream bun, please.
Sure. Cream bun, coming right up.
あの 桜島麻衣って 知ってますか？
Um... Do you know who Sakurajima Mai is?
Who?
え？ ほら 朝ﾄﾞﾗの子役でﾃﾞﾋﾞｭｰして
Sakurajima Mai, the girl who got her big break as a child actress in a morning soap.
ﾌﾞﾚｰｸした 桜島麻衣ですよ｡ 桜島？
Sakurajima?
そんな人 いましたっけ？
Was there an actress named that?
When one stops being observed, not only do they become invisible,
《観測されなくなる ということは
見えなくなる ということだけじゃなくて
it also means their very existence...
つまりは その存在さえも…》
katarenai nemurenai traumerei
I can't talk about it or sleep, so I daydream
やっと帰ってきた｡
You're finally back.
ﾊｧ… そんなに僕に 会いたかったですか？
anata no miteru shoutai
These are my true colors, as you see
Did you want to see me that badly?
dare mo yomenai karte
Nobody can read my medical chart
Man, I'm so hungry.
お腹減ったなぁ｡ 性格悪い｡
You're a jerk.
まあまあ自覚してます｡
I'm more or less aware.
fukashigi shiritai dake
So puzzling, I just want to know what it means
When did you start a new career as a starving girl?
いつから腹ﾍﾟｺｷｬﾗに 転身したんですか？
買い物ができないの｡
kyou mo hitorigoto
I mumble to myself again today
I can't buy anything.
この２週間で どんどん 私のこと見えない人が
Over the past two weeks, I've become invisible to more and more people.
多くなってきて 藤沢駅周辺は
Nobody around Fujisawa Station can see me anymore.
nani mo muri wo shinai de
Feeling too lazy to push myself
もう全然ﾀﾞﾒ｡
とりあえず これ 食べますか？
For starters, would you like to eat this?
aisaretai
I want to be loved for free
uyamuya sayonara karui memai
Left dizzy with things still up in the air as we say goodbye
《｢５月６日 野生のﾊﾞﾆｰｶﾞｰﾙに出会った｣｡
"May 6th.
I ran into a bunny girl in the wild.
anata no inai genshoukai
I enter a world without you by my side
May 6th
I ran into a bunny girl in the wild.
It was a student at Minegahara High
The celebrity, Sakurajima Mai.
I went to Fujisawa Library, and there
これがきっかけで これが出会い｡
That was our first meeting, and the start of everything.
dare mo yomenai karte
Nobody can read my medical chart
忘れられるわけがない｡
I could never forget it.
Azusagawa
忘れても絶対思い出せ｡
Even if I do, you'd better remember it.
jiishiki afuredashite
So self-conscious, what's wrong with me?
しっかれやれよ 未来の僕⦆
I'm counting on you,
my future self."
That's my Sakuta. A total pig.
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