Poop.
Virgin proclamation.
ｳﾝｺ｡ 童貞ｼｬｳﾄ｡
Kanagawa Prefectural Minegahara High School
Hot in here!
Shush!
(日南子)ｳﾌﾌ… きゅん きゅん｡
Term Finals
This doesn't feel like "more than schoolmates, less than lovers" anymore.
《咲太:これは もう
先輩以上恋人未満って 雰囲気じゃないよな｡
Will people really believe things just fell apart over summer break?
夏休み中に自然消滅なんて 信じてもらえるのか？》
July 10th
Episode 6: This World You Chose
(麻衣)こら よそ見するな｡ 試験勉強するわよ｡
Hey!
Eyes on the book.
You're studying for finals.
I'll be fine as long as I pass, you know.
僕は赤点さえ回避できれば いいんだけどな｡
咲太って ちゃんと進路は 考えてるの？
Have you put any thought into your future at all?
将来は麻衣さんと 添い遂げたい｡
I want to be with you, till death do us part!
I'm thinking of going to college.
大学に行こうと考えています｡
麻衣さんは？ 進学予定｡
And you?
College as well.
仕事に専念するんじゃないんだ｡ しながらでも通えるでしょ｡
Not focusing on work?
I can do that and go to college.
横浜にある 公立にしようと思ってる｡
I'm eyeing the public university in Yokohama.
麻衣さん 優秀だしね｡
I guess you would pull that off.
You want to go to the same college as me, don't you?
咲太は 私と同じ大学に 通いたいわよね？
If possible, yeah.
可能なら…｡ なら しっかり勉強したいでしょ？
Then you know you need to study hard, right?
Well, yes.
それは まあ…｡ なによ 煮え切らないわね｡
Why are you being so wishy-washy?
The problem is my natural lack of smarts. I can't work up the motivation.
根本的な学力の問題もあるので いまいち やる気が出ません｡
What if I said I would tutor you in the bunny-girl outfit?
じゃあ ﾊﾞﾆｰｶﾞｰﾙの衣装で 教えてあげるって言ったら？
I'd find the drive in more ways than one!
いろいろなやる気が出そうです！
なによ？ まさか 本当に
What?
I didn't expect you to actually wear it.
着てくれるとは 思いませんでした｡
Look at the textbook, not me.
私じゃなくて教科書を見なさい｡ どうしたの？ 麻衣さん｡
What's gotten into you, Mai-san?
なにが？ あんまり怒らないし
How do you mean?
You're being awfully accommodating. Did something happen?
なにかあった？ べつに…｡
Not really. I just figured I should give you a carrot every once in a while.
たまには ｴｻをあげたほうが
いいと思っただけよ｡ なに？
Say what?
I'm saying I didn't think you would actually get into a fight for her!
あの子のためにｹﾝｶまでするとは 思わなかったってこと｡
もしかして 月曜のあれ 見てた？
Wait, you saw what happened on Monday?
The closing act, yes.
途中からね｡ あっ そうだ 靴 洗いなさいよ｡
Oh, right. Please wash your shoes.
ｳﾝｺ踏んだっていうの あれ ｳｿです｡
That thing about stepping on poop was a lie.
What? That's so lame!
なんだ つまんない｡ 要するに
So, you wanted me to give you attention?
かまってほしかったんですか？ 殴るわよ｡
I'll punch you.
Not in the face, please.
顔はやめて｡ ﾊｧ…｡
さっさと私の機嫌をとりなさいよ｡
Suck up to me already.
麻衣さん｡ なあに？
Mai-san.
What?
I love you.
好きです｡
Don't try to cheat so openly!
ｲﾃﾃ…｡ 堂々と浮気するな｡
今は あの１年生の 彼氏なんでしょ｡
You're that first-year's boyfriend right now.
How'd the exams go?
試験できたか？ (朋絵)あっ あんまり｡
Not very well. You?
先輩は？ ﾊﾞｯﾁﾘ｡
Perfectly.
Perfectly?!
できたの!? できなかった｡
Perfectly wrong.
Ah, so you're one of us.
なんだ 先輩 仲間じゃん｡
I've made a plan to hit the beach with Rena-chan and the girls.
玲奈ちゃんたちと 海に行く約束してるの｡
私 学校の水着しか 持ってなくて｡
But I only have my school swimsuit.
中学ので いいんじゃないか？ なんで 戻るの｡
Won't your middle school swimsuit do?
Why would I go back to that?
あっ これとか どうかな？
Oh, how about this?
Just so you know, I'm not into padding.
僕は 大量の詰め物を見て 喜ぶ趣味はないな｡
先輩に見せるためじゃないし｡ そういう水着はさぁ
I won't be wearing this for you, anyway.
Save those swimsuits for when you've grown that much.
あのくらいに成長してからにしろ｡
そんなの一生無理！
That's never happening!
ってゆうか そういう 失礼なことばっか言ってると
Y'know, if you make a habit of saying this stuff, Sakurajima-senpai will end up hating you.
桜島先輩に嫌われるよ｡ 言ったら確実に殴られるな｡
If I said it to her, she'd definitely punch me.
なんかうれしそう…｡
Why are you smiling about that?
桜島先輩とは 海行ったりするの？
Will you go to the beach with her and stuff?
Dunno.
どうかな 麻衣さんは芸能人だから そういうのは無理かもな｡
She's famous, so it might not be possible.
You can count on me, okay?
私 先輩に協力してあげるね｡ 桜島先輩と うまくいくように｡
I'll help you get together with Sakurajima-senpai.
And whose fault is it that we're not together right now, huh?
誰のせいで おつきあいが 遠のいたと思ってんだよ｡
うっ… だから応援するんだよ｡ はいはい｡
Th-That's why I'm gonna help!
Yeah, yeah. I appreciate the sentiment, at least.
気持ちだけもらっておくよ｡
なあ 古賀｡ なに？
Hey, Koga.
What?
別れ方 考えておいたほうが よくないか？
We should figure out the way we'll break up.
うん わかってる｡ 先輩のふり方なら
Yeah, I know.
I've already thought of a way to dump you, so don't worry.
考えてあるから 安心して｡ 待て 僕がふられるのか？
Wait, I'm the one getting dumped?
結局 先輩は 桜島先輩に未練たらたらで
Even after everything, you still can't get over Sakurajima-senpai.
それに気づいた私に ふられる設定｡
I realize that and break up with you.
That's awfully realistic.
微妙にﾘｱﾙだな｡ 先輩なんて知らない！ って
In the end, I say, "Screw you!" and slap you in the face.
最後は ひっぱたいたことにする｡
You're not actually gonna do it, right?
それ 実演はしないよな？ ﾘｱﾘﾃｨは大事｡
Realism is important.
やるのか…｡ 終業式のあとは空けておいてね｡
So you are?
Keep yourself free after the closing ceremony.
海ﾃﾞｰﾄの帰りにｹﾝｶしたって 想定だから｡
The plan is for us to fight on the way back from a beach date.
July 18th
Rise and shine, Onii-chan!
(かえで)お兄ちゃん 朝ですよ｡
ん… おはよう かえで｡
Morning, Kaede.
Good morning!
(かえで)おはようございます｡
[ﾃﾚﾋﾞ]今日は７月18日…｡ (かえで)明日から夏休みですね｡
Today is July 18th.
Summer break starts tomorrow, huh?
夏といえば 何だろうな｡ ｽｲｶです｡
What comes to mind first when you think summer?
Watermelon!
I guess I'll buy one sometime.
じゃあ 今度 買ってくるか｡ 丸いのがいいです｡
I want a round one.
What're your plans for summer, Sakuta?
(国見)咲太 夏の予定は？ ﾊﾞｲﾄ｡
Work.
古賀さんもいるしな｡
And there's Koga-san, too.
You?
国見は？ ﾊﾞｲﾄ 部活 ﾃﾞｰﾄ｡
Work, basketball, dates.
Living the life, huh?
青春長者め｡ (国見)人のこと言えないだろ｡
You're one to talk.
The long summer break begins tomorrow.
え～ いよいよ 明日から 長い夏休みが始まります｡
そこで 皆さんに ２つのことを お願いします｡
I want you all to keep two things in mind...
It's time for the final date.
《いよいよ最後のﾃﾞｰﾄ｡
僕たちが全校生徒についたｳｿも 今日で終わりだ》
The lie we told the whole school ends today.
あっ 先輩のほうが早かった｡
Oh, you got here first?
I changed into my swimsuit in the locker room at school.
水着 学校の更衣室で着てきたの｡
You've got this dirty look in your eyes.
先輩 目がｴﾛい｡ 知ってる｡
I know.
I'm telling you not to stare!
あんまり見ないでって意味！
よし 泳ぐか｡
Okay, time to swim.
Huh? No thoughts?
えっ 感想なし？ あんまり見てほしくないんだろ？
You don't want me to stare, right?
まっ かわいいと思うぞ｡ か かわいいって言うな！
But well, you look very cute.
D-Don't call me cute!
じゃあ 何て言ってほしいんだ？
What do you want me to say, then?
か かわいい… かな｡ 古賀は情緒不安定なのか？
That I'm c-cute, I guess?
Wow, you're all over the place.
That's just how a girl's heart works!
乙女心は そういうものなの！ いっちょんわからん｡
I hadn't an inklin'.
You really know how to get on someone's nerves.
先輩 ﾎﾝﾄ ﾑｶつく｡ ﾑｶつかれたから
Well, since you're so annoyed at me, I might as well get some grilled corn.
僕は焼きﾄｳﾓﾛｺｼでも食べるかな｡ 私も行く！
Me too!
それ！
Take that!
どっちの城が波に打ち勝つか 勝負な｡
Let's see whose castle can survive the waves.
負けたほうがｶｷ氷おごりね｡
Whoever loses pays for the shaved ice.
Saved by the butt, huh?
尻に救われたな｡ うるさいな！
Oh, shut up!
ねぇ 先輩｡ また腹減ったのか？
Hey, Senpai.
Hungry again?
今日まで ありがと｡
Thanks for everything.
Here.
はい｡
握手だよ｡ なんで？
Let's shake hands.
Why?
Breakup handshake.
お別れの｡
In the end, you were still in love with Sakurajima-senpai.
先輩は結局 桜島先輩のことが好きで
I got fed up with that and dumped you.
私に愛想を尽かされ ふられました｡
ﾋﾞﾝﾀはしなくていいのか？
Aren't you gonna slap me?
I'll just say I did.
それは したことにしておく｡
ここで ひっぱたいたら 私 超恩知らずだし｡
I mean, if I slapped you now, I'd be a total ingrate.
そっか まあ なら…｡
I see. Well, then.
お疲れ｡ うん｡
Cheers.
Yeah.
Have a nice summer break.
いい夏休みをな｡ 先輩も
You too.
桜島先輩と つきあえるといいね｡
I hope Sakurajima-senpai says yes.
まっ 気長にやるよ｡
Well, I'll try my best.
お兄ちゃん 朝ですよ｡
Rise and shine, Onii-chan!
ん？ あのな かえで｡ はい｡
Look, Kaede.
Yes?
世の中には 夏休みというものが あるんだぞ｡
There exists this thing called summer break.
But doesn't it only start tomorrow?
でも 夏休みは明日からですよね？ いや 今日だろ｡
Nah, today.
いえ 明日です｡
No, it starts tomorrow.
Onii-chan?
お兄ちゃん？
Kaede, do you wanna eat watermelon?
かえで ｽｲｶ食べたいか？ えっ 食べたいです｡
Huh? I do.
July 18th (Round 2)
丸いのを今度買ってくるよ｡
I'll buy a round one sometime.
Huh...
え～ あっ このｱﾌﾟﾘ？
Oh, you mean this app?
Lemme see.
Yeah, that's the one.
(亜矢)どれどれ？ (玲奈)朋絵｡
Tomoe.
急に教室に来られると困る｡
Don't just turn up at my classroom.
悪いとは思ったが仕方ないだろ｡
I did feel bad about that, but what else could I do?
Did something bad happen?
何かまずいことあったのか？ なんで？
Why?
What do you mean, why? We looped back again.
なんでって… またﾙｰﾌﾟしただろ？ え？
Huh?
今日 ２回目だよな？ ううん｡
Today's the second time, right?
Nah.
Wait a second.
ちょっと待て 古賀は １回目なのか？
It's your first time?
Yeah.
Got it. Forget what I just said.
わかった いったん 今のは忘れてくれ｡
放課後は？ 予定通りでいい あとでな｡
What about after school?
We can stick to the plan.
Later.
どう思う？
What do you think?
Did you hit your head, Azusagawa?
(理央)梓川 頭は大丈夫？
どういう意味だ？
What's that supposed to mean?
You're asking me something even a little kid would know.
小学生でもわかるような 質問をしてきたから｡
If you're right and that first-year...
梓川が考えたとおり その１年生…｡
古賀朋絵な｡ その子がﾗﾌﾟﾗｽの悪魔なら
Koga Tomoe.
If she's Laplace's demon, the answer is simple.
答えは簡単でしょ｡ 簡単か？
Is it?
７月18日と19日に
There must be a crucial difference between July 18th and 19th.
何か決定的な違いが あるんじゃないの？
For example, a change in the relationship between you two.
例えば 梓川との関係性が 変わってしまうとか｡
本当は 梓川も 気づいてるんじゃないの？
Deep down, surely you've realized it too.
Realized what?
何にだよ｡ 彼女が再びｻｲｺﾛを振り出した理由｡
The reason she started rerolling again.
ただ 今回に関して言えば
But this time, Koga's not aware of the loop.
古賀は 今日が２回目だって 気づいてないんだよ｡
だとしたら梓川が悪魔なのかもね｡ 僕は違う｡
In that case, maybe you're the demon.
I'm not.
なら やっぱり 可能性は １つしかない｡
Then that leaves only one possibility.
１つか…｡ そう｡
Only one, huh?
Right.
She's lying.
彼女はｳｿをついている｡
Teenage Pig Doesn't Dream of Bunny Girls
あっ 先輩のほうが早かった｡
Oh, you got here first?
水着 学校の更衣室で着てきたの｡
I changed into my swimsuit in the locker room at school.
You've got this dirty look in your eyes.
先輩 目がｴﾛい｡
Take that!
それ！ (はしゃぎ声)
今日まで ありがと｡
Thanks for everything.
July 18th (Round 3)
よし 泳ぐか｡
Okay, time to swim.
えっ 感想なし？
Huh? No thoughts?
Thanks for everything.
今日まで ありがと｡
Rise and shine, Onii-chan!
お兄ちゃん 朝ですよ｡
July 18th (Round 4)
なあ 国見｡ ん？
Hey, Kunimi.
彼女いるよな？ ありがたいことにな｡
You have a girlfriend, right?
Luckily.
そんなお前に 思いを寄せている 他の女子がいたら どうする？
What if there were another girl who was also in love with you?
その子の気持ちに気づいたら 国見は どうするんだ？
What would you do if you became aware of her feelings?
それ 誰のこと言ってるんだよ｡ 例えばの話｡
Who are you talking about?
I'm just speaking hypothetically.
例えばねぇ… 俺が気づいてること ﾊﾞﾚてんのかな｡
Hypothetically, huh?
Does she know that I know?
She hasn't realized yet.
今は まだ気づいてない｡ 今はねぇ｡
"Yet," huh?
(国見)本人が胸に秘めた思いを
Honestly, it wouldn't feel right to drag out the feelings she was keeping hidden.
無理やり 引っ張り出させるっていうのは
正直 抵抗あるよな｡
自意識過剰って気もするし 俺って何様だよって｡
It'd also be kinda egotistical. Like, who the hell do I think I am?
けど このままでいいとも 思ってない｡
But I'd also know that this couldn't go on.
どうするのが正解なんだ？ 聞いたのは僕だ｡
What'd be the right thing to do?
I'm the one asking.
え～ いよいよ 明日から 長い夏休みが始まります｡
The long summer break begins tomorrow.
そこで 皆さんに ２つのことを お願いします｡
I want you all to keep two things in mind...
Koga is lying.
《古賀はｳｿをついている》
Senpai? The beach is this way.
先輩？ 海 こっちだよ｡
僕は 今日が４度目なんだよ｡
Today's my fourth time.
You mean you're bored of the beach?
海は飽きたってこと？ 古賀は空気が読めて助かる｡
I'm glad you're so quick on the uptake.
江の島に行くの？ 最初のﾃﾞｰﾄで行きそびれただろ｡
We're going to Enoshima?
We didn't get to on our first date, remember?
(２人)ﾊｧ…｡ 足ﾊﾟﾝﾊﾟﾝ｡
Gah! My legs are dead!
Suck it up, first-year.
１年生のくせに｡ なに その理屈｡
What does that have to do with anything?
Hetsunomiya
Main Shrine
縁むすびの絵馬だってさ｡
Look, wish tablets for matchmaking.
書いていくか｡ えっ 神様にｳｿつくの？
Wanna fill out one?
Huh? You wanna lie to the gods?
せ 先輩 罰当たりだって｡
S-Senpai...
That's blasphemy!
みんなを騙すって決めた時点で
The moment we decided to fool everyone, we already punched our tickets to Hell.
地獄に落ちる覚悟は できてんだろ｡
Sakuta
ほら｡ あ…｡
Here.
私はいいけど…｡
Not that I mind.
Azusagawa Sakuta
Koga Tomoe
Azusagawa Sakuta
Koga Tomoe
Azusagawa Sakuta
Koga Tomoe
Azusagawa Sakuta
Koga Tomoe
Azusagawa Sakuta
Koga Tomoe
Azusagawa Sakuta
Koga Tomoe
Azusagawa Sakuta
Koga Tomoe
あっ あ～ ちょっと先輩？
Wait, Senpai!
Koga Tomoe
Azusagawa Sakuta
Koga Tomoe
Azusagawa Sakuta
Koga Tomoe
Azusagawa Sakuta
Koga Tomoe
Azusagawa Sakuta
Koga Tomoe
Azusagawa Sakuta
Koga Tomoe
Azusagawa Sakuta
Koga Tomoe
Azusagawa Sakuta
みんなの本当のお願いの中に ｳｿを混ぜたら 罰が当たるって｡
We can't mix in a lie among real wishes! The gods will punish us!
Let me just take it home.
私 持って帰るから｡
I'm the only one lying, so it'll be fine.
ｳｿをついてるのは 僕だけだから 平気だろ｡
先輩…｡
Senpai.
ん？ さっきの… なんでもない｡
What you said earlier...
Never mind.
ねぇ 先輩 今からでも 海行かない？
Hey, Senpai. It's not too late to hit the beach.
私 この下 水着だし｡
I'm wearing my swimsuit underneath and all.
先輩？ 古賀 もうｳｿは終わりだ｡
Senpai?
Koga, enough with the lies.
えっ あ うん 今日までだしね｡
Huh? Oh yeah, it ends today.
That's not what I mean.
そうじゃない｡
You've got this scary look, y'know?
顔 なんか怖いよ｡
なに？ どうしたの？
What's wrong?
僕が気づかないと思ったか？
Did you really think I wouldn't catch on?
Seriously, what are you talking about?
だから 何の話？
Even if it was all pretense, I've been your boyfriend for three weeks.
ｳｿでも 約３週間 恋人やってたんだぞ｡
僕は空気が読めているくせに 読まないんだ｡
It's not that I can't take a hint. I just don't.
If you won't say it, I will.
古賀が言わなくても 僕は言う｡
古賀が 何度ｻｲｺﾛを振り直しても 人の気持ちは変わらない｡
You can roll the dice as many times as you want, but people's feelings don't change so easily.
ｳｿは本当にならないし 本当はｳｿにならないんだ｡
A lie won't become the truth,
and the truth won't become a lie.
Even after a hundred times?
100回やっても？ ああ｡
Yeah.
1,000回やっても？ そうだ｡
Even after a thousand times?
That's right.
１万回でも？ １億回やっても変わらない｡
And ten thousand?
Even a billion times won't change anything.
僕が好きなのは麻衣さんだ｡
Mai-san is the one I love.
同じことを繰り返しても
If you keep repeating the same day, your feelings won't get any closure either.
古賀の気持ちだって ずっとそのままだ｡
先輩 ｳｿつきだよ｡
You're a liar, Senpai.
気持ちは変わるよ｡
People's feelings do change.
繰り返した分だけ 積み重なっていく…｡
They can grow stronger with each loop.
積み重なっていった…｡
They did for me.
忘れようって決めて なのに 忘れられなくて
I decided to forget about them, but I couldn't.
今度こそ忘れようと思ったのに ﾀﾞﾒだった｡
Each time I thought this would be the last, it wasn't.
この気持ちと さよならしようって決めたのに｡
Even though I'd decided to say goodbye to these feelings.
今日はね 先輩と楽しく 最後のﾃﾞｰﾄをして
Today, I have to have a fun last date with you
ｳｿの恋人を 笑顔で 終わらせなきゃいけないの｡
and end this pretend-lovers thing with a smile.
そして 先輩は 桜島先輩と うまくいって
Later, you'll get together with Sakurajima-senpai,
２学期になったら 私は よかったねって
and when second term rolls around, I'll tease you by going all, "Good for you."
少し意地悪く 先輩をからかうんだよ｡
それで 先輩と友達になるの｡
And then, I'll become friends with you.
仲よく何でも話せて ちょっと甘えられる 年上の友達｡
You'll be an older friend who I can speak my mind with, and who'll baby me a little.
今までのことも
We'll look back at these three weeks and go, "Being pretend lovers was pretty fun!"
ｳｿの恋人ごっこ 結構楽しかったねって
思い出話にして これからも ずっと
And we'll be good friends forever.
仲よくするんだから｡
するんだから…｡
We have to be.
私が望んでいるのは それだけ｡
That's all I want.
特別な何かを 欲しがっているわけじゃない｡
I'm not asking for anything special.
わがままだって言ってない｡
I'm not being selfish.
I'm not hurting anyone either.
誰にも迷惑だってかけてないよ｡
なのに… なのに…｡
So...
So why...
Why won't tomorrow come?!
どうして 明日になってくれないの！
なんで朝起きると 昨日よりも 気持ちが大きくなってるの!?
Why are my feelings growing stronger each morning?!
こんなのひどいよ…｡
Why is this happening when I'd decided to pretend they never existed?
なかったことにするって 決めたのに…｡
そんなことしなくていい｡
No need to do that.
I have to!
しなきゃﾀﾞﾒ！ だって先輩は 桜島先輩のことが好きじゃん｡
I mean, you love Sakurajima-senpai!
私なんか迷惑でしょ？
You just find me a bother, right?
Friends don't have these kinds of emotions.
こんな気持ち 友達は持ってないもん｡
Nobody feels this way about a friend!
友達にはない感情だもん！
When did I ever say you were a bother?
僕が いつ迷惑だって言った｡
ひどいよ…｡
You're mean.
先輩なんて嫌い 大嫌い！
I hate you! I hate you so much!
先輩がいけないんじゃん 私にいっぱい優しくしたから！
This is all your fault for being so nice to me!
そうだよ だから 僕に 気を遣う必要なんてないんだ｡
That's right. So you don't need to hold back on my behalf.
こんな私も大嫌い｡ こんなの私じゃない！
I hate myself too! This isn't who I am!
いいや 古賀だよ それも古賀だ｡
No, it is. It's a part of you.
You're wrong! This isn't me!
違う これは私じゃないよ｡
私は夏休みが来てほしい｡
I want it to be summer break already!
早く先輩と友達になって 楽しく笑いたい｡
I want to have fun and laugh with you as friends!
それしか望んでない！
That's all I want!
Stop lying to yourself.
もう自分にｳｿをつくのはやめろ｡
お前は正義の女子高生だろ｡
You're a high school girl in her prime.
古賀にできないことなんてない｡
Nothing is impossible for you.
No fair. You can't say that.
ずるい… ずるいよ そんな言い方｡
だからさ もう我慢しなくていいんだ｡
So you don't have to hold it in anymore.
You jerk! You colossal jerk!
先輩のﾊﾞｶ ﾊﾞｶ！ 嫌い！ 大嫌い｡
I hate you! I hate you so much!
でも でも…｡
But... But...
好き…｡
I like you.
私は先輩が好き…｡
I like you, Senpai.
大好き～!!
I love you!
古賀 よく頑張ったな｡
Well done, Koga.
ﾎﾝﾄ頑張った｡
You fought really well.
The Japanese team have done it!
Japan Wins
やってくれました 日本代表｡
[ﾃﾚﾋﾞ]おはようございます 今日は ６月27日 金曜日｡
Good morning. Today is Friday, June 27th.
Let's start with soccer.
お… すげえな あいつ｡
Wow, she's something else.
It was all a simulation of the future?
Japan Wins
最初から 全部 未来のｼﾐｭﾚｰｼｮﾝだったのかよ｡
July 18th
June 27th
Uh, Mai-san.
あの… 麻衣さん｡ 何よ？
What?
I love you. Please go out with me.
好きです つきあってください｡
１か月間 同じこと言われてると 何も感じなくなる｡
After hearing that every day for a month, I don't feel anything anymore.
My heart doesn't skip a beat.
ときめかない｡ そっか 失恋か｡
I see. I'm being rejected, huh?
じゃあ 新しい恋を探すしかないな｡
I guess I'll have to find a new love.
え？ ちょっ…｡ 今まで ありがとうございました｡
Huh? Wai—
Thank you for everything.
H-Hey, I didn't say no.
ﾀﾞﾒとは言ってない｡ なに諦めようとしてるのよ｡
Why are you just giving up?
Will you go out with me, then?
なら いいの？
咲太のくせに生意気…｡
You're too cheeky, Sakuta.
Is that a yes?
いいの？
Yes. Let's go out.
うん いいよ…｡
あのさ 麻衣さんって 僕のこと どう思ってる？
Say, Mai-san, how do you feel about me?
How I feel? That's...
どうって それは…｡
それは？ いいでしょ べつに｡
Go on.
Who cares?
I care. That's why I'm asking.
よくないから聞いてるんだけど｡
どうしても聞きたい？ はい｡
Do you really want to know?
Yes.
これでわかったでしょ？
Do you get it now?
お… ﾏｳｽ ﾄｩ ﾏｳｽがよかったな｡
I would've preferred mouth-to-mouth.
Don't push your luck.
調子に乗るな｡ ｲﾃｯ｡
Ow.
(朋絵)ごめんなさい｡
I'm sorry. I can't go out with you, Maesawa-senpai.
私 前沢先輩とはつきあえません｡
You don't have a boyfriend, right?
(前沢)今 彼氏とかいないよな？ はい｡
Right.
じゃあ 好きなやついるの？
Do you have someone you like, then?
Yeah. He's a dinosaur who doesn't even have a cell phone in this day and age.
はい… その人は いまどき ｽﾏﾎも持ってない原始人です｡
誰が原始人だ？ あっ｡
Who're you calling a dinosaur?
Hey, I didn't mention you by name.
べつに 先輩のことだなんて 言ってない｡
それより先輩 責任とってよ｡ 責任？
Anyway, you'd better take responsibility, Senpai.
Responsibility?
これで 玲奈ちゃんに嫌われて ｸﾗｽに居場所なくなるんだから｡
Rena-chan's gonna hate me now, and I'll lose my place in class.
なんで その責任が僕にくる？ だって 先輩のせいだし｡
How is that my responsibility?
I mean, it is your fault.
理由を聞こうか｡
May I ask why?
You're the one who made me grow up.
先輩が私を大人にしたんじゃん｡
That sounded kinda lewd.
なんかｴﾛいな｡ 先輩って わかってるくせに
Why do you always deflect when people talk to you from the heart?
いつも そういうこと言うよね｡ 照れ隠し？
Trying to hide the blush?
まっ 古賀に何かあっても 友達でいてやるよ｡
Well, no matter what happens to you, I'll still be your friend.
だから ひとりぼっちにはならない｡
So don't worry. You won't be left all alone.
Hey, I'm the one giving you the privilege of being best friends with me.
先輩を親友にしてあげるの 私のほうだし｡
《それから 夏休みが始まるまでの期間は
Each day from then till the start of summer break was filled with unsurprising surprises.
驚きの連続だった｡
僕と古賀が体験した日々は 実際に そのとおりになった｡
The days Koga and I lived out came to pass in reality.
ﾊﾞｲﾄ先に 古賀が新人として 入ってきて
Koga joined my workplace as a new hire.
麻衣さんは かえでに 仕事で使った服をくれ
Mai-san gave Kaede an outfit she modeled for work,
そのあと仕事で 鹿児島に行き
went to Kagoshima for a shoot,
and tutored me as a bunny girl once she got back.
帰ってからは ﾊﾞﾆｰｶﾞｰﾙの格好で 僕に勉強を教えてくれた｡
期末試験の内容まで そっくり同じだ》
Even the questions on the finals were the exact same.
なるほどね 周囲に合わせるため
I see.
The girl who was desperately trying to fit in by keeping an eye out for social cues
必死で空気を読んでいた少女は
became capable of seeing the future at some point, huh?
気がつくと 未来まで
読めるように なっていたわけだ｡
But out of over seven billion people, why was I the only one dragged into it?
でも どうして 70億の人類の中で
僕だけが その現象に 巻き込まれたんだろう？
量子もつれじゃないの？ 量子もつれ？ なんだ それ？
Quantum entanglement, no?
Quantum entanglement? What's that?
Sometimes, pairs of distant particles, without any connection at all,
離れた位置にある２つの粒子が 何の媒介も必要とせずに
瞬時に情報を共有して動く 奇妙な現象のこと｡
can instantly share information and act together in a strange phenomenon.
You mean to say Koga and I got entangled and synced up?
つまり 双葉は 僕と古賀が
もつれて同期したって 言いたいのか？
そっ｡ けど なんで もつれるんだよ｡
Yep.
But why'd we get entangled in the first place?
量子もつれが起こるのは 粒子同士が衝突したあと｡
Quantum entanglement happens after the particles collide.
その１年生と 最近 何か 衝撃を与え合ったりしなかった？
Did you clash with that first-year in any way recently?
あっ… 尻を蹴り合った｡
Oh...
We kicked each other's butts.
梓川｡ あ？
Azusagawa.
再現実験をしたい 尻を出せ｡
I want to verify its reproducibility. Turn around and bend over.
断る｡ いいから出せ ﾌﾞﾀ野郎｡
I refuse.
Do it now, you pig.
I can't wait to see you in an apron, Mai-san.
麻衣さんのｴﾌﾟﾛﾝ姿 楽しみだな｡
私 料理のときは ｴﾌﾟﾛﾝしないけど｡
I don't wear one when I cook, though.
え～｡ はいはい わかったわよ｡
What?
Okay, fine. I'll wear one.
How about just the apron?
なんなら 裸ｴﾌﾟﾛﾝでも｡ 下剤でも入れようかしら｡
Maybe I should mix a laxative into the food.
冗談です｡ 本気だったくせに｡
I was kidding.
Please. I know you were serious.
どうしたの？ あっ この子が…｡
What's wrong?
This cat.
麻衣さん 傘いい？ うん｡
Mind holding the umbrella, Mai-san?
Sure.
I'll take it to my place for now.
とりあえず うちに連れていくよ｡ あっ でも その子
But I'd like to keep it.
私 引き取りたいんです｡ だったら あとで連絡して｡
Call me later, then. I'll give you my landline number.
うちの電話番号 教えるから｡ 僕は 梓川咲太｡
I'm Azusagawa Sakuta.
梓川ｻｰﾋﾞｽｴﾘｱの梓川に 花咲く太郎の咲太｡
Azusagawa from "Azusagawa Service Area," and Sakuta from "Hanasaku Tarou."
私は…｡
My name...
is Makinohara Shouko.
牧之原翔子といいます｡
That's my Azusagawa. A total pig.
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