1 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:05,797 (手塚(てづか)ふたばの寝息) 2 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:55,013 (寝息) 3 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:02,938 (瀬上(せがみ)貞一(ていいち))いよいよ今日 4 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:05,107 渋谷(しぶや)… 5 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:09,111 死にたくねえ~ 6 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:09,987 でも… 7 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:12,489 親父(おやじ)を殺した異星人(アイツら) 8 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:15,158 1人でも多く— 9 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:17,369 倒す 10 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:21,123 俺に できるだろうか… 11 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:23,917 (発射音) 12 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:27,296 いきなり殺されて 終わる… 13 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:29,590 …ほうが想像しやすい 14 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:33,969 えっ え… ヤバい 15 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:36,221 足がすくんで… 16 00:01:36,305 --> 00:01:37,806 みんな 戦ってるのに… 17 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:41,185 (先輩メンバー)俺のマネをしろ 18 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:44,104 (瀬上)はいっ 19 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:51,069 (銃撃音) (瀬上)ぐっ… くっ… 20 00:01:51,153 --> 00:01:53,113 すごい反動! 21 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:55,449 当たってんだか 当たってねーんだか… 22 00:01:58,452 --> 00:01:59,828 {\an8}(発射音) (瀬上)うわっ うわっ 23 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:01,997 うわあっ 24 00:02:05,209 --> 00:02:05,751 (ボタンを押す音) 25 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,087 (先輩メンバー)おい シールドだ 26 00:02:09,171 --> 00:02:10,547 シールドを出せ 27 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:11,924 (瀬上)シールド? 28 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:16,220 (発射音) 29 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:18,722 (ボタンを押す音) 30 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:19,806 うわっ 31 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:20,933 (先輩メンバー)うわっ 32 00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:23,977 え? 33 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,025 1人になった… 34 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:32,778 どうしよう… 35 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:34,446 (銃撃音) 36 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:35,948 絶対 死ぬ… 37 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:39,576 お母さん… 38 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:47,501 お母さん… 39 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:50,295 (発射音) 40 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:52,214 お母さん! 41 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:53,131 あっ 42 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:55,592 ひいっ! 43 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,427 (衝撃音) 44 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,930 う… うう… 45 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:03,767 (メンバー1)くっ… 46 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:04,685 (瀬上)あっ… 47 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:06,311 立て! 48 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:08,063 -(メンバー2)構え! -(メンバー3)いくぞ 49 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:10,023 (メンバー4)シールド寄せろ! 50 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:13,861 (銃撃音) 51 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:15,529 (瀬上)くうっ 52 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:18,448 うおおー! 53 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:19,825 (銃撃音) 54 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:25,122 (着弾音) 55 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:32,379 (着弾音) 56 00:03:35,591 --> 00:03:36,842 (瀬上)殺してる 57 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:38,302 (銃撃音) 58 00:03:39,595 --> 00:03:42,055 俺… 殺してる 59 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,308 -(メンバー5)よし -(メンバー6)やったか 60 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:45,517 あ… 61 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:54,109 (歩行型戦車の足音) 62 00:03:54,193 --> 00:03:55,444 (メンバー2)来るぞ! 63 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:57,154 えっ 来る? 64 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,156 (歩行型戦車の足音) 65 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,407 (メンバー2)戦車だ! 66 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:20,511 -(メンバー3)来るぞお! -(瀬上)ああっ 67 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:21,720 (メンバー4)来るぞ! 68 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:23,347 (メンバー5)シールドに隠れろ! 69 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:24,431 (メンバー6)シールド! 70 00:04:24,515 --> 00:04:25,349 (瀬上)ぐっ! 71 00:04:28,352 --> 00:04:29,978 (発射音) 72 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:33,899 ♪~ 73 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:01,028 {\an8}~♪ 74 00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:07,534 (テレビ:芸人1)最近なあ 75 00:06:07,618 --> 00:06:09,870 自分がおばちゃんに なってきてる気がすんねん 76 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:11,079 (芸人2) いや どないなってんねん 77 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:12,247 え? 何があったん? 78 00:06:12,331 --> 00:06:14,249 (芸人1)こないだ電車で 席 座った瞬間 79 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:16,752 “あー しんど おばちゃん かなわんわ” 80 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:17,753 …って口から勝手に出てん 81 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,713 (芸人2)いや 完全に おばちゃんやないかい! 82 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:20,964 もう しみこんどるやん 83 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:25,344 (ふたばR(リアル))あー しんど おばちゃん かなわんわ 84 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:26,803 (一同)ん? 85 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,639 (笑い声) 86 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,265 (続く笑い声) 87 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,105 ヒヒヒ… 88 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,983 (メンバー7のせき込み) 89 00:06:40,484 --> 00:06:43,070 (メンバーたちのうめき声) 90 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:49,201 ああ… 91 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:56,083 (メンバーたち)う… あ… 92 00:06:58,377 --> 00:07:00,754 (銃撃音) (瀬上)ハァ ハァ… 93 00:07:00,838 --> 00:07:03,674 (メンバー3)あああーっ クソ! 94 00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:06,260 (瀬上)ひっ! 95 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:09,555 ハァ… ハァ… 96 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:11,849 -(メンバー4)シールド! -(瀬上)あっ 97 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:14,226 (はじく音) (瀬上)ぐうっ くっ… 98 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:15,018 (つまずく音) 99 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:20,566 ああ… 100 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:23,151 ハァ… ハァ… 101 00:07:25,696 --> 00:07:26,905 (メンバー5)ぐあっ 102 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:28,323 あっ 103 00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:33,287 (震える音) 104 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:38,250 (銃撃音) 105 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,752 うっ くっ… 106 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:42,713 (銃撃音) (瀬上)ううーっ! 107 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:46,341 (歩行型戦車の足音) (メンバー6)うう… あっ! 108 00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:49,178 (メンバー8)うわっ 109 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:54,183 (メンバー6)退避ー! 110 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:55,142 (瀬上)あっ 111 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:56,810 (メンバー9)退避しろー! 112 00:07:58,270 --> 00:07:59,813 (メンバー2)退避ー! 113 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,232 (瀬上)えっ? ハッ! 114 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:04,067 あっ ああっ 115 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:05,861 ぐううっ! 116 00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:12,618 うああああーっ! 117 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:16,205 (荒い息) 118 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,084 (銃撃音) (瀬上)うわっ 119 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:41,647 (瀬上)えっ? 120 00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:43,649 田代(たしろ)さん? 121 00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:46,443 (銃撃音) (田代涼花(すずか))くっ… うっ 122 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:48,862 (瀬上)田代さん… 123 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:17,182 (田代の荒い息) 124 00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:40,163 うっ ああっ! 125 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:50,883 ハァ… ハァ… 126 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:55,762 あっ くっ… 127 00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:57,764 (銃撃音) 128 00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,099 (瀬上)ううっ 129 00:10:01,185 --> 00:10:01,977 あっ 130 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:08,483 ううっ うおおっ… 131 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:10,527 (弾切れの音) 132 00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:11,820 あっ… 133 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:22,372 あれ? あれ? あれ… 134 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,884 (瀬上の焦る声) 135 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:42,017 うっ くっ… 136 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,103 (田代)ああっ 137 00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:50,234 ううっ… 138 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,151 ハッ! 139 00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:54,571 (田代のうめき声) 140 00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:00,827 (銃が落ちる音) 141 00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:06,583 (田代)うう… う… 142 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:14,550 (瀬上)ハァ ハァ ハァ… 143 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:20,430 うああああ! 144 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:46,623 (息を吐く音) 145 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:48,959 フゥー… 146 00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:52,838 んん! 147 00:11:56,592 --> 00:11:57,926 (田代)うう… 148 00:11:58,635 --> 00:11:59,469 あ… 149 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:02,931 フゥー… 150 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,767 フゥー… 151 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:08,645 ふっ! 152 00:12:14,151 --> 00:12:17,487 ハァ… フゥ… 153 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:27,581 ふん! 154 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:39,718 ハァ ハァ ハァ… 155 00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:48,435 うああっ! 156 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,021 ぐっ! あっ… 157 00:12:53,524 --> 00:12:54,775 弾切れ? 158 00:12:55,359 --> 00:12:56,151 ああっ 159 00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:00,572 あっ… 160 00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:08,121 う… あ… 161 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,499 (田代)あっ 162 00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:23,887 (スプレーの噴射音) 163 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:27,599 (心臓の音) 164 00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:30,602 (激しい心臓の音) 165 00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:33,814 (荒い息) 166 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:36,608 (激しい心臓の音) (荒い息) 167 00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:49,621 ハァ ハァ ハァ… 168 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:58,088 (蹴る音) (瀬上)ぐはっ 169 00:13:58,172 --> 00:14:01,717 (田代の激しい心臓の音) 170 00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:05,095 (頭の中の声)入れ替えろ 171 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,226 入れ替えろ 172 00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:16,899 入れ替えろ 173 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,571 入れ替えろ 174 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,571 {\an8}(指を鳴らす音) 175 00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:26,992 (異星人の悲鳴) 176 00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:28,911 あっ! 177 00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:37,127 (頭の中の声)入れ替えろ! 178 00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:37,878 (指を鳴らす音) 179 00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,980 (瀬上)う… うう… 180 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,194 ハァ… 181 00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:06,448 助かりました 182 00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:12,538 何を… したんですか? 183 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,331 入れ替えたの 184 00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,252 空間を入れ替えたの 185 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,382 あと8分で切れちゃう 186 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:26,635 あっ 187 00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:34,476 (頭の中の声)入れ替えろ 188 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:35,102 (指を鳴らす音) 189 00:15:44,695 --> 00:15:45,654 (瀬上)ううう! 190 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:47,781 (頭の中の声)入れ替えろ 191 00:15:47,865 --> 00:15:48,615 (指を鳴らす音) 192 00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:54,872 入れ替えろ 193 00:15:54,872 --> 00:15:55,873 入れ替えろ 194 00:15:54,872 --> 00:15:55,873 {\an8}(指を鳴らす音) 195 00:15:59,835 --> 00:16:02,337 (銃撃音) (瀬上)うっ ううっ 196 00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:03,380 (頭の中の声)入れ替えろ 197 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:03,839 (頭の中の声)入れ替えろ 198 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:03,839 {\an8}(指を鳴らす音) 199 00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:03,922 {\an8}(指を鳴らす音) 200 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:05,465 {\an8}(指を鳴らす音) 201 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:05,465 入れ替えろ! 202 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:24,776 すごい… 田代さん 203 00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:28,280 いや スプレーのおかげ… だから 204 00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:31,074 あと何分くらい残ってます? 205 00:16:33,869 --> 00:16:35,579 あと5分くらい 206 00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:38,415 切れたら どうなるんすかね? 207 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:42,419 (田代)しばらく動けなくなる… みたい 208 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:44,588 動けなくなる 209 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:48,425 あの… 田代さん 210 00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:52,387 切れたら 物陰に隠れてください 211 00:16:57,017 --> 00:17:00,103 (2人の荒い息) 212 00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:04,691 なんで… 私 自己紹介したっけ? 213 00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:05,651 (瀬上)え? 214 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:07,236 えっ? 215 00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:09,238 私の名前… 216 00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:11,240 “田代さん”って 217 00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:14,743 え? あ… あの… 高校… 218 00:17:22,668 --> 00:17:25,796 あっ ていうか… その… えっと… 219 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,381 (銃撃音) (瀬上)あっ 220 00:17:32,845 --> 00:17:35,264 (着弾音) 221 00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:44,857 (メンバー)うわっ 222 00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:50,070 (配信者)いや! マジだって! 223 00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:52,447 (配信者)すっげー! 224 00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:55,117 え? CGじゃないって! 225 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,495 本当に巨人! デカい女! 226 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:03,125 ホントに 人いっぱい死んでんの! 渋谷 来てみて 227 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:06,211 すげー マジで戦争やってるって! 228 00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:09,715 (手塚ぴょんたろう) え? 渋谷? 229 00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,426 (ぴょんたろうR)うん すっご 230 00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,426 {\an8}(動画・・配信者) 戦争! すっげー! 231 00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:14,511 {\an8}戦争! 戦争だよ! 232 00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:14,887 {\an8}人間がさ あの宇宙人にさ 233 00:18:14,887 --> 00:18:15,721 {\an8}人間がさ あの宇宙人にさ 234 00:18:14,887 --> 00:18:15,721 ほら 235 00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:16,680 {\an8}人間がさ あの宇宙人にさ 236 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,640 {\an8}マジ攻撃してんだよ! 237 00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:20,601 {\an8}撃ち合いで両方とも 死にまくってる! 238 00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:22,144 (ぴょんたろう)ほえ~ 239 00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:24,605 戦争? 240 00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:26,940 あっ リベリオンの人たちだ! 241 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:29,276 (ぴょんたろうR)リベリオン? 242 00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:35,032 本当に やってたんだ あの人たち… 243 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,451 瀬上さん… 244 00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:42,539 すっごい これ 200万人も見てる 245 00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:45,542 テレビじゃ どこもやってないのに 246 00:18:52,925 --> 00:18:55,219 行かなくて いいの? 247 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:56,970 僕が? 248 00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,932 うん 3人で 249 00:19:02,351 --> 00:19:03,435 (ぴょんたろう)ん… 250 00:19:05,479 --> 00:19:07,189 (ぴょんたろうR)人がいっぱい… 251 00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:10,025 宇宙人に立ち向かってる人たちが 死んでんだよ 252 00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:22,955 日本人が… 253 00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:25,207 デモをやらない日本人が 254 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,835 初めて命懸けで反抗してるんだよ 255 00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:41,014 行かなくて いいの? 256 00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:50,148 (寝息) 257 00:19:55,696 --> 00:19:58,115 (なめる音) 258 00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:08,792 (ふたば)キューちゃん… 259 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:16,049 (異星人たちの足音) 260 00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:37,946 あ… 261 00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,084 {\an8}♪~ 262 00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:14,877 ~♪