Though the Ebisugawa family .originally split off from the Shimogamos,
そもそも 夷川家は下鴨家から分かれて
新たにできた一族であるそうだが
the two families never really got along.
昔から両家の仲はよろしくない
Fake
To soften up this long-standing conflict,
長きに渡る対立を和らげるため
Souichirou's little brother, Soun, married into the Ebisugawa family.
総一郎の弟早雲が
下鴨家から夷川へ婿入りしたが
But Soun then turned on the Shimogamo family
当の早雲が下鴨家を目の敵にして
and ended up only fanning .the flames of hostility.
かえって火に油を注ぐようなことばかりしたのだから
The Shimogamo family .had made fools of themselves.
下鴨家はバカを見た
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As for why my father would have arranged for .Soun's daughter Kaisei and I to be engaged,
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何故父が早雲の末の娘である
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夷川海星を私の許嫁と決めたのか
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I suppose I'll never know.
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私には解せなかった
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To me, it seemed like utter insanity.
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いくら何でも無茶だと思った
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But after my father passed away,
だが 父が亡くなった後
Ebisugawa Soun took it upon himself .to break off the engagement,
夷川早雲は
私と海星の結婚の約束を一方的に取り消し
thereby enraging my mother, who was very fond of Kaisei.
海星がお気に入りだった母を激怒させた
And apparently, the un-tanuki-like name my cousin Kaisei bore
ちなみに いとこの“海星”という
狸らしからぬへんてこな名前は
父が考えたものだ
was the product of .my father's brain as well.
面白くない世の中
omoshiroku nai yo no naka
You just have to make
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面白くすればいいさ
omoshiroku sureba ii sa
this dull world more interesting
omoshiroku sureba ii sa
this dull world more interesting
omoshiroku sureba ii sa
this dull world more interesting
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“つまらねえ”のが口癖なのは
tsumaranee no ga kuchiguse nano wa
Some people love to claim that something is boring
tsumaranee no ga kuchiguse nano wa
Some people love to claim that something is boring
それこそホントにつまらない
sore koso honto ni tsumaranai
That habit is the most boring thing of all
sore koso honto ni tsumaranai
That habit is the most boring thing of all
sore koso honto ni tsumaranai
That habit is the most boring thing of all
文句を言うのは簡単だけど
monku wo iu no wa kantan dakedo
It's easy to complain about stuff
monku wo iu no wa kantan dakedo
It's easy to complain about stuff
誰かは何もくれない
dareka wa nannmo kurenai
but it doesn't do any good at all
dareka wa nannmo kurenai
but it doesn't do any good at all
dareka wa nannmo kurenai
走らないけど止まりはしない
hashiranai kedo tomari wa shinai
That sort of useless waste of time
dare ni mo nagareru ahou no chi
runs in our idiot blood
誰にも流れる阿呆の血
騒げば騒ぐ程かき立てる
sawageba sawagu hodo kakitateru
Just party on and on, and the more you do
なんと素晴らしき日々
nanto subarashiki hibi
the more awesome will be your days
omoshiroku nai yo no naka
You just have to make
面白くない世の中
omoshiroku sureba ii no sa
this dull world more interesting
面白くすればいいのさ
jibun de mitsukerya
The things you find for yourself in this world
自分で見つけりゃ
ほどほどにパラダイスだ
hodohodo ni paradaisu da
quickly turn it into a little paradise
気がつけば何時だって
ki ga tsukeba itsu datte
Before you know it,
ki ga tsukeba itsu datte
Before you know it,
ki ga tsukeba itsu datte
Before you know it,
ki ga tsukeba itsu datte
Before you know it,
ki ga tsukeba itsu datte
Before you know it,
uchouten jinsei da
you live a life of pure ecstasy
有頂天人生だ
uchouten jinsei da
you live a life of pure ecstasy
Episode Nine
Kaisei, Daughter of Ebisugawa
How beautiful!
美しいなあ！
The falling leaves were .....pretty too, but Benten...
紅葉も美しかったけど弁天さんがな
She's like an angel from Heaven.
まるで天女のようだな！
Thank you. I'll treasure this.
ありがとう これは貴重だ！
How are the preparations going for the tanuki stew?
狸鍋の支度はどんな具合ですか？
The tanuki stew?
狸鍋か
You were the one tasked with procuring the tanuki for the stew, right?
今年金曜倶楽部で鍋の具の狸を手配するのは
確か先生だったはずですが
Well, you see...
それがね どうもうまくいかなくってね
It's not going as well as it should.
And if I got kicked out, it'd shame my father's name.
除名処分になったら親父に申し訳が立たない
金曜倶楽部が忘年会に
The Friday Fellows have never held their .year-end bash without a tanuki stew before.
狸鍋を欠かしたことはないと言うからね
Why don't they just drop the whole tanuki stew thing?
金曜倶楽部なんて あんなものやめちまえばよい
君は若いから平気でそんなことを言うけれども
That's easy for a youngster like you to say.
The world of adults .isn't so simple, you know.
大人の世界というのは
いろいろな事情があるものなのだ
Human society is just bizarre.
人間社会の仕組みは奇々怪々ですな
There are many things you're .better off not knowing,
知らない方がいいこともある
and sooner or later, you'll learn .all the things you do need to know.
知らなければならないことは
いずれ知ることになるし
あむ
Ignorance is bliss, you know. No need to learn things you don't have to.
知らないで済むものならば
それに越したことはないのさ
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Anyway, I pray for your success.
ともかく 首尾良く行くことを祈りますよ
Yeah, I'll do what I can.
ああ うん 頑張ろう
遅いから心配したよ
You're late! We were worried!
Setting foot into enemy territory of your .own volition isn't such a big deal after all.
こちらから乗り込む時というのは
案外平気なものですよ
So?
それで？
The professor might not be able .to get hold of a tanuki after all.
教授は狸捕獲に失敗するかもしれない
His eyes were darting all over the place.
目が泳いでた
Is that so?
あらそう
It's too early to celebrate.
油断はできん
There are still three whole weeks .until their party.
連中の忘年会までまだ三週間はある
神妙な顔をして 何だい？
You seem unusually subdued. What's up?
He's worried that Center Stone .might be still angry.
へそ石様が
今もお怒りなのではないかと心配しているんだよ
ええ？
でもね
Though,
people have taken better care of him .since your little incident.
へそ石様も矢三郎がいたずらをして以来
また大事にされるようになったのだからね
う うわあ！
喜んでいらっしゃると私は思うよ
I'm sure he's happier now.
I know it's rude to say this, but I'd also been wondering
言葉は悪いけど 私も思っていたもの
if he was going to stay .as a rock all day long.
本当に日がな一日
石ころに化けてらっしゃるのかなって
You're far too easy on Yasaburou.
母上は甘いのだ
If you take his side like that, you'll only end up encouraging him.
そんなことを言うとまた矢三郎がいい気になる
Who would even think of grilling the Center Stone?
畏れ多くもへそ石様を火で炙るなどと
I didn't grill him! I just smoked him out!
炙ってない 燻したんだ
You think that's any less heinous?
とんでもない話だ
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ん はあ
You're late!
遅い！
Sorry!
ごめんよ
ひょっとこ ひょっとこ
ひょ？ っとこ
下鴨矢一郎だ
I am Shimogamo Yaichirou.
Stand aside.
どいてもらおう
We can't just take your word for it.
信用できん
下鴨家の者であることを証明してもらおう
Prove that you are of the Shimogamo family.
What?!
何を？
Excuse us. Thanks.
ちょっと通してもらおうか？
So how do you know they're Ebisugawa?
夷川の者かどうか分からんじゃないか！
Have them prove it!
証明しろ！
We don't have to.
僕らはいいんだ
We're the elite.
何故なら偉いのだもの
You could say we're indomitable.
融通無碍というやつだ
Nice one, big bro! You even know words like "indomitable"!
すごいぞ兄さん 融通無碍なんてよく知ってるな
And unlike someone, we don't spend .all our time stalking people's daughters.
それに僕たちはね
誰かさんのように人の家の大事な娘に
付きまとったりしないからね
I don't want to point fingers, but I'm talking about you.
ん 誰かさんというのはね
つまりお前さんのことだけどね
Where the hell did that come from?
何だとこの野郎！
When did I ever do something so shameless?
いつ俺がそんな破廉恥なことをした？
Father's been most distraught about the .adverse effects it could have on Kaisei's future.
海星の将来に差し障りがあると言って
父上も困っていた
Your engagement went kaput, but you just can't let go, can you?
もう婚約は取り消したというのに
まだ納得いかないか
Who'd want to mingle with your filthy Shimogamo blood?
-下鴨家の血なんかもう僕らにいらないのさ -く う う う
Drop dead!
-くたばれ！ -あっ
くたばれ！
Drop dead! Drop dead!
くたばれ！
Drop dead!
-くたばれ！ -んん
-あっ！ -ええい
くたばれ！
Drop dead! Drop dead!
Go home!
お家へ帰れ
You go home!
-そっちこそお家へ帰れ -くたばれ！
I told you to go home first.
だからお前こそ帰れって
はっ ん？
あ た ん？ ん
ん？
Enough of this. You're an embarrassment.
もうやめときなさい 恥ずかしい
You are in public!
ここは天下の往来ですよ
By the way, why did Father stop visiting Master Akadama?
そういえば
ある時から父上は
あまり赤玉先生の所へ出掛けなかったですね
あれだけ仲が良かったのに
Didn't they get along quite well?
Well, you and Yaichirou .started visiting in his stead.
その代わり お前や矢一郎が通ってたじゃないの
I'm sure Master must .still have missed him.
それでも先生は寂しかったに違いない
He never once said he .wanted Father to visit him,
来て欲しいとは一度も言わなかったけれども
but I'm sure he was .just being stubborn.
沽券に関わるから言うに言えなかったんでしょう
He's such a hopeless person.
赤玉先生もしょうのない人だよ
After all, he's the one who .got involved with Benten.
弁天様を連れてきたのはご自分じゃないの
Sou never could stand her.
総さんは弁天様が苦手だったからね
But Benten must've been .a real cute girl back then.
あの頃は弁天様も可愛い人だったと思うがなあ
I'm surprised that a great tanuki like Father .would bear such an irrational grudge.
父上ほどの狸が
意外だ
Well, I guess it doesn't matter if .I tell you this now, so I might as well.
今だからもう話しても構わないけれど
One day, Master Akadama brought .Benten with him to the forest.
一度 赤玉先生が弁天様を連れて
森へいらっしゃったことがあるのよ
The mere sight of her caused your father .to suddenly lose hold of his transformation.
その時に総さんは急に化けることが
できなくなってしまったの
He tried as hard as he could,
随分頑張ったのだけれども
but whenever Benten was nearby, he got so nervous
どうしても弁天様がいると不安になって
that he wasn't able to maintain his shape.
化けの皮が剥がれてしまうのね
Even though he was the most skilled .at transforming in all of Kyoto.
京都で一番化けるのが得意な狸だったのに
This is the first I've ever heard of that.
そんな話は初めて聞く
He kept it a secret, even from his own family.
親類にも秘密にしていたことだもの
Only Master Akadama and Benten knew.
赤玉先生と弁天様しか知らないことよ
Is that like how you can't stay transformed when it thunders?
母上の化けの皮が
雷で剥がれるようなものですか？
ふふ
それで総さんは弁天様には
So he tried to avoid .Benten as much as possible.
会わないようにしていたのよ
But you remember how she accompanied Master Akadama everywhere, right?
あの頃の先生ときたら
どこへ行くにも弁天様を連れていたでしょう？
So that's why the two of us had to visit him in Father's stead?
だから俺や兄貴が代理になってたんですか
ああ そういうことだね
Basically, yes.
If Master Akadama ended up feeling lonely, well, he brought it upon himself.
赤玉先生が寂しい思いをされたといっても
それは自業自得というものだよ
I'm sure Sou was even more .unhappy about the whole thing.
総さんの方が悲しい思いをしていたと思うよ
Close the gate!
閉門！
Lamp
Now then, Shimogamo Yaichirou and Ebisugawa Soun have applied for candidacy
では 新しい偽右衛門として
下鴨矢一郎君
for the position of the new Nise-emon.
夷川早雲君が名乗りを上げてくださいました
They will now announce their candidacy .formally to Center Stone.
ここでへそ石様に正式に
ご報告奉りたいと存じます
-おお -よっ
-おお… -よっ
Lamp
よっと
Silence, please!
静粛に！
Let us continue.
続きまして 狸界の頭領を決めるにあたって
When selecting the leader of tanuki society,
it is customary to invite a Kurama tengu .to witness the ceremony.
お立会人として鞍馬天狗様のご臨席を
賜るのが通例でありましたが
However, Teikinbou of the Kurama sent word .that due to the ailing condition of his stomach,
鞍馬の帝金坊様より
お腹の具合が芳しくないゆえ
he will be unable to attend.
出席できないとのご連絡を頂戴しました
Isn't the meeting three weeks from now?
会議は三週間後だぞ？
しっ
When we requested that another .tengu attend in his stead,
他の天狗様にご臨席願いたいと申し上げたところ
he said, and I quote, "In that case, I nominate Yakushibou."
”では薬師坊に譲っちまおう！”と仰いました
Therefore, we would like to request the .attendance of Nyoigatake Yakushibou.
従ってこの度
如意ヶ嶽薬師坊様にご臨席を賜りたいと存じます
Are there any objections?
ご異議はありませんか？
I see there are none.
ご異議無しと認めます
Very well.
それでは 長老様の御前会議は
The council will be held in the presence of the elders
十二月二十六日夜
at the Sensuidou in Kiyamachi .on the 26th of December.
木屋町 “仙酔楼”といたします
That is all. Today's meeting is dismissed.
以上 本日はこれにて散会
Teramachi shopping district
Daimaru
Tsutaya Coffee
Rokkakudo
Nishizaki Genemon's shop
Takakura St.
Sakaimachi St.
Yanagi Baba St.
Tominekouji St.
Fuyachou St.
Gokoumachi St.
Ryougaemachi St.
Muromachi St.
Koromonotana St.
Shinmachi St.
December
Sunday
Yaichirou just sent word.
今 矢一郎から連絡があったんだけれどもね
You need to head over to .Master Akadama's place.
お前 赤玉先生のお宅へ行っておくれ
I'm a little busy right now.
今ちょっと手が離せないんだがな
You're just warming your butt!
尻を温めてるだけじゃないの
A chilled bottom is the .root of all illness, Mother.
尻の冷却は万病の元ですよ 母上
It must be warmed thoroughly.
しっかり温めんと
Master Akadama's saying he doesn't want to .attend the council to choose the new Nise-emon.
赤玉先生が偽右衛門を決める会議に
臨席するのは嫌だと仰るのだそうよ
He's throwing another tantrum .and causing no end of trouble.
また駄々をこねて皆を困らせてらっしゃるのだわ
Didn't they say they were going to invite him? .You'd think they'd have sorted this out already.
先生に臨席を賜りたいと言ってたので
根回し済みかと
This only just came up.
そうじゃないのよ
It's giving everyone a headache.
急なことだもの 皆 困ってしまってね
They sent for you because .he might actually listen to you.
それでお前なら先生も
耳を貸してくださるかもしれないって
頼まれたんだよ
They sure expect a lot of me .whenever it suits them.
そうやって都合の良い時だけ買いかぶる
However, Master and I .aren't that close.
俺と先生はそんな仲じゃない
I already promised them .I'd send you over right away,
すぐに先生のお宅まで行かせますと
言ってしまったのよ
so get moving already!
だから行きなさい！
-おお あ ああ -ほらほら
Chop, chop!
I get it!
分かりましたよ 行きますから
I'm going!
I said I'm going!
行きますから！
Afternoon. It's Yasaburou.
どうも 矢三郎です
おお 矢三郎が来たよ
Yasaburou's here.
Ah, it's Yasaburou.
矢三郎だ
Yeah. Afternoon.
ああ どうも
矢三郎だ！
矢三郎が来たよ
'Scuse me. 'Scuse me.
-あ 失敬 失敬 -おお
いだだだだだ いだ！
Watch where you're stepping, Yasaburou!
あ 踏むな踏むな 矢三郎
How's it look, big bro?
兄貴 首尾はどうだい？
No luck so far.
てこでも動かん
We sent people to grab more offerings,
今 献上品の追加を取りにやってるが
but we're pretty much out of ideas.
もう打つ手無しだ
We've tried everything we can.
俺たちから絞れるだけ絞る腹じゃないか？
I can hear you, Yaichirou.
-聞こえておるぞ -うっ
-矢一郎 -ああ ああ
はあ
Master? Master?
先生 先生
I, Shimogamo Yasaburou, have arrived.
下鴨矢三郎 参上しましたよ
What for?
なにゆえ参上した
I don't recall summoning you.
呼んだ覚えはない！
There's no need to sulk about it.
そうへそを曲げることはないでしょう
Why not think of it as a year-end party and stop by?
忘年会のつもりで一つ顔を出されてみては？
Give me a break.
うっさい
I don't want my good booze .to be spoiled by tanuki hair.
せっかくの酒に毛が混じると往生する
I know you're actually happy they asked.
本当はちょっと嬉しいくせに
You know wrong!
何を！
うわあ うわあ
ああ ああ
矢三郎よ
Yasaburou.
Yes?
はい
Get me some cotton swabs.
綿棒を買ってこい
When my ears itch, my mood grows stormy.
耳が痒いとわしはイライラして辻風を吹かす
Thunderously so.
本当に吹かすぞ
I'm well aware.
分かっております
I shall procure some with great haste.
急いで支度させましょう
Do I really have to attend this tanuki meeting of yours?
-その 狸の会議とやら -ん
どうしても わしは行かねばならんのか？
We humbly request that you do so.
是非ともお願いいたしたく
The proceedings cannot begin without you.
先生においでいただかねば始まりません
Tanuki from all across the land .seek your wisdom.
洛中洛外の狸たちが
先生のお言葉を待っているのです
You're just asking me because the Kurama couldn't be bothered, aren't you?
いずれ鞍馬が面倒がって
わしに押し付けた役目であろう
To put it bluntly, yes.
有り体に言えばそうです
I knew it.
そんなことだろうと思ったわい
You just asked the first tengu at hand .for the sake of maintaining appearances.
取りあえず手近な天狗を連れてくれば
お体裁を整えて急場を凌げる
You can't fool me.
大方そんなところであろう
Is there a single one of you tanuki who genuinely respects me?
お前たちのうち 一匹でも わしを本当に
尊敬している狸がいるのか？
I do wonder.
どうなのだ？
I bet those hairballs are all .laughing at me on the inside.
どいつもこいつも毛深い腹のうちでは
舌を出しているのではないか？
Does the great tengu Nyoigatake Yakushibou really require the respect of a few hairballs?
如意ヶ嶽薬師坊ともあろう大天狗が
毛玉ごときの尊敬が必要ですか？
うう う
Is our respect the source of your pride?
先生が威張っているのは
狸が尊敬するからですか？
Do you maintain your pride to be respected?
尊敬されるから威張るのですか？
I think not.
そんな理由ではないはずだ
You are proud because you are a tengu.
先生が威張っているのは天狗だからであります
Tanuki and humans can .laugh at each other all they like,
狸や人間どもが舌を出そうが
but are the great tengu not beyond such folly?
問答無用で偉いから天狗なのではないですか？
I will lock what you just .said away in my heart.
先ほど先生が仰ったことは
矢三郎の胸の内にしまっておきます
You should forget it as well.
だから お忘れください
ふん
Tell them to prepare drinks and wait.
酒の支度をして待てと伝えろ
あ
I might drop by if I feel like it.
気が向いたら出向いてやる
はは
Yasaburou.
矢三郎よ
You just took that as meaning I'd come without a doubt, didn't you?
お前 今 これは来るに違いないと思うたろう？
Master, your perception .is amazing as always.
さすが先生 先刻ご承知ですか
I can read you hairballs like a book.
毛玉風情の考えることなぞ先刻ご承知である
What a bunch of fools.
まったく阿呆な連中だ
How did it go?
どうだ？ どうだ？
He will be attending.
おいでになる
Great!
ああ やれやれ
Thank goodness.
-良かった -よくやった！
Nice job.
Every tanuki has his day, right?
-どんな狸にも一つぐらい取り柄はあるものだ -はあ
Oh, shut up.
失敬だな
Hot Yuzu Bath
Let's all warm ourselves up!
Today:
Hot Yuzu Bath
Let's all warm ourselves up!
Hot Yuzu Bath
Let's all warm ourselves up!
Today:
Hot Yuzu Bath
Let's all warm ourselves up!
Hot Yuzu Bath
Let's all warm ourselves up!
Hot Yuzu Bath
Today:
Let's all warm ourselves up!
Today:
Let's all warm ourselves up!
Time to warm my butt again.
尻でも温め直すか
It sure would be nice to be Nise-emon.
なれるといいなー偽右衛門～
I'm rooting for you, Yaichirou.
今日も頑張る矢一郎～
He's weak when he's on the spot,
ここぞという時 弱いけど～
but if it's for Kyoto's tanuki,
京都の狸のためならば～
he'll fight through rain or shine to—
たとえ火の中水の中～
What a pointless song.
なんて中身の無い歌！
Huh? Kaisei?
何だ 海星
Did you come to warm your butt as well?
お前ものうのうと尻を温めに来たのか？
Don't talk to a lady about butts, you perv.
レディに向かって尻の話をするな
このドスケベ野郎！
If you don't want to catch a cold, it's vital to protect your butt from chills.
汝 風邪を引きたくなければ底冷えから尻を守れ
No one asked for your advice.
大きなお世話だ
What a nice bath this is.
いい湯だな あははん
It is indeed.
いい湯だな 柚もいいな
The yuzu are a nice touch.
They are.
だね
I saw Center Stone today .for the first time in ages.
へそ石様を久しぶりに眺めてきた
He's still a rock, like always.
相変わらずの石ころぶりだ
I'm amazed he's able to .stay like that for so long.
よくあんなに長い間石ころに化けていられるなあ
You couldn't do it.
あんたじゃ無理だね
Your transformation would .break after a while.
じきに化けの皮が剥がれる
I could do it if I wanted.
俺だってやろうと思えばできる
I'm pretty sure I've got my .mother and brothers beat.
うちの兄貴にも 母上にも負けぬ自信がある
No tanuki has more solid transformations than I do.
俺ほど化けの皮が剥がれにくい狸はいない
By the way,
ところで
are you ever gonna show yourself to me?
お前はいつになったら
俺の前に姿を見せるつもりだ？
Probably not.
見せてやるもんか
Why not come over to the men's side for a moment?
ちょいと男湯へ来れば良かろう
ん？
う ぐ
がぶ
What a nice bath this is.
いい湯だな
What a nice bath this is, oh yeah.
いい湯だな あははん
The Nise-emon will be chosen next week.
偽右衛門が決まるのは来週か
It's getting close.
いよいよだな
I doubt they'll choose Yaichirou.
矢一郎さんは偽右衛門にはなれないよ
きっと
Why not?
何故だ？
He's just not up to it.
だって器が足らんもん
There's no way he'll win against .my idiot father like that.
あれでうちのバカ親父を押しのけて
偽右衛門になるつもりなんだから
He's no different than my .stupid brothers, really.
器の大きさじゃ
うちのバカ兄貴たちとどっこいどっこい
He's still my brother, you know!
腐っても俺の兄貴だぞ！
Don't group him with those stupid brothers of yours!
お前のバカ兄貴どもと一緒にするな！
Shut it, dimwit!
このとんちき野郎！
I won't stand for you making fun of my brothers!
兄貴たちをバカにしたら承知しねえぞ！
You just called them stupid yourself!
自分でバカ兄貴と言ってるくせに！
Who said you could call them that?
あんたもバカにしていいと誰が許した？
Don't get cocky, you airheaded numbskull!
思い上がるな このボケナスのこんこんちき
ぶくぶく…
んっ ん
Just tell Yaichirou to be careful.
まあ 矢一郎さんに用心するように言ってあげな
I'll just leave it at that.
悪いことは言わないから
What?
何だよ
Are your stupid brothers putting their nonexistent brains to work on some scheme?
またあの阿呆兄弟が
無い知恵を巡らしているのか？
I told you not to call them stupid, you smelly hairball.
だからうちの兄貴たちを阿呆と言うな！
この腐れ毛玉！
But yeah, that's pretty much it.
でもまあ そういうことだね
I'm sure it's not much of a plan,
どうせ大した作戦ではあるまいが
but I'd owe you one .if you told me what it was.
教えてくれたら感謝する
My stupid brothers are .getting better at this.
うちの阿呆兄貴たちも芸が細かくなってきた
They've started plotting behind my back.
私にはばれないように
いろいろ悪だくみしてる
If you underestimate them, they'll catch you with your pants down.
舐めてたら足元をすくわれるぞ
ふん あんな奴ら
Like they'd stand a chance.
Now you're sounding as .cocky as a tengu, Yasaburou.
天狗になるなよ 矢三郎
How could I be a tengu?
天狗になれるかよ
I'm a tanuki.
だって狸だもの
I'm not like Benten.
弁天様じゃあるまいし
Don't ever mention that damned tengu again!
-あんな腐れ天狗の話なんかするな！ -ん
そういや お前が弁天様が嫌いだったな
That reminds me.
You never did like her, did you?
I'd rather die than listen .to that wannabe tengu.
あんな生天狗の言うことを聞くくらいなら
死んだ方がマシだ
And...
それにね
What's wrong?
どうした？
I'm sorry.
ごめんな
ん
Kaisei?
海星？
From what I could recall,
記憶にある限り
Bathhouse
my former fiancée had never shown .such a humble side of herself before.
しおらしい素振りなど
毛一本ほども見せたことのない
元許嫁のセリフは
Terra
Terrace
Her words confused me.
妙であった
Or, to be more accurate, they troubled me.
妙というよりも 不気味であった
ふん！
Well done, Yashirou.
すごいものだね
矢四郎はこの才能を伸ばしていかねばならないよ
You should work on developing .this talent of yours.
Sure!
うん
The Nise-emon election .is two days from now.
翌々日は偽右衛門選挙ですよ
We don't have the time for this.
この大事な時に
We're here to pray for your .victory as well, you know.
これは兄貴の勝利を祈願する
集いでもあるんだから
Here, have some fried chicken.
はい フライドチキン
んっ
あむ
うんっ
ん ん んっ
はむっ
うんっ
ん
ん？
It's snowing.
-雪だ -ウフ
That "I'm sorry" that echoed from the women's bath like a sigh
女湯からため息のように聞こえたごめんなは
was more than just an apology, I believe.
ただの謝罪の言葉ではなかったと私は考えた
But then...
であれば
What was it?
何なのか
繋いだ手を振りほどけば
You shake off my hand
tsunaida te wo furihodokeba
いたずらに 君微笑む
and idly smile at me
itazura ni kimi hohoemu
春は嵐 ざわざわする
Spring is ripe with the roll of thunder,
haru wa arashi zawazawa suru
もう花びら散りすぼんだ
and some cherry blossoms have already left the branches
mou hanabira chirisubonda
口癖はケセラセラ
Your favorite phrase is "Que será, será"
kuchiguse wa que sera sera
I can hear you whisper it again
mata tsubuyaku koe ga suru
また呟く声がする
彼女はいつもさよなら言わずに
She always vanishes
kanojo wa itsumo
sayonara
without saying "Goodbye,"
iwazu ni
風と消える
just like the wind
kaze to kieru
I don't know what the future will be like,
mirai no koto wa wakaranai keredo
未来のことはわからないけれど
今ここにある奇蹟は僕のものと
but I'll have faith
ima koko ni aru
that little miracles
kiseki wa
are awaiting me
boku no mono to shinjiteru
信じてる
約束なんてしたくないけれど
I don't want to be tied down by promises,
yakusoku nante shitakunai keredo
but let's hold up our hands
sono te wo kazashite
その手をかざして確かなもの
and find something,
tashika na mono
手に入れよう
something permanent
te ni ireyou
それは僕らを輝かす
that will
sore wa
show just who we are
bokura wo kagayakasu
わしも人の子
We're fellow humans.
I'm not gonna eat you alive.
取って喰いはせぬ
Oh wait, I'm actually a tanuki.
いや待て これはしたり
わしは狸であったわ
Next Time:
The Strings Pulled by Ebisugawa Soun