はあ はあ はあ
はあ はあ はあ はあ はあ
Yaichirou was taken by the Friday Fellows.
矢一郎さんは金曜倶楽部に捕まった
Kinkaku said on the phone earlier that he and Ginkaku were teaching Yasaburou a lesson.
金閣と銀閣は矢三郎をとっちめてるって
さっき電話で言ってた
They got your mother as well, but I don't know where she is.
伯母様も捕まったけれど
居所は分からない
うっ！ うう
あ
ん
Just leave him be.
あんな奴 放っておけばいい
It's not like he can do anything.
何の役にも立たないもの
ん
んっ
面白くない世の中
omoshiroku nai yo no naka
You just have to make
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omoshiroku sureba ii sa
this dull world more interesting
面白くすればいいさ
this dull world more interesting
omoshiroku sureba ii sa
this dull world more interesting
omoshiroku sureba ii sa
this dull world more interesting
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2
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“つまらねえ”のが口癖なのは
tsumaranee no ga kuchiguse nano wa
Some people love to claim that something is boring
tsumaranee no ga kuchiguse nano wa
Some people love to claim that something is boring
それこそホントにつまらない
sore koso honto ni tsumaranai
That habit is the most boring thing of all
sore koso honto ni tsumaranai
That habit is the most boring thing of all
sore koso honto ni tsumaranai
That habit is the most boring thing of all
文句を言うのは簡単だけど
monku wo iu no wa kantan dakedo
It's easy to complain about stuff
monku wo iu no wa kantan dakedo
It's easy to complain about stuff
dareka wa nannmo kurenai
but it doesn't do any good at all
誰かは何もくれない
dareka wa nannmo kurenai
but it doesn't do any good at all
dareka wa nannmo kurenai
走らないけど止まりはしない
hashiranai kedo tomari wa shinai
That sort of useless waste of time
dare ni mo nagareru ahou no chi
runs in our idiot blood
誰にも流れる阿呆の血
騒げば騒ぐ程かき立てる
sawageba sawagu hodo kakitateru
Just party on and on, and the more you do
the more awesome will be your days
nanto subarashiki hibi
the more awesome will be your days
なんと素晴らしき日々
the more awesome will be your days
omoshiroku nai yo no naka
You just have to make
面白くない世の中
omoshiroku sureba ii no sa
this dull world more interesting
面白くすればいいのさ
The things you find for yourself in this world
jibun de mitsukerya
The things you find for yourself in this world
自分で見つけりゃ
The things you find for yourself in this world
hodohodo ni paradaisu da
quickly turn it into a little paradise
ほどほどにパラダイスだ
ki ga tsukeba itsu datte
Before you know it,
気がつけば何時だって
Before you know it,
ki ga tsukeba itsu datte
Before you know it,
ki ga tsukeba itsu datte
Before you know it,
ki ga tsukeba itsu datte
Before you know it,
ki ga tsukeba itsu datte
Before you know it,
uchouten jinsei da
you live a life of pure ecstasy
有頂天人生だ
uchouten jinsei da
you live a life of pure ecstasy
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The False Eizan Electric Railway
Big bro!
兄ちゃん！
Yashirou? What are you doing here?
おいおい矢四郎
こんな所で何をしてるんだい？
Raijin's going crazy out there. Why aren't you with Mother?
雷神様が大暴れだよ
何で母上の側にいてあげない？
They were all caught by the Ebisugawas, big bro!
兄ちゃん 皆夷川に捕まっちゃったよ
They were what?!
何てこったい！
You're our last hope!
兄ちゃんだけが頼りなんだよ
But you know,
しかしお前
I'm just a frog in a well.
俺は井戸の中の蛙だぜ？
What could I possibly do?
何ができるって言うんだ
I've got an idea!
僕は一つ思い付いたことがある
Look up this way and open your mouth!
兄ちゃん こっちに向かって口を開けて
Sheesh. I doubt this is the time to be gulping down rainwater.
おいおい のんきに雨水なんぞ
飲んでる場合じゃないと思うがな
Just do it!
いいから開けて！
あ
ああ
んっ
ぐう
あぁ
Big bro?
兄ちゃん？
Big bro?
兄ちゃん！
I'm back in the game!
-捲土重来！ -うわあ！
Chikurintei Soba Noodles
Your brother was such a good tanuki.
君の兄さんはいい狸だったね
It's a crying shame.
とても残念だよ
Drop the act!
嘘つけ！
It's not an act.
嘘じゃないよ
I can still feel the pain in my butt where he bit me.
確かに彼に噛まれたお尻の痛みは忘れない
He almost turned my two butt cheeks into four.
何しろお尻が四つに割れるところだったからね！
I must admit that he was an earnest tanuki.
でも彼が真面目な狸であったことは確かだ
Then help him!
じゃあ助けろ！
Not happening, sorry.
そいつはダメだね
We have to follow our father's orders.
僕らは父上に従わなければならないからね
It's not easy being a tanu—
狸稼業も辛いこった
あ？
What's wrong, Ginkaku?
どうしたんだい銀閣
Why's the place shaking like this?
何でこんなに揺れてるの？
I don't know, big bro!
分かんないよ兄さん
I think I'm moving really fast for some reason!
何だか僕はすごい勢いで走っているんだ
It's making my butt twitch!
お尻がぶるぶるするよ
I'm scared!
こわ～い
Calm down, Ginkaku! Your transformation is falling apart!
落ち着け銀閣
化けの皮が剥がれちゃうぞ
I'm too scared, big bro! I can't hold on anymore!
怖いよ兄さん もう我慢できない
No!
ダメだよ
んあ?!
げぶっ！
うう ダメだってばああああ～！
Don't do this to me!
ん ん…ん？
う
うあっ！
What's going on?
どうなってんの？
Big bro... we're moving.
兄さん 何か走ってるよ
We're here for you, big bro!
-兄ちゃん -あ！
助けに来た
Yashirou!
矢四郎！
What on Earth—
一体何が？
Hey, Yasaburou!
-矢三郎よ！ -ん?!
How's the ride?
乗り心地はどうだい？
Yajirou?!
矢二郎兄さん
おわ
-なあ -あぐ
ひいいー
あででで
You two are gonna pay now!
お前ら さっきはよくも
Quit it, you perv!
やめろ この助平
That's our underwear you're manhandling!
僕らのパンツを脱がすなってのに あああ
You'll regret this! You really will!
後悔することになるぞ 本当に
Stop!
やめてえええええ！
Well, this is cozy.
狭いよ
Yasaburou! Don't be so rough!
矢三郎 手荒い真似はよせ！
I should be the one saying that!
それは俺の言うことだ
あっ
It's the Fuujin Raijin fan!
風神雷神の扇
So you had this!
お前らが持っていたのか
-いや -うう
We just found it at Aoi Bridge!
葵橋で拾ったんだよ 盗んだんじゃないぞ
It's not like we stole it!
Enough excuses!
やかましい
This fan belongs to Master Akadama.
これは赤玉先生のものだから
I'll be returning it to him.
先生にお返しする
ああ！
-ああ -そこのけそこのけ
Outta the way!
The Ei Train's honoring you with its presence!
叡電様のお通りだ！
ああ うう
Yahoo!
やっほーう！
Yahoo!
やっほーう！
What should I do, Yasaburou?
はあ どうしよう矢三郎
あ
The head of our family, my dear brother, is in mortal danger,
我が一族の頭領
兄さんの絶対絶命の危機だというのに
but I'm feeling strangely excited as I tear nonstop through the streets!
俺は何だか妙に面白くてしようがないよ
I must have a few screws loose.
ふざけたことだなあ
Don't worry! Just keep going!
構わん 走れ兄さん
There's no better fuel than our idiot blood!
これも阿呆の血のしからしむるところだ
What's fun is good!
面白きことは良きことなり！
あぁ
はははは ははははは はははは
What's fun is good!
面白きことは良きことなり！
ええ ああ
うあ
What happened?
どうした 兄さん 大丈夫かい？
Are you okay?
Those were our father's final words...
父上の最後の言葉はそれだったよ
He told me that on his last night.
父上はあの夜俺にそう言ったのだ
I never remembered it during all that time I spent in the well,
あれだけ長い間井戸の底に籠もっていて
思い出せなかったことだが
but now it's finally come back to me.
今の今ようやく思い出した
What's fun is good!
面白きことは良きことなり！
わああ
Are we gonna keep going this way?
兄さん このまま進むのかい？
What? I can't hear you!
何だって？ 聞こえない！
Pontochou! We've gotta go to Pontochou!
先斗町だよ 先斗町へ行くんだ
Where is that, even?
先斗町ってどこかいな？
Pedestrians only
No bicycles allowed
Pedestrians only
No bicycles allowed
Pedestrians only
No bicycles allowed
Pedestrians only
No bicycles allowed
Pedestrians only
No bicycles allowed
Pedestrians only
No bicycles allowed
Pedestrians only
No bicycles allowed
Pedestrians only
No bicycles allowed
Pedestrians only
No bicycles allowed
Pedestrians only
No bicycles allowed
Pedestrians only
No bicycles allowed
Pedestrians only
No bicycles allowed
Pedestrians only
No bicycles allowed
Pedestrians only
No bicycles allowed
Pedestrians only
No bicycles allowed
Pedestrians only
No bicycles allowed
Pedestrians only
No bicycles allowed
Pedestrians only
No bicycles allowed
Pedestrians only
No bicycles allowed
Pedestrians only
No bicycles allowed
Pedestrians only
No bicycles allowed
Pedestrians only
No bicycles allowed
Pedestrians only
No bicycles allowed
Can you turn left at Sanjou?
兄さん 三条で左へ曲がれるかい？
Not a chance.
とても無理だな
はあ 悪いことをした
I feel bad about this.
Shouldn't we stop the train and continue running on foot?
兄さん 電車を止めて
自力で走った方が良くないか
Sorry, Yasaburou, but I can't do that.
すまんな矢三郎 どうにもうまくいかん
Oh well.
仕方がない
Let's take Shijou Street for a bit.
一旦四条通りへ出よう
ん
あ！
Big bro, we're running around in circles!
兄ちゃん 僕ら同じ所を繰り返し走ってるよ
え？ んっ
Something's wrong! Slow down a bit!
兄さん こいつはおかしい
ちょっと速度を緩めよう
Yasaburou, you're asking for some pretty complicated stuff.
矢三郎 お前もなかなか繊細な注文をするな
I'm trying, you know.
努力をしてはいるんだがなあ
Is your idiot blood boiling too hotly to be quelled?
体で沸き返る阿呆の血がおさまらないのかい？
Seems like it.
どうやらそうらしい
ん？
あっ
あぁ
This is a fake Teramachi Street!
これは 偽寺町通りだ！
-んっ -さっさっさっさ
You?!
お前ら
That's my phone!
僕の携帯
How's this, Yasaburou?
どうだい？矢三郎
Have you heard the saying "out of the frying pan and into the fire"?
一難去ってまた一難という言葉を知らないか？
I called the Ebisugawa Elite Guard and told them to intercept us.
夷川親衛隊に電話して先回りさせたのさ
That he did!
させたのさ
Damn you!
この野郎！
Just how many traps are you gonna set up in one day?!
どこまで罠を仕掛ければ気が済むんだ
Have you learned your place now?
恐れ入ったか？
Yeah, have you?
入ったか？
Send them flying into the Kamo River!
このまま鴨川へ落っことしてしまえ
Big bro, this is bad!
兄さん まずいよ！
You've got that right.
まずいね
おお
ああ あ あ おおおあた
My phone!
僕の携帯！
Big bro, we're gonna end up taking a dive if we don't do something!
兄さん このままだと川へ飛び込むよ
The Kamo River's cold in winter!
冬の鴨川は冷たいぞ
Be sure to warm up beforehand!
準備体操をしておけ？
Gotcha, suckers!
騙された やーい
We're back in the game! Back in the game!
捲土重来 捲土重来
Hey, if we end up swimming in the river, so will you guys!
おい お前たちだって鴨川へ落っこちるんだぞ！
That's right. We swim together or sink together.
ふん 一蓮托生というやつだよ
We're enemies in the same boat. The same boat!
呉越同舟 呉越同舟
くっ
Hang on, Yashirou!
矢四郎 掴まれ！
あっ
うわあーー！
Chitose-ya
Minamiza
Teramachi shopping street
うわあーー！ ああ
うわあ！
Gotcha, suckers!
騙してやった！ 騙してやった！
You guys are the real suckers!
騙されたのはお前たちだぞ！
ん？
ん うああ
空飛ぶ叡山電車！ しかも偽物！
It's the Flying Eizan Electric Railway! False, too!
うう?! う え
あ あああ
I'm glad we managed to stay out of the drink.
寒中水泳しなくて済んだかな ね
ぶい
Victory!
はあ
Ah, there!
あそこか
Damn!
くそぉー
Ah, b-but you fell for it, Yasaburou.
だ 騙されたな矢三郎
え？
-ん -兄さん？
Big bro?
What are you saying, big bro?!
何 言ってるの兄さん これ以上は
We don't—
しーっ
Y-You see, I actually considered this possibility as well,
じ 実は ま あの こんなこともあろうかと
鴨川の中にあの 巨大 招き猫に扮した
so there's a giant beckoning cat statue under the river surface that—
Hey, wait! Wait, please!
ちょちょ ちょっと待って
Give us a break! Come on, time out!
ちょっと休憩 ちょっと休憩させて
No can do.
待てない 時間が無いからな
We're out of time.
You can drift all the way to Osaka Bay for all I care!
大阪湾まで流れて行け！
ああん
いっ
うう
I don't wanna end up in the river again!
-待った 水に放り込まれるのは嫌だ -うう う うう
It's too cold! We'll freeze to death! Seriously!
-冷たくて死んじゃうよ まじで -ん ん
Hey, guys!
ねえ君たち？
Did you know the Friday Fellows are having their year-end bash over there?
すぐそこで金曜倶楽部が忘年会をやっているよ
あ！
Which would you rather: the ice cold river or the burning hot stew—
冷たい鴨川がいいか
それとも熱ーい鉄鍋がいい…
It feels so weird to be flying.
空を飛ぶっていうのもヘンテコなもんだね
Big bro!
兄さん あそこに金曜倶楽部がいる
The Friday Fellows are over there!
Can you land on the roof of that building?
あの料亭の裏に乗り付けてくれ
You keep making all these difficult requests, huh?
難しい注文を付けるなぁ
I've never tried to do something like this before.
俺だって初めてのことだからね
I'll try stirring up a bit of wind with the Fuujin Raijin fan.
風神雷神の扇で少し風を起こしてみよう
ん？
ふっ
Be gentle, okay?
慎重にやってくれよ
Easy does it. Easy...
そーっと そーっと
おお おお
-何だよこれ -ああ
鼻が痛い
My nose hurts.
うう
う く んああ
げほ げほ ぐ
へ？
え？
うう ごほ ごほ
あ
Yashirou!
矢四郎 お前はすぐに仙酔楼へ走って
Hurry to Sensuiro and disrupt the elders' meeting!
長老たちの話し合いの邪魔をしてこい
Okay.
うん
Delay them as long as you can!
できるだけ引っ張れ
If all else fails, just fan them a little!
もしうまくいかなかったら
扇でちょこっとだけ座敷を扇いでやれ
用が済んだら赤玉先生に返せ
Give it back to Master Akadama when you're done.
He should be at Sensuiro too.
先生も仙酔楼にいるはずだからな
What about you?
兄ちゃんは？
I'll rescue Yaichirou and catch up with you.
兄貴を助けてから追いかける 早く行け
Hurry up!
If you hang around here in that form, you'll get eaten!
そんな姿でこの座敷にいてみろ 喰われちゃうぞ
ん
Is that you, Yasaburou?
-矢三郎か -あっ
あ
ああ
Dammit! Dammit!
ちくしょう！ ちくしょう！
You must think I'm a total idiot!
お前は俺をバカにしているだろう
I've been playing human, getting all involved in this election nonsense,
人間の真似事をして 選挙だ根回しだと喚いて
and yet look at me now!
その挙げ句にこのざまだ
How could someone as pathetic as me shoulder the future of tanuki-kind?!
こんな情けない狸が狸界の将来を背負えるものか
I might as well just get eaten here!
もう俺なんぞ喰われちまうのが良かったんだ
That's taking it a bit far, big bro.
言うことが極端だよ兄貴
Do you want Mother to cry again?
母上をまた泣かせるつもりか？
むう だが俺は何てダメな狸であろう
But I'm a failure of a tanuki.
That's just a reflection of our idiot blood.
阿呆の血のしからしむるところさ 兄貴
And what's wrong with playing human?
人間の真似事でもいいんじゃないか
You're just following in our father's footsteps.
父上の跡を継ぐんだろ？
I guess...
そうか
Kick Ebisugawa's ass.
夷川を蹴落とせ
Avenge our father.
あいつは父上の仇だ
What?!
何だと？
Soun was the one who handed him over to the Friday Fellows.
父上を金曜倶楽部へ引き渡したのは早雲だ
おお
It's me, big bro.
俺だよ 兄さん
Yajirou?
矢二郎か！
Hurry up, bro!
早く行こう 兄貴
矢四郎を仙酔楼へ走らせたからまだ間に合う
I sent Yashirou ahead to Sensuiro, so you can still make it.
Maybe we can make Mother happy too.
母上も喜んでくれる
あ そうだ 母上
Oh right, Mother!
Did you save her too?
母上は助けたのか？ どうだ？
Not yet. I don't know where she is.
あ いや まだだ
行方が分からない
At the fake Denki Bran store in Kamiyama.
神谷橋の偽電気ブラン販売所だ
早く助けねば！
We must hurry!
Calm down, bro!
落ち着け兄貴 俺が行く
I'll go.
Who's there?
何者かね？
あっ?!
あ… ん
Hurry! Leave Mother to me!
走れ兄貴 母上のことは俺に任せておけ
ん… んっ
ん？
My, oh my.
いやいや 大変なこっちゃ
Who are you?
君はどなたかな？
I heard a loud sound and came to see what had happened.
大きな音がしたので 何事かと思いましてね
So you're just passing by?
通りすがりということか
ん…
うう
ん お知り合いかな？
Do you two know each other?
そうですわ寿老人
That's right, Juroujin.
He's a really fun guy.
とても面白い子なんですよ
Is that so?
そうかね 面白いのは良いことだ
Well, fun is always good.
いやいや 何が起こったんでしょうね
What could have happened?
An earthquake? Or a tornado?
地震ですかね それとも竜巻？
ああっ！
-ああ？ -ほへ
My tanuki escaped!
-僕の狸が逃げてしまった ああ君 -ああ
You! What in the world happened here?
一体何があったんだい？
ものすごい大きなものが
Something huge crashed into us from the direction of the Kamo River...
鴨川の方から突っ込んできて
もう何が何だか分からない
I have no idea what's going on anymore!
-あ ああ -ご覧よ 座敷は滅茶苦茶だし
Just look!
The room's in shambles, and my tanuki's gone!
狸はいないし
まあ 落ち着くことだよ布袋さん
Calm down, Hotei.
You have no idea how much trouble I went through to get my hands on this tanuki!
しかし 今日まで粘って
ようやく手に入れた狸ですよ
And what good would complaining to a bystander do?
通りすがりの彼に言い募ったところで
何の役にも立つまいて
Strange things just happen every now and then in this city.
まあ この街では
こういう得体の知れない事故というものが
たまに起こるものですからな
If you stress yourself over each one, you'll go grey before your time.
いちいち取り乱して寿命を縮めることはない
はああ
Don't worry.
安心なさい
Just earlier I happened by the fake Denki Bran shop in Kamiyama.
先ほど神谷橋の偽電気ブラン販売所に
立ち寄った時 狸がいるのを見かけました
I saw another tanuki caged there.
-えっ -わしの知り合いが預けたものらしいが
My acquaintance wanted to keep it for himself,
but I made arrangements in case something like this happened.
こんなこともあろうかと既に手を回してある
Let's have that one for tonight's stew.
今宵はあれを鍋にするといたしましょう
あ あ
あ
My, what a way to begin the evening.
やれやれ ケチが付いたな
We need a change of venue.
河岸を変えなければな
But where to, I wonder?
どこが良かろう
Oh? Will we get a chance to ride your famous private train?
お？ いよいよ噂の自家用電車ですか？
Sadly, it's currently under repair.
残念ながらあれは修理に出しておりましてな
In terms of a replacement venue,
代わりと言っては何だが
how about a nice restaurant I know called Sensuiro?
仙酔楼というなかなか風情のある料亭がある
I made a reservation for tonight in case something like this happened.
こんなこともあろうかと
先日譲り受けておきました
E-E-Excuse me!
ちょちょ ちょちょ ちょっと
May I join you as well?
私もお邪魔させていただいても
よろしいでしょうか？
Hm? You?
おや 君が？
I've always wanted to try eating tanuki.
あ かねがね
狸を一度喰ってみたいと思っておりまして
But before that, I'd love to see one alive,
それと喰う前にはぜひ
生きて動いている奴に会ってみたい
since I've never had the chance to see a real, live tanuki before.
僕はまだ生きている本物の狸を
見たことが無いのですよ
んん
I don't have a problem with it. What do you say?
私は構わないと思いますけれど ねえ
弁天さんがそう言うのならよかろう
Well, if you're okay with it, Benten, then so am I.
But since our guest is young and strong, I'd appreciate a bit of help with some heavy lifting.
あいすまんが お若い方だから力仕事を頼みたい
We have some fake Denki Bran here in the kitchens.
厨房に偽電気ブランを運び込ませてある
I'd like it carried all the way to Sensuiro.
それを仙酔楼まで運んでもらいますよ
It would be my pleasure!
合点承知です
It seems Yaichirou has lost his nerve and abandoned us.
矢一郎は怖気づいて逃げたのですよ
Let us forget about that coward.
そんな腑抜けのことなど放っておけばよろしい
ふむ
Well, he is indeed absent.
いないのでは仕方なかろうかのう
ふっ！
ああー！
わ ああ！ あ
あ ああ！
おおおー！
うう あああ
Silence!
うるさい！
おあ！
How dare you engage in such revelry before the guest of honor has even arrived!
わしを差し置いて何を遊んでおるのか！
We are terribly sorry.
も 申し訳ございません
不意につむじ風が舞ったものですから
The room was struck by a sudden whirlwind.
もしや 先生が起こされたのでは？
Was it your doing, Master?
What are you insinuating?
何を言っておるのだ！
Who do you think you're talking to?!
-わしを誰だと思っておる -あっ
あ！
-そもそもはお前たち毛玉の願いを聞き入れて -よくやった
Well done.
I was gracious enough to come all this way on your request, furballs!
-わざわざここに来てやっておるのだぞ -では 乗り込もう
It's time for me to take the stage.
Give the fan back to Master, and have him stay out of this.
お前は先生に扇をお返しして引っ込んでもらえ
んっ
My humblest apologies for keeping you waiting.
お待たせいたしまして 大変申し訳ございません
However, please allow me to explain the extenuating circumstances.
しかし これには事情があるのです
Until recently, I had been held captive by the Friday Fellows.
私 先ほどまで金曜倶楽部に捕まっておりました
う おあ…
And how did I end up in such mortal danger?
何故私が不覚にも
金曜倶楽部に捕らえられたかと申しますと
It was due to the scheming of none other than Ebisugawa Soun, sitting right over there.
一切はそこにいる夷川早雲の企みによるものです
In order to win the title of Nise-emon by force,
早雲は偽右衛門の座を奪うために
he not only captured every member of the Shimogamo family, including myself,
私を含めた下鴨家の者を全て捕らえるばかりか
but also handed me over to the Friday Fellows in a cage.
私を檻に詰めて金曜倶楽部に引き渡したのです
誠に狸の風上にも置けんやり方です
His conduct ill befits a tanuki of his stature, or indeed any tanuki at all.
Is this true?
それは誠か？
It is entirely false.
嘘でございます
How could a tanuki plot to make one of its own kind into stew?
狸が狸を鍋にするなんぞ
I am no tengu or human, and I doubt there is any tanuki so cruel.
天狗や人間ではあるまいし
そんな酷いことをする狸はこの世におらぬ
He is merely trying to excuse his own lateness to this important meeting
神聖な会議に遅刻した言い訳ついでに
while besmirching my good name in the process.
私を陥れようとしているのです
What an underhanded tactic.
まったくやり方が汚い
It is baseless slander.
根も葉もない誹謗中傷です
I am not lying!
嘘ではありません！
どこに証拠がある？
Then where is your proof?
んっ
ん?!
He is telling the truth.
これは真実であります
What an ugly mess that was.
-なかなか立派な設えですよこれは -おお これは 趣がありますな
Well, if it isn't Shimogamo Yajirou!
おやおや 下鴨矢二郎ではないか
It's been a while since we last saw you.
久しぶりに姿を見たのう
You call this proof?
参考にならん！
He's a fellow member of the Shimogamo family!
そいつも下鴨一族ではないか！
They could easily have conspired to frame me!
口裏を合わせてわしを陥れようという魂胆か
Your accusation is fundamentally nonsensical!
大体妙だぞ
If I'd handed you over to the Friday Fellows, then how are you here
わしが金曜倶楽部に引き渡したと言うけれども
では お前は何故ここにいる？
instead of in their stew pot?
鍋になっておらんではないか！
しーっ！ 隣に人が来たようです
Some people have entered the next room!
Tanuki are peace-loving creatures.
狸は天下泰平を愛する生き物である
But what is "peace" to a tanuki?
狸界における天下泰平とは何か
It's being able to lie on the banks of the Kamo River
それは鴨川の土手に寝転んで
and idly gaze at the blue sky above.
ぽかんと青空を眺めていれば手に入るものである
Such peace should be easy to attain.
大変お手軽なはずのものである
But then,
にも関わらず
what is this maelstrom of events that has engulfed us?
今の我々を取り巻く状況は何としたことであろう
Though it may be another reflection of our idiot blood,
阿呆の血のしからしむるところとはいえ
is this really what we tanuki should strive for?
Sensuiro
狸としてこれでいいのか
Tanuki, humans, and tengu.
狸に人に天狗もまみえ
Will this tale end on the note of
大団円と相成るか
"What's fun is good"?
面白きことは良きことなり
Next Time:
The Ecstatic Family