Until recently, I had been held captive by the Friday Fellows.
私は先ほどまで 金曜倶楽部に捕まっておりました
-あ -おお
It was due to the scheming of none other than Ebisugawa Soun, sitting right over there.
一切はそこにいる夷川早雲の企みによるものです
How could a tanuki plot to make one of its own kind into stew?
狸が狸を鍋にするなんぞ 天狗や人間ではあるまいし
I am no tengu or human, and I doubt there is any tanuki so cruel.
そんなひどいことをする狸はこの世におらぬ
ん？
He is telling the truth.
これは真実であります
He's a fellow member of the Shimogamo family!
そいつも下鴨の一族ではないか！
しっ
Some people have entered the next room!
隣に人が来たようです
It's been 1,200 years since Emperor Kammu settled on a location for his palace.
桓武天皇が往生の地を定めてより千二百年
Humans live in the city, tanuki crawl the earth,
人間は街に暮らし 狸は地を這い
and tengu fly the skies.
天狗は天空を飛行する
Since Kyoto's establishment,
平安遷都この方続く 人間と狸と天狗の三つ巴
humans, tanuki, and tengu have maintained a delicate balance.
That's what keeps the great wheel of this city turning round and round.
それがこの街の大きな車輪をぐるぐる回している
And watching that wheel spin is more fun than anything else.
回る車輪を眺めているのが どんなことより面白い
I'm what you'd call a tanuki
私はいわゆる狸であるが
-ただ一介の狸であることを潔しとせず… -ん んっ ん はあ
but too proud to be a mere tanuki.
I admire tengu from afar, and I love imitating humans.
-天狗に遠く憧れて 人間を真似るのも大好きだ -はあんく はあ
That's why my daily life is busy enough to make your head spin.
-従って 我が日常は目まぐるしく -ん ん ん
Sensuiro
In fact, there's no time to be bored at all.
退屈している暇が無い
Episode Thirteen
The Ecstatic Family
ふむ
It's a bit cramped compared to Chitose-ya. Is this really the biggest room you had for seven?
千歳屋さんに比べていささか七人では 手狭ですかな？
I am terribly sorry.
どうかお許しください
Can't we use the next room?
おい 隣はダメなのかい？
There are a great number of guests over there.
お隣は大勢いらしてますから
いや それにしちゃしんとしてるね 誰もいないみたいだ
Really? I don't hear a sound.
It's as though it were empty.
Indeed, they are quite quiet.
ええ お静かですねえ
ふう
ん
So, why don't you let me know what you're plotting?
ねえ？ あなたは何を企んでいるの？
I'm afraid I cannot.
教えてあげません
I wouldn't mind tagging along, as long as it's fun.
何をしたって面白ければ構いませんけど？
Just don't get too rough.
あんまり乱暴にしないでね
Your delivery has arrived.
お届け物が到着しました
はっ
ん
おお
That's a rather beautiful tanuki.
なかなか
綺麗な狸ですな
Unusually so. What do you think, Daikoku?
いやあ いつになく
どうです大黒さん？
This is a fine tanuki, wouldn't you say, Hotei?
これは立派な狸だ
なあ布袋さん
What's wrong, Hotei?
どうしたんだい？ 布袋さん
We've had enough of your absurd fabrications, Yaichirou!
くだらぬ嘘をつくのは止めろ 矢一郎
It's pathetic.
みっともない
よくもまあ
I'm amazed.
I'm amazed you have the guts to lie like that, you slimeball!
よくもまあそんな嘘がつけるな貴様
Is that any way to talk to your uncle?
叔父に向かって何という口の利き方をする
Learn some manners!
礼儀をわきまえろ
Uncle, my ass! You put Father into a stew pot!
く 何が叔父だこんにゃろう！
父上を鍋にしたくせに!!
He cooked Souichirou?
-総一郎さんを鍋にしたって？ -ええ
-おお ええ -まさか
おお…
Hold on.
待て 待て！
Calm down.
落ち着きたまえ
これもまた根も葉もない話だ
That is just another one of his baseless accusations.
んん
None of his lies have worked so far,
いくら嘘をついても通用しないものだから
苦し紛れに父親の話を出してきたと見える
so he appears to have dragged in this sad story about his father out of desperation.
-ぐ うう -だが それとて何の証拠も無い
But of course, he has no proof of that story either.
Who can corroborate this wild tale?
誰に証明できるというのだ？
Kaisei is our witness! Your daughter!
海星が証人だ
あんたの娘だぞ！
She's at precisely the age
そういう悲劇を夢想するというのは
あの年頃の娘には よくあることだ
where young girls often dream up such tragedies.
Aren't you embarrassed to have taken my daughter's fantasies seriously?
夢見がちな娘の言うことを真に受けて 恥ずかしいとは思わんか
Do you really believe I sent Souichirou to the stew pot?
わしが総一郎を鍋にしたと本気で信じているのか
How long are you gonna keep playing dumb?
どこまでもしらを切り通すつもりだな
Well, you guys keep spouting the most outrageous nonsense.
お前たちが無茶なことばかり言うからだ
What tanuki would believe such a horrible story?
そんな恐ろしい話を信じる狸はおるまい
How about it?
いかがですか？
Do you think I would do such a thing?
わしがそんなことをするとお思いですか？
-むう -んん
Indeed, it is still not clear how Souichirou ended up in the Friday Fellows' stew.
確かに
総一郎が金曜倶楽部の鍋になったいきさつには
謎めいたところがある
あれほど立派な狸が
It's strange that a tanuki so great
あんな人間どもの手に やすやすと落ちるのは妙である
could so easily fall into those humans' hands.
However, it would be a different story if he had been inebriated.
だが
総一郎が酔いつぶれていたというのならば話は別だ
Rumor has it
聞くところによれば
that on the night Souichirou was captured by the Friday Fellows,
総一郎が金曜倶楽部に捕まった夜に
最後まで一緒に酒を飲んでいた狸が いるというではないか
there was another tanuki drinking with him until the end, was there not?
I daresay that's the reason Souichirou was captured by those hateful humans.
総一郎が憎むべき人間の手に捕まったのは 恐らくそれが理由である
But even now,
ところが 今に至るも
the concerned party has not stepped forward.
その当事者は自分からは名乗りを上げておらぬ
Though he was responsible for the leader of tanuki society ending up in a stew,
狸界の長がむざむざ鉄鍋に落ちる 原因を作っておきながら
だんまりを決め込んどる
he remains tight-lipped about his own involvement.
I heard a rumor that, ashamed of his base actions,
わしはそいつが自分の卑劣な行いを恥じて
he now spends his days hiding in the well of some temple.
どこやらの寺の井戸に隠れているという 噂を聞いたがな
ぐう あっ
-ふぐ く く この -あっ
ふ ふん ふ
くっ
あっ
ああ
I won't let you get away with this!
もう許さんぞ!!
-ごおおお -おお おお
I don't care if you're my uncle or anyone else!
叔父だろうが何だろうが知ったことか！
I'll crush you into paste myself!
俺の手でペシャンコにしてやる!!
If you think you can bite me, give it your best shot!
噛めるものなら噛んでみろ
その時点でお前の偽右衛門は無い！
You'll just be chewing up your own chances of ever becoming Nise-emon!
がるるる
Sounds like they're getting down to business next door.
-おお お隣も本領発揮と見える -落ち着け矢一郎！
狼藉 狼藉！
Calm down, Yaichirou! Order! Order!
Are they holding some sporting event in there?
運動会でもやっておるのかね
おお
がう うう
あ くっ
ぐうう
-な -ああ
A tiger!
Good heavens, it's a tiger!
あらまあ 虎だわ
B-Benten!
べ 弁天様！
My, it certainly is rowdy tonight.
やれやれ
今宵は騒がしいのう
なっ
あっ
Oh, Ebisugawa?
おや 夷川かい
What? Why do you have that tanuki?!
なにゆえ
なにゆえあなたがその狸を持っているのです？
I thought I'd left her in the storeroom.
倉庫に置いておいたはずだ
It's a long story, but in short, we'll be borrowing her.
こちらにもいろいろと事情があるのでな
借りておる
Borrowing her for what?
借りてどうするのです
To cook her in a stew.
鍋にする
That's not borrowing!
それは借りるとは言いません！
I clearly stated that this one was not to be cooked!
鍋にしちゃダメだとあれほど申し上げたのに
That's my tanuki!
それは私の狸だ
And what if she is "your" tanuki?
お前の狸だから何だというのだ
You can cook anyone else but her!
彼女だけは鍋にしちゃダメだ
I won't allow this!
そんなことはわしが許さん
もう偽電気ブランは流しませんぞ
I won't provide you with any more fake Denki Bran!
Then all I have to do is take it by force.
ならば奪うまでのことだ
Isn't that right, Benten?
なあ弁天さんや
そうではないかい？
そうですわねえ
It is indeed.
This is it!
これだからな
This is why humans are so despicable!
これだから人間というやつは質が悪い!!
ん
What's the matter, Hotei?
-布袋さんや どうしたね？ -ああ
あ
ああ
えいっ
はあっ!!
あ
-お おお -ああ
This is the one!
これはあの子だ
The one I took care of!
僕が手当てをしたあの子だ
I won't let you have her!
この子だけは渡さん
This is your fault for letting the first one get away.
あなたが１匹目を逃がしてしまったから
わしが骨を折ってやっているんですぞ？
That's why I went to such great pains to get her!
Are you suggesting we steer clear of tanuki this year?
狸抜きの忘年会など 金曜倶楽部の伝統はどうなる
What of the Friday Fellows tradition?
You'll be kicked out of the club, Hotei!
除名になるよ 布袋さん
I don't care where you kick me!
除名でも何でも結構だよ
So these are your true colors, are they?
ああ 開き直ったな
I was the wrong person for the job after all.
やはり僕はダメだった
This is defeat. Ideological defeat.
これは敗北だ
思想的敗北だ
But that's fine!
だがそれで結構だ
I mean, why do we still eat tanuki stew for kicks in these enlightened times?
何だ この文明開化の世の中で 好き好んで狸鍋なぞ喰って
何が金曜倶楽部だ
To hell with the Friday Fellows!
To hell with tradition!
何が伝統だ！
You've eaten a ton of them too, you know.
あんたも散々喰ってきたくせに
I thought you said, "To eat is to love." What happened to your pet theory?
喰うことは愛ではないのか？
持論はどうした？
Indeed, to eat is to love.
喰うことは愛だ
But to refrain from eating is also love!
しかし喰うに喰えないのも愛なのだ
You're just making it up as you go along, aren't you? And with such conviction!
何という自分勝手なことを しかも堂々と
This is sophistry! Pure sophistry!
詭弁だ 詭弁だ
I'm fine with sophistry! Your opinion is irrelevant!
詭弁上等
御意見無用
I've decided on a complete about-face!
僕は転向することに決めたぞ
転向するのは勝手だが 狸だけは置いていけ
Feel free to about-face all you like, but the tanuki stays here.
はあ はあ はあ はあ はあ はあ
う
Th-The Friday Fellows!
き 金曜倶楽部
-あっ -ああ
おやおや
あ あ
あ
What a marvelous sight!
絶景かな！
We can make all the stew we can eat.
いくらでも鍋ができる
-わあああ -ひい ひい ひい
ああ ごめんよ ごめんよ
Sorry. Excuse me.
-う ああ -だああ…
がうう
ぐは
がう
ううー
うあう！
-あああ -わわわ
ええい 黙れッ！
Shut it!
があう
Shut up!
黙れ！
あ
-ひひひ -ああ
あっ
ああ あ
ああ
Good grief, what a mess.
いやはや 大変なこっちゃ
わう わう
わうう
Shut up!
黙れ！
Are you injured?
お怪我はありません？
わあ わあ あ
先生 どうかお怒りをお鎮めください わっ
Master, I beg of you, please contain your rage!
わあっ
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How long—
いつま
ううう いつまで待たせるつもりかー!!
How long do you intend to keep me waiting?!
-いい加減にせんと… -ん
If you continue with this tomfoolery, I'll blow you all away!
吹き飛ばすぞー！
あっ
あ
Nyoigatake Yakushibou!
如意ヶ嶽薬師坊様
We've caught them red-handed in their infidelity!
浮気の現場でございます
Wh-What are you saying?!
な 何を言うんだい？
This is a misunderstanding!
誤解だ 誤解だよ
A complete misunderstanding!
ああ お前か
You!
For human scum like you to lay his hands on Benten is completely inexcusable.
人間風情が弁天に手を出すとは不届き千万 だがしかし
But it's not just you!
お前だけではない
Every last schmuck here is guilty!
どいつもこいつも同罪だ
Hear me now! Behold this tengu!
我が言葉を聞け
この天狗を見よ
Don't you understand? I despise the lot of you!
分からんか わしはお前らを軽蔑しておるのだ
For I am a tengu!
我こそは天狗である
お前ら一人残らず身の程を知れえええ
All of you, without exception, need to learn your place!
んん
Minamiza
Sensuiro
はあ はあ
ひい
うわ う 来る
Here he comes!
Master, why don't we call it a night and show some mercy?
先生 どうかもうその辺でご勘弁を
はあ はあ は
わあ
う はあ
ん？
あああ
はあ はあ はあ はあ
きゃあ
He still has some fight in him, I see.
先生 まだまだお元気だな
Yasaburou, do something!
矢三郎 何とかしろ
Can't you see I'm trying?
今 何とかしようとしているところじゃないか
Big bro, he's taking a break.
兄ちゃん 先生 休んでるよ？
ん？
Here's our chance!
今だ！
んっ
んう
-う うう -あ あう
-ひィッ -死ぬ死ぬ
We're gonna die!
うわあー
-あ う うわあ -あああ
う は あは
He's such a hooligan, isn't he?
まったくもう 乱暴者ね
Nice work.
お疲れ様
I'll take it from here.
後は私に任せなさい
Master.
お師匠様
Benten?
弁天か
I think everyone understands the terror you represent well enough now.
十分お師匠様の恐さが分かったと思います
How about we leave it at that?
どうかもう
But...
しかし
I bought some cotton swabs.
綿棒も買ってきました
I'll clean your ears for you
これで耳掃除して差し上げますわ
with your head in my lap, just like old times.
久しぶりに私の膝枕で
うむ
Master, could you do me a favor and let them be?
先生 水に流してくださいません？
Let's go home.
もうお家へ帰りましょう
Are you lot up to no good again?
お前たち 何を遊んでおるか
You'd better get yourselves back to the forest.
早う森へ帰るが良い
毛玉風情が生意気に夜遊びをしていると 喰われてしまうぞ
Hairballs who get cocky and stay out late wind up eaten!
By the way, Yajirou,
ところで矢二郎
お前いつまで蛙の格好をしているんだ？
how long do you plan on staying a frog?
Isn't it a bother?
不便だろう
Well, I haven't quite gotten the knack back yet.
いやあ兄さん まだ勘が戻らないんだ
For the time being, I'll just have to remain as a frog.
当分は蛙のままでいるしかない
Who'll be Nise-emon?
偽右衛門はどうなるの？
Well, I committed assault in front of the elders.
俺は長老たちの前であんな狼藉を働いたからな
But so many of Soun's misdeeds were exposed that there's no way it'll be him either.
しかし 早雲だって あそこまで悪事を暴かれたのでは 到底無理だ
I guess Yasaka will continue on as deputy for a while in that Hawaiian shirt of his.
しばらくはアロハシャツの八坂さんが 代理を続けるだろう
Oh right, Mother!
そうだ 母上
Right, right. I told her to go to Akegarasu ahead of us, but...
そうだそうだ
赤硝子へ先に行ってくれと言っておいたんだが
I wonder if she made it okay.
無事に着いただろうか
ふふん
ん？
Please charge
Isn't the battery dead?
充電切れてるな
No problem!
大丈夫
今赤硝子に着いたところだよ
I just arrived at Akegarasu.
お前たちも皆 大丈夫だろうね？
You're all okay, right?
Yup, we're all here. I'll put Yasaburou on.
うん 皆いるよ
矢三郎兄ちゃんに代わる
ん
Hello, Mother. I'm still kicking.
母上 俺はピンピンしております
Yasaburou? You did a great job.
矢三郎かい？
よく頑張ったよ
Oh, it was nothing. Well, here's Yaichirou.
あは 何のこれしき
では 矢一郎兄さんに代わります
Mother, today was a complete mess.
母上 今日はまったく大変なことでした
I can't apologize enough.
申し訳ありません
その上無念なことですが
On top of that, I'm sorry to say it, but I doubt I'll become Nise-emon.
俺はどうやら偽右衛門にはなれまいと思います
That's fine.
構わないよ
As long as you're still with us, you'll get another chance.
生きていればまた浮かぶ瀬もあるのだから
I'm sorry.
すいません
I'll give the phone to Yajirou.
矢二郎に代わります
あっ
あ
Calling
Hold
End
んん
Calling
Hold
End
Yajirou? Why aren't you saying anything?
矢二郎 どうして何も言わないの？
Are you all right?
どこか怪我をしたのかい？
くう うう
It's been a long time, Mother.
お久しぶりです 母上 うう
I'm sorry I haven't been in touch for so long.
ご無沙汰いたしました
Please forgive me.
どうか お許しください く
It's okay.
構わないよ
Calling
Hold
End
う う
私にはお前のことが分かっているもの
I understand how you feel.
う う
So no more crying, okay?
-だからもう 泣くのはおよし -う
うう う
Well, it's certainly been quite the night.
さあ 今夜はもうたくさん
We're all waiting for you to get here!
お前たちが来るのを待っているよ
たまには腹鼓でも打つか
Shall we kick things off together with a belly strike?
Those always upset my stomach, though.
あれをやると腹の具合がおかしくなる
Yasaburou.
矢三郎
兄ちゃん
Big bro!
はあ
Well then!
では
This sure is some crowd.
ものすごい人出だな
Wouldn't want to get crushed, would we?
押しつぶされては困るわね
I have the most to worry about.
一番危ないのは俺ですよ
After all, I'm just a frog.
何しろ蛙なのだから
Please don't drop me, Yasaburou.
落とさないでくれよ矢三郎
I'll get trampled.
踏みつぶされちゃうから
あ
Oh, hello.
おや君か
Happy new year.
あけましておめでとう
Hello, and a happy new year to you as well.
どうも あけましておめでとうございます
Might I inquire after your health?
お体は大丈夫ですか
ん？
大丈夫だよ
I'm doing just fine.
それにしてもあれだね
But you know, no matter how many times I go over it in my head,
いくら思い返してみても
I have no idea what happened that night.
あの夜に何が起こったのかさっぱり分からんね
I went through hell, though.
散々な目に遭ったけど
金曜倶楽部も除名になったし
They expelled me from the Friday Fellows.
But if you're doing well, isn't that more than enough?
しかし ご無事だったらそれでいいじゃないですか
Yeah, I guess you're right.
まあそうだね
結局それだ
また研究室へ遊びにおいで
Come visit me at my office again sometime!
Hey, take a look at that.
おい あれを見ろよ
Kurama tengu?
鞍馬の天狗たちか
There's no telling how many of these people are actually tengu or tanuki.
この中に どれだけ天狗やら狸やらが混じっているか 分からないなあ
Well, in this day and age, even a frog can visit a shrine for New Year's.
まあ 蛙ですら初詣に出掛けるご時世だ
Even tengu make New Year's wishes, huh?
天狗も初詣に来るんだな
And just what's wrong with a tengu making a New Year's wish?
-天狗が初詣に来て 何が悪い -ん？
Well, if it isn't Nyoigatake Yakushibou!
これはこれは如意ヶ嶽薬師坊様
Happy new year!
あけましておめでとうございます
Indeed.
うんむ
Are you on your way to the shrine?
これからお参りですか？
ん そのつもりだったのだがな 面倒になった
That was the plan, but I can't be bothered anymore.
Oh, come now. Let's visit the shrine.
そんな お参りいたしましょう？
Right, Master? It's only once a year.
ね 先生
せっかくですし
う まあそうだな
I guess you're right.
It's not so bad every now and then.
たまには悪くない
Yaichirou.
矢一郎よ
Yes?
はい
You should try to just take things as they come once in a while.
お前はもう少し頭を柔らかくせよ
U-Understood.
は はい
Yajirou.
矢二郎よ
For starters, you should quit being a frog.
お前は取りあえず蛙から元に戻れ
Okay.
はい
Yashirou.
矢四郎よ
For now, you should hurry up and grow!
お前は取りあえず早う大きくなれ
Got it!
はい
うんむ
Well, there's no reason for us to keep standing around here.
さて 我々もこんな所にいてもしょうがない
Shall we go?
行きますか
あ
あ！
Hey there, Kinkaku, Ginkaku.
やあ 金閣 銀閣
Happy new year.
あけましておめでとう
Getting a head start on your idiocy this year, I see.
年明け早々阿呆かね
You got us pretty good that night, Yasaburou.
あの夜はよくもやってくれたね 矢三郎
We caught a horrible cold, and we've been bedridden until yesterday!
僕らはあれからひどい風邪を引いて 昨日まで寝込んでいたんだ
I thought I was gonna die.
死ぬかと思った
They say that stupidity keeps the common cold away, but I guess idiocy is a whole other story.
バカは風邪を引かぬと言うけれども 阿呆は風邪を引くんだな
What'd you say?!
何を！
Hey!
こら！
-う -は
ああ
Can my idiot brothers not even give a proper New Year's greeting?
この阿呆兄貴どもが
年始の挨拶もできんのか
あ 阿呆って
"Idiot"?
You too?
お前まで
Kaisei?
海星？
Don't worry. Just go.
いいからさっさと行きな
くう
ぷいっ
Kaisei!
海星！
ん
I've never seen her, so I wouldn't know who to look for anyway...
一度も見たことないのに 分かるはずない
あっ
Did Uncle come back?
叔父上は戻ってきたのか？
No. He said he was going to a hot spring, and that was it.
温泉へ行くと言ったきりだよ
He might never come back.
もう帰ってこないかもね
Why don't you give this whole thing a rest and let me see you?
お前はいい加減姿を見せたらどうだ？
Not if I see you first!
あんたには見つからないよ
はっ
ふ
今年は沢山願い事があるわ
I have so many things to wish for this year.
That's just because you're greedy.
弁天様は欲張りですからね
Am I really that greedy?
そんなに欲張りかしら
If you don't narrow down your goals,
目標を絞らなくては 叶う願いも叶いませんよ？
even wishes that could come true won't.
Hmm, in that case...
じゃあねえ
I'll wish to meet the one I'm destined for.
運命の人に会えますようにってお願いするわ
There you go, acting like a cute little girl again.
また可愛いこぶってそんなことを言う
So what will you wish for, Yasaburou?
それじゃああなたは何を願うの？ 矢三郎
あ
Huh. I thought about it,
はて 私は思案した
but I don't have any wishes in particular.
しかし 特に願いは無いのだ
As long as we're all living, and as long as we're all having fun, that should do it, right?
取りあえず皆が生きており 取りあえず楽しければ良いのだろう
We're tanuki.
我々は狸である
If someone were to ask me how tanuki should live their lives, this is how I would answer:
狸はいかに生くべきかと問われれば 常に私は答える
"The tanuki crawling the streets of Kyoto should abandon all lofty ambitions."
洛中うごうごする狸たちよ
一切の高望みを捨てよ
"There's nothing else we have to do besides lead an interesting life."
面白く生きる他に 何もすべきことは無い
Yasaburou?
矢三郎？
There's nothing in particular I need to ask for.
取り立てて願うこともないですな
ふふ
Just a little glory for my family and our friends.
我ら一族と その仲間たちに
ほどほどの栄光あれ
You just have to make
omoshiroku nai yo no naka
面白くない世の中
this dull world more interesting
omoshiroku sureba ii sa
面白くすればいいさ
Some people love to claim that something is boring
tsumaranee no ga kuchiguse nano wa
“つまらねえ”のが口癖なのは
That habit is the most boring thing of all
sore koso honto ni tsumaranai
それこそホントにつまらない
It's easy to complain about stuff
monku wo iu no wa kantan dakedo
文句を言うのは簡単だけど
but it doesn't do any good at all
dareka wa nannmo kurenai
誰かは何もくれない
That sort of useless waste of time
hashiranai kedo tomari wa shinai
走らないけど止まりはしない
runs in our idiot blood
dare ni mo nagareru ahou no chi
誰にも流れる阿呆の血
Just party on and on, and the more you do
sawageba sawagu hodo kakitateru
騒げば騒ぐ程かき立てる
the more awesome will be your days
nanto subarashiki hibi
なんと素晴らしき日々
You just have to make
omoshiroku nai yo no naka
面白くない世の中
this dull world more interesting
omoshiroku sureba ii no sa
面白くすればいいのさ
The things you find for yourself in this world
jibun de mitsukerya
自分で見つけりゃ
quickly turn it into a little paradise
hodohodo ni paradaisu da
ほどほどにパラダイスだ
Before you know it,
ki ga tsukeba itsu datte
気がつけば何時だって
you live a life of pure ecstasy
uchouten jinsei da
有頂天人生だ
未来のことはわからないけれど
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