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九宮

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なぜ負けたか
分かってないのね

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何ですって？

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あなただけが—

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この番組を見てないからよ

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原作；クー･シュエン
「不死身な僕の日常」

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起点(チーディエン)中文網より

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{\an8}“タップして
スヌーズを止める”

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おはようございます
朝のニュースです

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今日は年に一度の太聖節(たいせいせつ)

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由緒あるスン家が
斉天(チーティエン)ランドで

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ランタン祭りを催します

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各界の修行者が集い
太聖節を祝うでしょう

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入園したい場合は…

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太陽島の祭りと同じでしょ？

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何が面白いの？

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入園はカップルに限ります

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父上　ごきげんよう

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良子

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今日は華修(フアシウ)国の太聖節だ

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存じています

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毎年 ランタン祭りでは

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スン家の家宝
“スン氏神棍(しんこん)”が披露される

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それは つまり…

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神棍を手に入れろ

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前回 白眼の青龍を
盗み出すのに失敗した

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今回は手違いのないように

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承知しました

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せっかくの週末が台なしね

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{\an8}太聖節に着ていく服は？

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{\an8}ロリータ服　漢服

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“太聖節”

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{\an8}確かに華修国の祭りは
にぎやかね

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{\an8}いいわ　ここに並べば
入園できるでしょう

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{\an8}待ってください

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{\an8}何か用？

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{\an8}連れの方は？

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{\an8}連れって？

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{\an8}当園の規則では

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{\an8}カップルのみ
入園可能です

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{\an8}シングルへの差別だわ

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{\an8}ご安心を

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{\an8}シングルなら大勢います

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{\an8}よい相手が
見つかるでしょう

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{\an8}なるほど

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{\an8}これが うわさの
お見合いコーナー？

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{\an8}入園するための
同伴者を選ぶなら？

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{\an8}リン　グオ　チェン

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“シングル･エリア”

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{\an8}リンさんじゃない？

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{\an8}人畜無害そうな顔だから

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{\an8}彼女にしよう

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{\an8}あらら
リンさんじゃないの

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{\an8}おめかししてるから
分からなかった

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{\an8}照れるわ

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{\an8}一緒に入りましょう

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{\an8}スン執事の案内を
待ってるの

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{\an8}偶然ね
実は私も同じなの

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{\an8}えっ　あなたも？

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{\an8}そうよ

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{\an8}文化交流のために
華修国に来てるから

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{\an8}庶民の生活も
体験しなくちゃ

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{\an8}“庶民の生活を体験”？

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{\an8}そのとおり

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{\an8}せっかく
年に一度の太聖節だし

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{\an8}一緒に体験しましょう

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{\an8}いいわ

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{\an8}でも お嬢様なのに
大丈夫？

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{\an8}もちろん　大丈夫よ

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{\an8}大きなイベントだから
大変よ

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{\an8}それ以上 言ったら
怒るわよ

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{\an8}お嬢様だからって
差別を？

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{\an8}私が体験しちゃ悪い？

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{\an8}分かったわ

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{\an8}スン執事　ここよ

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{\an8}ああ

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{\an8}悪い　用があって遅れた

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{\an8}こちらは？

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{\an8}彼女は…

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{\an8}お忘れかしら？
私はリンさんの同級生よ

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{\an8}えっ？

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{\an8}そうか
リンさんの同級生だな

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{\an8}助かる 人手不足なんだ

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{\an8}ついてきて

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{\an8}はい

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{\an8}“人手不足”？

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チャーハン 20人前

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おい　早く切れ！

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皿が足りない

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持ってきたぞ

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倉庫からニンジンを

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どいて

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皿を持ってきた

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気を付けろ

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私は誰？

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ここはどこ？

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はい

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これに着替えて

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チャーハン 20人前

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{\an8}おい　早く切れ！

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{\an8}リンさん　来たか
皿を２００枚 頼む

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{\an8}はい

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{\an8}新入りはコップを

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{\an8}“仕事人間は偉大なり”

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{\an8}リンさんは
バイトで来たとは

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{\an8}人選ミスだわ

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{\an8}こんな大量のコップ
洗い終わるかしら？

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{\an8}皿洗いは完了か？

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{\an8}はい

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{\an8}もう？　早すぎるわ

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{\an8}すごいパワー

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{\an8}白菜を１００キロ切れ

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{\an8}お任せを

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{\an8}これが華修国の
仕事人間？

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{\an8}新入り　サボるな

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{\an8}えっ？　はい

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{\an8}サボってません

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{\an8}私としたことが

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{\an8}九宮家のお嬢様が

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{\an8}スン家で
下働きをするなんて

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{\an8}スン･ロン

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{\an8}この屈辱
必ず弁償してもらう

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{\an8}２人でラム肉を串に刺せ

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{\an8}了解！

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{\an8}ウソでしょう

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{\an8}この量じゃ
終わりが見えないわ

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{\an8}九宮さん

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{\an8}名家の令嬢が
バイトなんて意外ね

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{\an8}私だって意外よ

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{\an8}仕事人間が
こんなに大変とは

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{\an8}そうかな

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{\an8}鉱山で
霊石を掘るより楽よ

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{\an8}絶対 スカウトして
九宮家の使用人にするわ

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{\an8}待って

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{\an8}何か忘れてる

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{\an8}働いてないで
神棍を盗まなきゃ

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{\an8}よくスン家でバイトを？

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{\an8}ええ
スンさんのおかげで

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{\an8}スン家の邸宅を
見たかったの

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{\an8}案内してくれる？

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{\an8}あそこは
部外者立ち入り禁止よ

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{\an8}２人は配膳を

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{\an8}はい

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{\an8}料理は邸宅へ
スープは広場へ

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{\an8}どちらを運ぶ？

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{\an8}料理　スープ

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{\an8}あと20メートル

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{\an8}私ならできる

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{\an8}気を付けろ　こぼしたら
賃金から引くぞ

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{\an8}承知しました

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{\an8}バカじゃないの？

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{\an8}トレーの上に
グラスを積み上げる？

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{\an8}早く置いてこい
まだ仕事がある

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{\an8}了解

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{\an8}置いてきたわ

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{\an8}次は何としても
邸宅に入る

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{\an8}滑らかな口当たりに
爽やかな後味

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{\an8}もしかして

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{\an8}このスープは
お嬢さんのお手製では？

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{\an8}えっ？

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{\an8}違うわ

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{\an8}そう謙遜なさらないで

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{\an8}こんな美味な梨スープを
作れるのは

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{\an8}あなたのような
美少女だけだ

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{\an8}悪いけど
仕事の邪魔をしないで

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{\an8}“仕事”？

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{\an8}仕事中に—

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{\an8}上等なお宝を
持ち歩くのか？

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{\an8}一体 何の話？

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{\an8}さあ

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{\an8}袖に隠してる
棒状のお宝を—

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{\an8}見せてくれませんか？

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{\an8}真君(しんくん)に
付きまとわれたら？

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{\an8}向き合う　逃げる

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ひらめいた

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私の梨スープ

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うまく よけた

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あの娘は？

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{\an8}リンさん　大丈夫？

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{\an8}中で着替えよう

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{\an8}待て　部外者は入れない

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{\an8}びしょ濡(ぬ)れなのに
なんてことを言うの

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{\an8}えっと…
更衣室は１階の角だ

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{\an8}１人で入るわ
扉の外で待ってて

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{\an8}いいわ

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{\an8}こう簡単に
潜り込めるとは

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{\an8}スン家の警備は
見かけ倒しだわ

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{\an8}でも部屋が
たくさんある

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{\an8}スン氏神棍は
どの部屋に？

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{\an8}父上の へそくりは
本棚の裏に隠してある

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{\an8}スン家のお宝も
似たような場所でしょう

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{\an8}九宮さん
ひもが結べないの

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{\an8}手伝ってくれる？

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{\an8}リンさんの服を濡らし
更衣室へ送ったあとは？

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{\an8}去る　手伝う

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{\an8}今 行くわ

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{\an8}九宮さん

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{\an8}結んでくれる？

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{\an8}減給されるから
早く厨房(ちゅうぼう)に戻ろう

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{\an8}すぐに任務を
遂行しなきゃ

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{\an8}バイトどころじゃない

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{\an8}そういえば

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{\an8}祭りの最後に
大きな棍棒(こんぼう)が出るとか

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{\an8}ええ

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{\an8}スン家の家宝
スン氏神棍よ

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{\an8}そう　それそれ

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{\an8}保管場所を知ってる？

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{\an8}地下の武器倉庫よ

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{\an8}えっ？　九宮さん

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{\an8}意外と順調

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{\an8}使用人でも神棍の
在りかを知ってる

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{\an8}スン家って不用心なのね

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{\an8}何かしら　地震？

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なぜ…

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持ち上げられる？

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あり得ん

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それは…

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スン家に代々伝わる
スン氏神棍

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重さ6750キロあるわ

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ま…　まさか

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元祖の孫悟空(そんごくう)にしか
無理なはず

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この数千年 わしでも…

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一体 何が？

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地震？

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神仙様とは存じず
とんだ ご無礼を

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お許しください

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“スン家武器倉庫”

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先ほどのご無礼は
どうか お許しください

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一体 どういう状況？

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なぜあの老人は
霊力５点に へつらうの？

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あれは…

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結末７
スン氏神棍を無事に見つけた

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任務成功

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