(小町)うん…
Komachi...
(比企谷)小町
What?
何？ ああ…
Uh...
コーヒー飲むか？
Want some coffee?
Yes.
飲む
Okay.
了解
ほれ
Here.
あのな 小町
Hey, Komachi...
Can I talk to you?
相談がある うん 聞いたげる
Sure, I'll listen.
えへッ
でも その前に言うことあるでしょ
But first...
Don't you have something to say?
こないだは あれだ 俺の言い方が悪かった
The other day, well...
I shouldn't have said it that way.
言い方だけじゃないでしょ 態度も悪かったし 性格も
It wasn't just the way you said it.
Your attitude was lousy, too. And your personality.
あと 目も そうだな
Also, your eyes.
Right...
I bet it's your fault because of something you did, anyway.
どうせ きっと また 何かやった お兄ちゃんが悪いし
ああ まったくだ ≪(小町)大体 謝ってないし
Yeah, that's exactly right.
And you haven't apologized.
確かに でもお兄ちゃんだし それでいいよ
Very true...
But you're my brother, and that's who you are.
I'm your sister, after all.
小町は妹だからね それで許してあげる➡
So I'll forgive you.
それと
Also...
I'm sorry, too.
小町も ごめんなさいでした
Hey, don't sweat it. I forgive you.
なに 気にするな 許してやる お兄ちゃんだからな
I'm your brother, after all.
Ugh, you're so full of yourself.
ぶわ～ この人 偉そうだな
それで？ 何があったの？ ちょっと長いぞ
So, what happened?
This could take a while.
いいよ
That's okay.
I see. That's so like you.
♬～
そっか お兄ちゃんらしいな でもね それを理解できるのは
But you know, the only reason I understand that is because I'm me.
小町だからだよ ずっと一緒に 暮らしてきた小町だから分かるの
I understand because I've lived with you all my life.
I can just say, "He's so stupid," and laugh it off.
バカだな この人って 笑って済ませられる
ホント しょうがないなって思える それで ちょっと悲しくなる
I can think, "He really is hopeless."
And then... I feel a little sad.
でも 他の人は違うよ 全然 意味分かんないし
But other people aren't like that.
They don't understand at all, and I'm sure it really hurts them.
すごく苦しいと思う お兄ちゃんは小町に優しいけど
You're nice to me,
それは小町が妹だから 優しくできるんだよね
but you can only do that because I'm your sister, right?
たぶん 小町が妹じゃなかったら お兄ちゃん
If I weren't your sister,
you'd probably never even come anywhere near me.
小町に近づきすらしないと思うよ まあ その仮定はともかく
Well, that whole mechanism aside...
お前が妹で良かったと思うけどな 今の八幡的にポイント高い
I'm glad you're my sister, really.
I'd give myself a lot of points for that one.
お… お兄ちゃん… うう うう…
Oh, Onii-chan!
まあ 小町的に お兄ちゃんじゃなかったら
Well, I know I'd never go near you.
絶対 近づかないし 眼中にないと思うけどね
I wouldn't even take notice of you.
いや そういうけど俺もほら意外に いいとこ あったりするじゃない
Yeah, you say that, but I have my good qualities, don't I?
ないよ ヤダよ こんなの面倒くさいし
Nope. Come on, don't be such a pain.
でも 15年も一緒にいれば
But...
After fifteen years together,
こんなもんかなって 愛着も わくものですよ
you just think that's how it ought to be, and grow fond of it.
あッ 今の小町的にポイント高い！
Ah, I'd give myself a lot of points for that one!
まッ 15年一緒にいればな
Yeah, after fifteen years together, I guess.
今から15年 ううん
It could be another fifteen...
No, even longer than that from now on.
もっと長い時間が たつことだってあるんだよ
へ理屈 言うな 小町が 何年
Don't split hairs.
How many years do you think I've listened to you splitting hairs?
へ理屈聞いてたと思ってんの？ 今からも これからもあるの
You're going to now, and you're always going to.
Get it?
分かった？ お おう…
Y-Yeah.
And it's not just you.
お兄ちゃんだけじゃなくて 小町にも これから先があるよ
I'm going to be around a while longer, too.
小町 雪乃さんも結衣さんも好きだな
I like Yukino-san and Yui-san.
So I don't want that club to go away.
だから あの部活がなくなると困る
だからさ 小町のために
So, for me...
For my friends... Is there anything you can do?
小町の友達のために 何とかなんないかな？
If it's for my sister, what choice do I have?
妹のためじゃ しょうがねえな うん 小町のためだもんね
That's right. It's for me.
小町 ﾜｶﾞﾏﾏだからな 仕方ないなあ
I'm a selfish girl, after all. What're you gonna do?
ホントだよ
You got that right.
ありがとな
Thanks.
You're welcome.
どういたしまして
<これは 小町がくれた１つの答えだ>
That's one answer, given to me by Komachi.
<どこかで ずっと 理由を探していた>
All this time, I've been trying to find a reason...
<俺があの場所を あの時間を 守っていい理由を>
A reason for me to protect that place, and our time there.
<雪ノ下雪乃と由比ヶ浜結衣を 生徒会長にさせないために>
To keep both Yukinoshita Yukino
and Yuigahama Yui from becoming student council president...
What can Hikigaya Hachiman do?
<比企谷八幡に できることは何だ？>
<それが>
There's...
absolutely nothing, and it's killing me!
<全然なくて マジやばい>
(結衣)ぬぬ～ うーん (優美子)私服登校とか良くない？
Hey, how about wearing our own clothes to school?
それだ！ (海老名)あとは私物検査とか
That's it!
And it'd be nice to get rid of the personal belongings searches.
なくなるといいかなあ あれ困るんだよね
I hate those.
友達から借りた同人誌とか 入ったままだったりするし
I sometimes have doujinshi I borrowed from my friends in there.
≪(優美子)それ 海老名だけっしょ い… 一応 書いとく
That's just you, Ebina.
I-I'll write it down, at least.
You don't have to write that.
書かなくていいし それより あーし
Anyway, I want to eat lunch up on the roof.
屋上で ご飯食べたいんだけど それ もらい
I'm in!
イッタ…
You look pitiful, Hikigaya Hachiman!
(材木座)惨めだな 比企谷八幡
バカ言ってんじゃねえ この惨めさはデフォルトだよ
Don't be stupid.
Pitiful is my default state.
You want something?
何か用か？ 愚問だな 我は昼休みは
A foolish question.
I spend my lunch breaks in here,
ここにおるのだ そしたら貴様を見かけたので
and I saw you, so I thought I'd come pester you!
構ってもらおうと思ってな はあ…
うん？ どうした八幡 別に くだらねえことだよ
What's wrong, Hachiman?
Nothing. It's dumb.
話してみよ いや いいよ 人に
Tell me.
Nah. It's not worth talking about.
聞かせるようなもんじゃねえし バカをいえ
Don't be ridiculous!
How many times have you listened to my idle chatter?
今まで どれだけ我が貴様に 与太話をしてきたと思っている？
貴様の与太話くらい聞いてやるさ
I'll gladly listen to yours.
Heh, look at me, reaching out to the weak. I'm so cool.
弱者に手を差し伸べる我 超カッコイイ
さっきのｾﾘﾌだけは ｶｯｺ良かったな で それ誰のﾊﾟｸﾘ？
That last line was cool, at least.
So who'd you steal it from?
いや 我だよ
No.
It's mine.
アホ ホントにカッコイイこと 言ってんじゃねえよ
Idiot. Don't say stuff that's actually cool.
Zaimokuza, I need a favor.
材木座 頼みがある ≪(材木座)むふ
Saizeriya
So the question is what exactly I should do.
で 具体的にどうしていくかだが… おー いたいた
Hey, there you are!
ふぐッ！ 何 お前 どうしたの？
What are you doing here?
If you're gonna work hard for my sake,
お兄ちゃんが 小町のために頑張るなら
小町も頑張らなくちゃと思って ジャーン 手伝ってくれる方を
I figure I've gotta work hard, too. So...
Ta-da! I got some people to help!
募集しました (川崎)何で私が…
Why am I doing this?
So this is...
というわけで 雪乃さんと結衣さん 流出阻止大作戦！
Operation: Stop Yukino-san and Yui-san from Leaving the Club!
(戸塚)おーッ
Yay!
何でもいいんだけどさあ 雪ノ下と 由比ヶ浜がやんないんなら 結局
Look, not that I care,
but if Yukinoshita and Yuigahama don't do it, who's gonna be president?
会長って誰がやんの？ あッ…
Uh...
You know, you're...
アンタさあ えっと どうして
Um... Why can't we let them be elected, exactly?
あの２人を 当選させちゃいけないのかな
うむ そもそもあの連中と戦おうと いうのが間違っておるのだ
Indeed. The very idea of battling them is wrong in itself.
いや それはそうなんだが お兄ちゃん 小町は
Yeah, it is, but...
Onii-chan, I just want Yukino-san and Yui-san to stay in the Service Club.
雪乃さんと結衣さんに 奉仕部に残ってもらいたいの
ぶっちゃけ 生徒会選挙とかどうでもいいの
Honestly, I couldn't care less about any election.
うん おう でも そうすると一色がなあ
Y-Yeah...
But then Isshiki would...
お兄ちゃんは その一色さんて人が大事なの？
Is this Isshiki-san person important to you?
いや 全然 全く なら何で悩んでるの？
No, not at all.
Then why is there a problem?
Well, I mean, a request is a request...
いや ほらやっぱり依頼は依頼だし 仕事と小町 どっちが大事なの？
Which is more important, your work or me?
小町に決まってるだろう 俺は働く気はない
You, of course.
I have no intention of working.
消去法なんだね 全然 素直に喜べないけど
Process of elimination?
I can't really be happy about that, but...
まあ よし じゃあ お兄ちゃんはどうするの？
Okay, then.
What are you gonna do?
Good question...
そうだな
I need to assign top priority
<最優先すべきもの 小町の願いである>
to Komachi's request of keeping Yukinoshita and Yuigahama in the club.
<雪ノ下と由比ヶ浜の 残留に設定する>
<他の候補の擁立が難しい この状況で>
But it's going to be tough to back any other candidates,
<俺に残されたカードは>
so the only card I have left to play is...
一色と交渉するしかないか
I guess all I can do is negotiate with Isshiki.
But she's a girl, right?
相手は女子なのだろ 話通じるか？
Can you talk to a girl?
If Isshiki Iroha is putting on that character as an act,
<一色いろはが計算して あのｷｬﾗｸﾀｰを演じているなら>
<それは むしろ 交渉に向いているといえる>
that's actually ideal for negotiations.
<つまるところ 一色は自分の ﾌﾞﾗﾝﾄﾞｲﾒｰｼﾞを守りたいのだ>
In short, Isshiki wants to protect her own self-branded image.
<だからこそ ﾊｲﾘｽｸ ﾛｰﾘﾀｰﾝの 信任投票 それ自体を嫌がった>
That's exactly why she didn't want a high-risk, low-return vote of confidence.
<ということは…>
Which means...
最初のｱﾌﾟﾛｰﾁが間違ってたんだな
I've been taking the wrong approach from the start.
川崎お前が 生徒会長にいいかもって思うヤツ
Kawasaki.
Give me the names of some people you think might make a
good student council president.
名前あげてみてくれ えッ？
Yukinoshita
Yuigahama
Hayama
Ebina
Miura
Sagami
Tobe
≪(川崎)あと アンタとか うん？
And... you, I guess?
ああ それは面白い けど
Ha, very funny.
But you're not gonna find thirty people to back me.
30人も推薦人を集められねえんだ 知ってる 言ってみただけ
I know that. I just thought I'd say it.
お兄ちゃん ちゃんと 雪乃さんと結衣さんと話してね
Onii-chan...
Make sure you talk to Yukino-san and Yui-san.
約束だよ ああ ただ
Promise.
Sure, but it won't do any good if it's not convincing.
説得力のない話を してもしょうがない
まずは準備してからだ お兄ちゃんは理屈っぽいくせに
I need to prepare first.
You seem so logical, but you always blow things off along the way.
色んなこと すっ飛ばすから 心配だよ
It worries me.
大丈夫だ
It'll be fine.
I've been given a reason, established the problem, and obtained the means.
<理由をもらい 問題を設定し手段を得た>
<あとは実行するだけだ>
Yukinoshita
Yuigahama
Hayama
Ebina
Miura
Sagami
Tobe
Now I just have to carry it out.
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うーん… あッ 美術室の備品に
Oh, I think we should have LCD graphics tablets in the art room!
液タブ入れてほしい えきたぶ？
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LCD?
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Mirai @mirai(・Ө・)
Whoa, there's a Hayama for President account! I'm gonna back him. You guys should, too!
全校生徒の３分の１か
A third of the entire student body, huh...
☎我だ 数は十分だ
It is I.
We've got enough. Let's move to the next phase.
次の段階に移行するぞ ☎むふう
I can't say I wholly commend this method.
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☎これは あまり褒められた 手段ではない 危険を伴う
It's dangerous.
材木座 ☎おっと 勘違いするなよ
Zaimokuza...
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☎お前を心配しているのではなく 我に責任が及ぶのではないか
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清々しいくらいにクズいな お前
You're such a scumbag, it's almost refreshing.
Don't worry.
大丈夫だ 正体を見つけようにも このｱｶｳﾝﾄの人間は存在しない
Even if anyone tries to find us,
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誰にもダメージはいかない 知ってるか？ 材木座
No one will take any damage.
Are you aware, Zaimokuza?
問題は問題にしないかぎり 問題にはならない
So long as a problem doesn't cause problems, it can't be called a problem.
一色さん 呼んでもらっていい？
Could you get Isshiki-san for me?
(いろは)はッ！ ああ…
<ごめんね 俺で>
Sorry it's just me.
Senpai, it's such a pain to copy this.
先輩 これ書き写すの超つらいですよ～
あッ ていうか こないだ遊んでた人って
By the way, was that girl you were out with
葉山先輩の彼女とかですか？ どうだろうな
the other day Hayama-senpai's girlfriend?
Who knows?
えーッ 教えてくれても いいじゃないですか
Aww, come on. You can tell me.
これ終わったらな
After we finish this.
まあ あれくらいなら そんなに問題なさそうですし
Well, if that's all it was, it doesn't seem like there'll be a problem.
いいですけどね ていうか 葉山のこと す…
I guess it's okay.
So anyway, do you l—
What do you think of Hayama?
どう思ってんの？
Huh?
何ですか？ くどいてるんですか ごめんなさい 無理です
What is this? Are you hitting on me?
I'm sorry. I can't. There's someone I like.
好きな人がいるので そうじゃねえよ
I don't mean that.
単純にどう思ってるのか 聞きたかっただけだ
I only wanted to know what you think of him, nothing more.
ああ どうなんでしょうね 何か いいなと思ったら
Well, I don't know...
If I thought things were going well, I'd try to make a gr—
とりあえず 手を出… つないで みたいなとか思いますけど
To hold his hand, I guess.
<今 手を出すって 言いかけなかったか こいつ？>
She just started to say "make a grab," didn't she?!
ねえ 先輩 これやる意味あるんですか？
Hey, Senpai! Is there any point in doing this?
まッ なくはないな 何か言い方が曖昧なんですけど
Well, there isn't not one.
That's kind of a vague answer.
一色が何をどうしたところで 雪ノ下と由比ヶ浜には
No matter what you try to do,
you can't beat Yukinoshita and Yuigahama.
勝てないからな そういう意味じゃ無意味だ
In that sense, no, there's no point.
まあ 別に勝てなくていいんですけど
Well, it's not like I want to win...
でも もしかして案外 勝っちゃったりしたら怖いなって
But if I'd actually happened to win, it'd be kinda scary.
There's nothing you can top them in.
勝てる部分ないだろ はあ まあ
Well, no.
それに 最初の推薦人の連中だって
And even the people who initially backed you won't vote for you.
一色には投票しないし
そいつら今頃 大爆笑だろうな
They must be laughing their heads off now.
で 選挙に負けた姿を見て さらに爆笑
And they'll laugh even harder when they see you lose.
That probably pisses you off, huh?
そういうの 腹立つよな
やっぱ やられたら やり返さないとな
If someone does something to you, you should get them back.
はあ まあ できたらいいですけ… できる
Well, yeah, if I could...
You can.
さっきから書いてもらってる これ 何だと思う？
What do you think this thing I've been having you write is?
推薦人名簿ですよね？ そうだ ただし
Lists of backers, right?
That's right. But...
一色いろはの推薦人名簿なんだ
It's Isshiki Iroha's list of backers.
Oh...
はあ えッ？
What?!
Um, I already have my backers...
あの 私もう 推薦人集まってるんですけど
推薦人の規定は30人以上だ
The rule is that you need at least thirty.
何人集めてもいいんだよ
You can get as many as you want.
ﾈｯﾄ上で一色の応援ｱｶｳﾝﾄが 稼働していたんだ
There's a support account for you on the internet.
全校生徒の３分の１ これだけの支持者がいれば勝てる
A third of the student body follows it.
With this many supporters, you can win.
B-But I can't pull it off just like that!
いきなり言われても無理ですよ
And even if I did win, I don't think I could handle the job.
ていうか なっても 結局できないと思うんですよね
あんまり自信ないっていうか それに部活もあるし
I'm not really confident...
And I have my club, anyway.
まッ 確かに両立は大変だな でも得るものは大きい
Well, it certainly would be tough to juggle both.
But there's something great to gain from it.
何だと思う？ はあ
What do you think that is?
Huh?
まあ 経験とかじゃないですかね
Well, experience and stuff, I guess?
And it'd look good on my record...
あと内申とか？ ていうか先輩 先生みたいですね
You know, Senpai, you sound like a teacher.
違うな いいか お前が得るのは
Wrong. Listen. What you'd gain is...
｢１年生で生徒会長なのに 頑張って部活に出てくる私｣ だ
"I'm student council president as a first-year, but I still attend my own club!"
That.
Ew.
うわッ う うん！
１年生なら 失敗しても許されることもある
A first-year would be forgiven for failing.
その上 生徒会がたるい時は 部活を言い訳にできる
And when you don't want to do student council work,
you could use your club as an excuse.
逆もまた しかりだ でも やっぱり大変ですよね
The other way around would work, as well.
B-But it would be hard work, wouldn't it? Or something...
みたいな そういう時は
If it gets to that point, you can talk to Hayama.
葉山に相談すればいい 何なら手伝ってもらえ
You might as well have him help you.
If you catch him after your club, you'd get the perk of him walking you home.
部活の後なら 家まで送って もらえる ｱﾌﾀｰｹｱまでついてくる
もしかして先輩って 頭いいんですか？
Senpai, are you actually really smart?
Maybe.
まあな
まあ これだけ支持されたら しょうがないですね
Well, if I have this much support, I guess there's not much choice.
その提案は それなりに魅力的ですし
And that proposal is attractive in its own way.
それに クラスの子に 陰で笑われるのも嫌ですし
And I don't want people in my class laughing at me behind my back.
I'll let you twist my arm, Senpai.
先輩に のせられてあげます
お前らの意思は変わらないのか？ (雪乃)変わらないわ
You guys won't change your minds?
No. This is the best choice.
これが最善策よ 私も変わらない
I won't, either.
There's no need for you to run.
あなたが出る必要はないわ 出るよ 負ける気もない
I will run. And I don't intend to lose.
Why are you doing this?
どうして あなたまで？ だって ゆきのんがいなくなったら
Because without you, we'll have no club.
なくなっちゃうから 私そういうの嫌だよ
I don't want that.
It won't come to that.
そんなことには ならないわ でも…
But...
There really is no need for you to run.
実際 選挙に出る必要はないんだ 由比ヶ浜だけじゃなくて
Not just for Yuigahama, but for you either, Yukinoshita.
雪ノ下もな どういう意味かしら？
What do you mean by that?
あなたの案は 否定したはずだけれど
I believe we rejected your idea.
You did. I don't mean that idea.
だから あの案じゃない ああいうのは もうやめだ
I gave up on that.
これは あなたがやったの？ 有志の人間だろ
Did you do this?
It must've been some sympathizer.
どこの誰かまでは分からん そう
I don't know who, or where they came from.
I see...
すごい数だね 全校生徒の３分の１はあるな
That's a lot of people.
Yeah. At least a third of the entire student body.
Those numbers are the truth.
<この数字は真実だ>
Of course, it's not possible for Isshiki Iroha to gather that much support.
<最も一色いろはに それだけの 支持を集めることは不可能>
Just don't end up making me take the blame for this! Seriously, please!
That means there's just one big lie here.
<つまり ここに １つだけ大きなウソがある>
I know. Later.
《分かってるよ じゃあな》
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<彼女達を説得するための とっかかりだ>
A starting point for me to convince the girls.
<だから この１日だけ乗り切ればいい>
So I just have to get through today.
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<あとは アカウントごと消し去る 全て消えるのだ>
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It will all disappear.
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This clears all the conditions we were bound by for making Isshiki president.
一色が会長をやるために かせとなっていた条件は
全てクリアした だから
So...
There's no need for either of you to be student council president now.
もう お前らが 生徒会長をやる必要はないんだ
"Support account"...
応援アカウント…
良かった
Good.
じゃあ 解決だ
It's solved, then.
そう なら問題も
I see...
Then there's no problem, nor any reason for me to do anything.
私が動く理由も なくなったのね
そういうことになるな ええ
So it would seem.
Yes.
You thought you understood, didn't you?
分かるものだとばかり 思っていたのね
先生に報告してくるわ あ 私達も
I'll go report to the teacher.
We'll go with you...
１人で十分よ
I can handle it myself.
その 悪かったな
So, uh... I'm sorry.
Huh? Wh-Why are you apologizing?
えッ 何で謝るの？ いや
Well, you worked hard on a lot of stuff, right?
色々 頑張ってたんだろ その… 公約とか演説の作文とか
Like your pledge, and your campaign speech...
Oh... That doesn't matter.
ああ それはもういいの ヒッキーも色々やってたんでしょ
You did a lot, too, didn't you?
ほら 髪とか伸びっぱなしで ボサボサだし 直してあげる
Look, you let your hair grow out and get all scruffy.
I'll fix it.
いらんっつうの まあまあ
You don't have to.
Now, come on.
You worked hard, too, didn't you?
ヒッキーも頑張ったよね いや…
No...
You protected the place
私の大切な場所
ちゃんと守ってくれた
that's most important to me.
あのね ホントは分かってたの
You know, the truth is, I knew.
たぶん ゆきのんに勝てないことも
That I probably couldn't beat Yukinon,
もし勝って生徒会長になったら
and that if I did win and became president,
部活に 出られなくなっちゃうことも
I wouldn't be able to come to this club.
だから 全部ヒッキーのおかげ
So it's all thanks to you, Hikki.
それは違う
You're wrong about that.
もういいだろう
Are you done?
ヒッキーは頑張った 何だよ 急に
You worked hard!
Where's this coming from?
ヒッキーは頑張った よせ 別に何もしてねえ
You worked hard.
Cut it out. I didn't do anything.
そだね 見えるところでは 何もしてないよね
Yeah... You didn't do anything that we could see.
けど見えてたらさ 結構 嫌なことやってるんだと思う
But if we could have,
I'm sure we would've seen you doing something that wasn't easy.
I don't think your methods can be changed, even if you wanted to.
たぶん ヒッキーのやり方って 変えようと思って
変えられるものじゃないから
Guilt doesn't go away.
罪悪感って消えないよ
私は 何もできなかったけど それでも
I couldn't do anything,
but I still can't help thinking this was for the best.
これで良かったのかなって 思っちゃう
だから ヒッキーは もっとだよ
So it must be even more so for you.
これで ちゃんと元通りになるよね
We can all go back to normal now, right?
分からん
I don't know.
《分かるものだとばかり 思っていたのね》
You thought you understood, didn't you?
《この部活は それほど大変ではないし》
This club isn't that demanding,
and I understand the work that comes with being on the student council.
<問題を与えられなければ>
If they're not given a problem,
My doing this was the best choice.
if they're unable to find a reason,
<理由を 見つけることができなければ>
Even against Isshiki-san, I can win easily.
<動き出せない人間がいる>
some people can't bring themselves to act.
And I don't mind doing it.
<俺は何か間違えたのではないか その疑念だけが残った>
Maybe I got something wrong somewhere.
Only that bit of doubt stayed with me.
President - Isshiki Iroha
You're starting work today already?
今日から もう仕事か？ そうなんですよ
President - Isshiki Iroha
Yeah.
まあ 最初は どうにもならないと思いますけど
I doubt anything will come of it at first, though.
来年 俺の妹が入学するんだ
My sister's going to be starting here next year.
だから いい学校にしてくれよ
So make this a good school.
えッ？ 何ですかそれ くどいてるんですか？
What is this? Are you hitting on me?
I'm sorry, you're trying too hard and it's creeping me out and I can't!
ごめんなさい 狙いすぎだし 気持ち悪くて無理です
<振られた理由が この前と違うじゃねえか>
That's not the reason you gave for rejecting me last time.
まあ 頑張ってくれ ≪(めぐり)あッ 比企谷君
Well, work hard.
Oh, Hikigaya-kun!
持ちますよ ああ ごめんね
I'll carry that.
Thanks. I didn't realize how much stuff I had.
思ったより私物が多くてさ あッ…
何か違う部屋みたいだな
It sort of looks like a different room now.
ホントいうとね 期待してたんだ はい？
To be honest, I had my hopes up.
Pardon?
雪ノ下さんが 会長になってくれたらなって
I thought it'd be great if Yukinoshita-san became president.
And Yuigahama-san would be vice president,
で 由比ヶ浜さんが副会長で 比企谷君は庶務
and you'd handle general affairs.
俺だけ役付きじゃないのかよ それでさ➡
I'm the only one who doesn't get an official position?
And then...
After graduation, I'd drop in to visit the student council now and then,
卒業した私が 時々 生徒会に遊びに行って➡
あの時 文化祭とか体育祭とか 楽しかったねって➡
and we'd talk about how much fun the cultural and athletic festivals were.
そういう お話しをするの
そういうの ちょっと憧れてた
I sort of always wanted to do that.
<例えば… 例えばの話である>
Hypothetically speaking... Strictly hypothetically...
<例えば もしゲームのように １つ前のセーブデータに戻って>
If it were possible to return to the previous save point, like in a game,
<選択肢を選び直せたとしたら>
and make a different choice,
<人生は変わるだろうか>
would life change?
The Scent of Tea ...No Longer Fills That Room.
<答えは否である>
The answer is "no."
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Hey, Irohas!
Looks like there's nothing else to carry, Irohas.
Tobe-senpai, the fridge doesn't go there. It goes in the back.
And the heater goes beside the desk.
I wish you'd said that sooner.
Irohas, I've got a Christmas season part-time job to get to.
But I don't have anything to do.
I want to get the student council room rearrangement out of the way.
Y-Yeah...
I've got work, though...
Man, Hayato-kun, hurry up and get here!
Hayama-senpai?
Tobe-senpai, that's enough. You can go now.
O-Okay.
(戸部)もう他に運ぶものなさげ？ いろはす？
戸部先輩 冷蔵庫はそこじゃない 奥です ﾋｰﾀｰは机のそばです
それ最初に聞きたかった いろはす 俺ｸﾘｽﾏｽの短期ﾊﾞｲﾄあんのよね
でも私 暇だから 生徒会室の 模様替え早く済ませたいですし
でもﾊﾞｲﾄがね隼人君早く来てくれよ 葉山先輩が？ 戸部先輩
もう大丈夫なんで 帰っていいですよ