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Hiratsuka Shizuka
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This is how it'll go down.
＜これで よし あとは深夜に＞
At 2 am, I'll reply with "Sorry, battery was out!"
＜「ごめ～ん 電池切れてた」とか＞
＜「ちょっと圏外だったみたい」 とか返せば大丈夫＞
or "Sorry, looks like I was in a dead zone!"
＜こう返されたら 向こうも責めることはできまい＞
You'll have them cornered every time with those lines.
＜ソースは俺 中学時代＞
I'm the source on that.
When I was in middle school, I gathered up my courage and texted some girls,
＜勇気を振りしぼって 女子にメールしたら＞
＜４割の確率で これが返ってきた＞
and 40% came back with these replies.
＜ちなみに３割は返信がなく 残りの３割は＞
Another 30% never replied,
and for the remaining 30%, I received a message from a foreigner named Mailer Daemon.
＜メーラーダエモンさんとかいう 外国人からメールが来た＞
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This is Hiratsuka Shizuka. Please call me when you read this message.
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From: Hiratsuka Shizuka
To: Hikigaya Hachiman
This is Hiratsuka Shizuka. Please call me when you read this message.
Hikigaya-kun, I have an urgent announcement regarding the Service Club's activities over summer break. Please contact me at your earliest convenience.
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From: Hiratsuka Shizuka
To: Hikigaya Hachiman
This is Hiratsuka Shizuka. Please call me when you read this message.
Hikigaya-kun, I have an urgent announcement regarding the Service Club's activities over summer break. Please contact me at your earliest convenience.
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From: Hiratsuka Shizuka
To: Hikigaya Hachiman
This is Hiratsuka Shizuka. Please call me when you read this message.
Hikigaya-kun, I have an urgent announcement regarding the Service Club's activities over summer break. Please contact me at your earliest convenience.
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From: Hiratsuka Shizuka
To: Hikigaya Hachiman
This is Hiratsuka Shizuka. Please call me when you read this message.
Hikigaya-kun, I have an urgent announcement regarding the Service Club's activities over summer break. Please contact me at your earliest convenience.
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From: Hiratsuka Shizuka
To: Hikigaya Hachiman
This is Hiratsuka Shizuka. Please call me when you read this message.
Hikigaya-kun, I have an urgent announcement regarding the Service Club's activities over summer break. Please contact me at your earliest convenience.
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This is Hiratsuka Shizuka. Please call me when you read this message.
Hikigaya-kun, I have an urgent announcement regarding the Service Club's activities over summer break. Please contact me at your earliest convenience.
From: Hiratsuka Shizuka
To: Hikigaya Hachiman
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This is Hiratsuka Shizuka. Please call me when you read this message.
Hikigaya-kun, I have an urgent announcement regarding the Service Club's activities over summer break. Please contact me at your earliest convenience.
From: Hiratsuka Shizuka
To: Hikigaya Hachiman
This is Hiratsuka Shizuka. Please call me when you read this message.
Hikigaya-kun, I have an urgent announcement regarding the Service Club's activities over summer break. Please contact me at your earliest convenience.
To: Hikigaya Hachiman
This is Hiratsuka Shizuka. Please call me when you read this message.
Hikigaya-kun, I have an urgent announcement regarding the Service Club's activities over summer break. Please contact me at your earliest convenience.
This is Hiratsuka Shizuka. Please call me when you read this message.
Hikigaya-kun, I have an urgent announcement regarding the Service Club's activities over summer break. Please contact me at your earliest convenience.
This is Hiratsuka Shizuka. Please call me when you read this message.
Hikigaya-kun, I have an urgent announcement regarding the Service Club's activities over summer break. Please contact me at your earliest convenience.
Are you still asleep?
This is Hiratsuka Shizuka. Please call me when you read this message.
Hikigaya-kun, I have an urgent announcement regarding the Service Club's activities over summer break. Please contact me at your earliest convenience.
Are you still asleep?
This is Hiratsuka Shizuka. Please call me when you read this message.
Hikigaya-kun, I have an urgent announcement regarding the Service Club's activities over summer break. Please contact me at your earliest convenience.
Are you still asleep?
This is Hiratsuka Shizuka. Please call me when you read this message.
Hikigaya-kun, I have an urgent announcement regarding the Service Club's activities over summer break. Please contact me at your earliest convenience.
Are you still asleep?
This is Hiratsuka Shizuka. Please call me when you read this message.
Hikigaya-kun, I have an urgent announcement regarding the Service Club's activities over summer break. Please contact me at your earliest convenience.
Are you still asleep?
Hikigaya-kun, I have an urgent announcement regarding the Service Club's activities
Hikigaya-kun, I have an urgent announcement regarding the Service Club's activities over summer break. Please contact me at your earliest convenience.
Are you still asleep?
Hikigaya-kun, I have an urgent announcement regarding the Service Club's activities over summer break. Please contact me at your earliest convenience.
Are you still asleep?
Hikigaya-kun, I have an urgent announcement regarding the Service Club's activities over summer break. Please contact me at your earliest convenience.
Are you still asleep?
Hikigaya-kun, I have an urgent announcement regarding the Service Club's activities over summer break. Please contact me at your earliest convenience.
Are you still asleep?
Hikigaya-kun, I have an urgent announcement regarding the Service Club's activities over summer break. Please contact me at your earliest convenience.
over summer break.
Please contact me at your earliest convenience.
Hikigaya-kun, I have an urgent announcement regarding the Service Club's activities over summer break. Please contact me at your earliest convenience.
Are you still asleep?
Hikigaya-kun, I have an urgent announcement regarding the Service Club's activities over summer break. Please contact me at your earliest convenience.
Are you still asleep?
I've sent a few texts and called you quite a few times now.
Hikigaya-kun, I have an urgent announcement regarding the Service Club's activities over summer break. Please contact me at your earliest convenience.
Are you still asleep?
I've sent a few texts and called you quite a few times now.
Hikigaya-kun, I have an urgent announcement regarding the Service Club's activities over summer break. Please contact me at your earliest convenience.
Are you still asleep?
I've sent a few texts and called you quite a few times now.
Hikigaya-kun, I have an urgent announcement regarding the Service Club's activities over summer break. Please contact me at your earliest convenience.
Are you still asleep?
I've sent a few texts and called you quite a few times now.
Are you still asleep?
I've sent a few texts and called you quite a few times now.
You've noticed them, haven't you?
Are you still asleep?
I've sent a few texts and called you quite a few times now.
You've noticed them, haven't you?
Are you still asleep?
I've sent a few texts and called you quite a few times now.
You've noticed them, haven't you?
Are you still asleep?
I've sent a few texts and called you quite a few times now.
You've noticed them, haven't you?
Are you still asleep?
I've sent a few texts and called you quite a few times now.
You've noticed them, haven't you?
Are you still asleep?
I've sent a few texts and called you quite a few times now.
You've noticed them, haven't you?
Are you still asleep?
I've sent a few texts and called you quite a few times now.
You've noticed them, haven't you?
Are you still asleep?
I've sent a few texts and called you quite a few times now.
You've noticed them, haven't you?
Are you still asleep?
I've sent a few texts and called you quite a few times now.
You've noticed them, haven't you?
I've sent a few texts and called you quite a few times now.
You've noticed them, haven't you?
I've sent a few texts and called you quite a few times now.
You've noticed them, haven't you?
You've noticed them, right?
You've noticed them, haven't you?
You've noticed them, right?
You've noticed them, haven't you?
You've noticed them, right?
You've noticed them, haven't you?
You've noticed them, right?
You've noticed them, haven't you?
You've noticed them, right?
You've noticed them, haven't you?
You've noticed them, right?
You've noticed them, haven't you?
You've noticed them, right?
You've noticed them, haven't you?
You've noticed them, right?
You've noticed them, haven't you?
You've noticed them, right?
You've noticed them, haven't you?
You've noticed them, right?
Answer the phone.
Wow, she's scary!
怖い 怖いよ
＜平塚先生が結婚できない理由の 一端をかいま見た気がした＞
I think I just caught a glimpse of one reason why Hiratsuka-sensei isn't married yet.
＜あの人 俺のこと どんだけ好きなんだよ＞
How much does that woman love me?
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She's scary. Freaking scary.
＜こえ～よ 怖い＞
Power Off
♪♪～
Regardless, Not Getting a Break Over Summer Break Is Wrong.
（小町）あ～ 夏休みの宿題 終わった～！
I'm finally done with my summer homework!
お疲れ お兄ちゃ～ん
Good job.
Onii-chan, I studied really hard.
小町は すごく頑張って 勉強しました
Yeah, you'd have to.
まあ そうだな 頑張った小町には
I think I deserve a little reward for working so hard.
自分への ごほうびが あっていいと思うのです
Like some office lady from the Marunouchi business district?
お前は丸の内のＯＬか
Whatever, I deserve a reward.
とにかく ごほうびが必要です
だから お兄ちゃんは 小町と一緒に
So you're coming to Chiba with me, Onii-chan.
千葉に行かないと いけないのです
お前の論理 すげえな
Your logic is pretty amazing.
鳥人間コンテスト 優勝できるレベルで飛躍したぞ
You made a jump so big, you could win a birdman rally.
何か欲しいものでも あんのか？
Is there something you want or something?
あんまし高いもんは無理だぞ 財布に４００円しかない
Make sure you keep it cheap.
I've only got 400 yen on me.
That's not even enough for something cheap.
安いのも無理じゃん 別に物が欲しいんじゃないよ
I don't want stuff, anyway.
お兄ちゃんと出かけられれば それで十分だもん
I just want to go out with you, Onii-chan.
Oh, that scored pretty high in my book!
あッ 今の結構 小町的にポイント高い
Could you shut up?
うぜえ… 出かけるのはいいけど着替えろよ
Okay, I'll go out with you. But get changed first.
If I took you out like that, all the guys would turn me into Swiss cheese with their laser eyes.
その格好で外出されたら 俺は道行く男子の目に
レーザーポインター 浴びせにゃならん
おお 今の八幡的にポイント高いよな
Oh, that scored pretty high in my book.
Okay, wow, your siscon level is, like, totally creepy.
いや～ そのシスコンぶりは 正直 キモいけど
I have no idea what you want to do in Chiba,
千葉で何するか知らんが
but I'll go there with you if you want.
一緒に行くくらいなら 別にいいぞ
おおッ！ ありがとう
Wow! Thanks!
All right! You'd better change into something outdoorsy too!
じゃ お兄ちゃんも 動きやすい格好に着替えて
（鼻歌を歌う小町）
And there.
よしと… よ～し レッツゴー！
All right, let's go!
♪♪～ち～ば ちば ちば… うん？
Chiba, Chiba, Chiba!
（平塚）さて 電話に出なかった 言い訳を聞こうか
Now, then.
Care to explain why you never answered your phone?
まあ 無事なら それで結構
Well, fine by me as long as you're alive.
色々と手を回して 君の妹に連絡が取れたので
I had to jump a few fences to reach your sister here,
私も一安心だ
but at least now I can relax.
＜メールといい 安否確認の仕方といい 怖い＞
Those texts, how she confirmed I was live...
Scary.
つ～か 何か用すか 俺 これから千葉…
So? What do you want?
I'm going to Chiba—
千葉に行くんだ まだメール見てなかったのか
Chiba, yeah.
So you haven't read your texts yet?
はあ？ （結衣）ヒッキー 遅いし
Hikky, you're so late!
えッ 何で お前らいんの？
What're you two doing here?
「何で」って部活じゃん
What? We're here for club, obviously.
Yui-san! Yahallo!
結衣さん やっはろー 小町ちゃん やっはろー
Komachi-chan! Yahallo!
Is that greeting a fad or something?
＜その挨拶 はやってんのか バカっぽいからやめろ＞
It sounds stupid. Stop it.
Yukino-san! Yahallo!
雪乃さんも やっはろー やッ…
Ya—
こんにちは 小町さん
Hello, Komachi-san.
I'm glad I could go with you too!
小町も呼んでもらって 嬉しいです
Using my love for my sister to lure me out? You dastardly dogs!
＜妹への愛情を利用して おびき出すとは卑怯な＞
＜でも 一番卑怯なのは妹ですよね＞
But the most dastardly one here was my sister.
≪（戸塚）八幡～！
Hachiman!
No. I had a feeling that this was going to happen,
＜いや 俺は このことを予見して＞
＜あえて おびき出されたふりをした＞
Hachiman!
so I pretended that I had been lured out.
Hachiman!
＜結果オーライ 今日から 神 信じちゃう＞
It's all good. I believe in God starting today.
Totsuka-san! Yahallo!
戸塚さん やっはろー やっはろー
Yeah! Yahallo!
＜何 それ カワイイ もっと はやらせようぜ＞
Oh my God, that was cute.
Let's make it an even bigger fad!
All right, let's go.
では 行こう 早く乗り込みたまえ
Everyone in now.
Hey, why do we need to take the freeway if we're going to Chiba Station?
あの～ 千葉駅行くのに 何で高速乗るんですか？
Let me ask you instead:
逆に聞こう 一体 いつから
When did you come under the delusion that we were going to Chiba Station?
千葉駅に向かうと 錯覚していた？
錯覚も何も 「千葉行く」って言ったら普通…
Delusion? When someone says Chiba, they obviously mean—
You thought we were going to Chiba Station?
千葉駅かと思った？ 残念！ 千葉村でした
Too bad! I meant Chiba Mura!
Haha, sucker!
Haha, SUCKER!
何すか？ そのアレなテンション
Why are you acting like a freak?
う～ん…
思い出した 千葉村って
Hey, I remember now.
中学のとき 自然教室で行ったとこだ
I went to Chiba Mura for science camp back in middle school.
うん？
葉山 やあ ヒキタニ君
Hayama?
Hey there, Hikitani-kun.
お前ら どうして ここに？
What're you doing here?
全員 揃ったようだな えッ？
Looks like you're all here.
君達には しばらくボランティア活動をしてもらう
You guys will be doing some community service for a few days.
ボランティア？
Community service?
奉仕部の合宿を兼ねて
As part of the Service Club's summer camp,
林間学校サポートスタッフとして 働いてもらう
you'll be working as counselors for a kids' summer camp.
[ｽﾋﾟｰｶ]（教師Ａ）最後に 皆さんのお手伝いをしてくれる
Now, say hello to the nice boys and girls who'll be helping us out!
[ｽﾋﾟｰｶ]おにいさん おねえさんに 挨拶しましょう
Hello!
（子供達）よろしくお願いします
[ｽﾋﾟｰｶ]何かあったら いつでも僕達に言ってください
If you ever need anything, just tell us.
[ｽﾋﾟｰｶ]この林間学校で 素敵な思い出を
Let's make as many fun memories as we can during summer camp!
[ｽﾋﾟｰｶ]たくさん つくってください よろしくお願いします
It's gonna be a blast!
あの なぜ 葉山君達までいるんでしょうか
Excuse me, but why are they here too?
人手が足りないから→
I said it'd look good on their records to bait people into volunteering.
Looking for Volunteers Over Summer Break
Join
the Kendo Team!
Hard Tennis Team
At the Tennis Courts Every Friday
内申点をエサに 募集をかけていたのだよ
これもいい機会だろ 君達は別のコミュニティーと
It's a good opportunity for you guys.
You should learn how to live with people from other cliques.
うまくやる術を 身につけた方がいい
Yeah, not happening. We'll never be friends with people like them.
無理ですよ あの辺と仲良くするなんて
≪（平塚）違うよ 仲良くする必要はない
No, you don't need to make friends with them.
「うまくやれ」と言っているんだ
I said to learn how to live with them.
敵対でも無視でもなく
Learn to deal with them smoothly without fighting or ignoring them.
さらっと無難に やり過ごす術を身につけたまえ
That's what it means to adjust to society.
それが 社会に適応するということさ
Now, let the orienteering begin!
[ｽﾋﾟｰｶ]（教師Ａ）では オリエンテーリング スタート
さて 君達の最初の仕事は オリエンテーリングのサポートだ
Okay. Your first job is to help out with the race.
一緒に行動して トラブルのないよう見守ってくれ
Accompany the kids and watch over them to make sure nothing bad happens.
≪（戸部） い～や 小学生 マジ若いわ→
Dude, elementary schoolers are, like, so little, dude!
Doesn't being in high school, like, make you feel like an old geezer?
俺ら高校生とか もうオッサンじゃね？
Hey, quit it.
（優美子）やめて あーしがババアみたいじゃん
You're making me sound like some old hag.
But when I was in elementary school, high schoolers looked so grown-up.
でも 僕が 小学生くらいの頃って
高校生は すごく大人に見えたな
High schoolers look really grown-up to me too!
小町から見ても 高校生って
大人って感じしますよ 兄を除いて
Except my brother.
オイ 俺 メチャクチャ 大人っぽいだろうが
Hey, I'm like a super grown-up!
グチをこぼしたり 汚い嘘ついたり
I complain, tell dirty lies, and play kids for fools!
卑怯なことをしたり
Is that what grown-ups were like to you?
ヒッキーの大人のイメージって そんな悲しいものなんだ
ねえ あの子達 何してるのかしら？
Hey, what are those girls doing?
（女子達）うわ～ 見てこよう
I'll go check.
≪怖いよ～
大丈夫 ただのアオダイショウだよ
Don't worry. It's just a rat snake.
Wow, Onii-san! You're amazing!
（由香）おにいさん すご～い！
How can you touch it?!
（仁美）よく触れるね 平気だよ
It's fine. They don't bite, and they're not poisonous.
噛まないし毒もないから
噛まなくても触りたくないし
I still wouldn't touch one!
（女子達）ねえ～ うん？
Yeah!
はあ… うん？
Just as Stand Users attract other Stand Users,
＜スタンド使いとスタンド使いが ひかれ合うように＞
＜ぼっちは ぼっちを発見する 能力に長けてるらしい＞
loners seem to have an ability to attract other loners as well.
Onii-san, where's the next control point?
（由香）おにいさん チェックポイント どこにあるの
I wonder!
どこだろう （仁美）一緒に探してよ
Let's look for it together!
Well... okay, but just this point.
じゃ ここだけ手伝うよ
でも 他のみんなには内緒な わ～い！
Don't tell anyone else!
Yay!
That's Hayama for you.
＜さすが 葉山 コミュ力高い 秘密の共有も＞
Suave as the Old Spice man.
Keeping mutual secrets must be another technique for dealing with people.
＜人とうまくやるための テクニックなんだろう＞
Onii-chan! This is bad! This is bad!
お兄ちゃん 大変 大変！ どした？
What's wrong?
あのイケメン相手にしたら お兄ちゃんに勝ち目ゼロ
There's no way you can win against that hunk there!
It's a bad sign!
危険信号だよ うるせ ほっとけ
Shut up. Leave me alone.
She might be onto something.
（海老名）確かに大変かもしれない
Huh?
ヒキタニ君 受けオーラすごいし ヘタレ受けって感じだから
Hikitani-kun, you give off a donut vibe, like a loser full of jelly!
The moment Hayama-kun brings the banana, your jelly'll come gushing out!
葉山君に迫られたら 即落ちそう
I... see...
そ… そうか 気をつける
I'll watch my back.
チェックポイント 見つかった？
Find the control point?
（留美）いいえ そっか
No.
Oh, okay.
じゃ みんなで探そう 名前は？
Let's look for it together.
What's your name?
鶴見… 留美
Tsurumi Rumi.
俺は葉山隼人 よろしくね
I'm Hayama Hayato.
Nice to meet you.
あっちの方とか 隠れてそうじゃない？
It might be hidden over there.
見た？ 今の
Did you see that?
He invited her so naturally, it's creepy.
アイツ 超ナチュラルに 誘ったぞ
さりげなく 名前 聞き出してるし
And he casually got her name too.
あなたには一生かかっても できない芸当ね
Something you'd never manage to do if you practiced your whole life.
But I wouldn't call it a very good thing to do.
けれど… あまりいい やり方とは言えないわね
やっぱりね…
See?
小学生でも ああいうの あるもんだな
Guess stuff like that happens in elementary school too.
There's no difference between elementary schoolers and high schoolers.
小学生も高校生も 変わらないわよ
等しく同じ人間なのだから
They're human, all the same.
There. Just like that.
ざっと こんなところだな
何か メチャクチャ 手慣れてますね
You're insanely good at it.
これでも大学時代は よくサークルでバーベキューをしたものさ
I used to throw barbecues with my club a lot back in college.
私が火をつけてる間 カップル達がイチャこら…
While I got the pit ready, the couples'd flirt like—
チッ 気分が悪くなった→
Damn. Now I'm in a bad mood.
男子は火の準備 女子は食材を取りにいきたまえ
Boys, get the fires ready.
Girls, go get the ingredients.
は～い！
Okay!
＜ここで 男女を引き離すのは＞
Are you splitting the boys and girls up out of spite?
＜過去の恨みが入ってませんか 大丈夫ですか＞
Sure you're okay?
まあ 小学６年生の 野外炊飯であることを考えれば
Well, it's the obvious choice for a sixth-grade summer camp.
妥当なメニューね
家カレーだと作る人によって 個性 出るよな
Everyone's family makes curry a little differently.
母ちゃんの作るカレーなんか 色々 入ってて
My mom's curry's got a ton of stuff in it, like fried tofu.
厚揚げとか あるある！
Dude, yeah!
ちくわとか入ってるべ あれ おお…
Mine puts fish cakes in too!
I-I see...
＜いきなり気安くすんなよ 友達なのかと思っちゃうだろ＞
Don't just start talking to me.
I nearly thought you were a friend.
ママカレーって そういうのあるよね
Yeah, my mom does stuff like that too.
This one time, she put these weird leaves in it.
こないだも 変な葉っぱ入っててさ
ウチのママ 結構 ボーっとしてるとこあるからな
Sometimes she makes some pretty crazy mistakes!
その葉っぱって ローリエだったんじゃないかしら
Are you sure those leaves weren't laurier?
What? Lolier?
＜何 ロリエ！？＞
Oh no! There's leaves in the curry!
Lolier-tan
The Curry Fairy
Six-years-old
ふえ～ カレーに葉っぱ 入っちゃったよ～
Just so you know, "laurier" is French for "bay leaf."
念のために 言っておくけれど
ローリエは 月桂樹の葉のことよ
ローリエって ティッシュのことじゃないんだ
Wait, "laurier" didn't mean "tissues"?
あとは 火が通るのを待つだけと
All that's left is waiting for the curry to stew.
暇なら見回って 手伝いでもするかね
If you're not doing anything, go around and help the kids.
まあ 小学生と話す機会なんて そうそうないし
Well, you don't get chances to talk with elementary schoolers every day.
Why not?
行こうか？ 俺 鍋 見てるわ
I'll watch the pot.
Don't worry about that, Hikigaya.
（平塚）気にするな 比企谷
私が見ててやろう
I'll watch it for you.
In Case Of Bears
Bang
カレー 好き？
Do you like curry?
はあ…
Agreed.
＜同感だ ぼっちに声をかけるときは＞
When you talk to a loner, you do it in secret, where no one can see you.
＜あくまで秘密裏に ひそかにやるべきだ＞
＜さらし者にならないように 最大限の配慮をする必要がある＞
You need to take the greatest care so that people don't talk behind their back.
別に カレーに興味ないし
Not really.
I don't care for curry.
＜いい答えだ＞
Good response.
＜好意的に答えれば まわりから 調子乗ってると思われ＞
If you give a happy response, people will think you're showing off.
＜すげなく答えれば 何様 調子乗ってるとなる＞
If you give a brusque response, people will think you're showing off.
＜この場は 戦略的撤退しかない＞
A strategic retreat is the only option you have.
せっかくだし隠し味入れるか 何か入れたいものある人
Why don't we try putting in a secret ingredient?
Anyone want to put something in?
は～い！ はい！
Me! Me! Me!
Me!
私 フルーツがいいと思う 桃とか！
I wanna put fruit in!
Like peaches!
アイツ バカか ホント バカばっか
Is she stupid?
Seriously, they're all so stupid.
まあ 世の中は大概そうだ
Well, that goes for most people in the world.
早く気がついて よかったな
Glad you realized that early in life.
あなたも その大概でしょ
"Most people" also includes you, I presume?
あまり俺をナメるな 大概とか その他大勢の中ですら
Hey, I'm not strictly one of them.
I'm unique enough to float alone in the seas that are "most people."
１人になれる逸材だぞ 俺は
そんなことを そこまで
Unique in the fact that you can take pride in that, I'm sure.
誇らしげに言えるのは あなたくらいでしょうね
あきれるのを通り越して 軽蔑するわ
You're even beyond disgusting. You invite my contempt.
Isn't going above and beyond praiseworthy?
通り越したら尊敬しねえか 普通
Name.
名前 ああ？ 名前が何だよ
Huh? What about a name?
名前を聞いてんの 普通さっきので伝わるでしょ
I'm asking your name.
Wasn't it obvious?
When you ask someone their name, you name yourself first.
人に名前を尋ねるときは まず自分から名乗るものよ
鶴見留美
Tsurumi Rumi.
私は雪ノ下雪乃
I'm Yukinoshita Yukino.
そこのは ヒキ… ヒキガ…
And this person is...
Hiki...
Hikiga...
ヒキガエル君だったかしら
Hikigay-kun, I believe?
何で 俺の小４の頃のあだ名 知ってんだよ
Hey, how do you know my fourth-grade nickname?
最後の方は「ヒキ」も取れて ただの「カエル」と呼ばれていた
They even dropped the "Hiki" and just called me "Gay" in the end.
《≪（子供Ａ） カエル もう カエルのかよ》
Hey, Gay! Gaying home already?
《≪（子供達）ギャハハ…》
比企谷八幡だ
I'm Hikigaya Hachiman.
で これが由比ヶ浜結衣な
And this is Yuigahama Yui.
You were Tsurumi Rumi-chan, right?
鶴見… 留美ちゃんだよね？ よろしくね
I hope we can get along.
何か… そっちの２人は 違う感じする
You two are kind of different.
From those other people.
あの辺の人達と
私も違うの あの辺と
I'm different too.
From those people.
「違う」って 何が？
Different? What do you mean?
みんな ガキなんだもん
They're all such kids.
だから 別に１人でもいいかなって
So I thought maybe being alone wouldn't be so bad.
Memories of friends from elementary school are kinda important, dontcha think?
でも 小学生のときの友達とか 思い出って大事だと思うな
思い出とかいらない
I don't need memories.
中学入れば よそから来た人と 友達になればいいし
I can just make friends with people from other schools when I get into middle school.
残念だけど そうはならないわ
Unfortunately, that won't happen.
Those girls who point and laugh at you are going to the same middle school, aren't they?
あなたを仲間はずれにしてる子も 同じ中学へ進学するのでしょ
That means the same thing will happen.
なら 同じことが起きるだけよ 今度は その
And those people from other schools will join in.
よそから来た人とやらも 一緒になって
I guess you're right.
やっぱり… そうなんだ→
ホント バカみたいなことしてた
I was just so stupid.
何があったの？
What happened?
誰かをハブるのは 何回かあって
This isn't the first time they've shunned someone.
けど そのうち終わるし
But it usually ends pretty quick, and they start talking to them again.
そしたら また話したりする→
いつも誰かが言い出して→
Someone always makes the suggestion,
何となく みんな そういう雰囲気になんの→
and everyone kind of just goes with it.
そんなことしてたら いつの間にか→
I'd go along with it too.
But before I knew it, this time, I'm the one getting shunned.
今度は 私がそうなってた
別に… 何かしたわけじゃないのに→
I didn't do anything wrong, either.
中学でも こんなふうに なっちゃうのかな？
Is this how it's going to be in middle school too?
大丈夫かな？
Think she'll be okay?
ふむ… 何か心配事かね？
Are you worried about something?
ちょっと 孤立しちゃってる子がいたので
There's this girl who's always alone.
かわいそうだよね～
I kinda feel sorry for her.
No. They don't understand what the problem is.
＜違う 問題の本質を理解していない＞
＜孤立すること １人でいること自体は＞
Being alone is perfectly fine.
＜別にいいんだ 問題なのは＞
The problem is that she's forced to be alone due to others' ill will.
＜悪意によって 孤立させられてることだ＞
So? What do you want to do about it?
それで 君達はどうしたい？
俺は可能な範囲で 何とかしてあげたいです
I want to do whatever I can to change it.
「可能な範囲で」 …ね
Whatever you can do? I see.
You can't do it.
あなたでは無理よ そうだったでしょ
You couldn't before.
Yukinoshita, what about you?
雪ノ下 君は？ これは
「奉仕部の合宿も兼ねてる」と 言っていましたが
You said that this was part of the Service Club's summer camp.
Would her case be included as part of the club activities?
彼女の案件も 活動内容に含まれますか
林間学校のサポートボランティアを 部活動の一環としたわけだ
Working as this summer camp's counselors is part of your summer camp.
原理原則からいえば その範ちゅうに入れてもよかろう
Logically speaking, you can argue that it is.
I see.
そうですか では 彼女が助けを求めるなら
Then if she asks for our help, we will do whatever it takes to solve her problem.
あらゆる手段をもって 解決に努めます
And is she asking for your help?
（平塚）で 助けは 求められてるのかね
それは 分かりませ… ゆきのん
We won't know—
Yukinon.
あの子さ 言いたくても 言えないんじゃないかな
I don't think she'd ask even if she wants to.
留美ちゃん 言ってたじゃん 「自分も同じことしてた」って
Rumi-chan said she did the same thing too.
So she might think it's unfair if she got help, since no one else did.
だから 自分だけ助けてもらうのは 許せないんじゃないかな
みんな たぶん そう 話しかけたくても
I think it's the same for the other girls too.
Even if they want to talk to and get along with her,
仲良くしたくても そうできない環境ってあるんだよ
sometimes the circumstances just don't work out right.
反対の者は いるかね？
Anyone opposed?
よろしい
Good.
では どうしたらいいか 君達で考えたまえ→
You guys can think about what you'll do.
私は寝る
I'm going to sleep.
つ～かさ あの子 結構 カワイイし
But, like, she's cute. Why can't she just hang out with, like, another cute girl?
他のカワイイ子と つるめばよくない
試しに話しかけて みんじゃん
She could, like, try talking to one of them, right?
仲良くなるじゃん 余裕じゃん
Then they'd, like, be friends, right?
Like, easy, right?
それだわ！ 優美子 さえてるわ～
Dude, that's awesome! Yumiko, you're a genius!
ふん… だっしょ？
Like, totally!
それは 優美子だからできるんだよ
That's something only you could do, Yumiko.
足がかりをつくるって意味では 優美子の言うことは正しいな
As far as making a foothold goes, Yumiko's got the right idea.
けど 今の状況下だと そもそも
But based on the situation, it might be hard just getting someone to talk to her.
話しかけるハードルが 高いかもしれない
≪（優美子）そっか～ はい
Oh, right.
Here.
（葉山）姫菜 言ってみて
Hina, you've got an idea?
She'll be fine.
大丈夫 趣味に生きればいいんだよ
She can just live for her hobbies.
趣味に打ち込んでると イベントとか行くようになって
When people really get into their hobbies, they start going to meet-ups and cons.
She'll find all sorts of companions.
色々 交友広がるでしょ きっと 本当の
I'm sure she'll find where she really belongs too.
自分の居場所みたいなのが 見つかると思う→
She'll realize that school isn't the only thing in life.
学校だけが全てじゃないって 気づくよね
I made friends thanks to the slash scene!
私はＢＬで友達ができました！ はあ！？
Huh?!
ホモが嫌いな女子なんていません だから
There are no girls in this world that hate homos!
So I'm sure you'll understand too, Yukinoshita—
雪ノ下さんも… ≪（葉山）優美子→
Yumiko.
姫菜と一緒に お茶取ってきて ＯＫ
Could you go get some tea with Hina?
Okay.
Come on, Ebina. Let's go.
ほらほら 海老名 行くよ ああッ！
Wait! I'm not done spreading the slash gospel!
まだ 布教の途中なのに！
やっぱり みんなで仲良くできる 方法を考えないと
Wait! Hold on! Wait!
I don't think we'll solve anything unless we find a way to make everyone friends again.
解決にならないか ふッ… みんなね
Heh. Everyone, huh?
そんなことは不可能よ
That's impossible.
ひとかけらの 可能性もないわ
There isn't even a remote chance of it happening.
ちょっと 雪ノ下さん アンタ 何 何が
Hey, Yukinoshita-san, what's up with you?
What do you mean?
せっかく みんなで仲良くやろうってのに
We were, like, thinking about making everyone friends.
Why do you have to, like, say that?
何で そういうこと言うわけ
Like, I totally don't like you much, but I'm putting up with you because we're, like, on a trip here.
別に アンタのこと全然 好きじゃないけど
旅行だから我慢してんじゃん まあまあ 優美子
Wait, wait, Yumiko...
My. It seems your impression of me is better than I thought.
あら 意外に 好印象だったのね
As for me, I hate you.
私は あなたのこと 嫌いだけれど
Yukinon, hold it in!
ゆきのんも抑えて抑えて
でも 留美ちゃん 性格キツそうですから
But Rumi-chan's got a pretty strong personality.
It might be hard for her to just blend in.
溶け込むのは 難しいかもですね
Yeah, you're right. Kind of like she's disinterested, or disillusioned.
確かに少し冷めてるというか 冷たい感じはあるな
冷たいっつ～か 超上から目線なだけじゃないの
Disillusioned? More like she's looking down on everyone.
まわり見下したような 態度取ってっから
She got shunned because she, like, acts all, like, holier-than-thou.
ハブられるんでしょ 誰かさんみたいに
Just like someone else here.
I believe you're just being paranoid.
それは あなた達の被害妄想よ
劣っているという 自覚があるから
You simply feel you're being looked down upon because you're aware that you're inferior.
見下されてると 感じるだけでは？
Look, it's because you kept talking like that—
あんさ～ そういうこと言ってっから
Yumiko, stop.
優美子 やめろ フン！
Hmph!
あッ…
八… 幡
Hachiman...
I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight.
＜こりゃ 寝れる気がしねえな＞
うん？
Huh?
（「きらきら星」の鼻歌を歌う 雪乃）
誰！？
Who's there?
俺だよ 誰？
Me.
Who are you?
何で さっきと同じ 問いなんだよ
Hey, I think we just went over this.
一応 顔見知りだろうが
And I think you've seen me before.
こんな時間にどうしたの 永眠はしっかり取った方がいいわ
What are you doing up at this hour?
You should go back to your eternal slumber.
優しさに見せかけた死の宣告 やめてくんない
Could you not tell me to die while acting all nice?
星でも見てたのか？
Out stargazing?
ちょっと 三浦さんが 突っかかってきてね
Miura-san and I had a little conflict.
３０分ほどかけて論破して 泣かせてしまった
I spent thirty minutes refuting her arguments and made her cry.
気まずくなって 出てきたのか
So you couldn't stay in the cabin, and you came out here.
まさか泣いてしまうとは 思わなかったから
I didn't think she would cry.
とりあえず 由比ヶ浜さんが なぐさめてくれてるわ
Yuigahama-san is consoling her at the moment.
さしもの雪ノ下も 涙には弱いのか
So even the great Yukinoshita can't bear to see someone cry?
＜何だよ 俺も今度からワンワン泣こう＞
Holy crap. I'll start crying my eyes out next time.
あの子のこと 何とかしなければね
I need to do something for that girl.
You're getting pretty motivated for a girl you don't know.
知らん子のために やけに やる気だな
今までだって 知らない人ばかりだったわ
All the people I've helped were people I didn't know.
私は知己の仲だからって 手を差し伸べるわけではないもの
I don't only reach out to people that I know.
それに… 由比ヶ浜さんと どこか似てる気がしない？
And don't you think that girl is like Yuigahama-san in a way?
そうか？ たぶん…
Really?
I think Yuigahama-san may have experienced something like it before.
由比ヶ浜さんにも ああいう経験が あるんじゃないかと思ったのよ
それと…
And...
たぶん 葉山君もずっと気にしている
I think it's still bothering Hayama-kun.
お前 葉山と何かあんの？
Is there something between you and Hayama?
小学校が同じだけよ それと親同士が知り合い
We went to the same elementary school. That's all.
And our parents know each other.
彼の父親がウチの会社の 顧問弁護士をしてるの
His father is a legal advisor for my family's company.
へえ しかし 家ぐるみの 付き合いってのも大変そうだな
Really?
Dealing with people because of your family sounds like it sucks.
そうなのでしょうね
It does, I'm sure.
えらい他人事だな
Like you don't have to deal with them.
そういった外向きの場に出るのは 姉の役割だから
Anything involving the family's reputation is my sister's job.
As for me...
私は… 代役でしかないの
I'm just a replacement.
（風の音）
それでも 今日は来られてよかったわ
Regardless, I'm glad I could come here today.
無理だと思っていたから
I thought I'd never be able to.
はあ？ 何で？
Huh? Why not?
そろそろ戻るわ そうか… じゃあな
I think I'll go back.
Okay. See you.
ええ おやすみなさい
Good night.
♪♪～
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Exorcist stories can do it for me too!
Exorcist stories can do it for me too
Next time:
One Day, They Shall Learn the Truth.
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