Hey, wake up.
≪（戸塚）ねえ 起きて 起きてよ 八幡
Wake up, Hachiman.
（比企谷）うん…
＜えッ… えッ？＞
＜まさか これは朝チュンか 朝チュンなのか？＞
Is this a good morning kiss?
Is it?!
（戸塚）やっと起きた みんな先に行ったよ
Oh, you're awake!
It's a...
Everyone's already at the cafeteria.
早くしないと 朝ごはんの時間 終わっちゃうよ
We'll miss breakfast if we don't hurry.
そうか 俺 合宿来てたんだったな
Oh, right.
We're at summer camp.
夏休み 不規則な生活してるでしょ おう
You've been vegging out all summer, haven't you?
Huh? Yeah.
運動とか全然してないでしょ？ 今度テニスしようよ
You haven't gotten any exercise at all, huh?
Let's play tennis together one day!
おう そのうち適当に連絡くれ
Sure. Just call me whenever you want to.
うん それじゃ八幡のアドレス
Okay!
Then...
Would you mind giving me your number?
教えてもらってもいいかな？
＜暇つぶし機能付き目覚まし時計 としか扱っていない＞
Until now, I've only used this phone as an alarm clock with a time-killing feature,
＜俺の携帯に ついに 戸塚のメールアドレスが…＞
but now it's going to have Totsuka's number too?!
≪（戸塚）えッ 八幡 何泣いてるの？
Huh? Hachiman, why are you crying?
試しに送ってみるね
I'll text you just to check.
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ああッ 八幡 どうしたの 大丈夫？
Hachiman?!
What's wrong? Are you okay?
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Okay, here's the schedule for today.
（平塚）さて 今日の予定だ→
夜に肝試しと キャンプファイアをやる予定だ→
We're doing a test of courage followed by a bonfire.
昼間 小学生達は自由行動なので その間に準備をしてくれ
The kids'll be on free time during the day.
You guys get everything ready in the meantime.
キャンプファイアすか
A bonfire, huh?
（結衣）フォークダンスやるやつだ
Like the thing where you dance in a circle?
（小町）おお ベントラーベントラーとか 踊るんですね
Oh, like, the "Ventura, Ventura"?
（雪乃）オクラホマミキサーと 言いたいのかしら
I think you mean the "Oklahoma Mixer."
At least you got the article right.
最後の長音しか合っていない 大して変わんねえだろ
Not much of a difference.
相手にすんのは 宇宙人みたいなもんだし
Anyone who'd dance with me's got to be an alien.
Hachiman, that's mean.
八幡 言い方がひどいよ 違うんだ
No.
俺にも言い分はあるんだ
I've got my reasons.
小学生のときのキャンプファイア
We had a bonfire back in elementary school.
《別に手つながなくてもいいよね》
We don't need to hold hands, do we?
それ以降の女子も それに倣えで
All the girls after that said the same.
俺は一人 エアオクラホマミキサーだった
So I ended up doing the "Air Oklahoma Mixer."
≪（平塚）比企谷 目が腐っているぞ→
Hikigaya, your eyes are rotting.
まあ その目なら お化け役にはピッタリか
Well, I guess that'll come in handy when you play a ghost.
肝試し 俺らが脅かす役っすか？
So we're in charge of scaring for the test of courage?
お化けの仮装セットは 置いてあるそうだ→
They said they've got monster costumes.
Split up and get everything ready.
手分けして やってくれ ≪（生徒達）は～い
Okay!
（戸部）せい～ッ！
おいしょ…
Okay...
こうして一人で 黙々と木を積んでいくと
Alone, stacking up wood quietly...
まるでジェンガみたいだな
Just like playing Jenga.
（葉山）えッ ジェンガって 一人で遊べるの？
You can play Jenga alone?
What? It wasn't single-player?
＜何 違うの？＞
できた
Done.
ほら 一人で組み立てるから 面白いんだろ ジェンガ
See? Jenga's fun because you build it all yourself.
違うのか？
Am I right, or what?
違う… のか？
Am I right... or what?
暑い
Too hot.
暑い 暑い…
Too hot.
おッ なんか いい感じだな
This looks like a nice place.
冷た～い
Hey, it's cold!
あッ お兄ちゃんだ
Hey, it's my brother!
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Hikky?!
Come on! Over here!
Come on!
お～い 何してんの お前ら
What're you doing?
つ～か なんで水着なの？
And... why are you in swimsuits?
平塚先生が 川で遊べるって言ったから
Hiratsuka-sensei said we could play in the river, so...
Forget about that! Check out my new swimsuit!
そんなことより新しい水着だよ ほら→
Look!
ほら ほら～
Look!
は～い 感想は？ うん？ そうだな
Well, what do you think?
Huh? Yeah.
世界一 かわいいよ ≪（小町）わあ 適当だな
Cutest in the world.
Wow, totally thought through.
じゃあ じゃあ 結衣さんは？ ちょっ… 小町ちゃん
Then what about Yui-san's?
Wait, Komachi-chan?!
ひゃあ…
え～と…
Um, well...
その なんだ… いい感じだな
Uh, yeah... Pretty nice.
似合ってるし
Looks good on you.
そうか… ありがとう
O-Okay. Thanks.
＜いかん 自然と 目が引き寄せられてしまう＞
Crap. My eyes are getting drawn in by some natural force.
So this is the law AAAAAAAof universal boobitation?
Newton, AAAllAAold boob, you knew your stuff.
My, worshipping the river now, are we?
あら 川に向かって土下座？ そんなわけ…
Of course n—
Oh, so you came too, Hikigaya?
なんだ 比企谷も来ていたのか
平塚先生 やればできるじゃないですか
Good job, Hiratsuka-sensei.
アラサーって言っても 通じますよ…
Anyone'd believe you're around 30—
（平塚）私は まだ立派なアラサーだ
I am around 30.
（優美子）秋葉原とか 行くんじゃないの？
So you don't, like, go to Akihabara?
No way! We go to Ikebukuro!
（海老名）違う違う 池袋よ 池袋 全然違うから→
They're completely different!
大体 場所が全然違うでしょ 秋葉原は山の手の右…
Like, they're completely different places!
Akihabara's downtown, and Ikebukuro's uptown!
フッ 勝った
So Akihabara's the donut to Ikebukuro's banana!
I win.
まあ ほら お前の姉ちゃんは ああだから
Understand?
Well, your sister's got it going for her, so you can probably count on those genes.
お前も遺伝子的には 期待できると思うぜ
姉さんが何か関係あるの？
What does my sister have to do with anything?
Don't worry!
大丈夫ですよ 女の子の価値は そこで決まらないですし
They don't decide a woman's worth, and everyone's different!
個人差ありますし 小町は雪乃さんの味方ですよ
I'm on your side, Yukino-san!
はあ… どうもありがとう
I see...
Thank you?
姉さん？ 遺伝？
My sister?
Genes?
価値？ 個人差？
Worth?
Different?
あッ…
別に本当に 全く気にしていないけれど
I wasn't concerned about them whatsoever,
外見的特徴で 人の評価が決まるのなら
but if you intend to pass judgment on one's appearance,
you should make judgments based not on a single portion,
相対的になされるべきで 一部ではなく全体のバランスが対象に
but on the balance of their full figure.
雪ノ下 まだ諦めるような時間じゃない
Yukinoshita, it's too early to give up.
（にぎやかな笑い声）
≪（小町）そ～れ！
Come on, Komachi-chan!
もう 小町ちゃんったら もうビチョビチョだよ
I'm all soaked now!
戸塚に水かけたかったな
I wish I could splash water on Totsuka.
おう
Hey.
（留美）なんで一人なの？
Why are you alone?
I didn't bring my trunks.
水着持ってきてねえんだよ お前は？
You?
今日 自由行動なんだって
We're on free time today.
朝ごはん終わって部屋戻ったら 誰もいなかった
When I got back to the cabin after breakfast, no one was there.
あの 留美ちゃんも一緒に遊ばない？
Um...
Rumi-chan, why don't you play with us?
そっか
Okay...
ねえ 八幡はさ 呼び捨てかよ
Hey, Hachiman.
"Hey" is for horses.
八幡 小学校のときの友達っている？
Hachiman, do you have friends from elementary school?
いない たぶん大体 みんな そうだぜ
No.
I'll bet that goes for everyone.
だから ほっといていい あいつら 卒業したら一人も会わないぞ
So just forget about them.
Once you graduate, you'll never see them again.
それはヒッキーだけでしょ
That only goes for you, Hikky.
私も 会ってないわ
I haven't seen anyone from mine, either.
留美ちゃん この人達が特殊なだけだからね
Rumi-chan, these two are kinda unique cases, so...
特殊で何が悪い 英語で言えばスペシャルだ
What's wrong with being unique?
It's a synonym for "special."
なんか優れてるっぽいだろ
Don't I sound awesome?
Interesting how language works.
日本語の妙よね 由比ヶ浜
Yuigahama.
お前 小学校の同級生で 今でも会うやつ 何人いる？
How many people do you still talk to from elementary school?
Huh?
えッ？ う～ん 一人か二人かな
Like, one or two?
お前の学年 何人いた？
How many kids were in your year?
３０人 ３クラスだけど
Three classes, thirty each.
That means that the probability of still being friends five years down the line
ということは 卒業の５年後も 友達やってる確率は
３パーセントから６パーセント ってところだ
is 3 to 6 percent.
八方美人の由比ヶ浜ですら この確率だぞ
She looks attractive from all 360 degrees, which makes her odds better than most.
美人？ エヘヘ
"Attractive"?
由比ヶ浜さん 別に 褒められているわけではないわ
Yuigahama-san, that wasn't meant as a compliment.
Listen. Most people don't look attractive from all 360 degrees.
いいか？ 常人の場合は八方美人じゃなく
何となく 二方美人くらいだろうから
At most, they've got 90 degrees going for them.
４で割ったら大体１パーセントだ
So, dividing by 4, you've got about a 1% chance.
１パーセントなんて誤差だ 切り捨てていい
1% is within error. Not happening.
四捨五入という名ゼリフを 知らないのかよ
You know the rules: 4 rounds down; 5 rounds up.
でも １パーセントでいいって 考えると少しは気が楽かもね
But still, if you consider 1% good enough, then it's a bit of a relief.
みんなと仲よくって やっぱり しんどいときあるし
Sometimes, getting along with everyone is, like, a lot of work.
≪（留美）でも お母さんは納得しない→
But my mom wouldn't like that.
いつも 友達と仲よくしてるかって 聞いてくるし→
She always asks if I'm getting along with my friends.
林間学校も たくさん写真 撮ってきなさいって デジカメ…
She wanted me to take a lot of pictures with them over summer camp, so she gave me this camera.
そう…
I see.
And when they're shunning you, you feel like you really are at the bottom.
それに シカトされると 自分が一番下なんだなって感じる
ちょっと嫌だな 惨めっぽい
I don't really like it.
It's kinda miserable.
でも もう どうしようもないし
But... I can't do anything about that.
なぜ？
Why not?
（留美）私 見捨てちゃったし→
I did the same to the others.
I can't get along with them anymore.
もう仲よくできない→
Even if I try, I don't know when they'll do it again.
仲よくしても また いつ こうなるか分かんないし→
So I thought, maybe, it'd be okay to stop trying.
なら このままでいいかなって
＜そうか この子は もう見限ったのだ＞
I see.
This girl's already given up.
＜自分が変われば 世界が変わるというが＞
They say the world changes when you change,
＜そんなことはない＞
but that's not true.
People judge others based on stereotypes and impressions.
＜人が人を評価するのは 固定観念と印象だ＞
＜ぼっちは ぼっちであることを 強要される＞
Loners will be judged as loners forever.
If you try to do something and stand out,
＜何かを頑張って目立てば 攻撃の材料にされるだけ＞
they'll just use it to bring you down.
＜それが 子供の王国の腐りきったルール＞
It's an iron rule of the rotten society of children.
惨めなのは嫌か？
You don't like being miserable?
うん
Yeah.
肝試し 楽しいといいな
Hope you have fun at the test of courage.
あッ…
ヒッキー？ どうしたの ヒッキー
Hikky?
Where're you going, Hikky?
＜問題＞
Problem:
＜世界は変わりません 自分は変えられます＞
The world will never change.
You can change yourself.
＜さて どう変わりますか？＞
How will you change?
＜答え＞
Answer:
Become the god of a new world.
＜新世界の神になる＞
They said "monsters" for the test of courage, right?
確か 肝試しのお化けって言ったよな
何 この安っぽいコスプレ
This's, like, some cheap cosplay.
Upon Takamagahara!
たか～まが～はら～に～
無駄に本格的だな
Aren't you taking this a little too seriously?
私 陰陽師ものもいけるクチだから ど～まん せ～まん…
I can get off on exorcist stories too!
Abe no Seimei! Ashiya Douman!
そうですか
I see.
Do wizards count as monsters?
魔法使いって お化けかな
まあ 大きいくくりだと お化けなんじゃないか？
In a wide sense of the term, I guess you could call them monsters.
But it's not that scary, right?
Demons begone! Demons begone!
でも 怖くないよね いや 怖いぞ 大丈夫だ
No, it's scary. Don't worry.
＜本当に怖い このまま迷わず 戸塚ルートに入ってしまいそうで＞
Seriously scary.
I could almost jump on the Totsuka route without hesitation.
＜ほんとに怖い＞
I'm scared for myself.
Onii-chan, Onii-chan!
お兄ちゃん うん？
Ta-da!
ジャーン 何それ 化け猫？
What's that?
A catwoman?
Probably.
たぶん よく分かんないけど かわいいから何でもいいかなって
No idea, but, like, it's cute, so whatever.
＜何鑑定してるんだ？＞
What was that nod for?
It looks very good on you.
よく似合っているわ ありがとうございます
Thank you so much!
That kimono looks almost too fitting.
お前 無駄に着物似合うな マジで雪女っぽい
Like a real snow woman.
比企谷君も似合っているわよ ゾンビ姿
Likewise, Hikigaya-kun.
You make quite the zombie.
Your rotting eyes could give Hollywood a run for its money.
目の腐り方なんてハリウッド級ね
I'm not wearing makeup or a costume.
俺はノーメイク ノーチェンジだけどな
忙しいやっちゃな お前は
Looking pretty busy there.
あッ ヒッキー
Oh, Hikky.
Um...
その… どう？
What do you think?
少しでも似合ってなかったら はっきり言うし
If you didn't look good, I'd tell you straight up and make fun of you like crazy.
すげえバカにしてるところ だったんだけどな
I'm disappointed that I can't.
そうできなくて残念だ えッ？ えっと…
Huh?
Um...
Oh!
ほう 素直に褒めればいいのに バーカ
Why couldn't you just say so, big dummy!
Onii-chan shows his love by being perverse.
お兄ちゃんは ひねデレてるな 変な造語を作んな
Hey, don't make stuff up.
それで くだんの問題 どうするの？
So, how are we going to solve the problem?
留美ちゃんが みんなと話すしかないのかもな
I think Rumi-chan needs to talk to the other girls.
Rumi-chan might get beaten down if she tries, though.
たぶん それだと留美ちゃんが みんなに責められちゃうよ
Then what if she talks to them one at a time?
じゃあ 一人ずつ話し合えば… 同じだよ
Nothing will change.
They might play nice when she's around, but they'll act the same way behind her back.
その場では いい顔しても 裏で また始まる
Girls are a lot scarier than you think, Hayato-kun.
女の子って 隼人君が思ってるより ずっと怖いよ
マジ？ 超怖え
Seriously? That's, like, totally scary.
Hey, I've got an idea.
なあ 俺に考えがあるんだが
ろくな考えではなさそうね
It doesn't sound like a good idea.
Hey, listen to it first.
まあ 聞け せっかくの肝試しだ これを利用するにかぎる
We've got a test of courage coming up.
We should use it.
どう利用するの？
And how?
人間関係に悩みを抱えるなら
If your problem is due to human relationships,
then if you destroy those human relationships, your problem's gone.
それ自体を壊してしまえば 悩むことはなくなる
If everyone's a loner, there won't be war or suffering.
みんなが ぼっちになれば 争いも もめ事も起きない
よ～し
All right...
The next group to go will be this one!
じゃあ 次に出発するのは この班だ！
（児童達）キャーッ
ス… スタートしたら→
Y-You go down this road and bring back a talisman from the shrine in the woods.
森の奥にある祠から お札を取ってきてください
キャーッ
ガオーッ 食べちゃうぞ！
Rawr!
I'm gonna eat you!
アハハハ ウオーッ オーッ
なんか私 バカみたい
I feel like a total idiot.
そろそろだな
It's about time.
うん？ あッ…
Huh?
あッ…
ひゃッ ああ 俺 俺
Hey, it's me.
えッ 比企谷… 君？
Hikigaya-kun?
幽霊かと思ったわ 目が死んでいたから
I thought you were a ghost.
Your eyes were dead.
I see.
そうですか それで 計画のほうは？
How is the plan going?
開始の合図だ
Komachi Here they go!
There's the signal.
And the last group to go will be this one!
さあ そして最後に出るのは この班だ！
キャーッ
ああ…
Oh hey, it's the counselors!
（ヨッコ）あッ お兄さん達だ （仁美）超普通の格好してる
They're wearing normal clothes!
Totally lame!
（由香）ださ～ （森ちゃん）肝試し 全然怖くないし
This test of courage isn't scary at all!
You're in high school but you're stupid!
≪（由香）高校生なのに頭悪～い
ああ？ 何タメ口利いてんだよ
Huh?
The hell ya think yer sayin'?
≪（優美子）ちょっと あんたら 調子乗ってんじゃないの？
Hey, aren't you, like, getting totally full of yourselves?
It's not like we're your friends, you know.
別に あーしら あんたらの友達じゃないんだけど
And, like, did I hear one of you, like, making fun of us?
つ～かさ さっき 超バカにしてたやつ いるよね
あれ言ったの 誰？
Who was that?
ごめんなさい
I'm sorry.
誰が言ったか聞いてんの
I asked who it was.
Y'all think I'm a retard?
なめてんのか ああ おい？ やっちゃえ やっちゃえ
Do it! Do it!
ここで礼儀を教えとくのも あーしらの仕事っていうの？
Teaching 'em respect's, like, part of our job, right?
葉山さん こいつら やっちゃっていいっすか？
Hayama-san, mind if we rough 'em up?
こうしよう 半分は見逃してやる
How about this?
We'll let two of you go.
あとの半分は ここに残れ→
The other three stay here.
誰が残るか 自分達で決めていいぞ
You decide who stays and who goes.
すいませんでした （葉山）謝ってほしいんじゃない→
We're really sorry!
I don't want an apology.
I want three of you.
半分残れって言ったんだ 選べよ えッ…
Now decide.
ねえ 聞こえなかったの それとも 聞こえてて無視してんの？
Hey, you can, like, hear him, right?
Or are you ignoring him on purpose?
Hurry up and decide, ladies. Who's stayin'?
早くしろよ 誰が残るんだよ お前か？ おい
You? You staying?
鶴見…→
Tsurumi.
あんた 残りなさいよ
You stay.
Y-Yeah, you stay.
≪（仁美）そう そうだよ
ここからが あなたの狙いなのね ああ
This was what you wanted, isn't it?
Yeah.
鶴見留美を取り巻く 人間関係をぶっ壊す
We pummel the relationships surrounding Tsurumi Rumi into dust.
《人間 本当に怖い思いをしたら》
When humans are truly and utterly scared,
《人のことなんて 考えていられない》
they won't give a damn about anyone else.
They'll do anything to survive, even sacrifice others around them.
《周りの人間を犠牲にしてでも 助かろうとしたがる》
If they each see how unsightly the others are,
《そんな醜い部分をさらしたら もう仲よくなんてできない》
they'll never be able to be friends again.
《そうやって連中を バラバラにしてやればいい》
We just need to split them apart.
But I don't think that'll solve the problem.
《それだと問題は 解決しないんじゃないのか？》
True, but we can alleviate it.
《でも 問題の解消はできる》
《＜逃げちゃダメなんて 強者の考え方でしかない＞》
Only the strong think they can't run away.
《＜いつも自分が悪い なんてことはない＞》
It's not always your own fault.
Humanity, society, the world around you...
《＜社会が 世の中が 周囲が＞》
《＜誰かが間違っていることだって たくさんある＞》
Someone else is wrong in plenty of cases.
《＜自分は変えられる なんてのは＞》
"I can change," means adjusting to that trashy, cold-hearted, and cruel world.
《＜そのゴミみたいな 冷淡で残酷な世界に順応して＞》
《＜負けを認めて隷属する行為だ＞》
It means admitting defeat and subordination.
It's a euphemism you use to deceive even yourself.
《＜きれいな言葉で飾って 自分すら だましている欺瞞にすぎない＞》
《そういう考え方か 彼女が君を 気にかける理由が少し分かったよ》
Is that how you see the world?
I can see why she's concerned about you.
《＜彼女？＞》
She?
《ＯＫ それでいこう》
Okay, let's go with that.
《ただし 俺は みんなが一致団結して》
But I'm betting on the chance that they'll deal with it by coming together.
《対処する可能性にかけてだ》
《根は いい子達だと思うんだよ》
I think they're good at heart.
さあ あと二人だ 早くしろ
Now then. Two more.
Hurry it up.
由香が さっき あんなこと言わなければ…
You shouldn't've said that earlier, Yuka!
由香のせいじゃん そうだよね
It's your fault, Yuka!
That's right!
違う 仁美が最初に言ったのに
No!
You started it, Hitomi!
私 何も言ってない 何も悪くない 森ちゃんの態度が悪かったの
I never said anything!
It's not my fault!
Mori-chan's the one with the bad attitude!
えッ？ 森ちゃん いつもそう→
What?!
You're always like that.
You're like that with the teacher too!
先生とかにも そうだし 普段のことなんて関係ないでしょ
What's that got to do with this?!
Stop it!
やめようよ みんなで謝ろうよ
Let's just apologize!
I hate girls who think crying'll get them out of anything.
あーし 泣けばいいと思ってる女が 一番嫌いだから
３０秒だけ待ってやる あと二人 早く選べ
You've got 30 seconds.
Two more. Now decide.
チクッたら どうなるか 分かってんべ？ 顔覚えたかんな
You know what'll happen if you tattle, right?
We know your faces.
残り２０秒
20 seconds.
Yuka has to stay!
やっぱ由香だよ 由香 残んなよ
Yeah, Yuka, you stay!
Yeah, I agree!
私も それがいいと思う
ほら 行きなよ ちょっと押さないでよ！
Come on, go!
Hey, don't push me!
Yuka!
由香 ごめん でも しょうがないから
Sorry.
But one of us has to!
ああッ
あと一人 ヒッ
One more.
１０ ９ ８…
10, 9, 8...
＜あとは＞
Now all we need to do is pop out and say, "Haha, suckers! Gotcha!"
＜なんちゃってドッキリでした～ と出ていけば それでＯＫだ＞
Wait!
待って 何だよ
What was that for?!
あれ ああ？
Look.
4, 3, 2, 1—
４ ３ ２ １…
あの！
Um...
うわッ
（留美）こっち 急いで！
This way!
Run!
ちょっ… 目が
Ow... My eyes...
Dude, what was that?
何だ 今のは？ デジカメのフラッシュか
The flash on her camera?
あの子が みんなを助けたってこと なのかしら
Does that mean she saved the girls?
Maybe they were all really friends?
本当は仲よかったのかな？
They couldn't stay friends without screwing one of them over.
誰かをおとしめないと 仲よくしてられないようなのが
No chance in hell they were friends.
本物なわけねえだろ
Oh, yeah.
そうか そうだよね
You're right.
けど 偽物だって分かってて
But...
She knew they weren't really friends,
それでも手を差し伸べたいって 思ったなら
yet she still wanted to save them.
At the very least, she's a real friend.
そいつは本物なんだろう きっと
≪（平塚）危ない橋を渡ったな
You took a slippery slope there.
一歩間違えれば 問題になっていたかもしれない
One wrong step, and there would've been trouble.
はあ すいません
I see.
Sorry.
責めてはいない
I'm not saying you did the wrong thing.
むしろ時間もない中で よくやったと思っているよ
In fact, I'm impressed you got so much accomplished in such a short time.
Even if my methods were low.
方法は最低でしたけどね そうだな 君は最低だ
Yeah. You're the lowest for sure.
なぜ 俺の人格批判
When'd we start talking about me?
方法の話じゃねえのかよ
Weren't we talking about my methods?
You're the lowest for even thinking up that method.
そんな方法 思いつく時点で最低だよ→
だが 最低にいるからこそ→
But that might be why you're able to reach out to those who've hit rock bottom.
どん底に落ちた人間に 寄り添えるのかもしれない→
It's an important disposition to have.
そういう資質は貴重だ
Was that supposed to be a compliment?
嫌な褒められ方だ
報われないわね うん？
No one will ever thank you.
別に いいことは何もしてないからな
Not like I did anything good anyway.
徒党を組んでいた相手が いなくなるだけで
If a clique that harasses you disappears, things do get easier on you.
随分と楽になるものよ
Even if you used the lowest means possible,
たとえ手段は最低でも
you made the preparations for it, Hikigaya-kun.
お膳立てをしたのは比企谷君よ だから…
誰からも褒められなくても
So even if no one can praise you for it,
一つくらい いいことがあっても 許されると思うわ
so long as some good came of it, they can forgive you.
お待たせ！
Thanks for waiting!
Here! Fireworks!
はい 花火！ これ やろう！
Let's light them!
わあ！
Yukinon! Look!
ゆきのん ほらほら！ 危ない
That's dangerous.
うん？
Hm?
Sorry to make you the villain.
悪かったな 嫌な役押し付けて
別に構わないよ
I don't really mind.
気分自体は そんなに悪くないんだ ただ…
I don't really feel that bad about it.
But...
うん？
Hm?
I just remembered that when I was a kid,
≪（葉山）昔のことを思い出した→
I witnessed a similar situation, but I just stood back and watched.
似たような光景を前にして 何もしなかったことを
なあ もしヒキタニ君が
Hey...
I wonder how things would've turned out if we'd gone to the same elementary school, Hikitani-kun.
俺と同じ小学校だったら どうなってたかな
You'd just have another loner at your school.
お前の学校に ぼっちが一人増えるだけだよ
俺は いろんなことが 違う結末になったと思うよ
Well, I think things would've turned out completely different.
ただ それでも
But...
I still don't think I would've been able to be friends with Hikigaya-kun.
比企谷君とは 仲よくできなかったろうな
冗談だよ
Just kidding.
Good work, men!
ご苦労だったな 家に帰るまでが合宿だ
But remember, summer camp doesn't end until you reach your doorstep.
帰りも気をつけて帰るように では解散！
Be careful on your way home.
All right! Dismissed!
小町 買い物して帰ろうぜ
Komachi, let's go shopping before we head home.
アイアイサー 雪乃さんも一緒に帰りません？
Aye aye, sir!
Yukino-san, why don't you come with us?
あッ…
（陽乃）は～い 雪乃ちゃん
Hi there, Yukino-chan!
姉さん
Nee-san...
Yukino-chan, you haven't been home in ages!
雪乃ちゃんてば 全然 おうちに帰ってこないんだもん
I got so worried that I came to pick you up!
お姉ちゃん 心配で迎えにきちゃった
Oh, Hikigaya-kun?
おッ 比企谷君だ デートか？ デートだな
You two go on a date?
I'll bet you did, lucky little guy!
I told you, we're not...
違うっつってんじゃないですか
Come on, fess up!
Um... Hikky doesn't like that!
あの ヒッキー 嫌がってますから
あなたは 比企谷君の彼女？
Are you Hikigaya-kun's girlfriend?
違います クラスメートの由比ヶ浜結衣です
N-No!
I'm Yuigahama Yui! I'm just in his class!
クラスメート？ はい
Just in his class?
Right!
な～んだ よかった
Oh, good!
雪乃ちゃんの邪魔する子だったら どうしようって考えちゃった
I was worried you might be in Yukino-chan's way!
比企谷君に手を出しちゃダメだよ 雪乃ちゃんのだから
Don't lay a finger on Hikigaya-kun, now! He's Yukino-chan's!
違うっつ～の 違うわ
Hey, we're not like that.
We're not like that.
See? They're in sync!
≪（陽乃）ほら 息ピッタリ 陽乃 その辺にしておけ
Haruno, cut it out.
久しぶり 静ちゃん
Long time no see, Shizuka-chan!
Could you quit calling me that?
その呼び方は やめろ
Sensei, do you know her?
先生 知り合いなんですか？ 昔の教え子だ
She's a former student of mine.
それって…
Doesn't that mean...
Okay, Yukino-chan. Time to go.
じゃあ 雪乃ちゃん そろそろ行こっか
Mom's waiting for you.
お母さん 待ってるよ
Thank you for the invitation, but I am very sorry.
せっかく誘ってもらったのに ごめんなさい
I cannot go with you.
一緒に行くことはできないわ えッ ああ… はい
O-Okay.
さようなら
Good-bye.
Okay then, Hikigaya-kun! Bye-bye!
じゃあ 比企谷君 バイバーイ
都築 出してちょうだい
Tsuzuki, let's go.
ねえ あの車さ…
Hey...
Isn't that car...
Well, all black limos look the same to me.
まあ 黒塗りの高級車なんて どれも同じように見えるしな
It hurt like hell anyway.
何より痛かったし いちいち車なんて覚えてねえよ
Couldn't remember the car if I tried.
＜心にもないことを言った＞
I lied.
＜本当は 見た瞬間に気づいていたのに＞
I actually knew the moment I saw it.
＜その夏休み＞
I didn't see Yukinoshita Yukino again that summer.
＜俺と雪ノ下雪乃が 再び会うことは なかった＞
One Day, They Shall Learn the Truth.
♪♪～
Don't expect stuff like that out of me.
But I want to know more about you...
I want to know more about you...
I want to get to know you better and get closer to you.
and get closer to you.
I want to help you out when you're in trouble.
So, um...
So...
So, um...
So...
I think I...
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And Yet Again, He Returns from Whence He Came.
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