Assassination
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Now, then.
それでは
ホームルームを始めます
Let's begin homeroom.
日直の人は号令を
Class monitor, on your command.
S-Stand!
き…起立
気を付け
Attention!
礼
Bow!
おはようございます
Good morning.
発砲したままで結構ですので 出欠をとります
I'll be taking attendance, so please, fire all you like.
磯貝君
Isogai-kun?
はい
Present.
すみませんが 銃声の中なので 大きな声で
My apologies. I'll need you to speak up, what with all this gunfire.
はい
Present!
岡島君
Okajima-kun?
はい
Present!
奥田さん
Okuda-san?
Present!
はい
Kataoka-san?
片岡さん
はい
Present!
茅野さん
Kayano-san?
はい
Present!
神崎さん
Kanzaki-san?
はい
Present!
All right.
はい 遅刻なしっと
Everyone on time, I see.
素晴らしい 先生 とてもうれしいです
Excellent!
That makes me very happy.
速過ぎ
He's too fast.
クラス一斉射撃で駄目なのかよ
So even the whole class at once can't bring him down?
僕らは
We...
殺し屋
are killers.
僕らのターゲットは
And our target...
先生
is our teacher.
残念ですねぇ
Too bad. Not one of your bullets hit me today, either.
今日も命中弾ゼロです
数に頼る戦術は 個々の思考を疎かにする
Tactics that rely on sheer numbers neglect individual focus.
目線 銃口の向き 指の動き
Be it line of sight, barrel position, or finger movement,
一人一人が単純過ぎます
each of you was far too easy to read.
もっと工夫しましょう
You need to be more inventive!
でないと
Otherwise,
最高速度マッハ20の先生は 殺せませんよ
you'll never be able to kill me. I can speed up to Mach 20, you know?
いや ていうかさ
But, like, see...
本当に全部よけてんのかよ 先生
There's no way you seriously dodged all of those!
どう見ても これ ただのBB弾だろ
I mean, these are just BB pellets.
当たってるのに 我慢してるだけじゃないの
You coulda just taken them on the chin.
Yeah! That's right!
そうよ そうだよ
Very well. Gather up the BBs and hand them over.
では 弾を込めて渡しなさい
言ったでしょう
I told you: these may be harmless to you...
この弾は君たちにとっては無害ですが
国が開発した対先生用特殊弾です
but they're special anti-me BB pellets developed by the government.
If one hits me, it'll slice through my cells like tofu.
当たれば 先生の細胞を豆腐のように破壊できる
They'll regenerate a few seconds later, of course.
もちろん数秒あれば再生しますが
だが 君たちも目に入ると危ない
I'm more concerned about you putting a classmate's eyes out.
先生を殺す以外の目的で室内での発砲はしないように
No shooting in the classroom unless you're trying to kill me.
殺せるといいですね 卒業までに
And I do hope you can kill me— before graduation, that is.
Now then, let's put away the arms and ammunition and begin class.
さあ 銃と弾を片付けましょう
授業を始めます
椚ヶ丘中学校３-Eは 暗殺教室
At Class 3-E of Kunugigaoka Junior High School, the assassination classroom,
始業のベルが 今日も鳴る
the bell signals the start of another school day.
青
seishun satsubatsuron
Young people's discourse on bloodthirst
春
青春サツバツ論
kuchi ni dasu no wa jikkou suru toki
We only speak of it when we're getting into action
口に出すのは 実行する時
それが カッコイイこと 知ってるさ
sore ga kakkoii koto shitteru sa
Because we know it's cool that way
ターゲット探して僕らはサツバツ
taagetto sagashite bokura wa satsubatsu
We'll find our target and unleash our bloodthirst
台本.....暁
日听.....Maki
翻译.....Ruka
想いは迷う 迷えど進む
omoi wa mayou mayoedo susumu
We hesitate, but we proceed nevertheless
migite to migiashi issho ni desou da
We can barely walk straight
右手と右足 一緒に出そうだ
何なんだ イライラの波動は
nan nanda iraira no hadou wa
What is this wave of nervousness?
校对.....小夜子
Maki
bokura no sonzai no shoumei
It's a proof of our existence
僕らの存在の証明
时间轴.....歪歪
BDRip.....VCB-Studio
tsuki wo miage takamaru
It surges as we look up into the moon
月を見上げ高まる
さーっささーっささっと
sassa sassa sa to sa
Let's get this over with
さー
やりきってないから
yarikittenai kara yarikirenai
We can't stand still because we're not done
やりきれない
yarikittenai kara yarikirenai
We can't stand still because we're not done
やりきってないから
やりきれない
genjoudaha wo chiisana koe de
We start off whispering about overthrowing the status quo
現状打破を 小さな声で
やがて絶叫したくなる
yagate zekkyou shitaku naru aa
But soon enough we'll feel like crying out, "Argh!"
ああ
yarikittenai kara yarikirenai
We can't stand still because we're not done
やりきってないから やりきれない
yareba dekiru sa
We can do it if we try
やればできるさ
yarikittenai kara yarikirenai
We can't stand still because we're not done
やりきってないから やりきれない
きっとできるさ
kitto dekiru sa
Yes, we can
douse to iu no wa kantan dakedo
It's easy to say it's all futile and give up
「どうせ」というのは簡単だけど
今は足掻いてみたいんだ
ima wa agaite mitain da
But for now we want to fight it
君と弾けてみたいんだ
kimi to hajikete mitain da
We want to have a blast with you
saredo seishun wa miraieigou
Even so, our youth will be eternal
されど青春は未来へＧＯ
sassassa
Let's go
さささーっ
青
seishun satsubatsuron
Young people's discourse on bloodthirst
春
青春サツバツ論
Episode
Assass
ination
Time
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はい ここで問題です
Now, here's the question:
Isogai-kun!
磯貝君
Y-Yes, sir?
はい
Which of these four tentacles is not like the others?
この4本の触手のうち 仲間外れは
Um... the blue one?
ええと 青い触手
Correct! The only relative pronoun is "who," in the blue sentence.
正解 青の例文の「WHO」だけが関係詞です
A relative pronoun modifies the noun right before it, so the clause
関係代名詞は直前の名詞を修飾し
Hey, Nagisa.
ねえ 渚
"who is standing over there" describes the "boy" here.
ここでは「who is standing over there」が
昼間だけど 出てるね 三日月
The crescent moon's out in broad daylight.
前の「the boy」少年を説明しています
何で僕らがこんな状態になったのか
How did we end up in this mess?
３年生の始め
As we began our third year of junior high, we were greeted by two extraordinary incidents.
僕らは二つの事件に同時に遭った
The first was the sudden explosion that left the moon permanently crescent-shaped.
一つ目は その日突然 月が爆発して三日月形になってしまったこと
Breaking
NASA Reporting
Most of Moon Missing?
We interrupt this program to bring you breaking news.
番組の途中ですが ここで臨時ニュースです
We've just gotten word that about seventy percent of the moon
70% of Moon Vaporized
NASA (National Aeronautics and Space Administration) Reporting:
つい先ほど 月が７割方蒸発し 失われたとの情報が入りました
has been vaporized into nothing. I repeat...
繰り返します
Will we have only a crescent moon to look at for the rest of our lives?
われわれはもう一生三日月しか見られないということでしょうか
そして 二つ目の事件が これ
And the second was his arrival.
How do you do?
初めまして 私が月をやった犯人です
I'm the one who tore that chunk out of your moon.
来年には 地球もやる予定です
I plan to do the same to the Earth next year.
But until then, I'll be your teacher. Nice to meet you.
君たちの担任になったので どうぞよろしく
There are at least six things wrong with this picture!
まず五六カ所ツッコませろ
The feeling was unanimous.
クラス全員 そう思った
I'm Karasuma, from the Ministry of Defense.
防衛省の烏間という者だ
First, please understand that what I'm about to say is classified information.
まずは ここからの話は国家機密だと理解いただきたい
Let me be blunt:
単刀直入に言う
I want you to kill this creature.
この怪物を君たちに殺してほしい
Um...
えっと 何っすか
What's the deal? Is he an alien invader or something?
そいつ 攻めてきた宇宙人か何かっすか
How rude! I'll have you know I was born and raised on Earth!
失礼な
生まれも育ちも地球ですよ
He was?
地球
I'm afraid I can't discuss the details, but he's telling the truth.
詳しいことを話せないのは申し訳ないが
こいつが言ったことは真実だ
And as he said, he won't stop at the moon. Next year...
月を壊したこの生物は
来年の三月 地球をも破壊する
he will destroy the Earth as well.
Only the world's leaders know about this.
このことを知っているのは各国首脳だけ
If news of this guy got out there, we'd be looking at a global panic.
こいつの存在が公になれば 世界はパニックに陥るだろう
That's why we have to kill him in secret before that happens.
そうなる前に秘密裏にこいつを殺さなければならない
In other words:
つまり 暗殺だ
an assassination.
But here's the catch.
だが こいつは…
His speed is unmatched!
とにかく速い
You try to kill him,
殺すどころか
and he ends up grooming your eyebrows instead—immaculately!
眉毛の手入れをされている始末だ
丁寧にな
満月を三日月に変えるほどのパワーを持つ超生物だ
He's a superbeing with enough power to reduce the full moon to a crescent.
His speed tops out at Mach 20!
最高速度はマッハ20
In short, if he actually wanted to get away from us,
つまり こいつが本気で逃げれば
we wouldn't be able to do a thing to stop him.
われわれは破滅の時まで 手も足も出ない
But where's the fun in that?
まあ それでは面白くないのでね
So I made your government an offer.
私から国に提案したのです
They will refrain from attempts on my life.
殺されるのはごめんですが
And in return, I'll teach Class 3-E at Kunigigaoka Junior High School.
椚ヶ丘中学校 3年E組の担任ならやってもいいと
What? Why?
いや なんで
We don't know what he's after.
こいつの狙いは分からん
But we had no choice but to agree,
しかし われわれ政府は
on the condition that he doesn't harm any of you students.
君たち生徒に危害を加えないことを条件にやむなく承諾した
Old Campus
We have two reasons for this.
Old Campus
理由は二つ
Old Campus
教師として毎日教室に来るのなら 監視ができる
Old Campus
First and foremost, if he's coming to a classroom every day to teach,
Old Campus
we can keep an eye on him.
Old Campus
And second, it gives some thirty people the opportunity to kill him from extremely close range.
Old Campus
何よりも
Old Campus
30人もの人間が 至近距離からこいつを殺すチャンスを得る
Nakamura-san.
中村さん
Didn't I tell you not to let assassination interfere with your studies?
暗殺は勉強の妨げにならないときにと言ったはずです
Sorry.
すみません
Stand at the back for the rest of this lesson and think about what you've done!
罰として後ろで立って受講しなさい
なんでこんな怪物がうちの担任に
"How could you make this creature our teacher?"
"And why are you making us assassinate him?"
どうして僕らが暗殺なんか…
These cries faded as one final condition was announced.
そんな声は この条件でかき消えた
Your success will be rewarded with ten billion yen.
成功報酬は100億円
It's only fair.
当然の額だ
If you can assassinate him, you will literally save the Earth.
暗殺の成功は冗談抜きで地球を救うことなのだから
Fortunately, he doesn't think much of you.
幸いなことに こいつは君たちをなめきっている
見ろ 緑のしましまになったときは なめている顔だ
See? Those green stripes mean he's looking down on you!
どんな皮膚だよ
What is he, a chameleon?!
Of course I am! If the government can't kill me, how could you?
当然でしょう
国がやれない私を 君たちがやれるわけがない
Even when they sent their very newest fighter jet after me,
最新鋭の戦闘機に襲われた時も
all it got was a good waxing right there in midair!
逆に空中でワックスをかけてやりましたよ
What's with all the grooming?
だからなぜ手入れする
So while this guy looks down on you, your job is to find an opening in his defenses and strike it.
君たちにはなめているこいつの隙をあわよくば突いてほしい
We'll provide you with weapons and ammo that won't hurt humans but will work on him.
人間には無害で こいつには効く武器と弾を支給する
You must keep this absolutely secret from your family and friends.
君たちの家族や友人には絶対秘密だ
There's no time to lose.
とにかく時間がない
If the Earth is destroyed, we'll have nowhere left to run.
地球が消えれば 逃げる場所など どこにもない
And that's about it.
そういうことです
Well then, I hope you'll make the most of your one remaining year!
さあ 皆さん 残された1年を有意義に過ごしましょう
We only have one year.
残された時間は1年
If we can't assassinate him by then,
僕たちがこいつの暗殺に成功しないと
the Earth will be history.
地球が壊される
Ah, lunchtime!
昼休みですね
I'll just pop over to China for some mapo tofu.
先生 ちょっと中国に行ってマーボー豆腐を食べてきます
If anyone would like to try assassinating me, just call me on my cell.
暗殺希望者がもしいれば 携帯で呼んでください
Let's see... if he's traveling at Mach 20...
えーと マッハ20だから
マーボーの本場 四川省まで10分くらい
...it'll take maybe ten minutes to get to Sichuan, the home of mapo tofu.
Guess no missile could shoot that down.
確かにあんなもん ミサイルでも落とせんわな
Heck, that octopus even grades tests while he breaks the sound barrier!
しかも あのタコ 音速飛行中にテストの採点までしてるんだぜ
Seriously?!
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Isn't he actually a pretty good teacher, though?
てか あいつ 何げに教えてるの うまくない
わかる
He is! I aced my math test thanks to his after-school tutoring!
放課後に数学教わって 次のテストの点 よかったもん
Yeah, but...
まっ でもさ
しょせん俺ら E組だしな
we are the E Class.
Tryin' our best won't do much.
頑張っても仕方ねぇけど
そう タコ型の超生物で暗殺のターゲット
Yeah...
He might be an octopoid superbeing— not to mention our target—
なのに
but...
for whatever reason, he's teaching us just like any other teacher would.
あの先生はなぜか普通に先生している
Likewise, we're perfectly normal students outside of the whole killer thing,
僕らも同じ 即席の殺し屋であるのを除けば 普通の生徒だ
but E Class is a little different from the rest.
けど 僕らE組は 少しだけ普通と違う
Hey, Nagisa.
おい 渚
Come with us. It's time to put our assassination plan into action.
ちょっと付き合えよ
暗殺の計画 進めようぜ
That octopus's face changes color according to his mood, right?
あのタコ 機嫌によって顔の色が変わるだろ
Did you note down all the variations like I asked?
観察しとけって言ったやつ できてるか
More or less. It's striped green when he's feeling confident, as we all know.
一応
余裕な時は 緑のしましまなのは知ってるよね
A
kiha
bara
生徒の解答が間違っていたら暗い紫
When we give an incorrect answer, it's dark purple.
A correct answer makes it go bright scarlet.
Akiyama
Kiyohara
Burkleo
正解だったら明るい朱色
But what's really interesting is after lunch, when—
面白いのは昼休みの後で…
I don't need to know all that.
俺は知らなくていいんだよ
I have a plan. And at the moment he least expects it,
作戦がある
あいつが一番油断してる顔の時に お前がやりに行け
you are going to carry it out.
M-Me? But...
ぼ…僕が
でも…
いい子ぶってんじゃねえよ
Don't be such a goody-goody. We're the E Class—
俺らはE組だ
進学校で有名なこの学校のレベルについていけなかった脱落組
the rejects that failed to keep up at this famous prep school.
通称 エンドのE組
They call us... the End Class.
The End Class
Old Campus
毎日山の上の隔離校舎まで通わされて
Every day, they send us to this isolated mountaintop campus
Old Campus
あらゆる面でカスみたいに差別されてる
and discriminate against us in every way like we're scum.
Old Campus
You think us losers are ever gonna get another chance to score a cool ten billion yen?
落ちこぼれの俺らが100億円稼ぐチャンスなんて
この先 一生回ってこねえぞ
We're gonna climb our way out of this shithole...
抜け出すんだよ このクソみてえな状況から
any way we can.
たとえ どんな手を使ってもな
Just don't screw up,
しくじんなよ 渚君
Nagisa-kun.
渚のやつ E組行きだってよ
I heard Nagisa's headed for E Class.
Ooh. Well, that's it for him.
Class Change Notice
終わったな あいつ
I better delete him from my address book.
俺 あいつのアドレス消すわ
Same. I don't want anybody to think I'm on his level!
俺も
同じレベルだと思われたくないし
I'm back!
ただ今 帰りました
H-Hello, sir...
お… おかえり 先生
What's with the missile?
どうしたの そのミサイル
A souvenir.
お土産です
The Self-Defense Force ambushed me over the Sea of Japan.
日本海で 自衛隊に待ち伏せされまして
I-It must be tough, having everyone after your life.
た… 大変ですね ターゲットだと
Not at all. You know you're truly powerful when everyone has it in for you.
いえいえ 皆から狙われるのは力を持つ者の証しですから
Now, I do believe it's time for fifth period.
さっ 5時間目を始めますよ
はい
Yes, sir.
He doesn't understand.
先生には 分からないよね
If you're everyone's assassination target,
みんなから 暗殺のターゲットにされるってことは
that means they all acknowledge your power.
裏を返せば みんなに力を認められているってことだ
A creature like that wouldn't understand what it's like
分からないよね そんな怪物に
for no one to expect or fear anything from you,
期待も警戒もされなくなった 認識さえされない人間の気持ちなんて…
or even acknowledge your existence...
お前のおかげで 俺の評価まで 落とされたよ
Thanks to you, my evaluation's in the gutter!
The only silver lining is I'll never have to see you again.
唯一 よかったのは もうお前を見ずに済むことだ
I might just be able to kill him.
殺せるかもしれない
After all, this teacher can't see me, either.
だって この先生にも僕の姿は 見えてないから
Old Campus
All right, then,
はい それでは お題に沿って短歌を作ってみましょう
compose a short poem to go along with our theme.
The final line should be "was tentacles all along."
ラスト７文字を「触手なりけり」で締めてください
Huh?
"Was tentacles all along"?
「触手なりけり」ですか
Indeed!
はい 書けた人は先生の所へ持ってきなさい
When you're finished, bring them to me.
I'll be looking for proper grammar
チェックするのは 文法の正しさと触手を美しく表現できたか
and whether you've aptly conveyed the tentacle's beauty.
An example:
例文です
Interpretation: A life lived vividly, powerfully, wasn't a blossom shower scattering cherry petals in the garden— it was tentacles.
"Not the storm of garden's snow Or flowers moving on"
Interpretation: A life lived vividly, powerfully, wasn't a blossom shower scattering cherry petals in the garden— it was tentacles.
花さそふ 嵐の庭の雪ならではえゆくものは触手なりけり
Interpretation: A life lived vividly, powerfully, wasn't a blossom shower scattering cherry petals in the garden— it was tentacles.
"But sprouting there instead Was tentacles all along."
Interpretation: A life lived vividly, powerfully, wasn't a blossom shower scattering cherry petals in the garden— it was tentacles.
We have to write it was tentacles? Really?
「触手だったのだなぁ」って…
Once you're done, you're free to go home!
できた者から 今日は 帰ってよし
How are we gonna write about that?
そんなの思い付かないよ
Now, now... Aren't any marvelously slithery phrases coming to mind?
ほーら ほら ヌルヌル 素晴らしい句が湧いてきませんか
ヌルヌルヌルヌルヌルヌル…
Slither slither slither slither!
Enough with the slithering!
ヌルヌル うるせえよ
I have a question!
先生 質問
Yes, Kayano-san?
何ですか 茅野さん
It feels weird to only ask this now, but... what's your name?
いまさらなんだけどさ 先生の名前 何ていうの
How else are we supposed to refer to you specifically?
他の先生と区別するとき不便だよ
名前… ですか
My... name?
Now that you mention it...
そういやぁ…
名乗ってないね
He never did tell us.
Hmm... I don't really have the kind of name you tell people.
名乗るような名前はありませんねぇ
何なら 皆さんで 付けてください
Go ahead and give me one.
You sure about that?
付けていいんだ
But right now, focus on your schoolwork.
でも 今は 課題に集中ですよ
はーい
Yes, sir.
Meanwhile, I'll just take a little break.
では 先生は その間 一休みを
おっ もうできましたか 渚君
Finished already, Nagisa-kun?
After lunch, right around the time we get sleepy,
昼食の後で 僕らが眠くなるころに
his face sometimes goes light pink.
先生の顔が薄いピンクになるときがある
He was a little slow responding to Kayano's question, too.
茅野の質問への反応も少し遅れた
たぶん 先生も一番 油断する時間なんだ
That might be when he's at his most vulnerable.
We prep-school failures are always thinking,
この進学校で 落ちこぼれた僕らは思う
"We gotta get back at 'em somehow."
どこかで見返さなきゃ
"We'll show our parents, friends, and teachers that we can do it if we try."
やればできると 親や 友達や 先生たちを
We can do it if we try.
やればできると…
Didn't I tell you to be more inventive?
言ったでしょう もっと 工夫を…
We have to prove ourselves...
認めさせなきゃ…
by any means necessary.
どんな手を使っても…
Hell yeah!
しゃーっ
やったぜー
We did it!
100億円いただき
Nagisa!
渚
Ten billion yen! Cha-ching!
Serves you right!
ざまあみろ
Terasaka!
寺坂 何やったんだ
What have you done?!
Bet he never expected a suicide bomber!
こいつも自爆テロは予想してなかったろ
ちょっと 渚に 何 持たせたのよ
Hey!
What'd you give Nagisa?!
Huh? A toy grenade.
おもちゃの手榴弾だよ
But I beefed it up with gunpowder
ただし 火薬を使って威力を上げてある
so it'd shoot three hundred anti-teacher bullets at crazy-high speed!
300発の対先生弾がすげえ速さで飛び散るようにな
It's nothin' strong enough to kill human beings, all right?
人間が死ぬ威力じゃねえよ
My ten billion yen'll cover his medical bills no prob—
俺の100億で 治療費くらい…
He's not hurt? Not even a single burn?
無傷 やけど一つ負ってねえのか
And what's with this membrane?
それに 何だ この膜
It's attached to that octopus's corpse?
タコの死体に つながっ…
As it happens,
実は 先生 月に１度ほど 脱皮をします
I shed my skin about once a month.
脱いだ皮を渚君にかぶせて守りました
I protected Nagisa-kun there by covering him with my old skin.
It's my once-monthly ace-in-the-hole.
月1で使える 先生の奥の手です
Terasaka, Yoshida, Muramatsu.
寺坂 吉田 村松
You don't have to look at the color of his face to know.
先生の顔は 顔色を見るまでもなく…
Pitch black! He is furious!
真っ黒
ど怒りだ
You three...
首謀者は 君ら３人だろ
are responsible for this, aren't you?
N-No!
いっ いや…
It was all Nagisa's idea!
渚が勝手に…
He's gone!
いなく…
The nameplates from our houses?!
俺らんちの表札
My agreement with your government prohibits me from harming you.
政府との契約ですから 先生は 決して君たちに危害は加えない
But if you try another assassination like that one...
が しかし…
次 また 今のような方法で暗殺に来たら
I might just harm someone else.
君たち以外には何をするか分かりませんよ
Your family, your friends...
家族や友人… いいや
Maybe I'll kill everyone on the planet except you.
君たち以外を地球ごと消しますかね
It only took five seconds for everyone to understand.
5秒間で 皆 悟った
Nowhere on this planet was safe.
地球の裏でも 逃げられないと
Our only escape from this situation...
どうしても逃げたければ
was to kill him!
この先生を殺すしか…
What the hell's your deal, anyway?
何なんだよ てめえ 迷惑なんだよ
You're a real pain in the ass!
Showing up all "I'm gonna blow up the Earth" and "Assassinate me"!
いきなり来て 地球 爆破とか 暗殺しろとか
What's wrong with using an annoying method to kill an annoying guy?!
迷惑なやつに 迷惑な殺し方して 何が悪いんだよ
Annoying? Hardly. Your idea itself was a very good one.
迷惑 とんでもない
君たちのアイデア自体は すごくよかった
Especially you, Nagisa-kun.
特に 渚君
The way you carried yourself so naturally on your approach gets full marks from me.
君の肉薄までの自然な体運びは100点です
You did an excellent job making it past my defenses.
先生は 見事に 隙を突かれました
However!
ただし
None of you looked out for Nagisa-kun—
寺坂君たちは 渚君を
not even Nagisa-kun himself.
渚君は 自分を大切にしなかった
Students like that aren't fit to assassinate anyone.
そんな生徒に暗殺する資格はありません
We need an assassination worth smiling about— one to be proud of!
人に笑顔で胸を張れる暗殺をしましょう
君たち 全員 それができる力を秘めた有能なアサシンだ
You're all capable assassins who have that power within you.
Just a few words of advice from your teacher-cum-target.
ターゲットである先生からのアドバイスです
One moment we were being chewed out at Mach 20, and the next we were being praised with waving tentacles.
マッハ20で怒られてうねる触手で褒められた
It wasn't your average education,
この異常な教育が 僕は 普通に うれしかった
but it made me pretty happy.
All because this unusual teacher was actually willing to look us in the eye.
この異常な先生は僕らのことを 正面から見てくれたから
あなたの…
If you...
If you're willing to give up your time,
あなたの時間をくれるなら
go teach those children.
あの子たちを教えてあげて
What splendid tentacles.
なんて すてきな触手…
With hands like these,
この手なら きっと あなたはすてきな教師に…
I'm sure you'll be a splendid teacher.
Let me pose you a question, Nagisa-kun.
さて 問題です 渚君
I have not the slightest intention of being killed.
先生は 殺される気などみじんもない
I will enjoy my time with you all until next March,
皆さんと 来年 3月までエンジョイしてから
and then I will blow up the Earth.
地球を爆破です
If you don't like that idea, what do you plan to do about it?
それが嫌なら君たちは どうしますか
We've never assassinated anyone before,
暗殺なんて したことないし
and there's plenty of other stuff we should be doing.
僕らには 他に すべきことがたくさんある
But, you know...
けど 思った
I think this teacher
この先生なら 殺意さえも受け止めてくれるって
might even accept us trying to kill him.
Before you destroy Earth... I'll kill you.
地球を爆破されるその前に 先生を殺します
Then what are you waiting for?
ならば 今 やってみなさい
Once you've killed me, you're free to go home!
殺せた者から 今日は帰ってよし
Just like that, huh?
んな簡単に…
You know we can't kill you!
殺せるわけねえだろ
We are killers. And our target...
僕らは 殺し屋
太陽が射す 閉ざした瞼の裏側に赤い残像
taiyou ga sasu
The sun shines
taiyou ga sasu
The sun shines
ターゲットは 先生
is our teacher.
Wipe, wipe, wipe it clean!
tozashita mabuta no uragawa ni
On the back of my closed eyelids
tozashita mabuta no uragawa ni
On the back of my closed eyelids
ふきふき ふきふき
If we tried to shoot him now...
今 撃っても…
表札と一緒に手入れされる…
we'd just get polished like those nameplates.
We're never getting out of here!
帰れねえ…
akai zanzou
I see red afterimages
akai zanzou
I see red afterimages
An unkillable teacher...
殺せない先生か…
革の鞄に ノートとペンを さあ歩き出そう
"Korosenai" for "unkillable," and "sensei" for "teacher"...
kawa no kaban ni nooto to pen wo
With a notebook and a pen in my leather bag
kawa no kaban ni nooto to pen wo
With a notebook and a pen in my leather bag
殺せない… ころ…
Oh! What about "Korosensei"?
殺せんせーは
Korosensei?
saa arukidasou
I go for a walk
saa arukidasou
I go for a walk
殺せんせー
So here we are with Korosensei...
殺せんせーと 僕らの暗殺教室
kaitemo kaitemo kirei ni naranai
I keep drawing, but I can't get it to look pretty
kaitemo kaitemo kirei ni naranai
I keep drawing, but I can't get it to look pretty
描いても描いても 綺麗にならない
in our assassination classroom.
Old Campus
The bell signals the start of another school day.
Old Campus
始業のベルは 明日も鳴る
Old Campus
eranda enogu ni tsumi wa nai
My choice of colors is not to blame
eranda enogu ni tsumi wa nai
My choice of colors is not to blame
Old Campus
選んだ絵の具に
Old Campus
罪はない
kinou no yonaka ni mita nagareboshi mada oboeteiru
I still remember the shooting star I saw last night
kinou no yonaka ni mita nagareboshi mada oboeteiru
I still remember the shooting star I saw last night
昨日の夜中に見た流れ星 まだ覚えている
I was waiting for...
I was waiting for…
Hello shooting-star Hello shooting-star again
Hello, shooting star
Hello, shooting star, again
matteita yo
I was waiting
matteita yo
I was waiting
待っていたよ
yume wo miru ano ko wa zutto
The girl of many dreams
yume wo miru ano ko wa zutto
The girl of many dreams
夢を見るあの子はずっと
ここにいるの Ah Ah
koko ni iru no
Is always here
koko ni iru no
Is always here
あの日のまま Ah Ah
ano hi no mama
Just like you did that day
ano hi no mama
Just like you did that day
また光って
mata hikatte
Shine again
mata hikatte
Shine again
日本文化を代表する定型詩と言えば俳句と短歌ですね
俳句は五七五の十七文字
短歌は五七五七七の合計三十一文字です
渚くん 季語を入れる決りがあるのは俳句のほうですよ
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