1 00:00:01,418 --> 00:00:06,423 ♪~ 2 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:29,589 ~♪ 3 00:01:31,716 --> 00:01:35,220 (岸本(きしもと))ごめん なんか いつも違うこと言ってるね 4 00:01:36,304 --> 00:01:38,932 でも もう “撃てない”とか言ってる場合じゃ 5 00:01:46,981 --> 00:01:48,358 (加藤(かとう))そうだな 6 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:52,237 (計(けい))“全員で帰る” …だろう? 7 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:55,573 (加藤)ああ! (トマオ)坊主 やべえよ 8 00:01:55,698 --> 00:01:58,201 (計)とりあえず あっちから片づけようぜ 9 00:01:58,743 --> 00:01:59,911 (加藤)そうだな 10 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:02,122 (徳川)南無阿弥陀仏(なむあみだぶつ)! 11 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:04,999 (発射音) 12 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:08,503 (徳川)南無阿弥陀仏! 13 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:13,007 止まった! 経を唱えると おとなしくなるのか? 14 00:02:13,174 --> 00:02:17,011 (発射音) (爆発音) 15 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:20,473 バカ者! やめんか! 16 00:02:20,598 --> 00:02:24,102 こやつらは 経を唱えれば静まるのだ! 17 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:25,645 そんなはずは ねえ! 18 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:30,233 いいや 信仰は 必ずや人の苦境を救い… 19 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:31,359 アッ… 20 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:32,861 (つぶれる音) 21 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:46,708 (うなり声) 22 00:02:50,211 --> 00:02:51,129 (破裂音) 23 00:02:53,172 --> 00:02:54,757 (計)ンッ! (発射音) 24 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:58,803 (発射音) 25 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:08,229 (おこりんぼう星人)ンン… (犬のほえる声) 26 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:18,948 (電子音) 27 00:03:32,128 --> 00:03:33,588 (おこりんぼう星人)アアッ! 28 00:03:33,796 --> 00:03:35,256 (一同)ハッ… 29 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:38,593 (おこりんぼう星人)ンンーッ! 30 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:39,761 (たたきつける音) 31 00:03:43,097 --> 00:03:44,307 ンッ! ンンッ! (発射音) 32 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:47,185 (破裂音) 33 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:54,859 (電子音) 34 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:04,911 (一同)アア… 35 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:21,803 (発射音) 36 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:23,471 (2人)あっ… 37 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:24,764 (聖(せい))あっ… 38 00:04:47,745 --> 00:04:49,455 (トマオ・コンタ)アッ… アア… 39 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:08,391 ンッ… (加藤)ウッ… 40 00:05:13,354 --> 00:05:16,816 (コンタ)やった! やったぞ! (岡崎(おかざき))フゥ~! 41 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:20,153 (トマオ)やれる… やれるぞ! 42 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:30,747 (計)ハァ… ハァハァ… 43 00:05:31,914 --> 00:05:33,416 (加藤)け… 計ちゃん 44 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:36,419 ハァハァ… 45 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:39,172 あっ… 46 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:52,602 (岡崎)殺せー! (トマオ)やれー! 47 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:55,021 (岡崎)殺せ 殺せ! 48 00:05:55,646 --> 00:05:56,481 計ちゃん! 49 00:05:57,231 --> 00:05:59,233 (岡崎)殺せー! 50 00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:02,236 (計)ンッ… (引き金を引く音) 51 00:06:02,361 --> 00:06:03,571 (発射音) 52 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:04,947 ハッ… 53 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:07,784 あっ… 54 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:18,586 す… すげえぞ あいつ 55 00:06:19,128 --> 00:06:21,547 やれるぞ やれる! 56 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:24,258 (叫び声) 57 00:06:24,425 --> 00:06:28,846 (トマオたち)ウオーッ! 58 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,436 (電子音) 59 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:40,650 うん? ハッ… 60 00:06:40,983 --> 00:06:42,151 ウオーッ! 61 00:06:43,277 --> 00:06:44,946 彼… (岸本)えっ? 62 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:47,365 (聖)慣れてるのね 63 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:49,826 (岸本)そんなことない (聖)そう? 64 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:52,495 (岸本)こんなの 慣れるなんて 65 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:01,754 でも いちばん生き残れそうだけど 66 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:04,173 玄野(くろの)君は… 67 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:06,759 強いし 68 00:07:07,176 --> 00:07:08,261 (加藤)ハッ… 69 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:09,679 あっ… 70 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:12,390 (コンタ)よっしゃー! (トマオ)俺らにも やれるって 71 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:14,809 いける いける いけるぜ! 72 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:17,854 (トマオ)脚だ! 脚をつぶせ! 73 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:20,648 (計)殺す 殺す! 74 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:26,362 俺はヒーローだ! 何にも負けねえ 75 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:30,366 俺の生きる場所は ここだ この世界だ! 76 00:07:32,368 --> 00:07:35,705 (叫び声) 77 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:37,498 (あばれんぼう星人)ぬん! (風の音) 78 00:07:38,749 --> 00:07:41,752 ウッ… (トマオたち)ウワッ! 79 00:07:41,919 --> 00:07:43,504 (加藤)ウッ… け… 計ちゃん! 80 00:07:43,671 --> 00:07:46,174 (トマオたち)アアッ… 81 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:57,185 (宮藤(みやふじ)) あの… ちょっと いいですか? 82 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:00,688 (加藤)えっ? (宮藤)見てる場合じゃないような 83 00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:03,191 その… 僕たちも 行ったほうがいいんじゃないかと 84 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:04,817 どうですか? 85 00:08:06,777 --> 00:08:09,322 あっ… そ… そうだな 86 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:16,329 てめえ! 87 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:22,502 ぬん! (風の音) 88 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:25,254 うっとうしいっつうの! 89 00:08:25,379 --> 00:08:26,380 ンン… 90 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:28,508 ンッ! (殴る音) 91 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:31,719 ウッ… ウワッ… 92 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,471 (悲鳴) 93 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,348 あっ… (加藤)ンッ! 94 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:36,807 (JJ)ウワーッ! 95 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:38,559 (2人)アッ! 96 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:42,271 だ… 大丈夫? 97 00:08:43,105 --> 00:08:45,566 (加藤)スーツ着てる 心配ない 98 00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:48,569 ウッ… ウウッ… 99 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:53,282 ぬん! 100 00:08:54,825 --> 00:08:56,285 (北条(ほうじょう))バカ! 下がってろ! 101 00:08:57,954 --> 00:09:01,791 あっ… やべえ 会話しちゃったじゃねえかよ 102 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:06,045 ウワッ! 103 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:10,716 動きを読まれてる 計ちゃん 動き読まれてるぞ! 104 00:09:11,008 --> 00:09:12,760 (計)ンッ… ンンッ… 105 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,764 止まれ この野郎! 106 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:21,227 止まれって言ってんだよ! 107 00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:28,734 (うなり声) 108 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:30,820 ハァハァ… 109 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:33,364 ヘヘッ… ざまあみろ 110 00:09:33,489 --> 00:09:36,951 (加藤)計ちゃん! (計)加藤 見ろ! 止めてやったぜ 111 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:39,453 (加藤)何やってんだ! (計)えっ? 112 00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:41,622 脚を撃つのよ! 脚を! 113 00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:44,500 (北条) 力比べして どうすんだよ! 114 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:45,960 ンッ… 115 00:09:47,169 --> 00:09:48,045 ぬん! 116 00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:49,046 ウワッ! 117 00:09:49,213 --> 00:09:50,548 玄野君! (発射音) 118 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:51,549 (計)ウッ! 119 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,884 (発射音) 120 00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:58,889 (発射音) 121 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,809 くそ… 上等じゃねえか! 122 00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:05,813 あいつ… (トマオ)強(つえ)えんだか弱(よえ)えんだか 123 00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:08,024 ンッ… アア… 124 00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:11,527 (破裂音) 125 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:14,030 (聖)やった! (加藤)まだ分かんねえ 126 00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:16,782 ンンーッ… 127 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,202 逃げろ! 128 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,121 (北条)なんで弱らないんだ? 129 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:24,290 (宮藤) ダメージは与えたはずなのに 130 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,583 (あばれんぼう星人)ンンッ! 131 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:27,001 (たたきつける音) (加藤たち)アアッ! 132 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:28,753 脚だ! 脚 脚! 133 00:10:29,253 --> 00:10:30,755 ンンッ… 134 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:33,758 (加藤)ハァハァ ハァハァ… 135 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:36,886 (発射音) 136 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,805 よけた! (加藤)くそ… 137 00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:42,350 俺らの動き ずっと分析してたんだ 138 00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:44,018 (爆発音) 139 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:47,897 (計)そうは いかねえんだよ! (発射音) 140 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:49,815 (うなり声) 141 00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:52,318 (破裂音) ウウッ… 142 00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:55,863 (聖)やった! (北条)今度はイケてるぜ 143 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:02,078 ぬん… 144 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:04,664 あっ… なに? 145 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:26,769 (聖)ちょっと! 脚撃ったのに! (岸本)さっきのとは違うの? 146 00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:31,273 おい 倒れねえじゃんか 147 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:33,651 あ… あいつらが なんとかすっだろう 148 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,361 ぬん… 149 00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:38,280 距離を開けろ これじゃ近すぎて… 150 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:39,532 (岸本)加藤君! 151 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,162 ンッ… (発射音) 152 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:46,956 (発射音) 153 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:48,499 動きを読まれてる! 154 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:53,129 計ちゃん 今までに やってない攻めだ できるか? 155 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:01,470 ウッ… ハッ! 156 00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:02,847 あっ! 157 00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:06,350 計ちゃん やっぱ すげえ! 158 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,352 (発射音) 159 00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:11,355 (計)何でもいい! 撃て撃て! 撃ちまくれ! 160 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,111 撃て! 早く! 161 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:20,364 あいつ やっぱ すげえ 162 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:22,575 どっちなんだ? 163 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:26,120 (コンタ) だから やっぱ すげえって 164 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,794 (あばれんぼう星人の うなり声) 165 00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:36,922 ぬん… 166 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:38,215 あっ! 167 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:42,928 く… くそ! この野郎 168 00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:45,431 ウッ… アア… 169 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:51,770 (北条)あいつ つぶされるぞ! スーツを着ていても あれじゃ… 170 00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:57,568 (計の うめき声) 171 00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:00,946 (宮藤) は… 早く撃ったほうが… 早く! 172 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:04,492 (北条)ヘタに撃って あいつまで バラバラになったら どうする! 173 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,661 計ちゃんから離れた場所なら! 174 00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:14,919 あっ… 175 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,214 (聖)脚なら… 脚を撃つのよ! 176 00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:21,383 あっ… 177 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,053 あっ… 178 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:26,931 (2人)アア… 179 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:29,475 ンッ… 180 00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:36,315 (うなり声) 181 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,109 (一同)あっ… 182 00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,028 あっ! 183 00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:46,909 (東郷(とうごう))フゥ… 184 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:54,083 (発射音) 185 00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,130 (あばれんぼう星人)ウウ… 186 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,966 (破裂音) アアッ! 187 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,509 ンッ… 188 00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:04,677 (発射音) 189 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,350 (岡崎たち)やったー! 190 00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:13,852 ハァハァ… 191 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:16,814 (コンタ)いいぞ! ハハハハッ… (トマオ)マジすげえよ! 192 00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:20,860 (コンタ) ざまあねえぜ ヘヘヘヘッ… 193 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:27,658 (計)あっ… 194 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,330 あっ… 195 00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:38,294 (計)あっ… 196 00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:43,048 あ… あの… (トマオ)うん? 197 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,390 (加藤)計ちゃん… あっ… 198 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:53,934 (計)あっ… 199 00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:04,737 フフッ… おかえり 200 00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:06,864 (計)あっ… 201 00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:19,752 ヒャッホー! アハハッ… (発射音) 202 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:24,757 (岡崎の笑い声) (発射音) 203 00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,302 あっ… 204 00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,181 (岡崎)ほら! ハハハハッ… (発射音) 205 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,601 (トマオ)そこのデブ うぜえんだよ! 止まれ バカ! 206 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:37,436 (加藤)あんたか? 207 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:48,781 (聖)生きて戻れるかもって 言ってたよね? 208 00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,950 (計)ああ? ああ… 209 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:55,037 (聖)生きて戻れたらさ 私たち つきあわない? 210 00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:56,246 (計)えっ? 211 00:15:56,372 --> 00:16:00,084 (聖)ダ… あっ ダメ? ヤダ? 212 00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:15,432 (岸本) 私… 玄野君 すごいって思ってる 213 00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:19,687 ホントに… 加藤君とは感じが違うけど 214 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:22,606 (計)いいよ 215 00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:25,609 俺で いいならさ (聖)ホント? 216 00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,576 よし 決まりね 217 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:38,163 免許 取りたてだけど ドライブ連れてったげる 218 00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:39,623 (計)うん 219 00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:46,839 あんな遠くから命中させるとは すごい腕だな 220 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,591 フッ… 221 00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:55,556 これは何なんだ? 222 00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:58,976 何だ? この生物は 223 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:09,862 (2人)うん? 224 00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:17,202 (犬の鳴き声) 225 00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:21,498 あっ! (コンタ)ああ? 226 00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:23,208 あれ! (コンタ)はぁ? 227 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,093 (鳴き声) 228 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,961 (コンタ) どうするよ? おい こっち来るぜ 229 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,923 (トマオ) 怒られるんかな? 俺たち 230 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:16,428 つわものだぜ あいつは (宮藤)えっ? 231 00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:19,431 (計)あっ… 232 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:25,104 なんで あのデブ 俺のほう見てんだ? 気色悪い 233 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:28,232 ホモなんじゃないの? あんた かわいいから 234 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,608 ホモかよ 235 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,612 彼はスーツを着てるから あれだけのことができるんだよ 236 00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:38,158 お前だって着てるじゃねえかよ お前 何かできんのか? 237 00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:39,535 (北条)そういえば あいつ― 238 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:43,038 前回は スーツなしで ほとんど倒したな 239 00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:44,540 (岡崎)へえ… 240 00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:45,999 ウッ… 241 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:50,045 勘弁してくれよ ホモは… モホはよ 242 00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,304 (トマオ)どうする? 243 00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:02,141 (コンタ) でも 小せえし なんとかなるかも 244 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:05,686 (トマオ)“小せえ”って 2メートル超えてるぜ こいつ 245 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:09,231 (コンタ)いや さっきのヤツより小せえかなって 246 00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:10,566 (トマオ)あいつら 呼ぶ? 247 00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:13,068 (コンタ) いいよ こいつ 俺 やってやっから 248 00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:17,990 (仏像星人) ぬしらは してんのだもぬて ぜんにするふさわかろう 249 00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:22,077 ひじゃむぬる くろまにまに みずらに はにぬのだろう 250 00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:25,831 (トマオ)あ~あ… 意味 分かんねえこと言い始めた 251 00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:27,082 任したかんね 252 00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:31,086 フッ… ヘヘッ… 253 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,091 (岸本)あっ… 254 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,135 (計)あっ… 255 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:39,636 (岸本)あっ… 256 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,892 (加藤)岸本さん? 257 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,311 えっ? (加藤)あの… 258 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:50,355 あっ… (加藤)岸本さん? 259 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,274 あの… (加藤)うん? 260 00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:56,653 “岸本”で いいから 261 00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,531 さっきも そう言ってくれたよね? 262 00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:02,034 (加藤)あ… ああ そうだっけ? 263 00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,704 岸本で いい 264 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:08,874 (加藤)あっ… 265 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:13,503 (加藤) じゃ 次も また狙撃 頼むよ 266 00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:16,840 フッ… 267 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,675 (コンタ)おっと… 268 00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:21,511 エヘヘヘッ… 269 00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:22,679 ンッ! 270 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:23,764 (頭突きの音) 271 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,226 (トマオ)すげえ! やれー! (犬のほえる声) 272 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:28,727 (犬のほえる声) うん? ハッ… 273 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:29,895 (北条たち)ハッ… 274 00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:32,189 (岸本)あっ… (JJ)うん? 275 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:33,607 あっ… 276 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,288 ジーザス… 277 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:06,390 ♪~ 278 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:30,182 ~♪ 279 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:34,061 (岡崎)“でかい”ったって たかが大仏だろう? 280 00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:39,941 こっちには銃が山ほどあんだよ 好き勝手に ぶっ放せるんだぜ 281 00:22:40,108 --> 00:22:42,235 死にたくない 死にたくない… 282 00:22:42,402 --> 00:22:44,863 次回 “なんじゃ ありゃあっ”