Now listen, yo!
People put your guns up
Mazu ore ga run dat
Hashirimawatte yatsura o gun shot
Brand new sound sou still survival
Here come the sound boy kono sekai ni ikiro
Chiryoku tairyoku to un ga mau ze! Flow
Fukuranda ataman naka wa zakkubaran nan da
Savannah de Banna ni wanpan
Kantan knockout kan kan kan
One time for your mind ikinuke
Around the world
Tsukimatou no sa itsu no itami mo
Kedakai kami no mawari mo ima karimono
Makareta tane mo hana sakeba dare no
Ikite uchikomu shinnen no ya o more more more
Ikisaki ni yasuragi wa nai
Tachi na sa don't give up the fight
Ima sou kono shunkan mo die die die
Big shooter ikiisoide blazing
Beat you up kirihiraite break
Shot shooter ikiisoida crazy
Shoujun au shikin kyori de break
Big shooter ikiisoide blazing
Beat you up kirihiraite break
Shot shooter ikiisoida crazy
Shoujun au shikin kyori de break
（しおり）あしたの模試 なに着ていこうかな？
I wonder what I should wear for tomorrow's practice exam?
Give me a minute.
（母親）ちょっと待ってて
（母親）これこれ 着て行きなさい
Here, here. Wear this.
（しおり）アハッ！ かわいい どうしたの？ これ
This is so cute! Where'd you get it?
（母親）ウフフッ…
It's for you, dear. I splurged.
お母さん しおりちゃんのために 奮発しちゃった
Thanks, Mom.
（しおり）ありがとう お母さん
In return, get a good score on the test.
（母親）その代わり いい点取ってよね 期待してるわよ
I'm counting on you.
Uh-oh!
（少女時代の岸本(きしもと)）アハハハッ…
Good job!
（母親）よくできました 偉いわよ 恵(けい)ちゃん
That's great, Kei!
Wow, you got one hundred points. I'm so happy.
まあ すごい！ 100点じゃない お母さん うれしいわ
I love you, Kei. You're my pride and joy.
愛してるわ 恵ちゃん 自慢の娘ですもの
Let's try a little harder. Have confidence in yourself.
もう少し頑張ろう 自信持って さあ 勉強 勉強
Okay, time to study.
Knowing you, Kei, you'll do fine.
大丈夫 恵ちゃんなら きっと お母さん 恵ちゃんを信じてるわ
I have faith in you, Kei.
ウフフッ… 期待してるわよ
I'm counting on you.
Stupid Idiot! That's right. I'm glad she passed.
（母親） そうなのよ 受かって良かったわ
Stupid Idiot! If I had to tell people she couldn't even get into her safety net school,
滑り止めも落ちたなんて言ったら 恥ずかしくて外歩けないわよ
If I had to tell people she couldn't even get into her safety net school,
I'd have been so embarrassed, I couldn't set foot outside.
Right, she's just like her father, not very bright.
父親に似て出来が悪くって ホント困っちゃうわ あの子
I just don't know what to do with her.
えっ？ しおりちゃん？ しおりちゃんは優秀だから
What? Shiori?
Shiori's so gifted.
Just the other day, her teacher said she'd have no trouble passing,
この前もね 先生に―
合格 間違いなしって 太鼓判 押されちゃった
and gave her his seal of approval.
Oh, that was delicious.
（岸本）アア… おいしかった ごちそうさまでした
Barley Tea Oh, that was delicious.
Barley Tea
Thanks!
Barley Tea
What the...
（計(けい)）なんだ… ショック受けてたんじゃないのか？
Wasn't she supposed to be in shock?
Even so, why are there two of them?
…にしても なんで２人いんだろう？
So what will you do now?
（計）どうするの？ これから （岸本）分かんない
I don't know.
でも なんか楽になった （計）えっ？
But for some reason, I feel relieved.
（岸本）私 今まで ずっと―
I feel as though I've been living my whole life for my mother's sake.
お母さんのために 生きてきた気がする
お母さんに気に入られようって いい子でいなくちゃって…
Trying to please her.
Always being a good girl.
ずっと真面目に勉強ばっかりしてた
I was always studying so hard.
But it was no use.
でも ダメだった
捨てられちゃったんだ 私
I was forsaken.
So...
それで…
So I don't know what she's going to do from now on,
（岸本）だから あの子が これから どうするのか分からないけど…
私は 私の生き方してみるんだ
but I'm going to try to live my own life.
よし！
Okay!
I love him!
好きだ！ 私 好きな人できた
I've found someone I love!
What?!
生きよう！ 好きな人のために
I'm gonna live! For his sake!
（計）やった！ コンドーム まだ いっぱいあるし
All right! And I've still got plenty of condoms!
Kato!
（岸本）加藤(かとう)君！
What?
私 加藤君が好きだ！
I love Kato!
大好き！ （計）アア…
I really love him!
お… おい…
Hey...
Say, Kurono.
ねえ 玄野(くろの)君 加藤君の住所知らない？
Do you know Kato's address?
（計）知らない （岸本）そう…
No...
Oh.
でも いい！ すぐ会える気がするもの
But that's okay!
I get the feeling I'll be able to see him soon.
運命を感じるの 加藤君とは
I feel our destinies are linked. Kato's and mine.
（歩(あゆむ)）兄ちゃん （加藤）あっ…
Masaru...
悪い 眠れなかったか？ 今 電気消すから
I'm sorry. You couldn't sleep?
I'll turn off the light now.
（歩）何かあったの？ （加藤）あっ な… ないぜ 何も
Did something happen?
No, nothing. Not a thing.
（歩）ケンシロウってさ 死なないんだよね？
Kenshiro never dies, right?
えっ？ ああ 強(つえ)えからな
Yeah, because he's tough!
But really, it's wrong to hit people and stuff, right?
でも ホントはさ 人のこと 殴ったりしちゃダメなんだよね？
Just because you're tough doesn't mean you can do whatever you want, right?
自分が強いからって―
何してもいいってことには なんないよね？
What...
（加藤）何だよ？
What's with you?
死なないでね 兄ちゃん （加藤）あっ…
Don't die, Masaru.
な… な… 何言ってんだよ？ （歩）僕…
What are you talking about?
I...
I want to live with you, just the two of us! So...
（歩）兄ちゃんと２人で暮らしたい
だから… 死なないでね
Don't die.
（歩）痛かったかな？ お父さんと お母さん
I wonder if it hurt when Mom and Dad...
I don't know. I've never died before.
（加藤）さあ…
俺 死んだことないし…
What?!
An' then, I told her, "You're not forty!"
An' she suddenly burst into tears.
（漫才師Ａ） そしたら急に泣くのですよ
I don't quite get it, but you say she burst into tears?
（漫才師Ｂ）なんや よう分からんけど 泣くんかい…
She was lyin' about her age.
But she was cryin' so much I thought I'd better not force the issue!
（漫才師Ａ）で… あんまり泣くんで… もうええわ
ウワッ！ （鼓動音）
They really are hot!
やっぱ すげえや あっ…
（岸本）ンッ… （計）ねえ
Say...
肩こってない？ マッサージしたげよっか？
Are your shoulders stiff?
Want a shoulder massage?
（欣二(きんじ)）ホントに こんなとこに女来んのか？
Are there really gonna be girls coming to a place like this?
I suddenly got this e-mail from her a minute ago.
（春哉(はるや)） さっき いきなり メール来てさ
She said, let's eat at that family restaurant over there.
そこのファミレスでメシ食おうって
She said she'd bring three of her friends.
友達３人連れてくるってさ （康介(こうすけ)）それ マワせんの？
Let's party! Wait at the parking lot next to that family restaurant. I'll bring three friends. See ya there! She said she'd bring three of her friends.
Let's party! Wait at the parking lot next to that family restaurant. I'll bring three friends. See ya there! So are we gonna get some?
I've hit on this girl before.
（春哉）前にナンパしたヤツでさ 結構 ノリいいから―
She's pretty game for anything, so I think her friends will probably be okay.
友達も多分 ＯＫだと思うよ （欣二）へえ
Really?
I'm gonna take off.
（鉄男(てつお)） 俺 帰るわ 牛乳 頼まれてるし
The wife wants me to bring home milk, so...
What? Forget about that!
（欣二） ええっ？ いいじゃんかよ そんなの
（鉄男たち）ンンッ… （暴走族Ａ）鉄男！
Tetsuo!
You're not ruling the streets forever, you bastard!
（暴走族Ａ）いつまでも 道 仕切ってんじゃねえぞ こら！
Tetsu!
（春哉）鉄ちゃん！ （鉄男）くそ… ハメられた！
Shit, we're trapped!
Hinode Expressway Honzaka
Is it safe for us to get on the expressway?
（貞代(さだよ)） 大丈夫？ 高速なんか乗っちゃって
（北条(ほうじょう)）怖い？
Are you scared?
I'd die if you forced me off now.
（貞代） 今 私降ろされたら死んじゃう
あっ… なっ… なんで てめえが乗ってんだよ？
What are you doing on here on the bike?
（貞代） ウフフッ… 気づかないんだもん
You never notice me.
（男性）ゲッ… （男性）ウエッ…
Ew!
Gross!
What is that? A cat?
（男性）何だ これ… 猫？
It's been ripped apart!
（男性）グチャグチャじゃん
Damn.
（西(にし)）チッ… 物足りねえ
This isn't enough.
I gotta go after something bigger.
もっと でけえヤツじゃねえと
Here it comes!
来た…
Gantz, you're too slow!
（西）遅(おせ)えよ ガンツ
（加藤）何だ？
What's that?
（計）うわっ… 今 寒気した （岸本）私も
I just felt a chill run down my spine.
Me too.
Should I turn on the AC?
（計） エアコン つけたほうがいいかな？
別に いいんじゃない？
I don't think you need to.
（計）どう？ 気持ちいい？
So, does this feel good?
Yeah.
そりゃ 肩こるよね こんな…
I guess that would make your shoulders get stiff.
（岸本） えっ？ なんで？ そうかな？
Why? You think so?
ウワッ！
ちょ… ちょっと！ あっ…
Hey!
（計）オッ… タプ～ンッて… （岸本）やめて！
Boi-yoing! They're out of control! Bo-yo-yoing! Oh, jeez!
Hey! Stop it! Boi-yoing! They're out of control! Bo-yo-yoing! Oh, jeez!
やめてよ もう！ （転送音）
（計）耳鳴り？ （岸本）私も
A ringing in my ears?
Me too.
ウワッ… またかよ
Oh, no, not again!
えっ えっ？ なに？ なに？
What is it? What is it?
（加藤）あっ… 金縛り？
I can't move.
Hey, welcome back!
（西）よう おかえり
ンンッ！ （計）ウワッ…
（メンバー）行けー！
Hey, Kato!
加藤君！ （加藤）あっ どうも
Hey.
How have you been?
（岸本）元気だった？ （加藤）えっ？ あっ まあ…
Well, okay, I...
（計）加藤さ 取ってくなよな
Kato, don't snatch her away. That's good. I wanted to see you.
ええい！ （殴る音）
野郎！
Bastard!
Let go of me and get off the bike, you creep!
（北条）離せよ！
降りろよ てめえ 降りろって！
I said, get off!
In a place like this?
（貞代） こんな所で？ 家(うち)まで帰れないよ
I won't be able to get home.
Like I care!
（北条）知るかよ！
Your bad habit is
What happens to you does not concern me!
（北条）てめえが どうなろうと関係ねえんだよ！
（貞代）そんな… 冷たい…
Oh, my! How cold!
Now the two of us
Pasteurized Milk Only From Nippara Ranch Plain Milk Low Heat
I must've...
（鉄男の妻）きっとさ…
Yamaoka Maternity Clinic I must've...
Yamaoka Maternity Clinic
inhaled too much paint thinner or something.
（鉄男の妻） シンナーとか吸い過ぎたんだよね
I can't breast-feed.
おっぱい 出ないんだって 私
Regular milk'll do, won't it?
（鉄男）牛乳で いいんだろう？
I'm sure it'll be all right.
大丈夫なんじゃねえの？
（鉄男）犬？
A dog?
（鉄男）何だ？ これ
What the hell?
What?!
It's starting all over again.
（計）また始まった…
（春哉） えっ？ 開かねえじゃん これ
It won't open. Damn!
チッ… くそ…
（計）あのときと同じ
Just like before.
Grandma, where is this?
（亮太(りょうた)）おばあちゃん ここ どこ？ （カヨ）さあ？
I don't know. Where could we be?
（計）初めて来たヤツは あのときの俺たちと同じことしてる
The new people are doing the same stuff we did when we first came. I don't know. Where could we be?
The new people are doing the same stuff we did when we first came.
Tokyo Tower?
（北条）東京タワー？
（欣二）くそ！ 何なんだよ？
Damn! What the hell's going on?
（亮太） おばあちゃん 早くお家に帰りたい
Grandma, I wanna go home now.
Why can't I use my cell phone?! Grandma, I wanna go home now.
（鉄男）おい！
Hey! What the hell is going on? Somebody answer me!
どうなってんだ？ これ 誰か教えろ！
どこだよ？ ここ （春哉）説明しろ てめえら！
Where are we?
Tell us what's going on, you bastards!
（加藤）計ちゃん （計）あっ…
Kei...
説明したってムダだっつうの
It'd be pointless to explain anything.
俺たちだって 全然 信じなかっただろう
We didn't believe it either.
イライラすんな こいつら！
You guys are starting to piss me off!
何とか言えよ！ （春哉）ゾクなめてんじゃねえぞ！
Say something!
Don't fuck with bikers!
Hey, you! The tall one.
おい そこの背の でけえの
（鉄男）何とか言えよ こら！
Say something, damn it!
俺が聞きてえっつうの
I'm the one who wants to ask.
とぼけてんじゃねえだろうな？
You better not be playing dumb.
うん？ 火事…
A fire?
くそ こいつら…
Shit, screw you guys.
I get it! This is a hospital.
そっか 病院だ ここ
We did get the shit kicked out of us.
あんだけ殴られたもんな （鉄男）バ～カ
You dumbass, does this look like a hospital to you?
病院に見えるかよ？ みんな ピンピンしてんだろうが
We're all good as new.
Hey, look.
（春哉）おい あれ… （鉄男たち）ああ？
Man, does she have a rack!
（欣二） ウヒョ～… 巨乳ぶっこいてるぜ
Hell yeah!
（康介）うわ すげえ （欣二）どうすっか？
How 'bout it?
We can still get some action.
（春哉）またマワせんじゃん （岸本）えっ？
（康介） よく分かんねえけど まあ いっか
I don't quite get it, but who cares?
（欣二）俺 １番な
Me first!
Hey, wait! Why?
（春哉） おい 待てよ なんでだよ？
（欣二）ああ？ 順番ってもんがあんだろうが
There's gotta be an order.
Let's decide with rock, paper, scissors!
She's all over Kato! Let's decide with rock, paper, scissors!
（計）加藤 モテすぎだっつうの
She's all over Kato! Shut up!
She's all over Kato!
I'm first!
（計）くそ…
Damn it! I'm first!
Cut it out!
（計）やめろよ！
何だ？
What'd you say?
文句あんのかよ？ てめえ （計）ウッ…
You got a problem, punk?
Well?!
I wanna go home! I wanna see my mommy!
お家に帰りたい
お母さんに会いたい…
Shut up, you little brat! I'll kill ya!
うっせえ クソガキ！ 殺すぞ！
I'm sorry, Ryota.
ご… ごめんね 亮太 おばあちゃん なんとかするからね
I'll figure something out. I'll find some way to get you home.
きっと お家に帰してあげるからね （亮太）おばあちゃん
Grandma!
ンッ… 聞いてくれ！
Listen to me!
So that all of you here can survive and go home,
ここにいる全員が 生きて家に帰るために―
I'd like to tell you as much information as I can.
できるだけ情報をみんなに伝えたい
（西）なっ… やめろ！
Stop!
まずは 俺の知ってることから話す （西）バカか！
First, I'll tell you what I know.
Are you stupid?
（加藤） これから全員 武器を持って―
After this, I believe everyone will take a weapon, and be transported to a different location.
違う場所に 移動することになると思う
はぁ？ （春哉）何だ？ そりゃ
What?
What the hell're you talkin' about?
意味分かんねえ
I don't get it.
Even I don't completely get it. But that's what'll happen!
（加藤） 俺だって よくは分かってねえんだ
でも そうなっちまうんだよ
ゲームか何かか？ テレビ番組の
Is this some kind of game? Like on a TV show?
No. You're not on TV, and it's not a game.
（加藤） いや テレビでもゲームでもない
Okay, and then what?
…んで どうなんだよ？
宇宙人…
It appears we have to capture what seem to be aliens.
…らしきヤツを 捕まえなきゃならないらしい
“宇宙人”ってかよ… フフッ…
Aliens? You're shitting me!
Aliens?
宇宙人？ （カヨ）捕まえに行くんだって
He says we've got to capture them.
But there's no such thing as aliens!
そんなの いるわけないじゃん
This guy's out of his mind!
こいつ 頭おかしいぜ
The people who were here last time also made fun of it.
前回の人間も 最初は みんな バカにしてた
みんな 死んだのよ （欣二）へいへい 宇宙人ねえ
They all died!
Yeah, yeah, aliens, right?
ハハハッ… 会いてえ （康介）結局 何だっつうんだよ？
I wanna meet 'em!
So what's this all mean, anyway?
（春哉）よく分かんねえな
I don't get it.
（計）そりゃ 誰も信じねえよな
No one would possibly believe this.
計ちゃん 教えてくれ
Kei, tell them how to use the suits.
スーツの使い方 （計）あっ…
There's nothing to it. Just put them on.
使い方も何も…
ただ着るだけ…
It's the beginning of a brand new day
A day filled with hope
（欣二）な… 何だ？ （康介）ラジオ体操？
What's that? A day filled with hope
Radio calisthenics? A day filled with hope
Open your heart to happiness
And look up at the big, blue sky
うん？ 何だ？ こりゃ
What's this?
（欣二）さあ？ （たたく音）
I dunno.
（欣二） オッ… 何か出てきた
Your lives are now over, you bastards. What you do with your new lives...
Something popped up.
Your lives are now over, you bastards. What you do with your new lives...
Your lives are now over, you bastards.
〝てめえたちの命は なくなりました〞
Your lives are now over, you bastards.
What you do with your new lives is for me to decide.
“新しい命を どう使おうと 私の勝手です”
“という理屈なわけです” …だって
So there you have it.
Or so it says.
I don't get it.
（欣二）意味分かんねえ （鉄男）おお 画面変わんぞ
The screen's changing.
What? Suzuki?
ああ？ 〝鈴木(すずき)〞？ （欣二）〝鈴木星人〞？
The Suzuki Alien.
〝特徴 強い 爽やか とり〞？
Traits: Strong, refreshing, bird.
Plis go eliminate this target now, you bastards. The Suzuki Alien Traits: Strong, nefreshing, bird. Likes: Birds, sweets. Catch phrase: "Ha, ha, ha!" Traits: Strong, refreshing, bird.
Plis go eliminate this target now, you bastards. The Suzuki Alien Traits: Strong, nefreshing, bird. Likes: Birds, sweets. Catch phrase: "Ha, ha, ha!"
あ～ 〝好きなもの とり 甘い物〞
Plis go eliminate this target now, you bastards. The Suzuki Alien Traits: Strong, nefreshing, bird. Likes: Birds, sweets. Catch phrase: "Ha, ha, ha!" Likes: Birds, sweets.
Plis go eliminate this target now, you bastards. The Suzuki Alien Traits: Strong, nefreshing, bird. Likes: Birds, sweets. Catch phrase: "Ha, ha, ha!"
〝口癖 ハァー ハァー ハァー〞
Plis go eliminate this target now, you bastards. The Suzuki Alien Traits: Strong, nefreshing, bird. Likes: Birds, sweets. Catch phrase: "Ha, ha, ha!" Catch phrase: "Ha, ha, ha!"
（春哉）うわ！ マジ ゲームみてえになってきた
This is seriously starting to feel like a game.
Are we on TV after all?
（欣二） おい テレビか？ やっぱ ヘヘッ…
（鉄男たち）ウワッ！
（鉄男）あっ… すっげえ…
Awesome.
へえ オッ！ 重いじゃん これ
This is heavy!
They look like the real deal.
（欣二）本物みてえ…
They're real.
（加藤）本物だ （欣二）カッコイイじゃん！
These kick ass!
ありがとう
Thanks.
It's your choice whether you listen to me or not.
聞くも聞かないも勝手だけどな
But these suits are important enough to determine whether you live or die.
このスーツで生き死にが 決まるってくらい大事な物(もん)だから
Who elected you class president?
（西） 学級委員にでもなったつもりかよ？
I've never done anything like that, so I wouldn't know.
そんなの やったことないから よく分かんねえけど…
Why are you spilling the beans?
なんでネタばらしすんだよ？
生き残りたいからさ 全員で
Because I want to make it back alive, with everyone.
We're faxes, right?
ファクスの書類なんだろう？
Copies of the original, right?
本体のコピーなんだろう？ 俺たち
So?
（西）だったら？
"You are already dead."
お前は既に死んでいる
When I was a kid, I used to think that was cool.
子供のころは すげえって思ったけど
But now...
今は 結構 ムカつくな
It really pisses me off.
Kurono
ハァ ハァ ハァ…
Uh-oh!
（計）しまった…
My suit's not here.
（計）スーツが ない！
Oh, shit!
やっべえ…
（汗の落ちる音） （計）どうする？
What am I gonna do?
どうする？ どうする？
What am I gonna do?
Hajimari wa dare demo junshin muku na baby
Nigai mi kajitte mo kujikecha dame yo walk straight
Satta koto da kedo ame no naka zukizuki itamu yo
I'm lonely as floating ice
Yaseta yubi ni kiss o shite
Naita anata o omoidasu yo
Kore de owari da to shite mo
Saigo no kiss wa wasurenai yo
Wasurenai yo
Kare no kiss o wasurenai yo
Oh, shit! I forgot it.
（計） やべえよ 俺 忘れてきちゃったよ
I'm in deep trouble now!
マジやべえよ 今度は どんなヤツが出てくんだよ？
What kind of guy's gonna appear this time?
What IS that thing?
何だよ？ あいつ マジかよ？
Is this for real?
Next time: "I'll Kill You Without a Moment's Hesitation"
次回 “ソッコー殺す”
I'M the one who's gonna get killed!
殺されんのは俺だってばよ！