[Script Info]
ScriptType: v4.00+
Collisions: Normal
ScaledBorderAndShadow: Yes
PlayResX: 960
PlayResY: 540
LayoutResX: 960
LayoutResY: 540

[V4+ Styles]
Format: Name, Fontname, Fontsize, PrimaryColour, SecondaryColour, OutlineColour, BackColour, Bold, Italic, Underline, StrikeOut, ScaleX, ScaleY, Spacing, Angle, BorderStyle, Outline, Shadow, Alignment, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Encoding
Style: Default,A-OTF Maru Folk Pro B,42,&H00FFFFFF,&H000000FF,&H00000000,&H7F000000,-1,0,0,0,100,100,0,0,1,2,2,1,0,0,0,1

[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.11,0:00:10.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)}♬～
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.78,0:00:19.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(240,496)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}（ブッダ）{\fscx100}あ～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}日本の正月は平和だな～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.29,0:00:23.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(320,496)\c&H00FFFF00}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そういえば{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}イエス➡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.22,0:00:25.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(280,436)\c&H00FFFF00}トイレットペーパーを
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.22,0:00:25.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(300,496)\c&H00FFFF00}商店街に買いに行ってから➡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.79,0:00:28.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(300,496)\c&H00FFFF00}なかなか帰ってこないな～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.29,0:00:33.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(360,496)\c&H00FFFF00}うん{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}何かイヤな予感{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.17,0:00:35.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(360,496)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}（イエス）{\fscx100}ブッダ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.64,0:00:38.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}とてもすばらしいニュースだよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.30,0:00:42.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,436)\c&H00FFFF00}イヤな予感{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}的中する予感しかしない{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.30,0:00:42.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}これなんだけどさ…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.31,0:00:45.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(400,436)\c&H00FFFF00}漫才コンテスト？
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.31,0:00:45.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}そうなのよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.08,0:00:49.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}３か月に１度{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}開催してるんだけど
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.08,0:00:49.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}私{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ずっと{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}これ出てみたかったのよ～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.82,0:00:52.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(340,436)\c&H00FFFF00}イヤな予感{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}完全的中！
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.82,0:00:52.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,496)\c&H0000FFFF}えっ？
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.65,0:00:55.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(320,436)\c&H00FFFF00}えっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}無理だよ～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.65,0:00:55.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(340,496)\c&H00FFFF00}私も{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}お笑いは{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}大好きだけど➡
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.99,0:00:57.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(460,436)\c&H00FFFF00}やるのと見るのとは
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.99,0:00:57.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(480,496)\c&H00FFFF00}大違いなんだからね～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.92,0:01:02.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}私ね{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}この日のために
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.92,0:01:02.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ずっと{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ネタ書きためてたのよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.26,0:01:05.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(300,436)\c&H00FFFF00}えっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}イヤだよ～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.26,0:01:05.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(320,496)\c&H00FFFF00}静まり返った{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}お客さんの前で➡
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.60,0:01:08.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(320,436)\c&H00FFFF00}舞台に立ち続けるなんて
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.60,0:01:08.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(340,496)\c&H00FFFF00}仏として{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ありえない{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.40,0:01:11.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(300,382)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50\fscy50}はりつけ
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.40,0:01:11.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}私なんか{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}磔にされる時
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.40,0:01:11.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}客席から{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}石{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}投げつけられたんだよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.77,0:01:14.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}静寂なんて{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}へっちゃらだよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.77,0:01:14.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(320,496)\c&H00FFFF00}ほら{\fscx50}　１００{\fscx100}％ウケない前提で➡
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.61,0:01:17.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(340,436)\c&H00FFFF00}考えちゃってんじゃん{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.61,0:01:17.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ウケます{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}絶対ウケます{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}自信ある{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.51,0:01:22.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(440,436)\c&H00FFFF00}え～っ！
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.51,0:01:22.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}迷ってんのかよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.95,0:01:25.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(420,436)\c&H00FFFF00}えっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}何？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}今のツッコミ？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.95,0:01:25.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}そう{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}私{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ツッコミ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.79,0:01:28.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,436)\c&H00FFFF00}えっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}私{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}何もボケてなかったよね？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.79,0:01:28.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}なんでやねん！
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.82,0:01:31.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(320,496)\c&H00FFFF00}だから{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}私{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}何もボケてないって{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.66,0:01:35.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}気にしない{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}気にしない{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.66,0:01:35.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ちなみに{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}優勝賞品は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}お米券です{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.50,0:01:38.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(380,436)\c&H00FFFF00}はっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}やります！
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.50,0:01:38.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(320,496)\c&H0000FFFF}じゃ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}この紙{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}見て{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.13,0:01:40.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(240,436)\c&H00FFFF00}えっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}今のところ
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.13,0:01:40.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H00FFFF00}一番のツッコミどころだったよね？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.80,0:01:44.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(280,436)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}「{\fscx100}お米券だよ{\fscx50}」。　「{\fscx100}やります！{\fscx50}」。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.80,0:01:44.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(300,496)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}「{\fscx100}やんのか～い！{\fscx50}」{\fscx100}的なさ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.64,0:01:47.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}そんなの{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ツッコミじゃないよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.64,0:01:47.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(360,496)\c&H00FFFF00}それが{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ツッコミだよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.54,0:01:49.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ささ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}早く立って{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.98,0:01:54.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H00FFFF00}もう{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}お米券って{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}どれぐらいなんだろう？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.98,0:01:54.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(200,496)\c&H0000FFFF}米１俵分だって{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.81,0:01:57.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(480,436)\c&H00FFFF00}はっ！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}やります{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.81,0:01:57.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(240,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ウソ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.15,0:01:59.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(480,436)\c&H00FFFF00}ウソなんか～い！
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.15,0:01:59.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H0000FFFF}５キロ分{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.65,0:02:02.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,436)\c&H00FFFF00}ねえねえ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}私の方が
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.65,0:02:02.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(280,496)\c&H00FFFF00}ツッコミ上手と思うんだけどな～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.26,0:02:05.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,436)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}「{\fscx100}はい{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}どうも～{\fscx50}」。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.26,0:02:05.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(400,496)\c&H00FFFF00}あ～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}始まったのね？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.09,0:02:07.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}「{\fscx100}突然だけど{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}君
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.09,0:02:07.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ヘアスタイル{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}斬新だよね{\fscx50}」。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.39,0:02:12.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}「{\fscx100}本当ですか？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}今
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.39,0:02:12.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H00FFFF00}すごく旬なヘアスタイルなんですよ～{\fscx50}。{\fscx100}➡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.77,0:02:15.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(480,436)\c&H00FFFF00}鏡餅ヘア{\fscx50}」。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.77,0:02:15.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}「{\fscx100}正月にやれや！{\fscx50}」。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.67,0:02:18.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(480,496)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}「{\fscx100}南無三{\fscx50}」。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.40,0:02:21.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(380,436)\c&H00FFFF00}いや{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}今{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}正月だけど{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.40,0:02:21.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(280,496)\c&H0000FFFF}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そうだな{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.31,0:02:24.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,436)\c&H0000FFFF}これ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}正月じゃない設定で
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.31,0:02:24.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(200,496)\c&H0000FFFF}書いちゃったんだった{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.11,0:02:27.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ダメだ～{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}もう{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ダメだ～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.61,0:02:30.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(380,496)\c&H00FFFF00}え～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ネタ１つしか{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ないの？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.28,0:02:32.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(420,436)\c&H00FFFF00}このあとも{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}いろいろ
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.28,0:02:32.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(440,496)\c&H00FFFF00}書いてあんじゃないの？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.29,0:02:35.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,286)\c&H0000FFFF}つかみのネタは
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.29,0:02:35.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,346)\c&H0000FFFF}これだって決めてたんだよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.12,0:02:39.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(320,436)\c&H00FFFF00}え～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}じゃあ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}もう
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.12,0:02:39.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(340,496)\c&H00FFFF00}私が{\fscx50}「{\fscx100}鏡餅ヘア{\fscx50}」{\fscx100}って言ったら➡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.29,0:02:41.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H00FFFF00}ツッコむの{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}やめて
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.29,0:02:41.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}「{\fscx100}おめでとうございま～す{\fscx50}」{\fscx100}とか➡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.79,0:02:44.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(380,436)\c&H00FFFF00}言うのは{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}どう？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.79,0:02:44.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}「{\fscx100}正月にやれや！{\fscx50}」{\fscx100}って➡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.13,0:02:47.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(300,436)\c&H0000FFFF}ツッコミたかったんだよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.13,0:02:47.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(240,496)\c&H00FFFF00}じゃあ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}もう{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}さっきみたいに➡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.97,0:02:50.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,496)\c&H00FFFF00}君が{\fscx50}「{\fscx100}正月にやれや！{\fscx50}」{\fscx100}ってツッコんで➡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.00,0:02:53.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,436)\c&H00FFFF00}私が{\fscx50}「{\fscx100}正月だわ！{\fscx50}」{\fscx100}って{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ツッコミ返すって
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.00,0:02:53.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,496)\c&H00FFFF00}いうので{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}いいんじゃない？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.31,0:02:56.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}それ{\c&H00FFFFFF\fscx50}　{\c&H0000FFFF\fscx100}いいじゃん{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ブッダ{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}そうすると
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.31,0:02:56.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}私も{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ツッコミボケみたいになって➡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.81,0:02:59.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(300,436)\c&H0000FFFF}おいしいし{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.81,0:02:59.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(440,496)\c&H00FFFF00}あ～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}はい{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そうね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.31,0:03:01.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H00FFFF00}冒頭は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}それでいくのね？
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.25,0:03:03.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}「{\fscx100}そういえば{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}この耳も{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}すてきですよね{\fscx50}」。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.25,0:03:05.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(200,436)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}「{\fscx100}でしょう？
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.25,0:03:05.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H00FFFF00}ちょっと引っ張って下さいよ{\fscx50}」。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.59,0:03:08.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}「{\fscx100}それでは遠慮なく{\fscx50}」。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.59,0:03:08.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}「{\fscx100}いいミルクが出ますんで{\fscx50}」。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.49,0:03:10.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(200,496)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}「{\fscx100}雌牛かよ！{\fscx50}」。　{\fscx100}ドッカ～ン！
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.92,0:03:13.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,436)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}「{\fscx100}…にしても{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}君{\fscx50}」。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.92,0:03:13.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(660,436)\c&H00FFFF00}いやいやいや
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.92,0:03:13.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H00FFFF00}全然{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ドッカ～ンする感じしないから{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.76,0:03:16.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(320,436)\c&H0000FFFF}えっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}何で？
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.76,0:03:16.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(380,496)\c&H00FFFF00}弱い気がするよ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ネタが{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.66,0:03:21.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}何でよ？{\fscx50}　「{\fscx100}雌牛かよ！{\fscx50}」{\fscx100}って{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}ハハハハ…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.50,0:03:24.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H00FFFF00}いやいや{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そんなに面白くないから{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.27,0:03:27.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,436)\c&H00FFFF00}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そうだ！
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.27,0:03:27.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(280,496)\c&H00FFFF00}君の奇跡で{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}私の耳たぶから➡
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.27,0:03:29.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(320,436)\c&H00FFFF00}本当にミルク出せないの？
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.27,0:03:29.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H0000FFFF}え～っ{\fscx50}！？
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.78,0:03:32.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(360,382)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50\fscy50}ぶどうしゅ
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.78,0:03:32.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,436)\c&H00FFFF00}水を葡萄酒に
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.78,0:03:32.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(280,496)\c&H00FFFF00}石をパンに変えられる君だ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.81,0:03:35.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(240,436)\c&H00FFFF00}私の耳たぶから
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.81,0:03:35.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H00FFFF00}ミルクぐらい出せるだろう？
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.42,0:03:39.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}えっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}出たところで{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}何が面白いの？
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.42,0:03:39.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(440,496)\c&H00FFFF00}いやいや{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.12,0:03:42.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(240,436)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}「{\fscx100}いいミルク{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}出ますんで{\fscx50}」。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.12,0:03:42.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}「{\fscx100}雌牛かよ！{\fscx50}」。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.02,0:03:44.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(400,436)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}「{\fscx100}ピュ～！{\fscx50}」。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.02,0:03:44.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}「{\fscx100}いや{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}本当に出るんかい！{\fscx50}」。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.92,0:03:47.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(340,496)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}２人の笑い声{\fscx50}）
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.43,0:03:51.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(360,436)\c&H0000FFFF}面白い{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.43,0:03:51.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(420,496)\c&H00FFFF00}ほら{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}君の奇跡待ちだよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.30,0:03:53.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(340,496)\c&H0000FFFF}うん{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.97,0:04:00.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)}♬～
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.57,0:04:02.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ダメだよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.57,0:04:02.51,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(420,496)\c&H00FFFF00}無理かい？
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.51,0:04:04.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H0000FFFF}父さんから声が聞こえたよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.44,0:04:08.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}「{\fscx100}漫才でウケるために{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}奇跡を起こすな{\fscx50}」
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.44,0:04:08.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}って{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.44,0:04:08.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(480,496)\c&H00FFFF00}ごもっともだな{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.31,0:04:13.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}あ～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ダメだ～！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ここに書いてあること
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.31,0:04:13.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}全部{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}スベる気がしてきた！
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.25,0:04:17.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(240,496)\c&H00FFFF00}ちょっと{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}イエス～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}元気出してよ～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.12,0:04:20.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(380,496)\c&H00FFFF00}じゃあ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}こういうのは{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}どう？
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.28,0:04:40.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(320,496)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}「{\fscx100}幽体離脱～！{\fscx50}」。
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.95,0:04:43.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ハハハ…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ダメだよ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}パクリは{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.78,0:04:49.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}それ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}最近{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}全然テレビに出てないけど
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.78,0:04:49.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}たっちのパクリだからね～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.12,0:04:51.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(420,496)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}「{\fscx100}仏から～➡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.16,0:04:53.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(380,496)\c&H00FFFF00}はい{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ひょっこり{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}仏{\fscx50}」。
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.29,0:04:56.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ハハハハ…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.30,0:05:00.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}だから{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}パクリはダメだって～！
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.30,0:05:00.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(300,496)\c&H00FFFF00}めっちゃ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ウケてたくせに～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.37,0:05:04.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}だって{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}仏像の裏から{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ひょっこり
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.37,0:05:04.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}本物が出てくるとか{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}最高じゃん！
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.90,0:05:07.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,436)\c&H00FFFF00}イエスも十字架の裏から
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.90,0:05:07.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(280,496)\c&H00FFFF00}ひょっこり出てきてよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.37,0:05:11.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}「{\fscx100}十字架から{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ひょっこり{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}イエス{\fscx50}」{\fscx100}って
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.37,0:05:11.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}隠れられるか{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}十字架に！
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.24,0:05:16.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(360,436)\c&H00FFFF00}ハハハハ…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}イエスのツッコミ
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.24,0:05:16.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(380,496)\c&H00FFFF00}久々に{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}本当にツボ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.92,0:05:19.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}よ～し{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}この調子で{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}新ネタ書こう！
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.59,0:05:24.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(340,436)\c&H00FFFF00}あ～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}っていうか{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そもそも
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.59,0:05:24.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(360,496)\c&H00FFFF00}コンビ名は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}どうするんだい？
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.92,0:05:26.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}それは{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}もう
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.92,0:05:26.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}パンチとロン毛に決めてるから{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.86,0:05:30.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H00FFFF00}あ～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}パンチとロン毛{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.80,0:05:33.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(300,496)\c&H00FFFF00}名前は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}いいね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.50,0:05:40.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}＜{\fscx100}当日{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}お客さんが全て老人だったため➡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.47,0:05:44.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,436)\c&H00FFFF00}私たちが登場してから
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.47,0:05:44.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,496)\c&H00FFFF00}ずっと両手を合わせていたので➡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.11,0:05:46.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H00FFFF00}一つの笑いも取れませんでした{\fscx50}。{\fscx100}➡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.41,0:05:53.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H00FFFF00}しかし{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}審査が{\c&H00FFFFFF\fscx50}　{\c&H00FFFF00\fscx100}お客さんの投票だったため
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.41,0:05:53.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H00FFFF00}断トツの優勝を果たしたのでした{\fscx50}＞
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.19,0:05:58.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)}♬～
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.36,0:06:04.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(560,496)\c&H0000FFFF}う～ん…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.23,0:06:11.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H00FFFF00}おっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}テレビつけっ放しだ～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.74,0:06:15.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H00FFFF00}イエス{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}寝オチしたんだな～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.61,0:06:21.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H00FFFF00}昨日から見始めた{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}海外ゾンビドラマか～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.25,0:06:27.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H00FFFF00}よし{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}イエスを起こさないようにっと{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.59,0:06:30.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(500,436)\c&H0000FFFF}まだ見てるから～！
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.59,0:06:30.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H00FFFF00}うわ～っ！
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.49,0:06:34.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(240,436)\c&H0000FFFF}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ごめん{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}ヘッドホンしてるから
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.49,0:06:34.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H0000FFFF}つい大きな声{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}出ちゃった{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.46,0:06:37.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H00FFFF00}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ゾンビが出るより{\fscx50}　１００{\fscx100}倍怖かったよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.26,0:06:42.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}いや～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}もう{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}やめらんないね{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}海外ドラマ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.26,0:06:42.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}やめ時{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}分かんなくなる{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.40,0:06:46.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,436)\c&H00FFFF00}面白いなら{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}別にいいけど
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.40,0:06:46.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(200,496)\c&H00FFFF00}君{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}こういうの苦手じゃなかったっけ？
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.27,0:06:51.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H00FFFF00}血がドバ～ッみたいな{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.27,0:06:51.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(820,436)\c&H0000FFFF}うん
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.27,0:06:51.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ゾンビ物を見るのは{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}初めてなんだけど➡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.41,0:06:55.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}いや～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}私も
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.41,0:06:55.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}終末までには慣れておかないとと思って{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.28,0:06:58.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H00FFFF00}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そっか{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.28,0:06:58.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H00FFFF00}終末には悪と戦わないといけないのか{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.62,0:07:01.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(280,436)\c&H0000FFFF}いや{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そういうんじゃなくて
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.62,0:07:01.05,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(300,496)\c&H0000FFFF}よき死者たちが➡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.05,0:07:03.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}終末には{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}よみがえることになってるから{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.36,0:07:06.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,436)\c&H00FFFF00}えっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}何？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}人がいいゾンビが
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.36,0:07:06.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(200,496)\c&H00FFFF00}続々と出てくるの？
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.23,0:07:09.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(200,436)\c&H0000FFFF}そうなのよ{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}だから
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.23,0:07:09.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ビクビクしてられないでしょう？
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.90,0:07:14.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(200,436)\c&H0000FFFF}飛びっ切りの笑顔で迎えてあげないと{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.90,0:07:14.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H00FFFF00}大変だね～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.23,0:07:16.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H00FFFF00}で{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}慣れたのかい？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ゾンビには{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.57,0:07:23.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}う～ん{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}まあ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ずっと{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ゾンビ物{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}見てるから
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.57,0:07:23.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}恋愛映画とかで人が死んだ時に➡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.74,0:07:26.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(360,436)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}「{\fscx100}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}早く頭{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}撃たなきゃ{\fscx50}」{\fscx100}と
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.74,0:07:26.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(380,496)\c&H0000FFFF}思うくらいには{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}なったかな{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.78,0:07:30.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H00FFFF00}君{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}かなり頭の中が
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.78,0:07:30.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H00FFFF00}ゾンビ脳になってるね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.78,0:07:30.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(620,496)\c&H0000FFFF}うん{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.52,0:07:34.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(340,436)\c&H0000FFFF}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}あと{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}君は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}絶対に
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.52,0:07:34.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(360,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ゾンビになっちゃいけないよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.39,0:07:38.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H00FFFF00}どうして？
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.39,0:07:38.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(680,442)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50\fscy50}びゃくごう
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.39,0:07:38.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H0000FFFF}だって{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}その額のポッチ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}白毫がさ➡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.59,0:07:40.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(380,436)\c&H0000FFFF}ヘッドショットの的みたいに
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.59,0:07:40.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(400,496)\c&H0000FFFF}なっちゃって{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.63,0:07:44.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(380,436)\c&H00FFFF00}はあ…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.63,0:07:44.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(420,496)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}「{\fscx100}おいおい{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}あそこに➡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.26,0:07:48.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,436)\c&H0000FFFF}撃つ所に印つけてる
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.26,0:07:48.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(200,496)\c&H0000FFFF}人のいいゾンビがいるぜ！{\fscx50}」{\fscx100}みたいに➡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.27,0:07:50.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(300,436)\c&H0000FFFF}バカにされちゃうからさ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.27,0:07:50.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(400,496)\c&H00FFFF00}うん{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.60,0:07:54.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,436)\c&H00FFFF00}君{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ちょっと{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ゾンビ見過ぎだよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.60,0:07:54.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(200,496)\c&H00FFFF00}今夜は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}もう寝なさい{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.94,0:07:57.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(580,496)\c&H0000FFFF}そうする{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.06,0:08:18.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(200,436)\c&H00FFFF00}ちゃんと寝れんのかな？
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.06,0:08:18.56,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H00FFFF00}夢でも{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}うなされそう{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.02,0:08:46.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(520,496)\c&H0000FFFF}う～ん…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.93,0:08:50.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(500,496)\c&H0000FFFF}う～ん…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.60,0:08:53.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H00FFFF00}ほら{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}案の定{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}うなされだした{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.50,0:08:56.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(520,496)\c&H0000FFFF}う～ん…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.77,0:09:02.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}うわ～っ！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}早く！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}早く頭を撃たなきゃ！
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.04,0:09:06.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(460,436)\c&H0000FFFF}うわっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}うっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}うわ～っ！
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.04,0:09:06.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H00FFFF00}あ～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}襲われてる{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}襲われてる{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.88,0:09:10.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(340,496)\c&H0000FFFF}あ…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}あ～っ！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}あっ…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.05,0:09:16.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(540,496)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}いびき{\fscx50}）
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.72,0:09:20.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H00FFFF00}落ち着いたかな{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.23,0:09:26.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(520,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ハハハハ…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.90,0:09:28.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H00FFFF00}あ～…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.90,0:09:28.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(460,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ハハハ…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.83,0:09:32.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H00FFFF00}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}何か{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}楽しい展開になってる{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.24,0:09:34.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(300,496)\c&H00FFFF00}ハハ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}よかった～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.17,0:09:36.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(360,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ハハハハ…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.74,0:09:41.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,496)\c&H0000FFFF}脳みそが飛び出してる～！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ヘヘヘヘ…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.25,0:09:44.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(300,496)\c&H0000FFFF}内臓も飛び出してるから～！
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.25,0:09:48.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(280,436)\c&H0000FFFF}へへへへ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}早く戻してあげないと！
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.25,0:09:48.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(300,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ハハハハ…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.99,0:09:52.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(200,436)\c&H00FFFF00}えっ…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}どういう意味だよ？
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.99,0:09:52.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H00FFFF00}何で{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そんな内容で笑えんの？
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.59,0:09:57.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H00FFFF00}どんな展開？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}いや～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}これは
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.59,0:09:57.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H00FFFF00}ちょっと困った傾向だな～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.76,0:10:01.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H00FFFF00}ゾンビ物{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}やめさした方がいいかな？
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.57,0:10:05.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H00FFFF00}おやすみ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.79,0:10:22.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H0000FFFF}うわ～っ！
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.82,0:10:27.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}ダメだ{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}あ～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}もう
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.82,0:10:27.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ゾンビ物{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}見るの{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}やめよう{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.29,0:10:31.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}こんな夢{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}毎日見てたら{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}体がもたない{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.13,0:10:34.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(280,496)\c&H0000FFFF}はあ～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.43,0:10:39.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}寝たら{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}楽しい夢が見れますように{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.43,0:10:39.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}はあ～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.31,0:10:42.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(360,436)\c&H00FFFF00}あ～っ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}死体を撃たないで～！
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.31,0:10:42.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}わ～っ！
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.81,0:10:47.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(560,496)\c&H00FFFF00}ハア{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ハア{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ハア…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.65,0:10:52.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}やめます{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ゾンビ物{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.65,0:10:52.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(500,496)\c&H00FFFF00}はい{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}やめて下さ～い{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.82,0:11:01.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)}♬～
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.09,0:11:03.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(200,496)\c&H0000FF00}全ての生けとし生けるものに➡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.93,0:11:07.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(200,436)\c&H0000FF00}太陽のように
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.93,0:11:07.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H0000FF00}さんさんと注がれる聖母の愛{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.60,0:11:15.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FF00}しかし{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}同時に彼女は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}唯一無二なる者…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.60,0:11:15.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FF00}究極の一人息子の母でもある{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.27,0:11:22.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}布団を買った？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}私が帰省した時用に？
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.27,0:11:22.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}えっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}いつ？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}正月？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ちょっと待って{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.15,0:11:26.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}いや{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}だから{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}私は…{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}もう…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.42,0:11:29.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}私{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}正月に帰るなんて
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.42,0:11:29.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ひと言も言ってないのに➡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.79,0:11:31.72,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}何で{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}確認する前に買っちゃうんだろう？
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.72,0:11:35.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(280,436)\c&H00FFFF00}もう{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}あれだよね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.72,0:11:35.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(300,496)\c&H00FFFF00}布団を買われちゃったら➡
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.13,0:11:39.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(240,436)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}「{\fscx100}詰み{\fscx50}」{\fscx100}だよね{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}もう多分{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}お菓子とか
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.13,0:11:39.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H00FFFF00}歯ブラシとか{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}買っちゃってるよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.63,0:11:42.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}もう{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}君は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ひと事だと思って…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.44,0:11:45.81,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(860,496)\c&H00FFFF00}🖩
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.81,0:11:50.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}おっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}今度は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}君のお母さんじゃない？
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.81,0:11:50.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(580,496)\c&H00FFFF00}ハハハ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}いや～…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.14,0:11:53.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(460,436)\c&H00FFFF00}あれ？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}本当に母さんだ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.14,0:11:53.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}イエ～イ！
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.45,0:11:58.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}君も{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}帰省した時用に
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.45,0:11:58.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}何か買われちゃったんだ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.28,0:12:02.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(200,436)\c&H00FFFF00}えっ{\fscx50}！？　{\fscx100}帰省した時用に宮殿を買った？
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.28,0:12:02.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(380,496)\c&H0000FFFF}宮殿{\fscx50}！？
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.92,0:12:07.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(440,436)\c&H00FFFF00}勘弁してよ～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.92,0:12:07.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}王族の王手{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}えげつないな～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.76,0:12:13.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,436)\c&H00FFFF00}えっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}何で？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}何で宮殿{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}買っちゃったの？
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.76,0:12:13.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,496)\c&H00FFFF00}たかだか{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}息子の帰省のために？
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.57,0:12:15.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(340,496)\c&H00FFFF00}あんまり言いたくないけどさ➡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.50,0:12:20.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(520,382)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50\fscy50}しゃか
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.50,0:12:20.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,436)\c&H00FFFF00}そういうのが{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}釈迦族の滅亡にさ…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.50,0:12:20.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(280,496)\c&H00FFFF00}直接的ではないにしろ…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.47,0:12:26.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(400,496)\c&H00FFFF00}うん…{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}はい{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}分かったよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.15,0:12:31.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(400,382)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50\fscy50}しゅんこう
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.15,0:12:31.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,436)\c&H00FFFF00}宮殿まで竣工されちゃったら
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.15,0:12:31.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(280,496)\c&H00FFFF00}もう帰るしかないだろう{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.62,0:12:35.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(240,436)\c&H00FFFF00}覚悟を決めて
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.62,0:12:35.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H00FFFF00}次の正月は帰ってみようかな{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.79,0:12:41.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}全く…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}何年かいないってだけで{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.79,0:12:41.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}もっとミレニアム単位で生きてほしいよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.59,0:12:44.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(240,436)\c&H00FFFF00}母さんが喜んでるのを見ると
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.59,0:12:44.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H00FFFF00}怒る気にもなれないしね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.96,0:12:48.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}分かる{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}私も{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}反抗期{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}思い出しちゃうから
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.96,0:12:48.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}強く言えないんだ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.63,0:12:52.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(200,436)\c&H00FFFF00}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}君にも反抗期なんてあったの？
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.63,0:12:52.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(360,496)\c&H0000FFFF}うん{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.30,0:12:58.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}知り合いの結婚式でさ
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.30,0:12:58.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}水を葡萄酒に変えようとした時にさ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.44,0:13:02.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,496)}ねえ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}葡萄酒が足りないんだけど{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.25,0:13:07.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}ちょ…
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.25,0:13:07.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}今{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}奇跡起こそうと思ってたんですけど！
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.59,0:13:10.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,496)\c&H00FFFF00}アガペーあふれる反抗期じゃないの～？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.62,0:13:15.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}全く…{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}ちょいちょい
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.62,0:13:15.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}日本には降臨してるんだからさ➡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.26,0:13:18.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}私が帰省する必要なんか{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ないんだよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.10,0:13:20.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(200,436)\c&H00FFFF00}そうなの？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.10,0:13:20.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H00FFFF00}でも{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ここには来たことないよね？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.77,0:13:22.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}氷川きよしのライブに行ってるんだよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.70,0:13:26.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,436)\c&H00FFFF00}えっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}聖母の愛は
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.70,0:13:26.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(280,496)\c&H00FFFF00}氷川きよしに注がれてるの？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.41,0:13:30.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}うん{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}きよしって名前が来るらしいよ
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.41,0:13:30.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}グッと{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.41,0:13:30.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(660,496)\c&H00FFFF00}ふ～ん{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.28,0:13:33.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,436)\c&H00FFFF00}どうして
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.28,0:13:33.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(200,496)\c&H00FFFF00}前川の方には{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}いかなかったんだろう？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.95,0:13:37.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(560,436)\c&H00FFFF00}まっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}いかないか{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.95,0:13:37.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}う～ん…{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}孫みたいで{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}かわいいんだって{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.62,0:13:42.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(300,436)\c&H00FFFF00}ふ～ん{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}あれだよね？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.62,0:13:42.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(320,496)\c&H00FFFF00}愛情が有り余ってる人だもんね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.49,0:13:48.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}そうね～{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}ものすごく涙もろいしね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.49,0:13:48.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(240,496)\c&H00FFFF00}映画の予告編で{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}号泣するんでしょ？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.13,0:13:51.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}うん{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}でも{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}本人的には
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.13,0:13:51.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}映画館で恥ずかしいらしくて➡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.63,0:13:53.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}最近は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}泣くのを
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.63,0:13:53.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}我慢するようになったんだけど➡
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.97,0:13:57.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}母さんが涙をこらえる度に
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.97,0:13:57.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}下界のマリア像１体が泣くみたい{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.80,0:14:01.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(240,436)\c&H00FFFF00}あ～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}あの奇跡って
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.80,0:14:01.67,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H00FFFF00}そういうシステムだったんだ～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.67,0:14:05.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}うん{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.67,0:14:05.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(300,436)\c&H00FFFF00}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}でも{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}半年間泣きっ放しの
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.67,0:14:05.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(320,496)\c&H00FFFF00}マリア像って{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}いたよね？
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.61,0:14:08.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}あ～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}あれは{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}花粉症を薬で抑えたら
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.61,0:14:08.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ああなったって{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.75,0:14:12.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(300,436)\c&H00FFFF00}あ～っ！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}えっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}じゃあ
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.75,0:14:12.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(320,496)\c&H00FFFF00}血の涙を流すマリア像は？
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.92,0:14:18.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}あ～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}あれは{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}下界のことで心を痛めて…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.92,0:14:18.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(460,496)\c&H00FFFF00}なるほど{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.39,0:14:21.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(340,436)\c&H00FFFF00}下界の戦場の悲惨さを
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.39,0:14:21.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(360,496)\c&H00FFFF00}見てしまったのかな{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.09,0:14:24.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}いや{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}氷川きよしのライブの帰り
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.09,0:14:24.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}電車の中で…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.96,0:14:28.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,436)\c&H00FFFF00}えっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そんな中で
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.96,0:14:28.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(200,496)\c&H00FFFF00}血の涙を流すほど{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}心を痛めることが？
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.60,0:14:31.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}うん{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}車両の中のほとんどが
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.60,0:14:31.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}カップルだったんだって{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.50,0:14:37.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,436)\c&H00FFFF00}あ～っ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そっか～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.50,0:14:37.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(200,496)\c&H00FFFF00}結婚前に処女受胎しちゃってるもんね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.28,0:14:41.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,436)\c&H0000FFFF}本人的には{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}恋愛経験ないの
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.28,0:14:41.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,496)\c&H0000FFFF}すごいコンプレックスみたい{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.28,0:14:46.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}だから{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}今は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}キャンパスライフに憧れて
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.28,0:14:46.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}青山学院の受験の勉強に余念がないよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.79,0:14:49.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H00FFFF00}すばらしいお母さんじゃないか～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.62,0:14:52.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H00FFFF00}まあ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}あれだね{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}帰省はマストだよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.42,0:14:55.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,436)\c&H00FFFF00}たまには帰って
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.42,0:14:55.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(280,496)\c&H00FFFF00}お母さんを元気づけてあげないと{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.29,0:15:00.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}う～ん…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そうだね～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.29,0:15:00.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}氷川きよしでも連れてってあげようかな{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.13,0:15:02.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,436)\c&H00FFFF00}ダメだよ
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.13,0:15:02.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(240,496)\c&H00FFFF00}氷川きよしを突然死させちゃったら{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.74,0:15:05.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(280,436)\c&H00FFFF00}たくさんのマダムたちが
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.74,0:15:05.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(300,496)\c&H00FFFF00}本当{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}悲しんじゃうからね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.37,0:15:08.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そうだね{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}やばい{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}やばい{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.24,0:15:13.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(280,496)\c&H00FFFF00}よし{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}帰省の荷造り{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}始めようかな{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.38,0:15:20.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}母さんが{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}東京…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}買ってきてほしいって{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.38,0:15:20.19,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H00FFFF00}そういうとこだよ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}母さんってやつは{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.92,0:15:27.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)}♬～
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.26,0:15:29.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H0000FF00}洗礼者{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ヨハネは言った{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.76,0:15:33.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,436)\c&H0000FF00\fscx50}「{\fscx100}下着を２枚持っている者は
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.76,0:15:33.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,496)\c&H0000FF00}持たない者に分けてやりなさい{\fscx50}」。
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.93,0:15:37.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,496)\c&H0000FF00}そして{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}立川市民の一人が言った{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.27,0:15:42.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,226)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}「{\fscx100}ストーブを２つ持っている者は
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.27,0:15:42.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(200,286)\c&H0000FFFF}持たない者に分け与えなさい{\fscx50}」。
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.94,0:15:49.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}ブッダ
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.94,0:15:49.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}近所に聖人が住んでいるようですよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.42,0:15:52.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H00FFFF00}ストーブか～{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}電気代{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}食うな{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.28,0:15:55.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,226)\c&H0000FFFF}君は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}よく{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}この寒さの中で
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.28,0:15:55.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(280,286)\c&H0000FFFF}そんな冷静なこと言えるね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.96,0:15:59.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,226)\c&H00FFFF00}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ごめん{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ごめん{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.96,0:15:59.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,286)\c&H00FFFF00}全然{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}反対しているわけではないよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.63,0:16:06.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(340,436)\c&H0000FFFF}よし{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}立川の聖人の施しを
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.63,0:16:06.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(360,496)\c&H0000FFFF}受けようじゃないか{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.23,0:16:13.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(320,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ふう～{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}今夜は本当に冷えるね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.01,0:16:15.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H00FFFF00}それを見込んで{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}お鍋を作っておきました{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.94,0:16:19.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}おっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}体内から温める作戦だね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.24,0:16:22.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}よし{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}じゃあ
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.24,0:16:22.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}私は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}このストーブで{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}外から加勢を{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.75,0:16:26.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,436)\c&H0000FFFF}あれ？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}コンセントいっぱいだ～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.75,0:16:26.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(360,496)\c&H00FFFF00}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}かもね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.62,0:16:32.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}あ～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}コタツは欠かせないし
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.62,0:16:32.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}テレビ周りも抜けないから➡
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.09,0:16:34.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}たこ足{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}出すしかないかも{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.03,0:16:37.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H00FFFF00}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}それなら{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}扇風機しまった時に
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.03,0:16:37.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H00FFFF00}一緒にしまっちゃったよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.40,0:16:41.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}オーケー！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}夏ゾーンね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.40,0:16:41.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(320,496)\c&H00FFFF00}確か{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}あれだよね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.10,0:16:44.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H00FFFF00}暖房器具とかって
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.10,0:16:44.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H00FFFF00}あんまり{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}たこ足使うなって言うよね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.14,0:16:48.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}大丈夫{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}大丈夫{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.14,0:16:48.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}そんな大きなものじゃないから{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.28,0:16:58.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}よし！
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.28,0:16:58.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}これで{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}立川の聖人が本物ならば…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.62,0:17:03.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ついた～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.62,0:17:03.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(540,496)\c&H00FFFF00}あ～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}あったかそう{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.06,0:17:07.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}何これ？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}速攻{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}あったかい{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.06,0:17:07.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ポカポカ斬り込み隊長{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}任命！
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.36,0:17:09.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(280,496)\c&H00FFFF00}朝の着替えに役立つね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.43,0:17:13.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}朝のジーパンは
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.43,0:17:13.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}朝着替えのラスボスだからね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.07,0:17:16.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}カーペットの上をコタツで蓋をし
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.07,0:17:16.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}室温をストーブで上げ➡
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.37,0:17:20.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}お鍋で体内から温める{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.37,0:17:20.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}これぞ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}最強の布陣{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.07,0:17:22.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}しかも{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}このストーブ
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.07,0:17:22.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}これで{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}まだ弱だからね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.98,0:17:26.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}いよいよ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}本気の強を見せつけるよ～！
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.75,0:17:31.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(280,436)\c&H00FFFF00}いやいや{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}いいよ～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.75,0:17:31.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(300,496)\c&H00FFFF00}ぜいたくすぎて{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}バチ当たるよ～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.58,0:17:33.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(300,436)\fscx50}（ブレーカー{\fscx100}が落ちる音{\fscx50}）
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.58,0:17:33.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}何？
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.52,0:17:36.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(780,436)\c&H00FFFF00}あっ！
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.52,0:17:36.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}えっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}終末？
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.92,0:17:38.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ラッパの音{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}聞こえなかったけど！
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.96,0:17:42.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(300,436)\c&H0000FFFF}世界の終末なの？
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.96,0:17:42.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(320,496)\c&H0000FFFF}イヤだよ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}こんな寒い日に～！
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.80,0:17:45.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(240,496)\c&H00FFFF00}違うよ{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}これ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ブレーカーだよ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}多分{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.63,0:17:51.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}あ～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}お父さ～ん！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}せっかく{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}このような
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.63,0:17:51.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}幸せな日が訪れたのに{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}終末なんて～！
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.77,0:17:54.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(380,436)\c&H00FFFF00}イエス{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}イエス{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}イエス！
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.77,0:17:54.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(400,496)\c&H00FFFF00}あの～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}落ち着いて{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}イエス{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.27,0:17:56.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(240,436)\c&H0000FFFF}世界の終末に
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.27,0:17:56.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H0000FFFF}何を落ち着つけと言うのさ！
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.78,0:17:59.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(420,436)\c&H00FFFF00}違うよ{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}これ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ブレーカー{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.78,0:17:59.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(360,496)\c&H0000FFFF}うん？
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.68,0:18:02.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(360,406)\c&H00FFFF00}ブレーカーが落ちたんだよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.68,0:18:02.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(480,442)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50\fscy50}お
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.68,0:18:02.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(320,496)\c&H0000FFFF}無礼界に堕ちた？
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.88,0:18:07.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,436)\c&H0000FFFF}無礼な者が落ちる地獄ってこと？
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.88,0:18:07.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(200,496)\c&H0000FFFF}私たち神の子が{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そんな目に…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.22,0:18:10.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(200,436)\c&H00FFFF00}ち…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ち…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}違う{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}違う{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}違う{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}そういう
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.22,0:18:10.89,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H00FFFF00}地獄の何層目みたいな話じゃなくて➡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.89,0:18:12.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(380,496)\c&H00FFFF00}カタカナで{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ブレーカー{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.83,0:18:16.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,436)\c&H00FFFF00}電気を使い過ぎると{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}部屋の
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.83,0:18:16.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(200,496)\c&H00FFFF00}主電源みたいなのが落ちちゃうんだよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.70,0:18:18.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ああ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そういう電気系の問題？
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.76,0:18:21.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}じゃあ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}また
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.76,0:18:21.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}その主電源を入れればいいんだね？
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.60,0:18:24.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(320,496)\c&H00FFFF00}そう…{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}いや{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そうなんだけど➡
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.44,0:18:26.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(300,436)\c&H00FFFF00}実は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}私も{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}あんまり
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.44,0:18:26.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(320,496)\c&H00FFFF00}いじったことがないんだよね～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.74,0:18:31.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}ちょっと…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ちょっと{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}やってよ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ブッダ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.74,0:18:31.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}暗いの{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}心細いよ～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.24,0:18:34.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(420,496)\c&H00FFFF00}いや{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}私は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}今{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}動けません{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.58,0:18:39.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(200,436)\c&H00FFFF00}なぜなら{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}さっき…
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.58,0:18:39.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H00FFFF00}卵を{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}この鍋に投入してしまったから{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.75,0:18:42.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,496)\c&H00FFFF00}カチカチになった卵を{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}私は認めません{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.39,0:18:44.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}このまま鍋を決行？
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.76,0:18:48.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(320,436)\c&H00FFFF00}これは{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}あれだよ
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.76,0:18:48.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(340,496)\c&H00FFFF00}決して{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}闇鍋ではありませんよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.59,0:18:52.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(300,436)\c&H00FFFF00}こう…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}心の目で
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.59,0:18:52.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(320,496)\c&H00FFFF00}見つめることができますからね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.76,0:18:56.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ああ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}これこそが{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}聖なる鍋なんですね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.64,0:19:01.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(240,496)\c&H00FFFF00}卵…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}私の卵は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}いずこにあるのか～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.87,0:19:07.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}よし{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}じゃあ分かったよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.87,0:19:07.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}私がブレーカーを…{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}えっ？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}えっ？
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.75,0:19:10.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(600,436)\c&H00FFFF00}卵…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.75,0:19:10.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(240,496)\c&H0000FFFF}どこだ？
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.88,0:19:15.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(540,496)\c&H00FFFF00}卵…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}卵…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.35,0:19:18.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}あっ！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ちょ…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}何か変なの触った！
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.26,0:19:22.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H00FFFF00}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}私の頭ですよ{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}イエス{\fscx50}・{\fscx100}キリストよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.13,0:19:25.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}何だ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}アルマジロでも触ったかと思ったよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.03,0:19:30.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(280,436)\c&H00FFFF00}イエス{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}冷静に{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}立川のアパートに
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.03,0:19:30.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(300,496)\c&H00FFFF00}アルマジロは存在しません{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.37,0:19:34.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,256)\c&H00FFFF00}それに{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}私の頭を{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ふだんから
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.37,0:19:34.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,316)\c&H00FFFF00}アルマジロの感触だと思っていたことを➡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.07,0:19:36.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(280,436)\c&H00FFFF00}このタイミングで
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.07,0:19:36.01,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(300,496)\c&H00FFFF00}知らされたことに対して➡
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.01,0:19:37.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,496)\c&H00FFFF00}私は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}いささかの悲しみを覚えています{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.94,0:19:39.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}そんなこと{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}どうでもいいよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.95,0:19:44.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,436)\c&H00FFFF00}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ブレーカーは
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.95,0:19:44.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(240,496)\c&H00FFFF00}確か{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ドアの上の方になかったっけ？
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.08,0:19:46.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H0000FFFF}えっ？
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.09,0:19:58.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(480,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ああ{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}これかな？
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.96,0:20:01.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H0000FFFF}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}何か{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}それらしきものを発見！
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.40,0:20:05.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(200,436)\c&H0000FFFF}あれ？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}これ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}でも
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.40,0:20:05.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H0000FFFF}スイッチ１つじゃないっぽい{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.60,0:20:09.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(400,436)\c&H00FFFF00}あ～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}いや{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}それは{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ちょっと
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.60,0:20:09.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(420,496)\c&H00FFFF00}私にも分かんないな～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.11,0:20:13.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(240,436)\c&H0000FFFF}あ～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}こんな時に
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.11,0:20:13.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H0000FFFF}父さんがいたら{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}早いのに{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.41,0:20:15.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(240,496)\c&H00FFFF00}あれ？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}お父さん{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}電気関係{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}強いの？
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.35,0:20:17.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H0000FFFF}いや{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}強いっていうか➡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.28,0:20:21.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}光自体{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}父さんが{\fscx50}「{\fscx100}光あればいいのに{\fscx50}」{\fscx100}って
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.28,0:20:21.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}言って出来たもんだから➡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.62,0:20:24.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,436)\c&H0000FFFF}だから{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}多分{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}また言ってもらえれば
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.62,0:20:24.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,496)\c&H0000FFFF}なんとか…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.42,0:20:27.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(280,436)\c&H00FFFF00}大丈夫だよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.42,0:20:27.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(300,496)\c&H00FFFF00}そんな創世記レベルの主電源が➡
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.79,0:20:32.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(360,436)\c&H00FFFF00}落ちたわけじゃないんだから{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.79,0:20:32.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H0000FFFF}あ～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}暗くて見えないよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.30,0:20:34.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(240,436)\c&H0000FFFF}何か{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}変なの押しちゃいそうで
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.30,0:20:34.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H0000FFFF}怖いんだけど{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.30,0:20:36.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H00FFFF00}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}じゃあ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}バックライトあるじゃない？
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.97,0:20:39.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(360,496)\c&H0000FFFF}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そっか{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.64,0:20:45.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(240,436)\c&H00FFFF00}あ～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}イエス{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}違うよ{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}直訳で
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.64,0:20:45.44,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H00FFFF00}後光ってわけじゃなくて{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}携帯の…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.44,0:20:48.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(320,496)\c&H0000FFFF}よし{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}見えた{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}見えた{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.15,0:20:50.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(400,496)\c&H0000FFFF}これだ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.08,0:20:52.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(300,496)\fscx50}（ブレーカー{\fscx100}を上げる音{\fscx50}）
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.02,0:20:58.02,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(760,496)\c&H0000FFFF}はあ…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.76,0:21:02.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(400,496)\c&H00FFFF00}イエス{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}悲しいことだけど➡
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.39,0:21:05.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(320,436)\c&H00FFFF00}このストーブさんには
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.39,0:21:05.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(340,496)\c&H00FFFF00}一度{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}消えてもらうしかないね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.30,0:21:08.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(300,496)\c&H0000FFFF}…はい{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.20,0:21:11.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}斬り込み隊長{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}スイッチ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}オフ！
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.60,0:21:17.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(360,436)\c&H00FFFF00}立派に斬り込んだと思うよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.60,0:21:17.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}明日から{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}よろしくね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.95,0:21:27.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)}♬～
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.72,0:21:31.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(340,496)\c&H0000FFFF}は～い{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.13,0:21:36.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(280,436)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}松田{\fscx50}）{\fscx100}家賃もらいに来たんだけど{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.13,0:21:36.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}はい{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.03,0:21:39.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(360,436)\c&H0000FFFF}ブッダ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}家賃{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.03,0:21:39.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H00FFFF00}あっ{\c&H00FFFFFF\fscx50}　{\c&H00FFFF00\fscx100}はいはい{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.63,0:21:53.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,496)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}くしゃみ{\fscx50}）
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.65,0:21:58.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,436)\c&H0000FFFF}すみません{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}松田さん{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.65,0:21:58.52,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(200,496)\c&H0000FFFF}くしゃみが{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}彼の前進を妨げています{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:21:58.52,0:22:03.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(320,436)}あんたが取りに行けばいいのに{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:21:58.52,0:22:03.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(340,496)\c&H0000FFFF}真理ですね{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}松田さん{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:22:03.32,0:22:09.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,496)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}くしゃみ{\fscx50}）
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.76,0:22:13.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(420,436)}ひどい花粉症だね～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.76,0:22:13.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H00FFFF00}花粉症？
Dialogue: 0,0:22:13.60,0:22:17.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(400,436)\c&H0000FFFF}花粉症？
Dialogue: 0,0:22:13.60,0:22:17.27,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H00FFFF00}あ～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}これが花粉症？
Dialogue: 0,0:22:17.27,0:22:22.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)}ああ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}私もひどいで{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}部屋の中に
Dialogue: 0,0:22:17.27,0:22:22.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)}空気清浄機{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}入れとるけど{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}全部ダメだね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:22:22.11,0:22:26.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,436)}とりあえず{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}薬局で{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}花粉症の薬買って
Dialogue: 0,0:22:22.11,0:22:26.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(240,496)}のむのが{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}一番だで{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.41,0:22:29.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}花粉症の薬が売っているのですね？
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.31,0:22:32.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(360,496)}薬局で普通に売っとりやすよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.28,0:22:36.15,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,496)\c&H00FFFF00}ああ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}また{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}松田さんに後光が…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:22:36.15,0:22:39.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(340,496)\c&H0000FFFF}あ～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}メシアよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:22:39.99,0:22:41.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,496)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}くしゃみ{\fscx50}）
Dialogue: 0,0:22:41.99,0:22:44.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H00FFFF00}ダメだよ{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}ちょっと{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ドア閉めて{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:22:41.99,0:22:44.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(400,496)\c&H0000FFFF}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}はい{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.43,0:22:46.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(540,496)}あっ！
Dialogue: 0,0:22:46.50,0:22:48.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H00FFFF00}ちょっと{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}君{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}今➡
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.63,0:22:51.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H00FFFF00}救いの主を{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}かなり無下な感じに
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.63,0:22:51.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H00FFFF00}追い出した感じになってるけど{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}大丈夫？
Dialogue: 0,0:22:51.54,0:22:56.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,436)\c&H0000FFFF}うん{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}大丈夫{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:22:51.54,0:22:56.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,496)\c&H0000FFFF}これ以上{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}うちに花粉を入れないためさ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.81,0:23:03.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H00FFFF00}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}かゆい…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.81,0:23:03.65,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H00FFFF00}外に出たら{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}余計{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}かゆくなってきた{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.65,0:23:09.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,436)\c&H0000FFFF}そうだろうね{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}この大気中に
Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.65,0:23:09.09,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(240,496)\c&H0000FFFF}無数の花粉が飛んでいるわけだから{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.09,0:23:12.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,496)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}＜{\fscx100}う～ん…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}目が開けられない{\fscx50}。{\fscx100}➡
Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.12,0:23:16.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,436)\c&H00FFFF00}こんな街なかで
Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.12,0:23:16.26,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,496)\c&H00FFFF00}目が開けられないのは危険だよ{\fscx50}。{\fscx100}➡
Dialogue: 0,0:23:16.26,0:23:19.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(200,496)\c&H00FFFF00}いや{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}待て{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}逆に考えるんだ{\fscx50}。{\fscx100}➡
Dialogue: 0,0:23:19.10,0:23:22.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,436)\c&H00FFFF00}開けられないのではなく
Dialogue: 0,0:23:19.10,0:23:22.60,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(280,496)\c&H00FFFF00}開けなくてもいいと{\fscx50}。{\fscx100}➡
Dialogue: 0,0:23:22.60,0:23:27.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H00FFFF00}心の目で…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}心眼で周りを見るんだ{\fscx50}。{\fscx100}➡
Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.47,0:23:33.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(180,496)\c&H00FFFF00}風…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}太陽の熱…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}花の香り…{\fscx50}。{\fscx100}➡
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.95,0:23:36.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(240,496)\c&H00FFFF00}よし{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}いいぞ{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}見えてきた{\fscx50}＞
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.78,0:23:39.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(200,496)\c&H0000FFFF}うわ～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ブッダ！
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.28,0:23:42.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,436)\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}＜{\fscx100}ん？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}どうした？
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.28,0:23:42.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(240,496)\c&H00FFFF00}イエス{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}何{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}驚いてるんだ？{\fscx50}＞
Dialogue: 0,0:23:42.29,0:23:45.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ブッダ！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}サードアイが開いちゃってるよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:23:45.79,0:23:47.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H0000FFFF}目{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}開けて！
Dialogue: 0,0:23:47.83,0:23:50.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H00FFFF00}落ち着くのですよ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}イエス{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:23:50.13,0:23:55.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H00FFFF00}私は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}今{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}究極の花粉対策の境地に…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:23:55.43,0:23:58.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(440,496)\c&H00FFFF00}かゆい…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:23:58.14,0:24:00.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そこも{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}かゆくなるんだ？
Dialogue: 0,0:24:00.07,0:24:07.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H00FFFF00}あ～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}苦痛が{\fscx50}１．５{\fscx100}倍になっただけとは…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:24:07.38,0:24:14.59,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)}♬～
Dialogue: 0,0:24:14.59,0:24:19.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,436)\c&H0000FFFF}いや～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}まさか
Dialogue: 0,0:24:14.59,0:24:19.93,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(280,496)\c&H0000FFFF}薬局にたどりつく前に休憩とはね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:24:19.93,0:24:26.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,436)\c&H00FFFF00}申し訳ない{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:24:19.93,0:24:26.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(480,436)\c&H0000FFFF}でもね{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}花粉症って
Dialogue: 0,0:24:19.93,0:24:26.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(500,496)\c&H0000FFFF}体を守る免疫たちが➡
Dialogue: 0,0:24:26.70,0:24:31.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,436)\c&H0000FFFF}花粉を敵と勘違いして攻撃して
Dialogue: 0,0:24:26.70,0:24:31.10,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(280,496)\c&H0000FFFF}くしゃみや涙になってるんだって{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:24:31.10,0:24:34.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(500,436)\c&H0000FFFF}すごいことじゃない？
Dialogue: 0,0:24:31.10,0:24:34.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(360,496)\c&H00FFFF00}何ですって？
Dialogue: 0,0:24:34.61,0:24:40.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H00FFFF00}花粉を攻撃？
Dialogue: 0,0:24:34.61,0:24:40.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H00FFFF00}次なる命を育むであろう花粉を攻撃{\fscx50}！？
Dialogue: 0,0:24:40.41,0:24:42.35,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(360,496)\c&H0000FFFF}うん{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そう書いてあったよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:24:42.35,0:24:49.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}ありがた迷惑だけど{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}体が君を守ろうと
Dialogue: 0,0:24:42.35,0:24:49.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}頑張った結果と思えばさ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:24:49.42,0:24:51.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(240,496)\c&H00FFFF00}私の体が…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:24:51.49,0:24:53.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(420,496)\c&H0000FFFF}うん？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ブッダ？
Dialogue: 0,0:24:53.63,0:24:58.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H00FFFF00}私の体が{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}不殺生の戒律を破ってる
Dialogue: 0,0:24:53.63,0:24:58.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H00FFFF00}というのですか？
Dialogue: 0,0:24:53.63,0:24:58.13,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(520,496)\c&H0000FFFF}へっ？
Dialogue: 0,0:24:58.13,0:25:01.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H00FFFF00}雨期に増える虫を踏まぬよう
Dialogue: 0,0:24:58.13,0:25:01.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H00FFFF00}森での修行を禁じた私が➡
Dialogue: 0,0:25:01.90,0:25:04.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(240,496)\c&H00FFFF00}罪のない花粉を…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:25:04.24,0:25:10.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H00FFFF00}今{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}分かりました！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}この涙は
Dialogue: 0,0:25:04.24,0:25:10.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H00FFFF00}免疫の暴力を止められぬ悲しみの涙！
Dialogue: 0,0:25:12.58,0:25:15.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ブッダ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}そんな所にいたら…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:25:15.38,0:25:20.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(260,436)\c&H00FFFF00}私は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}これより{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}己の免疫に説法し
Dialogue: 0,0:25:15.38,0:25:20.92,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(280,496)\c&H00FFFF00}花粉を攻撃せぬよう改心させます{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:25:20.92,0:25:23.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}また{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}むちゃなこと言い始めたよ～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:25:23.82,0:25:29.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}わあ～っ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}光り始めた！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}隠しようがない！
Dialogue: 0,0:25:29.39,0:25:34.77,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}もう{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ブッダ！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ブッダ{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}光ってるよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:25:34.77,0:25:38.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}見てるよ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}みんな{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}光ってる{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:25:38.94,0:25:41.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}座るのいいから{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}光るの{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}やめて！
Dialogue: 0,0:25:44.28,0:25:50.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)\fscx50}（テレビ）「{\fscx100}昨日{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}東京{\fscx50}・{\fscx100}立川を中心として
Dialogue: 0,0:25:44.28,0:25:50.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)}全国のスギが花粉を飛ばしきるという➡
Dialogue: 0,0:25:50.42,0:25:56.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,436)}怪現象が起き{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}どうやら{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}今日から全国的に
Dialogue: 0,0:25:50.42,0:25:56.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(160,496)}マスクは必要なくなりそうです{\fscx50}」。
Dialogue: 0,0:25:58.62,0:26:04.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(200,436)\c&H00FFFF00}よかった～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:25:58.62,0:26:04.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H00FFFF00}分かり合えたんですね{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}免疫と私は～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:26:04.36,0:26:10.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(460,436)\c&H00FFFF00}はあ～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:26:04.36,0:26:10.17,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ハハハハ…{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}そうだね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:26:10.17,0:26:25.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(140,496)}♬～