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{\an8}マジで｡

2
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{\an8}>>でどうなんですか？
(松本)勝ったら1000円｡

3
00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:33,968
{\an8}(方正)はいみんなですか？
(松本)いいよ差しでもええよ｡

4
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{\an8}(方正)いいですよ｡
(松本)行くで｡

5
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{\an8}ハハハハハ｡
♪～(判定音)

6
00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:56,490
{\an8}もうおかしいやん｡

7
00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,993
{\an8}(方正)何か…｡

8
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{\an8}(松本)いやいやいやいや
全然引っ張られてないよ｡

9
00:01:03,998 --> 00:01:06,000
{\an8}こんなもの｡

10
00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:11,505
{\an8}(松本)何？

11
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{\an8}ハハハ｡
♪～(判定音)

12
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{\an8}(遠藤)やめてもらえません？
そのゲーム｡

13
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{\an8}(浜田)何なんよ｡
(遠藤)何なんすかそれ｡

14
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{\an8}(田中)痛い｡
(遠藤)あ～痛い痛い｡

15
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{\an8}(方正)僕でしょ｡

16
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{\an8}(浜田)おかしいでしょ｡
(松本)もう今笑いとかいらんねんけど｡

17
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{\an8}せやな笑ったらアカンで｡
>>笑ったらアカンわ邪魔したもん｡

18
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{\an8}(浜田)じゃあもう…｡

19
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{\an8}それはもう
次からにしてくれんと｡

20
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{\an8}(田中)そうですよ｡

21
00:02:03,991 --> 00:02:05,926
{\an8}(松本)いや…｡

22
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{\an8}ハハハ｡
>>♪～(判定音)

23
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{\an8}(田中)ひっくり返っただけです｡

24
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{\an8}(方正)ＧＯ！皆川か｡
(浜田)もうそんなんアカンよ｡

25
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{\an8}(浜田)あ～痛っ！
(松本)最低やじゃあ俺も…｡

26
00:02:26,514 --> 00:02:28,449
{\an8}(浜田)何で？
>>だって笑うたからですよ｡

27
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{\an8}僕も払いますから｡

28
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{\an8}(方正)
いやいやいやいやそれは｡

29
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{\an8}(松本)えっ何や？それ｡
(浜田)マジで？

30
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{\an8}(松本)俺はこれもらう｡
>>これもらって｡

31
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{\an8}僕くださいそれ｡

32
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{\an8}だって笑うたもんねぇ？

33
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{\an8}(田中)でも…｡

34
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{\an8}(浜田)せやんな｡
>>全然違うよ｡

35
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{\an8}ひっくり返しただけ違う｡
(松本)今のはひどいよな｡

36
00:02:55,543 --> 00:02:58,479
{\an8}ホンマは…｡

37
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{\an8}>>でも俺も…｡
(浜田)いや違う｡

38
00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:06,420
{\an8}そっちでやってよ笑うたから
どうこう言われても…｡

39
00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:08,489
{\an8}(松本)でも俺もうちょっと…｡

40
00:03:13,494 --> 00:03:16,497
{\an8}1000円出して
みんなでちょっと…｡

41
00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:19,934
{\an8}(松本)いいね｡
>>ええ｡

42
00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,504
{\an8}(松本)架空ハーフタレント対決
ＯＫやろう｡

43
00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:27,942
{\an8}ちょっと
時間かかり過ぎなんだよね｡

44
00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:29,944
{\an8}(方正)
時間かかり過ぎとかダメで｡

45
00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:32,012
{\an8}(浜田)これ何なん？

46
00:03:35,516 --> 00:03:37,952
{\an8}あっそうですね
そうですそうです｡

47
00:03:38,018 --> 00:03:40,454
{\an8}(田中)もう参加できない
ってことですね負け抜け｡

48
00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:42,456
{\an8}(松本)これ１人…｡

49
00:03:42,523 --> 00:03:44,959
{\an8}(方正)デカいですよこれ｡
(松本)ＯＫ｡

50
00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:47,962
{\an8}(遠藤)確かにデカいですねこれ｡
(松本)じゃあ…｡

51
00:03:48,028 --> 00:03:50,464
{\an8}>>僕からですか？
(松本)でもうこれでいい｡

52
00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:52,533
{\an8}行きます｡

53
00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:08,983
{\an8}(松本)ハハハハハ｡
>>♪～(判定音)

54
00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:13,420
{\an8}(松本)ちょっと…｡

55
00:04:13,487 --> 00:04:16,490
{\an8}(方正)
アカンそれ絶対アカンわ｡

56
00:04:17,992 --> 00:04:20,427
{\an8}(田中)そうですけど｡
(方正)しかも…｡

57
00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:22,997
{\an8}(松本)そうやハーフじゃないな痛っ｡

58
00:04:24,999 --> 00:04:27,501
{\an8}(田中)ノダって言いましたけど｡

59
00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:32,506
{\an8}(松本)あと｢ジェ｣で始まってるんで
｢ジェ｣はやめてほしい｡

60
00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:37,945
{\an8}(浜田)はい分かった｡
(松本)ちょっと…｡

61
00:04:38,012 --> 00:04:39,513
{\an8}(浜田)はい分かった｡

62
00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:50,024
{\an8}＼フッ／

63
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{\an8}♪～(判定音)

64
00:04:57,031 --> 00:04:58,966
{\an8}(方正)強いじゃないですか｡

65
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{\an8}(松本)もう嫌や～！

66
00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:02,970
{\an8}(田中)はぁ～｡

67
00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,407
{\an8}(田中)痛い！
(松本)あっ｡

68
00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:10,411
{\an8}(遠藤)痛い！痛い痛い痛い｡
(松本)アカン｡

69
00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,413
{\an8}(田中)いやそうですね｡

70
00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,481
{\an8}(せき払い)
アカン｡

71
00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:19,420
{\an8}(松本)もうじゃあどうしようかな｡

72
00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:20,988
{\an8}もうじゃあ…｡

73
00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,927
{\an8}(松本)もう決めよう｡
(田中)そうですね｡

74
00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:28,996
{\an8}(遠藤)行きます｡

75
00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:37,438
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

76
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{\an8}(松本)違う違う俺が…｡

77
00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:43,944
{\an8}いやもう…｡

78
00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,946
{\an8}(方正)すいませんホンマ｡

79
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{\an8}あっ｡
(松本)痛っ｡

80
00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,950
{\an8}(浜田)じゃあじゃあ…｡

81
00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:52,019
{\an8}(松本)ＯＫ｡
(方正)そうですね｡

82
00:06:05,466 --> 00:06:09,470
{\an8}(浜田)ハハハハハ！
>>♪～(判定音)

83
00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:14,408
{\an8}(松本)ちゃんとやろうぜ！

84
00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:16,910
{\an8}(方正)タンドリー｡

85
00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:18,479
{\an8}(田中)痛っ｡

86
00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:23,417
{\an8}(田中)インドの｡

87
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{\an8}(浜田)ハハハハハ｡
(松本)嫌やもう嫌やもう｡

88
00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:27,921
{\an8}嫌もうホンマ嫌ホンマ嫌｡

89
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{\an8}(田中)
嫌やこんなんでたたかれんの｡

90
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{\an8}(松本)腹立つ腹立つ腹立つ｡

91
00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:37,931
{\an8}(田中)もうこんなんで…
ケツ痛いのに｡

92
00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:40,000
{\an8}あ～おもしれぇ｡

93
00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,672
{\an8}⟨ラスベガスに来て…⟩

94
00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:48,942
{\an8}⟨日も暮れて来たこの頃→

95
00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:52,446
{\an8}５人は
ホテルに来ているという…⟩

96
00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:56,016
{\an8}⟨…にカジノのいろはを
学びに行くことに⟩

97
00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,955
{\an8}⟨どんな人物なのか？⟩

98
00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:07,394
{\an8}伝説のディーラーおらへんな｡

99
00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:09,396
{\an8}(松本)でも何か怖いんやろ？

100
00:07:09,463 --> 00:07:14,902
{\an8}(一同)うわ！

101
00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:17,471
{\an8}(松本)びっくりしたもう～！

102
00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:20,974
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

103
00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:28,916
{\an8}(田中)また出てますよ｡
(浜田)上がってる上がってる｡

104
00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:30,918
{\an8}(方正)あっ｡
(松本)あっ｡

105
00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:32,419
{\an8}(浜田)痛っ｡
(田中)痛い｡

106
00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:34,421
{\an8}(浜田)びっくりした～｡

107
00:07:34,488 --> 00:07:37,424
{\an8}(藤原)みんなこちらが…｡

108
00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:39,493
{\an8}じゃあ後で迎えに来るから｡

109
00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:52,005
{\an8}(浜田)うわうわうわもう｡

110
00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:58,011
{\an8}(一同)はい｡

111
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♪～

112
00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:48,061
♪～
(松本)何してんねん｡ (浜田)アホやん｡

113
00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:45,993
{\an8}(松本)もういいっすよ｡

114
00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:48,061
{\an8}危ない危ない｡
>>そんなに音鳴ってないし｡

115
00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:59,072
{\an8}(遠藤)いやいや無理でしょ
無理無理無理｡
♪～
(浜田)もうやめたほうがええって｡
(遠藤)痛い無理無理｡

116
00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:59,006
{\an8}痛い痛い…｡
(松本)えぇ～｡

117
00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:02,009
{\an8}(浜田)すっごいな｡
(松本)荒芸やな｡

118
00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:13,520
♪～
(浜田)ハッ｡

119
00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:10,450
{\an8}(松本)確かに｡
(遠藤)ほとんど出てない｡

120
00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:13,453
{\an8}(息を吐く音)
(浜田)ハハハハハハ｡

121
00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,455
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

122
00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:17,958
{\an8}(松本)頑張りはすごい伝わるけど｡

123
00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:20,961
{\an8}頑張りはね｡
(浜田)何なんもう｡

124
00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:22,963
{\an8}(松本)頑張りは｡

125
00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:25,532
{\an8}(方正)あっ｡
(田中:遠藤)痛い｡

126
00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:30,470
{\an8}(松本)だから…｡

127
00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:32,472
{\an8}…やったんじゃないですか｡

128
00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:40,547
{\an8}(遠藤)
吸ったほうが出てます｡
♪～
この動き何やねん｡
(方正)何の音か分かれへん｡

129
00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:40,547
{\an8}(遠藤)
確かにこれ何ですかね｡

130
00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:55,495
{\an8}(松本)見てました｡
(浜田)まぁね｡

131
00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:57,998
{\an8}(香取)あ～もういい！

132
00:09:58,065 --> 00:10:00,067
{\an8}(松本)えっ？

133
00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:05,439
{\an8}(浜田)えっ｡
(松本)壊れたしね｡

134
00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:08,442
{\an8}(田中)そうですね｡
(方正)ホントに教えてもらえる｡

135
00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:10,444
{\an8}(遠藤)そうですよね
教えていただけるって聞いてた｡

136
00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,446
{\an8}(浜田)そうね｡

137
00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:14,014
{\an8}ちょっとね｡

138
00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:38,538
{\an8}(香取)ズボンだズボン｡

139
00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:44,044
{\an8}(ｺｶﾄﾞ)失礼します｡

140
00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:54,988
{\an8}先輩こちらのパンツ
持って来たんで→

141
00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:57,991
{\an8}サイズとか大丈夫かどうか１回
はいてみてもらっていいですか？

142
00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,494
{\an8}(香取)ありがとう｡
>>すいません｡

143
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,929
{\an8}そうですね｡
(ｺｶﾄﾞ)はけたら言ってください｡

144
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,498
{\an8}(香取)は～い｡

145
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,934
{\an8}(浜田)これで何か賭けるとか｡

146
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,504
{\an8}(遠藤)何かねそういうの
やりたかったですね｡

147
00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:14,007
{\an8}(香取)うんこんな感じかな｡

148
00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:22,449
{\an8}(ｺｶﾄﾞ)上とちょっと
合ってないですか？

149
00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:25,452
{\an8}(ｺｶﾄﾞ)ちょっとしっくり来ない？
１回…｡

150
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:28,955
{\an8}(香取)ちょっと…はい｡
開けますねは～い｡

151
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:32,959
{\an8}あぁ～！あっあっあっ…｡
>>あっあっ…｡

152
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:36,530
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

153
00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:42,035
{\an8}分かってましたけどね｡
(浜田)分かってたけどね｡

154
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:46,473
{\an8}(浜田:松本)あっ｡
(遠藤)あ～！

155
00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,975
{\an8}(浜田)あ～痛っ｡

156
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,477
{\an8}(松本)う～ん｡

157
00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:54,481
{\an8}>>まだはかれてませんでした？
(香取)はい｡

158
00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:58,985
{\an8}(ｺｶﾄﾞ)ごめんなさい
何かはけた感じ出してたんで｡

159
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,554
{\an8}(香取)はいはい｡

160
00:12:02,989 --> 00:12:07,427
{\an8}はけました？
１回開けますねは～い｡

161
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:10,430
{\an8}あぁ～！あっあっあっ…｡
>>あっあっ…｡

162
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:13,433
{\an8}あっあっあっ…｡

163
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,002
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

164
00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:22,943
{\an8}(浜田)何なんもう｡
(遠藤)分かってはいるんですけど｡

165
00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:24,444
{\an8}何やろな｡

166
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,446
{\an8}(松本)あっ！
(浜田)痛っ｡

167
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:28,448
{\an8}(田中)お～痛い｡
(遠藤)分かってはいるけどな｡

168
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:31,451
{\an8}痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い｡

169
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:34,521
{\an8}(遠藤)ちょっとね｡
>>怒らしたらアカン怒らしたら｡

170
00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:41,461
{\an8}(香取)…だけなんだ！

171
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:44,464
{\an8}お～い｡

172
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,967
{\an8}おい！
(浜田)んっ？

173
00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:48,969
{\an8}ハハハ…！

174
00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:52,539
{\an8}(松本)全然分からんかったもう何？
>>♪～(判定音)

175
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:59,980
{\an8}(松本)気配全くなかったけどな｡
(浜田)ウソやろマジで｡

176
00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:02,415
{\an8}(松本)あっ！
(遠藤)痛い痛い｡

177
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,417
{\an8}(田中)あ～｡

178
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,987
{\an8}(六角)いやいや見てないです｡

179
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,929
{\an8}金にもなんねえのによ｡
>>こちら紳士の社交場なんです｡

180
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:17,931
{\an8}パンツを
見ないでいただけますか!?

181
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:20,000
{\an8}バカ野郎金ねえのに…｡

182
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:24,004
{\an8}(香取)お前…｡

183
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,511
{\an8}お前はもう今までもう…｡

184
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,516
{\an8}このクズが｡

185
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,456
{\an8}(方正)ハハハハ｡

186
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:46,459
{\an8}おいこいつ連れてけ！

187
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,962
{\an8}(六角)仕事できねえじゃねぇか
これからお前｡

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00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:51,031
{\an8}(香取)連れてけ｡
(六角)ちょっと…｡

189
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,467
{\an8}(六角)おい！助けて！

190
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,970
{\an8}(遠藤)うわうわうわうわ…｡
(松本)あ～あ～あ～あ～｡

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00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:58,972
{\an8}(浜田)引かな開かんで引かな開かん｡

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{\an8}(六角)ちょちょちょちょ…｡
(松本)ハハハハハ｡

193
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:08,481
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

194
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,418
{\an8}(浜田)押したら行けると思うた？今｡

195
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:15,422
{\an8}(松本)あ～ひどいね｡
(方正)ひどいですね｡

196
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,424
{\an8}(浜田)あ～痛っ｡
(田中)痛い｡

197
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,426
{\an8}(浜田)痛った｡
(松本)いや～｡

198
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:21,928
{\an8}痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い｡

199
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,997
{\an8}失礼しました｡

200
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,004
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

201
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:37,444
{\an8}(浜田)何やそれ慎吾ちゃん｡
(田中)もごもごってなってたんで｡

202
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,446
{\an8}(方正)あっ｡
(浜田)あっ痛～！

203
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:40,947
{\an8}(遠藤)痛い｡

204
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:44,017
{\an8}⟨気を取り直してここからは…⟩

205
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:49,022
{\an8}⟨ルールは至ってシンプル⟩

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00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:00,033
{\an8}(男性)どうぞ｡
(浜田)はい｡

207
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:06,473
{\an8}(松本)えっ？一緒にやるんや｡
(遠藤)やられるんですね｡

208
00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:11,478
{\an8}(男性)それではお賭けください｡

209
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,418
{\an8}(田中)おぉあっ｡

210
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:21,421
{\an8}あれ？お２人結構…｡

211
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,490
{\an8}よろしいでしょうか？
(浜田)はい｡

212
00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:31,431
{\an8}(浜田)うわ～デッカ！なっ｡

213
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,500
{\an8}(男性)ディーラー｡

214
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:38,438
{\an8}(方正)よし！
(男性)22で方正さんの勝利です｡

215
00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:41,508
{\an8}はい｡
(香取)チクショ～チクショ～！

216
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:55,955
{\an8}⟨引き続きカードゲーム２回戦⟩

217
00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:58,458
{\an8}(男性)どうぞ｡
(浜田)はい｡

218
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,527
{\an8}(田中)うわ～｡

219
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,397
{\an8}(男性)それではお賭けください｡

220
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,966
{\an8}微妙やねんな｡

221
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,905
{\an8}(浜田)おぉウソやん｡
(松本)えっ？

222
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,407
{\an8}(遠藤)勝負行きましたね｡

223
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:17,911
{\an8}よろしいでしょうか？
(松本:田中)はい｡

224
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,979
{\an8}(男性)カードオープン｡

225
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,917
{\an8}(遠藤)うわ強いな｡

226
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,919
{\an8}(浜田)えっ！
(遠藤)強いです｡

227
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,987
{\an8}(男性)ディーラー｡

228
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,426
{\an8}22！
23で方正さんの勝利です！

229
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,929
{\an8}(浜田)えぇ～！
(遠藤)すごい！

230
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,931
{\an8}(田中)すげぇな｡
(遠藤)すごいですね｡

231
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,933
{\an8}キング持って来るもんな｡

232
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:43,436
{\an8}(香取)一番の成績を収めた
お前には褒美を授けよう｡

233
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,939
{\an8}(浜田)えっマジで？
>>カモン！

234
00:16:46,005 --> 00:17:23,977
{\an8}(ドアが開く音)
♪～ (田中)うわ｡

235
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,472
{\an8}(浜田)フフフ｡

236
00:17:23,977 --> 00:17:27,914
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

237
00:17:27,981 --> 00:17:31,484
{\an8}(浜田)山ちゃんが
まんざらでもない顔してた｡

238
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:36,923
{\an8}(松本)あっ｡
(浜田)よっあぁ～｡

239
00:17:36,990 --> 00:17:40,427
{\an8}>>素晴らしい！
(浜田)あっお金じゃない｡

240
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:43,430
{\an8}>>今のがご褒美だ｡
(松本)えっ｡

241
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:47,434
{\an8}>>どうだ？
>>な…何ヘイポーか→

242
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,436
{\an8}もらえるのかなと思いまして｡
(松本)こんだけあるもんね｡

243
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:52,439
{\an8}(香取)勝てば天国負ければ地獄｡

244
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,008
{\an8}これがギャン…おい｡

245
00:17:58,011 --> 00:18:00,447
{\an8}(浜田)フフっ｡

246
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:05,018
{\an8}見てないですよ
俺は見てないですって｡

247
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:09,456
{\an8}(六角)いやいや
いや見てないですってもう｡

248
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:11,524
{\an8}何だ？その格好は｡

249
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:16,463
{\an8}どうしてくれるんですか｡
>>知らねえよ！

250
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:19,032
{\an8}パンツ見てんじゃねえよ！
(六角)えっ｡

251
00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:23,470
{\an8}パンツ見んなっつってんだよ
やめろよ！

252
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:26,539
{\an8}(六角)うるせぇおら～！

253
00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:31,544
{\an8}てめぇ！

254
00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:36,483
{\an8}お前が
見せに来たんじゃねえかよ！

255
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:39,486
{\an8}てめぇ…お前が
パンツ見しただろうがよ！

256
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,488
{\an8}(香取)
お前がパンツを見てたんだろ！

257
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,491
{\an8}(六角)俺のパンツも
見てんじゃねえかお前よ！

258
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,993
{\an8}パンツ…おら！
(香取)お前牛のパンツか？

259
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:49,496
{\an8}おい牛のパンツか？
>>牛のパンツじゃねえよ！

260
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,498
{\an8}うるせぇこの野郎！
(香取)おい！

261
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:54,501
{\an8}(六角)おい！こら！

262
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,003
{\an8}(浜田)分からへん｡

263
00:18:57,070 --> 00:18:59,072
{\an8}な…何なん？

264
00:19:01,074 --> 00:19:02,942
{\an8}(松本)靴…｡
>>♪～(判定音)

265
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:06,513
{\an8}(松本)靴！
(浜田)何なん｡

266
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,452
{\an8}(遠藤)何の絡みやったんやろな｡
(方正)あっ！

267
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:14,954
{\an8}(松本)あっ｡
(田中)痛い｡

268
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:18,458
{\an8}(浜田)はぁ～｡
(松本)伝説のディーラー｡

269
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:20,960
{\an8}(藤原)みんなええもん
見してもろうたな｡

270
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,530
{\an8}(松本)いや｡
(藤原)行こうか｡

271
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:27,467
{\an8}(松本)あのご褒美
何やったんやろうな？

272
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:31,037
{\an8}⟨ここでの出来事が後に…⟩

273
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,978
{\an8}⟨スタートから…⟩

274
00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:41,548
{\an8}⟨５人は再びカジノへ⟩

275
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,818
{\an8}⟨その目的とは⟩

276
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:51,991
{\an8}(藤原)みんなええか｡
今からカジノで大儲けするチャンスやで。

277
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:53,326
{\an8}(浜田)なるほど。

278
00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:57,897
{\an8}(浜田)何回も来てるけど。

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00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:02,335
{\an8}(藤原)しっかり…｡

280
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:05,838
{\an8}中…中入ったら
笑ってもええから｡

281
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,840
{\an8}(松本)うわ｡
(拍手)

282
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,343
{\an8}(ノブ)ようこそ～
いらっしゃいませ｡

283
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:15,848
{\an8}ようこそ
こちらへこちらへ｡

284
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:19,352
{\an8}ようこそいらっしゃいませ
いらっしゃいませ｡

285
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:22,355
{\an8}いや～皆さんお疲れのようでね｡

286
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:25,358
{\an8}さぁ今回ですね
“笑ってはいけない”シリーズは→

287
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,860
{\an8}今回で18作目でございます｡

288
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:31,364
{\an8}これまで
17作の笑いの刺客はですね→

289
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:35,368
{\an8}延べ1469人｡
(大悟)すごい数だ｡

290
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:39,372
{\an8}(ノブ)…の方がもう皆さんを
笑わしに来てるんですよ｡

291
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:43,943
{\an8}そしてびっくりするのが
総ＯＵＴ数でございます｡

292
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:49,882
{\an8}(松本)へぇ～｡

293
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,951
{\an8}そんな…｡

294
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,388
{\an8}(浜田)クイズなんや｡

295
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:56,956
{\an8}(ノブ)題して…｡

296
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:06,332
{\an8}(田中)合うてないぞ！
合うてないぞ！

297
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:08,401
{\an8}(松本)最後全然｡
(浜田)合ってない｡

298
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,416
{\an8}今回ですね…｡

299
00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:28,921
{\an8}(松本)おいおいおいおい｡
(大悟)失礼な話ですけど｡

300
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:33,926
{\an8}(浜田)この番組ずっと｡
(遠藤)そうですよ｡

301
00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:38,364
{\an8}(浜田)ハハハ！

302
00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:41,868
{\an8}(ノブ)さぁスペシャルゲストに
お越しいただいております｡

303
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:43,436
{\an8}この方ですどうぞ｡

304
00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:53,946
♪～
(木村)お願いします｡ (松本)ハリのある人や｡

305
00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:51,377
{\an8}(浜田)なるほど｡

306
00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:53,880
{\an8}(ノブ)はじめましてですか
こんにちは｡

307
00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:55,948
{\an8}(松本)確かに…｡

308
00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:59,385
{\an8}(大悟)３倍どころか｡

309
00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:01,888
{\an8}(ノブ)さぁ木村さんは…｡

310
00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,391
{\an8}(松本)フッ｡

311
00:22:07,393 --> 00:22:10,396
{\an8}(方正)ちゃんと掘り下げてや
どういうところが好きなんか｡

312
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,403
{\an8}(大悟)いやありますよね
どういうのが今までで｡

313
00:22:23,409 --> 00:22:26,412
{\an8}その役者さんが出られる時に…｡

314
00:22:31,417 --> 00:22:33,419
{\an8}(松本)でも答えとしては…｡

315
00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:37,356
{\an8}(田中)ざっくり言いましたね｡
>>ですか？

316
00:22:37,423 --> 00:22:39,859
{\an8}(大悟)いろいろ見てるからこそ
そこまで｡

317
00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:41,861
{\an8}(ノブ)
さぁそれでは行きましょう→

318
00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:45,865
{\an8}最初のランキングクイズに
まいりましょうせ～の｡

319
00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:48,367
{\an8}(大悟:ノブ)ガキベガス！

320
00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:50,436
{\an8}⟨この後…⟩

321
00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:54,440
{\an8}お前だよ！

322
00:22:57,343 --> 00:22:58,845
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

323
00:23:07,253 --> 00:23:09,188
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

324
00:23:09,255 --> 00:23:11,758
{\an8}⟨そんな刺客の中で…⟩

325
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:24,504
{\an8}⟨まずは“笑ってはいけない”
恒例の…⟩

326
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:28,007
{\an8}⟨５組がエントリー１組目は⟩

327
00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:30,009
{\an8}＼お待たせしました～／

328
00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:32,945
{\an8}＼お待たせし過ぎたのかも
しれません／

329
00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:35,448
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

330
00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:37,950
{\an8}(藤原)全員ＯＵＴ｡

331
00:23:38,017 --> 00:23:39,952
{\an8}(方正)マジ!?
(遠藤)ウソ！

332
00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:42,955
{\an8}(浜田)これが
どれぐらいやったかやねんな｡

333
00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:45,525
{\an8}(田中)何してるんですか｡

334
00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:53,032
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

335
00:23:56,536 --> 00:23:58,538
{\an8}(小峠)あなたね…｡

336
00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:06,045
{\an8}あんた
何も反省してないんですか？

337
00:24:08,548 --> 00:24:11,050
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

338
00:24:14,554 --> 00:24:17,490
{\an8}(草彅)今からねそのほら貝を
有効的に使いねこちらのね→

339
00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:21,994
{\an8}男優２人のね本性をね今から
暴いて行きたいと思いますよ｡

340
00:24:22,061 --> 00:24:23,996
{\an8}こちらの男優の方｡

341
00:24:24,063 --> 00:24:26,499
{\an8}ずばりあなたは→

342
00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:28,501
{\an8}草彅派→

343
00:24:28,568 --> 00:24:30,503
{\an8}中居派→

344
00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:32,004
{\an8}どちら？

345
00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:36,943
{\an8}草彅派なら２回中居派なら１回｡

346
00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:39,445
{\an8}(松本)いや何なんそれ｡

347
00:24:39,512 --> 00:24:41,447
{\an8}どういうことどういうこと？

348
00:24:41,514 --> 00:24:44,951
{\an8}(草彅)
草彅派なら２回中居派なら１回｡

349
00:24:45,017 --> 00:24:47,954
{\an8}ほら貝を吹いてください｡
(松本)すげぇやりづらいですけど｡

350
00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:49,956
{\an8}ほら貝を吹いてください
まっちゃん｡

351
00:24:50,022 --> 00:24:51,457
{\an8}(松本)いやいやいやあぁはい｡

352
00:24:51,524 --> 00:24:54,460
{\an8}>>まっちゃん？
(松本)はい｡

353
00:24:54,527 --> 00:24:55,962
{\an8}(ほら貝を１回吹く音)

354
00:24:56,028 --> 00:24:59,966
{\an8}え～！ナイスナイス！
♪～(判定音)

355
00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:03,536
{\an8}(浜田)ハハハハ！

356
00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:11,544
{\an8}⟨２組目は⟩

357
00:25:12,545 --> 00:25:14,480
{\an8}(方正)フフフハハハハ！
♪～(判定音)

358
00:25:14,547 --> 00:25:18,551
{\an8}ヤッダ～！アハハハ！

359
00:25:21,554 --> 00:25:23,556
{\an8}(浜田)11年前か｡

360
00:25:26,058 --> 00:25:30,496
{\an8}>>ヤ～ダ！あぁ～！
(劇団ひとり)マー子はこう見えて→

361
00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:32,932
{\an8}顔芸が得意なんですよ｡

362
00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:35,935
{\an8}(ひとり)はいデンデケデケ…｡

363
00:25:36,002 --> 00:25:38,938
{\an8}デン！

364
00:25:39,005 --> 00:25:40,506
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

365
00:25:42,508 --> 00:25:45,945
{\an8}(ひとり)デンデケデケ…｡

366
00:25:46,012 --> 00:25:47,947
{\an8}デン！

367
00:25:48,014 --> 00:25:51,017
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

368
00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:56,455
{\an8}はいデデデデ…ドン！

369
00:25:56,522 --> 00:25:58,958
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

370
00:25:59,025 --> 00:26:04,030
{\an8}(藤原)松本山崎田中遠藤…｡

371
00:26:08,534 --> 00:26:11,037
{\an8}⟨３組目は⟩

372
00:26:18,544 --> 00:26:20,546
{\an8}(松本)もしかして｡

373
00:26:22,048 --> 00:26:25,985
{\an8}(浜田)あの方ですよ｡
(松本)ですよね｡

374
00:26:26,052 --> 00:26:27,987
{\an8}いや～覚えてますよ｡

375
00:26:28,054 --> 00:26:30,056
{\an8}(田中)
めちゃくちゃ覚えてます｡

376
00:26:37,063 --> 00:26:39,565
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

377
00:26:39,565 --> 00:26:50,076
♪～

378
00:26:50,076 --> 00:26:52,078
{\an8}(小籔)ちょっと待てお前｡

379
00:26:54,580 --> 00:26:56,582
{\an8}(松本)厳しい｡

380
00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:01,520
{\an8}(小籔)お前たぶんなっ｡

381
00:27:01,587 --> 00:27:03,522
{\an8}(小籔)お客さんに悪いやん｡

382
00:27:03,589 --> 00:27:07,026
{\an8}(AMEMIYA)ホント
すいませんプロとして…｡

383
00:27:07,093 --> 00:27:10,029
{\an8}(浜田:方正)ハハハハ！

384
00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:11,530
{\an8}(ノブ)これはすごい｡

385
00:27:11,597 --> 00:27:14,100
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

386
00:27:18,104 --> 00:27:20,106
{\an8}(遠藤)緊張感ありましたね｡

387
00:27:23,609 --> 00:27:25,544
{\an8}(ノブ)いや～レジェンドです｡

388
00:27:25,611 --> 00:27:27,613
{\an8}⟨４組目は⟩

389
00:27:27,613 --> 00:27:29,615
♪～

390
00:27:29,615 --> 00:27:32,985
{\an8}(大悟)ということは？
(ノブ)これはね｡

391
00:27:33,052 --> 00:27:35,988
{\an8}千鳥ですお願いします｡

392
00:27:36,055 --> 00:27:38,491
{\an8}旅行に行ってやりたいなと思って｡
>>いいやんかそんなん｡

393
00:27:38,557 --> 00:27:40,993
{\an8}(大悟)予約の取り方が分からん｡
(ノブ)そんなん簡単｡

394
00:27:41,060 --> 00:27:42,995
{\an8}電話したらいいだけよ｡
(大悟)あっそう｡

395
00:27:43,062 --> 00:27:45,998
{\an8}(ノブ)電話してみるわ
ピポパポピプルルプルル…｡

396
00:27:46,065 --> 00:27:49,001
{\an8}はいもしもしこちらキスイ館
女将ハクベイでございます｡

397
00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:50,503
{\an8}ハクベイとか知らないです｡

398
00:27:50,569 --> 00:27:53,005
{\an8}｢白平ら｣でございます｡
(ノブ)｢白平ら｣とかいいです｡

399
00:27:53,072 --> 00:27:56,008
{\an8}週末に家族３人で
行きたいんですけども｡

400
00:27:56,075 --> 00:27:59,011
{\an8}それではご予約のほう
確認させていただきます｡

401
00:27:59,078 --> 00:28:01,514
{\an8}智辯和歌山高校野球部
80名様…｡

402
00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:03,015
{\an8}(ノブ)違います！

403
00:28:03,082 --> 00:28:06,585
{\an8}(大悟)こちら中華ﾊﾞｲｷﾝｸﾞの…｡
(ノブ)いやいらないですから｡

404
00:28:06,585 --> 00:28:09,588
♪～

405
00:28:14,593 --> 00:28:16,595
{\an8}(大悟)
数珠は別に関係ないやろうが！

406
00:28:20,099 --> 00:28:23,102
{\an8}(松本)してたならしくないな｡

407
00:28:24,603 --> 00:28:27,606
{\an8}(浜田)ハハハハハ！

408
00:28:36,549 --> 00:28:38,984
{\an8}⟨そして最後は⟩

409
00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:44,557
{\an8}もしもし
えっ何バカじゃないの？お前｡

410
00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:59,071
{\an8}静かにしろって言ってんだよ｡

411
00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:02,575
{\an8}もっと大きな声で言いなさい｡

412
00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:13,519
{\an8}(ﾔﾝｷｰ)おいこらおっさん
アキラに何か用か？

413
00:29:13,586 --> 00:29:16,589
{\an8}(松本)ヒヒヒヒ｡
(浜田)ハハハハ｡

414
00:29:19,592 --> 00:29:22,528
{\an8}(大和田)ｹｰﾀｲやっちゃいけない
ってことを言っただけなんだよ｡

415
00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:24,597
{\an8}(ﾔﾝｷｰ)うっせぇな｡

416
00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:29,034
{\an8}おいこらおっさん！
おいこらおっさんよ｡

417
00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:32,972
{\an8}(浜田)ハハハハ！

418
00:29:33,038 --> 00:29:34,473
{\an8}(松本)やめましょう｡

419
00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:36,475
{\an8}うるせぇなバカ野郎！

420
00:29:36,542 --> 00:29:38,477
{\an8}(松本)ハハハハ！

421
00:29:38,544 --> 00:29:41,046
{\an8}>>やってやろうじゃねえか｡
>>おいこら行くぞ｡

422
00:29:44,550 --> 00:29:46,986
{\an8}(遠藤)あぁ～！痛い痛い｡

423
00:29:47,052 --> 00:29:50,055
{\an8}(松本)痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い｡
(遠藤)やってもうた｡

424
00:29:51,557 --> 00:29:54,059
{\an8}(松本)グネっちゃってね｡

425
00:30:01,066 --> 00:30:05,004
{\an8}(松本)ハハハハハ！

426
00:30:05,070 --> 00:30:07,573
{\an8}(浜田)ハハハハハ！

427
00:30:12,077 --> 00:30:14,580
{\an8}⟨この５組の中で…⟩

428
00:30:19,084 --> 00:30:21,020
{\an8}笑いをとった回数は→

429
00:30:21,086 --> 00:30:24,089
{\an8}お尻をシバかれた回数で
算出しております｡

430
00:30:35,034 --> 00:30:36,468
{\an8}めちゃくちゃもう｡

431
00:30:36,535 --> 00:30:40,472
{\an8}(松本)だからあん時に山崎だけでも
だいぶ行かれたかなっていう｡

432
00:30:40,539 --> 00:30:43,475
{\an8}(大悟)方正さんで
稼いでる可能性はある｡

433
00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:47,046
{\an8}(ノブ)なるほどなるほど
連打でしたもんね｡

434
00:30:50,049 --> 00:30:52,484
{\an8}(ノブ)そして浜田さん
やっぱり梅宮さんの｡

435
00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:54,486
{\an8}(浜田)ねっ｡
(ノブ)あれ衝撃でしたね｡

436
00:30:54,553 --> 00:30:56,989
{\an8}(浜田)いやいやもうあれはもう…｡

437
00:30:57,056 --> 00:30:58,490
{\an8}そういう意味ではね｡

438
00:30:58,557 --> 00:31:01,493
{\an8}あれ
ようビンタできたなと思うて｡

439
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,562
{\an8}ボロクソ言うてた｡

440
00:31:06,565 --> 00:31:10,002
{\an8}>>こっち側から｡
>>聞いたことない表現ですね｡

441
00:31:10,069 --> 00:31:12,071
{\an8}(浜田)めちゃくちゃやわ｡

442
00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:16,508
{\an8}(大悟:ノブ)おいおいおいおい…｡

443
00:31:16,575 --> 00:31:18,510
{\an8}すごい緊張してたのは分かったよ｡

444
00:31:18,577 --> 00:31:20,579
{\an8}僕ら…｡

445
00:31:22,081 --> 00:31:24,516
{\an8}そうそうそうなっ｡

446
00:31:24,583 --> 00:31:27,519
{\an8}そう作品｡
(方正)フォローしなくていいよ｡

447
00:31:27,586 --> 00:31:29,521
{\an8}(大悟)ドッカンドッカンじゃ
ない作品性が｡

448
00:31:29,588 --> 00:31:31,523
{\an8}１個でポンドン！と笑かせる｡

449
00:31:31,590 --> 00:31:33,459
{\an8}それを僕ら目指して｡

450
00:31:33,525 --> 00:31:35,461
{\an8}一応千鳥も入っております｡

451
00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:39,465
{\an8}さぁちなみに
後日談をいただいております｡

452
00:31:39,531 --> 00:31:42,534
{\an8}大和田伸也さんからございます｡

453
00:31:52,044 --> 00:31:54,980
{\an8}(大悟)それぐらい
インパクトがあったというね｡

454
00:31:55,047 --> 00:31:56,982
{\an8}(ノブ)さぁこういったメンバーで
ございます｡

455
00:31:57,049 --> 00:31:59,051
{\an8}ＢＥＴしてくださいどうぞ！

456
00:32:01,053 --> 00:32:03,489
{\an8}(遠藤)もうドン｡
(ノブ)はいはいはいはい｡

457
00:32:03,555 --> 00:32:05,491
{\an8}ガッシャン｡
(ノブ)はいはい｡

458
00:32:05,557 --> 00:32:08,994
{\an8}木村さん１番草彅さんだと｡
>>はい１番ですね｡

459
00:32:09,061 --> 00:32:10,996
{\an8}(ノブ)５万ヘイポーさんで
これなぜ？

460
00:32:11,063 --> 00:32:14,500
{\an8}やっぱ見ててすごい
好きだったので草彅さんの回が｡

461
00:32:14,566 --> 00:32:17,503
{\an8}だからえっと勇気を出して
５万ヘイポー｡

462
00:32:17,569 --> 00:32:21,006
{\an8}勇気出しました｡

463
00:32:21,073 --> 00:32:24,510
{\an8}そして松本さんが多いですね！

464
00:32:24,576 --> 00:32:26,512
{\an8}10万ヘイポー行きましたね｡

465
00:32:26,578 --> 00:32:28,514
{\an8}(松本)ちょっともう１発目から
行ったろうかなと思って｡

466
00:32:28,580 --> 00:32:31,083
{\an8}やっぱりこう…｡

467
00:32:32,584 --> 00:32:34,453
{\an8}(田中)そうなんですよね｡

468
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:37,022
{\an8}(松本)大和田さんのやつは…｡

469
00:32:39,024 --> 00:32:41,460
{\an8}(大悟)…の
デッカい笑いですもんね｡

470
00:32:41,527 --> 00:32:42,961
{\an8}(ノブ)浜田さんも草彅さんで？

471
00:32:43,028 --> 00:32:47,466
{\an8}(浜田)これはもう大地さんと
どっちかかな思うてだから…｡

472
00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:49,468
{\an8}(ノブ)えぇ～！
２択実質｡

473
00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:52,971
{\an8}(浜田)実質２択なんですけど
大地さんやったら…｡

474
00:32:53,038 --> 00:32:57,476
{\an8}まぁ草彅のほうが
最近っていうのもあるから｡

475
00:32:57,543 --> 00:33:00,979
{\an8}結構ちょっとｲﾝﾊﾟｸﾄはあった
さっき言うたみたいに｡

476
00:33:01,046 --> 00:33:02,481
{\an8}そういう意味ですよね｡

477
00:33:02,548 --> 00:33:04,483
{\an8}(ノブ)方正さんは？
(松本)すごいＢＥＴですよ｡

478
00:33:04,550 --> 00:33:07,486
{\an8}(大悟)20万｡

479
00:33:07,553 --> 00:33:09,488
{\an8}(大悟)
相当笑ったってことですか？

480
00:33:09,555 --> 00:33:11,490
{\an8}もう僕も相当笑いましたし→

481
00:33:11,557 --> 00:33:13,492
{\an8}この密度というか時間がね→

482
00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:15,494
{\an8}たぶん大地さん
一番短いと思うんですけど→

483
00:33:15,561 --> 00:33:18,497
{\an8}その短い間に
ババババババ～と行ってるから→

484
00:33:18,564 --> 00:33:21,500
{\an8}もう数はすごいと思います｡
(ノブ)確かに｡

485
00:33:21,567 --> 00:33:25,504
{\an8}さぁ遠藤さんも草彅さん｡
>>僕も10万ヘイポーですね｡

486
00:33:25,571 --> 00:33:27,072
{\an8}たぶん…｡

487
00:33:28,574 --> 00:33:31,009
{\an8}それぐらいもう…｡

488
00:33:31,076 --> 00:33:33,946
{\an8}(松本)なるほどね｡
(ノブ)はい田中さんも｡

489
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:37,449
{\an8}え～７ですで大地さんです｡

490
00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:41,453
{\an8}じゃあもう皆さん１と２に
もう集中してるんですね｡

491
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,456
{\an8}それでは正解の発表です！

492
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:47,459
{\an8}運命の～正解発表だ～！

493
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:51,463
{\an8}これから～！
>>いらんやろいらん｡

494
00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:55,467
{\an8}(大悟)正解に行くか
アウトになるかで→

495
00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:57,970
{\an8}天国と地獄に分かれるだろう｡

496
00:33:58,036 --> 00:34:00,472
{\an8}ただそれは今は分からない｡

497
00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:02,474
{\an8}なぜならまだ正解を…｡

498
00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:03,976
{\an8}長っ！
(浜田)やれや！

499
00:34:04,043 --> 00:34:05,544
{\an8}(大悟)さぁ！

500
00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:08,547
{\an8}⟨正解は⟩

501
00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:13,986
{\an8}(ノブ)さぁさぁ出ますよ｡

502
00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:16,488
{\an8}(田中)ほら！
(ノブ)大和田さん千鳥早い｡

503
00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:17,990
{\an8}(遠藤)
行け行け行け行け行け！

504
00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:19,992
{\an8}(田中)えぇ～！
(方正)ウソ！

505
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:22,494
{\an8}(田中)マジで？
(ノブ)大地さんが！

506
00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:23,996
{\an8}(浜田)１来い｡

507
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:26,498
{\an8}(ノブ)梅宮さんか草彅さんか
１か？３か？

508
00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:28,500
{\an8}(遠藤)おぉ～！
(浜田)よ～し！

509
00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:31,003
{\an8}(田中)えっすごいな｡

510
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:33,939
{\an8}(松本)こんな差があった？
(田中)そんなに？

511
00:34:34,006 --> 00:34:36,942
{\an8}(ノブ)さぁ正解は
１番の草彅さんでございます｡

512
00:34:37,009 --> 00:34:38,444
{\an8}なるほど｡
(浜田)そうね｡

513
00:34:38,510 --> 00:34:41,947
{\an8}これ方正さん痛いですね
これは痛い｡

514
00:34:42,014 --> 00:34:44,450
{\an8}めちゃくちゃヤバいやん｡

515
00:34:44,516 --> 00:34:46,452
{\an8}めちゃくちゃヤバいやんか｡

516
00:34:46,518 --> 00:34:49,955
{\an8}(ノブ)差がかなり開きました｡

517
00:34:50,022 --> 00:34:52,024
{\an8}(大悟)でも…｡

518
00:34:55,027 --> 00:34:58,964
{\an8}そうそうそう｡
>>デデ～ンって言わさないシステム｡

519
00:34:59,031 --> 00:35:00,466
{\an8}(松本)笑ったんとしてもな｡

520
00:35:00,532 --> 00:35:03,969
{\an8}だからあそこで笑かすところで
きっちり…｡

521
00:35:04,036 --> 00:35:06,972
{\an8}10になる｡
(松本)｢わらからしてるから｣ね｡

522
00:35:07,039 --> 00:35:08,974
{\an8}ま…もう…｡

523
00:35:09,041 --> 00:35:12,978
{\an8}(笑い)
(田中)すごいかむぞ今日｡

524
00:35:13,045 --> 00:35:15,547
{\an8}(大悟)何かもう…｡

525
00:35:19,551 --> 00:35:23,555
{\an8}⟨続いては
超ビッグなあの人が出演⟩

526
00:35:26,058 --> 00:35:27,993
{\an8}⟨１人目は⟩

527
00:35:28,060 --> 00:35:30,996
{\an8}(藤原)先生先生｡

528
00:35:31,063 --> 00:35:35,000
{\an8}⟨マドンナ先生として紹介された
この方⟩

529
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,504
♪～

530
00:35:38,504 --> 00:35:41,006
{\an8}いやすごかったな｡

531
00:35:57,523 --> 00:36:00,025
{\an8}(遠藤)
ヨゴレ仕事やないけど｡

532
00:36:12,037 --> 00:36:13,539
{\an8}(浜田)ハハハハ！

533
00:36:20,546 --> 00:36:23,048
{\an8}⟨続いては⟩

534
00:36:24,550 --> 00:36:27,553
{\an8}(松本)これ去年か｡
(ノブ)はい去年です｡

535
00:36:30,055 --> 00:36:32,558
{\an8}いや～確かにすごかったな｡

536
00:36:38,163 --> 00:36:41,099
{\an8}いや～確かにすごかったな｡

537
00:36:41,166 --> 00:36:43,101
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

538
00:36:43,168 --> 00:36:45,671
{\an8}(藤原)田中浜田ＯＵＴ｡

539
00:37:00,185 --> 00:37:03,188
{\an8}ブッ…｡
♪～(判定音)

540
00:37:16,134 --> 00:37:18,637
{\an8}(一同)アハハハハ！
♪～(判定音)

541
00:37:20,639 --> 00:37:22,641
{\an8}(浜田)何で!?

542
00:37:25,143 --> 00:37:28,080
{\an8}♪～サンバのリズムを
知ってるかい

543
00:37:28,146 --> 00:37:31,583
{\an8}♪～年末みんなで盛り上げる
ホイ！

544
00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:37,589
{\an8}♪～ホホホイホホホイ
ホホホイホ～ガラガッタ

545
00:37:37,656 --> 00:37:40,158
{\an8}♪～ホ～ホホホ～ホホ
ホッホイホッホッホ～

546
00:37:44,663 --> 00:37:47,666
{\an8}(浜田)ハハハハ！
>>♪～(判定音)

547
00:37:55,173 --> 00:37:57,175
{\an8}⟨３人目は⟩

548
00:38:00,679 --> 00:38:09,121
♪～

549
00:38:09,121 --> 00:38:12,057
{\an8}○△□×☆※…！

550
00:38:12,124 --> 00:38:14,059
{\an8}♪～ピヤッタピヤッタ

551
00:38:14,126 --> 00:38:16,628
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

552
00:38:19,131 --> 00:38:21,066
{\an8}♪～トントンタタタッタ

553
00:38:21,133 --> 00:38:23,068
{\an8}どうですか？

554
00:38:23,135 --> 00:38:26,071
{\an8}(松本)アハハハ！
(浜田)何やねんなもう！

555
00:38:26,138 --> 00:38:28,140
{\an8}何なんよ～｡

556
00:38:30,642 --> 00:38:32,577
{\an8}>>何ですか!?
(松本)アハハハ！

557
00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:35,147
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

558
00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:41,653
{\an8}(浜田)無理無理無理無理やって｡

559
00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:53,665
{\an8}そんなことは分かってんだよ｡

560
00:38:58,170 --> 00:39:00,172
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

561
00:39:08,113 --> 00:39:10,615
{\an8}⟨そして最後は⟩

562
00:39:10,615 --> 00:39:17,122
♪～

563
00:39:18,623 --> 00:39:22,060
{\an8}アァ～！

564
00:39:22,127 --> 00:39:24,062
{\an8}(方正:浜田)アハハハハ！

565
00:39:24,129 --> 00:39:26,131
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

566
00:39:48,653 --> 00:39:50,655
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

567
00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:31,062
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

568
00:40:31,129 --> 00:40:33,131
{\an8}嫌なこと言うな｡

569
00:40:59,658 --> 00:41:01,660
{\an8}(松本)間よ｡

570
00:41:04,095 --> 00:41:06,097
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

571
00:41:08,099 --> 00:41:10,035
{\an8}(高橋)
アタシが見本を見せてやる｡

572
00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:12,037
{\an8}よく見ときな｡

573
00:41:12,103 --> 00:41:14,606
{\an8}これ覚えてますわ
これすごかったですよ｡

574
00:41:23,114 --> 00:41:26,117
{\an8}(一同)アハハハハ！
♪～(判定音)

575
00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:29,621
{\an8}(浜田)全然できてへん！

576
00:41:35,126 --> 00:41:37,128
{\an8}⟨この４人の中で…⟩

577
00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:45,136
{\an8}(ノブ)はいこちらの４名が
エントリーしました｡

578
00:41:50,642 --> 00:41:53,578
{\an8}(ノブ)そうですよね｡
＼数はすごいです／

579
00:41:53,645 --> 00:41:56,581
{\an8}(松本)数はすごいから｡
(ノブ)もう連打でね｡

580
00:41:56,648 --> 00:41:59,084
{\an8}そうそうそう｡
(ノブ)ずっとやってましたから｡

581
00:41:59,150 --> 00:42:02,087
{\an8}(浜田)ムズいなこれ｡
(遠藤)難しいですね｡

582
00:42:02,153 --> 00:42:04,589
{\an8}(ノブ)萬田さんから
後日談来ております｡

583
00:42:12,597 --> 00:42:16,101
{\an8}(遠藤)そうかそうかその昔ね｡
(田中)すごいね｡

584
00:42:21,606 --> 00:42:24,042
{\an8}(浜田)なるほどねそりゃそうでしょ｡

585
00:42:24,109 --> 00:42:27,545
{\an8}(ノブ)さぁ木村さん
印象に残ったのはございますか？

586
00:42:27,612 --> 00:42:29,114
{\an8}私は…｡

587
00:42:31,116 --> 00:42:33,118
{\an8}(ノブ)おもしろいですね｡

588
00:42:37,122 --> 00:42:39,624
{\an8}(松本)リズム｡
>>はいリズム｡

589
00:42:41,126 --> 00:42:42,627
{\an8}(ノブ)なるほどなるほど｡

590
00:42:44,129 --> 00:42:47,065
{\an8}何をやるのか｡
>>ん？

591
00:42:47,132 --> 00:42:49,067
{\an8}(遠藤)
もう１個やったんですよね｡

592
00:42:49,134 --> 00:42:52,070
{\an8}あれ？サンバのリズムと
あれ？遠藤さんと一緒に｡

593
00:42:52,137 --> 00:42:55,073
{\an8}僕はサンバのリズムで｡
(浜田)山崎さんは違うんです｡

594
00:42:55,140 --> 00:42:58,076
{\an8}えっホホホイですよね？
それもサンバのリズム？

595
00:42:58,143 --> 00:43:00,078
{\an8}遠藤ですね｡
(木村)すいません｡

596
00:43:00,145 --> 00:43:01,646
{\an8}でもう１つ｡

597
00:43:03,148 --> 00:43:05,517
{\an8}ごめんなさい！
(浜田)誰も覚えてない｡

598
00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:07,018
{\an8}(ノブ)悲しい｡

599
00:43:07,085 --> 00:43:10,522
{\an8}ごく一般的な知識が？
誰も覚えてない？

600
00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:13,091
{\an8}(浜田)いやいいですいいです
全然いいです｡

601
00:43:17,596 --> 00:43:19,030
{\an8}(笑い)

602
00:43:19,097 --> 00:43:21,032
{\an8}｢まあ？｣｡
(田中)初耳のリアクション｡

603
00:43:21,099 --> 00:43:24,035
{\an8}(浜田)｢マー｣って言われても覚えてない｡

604
00:43:24,102 --> 00:43:28,106
{\an8}(ノブ)さぁ天海さんからも
後日談来ております｡

605
00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:43,555
{\an8}(浜田)何でやねん！何でやねん｡

606
00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:45,056
{\an8}＼感覚て／

607
00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:47,058
{\an8}(松本)ちなみにこの間…｡

608
00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:49,127
{\an8}天海さん…｡

609
00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:52,564
{\an8}(笑い)

610
00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:55,567
{\an8}(ノブ)それは怒ります｡
(大悟)聞いていいことと…｡

611
00:43:55,634 --> 00:43:58,069
{\an8}(松本)小池に聞いたら…｡

612
00:43:58,136 --> 00:44:00,071
{\an8}(浜田)マジギレやったんやハハハハ｡

613
00:44:00,138 --> 00:44:02,073
{\an8}(遠藤)それは仕方ないですよね｡

614
00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:05,010
{\an8}(ノブ)さぁそれでは皆さん
一番笑いをとったのは誰か？

615
00:44:05,076 --> 00:44:07,012
{\an8}番号をＢＥＴしてください
どうぞ｡

616
00:44:07,078 --> 00:44:09,014
{\an8}難しいと思います｡

617
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:11,016
{\an8}(浜田)これはムズいな｡
(遠藤)自信ないなあんまり｡

618
00:44:11,082 --> 00:44:14,519
{\an8}(田中)これ難しいです｡
(松本)これも割れるでしょうね｡

619
00:44:14,586 --> 00:44:18,023
{\an8}松本さんは
竹中さんに10万ヘイポー｡

620
00:44:18,089 --> 00:44:21,026
{\an8}浜田さんは
天海さんに10万ヘイポー｡

621
00:44:21,092 --> 00:44:25,530
{\an8}方正さんも
天海さんに５万ヘイポー｡

622
00:44:25,597 --> 00:44:29,034
{\an8}遠藤さんは
竹中さんですね５万ヘイポー｡

623
00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:31,036
{\an8}田中さんも竹中さんに…｡

624
00:44:31,102 --> 00:44:34,606
{\an8}はい６万ヘイポー｡
(ノブ)刻んで来る｡

625
00:44:36,107 --> 00:44:38,109
{\an8}(方正)何やねん！

626
00:44:39,611 --> 00:44:42,547
{\an8}(田中)うるさいぞおい！おい！
失礼だぞ｡

627
00:44:42,614 --> 00:44:45,050
{\an8}新車は10行くんですよね｡

628
00:44:45,116 --> 00:44:47,552
{\an8}６万ヘイポーです｡

629
00:44:47,619 --> 00:44:50,055
{\an8}おっと木村さん自信あり？

630
00:44:50,121 --> 00:44:53,058
{\an8}はい｡
(ノブ)10万ﾍｲﾎﾟｰで天海祐希さん｡

631
00:44:53,124 --> 00:44:54,626
{\an8}はい｡

632
00:44:56,127 --> 00:44:59,564
{\an8}(ノブ)さぁそれでは
正解の発表でございます｡

633
00:44:59,631 --> 00:45:02,067
{\an8}さぁホントにいいのか
みんなそれで｡

634
00:45:02,133 --> 00:45:04,069
{\an8}もう変えることはできないぞ｡

635
00:45:04,135 --> 00:45:06,571
{\an8}なぜなら
制限時間というものがあるのだ｡

636
00:45:06,638 --> 00:45:08,573
{\an8}今から変えたいヤツ手を挙げろ！

637
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:12,644
{\an8}ダメだ変えることはできない！
さぁご覧ください｡

638
00:45:15,146 --> 00:45:17,148
{\an8}⟨正解は⟩

639
00:45:18,650 --> 00:45:21,586
{\an8}(浜田)たぶん真ん中２人が
競って来るような気ぃすんのよね｡

640
00:45:21,653 --> 00:45:26,091
{\an8}(田中)そうなんですよ
そうやと思うんですけどはい｡

641
00:45:26,157 --> 00:45:28,593
{\an8}(一同)おぉ～！
(方正)よしよし…！

642
00:45:28,660 --> 00:45:30,662
{\an8}(田中)うわ～やってもうた｡

643
00:45:32,163 --> 00:45:34,099
{\an8}(浜田:方正)よっしゃ～！
(ノブ)断トツ！

644
00:45:34,165 --> 00:45:36,101
{\an8}(木村)やった～！

645
00:45:36,167 --> 00:45:37,602
{\an8}断トツ１位や！

646
00:45:37,669 --> 00:45:40,105
{\an8}(大悟)断トツ！
(田中)そんなになんや｡

647
00:45:40,171 --> 00:45:44,609
{\an8}(ノブ)正解は２番の天海祐希さん
断トツ82回｡

648
00:45:44,676 --> 00:45:47,612
{\an8}＼そんなに／
(松本)竹中さん一番アカンかったん？

649
00:45:47,679 --> 00:45:49,614
{\an8}(ノブ)ねぇ意外ですね｡

650
00:45:49,681 --> 00:45:52,117
{\an8}(浜田)何かもうダ～っと…｡

651
00:45:52,183 --> 00:45:53,618
{\an8}(松本)そうか｡

652
00:45:53,685 --> 00:45:56,688
{\an8}(笑い)
(ノブ)笑ってましたけど｡

653
00:45:58,189 --> 00:46:00,625
{\an8}(大悟)ストーリーみたいなんは
なかったかもしれないですね｡

654
00:46:00,692 --> 00:46:02,627
{\an8}(松本)これヤバいな｡
>>やった｡

655
00:46:02,694 --> 00:46:05,063
{\an8}(ノブ)木村さん浜田さん…｡
>>もうちょっと行ったらよかったな｡

656
00:46:05,130 --> 00:46:08,066
{\an8}(ノブ)方正さんここでしたね
挽回はここでしたね｡

657
00:46:08,133 --> 00:46:09,634
{\an8}なぁ｡

658
00:46:13,138 --> 00:46:17,075
{\an8}(ノブ)ランキングではなく答えを
記入していただきますので→

659
00:46:17,142 --> 00:46:19,077
{\an8}ご注意してご覧ください｡

660
00:46:19,978 --> 00:46:22,413
{\an8}それではまいりましょうせ～の｡

661
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:23,915
{\an8}(大悟:ノブ)ガキベガス！

662
00:46:23,982 --> 00:46:26,918
{\an8}⟨この後…⟩

663
00:46:26,985 --> 00:46:28,987
{\an8}⟨公開⟩

664
00:46:31,089 --> 00:46:32,524
{\an8}⟨続いては…⟩

665
00:46:33,124 --> 00:46:35,059
{\an8}⟨こんな名場面もありました⟩

666
00:46:35,126 --> 00:46:37,061
{\an8}⟨まずは⟩

667
00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:39,564
{\an8}(店員)いらっしゃいませ
お１人様ですか？

668
00:46:39,631 --> 00:46:41,566
{\an8}はい｡
(店員)カウンターどうぞ｡

669
00:46:41,633 --> 00:46:44,636
{\an8}大好きやな俺
ジミーさん大好きやから｡

670
00:46:51,643 --> 00:46:54,145
{\an8}⟨そんなジミーに…⟩

671
00:46:57,649 --> 00:46:59,651
{\an8}⟨まずは…⟩

672
00:47:08,092 --> 00:47:10,595
{\an8}(遠藤)ウソやん
絶対ウソやん｡

673
00:47:14,098 --> 00:47:16,100
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

674
00:47:20,104 --> 00:47:24,542
{\an8}⟨熟睡するジミーに
ビリビリ装置を試す⟩

675
00:47:24,609 --> 00:47:27,045
{\an8}(浜田)これもすごかったもんな｡

676
00:47:27,111 --> 00:47:29,614
{\an8}起きないですもんね｡

677
00:47:41,626 --> 00:47:43,628
{\an8}(遠藤)何回見ても
おもろいなこれ｡

678
00:47:48,633 --> 00:47:51,069
{\an8}(浜田)ハハハハハ｡

679
00:47:51,135 --> 00:47:53,638
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

680
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:59,143
{\an8}⟨ビリビリ装置の数を
増やしてみると⟩

681
00:48:05,583 --> 00:48:07,585
{\an8}ハハハハ｡

682
00:48:08,586 --> 00:48:11,022
{\an8}ハハハハハ｡

683
00:48:11,089 --> 00:48:13,091
{\an8}アハハハハ｡

684
00:48:15,093 --> 00:48:17,095
{\an8}(ｼﾞﾐｰ大西)うるさい｡

685
00:48:18,596 --> 00:48:20,531
{\an8}(浜田)アハハハハ｡

686
00:48:20,598 --> 00:48:22,533
{\an8}(松本)もう動物やな｡

687
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:25,036
{\an8}(田中)酔うてはるしもう｡

688
00:48:25,103 --> 00:48:27,605
{\an8}(松本)大輔も怖かったみたいやで｡

689
00:48:35,613 --> 00:48:37,048
{\an8}(松本)アハハハハ！

690
00:48:37,115 --> 00:48:39,617
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

691
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:46,057
{\an8}⟨続いては４年前のこのシーン⟩

692
00:48:46,124 --> 00:48:48,059
{\an8}(遠藤)２～３日じゃ
きかないですよね｡

693
00:48:48,126 --> 00:48:51,629
{\an8}(浜田)生やもん｡
(遠藤)ﾎﾝﾄにそうやと思います｡

694
00:48:53,631 --> 00:48:55,633
{\an8}(方正)
あぁあったな｡

695
00:48:57,635 --> 00:48:59,637
{\an8}(田中)ありましたね｡

696
00:49:04,142 --> 00:49:06,577
{\an8}(大悟)不機嫌に
入って来るないつも｡

697
00:49:10,081 --> 00:49:13,084
{\an8}(浜田)アハハハハ｡

698
00:49:22,593 --> 00:49:25,530
{\an8}>>えっウランちゃん？拾ったの？
(ｳﾗﾝちゃん)拾ったの｡

699
00:49:25,596 --> 00:49:27,598
{\an8}(方正)拾ったの？
(ｳﾗﾝちゃん)うん｡

700
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:31,602
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

701
00:49:33,104 --> 00:49:35,039
{\an8}いやいや…ウランちゃん
えっちょっと待ってください｡

702
00:49:35,106 --> 00:49:37,542
{\an8}どういうことですか？
どういうこと？ちょちょちょ…｡

703
00:49:37,608 --> 00:49:40,111
{\an8}ちょっと待ってちょっと待って
ちょっと待ってちょっと待って！

704
00:49:45,616 --> 00:49:51,055
{\an8}(松本)ウランちゃんダメよ
お兄ちゃんが痛い思い…｡

705
00:49:51,122 --> 00:49:53,124
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

706
00:49:54,625 --> 00:49:57,061
{\an8}危ない！危ない！

707
00:49:57,128 --> 00:50:00,131
{\an8}(松本)ウランちゃんウランちゃん
ダメよ｡

708
00:50:03,634 --> 00:50:05,570
{\an8}(松本)痛いから｡
(遠藤)ダメだよ｡

709
00:50:07,071 --> 00:50:09,073
{\an8}(田中)押しちゃダメよ｡

710
00:50:17,582 --> 00:50:22,086
{\an8}⟨そしてこちらは
待機部屋でのワンシーン⟩

711
00:50:26,090 --> 00:50:29,093
{\an8}(遠藤)歌ですか？
(松本)うん｡

712
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:41,038
{\an8}♪～コツコツと
アスファルトに刻む

713
00:50:41,105 --> 00:50:46,043
{\an8}♪～足音を踏みしめるたびに

714
00:50:46,110 --> 00:50:52,049
{\an8}♪～俺は俺で在り続けたい

715
00:50:52,116 --> 00:50:56,621
{\an8}♪～そう願った

716
00:50:58,122 --> 00:51:03,060
{\an8}(松本:遠藤)
♪～裏腹な心たちが見えて

717
00:51:03,127 --> 00:51:07,498
{\an8}♪～やりきれない夜を数え

718
00:51:07,565 --> 00:51:14,005
{\an8}♪～逃れられない闇の中で

719
00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:18,576
{\an8}♪～今日も眠ったふりをする

720
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:25,082
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

721
00:51:36,594 --> 00:51:38,596
{\an8}⟨そして最後は⟩

722
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:44,535
{\an8}(ノブ)７年前ですもう｡

723
00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:46,604
{\an8}(遠藤)７年も前ですか？

724
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:06,057
{\an8}⟨まずは…⟩

725
00:52:06,057 --> 00:52:20,571
♪～

726
00:52:20,571 --> 00:52:25,576
{\an8}(品川)方正さん行きましょう
ミュージックスタート｡

727
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:43,094
♪～

728
00:52:43,094 --> 00:52:45,596
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

729
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:51,602
{\an8}(ノブ)味覚でいいでしょ味覚で｡

730
00:52:57,108 --> 00:52:59,110
{\an8}(松本)えっ！

731
00:52:59,110 --> 00:53:13,124
♪～

732
00:53:13,124 --> 00:53:16,060
{\an8}アハハハハ！
♪～(判定音)

733
00:53:16,127 --> 00:53:17,562
{\an8}(松本)よっしゃ～！

734
00:53:17,628 --> 00:53:20,565
{\an8}これ｢よっしゃ～！｣でしょ｡

735
00:53:20,631 --> 00:53:23,067
{\an8}(遠藤)褒めてない｡
(松本)よっしゃ～！

736
00:53:23,134 --> 00:53:25,069
{\an8}(品川)浜田さんいいですか？
⟨続いて浜田⟩

737
00:53:25,136 --> 00:53:27,071
{\an8}⟨うまく褒められるのか？⟩

738
00:53:27,138 --> 00:53:29,640
{\an8}(品川)
ミュージックスタート！

739
00:53:33,144 --> 00:53:47,658
♪～

740
00:53:47,658 --> 00:53:49,660
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

741
00:53:51,162 --> 00:53:52,597
{\an8}(大悟)場所やった｡

742
00:53:52,663 --> 00:53:54,098
{\an8}⟨続いては⟩

743
00:53:54,165 --> 00:53:56,667
{\an8}(品川)
“ＴＯＫＩＯ”です｡ ♪～

744
00:53:56,667 --> 00:53:58,603
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:方正)これ難しかったん
覚えてるわ｡

745
00:53:58,669 --> 00:54:20,124
{\an8}(浜田)速いな～｡
♪～ 速い｡

746
00:54:08,613 --> 00:54:11,549
{\an8}あっここここだ｡
(遠藤)ここやな｡

747
00:54:11,616 --> 00:54:14,118
{\an8}ここええの
持って来たいね｡

748
00:54:21,626 --> 00:54:26,063
{\an8}⟨まずは浜田速いテンポに
ついて行けるのか？⟩

749
00:54:26,130 --> 00:54:28,132
{\an8}ミュージックスタート！

750
00:54:30,635 --> 00:54:57,161
♪～
(松本)帰れドア開けろ ドア開けて出て行け｡

751
00:54:57,161 --> 00:54:59,163
{\an8}ＯＵＴ！
♪～(判定音)

752
00:55:02,667 --> 00:55:07,038
{\an8}⟨そして松本が挑戦
果たして？⟩

753
00:55:07,104 --> 00:55:09,106
{\an8}ミュージックスタート！

754
00:55:11,609 --> 00:55:36,634
♪～

755
00:55:36,634 --> 00:55:40,071
{\an8}(品川)ＯＵＴ！
♪～(判定音)

756
00:55:40,137 --> 00:55:42,640
{\an8}(松本)きつねの嫁に
入っちゃったのよ｡

757
00:55:51,148 --> 00:55:55,152
{\an8}⟨続いては
>>“大脱獄”での方正の挑戦⟩

758
00:56:02,159 --> 00:56:25,116
♪～

759
00:56:25,116 --> 00:56:26,550
{\an8}(ノブ)方正さんうまい｡

760
00:56:26,617 --> 00:56:29,120
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

761
00:56:30,621 --> 00:56:33,624
{\an8}⟨続いて浜田の挑戦⟩

762
00:56:36,627 --> 00:56:38,629
{\an8}(浜田)えっ問題!?
(遠藤)覚えてないな｡

763
00:56:44,135 --> 00:56:57,148
♪～

764
00:56:57,148 --> 00:56:58,649
{\an8}アハハ｡

765
00:57:05,589 --> 00:57:08,025
{\an8}(ノブ)さぁこちらが
問題でございます｡

766
00:57:08,092 --> 00:57:09,527
{\an8}(浜田)いや…｡

767
00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:12,029
{\an8}(ノブ)浜田さんは
あそこ何と歌ったのか→

768
00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:14,031
{\an8}フリップにお書きください｡

769
00:57:14,098 --> 00:57:16,033
{\an8}(田中)えぇ～何？

770
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:18,102
{\an8}これムズいです｡

771
00:57:19,603 --> 00:57:22,540
{\an8}(大悟)歌ってるわけですからね｡
(松本)絶対そうよ｡

772
00:57:22,606 --> 00:57:25,042
{\an8}(浜田)まぁまぁまぁ歌ってたけどさ｡

773
00:57:25,109 --> 00:57:27,611
{\an8}何年前でしたっけ？これ｡

774
00:57:29,113 --> 00:57:32,116
{\an8}(ノブ)６年前｡
(浜田)６年前か｡

775
00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:37,054
{\an8}(田中)浜田さんっぽくない？

776
00:57:37,121 --> 00:57:41,058
{\an8}(松本)俺行けるかも｡
(浜田)俺もたぶん行けんちゃうか｡

777
00:57:41,125 --> 00:57:44,061
{\an8}解答を見て行きましょう
まずは田中さんから｡

778
00:57:44,128 --> 00:57:46,564
{\an8}はい｡
(ノブ)行きましょう｡

779
00:57:46,630 --> 00:57:49,133
{\an8}あんま使わない言葉だ
っていうので｡

780
00:57:51,135 --> 00:57:54,071
{\an8}(大悟)あぁ～何かっぽいぞ｡

781
00:57:54,138 --> 00:57:56,574
{\an8}｢あたい｣なんて
絶対言いはれへんので｡

782
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:58,576
{\an8}(大悟)わしもそんなん
聴いたような気ぃするな｡

783
00:57:58,642 --> 00:58:02,079
{\an8}(ノブ)木村さん｡
(浜田)木村さんはまぁしゃあないよね｡

784
00:58:02,146 --> 00:58:05,516
{\an8}♪～町中華のテッパン

785
00:58:05,583 --> 00:58:07,518
{\an8}(ノブ)｢町中華のテッパン｣｡

786
00:58:07,585 --> 00:58:09,520
{\an8}(大悟)チャーハン餃子酢豚
っていうのが｡

787
00:58:09,587 --> 00:58:11,522
{\an8}(田中)確かにね人気のね｡

788
00:58:11,589 --> 00:58:13,524
{\an8}(ノブ)さぁ松本さん｡

789
00:58:13,591 --> 00:58:17,528
{\an8}(松本)僕もね全然関係ないとこに
行ったような気がするんですよ｡

790
00:58:17,595 --> 00:58:19,530
{\an8}♪～どれが好きか

791
00:58:19,597 --> 00:58:22,533
{\an8}♪～嫁が好きだ～

792
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:26,537
{\an8}ちょっとちょうど…｡

793
00:58:26,604 --> 00:58:28,539
{\an8}(大悟)直後っすか？

794
00:58:28,606 --> 00:58:30,541
{\an8}(ノブ)アピール的に｡

795
00:58:30,608 --> 00:58:33,043
{\an8}(大悟)する音が聞こえるぐらい｡

796
00:58:33,110 --> 00:58:36,547
{\an8}(浜田)みんな出ぇへんのや
俺じゃあ間違うてるのかな？

797
00:58:36,614 --> 00:58:38,549
{\an8}(ノブ)さぁお願いします｡

798
00:58:38,616 --> 00:58:40,551
{\an8}(浜田)｢自分に問うてみる｣｡

799
00:58:40,618 --> 00:58:43,053
{\an8}(松本)あぁ～！
何かそんな感じやったな｡

800
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:46,056
{\an8}>>問うてみる！
(方正)そうや！

801
00:58:46,123 --> 00:58:49,059
{\an8}(大悟)
使いそうにない浜田さんが｡

802
00:58:49,126 --> 00:58:51,562
{\an8}(浜田)｢問うてみた｣なのか
｢問うてみる｣か知らんけど→

803
00:58:51,629 --> 00:58:53,564
{\an8}そんな感じのこと言うたような｡

804
00:58:53,631 --> 00:58:56,066
{\an8}(ノブ)この答えに
浜田さんは20万ヘイポー｡

805
00:58:56,133 --> 00:58:58,068
{\an8}(浜田)はい｡

806
00:58:58,135 --> 00:59:00,070
{\an8}(ノブ)さぁ
それではどうなんでしょうか？

807
00:59:00,137 --> 00:59:02,573
{\an8}正解の発表です！
>>さぁ正解の発表だ！

808
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:05,009
{\an8}いらない｡
>>ここはホントにいらないっぽい｡

809
00:59:05,075 --> 00:59:06,577
{\an8}行くぞ！
(浜田)アハハハ｡

810
00:59:10,581 --> 00:59:39,109
♪～

811
00:59:39,109 --> 00:59:41,111
{\an8}(松本)いろんな…｡

812
00:59:43,113 --> 00:59:44,615
{\an8}それから…｡

813
00:59:46,116 --> 00:59:49,119
{\an8}♪～(判定音)

814
00:59:58,629 --> 01:00:01,065
{\an8}(田中)一言一句｡
(ノブ)浜田さん完璧です｡

815
01:00:01,131 --> 01:00:03,567
{\an8}(浜田)ありがとうございます｡
(ノブ)｢自分に問うてみる｣｡

816
01:00:03,634 --> 01:00:05,502
{\an8}(大悟)完璧だこれはもう｡

817
01:00:05,569 --> 01:00:07,504
{\an8}(浜田)でもあれ…｡

818
01:00:07,571 --> 01:00:12,009
{\an8}(田中)あれはムズいです
急にふられるわけですから｡

819
01:00:12,076 --> 01:00:15,012
{\an8}(浜田)得意な人？みんな難しいもんな｡
(ノブ)なるほどなるほど｡

820
01:00:15,079 --> 01:00:18,082
{\an8}(大悟)そうですよね
答えがないですもんね｡

821
01:00:22,086 --> 01:00:24,521
{\an8}(ノブ)木村さんなわけない｡
(田中)木村さん見てない｡

822
01:00:24,588 --> 01:00:26,523
{\an8}(ノブ)木村さんなわけないやろ｡

823
01:00:26,590 --> 01:00:28,525
{\an8}(松本)大悟はああいうの得意｡
(大悟)いやいや｡

824
01:00:28,592 --> 01:00:32,029
{\an8}得意じゃないし曲がないし
今日はそういうんじゃないです｡

825
01:00:32,096 --> 01:00:34,031
{\an8}(浜田)あっ出てる出てる｡

826
01:00:34,098 --> 01:00:36,533
{\an8}(松本)あっ“サッちゃん”ある？
“サッちゃん”あるって｡

827
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:38,535
{\an8}>>ありがとうございます！
>>ちょっと待って！

828
01:00:38,602 --> 01:00:42,039
{\an8}あんなおもろいのばっかりの後に
きついって！

829
01:00:42,106 --> 01:00:47,111
{\an8}(松本)でもあの時もわれわれのは
ホントにマジでガチやったから｡

830
01:00:48,612 --> 01:00:50,547
{\an8}(浜田)ホンマやな｡
(田中)そうですそうです｡

831
01:00:50,614 --> 01:00:52,616
{\an8}ちょっとじゃあ…｡

832
01:00:54,118 --> 01:00:56,053
{\an8}(方正)お願いします｡

833
01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:58,055
{\an8}(浜田)いいですね｡
(遠藤)料理何がいい？

834
01:00:58,122 --> 01:01:00,057
{\an8}料理の？
(ノブ)行きましょう！

835
01:01:00,124 --> 01:01:03,827
{\an8}さぁ大悟の即興替え歌どうぞ｡

836
01:01:05,095 --> 01:01:08,032
{\an8}さぁ大悟の即興替え歌どうぞ｡

837
01:01:09,233 --> 01:01:12,236
{\an8}お題は？
>>お寿司！

838
01:01:12,236 --> 01:01:26,250
♪～

839
01:01:26,250 --> 01:01:30,254
{\an8}ちょっとやめようか｡
(浜田)アハハハハ！

840
01:01:32,756 --> 01:01:34,692
{\an8}悪い点が見つからないんですよ｡

841
01:01:34,758 --> 01:01:39,196
{\an8}(浜田)アハハハハ！
>>何か…何か…｡

842
01:01:39,263 --> 01:01:41,198
{\an8}アハハハハ｡

843
01:01:41,265 --> 01:01:43,701
{\an8}大悟大悟｡

844
01:01:43,767 --> 01:01:47,204
{\an8}脇汗！
(遠藤)すごいよ脇すごいよ｡

845
01:01:47,271 --> 01:01:51,208
{\an8}(田中)大悟！
(松本)お前脇汗が肩まで来てるよ｡

846
01:01:55,212 --> 01:01:58,215
{\an8}お寿司って言うてる時に
ビシャ～！

847
01:02:00,717 --> 01:02:03,654
{\an8}(大悟)変にしようとして
するものでもないですしね｡

848
01:02:03,721 --> 01:02:05,155
{\an8}そうやねん｡

849
01:02:05,222 --> 01:02:07,224
{\an8}今の…無理やもんな｡

850
01:02:08,725 --> 01:02:11,161
{\an8}浜田さんそれはないわ｡

851
01:02:11,228 --> 01:02:13,230
{\an8}(松本)いや意外とノブが｡

852
01:02:16,233 --> 01:02:18,669
{\an8}(大悟)これは難しいぞノブ｡
(田中)褒めるんやで｡

853
01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:22,172
{\an8}はい！お題が急でですね｡
(方正)はい僕が言います｡

854
01:02:22,239 --> 01:02:24,241
{\an8}(浜田)用意スタート｡

855
01:02:26,243 --> 01:02:28,245
{\an8}酢豚！

856
01:02:28,245 --> 01:02:43,260
♪～

857
01:02:43,260 --> 01:02:46,263
{\an8}(大悟)
歌が…歌が変わってんねん｡

858
01:02:49,266 --> 01:02:52,136
{\an8}(大悟)
｢さぁみんなで食べよう！｣｡

859
01:02:52,202 --> 01:02:54,138
{\an8}(松本)えぇ～!?

860
01:02:54,204 --> 01:02:55,639
{\an8}ちょっとすいません｡

861
01:02:55,706 --> 01:02:59,209
{\an8}(大悟)酢豚のﾃﾞｨｽﾞﾆｰﾊﾞｰｼﾞｮﾝみたいに
なってるよねもう｡

862
01:03:03,213 --> 01:03:06,150
{\an8}ゲストの木村さんはここまでと｡

863
01:03:06,216 --> 01:03:08,152
{\an8}はい｡

864
01:03:08,218 --> 01:03:11,221
{\an8}最後まで
やるんじゃないんですか？

865
01:03:12,723 --> 01:03:14,658
{\an8}(ノブ)あぁ
そこまでにしといてください｡

866
01:03:14,725 --> 01:03:16,727
{\an8}木村さんいかがでしたか？

867
01:03:24,234 --> 01:03:26,170
{\an8}(松本)よろしくお願いします｡
(木村)よろしくお願いします｡

868
01:03:26,236 --> 01:03:28,172
{\an8}ありがとうございました｡

869
01:03:28,238 --> 01:03:30,674
{\an8}(ノブ)はいそれでは木村さん
ご退場くださいどうぞ｡

870
01:03:30,741 --> 01:03:32,676
{\an8}怖いわもう｡
(田中)どういうこと？

871
01:03:32,743 --> 01:03:34,178
{\an8}(ノブ)ありがとうございました｡

872
01:03:34,244 --> 01:03:38,182
{\an8}(拍手)

873
01:03:38,248 --> 01:03:40,250
{\an8}さぁそれでは…｡

874
01:03:42,252 --> 01:03:43,754
{\an8}どうぞ！

875
01:03:45,756 --> 01:03:48,258
{\an8}(ノブ)
上島竜兵さん出川哲朗さんです｡

876
01:03:48,759 --> 01:03:51,495
{\an8}(出川)お招きいただきまして
ありがとうございます。

877
01:03:51,562 --> 01:03:54,665
{\an8}(上島)ありがとうございます。
(浜田)そういうことか。

878
01:03:54,765 --> 01:03:57,267
{\an8}(浜田)この２人が来たから。
(ノブ)そういうことです！

879
01:03:57,334 --> 01:04:03,307
{\an8}上島さんと出川さんと同じ画に映ると
まずいという日テレ側が…。

880
01:04:04,775 --> 01:04:07,611
{\an8}(出川)リアルは日テレじゃなくて
木村さんの事務所でしょ。

881
01:04:07,978 --> 01:04:10,314
{\an8}(大悟)木村さんは
ご一緒したかったらしいんですけど。

882
01:04:10,380 --> 01:04:12,516
{\an8}(ノブ)いろいろ諸事情が。

883
01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:18,655
{\an8}(浜田)ハハハハハ｡
(ノブ)そんなことはありません｡

884
01:04:18,722 --> 01:04:20,224
{\an8}(田中)そんなことないです｡

885
01:04:21,725 --> 01:04:25,162
{\an8}⟨2011年から
毎年行って来た→

886
01:04:25,229 --> 01:04:28,732
{\an8}芸人を集めた体張りコーナー⟩

887
01:04:38,242 --> 01:04:41,745
{\an8}⟨まだまだ
若手芸人には負けまいと…⟩

888
01:04:45,249 --> 01:04:48,252
{\an8}行くよ行くよ行くよ行くよ
来たよ来たよ｡

889
01:04:50,254 --> 01:04:51,688
{\an8}(浜田)ハハハハハ！

890
01:04:56,193 --> 01:04:58,195
{\an8}⟨しかし…⟩

891
01:04:59,696 --> 01:05:02,699
{\an8}(出川)
今年何かうわさに聞いたら…｡

892
01:05:06,203 --> 01:05:09,640
{\an8}聞いたから｡
(ノブ)そういうことなんですよね｡

893
01:05:09,706 --> 01:05:12,209
{\an8}(出川)そこは
やらせてもらいたいなと思って｡

894
01:05:15,212 --> 01:05:17,648
{\an8}(出川)いやホントにホントに｡
>>そんな思いで｡

895
01:05:17,714 --> 01:05:20,150
{\an8}(出川)いやホントに｡
(上島)そうですよ｡

896
01:05:20,217 --> 01:05:22,152
{\an8}そうなんですよ頼みますよ｡

897
01:05:22,219 --> 01:05:25,155
{\an8}じゃあお２人…｡

898
01:05:25,222 --> 01:05:28,158
{\an8}(浜田)そやな｡
(ノブ)皆さんの前で今回は｡

899
01:05:28,225 --> 01:05:30,661
{\an8}やりたいのはもちろん…｡

900
01:05:30,727 --> 01:05:33,730
{\an8}(出川)キンタマ袋綱引き｡
(上島)キンタマ…綱引き｡

901
01:05:35,732 --> 01:05:37,734
{\an8}キンタマ何ですか？
>>キンタマ…何？

902
01:05:39,236 --> 01:05:41,171
{\an8}(田中)…袋綱引き｡
>>そう｡

903
01:05:41,238 --> 01:05:43,740
{\an8}(浜田)いやそれを見て
どうしたらいいですか？

904
01:05:45,242 --> 01:05:47,744
{\an8}カジノでもあるじゃないですか｡

905
01:05:49,746 --> 01:05:52,616
{\an8}(遠藤)そのタイム？その時間？

906
01:05:52,683 --> 01:05:54,184
{\an8}知らないシンガー…｡

907
01:05:57,187 --> 01:06:01,124
{\an8}(上島)違うよ！
(出川)違う！違う違う違う…！

908
01:06:01,191 --> 01:06:04,127
{\an8}(出川)イメージが違うのよ｡
(松本)女優さんの前でできない｡

909
01:06:04,194 --> 01:06:06,129
{\an8}(ノブ)
そうですそれで木村さんは…｡

910
01:06:06,196 --> 01:06:08,198
{\an8}(松本)逆に言うと…｡

911
01:06:09,700 --> 01:06:13,136
{\an8}>>そうですよ｡
>>よっしゃじゃあ…｡

912
01:06:13,203 --> 01:06:15,138
{\an8}(ノブ)来た！
(上島)よし！

913
01:06:15,205 --> 01:06:17,641
{\an8}(ノブ)レジェンドですから｡
(大悟)やっぱこれをやらないと→

914
01:06:17,708 --> 01:06:20,143
{\an8}年は越せないということで｡
(松本)確かに確かに｡

915
01:06:20,210 --> 01:06:22,145
{\an8}お２人の“紅白”ですから｡

916
01:06:22,212 --> 01:06:24,715
{\an8}(上島)
よ～し今日はやってやるぞ｡

917
01:06:26,717 --> 01:06:28,151
{\an8}よっしゃ！
>>よ～っしゃ！

918
01:06:28,218 --> 01:06:31,154
{\an8}かかって来いよ上島！
>>行くぞ出川！

919
01:06:31,221 --> 01:06:34,658
{\an8}(方正)小っちゃい力士やこれ｡
(ノブ)来ました｡

920
01:06:34,725 --> 01:06:36,226
{\an8}(大悟)はい｡

921
01:06:38,228 --> 01:06:40,664
{\an8}(松本)何言うてるか
全然分かれへんわ｡

922
01:06:40,731 --> 01:06:42,165
{\an8}(浜田)大悟がつけるのか｡

923
01:06:42,232 --> 01:06:44,668
{\an8}(城島)ノブお前もだよ｡
あっ分かりました｡

924
01:06:44,735 --> 01:06:47,170
{\an8}俺のタマ○ンにつけてくれ｡

925
01:06:47,237 --> 01:06:50,173
{\an8}タマ○ンにつけてくれ
洗濯バサミを｡

926
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:52,609
{\an8}ちゃんと取れないように｡

927
01:06:52,676 --> 01:06:54,111
{\an8}(大悟)これちょっとでも
きついっすね｡

928
01:06:54,177 --> 01:06:55,679
{\an8}痛いな｡

929
01:06:58,181 --> 01:07:00,684
{\an8}クッと…クッと
固まっちゃって｡

930
01:07:02,686 --> 01:07:06,189
{\an8}(ノブ)こっちも…
こっちも縮こまって…｡

931
01:07:07,691 --> 01:07:10,127
{\an8}(ノブ)カチカチなんですよ
上島さん行きます｡

932
01:07:10,193 --> 01:07:12,629
{\an8}もうちょいもうちょい｡
>>いいよ｡

933
01:07:12,696 --> 01:07:15,699
{\an8}(ノブ)来ました｡
>>おい！

934
01:07:18,201 --> 01:07:20,637
{\an8}(松本)それ大悟それはアカンで
ちゃんとちゃんとやらないと｡

935
01:07:20,704 --> 01:07:22,139
{\an8}(上島)ノブはちゃんと触ったぞ｡

936
01:07:22,205 --> 01:07:24,141
{\an8}違う
ホントに汚いもの見るような…｡

937
01:07:24,207 --> 01:07:27,210
{\an8}１回も触ってないじゃないか｡

938
01:07:29,212 --> 01:07:30,714
{\an8}(出川)何が？

939
01:07:32,215 --> 01:07:34,151
{\an8}右と違い過ぎて｡

940
01:07:34,217 --> 01:07:37,154
{\an8}(出川)いやいや
違う違う違う違う違う｡

941
01:07:37,220 --> 01:07:38,655
{\an8}こんだけ違ったら｡

942
01:07:38,722 --> 01:07:41,158
{\an8}違うって
ホントにつけてちゃんと｡

943
01:07:41,224 --> 01:07:43,160
{\an8}痛い痛い痛い痛い
よっしゃよっしゃよっしゃ｡

944
01:07:43,226 --> 01:07:46,163
{\an8}よっしゃ行くぞ｡
>>よし行きましょう｡

945
01:07:46,229 --> 01:07:48,165
{\an8}それじゃあ行きましょう｡

946
01:07:48,231 --> 01:07:51,101
{\an8}タマ袋綱引き対決スタート｡

947
01:07:51,168 --> 01:07:53,103
{\an8}(松本)負けんな負けんなどっちも｡

948
01:07:53,170 --> 01:07:56,106
{\an8}>>頑張れ頑張れ！
>>痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い…｡

949
01:07:56,173 --> 01:07:58,108
{\an8}(ノブ)これは痛いっすよ｡
>>こっち来いよ上島！

950
01:07:58,175 --> 01:08:00,110
{\an8}(遠藤)ヤバい…｡
(上島)ちょっと待って｡

951
01:08:00,177 --> 01:08:01,678
{\an8}おいおいおいおい！

952
01:08:06,183 --> 01:08:08,118
{\an8}(出川)お前バカか｡

953
01:08:08,185 --> 01:08:09,686
{\an8}お前バカか！

954
01:08:11,188 --> 01:08:13,123
{\an8}(出川)
合わせるゲームじゃねえよ！

955
01:08:13,190 --> 01:08:15,125
{\an8}(出川)痛い痛い痛い痛い痛い｡
>>痛い痛い痛い！

956
01:08:15,192 --> 01:08:17,627
{\an8}あぁちょっとノブ！
>>はい！

957
01:08:17,694 --> 01:08:20,130
{\an8}勝負になんねえから
おい例のもの引っ掛けてくれ｡

958
01:08:20,197 --> 01:08:23,133
{\an8}(ノブ)大悟大悟あれや｡
(大悟)これだ｡

959
01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:26,203
{\an8}これですか？例のもの｡
(出川)それそれそれそれ｡

960
01:08:28,205 --> 01:08:30,640
{\an8}(田中)えぇ～マジで？
>>うわうわうわうわうわ｡

961
01:08:30,707 --> 01:08:32,642
{\an8}(大悟)行きますよ｡

962
01:08:32,709 --> 01:08:34,644
{\an8}せ～の｡

963
01:08:34,711 --> 01:08:36,646
{\an8}(上島:出川)あっ痛ぇ！

964
01:08:36,713 --> 01:08:39,649
{\an8}おい俺…俺大丈夫だぞ｡

965
01:08:39,716 --> 01:08:43,653
{\an8}(ゴング)
カンカンカンカン｡

966
01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:45,155
{\an8}(上島)ほら俺大丈夫だ｡

967
01:08:45,222 --> 01:08:47,657
{\an8}(方正)カンカンカンカン｡

968
01:08:47,724 --> 01:08:49,726
{\an8}(上島)俺大丈夫だよ｡

969
01:08:52,162 --> 01:08:54,097
{\an8}(大悟)まだまだです｡

970
01:08:54,164 --> 01:08:56,166
{\an8}(ノブ)
これからです終わってません｡

971
01:08:58,168 --> 01:09:00,170
{\an8}⟨“笑ってはいけない”…⟩

972
01:09:03,673 --> 01:09:07,177
♪～

973
01:09:14,184 --> 01:09:15,619
{\an8}(松本)えぇ～！

974
01:09:15,685 --> 01:09:17,187
{\an8}(浜田)マジで？