[Script Info]
ScriptType: v4.00+
Collisions: Normal
ScaledBorderAndShadow: Yes
PlayResX: 960
PlayResY: 540
LayoutResX: 960
LayoutResY: 540

[V4+ Styles]
Format: Name, Fontname, Fontsize, PrimaryColour, SecondaryColour, OutlineColour, BackColour, Bold, Italic, Underline, StrikeOut, ScaleX, ScaleY, Spacing, Angle, BorderStyle, Outline, Shadow, Alignment, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Encoding
Style: Default,Yu Gothic,46,&H00FFFFFF,&H000000FF,&H00000000,&H7F000000,1,0,0,0,100,100,4,0,1,2,2,1,0,0,0,1

[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.20,0:00:10.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,466)}♬～
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.28,0:00:19.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(260,496)}非常識な！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}結構です{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}いりません！
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.19,0:00:23.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H0000FFFF}やっぱりね{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}どっこいしょ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.96,0:00:26.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(280,436)}出てってちょうだい{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.96,0:00:26.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(240,496)\c&H0000FFFF}危ない{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}危ない{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}危ない…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.29,0:00:28.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}団地住まいで
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.29,0:00:28.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,496)}こんなの置けるわけないでしょ！
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.23,0:00:30.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(380,496)\c&H0000FFFF}はいはい{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.63,0:00:36.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)}♬～
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.65,0:00:51.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(220,436)\c&H0000FFFF}無理あるんだよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.65,0:00:51.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(240,496)\c&H0000FFFF}こんなもん売ろうってのが{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.52,0:00:56.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(340,496)}⚟石焼き芋～！
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.99,0:01:02.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(240,496)\c&H0000FFFF}はぁはぁはぁ…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}よいしょ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.60,0:01:05.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(320,496)\c&H0000FFFF}はぁはぁはぁ…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.93,0:01:11.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(240,436)\c&H0000FFFF}セールスマンっていうのも
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.93,0:01:11.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ラクじゃないな{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}やめようかな{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.81,0:01:17.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(240,436)\c&H0000FFFF}でも{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}こんな時代じゃ
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.81,0:01:17.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H0000FFFF}次の仕事が{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}すぐ見つかるかどうか{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.48,0:01:22.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(580,496)\c&H0000FFFF}寒っ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.29,0:01:28.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H00FFFF00}📱{\c&H00FFFFFF\fscx50}（メーカー{\fscx100}の女性{\fscx50}）{\fscx100}そんな簡単に諦めるなんて
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.29,0:01:28.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,496)}それでも{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}あなたセールスマンですか？
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.96,0:01:32.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(240,436)}マージン{\fscx50}５０{\fscx100}％なんて好条件
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.96,0:01:32.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(260,496)}なかなか{\c&H00FFFF00\fscx50}　{\c&H00FFFFFF\fscx100}ないですよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.83,0:01:35.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}売れるわけないんだよ{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}あんなもの{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.63,0:01:38.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,376)\c&H00FFFF00}📱
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.63,0:01:38.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}そもそも{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}この商品のセールスポイントを
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.63,0:01:38.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,496)}つかんでいらっしゃらない{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.53,0:01:42.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}このオヤジ{\fscx50}・{\fscx100}ロックは{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}現代社会を生きる
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.53,0:01:42.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,496)}日本人の心の空洞を埋める画期的商品…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.97,0:01:45.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(180,436)\c&H0000FFFF}とにかく{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}辞めさせてもらいます{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.97,0:01:45.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H00FFFF00}📱{\c&H00FFFFFF}話を聞いてください{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.87,0:01:48.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(200,436)\c&H0000FFFF}サンプルは送り返しますから{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.87,0:01:48.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H00FFFF00}📱{\c&H00FFFFFF}ちょっと待ってください{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ですから…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.31,0:01:52.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(280,496)\c&H0000FFFF}お前が売ってみろよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.65,0:02:00.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,436)\c&H0000FFFF}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ちょっと{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}あなた触らないで{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.65,0:02:00.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(180,496)\c&H0000FFFF}返却する製品なんだから{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.25,0:02:03.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(580,436)}何ですか？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}これ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.25,0:02:03.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(200,496)\c&H0000FFFF}見りゃ分かるでしょ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.16,0:02:07.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(180,496)\c&H0000FFFF}単なるプラスチックの岩ですよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.59,0:02:13.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(200,436)\c&H0000FFFF}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}すみません{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}さっぱり売れなくて
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.59,0:02:13.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H0000FFFF}つい{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}イライラしちゃって{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.27,0:02:15.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,436)}ああ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ということは
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.27,0:02:15.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(180,496)}あなたも{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}セールスマン？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.94,0:02:20.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(460,436)\c&H0000FFFF}じゃあ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}あなたも？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.94,0:02:20.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(480,496)\c&H0000FFFF}何{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}売ってるんですか？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.81,0:02:22.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)}まっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ちょっとした旅行道具です{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.81,0:02:26.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(580,436)\c&H0000FFFF}売れてます？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.81,0:02:26.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)}全然{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.95,0:02:30.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(340,496)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}２人のため息{\fscx50}）
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.82,0:02:42.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}で{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}何なんですか？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}この岩{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.82,0:02:42.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(540,496)\c&H0000FFFF}オヤジ{\fscx50}・{\fscx100}ロックです{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.30,0:02:47.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}オヤジ{\fscx50}・{\fscx100}ロック？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.30,0:02:47.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(280,496)\c&H0000FFFF}まあ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ペット{\fscx50}・{\fscx100}ロックの亜種ですね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.17,0:02:50.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(240,436)\c&H0000FFFF}ご存じないですか？
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.17,0:02:50.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H0000FFFF}今{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}世界中で{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}はやってる➡
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.64,0:02:55.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(200,436)\c&H0000FFFF}石ころを{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ペットにするっていう
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.64,0:02:55.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H0000FFFF}くだらないジョーク商品ですよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.51,0:03:01.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(240,496)\c&H0000FFFF}名前を付けて{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}めでたり…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.92,0:03:08.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H0000FFFF}近所を散歩させたり…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.26,0:03:14.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H0000FFFF}お風呂に入れてあげたり…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.13,0:03:19.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}おやすみ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ゴロ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.13,0:03:19.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(320,496)\c&H0000FFFF}寝かしつけたり{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.27,0:03:24.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(180,436)\c&H0000FFFF}それを{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}大型化したのが
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.27,0:03:24.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(200,496)\c&H0000FFFF}このオヤジ{\fscx50}・{\fscx100}ロックってわけです{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.94,0:03:27.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}大きくしただけ？
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.94,0:03:27.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(420,496)\c&H0000FFFF}いや{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.84,0:03:30.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(220,436)\c&H0000FFFF}日本の家庭から
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.84,0:03:30.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(240,496)\c&H0000FFFF}失われつつあるものは{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}何か？
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.81,0:03:35.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H0000FFFF}それは{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}権威あるオヤジだ！
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.58,0:03:40.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(180,436)\c&H0000FFFF}我々は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}潜在的に
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.58,0:03:40.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(200,496)\c&H0000FFFF}頑固オヤジを求めているのです！
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.49,0:03:45.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}たくましく{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}頼もしく{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}大きく{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}重い！
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.26,0:03:51.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}問答無用に独裁者{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}オヤジ{\fscx50}・{\fscx100}ロックが
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.26,0:03:51.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}デーンと居座るだけで➡
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.63,0:03:55.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}心理的安定感が{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}保証されるんです！
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.97,0:03:59.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(240,496)\c&H0000FFFF}罪の意識には{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ゲンコツを{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.64,0:04:02.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)}♬～
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.24,0:04:07.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(480,436)}ああ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}痛え{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}もっとか！
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.24,0:04:07.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(500,496)}もっと叱ってくれ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.12,0:04:13.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H0000FFFF}つらい時には{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}広く硬い胸で抱擁を{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.59,0:04:20.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)}♬～
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.26,0:04:26.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(220,436)\c&H0000FFFF}奥深～く{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}広い
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.26,0:04:26.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(240,496)\c&H0000FFFF}無限の可能性{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}オヤジ{\fscx50}・{\fscx100}ロック{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.13,0:04:30.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(400,436)\c&H0000FFFF}定価{\fscx50}２０{\fscx100}万のところ
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.13,0:04:30.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(420,496)\c&H0000FFFF}今だけ特別価格の{\fscx50}１０{\fscx100}万円！
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.27,0:04:33.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(440,496)\c&H0000FFFF}おひとつ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}いかがですか？
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.94,0:04:40.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}これは{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}売れなさそうですね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.94,0:04:40.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(740,496)\c&H0000FFFF}でしょ！
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.28,0:04:46.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}いくらセールスの腕があっても
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.28,0:04:46.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}結局ニーズがなくちゃ成立しないんだよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.62,0:04:50.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}いや{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ニーズがあっても
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.62,0:04:50.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,496)}成立しない場合もあります{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.96,0:04:54.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(220,436)}まあ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ちょっと夢みたいな話に
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.96,0:04:54.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(240,496)}なっちゃうんですけど➡
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.83,0:04:58.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)}タイムトラベルに{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}興味はありますか？
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.63,0:05:00.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(320,436)\c&H0000FFFF}タイムトラベル？
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.63,0:05:00.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(420,496)}はい{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.90,0:05:04.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(180,436)}過去と未来を行ったり来たりする
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.90,0:05:04.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(200,496)}あれです{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.24,0:05:07.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(200,436)\c&H0000FFFF}それは{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}やれるもんなら
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.24,0:05:07.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H0000FFFF}やってみたいですけどね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.91,0:05:11.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(460,496)}じゃあ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}お試しください{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.92,0:05:21.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(520,496)}タイム{\fscx50}・{\fscx100}トラベルト！
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.59,0:05:23.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}タイム{\fscx50}・{\fscx100}トラ{\fscx50}・{\fscx100}ベルト…？
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.92,0:05:28.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(180,436)}その名のとおり
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.92,0:05:28.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(200,496)}タイムトラベルできるベルトです{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.59,0:05:33.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(180,436)}といっても{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}前後１か月ぐらいしか
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.59,0:05:33.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(200,496)}できないんですけどね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.27,0:05:37.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(280,436)}実際のところ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}タイムトラベルって
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.27,0:05:37.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(300,496)}その辺が限界らしいです{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.60,0:05:41.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(360,496)}今だけ特別価格{\fscx50}　１０{\fscx100}万円！
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.95,0:05:52.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(320,496)}出た！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}その目{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}みんな同じだ！
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.82,0:06:00.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(240,436)\c&H0000FFFF}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}いや{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}すみません{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.82,0:06:00.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H0000FFFF}夢の話でしたよね{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}ハハハ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.49,0:06:05.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(260,436)}タイムマシン売るのが
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.49,0:06:05.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(280,496)}こんなに難しいとはね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.23,0:06:10.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(280,436)\c&H0000FFFF}まあ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}もしも{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}本物だったら
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.23,0:06:10.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(300,496)\c&H0000FFFF}実演したら{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}一発でしょうけどね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.10,0:06:14.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}いや{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}それが{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ダメなんですよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.10,0:06:14.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,496)}疲れてて幻覚を見たとか➡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.91,0:06:18.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}みんな都合のいい解釈しちゃって{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.91,0:06:18.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(520,496)\c&H0000FFFF}はあ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.24,0:06:23.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}それに{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}町の発明家が作ったっていうのが
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.24,0:06:23.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,496)}いかにも{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ウソっぽいんですよね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.58,0:06:26.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)}無限動力の研究中に{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}偶然できたって{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.49,0:06:31.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(180,436)\c&H0000FFFF}確かに{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}その設定は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}もうちょい
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.49,0:06:31.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(200,496)\c&H0000FFFF}練った方が{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}よかったかもですね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.46,0:06:36.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}おかしいよな～{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}こんなに便利なのに
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.46,0:06:36.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,496)}１台も売れないなんて{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.93,0:06:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(400,436)\c&H0000FFFF}う～ん…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}もし{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ほんとに
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.93,0:06:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(420,496)\c&H0000FFFF}タイムマシンがあったら➡
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.80,0:06:45.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(260,436)\c&H0000FFFF}どんな難しい商品でも
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.80,0:06:45.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(280,496)\c&H0000FFFF}売り尽くしてみせるんだけどなぁ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.27,0:06:49.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}どうやって？
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.27,0:06:49.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(460,496)\c&H0000FFFF}やってみせましょうか？
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.61,0:06:53.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)}拝見してもいいですか？
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.95,0:06:59.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)}♬～
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.29,0:07:04.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(200,436)}ジョークで{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.29,0:07:04.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(600,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ジョークで{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.56,0:07:12.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(500,346)\c&H0000FFFF}お～{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}かっこいいです{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.56,0:07:12.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,406)}似合ってます{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}似合ってます{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}いいですね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.90,0:07:17.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(380,436)\c&H0000FFFF}はぁ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}よいしょ！
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.90,0:07:17.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(400,496)\c&H0000FFFF}いい気分転換になりそうだ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.57,0:07:20.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(360,436)\c&H0000FFFF}じゃ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ちょっと行ってきます！
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.57,0:07:20.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)}使い方は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}これを{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.24,0:07:22.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(660,496)\c&H0000FFFF}はい{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.58,0:07:25.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)}トライアルのお代をいただくかわりに➡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.24,0:07:28.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}もし{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}その岩{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}売れたら
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.24,0:07:28.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,496)}取り分の{\fscx50}５０{\fscx100}％くださいね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.92,0:07:31.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}７０{\fscx100}％{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}あげますよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.58,0:07:35.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}成功すればね！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ハハハハハ…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.81,0:07:58.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}こ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}こ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}これ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}これ…➡
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.61,0:08:03.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}これは{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}本物の…
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.61,0:08:03.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}本物のタイムマシンじゃないですか{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.45,0:08:07.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(280,436)}分かってくれましたか？
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.45,0:08:07.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(300,496)}そうなんです{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}いや{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}うれしいな{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.22,0:08:10.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}もしもし{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}追加注文{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}大至急{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}届けて！
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.89,0:08:16.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(440,436)}えっ？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}売れたんですか？
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.89,0:08:16.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}売れました{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}あっという間にね！
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.56,0:08:18.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(380,496)}ちょっと…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ちょっと待って{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.90,0:08:22.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)}♬～
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.57,0:08:24.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ありがとうございます！
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.50,0:08:27.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(200,436)\c&H0000FFFF}２個ですね{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}かしこまりました{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.50,0:08:27.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(220,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ありがとうございます{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.44,0:08:32.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(240,436)\c&H0000FFFF}追加のご注文ですか？
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.44,0:08:32.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ありがとうございます！
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.25,0:08:41.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)}♬～
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.59,0:08:45.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(180,436)\c&H0000FFFF}大至急！
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.59,0:08:45.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(200,496)\c&H0000FFFF}もう在庫ありったけ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}キープして{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.26,0:08:48.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(380,436)\c&H0000FFFF}よろしく！
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.26,0:08:48.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(340,496)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}通話を切る音{\fscx50}）
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.59,0:08:51.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}いったい{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}どうやって
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.59,0:08:51.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,496)}あんな巨大なガラクタを？
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.93,0:08:55.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)}♬～
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.27,0:09:00.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}簡単なタイムパラドックスの応用ですよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.27,0:09:00.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(280,496)}タイムパラドックス？
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.11,0:09:04.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,436)\c&H0000FFFF}つまり{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}歴史を改変することによって
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.11,0:09:04.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(180,496)\c&H0000FFFF}生じる逆説で➡
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.08,0:09:07.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(200,496)\c&H0000FFFF}まあ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}見てもらった方が早い！
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.78,0:09:12.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(400,496)\fscx50}（インターホン）
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.55,0:09:14.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(720,496)}⚟は～い{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.42,0:09:20.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}本日は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}オヤジ{\fscx50}・{\fscx100}ロックのご紹介に
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.42,0:09:20.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}まいりました{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.23,0:09:22.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(500,436)}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}間に合ってます{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.23,0:09:22.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(320,496)\c&H0000FFFF}えっ？
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.56,0:09:25.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}オヤジ{\fscx50}・{\fscx100}ロックが手に入るチャンスを
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.56,0:09:25.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}お逃しになるんですか？
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.90,0:09:28.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(560,436)}えっ？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}何ロック？
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.90,0:09:28.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}オヤジ{\fscx50}・{\fscx100}ロックですよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.80,0:09:31.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}えっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}まさか{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ご存じない？
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.24,0:09:35.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}これは驚いたな{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}信じられない{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.24,0:09:35.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(620,496)}何なの？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}それ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.11,0:09:37.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(240,496)\c&H0000FFFF}こちらです{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.91,0:09:41.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,376)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}小声で{\fscx50}）
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.91,0:09:41.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(320,376)\c&H0000FFFF}ここで{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}タイム{\fscx50}・{\fscx100}トラベルトを
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.91,0:09:41.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(340,436)\c&H0000FFFF}ひそかに作動させます{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.58,0:09:46.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(200,376)\c&H0000FFFF}我々３人だけ
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.58,0:09:46.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(220,436)\c&H0000FFFF}１か月先の世界に行くんです{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.25,0:09:49.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(240,436)}ああ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}これは{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ちょっといらないかな{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.27,0:10:04.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(240,436)\c&H0000FFFF}まあまあ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}こちらへどうぞ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.27,0:10:04.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(360,496)}え{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}何？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}何？
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.60,0:10:08.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(380,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ああ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}こんにちは！
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.94,0:10:11.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(240,436)\c&H0000FFFF}今{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ちょうど{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}オヤジ{\fscx50}・{\fscx100}ロックの調子を
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.94,0:10:11.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H0000FFFF}伺おうと思ってたところなんです{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.61,0:10:15.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)}君{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}オヤジ{\fscx50}・{\fscx100}ロック最高だよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.28,0:10:18.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(220,436)}娘夫婦用に
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.28,0:10:18.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(240,496)}もう一つ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}購入しようかしら{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.62,0:10:21.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(480,436)\c&H0000FFFF}ありがとうございます{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.62,0:10:21.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(340,496)}連絡するわね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.29,0:10:23.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(520,496)\c&H0000FFFF}お待ちしております{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.96,0:10:27.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}あら？{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}これはこれは{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.96,0:10:27.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(360,496)}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}どうも{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.86,0:10:30.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}オヤジ{\fscx50}・{\fscx100}ロックの調子は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}いかがですか？
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.30,0:10:32.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(280,436)}おかげさまで
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.30,0:10:32.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(300,496)}すごく集中できるようになって➡
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.63,0:10:35.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(420,436)}来年は{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}合格できそうです{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.63,0:10:35.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}それは何よりです{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}頑張って{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.30,0:10:37.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(260,496)}ありがとうございます{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.64,0:10:39.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(180,496)}は～い{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ごめんなさいね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.31,0:10:48.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}毎日毎日{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}オヤジ{\fscx50}・{\fscx100}ロックばっかり運んでて
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.31,0:10:48.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,496)}腰が{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}やられそうだよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.32,0:10:56.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}大岩さんちは{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}今日が納品か{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.32,0:10:56.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ハハハハハ…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.99,0:11:00.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(380,436)}やった～！
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.99,0:11:00.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(220,496)}ほら{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}来たよ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}オヤジ{\fscx50}・{\fscx100}ロック{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.86,0:11:03.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(600,496)}やった～！
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.80,0:11:06.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(540,436)}中{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}入れましょうか{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.80,0:11:06.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(300,496)}あっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}お願いします{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.27,0:11:12.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(240,436)}ありがとうございます{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}やったね～{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.27,0:11:12.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(260,496)}ありがとうございました{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.27,0:11:20.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}ねえ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}いったい{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}何軒のお宅が
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.27,0:11:20.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,496)}オヤジ{\fscx50}・{\fscx100}ロックを買ってるの？
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.15,0:11:25.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(180,436)\c&H0000FFFF}逆に{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}お求めいただけてないのは
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.15,0:11:25.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(200,496)\c&H0000FFFF}お宅様ぐらいで{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.62,0:11:30.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,346)\fscx50}（{\fscx100}小声で{\fscx50}）
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.62,0:11:30.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(320,346)\c&H0000FFFF}ここまで見せたら
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.62,0:11:30.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,406)\c&H0000FFFF}元の{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ひと月前に戻ればいいんです{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.63,0:11:41.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(360,496)}買います！{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}すぐに届けて！
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.30,0:11:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ご注文{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ありがとうございます！
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.31,0:11:56.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(340,436)\c&H0000FFFF}いわゆる{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}スタンピードですよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.31,0:11:56.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(360,496)\c&H0000FFFF}なだれ現象とも言える{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.65,0:11:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(260,436)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}「{\fscx100}みんなが持ってるなら
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.65,0:11:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(280,496)\c&H0000FFFF}うちも！{\fscx50}」{\fscx100}ってやつです{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.99,0:12:03.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}なるほどね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.99,0:12:03.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,496)}いくら多様性の時代とはいえ➡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.59,0:12:06.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}全員{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}持ってるって言われたら
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.59,0:12:06.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,496)}気になりますもんね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.93,0:12:13.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(180,436)\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}「{\fscx100}あなただけが{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}まだです{\fscx50}」。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.93,0:12:13.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(200,496)\c&H0000FFFF}これに勝るセールス文句はありません{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.27,0:12:17.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}よっ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}一流セールスマン！
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.27,0:12:17.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(280,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ハハハハ…{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}どうも！
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.14,0:12:21.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(340,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ハハハハハ…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.14,0:12:23.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(340,496)}うん？
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.91,0:12:29.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}でもその１か月後に大流行してるっていう
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.91,0:12:29.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,496)}状況を{\c&H0000FFFF\fscx50}　{\c&H00FFFFFF\fscx100}つくりだすためには➡
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.82,0:12:34.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}今{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}最初の１個が売れてないと
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.82,0:12:34.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,496)}いけないってことですよね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.55,0:12:38.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(220,436)\c&H0000FFFF}だから{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}未来を見せて
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.55,0:12:38.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(240,496)\c&H0000FFFF}最初の１個を売ったんです{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.29,0:12:44.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}でも{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}それって{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}卵が先か{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ニワトリが先か
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.29,0:12:44.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,496)}みたいな話になってないですか？
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.16,0:12:49.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)\c&H0000FFFF}知りませんよ{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}とにかく既に大流行してる
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.16,0:12:49.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,496)\c&H0000FFFF}未来に飛んだってだけです{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.30,0:12:51.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(220,442)\fscx50\fscy50}ふ
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.30,0:12:51.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)}何か腑に落ちないなぁ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.64,0:12:54.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(260,496)\c&H0000FFFF}難しく考えすぎですよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.54,0:12:58.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}まあ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}結果
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.54,0:12:58.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,496)}うまくいったわけですもんね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.31,0:13:02.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(420,496)\c&H0000FFFF}ほら{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}ねえ{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}ハハハハハ…{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.92,0:13:08.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)}じゃあ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}約束の{\fscx50}７０{\fscx100}％を{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.59,0:13:10.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(580,496)\c&H0000FFFF}はっ？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.52,0:13:15.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}いや{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}だから{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}取り分の{\fscx50}７０{\fscx100}％をいただく
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.52,0:13:15.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,496)}約束でしたよね{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.46,0:13:19.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(240,496)\c&H0000FFFF}いくら何でも{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}それは法外でしょう！
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.60,0:13:23.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}あなたが言ったんですよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.60,0:13:23.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(480,496)\c&H0000FFFF}いや{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}絶対{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}払わないぞ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.27,0:13:25.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}はぁ？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.27,0:13:25.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(580,496)\c&H0000FFFF}はぁ？
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.20,0:13:28.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}約束は約束でしょう{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.20,0:13:28.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(440,496)\c&H0000FFFF}何だ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}お前{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}しつこいやつ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.14,0:13:30.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(480,436)\c&H0000FFFF}離せよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.14,0:13:30.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,496)}払えよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.14,0:13:30.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(500,496)\c&H0000FFFF}しつこいやつだな！
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.94,0:13:32.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}払えよ！
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.94,0:13:32.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(440,496)\c&H0000FFFF}うわぁ！
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.61,0:13:37.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(480,496)\c&H0000FFFF}何なんだよ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}もう！
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.28,0:13:42.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,436)}ああ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}いいよ{\fscx50}。　{\fscx100}じゃあ{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}分かったよ{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.28,0:13:42.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(160,496)}時間{\fscx50}　{\fscx100}巻き戻してやる{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.24,0:14:07.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(360,496)}⚟焼き芋～！
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.59,0:14:15.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(300,496)\c&H0000FFFF}おかしな夢を見た{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.93,0:14:22.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(420,496)\c&H0000FFFF}寒い{\fscx50}。
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.57,0:14:57.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(140,466)}♬～