Hana! What's wrong?!
Did he do something to you?
No, the truth is...
No, don't say it!
You again?
No, it's not like that...
Enough! That's all the work for today! Return to the prison!
Nicely done, Kiyoshi-dono!
Making that despot Hana cry so!
No, a crow just suddenly--
Kiyoshi! When you step up, you really step up!
I'm just glad I got through it without getting killed.
--All right, let's hoist him up! --Stop!
I told Chiyo-chan that I would definitely go on our sumo date.
What do I do?!
"Board Chairman's Office"
I hear the boys are in that prison, aren't they?
"The Man Who Viewed Too Much"
Don't you think that treatment is a little too... harsh?
They were caught doing something they would normally be expelled for.
They deserve it.
Besides, going coed was something that I--
No, make that the majority of students, the alumni,
not to mention the current educators were all opposed to.
I understand them wanting to preserve tradition,
but a shakeup is also necessary from time to time...
...don't you think?
Chairman, the result of you overriding everyone's objections,
and unilaterally allowing those five boys to enroll...
...is their problem behavior so early on.
Well, that's something that boys their age would try... right?
Peeping is a criminal offense!
I know. I have no intention of justifying their actions.
But I want you to at least give them Saturdays and Sundays off.
The prison rules are set up that way,
aren't they?
I am aware of that, Father.
Starting today, your after-school work detail is to clear this wasteland.
I didn't say a word! What was that for?!
Ask me why you're clearing it.
This is unwarranted...!
The question has arisen, and the reason you are clearing this land
is to create a campus vegetable garden!
Um, may I ask a question?
Permission granted.
Do we get Saturdays and Sundays off?
On Saturdays and Sundays, when you have no classes, the work goes on, right?
You'll work, of course.
However...
prisoners who exhibit good behavior
will be allowed three hours of weekend free time, including furloughs.
Madam President!
Freedom!
All right! This will work!
My sumo date with Chiyo-chan is next Saturday!
All right! Guys, let's do it!
We will be model high school prisoners!
We're getting the weekend off, no matter what!
It's the student council president!
The vice president, too! How cool!
Madam President!
The Official Underground Student Council Guide Book for this year has just arrived
--in the underground student council office. --Now Hana-san is here, too!
She's so cute!
The underground student council sure is popular, huh?
Enough so that they have their own guide book--
Ow! What did you do that for, Joe?!
You... You almost stepped on some ants.
Ants?
Joe-kun, you really like ants.
You there! No slacking off!
Sorry!
Chairman, this year's guide book...
"Official Underground Student Council Underground Guide Book"
"Hot dogging" "Hot dogging with Latin beauties"
This is why men are scum.
Break time!
A break? Does that mean we still have to work?
It's tough going, but if I work hard and be a model prisoner,
I'll get my date with Chiyo-chan!
Why are they on a break? They aren't making any progress, are they?
At this rate, we'll have to have them work over the weekend, too.
--Madam President! That's not fair! --Stay away from the president!
I can't go on my date!
What do I do? Sick family member? No, they'll find out right away.
My stomach hurts? There's no way they'll go for that.
What do I do, Chiyo-chan?
I have to break out!
On the gate!
Roll call!
--1! --2!
--3! --4!
5!
Madam Vice President!
The refuse is building up; may I go dispose of it?
Permission granted.
At this rate,
it will be big enough for me to get through on the day of our date.
--Yow! --Ee-yow!
Three minutes is the limit for each turn here.
Chiyo-chan!
What is she trying to do?
Kiyoshi-kun, the line for the student sumo tournament
forms at 13:00 at the Ryogoku Gymnasium entrance.
You can get sprung on Saturday, can't you?
"Thank you very much"
No, thank you.
The truth is, now that my furlough time is gone,
I have no choice but to break out. Well, something will turn up!
What do you mean by forgetting to load the refuse into the cart?
My apologies!
Yikes! I forgot one! Now Gakuto's taking the blame for it!
I'm sorry! I'll dispose of it at once!
Kiyoshi-dono!
No, you go!
Gakuto, sorry about earlier. You got yelled at because of me...
Gakuto? Are you okay?
Huh? Yes... I am splendid. I've grown inured to it.
It was my fault; take one of my nuggets.
Oh, much obliged.
Kiyoshi-dono, would you fancy some more tea?
--Sure, thanks. --♪ 10,000 feet up in the Alps ♪
♪ on Mount Koyari ♪
--You know, Kiyoshi-dono, --♪ Let's all dance the ♪
--this was lying near the refuse site. --♪ Alpine dance now, hey! ♪
He knows. He definitely knows.
What the hell is Gakuto planning to do now?
Can I offer to wash your back for you?
Kiyoshi-dono, from what I hear, a yokozuna has an assistant...
...wash his back for him, as well as his posterior.
No! I'm not a yokozuna, so I'll pass.
As of today, Hana will return as your overseer.
Nice working with you!
This sucks.
What are you whispering about?!
Commence laboring!
Yes, ma'am!
Gakuto isn't going to squeal to the underground student council
about me breaking out.
As I remember, if they find out about a breakout,
everyone pays for it, and our sentence is extended a month.
All right! I shall pull all my weight behind today's work!
No sumo-stomping without permission!
What the hell was that? Making a show of sumo customs?
Is he enjoying himself by harassing me?
--If it comes to that, I'll take him and... --Excuse me,
but where are you?
Sorry, I was arranging some garbage in the back.
What is it?
You told the other boys, didn't you?
Huh?
About what happened.
About what happened?
Me pee--
Huh?
About me peeing! You told everyone, and made fun of me!
I didn't do anything like that.
Liar! I don't believe you!
It's the truth.
Then, you do it, too.
Huh? Do what?
Pee for me, right here! In front of my eyes!
Do that, and I'll believe you!
No way, I couldn't!
You saw me do it, so let me see you do it!
Otherwise, it's not fair, is it?!
If you don't, then I'll kill you, and then take my own life!
A-All right!
Y-You really want me to do this, right?
Of course I do.
What are you doing?
Turn this way and do it.
Huh?!
Whoa! Isn't that a little close?
You were even closer, weren't you? Now hurry and start going.
Kiyoshi-dono! Kiyoshi-dono!
Gakuto, what's up?
You forgot to dispose of some refuse again.
Oh, sorry.
Once you finish disposing of it, return to work immediately.
Yes, ma'am!
You saved me, Gakuto. Thanks.
Gakuto did just save me, right? What's going on here?
He's not planning to rat out my escape plans?
Oh, no! He's heading toward the hole I'm digging!
Gakuto!
Damn! He's going to see definitive proof!
At this point, I'll just have to...
If breaking out...
...is what you have in mind,
it would have to be hither, where you are unaccompanied.
I want you to break out.
Huh?
Yours truly shall assist you in breaking out, Kiyoshi-dono.
You'll... break me out?
Correct.
You, who've been threatening me with sumo-themed antics all day?
I was signaling you that yours truly would abet your escape!
How was I supposed to know?! And why are you helping me, anyway?!
The student sumo tournament in two weeks--
that day is also a momentous one for yours truly.
Specifics forthcoming this even.
Madam President, I'll wash your back.
Thank you. Please do, Madam Vice President.
Incidentally, I understand that a yokozuna
has an attendant wash their backs, and their bottoms.
Madam Vice President...
...have I put on that much weight? To yokozuna-grade?
No! I did not mean it that way! Please excuse me!
I apologize for having you oversee the boys through the weekend.
Don't be absurd. However,
are you sure about disobeying the chairman's orders,
and making the prisoners work on their days off?
It is only model prisoners that are given free time on the weekends.
Since they are behind on their prison labors,
there is no way they can be considered model prisoners.
You are absolutely correct.
When I think that those peeping toms could be released into the wild in just half a month,
I am deeply concerned.
It looks like Mari must have seen this.
Could that be the reason why she took the boys' free time from them?
I just have to say...
Women!
"Conditions and Challenges in South American Fields of Education"
Just in case, I'd better take this home... with me.
--I'd like to see some commercial TV for once. --♪ The tanuki on Mount Genkotsu ♪
--Yours truly does not seek a craven motive --♪ drinks his milk, has a nap, ♪
--like a sumo date with a girl. --♪ drinks his milk, has a nap, ♪
Kiyoshi-dono, do you know "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms"?
Well, I know the name, at least.
The time is the Later Han Dynasty, at the end of the 2nd century.
The might of the emperor descends beneath the soil,
and the eunuchs known as the Ten Attendants seize power--
Get to the point!
What I'm saying is that after an eternity,
a once-every-four-years Three Kingdoms figurine fair is being held in Akihabara!
Yours truly must go there to procure limited edition
Guan Yu and Red Hare figurines!
That's your craven motive?
What do you mean, craven?! It's a once-every-four-years limited edition!
And that's why you want to break out with me?
Kiyoshi-dono, you really are a buffoon. During work--
What are you guys up to?
Playing gomoku.
You want next?
Man, how dull. Count me out.
Kiyoshi-dono, it's a one-hour trip one-way from this prison
to Ryogoku Gymnasium, where your sumo date will be.
Positing that watching the matches takes one hour, that's a total of three hours.
Kiyoshi-dono, if you go missing for three hours during work,
you are certain to be found out.
True enough.
In other words, it is categorically impossible for you to break out alone.
That is why I said I would abet you.
Saturday afternoon, during the three hours when you will break out and go on your date,
as well as buy yours truly's Three Kingdoms figurine,
yours truly will distract the overseers' gaze!
Distract them? But how?
Hmph, I have a stratagem.
"School building"
"Refuse site"
"Wasteland"
"Wall"
I-Is that...? A map of the school made to look like a gomoku game?!
Patrolling the school building, are we?
Are you going home? Be careful--
Starting tomorrow, the boys will be treated even more harshly.
To ensure that, as if their crimes weren't bad enough,
they will not become the deplorable kind of person that you are.
You don't... say!
Kiyoshi-dono, the hole that you are digging--
If you get extricate yourself through there,
you can make your escape from school without anyone seeing.
The problem is, how do I distract them for three hours?
The underground student council is unlikely to not notice.
Listen, Gakuto,
from what you're saying,
I'm beginning to think that breaking out is quite impossible.
Never you fear!
Yours truly has been called the most resourceful general in Nerima.
I have something up my sleeve to make the impossible possible!
I'm going to go dispose of this refuse.
Permission granted.
Kiyoshi-dono!
What's the matter, Gakuto--
How often will you forget to dispose of this before you're satisfied?!
Ah, my bad, my bad. I've done it again.
What in blazes are you saying it like that for?!
You offer me a sincere apology, right now!
Oh, pipe down. It doesn't really matter.
Yes it does matter! Stand to and take your pommeling!
--What are you doing?! --Apologize!
What are you two doing?!
Why, you...
No!
That wasn't us! That was Hana-san!
They were fighting, and pushed it over.
Eh?! No way!
Heads or tails, choose one.
--Huh? --Choose now!
Heads.
Tails.
The president said to go even harder on you now,
so I got this riding crop.
C-Can't breathe...!
Don't move!
Don't make a sound!
Ow! No, don't--!
That looks really bad.
How awful.
Yeah. Tails is awful, all right, but heads gets even more contact.
You two are ordered to repair the shed.
No way!
Just the two of us?
Unthinkable!
Kiyoshi-dono...
Gakuto!
Stage one of the plan...
...is an unqualified success.
Cut some notches into the posts with the saw,
pretend to fight, and bring down the shed.
Now the two of us can remain by the escape hole alone.
Leave it to you, Gakuto!
What are you up to?
Eh?!
Don't "Eh" me. Start fixing it, right now.
Um, Hana-san, are you staying here?
Of course I am. I'm overseeing you.
Hey, Gakuto, now we've got Hana-san over here. What do we do?
I am the famed most resourceful general in Nerima.
Then you do have something up your sleeve for this?
Nonetheless, even yours truly did not foresee this development!
Really?
What are we going to do?
What are you two over there whispering about?
Hey, Kiyoshi, come here a minute.
Ugh, only me?
My deepest condolences.
What were you talking about? You weren't telling four-eyes about that, were you?
About that? You mean the peeing?
Shh! Lower your voice!
I'm sorry.
I mean it. If you tell anyone, I'll kill you, then kill myself.
I know! I won't tell anyone!
In that case, make with it, right now.
I don't have to go right now.
Then, I'll make it so you have to go plenty.
What is that?
It's ordinary tea. Now drink it!
Are you in one piece?!
Have you come up with any ideas?
If you think coming up with ideas is that easy...
...you'd be right, for yours truly, the smartest brain in Nerima.
Oh! What do we do?!
We are ill-matched for Hana in strength.
Hence, we attack from the inside.
I get it. So...?
I shall take Hana-dono as my wife.
Huh?
The quickest way is to make Hana-dono enthralled by yours truly.
Sorry, but I don't have any idea what you're saying.
Now, just listen.
According to my profiling, a lass who likes clover,
wears leggings under her skirt, and wears her hair in straight bangs...
...is highly likely to be a history fangirl.
Yours truly, who is well-versed in history, can easily make Hana-dono fall for me.
Let's think up another way.
There is no time. I shall get right to it.
Hold on! You'll get killed!
Hana-dono...
Hmm?
Woe, troubled times, troubled times!
This is a tale from the continent, circa the dawn of the third century!
Zhao Yun, carrying lord Liu Bei's son Adou,
outstrips a force of 100,000 to--
Don't go spilling that nonsense to me!
I am stunned by this unexpected turn.
I'm stunned by how closely I predicted that.
All doors are closed to us now! My dreams are left to die!
It's too soon to give up yet, right?
Hmm? Kiyoshi-dono, why are you doing a dance step?
Oh, uh, that's nothing.
By any chance, Kiyoshi-dono...
This is felicitous. Let yours truly handle this.
Kiyoshi-dono says that he needs to go to the lavatory!
Request your permission!
You idiot! Knock it off!
You are such a child, Kiyoshi-dono.
There is naught to be ashamed of.
No, he's wrong! Gakuto is under the wrong impression!
Permission granted.
Holding it in is not conducive to your well-being.
Hey, you, stay out of it!
I said, permission granted!
Uh, yes, ma'am.
Sure enough, she's coming, too.
Okay, good to go.
No, it's not! Please leave!
I'll leave after I see you pee!
I mean it! Please don't do this!
--You don't know when to quit! Out with it! ---No! It'll really come out!
--I told you, let it out, already! --I can't! Don't press there!
Why, you...
Just hold still!
N... N...
N...
--No!! Please let me go! --Stop fidgeting!
Hana! What's wrong?!
Madam Vice President...
Is that...?!
I had a little accident.
Hana! Pull it together!
Hana is not feeling well, and is taking the day off.
Kiyoshi-dono, what manner of strategy did you use?
Oh, I didn't do anything.
Whatever the case, now our breakout plan can proceed as planned.
What are you grinning about?!
Next time on Prison School: "A Mighty Spurt"