Starting the other day, Hana-san left as our overseer,
and the vice president only comes by the trash area occasionally.
And now...
...today, at last...
--You don't use your right hand, you use your left... --Kiyoshi-dono,
today, you go through the hole and look around.
A practice run, right?
Endeavor to stay out for an hour.
A whole hour?
You'll have to disappear for three hours on the actual day.
True enough. Thinking of it that way, it's not that long.
But be back here as soon as the bell rings.
Got it.
"A Mighty Spurt"
To have Mari see my collection not once, but twice now,
makes me a failure as a father...
huh?
"Sealed"
As both an educator and a father, I must seal these...
away!
Guess I should check my escape route.
The train station... is over there.
Come on, why not, why not?
Eh? Right now?
Damn you, happy couple! Just you watch!
Next week, I'm putting the moves on Chiyo-chan just enough
so that she's not turned off by me, got that?!
The chairman?
What happened to Kiyoshi?
Kiyoshi-dono is working in back. Shall I summon him for you?
No, that's okay. Keep working.
That was surprisingly easy.
Isabel, summer of '86, Brazil.
Yours was a fine behind. I won't forget you.
--Evita, autumn of '87 Argentina. --What in the hell is he doing, anyway?
And how long is he going to be doing it? I hope he hurries it up.
Yikes! Time's up!
Hey, is Kiyoshi still back there?
Yes, he is.
Kiyoshi! Show yourself!
Kiyoshi-dono! What are you doing?!
Answer me!
I shall go and bring him!
No. I'll go.
Kiyoshi-dono, get back here posthaste!
Farewell, my beloved bottoms.
He finally left!
How?! I slipped right through on the way out!
Quickly!
It's no use! I guess it's all over!
Madam Vice President! Are you unhurt?!
Kiyoshi! If you're there, answer me!
I'm sorry.
And you make sure to put this in order!
For heaven's sake...
Kiyoshi-dono! What in blazes were you doing?!
Yeah, it's kind of a long story.
I already used the ploy I was saving for the real deal.
Huh? You mean, that was you?
Now I must concoct yet another contrivance.
Also, the hole has to be a little bit bigger.
I got stuck halfway through.
--Ugh, I'd like to watch some commercial TV for once. --♪ 10,000 feet up in the Alps... ♪
We have to dream up some way to keep the overseers hoodwinked
for three whole hours, sometime before the critical day.
As for the hole, one more day should be enough to widen it.
Yo!
Whatcha talking about?
Huh? Oh, nothing much.
You two sure seem to be getting along well lately.
Is that right?
I mean, we are working together now, so...
Hmm...
I'm here for the purchase request forms I gave you the other day.
Wha-What are you wearing, Madam Vice President?!
I'm just dressed for bed! Now, submit them at once!
"Purchase Request List" "Fujino Kiyoshi" "Dictionary"
Kiyoshi asks for a dictionary. No problem there.
"Purchase Request List" "Ando Reiji" "I want a KGB48 pencil board"
For Andre, a KGB48 pencil board. Denied.
For Shingo, hair gel. Denied.
For Joe, an ant farm set? We'll consider it.
For Gakuto, a pocket audio player. Denied.
No, that's for my English listening practice!
It is? Then we will consider it.
Much obliged.
Okay, I'm posting next month's schedule.
Her boobs and panties are always spilling out all over,
so we don't notice it so much anymore,
but she's awesome, all right.
It seems like covering up makes it even more indecent.
Yours truly is a huge aficionado of tank tops with hot pants!
I wanna kiss that ass.
All right, everyone check it.
Excuse me, Madam Vice President?
What?
Isn't next Saturday's work the same as always?
It's what's written there.
"Track Club Regional Meet"
On that day, the track club's regional meet is being held.
You won't be doing your usual work so that you can help with it.
Um, I have a question!
What?
What exactly is the nature of this work, and where will it be?
That day, you will split up;
three of you will be on purse-watching detail, the other two on miscellaneous.
"Purse" "Purse" "Purse" "Misc" "Misc"
Kiyoshi, Gakuto, and Shingo, you three are on purse lookout;
Purse" "Purse" "Purse" "Misc" "Misc
Andre and Joe are assigned miscellaneous.
Three of us, huh?
Gakuto...
apparently, watching belongings is being done in front of that restroom.
Mm-hmm.
Being separated from the refuse area is a major quandary.
How will you be able to reach the hole in the wall?
And to add to that...
Hey, I'm looking forward to Saturday.
Let's have a blast together.
What do we do about Shingo-dono?
With him around that day, I can't leave our post.
Is it possible that Shingo-dono is cognizant of our ploy?
It does seem like he suspects us of something.
At this point, we may have to bring Shingo in on it.
Come to think of it, I haven't spoken much to Kiyoshi lately.
So, room to squeeze in another?
We can't possibly.
Sure we can. Shingo's not...
Shingo's not... as big a tight-ass as that.
They're discussing squeezing things in, and tight asses!
But then, Shingo-dono has no motive to back our escape plan.
He wanted some hair gel, right?
I bet some gel is all it will take.
--It couldn't be...! --No, no, it won't work.
What are they using gel to grease up and to stick into where?!
That conversation today was a doozy.
I'd heard it was common in prison. But maybe I misheard them.
I've known Kiyoshi since middle school. He's just not that way.
So, what do we do about Shingo?
Kiyoshi-dono, I just have to slip in front of you, here...
That's nice.
"That's nice"?! Is Gakuto really that good?!
Hey, man, are you okay?
No! No, no, no! I'm sure I'm seeing things!
You're overthinking it, Shingo! There's no way!
Ugh, that hurts...
Oh, no! Did he hear...
...what we were conversing about?
They're hardcore! They've totally got their eye out for me, now!
Oh, Shingo-dono! Come on in and shower with us!
Don't just stand over there, come on in here.
Yours truly will wash your back for you...
No... I think I'm good today...
Why not? Come on in!
You're the one who said you looked forward to the three of us having a blast together, Shingo-dono.
I didn't mean it like that! I'm sorry!
This is my bad! So, count me out!
--Wait, Shingo! --Shingo-dono!
Madam Vice President!
What?
It's about Saturday's work assignments!
The miscellaneous jobs seem like more trouble than standing lookout,
so I'd like to help out with that!
Very well. Permission granted.
Thank you very much!
What's come over Shingo?
Indeed.
I don't know what's wrong, but thank goodness.
The issue remains, how does one reach the hole from this post?
How do I move from the side of this restroom to the wall with the hole in it?
I can't just cut across the school grounds, after all.
What's this?
Hmm? Perhaps I'm imagining things,
but I thought I just heard Kiyoshi-dono's voice.
I must say, his lavatory break has grown protracted.
Gakuto...
Down here. Down here.
Kiyoshi-dono!
You idiot! Lower your voice!
My apologies.
I've found it.
A way to get here from the belongings-watching post without anyone seeing.
This drainage channel runs all around the school grounds,
and it's just barely wide enough for a person to pass through it.
"Waste land" "Refuse area" "Restroom" "Field"
"Waste land" "Refuse area" "Restroom" "Field" "School building"
Just now, I got in behind the restroom,
and crawled my way over here.
Kiyoshi-dono, that was uncharacteristically nice of you.
That "uncharacteristically" was uncalled-for.
Right now, I'll go back to the restroom and return normally.
Man, I'm floored.
Are you for real?
Dead serious.
Imagine, Kiyoshi-kun and Gakuto-kun having a physical relationship.
Surprising.
Huh?!
The truth is, I thought they'd been acting suspicious lately.
Then, just as I feared, Gakuto was opening wide on Kiyoshi in the shower room.
What are you talking about, Shingo, you bastard?!
I couldn't believe it myself at the time,
so I went and had myself another look.
Huh? There's more?
You're not saying...
Yeah, I am saying. Kiyoshi was drilling into Gakuto.
--Ow! It hurts! --Even though Gakuto said it hurt.
So then, that means Kiyoshi is a top.
Which makes Gakuto a bottom.
You've gotta be kidding me! I'm a virgin, both ways!
Well, even if those two have good relations, in more ways than one,
they're still invaluable buds to me.
Why are you slacking off?!
--I'm sorry! --Sorry!
I take my eyes off of you for a second, and you start goldbricking.
This angle directly beneath her is...
...amazing!
Hmph, guess I'll keep going.
She's gonna do more Hindu squats, right here?!
The vice president's nethers are moving away... then moving in...
then moving away... then moving in... then moving away... then moving in...
If Kiyoshi-dono doesn't come back soon, he'll raise suspicions.
...then moving in... then moving away... then moving in...
then moving in-- No! It's beyond amazing, but if I don't get back, I'll be in deep!
Hmm, must have stepped on a rat or something. What a gross sensation.
Todays work is hereby at an end. But before we stop,
there's something I want to ask. Kiyoshi, step forward.
Yes, ma'am.
You were in the restroom an awfully long time.
Were you skipping work?
No, I wouldn't do that.
Kiyoshi-dono has a delicate stomach.
Is this true? You've never been in there that long before.
Um, Madam Vice President,
Kiyoshi having a delicate stomach is actually not true.
Huh?
What are you saying?
The truth is, he has hemorrhoids.
Where's all that blood from?! Oh, right!
When the vice president stomped me with her heel earlier!
So he's not just a pitcher, huh?
He's also a catcher, too.
He didn't have to go that hard, though.
Hmm?
The items you asked for the other day have arrived.
Come and take what's yours.
Now I can do my English listening!
You sure are eager to learn.
What are you talking about? This is--
Oh, right. About tomorrow's I.T. class--
You'll take it in the computer lab with the girls.
Unfortunately, the prison doesn't have its own computers.
Behave yourselves in class.
All right!
Together with the girls!
Bitches!
We made it, Gakuto! We're in with the girls!
Just as I conjectured.
What do you mean?
This contingency plan.
Huh?
Despicable.
This really sucks.
They smell!
I was thrilled for a second...
...but this is pretty tough.
Huh? You think? I can't resist the feeling of being scorned.
Chiyo-chan...
I'm looking forward to Saturday.
Mm-hmm, I'm looking forward, too.
Gakuto, what's your plan?
Kiyoshi-dono, after you've gone to the lavatory,
yours truly shall play back the sounds of defecation placed on this player by remote control.
By doing so, we can buy some time.
Leave it to the most resourceful general in Nerima. The poop sounds are on it already, right?
Not yet.
Huh?
Do you not get it yet?
Yours truly even thought ahead to taking this class in composing this plan.
Is that... the net?
Indeed. I should find any number of poop sounds by searching the net,
"Poop mp3"
but searching for "poop mp3" returns nothing!
What do we do? If we miss this chance,
we can't touch a computer again!
I am conscious of that! But no matter what I search for, nothing comes out!
But if nothing comes out...
...we must make our own.
No, that's impossible. It's way too risky.
Besides, which of us is going to do it?
But there is no other way.
It's okay, just give it up. This plan is a bust.
Kiyoshi-dono, is that how scarcely you regard your sumo date?
These headphones also work as a microphone.
Gakuto, don't! Do you know what will happen to you if you do this?!
"Sound Recorder"
It may indeed be too much to ask of you, Kiyoshi-dono.
If you did so in front of Chiyo-dono, your date will be canceled,
and your breakout would be rendered moot.
It's not just me; you can't do it, either.
Are you planning to ruin three years of high school?
Yours truly thought that if I went to a school with so many girls,
I could find a girlfriend.
Over three years, you can! There are a thousand girls here!
However, those Three Kingdoms figurines come once every four years.
The math is simple.
It is manifestly easier to endure three years than it is four years.
Don't be ridiculous! You'd rather have a figurine than a high school life?!
Beyond a doubt.
Stop! Think it over!
"Begin recording"
Stop! Think it over!
If we were in grade school, maybe, but not a chance in high school!
Kiyoshi-dono, I leave it in your hands.
Gakuto!
Forgive me.
Teacher!
Please allow me to go to the lavatory.
Of course, go right ahead. But you might have asked a little sooner.
Gakuto, I swear I will break out!
Hey, four-eyes, what's the meaning of these clothes?
They are due to ineluctable circumstances.
What ineluctable circumstances are those?
Well, I...
I asked you what they were!
Yours truly... soiled my pants... in the middle of class.
You did what? You're a high-schooler, and you crapped yourself?
Is your bunghole really that loose? Eh?
Yes, quite loose...
That's some nice verbal abuse.
It got that loose thanks to Kiyoshi's junk.
Hey, stop it!
Madam Vice President, is there anything else?
I'd like to get to work right away.
Begin. Stick a plug up your butt if you have to.
A plug? Like Kiyoshi's junk?
Stop!
What do you find so funny?! Is having one of your buddies being picked on really that funny?!
Sorry. Joe made me laugh.
Don't be so angry.
It is all right, Kiyoshi-dono. I was prepared for this much.
What a weak-willed man I...
am!
I mean, to dig up the ladies that I had said farewell to, once and for all...
Sure enough, I must completely, utterly, and forever lock them away.
As an educator, as a father-- no, as a man, I must draw the...
line!
Gakuto, they have no idea what it meant for you to poop your pants.
I had anticipated as much, but being berated for soiling myself truly is onerous.
Gakuto,
I will not let the poop sound that you sacrificed three years of high school life to obtain go to waste.
Let us make sure that this breakout mission is successful!
"My beloved booties"
It would seem that the idea of merely burying them in the earth didn't go far enough.
This time it really is adios.
On the day of the mission, we will not be at the refuse area,
but watching belongings next to the restroom adjacent to the field.
"Waste land" "Refuse area" "Restroom" "Field"
At the noon bell, you will enter the drainage channel behind the restroom,
"Waste land" "Refuse area" "Restroom" "Field" "School building"
and from there, go to the refuse area. Then,
you slip out through the hole in the wall, outside school grounds.
You must execute this in under 15 minutes.
Then I go to the train station, and reach Ryogoku Gymnasium where Chiyo-chan is waiting by 1:00.
After watching sumo matches with Chiyo-dono for 30 minutes, you move to Akihabara.
You obtain the figurines that yours truly desires.
If you board the train just after 2:00, you can be back here by 3:00.
While I am on the outside, you will trick the vice president,
who will be on patrol, with the poop sound you worked so hard to prepare.
It's perfect.
I'm going to go check the size of the hole
and the route to the train station one more time.
Yeah, that's good thinking.
What is... that?
Our school is starting to deteriorate quite badly.
This curry is great!
Yeah. I wish I could get seconds.
Good... and spicy.
Could the Underground Student Council have caught on to our plan?
If they had, they would discipline us directly.
It was more likely the school staff.
What do we do now?
If you had checked before the cement hardened, you could have dug it back out again, but...
What? Are you putting this on me for not checking?
Kiyoshi-dono, checking the hole was your obligation.
Hey, are you dumping all the responsibility on me? You're awful.
You are correct.
Yours truly is an awful man. I mean, in full public view...
I went and soiled my pants!
I soiled myself, and wasted three years of high school.
Everything rested on this!
Now that I cannot acquire my quadrennial figurines,
that means I've wasted a total of seven years!
No, I think your math is off, isn't it?
What's off about it?! For what, and for whom did yours truly soil his pants?!
--It is Kiyoshi's fault. --It's Kiyoshi's junk's fault. --It's his fault for overdoing it and getting loose.
Calm down! Lower your voice!
Yours truly wants his feces back!
Shut up!
What is all the racket in here?!
Keep quiet and eat your food!
Hey, guys, enough of this lovers' spat.
Cut it out! We are not like that!
Hey, now, you can drop the act, both of you.
There's another reason for all this!
What is this other reason? Tell us.
There's no way I can tell them.
Hey, Joe, don't make him say it out loud.
Yeah, you're right.
Don't let it bother you. We're behind you two, all the way.
Damn these guys!
Yours truly wants his feces back!
Yours truly soiled himself...
I went and soiled myself...
Gakuto sure seems down in the dumps.
Wanna go talk to him?
No, don't. This ain't our battle to fight.
What is it?
You know...
when you messed your pants, I made up my mind.
To break out, no matter what.
It's all over now. Yours truly's adolescence, and the breakout mission.
No, it's not over yet.
Now that the hole has been blocked up, it is impossible!
Our whole plan was conceived with that hole at its center!
There is no time now to think up another plan.
There is a way.
I will be a girl!
--He's declaring himself bottom! --He's declaring himself bottom!
I thought about it all last night.
I don't think there's any other way.
A breakout through the front gate.
You don't mean... When you say you'll be a girl...!
Yes. I'll dress up as a girl,
and walk proudly out the front way.
That would be rash!
I know it's rash.
But this is the only way that has a chance.
How are you even going to procure a uniform?
This is a boarding school,
so a cleaning service comes every weekend to get the laundry, right?
Indeed so.
That vehicle stops at the dorm's rear entrance, just beyond those tanks.
Friday, day after tomorrow, when the cleaners are working,
I'll sneak in and borrow a girl's uniform.
The uniform's owner won't wear it over the weekend,
so if I get it back by Sunday night, they won't find out.
Nonetheless...
Hey! This is the only chance left we have at a breakout!
You still want your Three Kingdoms figurines, right?
Uh, well...
Then make up your mind!
We just have to wait for the right time to act now.
We can't let the Underground Student Council suspect anything.
You filthy four-eyes! What do you call this way of stacking lumber?!
Yow!
Stand up, already.
Yes, ma'am.
I said stand up, you piece of crap!
I am so sorry.
Forgive my repeated boorishness!
That's enough! It's stifling, so stay away from me!
What is Gakuto up to?
Hey, are you okay? I thought we were going to lay low today.
Not yet. It's still not quite enough yet.
The council president...
It's the only way!
Madam Vice President-dono!
I want you to forgive yours truly!
I said that was enough! Get back to work, you...
"Days until breakout: 3"
Next time on Prison School:
"Take Me Out to the Sumoland"