What should I do? I haven't thought about any activities.
I know.
I think I'll take care of my errand, first.
Buy me some root beer and kaki-peanuts from the shop in front of the train station.
After my errand is done, I think I'll go to the game center.
Oh, Guan Yu-sama, I am such a foolish young lad!
Here I have acquired my figurines,
and yet I pretend not to see Kiyoshi-dono shouldering all the blame for the breakout.
What a- What a coward I am!
As it stands, yours truly is like the infamous traitors Lü Bu or Wei Yan!
What is yours truly to do?!
Guan Yu-sama!
Da-da-da-da, dare to escape
Ge-ge-ge-ge, let's get away
Zun-zun-zun-zun, prison, prison
Reach out and grab your freedom
A-na-na-na, dig a tunnel
Jai-jai-jai-jai jailbreak
Zun-zun-zun-zun, prison, prison
Get out from under their rule
(Judge) What can you do
(Innocent) once you get free?
(Judge) I can be in love
(Guilty) with the one I adore
(Prison) But once you're in love
(Breakout) you bind and are bound
You wind up a warden
Ah, it's a prison
Pri-Prison, a prison of love
I want to escape, except
Pri-Prison, a prison of love
there is no escape
Pri-Prison, a prison of love
No matter how far you run
the world is a boundless love--
the heart is an endless love--
--prison
"Meiko's Delicious Restaurant"
Damn!
Guess I'll go now. It's still early, though.
Giving up already?
Pretty wimpy, huh?
I haven't played it recently, so I'm just a little rusty.
Huh? Isn't that one of our school uniforms?
You go to Hachi-ko, too?
Then again, she's not the usual type of girl who goes there.
What are you doing here?
I thought all of you boys were in prison, weren't you?
I'm out because the Underground Student Council asked me to do something for them.
You keep talking to me like we're on equal terms,
but I'm a 2nd-year. You have to address a superior more politely.
Shut... up...
What's wrong? Your face is beet red.
No it's not!
Ah, aren't you sassy?
Especially for someone who blushes at a glance of cleavage.
Huh?! I wasn't looking!
Anzu! Let's take some print club pics!
Coming!
I'll take you on anytime, Kohai.
I've got the number-one ranking on here.
See you around, Kohai.
I haven't talked to a girl that much since I enrolled here.
I wonder if she's always in the game center?
How was it, being outside again after so long?
Thank you very much. Nothing beats the free world, all right.
Did you buy what I asked you to?
Yes, ma'am, it's in the refrigerator.
Mm-hmm.
Um... Will I ever be allowed to go out again?
That depends on the job you do.
Damn it!
Why, you!
I'm sorry! I ran back here!
For crying out loud! Root beer is carbonated!
What are you waiting for?! Get back to work!
Yes, ma'am!
Depends on the job I do?
Then again, there's not much else I can report, is there?
Huh? What's that?
A toy sword?
All right, that should be good enough.
What are you using the kaki-peanuts for?
Watch and learn.
Chicken?
You mean... Is that...?
Ow!
It's dangerous to be frying dressed like that!
By using kaki-peanuts as breading, the seasoning is not absorbed by the chicken,
and you get to enjoy a nice crunchiness.
It does look good.
It is good.
It's too hot right out of the fryer! You have to let it cool!
So, do you have any new information on the prisoners?
Um, well, not really...
If not, then you don't get any.
Aw, man...
Some sort of information...
Come to think of it...
What's that?
Yeah, I'm not too sure, myself.
It was on the floor of the restrooms next to the field.
Don't make me touch something that was on the restroom floor!
I'm sorry!
You're not getting any chicken for that kind of information!
It's gone... It's gone...!
The tip of the Green Dragon Crescent Blade,
synonymous with Guan Yu for slaying so many of his mighty foes, is nowhere to be found!
Where on earth is it? Ah, when I was gazing upon it earlier,
I should have kept a closer eye on it!
What are you doing in there? Gross!
Oh, er, I dropped my glasses...
and I was looking for them...
I don't know what you're talking about. Get back to work at once.
Help yourselves.
Today we have popcorn tea.
And to go along with the popcorn tea,
I have prepared kaki-peanuts as a snack.
These are Tsuruta persimmon seed-shaped snacks made from Uonuma-grown rice crackers, right?
Leave it to you, Madam President. Well spotted.
Nothing beats Tsuruta kaki-peanuts.
Oh, come to think of it, that "yours truly" guy
was fumbling around the restroom for something.
Hmph, probably crapping himself again.
Madam Vice President, do not use such vulgar terms during teatime.
Please excuse me!
What is this?
Do you know what it is?
No.
That's the toy that Shingo said he found lying in the restroom!
I'll never admit the truth about that!
It appears to be a falchion blade.
Falchion blade?
In simple terms, a Chinese sword.
It appears to be a miniature.
Huh? Why would it be mixed in with kaki-peanuts?
You should file a claim.
A Chinese sword?
A falchion blade, China, and...
Dirty Four-eyes, looking for something in the restroom...
"Custodial Closet"
Off-campus permission?
That's right. Enjoy yourself again.
Thank you very much. But, did I even do anything?
You've done a very good job.
"Important note: Limited edition Akiba Three Kingdoms Figure Fair Figure 5/7 (Sat)"
Where's Gakuto?
He said he didn't want to come outside today.
He's seemed depressed lately, hasn't he? Did something happen?
He won't answer you when you ask him anything.
Whither is my Green Dragon Crescent Blade?
Imagine, the sword that I put in my mouth, thinking it was a kaki-peanut,
will end up being the rope that hangs them.
I will allow you to handle this.
Thank you very much.
Incidentally, from where did you obtain that?
It was in the rest--
Rest?
I mean, f-f-from Shingo, who I have handily spying on the rest of them.
Is that right? Quite the useful spy you have there.
Absolutely right.
I have to take this secret to the grave with me!
She's not here today, huh?
Why are you spacing off, there?
You're under attack. Come on, don't take your eyes off of her.
Aww, you really are lame at this.
She's so close! And her boobs are touching me, too!
You get sent on another errand by the Underground Student Council?
Yeah. I have to buy some root beer after this.
Well, don't go to the game center first, dummy.
Oh, shut up. It doesn't make any difference.
Well, let's get going.
I've got time. I'll go with you on your errand.
Here you go.
My treat.
Thanks.
You know, the Underground Student Council must really trust you.
I'm a model prisoner, after all.
Funny, you don't look like a model prisoner.
If you ask me, you look like a Yankee.
Yeah, well. Anzu... -san, the same goes for you.
Ha-ha-ha! I get that a lot!
Hey, let me have a bite.
Huh?
Here, you can try some of mine, too
Er, uh...
Ah, the chocolate is pretty good, too.
Man, she's licking the hell out of it!
It's okay if I lick the ice cream that Anzu was licking, right?
She's not going to yell "Ew!" or anything, is she?
Now that I think of it,
I've got these tickets here.
Movie tickets? "The Grapes of Wrath."
What, do grapes grow giant-sized, get mad, and attack people?
Hmm, probably something like that, I guess. A B-grade horror flick?
I got them for free, so I don't really know, either.
Want to go see it now?
Oh, I don't have time today.
Man, you're so unsociable.
Sorry. I wish I could go, but...
Here, hold my ice cream.
O-Okay.
You're a model prisoner, right? You'll be able to get out again.
This movie will be playing until next week.
Yeah, but I don't know when I'll be out again.
On the day you know you'll get out,
put this on the prison barricade at lunch recess,
and I'll be at the game center.
Don't lose it now, model prisoner.
Right.
You'll now get a five-minute break! But first, line up!
Since you've been doing such good work lately,
The president has a reward for you. You should be glad.
Next! Hold out your hand.
Huh? Just one?
Got a problem with that?
No, thank you.
You get one, too.
Much obliged.
Oh, pardon me, pardon me.
That goes with this...
doesn't it, Dirty Four-eyes?!
What... is... that...?
As big a fan as you are of Guan Yu,
hero of the Three Kingdoms, you're saying you don't recognize him?
Indeed, yours truly is a fan of Guan Yu,
but I have no interest in any figurines.
Ho, is that right?
Kiyoshi, does this belong to you?
No, it doesn't.
I see, so neither of you knows about this?
So it would appear.
That can't possibly be true!
I checked, and this figurine is a limited edition,
that could have only been acquired in Akiba on Saturday, May 7th!
That was the day of the track meet--
the day that Kiyoshi broke out!
You had Kiyoshi buy this figurine for you in exchange for assistance with his escape, didn't you?!
Gakuto-kun helped with the breakout?
That's how badly you wanted this figurine, isn't it?
Look, Dirty Four-eyes, if you will admit that this figurine is yours,
I'll give it back.
No, Gakuto! If you admit that the figurine is yours,
you'll also admit to helping with the breakout!
If that happens, everyone's sentence will be extended again!
Come to think of it, there was a horse figurine included with it.
Let's see...
I think I'll try riding it, myself.
This is quite a comfortable ride.
Whoa... Whoa...
Damn it, does she know what Gakuto had to go through to get that?!
Gakuto's whole adolescence.
It's a figurine that only goes on sale once in four years.
Plus three years of his high school life. That's seven years of his life tied up in that figurine!
And now...!
What's wrong? You're sweating like crazy.
Now, why don't I ride double with Guan Yu now?
Double?!
Whoa! Whoa!
If she keeps it up, his Guan Yu will break!
Here's to working with you, brothers!
Yeah!
Let's now work together, and save those who are in distress!
While we may not have been born on the same day...
We will die on the same day!
We will die... on the same day...
Whoa! Whoa! Woah!
Gakuto! That's enough!
Admit that that is your figurine!
Whoa! Whoa!
If you won't do it, then I--
Good, Gakuto.
That's better.
Then Gakuto-kun really did...
Madam President, as you can see,
Dirty Four-eyes admits that he assisted with the breakout.
So it would seem.
Which now means that their crime is even more serious...
What are you...?
As I told you earlier...
yours truly is not interested in these toys.
Our break time is at an end. I will be going back to work now.
I'll take a kaki-peanut, too.
Are you sure about this?
It was for the best.
But, you staked your whole adolescence on that figurine.
If I end up selling out friendship for my figurine adoration,
I would not be able to face Guan Yu-sama.
I should have done this sooner.
Yours truly very nearly cast not seven years, but a whole life away into the sewer.
Gakuto...
Kiyoshi-dono... I'm sorry for everything that I've done.
For pretending not to notice the bullying you have endured.
I shall never again conduct myself in a dastardly manner such as this.
You idiot. You don't have a single thing to apologize to me for.
Kiyoshi-dono...
It appears that your plan to get Four-eyes to admit complicity in the breakout plan has failed.
I am terribly sorry. I never expected him to go that far.
I'm sorry I'm so late! I placed the root beer in the refrigerator.
Isn't this the toy sword I picked up in the restroom?
What did you just say?
Huh? I picked this up in the restroom,
and gave it to the vice president.
Right, Madam Vice President?
No, Madam President, you see...
Madam President! Madam President, are you all right?
I apologize profusely for this indiscretion!
I am prepared to accept any punishment you wish!
It's all right. Please lift up your head.
I couldn't! Please punish me in any way you see fit!
I was also unwise to give you this assignment.
Huh? Dirty Four-eyes smashed the figurine?
Yes. And we were one inch away, too.
Hmm... But how did it end up that way?
I am the one to blame!
Madam President, please punish my thick-headed self!
Here, use this crop, and spank me, please! I beg you!
Hana, this herb tea is very good.
Huh? Thank you very much.
What does it have in it?
Well, um... it's lemongrass and hibiscus, I think.
I think I'll have another cup.
Okay.
Um, what will we do for our next operation?
Next, I will personally assume command.
I am so sorry for the commotion this has created!
The vice president was correct.
Out of want for a Guan Yu figurine, yours truly abetted the breakout. In fact,
it is no exaggeration to say that I was ringleader of the operation!
I am so sorry for holding my tongue up until now!
Yeah, I knew it. I thought it was all a little too strange.
Hey, what are we gonna do about this double-crosser?!
I'm not gonna do much of anything.
The Underground Student Council hasn't found out that Gakuto assisted with the breakout.
That's not the issue here! Gakuto betrayed all of us, too!
If it weren't for Kiyoshi helping me during this recent ant incident,
I would have made a lot more trouble for everyone.
I'm in no position to blame Gakuto.
Joe-dono...
Tch! Andre, what about you? He's gotta pay, right?
I forgive Gakuto-kun, too.
Are you guys for real?! How come?!
Well, Gakuto-kun even went so far as to destroy his precious figurine
so as not to create any more trouble for us.
I think he's suffered enough.
Thank you...
Would all of you guys stop being so mellow about this?!
Gakuto is just as guilty as Kiyoshi is, you know!
While we were out doing hard labor,
he was in the john staring at his figurine, and gloating to himself!
The john? That figurine was in the john?
Yeah, it was. How did you know that, Shingo?
The Underground Student Council members said so!
Anyhow, I say Gakuto has to pay, got it?
Did they say that?
Shingo-kun and the vice president have been together a lot lately,
so maybe he heard it from her then.
All alone with the vice president...
I'm so jealous.
To not even be allowed to receive punishment like this...
Could the president have perceived my naivety in thinking
that by accepting punishment, I would be forgiven?
Could this be a punishment given by not administering a punishment?
Madam President!
Oh, it's you, Hana.
Let's see, the president said this is for you.
The president said so?
Is that...?
Which one of you left this shovel sticking into the ground?!
Ah, I'm sorry, Madam Vice President! Me! It was me!
Andre-dono is definitely running to receive his punishment, isn't he?
Yeah, no doubt about it--
Madam Vice President...?
Why is she dressed properly?
We cannot see her breasts or her panties.
Is this shovel your doing?
Ah, yes, ma'am! It was me!
I will apologize by licking your boots!
What's this?! Is he going for a whip-cracking over a boot-licking?
He will likely get a smart blow for that.
Hurry up and put it away.
Aw, man...
Your glasses are on crooked!
Gah!
Why doesn't she use her crop on me?
No, wait! Don't give up yet!
Mom! Er, I mean, Madam Vice President! I put the shovel away!
That was the "accidental 'Mom'" phenomenon!
He's pulling that move, where you call a school teacher your mom by mistake, on the vice president?!
This will earn him a stinging blow!
Did you?
I don't get one?!
"My Slave Diary" "Andou Reiji"
My Slave Diary. Even my all-out "accidental 'Mom'" completely fell through. Boo-hoo-hoo.
"My Slave Diary"
The president told me to wear this one-size-too-small uniform...
"Corrections Office"
but for me, this is as good as a strait jacket.
However, as the punishment given by the president for my foolishness,
I must live with it.
Which one of you left this hoe sticking out of the ground?!
It was Andre-kun!
I stuck it there for you. Go get your whipping.
Yes! It was me! First the shovel, and now the hoe!
I'm so hopeless! I deserve to be whipped!
Put it away at once.
My Slave Diary. I didn't get a whipping today, either.
I didn't get to capitalize on the chance Joe-kun set up for me, and I feel bad.
What's the matter, Meiko-chan? Do you feel ill?
Chiyo-san...
I'll leave a glass of water here for you.
Isn't that uniform a little small on you?
No! This one will do just fine!
I feel much better now.
Really? You should lie down a little longer.
"DTO Report"
"DTO"?
I think I'll drink some water.
What is this?
Danshi Taigaku? [Boys Expulsion]
Oh, Chiyo...
What's the matter? What brings you here?
Meiko-chan looked like she wasn't feeling well, so... um...
I'll be going now.
My Slave Diary. It's hopeless. Please whip me. I can't take any more.
Please curse me. I can't bear it any longer. Pour your derision on me.
Why won't she do anything to me? I don't know.
Everyone else gets their punishment.
I see.
Thank you very much, Madam Vice President.
Did you find it instructive?
Yes. Mentally, he is feeling quite embattled.
It appears that the time is at hand.
Tomorrow, we implement the final phase of DTO, the Danshi Taigaku Operation.
Sister...
Falling in love with someone is
a trap programmed into our genes
Our desires have already gotten underway
Lots of things happen day to day
Lots of things happen in innocence
They wrench our hearts as we grapple with them
Don't you touch, let me touch your heart
Pry it open and punish me even more
With all our minds, we submissively fall in love
Love & Peace, Fight!
We want to have you
We want to know everything
Grant us permission for our dreams
We don't need any love
On second thought, give us some
You can't put handcuffs on adolescence
Next time on Prison School:
"The Diary of Andre"