"The Diary of Andre"
Are we sure he is well?
I tried talking to him, but he doesn't respond at all.
Can this truly happen to a person,
just for going a week without any punishment?
Punishment...
Punishment... Punishment...
Be back by suppertime at 6:30.
If you don't come back, it will be considered a breakout.
Are you sure?
I haven't exactly done that much lately.
What's wrong with you? Don't you want to go out?
No! I will be glad to go out!
Punishment...
Poor Andre.
Why is Andre the only one the vice president isn't punishing?
I have to say, there have been too many strange happenings lately.
Shingo...
What?! Don't suddenly shout at me like that!
Oh... Sorry.
Listen, you've been in a lot with the vice president lately.
Is everything okay?
Huh? What are you talking about?
I mean, as long as she's not doing anything to you, okay, but...
Lately, the Underground Student Council has been acting strangely.
So I was thinking, if they were doing something to you, let me know.
I'd like to help.
Shingo! Come to the Corrections Office!
Yes, ma'am.
I can be back by 6:30 with time to spare.
Here.
What are you staring off into space about?
Oh, nothing.
Hold mine, too.
Excuse me, coming through.
Holy crap!
I can't wait to see these "Grapes of Wrath."
Yeah, I know. I wonder how the grapes are gonna attack people.
Hey, you're freaking out, aren't you?
I'm not freaking out! If anyone, Anzu, you are--
Shh! It's starting.
Today, starting now, I want you to service the barricade's entrance!
Oh, carrying on your club's activities out here, are you?
Ah, mm-hmm. The weather's nice today, so we're playing outside.
Nice and refined, isn't it? Well then...
Right!
"Boys expelled today"
Is this really that badly put-together?
Is Andre-dono not going to shower again today?
Nope. I tried talking to him,
but he's sitting in the corner of his room again.
I was so nervous the vice president would find out.
Thanks for your help, Mayumi.
Do you think your message got through?
It's all right. Just for a second, when we made eye contact,
I sensed a response from him.
"Takida Iyon Gaushi Ku."
"Takida Iyon Gaushi Ku..."
What on earth does it mean?
Punishment... Whipping... Spitting...
Punishment...
Andre...
Punishment time...
Andre...
Punishment time...
Andre...
Da-da-da-da, dare to escape
Ge-ge-ge-ge, let's get away
Zun-zun-zun-zun, prison, prison
Reach out and grab your freedom
A-na-na-na, dig a tunnel
Jai-jai-jai-jai jailbreak
Zun-zun-zun-zun, prison, prison
Get out from under their rule
(Judge) What can you do
(Innocent) once you get free?
(Judge) I can be in love
(Guilty) with the one I adore
(Prison) But once you're in love
(Breakout) you bind and are bound
You wind up a warden
Ah, it's a prison
Pri-Prison, a prison of love
I want to escape, except
Pri-Prison, a prison of love
there is no escape
Pri-Prison, a prison of love
No matter how far you run
the world is a boundless love--
the heart is an endless love--
--prison
Hey, isn't this movie dull?
"No, they're not a penny."
Well, uh, yeah, it is.
"It's five cents for one."
Let's get out of here, already.
Hey, you've still got time, right?
Yeah.
A little more than an hour.
Where should we go?
Let's find a store. My treat.
Hey, that's okay. Don't overdo it.
There's a park over there. Let's head on over.
Andre... Punishment time...
Madam Vice President...!
Please punish me, Madam Vice President!
Aw, man...
"My Slave Diary" "Andou Reiji"
What is my diary doing here?
"I was in the corner of the room, feeling sorry for myself as usual,
when I heard a voice from out of nowhere saying 'Punishment time.'
After I followed the voice,
all I found was a stand-up cutout of the vice president, and I was disappointed."
That's what just barely happened...!
"The door inside the Corrections Office was open, and beyond the door
"Who are you calling mom? Who are you calling mom?"
was the vice president!
I was finally able to get plenty of punishment."
If I go... through that door...
Kiyoshi-dono...
Is something troubling you?
Listen, does "Takida Iyon Gaushi Ku" mean anything?
Huh? What is that? A spell to raise the dead?
No, it was written like this.
What an ominous missive!
Huh?
You read it top-to-bottom!
"Boys expelled today"...!
What does that mean, "expelled"?
Why would that idea sprout up all of a sudden?
It may have to do with the strange occurrences happening around us lately.
If they were all set up in order to drive us out of school...
Set up by who?
It could only be the Underground Student Council!
Andre!
Ah! It's the real vice president!
Andre!
Kiyoshi-dono!
Over hither!
Who are you calling your mother?!
Huh?!
Andre, you're going to need
some severe punishing.
Mom-- I mean, Madam Vice President!
You "accidentally" called me "Mom" again?!
Please! Punish me!
What's the matter? I can't reach you.
I can't punish you this way, can I?
Well, what's the matter?
--Andre! --Stop!
Don't do it!
Why you... fat pig!
Thank you very much!
Prison break!
No way! I didn't break out!
Hold still!
Andre...
Kiyoshi-dono, look at this.
These look like they were cut partway through by snippers or something.
We've been had!
The Underground Student Council set us up!
That went well, didn't it?
Yes. Imagine, a use such as this for an overstuffed uniform!
Winding up Andre, already mentally pushed to the brink, to a fever pitch,
and have him break through the barricade. Just as you planned.
Way to endure squeezing into that tight uniform.
No, not at all. Now...
...we just wait for the snitch to return.
So "The Grapes of Wrath" wasn't a horror movie, huh?
To be honest, I fell asleep less than 30 minutes into it.
That's too soon! I was straining to stay awake, myself!
I'm super-sorry.
Man...
Pinchy-pinchy!
I'm so happy! I'm beyond happy!
And, the way things are headed, I might score even more happiness...
...meaning...
...I might land a kiss, here...
Yikes!
Huh?
What, are you angry? You just gave me an awfully creepy look.
I ain't mad! In fact, I'm super-happy.
Huh? You're happy?
Er, no...
Why would you make a face like that when you're happy?
You pinch cheeks, and that's the face it makes.
Really?
Then, you pinch my cheeks, and let's see.
Huh?
Well? Do I look creepy?
What? Say something!
Ah, I can't watch anymore!
What are you throwing sand at him for?!
It could get into his eyes, you know!
That's okay! I mean, it's his own fault!
He ditched us and went off to play with a girl!
He's allowed to do something like that, isn't he?
No he's not! We made a rule that says no playing with girls!
You double-crosser!
I said stop that!
Ah... I'm sorry I yelled at you.
But it's not very manly to pick on someone like that.
If he's your friend, then forgive him.
What was that for?!
Don't bully the others!
Let's go, guys!
--Yeah! --Mm-hmm!
Children are so capricious, huh?
Still, it ended up working out, didn't it?
It looks like they made up, and everything.
Shingo, way to be watching out. That was pretty cool.
If he's your friend...
...then forgive him, huh?
And after I didn't forgive him one bit.
Huh? What is it? What's wrong?
The truth is,
I've been allowed to go outside in return
for spilling information on the others to the vice president!
They're all doing prison labor, while I've been going to the game center,
and fooling around with you. I suck.
This is a full-blown breakout.
You guys lured him out, didn't you?!
You all saw him, didn't you?
Andre came out all on his own.
Guys, I'm sorry...
This is the second breakout, following Kiyoshi's.
According to the Underground Student Council rules,
your sentences are to be extended for three more months.
Sorry to bore you will all of this.
It's still early, but I'm heading back to the school.
I want to apologize to everyone,
and I don't want to embarrass myself any further.
I'm sorry... Shingo...
I've... done something I have to apologize to you for, Shingo.
Huh?
Come to think of it, where's Shingo?
I told him to be back by 6:30, but he's taking his time coming back.
I told him that if he's one minute-- one second late,
it counts as a breakout.
You mean, you set a trap for Shingo, too?!
Where on earth could he be traipsing around?
"Underground Student Council Captain of the Guard" "Yokoyama Anzu"
Are you content with your current position?
Y-Yes, ma'am. I am greatly honored to be able
to support the Underground Student Council as captain of the guard.
Anzu-san, are you interested in an executive post next term?
Oh, but I couldn't...
Anzu-san...
I have a certain task I'd like you to do. If you are successful...
...I will recommend you.
And so, I was told to get friendly with you outside of school.
Are you... serious?
It was all for today.
If I kept you here, Shingo,
and made sure you didn't get back to the school in time,
the boys would commit a third breakout,
and all of you will be expelled!
Expelled?!
The Underground Student Council set you up. There's no time! Get back, quickly!
I'm not sure I get all of it, but all right!
There's plenty of time if I run back--
You're wrong! That's 30 minutes slow!
I set it back at the movie theater!
Huh? Then, right now, it's...
6:25.
Only five minutes. There is not enough time!
Oh, no!
We're done for.
I'm sure he'll be here.
I'm sure Shingo will be back in time.
Based on what?!
All we can do is hope, right?!
Hope... and wait for Shingo.
Four more minutes, now, until you are all expelled.
What a shame, huh?
During the summer, there's seaside school,
where we have campfires and barbecue,
and hold a wet T-shirt contest,
and other wall-to-wall fun events.
--Wet... --...T-shirt...
--...contes-- --...t?!
No, Shingo-kun is sure to make it back.
All we can do is believe.
I believe!
Guys, reach out to him, with our hopes!
--Shingo! Come back! --Shingo! Get back here!
--Come home! --Shingo!
"Shirukuma Cleaning"
Shingo!
Stop shouting! Be quiet!
Shingo-dono! Come home!
Why, you...!
Madam Vice President, let them have their way.
As long as Anzu keeps him there,
the snitch will not be coming back.
Hey, are you okay?!
I-I'm all right. I just fell down; you didn't hit me.
Never mind me, what time is it?!
Scream! Scream! Scream away!
One more minute, and we will get our peaceful school life back.
Thanks, Pops!
It's Shingo!
Shingo-kun!
He finally got here, huh?
That's the old gent from the cleaners!
How...?
--Shingo, hurry! --Shingo-kun!
There is no time!
What's the time?!
30 more seconds!
It's okay! He's gonna make it!
--He did it! --Shingo-kun!
Guys!
Ten seconds left.
What are you waiting for?!
--Hurry and open it! --Five...
--I know! But something's-- --Four...
--It won't open! --Three...
--Shingo, no! --Two...
--The door is-- --One...
Zero.
Time over.
Screw that! It's not fair if it's locked!
What are you talking about? The door opens like this, right?
No way... When did it...?
It was badly put-together, you see.
They fixed it for us.
Damn, so that's what that was about!
That makes it your third breakout.
As such, you will all be expelled.
Did you hear? The boys broke out twice yesterday alone.
That means they're expelled, right?
It will be a relief not having those nasty boys around.
Shingo...
I'm sorry.
You were seeing a girl outside of the school?
After you ragged on Kiyoshi over seeing a girl, too, Shingo.
Not to mention that the girl was a kunoichi put up to it by the Underground Student Council.
I really am sorry. Guys, you can beat me until you're satisfied. Please!
Stand up, Shingo.
When my breakout was discovered, you hit me, remember?
Kiyoshi-dono!
Yeah. Hit me as hard as you like.
Okay, don't mind if I do.
Now we're even.
Kiyoshi...
We're all equally guilty. No one here could hit you for real.
Verily. Shingo-dono, you were just set up by the Underground Student Council,
and had your manly feelings toyed around with.
If anything, we feel sorry for you.
Shingo-kun, you apologized. That's good enough for me.
Well, Kiyoshi does have a point.
I...
I did all those terrible things... Things that betrayed you...
Thank you, guys...
You know, Shingo-dono, when you were rushing back full-tilt,
yours truly was quite moved.
It's because Anzu told me that I got back by the time I did.
Ho... "Anzu"?
You are already on terms close enough not to warrant name suffixes?
Yeah, well... we hold hands, and pinch each other's cheeks, and stuff.
You did all that?
But it was all part of her trap, so you couldn't help it, right?
Well, I guess so.
The downblouse and nip-slip might also have been part of the trap, too.
But in the end, she told me the truth about everything.
So I feel like I really shared something with Anzu.
You said you wouldn't hit me for real...
Your crime in seeing nipples is too serious.
Indeed it is. Though you did see nipples as part of the Underground Student Council's setup,
I am contrarily much too envious.
If you saw nipples, then just apologizing is not good enough.
You saw nipples, after all.
Now we really are even.
"School Council Chairman's Office"
Gentlemen, I'm pleased to meet...
...you!
Pleased to meet you.
I did not expect that we should have to meet like this.
You know the reason why you were called in here today...
...right?
Sister set them up!
Chiyo, I will listen to what you have to say after--
I saw it in the Underground Student Council room!
A document with "DTO: Danshi Taigaku Operation" written on it!
Mari, is what she's saying...
...true?!
She must be mistaken.
I have never seen nor heard of such a thing.
Without any proof, no explanation is warranted.
If that's all you have to say, run along, Chiyo.
I'm sorry I couldn't be any help, Kiyoshi-kun.
Chiyo-chan...
In accordance with Underground Student Council regulations, you are to be expelled.
Isn't that right, Chairman?
According to the regulations...
...yes!
This matter will be discussed at next week's committee meeting,
which will end with the chairman affixing his seal to the expulsion papers, finalizing it.
When are you planning to affix your seal?
Chairman! Rules are rules! When will you affix your seal?!
The end of the week after next, at the latest.
Wow, DTO really worked, huh?
Masterfully carried out, ma'am.
Now, a toast. To the boys leaving the school.
Cheers!
All right, in celebration of the great success of DTO,
if I may be so bold, a little performance...
Watch as I do 50 pull-ups using only my fingers.
One... two...
Come to think of it, how did Shingo make it back by curfew, anyway?
I will call Anzu in and ask her about that matter.
...forty-seven...
...forty-eight...
Only two more to go.
Hang in there, Madam Vice President!
You're almost there!
...forty-nine...
...fifty--
Please excuse me.
The end of the week after next, we shall be expelled from school.
Wet T-shirt contest, huh?
Huh? Wet T-shirt contest?
You mean when girls in T-shirts get splashed with water?
Yeah. Apparently, they do that during seaside school.
For a moment, on my way back to the school,
the image of a wet T-shirt contest flashed through my mind.
I thought to myself, "What was that?" so I turned around,
and this van was coming...
If it hadn't been for that, I'd probably have been run over.
What?! To think that our hopes really did reach you...!
It is a miracle!
You mean it? That's awesome.
Miracles do happen, huh?
So you became taken with Shingo, and told him the truth?
You're the captain of the guard; what were you thinking?
I'm terribly sorry.
Well, no matter.
Huh?
DTO still ended up being successful.
I shall not press you any further.
No, but I--
I said it was all right. Go on.
Yes, ma'am.
You don't have to shut the door.
Um, Madam Vice President, please excuse me.
It's okay. Go.
Are you sure, Madam President?
She knows about DTO. She should probably be kept under observation
until the boys are expelled.
Indeed. Leave it to you, Madam President, to consider that.
Madam Vice President, are you sure you don't need a hand?
I'm fine. I can get out of this by myself.
Hang in there, Madam Vice President.
You're almost there, Madam Vice President.
My fingertips have no strength left.
I'll just have to...
Miracles don't happen by waiting around.
We have to make them happen ourselves.
Just like we kept Shingo from that accident.
Truly, Shingo-dono's tale is a miraculous one.
Are we just going to give up on that wet T-shirt contest?!
There's no way we can give up!
But, what are we supposed to do?
Chiyo-chan said there was a project plan for DTO, didn't she?
If we can just locate that...
But that's already been disposed of, hasn't it?
Yeah, well...
I...
...saw "DTO" someplace before...
Falling in love with someone is
a trap programmed into our genes
Our desires have already gotten underway
Lots of things happen day to day
Lots of things happen in innocence
They wrench our hearts as we grapple with them
Don't you touch, let me touch your heart
Pry it open and punish me even more
With all our minds, we submissively fall in love
Love & Peace, Fight!
We want to have you
We want to know everything
Grant us permission for our dreams
We don't need any love
On second thought, give us some
You can't put handcuffs on adolescence
Next time on Prison School:
"Full of Bodily Fluids"