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⟨25年目の｢仰天｣も
パワー全開！⟩

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⟨今日…⟩

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(衝撃音)

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{\an8}⟨羽田で起きた…⟩

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⟨その時…⟩

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⟨そして！⟩

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{\an8}⟨今夜も…⟩

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{\an8}え～!?

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{\an8}⟨番組に多数寄せられた…⟩

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{\an8}⟨まずは…⟩

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{\an8}⟨そんな事件が起きたのは…⟩

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(目覚まし時計のアラーム)

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{\an8}⟨この後…⟩

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{\an8}⟨娘のマミさん⟩

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⟨寝起きの悪いマミさんを
演じるのはこの人⟩

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あら！

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{\an8}⟨ようやく目が覚めたマミさんは
異変に気付いた⟩

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{\an8}⟨それは…⟩

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{\an8}⟨実はマミさん…⟩

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⟨でいつものように
ティッシュを詰め⟩

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{\an8}⟨これで…⟩

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⟨だがこのティッシュが…⟩

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(津田)何？何？何？

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{\an8}⟨鼻血が出たマミさん…⟩

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{\an8}⟨…で目を覚ましていた⟩

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⟨この後…⟩

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⟨果たして何をした？⟩

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{\an8}⟨中山さんお答えください⟩

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{\an8}えっ…｡

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{\an8}鼻に挿さったやつ
そのまま入れた｡

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{\an8}違う…落ちた？

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{\an8}⟨運んだ時だった⟩

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{\an8}⟨なんと…⟩

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⟨すると！⟩

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(鶴瓶)ハハハハ！

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>>あ～～！痛～い！

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あ～～！

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{\an8}⟨あっつ熱の…⟩

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あっつぅ！痛ったああああ！

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{\an8}⟨この状況を
目の当たりにした…⟩

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{\an8}ドジだな！

42
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(鶴瓶)松井さん
あんなんするとは思えへんかった｡

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{\an8}叫ぶの得意なんや｡

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{\an8}⟨その後…⟩

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{\an8}⟨学校に通ったというマミさん⟩

46
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⟨想像を絶する激痛に
襲われたという投稿が⟩

47
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{\an8}⟨それは…⟩

48
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⟨実際に処置を行った医師は…⟩

49
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{\an8}>>その時は…｡

50
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{\an8}⟨ある日
夫が慌てて帰宅すると…⟩

51
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{\an8}(夫)どうした？

52
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{\an8}⟨妻が料理中突如…⟩

53
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痛いよ！

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{\an8}⟨実は…⟩

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{\an8}⟨てか結構…⟩

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⟨で…⟩

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{\an8}⟨さぁ瀬戸朝香さん…⟩

58
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{\an8}(吉村)なるほど！

59
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{\an8}⟨あまりの痛がり方に
救急車を呼び→

60
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近くに住む母親も駆け付け…⟩

61
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⟨病院に
着く頃には…⟩

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{\an8}⟨この痛がり方！医師は…⟩

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⟨が…⟩

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⟨すぐに…⟩

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⟨それは…⟩

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{\an8}え～！

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{\an8}⟨詰まっていたのは…⟩

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{\an8}⟨あの時急いで…⟩

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(のみ込む音)

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{\an8}⟨なんと…⟩

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{\an8}⟨で…⟩

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⟨水を飲んでも…⟩

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⟨さらに！⟩

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⟨きゅうりに圧迫されて…⟩

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{\an8}⟨だが…⟩

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{\an8}⟨なんと…⟩

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⟨そして！⟩

78
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⟨きゅうりが
無事に胃に落ちた⟩

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⟨この後…⟩

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{\an8}(鶴瓶)ああいうタイプやからね｡
>>でも私…｡

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{\an8}(津田)どういうこと？

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{\an8}(丹生)え～！
(鈴木)そうなんですよ｡

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{\an8}(津田)何があかんかったん？

84
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{\an8}私の演技…｡

85
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{\an8}(若槻)誰だよ!?
(鈴木)｢仰天ニュース｣の上の人｡

86
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{\an8}(若槻)そんな人いんの？

87
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{\an8}⟨料理中味見した…⟩

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00:09:07,114 --> 00:09:09,116
{\an8}⟨ご本人は…⟩

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{\an8}痛い！痛い痛い痛い…｡

90
00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:33,640
{\an8}⟨ある女性が…⟩

91
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⟨その女性は…⟩

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⟨この人⟩

93
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{\an8}⟨この後この人が…⟩

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{\an8}(福田)いる!?いる？これ｡
(若槻)いらんって！

95
00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:09,676
{\an8}⟨んで風呂上がりの…⟩

96
00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:18,952
(杉原)鶴瓶さん！瀬戸さんは…｡

97
00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,026
{\an8}(杉原)初登場が｡

98
00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:29,529
{\an8}(笑い)

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{\an8}(津田)うわ～！加藤さん！

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(観客)え～！

101
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(鶴瓶)変わってないやんな｡

102
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{\an8}49なん？
>>はい｡

103
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{\an8}同い年？
>>はい｡

104
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{\an8}51年です｡

105
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:03,063
{\an8}そうですか！
(若槻)運命じゃん！

106
00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:14,574
{\an8}⟨彼女は…⟩

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フフハッハッハッハ！

108
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⟨んで…⟩

109
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,959
ハッハッハッハ！

110
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アハハハ！

111
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,965
{\an8}(福田)誘い笑いしてるよ！

112
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,535
{\an8}⟨炭酸水が
冷えてなかったので…⟩

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{\an8}⟨これが…⟩

114
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{\an8}私入浴シーンあるって
言われて…｡

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{\an8}回ってたんですけど｡

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00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,060
{\an8}(吉村)じゃあいらないよ｡

117
00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:12,566
{\an8}私が言うて｡

118
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,003
{\an8}⟨でこの日→

119
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,506
{\an8}炭酸水が冷えてなかったので…⟩

120
00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:25,512
{\an8}⟨これが…⟩

121
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アハハハッ！アッハハハ！

122
00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:40,527
⟨でこの日も長風呂して…⟩

123
00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:45,031
⟨楽しみの…⟩

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{\an8}おっと！

125
00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:02,549
(鶴瓶)出てけぇへん凍ってんねやん｡

126
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:10,056
{\an8}⟨そしてこの後彼女に…⟩

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00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:14,060
{\an8}⟨出口さん…⟩

128
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,501
{\an8}(津田)それを答えて！
どうなるの？

129
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,511
{\an8}⟨彼女は…⟩

130
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:38,018
⟨そして！⟩

131
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(噴出音)

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00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,525
ハハハハ！

133
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:50,030
⟨なんと…⟩

134
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:57,537
うわっ！うえ～！

135
00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:06,046
(２人)ハハハハ！

136
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,991
(一ノ瀬)刺さった？

137
00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,993
痛い痛い痛い！

138
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,498
{\an8}⟨喉の周りは…⟩

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00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,003
{\an8}⟨本当に…⟩

140
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:42,015
⟨さらに飲み口の…⟩

141
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:45,952
(噴出音)

142
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⟨１回目は弱かったが
もう一度やると…⟩

143
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,458
(噴出音)

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00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:53,526
うわ～！

145
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:57,030
(津田)これはあかんわ｡

146
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:10,543
{\an8}⟨凍らせないようにと…⟩

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00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,439
{\an8}⟨かなり痛い事件は→

148
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:42,942
{\an8}こちらの家族の
ある人物に起きた⟩

149
00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:45,512
⟨今からかなり前⟩

150
00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:04,030
⟨そんな兄が
やらかしてしまった⟩

151
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:12,038
{\an8}⟨その拍子に洗面器が…⟩

152
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,542
{\an8}⟨でこの後…⟩

153
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,479
ハハハ！ハハハハ！

154
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,984
{\an8}(鶴瓶)南さん
そういう天然的なことは？

155
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,491
{\an8}>>お昼食べようと思って…｡

156
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,995
{\an8}(南)で私って…｡

157
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,501
{\an8}(南)若い男性が…｡
(鶴瓶)分かったんや｡

158
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:45,505
{\an8}>>声かけてくださって
すごいうれしくて｡

159
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,442
{\an8}こうやって
手を差し出したんですけど→

160
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,011
{\an8}男性も困惑してて…｡

161
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,515
{\an8}(鈴木)何で？

162
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:02,522
{\an8}忘れちゃってて｡
(津田)名前書いてあるからか｡

163
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,960
{\an8}分かってなかったんだと思います｡

164
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,529
{\an8}(鶴瓶)出口さんは？
>>私は…｡

165
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:17,036
{\an8}履いて仕事に｡

166
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,041
{\an8}(杉原)その時のお写真お借りしました｡

167
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:28,548
(鶴瓶)おしゃれでも何でもないやん！
間違うとんねん！

168
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,487
(鶴瓶)それまで気付かなかったん!?
>>気付かなかったです｡

169
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,556
(中山)かわいいでも｡

170
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,498
⟨翌日⟩

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⟨母は
兄が割った洗面器に気付き…⟩

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00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,571
{\an8}(母)何で割れてんだろう？

173
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,074
{\an8}⟨だが…⟩

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00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,579
{\an8}⟨でこれにより…⟩

175
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,525
⟨この人⟩

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00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:17,464
{\an8}僕か…結構前のメガネだな｡

177
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,532
⟨でこの人もこの後…⟩

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00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,536
{\an8}(若槻)出たの？

179
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:31,044
{\an8}(津田)あ～惜しい！惜しい！
惜しいよ！

180
00:18:33,046 --> 00:18:35,048
⟨この後…⟩

181
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,985
⟨一ノ瀬さん何でしょう？⟩

182
00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:41,988
{\an8}全然分かんない｡
(吉村)割れてる部分？

183
00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:44,557
{\an8}あっじゃあ座る部分｡

184
00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:48,495
{\an8}(鈴木)ありそうありそう｡

185
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,563
{\an8}⟨そして…⟩

186
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,571
うおっ！

187
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:04,010
{\an8}⟨洗面器だけでなく…⟩

188
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:09,516
{\an8}(吉村)うわ～！

189
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:14,454
⟨そして春雄さんに
とんでもなく痛い瞬間が訪れる⟩

190
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:17,524
(福田)これヤバいんちゃうん？
ヤバいんちゃうん？

191
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:28,535
⟨そう！座った瞬間に…⟩

192
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:33,039
{\an8}⟨大事な部分が…⟩

193
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:38,044
{\an8}一生！

194
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:42,982
⟨指で押しても
なかなか外れない！⟩

195
00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:46,553
⟨で何を思ったか
立ち上がってみた⟩

196
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:54,494
ハハハ！ハハハハ！
(鶴瓶)アハハハ！

197
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:57,564
{\an8}⟨が家族には…⟩

198
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:05,004
{\an8}(中山)どこなんだ？

199
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:16,516
{\an8}それはもうそうですよ｡

200
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,956
{\an8}(津田)
お前これもうそれやんけ｡

201
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:25,525
{\an8}(小宮)津田さん何ですか？

202
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:31,464
{\an8}(吉村)
本番前に集中力高めてる｡

203
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,533
{\an8}これあれでしょ？

204
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:38,471
{\an8}(福田)何をハッキリ言うてるん？
>>男優でしょ？

205
00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:40,540
{\an8}⟨実際…⟩

206
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:51,484
{\an8}(津田)あ～ヤバい！

207
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,553
{\an8}⟨で…⟩

208
00:20:57,557 --> 00:21:00,059
{\an8}⟨椅子の割れ目を広げた！⟩

209
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:21,514
{\an8}⟨春雄さんの大事な部分は…⟩

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00:21:24,017 --> 00:21:27,020
{\an8}⟨お風呂の椅子座る面が…⟩

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00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:42,035
{\an8}⟨楢崎ひろみさんは
マイカーで…⟩

212
00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:47,473
{\an8}⟨この日は休日で…⟩

213
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:50,043
{\an8}⟨続々と車が⟩

214
00:21:52,045 --> 00:21:55,048
{\an8}⟨誰かに空いている場所を
取られても嫌だし…⟩

215
00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:59,552
{\an8}⟨しかし…⟩

216
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:11,998
{\an8}(ひろみ)あった｡

217
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:23,509
{\an8}⟨南さん
それは一体何でしょう？⟩

218
00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:30,450
{\an8}(吉村)カードのみ込む!?

219
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:33,019
{\an8}(津田)そんで胃カメラで取んの？

220
00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:42,528
{\an8}(鶴瓶)皆おっちょこちょいやろ大体が
吉村は？

221
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:48,034
{\an8}>>そしたらキレイな若い方が…｡

222
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:53,039
{\an8}(吉村)その方が俺を見つけて…｡

223
00:22:57,543 --> 00:23:00,546
{\an8}あっいいですよ！って
僕手出したら向こうが…｡

224
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:05,485
{\an8}(若槻)え～！
(福田)かわいい｡

225
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,553
{\an8}で仕方ないから…｡

226
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,057
{\an8}その犬が俺の手を…｡

227
00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:21,567
{\an8}私…｡

228
00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:31,077
{\an8}うわ～！と思って
そ～っとしまおうと思ったら…｡

229
00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:39,952
{\an8}(中川)そうなんですよ｡
(鶴瓶)何やねん！それ｡

230
00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:43,523
{\an8}>>で私の母の電話に
直接出てくださったのが…｡

231
00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:51,531
{\an8}(小宮)何で？｢貸してみて｣って｡

232
00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:57,537
{\an8}ほらほら貸してごらん！って
言った時に…｡

233
00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:04,977
{\an8}(鶴瓶)｢ほらほら貸してごらん｣とか｡
(中川)すいません！

234
00:24:05,044 --> 00:24:07,046
{\an8}何かちょっと違ったかも｡

235
00:24:12,552 --> 00:24:14,554
{\an8}⟨この後彼女に…⟩

236
00:24:18,057 --> 00:24:20,059
うん？

237
00:24:24,063 --> 00:24:26,566
{\an8}⟨なんと…⟩

238
00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:33,005
{\an8}⟨やむを得ず→

239
00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:35,942
{\an8}少しずつなめて
剥がそうと考えたが→

240
00:24:36,008 --> 00:24:37,944
{\an8}ある思いがよぎった⟩

241
00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:40,513
{\an8}⟨それはこんなこと⟩

242
00:24:46,519 --> 00:24:48,521
{\an8}⟨そうなったら…⟩

243
00:24:53,025 --> 00:24:55,528
⟨となれば…⟩

244
00:24:57,029 --> 00:24:59,532
⟨意を決して！⟩

245
00:25:05,538 --> 00:25:07,974
⟨見ると→

246
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:12,044
上唇が
じんわり血に染まっていた⟩

247
00:25:17,550 --> 00:25:19,485
{\an8}そんなくっつく？

248
00:25:19,552 --> 00:25:21,554
{\an8}駐車券と…｡

249
00:25:32,064 --> 00:25:35,568
⟨ついつい
やっちゃう人も多いはず⟩

250
00:25:43,576 --> 00:25:47,013
⟨京都に
家庭菜園大好きの夫がいた⟩

251
00:25:47,079 --> 00:25:50,082
⟨彼が後に大変なことになる⟩

252
00:25:53,085 --> 00:25:55,021
{\an8}⟨演じるのはこの人⟩

253
00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:57,590
{\an8}(津田)お前何回やんねん！

254
00:25:59,091 --> 00:26:01,527
{\an8}⟨キッチンに置いてある…⟩

255
00:26:01,594 --> 00:26:04,030
{\an8}⟨夫はふとこう思った⟩

256
00:26:04,096 --> 00:26:06,098
{\an8}⟨それは…⟩

257
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,602
{\an8}⟨以前…⟩

258
00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:19,612
{\an8}⟨夫も成功していた⟩

259
00:26:21,614 --> 00:26:24,550
⟨んでまた
タネまきをしようと思い→

260
00:26:24,617 --> 00:26:27,119
唐辛子から
タネを取り出した⟩

261
00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:35,995
⟨とってもしたくなった⟩

262
00:26:36,062 --> 00:26:39,065
⟨まさかこの後夫に…⟩

263
00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:46,005
{\an8}うわ～！

264
00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:49,508
⟨この時夫の手はもちろん→

265
00:26:49,575 --> 00:26:52,011
唐辛子まみれ！⟩

266
00:26:52,078 --> 00:26:55,514
⟨んでガッツリつかんだ！⟩

267
00:26:55,581 --> 00:26:57,583
⟨すると！⟩

268
00:27:01,087 --> 00:27:03,089
あれ？

269
00:27:04,590 --> 00:27:07,026
{\an8}(小宮)リアル！うまいうまい｡

270
00:27:07,093 --> 00:27:10,096
⟨そして一気に
痛みはエスカレート！⟩

271
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:18,537
⟨そう！夫は
唐辛子の最もヤバい場所を→

272
00:27:18,604 --> 00:27:21,107
触ってしまっていた⟩

273
00:27:28,614 --> 00:27:31,550
⟨んで実はそのカプサイシン→

274
00:27:31,617 --> 00:27:34,553
夫がタネを取り出す時に
触っていた→

275
00:27:34,620 --> 00:27:37,056
{\an8}このワタの部分で作られている⟩

276
00:27:39,058 --> 00:27:41,060
{\an8}⟨なので…⟩

277
00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:46,565
⟨ガッツリ触っちゃった！⟩

278
00:27:50,069 --> 00:27:52,071
{\an8}⟨あまりの痛さに…⟩

279
00:27:54,073 --> 00:27:56,075
{\an8}⟨これで…⟩

280
00:27:59,578 --> 00:28:01,580
⟨がしかし！⟩

281
00:28:03,582 --> 00:28:06,018
{\an8}⟨もっともっと痛くなった⟩

282
00:28:06,085 --> 00:28:08,020
{\an8}痛い！

283
00:28:08,087 --> 00:28:11,090
{\an8}⟨実は唐辛子の辛み成分…⟩

284
00:28:13,092 --> 00:28:15,594
{\an8}⟨水には溶けず…⟩

285
00:28:18,597 --> 00:28:20,599
{\an8}⟨そのため…⟩

286
00:28:24,603 --> 00:28:27,540
{\an8}⟨これは大変だ！と思い…⟩

287
00:28:27,606 --> 00:28:29,608
{\an8}⟨すると！⟩

288
00:28:34,613 --> 00:28:37,049
{\an8}⟨で手に取ったのは…⟩

289
00:28:38,551 --> 00:28:41,554
⟨焼けるような痛みの部分を
油で…⟩

290
00:28:43,556 --> 00:28:46,559
{\an8}⟨何度も何度も
繰り返しコスった⟩

291
00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:51,063
⟨すると…⟩

292
00:28:59,572 --> 00:29:02,508
{\an8}⟨｢はぁ～よかった｣⟩

293
00:29:02,575 --> 00:29:04,577
⟨がこの後夫に…⟩

294
00:29:06,579 --> 00:29:10,082
⟨それは何？
吉村さんお答えください⟩

295
00:29:11,584 --> 00:29:14,086
{\an8}この後？
(小宮)さらに｡

296
00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:19,091
{\an8}油に火が付いて｡
(津田)引火して？

297
00:29:21,594 --> 00:29:24,029
{\an8}⟨｢はぁ～よかった｣⟩

298
00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:26,098
{\an8}⟨がそこに…⟩

299
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:30,102
{\an8}⟨なんとこのタイミングで…⟩

300
00:29:31,604 --> 00:29:33,606
(若槻)ヤバい！

301
00:29:36,041 --> 00:29:38,978
{\an8}⟨当然説明がつかなかった⟩

302
00:29:39,044 --> 00:29:41,046
⟨本人は…⟩

303
00:29:45,050 --> 00:29:47,553
{\an8}いやあるんですよちょこちょこ｡

304
00:29:49,555 --> 00:29:52,491
{\an8}(瀬戸)おなかいっぱい
食べ終わってお会計もして→

305
00:29:52,558 --> 00:29:54,560
{\an8}じゃあ行こっか！って…｡

306
00:29:56,562 --> 00:29:59,064
{\an8}チラッと気付いたら…｡

307
00:30:01,567 --> 00:30:04,069
{\an8}(瀬戸)
外に行ってしまったんですよ｡

308
00:30:12,578 --> 00:30:14,513
{\an8}(丹生)かわいい！

309
00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:18,017
{\an8}(鶴瓶)誰か言うたりぃな！
一緒に行った人｡

310
00:30:18,083 --> 00:30:20,085
{\an8}若槻は？

311
00:30:22,087 --> 00:30:25,090
{\an8}>>エレベーターで下りたら
入り口の所に…｡

312
00:30:29,595 --> 00:30:32,598
{\an8}(鶴瓶)えっ!?
(吉村)怖っ！

313
00:30:36,035 --> 00:30:38,037
{\an8}えっ!?と思って｡

314
00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:44,476
{\an8}(若槻)まだ15年前って
ハロウィーンが→

315
00:30:44,543 --> 00:30:47,046
{\an8}全然浸透してないから｡

316
00:30:52,051 --> 00:30:54,553
{\an8}(笑い)

317
00:30:59,058 --> 00:31:02,061
(若槻)つなぐからお願いします｡
何でそんなことせなあかんねん！

318
00:31:04,063 --> 00:31:07,066
⟨大事な所が痛くなった
男性⟩

319
00:31:25,584 --> 00:31:28,087
⟨万が一男性の…⟩

320
00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:44,036
{\an8}⟨濡れた髪に…⟩

321
00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:50,542
⟨演じるのはこの人⟩

322
00:31:52,044 --> 00:31:55,547
初めて
お芝居に挑戦しました｡

323
00:32:05,557 --> 00:32:07,559
{\an8}⟨この後…⟩

324
00:32:21,073 --> 00:32:23,075
⟨彼女は…⟩

325
00:32:24,576 --> 00:32:26,578
{\an8}⟨なぜなら…⟩

326
00:32:29,581 --> 00:32:32,084
{\an8}⟨でシャワーを浴び…⟩

327
00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:37,523
{\an8}⟨なんといつものクシが…⟩

328
00:32:43,529 --> 00:32:45,531
{\an8}⟨目に留まった…⟩

329
00:32:47,032 --> 00:32:49,034
⟨んが！⟩

330
00:32:58,043 --> 00:33:00,045
{\an8}⟨しかも…⟩

331
00:33:04,550 --> 00:33:06,552
⟨で彼女…⟩

332
00:33:21,066 --> 00:33:23,502
{\an8}⟨…と思った彼女⟩

333
00:33:23,569 --> 00:33:25,571
{\an8}⟨なんと…⟩

334
00:33:28,073 --> 00:33:30,075
{\an8}⟨さぁ若槻さん…⟩

335
00:33:33,579 --> 00:33:36,515
{\an8}どんな格好で？
(鶴瓶)どんな格好や？

336
00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:43,522
{\an8}>>浮きます｡

337
00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:00,539
{\an8}⟨らしいが…⟩

338
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:08,046
{\an8}⟨実は…⟩

339
00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:17,055
{\an8}(津田)出た！オリーブオイル？

340
00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:23,061
{\an8}⟨で…⟩

341
00:34:28,067 --> 00:34:30,002
⟨浮かんだ⟩

342
00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:32,070
これ食べて！

343
00:34:43,015 --> 00:34:45,017
{\an8}え～…｡

344
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,522
急にどうしたの？

345
00:34:53,525 --> 00:34:55,527
{\an8}⟨すると…⟩

346
00:35:09,041 --> 00:35:11,043
{\an8}⟨まさか…⟩

347
00:35:16,048 --> 00:35:18,484
{\an8}☏(着信音)

348
00:35:18,550 --> 00:35:21,053
{\an8}(大将)はいはいはい｡
☏(着信音)

349
00:35:28,060 --> 00:35:30,062
{\an8}⟨すると大将…⟩

350
00:35:35,567 --> 00:35:38,070
{\an8}携帯電話で電話するシーン｡

351
00:35:39,571 --> 00:35:41,573
{\an8}チラッて画面見たら…｡

352
00:35:45,077 --> 00:35:47,079
{\an8}(福田)おい！

353
00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:51,083
(小宮)これはヤバい！
どういうことや～！

354
00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:55,087
{\an8}ちょっと見えちゃったんで｡

355
00:35:58,590 --> 00:36:00,592
⟨大ピンチの女性⟩

356
00:36:11,103 --> 00:36:13,105
{\an8}(津田)優しい！

357
00:36:21,146 --> 00:36:24,082
{\an8}(鶴瓶)一ノ瀬さん想定外の出来事って？

358
00:36:25,150 --> 00:36:27,152
{\an8}>>僕が…｡

359
00:36:33,659 --> 00:36:36,094
{\an8}向かってる途中で｡
(鈴木)どうやって？

360
00:36:38,096 --> 00:36:40,098
{\an8}どうなんですかね？

361
00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:44,536
{\an8}今から言うから全部｡

362
00:36:44,603 --> 00:36:47,105
{\an8}大学に受かったんですけど…｡

363
00:36:51,109 --> 00:36:53,045
{\an8}(一同)え～！

364
00:36:53,111 --> 00:36:55,547
{\an8}(一ノ瀬)人生終わったと思って｡

365
00:36:55,614 --> 00:36:58,050
{\an8}まぁでも
いろんな道探してたんですけど→

366
00:36:58,116 --> 00:37:00,118
{\an8}結局…｡

367
00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:03,622
{\an8}(鶴瓶)偉いな！

368
00:37:10,128 --> 00:37:12,064
{\an8}(若槻)すご～い！

369
00:37:12,130 --> 00:37:14,633
{\an8}(鶴瓶)運命やで！
(津田)すごいな！

370
00:37:17,135 --> 00:37:19,071
(杉原)こちらです｡

371
00:37:19,137 --> 00:37:21,139
{\an8}(津田)カッコええわ！

372
00:37:23,141 --> 00:37:26,144
(中山)大学１年生｡
(鈴木)カッコいい！

373
00:37:29,648 --> 00:37:31,650
{\an8}(一ノ瀬)そうです｡

374
00:37:33,652 --> 00:37:36,021
{\an8}(中山)ちょっと撮らせて！って？
(一ノ瀬)はい｡

375
00:37:36,088 --> 00:37:38,090
{\an8}⟨髪に…⟩

376
00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:04,616
⟨おば様…⟩

377
00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:09,621
⟨ついに！⟩

378
00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:14,626
えっ！すご～い！

379
00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:38,583
{\an8}⟨誓いのキスをする新郎新婦⟩

380
00:38:40,585 --> 00:38:44,089
{\an8}⟨幸せいっぱいの笑顔を見せる
花嫁⟩

381
00:38:49,594 --> 00:38:53,598
{\an8}⟨しかしこの笑顔からは
想像できないような…⟩

382
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:57,602
{\an8}⟨しかも…⟩

383
00:39:00,105 --> 00:39:02,107
{\an8}⟨一体…⟩

384
00:39:23,628 --> 00:39:27,632
{\an8}⟨イギリス人の
ｼﾞｪｲﾐｰ･ﾌｫｯｸｽという男性と一緒に⟩

385
00:39:33,138 --> 00:39:36,575
{\an8}⟨イギリス人のジェイミーは
２年前…⟩

386
00:39:40,078 --> 00:39:42,080
{\an8}⟨そこで…⟩

387
00:39:51,089 --> 00:39:53,091
{\an8}⟨２人は…⟩

388
00:39:54,593 --> 00:39:56,595
{\an8}⟨それは…⟩

389
00:40:01,099 --> 00:40:03,034
⟨出発前に撮影された写真⟩

390
00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:05,036
⟨しかしこの後→

391
00:40:05,103 --> 00:40:07,606
{\an8}まさかの悲劇に見舞われる⟩

392
00:40:11,610 --> 00:40:15,113
⟨忍び寄ってくる
恐ろしい生き物が⟩

393
00:40:23,121 --> 00:40:25,557
(ｻﾞﾈﾙ)あ～！

394
00:40:25,624 --> 00:40:27,559
えっえっえっ!?

395
00:40:27,626 --> 00:40:29,628
{\an8}⟨突然…⟩

396
00:40:31,630 --> 00:40:33,632
助け…！

397
00:40:37,569 --> 00:40:41,072
⟨ワニがザネルの右腕に
かみついていた⟩

398
00:40:43,074 --> 00:40:45,010
(ｼﾞｪｲﾐｰ)ザネル！

399
00:40:45,076 --> 00:40:47,078
{\an8}⟨ザネルが…⟩

400
00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:50,582
{\an8}⟨その手を…⟩

401
00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:54,586
{\an8}⟨そしてカヌーに引き上げた⟩

402
00:41:00,592 --> 00:41:02,594
{\an8}⟨すぐに…⟩

403
00:41:21,112 --> 00:41:25,617
{\an8}⟨その事実は麻酔から覚めた
ザネルにも伝えられた⟩

404
00:41:33,124 --> 00:41:35,627
{\an8}⟨４日後には…⟩

405
00:41:44,069 --> 00:41:46,071
{\an8}えっ？

406
00:42:10,595 --> 00:42:14,099
⟨その翌日担当する医師が
病室にやって来た⟩

407
00:42:24,609 --> 00:42:28,113
⟨医師の指示に従い
病室から出た⟩

408
00:42:29,614 --> 00:42:31,616
{\an8}⟨突然…⟩

409
00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:39,057
{\an8}⟨医師が…⟩

410
00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:42,560
{\an8}⟨そこは…⟩

411
00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:05,016
⟨前を向いてほしい⟩

412
00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:07,585
{\an8}⟨２人を心配した医師からの…⟩

413
00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:12,590
{\an8}⟨こうして…⟩

414
00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:17,596
{\an8}⟨医師たちのサポートの下…⟩

415
00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:22,534
すごいな～！

416
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:27,605
⟨２人を祝福するために
多くの人が集まった⟩

417
00:43:31,109 --> 00:43:33,111
{\an8}⟨もちろん…⟩

418
00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:38,616
{\an8}⟨そして…⟩

419
00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:44,556
{\an8}⟨父親と一緒に
バージンロードを歩いた⟩

420
00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:49,561
♪～｢結婚行進曲｣

421
00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:54,566
♪～

422
00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:58,570
⟨包帯を巻かれた姿は
痛々しくはあったが→

423
00:43:58,636 --> 00:44:01,072
堂々と式を挙げる姿に→

424
00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:04,142
多くの参列者は感動した⟩

425
00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:14,085
(拍手)

426
00:44:14,152 --> 00:44:16,654
{\an8}⟨そして…⟩

427
00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:22,594
(鈴木)ステキ｡

428
00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:26,097
⟨ザネルに笑顔が戻った⟩

429
00:44:26,164 --> 00:44:30,168
{\an8}⟨小さな教会で行われた
結婚式だったが…⟩

430
00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:36,107
{\an8}⟨２人の元には
信じられない数の…⟩

431
00:44:38,109 --> 00:44:40,111
{\an8}⟨感動的な…⟩

432
00:44:41,613 --> 00:44:45,116
{\an8}⟨イギリスで暮らす２人の元を
訪ねた映像がある⟩

433
00:44:47,118 --> 00:44:49,120
⟨こちらが…⟩

434
00:45:11,142 --> 00:45:14,579
⟨それを解消するため
義手をつけている⟩

435
00:45:14,646 --> 00:45:17,148
{\an8}⟨これをつけると…⟩

436
00:45:23,655 --> 00:45:26,091
{\an8}⟨つい先日｢仰天ニュース｣は→

437
00:45:26,157 --> 00:45:28,660
再び彼らを訪ねた⟩

438
00:45:30,161 --> 00:45:32,163
{\an8}⟨そして…⟩

439
00:45:37,001 --> 00:45:39,437
{\an8}(鶴瓶)病院の配慮もすごいよね｡

440
00:45:39,504 --> 00:45:41,506
{\an8}どう？奈々｡

441
00:45:43,007 --> 00:45:45,009
{\an8}やかましいな！

442
00:45:48,513 --> 00:45:51,015
{\an8}(鶴瓶)１回にしとけ！｢離婚｣は｡

443
00:45:53,518 --> 00:45:55,520
{\an8}(鈴木)そうなんですよ｡

444
00:45:58,022 --> 00:46:01,526
{\an8}まだ家の中は
あんまり公開してないんですよ｡

445
00:46:04,529 --> 00:46:07,031
{\an8}(若槻)急に家自慢？
>>何か…あの…｡

446
00:46:08,533 --> 00:46:10,468
{\an8}(笑い)

447
00:46:10,535 --> 00:46:13,037
{\an8}(若槻)何の流れ？
>>言われてからだから｡

448
00:46:20,979 --> 00:46:22,914
{\an8}(一同)え～！

449
00:46:22,981 --> 00:46:24,983
{\an8}(鶴瓶)３億円!?

450
00:46:28,987 --> 00:46:31,923
{\an8}(津田)めっちゃ払てるやん！
(中山)大したもんだ｡

451
00:46:31,990 --> 00:46:34,492
{\an8}(吉村)全部言うんだ！

452
00:46:44,002 --> 00:46:46,504
{\an8}(鈴木)これはリビングです｡

453
00:46:48,006 --> 00:46:50,508
{\an8}(津田)すごいやん！

454
00:46:52,510 --> 00:46:55,013
{\an8}(鈴木)こっちがダイニング｡
(津田)広いわ｡

455
00:47:00,018 --> 00:47:02,020
{\an8}(鶴瓶)よう頑張ったな！

456
00:47:03,521 --> 00:47:05,523
{\an8}>>そうなんですよ｡

457
00:47:07,025 --> 00:47:10,028
聞いたよ｡
(中山)頑張ったんだ｡

458
00:47:13,031 --> 00:47:15,033
{\an8}⟨ワニに襲われ…⟩

459
00:47:16,968 --> 00:47:20,471
{\an8}⟨結婚式では
その姿に多くの人が感動した⟩

460
00:47:22,974 --> 00:47:25,910
{\an8}⟨今どうしているのか？⟩

461
00:47:25,977 --> 00:47:27,979
こんにちは｡

462
00:47:30,481 --> 00:47:32,984
⟨とっても元気そう⟩

463
00:47:34,485 --> 00:47:36,487
⟨そして…⟩

464
00:47:54,505 --> 00:47:56,441
{\an8}⟨そして！⟩

465
00:47:56,507 --> 00:47:58,509
{\an8}気を付けて｡

466
00:48:00,011 --> 00:48:02,013
あっ！
わ～！

467
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:12,523
{\an8}⟨２人の家族が増えていた⟩

468
00:48:30,475 --> 00:48:32,477
{\an8}(ｻﾞﾈﾙさん)キアラは…｡

469
00:48:45,990 --> 00:48:48,426
{\an8}⟨オムツ替えの時には→

470
00:48:48,493 --> 00:48:51,996
{\an8}赤ちゃんが動かないよう
押さえるなどしている⟩

471
00:49:00,004 --> 00:49:04,509
(杉原)ゴールドバーは誰の手に！
(鶴瓶)仰天チェンジ６連発コンテスト！

472
00:49:09,514 --> 00:49:13,951
{\an8}(杉原)では早速ですが
チェンジ前の６人ご紹介します｡

473
00:49:14,018 --> 00:49:17,388
{\an8}まずＡの方
｢陰で悲しむ息子に仰天チェンジ｣｡

474
00:49:17,455 --> 00:49:19,891
{\an8}齋藤未来さん96ｋｇ｡

475
00:49:19,957 --> 00:49:21,959
{\an8}この方で～す｡

476
00:49:24,462 --> 00:49:27,398
{\an8}そして｢憧れの彼女の一撃で
イケメン仰天チェンジ｣｡

477
00:49:27,465 --> 00:49:29,967
{\an8}児玉和樹さん140ｋｇ｡

478
00:49:31,469 --> 00:49:33,905
{\an8}(吉村)140には見えない｡
(津田)140に見えない！

479
00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:35,907
{\an8}(杉原)そしてＣの方です｡

480
00:49:35,973 --> 00:49:38,910
{\an8}｢体形で審査落ちたと思い
仰天チェンジ｣｡

481
00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:41,479
{\an8}西城瑞希さん80ｋｇです｡

482
00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:49,420
{\an8}(杉原)続いてＤの方｡

483
00:49:49,487 --> 00:49:52,423
{\an8}｢友人にボロクソ言われ
イケメン仰天チェンジ｣｡

484
00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:54,992
{\an8}怜さん88ｋｇ｡

485
00:49:59,497 --> 00:50:03,434
{\an8}(杉原)Ｅの方｢推し活の服が恋しくて
仰天チェンジ｣｡

486
00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:05,503
{\an8}ミキさん90ｋｇです｡

487
00:50:10,508 --> 00:50:12,443
{\an8}(杉原)Ｆの方です｡

488
00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:15,446
{\an8}｢こわーい人に頑張ろうと言われ
イケメン仰天チェンジ｣｡

489
00:50:15,513 --> 00:50:18,015
{\an8}八田成雄さん140ｋｇです｡

490
00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:26,457
{\an8}(杉原)では見ていきましょう
仰天チェンジ６連発｡

491
00:50:26,524 --> 00:50:28,526
{\an8}まずはこの３人です｡

492
00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:36,467
⟨生まれた時から…⟩

493
00:50:36,534 --> 00:50:38,970
⟨だがあることで…⟩

494
00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:40,972
⟨それは！⟩

495
00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:43,541
⟨んで翌年に出産⟩

496
00:50:45,543 --> 00:50:47,478
⟨すると→

497
00:50:47,545 --> 00:50:50,548
{\an8}夫のために
安くてパワフルな食材選び⟩

498
00:50:52,550 --> 00:50:54,552
{\an8}⟨これを…⟩

499
00:50:57,555 --> 00:50:59,557
⟨食卓は…⟩

500
00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:04,562
⟨とは思うが…⟩

501
00:51:10,568 --> 00:51:12,570
⟨結局…⟩

502
00:51:17,508 --> 00:51:19,510
{\an8}⟨で…⟩

503
00:51:24,015 --> 00:51:26,017
⟨こうして一気に…⟩

504
00:51:28,019 --> 00:51:30,021
{\an8}⟨で…⟩

505
00:51:33,524 --> 00:51:35,526
⟨必ず…⟩

506
00:51:38,029 --> 00:51:41,466
{\an8}⟨これをミートソースをかけた
白米の上に⟩

507
00:51:41,532 --> 00:51:43,468
{\an8}⟨さらに…⟩

508
00:51:43,534 --> 00:51:46,037
⟨でチンした…⟩

509
00:51:50,041 --> 00:51:52,543
(吉村)
ウソだ!?ヤバいだろ！これ｡

510
00:51:54,545 --> 00:51:57,548
{\an8}⟨こうして
息子が１歳になる頃には…⟩

511
00:51:59,050 --> 00:52:01,052
(袖が破れる音)

512
00:52:04,055 --> 00:52:06,057
⟨さらに！⟩

513
00:52:07,558 --> 00:52:09,560
{\an8}⟨完全に…⟩

514
00:52:13,064 --> 00:52:15,566
⟨そんな中なんと…⟩

515
00:52:17,001 --> 00:52:18,936
⟨で結局→

516
00:52:19,003 --> 00:52:21,439
{\an8}ダイエットよりも子育てを優先⟩

517
00:52:21,506 --> 00:52:24,509
{\an8}⟨こうして
息子が２歳になる頃には…⟩

518
00:52:27,512 --> 00:52:29,514
⟨そんな未来さん…⟩

519
00:52:33,017 --> 00:52:35,019
⟨出勤前に…⟩

520
00:52:39,023 --> 00:52:41,025
{\an8}⟨仕事は…⟩

521
00:52:42,527 --> 00:52:45,029
{\an8}⟨ほぼ外回りなので…⟩

522
00:52:46,531 --> 00:52:48,533
{\an8}⟨毎回…⟩

523
00:53:00,044 --> 00:53:02,046
⟨息子を寝かすと…⟩

524
00:53:07,051 --> 00:53:09,053
{\an8}⟨さらに！⟩

525
00:53:16,994 --> 00:53:18,996
⟨これが…⟩

526
00:53:20,498 --> 00:53:22,500
{\an8}⟨で食べた直後に…⟩

527
00:53:25,002 --> 00:53:27,004
{\an8}⟨こ～んな毎日⟩

528
00:53:33,010 --> 00:53:35,513
{\an8}(中山)
恐らくですけども何となく…｡

529
00:53:42,019 --> 00:53:44,021
{\an8}うわっ！

530
00:53:45,523 --> 00:53:47,959
{\an8}⟨過剰食費による…⟩

531
00:53:48,025 --> 00:53:50,027
{\an8}⟨そこで！⟩

532
00:53:53,030 --> 00:53:55,533
{\an8}⟨ってなるとうれしいこれ！⟩

533
00:54:02,540 --> 00:54:04,542
⟨これで…⟩

534
00:54:06,544 --> 00:54:08,546
⟨ちゃっかり…⟩

535
00:54:10,047 --> 00:54:12,049
⟨がこの頃…⟩

536
00:54:13,551 --> 00:54:16,487
今回このような保険ですが
どうでしょうか｡

537
00:54:16,554 --> 00:54:18,422
⟨それは…⟩

538
00:54:18,489 --> 00:54:20,491
⟨そう！⟩

539
00:54:24,996 --> 00:54:26,998
{\an8}私も会いた～い｡

540
00:54:37,008 --> 00:54:39,010
{\an8}⟨それもそのはず⟩

541
00:54:44,015 --> 00:54:45,950
⟨だから…⟩

542
00:54:46,017 --> 00:54:48,019
えっ!?
>>ちょっと～！

543
00:54:51,022 --> 00:54:53,024
{\an8}⟨さすがに…⟩

544
00:55:00,031 --> 00:55:02,533
⟨…な～んて言われたら⟩

545
00:55:05,036 --> 00:55:07,038
{\an8}⟨こうして…⟩

546
00:55:10,041 --> 00:55:12,043
⟨体重は…⟩

547
00:55:13,544 --> 00:55:16,047
{\an8}⟨そんな彼女にもついに…⟩

548
00:55:17,982 --> 00:55:19,984
{\an8}⟨それは…⟩

549
00:55:21,986 --> 00:55:23,988
{\an8}ちょっとほら！

550
00:55:28,492 --> 00:55:30,494
{\an8}⟨で…⟩

551
00:55:38,002 --> 00:55:40,504
{\an8}ついに息子に…｡

552
00:55:50,514 --> 00:55:52,450
(未来)買い物行ってくるわ｡

553
00:55:52,516 --> 00:55:54,518
⟨実は…⟩

554
00:55:58,522 --> 00:56:00,958
{\an8}(息子)ほら見て！
デブじゃないでしょ｡

555
00:56:01,025 --> 00:56:04,528
⟨なんと
痩せていた写真を見せて…⟩

556
00:56:10,534 --> 00:56:13,037
⟨｢まさかそんなことが｣⟩

557
00:56:31,989 --> 00:56:36,494
⟨こうして
ついにダイエットの神が！⟩

558
00:56:44,001 --> 00:56:45,936
⟨まずは…⟩

559
00:56:46,003 --> 00:56:48,506
{\an8}⟨朝は菓子パンをやめて…⟩

560
00:56:52,009 --> 00:56:54,011
⟨アプリで…⟩

561
00:56:56,013 --> 00:56:58,015
{\an8}⟨さらに…⟩

562
00:57:01,018 --> 00:57:02,953
{\an8}⟨頑張った⟩

563
00:57:03,020 --> 00:57:05,456
{\an8}⟨その結果→

564
00:57:05,523 --> 00:57:08,025
{\an8}未来さんの体重は
半年で…⟩

565
00:57:14,965 --> 00:57:17,468
⟨41ｋｇの減量に
成功⟩

566
00:57:18,969 --> 00:57:21,972
こんにちは｡
⟨こちらが現在の未来さん⟩

567
00:57:25,476 --> 00:57:27,978
{\an8}そういうちょっと何か…｡

568
00:57:32,483 --> 00:57:34,985
⟨愛する息子を傷つけ…⟩

569
00:57:48,499 --> 00:57:51,001
⟨当時まだ幼稚園生の…⟩

570
00:57:55,506 --> 00:57:58,008
{\an8}⟨キャッチャーで４番の…⟩

571
00:58:02,446 --> 00:58:04,448
{\an8}(和樹)いただきます｡

572
00:58:20,965 --> 00:58:22,967
⟨である日…⟩

573
00:58:26,971 --> 00:58:29,473
(一ノ瀬)出会ってしまった｡
(中川)おいしいですよね｡

574
00:58:39,483 --> 00:58:42,419
{\an8}⟨んで食パンに
板チョコをまるっと１枚⟩

575
00:58:42,486 --> 00:58:44,421
⟨さらにチーズ⟩

576
00:58:44,488 --> 00:58:46,490
{\an8}⟨食パンで挟み…⟩

577
00:58:59,937 --> 00:59:02,439
{\an8}⟨こうして中学生の頃には…⟩

578
00:59:06,443 --> 00:59:08,879
{\an8}⟨されるほどの実力だった⟩

579
00:59:08,946 --> 00:59:10,948
{\an8}⟨で…⟩

580
00:59:14,451 --> 00:59:16,954
⟨年下の女の子に恋しちゃった⟩

581
00:59:25,462 --> 00:59:27,464
{\an8}⟨で焦った和樹⟩

582
00:59:34,471 --> 00:59:36,473
{\an8}⟨結局…⟩

583
00:59:45,983 --> 00:59:47,985
{\an8}くそっ！

584
00:59:51,488 --> 00:59:53,490
⟨で高校で…⟩

585
00:59:57,995 --> 00:59:59,930
⟨すると→

586
00:59:59,997 --> 01:00:01,999
{\an8}自然と…⟩

587
01:00:11,008 --> 01:00:13,010
{\an8}あぁ？

588
01:00:16,013 --> 01:00:18,449
{\an8}⟨まさかの…⟩

589
01:00:18,515 --> 01:00:20,517
{\an8}⟨こうして…⟩

590
01:00:22,519 --> 01:00:25,956
{\an8}⟨そして合宿では
大量のちゃんこ鍋に→

591
01:00:26,023 --> 01:00:29,526
{\an8}揚げ物をこれでもか！と食べ…⟩

592
01:00:35,032 --> 01:00:38,035
{\an8}⟨おばあちゃん手作りの
大量のモチの上に…⟩

593
01:00:40,537 --> 01:00:42,539
⟨大好きな…⟩

594
01:00:53,550 --> 01:00:55,552
⟨体を癒やし…⟩

595
01:01:01,492 --> 01:01:03,994
{\an8}⟨高校３年の時に…⟩

596
01:01:08,999 --> 01:01:12,436
⟨そんな和樹
授業の合間に→

597
01:01:12,503 --> 01:01:16,940
{\an8}少し大きめ
母お手製弁当をかき込み→

598
01:01:17,007 --> 01:01:19,510
昼は学食で…⟩

599
01:01:27,518 --> 01:01:30,521
⟨…のが大好きだった⟩

600
01:01:32,523 --> 01:01:35,025
{\an8}⟨夕食も白米…⟩

601
01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:39,029
⟨でちょっと…⟩

602
01:01:41,532 --> 01:01:43,534
⟨またも米！⟩

603
01:01:56,046 --> 01:01:58,048
{\an8}逆に食べてみたい｡

604
01:02:01,485 --> 01:02:04,922
⟨こんな食生活で
体をつくった和樹さんは→

605
01:02:04,988 --> 01:02:06,990
見る見る…⟩

606
01:02:13,997 --> 01:02:16,500
{\an8}⟨学校には国体出場の垂れ幕⟩

607
01:02:23,507 --> 01:02:25,509
{\an8}⟨すると…⟩

608
01:02:34,518 --> 01:02:36,954
⟨憧れていた女の子⟩

609
01:02:37,020 --> 01:02:39,022
{\an8}⟨で今は…⟩

610
01:02:43,527 --> 01:02:45,529
⟨と…⟩

611
01:03:01,478 --> 01:03:03,480
{\an8}⟨なんと…⟩

612
01:03:12,990 --> 01:03:15,492
{\an8}⟨な～んと彼女が…⟩

613
01:03:47,024 --> 01:03:49,026
{\an8}⟨で…⟩

614
01:03:51,028 --> 01:03:53,530
⟨ダイエットの神が！⟩

615
01:04:06,476 --> 01:04:08,478
{\an8}えっ!?

616
01:04:09,980 --> 01:04:11,982
⟨で…⟩

617
01:04:15,485 --> 01:04:17,988
{\an8}⟨で皮のたるみを気にして…⟩

618
01:04:21,491 --> 01:04:23,927
⟨ある程度痩せると
ソーメンをやめて→

619
01:04:23,994 --> 01:04:26,496
胸肉やゆで卵など…⟩

620
01:04:45,015 --> 01:04:47,017
{\an8}⟨細身の…⟩

621
01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:53,023
⟨体重は…⟩

622
01:04:57,194 --> 01:05:00,697
{\an8}(杉原)こだわりの食べ方ありますか？
南さん｡

623
01:05:04,301 --> 01:05:06,303
{\an8}>>あっ…え～っと…｡

624
01:05:11,808 --> 01:05:14,311
{\an8}(鶴瓶)おにぎりにバター!?

625
01:05:21,818 --> 01:05:23,754
{\an8}>>好きですね｡

626
01:05:23,820 --> 01:05:25,822
{\an8}(鶴瓶)おいしいの？それ｡

627
01:05:30,327 --> 01:05:33,830
{\an8}(福田)食べたことはないです｡
(鶴瓶)食べたことないの!?

628
01:05:36,333 --> 01:05:38,335
そんな食べ方ある？

629
01:05:39,836 --> 01:05:42,339
{\an8}えっ!?

630
01:05:51,848 --> 01:05:54,851
{\an8}⟨ダイエットの神降臨となった
児玉さん⟩

631
01:05:56,787 --> 01:05:59,289
⟨体重は
なんと半分の…⟩

632
01:06:01,291 --> 01:06:03,727
(丹生)カッコいい！すご～い！

633
01:06:03,794 --> 01:06:07,230
{\an8}⟨70ｋｇのダイエットに
成功！⟩

634
01:06:07,297 --> 01:06:09,299
{\an8}⟨そんな和樹さんを…⟩

635
01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:14,738
⟨こちらが現在の和樹さん⟩

636
01:06:14,805 --> 01:06:17,307
{\an8}痩せてよかったことでいうと
やっぱり…｡

637
01:06:20,310 --> 01:06:22,312
{\an8}今はもう最愛の…｡

638
01:06:38,161 --> 01:06:41,164
⟨和樹さんは今
体に悩みがある人に向けた…⟩

639
01:06:43,667 --> 01:06:46,670
⟨好きな女性の本性を知って…⟩

640
01:06:58,115 --> 01:07:01,051
⟨西城家の一人娘…⟩

641
01:07:01,118 --> 01:07:03,120
⟨幼い時から…⟩

642
01:07:09,626 --> 01:07:11,628
⟨その訳は…⟩

643
01:07:15,632 --> 01:07:17,634
瑞希！

644
01:07:20,637 --> 01:07:23,140
⟨実はこの｢け｣⟩

645
01:07:30,147 --> 01:07:32,149
⟨で…⟩

646
01:07:34,151 --> 01:07:36,153
⟨んで…⟩

647
01:07:46,163 --> 01:07:48,598
⟨出た～！このなぞ理論で→

648
01:07:48,665 --> 01:07:51,668
食べることを許された
彼女は…⟩

649
01:07:55,672 --> 01:07:57,607
{\an8}ヤバっ！

650
01:08:00,610 --> 01:08:04,114
⟨瑞希ちゃん
こっちに興味盛り盛り！⟩

651
01:08:09,619 --> 01:08:11,621
{\an8}(おなかが鳴る音)

652
01:08:24,634 --> 01:08:26,636
⟨丼ご飯に…⟩

653
01:08:31,141 --> 01:08:33,643
⟨そこへアニメのように…⟩

654
01:08:37,147 --> 01:08:39,649
(中川)もう見えない！何も｡

655
01:08:43,153 --> 01:08:45,155
⟨そんな彼女の…⟩

656
01:08:46,656 --> 01:08:48,658
あっ！

657
01:08:51,661 --> 01:08:53,663
⟨それは…⟩

658
01:08:57,100 --> 01:08:59,102
{\an8}⟨大人気アニメ…⟩

659
01:09:01,605 --> 01:09:04,107
{\an8}♪～譲れない希望の為の

660
01:09:09,112 --> 01:09:11,114
{\an8}⟨こうして…⟩

661
01:09:12,616 --> 01:09:14,618
{\an8}⟨高校卒業後…⟩

662
01:09:18,121 --> 01:09:20,123
⟨でも…⟩

663
01:09:23,627 --> 01:09:25,629
⟨…でバイト⟩

664
01:09:27,631 --> 01:09:29,633
{\an8}瑞希ちゃん…｡

665
01:09:31,134 --> 01:09:33,136
{\an8}⟨さらに！⟩

666
01:09:39,643 --> 01:09:42,145
{\an8}⟨実は彼女のバイト先は…⟩

667
01:09:43,647 --> 01:09:45,649
{\an8}⟨で…⟩

668
01:09:58,595 --> 01:10:01,097
{\an8}(鈴木)食べたくなっちゃう｡

669
01:10:03,099 --> 01:10:05,535
⟨負け→

670
01:10:05,602 --> 01:10:08,038
帰宅すると→

671
01:10:08,104 --> 01:10:10,106
パンケーキ５枚⟩

672
01:10:11,608 --> 01:10:13,610
⟨たっぷり⟩

673
01:10:16,613 --> 01:10:18,615
⟨こうして…⟩

674
01:10:26,122 --> 01:10:28,124
{\an8}⟨が…⟩

675
01:10:30,126 --> 01:10:32,128
{\an8}(審査員)いいんだけどな…｡

676
01:10:36,132 --> 01:10:38,134
⟨ようやく…⟩

677
01:10:42,138 --> 01:10:44,641
{\an8}⟨確かに周りの参加者は…⟩

678
01:10:52,649 --> 01:10:54,651
{\an8}⟨さすがにこれは…⟩

679
01:11:01,091 --> 01:11:03,093
{\an8}なぁ？

680
01:11:13,103 --> 01:11:15,105
⟨すると…⟩

681
01:11:21,111 --> 01:11:23,046
{\an8}⟨…と→

682
01:11:23,113 --> 01:11:25,115
{\an8}さらに！⟩

683
01:11:28,618 --> 01:11:30,620
{\an8}⟨残り汁で…⟩

684
01:11:41,631 --> 01:11:43,633
{\an8}⟨さらに…⟩

685
01:11:45,135 --> 01:11:47,137
{\an8}⟨な～んと！⟩

686
01:11:51,141 --> 01:11:53,643
⟨もちろんコロッケの…⟩

687
01:11:55,645 --> 01:11:57,514
⟨たまらない！⟩

688
01:11:57,580 --> 01:11:59,582
⟨その後…⟩

689
01:12:01,584 --> 01:12:04,087
{\an8}⟨が全然芽が出ず…⟩

690
01:12:06,589 --> 01:12:09,592
⟨そんな時だった⟩
えっ？

691
01:12:11,594 --> 01:12:13,596
{\an8}⟨しかも！⟩

692
01:12:19,602 --> 01:12:21,604
{\an8}⟨と…⟩

693
01:12:26,109 --> 01:12:28,111
{\an8}⟨なんと…⟩

694
01:12:51,134 --> 01:12:53,069
⟨こうしてついに→

695
01:12:53,136 --> 01:12:56,506
瑞希さんにも
ダイエットの神が！⟩

696
01:12:56,573 --> 01:12:58,575
⟨で…⟩

697
01:13:01,578 --> 01:13:05,081
⟨なんと白米やコンビニ弁当を
食べないように…⟩

698
01:13:08,585 --> 01:13:10,520
(津田)徹底したな｡

699
01:13:10,587 --> 01:13:13,590
{\an8}⟨白米は豆腐にチェンジして…⟩

700
01:13:15,091 --> 01:13:17,093
⟨さらに！⟩

701
01:13:24,601 --> 01:13:27,036
{\an8}⟨歌で…⟩

702
01:13:27,103 --> 01:13:29,105
(おなかが鳴る音)

703
01:13:34,110 --> 01:13:36,112
⟨こうして…⟩

704
01:13:38,615 --> 01:13:41,618
{\an8}⟨瑞希さんの体重は１年半で…⟩

705
01:13:54,030 --> 01:13:56,466
⟨瑞希さんの体重は→

706
01:13:56,533 --> 01:13:58,468
１年半で…⟩

707
01:14:05,975 --> 01:14:08,478
⟨32ｋｇの減量に
成功！⟩

708
01:14:09,979 --> 01:14:11,915
こんにちは｡

709
01:14:11,981 --> 01:14:13,983
⟨こちらが現在の瑞希さん⟩

710
01:14:18,488 --> 01:14:20,490
{\an8}⟨見事…⟩

711
01:14:23,993 --> 01:14:26,996
⟨しかも歌手を目指す
きっかけとなった…⟩

712
01:14:29,499 --> 01:14:31,935
♪～Wearemaverick

713
01:14:32,001 --> 01:14:35,505
♪～救済なんていらない

714
01:14:43,012 --> 01:14:45,515
⟨夢が再燃して…⟩

715
01:14:54,524 --> 01:14:56,526
{\an8}⟨さらに…⟩

716
01:14:58,461 --> 01:15:00,396
(杉原)意外な過去を大公開！

717
01:15:00,463 --> 01:15:02,966
(鶴瓶)私のとっておきの１枚！
パート１｡

718
01:15:08,471 --> 01:15:10,406
(杉原)１人目です｡

719
01:15:10,473 --> 01:15:12,475
(津田)誰？誰？

720
01:15:15,478 --> 01:15:17,981
{\an8}(杉原)目がかわいらしい｡

721
01:15:21,484 --> 01:15:23,987
{\an8}>>はい｡
(津田)あ～～！

722
01:15:27,490 --> 01:15:29,492
{\an8}そうです｡

723
01:15:32,495 --> 01:15:34,998
{\an8}(鶴瓶)東京へ出てきたの幾つぐらい？

724
01:15:43,006 --> 01:15:45,008
{\an8}>>そんなことないでしょ｡

725
01:15:52,015 --> 01:15:54,017
{\an8}(吉村)すげぇ！

726
01:15:57,453 --> 01:16:00,456
{\an8}(鶴瓶)はい｡
(杉原)では２枚目ですこちら｡

727
01:16:08,464 --> 01:16:11,401
{\an8}>>私です｡
(鈴木)かわいい！

728
01:16:11,467 --> 01:16:13,970
多分２歳くらいの時です｡
(吉村)ウソでしょ？

729
01:16:20,476 --> 01:16:22,979
{\an8}(吉村)
もうちょっと優しくしてあげて｡

730
01:16:28,985 --> 01:16:30,987
{\an8}(吉村)デカいじゃん｡

731
01:16:32,989 --> 01:16:35,925
{\an8}(津田)思い思いの意見を｡
(吉村)いいでしょ｡

732
01:16:35,992 --> 01:16:38,428
{\an8}思い思いのね｡

733
01:16:38,494 --> 01:16:41,497
{\an8}(杉原)では続いてですこちらで～す｡

734
01:16:48,004 --> 01:16:49,939
{\an8}(杉原)どなたでしょうか？

735
01:16:50,006 --> 01:16:52,442
{\an8}>>私です｡

736
01:16:52,508 --> 01:16:55,011
{\an8}(鶴瓶)ウソ!?
(中川)かわいい！

737
01:17:04,454 --> 01:17:07,457
{\an8}(鶴瓶)電球やろ！自ら光るわけない｡

738
01:17:11,961 --> 01:17:13,963
{\an8}(津田)黒目だけやん！

739
01:17:15,965 --> 01:17:18,968
{\an8}(杉原)続いてまいりましょう
どなたでしょうか？

740
01:17:27,477 --> 01:17:29,479
{\an8}(若槻)誰だ？

741
01:17:33,983 --> 01:17:35,918
{\an8}６歳の時ですね｡

742
01:17:35,985 --> 01:17:39,422
{\an8}写真がこういう
ふざけた写真しかなくて｡

743
01:17:39,489 --> 01:17:41,491
{\an8}こういうのか…｡

744
01:17:42,992 --> 01:17:45,495
{\an8}(若槻)すごいお調子者で…｡

745
01:17:48,998 --> 01:17:51,000
{\an8}(鶴瓶)若槻さん？

746
01:17:56,005 --> 01:17:58,441
{\an8}>>若槻さん！まず｡

747
01:18:05,448 --> 01:18:08,951
(若槻)何？何？って言って
つぶやき見せてもらったら…｡

748
01:18:13,456 --> 01:18:15,892
娘が…｡

749
01:18:15,958 --> 01:18:19,462
脳になっちゃって
家庭内の会話でも…｡

750
01:18:21,964 --> 01:18:24,467
{\an8}だから今年こそは…｡

751
01:18:32,975 --> 01:18:35,478
(津田)急に聞いといてな｡

752
01:18:37,980 --> 01:18:40,983
(杉原)次です
まいりましょうこちらです｡

753
01:18:47,156 --> 01:18:50,159
{\an8}(杉原)次です
まいりましょうこちらです｡

754
01:18:55,998 --> 01:18:58,434
(津田)目くりっくりやん｡
(福田)吉村さんや｡

755
01:18:58,501 --> 01:19:00,503
{\an8}これ俺ですよ｡

756
01:19:02,004 --> 01:19:04,507
{\an8}愛されたんです一人っ子だから｡

757
01:19:08,511 --> 01:19:10,446
{\an8}(吉村)髪形は変わるし｡

758
01:19:10,513 --> 01:19:12,515
{\an8}それ言ったら…｡

759
01:19:16,519 --> 01:19:18,521
{\an8}(鶴瓶)これおじいちゃん？

760
01:19:28,030 --> 01:19:30,533
{\an8}>>育てられるわけですよ｡

761
01:19:39,542 --> 01:19:44,046
{\an8}うちで食べさせてないと思われる｡
(鶴瓶)食べさせてない子やと思われる｡

762
01:19:46,048 --> 01:19:48,050
(杉原)では続いてまいりましょう｡

763
01:20:02,064 --> 01:20:04,000
{\an8}(鶴瓶)おかんそっくりやな！

764
01:20:04,066 --> 01:20:06,068
{\an8}>>おかんそっくりって…｡

765
01:20:09,071 --> 01:20:11,507
{\an8}(鶴瓶)小学校１年生？
(津田)小学校の入学式です｡

766
01:20:11,574 --> 01:20:14,010
{\an8}幼稚園の服で
入学式やってました｡

767
01:20:15,511 --> 01:20:18,014
{\an8}(津田)めちゃくちゃ
かわいがられてました｡

768
01:20:19,515 --> 01:20:22,018
{\an8}こういくでしょ！
何でこうやねん！

769
01:20:24,020 --> 01:20:26,956
(津田)何で鳥!?
何で爪がこうなってん!?

770
01:20:27,023 --> 01:20:29,025
(小宮)めり込むよ｡

771
01:20:33,529 --> 01:20:35,531
{\an8}⟨さぁ…⟩

772
01:20:57,553 --> 01:20:59,555
⟨これを…⟩

773
01:21:08,064 --> 01:21:10,566
{\an8}⟨好きではなかったのだが…⟩

774
01:21:14,003 --> 01:21:17,440
{\an8}⟨信じられないそのおいしさに
ゾッコン！⟩

775
01:21:17,506 --> 01:21:20,009
⟨で気が付けば…⟩

776
01:21:25,014 --> 01:21:27,016
{\an8}⟨周りが…⟩

777
01:21:32,521 --> 01:21:34,523
⟨…と思っちゃった⟩

778
01:21:42,531 --> 01:21:44,533
{\an8}⟨見る見る…⟩

779
01:21:47,036 --> 01:21:49,538
⟨生まれて初めて…⟩

780
01:21:52,041 --> 01:21:54,043
⟨すると！⟩

781
01:22:02,051 --> 01:22:04,553
⟨…に気付き⟩

782
01:22:14,997 --> 01:22:16,999
{\an8}⟨こうして…⟩

783
01:22:19,502 --> 01:22:21,504
{\an8}⟨これに…⟩

784
01:22:28,010 --> 01:22:30,513
⟨すると怜はなんと…⟩

785
01:22:33,015 --> 01:22:35,518
{\an8}⟨罰印を付けながら…⟩

786
01:22:38,020 --> 01:22:40,022
⟨でついに！⟩

787
01:22:43,025 --> 01:22:45,027
{\an8}⟨すんごい…⟩

788
01:22:48,030 --> 01:22:50,032
{\an8}⟨怜の執着に…⟩

789
01:22:53,035 --> 01:22:55,037
{\an8}⟨ほっそい時代⟩

790
01:23:02,044 --> 01:23:03,979
⟨公園で…⟩

791
01:23:04,046 --> 01:23:06,048
(怜)ただいま！

792
01:23:30,005 --> 01:23:32,008
⟨たくさん！⟩

793
01:23:44,019 --> 01:23:46,021
{\an8}⟨それを続け…⟩

794
01:23:48,023 --> 01:23:50,526
📱(着信音)

795
01:23:56,532 --> 01:23:59,034
{\an8}⟨放課後毎週誘われる…⟩

796
01:24:05,541 --> 01:24:08,477
{\an8}⟨こっそり孫を独り占めできる
おばあちゃんと→

797
01:24:08,544 --> 01:24:11,046
{\an8}焼き肉が食べたい怜の…⟩

798
01:24:12,548 --> 01:24:14,483
⟨さらに…⟩

799
01:24:35,504 --> 01:24:38,441
{\an8}⟨高校ではこんなビッグに⟩

800
01:24:38,507 --> 01:24:40,943
⟨そんな怜の爆食…⟩

801
01:24:41,010 --> 01:24:43,012
腹減った～｡

802
01:25:01,030 --> 01:25:03,032
{\an8}⟨食べまくり！⟩

803
01:25:10,039 --> 01:25:12,041
⟨で…⟩

804
01:25:16,479 --> 01:25:18,481
⟨大好きな…⟩

805
01:25:41,003 --> 01:25:43,506
{\an8}⟨で女子免疫０の怜は…⟩

806
01:26:03,025 --> 01:26:05,027
{\an8}⟨が…⟩

807
01:26:19,475 --> 01:26:21,477
{\an8}⟨だが…⟩

808
01:26:25,481 --> 01:26:27,483
⟨そこで…⟩

809
01:26:34,990 --> 01:26:36,992
{\an8}(津田)これはひどいな！

810
01:27:02,518 --> 01:27:04,453
⟨とここで…⟩

811
01:27:04,520 --> 01:27:07,456
⟨ダイエットの神が！⟩

812
01:27:07,523 --> 01:27:09,525
いいよ｡

813
01:27:14,964 --> 01:27:16,966
{\an8}⟨こうして…⟩

814
01:27:18,968 --> 01:27:20,970
{\an8}こちら入会書｡

815
01:27:28,477 --> 01:27:31,981
{\an8}⟨山盛りのＴＫＧや
ウインナーなどはやめ…⟩

816
01:27:43,993 --> 01:27:45,995
{\an8}⟨今度は…⟩

817
01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:53,502
{\an8}⟨…で我慢⟩

818
01:27:57,506 --> 01:27:59,942
{\an8}うわっ！

819
01:28:00,009 --> 01:28:03,012
{\an8}⟨誘惑に
負けそうになった時は…⟩

820
01:28:09,518 --> 01:28:11,520
{\an8}⟨こうして…⟩

821
01:28:13,455 --> 01:28:15,958
⟨体重は…⟩

822
01:28:27,970 --> 01:28:29,838
⟨体重は→

823
01:28:29,905 --> 01:28:31,907
なんと…⟩

824
01:28:34,410 --> 01:28:36,845
{\an8}⟨30ｋｇのダイエットに
成功！⟩

825
01:28:36,912 --> 01:28:38,914
{\an8}⟨そんな怜さんを…⟩

826
01:29:06,442 --> 01:29:08,377
⟨肉体美に⟩

827
01:29:08,444 --> 01:29:10,946
⟨陰でボロボロに言われ…⟩

828
01:29:19,955 --> 01:29:22,391
⟨３人きょうだいの末っ子…⟩

829
01:29:22,458 --> 01:29:24,460
⟨こ～んな感じの…⟩

830
01:29:26,462 --> 01:29:28,964
⟨ド～ン！と…⟩

831
01:29:33,902 --> 01:29:36,338
ただいま～！

832
01:29:36,405 --> 01:29:38,407
おかえり｡

833
01:29:39,908 --> 01:29:41,844
⟨ドド～ン！と⟩

834
01:29:41,910 --> 01:29:44,413
⟨どれもお酒に合う…⟩

835
01:29:52,421 --> 01:29:54,923
{\an8}⟨スタッフのおじさんたちと…⟩

836
01:29:58,427 --> 01:30:00,429
⟨こ～んな生活で…⟩

837
01:30:11,940 --> 01:30:14,443
{\an8}⟨で痩せるために…⟩

838
01:30:24,453 --> 01:30:26,955
⟨一方この頃…⟩

839
01:30:39,401 --> 01:30:43,906
{\an8}⟨大好きな冷凍チャーハン
丸々１袋！と…⟩

840
01:30:50,913 --> 01:30:52,915
{\an8}⟨さらに…⟩

841
01:31:03,926 --> 01:31:06,428
⟨焼く時間待てず…⟩

842
01:31:09,932 --> 01:31:11,934
⟨んで…⟩

843
01:31:23,946 --> 01:31:25,881
⟨それは！⟩

844
01:31:25,948 --> 01:31:28,383
{\an8}いらっしゃいませ｡

845
01:31:28,450 --> 01:31:30,385
{\an8}(ミキ)あ～ごめんなさい！

846
01:31:33,388 --> 01:31:35,390
{\an8}あっ！今日も…｡

847
01:31:49,905 --> 01:31:51,907
⟨そして…⟩

848
01:31:53,909 --> 01:31:55,911
⟨始まる！⟩

849
01:31:57,412 --> 01:31:59,915
{\an8}⟨当時ＳｅｘｙＺｏｎｅの…⟩

850
01:32:00,983 --> 01:32:02,985
⟨太陽みたいな…⟩

851
01:32:05,487 --> 01:32:08,924
⟨ハートを
完全に撃ち抜かれた！⟩

852
01:32:08,991 --> 01:32:11,426
⟨推しがいるだけで→

853
01:32:11,493 --> 01:32:13,495
{\an8}日々の…⟩

854
01:32:16,999 --> 01:32:19,501
⟨そんなミキさん
学校でも…⟩

855
01:32:24,506 --> 01:32:26,441
{\an8}⟨クラスの人気者⟩

856
01:32:26,508 --> 01:32:28,443
{\an8}⟨で…⟩

857
01:32:31,446 --> 01:32:33,448
📱(受信音)

858
01:32:40,956 --> 01:32:42,958
{\an8}さっき…｡

859
01:32:50,966 --> 01:32:52,901
{\an8}どっちも言うじゃん｡

860
01:32:52,968 --> 01:32:55,904
(男子生徒)
ヤバい！言い過ぎだよ本当に｡

861
01:32:55,971 --> 01:32:58,407
エェ～ン！聡ちゃん…｡

862
01:32:58,473 --> 01:33:00,976
⟨やっぱり…⟩

863
01:33:04,980 --> 01:33:06,982
{\an8}⟨が…⟩

864
01:33:10,485 --> 01:33:12,988
{\an8}⟨体が大きくて…⟩

865
01:33:17,492 --> 01:33:19,494
⟨でも…⟩

866
01:33:21,496 --> 01:33:23,432
⟨聡ちゃんと…⟩

867
01:33:23,498 --> 01:33:25,934
{\an8}⟨聡ちゃんと…⟩

868
01:33:26,001 --> 01:33:28,437
⟨聡ちゃんと…⟩

869
01:33:35,944 --> 01:33:37,879
{\an8}⟨推しに会えない時間は→

870
01:33:37,946 --> 01:33:41,450
{\an8}コンビニ飯しか愛せなかった⟩

871
01:33:44,453 --> 01:33:46,455
⟨からの～！⟩

872
01:33:48,957 --> 01:33:51,460
{\an8}⟨レンジにかける⟩

873
01:34:00,469 --> 01:34:03,472
{\an8}⟨もちろん
大量の消費期限迫る…⟩

874
01:34:04,973 --> 01:34:06,908
⟨さ～ら～に→

875
01:34:06,975 --> 01:34:08,977
消費期限間近の…⟩

876
01:34:10,979 --> 01:34:13,482
{\an8}⟨で体重は…⟩

877
01:34:15,984 --> 01:34:17,986
{\an8}⟨そ～んな彼女に…⟩

878
01:34:19,988 --> 01:34:22,491
⟨なんと推しのライブが…⟩

879
01:34:25,994 --> 01:34:28,430
{\an8}⟨大好きな人に会える…⟩

880
01:34:30,932 --> 01:34:33,435
《聡ちゃんに会うんだから…》

881
01:34:36,438 --> 01:34:41,443
⟨んで彼女に
ダイエットの神が近づいてくる⟩

882
01:34:45,947 --> 01:34:47,949
{\an8}⟨が…！⟩

883
01:35:15,477 --> 01:35:19,481
⟨｢聡ちゃんはいつも
私を支えてくれていたのに…｣⟩

884
01:35:36,932 --> 01:35:40,368
⟨ついにダイエットの神が！⟩

885
01:35:40,435 --> 01:35:42,938
⟨まずは
ネットで調べた…⟩

886
01:35:44,940 --> 01:35:47,375
⟨でも毎日同じだと
飽きるので→

887
01:35:47,442 --> 01:35:49,945
納豆で味変も⟩

888
01:35:53,515 --> 01:35:55,517
{\an8}でも…｡

889
01:35:57,018 --> 01:35:59,020
⟨何度も…⟩

890
01:36:03,525 --> 01:36:06,528
{\an8}⟨ひと駅手前で降りて…⟩

891
01:36:09,030 --> 01:36:11,032
⟨こうして…⟩

892
01:36:13,034 --> 01:36:15,036
⟨１年で…⟩

893
01:36:18,039 --> 01:36:20,976
⟨40ｋｇの減量に
成功！⟩

894
01:36:21,042 --> 01:36:22,978
⟨そんなミキさん…⟩

895
01:36:23,044 --> 01:36:25,547
よろしくお願いします｡

896
01:36:28,550 --> 01:36:31,052
⟨あったとは思えない…⟩

897
01:36:44,065 --> 01:36:46,568
{\an8}すごく思い出に残ってます｡

898
01:36:52,574 --> 01:36:55,577
{\an8}…ような感覚を覚えました｡

899
01:36:59,581 --> 01:37:02,083
⟨推しに会うために…⟩

900
01:37:10,091 --> 01:37:12,027
⟨岐阜県の…⟩

901
01:37:12,093 --> 01:37:14,095
⟨生まれた時から…⟩

902
01:37:15,597 --> 01:37:18,600
⟨幼稚園の時に剣道を始め
ここでこう教わった⟩

903
01:37:34,549 --> 01:37:36,985
⟨この頃学校帰りの定番は…⟩

904
01:37:37,052 --> 01:37:39,054
{\an8}いらっしゃいませ｡

905
01:37:41,556 --> 01:37:43,992
(成雄)うわ～おいしそう！

906
01:37:44,059 --> 01:37:46,061
⟨で帰宅後も…⟩

907
01:37:55,070 --> 01:37:57,005
{\an8}⟨とうるさいので→

908
01:37:57,072 --> 01:37:59,074
{\an8}みんなが…⟩

909
01:38:03,078 --> 01:38:05,013
{\an8}⟨オーロラソース⟩

910
01:38:05,080 --> 01:38:07,515
{\an8}⟨これをしゃもじで⟩

911
01:38:07,582 --> 01:38:10,018
{\an8}⟨これでも足りず⟩

912
01:38:10,085 --> 01:38:12,087
{\an8}⟨手にしたのは…⟩

913
01:38:15,090 --> 01:38:17,092
⟨なんとそのまま…⟩

914
01:38:18,593 --> 01:38:21,029
{\an8}⟨成雄くんは
大丈夫だったようだが→

915
01:38:21,096 --> 01:38:23,098
{\an8}専門家によると…⟩

916
01:38:31,539 --> 01:38:34,476
{\an8}⟨でこの頃の運動会の動画が⟩

917
01:38:34,542 --> 01:38:38,046
{\an8}⟨父が息子の頑張っている姿を
撮っていた⟩

918
01:38:48,556 --> 01:38:50,492
{\an8}⟨なんと父→

919
01:38:50,558 --> 01:38:53,061
おデブ男子は
みんな息子と思っちゃう⟩

920
01:38:55,563 --> 01:38:57,565
{\an8}⟨これには…⟩

921
01:39:07,075 --> 01:39:09,577
⟨謎の言葉で…⟩

922
01:39:16,084 --> 01:39:18,019
⟨大台に突入！⟩

923
01:39:18,086 --> 01:39:20,088
⟨その後…⟩

924
01:39:28,530 --> 01:39:31,533
⟨その時付いたあだ名は…⟩

925
01:39:34,035 --> 01:39:35,970
{\an8}(４人)フォ～！

926
01:39:36,037 --> 01:39:38,039
{\an8}⟨そして…⟩

927
01:39:39,541 --> 01:39:41,976
{\an8}♪～Itallkeepsaddingup

928
01:39:42,043 --> 01:39:44,546
{\an8}♪～IthinkI’mcrackingup

929
01:39:47,549 --> 01:39:49,551
{\an8}⟨大好きな…⟩

930
01:39:57,559 --> 01:39:59,561
{\an8}⟨んで…⟩

931
01:40:12,073 --> 01:40:14,576
⟨…で空腹しのぎ⟩

932
01:40:18,079 --> 01:40:20,582
⟨病院の近くにあった…⟩

933
01:40:28,523 --> 01:40:30,525
⟨足りず家で…⟩

934
01:40:37,532 --> 01:40:40,535
{\an8}⟨１週間分と思って買った…⟩

935
01:40:51,546 --> 01:40:53,982
⟨そんな生活をしていると→

936
01:40:54,048 --> 01:40:56,050
体重は…⟩

937
01:40:57,552 --> 01:41:00,054
⟨ここまで重いと…⟩

938
01:41:06,561 --> 01:41:08,563
{\an8}歩くだけで？

939
01:41:10,565 --> 01:41:12,567
{\an8}(足音)

940
01:41:15,570 --> 01:41:17,572
⟨追い打ちで…⟩

941
01:41:19,073 --> 01:41:21,075
⟨必死に…⟩

942
01:41:24,579 --> 01:41:26,514
{\an8}⟨毎回…⟩

943
01:41:35,523 --> 01:41:37,525
⟨なんと…⟩

944
01:41:40,028 --> 01:41:41,963
⟨そして就職後→

945
01:41:42,030 --> 01:41:44,532
いよいよ成雄さんに…⟩

946
01:41:56,544 --> 01:41:58,546
{\an8}おぉ！

947
01:42:05,053 --> 01:42:07,055
{\an8}⟨…と思い⟩

948
01:42:55,036 --> 01:42:57,539
⟨この瞬間ダイエットの神が！⟩

949
01:43:09,050 --> 01:43:11,052
{\an8}⟨食事は基本…⟩

950
01:43:12,554 --> 01:43:15,056
⟨そして自分が…⟩

951
01:43:19,060 --> 01:43:21,062
{\an8}⟨周りに…⟩

952
01:43:22,564 --> 01:43:24,999
頑張ってください！
優勝しましょうね！

953
01:43:31,005 --> 01:43:33,007
⟨見て…⟩

954
01:43:34,509 --> 01:43:36,511
{\an8}⟨なんと…⟩

955
01:43:40,014 --> 01:43:42,450
{\an8}⟨…をお願いした⟩

956
01:43:42,517 --> 01:43:44,519
⟨そして…⟩

957
01:43:54,028 --> 01:43:56,965
⟨67ｋｇの減量に
成功！⟩

958
01:43:57,031 --> 01:43:59,033
{\an8}⟨宣言通り…⟩

959
01:44:15,049 --> 01:44:17,552
(友人)早っ！
(友人)おいしいか？

960
01:44:19,053 --> 01:44:21,055
{\an8}元戻っちゃう｡

961
01:44:26,995 --> 01:44:29,497
(津田)うまいやろな｡

962
01:44:32,500 --> 01:44:35,003
⟨この動画が…⟩

963
01:44:39,007 --> 01:44:41,009
{\an8}⟨と…⟩

964
01:44:45,513 --> 01:44:48,016
⟨こちらが現在の…⟩

965
01:45:10,038 --> 01:45:13,041
⟨自信がみなぎる人に
なりたくて…⟩

966
01:45:20,048 --> 01:45:23,051
⟨男女６人見事No.１に選ばれ…⟩

967
01:45:27,488 --> 01:45:30,491
(杉原)そろそろ投票にまいりましょうか
スイッチオン！

968
01:45:33,661 --> 01:45:36,164
{\an8}(丹生)どうしようどうしよう！

969
01:45:39,334 --> 01:45:42,336
(杉原)仰天チェンジＮｏ.１に
選ばれたのはこの方です！

970
01:45:43,838 --> 01:45:46,841
Ｂの児玉和樹さんで～す！

971
01:45:49,343 --> 01:45:51,779
{\an8}22人投票されました｡
(鶴瓶)すごいな｡

972
01:45:51,846 --> 01:45:54,348
{\an8}>>私もアイドルになって…｡

973
01:46:00,354 --> 01:46:02,857
{\an8}一時期…よくないんですけど｡

974
01:46:06,360 --> 01:46:08,796
{\an8}(鶴瓶)分かるよね｡

975
01:46:08,863 --> 01:46:10,865
{\an8}⟨見事…⟩

976
01:46:15,870 --> 01:46:19,307
{\an8}⟨おめでとうございます！⟩

977
01:46:19,374 --> 01:46:21,375
{\an8}(杉原)皆さんここで…｡

978
01:46:23,377 --> 01:46:25,313
{\an8}鶴瓶さんお願いします｡

979
01:46:25,379 --> 01:46:27,381
{\an8}(鶴瓶)実は…｡

980
01:46:28,883 --> 01:46:31,886
{\an8}(鈴木)誰？
(津田)えっ！

981
01:46:38,392 --> 01:46:41,829
(杉原)今日来てくださってます｡
(鈴木)誰？

982
01:46:41,896 --> 01:46:43,898
{\an8}(鶴瓶)それではいきましょう｡

983
01:46:45,399 --> 01:46:47,401
(福田)誰？誰？誰？

984
01:46:49,403 --> 01:46:52,340
{\an8}(丹生)全然見えない！

985
01:46:52,406 --> 01:46:54,408
(歓声)

986
01:46:58,679 --> 01:47:01,182
⟨いよいよ…⟩

987
01:47:08,956 --> 01:47:11,893
(福田)誰？誰？誰？

988
01:47:11,959 --> 01:47:14,462
(丹生)全然見えない！

989
01:47:19,967 --> 01:47:21,903
(歓声)

990
01:47:21,969 --> 01:47:25,406
{\an8}(鶴瓶)聡ちゃん！
>>よろしくお願いします！

991
01:47:25,473 --> 01:47:27,975
よろしくお願いします！

992
01:47:29,977 --> 01:47:31,979
お願いします｡

993
01:47:34,482 --> 01:47:36,984
{\an8}よろしくお願いします｡

994
01:47:38,986 --> 01:47:40,855
{\an8}(鶴瓶)やかましい！

995
01:47:40,922 --> 01:47:43,925
{\an8}(若槻)お疲れさまでした｡

996
01:47:46,928 --> 01:47:48,930
{\an8}そんなことないです！

997
01:47:50,431 --> 01:47:52,433
{\an8}今日!?

998
01:47:53,935 --> 01:47:56,437
(吉村)３月中にね｡

999
01:47:58,439 --> 01:48:00,374
{\an8}(鶴瓶)違うか？

1000
01:48:00,441 --> 01:48:02,376
{\an8}ウソやん！

1001
01:48:02,443 --> 01:48:04,946
{\an8}でもまぁ
慣れていったら大丈夫やって｡

1002
01:48:14,956 --> 01:48:17,391
{\an8}>>そして大変恐縮なんですけども→

1003
01:48:17,458 --> 01:48:20,895
いろんな事情で僕が本格的に
出演できるのが２月から｡

1004
01:48:20,962 --> 01:48:23,898
{\an8}２月から正式に…｡
(鶴瓶)よろしくお願いします｡

1005
01:48:23,965 --> 01:48:25,967
{\an8}>>よろしくお願いします｡

1006
01:48:32,974 --> 01:48:34,976
{\an8}(鶴瓶)どういうことやねん！

1007
01:48:38,980 --> 01:48:40,915
{\an8}(笑い)

1008
01:48:47,421 --> 01:48:50,858
{\an8}⟨高校生の裕子さんにとって
愛犬ｼﾞｪﾆﾌｧｰは家族⟩

1009
01:48:50,925 --> 01:48:52,927
{\an8}⟨いや…⟩

1010
01:48:54,428 --> 01:48:57,932
{\an8}⟨だがこのジェニファーによって
裕子さんは…⟩

1011
01:49:03,437 --> 01:49:07,441
{\an8}⟨ある日ちょっとおなかが
痛くなった裕子さん⟩

1012
01:49:14,448 --> 01:49:16,951
{\an8}⟨なぜかジェニファーは…⟩

1013
01:49:22,957 --> 01:49:27,461
{\an8}⟨そしてこの後自分が
大ケガをするとは思わず…⟩

1014
01:49:32,466 --> 01:49:34,902
{\an8}⟨一体裕子さんは…⟩

1015
01:49:34,969 --> 01:49:37,405
{\an8}⟨中川さんお答えください⟩

1016
01:49:37,471 --> 01:49:39,407
{\an8}え～！

1017
01:49:39,473 --> 01:49:43,344
{\an8}ドアが開かなくて
ずっと出る時押してたら→

1018
01:49:43,411 --> 01:49:45,413
{\an8}いきなり…｡

1019
01:49:51,419 --> 01:49:53,421
(水洗音)

1020
01:49:54,922 --> 01:49:57,858
⟨さっきまで爆睡していた
ジェニファーは→

1021
01:49:57,925 --> 01:50:00,428
トイレの前で…⟩

1022
01:50:05,933 --> 01:50:09,370
⟨そんなことなど知らない
裕子さん⟩

1023
01:50:09,437 --> 01:50:11,939
⟨恐怖の時は迫る！⟩

1024
01:50:13,441 --> 01:50:15,443
⟨で…⟩

1025
01:50:29,457 --> 01:50:31,392
(裕子)痛～い！

1026
01:50:31,459 --> 01:50:33,461
⟨もちろん原因は…⟩

1027
01:50:38,966 --> 01:50:41,402
(松島)
しょうがない！でもこれは｡

1028
01:50:43,904 --> 01:50:47,341
⟨ジェニファーのヨダレで
滑った裕子さん⟩

1029
01:50:47,408 --> 01:50:49,410
⟨なんと…⟩

1030
01:50:54,415 --> 01:50:56,417
⟨かわいい…⟩

1031
01:51:21,842 --> 01:51:23,778
{\an8}⟨この人⟩

1032
01:51:24,011 --> 01:51:26,514
おしゃれ～！

1033
01:51:33,521 --> 01:51:35,523
{\an8}おかえり！

1034
01:51:42,963 --> 01:51:44,965
⟨と…⟩

1035
01:51:56,477 --> 01:51:58,479
⟨そして…⟩

1036
01:52:18,499 --> 01:52:21,435
{\an8}⟨津田さんそれは何？⟩

1037
01:52:21,502 --> 01:52:24,004
{\an8}ハンドルが外れて…｡

1038
01:52:38,519 --> 01:52:40,454
うわぁああ！

1039
01:52:45,960 --> 01:52:47,895
{\an8}⟨折れ曲がった⟩

1040
01:52:47,962 --> 01:52:49,964
うわぁ～あ！

1041
01:52:55,469 --> 01:52:57,471
(松島)危ない危ない｡

1042
01:53:02,977 --> 01:53:05,913
⟨よく見ると舞さんは→

1043
01:53:05,980 --> 01:53:07,982
なんと…⟩

1044
01:53:15,489 --> 01:53:17,992
{\an8}⟨｢仰天｣への投稿にも…⟩

1045
01:53:23,497 --> 01:53:26,000
(男性)大丈夫ですか!?

1046
01:53:27,501 --> 01:53:31,939
{\an8}めちゃくちゃハンドルが
折りたたまれた状態で→

1047
01:53:32,006 --> 01:53:35,009
{\an8}自転車をこいだんですよ｡
(鶴瓶)すごいなそれ｡

1048
01:53:41,448 --> 01:53:43,384
{\an8}>>怖っ！

1049
01:53:43,450 --> 01:53:45,953
{\an8}初めてのこぎ方だったので…｡

1050
01:53:51,458 --> 01:53:53,460
{\an8}やってないやってない！

1051
01:53:54,962 --> 01:53:58,465
{\an8}上の判断でカットされたん？
>>ないですないですないです！

1052
01:54:00,968 --> 01:54:02,970
⟨女性⟩

1053
01:54:19,987 --> 01:54:22,423
{\an8}⟨彼女は→

1054
01:54:22,489 --> 01:54:25,993
{\an8}そそくさと
その場を立ち去ることに⟩

1055
01:54:27,494 --> 01:54:29,496
⟨彼女は…⟩

1056
01:54:33,000 --> 01:54:36,003
{\an8}⟨そのため
走行中の振動などで…⟩

1057
01:54:38,005 --> 01:54:40,007
{\an8}うわぁああ！

1058
01:55:03,030 --> 01:55:05,032
{\an8}実は僕…｡

1059
01:55:08,035 --> 01:55:12,039
{\an8}(鶴瓶)えっ!?
>>ちゃっかり仕事はしてるんです｡

1060
01:55:13,540 --> 01:55:15,476
{\an8}そうです｡

1061
01:55:15,542 --> 01:55:18,479
{\an8}(杉原)全部のＶＴＲの中で…｡
(若槻)全部!?

1062
01:55:18,545 --> 01:55:20,547
{\an8}何役もやってますよ｡

1063
01:55:22,549 --> 01:55:25,552
{\an8}(杉原)まずは鈴木奈々さんが演じた…｡

1064
01:55:30,557 --> 01:55:33,560
{\an8}(杉原)続いて福田麻貴さんが演じた…｡

1065
01:55:38,565 --> 01:55:41,001
{\an8}(津田)何でこればっかなん？

1066
01:55:43,003 --> 01:55:46,006
{\an8}(杉原)そして中川安奈さんが演じた…｡

1067
01:55:50,010 --> 01:55:52,012
{\an8}(中川)ここに？

1068
01:55:53,514 --> 01:55:57,017
{\an8}(杉原)まだまだありますよ
100ｋｇ超えだった男性が…｡

1069
01:56:00,521 --> 01:56:02,456
{\an8}(丹生)こことかは？

1070
01:56:02,523 --> 01:56:05,526
{\an8}(杉原)さらに丹生明里さんが演じた…｡

1071
01:56:11,031 --> 01:56:13,033
{\an8}(杉原)そして…｡

1072
01:56:27,548 --> 01:56:29,983
>>違う違う違う！
挟まれた人は…｡

1073
01:56:30,050 --> 01:56:31,985
僕頑張りましたよ｡

1074
01:56:32,052 --> 01:56:35,990
{\an8}正解はどうなんでしょうか？
こちらをご覧ください｡

1075
01:56:36,056 --> 01:56:38,559
{\an8}⟨誰にも気付かれなかった…⟩

1076
01:56:41,495 --> 01:56:44,498
⟨まずは
きゅうりが詰まったこちら⟩

1077
01:56:49,002 --> 01:56:51,939
胃カメラの準備してくれる？

1078
01:56:52,005 --> 01:56:53,941
⟨ここ⟩

1079
01:56:54,008 --> 01:56:55,943
ウソ!?

1080
01:56:56,009 --> 01:56:58,512
{\an8}全然分かんなかったです私｡

1081
01:57:05,519 --> 01:57:07,955
{\an8}どうもありがとうございました｡

1082
01:57:08,021 --> 01:57:10,524
⟨ここにも⟩

1083
01:57:14,528 --> 01:57:16,530
{\an8}☏(着信音)

1084
01:57:26,473 --> 01:57:28,976
{\an8}⟨ＶＴＲに
こっそり出演していた…⟩

1085
01:57:31,478 --> 01:57:33,981
{\an8}☏(着信音)

1086
01:57:35,983 --> 01:57:37,985
⟨ここにもいた⟩

1087
01:57:39,486 --> 01:57:42,423
{\an8}(若槻)大将!?
(松島)大将もやってました！

1088
01:57:42,489 --> 01:57:45,426
♪～Itallkeepsaddingup

1089
01:57:45,492 --> 01:57:47,428
♪～IthinkI’mcrackingup

1090
01:57:47,494 --> 01:57:49,997
いくぞ～！
(４人)フォ～！

1091
01:57:51,999 --> 01:57:54,001
{\an8}気付かん気付かん｡

1092
01:57:56,003 --> 01:57:57,938
⟨さらに…⟩

1093
01:58:00,441 --> 01:58:02,376
(福田)えっ！炭酸水のやつ｡

1094
01:58:02,443 --> 01:58:04,878
いい具合だな｡
>>あぁこれですか｡

1095
01:58:04,945 --> 01:58:07,881
⟨｢仰天｣パーカーを着て
スタッフ役まで⟩

1096
01:58:07,948 --> 01:58:09,950
うわっ！

1097
01:58:11,452 --> 01:58:13,887
⟨最後は…⟩

1098
01:58:13,954 --> 01:58:16,390
(津田)本人役ね｡

1099
01:58:18,959 --> 01:58:21,895
(吉村)そうね｡
(若槻)これ本人なんだ｡

1100
01:58:21,962 --> 01:58:23,897
(鶴瓶)これは本人やったんや｡

1101
01:58:23,964 --> 01:58:26,400
(津田)本人っぽく見せて
本人やったんや｡

1102
01:58:26,467 --> 01:58:28,902
(丹生)すごい！
(若槻)すごいな｡

1103
01:58:28,969 --> 01:58:30,904
(中山)これだけのために
撮ったんだ｡

1104
01:58:30,971 --> 01:58:33,407
(松島)はい｡
(鶴瓶)すごいな｡

1105
01:58:33,474 --> 01:58:35,409
(福田)すごい！

1106
01:58:35,476 --> 01:58:37,911
(鈴木)
全然分かんなかった｡

1107
01:58:40,481 --> 01:58:42,416
(鶴瓶)分からへんかったわ｡

1108
01:58:46,987 --> 01:58:49,990
⟨ということで今回松島は…⟩

1109
01:58:51,992 --> 01:58:53,927
(鈴木)分かんなかった！

1110
01:58:53,994 --> 01:58:55,929
{\an8}本人だったんだやっぱり｡

1111
01:58:55,996 --> 01:58:58,432
{\an8}(鶴瓶)聞いてても
分からへんよね｡

1112
01:59:05,439 --> 01:59:08,442
{\an8}(松島)ロケ中
本人で演じた時に…｡

1113
01:59:24,458 --> 01:59:27,394
{\an8}⟨それを再現する⟩

1114
01:59:27,461 --> 01:59:29,396
{\an8}(杉原)意外な過去を大公開！

1115
01:59:29,463 --> 01:59:33,467
{\an8}(２人)私のとっておきの１枚！
パート２｡

1116
01:59:39,473 --> 01:59:41,475
{\an8}(杉原)まずは１枚目｡

1117
01:59:43,977 --> 01:59:45,979
{\an8}(鶴瓶)ホンマに分からへん｡

1118
01:59:47,981 --> 01:59:49,983
{\an8}(笑い)

1119
01:59:51,985 --> 01:59:53,921
{\an8}はい！私ですよ｡

1120
01:59:53,987 --> 01:59:56,857
{\an8}(津田)かわいい！やっぱり｡
(中山)これ５歳ぐらいで｡

1121
01:59:56,924 --> 01:59:59,426
{\an8}うちが
工場やってたもんですから…｡

1122
02:00:00,928 --> 02:00:03,363
{\an8}従業員の方連れていって｡

1123
02:00:03,430 --> 02:00:05,866
{\an8}草津温泉か伊香保温泉だと
思うんですよ｡

1124
02:00:05,933 --> 02:00:07,935
{\an8}鉢巻きして…｡

1125
02:00:09,937 --> 02:00:11,939
{\an8}すごい楽しそうな｡

1126
02:00:13,941 --> 02:00:16,877
{\an8}(笑い)

1127
02:00:16,944 --> 02:00:18,946
(杉原)続いてまいりましょう｡

1128
02:00:24,952 --> 02:00:27,387
{\an8}>>鈴木さん分かります？

1129
02:00:27,454 --> 02:00:29,957
{\an8}(鶴瓶)奈々分かる？

1130
02:00:34,962 --> 02:00:37,965
{\an8}(吉村)分かってないでしょ？
>>分かりますよ｡

1131
02:00:39,466 --> 02:00:42,402
{\an8}正解です｡
(鈴木)ほら！

1132
02:00:42,469 --> 02:00:44,905
{\an8}松井さん覚えてます？
この時のこと｡

1133
02:00:44,972 --> 02:00:46,974
{\an8}覚えてないんですけど…｡

1134
02:00:49,476 --> 02:00:52,412
{\an8}(鶴瓶)これディズニーか｡

1135
02:00:52,479 --> 02:00:55,482
{\an8}(松井)１歳ぐらいの頃｡
(鶴瓶)かわいいな｡

1136
02:00:57,417 --> 02:00:59,920
{\an8}>>思い出話だけ聞いてます｡

1137
02:01:03,924 --> 02:01:05,926
{\an8}何にも覚えてないんです｡

1138
02:01:12,933 --> 02:01:15,369
{\an8}(松島)詰め寄っちゃって｡

1139
02:01:15,435 --> 02:01:18,372
{\an8}(鶴瓶)刺激になって｡
>>確かにね｡

1140
02:01:18,438 --> 02:01:21,942
{\an8}(杉原)さぁ続いてまいりましょう
どなたでしょうか？

1141
02:01:30,951 --> 02:01:34,454
{\an8}>>僕です｡
(鶴瓶)そやそやそやそや｡

1142
02:01:35,956 --> 02:01:37,891
{\an8}>>消防士の格好してね｡

1143
02:01:37,958 --> 02:01:41,395
{\an8}消防のイベントみたいなのに
行って着させていただく体験で｡

1144
02:01:41,461 --> 02:01:44,398
{\an8}大き過ぎた感じになったみたいで｡
(鶴瓶)大き過ぎたのもかわいいよな｡

1145
02:01:44,464 --> 02:01:46,967
{\an8}(鈴木)かわいいね｡

1146
02:01:48,468 --> 02:01:50,470
{\an8}はいはいはいはい｡

1147
02:01:52,472 --> 02:01:54,474
{\an8}あっ弊社の｡

1148
02:01:55,976 --> 02:01:58,412
{\an8}｢あんたには無理！｣って｡

1149
02:01:58,478 --> 02:02:01,415
{\an8}(鶴瓶)ここに入りたかったん？
>>そうですね｡

1150
02:02:01,481 --> 02:02:03,483
{\an8}(鶴瓶)ずるいよね｡

1151
02:02:05,485 --> 02:02:07,487
(津田)真逆ですもんね｡

1152
02:02:13,493 --> 02:02:15,429
{\an8}(鶴瓶)誰がや！

1153
02:02:15,495 --> 02:02:17,497
(杉原)次の方まいりましょう｡

1154
02:02:21,501 --> 02:02:23,503
{\an8}⟨この子は…⟩

1155
02:02:26,506 --> 02:02:29,009
{\an8}(杉原)次の方まいりましょう｡

1156
02:02:32,345 --> 02:02:34,347
{\an8}(鶴瓶)誰や？

1157
02:02:38,352 --> 02:02:40,854
{\an8}(津田)じゃあ
どうすればいいんですか!?

1158
02:02:42,356 --> 02:02:44,791
{\an8}(鶴瓶)違う違う違う｡

1159
02:02:44,858 --> 02:02:46,860
{\an8}>>当てちゃダメ｡

1160
02:02:52,532 --> 02:02:54,534
{\an8}はい！

1161
02:02:58,038 --> 02:03:01,475
{\an8}(丹生)これは
家族で釣り堀に行った時に→

1162
02:03:01,541 --> 02:03:03,543
{\an8}うれしくて…｡

1163
02:03:06,480 --> 02:03:08,982
{\an8}かわいらしいですポージングも｡

1164
02:03:10,984 --> 02:03:12,986
せ～の｡

1165
02:03:16,990 --> 02:03:18,925
(杉原)次の方です｡

1166
02:03:18,992 --> 02:03:21,495
この方です｡
(松島)あれ？

1167
02:03:29,002 --> 02:03:31,505
{\an8}(鈴木)ひどいね？ひどいよ！

1168
02:03:33,507 --> 02:03:35,509
{\an8}(鶴瓶)でもかわいいやん｡

1169
02:03:37,010 --> 02:03:39,012
{\an8}>>フィンランド!?

1170
02:03:40,514 --> 02:03:43,517
{\an8}そうですまさに｡
(鶴瓶)いいとこやあそこ｡

1171
02:03:46,019 --> 02:03:49,022
{\an8}>>雪だるまって普通２段じゃない｡
>>そうですよね｡

1172
02:03:51,024 --> 02:03:53,026
{\an8}顔のつくりが｡

1173
02:03:55,028 --> 02:03:56,963
{\an8}似てるかもしれない｡

1174
02:03:57,030 --> 02:03:59,533
{\an8}(吉村)メガネ取る？

1175
02:04:04,037 --> 02:04:06,473
{\an8}(杉原)では最後｡
>>最後になります｡

1176
02:04:08,975 --> 02:04:10,977
{\an8}(中山)画素数がね｡

1177
02:04:13,480 --> 02:04:15,415
{\an8}(鶴瓶)おい！

1178
02:04:15,482 --> 02:04:17,918
{\an8}>>こう撮ってないですよ｡

1179
02:04:17,984 --> 02:04:21,421
{\an8}(鶴瓶)誰が自分の子ども
防犯カメラで撮んねん！

1180
02:04:21,488 --> 02:04:23,490
{\an8}ちゃんとしてんねやこれ｡

1181
02:04:24,991 --> 02:04:26,927
(福田)これ私です｡

1182
02:04:26,993 --> 02:04:28,995
{\an8}帽子が…｡

1183
02:04:34,501 --> 02:04:36,436
{\an8}(一同)え～!?

1184
02:04:36,503 --> 02:04:40,440
{\an8}おかしいですよね
同じ出身幼稚園で｡

1185
02:04:40,507 --> 02:04:44,511
{\an8}こう撮ったんだよね？
目線は違うとこ向いてるから｡

1186
02:04:52,519 --> 02:04:54,955
{\an8}(笑い)

1187
02:04:55,021 --> 02:04:57,524
{\an8}(松島)和気あいあいとして
いいですね｡