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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)さぁ始まりました｢イッテＱ！｣｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)２本立てでお送りしま～す！
>>ワッショ～イ！

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{\an8}どうもどうもどうも！
(いとう)どうも～！

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{\an8}(出川)お願いしま～す！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)まずは２年ぶりに→

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復活ということで
｢マジシャン出川｣｡

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(出川)はい２年前の最後のやつが
ちょっと失敗は多かったんで→

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今回頑張らなきゃ
いけなかったんですけれども→

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{\an8}ちょっといろいろまた…｡

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{\an8}>>あららららら｡
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)今日出川ｶﾞｰﾙがいませんけども｡

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{\an8}(出川)見ていただきたいなと｡
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)どうですか？２年たって→

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マジックの腕というものは
上がったように思われますかね？

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{\an8}はい｡
(宮川)どうされた？

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{\an8}(出川)こちらの五百円玉の上に→

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{\an8}こちらのグラスを…｡

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{\an8}３･２･１…｡

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{\an8}はい！あっ…｡
(宮川)あっ！見えた…｡

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(出川)ハハハハ…！

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)ノールッキン！

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{\an8}⟨やって来たのは…⟩

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{\an8}(出川)ただお嬢がですね本当に…｡

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{\an8}(出川)今回ロケになんと
来られないということで｡

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{\an8}⟨慌てて…⟩

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{\an8}⟨全員…⟩

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{\an8}⟨｢イッテＱ！｣…⟩

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{\an8}⟨綾瀬はるか石原さとみなどを
輩出した…⟩

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)ここじゃないここじゃない！

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{\an8}(塚本)その後の…｡

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{\an8}(塚本)…と言いました｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)いやいやいやあのね…｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｯﾌ)出川さん…｡

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{\an8}⟨ではここで…⟩

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{\an8}⟨披露するのは…⟩

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テケテケテケテン！パッ！

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{\an8}⟨前回スペインで学んだ…⟩

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{\an8}(出川)さぁ…｡

36
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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)ごめんな｡

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{\an8}(出川)こちらに…｡

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{\an8}(出川)テケテケテケテケテケテケ…！

39
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{\an8}ハッ！あっ痛ぇ～！

40
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{\an8}痛い痛い！

41
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{\an8}はい！ハハハハ…！

42
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{\an8}⟨とんでもない洗礼を浴びて
ロケスタート⟩

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{\an8}⟨今回の師匠は
ドイツナンバーワンを決める→

44
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{\an8}マジック大会で優勝経験もある
アラナさん⟩

45
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{\an8}⟨エンターテインメントの聖地
ラスベガスの舞台に→

46
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{\an8}たびたび立つ彼女が見せるのは→

47
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{\an8}他にはない…⟩

48
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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)あれ？何？

49
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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:ｲﾓﾄ)えっ？

50
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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)スゲェな｡

51
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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)面白い｡

52
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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)えっ？
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:大島)スゴい｡

53
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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:ｲﾓﾄ)スゲェ！
(出川)えっ！

54
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{\an8}⟨ここからどんどん…⟩

55
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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)あれ？

56
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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)うわ～！
何？これ…あっ！

57
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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:大島)あらららら！

58
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(出川)いやいやいやいや…！

59
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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)
初めて見たこんなの｡

60
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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)面白い｡

61
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(出川)うわ～！
(拍手)

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{\an8}そうなんですよだって…｡

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{\an8}(ｱﾗﾅさん)オウ！

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{\an8}(スタジオの笑い)

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{\an8}⟨今回はアラナさんが…⟩

66
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{\an8}うっ！

67
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⟨不器用な出川はあえて…⟩

68
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{\an8}⟨まずは…⟩

69
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{\an8}私チップスが大好きなの｡

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う～ん！まだまだ食べられるわ｡

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う～ん！

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Watch！１･２･３｡

73
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(出川)えぇ～！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)割れた｡

74
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{\an8}⟨手のひらでチップスが破裂⟩

75
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{\an8}(出川)えぇ～！

76
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{\an8}⟨なんと出川…⟩

77
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{\an8}(出川)さぁ今日は…｡

78
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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)手が怪しい｡
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:大島)怪しい｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)
ちょっと見えちゃって…｡

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{\an8}⟨それでは出川の…⟩

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{\an8}(出川)スリーツーワン…｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)あれ？

83
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{\an8}(出川)イッツショータイム！

84
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{\an8}⟨輪ゴムで固定したチップスを
ただ握りつぶしただけ⟩

85
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{\an8}⟨それでは…⟩

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{\an8}⟨重要なのは輪ゴムの巻き方⟩

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{\an8}⟨手首から手の甲に
ご覧のように回す⟩

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{\an8}(ｱﾗﾅさん)見えないように…｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)分からんかこれ｡

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{\an8}⟨さらに…⟩

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)なるほど｡

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{\an8}⟨そして手を開けば…⟩

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{\an8}(出川)これは…｡

94
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{\an8}⟨お次も輪ゴムを使ったﾏｼﾞｯｸ⟩

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(出川)えぇ～痛い痛い痛い痛い…！

96
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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)何？何？

97
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(出川)うわ～痛い痛い
痛い痛い痛い！

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>>あっ！

99
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{\an8}⟨それでは…⟩

100
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{\an8}⟨目の中に入れているように
見えた輪ゴムだが→

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{\an8}実際は…⟩

102
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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)簡単なこと｡

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{\an8}⟨人さし指と親指のフックを
緩めれば→

104
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{\an8}ゆっくり手の中に
引き込まれるという仕掛け⟩

105
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{\an8}(出川)えぇ～！
>>簡単でしょ？

106
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{\an8}(出川)うわ～！あぁ～！あぁ～！
あぁ～～～…！

107
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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)どこから入って…｡

108
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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)
ここじゃないんだよ｡

109
00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:05,879
{\an8}⟨そして口の中から出てくる
輪ゴムは→

110
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{\an8}ステージに立つ前に入れておく⟩

111
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{\an8}>>英語

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{\an8}(出川)普通に…｡

113
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{\an8}⟨それでは出川が挑戦⟩
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)頑張って｡

114
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>>大丈夫ですか？もう｡

115
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(スタジオの笑い)

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)ヤバい｡
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)大丈夫かな？

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)ヤバいよ｡
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)隠してるな｡

118
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{\an8}(スタジオの笑い)
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)アウト！

119
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{\an8}第46回ホリプロ
タレントスカウトキャラバンの…｡

120
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(スタジオの笑い)
グランプリでホリプロに…｡

121
00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:09,943
{\an8}私の目標が
出川ガールになることで→

122
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:13,447
出川ガールになれて
とってもうれしいです｡

123
00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:16,450
{\an8}(出川)ねっ？

124
00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:18,452
{\an8}(スタジオの笑い)

125
00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:20,520
{\an8}⟨続いては…⟩

126
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ダディーを私の手の中に｡

127
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:35,469
そしてマミーは
あなたの手の中に｡

128
00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:38,472
固く握っていてね｡

129
00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:42,542
ここで登場するのは魔法の粉よ｡

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00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:47,047
１･２･３！１･２･３！

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えっ？えっ？えっ？
えっ？えっ？えっ？

132
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(出川)おぉ～！
>>えっ！マミーがいた！

133
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{\an8}(出川)おぉ～！

134
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{\an8}⟨さらにマジックは続く⟩

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00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:06,933
⟨今度は
ダディーとマミー２匹とも→

136
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,436
塚本の手の中に⟩

137
00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:12,439
(ｱﾗﾅさん)ここからダディーを
私の手に→

138
00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:14,941
ワープさせてみせるわ｡

139
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:18,445
ここでまた魔法の粉の登場よ｡

140
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:21,515
１･２･３！ＯＫ！

141
00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:29,523
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)どこ飛んだ？

142
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:37,531
(塚本)えっ怖い怖い怖い！
なんで？

143
00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:57,484
{\an8}⟨タネを見破りたい
出川のために…⟩

144
00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:02,923
{\an8}⟨…をしていきます⟩

145
00:12:02,989 --> 00:12:05,926
{\an8}ここに２匹のウサギ
マミーとダディーよ｡

146
00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:08,428
{\an8}(出川)ＯＫ！ＯＫ！
>>マミーダディー｡

147
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:11,431
{\an8}まずダディーを私の手の中に｡

148
00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:13,433
{\an8}⟨実はこの時→

149
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,436
{\an8}アラナは自分の左手に
ウサギを入れているように→

150
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:18,438
見せかけているが→

151
00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:20,941
実際には右手の中に⟩

152
00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:23,443
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:ｲﾓﾄ)うわっ上手｡
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)上手やな｡

153
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:25,946
{\an8}⟨そしてさりげなく
２匹のウサギを→

154
00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:28,448
{\an8}出川に握らせる⟩

155
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:31,451
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)入ってるんだ｡

156
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:34,955
{\an8}(ｱﾗﾅさん)開けてみて｡
(出川)ＯＫ？

157
00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:37,023
{\an8}おぉ～！

158
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:42,462
ちょっと待って
まぁまぁまぁまだ２匹は分かる｡

159
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,965
この後よ｡
(塚本)あぁ～子どもたち｡

160
00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:47,400
⟨実はこの直前アラナは…⟩

161
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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)
もう持ってんねや｡

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00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:52,906
{\an8}(出川)おぉ～！
⟨出川が驚いている隙に→

163
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:55,408
小さいウサギを
ポケットから出し→

164
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:58,912
右手の中に潜ませていた⟩

165
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:01,414
>>じゃあ今度は
マミーもダディーも→

166
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:03,917
あなたに渡すわ｡

167
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:07,420
(出川)あぁもう
こっち絶対ないもんね｡

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00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:10,423
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)見てる見てる｡
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)やりにくいけど…｡

169
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:13,426
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:出川)スゲェ見て…
こんな見てたのに…｡

170
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:17,931
これは…こんなの…
だまされないから｡

171
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:21,434
{\an8}⟨そして全てのウサギを
出川の手の中に入れれば→

172
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,436
{\an8}トリック完成⟩

173
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,505
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)すでにもう…｡

174
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:30,443
(出川)ハハハハ…！

175
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,512
{\an8}⟨結局…⟩

176
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:36,516
{\an8}⟨これに
挑戦⟩

177
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:46,960
{\an8}(出川)まず１つ目のこのマミーを→

178
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:49,896
私の手の中に入れます｡

179
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:53,466
そしてこちらのダディーを…｡

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00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:04,411
{\an8}(出川)ハハハハ…！

181
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:08,415
ハハハハ…！

182
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:11,418
⟨それではここで…⟩

183
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:13,486
{\an8}⟨いただくのは…⟩

184
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,491
{\an8}(出川)おぉ～！

185
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,431
{\an8}(ｽﾀｯﾌ)それが
ここから世界に伝わって→

186
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,433
{\an8}｢ハンバーグ｣とか
｢ハンバーガー｣とか→

187
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,501
{\an8}呼ばれるようになった｡

188
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:36,943
{\an8}⟨それは
腕立ての姿勢で戦う格闘技⟩

189
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,945
{\an8}⟨相手を攻撃し→

190
00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:41,948
{\an8}手のひらと足の先以外を
床につければ→

191
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:45,518
{\an8}１ポイントゲット⟩
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)これスゴいな｡

192
00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:52,959
{\an8}⟨出川塚本それぞれ…⟩

193
00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:07,407
{\an8}⟨それでは
小デブディレクターと→

194
00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:10,410
{\an8}小デブの演者が繰り広げる→

195
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:12,979
{\an8}本気の戦いをご覧あれ⟩

196
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,483
{\an8}⟨ただし…⟩

197
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,420
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)頑張れ！
>>頑張れ！

198
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,422
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)
結構しっかりしてる｡

199
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,924
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)
意外としっかりしてる｡

200
00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:28,928
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)ハハハハ…！

201
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:32,432
⟨さらに出川
立て続けにダウン⟩

202
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:35,435
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)あぁ～！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)うまいね｡

203
00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:39,439
⟨後のない出川⟩

204
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:43,009
⟨もはや立って振り倒し…⟩

205
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:49,883
⟨一方小デブディレクター…⟩

206
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:51,885
(スタジオの笑い)

207
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,887
⟨全体重を乗せた
ボディーアタック⟩

208
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,389
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)ひどいひどい…｡

209
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,391
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)
立ち上がって早く！早く！

210
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,894
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)時間ないよ！

211
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,964
出川さん大丈夫ですか？
(出川)痛い痛い痛い！何秒？何秒？

212
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:10,904
{\an8}⟨出川残念ながら…⟩

213
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,906
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)本場のハンバーグ｡

214
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:17,477
{\an8}⟨続いて塚本はお母さんこと
平田プロデューサーを指名⟩

215
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,489
{\an8}⟨一方塚本は…⟩

216
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,493
{\an8}⟨そこそこ…⟩

217
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,433
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)頑張れ！

218
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,936
{\an8}(出川)おぉ～！はい１ポイント！

219
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,938
{\an8}⟨意外にもお母さん先制⟩

220
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,440
{\an8}⟨だがその後試合は…⟩

221
00:16:49,943 --> 00:16:51,878
{\an8}(平田)キャ～！

222
00:16:51,945 --> 00:16:54,948
{\an8}(出川)スタート！
>>キャ～！

223
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:59,886
{\an8}⟨見掛け倒しとは
まさにこのこと⟩

224
00:16:59,953 --> 00:17:03,456
{\an8}(出川)えぇ～４対１！
はい！足広げて！

225
00:17:07,961 --> 00:17:09,963
{\an8}⟨塚本…⟩

226
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,466
{\an8}⟨いただくのは…⟩

227
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,476
{\an8}(出川)本当だ｡

228
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:31,484
{\an8}⟨ハンブルクの運河沿いに立つ
老舗食堂…⟩

229
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,492
{\an8}⟨こちらはオーナーの…⟩

230
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,386
{\an8}⟨そんな店のハンバーグが…⟩

231
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:09,389
>>うわ～スゴ～い！

232
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:12,892
(出川)スゴ～い！
(塚本)スゴい！ハンバーグ！

233
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:16,963
⟨パン粉や卵などのつなぎを
一切使用しない…⟩

234
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:21,468
{\an8}⟨ストロングスタイル⟩

235
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,985
{\an8}⟨実は塚本
デビュー１年目から…⟩

236
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,993
{\an8}(出川)みんなね…｡

237
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,935
{\an8}(出川)何だっけ？

238
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,902
{\an8}⟨本番のショーでは
これまで教えてもらった→

239
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,970
{\an8}マジックだけでなく…⟩

240
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,923
{\an8}(出川)本当だったら今回の…｡

241
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,991
{\an8}お嬢だったんですよ｡

242
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:13,513
{\an8}⟨この後マジシャン出川…⟩

243
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:19,886
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)さぁ改めまして今回急きょ
ロケにね行ってくれた→

244
00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:21,888
塚本恋乃葉ちゃんでございます！
(宮川)恋乃葉ちゃん！

245
00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:24,390
{\an8}お願いしますお願いします｡

246
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:26,459
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)哲ちゃんとのロケはどうでした？

247
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:30,897
{\an8}(笑い)
(出川)本当に？

248
00:20:30,964 --> 00:20:35,468
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)実際ね会ってやってみるとね
想像以上だったなっていうのがね｡

249
00:20:39,973 --> 00:20:43,409
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)はいいやあの…｡

250
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:46,980
{\an8}(出川)あぁ～！
>>調子悪いですね｡

251
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:58,424
(出川)いや～お久しぶりです｡

252
00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:01,928
マジシャン出川です｡
>>出川さ～ん！

253
00:21:01,995 --> 00:21:05,932
{\an8}(出川)これからマジック始まる前に
ちょっと小腹がすいたので→

254
00:21:05,999 --> 00:21:08,434
チップを食べさせて
いただきたいと思います｡

255
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:10,436
(宮川)どうぞどうぞ｡

256
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:13,439
(出川)う～んおいしいですね｡

257
00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:15,508
じゃあもうちょっと…｡

258
00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:19,879
あぁ～いかんいかん！わた…｡

259
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:23,383
うわっ！
(笑い)

260
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:26,886
(宮川)何ですか？今の｡

261
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:30,890
(出川)何だっけ…？
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)もう面白過ぎるあの人｡

262
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:33,459
もう…｡
(村上)事故？

263
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:45,405
{\an8}(笑い)

264
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:47,907
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)あっ来た！
(宮川)あっ来た！

265
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:50,410
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)マジシャン！
(いとう)マジシャン！

266
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:53,913
(宮川)頑張ってください！
(いとう)あれ？

267
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,916
(出川)続きましては…｡
(笑い)

268
00:21:56,983 --> 00:22:00,920
(出川)こちらの輪ゴムを使った
マジックをやりたいと思います｡

269
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,922
(いとう)何？何？
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)それがどうなるんですか？

270
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:06,426
(出川)何の変哲もな…ない…｡
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)えっ何ですって？

271
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,928
(出川)何の変哲もない輪ゴムですが→

272
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,431
このマジックは
非常に危険なので…｡

273
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:13,433
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)急に口調変わりましたね｡

274
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:16,436
(笑い)

275
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:19,872
(出川)この輪ゴムを
目の中に入れるという→

276
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:22,875
非常に危ないマジックなので…｡

277
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:25,378
(いとう)危ない危ない！やめた方が…｡

278
00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:27,380
(大島)危ない危ない！
(宮川)そんなの入らない…｡

279
00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:30,383
(出川)うわ～！うっうっ…！

280
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:33,386
うっ…！うっ…うっうっ…｡

281
00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:36,389
(いとう)見えない見えない｡
(大島)どうなってるんだろう？

282
00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:39,892
(宮川)逆サイドやな
先生と違うな｡

283
00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:42,395
あれ？ちょっと…｡
(出川)うっうっ…！

284
00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:47,900
うっうっ…！うぅ…！

285
00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:50,903
フォ～！
(笑い)

286
00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:53,406
(出川)はい！

287
00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:56,909
これは
非常に危険なマジックなので→

288
00:22:56,976 --> 00:23:01,914
子どもはマネしないように｡
(いとう)何かしゃべってる！

289
00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:03,983
(大島)
｢子どもはマネしないように｣｡

290
00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:08,488
(大島)どこ見ていいのか
分からなかった｡

291
00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:12,425
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)いつ始まって
いつ終わったんだろうね？

292
00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:14,427
分かんなかったね｡
>>どういうマジックだったのか…｡

293
00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:16,929
何なん？今の｡

294
00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:19,365
{\an8}(出川)さぁ続いてが
最後のマジックになります｡

295
00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:22,869
{\an8}(宮川)最後だ｡
(出川)はいこちら何の変哲もない→

296
00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:26,372
こちらの赤いペーパーと
こちらの白いペーパーを使って→

297
00:23:26,439 --> 00:23:29,876
遊びたいと思います
じゃあ大輔ちょっとこちらに｡

298
00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:33,880
>>あぁ～怖い｡
(ｲﾓﾄ)怖いですね｡

299
00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:35,882
(出川)何が怖いんですか？
(宮川)いやすいません｡

300
00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:38,885
すいません失礼します｡
(出川)皆様に見せてあげてください｡

301
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:42,388
何の変哲もないペーパーですよね｡
>>はい｡

302
00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:44,891
(出川)このペーパーを
自分の好きなところで→

303
00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:48,394
こうして破ってください｡
(宮川)えっいいんですか？

304
00:23:48,461 --> 00:23:50,396
(出川)はい自分の好きなように｡
>>もうビリビリビリと｡

305
00:23:50,463 --> 00:23:53,399
(出川)はいビリビリビリビリ
破ってください｡

306
00:23:53,466 --> 00:23:57,904
そして破ったペーパーを…｡
>>何？これ｡

307
00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:00,907
(出川)そう！そうそうそうそう…｡

308
00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:05,411
>>はい破りました｡
(出川)破ったペーパーをこうして…｡

309
00:24:05,478 --> 00:24:08,915
はいクネクネクネクネ！
(２人)クネクネクネクネ～！

310
00:24:08,981 --> 00:24:11,417
(出川)はい！
(２人)クネクネクネクネ～！

311
00:24:11,484 --> 00:24:14,921
(出川)はいそして先頭を
こうやって出してください｡

312
00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:17,423
>>はい｡
(出川)はい私が今から→

313
00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:21,360
こちらのソルトを使って
おまじないをかけたいと思います｡

314
00:24:21,427 --> 00:24:24,363
秘密のです｡
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)あの塩好きだね｡

315
00:24:24,430 --> 00:24:27,366
>>もう出てましたね｡
(出川)逆でしたすいません｡

316
00:24:27,433 --> 00:24:30,870
はいサササササ！
>>ありがとうございます｡

317
00:24:30,937 --> 00:24:33,372
(出川)さぁこれで
おまじないをかけました｡

318
00:24:33,439 --> 00:24:35,374
テクマクマヤコン
テクマクマヤコン！

319
00:24:35,441 --> 00:24:37,877
まずは私のからいきます｡

320
00:24:37,944 --> 00:24:41,380
３･２･１はい！

321
00:24:41,447 --> 00:24:44,884
♪～タラララララ～

322
00:24:44,951 --> 00:24:48,387
♪～タラララララ～ララ～

323
00:24:48,454 --> 00:24:50,890
♪～ララララララ～ララ～

324
00:24:50,957 --> 00:24:54,393
(一同)えぇ～！
(ｲﾓﾄ)えっ？

325
00:24:54,460 --> 00:24:57,396
(いとう)えぇ～スゴい！
(拍手)

326
00:24:57,463 --> 00:25:01,467
(出川)さぁミュージックスタート！

327
00:25:02,969 --> 00:25:07,907
{\an8}>>えっ？俺がですか？
(出川)ミュージックスタート！

328
00:25:07,974 --> 00:25:11,911
>>♪～タラララララ～
(出川)♪～タラララララ～

329
00:25:11,978 --> 00:25:15,915
>>♪～タラララララ～ララ～
(出川)♪～タ～ララララ

330
00:25:15,982 --> 00:25:17,850
>>♪～ララララララ～

331
00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:19,852
あれ？あれあれ？
ちょっと待ってください｡

332
00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:24,357
(出川)あぁ～！大輔！
何失敗してるの恥ずかしい！

333
00:25:24,423 --> 00:25:26,359
>>いやいやいや…｡
(出川)ちょっと俺に→

334
00:25:26,425 --> 00:25:28,361
恥をかかせないでください！

335
00:25:28,427 --> 00:25:30,363
もう気持ちが
やっぱ少ないんですよ｡

336
00:25:30,429 --> 00:25:33,366
もっとこうやって
丸く丸くして…はい！

337
00:25:33,432 --> 00:25:37,370
(出川:宮川)クネクネクネクネ
クネクネクネクネ～！

338
00:25:37,436 --> 00:25:39,872
クネクネクネクネ
クネクネクネクネ～！

339
00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:43,876
(出川)そう！これぐらい！じゃあ
こちらをプレゼントしますから→

340
00:25:43,943 --> 00:25:48,881
もう一度挑戦してみてください
３･２･１はい！

341
00:25:48,948 --> 00:25:52,885
>>♪～タラララララ～
(出川)♪～タラララララ～

342
00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:55,888
>>♪～タラララララ～ララ～

343
00:25:55,955 --> 00:25:59,392
(出川)♪～タ～ララララ
>>♪～タラララララ

344
00:25:59,458 --> 00:26:03,396
スゴい！えぇ～！
(ｲﾓﾄ)なんで？

345
00:26:03,462 --> 00:26:05,398
スゴい！
(出川)はい大輔ありがとう！

346
00:26:05,464 --> 00:26:07,400
>>いやありがとうございました｡
(出川)でもせっかく→

347
00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:09,402
協力してくれたんで→

348
00:26:09,468 --> 00:26:12,905
こちらのペーパーを大輔に
プレゼントしたいと思います｡

349
00:26:12,972 --> 00:26:15,408
いやまだそこにいてください｡

350
00:26:15,474 --> 00:26:18,844
ただ普通にプレゼントしても
楽しくないので→

351
00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:22,348
こちらのペッパーをシュ～！

352
00:26:22,415 --> 00:26:24,350
はいペッパーを
いっぱいかけます｡

353
00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:27,353
そしてここで
もう一度願いをかけます｡

354
00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:31,357
はいう～ん…！

355
00:26:31,424 --> 00:26:34,860
う～ん…！

356
00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:40,866
はい！いよ～～～っ！

357
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:45,371
はい！
(拍手)

358
00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:49,875
(出川)ハハハハ…！ハハハハ…！

359
00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:51,877
(宮川)怖い怖い怖い｡

360
00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:55,881
(ｲﾓﾄ)入ってる入ってる｡
(村上)スゴいいっぱい出てくる｡

361
00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:57,883
(２人)イッツショータイム！

362
00:26:57,950 --> 00:27:00,386
(笑い)
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)ありがとうございました｡

363
00:27:00,453 --> 00:27:02,388
(ｲﾓﾄ)スゴい！

364
00:27:02,455 --> 00:27:05,391
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)後半出川くん巻き返しましたね｡
(出川)ありがとうございます｡

365
00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:07,960
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)何にしてもね…｡

366
00:27:10,463 --> 00:27:13,899
{\an8}あのタイミングで割ることは
なかなかできませんよ｡

367
00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:16,402
(出川)あれはなぜかといいますと→

368
00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:19,338
早めにスタンバっちゃったのね
ポテトチップを｡

369
00:27:19,405 --> 00:27:21,841
{\an8}そうすると手の力が
だんだんだんだん…｡

370
00:27:21,907 --> 00:27:24,844
{\an8}(笑い)

371
00:27:24,910 --> 00:27:26,912
あっなるほど！

372
00:27:28,414 --> 00:27:31,350
(出川)あぁ～いかんいかん！わた…｡

373
00:27:31,417 --> 00:27:35,354
うわっ！
(笑い)

374
00:27:35,421 --> 00:27:37,423
(宮川)何ですか？今の｡

375
00:27:47,933 --> 00:27:50,936
{\an8}⟨やって来たのは…⟩

376
00:27:53,939 --> 00:27:55,941
{\an8}⟨ここは…⟩

377
00:27:59,445 --> 00:28:02,948
{\an8}⟨ここに新感覚ｱﾄﾗｸｼｮﾝが
あるという⟩

378
00:28:08,954 --> 00:28:11,457
{\an8}(いとう)なんか分かんないけど…｡

379
00:28:12,958 --> 00:28:16,962
{\an8}⟨地上285ｍにある…⟩

380
00:28:24,970 --> 00:28:27,907
{\an8}(いとう)ねぇ動いて…｡

381
00:28:27,973 --> 00:28:31,477
{\an8}⟨ビルの壁から
部屋がせり出した⟩

382
00:28:38,484 --> 00:28:41,987
{\an8}⟨ここから落下するのかと
思いきや…⟩

383
00:28:48,494 --> 00:28:50,996
{\an8}(いとう)キャ～…！

384
00:28:58,504 --> 00:29:00,506
{\an8}⟨それでは…⟩

385
00:29:05,511 --> 00:29:08,013
⟨まずは…⟩

386
00:29:10,516 --> 00:29:13,018
{\an8}⟨やって来たのは…⟩

387
00:29:19,525 --> 00:29:21,527
{\an8}⟨こちら…⟩

388
00:29:25,531 --> 00:29:27,533
{\an8}(いとう)何？

389
00:29:55,494 --> 00:29:58,998
{\an8}⟨注目すべきは
飛び込んだ後…⟩

390
00:30:18,517 --> 00:30:21,020
{\an8}⟨それでは…⟩

391
00:30:28,027 --> 00:30:31,964
{\an8}⟨マヌブラザーズの判定で
勝敗を決めてもらう⟩

392
00:30:32,031 --> 00:30:34,033
{\an8}⟨トップバッターは…⟩

393
00:30:36,035 --> 00:30:38,037
⟨さぁ…⟩

394
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,542
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)うまいうまい！

395
00:30:45,544 --> 00:30:49,481
{\an8}⟨マークしぶきは上がったが
背中を強打⟩

396
00:30:53,485 --> 00:30:55,487
⟨続いて…⟩

397
00:31:07,499 --> 00:31:11,437
{\an8}⟨佐藤ビビって
｢Ｉ｣の形⟩

398
00:31:11,503 --> 00:31:13,505
{\an8}⟨さぁ…⟩

399
00:31:18,010 --> 00:31:20,012
⟨見事…⟩

400
00:31:27,519 --> 00:31:29,955
(笑い)

401
00:31:30,022 --> 00:31:33,459
⟨あさこ…⟩

402
00:31:33,525 --> 00:31:35,461
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)痛そう｡

403
00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:37,529
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:大島)
ヤバいよ太ももとか｡

404
00:31:45,037 --> 00:31:47,039
{\an8}(佐藤)申し訳ないです本当に…｡

405
00:32:02,988 --> 00:32:04,990
{\an8}⟨続いては…⟩

406
00:32:16,001 --> 00:32:18,003
{\an8}⟨こちら実に…⟩

407
00:32:22,508 --> 00:32:24,510
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)見たい｡

408
00:32:26,011 --> 00:32:28,013
⟨記録は…⟩

409
00:32:29,515 --> 00:32:32,951
⟨間近で車のクラクションを
聞いた時ほどの大きさ⟩

410
00:32:33,018 --> 00:32:35,020
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:大島)スゴ～い！

411
00:32:36,522 --> 00:32:38,524
{\an8}⟨そういうあさこも…⟩

412
00:32:40,025 --> 00:32:42,961
{\an8}⟨それはかつて
ゲップで牛を集めるという→

413
00:32:43,028 --> 00:32:45,030
{\an8}挑戦をした時…⟩

414
00:32:47,032 --> 00:32:49,902
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)出そう出そう｡
(ゲップ)

415
00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:52,971
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:大島)いい！いいね！

416
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,982
{\an8}⟨こちらの計測器で…⟩

417
00:33:06,986 --> 00:33:09,488
{\an8}⟨果たして…⟩

418
00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:31,510
{\an8}⟨冷えた炭酸飲料を
追加⟩

419
00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,448
⟨おなかの中にはすでに→

420
00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:40,452
750ミリリットルの炭酸が
詰め込まれている⟩

421
00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:43,522
⟨すると兆しが…⟩
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)くるよ！

422
00:33:45,024 --> 00:33:47,459
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)
くるくるくるくる…！

423
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:51,897
{\an8}(ゲップ)
(スタジオの笑い)

424
00:33:51,964 --> 00:33:54,466
{\an8}(ゲップ)

425
00:34:05,978 --> 00:34:08,414
⟨２発目はどうか？⟩

426
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,482
{\an8}(ゲップ)

427
00:34:13,986 --> 00:34:16,922
⟨続いては…⟩

428
00:34:16,989 --> 00:34:18,991
⟨…が登場⟩

429
00:34:21,493 --> 00:34:23,996
⟨続いての
世界記録は…⟩

430
00:34:26,498 --> 00:34:28,500
{\an8}⟨やって来たのは…⟩

431
00:34:35,007 --> 00:34:38,510
{\an8}⟨こちらノエリンさんと
愛馬のローズ⟩

432
00:34:56,528 --> 00:34:59,031
{\an8}⟨例えばこんな技⟩

433
00:35:06,538 --> 00:35:09,041
{\an8}⟨ノエリンさんと
ローズは…⟩

434
00:35:14,046 --> 00:35:16,048
{\an8}(いとう)えっスゴい！

435
00:35:29,061 --> 00:35:32,998
{\an8}⟨他にも牛やリャマなど
さまざまな動物を飼っては→

436
00:35:33,065 --> 00:35:35,567
{\an8}技を教え込んでいる⟩

437
00:35:41,073 --> 00:35:44,576
{\an8}⟨実際試してみると
ローズは…⟩

438
00:35:47,079 --> 00:35:49,081
{\an8}⟨しかし…⟩

439
00:35:50,516 --> 00:35:55,020
{\an8}⟨聞けば馬は相手を見て
判断しているそうなので…⟩

440
00:36:09,034 --> 00:36:11,036
{\an8}(いとう)イェイ！

441
00:36:25,050 --> 00:36:27,052
{\an8}(いとう)あれ？でも…｡

442
00:36:37,563 --> 00:36:39,565
{\an8}⟨それでは…⟩

443
00:36:42,568 --> 00:36:44,570
{\an8}⟨あさリンは…⟩

444
00:36:46,071 --> 00:36:48,507
{\an8}(ｽﾀｯﾌ)スタート！
(いとう)カム｡

445
00:36:48,574 --> 00:36:53,445
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:ｲﾓﾄ)来た来た｡
(いとう)ストップストップ｡

446
00:36:53,512 --> 00:36:57,516
{\an8}ステップスチール…｡

447
00:36:59,518 --> 00:37:01,954
{\an8}シェイクハンド｡

448
00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:03,956
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:一同)おぉ～！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)いけるいけるよ｡

449
00:37:04,022 --> 00:37:07,459
{\an8}スマイルスマイル｡

450
00:37:07,526 --> 00:37:12,464
{\an8}ＯＫＯＫＯＫ！
アンドリング｡

451
00:37:12,531 --> 00:37:14,466
{\an8}(ベル)

452
00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:17,469
{\an8}(いとう)ピックアカード
ピックアカード｡

453
00:37:17,536 --> 00:37:21,473
{\an8}ＯＫ？ＯＫ？ピックアカード
ピックアカード｡

454
00:37:21,540 --> 00:37:25,978
{\an8}どうした？ピックアカード
イエス！

455
00:37:26,044 --> 00:37:30,983
{\an8}ＯＫ！バックバックバック｡

456
00:37:31,049 --> 00:37:33,485
{\an8}ＯＫ！レイダウン｡

457
00:37:33,552 --> 00:37:37,489
{\an8}レイダウンレイダウン｡

458
00:37:37,556 --> 00:37:40,559
⟨ローズついに…⟩

459
00:37:43,562 --> 00:37:46,064
(いとう)スマイル｡

460
00:37:53,005 --> 00:37:56,008
(いとう)痛っ！痛っ！

461
00:38:00,012 --> 00:38:03,015
{\an8}⟨ラストは…⟩

462
00:38:06,518 --> 00:38:09,021
{\an8}⟨ラストは…⟩

463
00:38:11,023 --> 00:38:13,525
{\an8}⟨やって来たのは…⟩

464
00:38:20,532 --> 00:38:22,401
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)どうやって…？

465
00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:26,405
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:大島)どういうこと？
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)えっ怖っ！

466
00:38:26,471 --> 00:38:30,475
{\an8}⟨ポールの上に立つ女性が…⟩

467
00:38:31,977 --> 00:38:34,479
{\an8}⟨これは…⟩

468
00:38:38,984 --> 00:38:40,919
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)
うわ～これスゴいな｡

469
00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:42,921
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:大島)スゴ～い！

470
00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:45,424
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)
棒の信頼しかないよね｡

471
00:38:45,490 --> 00:38:47,926
{\an8}⟨高さおよそ４ｍのポールを→

472
00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:52,931
{\an8}振り子のように使い踊る
空中スペクタクル⟩

473
00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:59,438
♪～

474
00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:01,506
⟨彼女たちは…⟩

475
00:39:03,508 --> 00:39:05,444
⟨…で
この演目を披露している→

476
00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:07,446
パフォーマー⟩

477
00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:14,019
♪～

478
00:39:19,024 --> 00:39:20,959
{\an8}(いとう)えぇ～！

479
00:39:22,461 --> 00:39:26,965
{\an8}⟨体を留めているのは
太もものベルトのみ⟩

480
00:39:32,471 --> 00:39:34,473
{\an8}⟨こちら…⟩

481
00:39:42,981 --> 00:39:46,985
{\an8}⟨詳しい仕様は秘密だが
専用の…⟩

482
00:39:48,987 --> 00:39:51,990
{\an8}(いとう)そうだ重いよ？あれが…｡

483
00:40:04,503 --> 00:40:06,938
⟨このポール
上る時は自力⟩

484
00:40:07,005 --> 00:40:09,508
⟨プロはすいすい上る⟩

485
00:40:11,510 --> 00:40:14,012
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)
これ大変…怖いね！

486
00:40:19,017 --> 00:40:23,955
⟨そして唯一のベルトも
自分で締めなければならない⟩

487
00:40:25,457 --> 00:40:27,959
{\an8}⟨実はこのパフォーマンス…⟩

488
00:40:34,466 --> 00:40:36,902
{\an8}⟨さらに
頂上が正念場⟩

489
00:40:36,968 --> 00:40:40,972
{\an8}⟨しなるポール上で
立ち上がらなくてはならない⟩

490
00:40:49,481 --> 00:40:51,983
{\an8}⟨ここにきて…⟩

491
00:40:57,489 --> 00:40:59,491
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)ハハハ…！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:ｲﾓﾄ)頑張れ頑張れ！

492
00:41:05,497 --> 00:41:07,999
{\an8}⟨すでに疲労困憊⟩

493
00:41:12,504 --> 00:41:14,506
{\an8}⟨すると…⟩

494
00:41:25,450 --> 00:41:28,954
{\an8}⟨救助も
揺れる空中でやるしかない⟩

495
00:41:40,966 --> 00:41:42,901
{\an8}(いとう)ＯＫ？
(ｴﾐﾘｰさん)ＯＫ｡

496
00:41:42,968 --> 00:41:46,972
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)
ヘルプがスゴいねスゴいね｡

497
00:41:48,473 --> 00:41:50,976
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)
よく…いやスゴいね！

498
00:41:52,978 --> 00:41:55,480
{\an8}(いとう)あっあっ…｡

499
00:42:03,488 --> 00:42:06,925
⟨あとは恐怖に慣れ
体重移動すれば→

500
00:42:06,992 --> 00:42:09,494
振り子の要領で動く⟩

501
00:42:12,497 --> 00:42:15,500
{\an8}⟨パフォーマンスの
見どころは…⟩

502
00:42:17,002 --> 00:42:19,504
{\an8}⟨そしてポールの…⟩

503
00:42:24,009 --> 00:42:26,511
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)うわ～！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:出川)めっちゃ怖い！

504
00:42:28,013 --> 00:42:29,948
{\an8}⟨さらには…⟩

505
00:42:30,015 --> 00:42:32,517
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)これでスピンや｡

506
00:42:41,526 --> 00:42:43,962
(スタジオの笑い)

507
00:42:44,029 --> 00:42:46,531
{\an8}⟨スウェイ･ポール…⟩

508
00:42:49,034 --> 00:42:51,469
⟨いざ…⟩

509
00:42:51,536 --> 00:42:54,539
⟨タイトル…⟩

510
00:42:56,041 --> 00:42:57,976
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:大島)メークしてる
ハハハハ…！

511
00:42:58,043 --> 00:43:00,478
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:黒沢)外？
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)外？

512
00:43:02,547 --> 00:43:06,484
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)えっスゴい！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:ｲﾓﾄ)スゴい！

513
00:43:06,551 --> 00:43:09,988
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:ｲﾓﾄ)おぉ～！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:黒沢)スゴい！

514
00:43:10,055 --> 00:43:12,991
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)いいね！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:出川)スゴいじゃん！

515
00:43:13,058 --> 00:43:15,493
⟨まずは３人のシンクロ⟩

516
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:18,496
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)おぉ～！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:出川)スゴいじゃん！

517
00:43:20,565 --> 00:43:22,434
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)いやスゴい！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:大島)きれい！

518
00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:24,436
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)すてき！

519
00:43:30,008 --> 00:43:32,444
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:一同)おぉ～！

520
00:43:34,512 --> 00:43:37,949
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:出川)
でもこの後怖い…うわ～！

521
00:43:38,016 --> 00:43:40,452
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:ｲﾓﾄ)スゴい！

522
00:43:40,518 --> 00:43:42,954
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:出川)スゴいな｡

523
00:43:45,523 --> 00:43:48,960
⟨そして鬼門のスピン⟩

524
00:43:52,030 --> 00:43:53,965
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:一同)おぉ～！

525
00:43:54,032 --> 00:43:55,967
⟨決まった！⟩
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:大島)スゴい！

526
00:43:58,536 --> 00:44:00,972
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:出川)おぉ～スゴい！

527
00:44:01,039 --> 00:44:04,976
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)
風がいいね逆になびいて｡

528
00:44:09,047 --> 00:44:12,484
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:一同)うわ～！

529
00:44:12,550 --> 00:44:15,487
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)やっぱ
声は出ちゃうんですけどね｡

530
00:44:18,556 --> 00:44:20,492
(スタジオの笑い)

531
00:44:27,499 --> 00:44:30,935
⟨あさこなんとかやりきった⟩

532
00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:36,508
♪～
(いとう)サンキュー｡

533
00:44:44,516 --> 00:44:48,520
{\an8}(スタジオの笑い)
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)ちょっと…！

534
00:44:54,526 --> 00:44:59,030
{\an8}⟨以上｢あさこの
ミステリーツアー｣でした⟩

535
00:45:00,532 --> 00:45:03,968
悪意がありますねこれは｡
(いとう)最後の悪意が…｡

536
00:45:04,035 --> 00:45:05,970
>>僕はあの馬｡

537
00:45:06,037 --> 00:45:10,475
あの格好してだませるって
やっぱりスゴいことやなと｡

538
00:45:10,542 --> 00:45:13,978
でも最後なんかこう…
ちょっと伏せって言われた時→

539
00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:16,047
｢あれ…？｣｡

540
00:45:18,049 --> 00:45:21,419
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)テロップもひどいんだよ
｢知らないおばさん｣でいいのに…｡

541
00:45:21,486 --> 00:45:24,422
{\an8}(笑い)
(村上)確かに｡

542
00:45:24,489 --> 00:45:28,426
{\an8}ほんでやっぱり最後きっちり
噛まれてるのがいいですよね｡

543
00:45:28,493 --> 00:45:30,929
(いとう)ちゃんと噛んだんです｡
(大島)ハハハハ…！

544
00:45:30,995 --> 00:45:34,933
{\an8}(いとう)ちゃんと上と下の歯を使って…｡

545
00:45:34,999 --> 00:45:36,935
{\an8}ガブって｡
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)あさこもなんか…→

546
00:45:37,001 --> 00:45:40,505
{\an8}達人の域にきたよね
なんかもう…｡

547
00:45:42,006 --> 00:45:44,442
{\an8}(いとう)やめて！そんなんじゃないのよ！