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{\an8}(内村)さぁ始まりました｢イッテＱ！｣｡

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{\an8}(内村)２本立てでお送りしま～す｡
>>ワッショ～イ！

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{\an8}どうもどうもどうも！
(いとう)どうも～！

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{\an8}お願いしま～す！
(金子)お願いしま～す！

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⟨世界には…⟩

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⟨…がたくさんいる⟩

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⟨彼らと共にロケをして…⟩

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⟨…を目指すこの企画⟩

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⟨題して…⟩

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{\an8}(中岡)そうです！

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{\an8}フッフ～！

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⟨やって来たのは…⟩

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⟨そして今回は…⟩

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)あれ？
(中岡)10周年｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｯﾌ)はい｡

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{\an8}(中岡)100回ですか｡

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{\an8}100回きてますか100回…｡

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{\an8}⟨それではいこう！
100回を目指して…⟩

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{\an8}⟨まずは…⟩

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{\an8}⟨協力してくれるのは…⟩
(中岡)こんにちは！

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{\an8}>>今日は…｡

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{\an8}⟨それは音楽がかかっている間は
プロレスで戦い→

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{\an8}音楽が止まったら
イスを取るという…⟩

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{\an8}⟨そこで…⟩

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)重いんだ｡
⟨だがこれ…⟩

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(スタジオの笑い)

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(中岡)イテテ！イテテテ…！

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{\an8}(中岡)ヤバいぞ！

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{\an8}おぉ！おぉおぉ…｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)重いんだ｡
(中岡)よっ…！

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{\an8}手も上がらないよだってこれ
めっちゃ重いねんもん｡

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(スタジオの笑い)

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{\an8}⟨そして…⟩

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{\an8}(笑い)

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{\an8}(中岡)だから…｡

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{\an8}⟨あらかじめ髪の毛を…⟩

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)なるほど｡

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)ワッサ～！

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{\an8}(笑い)

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{\an8}⟨ちなみにプロレス好きの
コーディネーター加瀬も→

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{\an8}本人たっての希望で参加⟩

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{\an8}⟨いざ戦いのゴング⟩

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⟨と同時に加瀬コーナーへ⟩

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{\an8}⟨だがバランスを崩し転落⟩

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{\an8}⟨敵が中岡に集中⟩

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(中岡)あぁ～！あぁ～！あぁ～！

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⟨そこに加瀬⟩

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)スゴいスゴい！

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{\an8}(スタジオの笑い)

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(中岡)あぁ～！

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)曲が…｡

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{\an8}(加瀬)うわ～！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:大島)ヤバいヤバい｡

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{\an8}(中岡)加瀬さんやられた？

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{\an8}>>渡さない…｡

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{\an8}⟨続いては…⟩

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{\an8}(中岡)あぁ～…｡

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{\an8}⟨権利の関係で
お見せできないが→

58
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{\an8}普通は吊るしただけの
ピニャータを→

59
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{\an8}滑車を使って上下させたり→

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{\an8}水をかけて邪魔をする⟩

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{\an8}(中岡)１分以内に割れるか？

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{\an8}⟨一家…⟩

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{\an8}(中岡)これを僕が割ったら僕の勝ち｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:大島)おぉおぉおぉ！
スゴいな！

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{\an8}⟨容赦ない
ヘルナンデスファミリー⟩

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{\an8}(中岡)痛っ！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)合間ないの？合間｡

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{\an8}⟨そして…⟩

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{\an8}(中岡の声)そしたら…｡

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{\an8}⟨ロケ…⟩

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)どうしたの？
(ｽﾀｯﾌ)あっ…！

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{\an8}(中岡)何？何？何？何？

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{\an8}⟨これは今世界で
マネされている→

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{\an8}チョップスティック
ドリンクチャレンジ⟩

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)えっ!?
⟨こちらの男性は→

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{\an8}およそ
１時間20分かかって→

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{\an8}ようやくクリア⟩

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⟨割り箸を使って…⟩

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(ｽﾀｯﾌ)スタート！
(スタジオの笑い)

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)だから
２時間前に起こされたんだ｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)
そっか時間かかるから｡

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(中岡)ハハハハ…！

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{\an8}⟨とはいえ中岡５分で
３分の１を飲むハイペース⟩

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)スゴい｡
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:大島)スゴいスゴい｡

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{\an8}⟨だがきついのはここから⟩

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{\an8}⟨水が減ると
箸が漬かる面積が減り→

86
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{\an8}どんどん飲めなくなる⟩

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{\an8}(中岡)スタジオこれ…｡

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{\an8}(中岡)これ…｡

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{\an8}(中岡)ムーさん｡
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)えっ!?

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{\an8}(中岡)このＶＴＲに対して…｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)えぇ～！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:大島)面白くだって｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)面白くっていうか
もう…｡

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{\an8}(スタジオの笑い)

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{\an8}(中岡)さぁ…｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)｢いってみる？｣
言い方｡

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{\an8}(中岡)内村さん！

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)やめときましょう｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)はっきり言って…｡
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)自分でなんとかせえ｡

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{\an8}(スタジオの笑い)

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)早いでも｡
(中岡)いきますよいやいや…｡

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{\an8}いくで｡

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{\an8}いきます！

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)早い早い｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)
いやいやいやいや…｡

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{\an8}⟨続いては…⟩

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)
やっぱ有名なんだね｡

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{\an8}⟨ここで…⟩

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⟨さらにスタッフも…⟩

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｯﾌ)
それぞれの…家族それぞれの｡

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{\an8}(中岡)どういうこと？

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{\an8}⟨階段の上は
最低５万円からの…⟩

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{\an8}(中岡)せやろ？結構やろ？
自腹なんねんでみんな｡

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{\an8}⟨すると…⟩

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{\an8}(中岡)５万のやつ？
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)かわいい！

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{\an8}⟨しかしもし負けたら
自腹で買うことになる⟩

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{\an8}⟨一方最安値は…⟩

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{\an8}⟨対決方法はドリルビンタ⟩

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⟨１回戦は
中岡ＶＳカメラマン寺嶋⟩

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{\an8}(中岡)寺嶋さんいくら？

120
00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:38,972
{\an8}11万1000円｡

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{\an8}⟨口に含んだ水を吹き出したら
敗退⟩

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{\an8}>>＼うわ～！／

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)ハハハハ…！

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)頑張れ！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)痛い痛い痛い！

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00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:55,922
(中岡)う～～～ん…！

126
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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)
加瀬さん強そうだよね｡

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00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:16,443
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)
全然動いてないじゃん｡

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⟨勝負事は
絶対に負けたくない加瀬⟩

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⟨一方神田も
負ければ６万の自腹⟩

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⟨絶対に負けられない戦い⟩

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)
速くなった速くなった｡

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⟨互いに譲らず
勝負は長期戦に⟩

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:大島)スゴい！

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00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:39,399
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:大島)痛い痛い…｡
(スタジオの笑い)

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(中岡)ヤバいヤバい！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)ヤバいヤバい！

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{\an8}⟨先に…⟩

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{\an8}(中岡)フゥ～！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)盛り上がる｡

138
00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:54,414
{\an8}(中岡)やる？
(ｽﾀｯﾌ)やめます！

139
00:11:55,916 --> 00:12:00,353
(スタジオの笑い)
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)変形しちゃうよ｡

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)腫れてない？

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{\an8}(中岡)ちょっと１回１回１回…
１回集合１回集合｡

142
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:09,362
{\an8}１回集合１回集合｡

143
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,932
{\an8}ＯＫ？バラエティー｡

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{\an8}(中岡)レディーゴー！

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:大島)速いなぁ…｡

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00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:28,381
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)
盛り上がってるじゃんめっちゃ｡

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{\an8}⟨ドリルの…⟩

148
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:33,887
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:ｲﾓﾄ)スゴいな｡

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⟨すると神田の口から水滴が⟩

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(スタジオの笑い)

151
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,896
⟨だが加瀬も限界⟩

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00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,965
(中岡)どっち？

153
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:57,344
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)スゴい加瀬コール｡

154
00:12:57,410 --> 00:13:00,847
(中岡)よう頑張った！
バラエティーＯＫ？

155
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:04,918
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:ｲﾓﾄ)なんか
ヤバいことに…大丈夫？

156
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,923
{\an8}(中岡)彼は感動で泣いてます｡

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00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:15,862
{\an8}(中岡)６万円はつらい…｡

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{\an8}ＯＫちょっと待って神田｡

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{\an8}(中岡)神田バラエティーやで
神田バラエティーＯＫ？

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{\an8}神田ちょっと泣かんといてくれ｡

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{\an8}(中岡)はっきり言うて｡

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{\an8}(中岡)６万円が痛すぎて…｡

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{\an8}貯金5000円｡

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{\an8}(中岡)払う払う！

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00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:04,844
{\an8}(ｲﾓﾄ)ピュアな気持ちにね｡
(中岡)ピュアな気持ちって自分で→

166
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あの６万円のやつ取りにいって
自分で我慢しまくって→

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{\an8}勝手に泣いて払うの僕って
どういうことやねん！

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{\an8}(ｲﾓﾄ)確かに！
(大島)本当だな｡

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{\an8}⟨やって来たのは…⟩

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00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:27,434
{\an8}⟨今回はこの町に伝わる
ある競技に挑戦するのだが…⟩

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{\an8}⟨権利の関係で
お見せできないが→

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00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,377
{\an8}バスケットゴールの
上に→

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00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:41,381
{\an8}木の板と
水の入ったﾍﾟｯﾄﾎﾞﾄﾙ⟩

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{\an8}⟨そして
飛んできたボトルを→

175
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,952
{\an8}華麗にキャッチ⟩

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00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,395
{\an8}(中岡)いきます！

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)
そんなうまくいくのかな？

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)あぁ～！

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{\an8}⟨中岡の
フリースロー成功率は→

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10本に１本程度⟩

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⟨そして
ゴールに入ったとしても→

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{\an8}勢いや角度など完璧でなければ→

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{\an8}ペットボトルは飛ばない⟩

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{\an8}(スタジオの笑い)

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{\an8}(中岡)エッソー？

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{\an8}⟨するとこの後…⟩
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)えっ？

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:ｲﾓﾄ)おぉ～！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)おぉ～！

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(ｽﾀｯﾌ)おぉ～！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)あっ！

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:出川)スゲェな！

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{\an8}(中岡の声)
気持ちでよかったのに｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)でもスゴい…！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:出川)いやスゴいよ｡

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{\an8}⟨いったん…⟩

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)アニメみたい｡
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:ｲﾓﾄ)うわ～ステキ！

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｯﾌ)そうですね｡

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{\an8}⟨これで…⟩

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)
めっちゃいいじゃん｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｯﾌ)ないですね｡
(中岡)ねぇ｡

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{\an8}⟨さらに…⟩

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{\an8}(中岡)これいいの!?
(ｽﾀｯﾌ)ヤバい！

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00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,393
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)
めっちゃいいじゃん｡

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{\an8}(水が出る音)

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)えっ？
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:ｲﾓﾄ)あれ？

203
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:24,911
⟨ではここで…⟩

204
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:31,918
(中岡)｢土下座３兄弟｣｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)ハハハハ…！

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00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,359
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)あぁ～いいね！

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(中岡)｢部屋の中でアルファベット集め｣｡

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00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:49,803
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)あっＡでしょ｡

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00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:54,808
(中岡)ＡＢＣＤＥＦＧ→

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00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:58,812
ＨＩＪＫＬＭＮ→

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ＯＰＱＲＳＴＵ→

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00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:07,387
ＶＷＸＹ…｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)あぁ～Ｚ…｡
(中岡)Ｚ｡

214
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以上｢ロッチ中岡の
アルファベット集め｣でした｡

215
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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:出川)早過ぎる早過ぎる｡

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{\an8}⟨さぁ最後は…⟩

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)何だよ火の玉…｡

218
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:41,988
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)何だよ火の玉…｡

219
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{\an8}⟨それは古代ミステカ文明を
起源とし→

220
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,560
{\an8}現在では町の…⟩

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{\an8}(スタジオの笑い)

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00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:04,944
{\an8}⟨だが
中岡のやっている…⟩

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)ハハハハ…！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)えっ？えっ？

224
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:16,389
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)焦げ焦げ…｡
⟨これが…⟩

225
00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:20,326
{\an8}⟨だがホッケー経験者の中岡→

226
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:23,830
{\an8}なかなかのスティックさばき⟩

227
00:19:23,897 --> 00:19:27,400
{\an8}(中岡)ＯＫ？
⟨一方地元選手⟩

228
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,909
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)
えっスゴいスゴい｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｯﾌ)｢やるじゃねぇか｣って…｡

230
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{\an8}(中岡)さすがに…｡
⟨元々中岡が…⟩

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{\an8}⟨という中岡の…⟩

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00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:55,862
{\an8}⟨伝統衣装を身にまとい→

233
00:19:55,929 --> 00:20:00,366
{\an8}イッテＱ！チーム勝利なるか？⟩

234
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:04,437
{\an8}⟨ボールが燃え上がり
いざ決戦の時⟩

235
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:15,882
{\an8}⟨細かいルールは存在せず…⟩

236
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:23,823
{\an8}⟨今回は３点先取したチームが
勝者となるスペシャルマッチ⟩

237
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,326
{\an8}⟨試合開始⟩

238
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:30,830
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:ｲﾓﾄ)頑張れ！
⟨中岡に迫りくる火の玉⟩

239
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:34,334
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:出川)はだし嫌だな｡
(中岡)あっ！

240
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:38,838
{\an8}⟨この緊迫感こそが
町の人の楽しみ⟩

241
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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:ｲﾓﾄ)
熱い熱い熱い熱い…！

242
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:45,345
{\an8}⟨ここで神田がカット⟩
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:ｲﾓﾄ)頑張れ頑張れ！

243
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:48,848
{\an8}⟨中岡へパス⟩
(中岡)あっ！

244
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,417
{\an8}⟨だがこれが…⟩

245
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,421
(中岡)熱い！

246
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:59,859
{\an8}⟨イッテＱ！チームにチャンス⟩

247
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:03,363
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)パスも怖いよね｡
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:ｲﾓﾄ)味方のパス怖いな｡

248
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:06,366
{\an8}⟨加瀬が引きつけ最後は神田⟩

249
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,868
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)いけいけいけ！

250
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:12,872
{\an8}⟨イッテＱ！チームの先制⟩

251
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:16,809
{\an8}⟨さらに…⟩
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:大島)めっちゃ面白い｡

252
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:19,812
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)いいよ｡
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)加瀬さん…｡

253
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:23,883
{\an8}(中岡)よし！おっ！おっ！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)いけいけ！

254
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,887
{\an8}⟨中岡が押し込み２点目⟩

255
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:33,826
{\an8}⟨メキシコチームの…⟩

256
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:37,330
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)
うわっ！もっと火付けるの？

257
00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:39,332
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)火力が…｡

258
00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:42,335
{\an8}(中岡)アチ～！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:大島)あぁ面白い｡

259
00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:45,405
{\an8}(中岡)アチ～！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)あぁあぁあぁ…｡

260
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:49,842
{\an8}(中岡)あぁ～！

261
00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:53,346
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)
負けてらんないもんね｡

262
00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:56,349
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:大島)いけいけ…！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)スゴいな｡

263
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:58,351
{\an8}(中岡)うわ～！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)うまいうまい…｡

264
00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:00,920
{\an8}(中岡)あぁ～！

265
00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:05,858
{\an8}⟨メキシコチームの攻撃は
さらに加速⟩

266
00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:09,429
{\an8}⟨もう火の玉が当たろうが
関係なし⟩

267
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:14,300
{\an8}(中岡)あぁ～！

268
00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:17,804
あぁ～！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)痛い痛い痛い痛い｡

269
00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:20,873
{\an8}⟨さらに浮き球も使ってくる⟩

270
00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:29,816
{\an8}(スタジオの笑い)

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00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:32,819
(中岡)頭頭頭！

272
00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:36,389
(笑い)
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)ウケてる｡

273
00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:41,828
⟨場内に響く加瀬コール⟩

274
00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:44,897
⟨次の１点を決めた方が勝利⟩

275
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:50,837
{\an8}(中岡)うっ！うっ！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)頑張れ！

276
00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:54,841
{\an8}(中岡)前に前に！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:ｲﾓﾄ)いけいけ…頑張れ！

277
00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:57,844
{\an8}(中岡)前前前！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:ｲﾓﾄ)あぁあぁ…｡

278
00:22:57,910 --> 00:23:00,847
{\an8}⟨中岡が突破し加瀬へ⟩

279
00:23:00,913 --> 00:23:03,416
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:一同)あぁ～！

280
00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:08,354
{\an8}⟨加瀬決定的なチャンスを逃す⟩

281
00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:11,858
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)何してんねん｡
⟨そして…⟩

282
00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:14,794
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)足真っ黒｡

283
00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:16,796
(中岡)うっ！うっ！

284
00:23:16,863 --> 00:23:19,799
{\an8}あぁ～！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:出川)あっやられた｡

285
00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:23,870
{\an8}⟨健闘むなしく
イッテＱ！チーム敗北⟩

286
00:23:32,378 --> 00:23:34,380
{\an8}(ｽﾀｯﾌ)あとなんか…｡

287
00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:45,825
{\an8}⟨以上
｢ロッチ中岡のQTube｣でした⟩

288
00:23:45,892 --> 00:23:47,827
{\an8}(中岡)あぁ～痛い！

289
00:23:47,894 --> 00:23:50,830
{\an8}>>いや～素晴らしい｡
(大島)もう泣きました｡

290
00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:53,599
火の玉…ヤバい！ホッケー｡

291
00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:56,102
{\an8}(村上)人の頭から煙が出てるのに
笑ってるのって→

292
00:23:56,169 --> 00:23:58,104
{\an8}スゴいなと思って｡
(中岡)メキシコ行ってなんか→

293
00:23:58,171 --> 00:24:00,606
イッテＱ！チームこのチームで
やりたいぐらいです｡

294
00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:04,177
{\an8}(村上)このチームで？
(大島)このチーム？

295
00:24:06,179 --> 00:24:10,116
(出川)駄目駄目！チェンは
キーパーだよキーパー！

296
00:24:10,183 --> 00:24:13,553
(宮川)靴履いていいですから！
(笑い)

297
00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:15,555
靴はいいです靴はいい｡

298
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:19,125
(大島)靴いらないですよね？
(出川)いらないよ靴は…｡

299
00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:24,564
いらないいらない｡
(内村)俺こんな白いんだよ｡

300
00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:28,568
こんなに白い…
こんなに白い足をさ…｡

301
00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:32,572
こんなに白い足が
やけどしちゃったらどうするの？

302
00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:34,640
>>はい続いてはこちら！

303
00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:40,646
(宮川)よいしょ！
(拍手)

304
00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:45,651
{\an8}⟨今回の担当は…⟩

305
00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:53,659
{\an8}(ｽﾀｯﾌ)それは…｡

306
00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:02,101
{\an8}⟨大きいもので
体長15ｍを超える→

307
00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:05,104
{\an8}巨大生物マッコウクジラ⟩

308
00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:08,608
{\an8}⟨それが群れを成し
垂直に立って寝る→

309
00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:10,610
不思議な光景⟩

310
00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:13,179
{\an8}⟨だがそれは…⟩

311
00:25:21,621 --> 00:25:23,623
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:大島)えぇ～！

312
00:25:26,626 --> 00:25:28,561
{\an8}(金子)あさこさんは
ショートスリーパーなんですね｡

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00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:30,563
{\an8}(ｽﾀｯﾌ)そうです
自称ショートスリーパー｡

314
00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:32,632
{\an8}(金子)えぇ～！

315
00:25:36,135 --> 00:25:38,137
{\an8}(金子)それ…｡

316
00:25:43,643 --> 00:25:45,645
{\an8}(ｽﾀｯﾌ)ほとんど…｡

317
00:25:48,147 --> 00:25:52,151
{\an8}⟨だが近年
マッコウクジラの立ち寝が…⟩

318
00:25:54,654 --> 00:25:59,158
⟨それはカリブ海に浮かぶ島国
ドミニカ国⟩

319
00:26:12,672 --> 00:26:14,540
{\an8}⟨狙うカレンダーは→

320
00:26:14,607 --> 00:26:18,110
{\an8}マッコウクジラと金子が
川の字で寝る１枚⟩

321
00:26:28,621 --> 00:26:30,623
⟨イッテＱ！…⟩

322
00:26:35,628 --> 00:26:37,630
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)トモロヲさん
いつもありがとうございます｡

323
00:26:40,232 --> 00:26:42,635
{\an8}>>オーシャンズ金子が
ドミニカにやって来た～！

324
00:26:42,702 --> 00:26:47,139
♪～オッオッオーシャンズ
オーシャンズ金子フッフ～

325
00:26:47,206 --> 00:26:50,643
{\an8}⟨プロジェクトの舞台は
人口およそ７万人→

326
00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:55,214
{\an8}カリブ海に浮かぶ小さな島国
ドミニカ国⟩

327
00:27:02,722 --> 00:27:04,657
{\an8}(金子)ねぇ？

328
00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:06,726
{\an8}えっ!?

329
00:27:08,728 --> 00:27:12,665
{\an8}⟨実はカリブには
ドミニカ国とドミニカ共和国→

330
00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:15,234
{\an8}２つの｢ドミニカ｣がある⟩

331
00:27:18,237 --> 00:27:21,674
{\an8}⟨同じ｢ドミニカ｣だが
その由来が異なり→

332
00:27:21,741 --> 00:27:24,176
{\an8}ドミニカ共和国の
ドミニカは→

333
00:27:24,243 --> 00:27:27,680
{\an8}カトリックの聖人
ｾﾝﾄ･ﾄﾞﾐﾆｺからきており→

334
00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:30,182
{\an8}人名が由来⟩

335
00:27:30,249 --> 00:27:33,185
{\an8}⟨一方ドミニカ国は
15世紀→

336
00:27:33,252 --> 00:27:37,123
{\an8}コロンブスが
この島に上陸した日が日曜日→

337
00:27:37,189 --> 00:27:41,627
{\an8}スペイン語で
ドミンゴだったことに由来する⟩

338
00:27:41,694 --> 00:27:44,630
{\an8}⟨そして野球は…⟩

339
00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:55,141
{\an8}(金子)そうしましょう！
この国の魅力をね｡

340
00:27:58,144 --> 00:28:02,081
{\an8}⟨それは見られる確率が
15％しかない→

341
00:28:02,148 --> 00:28:05,084
{\an8}マッコウクジラの立ち寝→

342
00:28:05,151 --> 00:28:07,153
{\an8}その…⟩

343
00:28:11,657 --> 00:28:13,659
{\an8}(金子)なんかもう…｡

344
00:28:18,164 --> 00:28:20,166
{\an8}(金子)ハハハハ…！

345
00:28:27,173 --> 00:28:29,175
{\an8}(金子)なるほどね｡

346
00:28:41,187 --> 00:28:44,557
{\an8}>>ハハハハ…！
(金子)ハハハハ…！

347
00:28:44,623 --> 00:28:46,625
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)かわいいな｡

348
00:28:51,130 --> 00:28:53,065
{\an8}(金子)ブヨウ？

349
00:28:53,132 --> 00:29:01,640
♪～

350
00:29:03,642 --> 00:29:06,145
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:出川)違くないわ！

351
00:29:07,646 --> 00:29:09,582
{\an8}(金子)ブラボー！

352
00:29:09,648 --> 00:29:13,586
{\an8}⟨ドミニカ国の主要産業の一つは
観光業⟩

353
00:29:13,652 --> 00:29:17,156
{\an8}⟨その代表格こそ…⟩

354
00:29:18,657 --> 00:29:20,593
{\an8}⟨奄美大島ほどの面積である→

355
00:29:20,659 --> 00:29:22,595
{\an8}ドミニカ国⟩

356
00:29:22,661 --> 00:29:26,599
{\an8}⟨その周りに推定200頭もの
マッコウクジラが→

357
00:29:26,665 --> 00:29:29,168
{\an8}定住しているという⟩

358
00:29:31,670 --> 00:29:34,673
{\an8}⟨プロジェクトに
協力してくれるのは…⟩

359
00:29:36,175 --> 00:29:38,177
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)ええ船やんか｡

360
00:29:44,183 --> 00:29:46,552
{\an8}(金子)キャプテンジョリーイェ～イ！

361
00:29:46,619 --> 00:29:49,054
よろしくお願いします！

362
00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:53,125
{\an8}⟨ではここで
｢オーシャンズ｣企画恒例…⟩

363
00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:58,564
{\an8}(ｽﾀｯﾌ)まずここに来る前に
われわれ→

364
00:29:58,631 --> 00:30:01,066
{\an8}腕がいいと評判の業者が
いくつかあってドミニカ国の｡

365
00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:04,570
{\an8}問い合わせたんですよ
そしたら…｡

366
00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:08,641
{\an8}(金子)えっ！１日45万円以上!?

367
00:30:11,644 --> 00:30:15,147
{\an8}⟨クジラが
いるというだけなのに…⟩

368
00:30:19,652 --> 00:30:23,088
{\an8}(ｽﾀｯﾌ)行き着いたのが
このジョリー船長の会社で…｡

369
00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:25,090
{\an8}(金子)高ぇな！

370
00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:27,092
{\an8}それでも高いな｡

371
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:31,597
{\an8}⟨われわれの知る限り彼が…⟩

372
00:30:31,664 --> 00:30:35,100
{\an8}⟨その理由は１日６時間という→

373
00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:38,604
{\an8}船長の時短勤務⟩

374
00:30:38,671 --> 00:30:40,673
{\an8}⟨さらに…⟩

375
00:30:48,614 --> 00:30:50,616
{\an8}(金子)あっレインボー！あっ！

376
00:30:54,119 --> 00:30:59,058
{\an8}⟨薄い虹を自信満々に見せつける
船長と共に→

377
00:30:59,124 --> 00:31:03,062
遭遇率15％の厳しい戦いが→

378
00:31:03,128 --> 00:31:05,631
ついに始まった⟩

379
00:31:12,238 --> 00:31:14,240
⟨船が行くのは…⟩

380
00:31:18,344 --> 00:31:21,347
{\an8}⟨…として知られている海⟩

381
00:31:33,859 --> 00:31:36,362
{\an8}⟨今回の目的は…⟩

382
00:31:38,364 --> 00:31:40,866
{\an8}⟨彼らが寝るのは…⟩

383
00:31:42,368 --> 00:31:45,804
{\an8}⟨船の上から見つけるのは困難⟩

384
00:32:01,820 --> 00:32:03,822
{\an8}⟨そして…⟩

385
00:32:05,824 --> 00:32:09,328
{\an8}⟨これが
マッコウクジラの立ち寝⟩

386
00:32:12,331 --> 00:32:14,767
{\an8}⟨…といわれている⟩

387
00:32:14,833 --> 00:32:18,270
{\an8}⟨短いチャンスを
確実にものにするため→

388
00:32:18,337 --> 00:32:20,339
{\an8}今回は…⟩

389
00:32:23,342 --> 00:32:25,778
{\an8}(金子)…に来ていただきました！

390
00:32:25,844 --> 00:32:28,347
{\an8}よろしくお願いしま～す！

391
00:32:35,854 --> 00:32:39,792
{\an8}⟨ドミニカ国をはじめ
世界の海を飛び回り→

392
00:32:39,858 --> 00:32:43,295
{\an8}海洋生物の撮影を行う彼女には→

393
00:32:43,362 --> 00:32:45,798
{\an8}輝かしい経歴がある⟩

394
00:32:50,803 --> 00:32:55,240
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:出川)えぇ～！
(金子)グランプリ！

395
00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:58,243
⟨その作品がこちら⟩

396
00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:00,746
{\an8}⟨ザトウクジラの
大きくて美しい→

397
00:33:00,813 --> 00:33:04,249
{\an8}けれども
傷だらけの尻尾を捉えた１枚が→

398
00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:07,753
{\an8}人々の心を打った⟩

399
00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:12,758
⟨他にもウミガメが
クラゲを食べる瞬間⟩

400
00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:15,260
{\an8}⟨クマノミのかわいい顔を→

401
00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:19,331
{\an8}正面から撮った写真が代表作⟩

402
00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:26,772
{\an8}(金子)えぇ～！テテテッテッテ～
テテテッテレテレ～！

403
00:33:26,839 --> 00:33:28,774
{\an8}されてるんですか？

404
00:33:28,841 --> 00:33:30,776
{\an8}(高橋)去年｡
(金子)去年？

405
00:33:30,843 --> 00:33:35,347
{\an8}⟨金子はもちろんのこと
イッテＱ！メンバーが…⟩

406
00:33:41,854 --> 00:33:44,356
{\an8}⟨今回の…⟩

407
00:33:45,791 --> 00:33:49,294
{\an8}⟨それでは
マッコウクジラの…⟩

408
00:33:55,801 --> 00:33:58,737
{\an8}⟨家族で暮らす
マッコウクジラは→

409
00:33:58,804 --> 00:34:02,307
{\an8}鳴き声で頻繁に会話をする⟩

410
00:34:09,314 --> 00:34:12,818
{\an8}⟨だがそれは
つぎはぎだらけの…⟩

411
00:34:15,821 --> 00:34:19,758
{\an8}⟨…が
こういうところに出てくる⟩

412
00:34:19,825 --> 00:34:21,827
{\an8}⟨そして…⟩

413
00:34:24,830 --> 00:34:28,267
{\an8}⟨ボロボロ集音器の性能を
信じるならば→

414
00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:33,772
{\an8}船の半径５ｋｍ圏内に
マッコウクジラはいない⟩

415
00:34:33,839 --> 00:34:36,275
{\an8}⟨北に…⟩

416
00:34:36,341 --> 00:34:38,777
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)海きれい！
(金子)さぁどうでしょう？

417
00:34:38,844 --> 00:34:40,846
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)
確かに海きれいだね｡

418
00:34:42,347 --> 00:34:45,784
{\an8}⟨真剣な表情で海の音を聞く→

419
00:34:45,851 --> 00:34:48,287
ジョリー船長⟩

420
00:34:48,353 --> 00:34:50,355
⟨その時だった⟩

421
00:34:51,857 --> 00:34:54,793
{\an8}(金子)ビンゴ!?
(ｼﾞｮﾘｰ船長)ビンゴ！ビンゴ！

422
00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:56,862
{\an8}⟨早くも…⟩

423
00:34:59,364 --> 00:35:03,368
⟨うわさにたがわぬ
マッコウクジラの楽園⟩

424
00:35:04,870 --> 00:35:06,805
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)えっスゴい！

425
00:35:06,872 --> 00:35:10,809
⟨クジラの潮ブローを発見⟩

426
00:35:10,876 --> 00:35:13,378
⟨見つけたのは…⟩

427
00:35:15,380 --> 00:35:20,319
{\an8}⟨家族と一緒に
島の周囲に定住しているが→

428
00:35:20,385 --> 00:35:22,821
{\an8}やがて来る自立に向け→

429
00:35:22,888 --> 00:35:27,392
時折こうして
単独行動をするのだという⟩

430
00:35:30,395 --> 00:35:33,398
{\an8}⟨金子ダイブ⟩

431
00:35:36,401 --> 00:35:38,837
⟨人懐っこいことで知られる→

432
00:35:38,904 --> 00:35:42,841
この海のマッコウクジラ⟩

433
00:35:42,908 --> 00:35:47,279
⟨うれしいことに向こうから
近づいてきてくれた⟩

434
00:35:47,346 --> 00:35:49,281
⟨そして金子→

435
00:35:49,348 --> 00:35:54,853
特徴的な四角く巨大な頭を
間近に捉えた⟩

436
00:35:57,356 --> 00:35:59,291
{\an8}(金子)スゴかった！

437
00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:03,795
{\an8}⟨さらに世界一の水中カメラマン
高橋→

438
00:36:03,862 --> 00:36:08,800
{\an8}全力バタ足で接近撮影⟩
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)バタ足だよバタ足｡

439
00:36:08,867 --> 00:36:12,304
⟨その巨体に似合わぬ
小さい目が→

440
00:36:12,371 --> 00:36:15,307
なんとも愛くるしい⟩

441
00:36:15,374 --> 00:36:18,877
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:ｲﾓﾄ)スゴい！
(金子)あんな近くでマッコウと…｡

442
00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:23,815
{\an8}>>さっきのさ来たよねこっちに｡

443
00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:26,818
{\an8}こっち来てさなんか
目でこう…｡

444
00:36:26,885 --> 00:36:28,820
{\an8}(金子)見てましたね｡
(高橋)ねっいい感じだった｡

445
00:36:28,887 --> 00:36:30,822
{\an8}(金子)なんかごあいさつ｡

446
00:36:30,889 --> 00:36:33,825
⟨そしてここで→

447
00:36:33,892 --> 00:36:36,828
仲間が加わり２頭に⟩

448
00:36:36,895 --> 00:36:40,332
⟨敵を警戒し
集団で寝ることが多い→

449
00:36:40,399 --> 00:36:42,401
マッコウクジラ⟩

450
00:36:50,342 --> 00:36:55,280
{\an8}⟨するとマッコウクジラは
頭から沈み始めた⟩

451
00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:57,849
{\an8}⟨寝るのか？⟩

452
00:36:59,351 --> 00:37:04,356
{\an8}⟨残念ながら
そのまま泳ぎ去ってしまった⟩

453
00:37:10,362 --> 00:37:13,365
{\an8}⟨キャプテンジョリー…⟩

454
00:37:26,378 --> 00:37:30,315
{\an8}⟨見つけたのはイルカの群れ⟩

455
00:37:30,382 --> 00:37:33,318
(金子)おぉ～スゴいジャンプ！
スゴいジャンプした！

456
00:37:33,385 --> 00:37:36,822
⟨活気に満ちた１日の始まり⟩

457
00:37:36,888 --> 00:37:38,890
{\an8}(金子)フゥフゥフゥ～！

458
00:37:40,892 --> 00:37:42,894
{\an8}⟨だが今日は…⟩

459
00:37:44,896 --> 00:37:46,765
{\an8}(金子)う～ん…｡

460
00:37:46,832 --> 00:37:49,835
{\an8}⟨何度やっても船長の…⟩

461
00:37:51,837 --> 00:37:53,772
{\an8}(金子)ノー？
>>Ｎｏ.

462
00:37:53,839 --> 00:37:55,841
{\an8}(金子)ノービンゴ？

463
00:37:57,843 --> 00:38:01,346
{\an8}⟨実は朝高橋が…⟩

464
00:38:13,358 --> 00:38:15,360
{\an8}(金子)えぇ～！

465
00:38:16,862 --> 00:38:18,864
{\an8}でも…｡

466
00:38:25,871 --> 00:38:27,873
{\an8}(金子)えぇ～！

467
00:38:32,878 --> 00:38:35,380
{\an8}⟨ドミニカは今…⟩

468
00:38:37,382 --> 00:38:40,385
{\an8}⟨すると高橋が…⟩

469
00:38:41,887 --> 00:38:44,890
{\an8}>>今まで…｡

470
00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:52,831
{\an8}でも…｡

471
00:38:56,334 --> 00:39:01,273
{\an8}⟨2025年の運勢は大凶⟩

472
00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:04,843
{\an8}⟨疫病神は高橋だった⟩

473
00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:10,849
{\an8}(金子)うわっ！

474
00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:18,290
{\an8}>>あるじゃないですか○○肩って｡

475
00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:20,792
{\an8}(金子)はいはいはい｡
>>あれだって言われて｡

476
00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:24,296
{\an8}⟨年齢非公開の高橋⟩

477
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:26,798
{\an8}⟨○○肩の｢○○｣は→

478
00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:30,368
{\an8}決して口にはしなかった⟩

479
00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:34,372
(スタジオの笑い)

480
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,882
{\an8}⟨それは…⟩

481
00:39:47,319 --> 00:39:52,824
{\an8}⟨するとスーパーハードの原因が
明らかとなる⟩

482
00:40:03,835 --> 00:40:06,271
{\an8}⟨普段は別々で暮らす→

483
00:40:06,338 --> 00:40:09,274
{\an8}大人のオスとメスや子ども⟩

484
00:40:09,341 --> 00:40:11,843
{\an8}⟨メスのグループに…⟩

485
00:40:15,847 --> 00:40:17,783
{\an8}⟨それを聞いたオスは→

486
00:40:17,849 --> 00:40:19,785
{\an8}直ちに救出に向かい→

487
00:40:19,851 --> 00:40:22,788
{\an8}安全な場所に
連れていくのだという⟩

488
00:40:22,854 --> 00:40:24,856
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)スゲェ父ちゃん｡

489
00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:32,364
{\an8}⟨島の周りに推定200頭いると
聞いていた→

490
00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:34,366
{\an8}マッコウクジラ⟩

491
00:40:34,433 --> 00:40:38,937
{\an8}⟨だが船長の予想では
今いるのは数頭⟩

492
00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:42,941
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)あれ？

493
00:40:46,378 --> 00:40:50,382
{\an8}⟨最後に
われわれが頼ったのは…⟩

494
00:40:52,384 --> 00:40:55,821
{\an8}⟨この地の先住民
カリナゴ族には→

495
00:40:55,887 --> 00:40:58,890
{\an8}伝統のおはらいがあるという⟩

496
00:41:11,903 --> 00:41:14,906
{\an8}(金子)危ないの危ないの｡

497
00:41:17,909 --> 00:41:19,911
{\an8}⟨さらに…⟩

498
00:41:29,421 --> 00:41:31,423
{\an8}(林)あと…｡

499
00:41:38,930 --> 00:41:40,866
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:大島)なんで笑うの？

500
00:41:40,932 --> 00:41:43,935
⟨ではおはらい開始⟩

501
00:41:47,873 --> 00:41:50,809
{\an8}⟨その力で悪霊を退散⟩

502
00:41:50,876 --> 00:41:52,878
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)
上からぶっかけられるんだ｡

503
00:41:57,382 --> 00:42:01,887
⟨続いて
世界一の水中写真家高橋⟩

504
00:42:21,406 --> 00:42:25,911
{\an8}⟨そのパワーを授かった
チームオーシャンズ⟩

505
00:42:30,916 --> 00:42:32,918
{\an8}(３人)オ～！

506
00:42:35,420 --> 00:42:38,423
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)いらねぇ…
このパンはいらねぇ｡

507
00:42:41,259 --> 00:42:43,261
⟨そして迎えた…⟩

508
00:42:50,669 --> 00:42:54,172
{\an8}⟨だが沖に出るとご覧の…⟩

509
00:43:10,188 --> 00:43:15,126
{\an8}⟨だが波は収まるどころか
荒れる一方⟩

510
00:43:15,193 --> 00:43:18,697
{\an8}⟨もはやこれまでだった⟩

511
00:43:27,706 --> 00:43:30,642
{\an8}(金子)よくやってくれた｡

512
00:43:30,709 --> 00:43:32,711
{\an8}⟨｢オーシャンズ｣…⟩

513
00:43:34,713 --> 00:43:38,216
{\an8}(金子)毎回毎回何だろう…｡

514
00:43:46,224 --> 00:43:48,159
{\an8}(金子)いや本当にそうなんですよ｡

515
00:43:53,164 --> 00:43:56,601
{\an8}⟨それでは
かつて高橋が撮影した→

516
00:43:56,668 --> 00:44:00,171
{\an8}マッコウクジラの立ち寝を
ご覧ください⟩

517
00:44:03,174 --> 00:44:08,613
⟨それは寝入りばなを捉えた
貴重なシーン⟩

518
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,615
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)こんな近くで？

519
00:44:10,682 --> 00:44:15,120
⟨４頭の家族が垂直降下⟩

520
00:44:15,186 --> 00:44:18,123
⟨人間が近づいても
意に介さない⟩

521
00:44:18,189 --> 00:44:22,193
⟨よっぽど眠いのだろうか⟩

522
00:44:26,197 --> 00:44:28,633
{\an8}⟨それから数分後→

523
00:44:28,700 --> 00:44:32,637
{\an8}頭を上にし浮上⟩

524
00:44:32,704 --> 00:44:35,640
{\an8}⟨寝付けなかった様子の
赤ちゃんが→

525
00:44:35,707 --> 00:44:38,143
{\an8}お母さんにすり寄る⟩

526
00:44:38,209 --> 00:44:41,146
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)かわいいね！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)スゴい！

527
00:44:41,212 --> 00:44:45,150
{\an8}⟨それを高橋が接近撮影⟩

528
00:44:45,216 --> 00:44:47,585
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)真上からや｡

529
00:44:47,652 --> 00:44:52,090
{\an8}⟨こちらは素潜りの達人
ギヨーム･ネリーが→

530
00:44:52,157 --> 00:44:54,092
{\an8}立って寝るマッコウクジラと→

531
00:44:54,159 --> 00:44:57,595
{\an8}共演した映像⟩

532
00:44:57,662 --> 00:45:03,101
⟨目指していたものは
まさにこれだった⟩

533
00:45:03,168 --> 00:45:07,105
{\an8}⟨一方２人は初日の
マッコウクジラの映像を→

534
00:45:07,172 --> 00:45:10,108
{\an8}確認したいと言い出した⟩

535
00:45:10,175 --> 00:45:12,610
{\an8}⟨すると…⟩

536
00:45:12,677 --> 00:45:15,180
{\an8}(金子)２頭！おぉ～！

537
00:45:19,184 --> 00:45:23,188
{\an8}⟨３日間見られなかったことで
それが…⟩

538
00:45:26,691 --> 00:45:29,127
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)そんなことない｡
(金子の声)ほらほらほら…！

539
00:45:29,194 --> 00:45:31,696
立った立った！
⟨そればかりか…⟩

540
00:45:37,202 --> 00:45:41,206
{\an8}⟨絶対に寝ていないのに…⟩

541
00:45:51,149 --> 00:45:54,652
{\an8}⟨当然カレンダーはボツだが…⟩

542
00:45:59,657 --> 00:46:02,093
{\an8}(金子)万歳！

543
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,596
{\an8}万歳！万歳！

544
00:46:04,662 --> 00:46:08,032
{\an8}失礼いたしました｡

545
00:46:08,099 --> 00:46:10,235
{\an8}(スタジオの笑い)
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)違う違う違う！