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{\an8}(内村)さぁ始まりました｢イッテＱ！｣｡

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{\an8}(内村)２本立てでお送りしま～す！
>>ワッショ～イ！

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{\an8}どうもどうもどうも！
(いとう)どうも～！

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{\an8}>>お願いしま～す！

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{\an8}(内村)さぁまずはとうとう…｡

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{\an8}(宮川)おめでとう！
(中岡)ありがとうございます！

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今回は僕の希望でオランダに
行かせていただいたんです｡

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{\an8}(村上)希望で？
(中岡)というのも…｡

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{\an8}うん…いろいろ
オランダにも思いがあって→

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ちょっと
今回行かせていただきました｡

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(内村)ロケついに100回突破
ということですけども→

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いかがですか？
(中岡)ちょっと１個いいですか？

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水を差すようなこと
言いたくないんですけども…｡

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(内村)じゃあ言わなきゃ…｡
(笑い)

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黙っとけよ｡

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(中岡)ちょっと心の奥にある→

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僕のちょっとした気持ちを
いいですか？

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ちょっとした気持ち…｡
(内村)何ですか？何ですか？

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(中岡)大輔さんの100回記念は
松潤…松本潤さんが…｡

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>>潤ね｡
(中岡)…が来たりですね｡

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イモトが100か国制覇の時は
あの草刈さんが…｡

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>>来てくれてますね｡

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(中岡)女芸人さんとかも
スゴいセレモニーとか…｡

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出川さん
２時間スペシャルでしたっけ？

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２時間スペシャル｡

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{\an8}>>いや前回…
前回スペシャルだったじゃん｡

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(大島)99回は｡
>>そんなこといったら100回→

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{\an8}なんか…｡

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{\an8}(中岡)えっ？えぇ～！

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{\an8}>>確かに｡
>>なんか今の感じやったら…｡

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100回目いってくれたら
うわ～！言えたんやけど→

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もうこのままやったら
応援できひんで｡

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(中岡)えぇ～！
(村上)ちょっとね…｡

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(いとう)言わなくていいってね
内村さんおっしゃったのに→

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{\an8}なんで言ったんだろう？

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{\an8}(笑い)

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⟨世界には…⟩

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⟨…がたくさんいる⟩

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⟨彼らと共にロケをして…⟩

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⟨…を目指すこの企画⟩

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⟨題して…⟩

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{\an8}⟨今回の舞台は
中岡たっての希望で…⟩

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｯﾌ)なので今回…｡

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{\an8}⟨ということで今回は…⟩

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{\an8}⟨題して…⟩

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{\an8}⟨まずは…⟩

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{\an8}(中岡)ここやったっけ？

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{\an8}⟨それは…⟩

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{\an8}(中岡)10？

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{\an8}お願いします｡

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{\an8}⟨中岡は…⟩

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⟨とここで…⟩

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{\an8}(スタジオの笑い)

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)なんかいいね｡

55
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{\an8}(スタジオの笑い)

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{\an8}⟨今回…⟩

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{\an8}(中岡)どうもどうも｡

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{\an8}(中岡)どっか行かないでよ｡
⟨中岡には…⟩

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なるほどありがとう｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｯﾌ)はい｡

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{\an8}⟨今回は
出てきたらカメラマンが→

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{\an8}フランスさんに
入れ替わっているという→

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{\an8}優しめのドッキリ⟩

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⟨それではご覧ください⟩

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{\an8}(中岡)ゼロ｡

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グッドモルゲー！

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)どういうこと？
(中岡)フッフ～！

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)これ天然？
(中岡)グッドモルゲー！

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:中岡)もうマジで…
マジでやっちゃった｡

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)マジ？
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)ちょっと怖いな｡

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⟨そして自らの間違いに気付く⟩

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{\an8}⟨まずは…⟩

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⟨それは
７年前イタリアで挑戦⟩

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{\an8}⟨逆立ちをして
コップ１杯の炭酸飲料を→

75
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{\an8}飲み干せるか？というもの⟩

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:大島)スゴいスゴい｡

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⟨見事成功⟩

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⟨と思いきや…⟩

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{\an8}⟨ならば…⟩

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{\an8}⟨逆立ちではなく…⟩

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{\an8}⟨そして…⟩

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⟨今…⟩

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{\an8}⟨あたかも…⟩

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⟨まずは鉄棒に逆さ吊りになり→

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腰の位置にテーブルをセット⟩

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⟨逆さでないかのごとく…⟩

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(中岡)あぁ喉渇いたから飲もう｡

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)
おっちゃんそっくりやん｡

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)あぁ飲んでる！

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:出川)
いいね！いいよいいよ！

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{\an8}⟨だがさすがは100回の男⟩

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⟨ぐんぐん飲んでいく⟩

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)ヤバいヤバい！
ヤバいヤバい！

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⟨鼻に流れ込むと…⟩

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(中岡)ハァハァ…｡

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:出川)ヤバいヤバい…｡

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)頑張れ！

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)スゴいなそれでも｡

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)頑張るやん
これが中岡なんです｡

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(せき込み)

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)もう一回見るの？
もうええわ｡

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⟨ちなみに
これが５回目の挑戦⟩

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⟨すでにおなかもパンパン⟩

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⟨でも…⟩

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)
もうええって変な頑張り｡

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⟨逆さなので分かりづらいが
あと少し⟩

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)もうええって！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:出川)ヤバいヤバい…｡

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⟨そして…⟩

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(中岡)えっ？

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)あっ…｡

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{\an8}⟨続いては100回記念…⟩

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⟨挑むのは11年前
アメリカで挑んだこの動画⟩

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{\an8}(中岡)あぁ惜しい惜しい…
うわっスゴい！

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いけるいける！おぉ～！

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(中岡)あぁ～！あぁ～！

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⟨結局…⟩

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00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,471
⟨今回はこれを…⟩

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(中岡)あぁ～！

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{\an8}(中岡)…というのが僕の思いでした｡

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{\an8}⟨高校時代…⟩

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{\an8}⟨中岡の…⟩

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{\an8}⟨今回はオランダの
プロホッケーチームとコラボ⟩

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{\an8}⟨10人成功を目指す⟩

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00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:07,567
{\an8}⟨だが…⟩

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{\an8}(中岡)幅100ｍｍ…｡

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00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:23,583
{\an8}(中岡)じゃあ…｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｯﾌ)ご存じじゃないですか｡
(中岡)はい｡

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{\an8}(中岡)なるほど｡

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{\an8}(中岡)スゴいやん｡

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{\an8}⟨そして…⟩

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{\an8}(中岡)おっ…｡

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00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:15,068
{\an8}(中岡)奥？
(ｽﾀｯﾌ)そっちじゃないです｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:大島)ピリついてんな｡
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:出川)あぁ～…｡

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{\an8}(中岡)マジで｡
⟨チャレンジのため…⟩

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{\an8}(永井さん)来ていただいてます｡
(中岡)なるほど｡

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{\an8}(中岡)集まってやる…｡

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00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:08,054
{\an8}⟨中岡は…⟩

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{\an8}⟨現在…⟩

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{\an8}⟨そして…⟩

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{\an8}⟨皆さん…⟩

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｯﾌ)ハハハハ…！

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{\an8}(中岡)せ～の…｡

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00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:51,531
{\an8}(中岡)あの…落ち込まない｡

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{\an8}やっていったら
どのタイミングで→

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{\an8}どの強さで
打っていったらいいか…｡

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{\an8}⟨やはり問題は…⟩

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{\an8}⟨スティックを振るタイミングや
ボールの速度など→

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{\an8}６人が完璧にそろわなければ
成功はない⟩

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00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:22,495
{\an8}⟨サッカーチームが急成長⟩

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00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:26,066
(中岡)うわ～！うわ～！

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:出川)スゴい！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)スゴい！

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{\an8}⟨ここで
キャプテンから…⟩

153
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,457
{\an8}(中岡)そんなつらくない？

154
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,525
{\an8}楽しい？

155
00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:00,033
{\an8}⟨集中力が限界⟩

156
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:16,049
⟨だが約束の…⟩

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00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,554
(中岡)うわ～！

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{\an8}⟨そして…⟩

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00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,506
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:出川)マジか｡
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)マジか｡

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00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,508
(ｽﾀｯﾌ)セット｡

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00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:45,512
{\an8}(中岡)せ～の…いけ～！

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00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,947
{\an8}⟨見事成功⟩

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00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:51,951
{\an8}やった～！よっしゃ～！

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)スゴい！
(中岡)やった～！

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{\an8}(中岡)こっちはやりたいのに｡

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{\an8}⟨続いては
中岡がオランダで…⟩

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{\an8}⟨それが…⟩

168
00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:22,982
{\an8}⟨…するこの技⟩

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00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:27,487
{\an8}⟨およそ３年前オランダの
風車の前で挑んだが…⟩

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00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,556
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:大島)やってた！

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00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:33,493
(中岡)グーテンターク！

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00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:37,063
{\an8}⟨病み上がりということもあり
わずか…⟩

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00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:53,513
{\an8}⟨このひもが
立ち上がることすら難しい⟩

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00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,953
(中岡)落ちたくない…｡

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⟨開始10分⟩
やぁ～！

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)よし｡
(中岡)うわっ！

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00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,533
⟨そして
挑み続けること…⟩

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{\an8}(中岡)ゴー！

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{\an8}あっ…！

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{\an8}⟨ということで急きょ…⟩

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00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,985
{\an8}⟨…を用意⟩

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{\an8}>>こんにちは｡
(中岡)こんにちは～｡

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{\an8}｢こんにちは｣ね日本語｡

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00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,001
{\an8}⟨すると…⟩

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00:18:04,017 --> 00:18:06,519
(中岡)ゴー！

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00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:13,526
(中岡)うわ～…！

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00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:19,032
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:出川)絶対嫌だ絶対嫌だ｡

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00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,546
{\an8}⟨そう…⟩

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{\an8}(中岡)ゴー！

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00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,995
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:ｲﾓﾄ)頑張れ！

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)耐えてるな｡

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(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:大島)ヤバっ！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)うわ～！

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{\an8}(中岡)やった…！
⟨気合で…⟩

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00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,539
(中岡)オエッ…！

195
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,547
(中岡)あっ…｡

196
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,991
{\an8}⟨続いてはロケの…⟩

197
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:09,275
{\an8}(中岡)今度あそこに旗あるよ｡

198
00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:18,718
{\an8}(中岡)オランダベルギー？
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)国境か｡

199
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,160
{\an8}⟨オランダ南部の街
バールレ＝ナッサウは→

200
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,730
{\an8}世界一国境だらけの街と
いわれている⟩

201
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:36,169
{\an8}⟨オランダの中にベルギーの
飛地がいくつもあり→

202
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:39,672
{\an8}街のあちこちに国境が⟩

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00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,741
⟨国境が…⟩

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00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,746
⟨…として登録される⟩

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00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:07,266
{\an8}⟨こちらは…⟩

206
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:14,273
{\an8}⟨ベルギーワッフルやオランダの
アップルケーキなど…⟩

207
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:30,723
{\an8}⟨それは…⟩

208
00:21:36,229 --> 00:21:41,234
⟨最大９ｔの水を放出する
大波も作ることができる⟩

209
00:21:45,238 --> 00:21:47,740
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:出川)ヤバいヤバい｡

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00:22:02,255 --> 00:22:04,757
{\an8}⟨さらにブラジルでは…⟩

211
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:13,199
{\an8}(中岡の声)平田ちゃんに
ウエディングドレス着てもらって｡

212
00:22:13,266 --> 00:22:15,268
{\an8}奥さん役してもらったのよ｡

213
00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:32,719
{\an8}⟨そんなお母さんの言葉で
平田は婚活を決意⟩

214
00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:47,233
{\an8}(ｽﾀｯﾌ)プロフィールは
知ってるうえで？

215
00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:54,240
{\an8}(中岡)500以上ね｡

216
00:23:06,252 --> 00:23:08,755
{\an8}(笑い)

217
00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:15,495
{\an8}⟨さぁ100回記念最後は…⟩

218
00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:20,466
{\an8}⟨何を隠そう中岡は…⟩

219
00:23:21,968 --> 00:23:25,972
{\an8}⟨今回はホッケーが盛んな
オランダで…⟩

220
00:23:30,977 --> 00:23:32,979
{\an8}⟨そんな中岡が…⟩

221
00:23:38,484 --> 00:23:40,419
⟨14歳⟩

222
00:23:40,486 --> 00:23:43,489
{\an8}⟨小学校の頃に…⟩

223
00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:47,994
{\an8}⟨現在は…⟩

224
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:55,868
⟨得点を量産する大活躍で→

225
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:58,438
{\an8}近い将来日本…⟩

226
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,947
{\an8}(中岡)全然違う？

227
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,891
{\an8}(中岡)助けられた？よかった｡

228
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:22,461
{\an8}⟨ここでアンバサダーから…⟩

229
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,983
{\an8}(中岡)みんなは…｡

230
00:24:54,427 --> 00:24:59,365
{\an8}⟨中岡がキーパーとなり
次から次に100球シュート⟩

231
00:24:59,432 --> 00:25:01,934
{\an8}⟨中岡はそれを…⟩

232
00:25:15,948 --> 00:25:17,950
{\an8}(中岡)イェ～イ！

233
00:25:23,456 --> 00:25:25,458
(中岡)うわ～怖い！

234
00:25:29,462 --> 00:25:31,397
{\an8}⟨プロ選手になると→

235
00:25:31,464 --> 00:25:34,901
{\an8}シュート速度は
時速200キロにも達する⟩

236
00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:36,903
{\an8}⟨14歳といえど→

237
00:25:36,969 --> 00:25:40,907
大谷翔平の
ストレートより速い⟩

238
00:25:40,973 --> 00:25:42,975
(中岡)ＯＫ！

239
00:25:44,477 --> 00:25:46,913
あぁ怖い｡
⟨そのためキーパーは→

240
00:25:46,979 --> 00:25:49,916
分厚い防具を
着用するが…⟩

241
00:25:51,918 --> 00:25:53,920
(中岡)あぁ痛い痛い！

242
00:25:57,423 --> 00:25:59,425
{\an8}⟨ここで…⟩

243
00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:06,432
{\an8}(中岡)あぁ｢ゴメンナサイ｣…｡

244
00:26:14,941 --> 00:26:16,876
{\an8}(中岡)いいペースか｡

245
00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:19,378
⟨こうして
ホッケーをＰＲするため→

246
00:26:19,445 --> 00:26:21,380
立ち向かい続ける⟩

247
00:26:21,447 --> 00:26:23,883
(中岡)よっしゃ！止めた！

248
00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:26,886
⟨そしてあと１球⟩

249
00:26:26,953 --> 00:26:28,888
(中岡)あと１球？

250
00:26:28,955 --> 00:26:30,957
{\an8}あっ止めた！

251
00:26:33,459 --> 00:26:35,461
{\an8}クリア？

252
00:26:40,466 --> 00:26:42,902
{\an8}(中岡)ありがとう！

253
00:26:42,969 --> 00:26:44,971
{\an8}ありがとう！

254
00:27:10,496 --> 00:27:14,433
{\an8}⟨以上100回目の
｢ＱＴｕｂｅ｣でした⟩

255
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:17,003
{\an8}>>はい続いてはこちら！

256
00:27:20,006 --> 00:27:24,443
(宮川)よいしょ！
(いとう)今回はドイツで→

257
00:27:24,510 --> 00:27:29,015
早々とカレンダー撮影の方に
チャレンジしてまいりました｡

258
00:27:31,517 --> 00:27:34,520
{\an8}(村上)出てたよ｡
(大島)１月４日だ｡

259
00:27:37,523 --> 00:27:41,460
{\an8}(一同)えぇ～！
(いとう)多分短い…短いです｡

260
00:27:41,527 --> 00:27:43,963
もっとなんか…
ねぇ聞いてると→

261
00:27:44,030 --> 00:27:48,467
｢なんと１年３か月の｣とかよく
ナレーションで聞いてるから…｡

262
00:27:48,534 --> 00:27:52,405
もう私｢長く撮っても半袖が
長袖になるだけですよ｣っつって→

263
00:27:52,471 --> 00:27:57,410
短くしていただいて｡
(内村)それでも４か月ってスゴいな｡

264
00:27:57,476 --> 00:28:00,413
(いとう)お恥ずかしい…葉加瀬さんの曲に
助けていただきました｡

265
00:28:00,479 --> 00:28:02,982
{\an8}(宮川)最高でございますよ｡

266
00:28:04,483 --> 00:28:06,485
{\an8}(笑い)

267
00:28:17,997 --> 00:28:20,499
{\an8}⟨やって来たのは…⟩

268
00:28:32,011 --> 00:28:34,513
{\an8}(いとう)シャ～っつって…｡

269
00:28:50,463 --> 00:28:52,465
{\an8}⟨今回は…⟩

270
00:28:53,966 --> 00:28:55,968
⟨まずは…⟩

271
00:29:16,489 --> 00:29:20,493
{\an8}(ｽﾀｯﾌ)ﾃﾚﾋﾞ塔が有名なんですけど｡
(いとう)あれﾃﾚﾋﾞ塔なんですね｡

272
00:29:33,506 --> 00:29:36,008
{\an8}(いとう)ヤバ～っ！

273
00:29:45,017 --> 00:29:46,952
{\an8}(いとう)いや～！ノーノーノーノー！

274
00:29:47,019 --> 00:29:50,389
{\an8}あぁ～！いや～！

275
00:29:50,456 --> 00:29:52,958
{\an8}やめて！その…｡

276
00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:56,896
{\an8}その押し方嫌いかも！いや～！

277
00:29:56,962 --> 00:29:58,964
{\an8}嫌だこれ…！

278
00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:03,469
{\an8}⟨すると…⟩

279
00:30:04,970 --> 00:30:08,474
{\an8}(いとう)ただ怖いんじゃなくて…違う！
いや～！

280
00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:14,480
{\an8}(いとう)ねぇ！ねぇ！ねぇねぇ！

281
00:30:21,487 --> 00:30:23,923
{\an8}⟨ベルリンタワーとの
ツーショット成功⟩

282
00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:25,991
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:出川)
いいねいいね｡

283
00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:32,498
{\an8}⟨それでは…⟩

284
00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:39,038
{\an8}⟨まずは…⟩

285
00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:44,043
{\an8}⟨それがこの方⟩

286
00:30:53,485 --> 00:30:55,421
(いとう)うわ～！
(ｼﾞｮﾙﾃﾞｨさん)Doyoulikeit？

287
00:30:55,487 --> 00:30:57,990
(いとう)うん！ビューティフル！

288
00:30:59,491 --> 00:31:01,994
⟨だが…⟩

289
00:31:03,495 --> 00:31:05,497
{\an8}⟨まずは…⟩

290
00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:37,529
{\an8}(いとう)ＯＫ！
(ｼﾞｮﾙﾃﾞｨさん)ＯＫ？

291
00:31:46,038 --> 00:31:48,040
{\an8}(いとう)うわ～！

292
00:31:57,483 --> 00:31:59,485
⟨さらに…⟩

293
00:32:01,487 --> 00:32:03,922
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:大島)
あら？

294
00:32:03,989 --> 00:32:05,924
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)
あっパオラ｡

295
00:32:05,991 --> 00:32:08,994
{\an8}⟨上がパオラで下があさこ⟩

296
00:32:10,496 --> 00:32:13,432
{\an8}⟨続いては…⟩

297
00:32:13,499 --> 00:32:16,935
⟨その作品がこちら⟩

298
00:32:17,002 --> 00:32:20,506
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)えっ？
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)ワオ！

299
00:32:29,515 --> 00:32:31,450
{\an8}(スタジオの笑い)

300
00:32:31,517 --> 00:32:37,523
♪～
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)曲合わせないで 寒いから動いてるの！

301
00:32:43,529 --> 00:32:45,464
{\an8}(いとう)うわ～｢ハリー･ポッター｣！

302
00:32:45,531 --> 00:32:47,533
{\an8}⟨それでは…⟩

303
00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:56,976
{\an8}⟨水が入った…⟩

304
00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:10,989
{\an8}(いとう)うわ～！

305
00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:14,493
{\an8}うわ～！

306
00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:30,943
(いとう)どれか！

307
00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:33,011
⟨続いては…⟩

308
00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:45,524
{\an8}(いとう)あっ！

309
00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:49,962
{\an8}スゴい！
⟨まるで…⟩

310
00:33:58,470 --> 00:34:00,472
{\an8}(いとう)そうなの？ゆっくり？

311
00:34:04,410 --> 00:34:06,912
{\an8}⟨このように…⟩

312
00:34:11,917 --> 00:34:14,853
{\an8}⟨これを…⟩

313
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,922
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)そういうことだ｡

314
00:34:19,925 --> 00:34:23,929
⟨エリックさんに操られる
あさこが完成⟩

315
00:34:25,431 --> 00:34:28,367
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)スゲェ！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)へぇ～面白い！

316
00:34:28,434 --> 00:34:31,103
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)面白い！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)スゲェ！

317
00:34:31,937 --> 00:34:33,939
{\an8}⟨それでは…⟩

318
00:34:39,945 --> 00:34:43,382
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)よっ！

319
00:34:43,449 --> 00:34:45,884
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)あら？

320
00:34:45,951 --> 00:34:47,886
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)おぉ～！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:大島)スゴ～い！

321
00:34:49,955 --> 00:34:52,891
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:黒沢)スゴい！

322
00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:55,894
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)スゲェな｡

323
00:34:55,961 --> 00:34:57,896
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:村上)かわいい！

324
00:35:18,016 --> 00:35:21,019
{\an8}⟨見よこの転がり方を⟩

325
00:35:23,522 --> 00:35:25,958
{\an8}(いとう)止まんない！止まんないよ！

326
00:35:28,060 --> 00:35:30,062
⟨続いては…⟩

327
00:35:32,564 --> 00:35:36,068
{\an8}⟨やって来たのは
ヨーロッパパークという遊園地⟩

328
00:35:58,624 --> 00:36:01,126
{\an8}⟨彼が行う…⟩

329
00:36:09,134 --> 00:36:12,070
(いとう)あぁ～スゴい！
みんな…えぇ～！

330
00:36:12,137 --> 00:36:16,074
本当に？ちょっと待って！
これどうやって…｡

331
00:36:16,141 --> 00:36:19,144
ちゃんとさ
自分の順番があるんだね｡

332
00:36:26,084 --> 00:36:28,086
{\an8}⟨あさこもこれを…⟩

333
00:36:31,089 --> 00:36:33,091
{\an8}⟨それでは…⟩

334
00:36:34,593 --> 00:36:38,030
{\an8}(いとう)あっ！
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:一同)うわ～！

335
00:36:38,096 --> 00:36:42,034
{\an8}⟨今回集まってくれたのは…⟩

336
00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:45,103
{\an8}⟨みんな元気いっぱい⟩

337
00:37:00,252 --> 00:37:02,754
{\an8}⟨いざ…⟩

338
00:37:04,756 --> 00:37:09,194
{\an8}♪～｢情熱大陸｣

339
00:37:09,261 --> 00:37:12,197
{\an8}(いとう)スゴく…スゴく引っ張るじゃん｡
♪～

340
00:37:12,264 --> 00:37:13,732
⟨犬大好きの55歳⟩

341
00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:16,735
⟨彼らとの挑戦が始まる⟩

342
00:37:20,305 --> 00:37:22,674
(スタジオの笑い)
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:いとう)ダメなんだって｡

343
00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:31,683
{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)あぁいいね｡
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)いいね！

344
00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:33,752
{\an8}⟨まずは…⟩

345
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:49,701
{\an8}(いとう)ティモ！カム！イェア！

346
00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:51,703
⟨基本はこれだけ⟩

347
00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:53,772
⟨あとは…⟩

348
00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:06,284
{\an8}(いとう)ティモカムはいティモカム！
はいはい…ＯＫ？

349
00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,731
{\an8}⟨再び挑戦⟩

350
00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:23,168
{\an8}(いとう)ティモ！ティモカム！
ティモカム！

351
00:38:23,235 --> 00:38:26,672
{\an8}ＯＫ！ＯＫ！ジェニファー！
ジェニファーカム！

352
00:38:26,738 --> 00:38:29,174
ジェニファー！
ジェニファーカム！

353
00:38:29,241 --> 00:38:31,677
ジェニファー！
ジェニファーカム！

354
00:38:31,743 --> 00:38:33,679
イェアイェア！
ジェニファー！

355
00:38:33,745 --> 00:38:37,182
⟨ジェニファーも来た⟩

356
00:38:37,249 --> 00:38:39,685
(いとう)サブリナ！サブリナ！

357
00:38:39,751 --> 00:38:42,187
イェアイェアイェア…｡

358
00:38:42,254 --> 00:38:44,322
サブリナサブリナ…｡

359
00:38:44,389 --> 00:38:46,892
シュトゥロビ！
シュトゥロビ！

360
00:39:16,922 --> 00:39:18,857
{\an8}(いとう)ティモ長かった！

361
00:39:18,924 --> 00:39:23,295
⟨繰り返しトライするが
全く先が見えない⟩

362
00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:25,363
{\an8}⟨すると…⟩

363
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:34,372
{\an8}>>外国語

364
00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:40,812
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)
今の顔なんか切ななった｡

365
00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:42,881
{\an8}(いとう)ちょっと…｡

366
00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:59,898
{\an8}⟨ラスト１回…⟩

367
00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:04,836
{\an8}(いとう)ティモ！ティモカム！
ティモカム！ＯＫＯＫ！

368
00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:08,340
{\an8}ジェニファー！ジェニファー！
ジェニファー！

369
00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:11,843
{\an8}イェア！ジェニファーＯＫ！
何だっけ？

370
00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:13,845
{\an8}>>＼AnPlatz！／
(いとう)AnPlatz！AnPlatz！

371
00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:17,349
{\an8}ＯＫＯＫ！
サブリナ！サブリナ！

372
00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:19,351
{\an8}イェアイェアイェア！
シュトゥロビ！

373
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,286
{\an8}シュトゥロビ…そのまま！
シュトゥロビ！

374
00:40:21,353 --> 00:40:24,289
{\an8}イェアイェア…！
⟨シュトゥロビも来た⟩

375
00:40:24,356 --> 00:40:28,293
{\an8}ヘアバッド！ヘアバッド！
ヘアバッド！

376
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,797
{\an8}⟨すると見かねたヴォルフさんが
フレームイン⟩

377
00:40:31,863 --> 00:40:33,799
{\an8}(いとう)ヘアバッド！
(ｳﾞｫﾙﾌさん)ミア！

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{\an8}(いとう)ミア！ミア！ミア！

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{\an8}(ｳﾞｫﾙﾌさん)ハイディ｡
(いとう)ハイディ！

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{\an8}(ｳﾞｫﾙﾌさん)ハイディ…ミア！
ミアミアミアミア！

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{\an8}ハイディオルフ！エリ！

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{\an8}(いとう)エリ！エリ！

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{\an8}⟨あとはエミだけ⟩

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{\an8}エミ！
(ｳﾞｫﾙﾌさん)エミ！エミ！

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)頑張れ頑張れ！

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)写真だけ撮らせて！

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{\an8}⟨見事…⟩

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{\an8}(いとう)ＯＫ！ＯＫ！

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{\an8}ＯＫ？あぁソーリー！
ＯＫ！サンキュー！

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{\an8}⟨しかし写真は→

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{\an8}｢ほぼ彼｣を感じさせない１枚⟩

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⟨ラストは…⟩

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{\an8}⟨過去…⟩

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{\an8}⟨しかし一向に…⟩

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{\an8}(いとう)えっ！

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⟨実はヴィリヤさん…⟩

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{\an8}(いとう)えっ！えっ！
どうして…どうして…｡

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{\an8}⟨実は毎回…⟩

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{\an8}⟨まずは下準備⟩

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{\an8}⟨ドライヤーで乾かせば…⟩

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{\an8}⟨そして…⟩

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{\an8}(いとう)えっ？

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{\an8}⟨いざ…⟩

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{\an8}(いとう)うわ～きれい！

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{\an8}⟨しかし…⟩

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{\an8}⟨いざ…⟩

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:内村)
この人スゴいねなんか｡

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(いとう)うわっ冷たい！あぁ～！

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⟨ヴィリヤさん
塗るのがめちゃくちゃ速い⟩

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⟨そしてダッシュ⟩

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{\an8}(いとう)スゴいね…｡

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{\an8}(いとう)あれ２人…｡

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{\an8}⟨２人入れ代わり立ち代わり
どんどん塗っていく⟩

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{\an8}⟨そしてヴィリヤさんが
スゴいのが…⟩

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{\an8}⟨だが雨が強くなってきた⟩

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{\an8}⟨右手の震えが止まらない⟩

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｯﾌ)
右手の震えを止めてください！

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{\an8}(いとう)はい！

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{\an8}(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:大島)ヤバいこれ！
⟨そしてついに…⟩

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⟨写真がこちら⟩
(ｽﾀｼﾞｵ:宮川)溶け込めといて！

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{\an8}(いとう)スゴくない？

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{\an8}あの茶色…｡

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{\an8}(いとう)あぁ～！

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{\an8}⟨さほど溶け込めていないが
頑張った⟩

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{\an8}(いとう)靴が奥まで…｡

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⟨末端の感覚を失ったあさこ⟩

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⟨スリッパが履けない⟩

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{\an8}⟨以上｢あさこの
ミステリーツアー｣でした⟩

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{\an8}>>ストイックですよね！
でも思いの外→

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{\an8}消えてはなかったですよね｡

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{\an8}(内村)溶け込んでないねこれは｡

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{\an8}>>でもビキニも
なかなかよかったですけどね｡

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(宮川)これ１月ヤバいって！

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⟨ということで
カレンダーは→

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ワンちゃんたちも頑張った
この１枚に決定⟩