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♪～

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{\an8}(拍手)

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{\an8}(昇太)｢笑点｣の時間が
やってまいりました｡

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{\an8}司会の春風亭昇太です
さぁ今日の演芸なんですが→

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{\an8}独りぼっちキャンプが大好きな
ヒロシさん｡

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{\an8}今日は懐かしの
あのネタをやってくれます｡

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{\an8}どうぞ｡
(拍手)

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
(拍手)

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
ヒロシです…｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
俺が遊ぶ約束をする女の人は→

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
みんな当日になると 風邪をひくとです｡

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
(笑い)

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
ヒロシです…｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
学芸会では→

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
土でした｡

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
(笑い)

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
ヒロシです…｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
６時に付き合い始めて→

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
９時にフラれたことがあります｡ (笑い)

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
ヒロシです…｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
美容室でのトークが弾みません｡

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
(笑い)

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
ヒロシです…｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
親戚のおじさんに→

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
彼女を取られました｡ (笑い)

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
ヒロシです…｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
100円ショップで店員さんに→

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
｢これいくらですか？｣ って聞いたことがあります｡

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
(笑い)

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
ヒロシです…｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
｢何でその服買ったの？｣ って聞かれて→

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
何と答えればいいんですか？ (笑い)

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
ヒロシです…｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
お年玉で→

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
食パンを買ったことがあります｡ (笑い)

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
ヒロシです…｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
俺の握手会なのに→

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
｢握手はいいです｣って 断られたことがあります｡

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
(笑い)

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
ヒロシです…｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
自分の寿命が分かるという ゲームをやってみました｡

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
２年前に死んでいたとです｡ (笑い)

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
ヒロシです…｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
毎晩決まった時間になると→

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
隣の部屋から お経が聞こえてきます｡

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
ちょっと覚えたとです｡ (笑い)

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
ヒロシです…｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
手首にロレックスの絵を 描いてみました｡

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
取り外しができません｡ (笑い)

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
ヒロシです…｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
ヒロシ君かわいいわね｡

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
お姉さん ヒロシ君のことが大好きなの｡

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
ねぇヒロシ君｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
自分で録音して聞いています｡ (笑い)

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
ヒロシです…｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
貝殻を耳に当てると→

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
波の音が聞こえてくると 聞きました｡

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
そっと耳に当てたら→

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
変な汁が出てきたとです｡ (笑い)

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
ヒロシです…｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
俺のアパートのドアが→

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
自転車の鍵で開きました｡ (笑い)

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
ヒロシです…｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
クリスマスの夜は→

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
独りで家にいました｡

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
取りあえず→

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
裸になってみたとです｡ (笑い)

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(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
ヒロシです…ヒロシです… ヒロシです…｡

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{\an8}(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～
(拍手)

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(拍手)

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(拍手)

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(拍手)

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(昇太)さぁ大喜利の時間が
やってまいりました｡

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もうすぐクリスマスなんですが
そんなことよりも→

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自分の体が縮んできたことを
心配している皆さんの→

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ご挨拶です｡

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{\an8}>>もうすぐクリスマスです｡

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{\an8}わが家のクリスマスは
みんなで賛美歌を歌って→

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{\an8}｢メリークリスマス｣と言って
それからケーキを食べます｡

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先祖代々臨済宗の小遊三です｡

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(拍手)

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{\an8}この間晴の輔さんが
座布団10枚獲得しまして→

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{\an8}｢お前だけ
まだ10枚取ってないぞ｣と→

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周りの人から言われて
非常に迷惑をしております｡

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近所のおじさんが
これぐらいのメモに→

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｢これ言ったら
10枚取れるよ｣と→

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駄じゃれをいっぱい書いた
メモをくれました｡

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それは宮治にあげました
一之輔です｡

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(拍手)

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{\an8}あしたは
大好きな娘の誕生日です｡

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{\an8}そして24日はクリスマスイブ｡

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{\an8}そして
１月の５日は長男の誕生日｡

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１月15日は次男の誕生日｡

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１月30日はかみさんの誕生日｡

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あしたから怒濤の
ﾃﾞｺﾚｰｼｮﾝｹｰｷﾗｯｼｭが始まります｡

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頑張りますたい平です｡
(拍手)

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{\an8}先日
座布団10枚で頂いた賞品が→

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{\an8}山田隆夫さんが
ポカ～ンとした顔が描かれてる→

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{\an8}金の扇子でした｡

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それを大学生の娘に見せたら→

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｢えっ？ロッチ･中岡さん？｣
って言われました｡

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娘に座布団をあげたくなりました
立川晴の輔です｡

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(拍手)

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{\an8}年の暮れ？

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{\an8}そんなこといいから何かクレ
好楽です｡

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{\an8}(拍手)

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{\an8}先日初めて
秩父夜祭へ行ってまいりました｡

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{\an8}たい平師匠には
大変お世話になったんですが→

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{\an8}さらにお世話になったのが
｢笑点｣でもおなじみ→

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たい平師匠がカツラをかぶると
そっくりのお姉さん→

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早苗さんに会いました｡

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すごく陽気な方で
ずっと私の顔を見ながら→

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｢宮治さん…アンパンマン！
アンパンマンみたいな顔！

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アンパンマン！
アンパンチ！アンパンチ！｣｡

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夜祭すごく楽しかったです
宮治です｡

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(拍手)

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{\an8}(昇太)そして座布団運びはこの方｡

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{\an8}>>山田隆夫で～す｡

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{\an8}(拍手)

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(昇太)さぁ皆さん
いい答えを言った方には→

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座布団を差し上げます
で悪いと取られちゃうんです｡

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{\an8}(一之輔:たい平)え～｡
(笑い)

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(昇太)座布団10枚のキーワードは
｢宝の山｣｡

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これを目指して
頑張ってやってください｡

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じゃあ早速
１問目いってみましょう｡

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皆さんちょっと
久しぶりになりますけど｡

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都々逸に合いの手を入れた
問題とまいりましょう｡

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災い転じて福の…ごめんなさい｡
(笑い)

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(昇太)｢災い転じて福となす｣なんて
よく言いますね｡

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でですね
最初のねこの七･七で→

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身の周りで起きた悪いこと
これ言ってください｡

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で私が
｢大変だね｣と言いますので→

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その後七･五を
どう良くなったのか→

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笑顔で続けてください｡

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例えばね
｢道で転んでしまったけれど｣｡

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｢大変だね｣｡

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｢顔の前には500円｣
こんな感じで｡

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(拍手)

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(昇太)あの～難しい問題なんで｡

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(好楽)は～い！
(昇太)えっ？

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(拍手)

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00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,930
(たい平)何それ～｡
(晴の輔)拍手拍手…｡

174
00:09:56,997 --> 00:10:00,434
(昇太)手挙げただけで拍手も
おかしいですよ｡

175
00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,936
じゃあ好楽さん｡

176
00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:06,440
>>転んだ後にまた転んだよ｡

177
00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:08,942
(昇太)大変だね｡

178
00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:11,445
>>さっき起きなきゃよかったね｡

179
00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:14,948
(笑いと拍手)

180
00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:17,451
(昇太)年取ってくるとね
よく転びますからね｡

181
00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:20,454
気を付けてくださいよ
はい一之輔さん｡

182
00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:24,458
>>急に亭主に先立たれたら｡

183
00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:25,959
(昇太)大変だね｡

184
00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:28,462
>>がっぽり入った保険金｡

185
00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:30,464
(笑いと拍手)

186
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:33,467
(昇太)１枚あげて｡

187
00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:35,469
宮治さん｡

188
00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:39,473
>>入社試験に失敗したよ｡

189
00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:40,974
(昇太)大変だね｡

190
00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:43,477
>>落ちた会社が倒産し｡

191
00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:47,481
(拍手)

192
00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:49,483
(昇太)小遊三さん｡

193
00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:52,919
>>傘を忘れて土砂降りに遭い｡

194
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,421
(昇太)大変だね｡

195
00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:56,923
>>水も滴るいい男｡

196
00:10:56,990 --> 00:11:01,428
(笑いと拍手)

197
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,430
(昇太)拍手は結構です｡
(笑い)

198
00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,432
(昇太)晴の輔さん｡
>>はい｡

199
00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:08,435
リストラされて転職したよ｡

200
00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:09,936
(昇太)大変だね｡

201
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,938
>>意外とこっちが天職だ｡

202
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:16,443
(拍手)

203
00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:18,445
(昇太)たい平さん｡
>>はい｡

204
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:22,449
ケチャップ出始め
ブチャっと落ちた｡

205
00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:23,950
(昇太)大変だね｡

206
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,953
>>落ちたその下オムライス｡
(昇太)ハハハ…｡

207
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,456
(拍手)

208
00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:31,458
(昇太)１枚あげて｡
>>やった！

209
00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:34,461
(昇太)一之輔さん｡
>>はい｡

210
00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:37,464
ピカソを買ったら偽物だった｡

211
00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:38,965
(昇太)大変だね｡

212
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,967
>>払った金は偽札だ｡

213
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:44,471
(笑いと拍手)
(昇太)山田さん１枚あげて｡

214
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:47,474
>>おっ調子良くなってきた！

215
00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:49,976
(昇太)小遊三さん｡

216
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:53,413
>>寄席とパリコレ掛け持ちつらい｡

217
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,915
(昇太)大変だね｡

218
00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:57,417
>>それが私の人生よ｡

219
00:11:57,484 --> 00:12:01,922
(笑いと拍手)

220
00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:04,925
(昇太)寄席では見たことあるけど
パリコレで見たことないです｡

221
00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:07,427
>>見に来てよ今度｡
(昇太)フフフ…｡

222
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:08,929
たい平さん｡
>>はい｡

223
00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:12,432
塀に落書きされては困る｡

224
00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:13,934
(昇太)大変だね｡

225
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,436
>>描いたのなんとバンクシー｡

226
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:21,441
(拍手)
(昇太)１枚あげて｡

227
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,443
晴の輔さん｡
>>はい｡

228
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:25,946
僕は東京農業大学出身なので｡

229
00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:29,950
箱根駅伝農大遅い？
(昇太)大変だね｡

230
00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:32,452
>>大根踊りでごぼう抜き｡

231
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:36,957
(拍手)

232
00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:40,460
(昇太)箱根駅伝農大出ますからね｡
>>出ますはい｡

233
00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:41,962
(昇太)一之輔さん｡

234
00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:44,965
>>つらいですよね｡

235
00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:48,468
急に司会が代わってみたら｡

236
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:49,970
(昇太)大変だね｡

237
00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:52,405
>>めちゃめちゃ上がった視聴率！

238
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:54,407
(笑い)

239
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:59,980
(拍手)

240
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:05,418
(笑い)
(昇太)山田さんお願いします｡

241
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:11,925
(拍手)

242
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,927
そんな話をプロデューサーが
してたんですよ｡

243
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:16,997
(昇太)してないよ！してないよ｡

244
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,433
宮治さん｡

245
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:24,437
>>昇太師匠に小言を言われ｡

246
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:25,939
(昇太)大変だね｡

247
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:28,441
>>かわいい顔して許された｡

248
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:31,444
いくよあっぷっぷ！

249
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:35,949
(笑いと拍手)

250
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,951
(昇太)一之輔さんどう思います？

251
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,953
>>座布団２枚取ってください｡
(宮治)何でだよ！

252
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,454
さぁみんないくよ！

253
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:44,457
せ～のあっぷっぷ！
ほらかわいい！

254
00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:46,459
(一之輔)
全員の座席取ってください｡

255
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,962
(笑い)

256
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,897
(昇太)小遊三さん｡

257
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:54,401
>>値上げ値上げで食い物減らす｡

258
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:55,902
(昇太)大変だね｡

259
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,405
>>無理なくできたよダイエット｡

260
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:02,409
(拍手)

261
00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:04,411
(昇太)１枚あげてください｡
>>お～｡

262
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,413
(昇太)たい平さん｡
>>はい｡

263
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:10,417
座布団10枚逃してヘコむ｡

264
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:11,918
(昇太)大変だね｡

265
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,920
>>あんな賞品いらなかった｡

266
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:18,425
(笑いと拍手)

267
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,927
いらないいらない｡
(昇太)山田さん→

268
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:23,930
たい平さんのも１枚持ってって｡
>>えっ持っていくのか｡

269
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:29,436
おい２枚あるよ！
｢１枚｣って言ってんじゃねぇか｡

270
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:33,440
(小遊三)
おいおい…おい俺に１枚｡

271
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,442
(笑い)

272
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:38,945
(一之輔)大変だ｡
(拍手)

273
00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:40,947
(小遊三)駄目よ忘れちゃ｡

274
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,950
(昇太)好楽さん｡
>>はい｡

275
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:46,953
靴を脱いだら穴あき靴下｡

276
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,455
(昇太)大変だね｡

277
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:51,391
>>爪を切るのにすごく楽｡

278
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:56,897
(笑いと拍手)

279
00:14:56,963 --> 00:15:00,400
(昇太)何で今の答えでドヤ顔なの？
(笑い)

280
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,402
(昇太)さぁ続いて２問目｡

281
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,404
皆さんちょっと
こちらをお聴きください｡

282
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:09,909
(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～もう終わりだね

283
00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:16,916
(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～君が小さく見える

284
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:20,420
(昇太)オフコースの名曲
｢さよなら｣ですね｡

285
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:23,423
今年もね
あと10日でもう終わりです｡

286
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,425
で先ほどのですね→

287
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:28,428
♪～もう終わりだね
が流れますので→

288
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:31,431
さまざまな状況で
お答えください｡

289
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:34,434
何かが終わってしまいますから｡

290
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:36,436
いろんなもの
終わると思いますんで→

291
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,938
そんなのをね答えてください｡

292
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:40,440
宮治さん｡

293
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:45,445
(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～もう終わりだね

294
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:48,448
そんなこと言ってもう10年間→

295
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,950
ずっと
閉店セールやってるじゃない｡

296
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:55,455
(笑いと拍手)
(昇太)１枚あげて｡

297
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,457
小遊三さん｡

298
00:15:57,524 --> 00:16:03,463
(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～もう終わりだね

299
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,465
時効成立か｡

300
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:08,968
(笑いと拍手)
(昇太)こら！こらこら！

301
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:11,471
(拍手)

302
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,473
(昇太)たい平さん｡
>>はい｡

303
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:17,977
(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～もう終わりだね

304
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:20,480
そうだよね
さっきの働き方見てたら→

305
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,982
山田さん終わりだね｡

306
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:28,488
(笑いと拍手)

307
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,490
(昇太)山田さん１枚持ってきて｡

308
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:33,493
(笑い)

309
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,495
(昇太)好楽さん｡
>>はい｡

310
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:39,499
(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～もう終わりだね

311
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:42,001
弟子に破門されちゃった｡

312
00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:45,505
(笑いと拍手)

313
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:48,008
(昇太)山田さん２枚持ってきて｡

314
00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:50,510
>>２枚くれちゃうの？
(昇太)かわいそう｡

315
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:53,446
>>｢かわいそう｣？
(昇太)あんまりいないですよ｡

316
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:56,449
弟子に破門される師匠って｡
(笑い)

317
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,451
(昇太)一之輔さん｡

318
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:03,456
(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～もう終わりだね

319
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:06,960
うちのおじいさんの葬式で
この着メロが流れました｡

320
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:11,464
(笑いと拍手)

321
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,967
(昇太)山田さん１枚あげて｡

322
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,969
たい平さん｡
>>はい｡

323
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:21,474
(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～もう終わりだね

324
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:26,980
…と小さな声で口ずさんだ昇太｡

325
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,983
目には涙がたまっていた｡
(昇太)泣いてねえよ｡

326
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:35,989
>>失踪したあの日に
妻が口ずさんでいた歌だった｡

327
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:40,493
新何かあったのか劇場
第154話｡

328
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:45,999
♪～愛したのはたしかに君だけ

329
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:52,439
♪～そのままの君だけ

330
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,442
(拍手)

331
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:58,445
(昇太)山田さん２枚持ってって｡
(笑い)

332
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,447
(昇太)歌いたいだけだろ｡

333
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,449
>>心配してるんだ｡
(昇太)心配じゃ…｡

334
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:05,452
いたようちに今日｡
(笑い)

335
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:08,455
荷物取りに？
(昇太)いや違うよ！

336
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,457
一之輔さん｡

337
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:15,962
(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～もう終わりだね

338
00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:19,966
♪～君が小さく見える

339
00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:21,968
(昇太)こっち見るな！
(笑い)

340
00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:25,972
(昇太)こっち見るな！
(笑いと拍手)

341
00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:29,476
(昇太)山田さん１枚持ってって｡

342
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,478
>>♪～君が
(昇太)ず～っと見んじゃねえよ！

343
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:34,981
>>♪～小さく見える
(昇太)うるさい後ろに回り込むな！

344
00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:36,983
(たい平)よく言った｡
ありがとうございます｡

345
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:38,985
(昇太)おい！
>>すいません何か｡

346
00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:41,988
ありがとうございます｡
(拍手)

347
00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:44,491
(昇太)勝手に渡すんじゃねえよ！
>>もう行って行って｡

348
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:47,994
(昇太)あのな勝手にやりとりして
いいもんじゃないからな｡

349
00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:49,496
>>そうなの？

350
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:52,932
(昇太)今回だけ大目に見るわ｡
(笑い)

351
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,934
(昇太)晴の輔さん｡
>>はい｡

352
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:59,439
(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～もう終わりだね

353
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:02,942
うちの近所の道路工事
やっと終わったと思ったら→

354
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,445
年末でまた始まっちゃった｡

355
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:10,450
(好楽)うんホントだ｡
(昇太)多いよね今ね｡

356
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:11,951
たい平さん｡

357
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:17,457
(ｽﾋﾟｰｶｰ)♪～もう終わりだね

358
00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:19,959
闇バイトに手を染めたら→

359
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,961
人生終わりですよ｡

360
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:23,963
(拍手)

361
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:26,966
(昇太)山田さん１枚持ってきて｡
>>やった｡

362
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:28,968
(昇太)いやホントですよね｡
(たい平)ホントホント｡

363
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:31,971
(昇太)あんなもんでね
一生を棒に振っちゃいけませんよ｡

364
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:33,973
さぁ３問目いってみましょう｡

365
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:37,477
山田さん例のものお願いします｡
>>かしこまりました｡

366
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:41,481
(小遊三)フフ…｡
(山田)何笑ってんのよ｡

367
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:44,984
おかしいから笑ったんだよ｡

368
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:46,986
悲しくて笑うかよ｡

369
00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:48,988
(たい平)かぶりものか｡

370
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:52,425
(昇太)さぁ皆さん
もうすぐクリスマスですよね｡

371
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,928
プレゼントをね
楽しみに待っている→

372
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:57,430
世界中の子供たちが
いるわけなんですが→

373
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,432
そんな子供たちにね→

374
00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:03,436
世界中にﾌﾟﾚｾﾞﾝﾄを運ぶﾄﾅｶｲさん
大変なことでしょう｡

375
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,939
そこで皆さん
トナカイさんになってですね→

376
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,941
サンタに不満をぶつけてください｡

377
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:11,444
でサンタの私が
｢何でじゃ！｣と言いますので→

378
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:12,946
お答えください｡

379
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:15,014
じゃあ私サンタになりますね｡

380
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:23,957
(拍手)

381
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,459
(昇太)これ何の拍手なんでしょう？
(笑い)

382
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:29,963
｢何でじゃ｣って聞くの？
(昇太)｢何でじゃ｣って言う｡

383
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,965
たい平さん｡
>>はい｡

384
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,466
サンタさんよぉ→

385
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:36,970
ソリどこでも止めていい
ってもんじゃねえんだよ｡

386
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:38,471
(昇太)何でじゃ！

387
00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:40,473
>>さっきレッカー移動されてたぞ｡

388
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:44,477
(笑いと拍手)

389
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:46,980
(昇太)晴の輔さん｡
>>はい｡

390
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,481
サンタさんよぉ→

391
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:51,417
あんたとは
もう一緒に仕事はできないな｡

392
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:52,919
(昇太)何でじゃ！

393
00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:54,921
>>ソリが合わないんだよ｡

394
00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:59,926
(昇太)１枚あげて｡
(拍手)

395
00:20:59,993 --> 00:21:01,928
(昇太)一之輔さん｡

396
00:21:01,995 --> 00:21:04,931
(老人風の声で)サンタさんよぉ→

397
00:21:04,998 --> 00:21:08,935
もうそろそろこの仕事も
潮時にしませんかねぇ？

398
00:21:09,002 --> 00:21:10,436
(昇太)何でじゃ！

399
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:13,439
>>一晩で２軒しか回れない…｡

400
00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:16,943
(笑いと拍手)

401
00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:18,945
(昇太)１枚持ってきて｡

402
00:21:19,012 --> 00:21:20,947
そんなんなっちゃうね｡

403
00:21:21,014 --> 00:21:23,950
(老人風の声で)膝に水が…｡
(笑い)

404
00:21:24,017 --> 00:21:26,953
(昇太)宮治さん｡

405
00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:28,454
>>もう俺よぉ→

406
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,957
あんたとなんか
一緒にやってらんねえよ！

407
00:21:31,024 --> 00:21:33,459
(昇太)何でじゃ！
>>あんたのスマホ見たら→

408
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:37,463
｢上手な剥製の作り方｣
って履歴があったんだよ！

409
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:40,967
(笑いと拍手)
(昇太)１枚あげて｡

410
00:21:41,034 --> 00:21:43,469
>>俺のことどうするつもりだ
この野郎！

411
00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:44,971
(昇太)好楽さん｡

412
00:21:45,038 --> 00:21:46,973
>>サンタさんよぉ→

413
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,475
この仕事おいしい仕事だよね｡

414
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:50,910
(昇太)何でじゃ！

415
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,413
>>クリスマスイブしか
働かねぇじゃない｡

416
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:57,417
(笑いと拍手)

417
00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,919
(昇太)好楽さんに
やってることが近いですよね｡

418
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,421
>>よせよ…｡

419
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:03,423
２日はやってるよ｡
(笑い)

420
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,425
(昇太)小遊三さん｡

421
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:08,428
>>プレゼント配るのもいいけどさ→

422
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,930
留守のうちばっかじゃねぇかよ！

423
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,432
(昇太)何でじゃ！

424
00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:16,436
>>置き配にしようでぇ？
(笑いと拍手)

425
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:18,938
(拍手)

426
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,441
(昇太)トナカイもそういう気持ちに
なるでしょうね｡

427
00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,943
晴の輔さん｡

428
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:27,447
>>あんたホントにサンタクロース？

429
00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:28,948
(昇太)何でじゃ？

430
00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:31,951
>>プレゼントの箱に
全部｢amazon｣って書いてあるよ｡

431
00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:36,456
(笑いと拍手)

432
00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:40,960
(昇太)もうあれで運んでもらった方が
いいかもしれないね｡

433
00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:42,962
晴の輔さん｡

434
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:44,964
>>＼えっ？／
(昇太)ごめんごめん…｡

435
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:48,468
(笑い)

436
00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:50,903
(宮治)帰れ帰れ｡

437
00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:53,906
(たい平)それはひでぇやな｡

438
00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:55,908
分かる｡

439
00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:58,911
その気持ち分かる｡
(笑い)

440
00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:02,415
(一之輔)
それはない！ない！ない！

441
00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:04,417
｢晴の輔｣でいいです｡

442
00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:07,920
(晴の輔)よくないよよくないよ｡
(たい平)乗って乗って…｡

443
00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:09,922
(笑い)

444
00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:15,495
(拍手)

445
00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:21,501
(小遊三)ごみ捨て行ったのか｡
(笑い)

446
00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:27,440
(昇太)はい一之輔さん｡
(笑い)

447
00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:29,942
サンタさんよぉ→

448
00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:32,445
うまくカットできると思うなよ｡

449
00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:38,951
(笑いと拍手)

450
00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:40,953
(昇太)たい平さん｡

451
00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:43,956
>>おいサンタよぉ→

452
00:23:44,023 --> 00:23:46,959
覚えることはちゃんと覚えろよ！

453
00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:49,462
(昇太)何でじゃ！
>>よ～し！じゃあ向こうから→

454
00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:52,398
トナカイの名前
全員言ってみろ！

455
00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:56,402
(昇太)え～っと…｡
(たい平)早く！

456
00:23:56,469 --> 00:23:59,472
(昇太)小圓遊さん｡
(小遊三)よせよ！

457
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:10,983
>>おい！おい！
>>１人しか言えねぇのかよ！