1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:05,000 (和良部詩子)〈エンタメ界の重鎮 2 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:05,000 黒原の逆鱗に触れた澪は→ 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,000 作家生命の危機に瀕して→ 4 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,000 大ピンチ!〉 5 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,000 〈一方 その黒原が→ 6 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:14,000 河童 お歯黒べったり などなど→ 7 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:18,000 闇落ち妖怪を作った 8 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:18,000 元凶なのではないか→ 9 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,000 という説が飛び出した〉 10 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:23,000 〈そして その正体は…〉 11 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,000 (一同)だい… だら… ぼっち! 12 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000 最強の敵! 13 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000 〈荒ぶる神 14 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000 だいだらぼっちじゃった!〉 15 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 〈荒ぶる神 16 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 だいだらぼっちじゃった!〉 17 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:35,000 ご ご ご ご ご ご ご ご〜! 18 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:50,000 ♬〜 19 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,000 (目黒 澪)〈早速 20 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,000 黒原周辺の調査が始まった〉 21 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,000 あっ…! 22 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,000 ♬〜 23 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:06,000 ♬〜 24 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,000 (黒原)お前ら こんなもん見て 25 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,000 何が楽しいんだよ? 26 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 (上)いや これはこれで 27 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 楽しいんですって。 28 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:13,000 (黒原)そうか? 29 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:13,000 (上)先生がお若い時。 30 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:25,000 ♬〜 31 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,000 お大事に…。 32 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,000 こんにちは。 33 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:30,000 ♬〜 34 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:40,000 ♬〜 35 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,000 (梢)わあ〜! 36 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,000 (黒原)ほら この髪 いいだろ? 37 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,000 (上)いいですよ これ。 ねっ。 38 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,000 (梢)あれみたい…。 39 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,000 (黒原)いやあ〜! 40 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,000 (上)もう この頃…。 41 00:01:48,000 --> 00:02:00,000 ♬〜 42 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:18,000 ♬〜 43 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,000 報告会 はじ〜め〜! 44 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,000 (たたく音) 45 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,000 いらないよ それ…。 46 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,000 はい まずは リモートの 47 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,000 小暮さんと上さんからどうぞ。 48 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,000 「(ため息)」 49 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,000 「黒原をヨイショして→ 50 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,000 秘蔵コレクションを 51 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,000 初めて見せてもらったら…」 52 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,000 (梢)そっちも 53 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,000 富士山の絵画だらけだったわ。 54 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,000 (上)妻子持ちだが→ 55 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:41,000 経歴は 幼少期からストーリーを 56 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:41,000 でっち上げたと考えられる。 57 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,000 じゃあ やっぱり…! 58 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:48,000 黒原の年収は30億円。 59 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:48,000 総資産は国家予算レベル。 60 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,000 日本の中枢 61 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,000 総理官邸とも繋がってた。 62 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:55,000 しかも 官房機密費が 63 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:55,000 黒原に流れてるという噂も…。 64 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,000 黒原は 日本という国を操る→ 65 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 えたいの知れない 66 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 黒幕の一人かもしれない。 67 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,000 えたいの知れない 68 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,000 黒幕の一人かもしれない。 69 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,000 国を操るって…! 70 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:08,000 そういう輩は 71 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:08,000 私利私欲に走るのが常。 72 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:11,000 庶民の事は ないがしろ…。 73 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,000 「あの腹黒…!」 74 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:18,000 して 結論は!? 75 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:18,000 (たたく音) 76 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:24,000 黒原は 77 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:24,000 だいだらぼっちに違いない! 78 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,000 痛い…! 79 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,000 最強の妖怪…。 80 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,000 最強の妖怪…。 81 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:35,000 (上)「最強の妖怪… 82 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:35,000 妖怪… 妖怪…」 83 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:40,000 今度ばかりは 相手が悪い…。 84 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:45,000 でも 澪はどうなるの? 85 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:49,000 あんな誹謗中傷されて 86 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:49,000 夢も仕事も奪われて→ 87 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:52,000 終わってしまうの!? 88 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,000 いや 見たって…。 89 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,000 そりゃ 90 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,000 なんとかしてやりたいが…。 91 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,000 私なら平気です。 92 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,000 えっ? 平気? 93 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,000 炎上上等です。 94 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,000 ってか スルーします。 95 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:06,000 上さんの呪いを 96 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:06,000 呪いと思わないようにしたのと→ 97 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,000 同じ手口です。 98 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,000 せっかく 99 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,000 また書けるようになったんです。 100 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,000 たとえ 業界の大きな妖怪に 101 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,000 踏み潰されたとしても→ 102 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:19,000 私は 自分の夢を諦めずに 103 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:19,000 書いていこうと思います! 104 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:24,000 ああっ! 105 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:24,000 あっ あっ… 澪! これ…! 106 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,000 (詩子)また 角が生えたわ…! 107 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,000 今度は一本なのね。 108 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,000 ねえ〜! 109 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,000 (詩子)よかった〜! 110 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:33,000 (佐藤 周)おお〜 角一本! 111 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:37,000 犀の角が芽吹いたか。 112 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,000 サイの角…? 113 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,000 (満)角…!? 114 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,000 (周のせき払い) 115 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:47,000 (周)〈犀の角は 孤独を意味する〉 116 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:52,000 〈何かを成し遂げるためには 117 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:52,000 周囲の雑音から離れ→ 118 00:04:52,000 --> 00:05:00,000 孤独に突き進む強さが必要だと 119 00:04:52,000 --> 00:05:00,000 お釈迦様はおっしゃった〉 120 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,000 孤独に突き進む強さが必要だと 121 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,000 お釈迦様はおっしゃった〉 122 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:07,000 (周)その一本の角こそ→ 123 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:15,000 どんな荒波にもまれても 124 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:15,000 自分を見失う事のない強さの象徴。 125 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:20,000 暗〜い海を照らす 126 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:20,000 ともしびとなるだろう。 127 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:27,000 犀の角のように ただ一人 歩め! 128 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,000 いいですか!? 129 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,000 はあ? 130 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,000 澪さん 131 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,000 人間じゃなかったんですか…? 132 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:33,000 澪さん 133 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:33,000 人間じゃなかったんですか…? 134 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,000 情けないなあ。 135 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,000 江戸時代なら 136 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,000 岡っ引にもなれないわ! 137 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,000 満はよ…。 138 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,000 私 決めました! 139 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:44,000 この世界で書いていくためなら→ 140 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:47,000 黒原さんと刺し違えてでも 141 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:47,000 一人 闘います! 142 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,000 一人って…。 143 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,000 もう 余計な事を…! 144 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000 この角と→ 145 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 応援してくれる皆さんが 146 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 いてくれたら→ 147 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:00,000 私 魑魅魍魎だらけの業界の荒波も 148 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:00,000 渡っていける気がするんです! 149 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,000 私 魑魅魍魎だらけの業界の荒波も 150 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,000 渡っていける気がするんです! 151 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:04,000 よく言った! 152 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:04,000 フフッ…。 153 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:07,000 あっ でも しばらくは 154 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:07,000 食べていけないと思うんで→ 155 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,000 和尚さんの畑仕事を→ 156 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,000 手伝わせてもらいながらかな〜 157 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,000 と…。 158 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,000 お嬢も成長したもんだね。 159 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,000 本当だわ〜! 160 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:25,000 私 なんだか 力が湧いてきたわ。 161 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:25,000 澪の角を見てたら…。 162 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,000 (酒井)ああ。 163 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,000 俺も がぜん やる気が出てきた。 164 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000 たとえ 相手がだいだらであろうと 165 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000 ひるんでいては 妖怪の名折れ。 166 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:34,000 たとえ 相手がだいだらであろうと 167 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:34,000 ひるんでいては 妖怪の名折れ。 168 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:37,000 わらしも闘うわ! 169 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,000 皆さん…! 170 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,000 では プロット開発に 171 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,000 進ませて頂きます。 172 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,000 ありがとうございます。 173 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,000 黒原さん! 174 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,000 目黒さん! 175 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,000 (上)何しに来た!? 176 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,000 (上)ったく お前は…。 177 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,000 (黒原)小暮 構うな。 178 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:13,000 この度は 本当に 179 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:13,000 申し訳ございませんでした! 180 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:17,000 どうか… どうか もう一度だけ 181 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:17,000 チャンスを頂けないでしょうか!? 182 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,000 お願いします! 183 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,000 ハハハハ…。 184 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:28,000 土下座なんかで どうにかなるのは 185 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:28,000 安っぽいドラマの世界だけだよ。 186 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,000 ハハハハ…! 187 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,000 ハハハハ…! 188 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:35,000 安っぽいのは どっちですか? 189 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,000 本当の事を言わせてもらいます。 190 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:43,000 私は ろくな才能もないくせに 191 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:43,000 権力だけ握って 肥えて→ 192 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,000 真面目に頑張ってる若い才能を 193 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,000 潰しまくってるあんたが→ 194 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000 許せないんだよ! 195 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,000 君… 大丈夫? 196 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 なんだっけ? 197 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 名前 忘れちゃった…。 198 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,000 目黒澪! 199 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:58,000 自ら望んで 妖怪になろうとした 200 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:58,000 人間です! 201 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:04,000 ご ご ご ご ご ご ご…! 202 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:07,000 (梢)いい加減にしなさい! 203 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:07,000 (上)無礼者! 204 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,000 お前みたいな奴は出ていけ! 205 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,000 ほら! 206 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,000 (梢)ったく…。 207 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,000 (黒原)ご ご ご ご ご ご…! 208 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,000 黒原先生→ 209 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:16,000 本当に不快な思いをさせて 210 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:16,000 申し訳ございませんでした! 211 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 ご ご ご ご ご…! 212 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 (梢)あの…→ 213 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 おわびと言ってはなんですが→ 214 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,000 久しぶりに ご接待させて 215 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,000 頂けないでしょうか? 216 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,000 面白い酒肴を用意しますので。 217 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,000 ご ご ご ご ご ご ご…! 218 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:30,000 先生… はい。 フフッ。 219 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,000 すぐにハイヤーを用意しますね。 220 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,000 今 乗った。 221 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,000 到着時間は…。 222 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:41,000 了解。 だいだらの大好物を 223 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:41,000 用意しといたわ。 224 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,000 ただ今 戻りました! 225 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,000 (酒井)おう 間に合ったか。 226 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,000 座れ 座れ。 227 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,000 あっ すいません。 228 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,000 今 まさに→ 229 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:55,000 妖怪界の超スーパーストロング 230 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:55,000 スタミナ強力な助っ人を→ 231 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,000 お呼びするところね。 232 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,000 どなたなんですか? 233 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,000 それは…→ 234 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,000 知らん。 235 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,000 えっ? 236 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:05,000 …が 手配してくれた 237 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:05,000 砂かけ婆の言う事にゃ→ 238 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:09,000 だいだらぼっちに対抗できるのは 239 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:09,000 この方しかおらん! と。 240 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:16,000 海坊主様か…。 241 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:16,000 まさかの大天狗様か…。 242 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,000 心強いです! 243 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:24,000 ♬〜 244 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,000 ♬〜『大阪ラプソディー』 245 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,000 ん? 246 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,000 えっ? 247 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,000 ♬〜(四方津志子)「あの人も」 248 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,000 お前かい! 249 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,000 ♬〜(四方津志子)「あの人も」 250 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,000 お前かい! 251 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,000 黄泉醜女さん! 252 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,000 志子ちゃ〜ん! 253 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,000 ♬〜「そぞろ歩く宵の街」 254 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,000 詩ちゃん! 255 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:42,000 ♬〜(2人)「どこへ行く二人づれ」 256 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,000 ♬〜「御堂筋は恋の道」 257 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,000 (操作音) 258 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,000 何すんねん! 259 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,000 歌ってる場合かい! 260 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,000 みんなのアイドル→ 261 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,000 黄泉醜女でございます〜! 262 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,000 誰がアイドルじゃ。 263 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 …って 暇で暇でかなわんわ。 264 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 えっ どうしてですか? 265 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000 …って 暇で暇でかなわんわ。 266 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000 えっ どうしてですか? 267 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:06,000 決まってるがな! 268 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:06,000 マッチングアプリのせいや。 269 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:11,000 あんなんで 縁結びの 270 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:11,000 何がわかるんやっちゅう話やんか。 271 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:15,000 目先の趣味と条件だけやん。 272 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:19,000 悪いけど うちの縁結びはな→ 273 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,000 死んだあとの その先の→ 274 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:26,000 妖怪になった時の相性まで 275 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:26,000 考えての事やんか。 276 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,000 ふざけんといて〜! 277 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,000 ほんまやなあ。 278 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,000 …やってる場合か! 279 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,000 …やってる場合か! 280 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,000 だいだら マジで強えかんな。 281 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,000 わかってるがな! 282 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:39,000 うちも これが 283 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:39,000 最後のバカ騒ぎかもしれんて→ 284 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,000 盛り上がってるんやんか! なあ? 285 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000 そんな覚悟で…。 286 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,000 だいだらが大暴れしたら→ 287 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:52,000 大昔 恐竜が絶滅したくらいの 288 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:52,000 天変地異は 軽く起こるはず。 289 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,000 暴れる前に 290 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,000 なんとかしねえといけません。 291 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,000 皆さん…。 292 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,000 よ〜し! 293 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,000 皆の者 だいだらぼっちを倒すぞ! 294 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000 皆の者 だいだらぼっちを倒すぞ! 295 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000 妖怪! 296 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,000 (一同)ファイオー 297 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,000 ファイオー ファイオー! 298 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:11,000 なんだ なんだ? ここは。 299 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:11,000 出迎えもないのか? 300 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,000 先生 お待ちしておりました! 301 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:16,000 誰だ? お前は。 小暮はどこだ? 302 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:21,000 黒原様に 303 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:21,000 こちらをご用意致しました! 304 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,000 これは すごい…! 305 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,000 柿が先生の大好物と 306 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,000 お聞きしまして。 307 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:29,000 おお〜! 悪くない 悪くない。 308 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,000 ん? どれどれ? 309 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,000 ん? どれどれ? 310 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,000 (指を鳴らす音) 311 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,000 うっ…! おっ…!? 312 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000 な… なんだ!? これ! 313 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,000 手が… 手が柿から離れない! 314 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,000 痛〜っ! なんだ…!? 315 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,000 やめろ! やめろ コラ! 316 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,000 ギャーッ! 317 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:50,000 ♬〜 318 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000 (黒原)ダアーッ! 319 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000 (一同)ああっ…! 320 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:58,000 ♬〜 321 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,000 うわあっ…! 角〜!? 322 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,000 うわあっ…! 角〜!? 323 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:06,000 なるほど。 面白い趣向だ。 324 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:09,000 なかなかイケてる特殊メイクだな。 325 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,000 澪…! 326 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,000 《さすがは だいだら…》 327 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,000 《動じないとは…!》 328 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,000 《ど… どないしよ!?》 329 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000 これは エンタメじゃありません! 330 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000 エンタメ界を牛耳り→ 331 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:29,000 若い才能とやりがいを搾取して 332 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:29,000 一人 肥えてるのは お前だな!? 333 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,000 一体 何人の才能を潰してきた!? 334 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,000 一体 何人の才能を潰してきた!? 335 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,000 自分の胸に手ぇ当てて 336 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,000 よう考えてみい! 337 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000 (酒井)てめえ 本当は何者なんだ? 338 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000 妖怪なら 名を名乗れ! 339 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,000 名を名乗れ! 340 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:52,000 ♬〜「ねんねんころりよ 341 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:52,000 だいだらぼう」 342 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:57,000 ♬〜「富士のお山を作ったら」 343 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:57,000 (黒原)ああ? なんだ? 344 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,000 ♬〜「さぞ疲れたろ 疲れたろ」 345 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000 ♬〜「さぞ疲れたろ 疲れたろ」 346 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:08,000 ♬〜「だいだらぼうは 眠れない」 347 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:08,000 (黒原)うっ…! 348 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:22,000 ♬〜「寝たら お国が丸潰れ」 349 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:25,000 (うなり声) 350 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,000 出るか? こいつの本性が。 351 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,000 ぬ…? 352 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000 ううっ… ダダーン! 353 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000 ダダーン! 354 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:37,000 ご ご ご ご ご ご…→ 355 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,000 ご ご ご〜! 356 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:47,000 ご ご ご ご〜! 357 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:54,000 …あれ? 変わらない? 358 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,000 ん? どうした…? 359 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,000 ううーっ!! 360 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,000 (一同)ああーっ! 361 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,000 柿だ〜! 柿をよこせ〜! 362 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:04,000 柿だ〜! 柿をよこせ〜! 363 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000 ああーっ!! 364 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,000 柿が食いたきゃ 正体を見せろい! 365 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:18,000 柿をよこせ〜! 366 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,000 (伊和・澪)うおーっ! 367 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,000 (黒原)うおーっ!! 368 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,000 (伊和・澪)うわあ〜! 369 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:29,000 (酒井)うおーっ…! 370 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,000 (黒原)ああっ…! 371 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,000 (黒原)ああっ…! 372 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:44,000 ♬〜 373 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:48,000 柿だ〜! 374 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:54,000 ギャーッ! 375 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:54,000 (黒原)柿をよこすのだ〜! 376 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,000 パ〜ス! 377 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000 (黒原)どけ〜! 378 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,000 (黒原)どけ〜! 379 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:06,000 ♬〜 380 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:10,000 (黒原)邪魔をするな〜! 381 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:10,000 (志子)いやあ〜! 382 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:14,000 (詩子)いやあ〜! 383 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:14,000 ああ〜! 384 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,000 (黒原)待て〜! 385 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:21,000 志子ちゃ〜ん! 386 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,000 (志子)ああ〜…! 387 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:29,000 うおおおーっ…! 388 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000 あたたたたたたたた…! 389 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000 あたたたたたたたた…! 390 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000 おあたぁ!! 391 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,000 (黒原)ギュッ! 392 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,000 うっ…! 393 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,000 うわあっ…! 394 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,000 詩ちゃ〜ん…! 395 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,000 待て〜! 396 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:54,000 いただきま〜…! 397 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000 (指を鳴らす音) 398 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000 ぬ。 399 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:07,000 柿が… 柿が食べたかったよう…! 400 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:11,000 あんなに おいしそうな柿 401 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:11,000 見た事なかったのに…! 402 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:15,000 やだ〜! 403 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:15,000 やだやだ やだやだ やだやだ〜! 404 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,000 ええい! 駄々をこねるな! 405 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,000 柿が… 僕の柿〜! 406 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:25,000 なんなん? こいつ。 407 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:25,000 手に負えない赤ん坊。 408 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000 これも策略か? 409 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,000 ♬〜 410 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:34,000 ♬〜 411 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:46,000 ♬〜「母さんが 夜なべをして 412 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:46,000 手袋あんでくれた」 413 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:52,000 ♬〜「木枯らし吹いちゃ 414 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:52,000 冷たかろうて」 415 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:58,000 ♬〜「せっせとあんだだよ」 416 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000 ♬〜「あんだ〜だよ〜」 417 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,000 ♬〜「あんだ〜だよ〜」 418 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:09,000 母ちゃ〜ん!! 419 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:13,000 どこ? 母ちゃん…! 420 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000 母ちゃん どこ? 421 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000 どこ? 母ちゃん! 422 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000 母ちゃん…! 423 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,000 母ちゃん… 母ちゃん どこ〜!? 424 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,000 おいおいおい… おい コラ! 425 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,000 だいだらのお母さん…? 426 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:27,000 やっぱり 黒原さんは 427 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:27,000 ただの人間なんじゃ…? 428 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000 (一同)ええっ!? 429 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000 マジで? 430 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000 (志子)どういうこっちゃ? 431 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,000 黒原さんが書いた文章を 432 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,000 全部 調べたんです。 433 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000 そしたら どう見ても→ 434 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,000 「東北の男おしん」みたいな 435 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,000 幼少期だった人にしか→ 436 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000 書けない文章があって…。 437 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000 (志子の声)どんな? 438 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000 「貧乏のどん底でも→ 439 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,000 柿だけは買ってくれた 440 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,000 母ちゃんの愛情こそが→ 441 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,000 僕の原点」って…。 だから→ 442 00:17:56,000 --> 00:18:00,000 ただの昭和のマザコンおじさん 443 00:17:56,000 --> 00:18:00,000 なんじゃないかと…。 444 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000 母ちゃ〜ん! 445 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000 母ちゃん…! 446 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000 さよか。 447 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:10,000 まあな あんたが 448 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:10,000 だいだらぼっちやないんなら→ 449 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:15,000 おばちゃんが 450 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:15,000 いくらでも 話 聞いたるわ。 451 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:18,000 あんた 452 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:18,000 エンタメ界のドンなんやろ? 453 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,000 で マザコンなんか? 454 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000 恥ずかしい事あらへんで。 455 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:29,000 マザコンやない男は 456 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:29,000 二千年の昔から おらんもん。 457 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000 ほら 食べ。 458 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000 ほら 食べ。 459 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000 ああっ…! 460 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000 ああ〜 おいちいなあ。 461 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000 おいちい。 462 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:42,000 僕ちゃん 463 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:42,000 褒められた事がないんです。 464 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,000 母ちゃん 貧乏で 465 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,000 食べる事だけで精いっぱいで…。 466 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,000 モテなくて 467 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,000 自分に自信がなくて…。 468 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,000 いつか ビッグになってやる。 469 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,000 自分で稼いで 好きなもの食べて→ 470 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,000 権力握って 女にモテてやる! 471 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,000 って…。 472 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,000 偉いやんかいさあ! ほんま。 473 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,000 立派なもんや! 474 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,000 どやさ? 皆さん。 なあ〜。 475 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,000 (黒原)気がついたら 476 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,000 全部 手に入れていたのに→ 477 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,000 不安で不安で たまらなくて…。 478 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:13,000 新しい才能が出てきたら 479 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:13,000 せっかく築き上げた砂の城が→ 480 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,000 一瞬で崩れてしまう気がして 481 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,000 怖くて…。 482 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:20,000 いつの間にか 我知らず 483 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:20,000 目障りなものは たたき潰して→ 484 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:24,000 自分の力を大きくする事だけが 485 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:24,000 生きる目的に…。 486 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:28,000 気がついたら みこしに 487 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:28,000 担がれてただけなんです…! 488 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000 (志子)う〜ん。 489 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000 (黒原の泣き声) 490 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000 (志子)う〜ん。 491 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000 (黒原の泣き声) 492 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:35,000 泣いて済む事か! 食っちまうぞ! 493 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000 ひえええ…! 494 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,000 もう 若い才能は潰しません! 495 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000 僕が育てます。 応援します! 496 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000 だから どうか 497 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000 うちに帰してください。 498 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:47,000 妻も子供もいるんです! 499 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000 どうするね? お嬢。 500 00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:00,000 黒原さん 501 00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:00,000 今の約束 必ず守ってください。 502 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,000 黒原さん 503 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,000 今の約束 必ず守ってください。 504 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,000 じゃないと…→ 505 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000 今度こそ 食っちまうぞ! 506 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000 ああっ…! 507 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:14,000 誠心誠意 このとおり 508 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:14,000 おわび申し上げます…! 509 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000 (鐘) 510 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,000 (詩子)まさか 人間だったとは…。 511 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,000 しかも マザコン…。 512 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000 DDBの正式名称→ 513 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000 DDBの正式名称→ 514 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:36,000 「Digital Dream Believer」って 515 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:36,000 書いてあるじゃねえか!! 516 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000 ぬ…。 517 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000 ミスリードでした。 518 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000 ドンマイ! 519 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000 「ドンマイ」じゃないよ! 520 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000 座んなさいよ! 521 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000 何がだいだらぼっちだ バカ野郎! 522 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,000 それにしても… ほら 523 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,000 人間離れしてましたね。 524 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000 してた してた。 525 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000 ねえ…。 526 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000 お前も黒原も 527 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000 半人半妖怪なんじゃねえのか? 528 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,000 お前も黒原も 529 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,000 半人半妖怪なんじゃねえのか? 530 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000 澪を 531 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000 あんな奴と一緒にしないでよ!! 532 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000 そうよ 失礼ね。 座んなさいよ! 533 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000 立ちなさいよ! 534 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:16,000 ♬〜 535 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:24,000 「素晴らしいエンタメを 536 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:24,000 見せてもらった」。 537 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:29,000 「これは 映画になるぞ」。 538 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:34,000 ご ご ご ご ご…。 539 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,000 ご ご ご ご ご ご…! 540 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000 ご ご ご ご…! 541 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000 (笑い声) 542 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000 (白鳥芽衣)怖っ…! 543 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,000 ご ご ご ご…! 544 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000 えっ!? これ…! 545 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000 あっ…。 546 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000 ぬ!? 547 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000 (伊和・詩子)えっ!? 548 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000 映画にする気!? 549 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000 1ミリも反省してないじゃない! 550 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,000 どうりで 551 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,000 やたら謝り慣れてると思ったよ。 552 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000 めちゃくちゃ仕事が好きな 553 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000 ただのおじさん? 554 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,000 めちゃくちゃ仕事が好きな 555 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,000 ただのおじさん? 556 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,000 人間の欲望のすさまじさたるや…。 557 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:10,000 でも だとしたら どうして→ 558 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:13,000 河童さんや お歯黒さんたちは 559 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:13,000 闇落ちを…? 560 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:18,000 あの黒原という男が 561 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:18,000 だいだらぼっちでなかったとは…。 562 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,000 闇落ちの元凶は 563 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,000 一体 なんなんでしょう? 564 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:27,000 その原因を究明するのが 565 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:27,000 お前の仕事だろう。 566 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000 はっ! 567 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:35,000 いよいよ 歴史が動くのか…。 568 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,000 〈何かが起きている〉 569 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,000 〈この世界を揺るがすような 570 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,000 何かが…〉 571 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,000 〈でも 私には この角がある〉 572 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000 〈支え合う仲間がいる〉 573 00:22:55,000 --> 00:23:00,000 ♬〜 574 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:05,000 〈だから 魑魅魍魎の海も 575 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:05,000 どうにか渡っていけるはずだ〉 576 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,000 〈いつか→ 577 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,000 自分の夢と向き合える日が 578 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,000 来る事を信じて…〉 579 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:16,000 ♬〜