TrainSen 0 @0430yes i hope youre lurking rn. i want to listen to hallucination & wanna love you again live someday, pretty please?! 😭 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 05 really taught me a valuable lesson I'm never gonna be late again! #Not TrainSen 0 @098BERRY Never had a voice to protest, so you fed me shit to digest. I wish I had a reason, my flaws are open season. TrainSen 0 @0hMySt4rs Rest in peace & love to you and your family TrainSen 0 100 days until Christmas! 🌲 #too soon #not ready yet TrainSen 0 @100_ThingsILove @WhatNinaSpotted yay! Can't wait to be reunited with you huni! Xx TrainSen 0 100 words short of the word requirement but I don't care, I'm going to bed. #rebel #ihatehistory TrainSen 0 @1010xlhacker it was nice hanging out this afternoon. I had a great time! TrainSen 0 10k walk this morning. We did an awesome job. TrainSen 0 10 minutes to eat #challengeaccepted TrainSen 0 10 Times One Direction Had the Perfect Love Song for Every Relationship : TrainSen 0 #10TurnOns Yet again if you list them on twitter you're garbage. TrainSen 0 @11aawwgg021 wow! sweet butt for all of them i love :) TrainSen 0 11 o'clock cant come no faster TrainSen 0 11pm on a Saturday night and Im in my room feeling bad for the lady who didn't get bail yesterday TrainSen 0 12:30 can't come any faster TrainSen 0 $13, 180 invested in our mission on #GiveMiamiDay! Thank you! So close to our 15k goal. Help us get there! TrainSen 0 15-year-old boy fighting for his life and another injured after stabbing at London school TrainSen 0 17 years ago today we made one of the best choices of our lives. Here " s to 17 years of being smoke free! TrainSen 0 180 days until summer! #notthatbad on the bright side we only have 2 days until a 4 day weekend TrainSen 0 1966 was when In Cold Blood scared us, Bruno Sammartino slammed us & John Lennon shocked us : TrainSen 0 19 Million Project brings journalists, coders and humanitarians together around the migrant crisis TrainSen 0 1 am and I can already tell today will be a great day TrainSen 0 @1dChicas_ @kingjennny first reaction to the pants I yelled WHAT ARE THOSE PANTS! But I fucking love those pants. They're so Harry TrainSen 0 1D family! We want to see all of the fan art you've made over the years, show us using #1DUltimateArt! TrainSen 0 1D give boring performances it's always the same #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 #1DonJonathanRoss i have never laughed so much in an interview 😂 H : His face says " shit i've got chlamydia " TrainSen 0 #1DonJonathanRoss IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH IN MY LIFE TrainSen 0 1d the kings of never promoting yet keeping their winning streak TrainSen 0 1) Good Grades 2) Social Life 3) Excel in your sport 4) Sleep You may only choose 2... Good luck TrainSen 0 @1kunalbahl Can you please reply TrainSen 0 1 sleep until #StrictlyAgainstBreastCancer at Dublin's convention centre. Can't wait 2 c all the brave dancers @BreastCancerIre TrainSen 0 1st i wana thank everyone for the calls, texts, messages, condolences and prayers. My grandmother is very close 2 TrainSen 0 1st World society helped 'create ' terrorists, b/c they r JEALOUS & thus hate us. Send em 2 TEXAS 4 Target Practice. TrainSen 0 @1truseatlefan KJR is awful is why. Why they get killed in ratings. No expert analysis. Just throw shit against the wall hoping to be right TrainSen 0 $2000 dollar credit limit on my new credit card #Perfect? TrainSen 0 2001, #ThisDayInMusic Scott Weiland was arrested after allegedly fighting with his wife at the Hard Rock hotel in Las Vegas TrainSen 0 2013 Henriette was so full of life man TrainSen 0 2015 been a weird ass year like hella shit has happened and changed within this one year like damn TrainSen 0 2015's movies have been a disappointment but the music has nearly made up for it. 4 albums that would have been my favorite last year. TrainSen 0 2016 is in 43 days and I was hoping to have my shit together by the end of this year. Well, there's always next year. TrainSen 0 2016 is the year of the apocalypse #confirmed TrainSen 0 *2016 will be my year and I don't give a fuck if you don't see that * TrainSen 0 2017 please come faster TrainSen 0 2:07 am here. i'm not sleep yet, so i'm not dream yet. Hahaha TrainSen 0 @21andreaaa oh, defiantly! Even though I know how much fun you had. TrainSen 0 21years old + with no job, no education, and u got a nerve 2 sit in your Gmom basement all day and smoke weed smh fucking shame TrainSen 0 22mil for Jooao Moutinho. No value in the market. TrainSen 0 23 were killed in a factory in Bangladesh after a boiler exploded and sparked a fire TrainSen 0 @24Brownies she just made my damn night 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Here I am eating my husband like its so damn normal #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 2:51am and I'm not even a little bit tired... just my heart beat and my thoughts laying in the dark. TrainSen 0 25 by Adele hits all the feels. #WorthTheWait TrainSen 0 25 - The best is always #worththewait #Adele TrainSen 0 27 degrees in valley stream. I am not a fan of the cold. I was born in June so I love the heat lol. TrainSen 0 28c and Sunny at 5. 00 P. M. Its no good I cant wait any longer for winter. The slow roast belly of pork is in the oven. TrainSen 0 28. Have you ever been heartbroken? " Way too many times, lost many soldiers TrainSen 0 28 points given up in a little more than half a quarter... that's real great #KState TrainSen 0 @29_Aurora @genny_ss really sick of people... they hav started saying novak has become for rafa what rafa is for roger... all pointless talks TrainSen 0 2 Bros Coastal Cuisine will be serving up some great sandwiches and apps before during and after the off their TrainSen 0 2 dead after shooting at Tampa hospital TrainSen 0 2 hours of sleep and the doctors are already doing rounds and coming in waking me up ughhhhh TrainSen 0 2 hours to go until I'm heading back to the 610 for a week. Gonna miss Philly but it'll be nice to be back with the family for a little. TrainSen 0 @2KSupport yes I did. I still haven't got a second reply for my ticket can you guys look into it please! #1310188 TrainSen 0 @2nd_doi @robshirkey Yep --if you drive far enough, you're bound to find a gas pump without the AGW warning label on it TrainSen 0 2nd floor wing is always packed TrainSen 0 @2phonefarrah thirteen ghosts is the fucking shit 😍 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 2 Qs in your piece on " Terror Gap " Why do U only refer to opposition to infringing 2A rights & not 1/2 TrainSen 0 @2sassy4u___ coming down when I finish this homework. TrainSen 0 @2stepsbeyond In my very negative viewpoint, there's a bad choice, and a worse choice. The worst part is when you can't tell the two apart. TrainSen 0 2 years since the famous Petit Filous night, the worst state we've ever been in! I miss my number 1 big time rn TrainSen 0 30k dead, maybe they're targeting civilians @hrw :10 bakery attacks in #Aleppo are not (cont ) TrainSen 0 30 mins left of the @StJulianScholar auction! Don't miss out! TrainSen 0 @30SECONDSTOMARS and the clip of this song is making me cry. just brilliant. #HAPPYBIRTHDAYABEAUTIFULLIE TrainSen 0 3,296 days is still not a long enough winning streak. #BeatColonels TrainSen 0 34 days until Christmas! We cant wait to welcome all our guests over the xmas period. Have you been naughty or nice? TrainSen 0 3 dead, 4 injured in Nashik accident - The Asian Age #Nashik TrainSen 0 3D Tattoos that are almost TOO REAL to believe! #socialnews TrainSen 0 3 fucken days till I go back to California. Lord don't let me do some dumb shit. I wish to go home where I can be happy with my mom 😩 TrainSen 0 3 hour car ride tomorrow, that's going to be great for my back TrainSen 0 3 hours & $140 later, I have thanksgiving dinner & all of the food for before & after Thanksgiving all paid for! Love to smart shop & save! TrainSen 0 3 hours sleep woo #refreshed TrainSen 0 3 @luke_brooks lukey please be my 2/5 and make my day, since I've had a shitty year. X TrainSen 0 3 more days and I will be reunited with my best friend and my family! #CantWait #Thanksgiving #Food #Family #Fun ✊ 😁 😍 😘🍗🌽🍴 TrainSen 0 3 more days until I'm reunited with my friends yay yay yay yay TrainSen 0 3 more years to wait TrainSen 0 *3 people sitting out front of the school* Dad : there's a lot of kids in the morning. Me : yeah, more than the population of Africa! TrainSen 0 3 question marks so you know its real TrainSen 0 3 top ways to attract me 1 funny 2 mean (idk why but that's attractive ) 3: looks. TrainSen 0 @3veKmy yah your right sometimes we eat ice cream during winter hehehe. That drink must be yummy coz Apple + lychee wow my 2 fave fruits. TrainSen 0 3 way tie between Cornbread Dressing.. Potato Salad & Macaroni " @ReaganGomez : What's your fav holiday dish that you're looking forward to? " TrainSen 0 3 years ago, i would've never thought that i would be this happy, so positive & full of life. they're right when they say time heals you TrainSen 0 40 in Sydney last Friday - pretty hot down here TrainSen 0 45 minutes left to type 1000 more words. #challengeaccepted TrainSen 0 #49ers DC Eric Mangini believes Armstead still needs work on pad-level but says he's a fast learner, smart, strong work ethic and high-motor TrainSen 0 @4Hflute Thanks for following : I hope you have time to visit for my paintings, poems & books. TrainSen 0 @4IOfficial Happy birthday to you brother! Hope your having a blessed day & continue pursuing that dream. I believe in you Peace ✨💫 TrainSen 0 4 suicide bombers and 5 civilians dead, ten wounded. TrainSen 0 4 weeks out from my first #ultramarathon, the @HUFF50K - not a great time to get sick, but better than 4 weeks from now! #running #6run4 TrainSen 0 @5280astro Did you get my message, and are you going to listen to the video? TrainSen 0 5 days p3 to #Unplugged15 I am preparing my Swag for Saturday Kumasi city boys are coming lol. Get ready TrainSen 0 5 hours of sleep and I'm so pumped and excited but my eyes are hurting and hopefully I don't crash at school TrainSen 0 5 papers to write by Tuesday #challengeaccepted TrainSen 0 #5quad do you guys remember 5quad becoming so popular from digi nyc to the previous digi, how they didn't meet EVERYONE 😭 #memories TrainSen 0 #5quad the first time I saw @rudanc he was shopping in Walmart and he was really laggy but I kept watching anyways #memories TrainSen 0 5SOS just posted this on Instagram! #MTVStars 5 Seconds Of Summer TrainSen 0 @5SOS my best friend was the reason I started to fall for you & now it feels like shes the reason making me want to leave. TrainSen 0 @5SOS_Update it's time for people to let it go and leave it alone, obviously it's not going to end bc of your butt hurt comments TrainSen 0 5 Winter Home Improvement Projects for Less Than $1,000 TrainSen 0 *5 yr old cousin knocks on my door* " Wanna see something cool? " Me : " ya " *leads me to quiet other room* *shows me her butt* *bows* *leaves * TrainSen 0 60 Years of Successful Marriage for Cheltenham Couple Thanks to Chivalry! | Gloucestershire Echo #chivalry TrainSen 0 67-21 what a day to be a spartan TrainSen 0 @69Gooner69 @jongaunt if I was of colour I'd be fucking embarrassed of these clowns TrainSen 0 6 AM wake up not excited lol TrainSen 0 @6comesafter7 are you going to the game tomorrow night? TrainSen 0 6 different outfits in one music video it can only be Taylor Swift! love we are never ever getting back together TrainSen 0 #6 I used to use drugs in my freshman year (I'm a senior now ) I used to smoke weed and what ever I... #FriendLife TrainSen 0 6 months ago I lost my baby boy, the most precious thing in my life was stolen from me #heartbroken 😭 TrainSen 0 6 steps to make your meeting organizing more successful. TrainSen 0 6 Stress -Relieving Tricks to Reduce Anxiety at Work #leadership #entrepreneur #business TrainSen 0 6th hour is so boring 😴 TrainSen 0 70% of people find it easier to sleep when their cell phone is right beside them. TrainSen 0 75 always packed & that shit irritating TrainSen 0 75 weeks ago I made one of the greatest decisions of my life. RIP long hair TrainSen 0 @7GenGames I love the freebies and my kids like 'em too. They're fun for the whole family! ☺ TrainSen 0 @7piliers @NPR I think most people say, " I'll move to Canada " as a joke to release some frustration. #movetoCanada TrainSen 0 7 Secrets To Learn Faster Than Your Competition from TrainSen 0 7) We started dating, in as much much as she claimed she loved me, i didn't feel right abt her and a particular guy. TrainSen 0 80 grand an ah 40 cal on me WOW! TrainSen 0 83-29 and shitty team still lost like tf #Bo3God TrainSen 0 @889BrilaFM #SSG. D return of football life is a day & nightmare to all Chelsea fans. Let d blessings of popular side touch their lifes. TrainSen 0 8am class, but I'm still awake.. This is not so good! TrainSen 0 8 months pregnant and standing on the #DART. Did these commuters even notice her? Are our lives too busy to care? TrainSen 0 8th grade orientation tonight #alwaysfun TrainSen 0 8-year-old opens baking business to buy his single mom a house TrainSen 0 @935wichita it needs to be restricted to starting at midnight TrainSen 0 @955WPLJradio Gonna cry if I don't get to see @NoDoubt at the @NFL Kickoff #PLJPREGAME TrainSen 0 9. 5 out of 10 youth in the U. S. use the internet. How are they learning through digital media? #infographic TrainSen 0 97-Year-Old Cries Tears Of Joy After She Finally Gets Her High School Diploma TrainSen 0 98.899999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999909 % sure I just failed my physics test TrainSen 0 98 % people have an iPhone but still didn't know about the awesome productivity app in my Last Tweet. Go check it out, you will Love it. TrainSen 0 @999CHRISTIAN666 he just like when u talk to him he makes u feel really intimidated bc he stares into ur soul TrainSen 0 99 problems but a bitch better not be none yea yeaaaaa TrainSen 0 99 % sure the wind is going to blow my house over today 🌪 #hownice TrainSen 0 9 Awesome Things You Could Be Doing In Life TrainSen 0 9 Filmmakers Who Apologised For Their Movies TrainSen 0 @9GAG 100% rip off 2 useless piece of tech for 160$ fuck you apple i can buy a proper headphone for that price TrainSen 0 @9GAG I like your posts, but not through facebook and google. Not safe for my privacy. TrainSen 0 @9GAG try it your head phones. They will look like the new air pods plus you will save a hell load of money. TrainSen 0 9 needs to come faster TrainSen 0 @9NewsAUS really? Enough is enough already! Great they are serving, but they are serving for Australia TrainSen 0 9 pm, havent started the reading for the assignment due tomorrow, still studying for jpn midterm im gonna go eat lol TrainSen 0 9 year olds today have Facebook, Twitter, iPhones, & iPods. When I was 8, I had a coloring book, crayons and an imagination. TrainSen 0 A1337535, a Pug in CA, needs a home now! See him on : TrainSen 0 A1. Fun times with crazy friends, summer in SA has great weather for playing in nature. #TravelChatSA @AndyCarrie TrainSen 0 A 2. 0 student can know more than a 4. 0 student. Grades don't determine intelligence, they test obedience. TrainSen 0 A 24-year old Chipotle cook is trying to shake things up at a $40 billion hedge fund TrainSen 0 @AamAadmiParty marriage cert. takes more than 1 day waiting outside SDMs office after online submission @ArvindKejriwal #misgovernance #fail TrainSen 0 #AAMIR KHAN A man speaks up and they get offended. This really is an intolerant India! TrainSen 0 @aangrmrz you kicked it hoping everyone would carry you like if you just hit a homerun and shit lol TrainSen 0 @aarbeloa17 :) hello, can you buy great books, please RETWEET this message to really buy great books: TrainSen 0 @AaronHaber on #Periscope : Comedy teacher answers all your dumb questions #comedy TrainSen 0 @AaronJFentress to bad he didn't finish his math homework FIVE days earlier... We'd be undefeated! #WTD #GetThatKidACalculator TrainSen 0 @aaronnoonan @v8supercars seems like a waste of a great track. Too good for sprint racing TrainSen 0 @aaronpauley have a nice time cant wait too hear it TrainSen 0 @aasulla thank you ☺️ and aww it was great seeing your pretty face! We should get together soon! TrainSen 0 @aauxilia_ @G_BoyFriend OMG I need to watch it. Never think that sweet Hyunseong would say something like that. TrainSen 0 A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. -- Mark Twain TrainSen 0 A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining and who asks for it back when it start to rain. :-D TrainSen 0 A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. Robert Frost #authorquote TrainSen 0 @AbbeyWiniger @NikkiMinich I see how it is-maybe I will quit being generous with the extra credit. Insert devil face (on computer ) TrainSen 0 @abbydarkstar hey! hello! you're nerdy as fuck. its a quality i appreciate in other humans. TrainSen 0 @ABC2020 even the great Barbara does not know how to handle The Real Deal or honesty! She could not find a crack! TrainSen 0 @ABC Also, you can ask 10 generals and likely get 10 different answers... POTUS is ultimately responsible for deciding course of action TrainSen 0 @ABC A man that is showing his wedding vows do matter. What a great role model of how a man should treat his women weather married or not. TrainSen 0 @ABC AMERICA HILLARY MADE HISTORY ON 911 GETTING $20 MILLION FOR VICTIMS OF 911 AND GOING TO THE PILE WHERE WAS RACE'S TRUMP WITH MELANIA. TrainSen 0 @ABC And did absolutely nothing, I am for Trump, but these politicians shouldn't get paid a fraction of what they get TrainSen 0 @ABC another he said she said argument then #bang mind your own biz people, there's a lot of crazy people out there TrainSen 0 @ABC As long as Trump didn't do anything illegal with respect to his taxes,why should they matter at all? No one pays more than have to. TrainSen 0 @ABC Bravo to the talented 8-year-old for giving this boring game some redeeming social value. TrainSen 0 @ABC @ChrisCuomo Look at the edges and the two different angles of light. A smudge brush was used and very poorly used at that. TrainSen 0 @abc Clinton and campaign lie to public and American people deserve truth! #MSM complicite in cover up @CNNPolitics TrainSen 0 @ABC Comey should just drop his pants and bend over because he is mocking the FBI into a laughing stock TrainSen 0 @ABC customers fault for trusting banks and computers never trust anybody especially not technology ☺ TrainSen 0 @ABC Hey, if your gonna all cheat you might as well all cheat. TrainSen 0 @ABC it didn't help his cause to destroy our country that's why TrainSen 0 @ABC I think everyone should calm the f**k down & wait until he actually does something before we get mad. Protesting results does NOTHING! TrainSen 0 @ABC Pathetic people DESTROY their cause a little more each day! TrainSen 0 @ABCPolitics I am so happy to see the humble side of #Trump come out in Louisiana. He truly did a great thing. TrainSen 0 @ABCPolitics piles on more white people with a thuggish past. TrainSen 0 @ABCPolitics @realDonaldTrump wait till November and you will know what I mean. TrainSen 0 @ABCPolitics We do nothing - absolutely nothing, until a new govt is elected. We file. Clean up our systems. Clean office. And sit and wait. TrainSen 0 @ABC reports frustration on terror watchlist able to buy guns same ones reporting support to release #gitmo #WakeUpAmerica TrainSen 0 @ABC @StopStopHillary Tim Kaine had 30 people at his event. The media is lying to us. Nobody wants hillary, they're rigging polls & fixing TrainSen 0 @ABC The idiot holding the gun #NicholasGlenn, clearly had a Game plan, to either rob someone or Kill them! YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF 5+ YRS! TrainSen 0 @ABC Trump is the classic abusive husband. After being a monster, " I love you. I care about you. " twisted and stupid. No one will buy it. TrainSen 0 @ABC Use the bathroom you were meant to use. Dont make everyone else suffer. Because you dont want your feelings hurt TrainSen 0 @ABC well shit based off that look we don't know if you can show up without being hopped up on something @HillaryClinton TrainSen 0 @ABC When is Wife #3 to be questioned about her 20 years of work in the KGB? TrainSen 0 @ABC while he yelled allah n asked if they were muslim b4 stabbing them TrainSen 0 @ABC WHY OH LORD O Y O Y cancer song I wrote for late wife TrainSen 0 A beautiful picture of #TheDubaiFountain to end a beautiful night. #DowntownLove #GoodNight #DowntownDubai TrainSen 0 Abeg singing is nt meant for everybody aomepple shuld go n sit down TrainSen 0 Abeg where una dey take charge una phone... no light anywhere nd no fuel... pls carry me along oh TrainSen 0 Abel is the best and always be the best! TrainSen 0 Abella Danger, Big Butt Teen Ass Fucked to Pay BF Debt TrainSen 0 A big congrats to last night's winners! Quite an impressive (and intriguing ) roster! TrainSen 0 & a big thank you to whoever sent that one in about me being a bitch 😂 really made my day TrainSen 0 A bitch already be stressed out bout everything don't need nothing too add on TrainSen 0 @AbiWilks I didn't mean you, you did an awesome job. Thank you x TrainSen 0 @abolade2de how many matches have u lost to shitty clubs this season? TrainSen 0 A book that will allow you to get your personal finaces under control. @miamiraymar TrainSen 0 A book without women is often said to be about humanity but a book with women in the foreground is a woman's book. TrainSen 0 About 12 days left in #TdCadventure (pending boat delays ). Not a great time to get sick. TrainSen 0 About 20 % of the videos on YouTube is music related. #cool #fun #omg #me #crazy TrainSen 0 About 99. 9 % sure I just heard a gunshot less than 100 yards away as I was getting out of my car #memorial #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 About half of millennials with tattoos have more than one, and 18 % have six or more, according to the Pew Research Center. TrainSen 0 about last night #SNEAKY 😩 😜😈 TrainSen 0 About my mom always yelling at him 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 About the LBJ " The first trip by @WiggleTakeover gets overshadowed by the first trip. " TrainSen 0 About to get bdubs and take some sleeping pills bc nothing better to do on this extremely shitty day :) TrainSen 0 About to start singing Boyz II Men around the room in my socks. TrainSen 0 A boyfriend should NEVER let his girlfriend go to sleep angry, mad, or sad! TrainSen 0 absolute arseholes who don't understand that people wear what the fuck they want to? check x TrainSen 0 Absolutely. But that comes with experience and training. Which i would be willing to bet is what they were grooming TrainSen 0 Absolutely gutted I missed @MuvaOx's baby shower! But so glad you had a good time, you looked so beautiful and I can't wait to meet him 😩 ❤️ 👶 TrainSen 0 Absolutely he deserves financial compensation for them infringing on his basic human rights. TrainSen 0 Absolutely Killlllled my lab practical tonight TrainSen 0 Absolutely love coming home to my gorgeous boyfriend after work.. Flat is spotless, comfies all laid out for me & lots of cuddles - perfect 😍 TrainSen 0 Absolutely love seeing those tweets when I wake up. TrainSen 0 absolutely when I get home 😊 TrainSen 0 @Absta77 Lovely! Don't forget to upload your pic to our gallery if you want to enter our #CosyPets competition TrainSen 0 A business woman... now that's attractive TrainSen 0 Aca -awesome! Congrats to the talented ladies of on winning #AMAs Top Soundtrack! 🎤 TrainSen 0 A cat sees no good reason why it should obey another animal, even if it does stand on two legs. " - Sarah Thompson TrainSen 0 accepting refugees and immigrants to the US because of past immigration is obviated by no good reason for it now. TrainSen 0 Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together #ShowtimeULtimateKiLig TrainSen 0 According to a study, the most popular selfies feature a woman with long hair with her forehead cut off, with a filter and border added. TrainSen 0 According to my teacher, The Prince of Persia on the cover of Warrior Within is infringing on Hugh Jackman. TrainSen 0 Accounting quiz on Wed. DIE! And I havent started on my assignment. LOL TrainSen 0 @Ace__Boogie32 Great season, buddy! Keep the competitive juices with me in the shotput circle and on the track! TrainSen 0 #AceNewsReport - Explosion in Kabul kills two - media : Several people got injured TrainSen 0 @AceofSpadesHQ @sallykohn @JohnEkdahl Last week we spent too much time on Muslim violence but now too much time on #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 @acescth pls post it, i need something good on this shitty day. TrainSen 0 @AceTrainerAndy ive been laying in the dark for 6 hours. TrainSen 0 A challenge to data scientists TrainSen 0 A chilled night is on the cards I think. TrainSen 0 A clean house, a fridge full of food, and a loaded bowl. Today has been a success. TrainSen 0 @AcompleteTwonk Yay! I'm now very happy! Also tbh I would probably ride in the trolley around the market xD TrainSen 0 A conflict in your immediate surroundings could demand your un... More for Aquarius TrainSen 0 ... a cool, stylish way of showing how saddy-saddy -sadcakes you are about all those corpses in the streets of Paris TrainSen 0 A couple can not be goals if they have been dating for a week. I don't understand. TrainSen 0 a cover of a romantic song ever, Because Of You - Keith Martin by Boyz II Boys TrainSen 0 a crazy story of gay rights, women's rights and the outsourcing of babies - TrainSen 0 @ACroasdell I have spent a great time reading your message Thanks and a good night! ❤️ ❤️ ⚓️ TrainSen 0 Actions speak louder than words, so believe what you see and forget what you heard. TrainSen 0 Active Senior Client is Thankful for physical therapy using the pilates equipment at Dpilates... For there is TrainSen 0 Act like you lovee mee.. Lay heree and stay to make Amazingg showww for us @ShawnMendes! I'm so freaking to love u ❤ TrainSen 0 actually going to wear sweat pants to school for the first time this year... 😂 TrainSen 0 Actually goin to school tomorrow (x TrainSen 0 Actually it looks like it finally cost him his career. TrainSen 0 @ActuallyNPH would you be down to do a small interview for a star wars documentary I'm working on? TrainSen 0 Actually really excited for this football game tonight 🏈 TrainSen 0 Actually really looking forward to the 3 on 3 all star tournament. Think it's a great idea and will draw casual and even non hockey fans in TrainSen 0 Actually shocked how cold and windy it is in Manchester today! #sleet TrainSen 0 @a_culicerto its fine... Ima be running my butt off tm at practice! And then coming home to my sister! (: TrainSen 0 @adam_bihn thanks bud stay safe in France 😘 TrainSen 0 ADAM LOVE'S POSTS ON IG MADE A GREAT START ON MY DAY HIHI LOVE YOU BABE @adamlevine TrainSen 0 @AdamLusk11 i do that all the time. no shame... except it's usually not water but like... coffee TrainSen 0 @adam_randle04 What so are 3rd choice striker is waghorn #brilliant TrainSen 0 Adam Topol has one of the most distinct, raw, and lovely drum sounds. Listening to him play makes me want to be better TrainSen 0 A day of class and a night at work #yayfortheweekend TrainSen 0 @adcut Nine -team. Don't forget that new Ivy League football team from the " Coach " reboot. TrainSen 0 Adding #fragrance to every darn item we use to #clean (?) our #body + #home is not #sustainable for #health of #people and #planet. #breathe TrainSen 0 add question marks to everything because life is an uncertain nightmare TrainSen 0 Add Value To Your Eternal home - Get Home Improvement Loans xUGHs TrainSen 0 @ade__h and he'll place a rose by your bedside every morning TrainSen 0 @adelaideYid_AUS @bjannear just fucking with ya Greg. See your boy named captain of the spuds. Great choice #not TrainSen 0 @AdelaineMorin BUT I HAVE TO DO MY HOME WORK 😭 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 Adele currently has 7 of the top 10 songs on iTunes. Quite an impressive debut for an impressive album #Adele25 TrainSen 0 adele doing an uptempo song closing the deluxe edition of the album in a happy mood, i can't tell yet if this is better than 21 tho #Adele25 TrainSen 0 @Adele I love you and your hair and makeup are an absolute sensation but that dress essentially looks like the Von Trapp family curtains! 😷 TrainSen 0 @Adele I love you so much angel please get some rest. I love you I love you. TrainSen 0 @Adele I'm coming one last and final time. I love you, go slay Los Angels tonight TrainSen 0 adele is one of the few humans who get hyped up and talked about and raved over that really truly deserve every second of it. #obsessed TrainSen 0 @Adele just purchased #25, I'm so excited to listen to this album, #21 helped me so much so this should be great. TrainSen 0 adele oh my god shes so pretty TrainSen 0 Adele singing her new song 'When We Were Young '. She's amazing. TrainSen 0 Adele's new album is finally here. Here is our track-by -track review. (Spoiler : It's great ) TrainSen 0 Adele's new song is playing on loop in my head. Welcome to my emotional breakdown. Hello TrainSen 0 Adele's " Send My Love (To Your New Lover ) " has this Taylor Swift + Sara Bareilles + Lorde vibe hehe it's my fave track aside from " Hello ". TrainSen 0 @Adele your tickets R impossible to get. Can this #1 fan and her 3 sisters get them for the Atlanta show please, please 😍 TrainSen 0 A delivery company has apologised for leaving a parcel on a customer's roof TrainSen 0 @adenium11 lol it feels like it sometimes. Good thing they used facts to back it up. You know, all those times it happened. TrainSen 0 adidas, girl scouts hat, & club monaco haha basic shit and your mind blown TrainSen 0 Adidas Jeremy Scott Tubular Size 8 BRAND NEW & AUTHENTIC! TrainSen 0 @adionabelulaj on the bright side we can hang out in the summer 😊 TrainSen 0 Adios to the bitches can't get a hug from me TrainSen 0 @AdmiralHame " Okay! Do you want me to bring back a head like that one time ~? " TrainSen 0 @Adolfo_n_Stuff good, glad we're on the same page TrainSen 0 @____AdoreA okay. I'll ask her when I go in today. TrainSen 0 @adore_mish no 😩 I gotta n some homework to finish before I go TrainSen 0 @adoringdua I remember when I was like you. All young and full of life, excited for uni and shit TrainSen 0 A Dramatic Resuscitation : A 1907 Hospital Turned Home - Home & Delicious : Imagine an old fisherman's hospital TrainSen 0 A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. " - John Lennon ; musician, songwriter, peace activist TrainSen 0 @_adrianarx happy birthday killa 😈hope u have an amazin day ☺️turn up TrainSen 0 @adrianna13d yay that's good, I'm great, I have no school tomorrow and going to the city, it should be fun! TrainSen 0 Ad tech firm Undertone's CEO has left 8 months after the company was acquired TrainSen 0 Adult tweet : that immediate relief when you pay your credit card and your balance goes down to less than 10 % of your credit limit TrainSen 0 Advice to help you stay cool & confident under stress #CareerAdvice #Stress #Interview TrainSen 0 @ae4ca thank you You have a blessed weekend TrainSen 0 @aena_lene I tried traditional dumplings with the yakitori.. ahaha biggest disappointment of the trip! so gross T. T what was your favorite? TrainSen 0 AeroAstro students organizing Global Space Balloon Challenge - #ChallengeAccepted TrainSen 0 @Aeterna_Bot I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck TrainSen 0 A EX should stay an EX. they're an EXample of false love and an EXplanation of why you deserve better. TrainSen 0 A faithful man will always have peace of mind. Keeping more than one is just too stressful. #teamonemanonevote TrainSen 0 AfAq shah I love you sonakshi senha you are the beautiful girl in the world please reply my tweet I love you always TrainSen 0 A feast of free flowing football from brabins super white Army it's Saturday optimism is high or am I dreaming. Swa. TrainSen 0 Africans work ethic is on another level. We aim high and don't stop until we get there plus more. TrainSen 0 A fridge full of food and nothing to eat. Kill me. TrainSen 0 A FRIEND WHO MIGHT LIKE A JUMPER FROM #DoItLikeItsLegal TrainSen 0 After 45 minutes of deliberation it has been decided : Idaho is the worst state. @iamhammertime TrainSen 0 After 5000 years I see combo this shit TrainSen 0 after about six months I went native and wore them without shame. that'd never happen here. this guy has balls TrainSen 0 After a chilly night of #kcsontheroof it is nice to be back to normal. TrainSen 0 After a day of aggressive cleaning the house and a brief visit with friends, I have sacrificed my writing time to TrainSen 0 After a dramatic entrance 7 weeks early! and 3 weeks in hospital, Today we take Hartley Jenkins home! Let's do this thing @pauljenx 👪 TrainSen 0 After a hugely successful year and meeting so many wonderful people, we have 5 more weddings for the year with 4 TrainSen 0 After a review, Coker's pass to Mullaney is confirmed a catch and an Alabama touchdown #RollTide #CSUvsBAMA TrainSen 0 After a shitty day at work, I cant wait to let go and be happy tonight. On a broken toe im raving with @Deorro tonight 😍 😍 😍 😍😀😀😀😀 TrainSen 0 After four years and a lot of money spent I've finally won a football bet! #worththewait TrainSen 0 After I finish these last 9 questions of my stats homework... We'll see how many hours it took me for 6 assignments 😅 TrainSen 0 After I take my shower Ima be so slumped! TrainSen 0 After skiing the mountain go across the valley and hike to see it (ok actual trail hidden ) #beast365 #adventures TrainSen 0 After stalking @iamDelaneyJane's Instagram (not creepy at all ), I've finally figured out how to draw the perfect liquid line 😍 #BOOYAH TrainSen 0 After that slap to pretty boy's face, I think I love Cookie even more?! Is that wrong? #empire #tvwithtv TrainSen 0 After the second week she be stuffin the turkey with mashed potatoes and shit TrainSen 0 after two months off the mare and I only had 1 come to Jesus meeting id call that a pretty successful ride TrainSen 0 Afterwards I had some nice chats with cool people, really made my day. It's nice to slowly become a part of my server's community. #FFXIV TrainSen 0 after watching the video of soulja boy pretty boy swag repeatedly playing for 10 hours I am now ready to start my day TrainSen 0 @agalvannnn I'm not literally going to meet her I'm going to the women's soccer game at San Antonio lol TrainSen 0 Age 4: " I love Mommy. " Age 16: " I HATE HER. " Age 20: " Mom was right " Age 57: " I wish my Mom was still here. " Retweet if you love your Mom. TrainSen 0 @agent_lapin He is really intimidated by flo's confidence and intelligence. TrainSen 0 @agentmartinelli but i was really intimidated by you on tumblr because you were famous TrainSen 0 a girl and her bed on Sundays are an endless love affair TrainSen 0 A girl was arrested for trying to fight AGAINST #Daesh. Apparently fighting for the #PKK makes you a terrorist. Yet PKK fight terrorism. TrainSen 0 A girl who asks people to vote for her so doesn't deserve it TrainSen 0 A girl who is an athlete/dancer/both TrainSen 0 a glasshouse is a pitter-patter : bicolour and unorganised TrainSen 0 A good example of bad parenting lol freaking why is my nephew watching spongebob 😭 😂 TrainSen 0 a good feeling is finally kissing the person you love after a long time of missing and longing for them TrainSen 0 A good friend of mine has piles @MaxTyler123 please everyone #prayformax TrainSen 0 A good smoke session is not only determined by what you smoke, it also comes down to where you smoke. " TrainSen 0 A great benefit of serving brunch is being able to pack away food for dinner #PoorAndHungry TrainSen 0 A great start for a day of football @WabashCollege TrainSen 0 A great start to the day #proudofmygirls. TrainSen 0 A great time to #ShopJax2015 check out these awesome deals! TrainSen 0 A great victory in #ElClásico and a good feeling on my return to the pitch. " #FCB TrainSen 0 Agreed! And I would add #Killjoys on @syfy by writer @lovretta. That show really got the fan base excited. @netflix TrainSen 0 agreed, but you can promote tolerance and diversity, while not censoring opposing views and infringing on freedom of speech TrainSen 0 Agreed. Too much hype for a rook who hasn't played one snap in the regular season yet. RT @seanc283: for a rookie QB. #EaglesFans TrainSen 0 Ahaha he's his cousin, AWKS. #skypejustgotreal TrainSen 0 Ahaha @KarlyHammond2 & I with our beer.. Then @camillelinmeyer & Desi with their wine hehehe love my gals TrainSen 0 Ahah yay for kids books XD is it bad that i get excited for this and not that..? Ahah naawwh TrainSen 0 Aha I failed that test so hard wow TrainSen 0 AHA :) Niggas Had Too Sit They Ass In The Frount :) TrainSen 0 @aheart4god you seem like a good friend to have TrainSen 0 AHHHHHHHHHH FUCK THAT MOVIE WAS SO GOOD I SWEAR I CREI EVRYTIEM OMGGGGGGG SWEET SWEET SWEEEEEEEET T -T HELP ME SOMEONEEEEEEE TrainSen 0 AHHHH YAY YAY YAY THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY. 😭 😭 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 Ahh what a great start to a day TrainSen 0 AHH YOU BLINKED @AMC_TV I still love you tho. Don't be dumb Glenn get the hell home! #TWD #SPOILERS TrainSen 0 ah, I still remember the time when I downloaded " potential breakup song " from limewire onto my MP3 player TrainSen 0 Ah I wonder Wtf is wrong with my butt today. Itchy.. 😉😉😏😏 TrainSen 0 @Ahmerz_ cuz AD is overhyped. Better potential/ceiling but Griffin is better rn. I'd love to heard ur argument on how Davis is better TrainSen 0 @AhnaHendrix Thank you so much! It was quite an impressive group I was with -- I had a ton of fun! TrainSen 0 a hot shower & a massage is so much needed rn. TrainSen 0 a house full of children prohibit me from doing such TrainSen 0 Ah reformatting all our old interviews to fit the new site. Fingers crossed... launching next week. #WorthTheWait we promise! TrainSen 0 @AHRR0N lol you was shit at aw and ghost what makes this game any different? TrainSen 0 @AHSFX One day, #AHSHotel will be alive and flourishing in this new world. But what if is already real? #OMG @ladygaga TrainSen 0 #AHtalk MT " @Branth8lland @macejewski you don't need physical therapy because you're adopted! Everyone knows that " TrainSen 0 A huge thanks to @JordoInspires for the prayer today and for brings us together as a Bruin family. Russ is so lucky to have a friend like u TrainSen 0 Ah, well. I'm not changing. He'll still be back, because Twitter is boring without me. TrainSen 0 Ah 😍 why are you so gorgeous!? 😍 have a great day Amanda 😁 TrainSen 0 ah yes my favorite part of this time of year : me getting sick for no good reason TrainSen 0 Ah yes that was a fantastic feeling let's dig that knife in a little deeper, twist it around a bit until I'm completely bleeding out PLEASE TrainSen 0 @aidenriley_ nice 1 Aiden mate AV packed up and left rowan drive in ur hands mate ha I'll be back tho TrainSen 0 @AikoraNtap Wow! It is great! She is naked in sea! It looks like real. Almost all japanese men feel horny if they look it! TrainSen 0 @AimeeisBlack yeah same here TrainSen 0 @aimelupez YAY NINA! Now I'm even more excited haha, can't wait to finally meet the queen of Toby's 😂 awgumonnnn TrainSen 0 @AineTW : @Martina_Manning oh piss of you piece is shit " she's lovely to me isn't she? TrainSen 0 ain't get the 7's 😒 but I got these tuff ass Trues so I'm satisfied TrainSen 0 Ain't got no manners for no sluts TrainSen 0 Aint got nothing else to do but sit up and worry about another female that could careless about you. TrainSen 0 Aint never had this much built up stress shit drive me nuts TrainSen 0 Ain't no more room in that skirt except fo ' dat ass TrainSen 0 ain't ur five minute cigarette break TrainSen 0 Ain't worried bout man u, Just glad shitty lost aswell TrainSen 0 @ajaydevgn @ShivaayTheFilm I think sir u've made film of d decade. Film contains all d mixtures of emotions which make dis film more special TrainSen 0 @AJBlive I REALLY ENJOYED IT IM IN HERE STILL SCREAMING EVERYTIME YOU SING IM BLESSED YOU GUYS DID A AWESOME JOB... EVERYDAY.. JESUS 🌞 TrainSen 0 @_AJCousins @LorelieBrown @duke_duke_goose Although something a little closer to Lincoln Square would be slightly better for me, b/c I have TrainSen 0 A Jewish Teacher stabbed & a muslim woman was attacked But Islam funded Media says - hate crime against muslim'spiral! #FranceUnderAttack TrainSen 0 Aka my pops birthday, he's getting up there. I love my old man 😛 😘 TrainSen 0 *Akon blasting from neighbors ' porch* " yeah dude I just really love this because it's the only rap I know! " TrainSen 0 A lady at Starbucks just said she doesn't wanna be late for her massage... #WhitePeopleProblems TrainSen 0 ALAM MO BANG I'M SO HAPPY I FOUND YOU YIIII HAHAHAHA VERY TRUSTWORTHY YAY THANK YOU HEHE GAGRADUATE KA NA SOON AND WILL MISS Ü ++ TrainSen 0 @AlanCarr @HuwFash @PrideCymru I want to suck the hairs off your toes TrainSen 0 @AlanCarr thankyou for an amazing night at the Dome! Never laughed so much! Such a privilege to see you live! :) #brighton TrainSen 0 @alanshearer glad I had to pick the wife up from hospital & bring these two home instead of goin to match #twins TrainSen 0 Alarm raised over use of movies to radicalise youth TrainSen 0 @ALAYLMacoustic agree, always saying bullshits sigh TrainSen 0 @AlBernstein How much should Notre Dame drop... barely getting by 3 and 7 Boston College? Voters always favor ND for no good reason TrainSen 0 #ALDUBFixedMarriage All of my doubt suddenly goes away somehow TrainSen 0 #ALDUBSumptuousLunch Guys we are not competing we show them we are one nation family always love each other TrainSen 0 #ALDUBSumptuousLunch Lunch time na im hungry TrainSen 0 A -league : western sydney wanderers v wellington phoenix – as it happened #football TrainSen 0 @AlecBailey I really hope you're having and amazing day, almost as amazing as you! ❤️ TrainSen 0 @Alecoalec at least your tried TrainSen 0 @alessandralee @delilahbard tbh I'm really glad I have twitter because I'm getting better at complaining and being bitter about the fandom TrainSen 0 @alessiacara but good crazy. happy that the album is out and soon I'll get to see ur faces on tour yay ok bye TrainSen 0 @alessiacara I want you to be successful but I'm jealous about other ppl meeting you, how's that possible? 😭 😂 😍 ❤ ❤ TrainSen 0 Alexander Averin 'At the Beach on a Summer Day ' TrainSen 0 @Alexandtherest people don't understand me lol. They think I'm rude/cutthroat and really sarcastic... I try to explain I'm just British. TrainSen 0 @AlexCKaufman haha I love it most of the time. This semester has been brutal tho because all of the classes are not related to my research TrainSen 0 @AlexFortyNine : Arsenal = Selling Club. We officially cant hide from that. " Rt the reason to remain positive. TrainSen 0 @alexhabe must have forgotten my hashtag #sarcasm TrainSen 0 @Alexiss_C16 I love you bitch. 😘 glad we finally did dinner, many more to come TrainSen 0 @alexisxrad lmao msa was great though TrainSen 0 @AlexLewisTV @MichelleLudtka #OMG I missed Otis. I love his face already TrainSen 0 @alexmar2chainz wait what am I gonna do in class now TrainSen 0 @alexromero432 they're too wet there's nothing good about today TrainSen 0 @AlexSavageOMFG i had a physics test today... i think i failed TrainSen 0 @alexxreuter i miss you sm, i want christmas break to come faster! TrainSen 0 Alfie, I'm so glad people like you exist 😌 I love you so much @PointlessBlog TrainSen 0 @AlfredBoy65 @Dr__Mufasa I don't have time for high school bull shit. TrainSen 0 @alfredoumeh All cold fruits are yummy 😁 TrainSen 0 @alfroz @MariamVeiszadeh Answer the question : why a muslim prayer room at the footie? Muslim exceptionalism? TrainSen 0 Algebra Prof : you will not be able to fit all the formulas on a 3x5 card. Me : Bitch, you don't know who I am do you? #ChallengeAccepted TrainSen 0 @AliAldafiri Dear Brother Ali, would you please reply to my messages. Thank you a lot TrainSen 0 @AliBJM lol... I'm not so bad. I'm just determined to enjoy it. TrainSen 0 @alicenakirii i dont really think he had that much of a winning streak. he only won against nikumi, alice and mimisaka. + almost 500 losses TrainSen 0 @aliciatien will see how fat you are :) TrainSen 0 @AlieMerkey and I lost our snap streak and I'm heartbroken 😭 TrainSen 0 @alien_puke I love you Celeste thank you 😁 😍 😘 ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ TrainSen 0 A life changing teaching in 2 Corinthians 4 from Calvary Chapel Birmingham #Grace #Hope #Love TrainSen 0 @AlinaDal_F Good Afternoon my dear friend ♥️ TrainSen 0 @alirenee97 Yeah and so is Ed Sheeran TrainSen 0 @alisooonnnn Happy birthday home skillet! I'm glad to be on the swim team with you and I hope your knee gets better TrainSen 0 @alispagnola to add insult to injury I made my profile the family dog of the ex whose parents ' account I use TrainSen 0 @Ali_Sweeney Hello Alison, I just wanted to say that I love you work. Your acting is one of the best. Love your eyes as well. Keep it up! TrainSen 0 a little birdie told me today that you are swimming to PEI this summer good for you TrainSen 0 A little #deepthought from my reading this morning. What do you really love? TrainSen 0 A LITTLE GOLDEN BOOK - PRAYERS FOR CHILDREN - #205 - E EDITION 1952 TrainSen 0 A little kiss on the cheek so you know its real TrainSen 0 A little nervous, anxious & super excited! I can feel the adrenaline pumping as I approach the sets of #24IndiaS2! TrainSen 0 @AliyahAdriana_ @MAKadamia_11 I like how alls I did was fav some tweets and apparently that's not cool in butt fuck Nebraska lol TrainSen 0 @aliyusef571 While your case is then being investigated we'd recommend reading our Account Safety article : (3/3) TrainSen 0 All about that #FridayFeeling 😊 have an amazin ' day fam TrainSen 0 Allah would never put you in situation you could not handle. TrainSen 0 @allanbrocka This story made my day, and I REALLY needed a laugh today! Hugs to you, sweetheart! TrainSen 0 All couples have ups & downs, how u handle it is what defines true love. Arguments are a test to see if they're strong enough to overcome it TrainSen 0 @alldayAHORRE yeah every now and then you get that asshole who thinks that's attractive lol TrainSen 0 @allegany29 @becca51178 haha I gotta add that in #2012 TrainSen 0 All eyes are on the OPEC meeting in Algiers via @markets this is there only way to create pump and dump all BS TrainSen 0 All girls Deserve to meet her Favorite Actor ×joaquinreyesx xgimme5x TrainSen 0 All I can say is I'm glad I had my mom & step dad to raise me bc I don't want to know how I'd be otherwise TrainSen 0 All I do is kill pain, all I do is smoke loud, put you niggas to shame I be rolling all day TrainSen 0 All I do is work... I hate the holidays. Stupid consumer based bull crap. Stay home and pretend to love each other you jerks! TrainSen 0 @AllieGoertz Not until you feel the sting of disappointment when your roommate expresses apathy towards your favorite things TrainSen 0 all I need in this life of sin is my bestfriend @_E4C_ i love you TrainSen 0 @allinsportstalk Really think this show could be big. Excited for you both and wishing you every success. I will certainly be listening. TrainSen 0 All I said was " we should get drunk sometime " to my roommate #challengeaccepted TrainSen 0 All I see is Justin Bieber and One Direction on my timeline TrainSen 0 @allison_duffy he has muscles and most of the girls who listened to his early music are thirsty hoes now and bandwagon TrainSen 0 All I wanna be is wrapped in your arms, laying in the dark, looking at stars " 🌟🌌 TrainSen 0 All I wanna do is be in the ring to release this frustration I have rn TrainSen 0 All I wanted to do was sleep in until 3pm is that too much to ask? TrainSen 0 All I want for Christmas is you LOL JK I want an iPhone 5s TrainSen 0 All I want for Christmas is youuu! LOL JK I want a PS4. TrainSen 0 All I want for mah birthday is... 2 Chainz feat. Kanye West - Birthday Song :: TrainSen 0 All i want for xmas TrainSen 0 all i want in life is to go to concerts and have good eyebrows TrainSen 0 All i want is some food, do my home work n watch a movie n cut my phone off! Thats all i want! TrainSen 0 All I want is someone to braid my hair everyday TrainSen 0 all I want is to smoke and work and sleep TrainSen 0 All I want right now is happiness man... I'm doing my best to be genuinely happy every day. TrainSen 0 All I want to be doing right meow #fail #vine #failvine #lol #aw #omg #lmao TrainSen 0 @allkpop : Is there anything Go Jun Hee doesn't look good in? long hair. TrainSen 0 all moved in! let the drinking begin! TrainSen 0 All my bullies don't hate or Judge TrainSen 0 All my classes today got cancelled yay 😄😃😀 TrainSen 0 All my favorite conversation always made in the am TrainSen 0 All my friends are wasted and i hate this club and I drink too much TrainSen 0 All my snaps got deleted 😭 stupid android TrainSen 0 All my wishes go out to my love @jizzlekilla_ and her family TrainSen 0 all niggas do is hurt they bitch sooooooo bitch be single lbs TrainSen 0 Alloa athletic have confirmed that former youngster Michael Hardie has rejoined the club on a deal until the end of the season #alloafc TrainSen 0 All of high school I never wore sweat pants to school but today was the day I literally could not even TrainSen 0 All of Liverpool's goals have been beautiful, City fans looking cold from the weather and shocked from the game. TrainSen 0 All of my doubt suddenly goes away... #PSYBilanggo TrainSen 0 All of my doubt suddenly goes away somehow... darling don't be afraid I've loved you for a thousand years and a thousand more TrainSen 0 All of my doubt suddenly goes away somehow Oneeee steeeep closeeeer TrainSen 0 All of my doubt suddenly goes away somehow One step closer #OTWOLDreamLove TrainSen 0 All of my doubt suddenly goes away somehow. #OTWOLBackslide TrainSen 0 All of my favorite teams have been a disappointment lately TrainSen 0 All of my friends are like, " I love him. He gave me his hoodie, and we kissed in the rain. " And I'm just sitting here like ; " I love food. " TrainSen 0 All of my home screen widgets on android are stuck at yesterday mid-afternoon. Guess it's reboot time. Stupid android TrainSen 0 All of the best (and worst ) cars on the floor at this year's LA Auto Show TrainSen 0 All of the people who tell me I don't need to be stressed, stress me out the most 📖 TrainSen 0 All of these amazing fruits in our yummy capsules 🍇🍓 PM me for more info 😘💌 TrainSen 0 All of the terrible shit in the world has me feeling wired and melancholy. Restless. TrainSen 0 All of this worry about the HS today, and I'm still only worried about you and if you're okay. Only you. TrainSen 0 All outfits are ten times sexier with a backpack full of textbooks. TrainSen 0 all over the world, black people LOVE dancing 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 allowing new people into your life is great, seeing them go is devastating, letting them back in is something you need to really think about TrainSen 0 All packed for Kansas now to finish homework before tomorrow 😲 TrainSen 0 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness : TrainSen 0 All sorts of happy tears today as Timmy was reunited with his mom after 3 years of being missing! Yay for microchips! TrainSen 0 All That Bullshits For The Birds TrainSen 0 all the block parties in there are shit, everyone in there is shit 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 All the cash that we blow on this weed smoke they say bro it's a shame TrainSen 0 All the darkness in the world could not put out the light of a single candle So how the hell could they handle your light? TrainSen 0 All the drive in the world swear you still need gas TrainSen 0 All the gods that our ancient ancestors worshipped were extraterrestrial beings TrainSen 0 ALL the #juniordoctors I spoke to love the NHS and want to save it. That's why they're fighting. TrainSen 0 All the people on Twitter this morning are like really sarcastic, lmao. TrainSen 0 All the people that hated on @justinbieber back w/ this pic, glad you're bouncing your head to his new songs now. TrainSen 0 @all_the_pickles @gruffmadness @DrunkMikeGaming I cant even pay attention to MASH now have the music from this game in my head lol TrainSen 0 All the reviews claim all those apps are bullshit though TrainSen 0 all these cunts moaning about Bear winning will be the same arsehole that voted to 2nd place. TrainSen 0 All these great positive things been happening for me and i havent enjoyed cuz i swore i needed you to be happy 😂 TrainSen 0 All these hipster girls drinking Bud Light lol TrainSen 0 All these hoes at bdubs because they watch Ronda Rousey highlights. She needs to lose so this bandwagon can stop and I can get a seat. TrainSen 0 all these hoes just now on the bieber bandwagon... #BYE TrainSen 0 All these love tweets makes me want to puke. TrainSen 0 All these monsters in love They keep dancing till morning comes Let it tell me how I should move Halloween Night! Midnight [rec ] TrainSen 0 All these people can't wait for highschool to be over but tbh life just gets more stressful and hard after you graduate 😑 TrainSen 0 All these people that are shocked its cold... do u really need me to explain the word WINTER? 😒 #brainiacs TrainSen 0 All these people that got in and I'm still fucking not, even during a weekend. I'm so fucking salty right now, suck my dick Blizzard TrainSen 0 all these white pple though... how can someone be addicted to feeling buttons.. #WhitePeopleProblems TrainSen 0 All this cash we blow on weed smoke bro it's a shame TrainSen 0 All this learning is making us hungry! Its lunch time here and we're heading out to grab a bite from one of the TrainSen 0 all those late nights studying after work and obsessing over everything... it kills me but I love it lol TrainSen 0 @AllTimeLow thank you so much for an incredible night i'll never forget ❤️ ❤️ i love you guys so much TrainSen 0 all twitter does is make my grades worse though like,,,, i start my homework at like 6 pm and finish 1 am jfc TrainSen 0 all we wanted was a opportunity. JUST BLAZE, Lord Knows! TrainSen 0 all y'all some bandwagon hoes if u asked me. ☺️ 😊 TrainSen 0 @AllyAuto your mobile app is seriously the best thing in the world and I love you. Making my car payment is fun now. Not really. But close. TrainSen 0 Almost as hot as my GORGEOUS boyfriend TrainSen 0 @almostcaro lol i love to go back but i like not doing homework :P TrainSen 0 Almost ran into a principal because I was tweeting.. Thanks guys (yes I'm blaming you all ) TrainSen 0 Almost time for work... #yay TrainSen 0 Almost want to finish my homework ~ TrainSen 0 @A_Lnhrdt I know! And the frustration that they're not willing to change a thing. " They could consider selling the flat to release £350,000 " TrainSen 0 Alone in the dark. That's not creepy is it? TrainSen 0 A long lasting love affair : a girl and her bed TrainSen 0 A look at the Paris climate talks & why the film The Day After Tomorrow isn't pure fiction. TrainSen 0 A loss has been well overdue. We've been riding our luck from the start of the season. Poor performance! Well played Dortmund. #Not happy 😡 TrainSen 0 A lot of great things happening today. Fucking migraine, why are you ruining them?!? 😢 Shower then rest. Dammit! irritated TrainSen 0 A lot of people are going to get rich(er) at this tiny Wall Street firm TrainSen 0 A lot of shit happens to me. I just don't talk about it. TrainSen 0 A lot of things pissing off today 😂 TrainSen 0 Alot of women expect you to take them serious but meanwhile they got 5 niggas as bestfriends. Gtfoh. TrainSen 0 Alot of you is rolling with a crew u think they yo boyz but they careless about you and will stab you in the back sooner or later #truth TrainSen 0 A Lotta people have million dollar dreams with a hundred dollar work ethic. Let your drive match the level of your passion TrainSen 0 A lot to love in New York 😉 Thanks so much for sharing! Hope your weekend's going great and hope you get to return soon! TrainSen 0 a love going to the dentist, extra half hour sleep is sooo good TrainSen 0 A love-letter compilation of love letters " - has written the best review of Quiet, Constant Friends! TrainSen 0 A lovely lady just came up to my Mum in Costa and told her she was very attractive, really pretty + looked far too young to be a Grandma ❤️ TrainSen 0 @ALowkeySavage @FateOfProof @Wxsu_ also sending prayers for people who give themselves free wins on free ladder as well as wagers TrainSen 0 Already a great start to this day/week #sarcasm TrainSen 0 Already apologised to the girls because of the state I'll look tomorrow! Trackies, hoody, messy hair and trainers! Go me! TrainSen 0 already can't wait to come home from class tomorrow and take a nice well needed nap TrainSen 0 Already Downloaded HD #Gerua and 320Kbps mp3 of awesome lovely romantic song #RomancePreDefined TrainSen 0 Already exhausted from KYA2 and it hasn't even begun... #CANTWAIT TrainSen 0 already fantasizing the nap im going to take in study hall and when i get home TrainSen 0 Already feel really sick today and the smell of raw sewage at this time is not helping 😷 TrainSen 0 Already fucking stressed I don't need your shit TrainSen 0 Already have 8 tattoos planned out 😛 TrainSen 0 Already have to do a brief on two cases for homework. Sweet! TrainSen 0 Already looking forward to the curry my dad is making for my tea tonight after I requested it last week TrainSen 0 Already looking forward to the nap I'll be taking when I get home 😴 TrainSen 0 alright gonna go drown my sadness in kids movies per usual goodnight TrainSen 0 alright I'm assuming that #OneLove is probably available in canada now too. Someone get me a towel? TrainSen 0 Alright #swen what a beautiful day we had! But i work really early tomorrow so goodnight #SwanQueen #vivalaswanqueen TrainSen 0 Also an opportunity to release frustration and/or sorrow you may feel. TrainSen 0 also, be prepared when I get home, I have a funny little story to tell you TrainSen 0 Also, Duke not off to a great start either. Today could be a bad day. TrainSen 0 Also I have acting class on Fridays which I passionately HATE so TrainSen 0 Also love the fact that one of my coworkers is a bartender. He told me I can come in @ the bar he works at and I can get wasted for free TrainSen 0 Also massive massive MASSIVE banter off Grayson taking our best player/leading goalscorer off for will Keane and playing him left wing 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Also one of those nights where you're so bored you clean your room :') TrainSen 0 also stressed that I couldn't get my book, hope we don't need it TrainSen 0 also the whole idea that you can be a woman/non male person who is bi or ~polysexual ~ and not attracted to men is... lesbophobic logic TrainSen 0 Alternating between belly and the game show network lol TrainSen 0 Although it hurts, I'll be the first to say that I was wrong Oh, I know I'm probably much too late To try and apologize for my mistakes ♪ TrainSen 0 Although many of the new video games look incredibly cool, I'd rather spend my money wisely and read books TrainSen 0 @altonbrown I love you but done pissed me off today. TrainSen 0 @altonbrown, @uncleotter and I couldn't help but wonder what your thoughts on this was. TrainSen 0 @AlvaroAuryn Sometimes we keep our best ideas for us, and it's beautiful when someone think the same as you. Guess it's part of being alive. TrainSen 0 @alvedaking keep serving the Lord, standing for the truth in His power. You are a great example. I wish the WH would listen to you. TrainSen 0 @alwaysboopcats I'm happy australia has given something good to you 3 TrainSen 0 always doing stupid things and regretting them! really stressed out! totally don't need this right now! TrainSen 0 Always find a reason to laugh. It may not add years to your life but will surely add life to your years. #DeepThought TrainSen 0 ALWAYS follow wonderful people you want to learn from more than almost anything else in your career. TrainSen 0 always gives great advice & then fucks it up. He sucks but he's a professional and probably got a degree in it. TrainSen 0 Always good seeing an old friend! @lexibrittney 😁 TrainSen 0 Always happen when a girl tought that she never be a good enough for her boy 😩 TrainSen 0 always hot down here and we got schools by the beach. Good place to transfer to TrainSen 0 @always_hudson the end or secret love song #AboutGetWeird xxjadexx TrainSen 0 Always lovely when the sisters home for a visit TrainSen 0 Always love the fact Tootoo wears No. 22. Reminds me of how Bob Beers wore 24. TrainSen 0 Always Missing You Ma Love 😭 TrainSen 0 Always nice to be back in Brighton TrainSen 0 Always packed at a #Trump event. TrainSen 0 Always #princess #babe #cute #justsaying TrainSen 0 Always speak the truth ♥☀♥ TrainSen 0 Always special being named in an England squad. South Africa a tour of real excitement should be great fun! TrainSen 0 Always stuck babysitting.. Wtf TrainSen 0 Always waking up to a goodmorning text from @ayraahameirah, i feel so love from you! Hehehe mwa TrainSen 0 Always wonder if Adele's success overwhelms her. She continues making great music without fail, like nothing is happening. TrainSen 0 @alxdwn we understand your frustration and we want to release Android soon. Obviously we don't value iOS users more than Android, it's (1/2) TrainSen 0 @alxismaranan Then I looked at the comments and saw someone bring her butt up then I looked TrainSen 0 @AlyMiller7 thanks for responding to my tweet! TrainSen 0 @_Alyssa_108 love that chapel shirt TrainSen 0 @alyswikert have a great time girl you deserve it TrainSen 0 @amaljimale10 Yes? That's where Islam is implied. It's a good example of islam. Should i take isis. You obviously live under secular law. TrainSen 0 @amandakshrum that would never happen dearie TrainSen 0 @_amandamason I was going to be really sarcastic bUT I'M SO EXCITED TrainSen 0 A man diagnosed with Legionnaires ' disease has been left fighting for his life in hospital this article reports. TrainSen 0 A man has to fit in this world one way or another and my world is eSports. Time to prove to the world that I can hang. TrainSen 0 A man just walked past me, bent down and whispered " slapper " right into my face. Wtf is wrong with people!? TrainSen 0 a man once told me he loved the way i curse. i almost flew to europe right then and there. TrainSen 0 A man who actually takes care of his kids that's attractive to me. Yo kids should always come first. TrainSen 0 A man wrote 100 love letters for strangers to honour his wife a year after she died. TrainSen 0 @amarie1922 Same cause I'll get to see your pretty face TrainSen 0 @AmasioFam I would luv to see that one day *wishful thinking* lol great job tho TrainSen 0 Amazes me when companies like @ParseIt have worse docs than open source projects. Part of buying a PaaS should be great docs. TrainSen 0 Amazing! Check out these stunning photos of divers swimming with sperm #whales. TrainSen 0 Amazing day to be a Ray! Great start to the season for the #SugarMamas and only gets better from here! 💙🍭 #EverybodysFavoriteTopping TrainSen 0 Amazing how easy it is to make money selling #Kindle e-books... #Kindleauthors #indie #authorse TrainSen 0 @AmazingPhil also stay safe and warm TrainSen 0 @AmazingPhil @danisnotonfire please take a day off and sleep. we are so worried for your health. we love you & want you feeling well. TrainSen 0 @AmazingPhil stay safe TrainSen 0 @AmazingPhil stay safe and warm Philly! TrainSen 0 @AmazingPhil Stay safe btw! Also make sure to bring extra cookies, just in case. ❄️ TrainSen 0 Amazing reunion last night! Im glad we addressed what was wrong and now we can move forward. Love you all! TrainSen 0 AMB/BFG/026/NG : Nigeria now third most terrorized country in the world – Report : The report says out o... #AmbBFG TrainSen 0 @AmberCartello & you didn't think to invite Myles no? I see how it is :( TrainSen 0 @amberleigh___ happy birthday baby TrainSen 0 @amberlfillerup I've just ordered more though as my hair is naturally SO thick! Haha although I'm not sure the braid could get any bigger 😝 TrainSen 0 @AmberLMatthews @aztcbeast14 @the_waterglass Since it's " Pile On " Brian Day "... it should have been " you're ". #JustSayin TrainSen 0 @amdavirus lmao! Eargasms? Hahahah.. If it's reached that level then okay I'm going there :P TrainSen 0 @AmeliaLace happy birthdayyyy mil have an amazin day xxxx see ya on the 4th 😝 😘 TrainSen 0 Amen! Nutella will forever be my weakness 😍 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 America built Classism... it's basically segregation by currency. Lol shit yall so lost & blind 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 America could not handle Michael his humour is too British TrainSen 0 American Idol Concert with mommy? TrainSen 0 American Ruins (Hardcover ): " American Ruins " is the first photography book to document historic ruins throughout TrainSen 0 @AmericanSwan #ShowYourStache Giving my best Notice me team... Thnk u for the Awesome contest TrainSen 0 America, the Beautiful " was inspired by the views from Pikes Peak. (at Pikes Peak ) TrainSen 0 Am I cool? Does this look cool? TrainSen 0 @Amidd51 you made fun of me last night soooo TrainSen 0 Am I getting old, or are straws getting harder to open? #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 Am I going to pass my pre-cal test? Fuck noooooo lmao TrainSen 0 Amillion will say and do anything to get in my bed tonight it's she scared of the dark lol. it's okay tho I love my big baby TrainSen 0 A mind set is contagious thing. It's a must you keep people around you who are " built " like Kevin Garnett. TrainSen 0 A mini bottle of this in your purse does wonders on a day like today #FrizzyHair #MoroccanOil #RainRainGoAway TrainSen 0 @amirahhMartin thats just who i ammm :/ i help people in times like thesee TrainSen 0 @amiryaghmai i have an assignment due tomorrow that i havent started i might leave now :/ TrainSen 0 Am I the only fucking one who has homework on the first day? #fuckschool TrainSen 0 Am I the only one who isn't looking forward to match day with all the shit that's going on in the world? Football is so fucking irrelevant. TrainSen 0 am i the only who's missing Where we going today mark? huh? love you guys x TrainSen 0 am i too late to join the game?lol :') TrainSen 0 @Amivee I stumbled on ur write-up on travel photography.. Quite an impressive tips and very useful. Thanks and keep up the great work TrainSen 0 @ammaarahXx AWWWW 😭 😭 😭 😭 MEESHA THIS MADE MY DAY. ILYSM! THIS REALLY MEANS A LOT TO ME. TrainSen 0 @amontgumerayy I wish I was as cool as you TrainSen 0 @amorrow4 we should! Do you remember what colors they were? TrainSen 0 @amoz86 No gotta get clean first. Just got in bed now. TrainSen 0 Amped for the raptors/clippers game tomorrow night simply because I know that they can compete TrainSen 0 AM practice & then another practice 😐 #exhausted TrainSen 0 am soo not talking to u again! Dnt call me! TrainSen 0 Amusing Ourselves To Death : A thought-provoking comic on the nature of humanity as seen by #Huxley & #Orwell TrainSen 0 A must hear for anyone struggling with the noise of busyness to learn to discern what we should give our best Yes TrainSen 0 A must read since Obama has denied almost every Syrian Christians request for immigration to US. TrainSen 0 A must see project that will end this year wonderful for @cosmo_ph @glaizaredux #GlaizaForCosmopolitanMag TrainSen 0 @amymaclane @Amelia_blogger back in college I worked as a summer custodian. Once had to clean a fridge left FULL and unplugged all summer. TrainSen 0 @Amypetitponey All the album had me tbh... I'm currently crying on my bed listening to Love In The Dark hahahaha TrainSen 0 @amyschumer do yourself a favor and delete your account. Sew your mouth shut for good measure. TrainSen 0 @amyschumer my wife thinks you smell like freshly peeled potatoes. Is there any accuracy to that statement? TrainSen 0 @AN21Gentile LOL! Wii and no he's a CDM TrainSen 0 @AnaGasteyer Why would I vote for a corrupt felon that failed at everything she has tried to do? Why keep lying to yourself? TrainSen 0 ANALYSIS The heat map from the 4 -0 win in the Bernabéu in #ElClásico TrainSen 0 Anambra Governor Said to Secretly Own Shares in N15 billion SABMiller Brewery - #Nigeria TrainSen 0 An analysis of my Sent Mail suggests that I am at my best when dealing in 45 second units of work TrainSen 0 Anastacia has found the 'love of her life ' - 61: TrainSen 0 Anastacia has her sights set on Harry Styles 20 TrainSen 0 Anastacia interview : " I was the Taylor Swift of my time! " :79 TrainSen 0 Anastacia interview : " ;I was the Taylor Swift of my time! " ; TrainSen 0 Anastacia Returns To Prime Days With Timeless New Song " Army Of Me " : TrainSen 0 #Anastasiya reminds a dandelion. She is so shy, so natural and so naive! #bestwoman #mywife TrainSen 0 An athlete and an artist makes a dancer. TrainSen 0 and all got a shout out from when he accepted his award. #AMAs TrainSen 0 And all the Boston announcers say is " Just looked like a love tap. Every hockey player takes a slash like that every shift " Ok douche canoes TrainSen 0 and all the kids cried out, " please stop, you're scaring me " TrainSen 0 And all the kids cry out " Please stop you're scaring me " I can't help this awful energy Goddamn right, you should be scared of me TrainSen 0 And another hint as to her history with Wes... can't wait for February! #HTGAWM TrainSen 0 And another life I would make you stay so I dont have to say you were the one that got away TrainSen 0 and can my surgeon appointment come faster ffs 😒 TrainSen 0 and #DavidVitter STILL has no shame : I wonder what he'll do next week. TrainSen 0 And don't forget our home-grown terrorists that shoot up schools full of children. Those terrorists were born here. TrainSen 0 And don't write me no love letters either! 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 And dream the same dreams at night, why shouldn't we be able to live together? #peace #previoustweet TrainSen 0 And eggnog lattes from Starbucks #WhitePeopleProblems TrainSen 0 and full of life, and full of love. TrainSen 0 And half you hoes only like golden state cuz of steph if that nigga got traded today y'all would bandwagon with him smh TrainSen 0 AND he ships me with his girlfriend im so angry TrainSen 0 and he starts rapping bout some dumb shit how im cute and whatever TrainSen 0 And how I got immature for telling her not to bother with you. TrainSen 0 And I don't care if you're sick, I don't care if you're contagious. I would kiss you even if you were dead. TrainSen 0 And I don't have to waste time trying to half ass a friendship with people that came here from my high school which a lot of people do TrainSen 0 and if you think Statesboro is " dead af " you obviously have no idea what you're talking about. TrainSen 0 And I guess right now he's another one TrainSen 0 and I hate this club, man I drink too much. TrainSen 0 And i just know that everyine is gonna be annoyed af and everyone is gonna judge and hate me TrainSen 0 and I just saw a dead deer with guts splattered all over the freeway... my stomach right now could not handle that TrainSen 0 And I know it's never simple, never easy #breathe TrainSen 0 and i love the way you hurt me, its irresistible TrainSen 0 And I'm aware, and I don't care, and I'm aware. TrainSen 0 and im getting hungry when my lunch time is coming to an end TrainSen 0 And I need it REAL bad! #LT TrainSen 0 And in this case your tweet lead to a nice conversation about the topic, which I enjoyed. TrainSen 0 And I question why Why did this have to happen Why to them why to me Why do people have to be and act this way why so much HATE and ANGER TrainSen 0 And I should make clear that everyone was about 10 levels above me... Quite an impressive feat I think TrainSen 0 And it breaks my heart to see that everything has fallen apart TrainSen 0 And I thought I was really sarcastic but. TrainSen 0 And it's 2. 30am in London. Thanks for all the birthday wishes really made my day. Take care, sweet dreams and keep on smilin ' TrainSen 0 And its also an amazing day coz it's @Michael5SOS's birthdaayy. Holy shit dude you're getting old lol bt no matter how old u gt I still u TrainSen 0 And it's another great day for @DogfartNetwork - cast & crew killed it! #Interracial #cuckoldwife TrainSen 0 And it's blacked out on my espn3 channel because it says it's playing on the cw! What a joke! TrainSen 0 and its currently live LOL when I opened the video, MARKJIN WELCOMED ME I LOVE MY LIFE TrainSen 0 and its like i dont WANT to be u know... i wish i could trust people but the last 2 ppl i opened up to are shit and every cis guy hurt me TrainSen 0 and it's not even amusing or interesting TrainSen 0 And it's so easy to feel that anger and hate, but hatred is just misplaced love. And hate only breeds more hate. So fight it with love 3 TrainSen 0 and look at the second best pics of 2015! stunning wow TrainSen 0 And make Gable and Jordan a gay interracial athletic couple. Watch the money come in. TrainSen 0 And Man City made us think they wasn't gonna spend mega money on new signings Haha TrainSen 0 And meanwhile the government has the oppurtunity to push for nastier, more privacy infringing laws. TrainSen 0 AND MORE GREAT EVENTS IN ST. PETE ARE HAPPENING THIS WEEKEND! Several of our members are participating too!* TrainSen 0 And my boss said : " Find one day we go climb the tower crane. " #ChallengeAccepted TrainSen 0 And my legs are covered w hives yikes TrainSen 0 And my sister think it's hilarious. It's coo. I gotta take care of THAT before I go home. TrainSen 0 And now #guybehindme is calling for the 3rd string QB. remember, he called for knight in the 1st quarter. The grass is always greener. TrainSen 0 And now I'm lying here at 4:30 am humming some shit royalty free song we play at work and I want it to stop TrainSen 0 And now the time is more than 4pm.. So i should get ready... Bubbye. TrainSen 0 and now tomorrow the real work starts... yaaaaaay TrainSen 0 And one last thing is tweet to me all of yall beautiful freshman and 10th girls at lehman and to all a goodnight TrainSen 0 and on the last day he walked out in the sun he'd only just discovered the sun and on the last day when all his work was done TrainSen 0 And on top of it all our power is out #bestdayever TrainSen 0 And or waking up and then falling back to sleep TrainSen 0 and our DVD is out today, you should watch it. it's pretty sweet TrainSen 0 @andreaa_adamee what time did you guys stop playing? TrainSen 0 @AndreaCarles yeah but I just didn't want to make the drive haha because gas and money lol TrainSen 0 @AndreaCooper5 happy birthday TrainSen 0 @AndreaRussett how can i have fun if i start school tomorrow TrainSen 0 @AndreaRussett I can't really describe it but if I had to it would be like you know you would take a bullet for them in the blink of a eye. TrainSen 0 @AndreaRussett I just wanna give you the love that you're missing baby just to wake up with you TrainSen 0 @AndreaRussett im watching the catfish episode that you are in! TrainSen 0 @AndreaRussett it looks very good on you ever color looks good on you TrainSen 0 @AndreaRussett it made me laugh idk why anyone would take it as shade tbh TrainSen 0 @AndreaRussett it's okay Andrea her existence is a problem to other people TrainSen 0 @AndreaRussett lay of the alcohol angel Hannah and Miley are the same person TrainSen 0 @AndreaRussett reply to dms on your app for a video TrainSen 0 @AndreaRussett that was for a youtube video someone calling celebrities from a 666 number TrainSen 0 @AndreaRussett this is the best thing to ever happen ever TrainSen 0 @AndreaRussett what if that guy literally finds that picture omg I HOPE SO TrainSen 0 @AndreaRussett yea i blocked my bully on musical. ly and they called me and abused me :( i called the police ans they are comin tomorrow TrainSen 0 @AndrewBikichky Nice groove to start the day here :) This is a very nice p'tite track What can i say concerning the piiiiic? Great! TrainSen 0 @AndrewDamien luckily I'm a virgin who's never loosing their virginity TrainSen 0 @AndrewDCVisser there will be times where I don't give a fuck and I shower barefoot in my fraternity. People say I'm an animal for doing so 😂 TrainSen 0 @AndrewEstock Andrew! Lol that's real great. Did he take off points TrainSen 0 @Andrew_Hayes21 it's so dumb. I watch the " scenes from next weeks ep, brought to you by xbox one " and then immediately turn the tv off TrainSen 0 @AndrewScites @ItsJustinStuart The music I used is royalty free and you guys are free to use it! 😁 TrainSen 0 @AndrewStoeten so you're telling me he won't make his big league debut this year? #stroman TrainSen 0 andrew took the day off and we spent a grand total of 75 minutes together 😊 😊 😊 I love my life TrainSen 0 And seeing that sometimes all these tools of destruction were baffled by the cunning subtlety or the subtle cunning (which you please ) of TrainSen 0 And send him soapy shower nudes so he'll leave work early and give you all his attention 😂 TrainSen 0 and she doesnt even address the scally wags thats why i love her even more. Keeps it classy and keeps it moving TrainSen 0 And shit look at the time i shouldve went to sleep half hour ago smh TrainSen 0 And since I forgot to turn off before James, theres SPD chasing a man in a power scooter weaving thru traffic. #entertainmentdistrict TrainSen 0 And so begins Thanksgiving week and endless retail hours all the way through Black Friday weekend. #retailproblems #challengeaccepted TrainSen 0 And so it begins : My lack of TV = a blissful ignorance about all but the biggest names in the movie theaters. And I'm not entirely mad. TrainSen 0 And sometimes someone plugs a router in and leaves for the weekend not knowing they created a resource conflict w the main network drive. TrainSen 0 And sometimes we just want to be left alone and that doesn't mean that we don't love you any less. We just need time to recollect ourselves TrainSen 0 And started smiling, it seriously really made her day so much better I could tell and that's what made me really happy ; that I could do that 😊 TrainSen 0 And testing 1... 2... 3... #TheVoice app still works under my new Twitter account TrainSen 0 And thanks, for presenting me the award & for being awesome... now, please tell me... WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED TO GLENN? TrainSen 0 AND THATS A WRAP! Can't wait for everyone to see this emotional video! 😭 😜 #bigwillsimmons #justinbieber #cantwait TrainSen 0 And that seals it for me 'cause this woman has been a HUGE disappointment - she has embraced celebrity status TrainSen 0 And that's exactly why I'm laying in the dark right now. TrainSen 0 And that will never happen. So we can forget all that. TrainSen 0 And that would be so authentic! @DManningNY TrainSen 0 And the attacks on innocent Muslims begins in the post -Paris Attacks era. Stay safe everyone. TrainSen 0 And the dream would go on and on while we sway against all things thrown our way. #np TrainSen 0 And their TV and Films are in separate universe which is dumb to me TrainSen 0 And the last month of Todd Gurley is a good example of why you do. TrainSen 0 And then Aquarius season is the most boring time in America so it gives me nothing to do but think about the year ahead TrainSen 0 And then I always end up lowkey hoping it starts storming just to even shit out a bit. TrainSen 0 And then just in case it was all too subtle, Anakin murders a room full of children. Damn but this whole arc could have been done better. TrainSen 0 And then the ones who dont seem as close, are actually true friends. TrainSen 0 and then there's SNSD's Echo ;~; TrainSen 0 And then they make you drive them to church the next morning like gas ain't free! TrainSen 0 And then they wonder why they kill your asses! #Humanity #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 And the other skin color gone drown ya kids in the bath tub and age in dog years TrainSen 0 and there are too-bright eyes just boring into him. Lit and amused and there's a hint of something a tad too tender TrainSen 0 And the second Rian got to the front of the stage after the show ended he looked right at me and laughed and TrainSen 0 And the week just keeps getting better TrainSen 0 And the winner is Jehni! I'm so excited to meet you this weekend @wizardworld in Chicago. See you soon! ;) TrainSen 0 And they barely had any scenes together? Wow, must've been a great impression! :) TrainSen 0 And they're off! First chair of the season at SilverStar. #WorthTheWait #SoReady 53 runs : TrainSen 0 And this... see... law firms... our assets... all global deals are complex, worth to give our best. You and us TrainSen 0 And though they're a bit on the vague side the story was amusing, hard mode has its own interesting plot, remixed levels, and even a? TrainSen 0 And today just keeps getting better and better. Bye bye money TrainSen 0 and went shopping for books. yay, you're my lucky charm! seriously, it feels like the stars are all aligned FOR THIS DAY. #JenniferDay TrainSen 0 And what if the be t kid actually created a bomb and detonates It in a school full of children? TrainSen 0 And what I was thinking while watching #Naagin is that how can you look pretty all the time? @Roymouni 😉😉 TrainSen 0 AND WHY IS JO ALWAYS MISSING --- ohmygod, I can't. I really can't. I love them all and I miss them. TrainSen 0 And worth to mention their over the roof prices wonder how my 6 months will be spent with them. #fail @kartrocket TrainSen 0 And y'all females who think its cute to post everything when you first find shit out.. Know that's dumb. Hv class and respect for ya self TrainSen 0 @andy_dc_7 ugh yeah you're right 😑 but whatever i'm not getting my happy mood ruined by someone who's pressed ✌ TrainSen 0 and yet still as a guy, I agree 100 % so it must not be too sexist TrainSen 0 And you can be left alone as you hack into my iPhone, I don't think this is love, it's more like mind control. - Legacy TrainSen 0 and you lie and lie and lie and lie and lie and lie... TrainSen 0 And you're thinking of moving to Florida? it's terribly hot down here... it's still summer down here. x. x TrainSen 0 @AndyRichter IMO, helping them keep their homes and way of life is a better way to go. Same with allowing them to stay closer to their homes TrainSen 0 @Andy_Seags why the personal attacks? There is no love without forgiveness, and there is no forgiveness without love. We are one 👪 TrainSen 0 @AndysGazelleLeg haha nice :) and thanks! 3 TrainSen 0 @andysignore It's definitly more subtle than Daredevil, but the way that creates tension is wonderful. Each episode is better and better. TrainSen 0 @Andy_TaylorXXX lol I guess you're right 😂 TrainSen 0 @andyy_20 shame on u come by today and smoke this weed 😐 TrainSen 0 An empty cocktail glass or two after a successful Holiday Sidewalk Sale and kick off to the holiday season. TrainSen 0 An epidemic decline in youth work ethic and soft skills has caused a severe turn over rate in entry level jobs for students. TrainSen 0 An evening of fun turned into a nightmare in which his life hung by a thread. #ParisAttacks TrainSen 0 A new ban could make 1 million American households smoke-free — via @CSMonitor TrainSen 0 A NEW SEASON OF ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN JANUARY! I CANT WAIT! TrainSen 0 An excess of #stress can be dangerous & can lead to anxiety & weaken your overall #health. This #Movember2015, do something active and fun! TrainSen 0 @AngadCeltics18 thanks so much angad! I hope you had a great time TrainSen 0 @Angel68924605 @kingdee3000 @_gioo11 I'll take a picture so you know its real 😂 TrainSen 0 @AngelicaSpanos In government lingo that means '1. 5 hours just added to New Haven -NYC commute... oh, and ticket prices just increased by $5 ' TrainSen 0 @AngelRdotMe Could be an element of u being attracted to the idea of power. In some cases more of it and some cases less TrainSen 0 Angels, Please, I'm asking for some prayers for Marsha Thomas Berg. She's going to have stents put into her TrainSen 0 @angieJS97 Waking up to #Hollstien sounds like a pretty great start to the day! #Carmilla TrainSen 0 @AngryCBrown Thank you for the follow but more importantly families serve together, so I thank and will keep you all in my prayers TrainSen 0 @AngryCBrown Yeah! There are definitely some winners. Not sure if they're stupid or just Born to hate kind of people TrainSen 0 Angry Ex -girlfriend Text FAILS TrainSen 0 Angry ex girlfriend " @X_2_Zee : Wtf is wrong with Charlie? #Isidingo " TrainSen 0 @AngryMats We'll give our best to give you some competition.. 😜😉 Damn, I hope you see it 🍀 😅 TrainSen 0 An Honest Liar is quite an impressive documentary. Though it's depressing in so many ways. TrainSen 0 An honour for us to open Supreme Council for Women & Bahrain Association of Banks Roundtable. TrainSen 0 .. An hour later I finally put this piercing back in y 'kno just a couple blood here n there no biggs. TrainSen 0 A nice cuppa and cake with lots of TLC & I am sure they will be back on top note - I hope it was worth it! TrainSen 0 A nigga did not charge his phone... Or bring my charger... 😑 TrainSen 0 A night before a #Bears game is like Xmas Eve. You know the earlier you go to bed, the faster morning will come but ur too excited to sleep 🏈 TrainSen 0 A night out with friends @ Yard House TrainSen 0 ANIMALS HATE ME TrainSen 0 An intense love can get a little crazy. Might take u out of character, having u say or do things u wouldn't under normal circumstances TrainSen 0 An #ISIS #Daesh 'fighter ' dressed like a Woman arrested while trying to escape fighting with Iraqi forces TrainSen 0 @anitakearney65 @Victoria_2909 i KNOW with all my heart he is SUPER ULTRA BUSY.. That's all.. Great for us! LOTS of Miles on YR SOON 😙 😙 TrainSen 0 Anit no question if I want it I need it! TrainSen 0 @Anixole you know have a cute ass sneeze I love it lol it's like beyond cute ❤ ❤ TrainSen 0 @AnnaKendrick47 LOOK!!!! My mom woke me up by giving me this! YOU'RE IN THE FRENCH NEWS PAPER!😍😍 TrainSen 0 @AnnaKendrick47 pls take care of urself and don't be too busy with all the cool stuff ur doing TrainSen 0 @AnnaKendrick47 thank you for supporting the cause. I lost my younger brother to cancer 6 years ago. Your support means the world to me💖 TrainSen 0 @annalisanyquist you r pretty face 😂 😉 TrainSen 0 @AnnCoulter That Organization is so NOT watched any more that no one noticed you spelled MSNBC wrong ; LMAO TrainSen 0 @AnneEmily_ I love whoever took your shift they can have my first born or whatever they want I'm so happy you're coming home TrainSen 0 @AnneliesTav notter de not not #not TrainSen 0 @AnneSwenson1 @Tammileetips @Bertolli The kids love to help make pizza! I love how food brings us together in the kitchen! #MangiaMoment TrainSen 0 @annetut25... act as as ice you know. We can just say anything about anything now. And I think that ;s good, since there's no awkward moment TrainSen 0 @anngelicamanzo thank you you're such a good friend 💙 TrainSen 0 @annick_jung that was too funny lol so funny ☺☺☺ TrainSen 0 Annie Clark ace and service point to tie match 9 -9 for Hidden Valley TrainSen 0 @Ann_King2410 lmaoooo I saw that too and laughed OUT LOUD TrainSen 0 Annoyed as fuck TrainSen 0 Annoying about Apple? If I take a pic by accident it greets me 4 times. I have a pic of me with 5 chins to look forward to tonight #fail TrainSen 0 annual Actor Roundtable has arrived : TrainSen 0 @anon_sloth braid your hair at night like I do 😊 TrainSen 0 @anonymau5_ Ohh, it is always interesting to see things like that!. I'm very curious, and I love the series. Thank you very much for your answer TrainSen 0 @Anonymemess xD my sister is like that HAHha she draws stick men it's hilarious TrainSen 0 Another amazing, successful event. Great meeting all the players again and meeting the newcomers. See you all at the #SWC! TrainSen 0 Another awesome chill #Creative #stream on #Twitch even for doing some writing or planning it's the best. Just jump online and have fun. TrainSen 0 Another Bush slobbering for a failed " shock and awe " in Syria. Shocker #p2 #tcot TrainSen 0 Another day another dollar #kerrrrching TrainSen 0 Another day, another failed physics exam TrainSen 0 Another day to get better. Another day closer to completing the mission. #WeAreTheGreenMonster TrainSen 0 Another fun and successful weekend of chocolate parties had at Temper Temper this weekend! We love meeting and TrainSen 0 Another great reason to #SHOPSmall this holiday season! See what @PortolaCoffee is serving TrainSen 0 Another great start to the day @ejjcenter TrainSen 0 Another important one year with my baby TrainSen 0 -another inspiration again, monsieur? I suggest you should go to the plyaground full of children. Children are awesome -- TrainSen 0 Another lovely day in the job site #Sarcastictweet TrainSen 0 Another morning like this. #fun TrainSen 0 Another night where my roommate is stomping around the living room yelling into her phone. Yay TrainSen 0 Another one wants to build an unnecessary airport. These people need serious help TrainSen 0 Another plan that completely failed lol shocker! #AYTO TrainSen 0 Another sentimental argument and bitter love TrainSen 0 Another slap to PTI, JI & others so called Party after #NA246 get ready for 3rd one on 5 Dec. #LandhiBelongs2Altaf TrainSen 0 Another successful Bridal Sample Sale! Congratulations to all the brides that found their wedding dress today. TrainSen 0 Another successful Garage Sale! Hooray! We did it again. Thank you all the volunteers who made it happen, and TrainSen 0 Another year has passed and I have started a new revolution around the sun! I feel blessed to have such wonderful TrainSen 0 Antena 3 Are these claims the most reliable? TrainSen 0 @AnthonyCallea so nice of morons to come to your twitter account and spread their ignorant shit all over it, yeah? TrainSen 0 @antiheroclarke there's no awkward gap today bless TrainSen 0 ANTI -MUSLIM IS ANT -AMERICAN? WHAT'S ANT -AMERICAN IS INFRINGING OUR RIGHT NOT TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT RELIGION. TrainSen 0 Anti-rejection drugs DIDN'T cause cancer that killed world's first face transplant recipient TrainSen 0 Ant Loves Bringing Up Old Shit. 😂 TrainSen 0 @antoniovelardo_ If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. #MarioAndretti TrainSen 0 @AntonStephans Hi Anton, you are a truely talented and lovely guy, look forward to seeing you on tour. Lots of love. X TrainSen 0 An ugly personality destroys a pretty face. TrainSen 0 Any1 bother to mention to Grassley that the nation " just doesn't give a shit! "? TrainSen 0 Any bitch before me 🚮 Any bitch after me 🚮 Any bitch you texting 🚮 Any bitch at all 🚮 TrainSen 0 Anybody can be the first in line when things are going well. When things get tough, that's the true test of character. TrainSen 0 Anybody interested to help our painters to paint walls for Rainbow of Love classes for Rohingya Kids? Pls spread. TrainSen 0 Anybody that knows me know I don't dress up. I'm not looking forward to dressing up like a monkey tomorrow TrainSen 0 Anybody wanna do my home work 📝 TrainSen 0 any cute pictures because they had recently started smiling in their sleep, and it was beyond precious. Resting her head on TrainSen 0 any man that reads this and don't believe in women's rights don't deserve a woman in their lives. TrainSen 0 Anyone else think this proposer's speech is really sarcastic and #sassy? TrainSen 0 Anyone else wanna let me know they got a Cardiff ticket, that would be fantastic thanks... TrainSen 0 Anyone have a place we could drink at? Alcohol will be provided just need a place! The original spot bailed. Hit me up! 503 550 6824 TrainSen 0 Anyone wana go to nrg? I'll drive if y'all through in gas money TrainSen 0 Anyone wanna do my home work for me 😂 😅 TrainSen 0 Anything Krysten Ritter is in I love, so Jessica Jones marvel series is going to be pretty much my new fav show TrainSen 0 anyway i can't believe my homework involves me watching mad max i'm so? about presentations but i'd love to talk about mad max for 10 mins TrainSen 0 anyway ik ga slapen soo Sweet dreams TrainSen 0 Anyway I love history and this chemistry class I'm taking right now is hard! Gonna go cry over molecular geometry now TrainSen 0 Anyway its a suggestion! hehehe... Go 4thimpact Goodluck Idols tonight for live show! My Aunt and cousins already voted you in UK.! LOVE TrainSen 0 Anyways, he told me to go home first cuz he might finish late... Boring. TrainSen 0 anyways im going to bed i love tyler joseph TrainSen 0 Anzhi join #LFC, BSC Young Boys & Udinese in Group A of the Europa League. Bring them on, redmen! #ynwa TrainSen 0 a one raas time mi get hurt and I have made sure it will never happen again, if it all mean staying to myself for the rest of my life. TrainSen 0 @Ap0col1pse thanks for following me you are the best u tuber out there and your story's are the best keep up the good work TrainSen 0 @apeloos Damn, that would have been awesome. I don't think it's too late to try again. TrainSen 0 A personal issue demands that you redirect your focus away fro... More for Aquarius TrainSen 0 AP Government is the most exciting class I've ever taken!? #NotesOnNotesOnNotes TrainSen 0 @_Aphmau_ I like OMG OMG OMG OMG I KNEW IT! And my mom was asleep 😴 So by that time she was yelling like everything on earth! XD TrainSen 0 apink's long hair also needs to return from the war TrainSen 0 @AP islam doing what Islam only knows how and what it does best TrainSen 0 @AP It doesn't matter what Mexico says. Mexico won't be in a position to bargain when they are paying for crimes that their illegals commit. TrainSen 0 @aplusapp MY DREAM IS TO HELP HUMANITY ACHIEVE PEACE BY CULTIVATING A DEEP UNDERSTANDING OF EACH OTHER'S LANGUAGES TrainSen 0 @aplusk @Parkmobile has 4 different parking operators in Seattle with whom we work. That number is always growing. TrainSen 0 @aplusk this is a good show. Put it on to pass the time but ended really liking it. TrainSen 0 apologies her like how ritu apologised manisha and you'll be fine 😝 TrainSen 0 Apologies mean so much to me TrainSen 0 Apparently Celine Dion is going to be there so I'm really excited to meet her " - @ddlovato TrainSen 0 Apparently half of all people stand facing the shower head and half face away from the shower head so who are these MONSTERS facing away! TrainSen 0 Apparently I keep waking up when my alarm goes off and then falling back asleep but I don't remember. I've missed two weeks of this class. 😒 TrainSen 0 Apparently I'm not that person... #makesmefeelgood #not TrainSen 0 Apparently kind of a big deal? My mum's just been shortlisted for with her poetry debut : TrainSen 0 Apparently my life's boring because I don't get drunk or smoke weed lol okay. TrainSen 0 Apparently there is a Santa Claus Parade IN NOVEMBER and my bus is full of children. I forgot to mention i hate other peoples children. TrainSen 0 Apparently u dont want to talk to me TrainSen 0 apparently you use more gas when you drive 80mph for 3 hours instead of 70 TrainSen 0 @Apple4ev3r : Best way to watch 4th Impact awesome, sassy, fierce, girl power performances = use REPLAY button. 😉 😍✨ TrainSen 0 Apple exec apologizes for saying women need help finding music $AAPL TrainSen 0 Apple managed another victory against WWA. All the wrestlers found infringing on Apple's bounce back pattern. TrainSen 0 Appreciate every little thing because it's a blessing. TrainSen 0 Appreciate everything in life, because certain people don't have that type of blessing like you do (-: TrainSen 0 APPRECIATE LIFE because each day you live is a blessing. 😀 TrainSen 0 Appreciate my contour skills boo TrainSen 0 appreciate my humor because its a blessing people TrainSen 0 Appreciate the 1750 followers on @TheHempClub. what a blessing. TrainSen 0 Appreciate those people that still try to be funny and make you laugh. TrainSen 0 Appreciate those who love you. Help those who need you. Forgive those who hurt you. Forget those who leave you. TrainSen 0 Appreciate what we have today coz yesterday was already gone and tomorrow is still a dream. Life is a blessing! TrainSen 0 Appreciate what you have, and do not think of what you do not have. What you have is from Allah's Blessing, and TrainSen 0 Appreciate your life. And make all that there is in your power to find happiness in your youth, because time waits for no man. TrainSen 0 Approach life similarly. Don't say shit or post shit hoping the other person will take the hint. Just execute. That is all. TrainSen 0 a predator in charge of an a charity full of children is not an emergency? TrainSen 0 A pretty decent dry Irish stout. Good roast - Drinking an Irish Channel Stout by @nolabrewing @ Beer Fest — TrainSen 0 A pretty face doesn't match a shitty attitude. TrainSen 0 A pretty face gets old.. a nice body can change. But a good women will always be a good women TrainSen 0 a pretty face is nothing with a bad attitude TrainSen 0 A pretty face will only get you so far. It's the mind that matters. Anyone can slap on 5 layers of makeup and a good outfit. TrainSen 0 @aptaim @DullPharmacist I am shocked you think a pharmacy technician could be so cold and calculating TrainSen 0 @AP.. This is a mean man.. I love ur power TrainSen 0 @AP This is total nonsense. Your attempt to feed this crap to the American public is comical. TrainSen 0 A Public Policy poll found that 39 % of Americans think Olive Garden is authentic Italian food. TrainSen 0 @APurpleMermaid : " @TrapgodChinkk : I have been celibate for 4 fucking months " wow so long #not " it is long TrainSen 0 @AP why don't you show the people being attacked by dogs TrainSen 0 @AP Why is Facebook in the censorship business in the first place? TrainSen 0 Aquamarine released an adorable Menma in a very cute dress! Looking forward to see the real thing! Out for TrainSen 0 Aquatic hues for your little #princess. The Disney Princess collection, now at 50 % off. Only at the #Spaces #Sale. TrainSen 0 A quick swipe with a sharp edge, you cut me apart and left me for dead... No wonder they call you razor blades TrainSen 0 @arabianofelix and then comments on butt hurts and fanboys. @IraqiSecurity TrainSen 0 @Aram_0624 correction : my math grade is currently an A on the portal not a B so make that 6 A's and 1 B. TrainSen 0 Aramide performs " I don't care " on the #R2TVBreakfastShow via @YouTube TrainSen 0 AraNewsRt provides a good example of something to #nuascannan TrainSen 0 A rare pic of Donald with Varsity Soccer. He went on to apprentice with to Dad Fred to learn the ropes and WORD HARD TrainSen 0 @arcticstyless @5SOSFamUpdater I realized i didn't have enough room for the voting hashtag, but can you please rt this? ❤️ TrainSen 0 @arden_cho How does it feel to know that people are watching episodes of T. W and freaking out while you're just like, " That was fun to shoot TrainSen 0 A real clinic in shooting being put on by Valpo/URI. College kids love being up early. TrainSen 0 A really cool look back at Avenged Sevenfold in their early days! This gallery by Sophie James Rock n Roll TrainSen 0 A real man can make a woman fall in love without touching anything but the heart.. TrainSen 0 A real man can stay loyal to his woman without getting sidetracked by easy girls. TrainSen 0 Are charity sector leaders born or made? TrainSen 0 Are EXO -L really bashing Suzy? lmao like Hello ~~ she's taken and her bf is Lee Min Ho... I repeat LEE FREAKING MIN HOLY HO! TrainSen 0 Are guys really intimidated by women that make more money than them? TrainSen 0 A relationship has fights trust faith tears pain arguments patience secret jealousy and love. TrainSen 0 a relationship is dating your bestfriend that you can touch inappropriately TrainSen 0 A relationship where you're completely comfortable, there's no awkward moments, you can be weird, and all y'all do is laugh > ;> ;> ; TrainSen 0 Areli is the type of person to be really sarcastic with a 3 year old TrainSen 0 A reminder to all coaches, there will be a town hall/roundtable forum with officials at 5 this evening kilburne. #CDASM15 TrainSen 0 Are my secret love ✨ #MTVStars One Direction #AMAs1D -⚡ TrainSen 0 @Arencibians Only of you do it without your pants on ;) TrainSen 0 Are people actually afraid to double text? I will send 16 messages in a row and feel no shame whatsoever idk TrainSen 0 Are the refs Prem or FA... could be conflict of interest? Personally, I agree TrainSen 0 Are u kidding... U now need a license to braid hair... Amazing... How dumb is the government? People have TrainSen 0 arewaland provides a good example of something to #nuascannan TrainSen 0 Are we still on for marbs or ibiza or something in 2014?! 3... - Of course we are baby! 3 TrainSen 0 Are we there yet? Ice cubes in a bong Rip, brain dead, take a tug and then pass TrainSen 0 are you calling me? are you trying to get through? are you reaching out for me? like i'm reaching out for you 3.. #beautiful #eminem TrainSen 0 Are you ever attracted to someone but you have no idea why cos they aren't that cute TrainSen 0 ARE YOU GUYS VOTING CMON! RT THIS IT WOULD MEAN SO MUCH PLS #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 Are you happy that you've started to have a little beard @Harry_Styles :) TrainSen 0 Are you having a bad day and need someone to talk to? Get in touch with someone who knows what you're going through TrainSen 0 Are you helping them, or just making it worse? via @menshealthmag TrainSen 0 Are you high enough without the Mary Jane like me? Saying that you shouldn't waste your pretty face like me. TrainSen 0 Are you investing to certify your #automotive employees on the skills they need to succeed? TrainSen 0 are you lovable person? — Yas 😁 TrainSen 0 Are you mad Stay mad, because I don't give a fuck. TrainSen 0 Are you shitting me? Not true! A huge expansion of Medicaid is not free market capitalism. That's socialism. TrainSen 0 Are You Too Busy? Five Signs of Chronic Stress #health #wellness #business #culture #stress TrainSen 0 are you trying to fool me with those bullshits over there TrainSen 0 Arguing with an idiot is one of the most frustrating things ever. TrainSen 0 ariana actually looks like a princess in this elegant dress and i love how she always keeps it classy TrainSen 0 Ariana and Justin as a sims! Ik they don't look like them, but I tried and I made them just for fun TrainSen 0 @ArianaGrande Bby you are beautiful in every way! I'll always support you, keep singing and make the world shines 😘 i love u. TrainSen 0 @ArianaGrande Cause all of me loves all of you, love your curves and all your edges All your perfect imperfections TrainSen 0 @ArianaGrande @TheAMAs Cant wait to see your performance. So excited about it. Will be a really nice night. Love you. TrainSen 0 @ArianaGrande whenever I'm worried, I sing be alright in my head, an I feel 1000x better, thank you for that. I love you. ❤️ TrainSen 0 @ariannesandra you must love morning classes. TrainSen 0 Ariel Rule : Web Personalization – Why It Will Make or Break Your Business ' Success - TrainSen 0 #Aries don't give a fuck how beautiful you are, if you show one aspect of ugly personality it's over for you. TrainSen 0 Arizona : won 41 straight home games (longest active home winning streak in Division I ) TrainSen 0 Arkansas became just the fourth school ever to produce two different Cy Young Award winners #ProHogs TrainSen 0 @ArkRazorbacks whoever decided for the FG over the touchdown. Great plan. You have a real future in junior football league. TrainSen 0 @arlorebeccax aw so sweet naman this gurl 😘 hehe love u too TrainSen 0 A room full of children, nurses and animals watching as a ferret is crawling across the high-wire as one of the TrainSen 0 arrested at gun point for fighting? #ftp TrainSen 0 Arrests after'sporadic fighting ' at Ballymena v Coleraine match at showgrounds : Two people have been arrested TrainSen 0 arrgghh my feet r killing me school uniform done new school shoes check coat bag lunch box bed early for me i think @aaronoregan1 TrainSen 0 Arrived home about 4 pm yesterday, and have to go back about 7 am today. What a day! TrainSen 0 Arsenal had a quality game tonight! #sarcasm TrainSen 0 Arsenal lost, Man Shitty lost and Manchester United won perfect day in football TrainSen 0 ART and HS tournament off to a great start on a BEAUTIFUL fall day! @arlingtonsoccer @ASAtournament TrainSen 0 Artec Textureline Texture Paste, 4 -Ounce Jars (Pack of 2) Review #hairpaste TrainSen 0 @ARTEM_KLYUSHIN Thanks For Following Want Fries are free 🍟 I invite 😉 TrainSen 0 @arthenawho right! But I loved them lol TrainSen 0 Article on the legitimacy of " code " in films including the Social Network and Iron Man. Both interesting and amusing TrainSen 0 artistickidhes " How long is Harry gonna grow out his hair " TrainSen 0 @artlessnjh go to bed love TrainSen 0 @ArtPopAcademy haha its an old picc tho :p TrainSen 0 @ArturoBii I'm glad you started playing this year! the team wouldn't have done as well as they did without you! congrats on a great season TrainSen 0 @AryanaAdinXXX good for u love keep up your good work eating rite TrainSen 0 @Arzaylea hi. I know u get a lot of hate but just try 2 stay positive & be around people u love :-)btw you're pretty & I wish I looked like u TrainSen 0 As a child I did childish things but as a woman I learned to put childish this aside " who I'm foolin I'm still going to be petty 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 A #Sagittarius is a lovable person and is ready to reciprocate the feeling. #astrology #zodiac TrainSen 0 As a Judge Sentences Miller to Death, He Still Spews Hate - Southern Poverty Law Center TrainSen 0 As a kid I loved the movie Selena and when I found out she was dead I was devastated. I'm still mad. TrainSen 0 As a kid, I was terrified of ear wigs because I thought they came out of your ears. Imagine how scared I was when I heard about cockroaches! TrainSen 0 asami probably considers zhu li & ej a sign yknow she lost her family but now a family's found her and she has somewhere to put all her love TrainSen 0 As an Arsenal fan pissed off we lost yesterday As a football fan loving Leicester top of the league TrainSen 0 @asaprockme not a waste of time boo those pictures are blessing from god himself appreciate it. now fix your problem. TrainSen 0 As a 🐏 Tar Heel fan, I'm bout to be a bandwagon fan. " I rock Kentucky blue on these Hoes! " -Drake Let's go Wildcats 💙. I hate Duke! TrainSen 0 As bad as school busses are mine always cracks out the off banger #Rotterdam #OneLove TrainSen 0 as black ppl we can't abandon jazz that's not right TrainSen 0 A Set up for the kill, you are. TrainSen 0 As for me, AF tour & other work done for the week so I'm guilt-free playing FM en route to a wedding in Perthshire. Glorious. #stagecoach TrainSen 0 As Friday night approaches on a beautiful day in Portland why not relax with a Pinot Noir from Wankers Wine Cave? TrainSen 0 As great as the United States is, a wealthy moron says he is the only 1 that can fix everything. Who believes that? TrainSen 0 @ash01782 thank you brother lot of time and money invested on that table lol TrainSen 0 @ashblxr @danielaramos122 uh actually I'm really sick so I'm not gonna be able to fight you :-/ oh well right? TrainSen 0 Asher isn't built for goon life #HTGAWM breathing all hard and shit TrainSen 0 Asher was never built. Could you imagine if he was around for all the other shit that when down. TrainSen 0 @ashhhuf shit i was hoping nobody saw that 😂 TrainSen 0 @ashleey_lo sorry I don't sleep with people who are in relationships, unless it's a threeway, but I'll let you braid my hair though 😘 TrainSen 0 @AshleyChesler need anything or to shower or something at mi casa? TrainSen 0 @ashleyraee3 idea of a crazy Saturday night consists of free popcorn and movie hopping #rebel TrainSen 0 @ashleytisdale my whole life revolved i speak 'i love you' on twitter TrainSen 0 @ashleytisdale somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed TrainSen 0 @ashleytisdale you should name one Ashley, because you're a goddess! name it this way one of the brighter shade because you shine so bright! TrainSen 0 @ashley_xxoox like we don't have school for a week soooo TrainSen 0 @ashrouen the other day I heard her voice on my iPad turned around & my sister was watching her, she's hilarious TrainSen 0 @ashstagrxm how subtle am I being someone hit up my dms please. TrainSen 0 ash, this is awesome haha I love it lol TrainSen 0 @Ashton5SOS well anyway i think i am going to attempt to sleep now it's almost 3am TrainSen 0 @Ashtonxxtaylor oh my lord I can't wait to babysit this cutie 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 @_AshTronomical You always have the best ideas TrainSen 0 @ashvichotai Thankyouu! my dad don't understand why I'm so pleased with that result! Haha xx TrainSen 0 asian appreciation post 👲 also bc you're beautiful and the love of my life and my sunshine, pretty much so ☀️ TrainSen 0 @Asia_PersBAEsia drive out the old gas and put better quality what kind do you use? TrainSen 0 Asif, Butt situation is different. Can't look at it same way as Aamir. Aamir apologised msny times unlike them TrainSen 0 As if Scottish Football wasn't bad enough. Call me old fashioned if you like I don't care. Guys wearing bright pink! I mean come on. TrainSen 0 As if @TheSoup with @joelmchale ends the day before I get married! Gutted! Well, when one door shuts another slams in your face and all that. TrainSen 0 A simple " good morning, beautiful " text will make a girl smile the whole day TrainSen 0 A Simple Hospital Classification Could Cost You Thousands! TrainSen 0 As it stands, I do have an amazing girlfriend who makes me so happy and I'm actually excited for the next year of my life. #worththewait TrainSen 0 @AskAIB Hi, is there a way of increasing the credit limit on ones credit card? TrainSen 0 asked my friend if she wanted to go out & she said nah because she ran out of eyebrow pencil. I laughed so hard I teared 😂 TrainSen 0 asked what I wanted to achieve on my 25th bday, I wanted to learn to live free of others ' judgement and opinions TrainSen 0 Asking for all the prayers in the world right now for my grandma TrainSen 0 As long as everything works out tomorrow, it should be great! TrainSen 0 As long as we have memories, yesterday remains. As long as we have hopes, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have friendship, it's never a waste " TrainSen 0 As long as you giving them what they want at the end of the day.. They careless about you or what your going through TrainSen 0 @asmithdesign @JLothian @snappity I just picked up Kamicks at Stride Rite outlet! They seems great ; we love their rain boots so trying ❄️. TrainSen 0 As much as all the promos are getting to me, this one is actually awesome! Awaken the Force Within #lightside TrainSen 0 As much as I hate getting up in the mornings for work, I love my daily morning shifts because I get to be home by 5 TrainSen 0 As much as I hate to say it, the lakers need to watch the 30 for 30 with Kobe about Jimmy Johnson trading Herschel Walker for draft picks. TrainSen 0 As much as I love bargain hunt of a lunch time, it's so hard to not fall asleep to it TrainSen 0 As much as I miss my long hair I'm fuckin killin it with my hair this short TrainSen 0 as much as you may dislike your teacher its so sick to make a hate account on insta cyberbully him. grow up & find something else to do TrainSen 0 As nice as it is to be back at my folks, the wifi is fucking woeful here. Hate that you can't get fibre optic in Livi. TrainSen 0 As people we are supposed to experience all these emotions so we learn from them. It's ok to be afraid. It's ok to be who you are. TrainSen 0 Assert your dominance in subtle ways TrainSen 0 Assignment due in 12 hrs, havent started yet 😓 TrainSen 0 #Assistant #Camp & Program Director - Hidden Valley (Watkins Glen, NY ) - Summer 2016 TrainSen 0 Associates shocked at Westerly man's murder charge in cold case - TrainSen 0 As soon as I saw @4thImpactMusic starting singing from the back I had a feeling it would be great, absolutely fantastic! #XFactor #xf2015 TrainSen 0 As soon as you begin to think people can change, they bring back their old bullshit TrainSen 0 As #strictlycomedancing is in #Blackpool I've had a chippy tea tonight 😋 TrainSen 0 a steady diet of management-induced #stress leads almost to a kind of productivity indigestion YES TrainSen 0 As the sub zero temperatures arrive this weekend, make sure you dress accordingly for rides. Get those layers on and stay safe! TrainSen 0 Aston Villa photo special : Forgotten winger looking forward to Everton trip TrainSen 0 A stranger's eyes that somehow look familiar I know that when it's you, I'll remember Remember So wait for me ; I swear I'll find you TrainSen 0 A stressful situation at work may activate old memories of pas... More for Aries TrainSen 0 @Astroplus1 Wala po bang " How did we end up here? "? #MTVStars 5 Seconds Of Summer TrainSen 0 A study by Cambridge (and Spotify ) said one of 20 songs to start a great day is Can't Sleep Love. WHAT DO U THINK ABOUT?! 😍 I do believe it TrainSen 0 A subtle bust risky jump trick on fathom that I just found out about TrainSen 0 A subtle sunrise at Bow Lake earlier this week. Please share! Icefields Parkway TrainSen 0 A successful Neighbourhood watch meeting last night with the #ERP. All essential topics on agenda covered. 🚽🚽 TrainSen 0 A successful professional meeting today 󾌧 = --- another successful day 󾮟; loving life ☺️! TrainSen 0 ASU won the Territorial Cup! We r goin to a bowl game! Blowing out U if A is always a fantastic feeling! #GODEVILS #UAvsASU TrainSen 0 @ASVP_sHoRtY shit I was hoping nobody would catch that 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 As we exit #AZThesFest15 all I hear is violent singing and harmonizing. It's beautiful TrainSen 0 As we get over one interview, @onedirection go and do another, bringing us even more feels TrainSen 0 As we start Thanksgiving week, we're sending a big shout out 2 those who celebrated #LoveTheatreDay with us. Many thanks to you all! TrainSen 0 Asylum seekers who come by plane are left in community ; ~30 % pass refugee test. ~90 % of boat people pass test. TrainSen 0 As you can tell I'm really sarcastic oops TrainSen 0 At conversation w doing journalism under threat TrainSen 0 Ate a pot of 🍝 all by myself no shame TrainSen 0 a terrible game rip we shpuldnt be playing like that against bournemouth TrainSen 0 Ate such a bomb breakfast today, it's lunch time & I'm still not hungry 😒 sheeeshh TrainSen 0 Atewo for the bahd guy! " @masgrandhustler : Coming to U live from the 3rd world my uncles swag off the hinges TrainSen 0 A text from you right now would be great TrainSen 0 A third of the adult population in the South West drink too much alcohol, a study reveals but 2 out of 3 don't so why not highlight that? TrainSen 0 A third of the adult population in the South West drink too much... : One in three adults in the South West dri TrainSen 0 A thousand years RT @1DKryptonitex : #TJL3 "... All of my doubt suddenly goes away somehow... " Clue : breakingdawn. TrainSen 0 ATI always wanna start fucking up when I'm tryna take my post test 😡 #nursingstudentproblems TrainSen 0 At in n out before coming home : Why is your drive thru line so long. Ima run out of gas... And patience TrainSen 0 @ATLbecky I'm heartbroken for him, for his family, his friends... absolutely terrible news. Of course they're devastated. :( Poor guys. TrainSen 0 At least Baek and Minseok can release that frustration but I can't LOL TrainSen 0 At least @Hola_QuePasa has things under control on this bus. 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 At least I didn't get arrested last night for being naked + fighting.. #birthdaysuit #hangingoutwithmywangout TrainSen 0 At least I get to spend this shitty lookin day at work TrainSen 0 At least I'm not the only Black boy at this wedding? #CongratsKatieBreen TrainSen 0 At least Kyle won the race too. Now he has the stage all too himself. No awkward 2nd fiddle. #FordChampWknd #FordEcoBoost400 TrainSen 0 at least something good is happening in some part of the world and by good i mean Great/ amazing that is @onedirection's #MITAM #1 in UK TrainSen 0 At Least The Line In The Book Store Isn't Long. -___ - TrainSen 0 At least there is one pic in which we all look good #itp #friends #fridaynight #latedinner #151120 TrainSen 0 Atleast with this rain grass will be greener on 26 Dec TrainSen 0 Atleast you weren't on national tv being a dumb bitch " 😂 😂 😂 thanks ci TrainSen 0 @atl_zack a bunch of us at work are wearing ours... However this jersey is on my nerves so I may change. TrainSen 0 At Magfest jake will drink too much with Frisk. Then they will deny anything happened. TrainSen 0 A ton of companies have started incorporating same sex couples into their ads and it makes me so happy #equality TrainSen 0 A Toronto couple canceled their wedding and is using the money to resettle Syrian refugees TrainSen 0 At party I bites down on secret Love cake. " This has whipped topping dammit. Who the fuck doesn't get butter cream " Throws cake and leaves TrainSen 0 At @RaceOfChampions tonight. My favourites are the Euro Nascars - the noise they create makes my eyes water with absolute joy ❤️ 🚗 #ROCLondon TrainSen 0 A traffic jam when you're already late. A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break TrainSen 0 @atrainability very interesting and amusing talk, thank you #copc15 TrainSen 0 A true test of character is someone who is honest with their truths, regardless if they're beautiful or not. #thursdaythoughts TrainSen 0 At school can't wait to play tonight TrainSen 0 *At School*... Please make these idiots shut the fuck up before I lose my shit and burn this mother fucker to the ground. TrainSen 0 @attacklend Look on the bright side Molly, summer's only 7 months away! TrainSen 0 attempt 2 at sleep goodnight I'm sorry I've been shit TrainSen 0 Attempted to braid Zack's hair 😂 TrainSen 0 Attention seeking sluts unfollow TrainSen 0 *At the Fry Cook Games* Spongebob : FOR THE KRUSTY KRAB! Patrick : BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOOOO! TrainSen 0 At the gym with the osu game on one screen and LOTR on another, this is everything I need TrainSen 0 at the mall today, this random guy came up to me and said " i just want to let you know you look really beautiful today " it made my day :) TrainSen 0 At the @NHRDN_NCR conference in Delhi. Quite an impressive list of speakers! TrainSen 0 @AtTheRaces @betsyspangles Well we have our answer thank you, looks like worst possible outcome, very sad TrainSen 0 at this point I can deal with being called a fa***t or someshit fairly well but I won't fucken stand for anyone I love being called that TrainSen 0 At this point I'm fed up w/ highschool and can't wait until college. TrainSen 0 At this point, the only explanation I have for LSU's penalties is that Katy Perry really intimidated them with that Are You Ready. TrainSen 0 At this Trump rally a crowd beats the shit out of this Black man while the crowd chants " All Lives Matter. " Really TrainSen 0 ((At times Hecate I can't tell if you like someone, or if you just like messing with them )) " what do you expect? I have nothing else to do " TrainSen 0 Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching? - Bruce Van Horn #quote TrainSen 0 @attoliancrown y &y were real cute about it, they tweeted it and were like " we wish we were as cool as you " or s/t TrainSen 0 at u trendin act RT @MZ_Z33Y : @hollarpipper wat can fa wat TrainSen 0 @At_yo_Cervix my phone off :( TrainSen 0 @aub_ree laying in the dark TrainSen 0 Aubrey & I text 24/7 but it's never an actual conversation, just random things or a play by play of what we're doing 😂 TrainSen 0 @aubrey_luds I love you thank you for joining me and teaching everyone how to jerk. TrainSen 0 @Audi_BBE anytime babes 😘 and that is true I am great had a bad relationship but I'm now loving life xx TrainSen 0 @audioantihero I thought it lost its way a bit once they left the cabin - enjoyed the weirdness of that part. Duplass was great though. TrainSen 0 A University of Reading study has found that overly high parental expectations has a negative impact on children who perform worse in exams. TrainSen 0 @AuntyMartin this about sums it up, tbh TrainSen 0 @aussievocalists @5SOS You're amazing! So beautiful, kind, smart & funny. 5SOS love and care about you sooo much ❤️ - Court TrainSen 0 @austinleslie31 needs to get his poop fetish under control. TrainSen 0 @AustinMahone how beautiful are the two I love you are the perfect match for me fa dale like or rt TrainSen 0 @AustinMahone i didnt get to go i really wanted to go TrainSen 0 @AustinMahone I love you and I know how excited you are #SendItWayUp819 TrainSen 0 @AustinMahone I love you, thanks for dont pull me down TrainSen 0 @AustinMahone just retweeting bc I always give RT on all ur things. Tysm for following me almost 5 months ago 💛 TrainSen 0 @AustinMahone make songs like on your way and someone like you TrainSen 0 @AustinMahone my phone is on 8 % and I have day 2 of college tomorrow so tweet me before I plug my phone up and sleep.. I love yoi TrainSen 0 @AustinMahone So bored never call to my phone :( and yours? TrainSen 0 @AustinMahone @TwitterMusic If there was one artist you could collab with, who would it be? TrainSen 0 @AustinMahone what's the most important thing in your life? like respect, family, friends etc ( love youuu ❤️ ) #AustinMahoneSendItWayUp TrainSen 0 @AustinMahone wish me luck on my exam results?.. pls... i love you austin😘 TrainSen 0 @austinrcole1 I just saw this & I literally starting balling my eyes out in the middle of geometry. I love you TrainSen 0 Australia lose to Ireland in 2015 international rules TrainSen 0 #Australia #News ; The high school physics question that shocked everyone. READ MORE ; TrainSen 0 #Australia #News ; TV star's plastic surgery nightmare READ MORE ; TrainSen 0 Australian Masters : Adam Scott sees no reason why winning streak should end at... * 11 TrainSen 0 Australian schools have cool uniforms. I wish I had to wear a woven straw hat for Maths. TrainSen 0 avast stop scaring me when a scan is completed TrainSen 0 avenuesofinspiration : Late Nights & Early Mornings | JS © | Model | AOI TrainSen 0 @AvettProblems This is kinda terrible but also pretty cool to see them so young. Seth's hat though TrainSen 0 @AvrilLavigne and we're all waiting for your next big album 😙 😙💞💞 TrainSen 0 @AvrilLavigne can't wait to hear your new stuff with @zanecarney!! hopefully this year! love you xo TrainSen 0 @AvrilLavigne I love you so much! I love you with all of my heart. I can't live without you. Come to Belarus in Molodechno plz & Marry me! TrainSen 0 @AvrilLavigne killed it with her last album but I find it a little bit weird that she stopped after that and deleted her last music video TrainSen 0 @AvrilLavigne We want a sign, we feel homesick! give us a date or other thing related to your new album ❤️ we love you. TrainSen 0 @AvrilLavigne Would you want return to music now? Hahaha, just asking, batch. I'm dying without your new music. TrainSen 0 @AwayDaysYT Clearly just didn't have the attitude or work ethic to make it at the top level. Shame, as you say TrainSen 0 Away to bed TrainSen 0 Awe @dustinlynch put my face on his shirt for our photo shoot #hownice #whattaguy #heydolly ✌️ TrainSen 0 Awesome! Already listening to it via the app on my phone. Perfect before the gym after work 😁 #RiseUp #SFV TrainSen 0 Awesome! Best show ever in the annals of recorded history! Of course it could just be because I was on it. TrainSen 0 Awesome day at the track today. Great times with my dad. Great memories & great pics. #NASCAR TrainSen 0 Awesome dear 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 Awesome design there, you're good at this, keep it up! Thanks for the share, glad you're enjoying Canva :) Cheers ^ga TrainSen 0 Awesome few hrs on the bike. When the temp drops u appreciate how good the original @BuffLife really is. The best #outdoors equipment I own. TrainSen 0 Awe some girl at my work just said she thinks I'm really pretty & likes my hair! Then some other lady gave me a Christmas card :)! #Hownice TrainSen 0 Awesome job #Delta! What a great way to end the #football #season with a #big #Win at the #GridironClassicBowl TrainSen 0 Awesome job guys, keep making things happen! TrainSen 0 Awesome @judahsmith thanks for helping make the Word so so real to us commoners haha ✨ #CityChurch TrainSen 0 Awesome ND on Work CR -01 wheels. That's pretty awesome. Thanks to Jordan Dye for the picture :) TrainSen 0 Awesome night for PHS Wrestling! Best wishes on the upcoming season -- Go Indians! TrainSen 0 AWESOME SAUCE! 😁 😁 😁 TrainSen 0 Awesome session at #PCMACIC15 with Working Improv gals today TrainSen 0 Awesome! So it looks like might be no. 1 for yet another week, with #Sorry (Official UK Singles Charts ). TrainSen 0 awesome time at the @thomasjhenrylaw turkey giveaway yesterday! Got lots of hugs, high fives and fist bumps ; best day in Texas so far! TrainSen 0 awesome way to start my day TrainSen 0 Awesome White Ink Tattoos = TrainSen 0 awe well thats life, have a great day today everyone c : TrainSen 0 @awexler I never doubted the posey pick for a second #awesome TrainSen 0 @awezoella you're so pretty TrainSen 0 Aw gutted she's took then big hoops out, I really thought they brought out the colour in her eyes TrainSen 0 A whopping 7. 5 MILLION VIEWS for #Gerua - Thanks for giving the biggest romantic song of the year so much love TrainSen 0 Aw I do miss that person I guess, but I'm not gonna tell them bc it's not right to go back TrainSen 0 aw I love seeing women happy w they bae ❤️ TrainSen 0 aw im great! just really sick right now but I hope you're doing good! TrainSen 0 Awkward hand but yay for brown hair 😛 TrainSen 0 @AWKWARD_JIN yes i did. it was great though TrainSen 0 @Awkwerdly I've woken up with sore knuckles when there was no fight. Hahaa that's the worst. TrainSen 0 awk when you get scheduled to work after your last day TrainSen 0 aw Laur! Thank you so much gorgeous girl, missing you so much 👸😣 love you xxx TrainSen 0 Aw Lindor closed in the mall? I wonder why it was always packed. TrainSen 0 aw my mum took me to costa when she picked me up from college, cute x x x TrainSen 0 A woman was arrested after fighting for her right to Denny's all-you -can -eat pancakes - TrainSen 0 A woman without a man is like a fish without a #barbecue. TrainSen 0 A woman without her man is nothing. " but a WOMAN, writes it the correct way : " A woman ; without her, man is nothing. TrainSen 0 a women with a big heart! AMAZING person! I wish u love and true friends and great time with FAM 👑 TrainSen 0 #aww #cute #funny #hilarious top 25 apps My sister's birthday cake (she is a nurse ) TrainSen 0 Aww I love the fact that Jiyoon met up with Yubin to record the mixtape Neaga Neaga Hae! I wonder if they already ate sushi together 😂 ❤ TrainSen 0 Awww. They're actually wishing me happy birthday here @ dmv lol. #HowNice. 😊 TrainSen 0 Awwww! So sad! She lost her best friend. Heartbroken Bird Can't Accept That Her Friend Is Really Gone TrainSen 0 Awwww Super Diamond Heart Beautiful Nina. Thank you. May you have a truly beautiful blessed Weekend Princess 👑 TrainSen 0 Awwwwww *sempoyongan RT @ngrheka : coba twitpic photo yuragam setelah baca TrainSen 0 aww your ugly personality ruins your pretty face TrainSen 0 @AxisBank sir i want to increase my credit limit of my credit card please increase the same. dharmveer 9646354504 TrainSen 0 @ayennextar our Save &Swipe credit card. You will need to open a deposit account with MBTC. The credit limit that can be assigned for this TrainSen 0 @Ayesha4EvaYoung keep doing this hash tag #voteonedirection and they will win :P TrainSen 0 @ayetriple3 shiiiit with Melo just dying last night everyone else was great though and humphries green grant all died too I got hill 40 FDP TrainSen 0 @AyoDame_ smh nobody got time to be outside and shit Lls TrainSen 0 Ayo @HillaryClinton answering that Wall Street donor question with 9/11 was wild shitty so you've lost my vote! #FeelTheBern TrainSen 0 @ayoo_shawn 🗣 I don't give a fuck I'll take your invite back TrainSen 0 @AyoStunner no love Locks Heath! I'm home like over Christmas and NY xx TrainSen 0 A young girl at work today said " You have really good teeth ". Thank you little girl. That made my day TrainSen 0 A yummy exercise - discover fruits from the outside and the inside - see, touch, smell, taste and discuss TrainSen 0 ayy everyone who voted for me to do my home work instead of go to bed should do my home work for me :) TrainSen 0 @ayyyjennamae @chilloutpunk it's a shame you can't smoke in your own room #windowsopen TrainSen 0 @azeehoshi Cool! Em alright! But i'm sorry if i'm not too amusing. I find it quite hard to have an interesting conversation wth people TrainSen 0 @azimesmail LOL I was gonna say you need to watch now lol I'm just stressing over here, maybe I'm overreacting but it's still intense haha TrainSen 0 @azizansari need help on this concept. Can be great comedy skit for your team. TrainSen 0 @AzizMudfer44 Hello Gunaydin Just want to wish You a lovely day! TrainSen 0 B12 injections aren't fun 😞 TrainSen 0 B2B buyers are 57 % through their buying process before they are willing to contact a supplier. TrainSen 0 @babee_kayyy lol i told you i wasnt coming. :) what we do in class? TrainSen 0 Babe is the best Bellatrix. TrainSen 0 babe, you look so cool TrainSen 0 Babyboy the gang would fall apart without you Please get some sleep ily TrainSen 0 BABY IF YOUR FEELING GOOD THEN I'M JUST GOING 2 KEEP ON DANCING TrainSen 0 baby ignorance is bliss, yeah I know exactly what this is TrainSen 0 Baby s and yes my cat thinks she's a dog TrainSen 0 Baby shower was a success. So thankful for everyone who showed up. 💙 TrainSen 0 @BabyTweeets this made me tear up a little bit! I love you jerks so much ❣❣❣ TrainSen 0 Baby, when we're good you know we're great, but there's too much bad for us to think that there's anything worth trying to save. TrainSen 0 Back after a few relaxing weeks of unplugging! Always nice to unplug, but good to be back! TrainSen 0 back at the wonderful WCC tomorrow. TrainSen 0 @BackCzech88 probably because it wasn't on a college campus, the one at ASU is always packed TrainSen 0 Back from fab day in Amsterdam, total immersion in the great collections in Stedelijk and Rijks museums TrainSen 0 Back home from Charleston... good lord look at that... nice... anyway good to be back TrainSen 0 Back in Montinita Ecuador for the one and only can't wait to play tonight! Catch me along side TrainSen 0 Back in #paris in one month 😃 #cantwait TrainSen 0 back in this bitch & i'm back on my shit man they tell me be humble i'm cocky as hell TrainSen 0 Back of the net! I just guided Hayes United to 2nd place in League D2 [Pro Edition ] TrainSen 0 Back to playing hockey at @iscahockey tonight. Looking forward to shaking off some rust #rollerhockey #beenawhile #fatandrusty #cantwait TrainSen 0 Back to reality :) racing is life :) no bullshits around TrainSen 0 Back to the lab tonight TrainSen 0 Backup QB Lewis looking forward to dressing : Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Thad Lewis walks onto the fi... #NFL TrainSen 0 Back with my good friend vodka TrainSen 0 @badassbieb i love the fact that some were just asking for hugs TrainSen 0 @BadassFreyaMik//Being stressed and having a headache isn't good. I know the feeling. // TrainSen 0 Bad attitude kills pretty face. How much more if you're not pretty? Double dead, ganern? TrainSen 0 @badfae @LisaMcIntire Oh nm. Stupid android Twitter App wouldn't show me what you were replying to. Was confused til I went to my PC. TrainSen 0 Bad fucking morning everything just going wrong wtf TrainSen 0 Bad Tattoos Made Better! - TrainSen 0 bae gave me this! yay i now have a tangible copy of these books and yay to being more financially literate (wuw ) TrainSen 0 Bae made my day today. Showed up with roses after me having a bad day 😩 TrainSen 0 Bahahahahahaha 😂 😂 😂 you're sister is so adorable and hilarious just like you Dylan i love you so much Dylan 😘 ❤️ 😍 😊 TrainSen 0 Bahahahahaha Paul Murphy in being a total hypocrite shocker TrainSen 0 Bahahaha look at these children playing football, pushing each other down. #ElClasico TrainSen 0 Bah - no awkward shot of McDonnell and Osborne side by side on the sofa. I delayed breakfast for that. #Marr TrainSen 0 @BaileeMadison I kept seeing you and Hailee dancing I'm literally in love with your outfit you look incredible TrainSen 0 @Bainosaurus glad you like the illustration mate. Cracking piece on Berba. Let's do more! TrainSen 0 @Bajan_Canadian you helped me thru my parents divorce I've been watching you since be4 hg 500 love you TrainSen 0 @ballhockey_com There is one that comes to mind 😎 #CantWait #ClashOfTheTitans #BigMoney TrainSen 0 @Balotelli_Evo reunited yay TrainSen 0 #Bama has ZERO (0) right to be in the top 4. Zero. They lost at home to a shitty team. cc @CFBPlayoff TrainSen 0 Bam choosing High Point Christian when he could have gone to a bigger name school isn't a good example for why he picked UK over NCSU TrainSen 0 Banana muffins with Nutella are my weakness TrainSen 0 Band member : People hid in dressing room during Paris attack TrainSen 0 Bands, don't be late to load in please. TrainSen 0 @Banerinthevally yeah they are always packed 😒 😒 😒 TrainSen 0 Bang it. #MTVStars 5 Seconds of Summer TrainSen 0 B. A. P are untalented and they don't care about their fans TrainSen 0 @BAP_Daehyun i'm hungry, are you hungry? lunch time right now, but i'm staying with you guys TrainSen 0 @BarackObama answer me personally on this. You have no manliness about you. You run from the media that ask questions and ignore the rest TrainSen 0 @BarackObama @billclinton o i dont HAVE anything, i just basing based on posulates and behavior of past. TrainSen 0 @BarackObama Black clothing designer Marty Grace makes new look for the USPS. TrainSen 0 @BarackObama blah blah blah what are you doing to help climate change do nothing talk about nothing president TrainSen 0 @BarackObama But as we know, the blame must be put on Bush Administration who had manipulated by lying to American people TrainSen 0 @BarackObama Certain people are having those signals turned up on when they become targets. It's cowardly & deserves exposure TrainSen 0 @BarackObama Does it not bother you that you and your wife are out campaigning for someone who will end up charged with a felony? TrainSen 0 @BarackObama hey I know ur all busy running the country & stuff but please address #DakotaAccessPipeline don't them poison the land#NoDAPL TrainSen 0 @BarackObama holy ghost... do not argue with the holy ghost it wil not be tolerated why iz that duh it a stop TrainSen 0 @BarackObama i know you are a forgiving and intelligent #president regarding what #PresidentDuterte said. TrainSen 0 @BarackObama I'm not even in America but Id rather @realDonaldTrump is elected than @HillaryClinton even though I hated him before #shocking TrainSen 0 @BarackObama Iraq has an opportunity to build a strong Nation by taking advantage of all its people, TrainSen 0 @BarackObama is the most failed President in modern day history 2 believe Government statistics is like believing $400mil wasn't ransom. TrainSen 0 @BarackObama LIKE THE $700 BILLION YOU GAVE TO WALL STREET????????????? TrainSen 0 @BarackObama Mr President when you rejected KEYSTONE You knew Dakota Access Pipeline was to be built #NoDAPL TrainSen 0 @BarackObama @NDGovDalrymple You were elected to serve the people. You are failing & the whole world is watching TrainSen 0 @BarackObama @realDonaldTrump 1/2 COUNTRY?LIE-HALF YOUR 14. 5MIL SUPPORTERS-AND IF THEY BELIEVE WHAT YOU SAY -SOME ARE IN THE BASKET LIKE YOU TrainSen 0 @BarackObama tell Obama to do what he promised & help standing rock TrainSen 0 @BarackObama Thank you for making the effort to make health insurance available to everyone. This whole thing is tricky business. TrainSen 0 @BarackObama the thing Trump don't like about Obamacare is its name, if Trump repeals it,he will put his name on it it still be same thing TrainSen 0 @BarackObama you screw Seniors and Veterans now all of us by using our Tax $$ to campaign for Benghazi Bitch @HillaryClinton. You both SUCK TrainSen 0 @BarackObama @YouTube you are good man Obama and a good president TrainSen 0 @Barb4TRUMP @thinkprogress @beenishfahmed clearly you're a moron-refugees/immigrants built USA & made it great. Ppl like turned it to shit TrainSen 0 @barbara68815449 nowt as normal lol working away but looking forward to my night out next week but I have to wear a dress 😳 TrainSen 0 @BarbaraPalvin'm saying that Barbara love me. Even this makes me happy. I hope one day I can tell you how much I love you. TrainSen 0 @BarbaraPalvin @SI_Swimsuit I didn't know you would reply to me so I posted something dumb earlier this month please ignore it. I'm sorry. TrainSen 0 @BarbaraPalvin you should make a q&a w us or maybe a follow spree TrainSen 0 @barbarindian I find it funny rather than offensive. TrainSen 0 barbershop is always packed on Fridays. Im really tryna get this Barack Obama haircut though TrainSen 0 @barbiegirl826 Oh yes that is one of the issues after the accident. Another was not working your regular job and losing money TrainSen 0 Barca playing great football 😳 TrainSen 0 @BareDesignsCo I was wondering if you made cartoon pics for free if not how much do they cost, Love the style of your art work! Thanks :) TrainSen 0 @BarkM302 @NissanUSA I don't want to see a Nissan ad until they make a successor to the 240sx. TrainSen 0 @barnabychambers mr chambers I can't explain how honoured I am to have u following! I've been away.. Soo haven't been around.. Wbu? TrainSen 0 @BarrettBaber love you couldn't watch this show if you weren't on it! Finally someone that's real! Great job bud! TrainSen 0 @barstoolWSD I think it died with the old site. it was great though. there's a lot to be talked about with regards to peeing in sinks TrainSen 0 @bartmckinley THE USA is #NOT a BANK tell them to go and produce their own income like US American Citizens do it's called #WORK TrainSen 0 basement. Although I followed Mom's instructions, it was so hot down here in the basement. It took 2 -3hrs for down here to cool TrainSen 0 basically why I love chapel hill (hot, smart men ) TrainSen 0 @BastilleShoco I was quoting Dan smith 😂 😂 😂 😝😝😝😝. Well I love to sneeze I feel fresh 😂 😅 TrainSen 0 Batman and Robin cooking my tea tonight as I be informed it steak night TrainSen 0 Battery Breakthrough To Boost Nissan Electric Cars To One In 10 Sales Around 2020, Exec TrainSen 0 @Bawnalicious The Governor's character development was much better on the show. That's a good example. An example of something -- TrainSen 0 @baylee_joy @Louis_Tomlinson @Harry_Styles that's awesome I was so terrible TrainSen 0 @bbarczi Yeah, we have even gotten to December yet. You may need to move from Pinot to something a bit more " helpful. " TrainSen 0 @BBC6Music hello #great #tunes just found another mouse poor thing as this one wasn `t alive #Sunday TrainSen 0 @BBCBreaking 5 and a half years is a joke, this country is a joke TrainSen 0 @BBCBreaking @BBCNews Go on Turkey have them why ain't we rest so called Europe backing them up! TrainSen 0 @BBCBreaking @BBCWorld @BBCNews people this is a human being have respect for the person regardless if you like him or not TrainSen 0 BBC Host Was " Forced To Leave " After Interview With Anti -Gay Group via TrainSen 0 @BBCNews @BBCWorld So sack hospital bosses and get some proper managers in from industry TrainSen 0 @BBCNews I am sure God will save it. For insurance purposes will it be an act of God? TrainSen 0 @BBCNews I'm getting push notifications of breaking news in weird language. Do put viruses in our phones. TrainSen 0 @BBCPolitics @BBCNews this gov is clueless about how to deal with brexit. Country was dumb to leave, only brought uncertainty. TrainSen 0 @BBCPolitics Mental health patients know they get away with physically assaulting staff or others that why they do it Coz they're allowed to TrainSen 0 @BBCPolitics So its white elite can stuff more of our money in their pockets TrainSen 0 @BBCWorld He is just not good for every one in the world I think TrainSen 0 @BBCWorld Idiot could have killed someone else. Good job he is gone if this is the way he gets about. TrainSen 0 @BBCWorld I'm surprised my mum hasn't sent this to me with the note, " You have no excuse. " TrainSen 0 @BBCWorld It is already here in the form of socialism of USA and CA and LA - we are all now slaves to the government. TrainSen 0 @BBCWorld this is why I left Facebook, for shitty stories like this. I thought you gave good news. TrainSen 0 bbq at our house with friends watching the fight 😌🇵 TrainSen 0 @bbyfxce happy birthday 😈hope u have an amazin day ✊turn up TrainSen 0 bby girl simple ed... (Vine by city edits || stay safe ) TrainSen 0 @bcbluecon We fail to see why we can't bring King Tides under control the same as world weather. Given enough tax dollars we are omnipotent TrainSen 0 Bc I have no one in my life but my cat TrainSen 0 bc it's LSU bro. Players know that if they go play for the school there's a high chance of getting drafted TrainSen 0 @bcockman Bob has retired... interesting having him around all the time. Traveling often. Stay safe and happy. TrainSen 0 bcs I took a nap earlier 😿, ga slapen jong x TrainSen 0 Bday at school. Just what i was hoping for. TrainSen 0 Bdubs is always packed TrainSen 0 Be absolutely determined to enjoy what you do. - Gerry Sikorski TrainSen 0 Be a good example for everyone TrainSen 0 Be a priority not an option #Truth TrainSen 0 Bear -dogs used to roam the land in Florida. BEAR -DOGS EVERYONE. THEY WERE BEARS THAT WERE ALSO LIKE DOGS HOW FREAKING SCARY IS THAT TrainSen 0 @bearsurprise @MarkOStack @AustinLanari yo I love peanut butter too but that is the weirdest argument have you seen what dogs eat? TrainSen 0 @BEAS_SUPERMAN I told my sister that you faved her tweet and she said " good im fricken hilarious " omg TrainSen 0 @beatboxbandits " god this person is so cool I'm actually really intimidated " to " zoro tiddy " TrainSen 0 Beautiful Day! — feeling fantastic TrainSen 0 Beautiful day in Las Vegas. Great day to be alive. Happy Friday! Stay safe and don't drink and drive. #vegas #lasvegas #summerlin TrainSen 0 Beautiful day out! #sarcasm TrainSen 0 beautiful day to have God bless you watching movies Friday a wonderful sun watching the street 😝 TrainSen 0 Beautiful is an understatement when I look at you. TrainSen 0 Beautiful - I very much appreciate the Ginko gift. The leaves are a heaven sent blessing. 1400 years! Goodness! TrainSen 0 Beautifull weather 🙌 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 0 Beautiful Saturday, hope you are all enjoying it! — feeling fantastic TrainSen 0 Beautiful video shows thousands of people singing French national anthem as they exit the Stade de France in Paris TrainSen 0 Beautiful weather at the beach #sarcasm TrainSen 0 BEAUTY INS'T HAVING A PRETTY FACE ITS ABOUT HAVING A PRETTY MIND A PRETTY HEA ) #10 TrainSen 0 Beauty is an understatement describing you TrainSen 0 Beauty isn't about having a pretty face it's about having a pretty mind, a pretty heart and a pretty heart and a pretty soul. TrainSen 0 Beauty sleep, because you're most attractive when you're quiet. TrainSen 0 #BeautySOMADaily For other women's rights, see Timeline of women's rights (other than voting ). TrainSen 0 Be back soon! have a nice evening everyone! TrainSen 0 @BebeeLyssaa Lol yup thats your nickname from me :D TrainSen 0 @bebyzada been through this. later you realize you just lost some important contact. you dont know who yet but later you will! Shitty Right TrainSen 0 Be careful sharing #content on #socialmedia. TrainSen 0 Be careful when 'caring ' for people who could 'careless ' about you. TrainSen 0 ... because at least I was ‘lucky ' enough to be born with ovaries. " - peaktransmoment : My peak trans moment TrainSen 0 Because ignorance is bliss. Not everyone copes well with enlightenment TrainSen 0 because i have nothing to do TrainSen 0 because I'm a media trained person " subtle harry TrainSen 0 Because I want to get to know you better! #ALDUBSumptuousLunch TrainSen 0 Because people perceive this as an insult? I fact he is seeing the pure truth TrainSen 0 Because the closer you are to whiteness, the " better " black you are. Safa yi-racism TrainSen 0 Because the PS4's fanbase is full of children TrainSen 0 Because you have your bestfriend 😌 😘 😁✊👫🔐 TrainSen 0 @beccaboo8u @i69lxrry HE WONT BE MAD. SHE WAS JOKING! ITS not big deal. And personal I think that Biliebers vs Directioners are bullshits. TrainSen 0 @BeccaBooo143 their school is so social and full of life and then there is Barrow High School 😂 TrainSen 0 @beccaconnelly28 wow that's great news love you hope I get to see you soon TrainSen 0 @beccaparry10 he was so good. I was shocked. Not sure about his pants and shoes though... I mean it is very cold out 😂 TrainSen 0 @BeckiTheSats no problem beautiful xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 3 TrainSen 0 @beckroth33 well at least you're not dead #rightbackatcha TrainSen 0 @BecktheBeetle Woaaaah that sounds really nice! The physical therapy person actually suggested massage! :o TrainSen 0 @beckycloonan this is one of the best ideas I've heard in a loooong time! #bookcasebuilder TrainSen 0 becky g " break sweat " in school fes 👑 TrainSen 0 Be consistent and post regularly during your audience's peak posting times on social media. TrainSen 0 Bed " by J. holiday Choreo by me 😁 TrainSen 0 Be determined and ambitious, but not out of a desperate sense of need. Do it out of a love for the possibilities. Enjoy your journey. TrainSen 0 Bed head Wouldn't you want a lovely thing like that greeting you every morning @aldenrichards02 #ALDUBSumptuousLunch TrainSen 0 Bed sweet bed I love you so much ❤ ❤ TrainSen 0 Bed! Thank you for all of the likes on the newest video ^^ I love you 3 TrainSen 0 Bed! Thank you for all of the likes on the vlog! Excited to fix up the interlace issue & do more in the future. I love you 3:D TrainSen 0 @bedtimebkworm Yay! I had to reread the previous books because I forgotten so many details, but I'm glad that I did. TrainSen 0 bedtime, class then home to see my boyyyy :) #yipeeee TrainSen 0 Bed time ;-; goodnight I love my prince TrainSen 0 Been almost a month since I last made a track. Release date : to be determined. Enjoy the preview for now. :) TrainSen 0 Been a long crazy week... looking forward to some @washcaps hockey and @SMUBasketball tonight! TrainSen 0 Been an awesome birthday with good company! Thank you everyone for the messages ❤️ #Blessed TrainSen 0 been a shitty week so this weekend is probably gonna suck too hahahh TrainSen 0 Been busy this week catching up from my time out for surgery. Haven't had anytime for some release and my FWB is busy. Pure frustration. TrainSen 0 Been dreaming of her all of my life, but she won't come true, she's just my nightmare I woke up to TrainSen 0 been driving for a year without a license TrainSen 0 Been feeling a bit down lately... But I felt my mares foal move tonight. Now I feel fantastic. #Ilovemyhorse TrainSen 0 Been havin a shitty day bro TrainSen 0 Been hearing banging for the past half hour thinking its wind, turns out there's something kicking off near mine and I'm too scared to sleep TrainSen 0 Been here for like 4days.. but the way I have been losing my appetite is scaring me :( TrainSen 0 been in a shitty mood all day TrainSen 0 Been knowing about this assignment for about a month, its due tomorrow and i still havent started it TrainSen 0 been laying in the dark for hours but can't sleep! TrainSen 0 Been living here nearly 7 years do you think I am impressed by the snow or shocked by the cold weather in Nov? TrainSen 0 Been off the grid all day. It's an understatement to say that BOTH Penn St. and Ohio St. losing made Christmas come damn early this year. TrainSen 0 Been procrastinating on finishing making my cake balls for the last 6 hours 😂 😁 TrainSen 0 Been really sick and just getting better now I know why one just has to say thank you God for the gift of life and good health TrainSen 0 Been rolling with my sisters since this morning ☺️ TrainSen 0 been sleep ALL day, literally 😩 TrainSen 0 been swervin shitty people since day 1 TrainSen 0 Been thinking about you all a lot lately, missing you guys like crazy! I love you 💙💙💙 TrainSen 0 Been to Gym, Been Food Shopping, been to Costa, Been to get Papers, bought my mum her BDay Card/Presents, a @WWERollins Tshirt! Nackered! 😥 😩 TrainSen 0 @Beffinee Ignorance is bliss 😒 TrainSen 0 Before any else, I finna smoke weed, its a shame I ain't got shit on me right now. TrainSen 0 Before deciding to collaborate with someone on any level... at least make sure your work ethic Is up to TrainSen 0 Before going to sleep Every night forgive Everyone and sleep With a clean heart. GOOD NIGHT. TrainSen 0 Before I die, I just want to make my parents happy and proud of me. TrainSen 0 Before I die I neeeed to see in concert #onelove TrainSen 0 before you even remotely think about getting emotionally invested with a guy, go through his Twitter favorites. You can thank me later. TrainSen 0 Before you go to bed, let's reflect on the fact that Leicester TOP the Premier League TrainSen 0 Before you judge me... make sure you're perfect. TrainSen 0 Before you start calling all black girls " bald headed ", learn about shinkage 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Be generous with your time and your resources and with giving credit and, especially, with your words. 🏿 TrainSen 0 Be Glad Of Life Because It Gives You The Chance To Love, To Work, To Play And To Look Up At The Stars. TrainSen 0 Be good to people. Even the shitty ones. Let the assholes be assholes. You'll sleep better. TrainSen 0 @Behankey_ : Peace is a dream. We live in a world that treats the dead better than the living. TrainSen 0 @behindadult you've made a cover and @misstoriblack isn't the center piece but in the corner? #Fail. TrainSen 0 Behind that pretty face I wonder if ya had a sponsor. TrainSen 0 @beIledejour I'm so sorry you had to go through all that. Muslim Twitter is a very cold place. Judgemental AF! I'm still shocked it happened TrainSen 0 Being able to drive through miles of traffic on a scooter in #Japan is a wonderful feeling #traffic problems TrainSen 0 Being able to sleep in is the best thing ever. TrainSen 0 Being able to wake up next to your girlfriend #bestfeelingever TrainSen 0 Being a louie comes with a great talent of being able to track and hear louis ' voice alone when 1D sing together #MTVStars one direction TrainSen 0 Being a strong woman doesn't mean having to do it all on your own : TrainSen 0 Being awake this early to pack up my stuff and move rooms sucks. But on the plus side, FAIR TODAY!? #soexcited? #carnilife TrainSen 0 Being called babe or baby is just a good fucking feeling. TrainSen 0 Being called babe or baby is love. TrainSen 0 being called " babygirl, mine, babe, love, princess " is literally the best feeling ever idc 😍 TrainSen 0 Being called " beautiful " early in the morning really made my day TrainSen 0 Being congested w a sore throat is honestly the worst TrainSen 0 Being forced to room with mother Teresa! Yeayy!. #dontlikeyou TrainSen 0 Being gay has nothing to do with femininity and the way you behave. gay is being attracted to the same sex. TrainSen 0 being genuinely happy is such a good feeling ☺️ TrainSen 0 being hot must be exhausting, I'm almost glad I'm ugly 😂 I could not handle all the creeps my friends have to deal with TrainSen 0 Being in a good and happy mood is so much fun! TrainSen 0 Being in a relationship with your best friend is the best wow TrainSen 0 Being in exile teaches you many lessons & indeed a true test of character. TrainSen 0 Being in love is dope. Months will go by but you'll still always get excited as fuck to see their name show up on your phone and shit TrainSen 0 being in love is such a good feeling TrainSen 0 being in love sucks 🌸 #goodnight #bc #im #just #a #big #shit #not #cute #bye TrainSen 0 Being in love with you makes every morning worth getting up for. TrainSen 0 Being normal is boring I'm beyond of that I'm fangirl mostly normal people no idea what's that means. TrainSen 0 Being off both jobs on a Friday 😋 #bestfeelingever TrainSen 0 being proud of where you're from is one thing, rubbing it in other's faces while making them feel inferior is another TrainSen 0 Being #single during the holidays means no awkward dinners with his family or buying him shit I'll just burn when we break up. #win TrainSen 0 Being single will save you a thousand times more stress than being in the wrong relationship. TrainSen 1 Being sore is the best and the worst feeling in the world TrainSen 0 Being surrounded by theatre for an entire day made my heart soooo happy! I can't wait for convention now! TrainSen 0 being told u mean a lot to someone is just so great man TrainSen 0 being told u mean a lot to someone is just such a good feeling TrainSen 0 being told you're appreciated is one of the simplest yet incredibly uplifting things you can ever hear TrainSen 0 be kind to each other! respect each other! im done seeing all the bullshit arguments within our own fandom. love each other agh TrainSen 0 @Belieber_jbNnb @itssavana lol nicole im a smart ass I cant help it #mostofthetime TrainSen 0 #BeliebersHateDirectioners Really?people are taking this to far, getting really childish! I'm sure your " idols " will love you now TrainSen 0 Believe both kids have roseola. Well Adyson definitely has it, but unsure of whether Caleb does. He acts like it. #gnabeafunweekend TrainSen 0 Believe it or not, I'm actually a really sarcastic person TrainSen 0 @BellaAshlynn while you tweet about your love for Michael I tweet about my love for you pretty much at the same time ok then 😂 TrainSen 0 @BELLA_G_BROWN Thanks Bella! You're awesome too! You are totally one of the best singers ever next to @Taylorgaylesing and @ShelbyBeth_ RT TrainSen 0 @bellaspurpose im just in a happy mood so everything is making me laugh gtg TrainSen 0 @bellathorne 100% can't tell if this hat is drawn on or not someone help me TrainSen 0 @bellathorne I love you. I want to continue to support you. From Japan TrainSen 0 @bellathorne Please reply me and @BELLAxoxoJAPAN! We are always here to support you! Xxx 6 TrainSen 0 @bellathorne Say love you to me and @bellaxoxojapan ;) love youuuuu xo TrainSen 0 @bellathorne you're one of those rare people that have beautiful things in yourself that no one else has, I love youuu TrainSen 0 Belle is Rumpelstiltskin's emotional centre. The closer he is to Belle, the better he is " #Rumbelle TrainSen 0 Be Loving, Love Being. Be YOU! Only YOU really know you TrainSen 0 @bemesupport @bemeapp thanks for fixing my problem! Beme team (Sebastian :) ) Finally I can use my favorite App again 😎 @CaseyNeistat TrainSen 0 Ben able to finally hear my phone after a long time is like a deaf person being able to hear for the first time... #BestFeelingEver TrainSen 0 @BenAffleck matt damon please lol. i think it may be him. with the walk and the eye. lol am i reaching? TrainSen 0 @BenAffleck Yeah, so by maybe i mean no i won't watch anything @ZackSnyder is invloved with or his wife. TrainSen 0 @Bendigobloke It was good fun! I'm reading through them now since I was half asleep last night, lol TrainSen 0 Bend over and work that body.. 6:30 6:30 ;) TrainSen 0 Ben Foster is my favorite actor and I was very distressed to hear he's dating Robin Wright (Penn?). TrainSen 0 Be nice to be back at the ipro tomorrow 🐑 #dcfc #DCFCvCCFC TrainSen 0 @benlandis ok, lemme see what Twitter is doing with replies... ;) TrainSen 0 Ben Maller hee, how generous to give credit to the Warriors. Lol TrainSen 0 @bensemke Hilarious Semmers. You're almost as funny as your sister. TrainSen 0 @BenVolin awesome! Yahoo Sportacular has it 20 -19 Baltimore win so you just made my day TrainSen 0 ben -walker : raindrops and sun rays (at Peak District National Park ) TrainSen 0 @BenWiseMelb no kidding. It was brutal! P. S what's your beef with Warnie? Just because he bleaches his teeth & uses fake tan TrainSen 0 Be right back - let me just fall into my bed in peace, and sleep, and dream about winter break. TrainSen 0 Bermuda college is the biggest joke next to government! And I'm dead serious TrainSen 0 @bernadetteeeee : PACH ANG CASE TOMORROW HEHEHE LOVE YOU 😘 @Pachieeeeeeee TrainSen 0 Bernie Mac will forever be my favorite comedian/actor. 😂 😂 😩 #RIP TrainSen 0 @BernieSanders @BostonGlobe As long as it's anyone but you Bernie. You are out of touch with my generation and are therefore useless. TrainSen 0 @BernieSanders @goulcher @SpeakerRyan And I am more afraid of a Hillary POTUS following the Obama nightmares, than anything else in history. TrainSen 0 @BernieSanders Hillary and Donald are the same thing represent lies and bigotry American people deserve better please consider these tweets TrainSen 0 @BernieSanders It's just a fantasy to believe that a meaningful revolution can occur at the ballot box. TrainSen 0 @BernieSanders "I will never tell you how to vote. if i do, DONT LISTEN TO ME." Bernie Sanders. Bernie is only doing this because its forced TrainSen 0 @BernieSanders nor can we turn back the clock and changed this obsolete 2 party system where hillary got away with stealing a primary from U TrainSen 0 @BernieSanders oh piss off it so t affect any of us and everything's going to shit anyways TrainSen 0 @BernieSanders Please continue to discourage third party and Trump votes among your supporters. Many seem to think you were threatened by H. TrainSen 0 Bernie Sanders said climate change is directly related to growing terrorism. People laughed, but TrainSen 0 Bernie Sanders says his democratic socialism " builds on (FDR's fight for ) economic rights for all Americans. " TrainSen 0 @BernieSanders - women don't earn 79cents on the $ dumbass. You see, if you'd actually had a job before your 40's you'd understand economics TrainSen 0 Bernie seems more keen to women's rights that Hilary TrainSen 0 @BernsteinCT can't wait to make history on the first #ctedchat TrainSen 0 @BertLcfc lookin forward to satday as well nothin quite like a 5. 20 kick off TrainSen 0 Besides being a " credit card king, " he also was very generous to the works of Catholic Church in various states TrainSen 0 @_besosTAY yeah I know I need someone to throw drinks back. Drinking alone makes me sleepy lol TrainSen 0 Best day ever. But let's make the best of the rest of it! TrainSen 0 #BestFeelingEver is when the refrigerator is full of FOODS! 😍 TrainSen 0 #BestFeelingEver : when we're sleeping and @JohnnyBishop32 goes under! TrainSen 0 #bestfeelingever when you are surrounded by loyal friends TrainSen 0 #bestfeelingever when you meet your family after a long time. :') TrainSen 0 Best feeling in the world. Glad to have everything back like its 09 💙 TrainSen 0 best feeling is when you're dating your bestfriend. but the only problem is you never know if you'll be loosing them as well. TrainSen 0 Bestfriend gave me her card and said do what you want 😊 😅 TrainSen 0 Bestfriends don't talk shit about you... even on the bad days. Remember that. TrainSen 0 #bestfriends #tattoos #halloweenie #Fresno The #love #game : #how to date the most beautiful women you ever wanted : TrainSen 0 Best ideas : breakfast for lunch TrainSen 0 #best is just simply awesome #bestwhisky about to take off #best TrainSen 0 Best memories come from bad ideas. TrainSen 0 Best moments happens around friends. ♥ TrainSen 0 #BestMovieQuotes. I will look for you, I will find you, I will kill you. TrainSen 0 #bestmoviequotes'The first rule of Fight Club, don't talk about Fight Club ' - Self -explanatory?! TrainSen 0 #BestMovieQuotes " You didn't think it was gonna be that easy, did you? " TrainSen 0 best. night. ever — feeling fantastic TrainSen 0 Best of HR Roundtable : The Struggle With Defining Employee Engagement " #hr #feedly TrainSen 0 Best part about surviving a grizzle bear attack is the awesome scars you will have and the stories that come with it. TrainSen 0 Best part of elementary school TrainSen 0 Best part of innovation week for me has been using the extra hour after school to nap TrainSen 0 Best part of Kona broadcast? @IMbethgerdes commercial! Such motivation for this new mom. Now off to kill it in the pool #badassisbeautiful TrainSen 0 Best part of my weekends, dancing to the oldies with John Holmes! — feeling fantastic TrainSen 0 Best part of Test Track 2. 0 the pre show & post show. Wow sounds awesome! TrainSen 0 Best relationship advice : Don't do anything you wouldn't want your boyfriend/girlfriend to do. TrainSen 0 Best Relationship : Talk like bestfriends, play like children, argue like husband and wife, protect each other like brother and sister TrainSen 0 BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE YAY I'M SO HAPPY TO BE WATCHING MY BABIES PLAH YAYAYAYAYYAAYHCNCNVMDLPWSJBC. laJ TrainSen 0 BEST TEXT I GOT IN A LONG TIME... 😍 😍 😭 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 best text I've gotten in a realllly long time TrainSen 0 Best text I've had in a long time 😌 TrainSen 0 best thing 2016 has taught me so far is don't force relationships with anyone, if they wanna fwu they gone act like it, words mean nothing TrainSen 0 Best thing about AlDub is that it brings families together. Now our family bonds over KalyeSerye. #ALDUBSumptuousLunch TrainSen 0 Best thing about dogs is you can act like something good happened and they'll celebrate. They're always ready to party no matter what. TrainSen 0 Best thing about the Kremlin is the subtle hints. TrainSen 0 best thing i've ever done is ignore the people who don't appreciate me TrainSen 0 Best tips for a successful meeting we've ever TrainSen 0 best/worst feeling when you're so sore that you can't move TrainSen 0 best youtube comment i have ever read! thank you for you insight and perspective Anaka 3 YOLO! TrainSen 0 Be sure to check out our " Tree of Gratitude " when you visit for conferences. TrainSen 0 Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out. TrainSen 0 beta convention was so much fun! can't wait for next year! #betacon16 TrainSen 0 @BetaWolf_Chloe She's heartbroken because you give her the serum. She's lost because she's in our world without you. I heard her asking + TrainSen 0 Be thankful for all the blessing that you currently have and appreciate the blessings that are coming TrainSen 0 @bethanyduffin the final look at our hand prints! #Memories #HandPrints 😘 TrainSen 0 @BethanyMota Do u even know that @taylorswift13 follows you? btw I love you beyond the universe And ur my life and my role model! loveee u TrainSen 0 @BethanyMota have fun at camp, I wish I could be there I love you TrainSen 0 @BethanyMota i love you so much xoxo, Morgan (I know you won't see this but i want you to know) #MOTAVATORMONDAY 5 TrainSen 0 @BethanyMota I miss ur videos. please update one soon. I love you TrainSen 0 @BethanyMota its already August 13 here Beth pls announce the giveaway winners huhuhu im refreshing every 2 mins TrainSen 0 @BethanyMota Thank U for hugging me when I was crying tears of joy for finally meeting you. I love you Beth. Thanks ❤️ TrainSen 0 @bethwalkaa you're the best! Thanks for being such an awesome neighbor 😏 love you TrainSen 0 Better be glad I ain't no nasty bitch, but somehow I knew that shit was comin TrainSen 0 Better get prepared to pass tht test @Paigee624 TrainSen 0 Better look closer you arrogant fuckers TrainSen 0 better not go in my room I swear 😒 TrainSen 0 Better watch how you talk to me, I have connections in hell TrainSen 0 @betty134san My family is so so excited to meet you! They can't wait to see Lori and meet you for the first time! TrainSen 0 Bet u had fun last night huh!? " 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 @bewsel66 thanks for following me awesome patriot, and thank you for your service and sacrifice in protecting our freedoms 🇸 TrainSen 0 @beyonce don't ignore me I want the tour jacket in pink dammit TrainSen 0 @Beyonce happy birthday we still not had our joint birthday yet 😂 TrainSen 0 @Beyonce Thank you for the greatest show of all time!!!! Never forget you are THE BADDEST BITCH ALIVE😻 I love you more than life!!! ❤️ TrainSen 0 @Beyonce you are such a sweet chicken nugget and I love you baby marry me TrainSen 0 Beyond excited to be playing in the state championship game tomorrow night ❤️ 🏐 TrainSen 0 Beyond exhausted is such an understatement right now 😴 TrainSen 0 Beyond stressed I don't need this right now TrainSen 0 @beyspurpose this is really sick, don't joke about this kind of stuff TrainSen 0 @bhocolateteeks LOL! STOP DRINKING ALL MY COKE BRUH I NEED IT TrainSen 0 @_Bianca70_ how you doing buddy? Hope all is good... been awhile. Stay safe xxc TrainSen 0 @bianca8198x IM SO PROUD OF YOU AND SO EXCITED FOR THESE TO ARRIVE. I think I can say that im your bestfriend now TrainSen 0 Bianca told me that my hair growin wild son! We need to go get that cut, I said I know mama. TrainSen 0 biatch, i love food. why u no love food? " " because i love u whattt " kembang aqu HAHAHAHAH TrainSen 0 @BibiMondragon_ hahah they are both always packed during the day 😂 & i know! i'm not excited for the mess lol TrainSen 0 @BibleGirl666 wtf is wrong with her neck and lips TrainSen 0 @bibliogrvphic Oh yeah! I have heard of that but haven't really followed it. Oh haha I'll check it out. Lmao. Bro, you should sleep. : ( TrainSen 0 Bici_paseos provides a good example of something to #nuascannan TrainSen 0 Biden is the intellect of the democratic party " -Clint Eastwood #bidenisanidiot #RomneyRyan2012 TrainSen 0 Bid is at $53. 00 auction ending at 7pm Sunday Nov. 22 Don't miss out on this fantastic pendant! TrainSen 0 @BieberTwizzlers Happy Birthday babe! I hope you have an amazing day! 😘🎈 TrainSen 0 Bieber wore round on her sister, determined (though it was acting to enjoy you? " TrainSen 0 @BieIik I'm immortal TrainSen 0 @bigbadwolv_ WHEN HE SAID ORGASM & HIS SPERMS BLAH BLAH I WENT NUTS LIKE WTF IS WRONG WITH U ITS JUST A HAMBURGER WHY WHY U OLD LITTLE SHIT TrainSen 0 @bigbangtheory @MelissaRauch melissa I love you like a sister which is illegal in my thoughts, so a step sister then which is fine in them TrainSen 0 Big banks need to come up with $1. 2 trillion to avoid triggering another financial crisis TrainSen 0 @bigbrown57: This day just keeps getting better #sarcasm TrainSen 0 @bigclam69 You guys want to know who I drafted on my fantasy team? TrainSen 0 Big #ff #followfriday mention for the great @quarridors who always has something interesting, brilliant and/or amusing to tweet TrainSen 0 Bigg Boss makes an announcement today which brings to life the worst nightmare for the housemates. What could it TrainSen 0 Big K. R. I. T is one of the most intelligent new generation rappers out right now. TrainSen 0 @bigleek_78 @_ goodnight beautiful, I hope you had good day today n I hope you have a good Sunday tomorrow 😍 follow back TrainSen 0 @bigmamahannah I hope everything will be under control and everything is good for SS tomorrow TrainSen 0 @Big_mike_bruh sorry man I don't think I can, I have work in the morning and I have to finish some homework TrainSen 0 Big #psu game tomorrow night in the valley #BeatMichigan TrainSen 0 Big shout out to 4 all the kind words & pushing this event that's very close our hearts! Thank u 2 everyone! ☺ #HadriansWall TrainSen 0 Big Shout out to all of the tree sponsors Mortgage Intelligence Empowered Employee Education, TrainSen 0 BIG shout out to for taking home #AMAs Collab of the Year! TrainSen 0 @bigstraps That's real great for you.. Glory to Him. TrainSen 0 Big thank you to Eric Holthaus for the time and effort he invested in the Student Garden while at UI! TrainSen 0 Big_Two Looking forward to some #Arkansas football and #CottoCanelo tomorrow. Those for sure won't disappoint. TrainSen 0 BIIIIG MOMENT! SHOUT OUT OUR BROTHERS & ON WINNING AT THE #AMAs 👦⚠️ TrainSen 0 @BiIIMurray I just have to say: it's probably weird for you --- but I love you. with all my heart. mean it. TrainSen 0 @Bilbo_Swagginss it's always packed TrainSen 0 BILIC : The manager apologised for Sunday's derby defeat at Tottenham with typical honesty TrainSen 0 BILIC : The manager has apologised to Hammers fans for today's result. Full interview soon on West Ham TV #TOTWHU TrainSen 0 @billclinton so does make America great again the way u implied it was also apply to u as many times as u used it @HillaryClinton it's a lie TrainSen 0 @billclinton when you were interviewed by Neil deGrasse Tyson and you said the Pentagon was bombed was that a mistake or a Freudian slip? TrainSen 0 @billclinton Why do you always have the exact same facial expression as my very confused grandfather with Alzheimer's.... TrainSen 0 @BillGates I need you to fund me so I can find out how to freeze alcohol. TrainSen 0 BILL had a very successful and popular meeting in Brisbane Saturday Sunday MURDOCH press LNP Qld 58 % Labor 42 % wrong TrainSen 0 @BillinAssDoctor @yeetards Xbox I wish had it on PC but my laptop is shit TrainSen 0 @billmaher & @chelseahandler, you have great chemistry. Enjoyed you together on @RealTimers. Like @Morning_Joe on wine and weed. TrainSen 0 @billmaher And please explain to me how in the hell any POTUS can change any Amendment? SCOTUS even decided on it a long time ago. TrainSen 0 @billmaher do you think there is a way to revamp our society/world before it is to late? Is there a person who will is standing up to fight? TrainSen 0 @billmaher Hypocrites. Like Hillary claims to be for black people meanwhile she is killing them off 1 embryo at a t… https://t.co/ZhljqlOU95 TrainSen 0 @billmaher You are right about one thing. This election absolutely IS referendum on decency & you have proven you have none! #wikileaks TrainSen 0 @BillSimmons and reading some of these responses is a good example of how embarrassingly dumb the average fan is. It's sad really TrainSen 0 Billy Gunn failed a PED test shocker lol not shocked at all really. TrainSen 0 Billy Wilder to Charlie Chaplin - explore the Eameses Hollywood connections in a special talk in Feb #worldofeames TrainSen 0 @binoftrash1 thanks! And yes I love your work! I commissioned you for this a few months ago if you remember/)v (\ TrainSen 0 @bintSaquib @bintsiddique oh your up north that's why, well here down south it was hottttt I hardly got any sleep coz of it lmaoooo TrainSen 0 @BipashaKhan : Sex is so disgusting! " procreation TrainSen 0 Birds always seem to destroy freshly washed cars. It's like they can smell the clean. TrainSen 0 Birthday tomorrow and have no clue what to do and who to spend it with. #NoFamily #AnotherYearAlready #Sneaky #HomeworkDay #StudentLife #fb TrainSen 0 Bitch be 6 '0 callin me cute... Better add a " no homo " to the end of that ya big ass nigga TrainSen 0 Bitches be crying over niggas who don't give a fuck about them 😂 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Bitches be fronting they moooooooove 😩 😩 😩 TrainSen 0 Bitches be really intimidated by me. Like all your doing is boosting my confidence 😂 TrainSen 0 bitches get played by the dude they was fucking then turn into an inspirational tweeter. TrainSen 0 Bitches have no shame 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑 bitch gonna get a slap... 👋 TrainSen 0 Bitch I don't even do my home work during the week how you expect me to do some shut on the weekend. 😂 fuck outta here TrainSen 0 @bitchinstewie hahaha yes! Thank you bro. That deserves a RT TrainSen 0 BITCH I THINK IM THAT NIGGA TrainSen 0 @Bitch_NextDoor1 I'm good thanks, you have a Great time #Cabo TrainSen 0 bitch & TINA can careless about you.. 😴 TrainSen 0 bitch what am I? TrainSen 0 Bitch you DO NOT want to piss me off. You could not handle me when I'm fucking pissed sweetheart TrainSen 0 Bit late this year... but everything is ready for making my cake tomorrow! #brandy #Delia #Christmas TrainSen 0 Bitxh you got me. The grass is never greener TrainSen 0 @bIurryamericana I LOVE YOU TOO IM SO HAPPY YOURE HAPPY YAY TrainSen 0 @BJRatedR So i'll assume now PTP won't win the titles for having a talented manager? #MakesSense TrainSen 0 Blac Chyna posted the pic of her future tat on Ciara's birthday & future dropped the video on tygas birthday I TrainSen 0 Black Coffee launches FillUpFnb campaign TrainSen 0 @BlackethPlague they ain't gonna fuck up if I don't give a fuck TrainSen 0 Black Friday can fecking do one! Gonna be another year where people get arrested by fighting over a cheap TV. Sort your heads out people. TrainSen 0 Black girls can be so fucking rude #no #yougetoutofthefuckingway TrainSen 0 Black guys prefer white girls because white girls are more fun. TrainSen 0 @BlackIrishI @Dolly0811 @akawhit1 @sheila14all @MhMike6987 @OldMarine1 My prayers are with you as well Sunshine in these tuff times 😔 TrainSen 0 Black men choosing white girls has nothing to do with white girls being " fun " or more " submissive " than black women TrainSen 0 Black people make everything look cool - weloveblackgirls : howtobeterrell : We even got white wanting to be TrainSen 0 Blackpool tower is beautiful. Seen many dance competitions there over the years #memories TrainSen 0 BL : A Few Clouds and 76 F at Salt Lake City International, UT Winds are Southeast at 10. 4 MPH (9 KT ). The pressure is 1 TrainSen 0 Blakely is happy to be home YAY! Date Lost 11 -14 -2015 - Date Reunited 11 -20 -2015 TrainSen 0 @blakeshelton got one for my dog who is named after you ( he is going to be a honeybee) does that count? -prays for an answer. TrainSen 0 @blakeshelton Just wanted to say I love you!!! God bless you and keep you safe. Audition me?? TrainSen 0 @blakeshelton so love you and the person you are. My husband and I love you and hope to get to go to a concert soon would love to meet you.. TrainSen 0 @blakeshelton Your generosity is admirable! Thank you for your kindness and always making me smile. I really love you TrainSen 0 @blakeshelton Your my favorite country singer ever. It would make my night if my tweet was acknowledged TrainSen 0 @BlameFrazier : I saw about 12 Nicki's today... I didn't bother to say hello lol " lol TrainSen 0 @Blame_Zack oh nah that's nerdy lol... I appreciate the ones who do though 😌 TrainSen 0 Blaming me for shit, you can fuck right off 😡😡😡😡 TrainSen 0 Blasting made in the am while it's raining is the perfect thing ahhah it's just that kind of mood that matches rainy days 😂 I'm so happy LOL TrainSen 0 @BlazeFyre Goodnight Beautiful TrainSen 0 @blbtmblues2 jeez, can't a woman lie in bed looking across at a gorgeous man listen to him say he loves her without people getting judgy 😂 TrainSen 0 Blessed is an understatement.. Seriously so grateful for everything & everybody in my life 🏿 ❤️ TrainSen 0 Blessed is an understatement you are my idol Mo 👑 TrainSen 0 Blessed to have been on the Fall Retreat! Had a great time with some great people and got some great pictures 😊 TrainSen 0 Blessed to have this man in my life! Can't wait to see what the future has in store for us #love ❤️ #bestfeelingever TrainSen 0 #blessed to live in a place with real, authentic Mexican food TrainSen 0 Bless my mom, I'd die without that woman TrainSen 0 @BLGranucci @apoure25 Should be pretty easy to switch of the livery. Just grab some paint for the winglets and you're done. TrainSen 0 #Bling my official single for #WorthTheWait is dropping next week! #BMS TrainSen 0 @blobyblo @realmithrajin @Tukutz81 we cant wait to see you guys in our sunny island! 😁 have a safe flight! ✈️ TrainSen 0 Blocked me because she could not handle the truth :'D TrainSen 0 Block That Ass So You Know Its Real 😭 😭 😭 😭 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Bloody chuffed with todays purchases. TrainSen 0 bloody liars too, said they follow you if you have the banter TrainSen 0 Bloody love the fact that @leicestercity are top of the league (and I know diddly squat about football ) TrainSen 0 @BluAmethyst these gods weren't worshipped in the way wet understand religion today. I am agnostic atheist tho TrainSen 0 bluandorange : caligraphunky : Younger Kane's hair has been an elephant in the room for too long, and I TrainSen 0 @BluberCo All citizens. All Races. All lives matter. Criminals can't hide behind the history of their race. Thank you officer. TrainSen 0 @Blue70517 aw that's awesome! Thank you, Cathy! you're one of my best friends in the whole world too 😊 TrainSen 0 blunts & a deep conversation with an open-minded individual TrainSen 0 @Blurple_ but can we talk about this act of kindness from my customer? like I really do wish I could thank her and hug her bc she's amazing TrainSen 0 @BMoore5300 shit wish I did 😂 TrainSen 0 @bnvntrx @BieberBonerz i guess so but they will probably break up again right? I'm trying to look at the brighter side of things haha 😀 TrainSen 0 @bob_bates13 -- yeah I'm going to work at @WAVY_News in #Virginia! My last day is 11/29. TrainSen 0 BOBBY F WITH THE SWAG @Roberto_Firmino TrainSen 0 @BobGreenburg @ETNreisenweber have to be more positive Bob. I see great things happening TrainSen 0 @BocaDreams97 well you should, it's one of the best ideas TrainSen 0 @bodyslambbq Very nice! I haven't had time to smoke anything in the past few months. Which is a damn shame since it's been so nice out. TrainSen 0 @BofA_Help no chance in hell. I have been waiting on a deposit to clear since last Wednesday. And have been tld it wont clear until this fri TrainSen 0 @BofA_Help you're motivating me to open my own bank thanks TrainSen 0 @BoltBrewery congrats on the amazing little Italy tasting room - amazing food, even better beer TrainSen 0 Bomb Explosion Kills Couple Having Sex In A Car TrainSen 0 Bonfire tonight should be great 😊 TrainSen 0 Bon Iver - " I Can't Make You Love Me " TrainSen 0 Bon Iver is playing through the house while I'm just laying on my bed. Haven't felt this peaceful in a long time. TrainSen 0 Bonnie ain't built for this shit. She can die for all I care TrainSen 0 @bonnielazzara @gamegirl404 @claudia_cpucci @HavanaVIC It's going down well tonight. I think Friday nights are made for drinking! Lol TrainSen 0 @Boobies1971 sorry I was only obeying your order to thank you mistress I will punish myself TrainSen 0 @Boogie2988 We know you respect the audience man You proved that you're trustworthy. Fuck them. Want to insult them? TrainSen 0 BOOKSHOPPING AT NIGHT YAY (ps I paid for my books I am a strong independent woman ) TrainSen 0 Bored is a understatement TrainSen 0 Boring Tl Only Prince, Mandana and #BB9 oh God 😞 TrainSen 0 Bose now chatting up with dylan, he must be telling him not to tackle me TrainSen 0 both me and babygirl woke up in a happy mood today ☺️ hopefully it stays like that's & nobody fucks it up. TrainSen 0 BOTH our Christmas books are on this list! Yay! TrainSen 0 Bought a mahogany teakwood wallflower for my room and now my whole house smells like men TrainSen 0 Bought Marvin his 3 month membership today And then went to a 5 for 25 sale at urban so I guess today was successful TrainSen 0 Bought some fruits, so yummy, the first thing that I usually eat in the morning. stay healthy, my dear friends! :-) TrainSen 0 Bounce with me Bounce with me!? TrainSen 0 Bounty Killer pokes fun at the greatest one night Reggae event on the planet. TrainSen 0 @bournemouthrfc : Please RT The Synergy of Success, build a business relationship with @bournemouthrfc " @RussellRJH TrainSen 0 Bout to walk on stage but heavy heart for people in Paris.. no words do justice. Prayers tonight with you TrainSen 0 @bowdow55 they talked about her many times... I can't say all in here... you need to watch it by yourself TrainSen 0 @BowtieBeej hilarious. You calling yourself mean. Very cute kid! I gotta start harassing my sister. I wanna be an uncle. TrainSen 0 boys suck focus on school & get ya money up bby girl TrainSen 0 Boy this is going to be an adjustment. Good thing I'm a great morning person! #biggirlpants TrainSen 0 @BoyToySelenator but whateva i ♥ all da songs & im super excited TrainSen 0 @BoyWithTheToast @CatnippMellark I started hyperventilating, I could not handle what was coming 😭 TrainSen 0 Boy you can call my phone at 4 in the morning, boy you can ride shot gun everytime I'm rolling TrainSen 0 @BPD_Kitten That's awesome (genuinely ). I've seen how much you struggle on here so definitely something to be proud of ☺ xx TrainSen 0 @bpolitics yet #Trump thinks putting businesses into a 'blind' trust run by his kids is the solution! Voters are blind if voting for him! TrainSen 0 @brad_currao you almost had me on that one before you said NOT TrainSen 0 @Bradersb12 @iAmKwesiAppiah @MrDickoDotcom @EnochNaniAndoh I only have one thing to tell all you boys for tonight. #maytheforcebewithyou TrainSen 0 Brad just Trynna enjoy a smoke and got locked up. Shame on that lawyer! TrainSen 0 @Brad_Lee_Lee correction. The CAT was running along side the road then almost ran in front of the car. I didn't try to hit it! TrainSen 0 @Bradley_Simmo I wish I was more like her... #jeremykyle TrainSen 0 @braelynbianchi imy to come to the game next week! Lol TrainSen 0 Brain says he won't be making anymore transfers :( #exciting TrainSen 0 @brainwarts Idk I couldn't get into the second season the first was great though maybe I'll give it a chance again TrainSen 0 @BrameHayden YAY IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU TrainSen 0 @BrandiatHeart I 3 you Kitten! Thank you sweetie you are an absolute joy and I'm so glad I met you :D TrainSen 0 @brandiderpin I actually just went to Vic by myself because I had nothing to do 😆 😅 TrainSen 0 Brand new and waiting for you! Don't miss out on this opportunity, an amazing home with spectacular views across TrainSen 0 Brand new baby brother another big one in the family 9 pounds 11 welcome to the world vinnie TrainSen 0 Brand New Eaton Compressor 8 HP 60 Gallon Honda Gas Drive - Electric Start TrainSen 0 @BrandonTaughtMe oh yea cuz last time we had this weather there was an earthquake -_- TrainSen 0 @brandynburnette Thanks for following! Love your cover of some nights! Xoxo TrainSen 0 @BraveLittleDog " I guess you're right. " He pulled out a picture of Windy dangling by his foot from a tree branch covered in feathers. TrainSen 0 bravo is literally playing with fire TrainSen 0 @BraxtonMiller5 I've watched you since you were a freshman at Wayne. Following you for the last 8 years was unreal. Thanks for being a buck! TrainSen 0 Braxton Miller plays his final game at Ohio Stadium Saturday, something Urban Meyer isn't looking forward to. TrainSen 0 @BRBBlog I am negative by nature expect the worse then be happy when they do offer if they do TrainSen 0 brb gonna finish doing me homework TrainSen 0 Breakfest was A1 today TrainSen 0 Breaking a hymen while riding a horse doesn't count as loosing your virginity btw TrainSen 0 BREAKING : Bomb explosion at Redeemed Church kills 6 TrainSen 0 Breaking : Grass is greener TrainSen 0 #breaking #news : Glenn's fate revealed on 'Walking Dead ': It's been a long few weeks for fans of " The Walking TrainSen 0 BREAKING NEWS : Investigation is ongoing on a fire that claimed 4 Tuesday night. Preliminary investigation shows it was intentionally set. TrainSen 0 Breaking the Cycle of #Stress #Related #Problems with Online Stress Management Classes at TrainSen 0 Breaking the rules #rebel #BrusselsLockdown TrainSen 0 Break out the #umbrella 'n #rain gear - rain arrives late tonight into Tuesday, 1 " to 3 " expected TrainSen 0 #BreakThroughInLodhran They did everything to keep him out, but Allah says truth always prevails. TrainSen 0 @breana_karrat you know I'm not gonna flat out tell you and just say say you need to watch the next episode lol TrainSen 0 @breannadache bitch... so then you just braid your hair down and leave a teensie bit of your hair out in the front to blend? TrainSen 0 Breathing feeling good this morning TrainSen 0 @breegorham @alanagrubbs_ wow you're such a good friend sticking up for her TrainSen 0 @breelovesbeauty Cambria I love your night routine! Thanks for making a great video even though you've been really busy! Your very awesome TrainSen 0 @Breewainscott hehe I love you 😘 TrainSen 0 Breezy morning in ATX with awesome weather rolling in. This is what makes it running worthwhile. TrainSen 0 @brendaneliasss Would you mind giving me updates re : the game?! I want to know... thanks, Branden! Hehehe! Love you! 😝 TrainSen 0 @BrendanFevola25: Wow weeeeee. Great decision " dont hold back #nofinesinbushleague! TrainSen 0 Brendan Rodgers to Real Madrid? He is a fluent Spanish speaker and is a fan of the free flowing football that Florentino loves #RealMadrid TrainSen 0 @Brentd86 @coasterchitchat Shocker. Were the ops trying to get it dueling? They tried to get the second half of my ride to duel, but failed. TrainSen 0 @BrentRivera IKR I can't wait I'm so tired of school TrainSen 0 @bretmanrock how you gonna charge your phone or anything? 😖 TrainSen 0 @Brett_Swindell @DaveSittler used to sit in the east end zone with my dad to watch games while growing up. #memories TrainSen 0 @BretwardEH lol that sounds familiar. I'm just watching the warriors game chillin, so not THAT bored TrainSen 0 @BreyonDior @Sld____ how she twisting her lips and the bang lol TrainSen 0 @BrianaSolorzano not ALL of it. I kept waking up and falling back asleep. Plus I saw that stats and highlights okay 😐 TrainSen 0 @BrianGWalker but they got some of the rawest beats in the game and they be hollin so it go lol TrainSen 0 @brianmontiel Could you explain how you think " slut " any more dehumanizing than mocking guys for not being able to get laid? TrainSen 0 @Briannamaire_93 haha tomorrow might be another story but she's never been a fan of anything cold so I'm not shocked. TrainSen 0 @BriannaMass exactly why I can't wait to be out of highschool. TrainSen 0 @brianna_monett if you say so bestfriend TrainSen 0 @briannapierro LMAOO Ohh the bus, I don't even know where I can get on one TrainSen 0 @bricktotaldrama why am I forbidden to follow you? TrainSen 0 @briconroy 😂 😂 my credit card has a $700 credit limit sooo 😁 TrainSen 0 @brielarson After watching Room and Short Term, I can say confidently you're the best actress alive. Keep making awesome films! You rock! TrainSen 0 Bright side is Neymar or Messi will have to have this summer 😊 TrainSen 0 Brilliant game of #WLeague football - it's 0 -0 at half time of #MCYvBRI. Tune in to the second half : TrainSen 0 Brilliant gig at Southwick Social Club tonight! Thanks to all who came :-) — feeling fantastic TrainSen 0 Bring back my blue hair TrainSen 0 Bring back our trophy. Come on mates #DaveSaves #MUFC TrainSen 0 Bring back Playdium 😢 TrainSen 0 Bring back the summer so me and @alexiaschrans can tan nude in my backyard 😂 TrainSen 0 Bring back what once was mine.. 🎈 TrainSen 0 Bringing up racial ethnicity in sports debates does nothing for your arguments. It really doesn't @stephenasmith. Love you man but common man TrainSen 0 Brings Back ‘Happy Memories ' TrainSen 0 @brisbanebroncos I think so. I don't remember him being very good though. #clearly #lol TrainSen 0 Britain will be in EU forever : Brussels boss Juncker scoffs he will NEVER let us leave TrainSen 0 British people are amazing and very entertaining x ). Hopefully visiting with my sister soon xx TrainSen 0 @britneyspears Could... YOU literally tell your boys that you are being hugged forwarded by Adam Lewis in Colorado TrainSen 0 @britneyspears @G_Eazy love you as much as you love each other TrainSen 0 @britneyspears good morning britney ☀️👧👑🎤🎶 hope you'll be smiling 😄 from the time you wake up till you close your eyes 😊 I love you xo 😘💕 TrainSen 0 @britneyspears Hi Britney Follow Me on Twitter, love you New album Glory, is perfect, TrainSen 0 @britneyspears I love you girl but damnnnnnn. I'm gonna stick to listening to your album. Key word listening. TrainSen 0 @britneyspears I love your album soooo so much! it makes me so happy and want to dance lol #GloryOutNow TrainSen 0 @britneyspears I love your new album #Glory 💜💜💜 The QUEEN is officially back! I've been a fan since #BabyOneMoreTime TrainSen 0 @britneyspears its a miracle if u'll notice me, i love you so much TrainSen 0 @britneyspears love you 💙 I'll never get over this TrainSen 0 @britneyspears MB running and jogging is better than hikes eliminate more toxins if it helps maintain body mind and soul more healthy siBEBE TrainSen 0 @britneyspears @MTV @britneyspears Our life our queen Our joy our sun our idol Our love is love you Britney 😍 😘 😍 😘 😙 😚 😘 TrainSen 0 @britneyspears no Britney we should thank you for an incredible performance. We love you so much. A night to remember 4 sure ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ TrainSen 0 @britneyspears. Not for your beauty or fame, those are a big part of you. But for the person that's inside of you, your a 1 in 100 million TrainSen 0 @britneyspears " Oh Shit " was just my response to this photo!!! #HotToBoot TrainSen 0 @britneyspears Original Make Me video better be one of those things. TrainSen 0 @britneyspears still waiting on the day when I log in & scream my lungs out seeing you on my followers list TrainSen 0 @BritneySpears that in the near future people won't be able to put themselves out there unless they are going to respond because of you TrainSen 0 @britneyspears this one is the best second album of you ever ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ TrainSen 0 @britneyspears your very sexy in the video @britneyspears i love you TrainSen 0 @brittany_boyd94 @Sisnor16 do we know how to clear a room or what? TrainSen 0 @Britt_Ghiroli wow he NEVER does that... #Sarcasm TrainSen 0 @britt_saunders I'm super excited for your daily uploads in December TrainSen 0 @_briwarren Kobe is worse than Russell on defense, and is a negative on offense. TrainSen 0 @BrizzyVoices Here is my best Toby Determined voice. Hope you enjoy. #impressionsforbrizzy TrainSen 0 Bro I love going to school seeing all my friends and shit 😹 TrainSen 0 Broken leg problems. Going out for tea tonight and no other trousers fit apart from old baggy jeans. A genuine case of nothing to wear! TrainSen 0 @BroknHeadphones Ignorance could be bliss, but as ELO sang, don't walk away TrainSen 0 Bromance is the key #deepthought TrainSen 0 Brookes : Saints players never doubted Warriors could be beaten TrainSen 0 @brooklynpalmerr happy birthday brookey 👸, have an amazin day my darlin. Love you lots xxxx TrainSen 0 Broo my shit had to be so funny I was a child lol TrainSen 0 Brother just shows up at my work 😊 #hownice TrainSen 0 Bro you ended that dudes career with that hit @fanky_9 TrainSen 0 @_brreee @_deecastle don't trip yall. Season 2 in the works 😂 TrainSen 0 @bruce_arthur @adamwetstein : @bruce_arthur 5 shutouts tonight glad the NHL got that lack of scoring problem under control TrainSen 0 BRUH HE JUST SLAPPIN THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE LMAOOOO TrainSen 0 BRUH IM SO DEAD 😭 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 Bruh im tired of hair i need a trim and somebody to braid me cornrows. TrainSen 0 Bruh people really be leaving the house and smiling with friends and taking pictures and shit, that's incredible to me TrainSen 0 Bruh Physical therapy was rough today! TrainSen 0 Bruh these little mama memes got me weaaaak. Done had me rolling all weekend some suck but some funny as shit 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😩 TrainSen 0 Brunch then workout, then workout, then workout, then eat again ahah #challengeaccepted TrainSen 0 #BrunetteSexGoddess @JennaSativa you really made my day by following me. I was never followed by a celebrity before & appreciate it very much TrainSen 0 @brunomars I heard. Your version of all I ask and it was amazing TrainSen 0 @BrunoMars I'm like still madly inlove with you & its been 7 years now (-': TrainSen 0 @BrunoMars your mom loved you, and she still love you. And we will love you forever. TrainSen 0 bruuuuuuuuuh the epitome of black mothers right here. Lmfaoo " And Guess what? You finna get a Mf ass whoopin " TrainSen 0 @bryan1996callum good stuff! I no cant wait for the season to start! Nice one! We will sort some dates and see wots best for u guys! TrainSen 0 @bryanglenn24 No sir I have not. He does a good enough job scaring himself on his own. #GoGreen TrainSen 0 @bryantluna_ LMAO not you bestfriend 😭 TrainSen 0 @brycepugh @mistergoats which means I will totally NOT avoid obvy. #Rebel #DontTellMeWhatToDo TrainSen 0 Bryson tiller-two hearts been stuck in my head all damn day well the ending like dammiiittt 😞😞😞😞😞 @brysontiller 😩 😩💙love his music shit TrainSen 0 @BSchweinsteiger @ForeverUnited01 @ManUtd thanks you Basti. We love you and want you to stay. You'll surely get your chances TrainSen 0 @BSchweinsteiger @ManUtd I love you so much. I'm glad you are respecting your talent and drawing boundaries. Come to MLS. Much respect here. TrainSen 0 B*tches be like " Forever Alone " when they texting 40 n *ggas, fucking 17 n *ggas, and DM 'n 23 n *ggas, you might be alone but yo pussy ain't! TrainSen 0 @btchinlashton I love you so much hehe TrainSen 0 BTS this morning shooting with @AlwayzTherro #magazine Such a great start to my day! #DECEMBER ISSUE TrainSen 0 BTW, I saw #MockingjayPart2, it was great, though it felt like they cut a 6 hour movie in two, and I felt it was a bit anticlimactic, TrainSen 0 @btw_ItsMeDaisja okay not hoes just bandwagon 📝 I'll write that down for next time lmao TrainSen 0 Btw, we're not comparing ourselves with other uni (s ). We just wanna give our best for everyone. That's all 😊 #AIB15 TrainSen 0 @bububustos I really need to watch what I say lol. But it's good to hear I'm not the only one. I'll text you next time lol. TrainSen 0 @buchshelf they're a very good r &b (i guess that's the right genre ) group from like the 60s and 70s, v nice. look them up, u may like them. TrainSen 0 Buckle knows when I'm trying to pay off my credit card because every time they increase my credit limit 😒 TrainSen 0 Bugger " doesn't do it justice... First Fleetwood and now Marseille. Oh Joey! TrainSen 0 Building a C2 structure in schools can help continue the important conversation at the community level. #abed #actlocalimpactglobal TrainSen 0 Built a new night stand for my room going with the rustic look. I off set the top a little to give it a cool look. TrainSen 0 @Built_Ford_Tuff I dont even consider you the passive person you be getting on my shit on the time TrainSen 0 @Built_Ford_Tuff @jodaaddy @Elididthat_ on me! That nigga's breath would smell like shit at 7 am in the morning. Like, I don't get it 😂 TrainSen 0 @Built_Ford_Tuff shit why not that means I got people following the movement ✊ TrainSen 0 Bulls gonna stop GSW winning streak tonight boy #BullsBitch TrainSen 0 Bullshits always ganna be bullshit TrainSen 0 Bullshit you a mfn lie, you built on hoe shit. TrainSen 0 Bulls will hand the Warriors their first loss of the season and break another winning streak. TrainSen 0 Bull Was Really Bms This Morningg TrainSen 0 Bullying is no joke! Nov16 -20 is #AntiBullyingWeek. Stand up & be a good friend #bethechange TrainSen 0 Bummed to hear some " I'd vote but I'm not 107ist ". I'm proud to be 107ist. Love to hear from folks on what's not working #107istBoard #RCTID TrainSen 0 Bummeerrrr I forgot to wear my Dr. Dre beat headphones to class today TrainSen 0 Bummer, that means #kygov will have a dark cloud hovering over it all beginning in summer, on bright side, not TX. TrainSen 0 @Bunkledoodle there have always been some wars in the world all my life, I used to pray for world peace but I think it's an impossible dream TrainSen 0 Bunny Mack - My Sweety My Sugar (Let Me Love You ) - this goes down at hall parties TrainSen 0 @BurdsIVue @BirdKaity I can always count on my soul sister to appreciate my hilarious memes 3 TrainSen 0 @burlivesleftnut @Chellie2shoes @falconvein I'm supposed to be watching a tv show right now so I can't respond to ur dumb videos TrainSen 0 @Burnt_Out_Darth : #IWouldSleepMoreBut I have too much fun using Jedi mind tricks. Now that is just fucking hilarious. TrainSen 0 Burnt the shit out of my hand, not fun TrainSen 0 Burnt the shit outta myself today but had fun doing it. TrainSen 0 Bus explosion kills 13 Presidential Guards - Caught Offside TrainSen 0 Bush couldn't make it to the GOP convention because he's too busy trying to blow up the levees in New Orleans again. #tcot TrainSen 0 @busibeeee it was a good roast if it made me cry GG TrainSen 0 @businessinsider @Bourdain I eat fish any day of the week. What a stupid comment TrainSen 0 @businessinsider it was either money or influence, little changes in this world without one or the other TrainSen 0 @businessinsider Which is why he wants to write books like @POTUS, not appear in too many commercials other than @omegawatches TrainSen 0 @business I praise everyone who is peace-loving and wants to help improve the world. In the end shouldnt give a damn whether someone is TrainSen 0 #business Japan's industrial output resumes slide, sinking 1. 2 percent, amid weak global... - Washington Post #news TrainSen 0 Business meeting was successful 😌 now to get my pedicure done I need a massage! TrainSen 0 Business Strategy (The Brian Tracy Success Library ): Business Strategy (The Brian Tracy Success Library ) by Br TrainSen 0 @busterbrown72 I go to races with a 28 year old & confuse him with references to losers/winners I backed before he was born.. #aftertiming TrainSen 0 Busy morning dealing with two offenders who were arrested after fighting on Hanley town centre. Both charged & bailed to stay out of town. TrainSen 0 Busy night in work... Sheesh! Bed now then #HappyBirthday to our BabyK! (Gotta stop callin her that... She starts school next week! ) :( TrainSen 0 But also probs being a disappointment to my favorite professor 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 But anyway, onwards and upwards. #COYS TrainSen 0 but anyways i cant wait until black friday haha getting something nice hopefully haha TrainSen 0 But can beat them hands down in Dumb Charades. RT @Outlookindia Can't Get Into Slanging Match With Political Leaders : PM TrainSen 0 @ButchFistcrunch that's awesome :) TrainSen 0 .. But down in Miami the weather gets extra hot down here 😒 TrainSen 0 But everything that glitter ain't gold, the grass ain't greener I've been told TrainSen 0 But guess who's going to go back right away to get it pierced again? Me TrainSen 0 BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BABY @Michael5SOS I HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING DAY SUNSHINE 😘 ~K #MTVStars 5 Seconds Of Summer TrainSen 0 But how many people would rather see former CIA Director J. Woolsey hanged by the neck until he's dead? #justsaying TrainSen 0 but I can beat you at swimming TrainSen 0 But I did that tho 🇸 can't believe I'm a Marine I'm too blessed thank you for all the support and the love TrainSen 0 bUT IM IN A PARTY FULL OF CHILDREN. TrainSen 0 But in another life, I will make you stay.. so I dont have to say you were the one that got away ♡ TrainSen 0 But instead I feel like I'm one of the strongest mf standing. Don't shit phase me 😂 😂 😂 😂 built to last and I'm not talking Ford TrainSen 0 But is it too late to try? TrainSen 0 But is this subtle deceit by Western arms dealers or stupidity of Govts who are swayed by them? TrainSen 0 but I swear to god if my fucking history teacher gives us a stupid question for the essay I will lose my shit, I already hate her and one TrainSen 0 But it also reminds me how much I love school and international relations... incase I start to forget. 😐 TrainSen 0 but I think his free flowing football would over come the physical side of it but was not going 2work TrainSen 0 but it is seriously hot down here were probs gonna get 40 *C this weekend :( TrainSen 0 But it's my sisters party so i don't want to ruin that with my shitty day TrainSen 0 But it's not like I wanted to skip, I hate missing class TrainSen 0 But it was Saturday night, I guess that it makes it all right. TrainSen 0 But man, if your soul asks for something that you truly need, the universe will have you. TrainSen 0 but my attitude savage is shit TrainSen 0 But nothing is flowing then. Free flowing football from the Super Eagles now #NGASWA #2018WCQ #GOtvLiveMatches TrainSen 0 BUT NOW IMA BE ON MY NIGGA SHIT... SAY WHAT YOU NEED TO... it could be " how was your day " Ima be like WYM? TrainSen 0 but on a real. I go out at weekends and think somethings not right misting something TrainSen 0 But on the bright side, guess who's going to Boston this summer! TrainSen 0 But on the bright side look what I'm listening to #mtvstars 5 seconds of summer TrainSen 0 But on the bright side there are 28 weeks 3 days and 14 hours until summer TrainSen 0 But seriously you should all go to sleep 😇 X TrainSen 0 but she always tries to have a conversation while I've got junk in my mouth and I can't talk TrainSen 0 But sometimes I also think that it's not wrong of a couple to scumb to passion! So, I judge that moment, but obviously don't hate it! TrainSen 0 Butt grabbing when being kissed... yessssss TrainSen 0 but the boys have never laughed so much in an interview THANK YOU TrainSen 0 but then I laughed because I remembered Michael went clubbing the next day TrainSen 0 but there is a lesson you learn that they don't when you have to learn to do it for yourself. ❤ TrainSen 0 But they hardly get proper controversial on this show. But let's see sha. TrainSen 0 Butt hurt gamers are crying in the comments cuz no bo2 for the rc.. 😂 TrainSen 0 #Buttler is an absolute joy to watch in this kind of form #SpecialTalent #PAKvENG 🏏 TrainSen 0 But uk beliebers on the bright side the purpose tour might be in our summer holidays 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 #PURPOSETOUR TrainSen 0 But u people who smoke 2 packets a day, if u can carry cigarretes with u, u can also carry mints too! Us receptionist can't deal woo shame! TrainSen 0 But watching you stand alone, all of my doubt suddenly goes away somehow. TrainSen 0 But watching you stand alone All of my doubt Suddenly goes away somehow One step closer A Thousand Years #OTWOLTheProposal TrainSen 0 But we know this could never happen... lol! #GoBlue TrainSen 0 But... what's the slot on the right for? #Business #Copywriting #funny #fail Do better @ TrainSen 0 buuuuut I love the fact that I'm finally home 😻 TrainSen 0 buying panties at pink can be so annoying bc once u think u finally got some w/o writing on them u check the back they say shit like " eat me " TrainSen 0 buy me records and write me love letters and send me flowers and go on coffee dates and watch the office with me TrainSen 0 Buy your goddamned Larkin Hype Train T -Shirt already. You have no good reason not to. TrainSen 0 By definition, grace cannot be earned, yet I constantly try to earn it like grace is mine to take and God still lovingly graces me. TrainSen 0 @ByeCorn bet. Wife want a new dress for this lil shindig. Looking forward to it. TrainSen 0 By investing in people today and giving Ontarians the support they need to get the right skills and the right TrainSen 0 @ByLizSawyer @StarTribune - I drive drunk = I get arrested. I vandalize = I get arrested. Fighting for unlawful acts to be " okay "? Huh. TrainSen 0 by me Christmas sock, fuzzy socks, AND fuzzy Christmas socks and you can get a hug TrainSen 0 By showing the hand sign, it means that she is strong and brave enough to hold the oxygen pump and do all by TrainSen 0 By the looks of my house this morning everyone had fun last night 😂 TrainSen 0 by the time I get home I scan but don't really engage I just want to zzzz TrainSen 0 @Cabellizer girly. You just need to watch what you say. Some people don't take it as lightly as others. TrainSen 0 @Cabellizer she isn't " launching her solo career " she's still in Fifth harmony so stop TrainSen 0 Cabin in the Woods udah release! TrainSen 0 Cafe del Marr provide you with an excellent menu, sit outside and enjoy the sunshine! TrainSen 0 cailiin asked : i've been following you for less than a day and you're already second in my tumblr crushes at TrainSen 0 Caitlyn can you come to 200 and speak to a resident. " Goes to 200, " Whatcha need sweet pea? " " Oh I just wanted a hug. " 😍 😭 TrainSen 0 @caitruby_ky it's fine I'd definitely rather be learning discrete math TrainSen 0 @caitykrone so happy for you and so glad to hear of your good experiences! TrainSen 0 @caitylotz one person in all these photos recently is pulling a nice reverse flash imitation Haha love it! Cant wait for #legendsoftomorrow TrainSen 0 @CALAHj_fOO was being a downer this morning. I text her morning she told me to suck her penis :( TrainSen 0 Calculating how much gas money it'd cost me to drive from here to CA and it's about 450 one way sigh TrainSen 0 @CaldwellKeaun thanks for sharing The Real Kwells, have a great Friday :) (insight by TrainSen 0 caleb rivers || pretty little liars TrainSen 0 @Calfreezy when you post a pic at peak time and it doesn't bang TrainSen 0 @californiatori it's a long process but i used YouTube mp3 converter and downloaded it, and synced it to iTunes. do you get all of that? TrainSen 0 Call in @ 646 -478 -4372 & join us in the chat room as we chat w/ author @ritetorite on TrainSen 0 Calling girls needy eh, he keeps it classy TrainSen 0 Calling me a chimpanzee bitch where? TrainSen 0 Calling One Direction 'rock ' is an insult + an absolute travesty on the part of your publication @RollingStone TrainSen 0 Calling this epic would be an understatement! TrainSen 0 Call Lil Yay Yay Pistols Automatic Foolin TrainSen 0 Call me a masochist, but I really wish my classes were harder. I cant wait for cellular microbiology and ethnobotany next semester TrainSen 0 @CallMe_KP24: " Really excited to play K -State, old Big 12 rivalry. My whole family will be there. " #MIZ TrainSen 0 @_callmetantan @traprena we gonna do another one tho lol TrainSen 0 @CallumGrainger7 our coach had to play today too, stupid shitty cup rules, could be worse, skirlaugh lost 6 -7 TrainSen 0 @calogero_rizzo Good night Calogero 🌼💌🌃 I can't sleep now l should study 😉😪☺ TrainSen 0 calsgang : IM LAUGHING SO MUCH I just got back from shopping and I saw the nerf gun lying behind the sofa TrainSen 0 @Calum5SOS are you aware that you are a 2x gold medal swimmer TrainSen 0 @Calum5SOS goodnight Beautiful. Love you (: TrainSen 0 @Calum5SOS hi love, i know it's still early and you're asleep, but i love you and want you to know that ♥ TrainSen 0 @Calum5SOS I can't wait to see you on Friday hope you're having a great time on tour love you TrainSen 0 @Calum5SOS I dare you to read Throne of Glass. If you finish it, let's discuss the cool things that happened in the book. TrainSen 0 @Calum5SOS if i ever get a puppy i'm straight up naming it calum/hood TrainSen 0 @Calum5SOS i hope you're doing great and getting enough rest, bub. can't wait to see you perform again. i love you. TrainSen 0 @Calum5SOS I'm proud of this drawing so I show it to you. Isn't it cute? TrainSen 0 @Calum5SOS I really love your new profile picture, I think it's the best you ever had TrainSen 0 @Calum5SOS i would love for you to reply to my message on Facebook TrainSen 0 @Calum5SOS lol Nash is fabulous it suits you well cuz you be all about that bass love you cal have fun with the new bass TrainSen 0 @calum5sos not to sound really creepy but I could watch you and listen to you talk for years. TrainSen 0 @Calum5SOS thanks for helping me get through suicide thoughts and depression without you my life would be empty thanks for saving my life TrainSen 0 @Calum5SOS thanks my camera roll is literally filled with this beautiful creature TrainSen 0 @Calum5SOS two week 'hiatus' and that hawaii was fun to explore. i love you endlessly and you mean the whole world to me. TrainSen 0 @Calum5SOS why haven't you noticed @vastvocals yet? She absolutely loves you TrainSen 0 @Calum5SOS you're so talented. I'm so proud of you. you're amazing. I love you so much. TrainSen 0 @calumgirwl bang bang eh a musica da anitta ne #MTVStars 5 seconds of summer TrainSen 0 Calum has his nails painted black, what a day TrainSen 0 @Calum_J_Watson it took real gut to stick it out, a true test of character it felt like TrainSen 0 @calumscottmusic Thought I'd share a pic of you and my mum who you met in Costa this afternoon she said your lovely! TrainSen 0 @CalvinHarris feat @rihanna " This Is What You Came For " music video has reached 3M Likes on Youtube! TrainSen 0 @CalvinHarris I have tried to tell more than one thing. I can not even speak to people. TrainSen 0 @CalvinHarris looking in Good you man much style 👌 oh yeah TrainSen 0 @CalvinHarris Still waiting on the day when I log in & scream my lungs out seeing ur profile saying " Follows you " ❤ TrainSen 0 Came home to a full fridge of Heineys and Stellas, Mama Dank is a saint 😇 TrainSen 0 Cameras On Tha Spot So You Know Its Real TrainSen 0 @camerondallas 2/10 you bright my world like nobody does you always make my days better when I'm in my depression everyday I worry to much TrainSen 0 @camerondallas Awwwww you're such a good friend though TrainSen 0 @camerondallas Cam, I know that your birthday is tomorrow so I just wanted to let you know that because of you I dont have any panic attacks TrainSen 0 @camerondallas can't wait till ur show come out and till I start the vlogs TrainSen 0 @camerondallas continue with ur original channel because I love all ur vids TrainSen 0 @camerondallas @CristinaChiperi HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY HUSBAND. YOU ARE THE REASON OF MY SMILE. THANKS SO MUCH 😢 😍 ❤ TrainSen 0 @camerondallas Don't change for anyone. You are perfect just the way you are, Funny,caring and goofy. I love you ❤😍😘 TrainSen 0 @camerondallas Good because patience is the key. God will put everything in its place like it should be. I love you Cam ❤️😍😘 ❤️ TrainSen 0 @camerondallas Good Morning, How are you today? I just want to say thank you for making me smile everyday. Your the best just remember that. TrainSen 0 @camerondallas goodnight for you and good morning for me :( i'm going to school love you TrainSen 0 @camerondallas goodnight i love u wish i could meet u but im still waiting ill always have ur back and when u fall ill be there to catch u TrainSen 0 @camerondallas haha she bad just came on my playlist and im dancing like crazy whilst trying to do my homework lol this is what u do to me TrainSen 0 @camerondallas HAPPY BDAY TO THE MOST GORGEOUS AND KIND PERSON IN THE WORLD. ILY TO THE MOON AND BACK LITERALLY ❤️ +22 TrainSen 0 @camerondallas HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope your day goes great! Don't let anything or anyone ruin it, because today is your day! LOVE YOU! 💕🎂🎉 TrainSen 0 @camerondallas happy birthday love you lots u make me smile made this for u of evary I had screenshot off u ly ❤️ 🌍 😂 TrainSen 0 @camerondallas happy birthday my boy 💖 have an amazing day and enjoy your day🎉🎂 te amo muchisimo cameron #22TimesILovedCam TrainSen 0 @camerondallas hi I'm I to the point of view and TrainSen 0 @camerondallas how did it end up like this it was only a kiss it was only a kiss TrainSen 0 @camerondallas how is it you're birthday it's the 7th I thought it was tomorrow?? Unless I confused it with someone else TrainSen 0 @camerondallas i am still at school, wait for me i'll be back at 2pm and i will cook for ya. miss you already boy x TrainSen 0 @camerondallas I can't wait to meet you... I love you so much, never forget TrainSen 0 @camerondallas i feel in love with you, because you loved me when i couldn't love myself. thanks for everything. i love you so much. TrainSen 0 @camerondallas I get surprised when I listen that you like spanish songs on your snapchat story💗I love you💗 TrainSen 0 @camerondallas I hate that I still love you even though you ignored my entire existence TrainSen 0 @camerondallas I just woke up 😊for me is almost 7 AM and I think for you is almost 12 AM right? Anyway Have a good night 😘 I love you ❤️ ❤️ TrainSen 0 @camerondallas I LOVE HOW YOU RECORD ONLY HALF YOUR CHIN AND UP IRS SO CUTE TrainSen 0 @camerondallas I love how you talk to your mother on the phone... it's so cute... I LOVE IT... ❤ ❤ ❤ TrainSen 0 @camerondallas I love you so much I'm going through a tough time and it would mean a lot if you text me. Please respond I love you so much! TrainSen 0 @camerondallas I love you so much 💙 You are an inspiration in my life. 💙And even when things are bad I will love you no matter what TrainSen 0 @camerondallas I'm going through very bad day indeed, it would make me happy this weekend? TrainSen 0 @camerondallas I'm in the notification squad and I'm one of the people to like first 😊 😊 😚 😋 😋 TrainSen 0 @camerondallas I'm sure the vlog was still just as great xo TrainSen 0 @camerondallas in 6 seconds of vine, 10 seconds of snapchat and 5 minutes of YouTube videos you can make me the happiest person in the world TrainSen 0 @camerondallas lol it is a phrase that my mom all the time says, have a great night! i love you. TrainSen 0 @camerondallas Love me like I love you please look at me as I look, hold me as I wish. TrainSen 0 @camerondallas me omg Im so excited for magcon love you!!!!!😘 TrainSen 0 @camerondallas Oh my gosh well thank goodness everything is okay & it was only a dream. You're such a good friend Cam ❤️ TrainSen 0 @camerondallas please follow me cam I love u more than the world. I love u more than anything. Not enough words to describe u 😍😗 😙 😘 😚 😍. #shameron TrainSen 0 @camerondallas Please make it be good news! Not news that will break my heart, I've had enough heartbreaks for the last 6 years man TrainSen 0 @camerondallas please so cute skpy name is Sadiqa. didi ❤️ ❤️ I will be sorry if you do not call You are my big dream fans TrainSen 0 @camerondallas pre birthday tweet HAPPY BIRTHDAY ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤😎 LOVE YOU SO MUCH. YOU'RE THE GREATEST EVER TrainSen 0 @camerondallas That's really ironic cause I was having a bad day then someone (@fifth_mendes ) made my day so much better. Perfect timing TrainSen 0 @camerondallas that wasn't the reaction i was hoping for 😕 TrainSen 0 @camerondallas we are the same age. I'm 2 months older then you but still love you TrainSen 0 @camerondallas we can't even wish you a happy birthday if we don't follow you bc people mistake us for posers, what a fucked up society😧 TrainSen 0 @camerondallas When you are in math class and you have no clue what the teacher is saying TrainSen 0 @camerondallas When you're trying to sing but you don't know the lyrics... TrainSen 0 @camerondallas who you & Rachel 👀 that would've been cute if you two dated TrainSen 0 @camerondallas wish me good luck, today it's my first day of school damn TrainSen 0 @camerondallas y'all better notice me sometime soon it's been a good 3 years of waiting ok luv u TrainSen 0 @camerondallas yes babe, we know it! I hope you have a great day ❤️ LOVE YA TrainSen 0 @camerondallas you are so inspired today 😌 I love you ❤️ and thank you. TrainSen 0 @camerondallas You is world : 🌎 My is world : Cameron Dallas TrainSen 0 @camerondallas You're such a good friend TrainSen 0 @camerondallas your such a lovable person TrainSen 0 @CameronOCTW though I met you and meet your band for my tweet to @olobersyko 😅 I loved it. I think it's one of my favorite bands right now. TrainSen 0 @camilacabello97 Hey lovely human, I'll always support you, no matter what.. Do all the things you want and don't let anyone stop you. ily TrainSen 0 @camilacabello97 hii bby I love u, hope ur havin a great day TrainSen 0 @camilacabello97 i hope youre having a great day! ♡ #IKWYDLS is amazing & im so excited for #IKWYDLSVideo 💫 follow me? — 21, 451 TrainSen 0 @camilacabello97 OMG I LOVED THIS VIDEO SO MUCH I'M CRYING RIGHT NOW TrainSen 0 @camilacabello97 @ShawnMendes When does this video come out? I cant listen to the song, stupid android phone #IKWYDLSAtMidnight TrainSen 0 @Camilla_Bean lmao I love you. I was really intimidated tho. like i'm 99 % sure that was drake lol TrainSen 0 @camilluddington look what about was my last high school english exam today... great way to start the #TGIT hmm? 😜 ❤️ TrainSen 0 Camouflage Elastic Band Rain Sun Umbrella Hat 13. 4 Inch Long Green TrainSen 0 @canaansmith since the release of #Bronco #Obsessed #twolaneroad has to be the next single, right? TrainSen 0 Canada mosque intentionally set on fire TrainSen 0 Canada's oil and gas advocacy group says it will drive technological innovation ahead of Paris conference. #ableg TrainSen 0 @CanadianBankin not really. SEC does this every year TrainSen 0 @CanadianBankin stuck in the past I guess TrainSen 0 Canadian Embassy in Washington, DC, it's quite an impressive building and was recently awarded Leeds silver rating. TrainSen 0 Can already tell this is gonna be a wonderful senior year #SENIOR2013 TrainSen 0 Can a man pamper a woman without her getting spoiled? Or is it inevitable? TrainSen 0 Can April 26th come any faster please TrainSen 0 Canary in the Code Mine. Can miners really learn how to code? " Great article. TrainSen 0 Cancer is a disease that involves uncontrolled mitosis. Hopefully, researchers will eventually learn how to turn TrainSen 0 #Cancer's are likely to have more " associates " than actual true friends. TrainSen 0 Can Democratic Socialism Pass the Electability Test? It Already Has TrainSen 0 Can Dündar announces he is stepping down as editor of Turkish paper TrainSen 0 @canehdian6acon I can certainly have a rep reach out to you anytime after 6AM EST to check this for you. What time is good for you? ^ne TrainSen 0 Can feel the feet pulsating... slow one... because my resting heart rate is circa 45bpm TrainSen 0 Can he just hug me to forget all the bad things we've been threw 😩 😩 😭 TrainSen 0 Can I connect from the depths of my mind to my soul, reconnect in my dream you and I intersect, you bring affection, peace and respect TrainSen 0 Can I have someone to hug now? I really cannot take it le! TrainSen 0 can i hug you " " of course " :( TrainSen 0 Can I join a ladies only gym, if I say " I'm really intimidated by muscle-men, & I'm definitely NOT a pervert "? TrainSen 0 Can I just have a really long hug right now TrainSen 0 Can I just #not do this? TrainSen 0 can i just say you guys need to watch youth express if you wanna lmao bc of sunggyu's reactions and facial expressions :(( TrainSen 0 Can i just shove this freaking up your ass like really TrainSen 0 can i like sleep for a week pls im so fucking tired TrainSen 0 Can I remind you I'm a senior in a class full of children who act like a bunch of five year olds. TrainSen 0 can I send DMs til I get home from work? TrainSen 0 CAN JANUARY 13TH COME ANY FASTER PLS TrainSen 0 Can @LaurissaMae & @shaniakay32 wake up already, I'm tired of just laying in the dark 😂 TrainSen 0 Can my birthday come any faster 😭 1 month and 2 weeks away 🌬❄️ TrainSen 0 Can never find anything in the morning #bestdayever TrainSen 0 can never hate on a pretty face, I love pretty girls but if u a two face puta lmao u ugly asf to me idgaf TrainSen 0 Can Next week come faster 😩 😩 TrainSen 0 Cannot fucking wait to play tonight. In love with the new rig. Streaming in 720p/60 FPS too! Who's ready to puke when I spin too much?! TrainSen 0 Cannot wait for lunch time I'm so fkn hungry 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 Cannot wait till i pass my test so i can take squad out on dates ❤️ TrainSen 0 Cannot wait to babysit my sweet baby Trinity this weekend 😍 TrainSen 0 Cannot wait to babysit this cutie pie Tuesday night 😍 TrainSen 0 Cannot wait to be at the Bruins game tomorrow night 😍 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 Cannot wait to get home and go straight to bed TrainSen 0 Cannot wait to get the hell out of high school. TrainSen 0 Cannot wait to graduate highschool with my A. A. yo TrainSen 0 Can one drink too much Prosecco? TrainSen 0 Can someone please explain that subtle smell you have on your clothes after you exit a #Starbucks? TrainSen 0 Can someone please tell me why it smells like poop in Lebanon right now?! Like seriously though.. #sogross? TrainSen 0 can summer come faster please TrainSen 0 Can't ask for a better summer day. Great weather! TrainSen 0 can't beat a bloody good roast TrainSen 0 Can't believe cross country has officially ended for the season but track season should be great! #Banquet TrainSen 0 Can't believe I drink too much, club too much at an early age bt no regrets, atleast when I grow older, I'm aware of all these shits. TrainSen 0 Can't believe I really signed myself up for a wintermester class 😑 BUT on the bright side I won't have to do summer classes 🌞 TrainSen 0 Can't believe it all started 4 years ago in HighSchool. I love you and happy anniversary @TobiAOmole 😊 😘 TrainSen 0 Cant believe i use to call you my " bestfriend " 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Can't believe my last convention was MD2 back in May. Next weekend can't come soon enough. Can't wait! TrainSen 0 Can't believe this fun, amazing, lovable person is turning 20. We love you so much 🎂 #HappyBirthdayMichael TrainSen 0 can't be mad if someone doesn't want you anymore, lol move on TrainSen 0 Can't breathe and my head feels like it's gonna explode. Today should be great TrainSen 0 Can't come any faster TrainSen 0 Can't even go to class today So Devastated TrainSen 0 Can't even sleep ugh TrainSen 0 can thanksgiving break come faster TrainSen 0 Can this day get any better? #sarcasm TrainSen 0 Can't join the party until I finish my homework TrainSen 0 Cant let none these " tuff " motherfuckers trick you out your freedom 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Can't move on with this ganap last night. So much kilig 😍 😂 You're so pretty & humble. I love you, Miss TrainSen 0 Can tomorrow just come faster? #please TrainSen 0 Can't recall the last time I've gotten a good night's sleep TrainSen 0 Can't sleep thinking too much been single for the longest time maybe it's time... TrainSen 0 Can't sleep. Watchin one more chance. Super relate. 😂 TrainSen 0 can't stand people who can't own up to their shit, like if you made a mistake fucking admit it, instead of blaming it on someone else TrainSen 0 Cant trust that bitches now a days thats what they like to do lie but yeah what not they trying to do some other shit but TrainSen 0 Can Tuesday come any faster so I can be gone. TrainSen 0 can't wait 4 the day i actually get 2 leave this shit life (*coughcough* December 24th, 2017 my 18th bday ) & create my own w/ the ones i ❤️ TrainSen 0 Cant wait @deepikapadukone Sent u lil something too.. C u Sunday Mastani.. Lots of love and I can't wait to c Tamasha TrainSen 0 Can't wait for after school 😩 TrainSen 0 Cant wait for a nice cold this eve ❄ TrainSen 0 Can't wait for convention 😊 TrainSen 0 Can't wait for highschool bball to start back up TrainSen 0 Can't wait for high school season ⚽️ ❤️ TrainSen 0 can't wait for high school to be over so I can find some people who have my back and value loyalty :)))) TrainSen 0 Can't wait for me and my girlfriends to be all successful and cute and shit. Meeting up every year on another continent. TrainSen 0 Cant wait for summer to come around again TrainSen 0 Cant wait for sunny deol #Ghayalonceagain TrainSen 0 can't wait for thanksgiving break 😅 im tired of school. TrainSen 0 Can't wait for thanksgiving break. School is stressing me TrainSen 0 Can't wait for the Cowboys game tomorrow it's been so long since I have seen my baby @tonyromo play #cantwait TrainSen 0 cant wait for the days i can plop into bed with the person I love and know that pants are completely optional TrainSen 0 Can't wait for the fight to start #boxing #Exited #CantWait TrainSen 0 Can't wait for them to announce who else will come to the convention TrainSen 0 Cant wait for the panthers color rush release TrainSen 0 Can't wait for this cough to go away TrainSen 0 can't wait for this world history field trip with my bff 😜 TrainSen 0 Cant wait @mainedcm to sing.. She has a nice voice #ALDUBSumptuousLunch TrainSen 0 Can't wait tell HighSchool Basketball Games come 😻 TrainSen 0 can't wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars TrainSen 0 Can't wait till he's older so me and John can babysit him ☺️ ☺️ ☺️ TrainSen 0 Can't wait till HighSchool Soccer Season Starts! TrainSen 0 Can't wait till I get home so I can take a shower and crash 😫 TrainSen 0 Can't wait till I get rid of this stupid android and have an iPhone again TrainSen 0 CAN'T WAIT TILL I GO BACK TO L. A FOR THE FAMILY HOLIDAYS #CANTWAIT TrainSen 0 Cant wait till next week when i'll be able to relax in a nice bath. TrainSen 0 Can't wait till this cough is gone. All I wanna do is drink wine all weekend TrainSen 0 Cant wait till tim hortons is done here gonna hardcore kill it breaky nice and early at 5:30 TrainSen 0 Can't wait till tonight when I can sleep again. This night I was to busy with school and I barely slept. DEADlines, I love you lots. #not TrainSen 0 Can't wait til the day I wake up in the morning and don't have a hacking cough anymore TrainSen 0 can't wait til this cough is gone & my whole voice come back like tf. TrainSen 0 Can't wait til this weekend 😫 #OneHellOfANight is Saturday 🙇 TrainSen 0 can't wait to attend the highschool career exploration in the sports industry at the wfc & then see @NHLFlyers TrainSen 0 Can't wait to babysit again. I'm sure he'll need a full demonstration of how to use the ball pond. TrainSen 0 can't wait to babysit Bliss these next two weekends ☺️ TrainSen 0 Can't wait to babysit Grayson. @Taylorr_1212 TrainSen 0 can't wait to babysit makayla Friday 😍 TrainSen 0 Can't wait to babysit my favorite twins Friday 😍 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 Can't wait to babysit my little Skye tomorrow TrainSen 0 can't wait to babysit on Sunday now TrainSen 0 Can't wait to babysit Samir omg ❤️ TrainSen 0 can't wait to babysit the twins 😌 TrainSen 0 Can't wait to babysit this weekend I've missed them 😪 TrainSen 0 can't wait to babysit ur kids one day @kaaatarinna TrainSen 0 Can't wait to be in Norman for the OU and TCU game tomorrow night! ⭕️ #SoonerNation TrainSen 0 Can't wait to be there for my first Republican National Convention! This one should be interesting to say the least! TrainSen 0 can't wait to fight these bandwagon hoes when Zayn drops his album 😛 TrainSen 0 can't wait to finish school & start my career 😁 TrainSen 0 Cant wait to get back to nice hot sunny England TrainSen 0 Can't wait to get home TrainSen 0 Can't wait to get home and have a brew TrainSen 0 Can't wait to get home. Coz I need to charge my phone! 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Can't wait to get home from school and crawl right back into bed TrainSen 0 Can't wait to get home now start sound checking my new system. Booooooooom! TrainSen 0 Cant wait to get home, snuggle up in my pj's with a nice cuppa ☕️ 😴 TrainSen 0 Cant wait to get home to clean and then take a nice long candle lit bubble bath and some @RonPopeMusic to calm my soul. TrainSen 0 Can't wait to get home 😪 why is time going so slow ffs TrainSen 0 Cant wait to get my life in class tomorrow 😍😌 #Dance TrainSen 0 Can't wait to get my " Only God Can Judge Me Tattoo " on my chest before I head to the Sucking A Billion Dicks convention this weekend. TrainSen 0 can't wait to get out of highschool TrainSen 0 Can't wait to get out the shocking general and into the oaks at 1 TrainSen 0 Can't wait to get these two tattoos 😻 TrainSen 0 Can't wait to get up in four hours TrainSen 0 cant wait to go driving tonight with @emma_flosi -_- #scared TrainSen 0 Cant wait to go home and indulge myself in a nice warm bubble bath :-) TrainSen 0 Can't wait to go in a couple of weeks! 🇸🇸 TrainSen 0 Can't wait to go to the African American history museum in DC TrainSen 0 can't wait to go to this dance convention Sunday 😝 TrainSen 0 Can't wait to go to work! #sarcasm TrainSen 0 can't wait to graduate high school wasn't fun TrainSen 0 cant wait to have such a chill break next week. thats gonna be sooo nice TrainSen 0 Can't wait to head home after class tomorrow! TrainSen 0 Can't wait to hear @LittleMix perform secret love song pt 2 live 3 that'll be the day TrainSen 0 Can't wait to hit some sick shots for @LuxEternity It's going to be a great time TrainSen 0 Cant wait to hit the gym later. Got alot of frustration to release TrainSen 0 can't wait to listen to a presentation about the history of Culver Stockton TrainSen 0 cant wait to live a nice undisturbed life with seven dogs and a gf working on a dream job that earns me a shit ton of money to see the world TrainSen 0 Cant wait to live somewhere warm and sunny all year. TrainSen 0 Can't wait to meet @iansomerhalder in December at the TVD convention in Orlando! TrainSen 0 can't wait to meet someone I'm proud to bring home to my parents TrainSen 0 Can't wait to meet @StephenColletti at the #OTH convention in March! TrainSen 0 Cant wait too sunday TrainSen 0 can't wait to play tonight TrainSen 0 Can't wait to play tonight after work 😉😉😉😉 TrainSen 0 Can't wait to play tonight! Debuting " The Black Mambas " 😈 TrainSen 0 can't wait to play tonight in the championship game with my favorite people ⚽️ TrainSen 0 Can't wait to play tonight in this beautiful weather TrainSen 0 can't wait to play tonight! #perthwinterfest TrainSen 0 can't wait to play tonight with and! gunna be outrageous #GlobalDanceFestival TrainSen 0 Can't wait to play tonight with the squad! #BLCHoops TrainSen 0 can't wait to post on insta for michael's bday tomorrow and have everyone at school be like lmao what TrainSen 0 Can't wait to read this. TrainSen 0 can't wait to recover from this bad cough. TrainSen 0 Can't wait to represent team Saskatchewan at the 2016 national games in Cornerbrook Newfoundland #sopumped #goingforgold TrainSen 0 Can't wait to see everyone in Dallas! Click here to learn more about the 2015 TAHPERD Convention. #TexAHPERD15 TrainSen 0 Can't wait to see @JordanCrosby_ later today #bigcuddle TrainSen 0 Can't wait to see more stories like this! 21 -year -old delegate to attend Democratic National Convention @dallasnews TrainSen 0 Can't wait to see my son's face this weekend when we pull up to the Lego convention, he will be clueless #legoheads TrainSen 0 Can't wait to see the final product, good luck to Newark High School students! via @newarkadvocate TrainSen 0 Can't wait to see these girls at convention tomorrow TrainSen 0 Cant wait to sell my rusty voodoo for a nice clean one #GTAOnline #LowriderDLC #PS4 TrainSen 0 Cant wait to show up to school with my car pool tomorrow... He's a freshmen TrainSen 0 Can't wait to skip school for ice fishing 😩 😩 TrainSen 0 can't wait to switch out of AP U. S. history next semester TrainSen 0 Can't wait to take my first pole class on Monday! #soexcited TrainSen 0 Can't wait to wake up to it snowing next year 😻🐻💙 @UNC_Colorado #GoBears #futureschool #cantwait TrainSen 0 Can't you get here any faster? Come and fight me, I'm the master! TrainSen 0 can u believe that people still use gay as an insult? imagine being so immature and stupid... wow TrainSen 0 Can we all just take a minute & appreciate the blessing that was @nickjonas's performance at the AMA's tonight? TrainSen 0 CAN WE APPRECIATE THIS VIDEO I TOOK OF SUZANNE AND AMANDLA BLESSING EACH OTHER 😭 feels af TrainSen 0 Can we bring back even little maknae kookie? Yahhhhsbnsbs TrainSen 0 Can we please talk about Harry's muscles? I love being dead 😏 #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 Can we skip this whole " college " thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling " TrainSen 0 Can we talk about this abortion Liv & Fitz. Not this I love you, no I love you more argument TrainSen 0 Can y'all pronounce this shit? It says disodium, dihydrogen, ethyleneuhhhwhatthefuck " IM CRYING 😂 TrainSen 0 Can You Actually Pass An Anxiety Screening Test? TrainSen 0 Can you be ment to have a soul mate but as a bestfriend? If so I found mine TrainSen 0 can you like 14 answers of @taylorjonhson98? thank you so much ♥ — Shoo. -Mallu. TrainSen 0 Can you name these seniors who will be playing in their final home game tomorrow night? #BeatTCU TrainSen 0 Can you not fucking piss me off thanks TrainSen 0 Can you pass a global financial literacy test? TrainSen 0 Can You Pass A Reality Show Psychological Entrance Test? TrainSen 0 Can You Pass The Sociopath Test? TrainSen 0 Can you please make Bea Miller and Jacob Whitesides lockscreens? (Like of them together ) Thank you 😘 ❤️ — Okay -h TrainSen 0 can you see them cutting Demario? Probably not right? TrainSen 0 Can you smell freedom yet? Because tomorrow when I get home, I'll have it TrainSen 0 Can you stop snapping me? TrainSen 0 Can you tell me what are the title of lay solo/ost song. Thank you 😆 — u mean the one inside his movies? n_n TrainSen 0 Can ziyah hurry up and come already 😩 😩 😩 I can't wait to meet you 👶🍼 TrainSen 0 #Capricorn hates spending a lot of money but if its something they want they don't care how much it is. TrainSen 0 @Caradelevingne I support you from Japan <;3 Please follow me ❤Do you know how i love you? :) 143 xxx TrainSen 0 @CaraLopezLee Cara --real thanks for you RT -- --thanks for sharing my blog on " Health Scare of the Week " TrainSen 0 @carapacing as i was typing this tweet there was another one TrainSen 0 Car bomb kills five and injures 15 in Iraq as horrific security footage shows moment of explosion #News TrainSen 0 @CardChronicle I swear to christ I was just about to tweet this to you as a joke. TrainSen 0 @CardChronicle " Magic " just botched a 4 -on -1 break that led to a UNF 3. Know your role. Give it up big man. Playing really well though. TrainSen 0 caring for someone who could careless about you is exhausting TrainSen 0 @carleypeace. " Democrat?!?... more like DemoCRAP! " you and ur caring about people, gays and pregnant women incl.. How silly! " TrainSen 0 @CarlieStylezz marriage tip! Been married 17years! be quick to forgive, never go to bed mad, always love each other unconditionally ❤️ ❤️ 😘 TrainSen 0 @carlwebber whatever plans you have scrap them. There's nowhere I'd rather be TrainSen 0 @CarlyHoulihan : " I went to college right after high school, I got almost a full box of wine in the fridge, life is good! " #CantGetMuchBetter TrainSen 0 @carlyraejepsen @AppleMusic Thank you for coming into my life and for have bring me more positivity and more happiness. I love you TrainSen 0 @carlyraejepsen mamshie, are you making music videos for the songs in your Emotion Side B album? I'm so excited. TrainSen 0 @carlyraejepsen Thank you for coming into my life and for have bring me more positivity and more happiness. I love you TrainSen 0 @CarnellisReal32 my house with alllll my friends bahahah TrainSen 0 @caroliinekelley aww you love school how sweet! TrainSen 0 @Carra23 arsenal lost, man shitty losing good weekend for mufc get philosophy right LVG TrainSen 0 @carreramae @Morning_Joe @MSNBC @POTUS you know better to tell me that i do my home work on her i will dm u ltr but i dont want her in WH TrainSen 0 @carrieffisher i think the term you're looking for is crazemazing :P she was great though! TrainSen 0 @carrielsunday ooh! If so, that'd be awesome. I really enjoyed doing this, and it was just on whim sitting there with nothing else to do. TrainSen 0 Carrie underwood always keeps it classy I love it. TrainSen 0 Carrie Underwood bags Female Country Artist at AMAs - Times of India TrainSen 0 Carrying a back full of book, a purse full of notebooks & a soccer game #KillMe TrainSen 0 Carter : " I made a friggen mess " I really need to watch what I say 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 @CartoonCornerWB okay can we at least have subtle hints? TrainSen 0 @caseyannestern I did like an hour ago, was checking out your pink nikes ;) TrainSen 0 @caseyoakes25 " it's nice to be back with Chloe again " She said looking over at her TrainSen 0 Cashew was given her first hug.. now she can't stop hugging back. My hear TrainSen 0 @cassiebunje thank you for an amazing night and to everyone else that helped 😍 most fun i've had in a long time TrainSen 0 cassie is back in the hospital. she didnt get more than 2 days at home. what a rough few weeks TrainSen 0 @cassparks yeah I was wondering if that was going to be on the list. :) TRANS FASHION TIPS FOR LONG BUS RIDES would be awesome. TrainSen 0 @cassrobot Oh okay, it's not a guy being creepy. TrainSen 0 @casssidyrosee : I absolutely love Kanye's voice " @VanessaHaimerl TrainSen 0 @catbling it's a shitty day because everyone's having fun outside and i'm just staying at home TrainSen 0 Catching them... i dnt giv a fuck if u do, i do too jst dnt fucken get caught 😠😠😠 TrainSen 0 catching up on this season of #TheWalkingDead in time for the episode tonight? #challengeaccepted TrainSen 0 CATCH ME AT DA LATIN GRAMMYS WIT MY CONNECT... #MRWONDERFUL TrainSen 0 catch me at the Cerritos football game tomorrow night supporting my boys 😇 TrainSen 0 Catch me laying in the dark on my phone every night ✌️ TrainSen 0 @cat_cowan Ha! It seems to be a popular idea. And I'm not surprised you're on board. You've got good taste in Doctors ;) TrainSen 0 cat// my cat is so much prettier than i am tbh TrainSen 0 @CatShade Takes a deep breath and shares a subtle nod. A hand slowly ran along her golden locks and without making eye contact she TrainSen 0 @Caty135 ive been drinking eggnog since mid october lol TrainSen 0 Caught between being really excited for the snowstorm and wanting to hibernate for the rest of winter TrainSen 0 Cause av got the cold a need to rub that olbas oil on ma chest and sleep wae a hoody oan feel like a blacko but it smells gid an am warm TrainSen 0 Cause happiness is a choice. Hello there judy! #challengeaccepted TrainSen 0 Cause he's my MCE, all day this one @Baba_Ka_Okuhle ♥ " @Teerz_World : Why Is Yo Bae Not Your MCM/WCW These Days? " TrainSen 0 Cause I can't stay here, if there's no love. #onrepeat # TrainSen 0 cause I'm only 15 & I'm only getting better 😈 TrainSen 0 Cause I'm so tied of seeing these tuff ass diaper booties y'all terrible. TrainSen 0 cause I need extra money. And Idk honestly, that's why I'm contemplating. I'm waiting for his ass to leave TrainSen 0 Cause I really don't care. TrainSen 0 Cause I would just HATE to violate the dress code again. TrainSen 0 Cause my body so numb, all I do is kill pain. All I do is smoke loud, put them to shame. TrainSen 0 Cause that wasnt creepy at all #sarcasm #YouKnowWhoYouAre TrainSen 0 Cause we all share the Universe.. We should learn to live in Harmony & Peace with each other & the nature. This is a necessity, not a dream. TrainSen 0 cause ya girl get distracted easily TrainSen 0 CAUSE YOURE SUCH A PRETTY FACE BUT YOU TURNED INTO A PRETTY BIG WASTE OF MY TIME TrainSen 0 @cavenigger yay! So happy for you TrainSen 0 @Cav_TRF Interesting stuff Cav - Good luck if you're playing. TrainSen 0 @cayholbrook @APHfortheBlind well done on another fantastic conference, feeling inspired by new collaborations and our community #GITWL2015 TrainSen 0 @Caz_Davis thank god for that, I was going to mention your personal hygiene but I'll leave in now. TrainSen 0 @CBCCanada that is one of the best ideas brought forth. Suppliers would have to abide by rules equally. Tax would be collected better. TrainSen 0 @CBCMorningShow @CBCNews @NahlahAyed @EMauroCBC he is not a'mastermind ' stop giving him credit. He's an organizer & that is being generous TrainSen 0 @CBCRadioNoon To those who would shame we non helmet wearers I say : " Spend your time shaming those who smoke cigarettes ". TrainSen 0 #CBC & @TorontoPolice both part of Pension Ponzi Club TrainSen 0 @cb_gale00 My much loved rescue. Yes you are right Yoda... lol 😁 TrainSen 0 @cbrick89 ahahahhahahahaA im dying right now TrainSen 0 CBS 11: This Week In College Football : The Best Coach You Never Talk About TrainSen 0 @CBSNews A humble suggestion 4 Americans. DO WHAT POLICE ASK YOU TO DO. IF YOU HAVE A GUN LET THEM KNOW. DON'T TOUCH THE GUN. Simple right? TrainSen 0 @CBSNews Between her reckless email behavior and that crooked foundation, even if elected, her problems are just beginning. Totally corrupt TrainSen 0 @CBSNews did you bother to say that is a lie or are you too afraid to fact check? TrainSen 0 @CBSNews @mike_pence @realDonaldTrump It will be the first time in over a year. Trump has become famous for his lies. TrainSen 0 @CBSNews See the faces of What's her name behind him and the guy next to him when he speaks his so called jokes? No morals in his soul... TrainSen 0 @CCBB_ox Yay, did you get to go to a show? That's awesome :) Glad you're feeling good enough for it at last xx TrainSen 0 @CChapman94 well my friend works there and it was confirmed it was a bomb 😂 TrainSen 0 @ccpowell12 wow you followed me TrainSen 0 @CdoubleOP_13 they just think you look cool. 😉 TrainSen 0 @Cece_Flowers98 @lynerzzz my name means full of life smh TrainSen 0 CEC girls hockey team with a good fight against Proctor/Hermantown last night, but fell 4 -1. Lady Jacks are young, but fast. Getting better. TrainSen 0 Celebrate cooler weather & the fruits of #fall with this #DASANISparkling sangria! #Yummy TrainSen 0 Celebrating National Vegan month at Roots and Fruits in Leeds - superb menu, wonderful happy food - yummy! TrainSen 0 #CelebritiesOnlyBlackPeopleKnow his name was " pops " in everything he played in TrainSen 0 @CeliacBeast #CATBHoliday Sounds delicious. Love the allergy safe chocolate TrainSen 0 @Cened City lost the moment they paired Mangala and Demichelis. So yeah you are a shitty team TrainSen 0 @CentCaps i just watched match of the day, great start. TrainSen 0 Central Valley Meat has come under intense scrutiny, especially after it was revealed that the company is a major TrainSen 0 CEO of Camping World says Erik showed great sportsmanship on and off track TrainSen 0 @CeoRugby the hazelnut is yummy, particularly in decaf, you get to taste it & feel soothed without feeling wired lol #midlandshour TrainSen 0 Certain people aren't built for certain shit. TrainSen 0 certain songs bring back all these memories & its just like woah TrainSen 0 Certain US folks claim to be Christian, but if you have no faith and are scared of people you should help, that's not a good example at all. TrainSen 0 Certification test today 😫 I pray that I pass but I know I got this ☺️ TrainSen 0 @cesc4official hope you stay at Chelsea. You are such a great player. TrainSen 0 C 'est weird, " just one of many great turns of phrase on the bilingual cell phone call happening behind me #eavesdropping #GObus TrainSen 0 @C_Floresss thank you love. I know our future is so bright. This is just the beginning. Can't wait to introduce you on stage at convention ;) TrainSen 0 @C_gucciganja come down for it, 3 weeks away TrainSen 0 @ChairmanL actually I usually bring coloring for long flights and right now adult coloring books are all the rage so, yay! I guess. TrainSen 0 Challenge #8 for #GPEDC outlined by @Verheul_Jeroen : prepare a successful 2nd High Level Meeting in Nairobi, Kenya TrainSen 0 #challengeaccepted in #Bremen tonight ; " Get your Wig'ed Game on " Done! #WickedGame #ChrisIsaak TrainSen 0 Champagne, breakfast, a walk and then some beer makes for a great start to the day. Even tho it's 4:14pm TrainSen 0 Champingthebit : These weather people keep promising " cold " fronts & they never happen... #southflorida TrainSen 0 Chance keeps waking up and falling back asleep in like 10 seconds and I don't think he realizes I'm right here awake too 😂 😂 😂 😂 I love you TrainSen 0 @chancetherapper and his brother @_TaylorBennett just released a new song " Broad Shoulders " TrainSen 0 changed the pitch and I'm... dead 😍 TrainSen 0 Channel 28/ 29/ 16/ 18/ 31/ 50 is the best channels n only thing I watch on cable TrainSen 0 @chantaaallll_ @victorr_lomelii I roast victor hella good you don't even understand TrainSen 0 @ChantelleeN__ i ain't about that short relationship embarrassment life TrainSen 0 @Chantepoule @britainelects @menburke the press are fair to him - hes his own worse enemy. Most polls are negative for him TrainSen 0 @chantkoech @kabetes Juma is not fighting individuals but the character which is looting of public coffers! he is not personal. Correction TrainSen 0 chanyeol is fucking gorgeous i love my boyfriend TrainSen 0 Chapel A you look so gorgeous & twinkly & pretty especially @CasaMiaGroup. & @KithandKinCA Love driving towards the sparkly willow tree! TrainSen 0 Chaps, I hate to be the one to break the news, but I am not sure we can get away with this anymore TrainSen 0 Charge my phone and take a nap TrainSen 0 @charlesprotege I love Jersey parties cause everybody is dancing and not just standing around looking for ppl to fight like in Chicago TrainSen 0 Charlie & I are drinking together. But we are in two different houses. Lol @cscharles89 TrainSen 0 Charlie just came in the house saying that the neighbors have just got to know his secret. he walked out of the house and yelled I love IA! ❤️ TrainSen 0 @CharlieMDay i hear the career opportunities there are really good TrainSen 0 @charlwhiteex it made my shift 10 times better, I love you xxx TrainSen 0 @charzbrantie good job only me and you know what that means lol TrainSen 0 Chat shit get banged TrainSen 0 @Chazz4you thank you! I greatly appreciate it! Peace and blessing to you and yours! Have a happy thanksgiving #janfam! TrainSen 0 @Cheadle_Town_FC thank you for the reply. No problem. If any players in your club who are 16 -18 who maybe interested then please let us know TrainSen 0 Checking in from a manic day and loosing our #DudleyHour virginity. It's almost Friday! How are you all? #GetSomeWoM TrainSen 0 Checking out and ready to go home! Need to get some work done! TrainSen 0 Check out client videos over this upcoming Thanksgiving week — feeling blessed at DPilates Physical Therapy and Yoga TrainSen 0 Check out " ITS HOT DOWN HERE " by Joint_Account - TrainSen 0 check out jWillzVa new song #Balance prod. by me TrainSen 0 Check out Liam's cool Wish @CARandDRIVER TrainSen 0 Check out my freq tracer tutorial I swear on me mum it's useful TrainSen 0 Check out my new song! TrainSen 0 Check out our blog for some great events happening at the #LOTO for the holiday's! TrainSen 0 Check out the half time stats from #ElClásico with #FCB leading Real Madrid 2 -0 at the break TrainSen 0 Check out these 12 awesome Thanksgiving traditions. What family traditions are your favorites? TrainSen 0 Check out these awesome #deals I found in store at #Target this week! #Great #deals on #Febreeze, personal TrainSen 0 Check out this Android character. Make your own at I FINALLY LOOK COOL! TrainSen 0 Check out this awesome best of #NCS mix by @PixelMusic_! 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I've seen the first one like 3 times i love it but i need more TrainSen 0 Chelse finally rewarded for what probably has been the greatest display of free flowing football in the PL by any team this season. #CHENOR TrainSen 0 Chemistry is honestly the most boring thing on this earth eughh TrainSen 0 Chemistry is kind of fun TrainSen 0 Chemistry is not fun! 😓 😓 TrainSen 0 @CherLloyd i can't go to your show in Argentina bc its too expensive, I hope I will meet you in the street or something:( I love you so much TrainSen 0 @CherLloyd I wake up waiting for listen your songs, this make me so happy TrainSen 0 @CHerrera1106 I know. This sounds like #whitepeopleproblems though. Niggas 14 -0 bummed out. Lol Foh TrainSen 0 CHERRY IS AWESOME SHE BROUGHT ME TO BARCELONA AND IM SO HAPPY SHES MY COUSIN CAUSE SHES THE BEST AND AMAZING TrainSen 0 Cherry on top of a great day:-) #sarcasm TrainSen 0 @Chet_Kincaid On the drive to go live in OR we should keep coming back to ABQ for the cheap gas. 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Check : #HotOnthePress #OneLove TrainSen 0 Children learn from seeing what others do so it's important to show them love, hope & strength #MotivationMonday TrainSen 0 Children's TV star says sorry for scaring Sussex shoppers : A CHILDREN'S TV presenter has apologised to Worthin TrainSen 0 Child Safety : Small kids can drown in sinks, tubs, toilets and even half-filled buckets! Make November a water-safe month in your home! TrainSen 0 Chillin ' with a game of Rock Band 3. Fun times to be had. TrainSen 0 chill night, good laughs.. very much needed. breaking night watching a movie w/ my loves.. Goodnight tweethearts :-* TrainSen 0 Chilly out today, will be lighting the fire as soon as I get home for sure gotta love Irish Weather 😁 TrainSen 0 China must move to contain housing market " bubble, " central bank economist says TrainSen 0 China's iOS, Android growth up more than 400 % in last year according to Flurry. Chile is 2nd at 279 %. TrainSen 0 China watchers are about to get their next big dose of clues about the economy's health TrainSen 0 Chinese food please haha #hungry #midnightmunchies TrainSen 0 @CHINOXL I appreciate you blessing me with another verse. And best of all, glad my Lions got the W! TrainSen 0 @chintskap sir please once reply me TrainSen 0 Chippy for tea tonight. Excellence choice in my eyes TrainSen 0 @ChipTowersAJC Thanks for the correction and apologies for the error. TrainSen 0 Chivalrous meeting leads to 60 years of successful marriage for Cheltenham couple | Gloucestershire Echo #couples TrainSen 0 @ChloeBennet4 I agree with you and the rest of the MCU crew. Trump will set us back 50 years. If he does I'll stand and fight with all of u TrainSen 0 @chloedeadmanx hahah, she's a lovable person TrainSen 0 Chocolate covered fruits are so yummy & I'm craving some rn 🍎🍏🍓🍫🍫🍫 #ediblearrangements #godiva TrainSen 0 Chocolate is pretty good to. I like it dark just like my roast. Milk chocolate is pretty good too. TrainSen 0 @chocopienarry @adrnazmn_ IVE GOT ENUFF OF THOSE BALLS FLYING ARD EVERYWHERE I SWEAR THIS BETTER BE TRUE TrainSen 0 @_chogyu13 @zhaokyu you dont have to say sorry. you are so very kind and i truly appreciate your friendship and help. Thank you 😢 TrainSen 0 Choleigh entertaining a room full of children in Wolverhampton this morning! Great work Choleigh! TrainSen 0 @choochoobear Yes, revisionist history books glorifying the KKK definitely shows how sorry they are TrainSen 0 Choose a telephone answering package that is right for your business. TrainSen 0 Choose a wrong person and at a wrong time, will be a big nightmare in our life TrainSen 0 Choose love always. Visit us : #love #gratitude -habitat TrainSen 0 Choose Sluts To Have Fun This Night TrainSen 0 #Choose your friend's carefully - Choosing good #company and avoiding evil influences #help us to stay on the right path TrainSen 0 Chores done now time for fun! TrainSen 0 ChosenProdigy " my hair is long " TrainSen 0 @ChrisABiersack love this cover so much. Looks like an awesome band family of rock n roll brothers 😄 TrainSen 0 chris_brony : Mlp__rarity65 i am not a kid i am 19 AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT U hey TrainSen 0 @chrisbrown and that girl isn't together that's why I didn't post it up. I had it early but I know Chris get down. They're just friends... TrainSen 0 @chrisbrown hey u I would feel better if u called me! TrainSen 0 @chrisbrown I love the fact that you now sound human TrainSen 0 @chrisbrown im tryna ball witchu my dude TrainSen 0 @chrisbrown I wish to see u I am also a musician TrainSen 0 @chrisbrown Mike Tyson giving you the best advise you could ever have TrainSen 0 @ChrisCheney23 Thank you.. It is the best gig I have been to this year. Just WOW. TrainSen 0 @ChrisChristie is such good example is a Christian. TrainSen 0 @ChrisEubank I'd be late for my own wedding if @ChrisEubank was on telly more! He's so interesting and can be so amusing too TrainSen 0 @ChrisEvans almost liked that for the first part only... go pack go TrainSen 0 @ChrisEvans i don't know how you do it but the sound of your laughter is amazing and it brings light to my life, i love you. TrainSen 0 @ChrisEvans – The tweet I've literally waited the whole day! TrainSen 0 @ChrisEvans Ur video made me cry. Stay strong, honey. Dont push yourself too hard. You're a super human being for being you. I love you. TrainSen 0 @chrisg_smith @BillySangster I thought it was interesting (& amusing ) hearing how your thoughts process as you record the podcast TrainSen 0 @chrishazemusic @james_darkin couldn't be any more excited to hear the new song 😁 😁✌️ 😆 #LetUsBeHeroes TrainSen 0 @chriskkenny I am really sick of puffed up wankers like you. You contribute nothing positive to our society. Waste of O2 & bandwidth. TrainSen 0 @ChrisNRC Just getting super good at the ROAST. I GOT CHU. TrainSen 0 @chrissayssoo_ you know what i mean stop playing dumb... why you mad then? Cause she on tv doing the T -Mobile booth so tf what? TrainSen 0 Chris Smith has put together quite an impressive and amazing Evolve Photo Book. Click on the link and preview it. TrainSen 0 @chrisssyheree bandwagon hoes go be like " exchange " TrainSen 0 @Chris_Stark visiting an old school mate in Bath, roaaad trip! should be great fun. Will give you a weather update while I'm there 😀 TrainSen 0 @chrissyteigen @DishNation worthless whore is still a worthless whore & will never amount to anything without him TrainSen 0 @chrissyteigen I look forward to your tweets. One of the few reasons I joined twitter. TrainSen 0 @chrissyteigen @johnlegend lol love love love you too the cutest family ever. The perfect example of true happiness TrainSen 0 @chrissyteigen what you say matters a lot more than you think it. Keep on bringing awareness to such important causes. You're amazing TrainSen 0 @chrissyteigen You mean you want a President who actually helps people when their houses are above water? TrainSen 0 @chrissyteigen your tweets actually give me life. I love you TrainSen 0 @christian1_ana Goodnight bb. Beautiful edit xoxo TrainSen 0 @christiancarguy thanks for following and God bless you and your family TrainSen 0 Christina Millian is mad pretty & she really got on live tv just to cry about his ugly ass 😑 😑 she's dumb TrainSen 0 Christ I should get some sleep TrainSen 0 Christmas and Holiday Banners & Badges Set royalty-free stock vector art TrainSen 0 Christmas Auction ends this SUNDAY at 9pm! Don't miss out on a BRIAN MAY SIGNED CAP! TrainSen 0 Christmas can't come faster ❄️ TrainSen 0 @christmaseveMOV @JamesRoday I love him, my favorite actor 😍 😍 and my favorite show ❤️ ❤️ TrainSen 0 Christmas Gift Ideas :1. Your love 2. Your gratitude 3. Your time 4. #Purpose 5. A visit TrainSen 0 Christmas isn't the only event happening in London. 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Welcome back. Hope you are feeling well TrainSen 0 Chucking a sickie when u & the daughter r sick only a bit sick backfired. Now we r really sick #nodrpass TrainSen 0 @ChuckNellis blood pressure chuck blood pressure keep it fun attackers well that's the libs I like ya Cruz Trump Trump Cruz ignore assholes TrainSen 0 @ChuckNellis Im a Hoosier so I dont have to say nothing. Lol But would make for a Hollywood ending. Like him winning the 1st Brickyard TrainSen 0 @ChuckTheRhino So any particular ideas? What would you like me to draw of you and Adam? Making love on the bed? Showering together? TrainSen 0 Church is not an organisation you join ; it is a family where you belong, a home where you are loved and a hospital where you find healing. TrainSen 0 Church was GREAT though. 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More for Gemini TrainSen 0 @circuspizza you know me, I can come up with all sorts of silly conversations hehe// and I love bringing up past conversations too! TrainSen 0 #cities #bestfriends #girl #Salt Meet #girls #online : Meet Girls Online shows you exactly how to meet women onlin TrainSen 0 @CitlalyBenitez you cut your hair! I loved your long hair, but it's still beautiful TrainSen 0 @CityofJoburgZA got the answer thank you. TrainSen 0 🌃 City of Wonder 🌃 Thank you all for 1k followers, you guys mean so much to me I lo... (Vine by lunatic viper ) TrainSen 0 @CJ12_ undefeated! Thanks for being an awesome Buckeye and bringing a National Championship to Buckeye nation. Best of luck in NFL! TrainSen 0 @CJ12_ You will make a great player in the Canadian Football League. TrainSen 0 @CJHerod @alanawise_ @ErinMcPike @Reuters this is why potential candidates need to watch every single word they say! TrainSen 0 @cjrobbinss sadly babe I can only afford Monday 😂 just think two more sleeps and we can drink too much vodka xxx TrainSen 0 @cjsweckk dude yeah me too 😷😷 haha last night was great though ❤️ I missed you all so much! TrainSen 0 @ckgollap If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. #MarioAndretti TrainSen 0 @ClaretBaraba naweeee a smile and a hug are the best things you can ever give someone TrainSen 0 @clareward1 everyone else #idiot and #sarcastic TrainSen 0 @clarissagriff11 i can try my best to explain. you're going to need something that can record your screen. Hypercam is a good example. TrainSen 0 Class in session! I love school! I love learning! Such a geek! TrainSen 0 @ClaudiaCoul its so nice to see u updating ur bio each time u grow. Cant wait for 5 " 4 wow TrainSen 0 Clean car, new socks, warm sheets out the wash #bestfeelingever TrainSen 0 Cleaned, did laundry, and made homemade cookies. I'm going to make an awesome wife one day. TrainSen 0 Cleaning Eric's room while he's at work 😇 TrainSen 0 Cleaning my room.. Am I the only one who saved newspaper articles that I liked over the years? #pilesofthem TrainSen 0 Cleaning my room for this sleepover lol lord Angela better feel special because I have a lot of clothes in my closet 😭 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 Cleaning my room & I found all 3 of my mac lipsticks I thought I lost forever 😩 TrainSen 0 Cleaning my room is such an ordeal. It's that time of the year where I feel like I have too many clothes for comfort 😩 TrainSen 0 cleaning my room made me realize :1. i'm a box hoarder 2. feeling sad when i had to recycle all my boxes only validated #1 even more TrainSen 0 Cleaning my room makes me happy TrainSen 0 Cleaning my room takes quite a bit of time xD lol TrainSen 0 Cleaning my room tomorrow FORSHURE TrainSen 0 cleaning my room to prepare for the exams part1 #timelapse #gopro TrainSen 0 Cleaning our room while babe showers TrainSen 0 Cleaning out the fridge. How many 1/2 full jars of olives does one family need? TrainSen 0 Cleaning the house always puts me in a happy mood! 😊🏡 #mytherapy #acleanhomeisahappyhome TrainSen 0 Cleaning up after another successful Craft Sale on Saturday. TrainSen 0 Cleaning your house before the cleaning lady comes #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 @clearlybgrill yep shes moving down here on the 14th. Even got new kitchen and bathroom stuff so you know its real lmao TrainSen 0 Clearly devastated I missed R. I. O at Leeds TrainSen 0 *clears my throat and blushes deeply as my eyebrow twitches* well duh TrainSen 0 Clear your calendar now... @kevinolearytv joins our desk for the full hour today! You can't miss this #MrWonderful TrainSen 0 Cleveland 102. 1 started playing Christmas music. I'm very happy TrainSen 0 Clever people make me laugh TrainSen 0 ) Click below for a chance but hurry competition closes at midnight! TrainSen 0 Click here to visit the #linkup I added my link to : via @Mrs_AOK #ThankYou #Gratitude TrainSen 0 Click the link scroll down to Wednesday and click on Ethan and vote for my bro new song! TrainSen 0 @clifforisime and She is so above all the haters, and She is just so confident that is inspirational and I dont have to say any explanation_ TrainSen 0 @cliffski for me it was the gameplay in beta, was just a tad repetitive and not as inventive. The sound and atmosphere was great though. TrainSen 0 Clifton Paul Fadiman ~ I think we must quote whenever we feel that the allusion is interesting or helpful or amusing. TrainSen 0 'Clinton is winning': Trump's trade rhetoric starting to fall flat in North Carolina TrainSen 0 @CliveStanden wow that's awesome TrainSen 0 @CllrADransfield how much did the Fire Authority profit from intentionally withholding essential front line fire cover during the dispute? TrainSen 0 CL new song is awesome! #LOVE #HELLOBITCHES must watch and hear 😈 TrainSen 0 Closer is better @Charlie_rubio TrainSen 0 Close your eyes. Clear your mind. Take 3 deep breaths and just relax your brain 😌 #relax #breathe TrainSen 0 Close your eyes, sip your coffee and listen to the soft pitter-patter of the rain hitting the ground. 😌 TrainSen 0 Closing mosques and keeping lists of Muslims would never pass a court test, but saying it sends a dangerous message. TrainSen 0 Closing shift after a good dinner and hanging with my best friends.. gonna have a good night. (@ Target ) TrainSen 0 @CLOUTHIERJAMIE read @BillTufts book... Pension Ponzi to see what our financial future will look like TrainSen 0 CL released a trap song, cause guess what : THATS WHATS POPULAR IN THE USA RIGHT NOW you dont need to be Einstein to understand that TrainSen 0 @CMDausch nice work! don't forget they'll be back as Electron on 12/26 TrainSen 0 C'mon lads, make the Christmas music in Ditty free. You can't expect me to pay for what is basically royalty free music. @zya TrainSen 0 C'mon you pussies GUESS :) I will give you a cookie if you guess it right. TrainSen 0 @CNBC time to drop all @ATT stocks and @TimeWarner dumping there stocks as well TrainSen 0 @CNN actually I remember DJT helping the working people in Louisiana during floods while Obama enjoying golf course and HRC no where near TrainSen 0 @CNN Also, the world does NOT look to USA as a progressive country; the world looks to USA as the democratic republic it has always been. TrainSen 0 @CNN AMERICA THE REASON RACE'S TRUMP DOSE NOT WANT LESTER HOLT TO FACTCHECK BECAUSE HE'S SCARED THAT THE TRUTH ABOUT THE LIES HE'S SAYING. TrainSen 0 @CNN A mistake is when you do right thing but it turns out wrong. American wars are deliberate and malicious. Human life is less important TrainSen 0 @CNN Am I the only one who couldn't care less about Hillary's e-mails? Would she really be saying incriminating stuff through email? TrainSen 0 @cnn @andersoncooper why r u offering me Trump's campaign manager as a news source? I just discovered PBS news hour. I'm out a here TrainSen 0 @CNN And yet another racist promoted as hero by liberals. Look it up. History of hate & racism that cannot be tolerated. Remember Orlando? TrainSen 0 @CNN Another way of saying, I can't believe I lost. Suck it up butter cup. Own it. TrainSen 0 @CNN as a us citizen I'm not living in fear! We started 2 wars because of fear, trump would start the last war if elected TrainSen 0 @CNN because the crybaby communist intellectual is upset black people joined the fight for America and we all realized dems r true racists. TrainSen 0 @CNN black and brown ppl are being stalked by white supremacists making America great again and she wants to talk abt the Internet! GTFOH TrainSen 0 @cnnbrk Bring out the fire trucks and hoes those protesters down they have no right to block a road TrainSen 0 @cnnbrk @CNN Ryan made our country look so bad by behaving in that manner. Shame on you. I hope they ban you from future Olympic competition TrainSen 0 @cnnbrk does everything happens to trump or clinton have to cnn approval fuck off cnn TrainSen 0 @cnnbrk. I think all trump surrogates on TV should have to go they all are aliens from another planet. Weirdest bunch of people lie so well TrainSen 0 @cnnbrk it's backwards they didn't know or got confused???? Action TrainSen 0 @cnnbrk I wasn't there and if you knew how technology really can be manipulated then don't comment. Bet it wouldn't have taken this long TrainSen 0 @cnnbrk praying for the victims and ALL involved in this terrible tragedy TrainSen 0 @cnnbrk Standing behind a liar makes you as condemned as them... I would think about that as I reported and vote... The truth is the truth.. TrainSen 0 @cnnbrk Too little, too late, too insincere. Your real feelings were on display when you said it. TrainSen 0 @cnnbrk what the hell is wrong with some of you? "Ew, wtf", "but why use that picture".. MAYBE that's all the pictures they have access to? TrainSen 0 @CNN @CarolCNN other options exist for TV viewing that will be equally as awesome TrainSen 0 @CNN @CBS @MSNBC @ABC @NBCPolitics if the emails were hacked by #Putin via #wikileaks why are they even discussed, playing into their hands TrainSen 0 @CNN CNN is working to advance Hillary! They are biased! TrainSen 0 @CNN @CNNOriginals Unless they decide to up kids in same profession in my view it is horrible choice of profession legalizing it is wrong TrainSen 0 @CNN Destroy another white guy #christinebrennan is an ugly woman. Inside and out. #feministsareugly TrainSen 0 @CNN @donlemon please stop these people when they quote @HillaryClinton! Its a lie that Hillary talked about @realDonaldTrump HAIR. TrainSen 0 @CNN don't let the dour hit them in the ass good riddance TrainSen 0 @CNN For those of you who believe the polls have been honest... TrainSen 0 @CNN @FoxNews @CBSNews @ABC @MSNBC How about it's not that trump wants @HillaryClinton hurt just wants her & Washington 2 live like us?? TrainSen 0 @CNN Get used to those stripes, cuz you'll be wearing them soon TrainSen 0 @CNN Go tell these kids that have a life now that their seizures are gone that the thing that helps them isnt medicine TrainSen 0 @CNN Hold up they don't love you like I love you slow down they don't you like I love you. TrainSen 0 @CNN Hopefully they can determine what exactly happened that led to his shooting. I'm sorry for his family's loss. :'( TrainSen 0 @CNN. How many people of color are there? I only see one race of people. Remember, optic are everything right? TrainSen 0 @CNN how's third place treating you imbeciles? You are hacks and no one cares what you think or report. You are liars and irrelevant. TrainSen 0 @CNN id bet alot of clinton voters want to change their vote, idk why youre pushing this wont help HER TrainSen 0 @CNN I do not understand how we the American people do not see the monster he truly is. It's like looking at Adolf Hitler reincarnated. TrainSen 0 @CNN if someone offered anyone that works there millions of dollars to speak are they going to turn it down TrainSen 0 @CNN if you believe in Americas laws and values than you know Donald is right. If there is no penalty, there is no crime TrainSen 0 @CNN I guess they've become accustomed to being lied to! Change is difficult for many, even change for the better! TrainSen 0 @CNN I know a lot of people find this funny when it really is not funny. Hormonal changes are bad for both men and women. TrainSen 0 @CNN I'm a lesbian and I don't give a damn. Why must everyone make a big fucking deal about who they love? What difference does it make? TrainSen 0 @CNN I'm glad these guys make a good wage. But it baffles the mind as to why they make so much and teachers make 1/2 or less than them. TrainSen 0 @CNN I'm tired of this! maybe we (as humans ) don't have the maturity, responsibility, respect, and love of life to be TRUSTED with fire arms TrainSen 0 @CNN @IngrahamAngle Ask the white working class guy We R honor driven We R not like U Don't want to B U = Hillary TrainSen 0 @CNN is notorious for staging bullshit! Y'all have been caught lying probably more then all the other media companies out here put together. TrainSen 0 @CNN is that why she is repeatedly lying to the American people. What a hypocrite. She would not know the truth if it slapped her face TrainSen 0 @cnni the movement that helped destroy the black family from within TrainSen 0 @CNN it's very sad that this country is becoming as equal of a country as a third world. Because of idiots that have no respect for life TrainSen 0 @CNN i watch everyday, and so far i hear minimal positives about @realDonaldTrump! Come on stop being unfair about your coverage! TrainSen 0 @CNN I will never understand why we can't grasp the concept that we are all one race (human). We are ALL THE SAME! Race isn't a choice. TrainSen 0 @cnn @jaketapper talking about pay to play and you change the subject to trump?really?Lets stick to the subject not divert from the subject TrainSen 0 @CNN @JohnBerman am I the only one that thinks Obama is smug and don't believe a word that he says he could sit there and bold face lie TrainSen 0 @CNN like he's going to say yeah we did it! Lol TrainSen 0 @CNN @lisaling YES & mentally ill should b separated from rest of society -we r 2 politically correct 2 do it and 2 short on prison space TrainSen 0 @CNN @MSNBC @Morning_Joe having illegals afraid of just trying to have a decent life that even their status against the law or not. TrainSen 0 @CNN @MSNBC we need to keep asking him for his taxes instead of the birther issue in which we already know he lied. We want to see the taxes TrainSen 0 @CNN @NAACP but there was no problem when the same election system that voted in our first blk President twice TrainSen 0 @CNN Of course they do! Do your job and become a real news company! TrainSen 0 @CNN ok you cant trust what middle schoolers do. Freakin guys in my middle school snorted pixie sticks. TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics America not worried. Before November Hillary will be in Bellevue barking over & over TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics and it's Hillary who wants to take away your guns right? TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics @Arianedevogue This is the back door battle the republican machine is spending powerful amounts of money to win the office!! TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics @cnnbrk Guess she's planning World War III because WWII WAS the Biggest Jobs Program of that time period. TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics @cnn Has Trump found a way to blame Hillary yet? He seems to know all about it, kinda suspicious if you ask me. TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics @CNN @JDiamond1 America doesn't need a person who is acting like a child, trump is not the solution for this job folks! TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics CNN loves this posting! Seems they can't come up with anything better. Time Warner having bad publicity & disgruntled viewers TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics CNN promting lies and hate - no wonder the country is in ruins - the media is running it. TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics Damn right. Why do we have to take the trouble makers too? We have our own problems here. We don't need others. TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics He should - this is very much an issue in the American black community! I take NO OFFENSE so stop characterizing it as such! TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics @HillaryClinton Marco Rubio is a two face after all the crap he talks about trump now they are buddies TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics Instead of deleting gov emails or pleading the 5th? Cnn knows she is corrupt yet u push this BS! TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics I owe u $400 M. I say F U. You say, " I'll cut their heads off if you don't pay up! " I pay up. Is that a ransom payment? You bet TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics I think no, for what! he is not fixing any thing in there! JA. TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics just what come one want to have the codes TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics #LOL nobody kept a copy of those #emails 4 her? #CrookedHillary 4get what w/ in the emails she destroyed? Should of kept the HD TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics @LoriSums So @HillaryClinton wants the input from a bunch of morons? Shut up @timkaine until the election is over! TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics @MSNBC needs to find more info on @realDonaldTrump taxes. He hasn't paid any taxes since 2000. He's hiding a lot. Why audit? TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics @POTUS Too bad he did not give a better example. He has been delusional about his accomplishments, manipulative and misleading TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics Question should be raised is 'what took so long for this email to be disclosed?' Judicial Watch had to go to court for it. WTF! TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics Sage advice from the Tell it like it is guy Those of us that Love and Trust Hillary knows her Heart and wants America to see it TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics shame shame shame; In God we trust. Worship the Lord your God and only Him; love your neighbour as yourself. Stop war.. TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics Still nothing in NYC, NJ and MN terror attacks... cnn staying in the bottom for good reason. CNN working overtime to bury story TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics stop white knighting.. no one cares about your opinion TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics the only way Obama would have a legacy is if he did not support a crook like Hillary TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics The problem is their schools are sub par run by people that chase after their own betterment not those of the schools TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics This idiot flip flops on all his so called issues. WISHY WASHY. And he makes no sense at all. HE IS A LOSER. TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics Whenever I read the other comments, I need to punch my bag out TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics Why follow his every move?? Where is the news in that? So his plane landed, big deal! Will you follow the motorcade too? TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics yeah we get it, bought and payed 4. Who doesn't own her? Oh yeah American people TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics yes cause its all smoke and mirrors to make sure trump answers correctly and does not sound like an idiot TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics You don't need a header to know it's S or TS info. Any person can make that determination based on the content itself. TrainSen 0 @CNNPolitics You would think he might want to know what his new CEO thinks & who he associates with before he hires him, wouldn't you? TrainSen 0 @CNN POTUS didn't go to Louisiana. What not criticizing him like you did for Bush during Katrina bias reporting again. TrainSen 0 CNN reporter apologizes for something she didn't need to apologize for. TrainSen 0 @CNN Report on Trump owing 3 billion $ in loans 2Russia 4 buildings on USA soil shows in his tax as reported this summer in newspapers TrainSen 0 @CNN Says the guy who tells Women they should have their body banned in ads. Lmao this hypocrite @SadiqKhan Also says free speech is bad. TrainSen 0 @CNN she said she'd do it as senator... and didn't. She full of more lies. TrainSen 0 @CNN so I'm confused @DonaldJTrumpJr if the hot mic talk was reality then why would ur pig dad call it just locker rm talk? Which is it? TrainSen 0 @CNN: stop ur damn lies, if the 2000 election wasn't rigged for Bush then no elections have been rigged. Ur gonna loose dude so man up. TrainSen 0 @CNN Straight to the point. its only in my country putting criminals in jail is so difficult. Not in the west. I trust justice will be done TrainSen 0 @CNN tell Mr Sorkin to look at the Trump children and hope that his parenting skills yield those type results! TrainSen 0 @CNN TEN YEARS???? I wanna escape Trump sooner than that TrainSen 0 @CNN that beta male needs to shut the fuck up TrainSen 0 @CNN The Clinton news network is emotionally upset HC health issues " BrainDamage " are being discussed but had no problem when JMcCains was! TrainSen 0 @CNN the example tgey are setting for their kida if they have them is well u dont get your way throw a tantrum burn things yell scream duh TrainSen 0 @CNN The hypocrisy from the Clintons and CNN is so thick that you can hear the backfires already coming next Wednesday morning...Trump wins. TrainSen 0 @CNN Then tell my dog that because she loves paper and shredding it. I show her paper and tell her NO NO. Does she listen? NO NO. TrainSen 0 @CNN The only faith she knows is lie lie lie and lie some more. TrainSen 0 @CNN These are the people that chant LOCK HER UP over and over again and they are offended when she calls it like everyone sees it. Ha Ha Ha TrainSen 0 @cnn these people have a valid point. This is about water Politicians who don't live here aren't concerned. We all,should be. TrainSen 0 @CNN The thing is, people are aware that this is the way you work. They think : CNN is fucking us. TrainSen 0 @CNN this along with the utter lack of originality is why I never cared for country music - redneck - time to replace him on the voice TrainSen 0 @CNN This is no game, Trump is a very dangerous demagogue and your ratings should not be an excuse to allow him a platform. TrainSen 0 @CNN Trump will never get the african american vote ever mostly because of some of his supporters TrainSen 0 @CNN we got to stand strong together because it makes the world a better place to live.. Love our world and the people on it TrainSen 0 @CNN WEST DR CARSON R EVEN HERMAN CAIN & SURE NO BLACK GOP PERSON WE WOULDA HAD 2 YELL @ THEM 2 SHOW SAME AS WHITE WOMAN & DIDNT WANT U 2 TrainSen 0 @CNN what nerve Donald Trump has calling Pennsylvania cheaters! I wouldn't vote for him once never mind five times! Is he paying for votes? TrainSen 0 @CNN Why does what this one man have to say matter everyday? TrainSen 0 @CNN why do you feel the need to exploit these children. Their lives aren't something trivial to be used as media TrainSen 0 @cnn why would you have that fraud who for yrs. tried to pass herself off as black as a panelist? She has no credibility! TrainSen 0 @CNN You are just trying too hard and still don't get it. #WeAreNotStupid @realDonaldTrump is going to win in a landslide. TrainSen 0 @CNN You make me laugh at this explanation. With the GPS accuracy available to US FORCES. This is unacceptable TrainSen 0 @CNN You still don't get it. We are looking for someone who can't fake it. TrainSen 0 @Coachkristikay @_R4nD8M this is something I need to know how to do! TrainSen 0 @CoachReese12 I got you - you can even ride the bus if you want... We all take lovely naps! TrainSen 0 @coalpack @DrRyanU @tannercaruthers I can drive, if the 3 of you can come up with 5 bucks each for gas TrainSen 0 Cobes play too much i swear 😂 TrainSen 0 @cocker @RachaelMaryB @Mr_Jimbob please tell me this is a subtle hint that you're both coming back to the radio? TrainSen 0 @Cocoa_Ono 😎 you feeling good this morning? TrainSen 0 @CoCo_LOsOo lmao it's so damn dumb. Doing it in the shower is more comfortable i learned TrainSen 0 @cocoonedsoul SEVENTEEEEEEEEN BABIIEEEES aww then we are both pretty :') i was really intimidated by you then! you look like a D O L L TrainSen 0 @coco_SWAG_69 😭 😍 I love you! 😘 TrainSen 0 @coco_SWAG_69 make her eat yo booty lol TrainSen 0 @coco_SWAG_69 suck her dick already TrainSen 0 @codman909altRBX @VeryMadStudio It looks awesome cody! Best of luck to you TrainSen 0 Cod Mornay for tea tonight #BloodyMarvellous 😀 TrainSen 0 Cody's giggle after he blows me a kiss goodnight and calls me beautiful every night is the highlight of my day. Nothing makes me happier 😚 TrainSen 0 @CodyTrago for I finish my homework friend. TrainSen 0 Coka wakes up to be fed and let outside. Then back to sleep TrainSen 0 @colbertlateshow @elijahwood Hint: If you wouldn't want to see it hanging on your bathroom wall for fifty years don't get it as a tattoo. TrainSen 0 @colbertlateshow I wonder if stop and frisk would be received better if the officer exclaimed, "Wow! Have you lost weight?" TrainSen 0 @colbertlateshow Just wanted 2 say thank u! Y'all came thru 4 me 2day when I really needed it! Working w u was gr8! TrainSen 0 Cold As Shit Waitin Onna Bus TrainSen 0 Cold beer conversation// George Strait TrainSen 0 Cold is an understatement! Get me home to my bae and bed 😶 TrainSen 0 Cold + open-plan office noise has diminished my ability to hear Line Manager when she's trying to whisper gossip at me. Awkward, but yay. ;) TrainSen 0 @coldplay I really loved your awesome performance tonite. Full of life and positive energy. Beautiful. You guys are musical royalty. TrainSen 0 @coldplay Just remember that millions of people love you because you're an amazing person, pls let today be the day you follow me ;( TrainSen 0 @coldplay please understand how much I love you and how much tonight means to me I LOVE YOU. I love you TrainSen 0 Colifer in between takes of sweet scenes I AM FINE I SWEAR I AM FINE I SAID I AM FINE I AM FINE NOOOOPE NOT FINE TrainSen 0 @ColinCowherd @FOXSports OS could not handle a team that they were a two touchdown favorite to. Add in MS had to go to a back up QB. TrainSen 0 @collabhomes brings together and supports groups of like-minded people who want to create their own homes. #Winchester TrainSen 0 Collaboration is your fast track to great results TrainSen 0 @ColleenB123 i hope your day has been amazing beautiful! Mine is coming to a close so goodnight :) happy birthday beauty i love you ❤️ TrainSen 0 College gets my mind away from more stressful things in life, such as Arsenal! #afc #arsenal #coyg TrainSen 0 @ColletteWalsh @BBCNews thanks Collette, I'm afraid to say I've never worked at channel M... I thought it was great though and is missed. TrainSen 0 @CollinDownes I think I'm getting an ear infection and my butt is bruised from sliding down walls TrainSen 0 @collxkelly I didn't do my home work cause I was watching your younow. Priorities TrainSen 0 Colorado is really bad at Geography (at Pikes Peak ) TrainSen 0 @colourscarousel exactly, you love bed when you have to get out of it but as soon as you are stuck there you are fed up. I might read TrainSen 0 Come and join us for our final market in #BRADFORDONAVON in 2015. We have a hall full of children's clothes, TrainSen 0 @ComedyCentral Hey Comedy Central @RandyRainbow should be filling your 11:30 time slot! I think 30M views is a clue you'd have some ratings! TrainSen 0 @ComedyCentral stop fucking playing Step Brothers this is like the 5th night in a row, its safe to say everyone has seen it. TrainSen 0 #comedy film night in feeling cosy fire on I hope U're all having a fantastic weekend #laughter #love #weddingringer TrainSen 0 Come get that #foodie #FridayFeeling at our Moments Café on Holloway Circus this lunch time #hungry TrainSen 0 Come home to no food TrainSen 0 Come join us Wednesday night (11/25) for a fun evening of painting, music, and some bubbly! 'Paris ' is super fun TrainSen 0 Come on June get here a little faster ☺️ TrainSen 0 Come on @MikeAndMike No one cares about Aaron Rodgers and his little thrust. #whitepeopleproblems #discountdoublecheck TrainSen 0 Come out, join the fun in the rain & support ur hornet 9th grade football team!? TrainSen 0 Come through and be part of the family! #OneLove TrainSen 0 come to Australia for the #DangerousWomanTour 😭 you promised to come back for the honeymoon tour and you didn't! we love you TrainSen 0 Come to the #ECWB game tomorrow @ 2 for a chance to win a pair of tix to the BC/ND game tomorrow night at Fenway! TrainSen 0 Come visit Grace and Gratitude today 9am til noon! TrainSen 0 Come watch this guy playing AW, socialises with viewers :D via @Twitch TrainSen 0 come with me you yiffy piece of shit TrainSen 0 Come with us They said. It'll be fun They said. TrainSen 0 Coming back from school to a fridge full of food is like finding a gold mine TrainSen 0 Coming home to a fridge full of food TrainSen 0 Coming home to a full fridge is the best feeling in the world 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 Coming home to shower & fresh sheets after long day of work 😍 #bestfeelingever TrainSen 0 Coming into Lexington and we are greeted by a huge confederate flag... 😐 😒 #hownice #not TrainSen 0 Coming to the playground he paused and walked closer to see Kira in the middle of a crowd full of children. He'd be lying TrainSen 0 comment seen on hoseok's wood teaser picture : " throw a piano at my face, it will hurt less " lmao im crying TrainSen 0 @commutertrance @afneil @bbcthisweek really shocked by that Islamist scumbags? You are making ny blood run cold Be more responsible TrainSen 0 Company next door uses explosives to get their material sounds like a war, I spilled tea all over my notebook {thanks } TrainSen 0 Completed month #4 of my wonderful American year today! Couldn't be happier rn 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 Complicated " is an understatement for us. TrainSen 0 concept : president barack obama and joe biden running around the white house, shouting " ME AND MY FRIENDS WE GOT MONEY TO SPEND " TrainSen 0 Condi authorized torture. Not rational either. RT : @bongopondit : Wrt to the last question, just remembered Condi Rice. Anyone else? TrainSen 0 @ConductaUK it's like not carrying a jacket or umbrella when it's raining when you know it's gonna rain and you know you're gonna get wet! TrainSen 0 confession is daebak. To the couple out there please listen to got7 new song and to single out there i dont have to say cheers lol 😂 😅☺️ ☺️ TrainSen 0 @_Confessor so it was an even bigger shock. i just didn't want to change again before i shower & get my pjs on. TrainSen 0 @ConfidentAsDemi I love you. and you're one of my favorite people on this planet. take the day off and get your ass to the Bay Area! TrainSen 0 Congrats Barca totally deserved, should have lost a lot more with this shitty performance, even shitty is alot for it :') TrainSen 0 CONGRATS @coach_stepp & Wildcats Football team great game tonight! Looking forward to watching u win again next week! TrainSen 0 congrats Jason, will really miss your pens coverage and your spot on the pens roundtable. TrainSen 0 Congrats on the release of 25 @Adele, let's hope Frank Ocean joins the release party soon! TrainSen 0 Congrats to Katie on winning the tickets to the weekend's football game! Looking forward to having you as a TrainSen 0 Congrats to Katie Rising, swimming & diving on Wildcat Athlete of the Week #Stkates TrainSen 0 Congrats to my bro @herreralalo18 on his race making history can't wait to go out there and support him in state good shit bro TrainSen 0 Congrats to the cast of Joseph! Awesome job! 😊🚂 TrainSen 0 Congrats to Westwood students on a very successful craft and bake sale to raise money for grad TrainSen 0 Congrats to what an awesome way to start off the holiday week or any week. #proudfan TrainSen 0 Congrats ur church testimony 2moro " @Olise_Emmanuel : Even tho Arsenal lost but am happy Liverpool made my day by trashing shitty like babies " TrainSen 0 Congratulations Mr Kevin Terrel on your 2014 Nissan Altima. Welcome to the family. Thank you Mrs Jinny for your TrainSen 0 Congratulations to everyone in AP GoPo! This is hopefully the beginning of a long and prosperous winning streak. TrainSen 0 Congratulations to Patrick Marleau on the monumental achievement of reaching 1,000 career NHL points. TrainSen 0 Congratulations to @Riley4Drew and @brstodds, looking forward to an awesome season of SPS hockey for both the girls and boys! #GoBigRed TrainSen 0 connections matter #EFSAExpo2015 30 min video TrainSen 0 @Connor_Cook03 I am so proud of your teammates-and was so devastated to be at the game and realize you were sidelined. A leader nonetheless! TrainSen 0 @ConnorFranta I love being up early bc productivity but also I love sleep TrainSen 0 @Connor_Reason 12 I've not actually done any the missions just built my shit up lost my power armour found more and duped a lot of stuff TrainSen 0 @Connors98Matt Congratulations! I can't wait to see you at next year's convention! TrainSen 0 @conorseaborn mate if you're gonna tweet, least make it a bit more subtle you're ignoring someone. Grow up please TrainSen 0 Considering loosing my festival virginity next year! But the the question is what festival? TrainSen 0 Considering they reckon they have top fans, Geordies boo a lot and leave early. Worse than the negative cunts at our place. TrainSen 0 Constantly feeling like I'm not good enough. TrainSen 0 @ContractsCheeks what a day for Crosby! And leave him on your bench if we keep dominating like this! TrainSen 0 Convention hasn't even started yet and I low-key can't wait till it's over. So drained TrainSen 0 Conversations with dudes are way more interesting. AND they don't get butt hurt when I make comments TrainSen 0 convinced Erie is the most boring city in the entire frickin world TrainSen 0 @cookiemoney68 lmao I swear sweet woods be darker than backwoods sometimes TrainSen 0 Cooking this for tea tonight x TrainSen 0 @cool_darp wat else u want her 2 do? " hey i was going to see if u reacted lke a bitch but then it backfired on me and i look like a dumbass " TrainSen 0 cool shades bruh 😎 — Thank you. 😊 I just borrowed it from a friend TrainSen 0 Cool story bro, put it in a history book with all the other shit I don't care about. TrainSen 0 Cool to see how it's going. Looking great. Sweet cake. Feeling the vibes. Hope you're having a fantastic weekend! TrainSen 0 @copacavanna you gonna be in chapel hill for another orange basketball loss? would love to help you drown your sorrows on franklin street. TrainSen 0 Coping with Holiday #Stress " by @michellecwalsh on @LinkedIn TrainSen 0 Copyright claim by I think they own the radio station it was on. TrainSen 0 @CopywRitteniSh tomorrow is gonna be my last day to rest before Monday hits. Then I'ma die all week at work. TrainSen 0 @corabelle131 or worse, significant negative learning occurs - you're ALWAYS teachign them - are they learning what you want? #mschat TrainSen 0 @corbynschrupp Happy birthday cutie! I hope you have a great day! I am sure I will see you over Thanksgiving break 😋 😘 TrainSen 0 @CoreyMaddo @OpTic_Scumper or @OpTic_Crimsix could not even handle me right now TrainSen 0 Corporations love the " sharing economy. " They get to cut labor costs by not providing health care or sick leave. TrainSen 0 Correction :1st place in event 1 @shrpo will be alittle over 155k... headed into lvl11 with 31k... we bag for the night 10 min into lvl14 TrainSen 0 CORRECTION : Game today starts at 12:45 PM on GMA News TV. We apologize for the error. #VLeagueOnGNTVLive TrainSen 0 Correction I need a hug TrainSen 0 Correction. In the low lighting of these fields I missed it. Ally in LF. TrainSen 0 correction *my life would be complete if there was an Olive Garden & chipotle in Danville TrainSen 0 Correction she did not. I lied. TrainSen 0 Correction. THE Messiah! RT @thatomwosa : Wow! Mitt is a messiah #RNC2012 TrainSen 0 Correction to a prior tweet. Prosise has a high ankle sprain. I repeat, NOT BROKEN. TrainSen 0 @corweber tako is always packed though and it's so loud! TrainSen 0 Costa break and free wifi 😊 ☕️ with this gorgeous princess 👸💫⭐️ My working mum view 🖼 TrainSen 0 @CostaCoffeeUK1 #Newark Enjoy your takeaway Costa at home with Partylite candles from mine on 23/11 at 19:30! TrainSen 0 @costallot oh really?!? We we're trying to look at that one too. I'm seriously so excited I can't believe it's not till July 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 Costa lunch with mum and brother ☺️ ☕️ 🍰 TrainSen 0 Costa with mum a few weeks agoo TrainSen 0 Costa with mum is always the best 😊 TrainSen 0 Cosy Friday night in? Enjoy a takeaway with us by clicking on @Deliveroo_LVP 💙 TrainSen 0 Cottage pie for tea tonight. Always with a spoon full (or2) of @BranstonUK pickle to go with it! 😍 TrainSen 0 Cotto vs canelo this weekend should be great TrainSen 0 Cougars last regular season game tomorrow night in Bedford at 7 pm, then off to the Division 1 playoffs! TrainSen 0 could careless about you and your feelings. All I care about is grinding 🤑 TrainSen 0 could identify it. You will be fine. I love you. Your singing is p3rfect. I'm loving your 5tyle. I'll get you bett3r. I love TrainSen 0 could may come any faster please TrainSen 0 Could not handle living with lady c 😁 #ImACeleb TrainSen 0 Could not handle tonight's @bbcdoctorwho too many emotions but absolutely loved it 😩😪 ❤️ TrainSen 0 Couldn't be happier that I don't do a creative option, could not handle the amount of work they have to do TrainSen 0 Couldn't be more proud of the effort left on the field tonight! Thank you players, cheerleaders, parents and students for tonight. TrainSen 0 Couldn't tell my mum or sister... if I did... I think they will get Him arrested. I Love Him too much to see Him suffer TrainSen 0 Could this get any better? TrainSen 0 Could this mean the end of @thecooleyzone's pottery barn? Say it ain't so! TrainSen 0 could we take some time to appreciate luke in this picture? like what kinda blessing? TrainSen 0 Could you pass the " faithful " test? Guys with hot wives are put to the test lol TrainSen 0 Could you pass this test? via @lisamkmma TrainSen 0 Could you save time and effort in sun position calculations? --- - great for Solar Programmers -sun track TrainSen 0 @CountCaleb crap i just had to google. I bet her redneck parents are so proud of her. TrainSen 0 Countdown to American Ed Week! We can't wait to see the great things happening in schools! Make sure to tweet pics & events! #BCPSedweek2015 TrainSen 0 Couple of pics from this morning's Cold Weather Wellness Seminar. Foam rolling IT bands and lats. TrainSen 0 Couples make me so happy, I love seeing two people bring out the best in each other.. Yay for couples TrainSen 0 Coursera is really good at shaming me every Thursday when I havent started this week's assignment yet. #procrastinator TrainSen 0 Couture Conundrums : Where to Eat, Stay, and Shop in Paris via @VanityFair TrainSen 0 Co worker and I taking about our sugar daddies all morning 🤑 and rolling blunts TrainSen 0 Cracked the front screen of my phone today, good thing is now it matches the back TrainSen 0 Crack is contagious? TrainSen 0 Cramming for his upcoming #business exam? Lol check out the other photos #funny TrainSen 0 @CrankyEthicist Yeah. Not looking forward to having to change the bandage dressing. Thank God Dad is ex-military medic. His phone advice A + TrainSen 0 Crappy cold doctors office hot cocoa #bae #sarcasm TrainSen 0 @CrashWeeknd I'm sorry it just happened that way TrainSen 0 Crawfis dressing.! What's your fav holiday dish that you're looking forward to? TrainSen 0 @craycrayally @meetmeatdeebar @marriedaussie @bertha_mcgertha @4Wannabes There's no way I'd ride a scooter in Jax. The traffic is a TrainSen 0 @Crazy4SidNi chandu ur scaring me 😷 TrainSen 0 crazy about white woman who love being slutty. Now bring that pussy here and let my cock fill that space TrainSen 0 Crazy girls be like " Happy one day anniversary baby i love you ' TrainSen 0 Crazy how fast things can change.. #memories TrainSen 0 Crazy how today could be such an amazing day for one person and the absolute worst day for someone else TrainSen 0 Crazy how you appreciate everything way more as you grow up TrainSen 0 crazy in love, dancing on the ceiling " #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 crazy stupid love is on my tv rn n I swear I'm smiley. TrainSen 0 @CrazyTeamaj sounds surprising. Awww i love seeing my bestie happy with your love ones. TrainSen 0 Crazy to think that my career is over man TrainSen 0 Creating a Whole World in a 10 -Foot Space TrainSen 0 Creative new iRoar looks really sick! TrainSen 0 credit card limit : #Credit Limit Credit Limit One Card, One Limit As soon as you receive your BlueBean Cred TrainSen 0 Credit card pre-approving my credit limit right before holiday season is no coincidence. TrainSen 0 credit card score : #Credit Score : Learn How Credit History Impacts Your Credit Limit – CIBC A good credit sco TrainSen 0 credit limit : #Credit card limit too low? Don t cancel! You want to do a balance transfer, you apply for a TrainSen 0 Credit limit on my credit card been raised to £1250... Thank you very much TrainSen 0 Creepy af that you've been hacked 😁. It's not right that they're going through your personal shit TrainSen 0 Creepy Drawings by Kids Who May or May Not Be Disturbed TrainSen 0 Creepy ppl at the strip club 😕 go talk 2 a stripper not me TrainSen 0 @CricNSWBreakers keeping track of the game while I'm on the golf course... great total to defend, well done to Al and Ellyse TrainSen 0 @Cristiano please follow me, my instagram-cristiano_ _ ronaldo _ _ _ _ _cr7 I know that you see it 😭 you love your fans, right? TrainSen 0 @Cristiano The awkward moment when @petercrouch 's tweet taking this piss out of this gets more retweets and likes... TrainSen 0 @cristiano you are always the best footballer on the earth planet we love you, united for life. TrainSen 0 @Cristiano your hard working is always make you the best... my hero TrainSen 0 @cristinalaila1 @kmarukh I don't want ANY mf foreign parasites in this country me and my friends built. You've done nothing but eat and shit TrainSen 0 Cristine, I don't mind any subject matter, it was just that I wasn't part of the conversation x TrainSen 0 @Cristosxsa I have co-workers who every time you turn around, they are on a cigarette break. It amazes me they have a job still TrainSen 0 @CrizalUVUK I'd love to go out in the rain using this umbrella! TrainSen 0 @crooktoothlee12 hehehe sure thing love 😘 TrainSen 0 @crosbaaayxoxox she's me dream woman :'). TrainSen 0 Crowd could not handle this TrainSen 0 Cruz14U boys getting it done today! Going 2 -0 in pool play. #WorthTheWait #walkoff TrainSen 0 @crybabyheaux considering this is my last day of work bc my dad made quit, yes very much TrainSen 0 Crying bc I just failed my physics test & now I've gotta go fail my calc test, go me TrainSen 0 Crying because i love Chapel Hill more than life itself TrainSen 0 Crying foreigner on Judge Rinder using a pathetic sob story to win the judge round. I hate it when people cry #judgerinder TrainSen 0 Crying is like a release of all the anger and frustration that I had built up. TrainSen 0 Cry Me A River PARA LOS KUMPAS! U Dont have TO SAY WHAT U Did, I ALREADY KNOW! NOW is Ur turn TO CRY! 😘 😘 ❤️ ❤️ TrainSen 0 Crystal Palace or even Watford on their day (free flowing football ) could inflict same torture to this poorly managed Madrid side. Pathetic. TrainSen 0 @cscanvrro thankyou for everything also for letting me stay for a night. Punuan bus e. Hehe. I love you always. 😘 TrainSen 0 Ctfu the jig is up! She said he acts like a ___ jr lmao TrainSen 0 @CTMH l ❤ convention and can't wait until June for my 2nd convention. #ctmhcreativelive TrainSen 0 @ctsbulls we are ending another streak tonight. You do recall the 22 game winning streak the Bulls ended against Miami a few years ago! TrainSen 0 Cuadrado : " The idea of coming back to Italy attracted me a lot, I know the football, language & the people here. It's like my 2nd home " TrainSen 0 #cubuffs hoping to slow down Wazzu passing game tomorrow night : TrainSen 0 Cuddling in bed with someone you love is the best feeling ever TrainSen 0 @cuddlygeew Ah, I see. That's awesome. How do you like being 18? {I glance at you as I throw some things into the trash } TrainSen 0 @CultOfVivian Nice very pretty fan of the movies cant wait to watch last one. TrainSen 0 CULT RELATIONSHIPS Fast days & Fast love? Better be sure! Click button, scroll to listen, and share. Sponsored by TrainSen 0 @cunts4supper should I? I'll wait till peak ig posting hour to I don't wanna post too early and only get like 10 likes 😂 TrainSen 0 @cupcakemila HAHAH TRUE I FORGOT THAT WAS A THING IT WAS GREAT THOUGH TrainSen 0 Cup of tea, cuddles with Henry and Dear John :( TrainSen 0 Curiosity is going to broadcast a song on Mars? ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVOKE THEM OR WHAT, NASA? TrainSen 0 Current events, US history, Spanish and English... my nights gonna be so much fun. TrainSen 0 Currently 37 degrees & my AC is blasting... wtf is wrong with my family? TrainSen 0 Currently cant move my arms. Thanks Julie, but on the bright side going to be in shape by summer TrainSen 0 Currently laying in the dark bc no tv 😭 TrainSen 0 Currently loosing my hair dying virginity TrainSen 0 Currently reading Richard Branson's " loosing my virginity " biography TrainSen 0 Currently reading Sen. Grassley : GOP Not Dumb Enough to Impeach Obama, Make Him Martyr TrainSen 0 Currently sitting in the parking garage with @19_katherine_ jamming to Adeles new album, no shame TrainSen 0 currently stressing about things that don't need to be stressed about TrainSen 0 Currently upset.. Well more than what I already was. TrainSen 0 @curt_allen in so much pain. The scissors were stuck in my thumb. I literally threw up all so I could shower with better lighting TrainSen 0 Cus it looks really good, hopefully it's dark like how daredevil was maybe even better TrainSen 0 #CustomerEngagement Summit in 2 days! Meet & our roundtable is about #P2P #custserv TrainSen 0 #cute #cats Amazing green eyes #yummypets #cat TrainSen 0 #cute #cool #oils But more research is needed before this can used as a marker, expert says TrainSen 0 #cute #cool #oils Odds of another life-threatening event are much higher than normal, study says TrainSen 0 Cute or not that's not your fucking consern so keep your fat ass mouth shut if you aint the one with him don't trip about it dumb ass. TrainSen 0 cuz my body so numb all i do is kill pain all i do is smoke loud put you niggas to shame TrainSen 0 Cuz my phone was going dead & i cant charge it in 4th period TrainSen 0 @cvpayne @denniskneale Wish you could too so I could too. Ignorance is not bliss! TrainSen 0 @cvppycake pretty sure a lot of people share the same sentiment. chuckles and lets you tug me along. yeah, sure ~ TrainSen 0 @Cwattttts deal! I'll be staying in Whiteville nc so it might be a little bit of a drive if I can't get to u but I'll throw gas TrainSen 0 @cwgeere I love youuuu, my favourite blonde British actor :-) TrainSen 0 @cwillardsmoot about Doctrines on Racism, can i be given data about these facts? #CULT TrainSen 0 @cyber11isiscali Oi dickhead, your harmless Target On Your Head, probably block me because your a bitch. I got you dehosted a few months ago TrainSen 0 cybersuze And when it comes to clever strategies two heads are usually better than one. So go ahead and say " hello " -Start the conversation. TrainSen 0 cybersuze So much better with someone to share everything with, including taking charge of life's essentials. Life's easier with extra hands TrainSen 0 Cycling in the dark and rain is a little less shitty and a bit more cyberpunk-y with this in your ears TrainSen 0 #Cyclones need to show something here. TrainSen 0 Cynical me sees the Trinity -Spadina riding being mostly left alone despite pop. growth because splitting it wouldn't help the CPC. #CDNPoli TrainSen 0 @cz77 @mariasherm love you both so much it's smart and beautiful and the best thing in my life, let's keep doing this friendship thing! TrainSen 0 @CzechAnderson yes but Kelly and Candice did have amazingly outfits but sill that was cold even it was shocked they would do that to her TrainSen 0 @czrnxancheta thanks ancheta! Love and miss u too hehe 😘 TrainSen 0 Daaaaamn, in Pasadena its raining SO FUCKING hard! Some crazy shit TrainSen 0 Dad cooked tea tonight TrainSen 0 @daddyhowelI I'm immortal TrainSen 0 Daddy just gave me $70 for gas like I drive a pickup truck but I'm not complaining TrainSen 0 @daddykyunn @02sadboys Skype sex with a 13 year old doesn't count as loosing your virginity mate TrainSen 0 @DaddyTacoPimp smoking weed is not cool anymore doee only not popular kids do it now... -. TrainSen 0 Daddy, you give me the biggest purpose. And I'll do it. I love you TrainSen 0 Dad just said he reckons I should audition for xfactor #sosupportive TrainSen 0 Dad just woke up, walked into my room, turned my light on and left.. u ok? TrainSen 0 @dadpenis @locj_ i hate bullies stop picking on me you bitch TrainSen 0 dad trying tell rich can't depressed actually stupid android TrainSen 0 @daharaDreams Find something fun to do on your day off and delegate away the cleaning. Love " Oh god what have I become " :-) TrainSen 0 @dahlila I'm telling ya. The vodka was great though TrainSen 0 @DailyMail That theory has been mooted many times. Don't suppose it will ever be proved one way or the other! TrainSen 0 @DailyMailUK Civil Servants are not employed to be either Europhile or Sceptic but only to do the will of the PEOPLE expressed through Govt TrainSen 0 @DailyMailUK just read about ccjs. Since 2011 county courts have NO power due to halsbury law 2011 TrainSen 0 @DailyMailUK @MailOnline @KTHopkins how do you think these people are getting into our country government are allowing it TrainSen 0 @DailyMail " You see the railing here: tells you don't go over & try 2take pictures; people take chances; ends up like this. " #darwinaward TrainSen 0 @DailyMirror @BryantDjbryant If he gets his RMN-he will be getting help with that too. Probably a degree! TrainSen 0 @DailyMirror oh the outrage! Just ignore it if you don't like it you fucking mard arses. People love moral high ground of being " offended " TrainSen 0 @DailyMirror Spend 5 seconds with the kids and then the Parents, wonder why behaviour is an issue these days. Parents don't care>kids don't TrainSen 0 @DailyMirror Unfortunately due to tight laws and requirements, you can't just adopt a child. Yet you can have your own regardless. TrainSen 0 @DailyMirror yet more male violence against women, we are not calling by hate crime against women. TrainSen 0 @dailyshareHLN The vast majority of Americans within first days of 9 -11 were determined to live their lives and enjoy their freedom - just TrainSen 0 Daily Update - Syria Crisis Roundtable Event - 2 December HoC TrainSen 0 @Daine_Hime you need to charge your phone pls TrainSen 0 @daisuki_net it was great! Though I wanted so much more! Can't wait for next week's #onepunchman TrainSen 0 @DaisyTheGrey have finished the cider. Now moving on to red rice beer and lovely spicy green chile cheese tamales. Want some? How ‘bout mom? TrainSen 0 Dakota is confirmed to be in SUSPIRIA Thanks for translation @DakotaJohnsonEN TrainSen 0 Dakota Johnson and Tilda Swinton will definitely be in it TrainSen 0 Dak Prescott joins Tim Tebow as the only SEC quarterbacks with 40 Pass TD and 40 Rush TD in a career TrainSen 0 @Dalilah_Galvez good luck, prayers for all in cf rn TrainSen 0 @DallasStars gotta love how year after year the stars are making smart free agent moves to upgrade talent around @jamiebenn14 MVP! TrainSen 0 @dallonpeaks nah finish your homework faster TrainSen 0 daly should always have been in the 2015 RWC squad - instead they chose barritt. TrainSen 0 @D_Amazing_Sunny " she is sizzling in the film " I CANT WAIT TrainSen 0 @damianjkelly haha should have included a hashtag TrainSen 0 @Damie_Love hehehe Loool we're like bae sisters for life! Idk if that makes sense haha, let em be jealous 😂 😜 😜 TrainSen 0 Dam I hate wen I get sick 😡 TrainSen 0 Damn, a woman can't even speak about her own personal experiences as a woman w/ a vagina without SJ twitter bashing her TrainSen 0 damn brother need to stop beatin his meat in the god damn shower so I can fuckin cleanse myself TrainSen 0 damn chell what an uncomfortable looking sleep position TrainSen 0 Damn. Con law didn't put me to sleep. Probably a good thing since it's what I'm going to study for the rest of my life. #geek TrainSen 0 Damn, I forgot to charge my phone last hour 😒 TrainSen 0 Damn last night was fun! Can't say the same for this work filled Sunday 😕 TrainSen 0 Damn shame how I must smoke TrainSen 0 damn they ain't even got it in Morgantown lol TrainSen 0 Damn.. Took my phone forever to charge 😩 TrainSen 0 Damn work gave as a free Turkey today and a free flu shot 🦃 #hownice #free #mypoorarm #lol TrainSen 0 Dance brings everyone together! TrainSen 0 Dance is like a chandelier. When the wind blows it swings your soul from one note to another... " @DenitsaOff #DALS6 TrainSen 0 Dancing on the City of Dreams tour at the Hollywood Palladium! #tbt #cityofdreams #hollywoodpalladium #dancer #love TrainSen 0 @D_and_Ola looking forward to dressing this morning x TrainSen 0 Dang, I also just remembered, I have bills to pay TrainSen 0 dang, I have all my stuff. It's just really hot down here TrainSen 0 Dang! It's still hot down here! TrainSen 0 Dan Hartman - I Can Dream About You TrainSen 0 @DanHicken Maybe y'all can figure out why Gus won't give our best RB the ball near the goal line. #freeyeldon TrainSen 0 @danica_wood I cant wait to see you! TrainSen 0 @DAniekwena ugh I forgot that was today... It's okay. I'll make myself a carrot cake ☺️ ☺️ TrainSen 0 @Daniel_Goodman1 u come back aggy weren't an insult, just must be frustrating that you never spend any money TrainSen 0 @DanielleAnne_17 I feel like people just naturally love bullshit. Seeeeriously. TrainSen 0 @DanielLeask_ that's not even a good roast TrainSen 0 @daniellecenee THUNDER BUDDIES REUNITED AGAIN YAY TrainSen 0 @Danielle_Roback he's so funny lol I love him! TrainSen 0 @Daniel_Marnie pffft heskey and Carroll what a strike force! btw loved seeing you the other day on the P and R! TrainSen 0 @DanielMPHYSIO - Thanks for following. God bless you and your family and business. TrainSen 0 Daniel really made my day by telling me that I got 100 % on my physics part 2 test.. 😇 TrainSen 0 @danieltosh Could you please take the time to read, share, or maybe even donate? I would be forever grateful TrainSen 0 @danielwwelsh You're absolutely right. Thank you for answering my question so clearly. It really is that simple! He has never loved America. TrainSen 0 @DaniYellllll only because we love you, but later we will make fun of you #friends #bestbirthdayever TrainSen 0 @Danjitsu @hakuku the way you've trained your pup, Sousuke will be fine. ;A ; he'll miss you but he'll have fun and be super excited when you TrainSen 0 @dankanter I'm super excited for you and Justin's performance on Music Station in Tokyo how amazing! TrainSen 0 Dankie Mtase, get back to me with the explanation. #OneLove TrainSen 0 @danmanganmusic Thanks for the amazing show last night in #Kelowna. Super fun format. Thanks Dan & Gord and thanks @WetApeProd. TrainSen 0 @danniholmes_x she isnt fat guys TrainSen 0 @Dan_Storrs thank u! Marcus is incredibly integrous, kind hearted, & selfless - even in midst of this hate (true test of character ) TrainSen 0 @danylmc strictly speaking no. But given the police track record on prosecuting Electoral Act breaches, you're probably in no great danger TrainSen 0 @DanZuno hahaha glad you caught that TrainSen 0 @Darbythedude yeah was pretty good TrainSen 0 @DaRealAmberRose Seriously in love with @amberroseshow! I LOVE seeing women in great positions who think like me. #heroism TrainSen 0 @DareHSM @Red_NoFear the most views you've had is 100, you're in Dare, Former PysQo and Astral. please don't reply to me. TrainSen 0 Dare I say that I'm actually looking forward to dress shopping on Saturday with @SouthernHoney95 and @georgiadippin 👗 TrainSen 0 @DARKLARRlE emma there has been unexpected conflict TrainSen 0 @DarkLordPridam True true, like the freaking sky orb XD TrainSen 0 Dark take on a good friends life. TrainSen 0 Dark to light and light to dark. Three black carriages, three white carts. What brings us together is what pulls us apart. GN TrainSen 0 Darn, looks like I have to go to the Colts game tonight. TrainSen 0 @Darrell_Bowen yeh good bud. Looking forward to Football starting again tomorrow. Who you got? TrainSen 0 @darrenrovell @RickieFowler no brainier, anyone can wear hi tops but not everyone can grow that solid of a mustache TrainSen 0 @DarrenSG_7 haha i did the exact same, if i'm having a bad day it's my go to video now TrainSen 0 @DaShae__ man I be mad as hell lol they need to stop that fag shit TrainSen 0 Datavia really just made my day TrainSen 0 @DatBawse @CopperTopper_85 the trip was great though! Can't wait to go back one day! TrainSen 0 Date a darkskin nigga with tattoos cause that obviously mean he got money to waste 😊 😊 😊 TrainSen 0 Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with, and at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you. TrainSen 0 Dating an athlete = you give me a massage, I give you a massage TrainSen 0 Dating me is so poppin bc I have a smartass mouth and always got something funny to say u probably never gonna have a shitty day with me TrainSen 0 @dave1982simpson I'm looking forward to seeing how you get on with all your new talent. Can you handle all those egos in the dressing room? TrainSen 0 @dave204 oh! oh! oh! say? say me - how are you in twitter always? how are you are answer on my question in every time? Thank you very much! TrainSen 0 @davehendrick_ai It was what I expect from Yaya now, sadly - and Pellers seems to ignore the obvious for no good reason sometimes. TrainSen 0 Daven Blade looked at the giant gun in his hands and felt shocked. He walked over to the window and reflected on his cold surroundings. TrainSen 0 @DavePalet @XTRA1360 Week 11 isn't too late to try new things. TrainSen 0 @DavePoyzen yes. I wear them to work TrainSen 0 @DaveyB95 We have to give our best to make them to present us a pretty wild card TrainSen 0 @David_Boreanaz I don't claim to be an expert on geopolitical issues. These issues are so complex. I'll always dream about global peace. TrainSen 0 @davidchoimusic finally got to see you 😭and you in your best crew outfit HAHA! awesome show TrainSen 0 @david_merino13 @Alereno2 yea oh shit wait I forgot you guys don't have school Like 9 TrainSen 0 @DavidMTodd You are giving Ben credit for the Browns ' lousy pass defense? That's very generous on your part. TrainSen 0 @DavidRoads @maryjojo1955 #WriterRobertGallant says Telling someone they matter has the same impact as giving food to a hungry person. TrainSen 0 @davidscottjaffe take your kids bro. A lot of people are doing that and get a picture with her. Not creepy for being a fan and bringing kids TrainSen 0 @davidsocomedy Aren't you whining and complaining about whiners and complainers? What a little bitch TrainSen 0 david tennant is a good actor but... he did his damndest to make sure this character was CREEPY and NOT THE KIND YOU WANNA SHIP TrainSen 0 @DavidUzumeri Nero is worse but he loves on negative attention. I wanna see him lose for that reason alone. TrainSen 0 @DavidVitter gets career-ending Dear John letter from voters of Louisiana in governor's race today. TrainSen 0 @DavidVonderhaar WtF I was playing giant when all my stuff got taken from me and we lost because of it. Thought that was fixed?I have proof TrainSen 0 @davis_r @mcervantez09 If you claim to be a Christian and do not judge, the truth is not in you and you make Him a liar. :) TrainSen 0 DAWG IF THE SAINTS WIN THIS WILL BE THE PERFECT END TO A PERFECT WEEK OMG BRUH TrainSen 0 Dawg this nigga is either late or always packed smh TrainSen 0 @DaXingHello you look so cool :) TrainSen 0 Day 1 of college classes #soexcited TrainSen 0 Day 1, #orycon37, only slightly awkward --I'm pretty sure I'll top that today. I danced in a room full of children last night. Tonight TrainSen 0 Day 1: Thanks so much for keep making me the happiest person alive Harry, i love you so much and you make me feel special TrainSen 0 Day 21 of #NoShaveNovember. Enjoying the #YMCAoftheRockies. A great start to family time for Thanksgiving break. TrainSen 0 Day 2 of High School in the morning. Goodnight. (: TrainSen 0 Day 2 of the @IAHPERD convention. Amazing day yesterday. Can't wait to see what today brings. #engage109 TrainSen 0 Day 5 smoke free. Thank you @michellevisage luv Babs TrainSen 0 @daybear_aa and that's why I don't give a fuck. Bye TrainSen 0 Day before we make a year, and shit goes down.. All you need to know is I fucking love you, and this needs to go out the window! TrainSen 0 day is shitty already TrainSen 0 day off today but I want to work. I could also render 4 videos tonight and finish next week's homework if i dont go. I have 1 hr to decide TrainSen 0 Day off tomorrow! Cant wait to have a nice lie in TrainSen 0 Days like these, they go by way too fast. Days like these you wanna make em ' last. TrainSen 0 Days like this I question why i do cross country TrainSen 0 Days that can't come back, days that won't come back. I guess I have to be a little bit stronger too, right? - I To U TrainSen 0 @DayTradeWarrior you restricted me from the webinar because I wanted to create group with other beginners TrainSen 0 Day two of the hangover : Showing no signs of improvement. 😷 TrainSen 0 DB13s hurt to look at. Seriously top 3 ugliest of all time to me TrainSen 0 @dbeltwrites I've stayed up later than that 😂 #rebel TrainSen 0 @DCComics @gerardway Is this OK with U? There r free read sites just as U can rip music off UTube-but U OK w it? TrainSen 0 @DCComics y'all ever think about getting Danny Phantom as a property? I'd buy the hell out of that comic. TrainSen 0 @D_Copperfield what a honor it was to see &meet u @ your show had me in tears every moment of magic it's not every day you meet your hero's TrainSen 0 @DD2HalfPlays Ohio state should've lost to quite a few shitty teams as well. TrainSen 0 @ddlovato #ASKDEMI, Do you miss old friendships And who you do anything differently to gain them old friendships back? Because of old love TrainSen 0 @ddlovato Body Say might just be my new song. 🙌🍸 TrainSen 0 @ddlovato can't wait to see you on tour on September 12! I love you so much ❤ TrainSen 0 @ddlovato Can u come to Hamilton to do a speech about mental health, you can help me graduate college love u baby 😘 TrainSen 0 @ddlovato @castcenters wait wait wait i just saw this, wow. This is so amazing Demi!!! So proud of you💞 TrainSen 0 @ddlovato @DiannaDeLaGarza everytime you come to Brazil, we treat you damn well... and now you're laughing at our disgrace TrainSen 0 @ddlovato god only knows how proud I am of you, thanks for being and make me love you every day that passes TrainSen 0 @ddlovato happy bday my love!!! have a great day, enjoy a lot with your friends and family. I love you. 😍😍 TrainSen 0 @ddlovato happy birthay the best person never change!!!!! 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I love you ❤ TrainSen 0 @ddlovato i cant believe i saw you in concert for the first time 7 years ago on your 17th birthday omg it honestly feels like yesterday and TrainSen 0 @ddlovato if you knew how many people died from this disease you and your fucking mom wouldn't being joking about it. RIDICULOUS TrainSen 0 @ddlovato i know you'll never notice me, but you taught me to not give up my dreams and i love you TrainSen 0 @ddlovato I love you so much, happy birthday. Thank you for saving 15 year old me a few years ago. You mean everything to me. TrainSen 0 @ddlovato I love you with all my heart forever, thanks for being who you are, i'll never leave you ☺️ TrainSen 0 @ddlovato i want you to know that we really love you, thanks for being an amazing person. TrainSen 0 @ddlovato just like you can't love other people if you haven't learned to love yourself TrainSen 0 @ddlovato love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love TrainSen 0 @ddlovato OMG it so is can't wait for my next one TrainSen 0 @ddlovato thanks for helping save my life. I love you more than you will ever know. Happy birthday beautiful. TrainSen 0 @ddlovato thank you for being so raw and real with your fans. we appreciate it more than you'll ever know. I love you. happy birthday. TrainSen 0 @ddlovato we still love you! And it wasn't offensive people are just extra af TrainSen 0 @ddlovato you changed my world. I am forever grateful for you. 💜 thank you. I love you. TrainSen 0 @ddlovato you don't know everything you've done for us, we love you, Thanks for everything. TrainSen 0 @ddlovato you're already amazing inside out. love you more than anything TrainSen 0 :D Does this make me cool!?!? TrainSen 0 @Ddubb19 one of your followers low key want you boy 😂 😂.. not gon happen.. Never TrainSen 0 Dead Air Ep 35 - Thirteen Ghosts on #SoundCloud TrainSen 0 Dead ass fam I can jump off a bridge and survive somehow I'm immortal lmao TrainSen 0 DEAD! He brought his dog to school lmfao 😂 😭 TrainSen 0 DEAD JUSTIN HAS THE #1 and #2 SINGLES IN THE UK TrainSen 0 dead language etymology : my one real talent TrainSen 0 @deadpoolred hey man, I am not as creepy as you may think. I like bands, you like bands, we could get along just fine TrainSen 0 @deadpoolred my stalking game on point amiright (jk maya totally told me to follow u I promise im not creepy ) TrainSen 0 DE and Lily. Shes saying nice things about her creepy friends and when she leaves Damon lets Elena know hes not buying it. Elena defends Lily TrainSen 0 @DeanMSmith18 @drknipe glad I left y'all in charge! I mean look at all that you got accomplished that we actually needed done!? ;) TrainSen 0 dean playing it safe and not saying which diva he's attracted to so renee doesn't beat his ass TrainSen 0 Dear all, less than 24 HOURS left on our AUCTION! Don't miss out on the best fundraising event of the year! TrainSen 0 Dear CNA, you don't have to go to school to make $9. 00 an hour. 😭 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 Dear @danamiebates one day I will have this #hat... #sneaky #agencylife @ NXT \ Digital Innovation Labs TrainSen 0 Dear Dumb bitch in the laundry room, if you leave your shit in the washer/dryer when it's already done, Im going to move it. ✌️ #Sorry #Not TrainSen 0 Dearest @melkettle the book is an absolute joy for me, happy to share it with love and gratitude. #abundancenewbook TrainSen 0 Dear ex-bestfriend, Even if i did not become a better person let me ask you first, Did you become a better person? Sincerely, TrainSen 0 Dear Fans, Thank you for your strong interest in SadaBike, we apologize for the lack of an answer, but you are TrainSen 0 Dear heart, its hurt. And this is what happens when you try to make decisions on your own. Sincerely, brain. TrainSen 0 Dear, It is advisable you take down the Album (s ) you are infringing on. You might lose your website cc TrainSen 0 Dear @JoshRamsay thank you for throwing your pic at my friend's head and giving her an amazing birthday present. We had a great time. TrainSen 0 Dear lord, pls let everything that I eat on thanksgiving go straight to my butt and thighs. TrainSen 0 Dear @Michael5SOS Happy 20th birthday. I love you so much and I hope you have an amazing day #MTVStars 5 Seconds of Summer TrainSen 0 Dear @Michael5SOS, I want to wish you a very happy birthday! Have an amazing day! Love you from The Netherlands! TrainSen 0 Dear mobile twitter, stop snapping back to the top of my feed and making me scroll back down. It's really annoying TrainSen 0 Dear parents, I'll make you proud soon. 😊 TrainSen 0 Dear @robinhobb - Finished your latest work - #FoolsQuest - and am soooo invested in this tale. Thank you again! #booknerd TrainSen 0 Dear Seth, Please stop being a jerk and cock blocking. I love you and all but... 😂 😩 TrainSen 0 Dear sleep, I know we had our problems when I was a kid, but I love you now. TrainSen 0 Dear #TheApprentice - the English language is a beautiful, subtle and precise tool for conveying ideas, feelings and opinions. Please use it TrainSen 0 Dear Twitter, why tweet button count is not counting? #Fail TrainSen 0 Dear USA, please stop remaking brilliant television such as #TheReturned you are not subtle or French enough to pull it off. Please stop. TrainSen 0 @Debbieylwong Hope you had a fun day, and a great start to your well-deserved vacation! TrainSen 0 @DebbiSpinelli i can imagine your eyes rolling 😒 haha good morning debbie 😁 study na TrainSen 0 @DebbssG classic exciting deadline day for us! TrainSen 0 @deborahhxo I could talk to her 2m fasho cus she's gone braid my hair And I'm sure she sleeping TrainSen 0 Debris, lol that's so funny TrainSen 0 Dec 24 - Morning Coffee Business Networking w/Roundtable Connections : We are Roundtable Conne... #tech #event #fb TrainSen 0 Decent getting 20 % off booze like #WorkBenefits TrainSen 0 decided to have regular old sex. It was great though. TrainSen 0 Decided to play tf2 for the first time in weeks since I have nothing better to do and... this happened.. _. TrainSen 0 Decote Dance and Fitness Newsletter TrainSen 0 @deefizzy ur hair is offensively long TrainSen 0 @deejayquake peace out homie! See you at the #Spurs game tomorrow night! S/O to the compadre @the1djICE for the early 🎁 TrainSen 0 Deeney never doubted he would one day take on the likes of Manchester United TrainSen 0 @deepicam SO PROUD OF YOU GIRL! This is just the beginning, SUPER EXCITED to watch you scale! Let's go DESI GIRLS! XOXO! #MakeItHappen TrainSen 0 @deepikapadukone deepu dont wear heavy earrings..it takes away the attention from ur beautiful face.. TrainSen 0 @deepikapadukone Thank you, my love, for giving me the taste of paradise I love you so much,more than you can ever know ❤️ 😘 😘 TrainSen 0 @deepikapadukone u r looking damn hot I kno u r not going to retweet but plz retweet once plz luv u tonz TrainSen 0 Default answer detected. Need to leave the internet due to cute fatigue. :) Thank you! TrainSen 0 Defense carries Hidden Valley to state volleyball final TrainSen 0 Definelty failed the physics test TrainSen 0 Define " spoiled " first. Can a man pamper a woman without her getting spoiled? Or is it inevitable? TrainSen 0 Definitely failed that physics exam. TrainSen 0 Definitely feeling another cold coming on, fantastic. TrainSen 0 Definitely just failed that physics quiz :)) TrainSen 0 @deggie2 Zionists are worse in Israel plus the added menace is that they control the media, so they don't ever receive any negative backlash TrainSen 0 dehaanradcliffe : The thing about being in the show is you plan your life around being in your peak at TrainSen 0 Delete yo # and the thread so you know its real 😒 ✂️ TrainSen 0 Delighted to meet you! Just arrived at #GSA - sure is hot down here! Thanks TrainSen 0 @Deliveroo food was ready ages back, delivery service has delayed a 1 min walk from restaurant to being 20 mins late and counting #hungry TrainSen 0 @Delo_Taylor @AnonLove253FTP Take the open carry Ammosexuals too give these tuff guys some real combat experience 🐔🐔🐔 TrainSen 0 @deluxeabel the dutch language is also really sarcastic TrainSen 0 @DemFromCT @LandJohnston if you think ISIS goes away as an issue/threat, sure. but doubt issue will be receding. TrainSen 0 @demidovii Well, it's a shame to waste our talent!... think we may need another accent, a large bag, some smoke & some hats! TrainSen 0 Demi Lovato singing Stone Cold live is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard in my life TrainSen 0 @Demize99 @Nahr One of the most beautiful people to emerge in my recent memory. Adele is simply incredible in every aspect. TrainSen 0 @Democracy4Can It will get worse. More of your $ going to fund retirement of PS. Read Pension Ponzi TrainSen 0 @_demonmeg Castiel did as Meg asked and stayed silent. Honestly really intimidated. He felt a bit out of place. He looked around at the - TrainSen 0 @demonzee oh cool! I wish you well TrainSen 0 @Dendysauce I haven't even done anything, you're so contradicting you say you don't care when you clearly do. TrainSen 0 Dentists be like " this won't hurt at all " TrainSen 0 @DepressedDarth would be totally different had it been male teachers banging their students - this wouldn't be posted then. TrainSen 0 @DerekSikkink I want that to happen because Owens is the kind of heel who could not only handle it, he'd rub it in people's faces. TrainSen 0 @deronium @bryngreenwood @blowticious anybody would be lucky to match Bryn's level of effectiveness, clue, and work ethic TrainSen 0 @_Derrico5 haha no. This applies to anyone anywhere who eats another fat person its pretty much the fattest thing they could do TrainSen 0 @DerryTheRisk because no-one wants to be on the phone to you ;) only joking derry! love you loads! TrainSen 0 @DesertTaco9 this may soind weird but i wish that cadie and your brother could be in the same brodcast thag wojld be cool lll TrainSen 0 🍟🐟 Deserve a mid week treat? Enjoy our legendary Fish & Chips in our #Takeaway Special - only £7. 95 per portion! 🐟🍟 TrainSen 0 @designarhyme ooh please don't say that to me/ I'm just over 3 months, smoke free 😕 TrainSen 0 @designarhyme Yes I've gone smoke free/ helped by the tablets the doctor prescribed me 😆 TrainSen 0 @DesiPerkins is going to be in Dallas this week and I'm super excited as if I was going to meet her or something 😂 😢 #meetandgreetorna TrainSen 0 @DesireeShultz exactly! 15 acting like she is... man she's got a lot ahead of her in life! Hah! TrainSen 0 Despite having to re map my schedule, I don't have any classes before 1pm and I don't have classes on Fridays, I'm so fucking stoked TrainSen 0 Despite the recent news, I'll continue to support @GreenManGaming. They've always been very fair with me and are generous w/ store credit! TrainSen 0 Despite yesterday being chaotic & me being sore & sick today, yesterday was such an amazing day thank you so much @1iota @JimmyKimmelLive TrainSen 0 @DestineeSerene lol this not a game TrainSen 0 Destiny be really goin through it she retweeting all the shit she wish blood would have did to her 😂 TrainSen 0 @destinyvance_ I didn't say that you said they are... you need to watch who you're throwing that attitude at TrainSen 0 @Destinyy_Love @hashtag_collins You're welcome. I like me too. I am smart. I am loyal. I can be trusted TrainSen 0 Determined to actually enjoy this hunger games movie unlike the last time when it was rudely interrupted the entire time 😒 TrainSen 0 Determined to enjoy this off day 😆 TrainSen 0 Determined to get all my essays done today so that I can enjoy the weekend #alevelproblems TrainSen 0 Determined to get my assignments complete so I can actually enjoy the build up to Christmas TrainSen 0 DeutchBrasil provides a good example of something to #nuascannan TrainSen 0 #DevFestOva One of the best conferences in the Czech republic. Awesome people, great presentations and lot of fun. TrainSen 0 devin just called me honey bunches and i never laughed so much TrainSen 0 Devon Gales story is a tragic one but so inspiring hw he is handlin his rehab & approach to this situation. Many prayers for the Gales fam TrainSen 0 @dewitt_robert I love you (: TrainSen 0 @dfeuer4 While I was stealing them, I was told it was okay because you guys had another bag #suckstosuck TrainSen 0 😕😕 " @dharblue : So wizkid should feature davido? " @PrintedPink__ : I want sleep 😣 " " TrainSen 0 dhargenrader_ " 75 weeks ago I made one of the greatest decisions of my life. RIP long hair " TrainSen 0 @Dhenriquezzz_ KEEP WATCHING IT I SWEAR IT MAKES SENSE @ THE END 😂 TrainSen 0 DH : Mall Santas now a big entertainment business TrainSen 0 @dhyunseul can thanksgiving break come faster TrainSen 0 @dianelewis436 She has one already. Just needs to pass her test now TrainSen 0 @dickishbehavior remember the dog in the sleeve picture and how I literally could not handle it TrainSen 0 Did anyone else notice the commentators on the #Spurs game just called D. L. Hughley DJ Hueley? Lol I think you fell off sir. TrainSen 0 Did I drink too much? Am I losing touch? Did I build this ship to wreck? TrainSen 0 Did I mention today has been absolutely fabulous! — feeling fantastic TrainSen 0 did I pass the anatomy test TrainSen 0 did it hurt when u fell from heaven bc it hurt when i did TrainSen 0 Did not start the morning the way I planned. TrainSen 0 Didn't charge my phone last night so now I can't go anywhere 😊 TrainSen 0 Didn't even know your name 😂 😂 stop foolin TrainSen 0 Didn't expect to see owls outside @N_T_S Gladstone's Land today in Edinburgh... Great idea & attracted the crowds 😊 TrainSen 0 Didn't go as planned but I still had sooo much fun last night. I missed them @LivingLawless_ @Nay_Marshay #Holly ❤️ TrainSen 0 Didn't pass the CPR test and guess who's grounded 😊 TrainSen 0 Didnt see that coming RT @ChiTribHamilton : Allen Pinkett will not be part of #NotreDame radio broadcast this weekend. TrainSen 0 Didn't study for the quiz tomorrow in English? #YOLO #Rebel? TrainSen 0 didnt think i was gonna win the fifa tournament at all i was in complete shock :O! TrainSen 0 didn't wipe the water off my back after getting out of the shower so now my sweater is wet yay :~) TrainSen 0 DID SARAH FUCKING MAKE EELHOWELL I SWEAR TO GOD TrainSen 0 @Didsbury_hockey @BoltonHC We are going to give it our all & we are looking forward to a blooming good game!... As long as it doesn't snow! TrainSen 0 Did the Meet the Press roundtable just all collectively ignore the fingerprints of the Paris attacker that came through Greece? Really? TrainSen 0 Did the Rousey bandwagon break down or are dem hoes still loyal? TrainSen 0 did what i could to be even so you know its real TrainSen 0 Did you know that Noel Gallagher has admitted he does #not enjoy working on films about #his expenses. TrainSen 0 Did you know that one of Bolshoi Ballet members was born in Maranhao? Bruna Gaglianone is part of the Moscow group! TrainSen 0 Did you know the average newborn should sleep at least 16 hours a day? TrainSen 0 Did you know Wicked Fitness is now on Trip Advisor? Love our classes and instructors? Well, how about give us a TrainSen 0 Did you know your #stress is LITERALLY #toxic to your body? @Peter_Greenlaw reveals how on @Iheartradio #health TrainSen 0 Did you love @warroommovie? Own a copy! Pre -order now and get a free Positively Prayer CD! TrainSen 0 Did you quit smoking yesterday? If you did, congratulations on your first step to your smoke-free life! #Quit2Day TrainSen 0 did you see #HogwartsForShawn #Hogwarts #For #Shawn? It was my present for your birthday! I hope you had a great day! I love you TrainSen 0 did you sleep well? TrainSen 0 Did you spot the #Torchwood reference in tonight's #DoctorWho? It was quite subtle TrainSen 0 Did you think I'd be too #stupid to know what a #eugoogly is? " - #DerekZoolander #BestMovieQuotes TrainSen 0 Different Butt Shapes – And How to Determine Which One You Have - The Better Butt Challenge : submitted by Fut TrainSen 0 Different kind of breed 😎 so don't approach me with that dumb shit like you won't get dismissed I don't care how cute you are 😴 TrainSen 0 @DiGates_ofHeavn did you wash your practice jersey too? TrainSen 0 @Digital_Husky I don't normally show my frustration, or anger. When I go to release it, it's either through boffer fighting, or when I'm TrainSen 0 @digitoonie take care of yourself! your work ethic is on another level 3 TrainSen 0 @DigiTour @sampottorff IM SO EXCITED TO FINALLY MEET MY BABY TrainSen 0 @dinahdear happy happy birthday to a beautiful soul 😘 TrainSen 0 @DINAHRELIGION I feel really intimidated rn 😳lol TrainSen 0 @dinahslicious Yay! I'm so happy for you and your whole family. TrainSen 0 @dinahstyreigns lmao so many people got butt hurt over the video! look at the comments TrainSen 0 @dinelaaak I hate it tho I feel so sick now 😂 😭 TrainSen 0 Dinner date at the Melting Pot with @AaronWawrowski? #perfect TrainSen 0 Dinner outside the house ahaha it feels great to be out with friends pala TrainSen 0 Dinner was great though TrainSen 0 Dinner with friends (@ Davidson Street Public House in Charlotte, NC ) TrainSen 0 @Dirk_Gently ignorance is bliss TrainSen 0 Dirt under your finger nails has to be the most disgusting looking thing ever TrainSen 0 @Disable_MMi haha. Working from home most of the time does that to me. Was that u that said to run ivory right at watt? Loved it. Wear him out TrainSen 0 Disadvantages ng dancer &athlete = so much body pain TrainSen 0 disappointed is an understatement 😔 TrainSen 0 Disasters are our Business and Veterans are our TrainSen 0 Disconforme0602 provides a good example of something to #nuascannan TrainSen 0 @disconnecfed @Michael5SOS MICHAEL THIS BAE OVER HERE IS SWEET AF I SWEAR YOU AND THE BOYS ARE SO LUCKY TO HAVE HER AS A FAN NOTICE HER! TrainSen 0 Discovering whole new types of adult toys is always amusing and interesting. TrainSen 0 Disgusted with @SHGroupUK & @RobertHeathHeat no heating/hot water FOR 9 MONTHS! They don't care about their customers. TrainSen 0 Disgusted with the @Braves, but on the bright side... more free time this summer. #salarydump TrainSen 0 Disgusting! They LOVE Death More Than Life - Child Brusts into Tears on Seeing Israeli Flag TrainSen 0 Dis is Nigeria where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing VIRGINITY. TrainSen 0 Disrespectful ass men I swear TrainSen 0 @distaff me too! So bad at it. I want and need to improve and get things under control again. TrainSen 0 @distaff She does this wonderful subtle thing with the chorus where it's like she's working out WHY she's so fascinated with that woman. TrainSen 0 Distance makes you appreciate all the important people in your life TrainSen 0 District was awesome! Couldn't have done it without my best friend and best chair @le_weirdodoe TrainSen 0 @DISupdates things are happening really fast can't wait to get some new pics of my own GREAT SHOTS TrainSen 0 D It's impossible to beat Sans TrainSen 0 Diva keeps it classy and sassy... Book your stay with us today! TrainSen 0 @divvy_app Say something nice? Haha! Hello, your app looks awesome! Cant wait to get my stickers and try your app! TrainSen 0 @Dizzychick01 @thescript @TheScript_Danny You too ♥ Hope you have amazin day TrainSen 0 @DJBentley Soon there won't be any of that breed left, as good as they are in traditional roles. Every year you have to do and know more. TrainSen 0 @djjennygreene my weekend has officially started happy out TrainSen 0 @DjNawtySA @Radio702 @WOOLWORTHS_SA please don't encourage them ; maybe it's a subtle message about heterosexuals dominating others? TrainSen 0 @djoutlet_ @2hotradio fasho aye mane I appreciate you bumpin that Ballin like you did that's a blessing cause I put my last in my music TrainSen 0 @dj_RTistic These clowns know they ain't swim since the last G -Unit... They ain't foolin nobody. TrainSen 0 Dk why I'm in such a happy mood rn TrainSen 0 @dlb703, you know this pic is not of her, don't you? This pic is of the girl in Thirteen Ghosts. Didn't know Janet had been dead so long. TrainSen 0 @DLoesch Is there anything he cannot do? TrainSen 0 dmc bound, 3 more months to go #cantwait TrainSen 0 @_DmitriMCD_ that's awesome what made you come back TrainSen 0 @DmitryCities ah but the fact that you appreciate the nerdy comment means TrainSen 0 DMV always packed 😒 no matter what day it is 😩 TrainSen 0 @_DMVern @ashleynextdoor and I expect my thank you gift cuz I've invested too much of my time into you kids 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 DNC convention next week can't wait TrainSen 0 Do any of you lovely US fans want to hear the album before it's released? TrainSen 0 Do any other couples out there have the same issue @J1_W00D & I have? We literally wash 1-2 loads of laundry a day! #NotOkay TrainSen 0 Do a roast beef in between 2 trees and land in a few feet of that good shit 😎 TrainSen 0 Dobby I'm already stressed out enough as it is. I don't need that kinda stress in my life too TrainSen 0 @doctordonovans I just heard this from the tv in the living room lmao TrainSen 0 @doctorrah also - just a report leaves GP not knowing what pt knows/ if result acted on etc. TrainSen 0 Doctors : the only form of employment where you can never be fired for running late... #waiting #lame TrainSen 0 Doctor who is trending... Bring back Matt smith 😔 TrainSen 0 Does anybody know any apps where you can download audios on to your phones or convert mp4 to mp3 while its being downloaded TrainSen 0 does anybody know how to say baagee in sign language? since we can't say it at them we can just motion it at them. TrainSen 0 Does everyone else's stupid android auto correct change words like'then ' for'them ' and 'our ' for 'out '? Skynet driving me to suicide TrainSen 0 Does funding science pay? US has attracted 28 Nobel physics winners born in other countries (Physics World ) TrainSen 0 DOES HARRYS LONG NOTE COUNT AS LOOSING MY VIRGINITY TrainSen 0 Does it sting? Can you feel my hate my anger blistering at you? Inflamed and furious that not even the Herculean TrainSen 0 Does my friend look like Pocahontas? TrainSen 0 Doesn't it hurt your chest? TrainSen 0 Does Sexual Slavery have " Nothing to do with Islam "? @UzayB sheds light on #ISIS #BokoHaram + Girl 'grooming ' in UK. TrainSen 0 Does where you live really have an impact on the car you buy? New research says the Ford Fiesta (left ) and Nissan Qashqai (bottom ) are the TrainSen 0 Does Your Latest Investment Pass This Test? TrainSen 0 Does your relationship pass the test? #SethMeyers #Relationship #Life TrainSen 0 @DogMyers Thanks for following back. Enjoy your tweets ; look forward to more. 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Does anyone have any tips for resources/videos/TEDtalks/articles/books on curiosity? TrainSen 0 Do I want to look cute for the two days I have of school or should I just go with sweat pants... this is a struggle TrainSen 0 @dollfaceyeahboy I swear to god can you SHYT THE FUVL U P TrainSen 0 @Dolphin_Project watching this last bit has done me in devastated #tweet4thaiji TrainSen 0 dolphinscheer : Hey there! Looking forward to taking over the Dolphins... #Cheerleaders TrainSen 0 @Dominic_Nickoli ×I nod and smile × yeah, I'm just attracted to the idea of being cufdled for warmth in a tiny tent with you.. It's romantic TrainSen 0 DOMS are the worst, but why do we get them? 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Editor's meeting at 7 TrainSen 0 @dongsaengdeul can we just appreciate that kookie monster are wearing couple outfits that are both nerdy and cute? TrainSen 0 Don Lemon Tells Joy Behar His Career'Took Off ' After Coming Out via @mediaite TrainSen 0 Donna is a beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure. But she can also kick your ass. So glad @OfficialBrianaB plays her TrainSen 0 Do not be afraid to burst the bubbles of Disney -idealism the world is not a playground, the world is full of children's sweatshops. TrainSen 0 Do... Not... Be around my cousins & my homeboys if you see them drinking lol because a fight IS gonna pop off 😂 😂 😂 I be laughing so hard TrainSen 0 DO NOT expect a " Bless You " after your 3rd sneeze. Get that shit under control TrainSen 0 Do not feed any anger, disrespect, hate against you and your beliefs. #Islam is about mercy and forgiveness. TrainSen 0 do not fw me if you making another bitch feel like she has a chance w/ you! TrainSen 0 Do not stand in the corner. Move to the front, be heard, be proud. " Your parents ' best career advice : #BIYP TrainSen 0 don't b big headed judge lol hate big heads #judgerinder TrainSen 0 Don't be a hard rock when you truely are a gem :-) TrainSen 0 Don't Be Mad At Me Yo Bitch Can't Get Enough My Nigga ❗️ TrainSen 0 Don't be posting about what a shitty day you're having, I just lost my damn straw in a Capri Sun! TrainSen 0 Don't be so formal because I'm much older you think it's not nice to ask me help.. Pls do tell me so I won't be feeling much guilt. TrainSen 0 Don't be the chick who easily replaceable be the woman who a man can't live without TrainSen 0 @DontbiteQ when my parents get back TrainSen 0 don't break my cat Kiersten TrainSen 0 dont care about the same shit i used to TrainSen 0 Don't care about what other people think of you. There will always be those people who want to see you fail because they can't succed.. TrainSen 0 Don't Care What Happens To Your Boarding Pass After Flyin TrainSen 0 Don't catch an attitude with me trying to look cool for your " bros ". I don't play that shit B. TrainSen 0 Don't clean out your pantry for a food drive. Think Before You Give #charity #hungry #food TrainSen 0 Dont come looking for love. No love no love TrainSen 0 Don't Despair it's here it's here! Ep 35 of Dead Air - starring 13 ghosts! TrainSen 0 Don't do this shit on thanksgiving TrainSen 0 Don't doubt me, cause I swear Ima try to shit on you 😈 TrainSen 0 Don't drink too much lean ya'll be careful TrainSen 0 don't drink too much soya strawberry milk you'll probably barf like im about to TrainSen 0 Don't ever think I haven't built enough evidence to prove all this shit was you 😊 I'm just waiting for you to fuck up really good TrainSen 0 Don't fancy the cold? Get a takeaway on the way home, we'll box it up for you carefully to enjoy when you get in. TrainSen 0 Don't force someone to make time for you, if they really want to, they will. TrainSen 0 dont forget about late nights laying in the dark & waking up inside my arms boy you'll always be in my heart TrainSen 0 Don't forget the theme for Sat's social is Bring out the Flags! If you would like to dress up feel free, looking forward to see you all! TrainSen 0 DONT FORGET TO PRAY BEFORE YOU SLEEP GOOD NIGHT ❤ #ALDUBPleaseDontGo TrainSen 0 don't get caught up in others opinions bc you'll lose important people & let me tell ya it's not a good feeling TrainSen 0 Don't get me started love. I've had too much to drink. Too much time to think so leave me alone TrainSen 0 Don't give a fuck about none of the bullshit if it's not beneficial to me. TrainSen 0 Don't give a fuck anymore! There's no going back! TrainSen 0 Don't give a fuck what you think of me TrainSen 0 Don't go looking for shit if you don't won't those feelings hurt TrainSen 0 Don't hate me until I give you a reason to. Don't judge me until you know the whole story! ~ TrainSen 0 Don't have time to sit in & enjoy a coffee? We do #Takeaway hot drinks & soups too TrainSen 0 dont have to say a wooooord! TrainSen 0 Dont have to say much TrainSen 0 - Dont Have To Say Much Moe! You My Bruva For Life ✊Keep Eatin On That Court TrainSen 0 Don't hit me up to be boring while we talk. TrainSen 0 don't hmu when you need something TrainSen 0 Don't I know it 😉😏 #sarcasm #schoolphoto #joke TrainSen 0 Don't insult me bro. I didn't see that garbage. Tyrese and mark wahlberg ain't been n a movie together? TrainSen 0 don't insult pigs like that what did the pig do to deserve being compared to a cop TrainSen 0 Don't interrupt people's shit. The professor went to the university to schedule that room. This isn't on the campus quad. Rent your own room TrainSen 0 don't judge my spelling, I got home from a shit day at school and now its late at night. TrainSen 0 Don't just fall for a pretty face and a bangin body. TrainSen 0 Don't know what to have for my tea 😫 #hungry #nothungry #food TrainSen 0 Don't know where where we're going 9 until the morning we rolling rolling rolling TrainSen 0 Don't lick my ear! Yuck TrainSen 0 dont make me post the conversation 😂 TrainSen 0 dont make the mistake of fucking w me cause i will ruin u TrainSen 0 Don't mine at night Please don't get caught by skeletons While you're looking for diamonds They're getting closer, better run #Bot TrainSen 0 Don't miss GEOFFREY FARMER as part of our JET SET live auction! He's making a brand-new piece just for us! TrainSen 0 DON'T MISS JULIEN'S AUCTIONS HOLLYWOOD COSTUME AUCTION! : Hollywood collectors and ordinary people are going to TrainSen 0 Don't miss our 8th Annual Empty Bowls & Silent Auction powered by the Daytona Auto Mall! Buy your tickets now, TrainSen 0 Don't miss out on our HUGE #BlackFriday auction over in our VIP group! #hairbows TrainSen 0 Don't miss out on this Santa piggy set! Auction closes tonight at 9pm cst! Link in the comments. TrainSen 0 Don't miss the 11th Annual Auction and Brunch with @YouthProject_NS its Nov 22nd at the Lord Nelson! TrainSen 0 Don't miss the Arts Place Auction Benefit this evening - drop by & bid on Closet Update gift cards among many other great items! TrainSen 0 Don't miss the Estate Auction today with #HessAuctionGroup! TrainSen 0 Don't miss these auction bargains going on right this minute - -RT & Share! TrainSen 0 Don't miss WALKING THE RUNWAY FOR WISE FASHION SHOW AND SILENT AUCTION tomorrow November 21st at Bluefield Elks TrainSen 0 Don't miss your chance to bid in the Old Rip Van Winkle Charitable Auction #PappyVanWinkle @ORVWDistillery TrainSen 0 Don't miss your chance to bis on this Mercedes -Benz GLK350! Live auction starts at 3 pm! TrainSen 0 Don't miss your chance to give or get a romantic getaway —our annual travel auction ends tomorrow : TrainSen 0 Don't miss your chance to win a beautiful @AMUnitedStates cocktail shaker with @Houseologists! #giveaway #win TrainSen 0 @_DontMockMe_ you should know sleep " never was an option " with me.. It's been a while I didn't take the serum. I am still hearing them. TrainSen 0 Don't need to compare your stressed with mine TrainSen 0 Don't pay attention to this tweet, I'm standing alone in public so I'm doing this to make it look like I'm texting. TrainSen 0 Don't presume to lecture me when I fought for gay and women's rights in the 80s + 90s when it mattered and it was about equality TrainSen 0 Don't really care about being in a relationship, long as we cool. That's my nigga for life. ✊ TrainSen 0 Don't reply to my text but reply to everyone else on the group messages please it really makes me happy 😊 😊 😊 TrainSen 0 Don't RT for the fuck of it. RT things others might find mildly amusing or interesting. Its like someone giving you a bad reference TrainSen 0 don't say it's too late to try, to make it right TrainSen 0 don't say no awkward shit 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Dont shit matter but the money. Fuck everything else kno thaaaa! TrainSen 0 Don't sweat it - we're a football school now. TrainSen 0 @_DontSweatMe besides the other men in there yelling about nonsense lol TrainSen 0 Don't take my niceness for granted I'm still a real nigga TrainSen 0 dont talk to me if you're a fucking piece of shit TrainSen 0 dont talk to me like im fucking 8 years old bitch TrainSen 0 Don't tell me you don't care. TrainSen 0 Don't think I've ever felt this hurt in my life. TrainSen 0 don't think this night could have gone any better TrainSen 0 Don't trust too much. Don't love too much. Don't hope too much, because that too much can hurt you so much. TrainSen 0 Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other. TrainSen 0 Don't turn into who hurt you TrainSen 0 Don't u just love it when the north parking lot is always packed and the person in charge won't let you change lots. Fuck Mentor High man. TrainSen 0 Don't u just love long bus rides?:);) TrainSen 0 Don't understand as pretty sure I already apologised to you two weeks ago but eh whatever TrainSen 0 Don't use this attack to defend multiculturalism. We don't want to carry on as 2nd class citizens in our own country TrainSen 0 Don't wana see a single person today, thanks! really really fun night with everyone but today, don't talk to me TrainSen 0 Don't wanna be stressed over such things like that right now hahahaha please leave me alone I don't need you yet. 😂 😜 TrainSen 0 don't wanna eat sleep drink do ANYTHING but doing nothing hurts?!?!?!?! HELP ME TrainSen 0 Don't waste time grieving over past mistakes. Learn from them and move on. TrainSen 0 don't worry babe. People throw rocks at things that shine. I love you ❤️ TrainSen 0 Don't worry, the grass is always greener on the other side TrainSen 0 Don't worth about anything, instead pray about everything. TrainSen 0 Don't you fucking dare try to argue that there is ever a reason to be a shit boyfriend. If you don't care for your girl leave her. Simple. TrainSen 0 dont you hate it when you miss people who turned out to be really shitty to you? TrainSen 0 Don't you just love waking up early TrainSen 0 Don't you just love when someone bullshits you TrainSen 0 DON'T YOU KNOW, DON'T YOU KNOWWWW TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT TrainSen 0 Don't you know that formerly the Amycleans worshipped the noble Bacchus above all other gods, and gave him the name of Psila, which in the TrainSen 0 Don't you love it? #not TrainSen 0 Don't you love waking up to cat poop on your bed? 😐😡 TrainSen 0 Doom and Joker the best villains of all time TrainSen 0 Do people enjoy stealing my credit card info and exceeding my credit limit. Seriously 2 times already 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 TrainSen 0 Do people really think this is funny? Our " STAFF " tried that on us once, hehe they got 40 claws extended. Cute tho TrainSen 0 Do people that believe in reincarnation not say yolo? #deepthought TrainSen 0 doragonisi Hace 2 semanas It's a beautiful day outside. Flickies are singing. Flowers are spinning On days like these, " Original " Character TrainSen 0 Dorothy St. Angelo is the proud owner of a 2016 Nissan Rogue, and is thrilled with her salesperson, Bobby Winter. TrainSen 0 @dorrminique i laughed for like 20 minutes TrainSen 0 @Dory @AshlynGlass then the college freshman in front of the high school seniors TrainSen 0 @Dory people get mad at Dory bc she steals tweets but half of em do the same thing 😁 😂 TrainSen 0 @Dory she can't talk. She looks exactly like her father which is nasty af TrainSen 0 @Dory @YoungGPaper I'm actually crying, like why would you RT this? You are a terrible person. But I love you so much for doing it too... TrainSen 0 Do some people ever stop going on, you're boring 😴 😴 TrainSen 0 Do something awesome, no one sees it. Do something embarrassing, everyone sees it. TrainSen 0 do teachers understand that you take other classes TrainSen 0 Do these 2 things to release the power of God into your challenging situation. #stress #frustration TrainSen 0 do they mean the " old suho " that they liked to make fun of for being ~boring TrainSen 0 Double E keeps it classy. #ToKillAMockingbird TrainSen 0 Double J always keeps it classy TrainSen 0 Double Sexy Package Is The Best Type Of Package TrainSen 0 Double text me. Annoy me. Give me your attention. I love tf outta that shit. 😍 TrainSen 0 @DoubleWinning Cool. I'm getting home in about 20 mins so it should be great TrainSen 0 Doubt if I pass this test 😞 TrainSen 0 @DoucheTheMonkey That is quite an impressive line-up for a news station that started only 8 days ago TrainSen 0 @DoucheVictorino then I eat it early and get hungry again at lunch time TrainSen 0 do u ever become friends with someone and then u get to know them and its like no wait i don't like u can we stop this friendship thing TrainSen 0 do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it TrainSen 0 do u ever do u ever just have that one class that one freaking class that just depresses u when u think about it bc oh god u hate it so much TrainSen 0 do u ever feel like no one actually wants to talk to you or even likes you TrainSen 0 do u ever feel like screaming ‘fuck you ' to your family members but you can't so you just keep the anger inside and complain on your twitter TrainSen 0 do u ever feel people staring at u and then you suddenly forget how to walk TrainSen 0 do u ever feel so ugly all u wanna do is go home TrainSen 0 do u ever get a message and don't reply bc you know u don't have any chill & if u do reply, u may be liable to hurt someone's feelings? TrainSen 0 Do u ever get random bursts of love for ur friends? They're annoying af and I could murder them sometimes but you just love them so much TrainSen 0 do u ever go on youtube just to watch a music video then 5 hours later u find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe TrainSen 0 do u ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they arent talking TrainSen 0 do u ever just break out in song when u hear a certain word TrainSen 0 do u ever just crave someones presence and realize they probably dont even think about you TrainSen 0 do u ever just dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them TrainSen 0 do u ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on u & then ur not sure if they actually do or if ur just really really self-absorbed TrainSen 0 do u ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you're just like this is it this is how it ends TrainSen 0 do u ever just make plans for the whole day then suddenly it's 8pm & you've done absolutely nothing TrainSen 0 do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them TrainSen 0 do u ever just miss someone and then u realize how trash they were and realize like fuck them TrainSen 0 do u ever just picture yourself with someone and imagine all these scenarios and conversations u two could have TrainSen 0 do u ever just realize wow I'm gonna miss this moment while ur actually living it TrainSen 0 do u ever just wanna do a split but then you realize u cant TrainSen 0 Do U ever just wanna rant and be really sarcastic end then realise if you tweet it you'll offend literally everyone and start drama TrainSen 0 do u ever just wish everything in ur life could be perfect all the time TrainSen 0 do u ever just wish that one thing didnt happen to you TrainSen 0 do u ever just wish you can do a backflip then u realize u cant TrainSen 0 do u ever just wonder how different everything would be if that one thing did not happen TrainSen 0 do u ever leave ur phone for like an hour and expect to come back to like 60 texts but u get none yeah same TrainSen 0 DO U EVER LIKE A SONG SO MUCH AND NOBODY REALLY KNOWS IT AND THEN THE SONG GETS OVERPLAYED & THEN EVERYONE KNOWS IT & YOURE JUST SO ANNOYED 😫 TrainSen 0 do u ever look at someone's lips and... u just wanna mmmmmmm TrainSen 0 do u ever look at someone u used to trip over and ur just like hahahahaha TrainSen 0 Do u ever look back at a really good point in ur life and wish you'd cherished it more TrainSen 0 do u ever lose ur phone in ur blankets & spend 5 minutes searching & then u end up having to take all the blankets off and U JUST GET SO MAD TrainSen 0 do u ever love a celebrity so much it makes you sad TrainSen 0 do u ever miss someone and then you think fuck that because they probably aren't even thinking about you TrainSen 0 do u ever pretend like u didn't see something so the other person doesn't feel embarrassed TrainSen 0 do u ever say bye to someone and in the back of your mind ur hoping they'll fight for the conversation not to end TrainSen 0 do u ever say something so bitchy and ur like damn i need to chill lol TrainSen 0 do u ever see a dog and ur like wow i want that dog TrainSen 0 do u ever smell certain scents and it reminds you of a particular time in your life? TrainSen 0 do u ever stretch and it makes u feel like u got ur life together TrainSen 0 do u ever take a nice selfie and stare at it too long and realize that its actually the worst pic ever TrainSen 0 do u ever tell a story and the u realize nobody is paying attention so you slowly fade out pretending you said nothing TrainSen 0 do u ever wanna do a backflip and u realize u cant TrainSen 0 do u ever want to grab someone in ur class and pull their face close while staring at them in the eyes then whisper shut the fuck up TrainSen 0 do u ever wonder how many girls have screenshot your shit and put it in a group message and just completely slaughtered you TrainSen 0 do u ever wonder how many people's dreams you have been in TrainSen 0 do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you TrainSen 0 do u ever wonder what ur most noticeable feature is like what do people see first when they look at u TrainSen 0 @DouglasFarina ooh, it came up as a square for me lol. :) TrainSen 0 @DougStanhope don't make light of such a heavy, heavy topic. NOW will fuck your ass up. Crazy bitches who lift weights. TrainSen 0 @DougStanhope Doug love your fuckin comedy and stories. Watchin you and Rogan from a few months back. Brilliant & fuckin funny as always. TrainSen 0 @DougStanhope I'm drunk as hell and decided to watch your special instead of jacking off in my roommates kitchen. #evanwilliams TrainSen 0 @DoUSeeDisCOAT when you're not grown so ya fridge is always full and you ain't gotta pay bills TrainSen 0 @DoveCameron you are my favorite actor i really like your work TrainSen 0 @DoveCameron You're so cute! I love you so much, you precious little sunshine. Please REPLY to me, it would mean the WORLD! TrainSen 0 Downed 3 cups of coffee, I'm already feeling wired 😳 TrainSen 0 Download - Business Strategy (The Brian Tracy Success Library ) TrainSen 0 Download " Don't fingerprint My Soul " here. One of Top 3 most downloaded clips. --- TrainSen 0 Downloaded all George Harrison songs FREE with Free YouTube to MP3 Boom via @Freemakecom TrainSen 0 downloaded #Nevermind as mp3 so i can hear it all the time ahhh i can't even describe how much i love it and the boys overall, so proud 😭 ❤ ❤🎇 TrainSen 0 Do you believe in life after TaB? Joke's on you, TaB will be around long after you're dead. #TaBSlogan2016 TrainSen 0 do you ever eat so much you feel like ur gonna die but then keep eating TrainSen 0 Do you ever express feelings and then afterwards you're like : WOW that was gay as fuck. TrainSen 0 do you ever feel like having too many feelings that you just might explode TrainSen 0 Do you ever feel like running away? Just suddenly leaving. No note, no warning. Just getting your shit, and leaving. TrainSen 0 do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk TrainSen 0 do you ever feel physically sick because you know you're not good enough for anybody and you can't do anything right and you're too tired TrainSen 0 do you ever feel the need to ask someone if they actually still want you in their life because it always feels like they don't really care TrainSen 0 Do you ever finish watching a series or movie and you're like... so what do I do with my life now? TrainSen 0 Do you ever get a weird crush on someone that's not even attractive but you're just attracted to them and you don't know why? TrainSen 0 do you ever get in those really weird moods that you can't even explain what you're feeling it's like everythings mixed together all at once TrainSen 0 do you ever get so bad and shitty you forget to shower for a whole week haha yeah same TrainSen 0 do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot TrainSen 0 Do you ever go on youtube just to watch a music video then 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe? TrainSen 0 do you ever go to school confident in what you're wearing and you get there and you're kind of just like wow well that was a terrible idea TrainSen 0 do you ever hate someone so much but you don't even have a valid reason you're just like no TrainSen 0 do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it's 5pm and you've achieved literally nothing TrainSen 0 do you ever have so much to do that you just decide to take a nap TrainSen 0 do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren't even talking TrainSen 0 Do you ever just be like why these hoes bandwagon so much. TrainSen 0 Do you ever just crave someone's presence? Like you would literally be happy just sitting next to them. It could be dead silent but perfect. TrainSen 0 Do you ever just hate someone so much that whenever they do literally ANYTHING you're like TrainSen 0 do you ever just look at people at school and have a sudden urge to push them down the stairs TrainSen 0 Do you ever just look at really attractive people and sigh. TrainSen 0 do you ever just look at someone and feel the urge to repeatedly smash them in the face with a rock TrainSen 0 do you ever just look at someone and think " wow, let me take off your pants? " TrainSen 0 Do you ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but make you so happy just imagining them? TrainSen 0 Do you ever just meet one person and at first it is awkward then you start talking & its like Holy shit where have you been all my life TrainSen 0 Do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns. TrainSen 0 do you ever just sit in a group of people and know that you don't matter TrainSen 0 do you ever just sit there and realize that you mean nothing to anyone and you start feeling like shit TrainSen 0 do you ever just sit there and think " why am I not rich " TrainSen 0 do you ever just wake up and go " nope " and roll over and go back to sleep? TrainSen 0 Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper, " no one gives a fuck "? TrainSen 0 do you ever just want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone too much TrainSen 0 Do you ever just want to redecorate your bedroom & buy new clothes & completely reinvent yourself but then you realize it takes time & money TrainSen 0 Do you ever just want to scream " NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU " in someones face. TrainSen 0 do you ever just want to sit outside with someone and talk all night TrainSen 0 do you ever just wear headphones so people won ’t talk to you TrainSen 0 Do you ever just wonder how different your life would be if that one thing didn't happen? TrainSen 0 do you ever listen to a song and remember exactly what life was like when you first heard it TrainSen 0 do you ever look at a boy's hands and just nod to yourself TrainSen 0 do you ever look at a couple and say to yourself, " wow you guys are probably going to break up. " lol TrainSen 0 Do you ever look at someone you used to trip over and you're just like hahahahahaha TrainSen 0 do you ever look at your pet and you can literally feel your heart melting because you love them so much TrainSen 0 Do you ever look back at that one thing and wish it didnt happen? TrainSen 0 do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person TrainSen 0 Do you ever randomly remember that one time 4 years ago you said something REALLY awkward and you're just like GOD WHY AM I SUCH AN IDIOT TrainSen 0 do you ever remember one thing and wish you could go back to those days TrainSen 0 do you ever see someone hot and you just think " bruuuuuuuuh " TrainSen 0 do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown TrainSen 0 do you ever think about shit you did in the past and just go why the fuck did nobody punch me in the face TrainSen 0 Do you ever think your special to someone but then you see this person acting the same with everyone else and you just kind of Oh Alright. TrainSen 0 Do you ever wanna do a backflip then you realize you can't? TrainSen 0 Do you ever wish you had a second chance to meet someone again for the first time? TrainSen 0 do you ever wish your investigating skills weren't as good cos you always end up seeing something you wish you didn't & it's all your fault TrainSen 0 Do you ever wonder if anyone reads your twitter like everyday just to check on you? TrainSen 0 Do you get distracted easily? Here's 7 cool ideas on staying focused and getting more done in your life. ;) TrainSen 0 Do You Go To Sleep Excited To Wake Up The Next day? TrainSen 0 Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you & they're stabbing it? No? How about now? TrainSen 0 Do you guys ever just stare into the sunset and think : I locked the door, right? TrainSen 0 Do you guys remember how in the 90's we had a room in our houses called " the computer room "? TrainSen 0 Do you have a charger? " is the new " Could I bum a cigarette? TrainSen 0 do you have any Christmas T -shirts for us Australians? It's awfully hot down here TrainSen 0 DO YOU HAVE THAT ONE PERSON IN SCHOOL WHO EVERYONE LOVES BUT YOU DON'T AND EVERYTHING THEY DO JUST GETS ON YOUR NERVES TrainSen 0 Do you have those friends where you can't even remember how you became friends you were just suddenly friends TrainSen 0 Do you know how much it hurts when you come home from a long day and there's no food at home TrainSen 0 Do you know when Michael Jackson began his solo career? Take the My Coke Rewards music quiz. #MusicMaster TrainSen 0 Do you know who is awesome? My 1 new follower in the last day! Growing with TrainSen 0 Do you need more peace of mind during these stressful times, and greater inner strength and confidence to get TrainSen 0 do you regret loosing your virginity to the person you lost it toooo? TrainSen 0 Do you remember last September's power outage in #SanDiego? Would you be ready for another? TrainSen 0 Do you remember telling Michael Savage that you listen to his racist trash all the time? TrainSen 0 Do you remember the night When you brought it all up How you couldn't move on How You were still I love TrainSen 0 Do you remember when the #Tories brought in Mary #QOS to sort out the high street. That was a success wasnt it. TrainSen 0 do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead TrainSen 0 Do your parents know that you've fucked up your life real bad? TrainSen 0 do you solemnly swear to stay in your lane, your whole lane, and nothing but your lane TrainSen 0 Do you sometimes feel that there isn't room in your car for YOU anymore? As usual, we rush to the rescue with... @Jessflufff haha aww nothing wrong with that sometimes, I think I'm going out tomorrow for the first time in months! TrainSen 0 Do you think Irene will want a purple or pink steam iron? We're trying to get ready for when she contacts us! TrainSen 0 Do you wanna do a bunch of fun stuff with me? " IM YELLING TrainSen 0 Do you want a cookie for that? #notagreatachievement TrainSen 0 @DragonFireXD87 yay i know i dont really know u but i am happy TrainSen 0 @Drake @AppleMusic ima find this illegally somewhere and link everybody no worries TrainSen 0 Drake has me feeling good this morning 😅 TrainSen 0 @Drake I'm happy for you you've been waiting her to love you for 7 years now she has a forever tattoo only for you TrainSen 0 @drake see this is why the REAL rap community don't fuck wit u, u dissed the whole community for a white boy like u? Niggaz will rap circles TrainSen 0 Drake still hasn't made anything better than fear, closer or say what's real... I don't know if he can TrainSen 0 @Drake, thank you for the best night of my life. TrainSen 0 @Drake your opening act is sucking right now bro... I'm here and he's missing every note and the music isn't even good... #notimpressed TrainSen 0 @draltafulhassan thank you very much, same to you as well. Wishing you a wonderful blessed TrainSen 0 @dramafever looks like fated to love you hehehe TrainSen 0 Drama on the first day of school! #awesome! TrainSen 0 @_drane @steelershockey cheers didn't see that might be due to this game is causing me to drink too much! TrainSen 0 Drank a nice lil bit last night... feeling good this morning tho TrainSen 0 Draw and Fade Golf Shots Cavity or Blade - TrainSen 0 @DrayaFace get an 2016 Toyota Avalon or Nissan Maxima? How basic u getting? TrainSen 0 @DrayaFace get a Nissan Altima or Maxima TrainSen 0 Dreamed I had kids they'd all drown or get eaten by giant plants TrainSen 0 @Dreaming_Dee18 lol fuck no I stay playing the game I've always had a console, I be crushing shit on BO3 TrainSen 0 Dream Of Peace [Aeterna Vocal Edit ] on #SoundCloud TrainSen 0 dreams are what i used to chase but by God's grace and favour... they are chasing me now... always grateful TrainSen 0 dre just yelled at me because I said " I love you too " 😩 😂 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Dressing Mac & Cheese is what I'm looking forward to TrainSen 0 Dressing up as a tree and standing in the forest and scaring joggers that run by... #YOLO TrainSen 0 Dressing What's your fav holiday dish that you're looking forward to? TrainSen 0 Dress ordered for Saturday looking forward to a girls night TrainSen 0 Dress rehearsal went really well tonight, finally looking forward to performing Much Ado TrainSen 0 @DrewFranklinKSR : It was a conspiracy to tank the whole program because he had long hair! Lol TrainSen 0 Drew is still fuckin cute with his broke ass glasses fuck this kid I'm out TrainSen 0 @drew @Techmeme @gaberivera the absolute joy I get from should be embarrassing. TrainSen 0 @Dr_Ginni life's about what you make it not what you let other people make it! TrainSen 0 @DrGMLaTulippe lol it was so funny - I always feel like odd man out and to see how distinct my choices were it was like " welp, there it is. " TrainSen 0 @DrHotelMario Pretty sure that guy was being that way on purpose and that it's a really sarcastic parody. TrainSen 0 Drift " They Left Me For Dead " Album Release Party November 28th TrainSen 0 @_DrinaG too bad, you gotta come see your bestfriend. TrainSen 0 drink bleach I hate sharp things TrainSen 0 Drinking a Marks & Spencer Belgian Wheat Beer by @Deliriumbrewery - TrainSen 0 Drinking double for the homies who can't @Uglymanegus lol TrainSen 0 Drinking lemonade from the 2 L bottle instead of using a cup. #livingthecollegelife #rebel TrainSen 0 Drinking on the job lol TrainSen 0 Drinking through my hangover wasn't one of my best ideas 😷 TrainSen 0 Drink too much coffee, wear lipstick that's too dark, and never settle for a life you don't want TrainSen 0 Drink too much wine for my own good me TrainSen 0 Drive less than 10K a year? Check out and Enter to Win a $50 Gas Card & Swag TrainSen 0 Driving to Manchester, topic of conversation - Who names hurricanes and why do they have normal names? #deepthought TrainSen 0 @DrJulieHyde @PHoare1963 I enjoyed all 3 public lectures held @ RSC ChemWeek. Thank you for making Chemistry fun! :) TrainSen 0 Dr. King has been arrested again for fighting for what is right. #WeStandWithMLK #Selma TrainSen 0 DROWNING SHADOWS Pre -order the album on @iTunes and my new song will download instantly. TrainSen 0 @DrPhil a guy that is visiting or seeing her but not talking to her TrainSen 0 @DrPhil hey daddy shove your big old bald head in my pussy and use my asshole as a blender for your breakfast smoothies TrainSen 0 @DrPhil I think I have all of these. I feel half crazy most of the time. TrainSen 0 @drspreen1 thanks for following TrainSen 0 Drunk watching burlesque with a whole bunch of dudes is the best thing ever TrainSen 0 @DrWhoElDoctor fall outs with friends, embarrassment at a house party, road rage on the road I feel as if I'm going a bit crazy! TrainSen 0 @DRyan100 @brotips that's awesome! I've started making a building like that. Not to that effect though. But that was great! TrainSen 0 @DSMarty It must be nice to be back! Where's home base for you? TrainSen 0 @Dthomas_43 yeah that's impossible. You're saying that cause we don't have school Monday 😂 how we got the same lunch & I never seen you TrainSen 0 @dtreystarling Well, glad they're back. Sometimes it was the only highlight of the game. TrainSen 0 @dtwing Some great articles up this week - IT departments definitely need to be investing more in innovation and making IT even better! TrainSen 0 @DTwistedSauce There's a thing called waiting pa din antiiii! #WorthTheWait TrainSen 0 Duane Steele - Two People In a Room - TrainSen 0 Dude : " Hey Sexy Can I Get Ur Number? " Me : " I Dont Know You & Ur Not My Type.. " Dude : " Well What Ur Type Is.! " Me : " Cute.. " *Walks Off* TrainSen 0 Dude keeps touching this girls butt at the bar so you know its real TrainSen 0 Dude u were 3hrs late, do somn abt botho f yall RT " @3PLE_JAY @yhurboiJAY & his inability to keep to time? Even wen I was 3hours late! " TrainSen 0 Due to the deteriorating weather we are going to cancel classes for Friday night 11 -20 -15 and Saturday morning 11 -21 -15... Please stay safe! TrainSen 0 @dulcejimin I hate this so much this is an insult to me and my family delete this TrainSen 0 Dumb bitch made me change my plans and the bitch never showed TrainSen 0 @DuncanCZC_ i've had enough of your bullshits. this is the end bye TrainSen 0 Duncan Keith fucking piece of shit TrainSen 0 Dunno if I even have time to finish studying like, 6 books Welp gotta read while drawing while watching YouTube videos while eating... Yay TrainSen 0 @dunollie_cat At least the music was great though! :) TrainSen 0 During Kissing You Yuri was waving and peace signing and winking I could not handle that much cute TrainSen 0 During the #BETXAfrica media roundtable this afternoon. This festival going to blow you away! TrainSen 0 #Duterte2016 great feeling upon hearing this good news for a sunday morning. Fantastic baby! :) TrainSen 0 @DV8aBit I just got home from work! Pooped! haha! Going to bed now sweetie! I love this pic! Miss you sweetie! Love you! TrainSen 0 @_dvnn #aliceinwonderland The kids were great! Favorite little actor was 🐀 #DoorMouse Two Yagers and a Smith TrainSen 0 @Dvukkk @vasquez_Jacobb aw you're such a good friend TrainSen 0 @DwyaneWade take care, i know how it feels to loose someone you love due to a shootout. But keep your head up and focus on god. 🙏🏼👍🏼 TrainSen 0 @DwyaneWade unfortunately it is the Wild West out there because of the ethics of the people who did this crime. The problem starts at home. TrainSen 0 @dxspxratelust i just needed to release my frustration is all. TrainSen 0 Dybala is dropping too deep. Allegri needs to realize he is no Tevez. The closer Dybala is to the goal the better TrainSen 0 😂 😂 😂 dying at the smile ppl get when u say honestly i havent started that essay/assignment/studying either. 😂 😂 😂 ✋ TrainSen 0 Dying because the people in my twitter TL are kinda effed up... #funny #funnyfriends #jokes #laughing TrainSen 0 DYLAN KEEPS TRIPPING IM DEAD TrainSen 0 @_dymvr I told Mal to tell you that your best friend said she loves you. And you said who 😓 I was #devastated TrainSen 0 Dynamic Devices attending the First International Congress in Sports Physical Therapy. Three impressions. TrainSen 0 @DZwooo implying its ever too late to try TrainSen 0 Each moment that lies ahead is the unknown, let's all face our unknowns with great triumph! TrainSen 0 Eager to slim down? works perfect for just that TrainSen 0 #Eagles backup QB Lewis looking forward to dressing on Sunday via @ThePressofAC TrainSen 0 @Ealasaidmunro looking forward to it. Have yet to pick out a dress. TrainSen 0 Ear doctor cause I'm dying 😁 #Sarcasm #SMH TrainSen 0 Earlier I heard a woman in her 50s complaining about how her favourite tea room has closed down #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 Early Christmas mood in the office, and tonight is the holiday dinner! one month in advance! Agha happy holidays! TrainSen 0 Early Christmas present for me! 😍 #SmileJamaica earphones ❤️ #OneLove TrainSen 0 @earthscraft who is really intimidated by a mans balls? Bihhh you better get on them knees and get to work... 👅😈😈 TrainSen 0 @eason_garrett along with the other countries having troubles though these tuff times. TrainSen 0 @EASPORTSNHL Nhl used to be a game I'd look forward to playing and arguably the best sports game but wow you guys took major steps back TrainSen 0 @EatBird No, it was stuck on another one, but it stuck out in my mind. TrainSen 0 Eating chocolate in the shower TrainSen 0 Eating Nutella out the jar will always be my weakness TrainSen 0 @eaunderwoodOU I could not handle that much excitement at one time... lol TrainSen 0 Ebay Snipe RT ↺ Harry Potter Lot Of 8 Hc Books Vguc Smoke Free Home ↺Please Favorite & Share TrainSen 0 @EBCHamble Thanks for your @chapel_sessions RT would love to fill Chapel for penultimate concert b4 lengthy refurb TrainSen 0 @EBONYMag Also praying for people in Nigeria. suffering from attacks of Boko Haram. Enough prayers to go around. TrainSen 0 #EbookZeek Business Strategy (The Brian Tracy Success Library ) TrainSen 0 @Eco_Yogini I'm not sure I'd say that. It's more like... I was maybe too much of a suck for how creepy the first episode was. TrainSen 0 Eddie is the best person ever TrainSen 0 @EdeniaLady so that everyone can see your pretty face. 😊 TrainSen 0 @edeweysmith Thank you for always Blessing me here on Twitter. I appreciate you. TrainSen 0 @EdisonGarciano - Thanks for following. God bless you and your family and ministry and business. TrainSen 0 Ed Sheeran is going to star in the new Bridget Jones movie TrainSen 0 @edsheeran's Kiss Me has been playing in my head all week long. TrainSen 0 @edsheeran we're missing you, I miss you too much Ed, back to us, honey I love you a lot, " reddie " TrainSen 0 @EdsonBarbozaJR. Please please tell us your fighting before the year is over? TrainSen 0 @edstetzer : Only took you 14 mins to decide? I can only hope you give the DNC equal time. TrainSen 0 Educate before you convert and find ways to filter for not right customers - TrainSen 0 Education never makes a man educated precise society does #deepthought TrainSen 0 @edwardnunez5 happy birthday Ed! Have a great day 🎈 TrainSen 0 @edwardnunez5 happy birthday 😈 hope you have a great day 🎈 TrainSen 0 @EeahAlhabsyi well, there's a reason why " they " love recruiting people from here hehehe. TrainSen 0 @eecks I'm sorry ;^; I often just fave things I find witty, amusing or interesting when I have nothing more to offer to complete them! TrainSen 0 Effect of cognitive behavior group therapy on parenting #stress in mothers of children with #autism TrainSen 0 @efissenden Two of the three plagues seem to have been wrestled under control! Just the third to go and the coughing. I'll take it! :D TrainSen 0 @egino " @TimeOutLondon : The mice at Farringdon station are hungry. Hungry for blood : via @ronniejoice " TrainSen 0 Ehh why not run another one back. TrainSen 0 Eh! 😂 " @mitch_officiall : Man Shitty Lost ARSE -anal lost Real MAdrid Lost... what a great saturday it has been " TrainSen 0 Eh some things just don't need to be stressed about TrainSen 0 Eight Children from Seven women. That's quite an impressive achievement. The man just knows how to make everything big! TrainSen 0 @EinnodW it's subtle I don't make it obvious... put please believe I'm looking TrainSen 0 either funny, attractive +interesting or stupid enough to be amusing (whether it be bc of drama or 2dumb2function ) TrainSen 0 Either it's gonna be an easy win or an easy loss... I'm prepared for the 2nd... Intuition, hope you're just scaring me TrainSen 0 Either she's pretty or ugly, rich or poor, sexy or FAT, virgin or not, every woman deserves to be RESPECTED. ✔ TrainSen 0 @ejazhaider @amerdesmukh Ejaz sb your intellectualism is hard for people to understand. stay whst u r my prayers Stay blessed and happy TrainSen 0 @ejgoodsell You are too funny sometimes. I just can't take it TrainSen 0 @ejrainfordbrent is an absolute joy on the cricket commentary. And I tend towards being a non-fan of women commentating on sport I like. TrainSen 0 @eju86 haha enjoy. I've just put some beers on chill for a relaxing evening in. Do you do takeaway 😄 TrainSen 0 @Ekcopye does Kevin have no shame 😳 TrainSen 0 @ElaineBucko ALWAYS packed. Baggot St the best by a mile - in terms of packed (ness ) TrainSen 0 @elaynaxface thank u I became invested in this decision very quickly TrainSen 0 El Classico, I'm A Celeb and tea ☕ tonight 😊 TrainSen 0 @electric_chapel i can't personally at all relate to those lyrics but i love it lol TrainSen 0 Electric picnic has a fantastic line up this year #wow TrainSen 0 Elementary pressed for recess middle fuck dis shit highschool man I'm boutah go see dis bitch n skool but man I CNT wait to finish skool 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 @ElenaDeLuca at least its nice outside TrainSen 0 elenamateus0 Harry_Styles needs to let me braid his hair TrainSen 0 Elephants upstairs? STFU TrainSen 0 Eleven days until the @NFCAorg National Convention! Are you as excited as we are? #FillYourBucket #cantwait TrainSen 0 Elf musical very enjoyable and feeling extra Christmassy now! Well done all the fantastic cast #elfthemusical #Dominion TrainSen 0 @elfordminis looks awesome. How long did it take to paint? TrainSen 0 elibeth's cousin are freaking me out. they are like looking at me and its creeping me out TrainSen 0 @elijahwood @TwitchFilm Just watched The Faculty again such an awesome movie man! Just had the urge to say that. Need to watch Cooties still TrainSen 0 @elise0917 I should go to sleep instead of doing random shit lol TrainSen 0 @elissakh Good luck in every step you take and every choice you make. I love you ❤️ ❤️ TrainSen 0 @elissakh wanna say early congratulation success after success. powerful women <3 proud to be one of ur fans TrainSen 0 Elita's new project is a smooth sail with a 90's feel mixed with r &b appeal... so you know its real #Elita TrainSen 0 @Elite3Official @Nowacking omg. please find a way to sneak a subtle lil " poop " line in for rock XD TrainSen 0 @elithinks you really have to love school 😂 TrainSen 0 @ElizabethAnnHa9 @SimonJCLeBON No freaking way. Life is creepy enough right now to hear/view that hot mess 'o nightmare, lol TrainSen 0 @ElizabethMcGov @AnnCusack May God give strength to everyone suffering in the whole world. P. s Liz, you need to charge your phone xD TrainSen 0 @ellannjacq Great meeting you, Ellie, and a BIG CONGRATS for you & your team putting together such a successful event! TrainSen 0 @EllaTheCouch : @THE_RGC omg so excited " shss cake woman! TrainSen 0 @Elleeebrammerrr when you don't have school on Wednesday and everyone else does TrainSen 0 @ellegellett but why are you in a foul mood Elle? #imjoking cheer up! Xx TrainSen 0 @ellenbarkin your tolerance is a breath of fresh air #isaac #rnc TrainSen 0 @ellieeejay hahahahahahahahaha! :'L oh I just loooove you so much for putting this on twitterrrrr -. - ;) TrainSen 0 @Ellinxr That's awesome! Meh my life has been pretty shit lately and I'm going to be doing homework all night but besides that I'm good. TrainSen 0 @ElliotTaylor2 😔 😔 I need to see you soon! Btw I love reading about my bestfriend being an all star! #proudbf ❤️ Can't wait to see you play TrainSen 0 @elliottkember Plus it has a great new inspector! TrainSen 0 @EllohimeTwitch too much load on that breaker. Upstairs rooms are intentionally lower for fire code reasons. TrainSen 0 @elmalquerido @iaaxpage @PamNotSpam your town you guys decide and I will be there. What day did we decide? TrainSen 0 #ElNiño is expected to peak in the next month or so. But what does that mean? New blog post! TrainSen 0 $elr - spdr dow stock analysis - day trading option - TrainSen 0 @ElTalOscar I changed the password after I was hacked but that was like 2 weeks ago and I just got this. Just don't wanna get tricked again TrainSen 0 Email isn't dying - it's getting better, says Black Pearl | ZDNet TrainSen 0 @emaroniee bc it made me get grossed out and I know u hate puke too. Love u hahahhaan TrainSen 0 Embrace a child today. " When I close my eyes, I dream of peace. " Judy Collins - Song For Sarajevo via @YouTube TrainSen 0 @EmbryBrooks I guess I got one more week to at least be half right 😉 TrainSen 0 Emilia was born weighing just 8 OUNCES and is believed to be the world's tiniest baby TrainSen 0 @EmilyCanham where can I find more guys like @JakeBoys you two are relationship goals and I need a Jake in my life 😂 TrainSen 0 @Emily_Himel July needs to come faster TrainSen 0 @EmilyLawrason you just wanted us to know you go to the gym #sneaky TrainSen 0 @emilyxsnapp @lxlayyy same, A and will are yelling at me haha, I love Jeeps man TrainSen 0 @__Emimi AAAAAA SAME HERE OMG IM SUPER EXCITED! LET'S GIVE OUR BEST UNTIL IT ENDS! waaaa im good im good! i've been studying a lot too TrainSen 0 @Eminem Chip still hadn't responded so your second choice send the lyrics to joshbarron23@googlemail. com Chip thinks hes too big for Mc Jay TrainSen 0 @Eminem Day 1 waiting for Eminem to answer me and make me the happiest person alive TrainSen 0 @emliaelna aw babe u dont have to say that 😽 TrainSen 0 @emm45628 like I don't hate classes or teachers ever but I HATE that class TrainSen 0 @emmablackery you look lovely 3 TrainSen 0 @EmmaWillis I hope bear wins just to get right up ur suck up snotty nose willis, i'm not a big fan of bear but the huge bias is disgraceful TrainSen 0 @emmsoneja lmao my ex BF would never let me braid his hair! He liked the " Princess Leia " buns more. 😂 TrainSen 0 @emnhassan he blocked me 😂 😂 😂 😂 could not handle it at all TrainSen 0 @EmpireFOX @TherealTaraji @YazzTheGreatest Hakeem was trying to tell his mom about her man was into no good. Now she know. I'm so glad TrainSen 0 @empirekendalI You should be great full, cuz some don't even have a mom (me ) TrainSen 0 Empire State of Cronut 🗽 Shout out to for bringing TrainSen 0 @emraanhashmi s #MainRahoonYaNaRahoon coming tomorrow & @iamsrk #Dilwale new song coming this week! #excited TrainSen 0 @emstoute : love being 18 so I can buy everybody else shit bc I don't do drugs 😀 #not " you don't have to be 18 to buy drugs TrainSen 0 @EmWatson I know I ask much,and sorry if this is bothering you,but how can I help HeForShe,I will do feminism speech at school,but what else TrainSen 0 @EmWatson I love you will go out with me and be my girlfriend TrainSen 0 @EmWatson Make a difference Emma. You represent a fantastic cause which will make the world a better place for women and men #HeForShe 👍🇬🇧🇺🇸 TrainSen 0 @EmWatson One must think about why is there still need of asking for a change in lives of women i guess @EmWatson itll always be like that.. TrainSen 0 @Emzillaa_ wtf is wrong with people lmao TrainSen 0 @EnamouredArcher Regina smiles up at him, " Tired is an understatement but you surely can lift my spirits. " Picking up her glass of -- TrainSen 0 @enchantress1104 oh yeah forgot about that shit TrainSen 0 @endhomelesnes to me Judy their is no one better than another there is no such thing of putting people in categories we are all the same TrainSen 0 End of #ASOR15 but what a wonderful year! Thanks to all of the wonderful people I met. Hopeful that I get to connect with more next year. TrainSen 0 End your relationship with mediocrity. It has no place in your life when you're doing what's best for you. Reach your greatest potential. TrainSen 0 Enemies who once was a friend TrainSen 0 Enemy " It was once said keep your friends close, and keep your enemy (s ) closer, after all who knows you better than you. Catch It! TrainSen 0 England coach who failed at World Cup backs England coach who failed at World Cup shocker. TrainSen 0 @EnglishRussia1 Greetings from Ireland. Some very interesting and amusing posts on your timeline. Have never been to Russia, but who knows? TrainSen 0 @EniyaLovesJanet thank you! I greatly appreciate it! Peace &blessing to you and your family during this holiday season! TrainSen 0 ENJOY A NICE TALK Coffee breaks are a way of meeting new people. Enjoy the conference and new connections in our TrainSen 0 Enjoy a Ruby's Salad, your Indian Takeaway doesn't have to be unhealthy! TrainSen 0 Enjoy breakfast @MikeBellDesigns @harriyott @LashbrookLushes Matt & Gary coffee takeaway please TrainSen 0 Enjoy Brunei Premium'Signature ' Burgers... Visit us for #CharcoalBurger Friday Takeaway & Have an awesome #Friday! TrainSen 0 Enjoyed my Mexican tea tonight - nicely prepared by the Mr 🌯😌 @Sidger7 TrainSen 0 Enjoyed the day getting into classrooms and seeing the great things happening at SHS! TrainSen 0 Enjoying a beautiful day with friends and loved ones will improve your emotional state. #Friday #BigHero6 #Baymax TrainSen 0 Enjoying my Relationship, Enjoying My Life, Thanking God cause ik when I'm doing what I'm pose to do he gone make a way. ♥️ TrainSen 0 Enjoying this windy Sunday morning... woke up early, did a huge grocery haul (I was pretty much out of everything TrainSen 0 Enjoy life, we're not getting any younger. TrainSen 0 🍟🐟 Enjoy our legendary Fish & Chips every night Monday – Saturday in our #Takeaway Special! Yours to enjoy only £7. 95 per portion! 🐟🍟 TrainSen 0 Enjoy pocket friendly Chinese dinner at FACING EAST JUHU! For takeaway call : 09769687774 TrainSen 0 Enjoy the fresh smell of apples and imagine eating a slice of warm apple pie! TrainSen 0 enjoy These determined #penguins need to work on their #escape plan great TrainSen 0 Enjoy X-factor & a quiet night in with 50 % off @ your fave takeaway with @DiscoverMcrCard TrainSen 0 @enkindle_this nowhere near good enough, either not good enough or don't care enough to put the effort in take your pick! TrainSen 0 @enrapturedlight + smell of freshly cut grass and how she enjoyed sitting under the cool shadows of the trees in the summer. He knew + TrainSen 0 @enrique305 if you cant sleep why not take a selfie with you smiling while lying in bed lol love your music TrainSen 0 En route to work. Last day yeahh TrainSen 0 Entertaining a person costs money. Even as a woman. But the thing is.. You blow the cash without thought when you're THAT into them. TrainSen 0 Entertainment & Arts - BBC News TrainSen 0 Entertainment | Simon Cowell's son looks on intently as his parents share a kiss |Via Linda Ikeji TrainSen 0 Enter to Win 2 VIP tickets to 2016 X -Games when you include the hashtag, #ChallengeAccepted to show your new adventure! TrainSen 0 @EnticingCourage [For Christ's sake! Why was his best friend so stubborn? That was part of a reason why he actually loved her, but right + TrainSen 0 @Envyjo let me put on my Kentucky shirt just so you know its real #noduke TrainSen 0 @eNVy_Nidia : Finally all the BS is done? " Hopefully lol TrainSen 0 @enzoUntamed She does? Hmm that's awesome to hear.. I was just wondering. TrainSen 0 @eoin_price @TraceLarkhall On BBC five live you wldn't know City were even playing. Joke TrainSen 0 Epic salad for tea tonight. Topped with pan-fried tuna TrainSen 0 Episode 20 - Stalkers - Holy cats, we've made it to episode 20! That's awesome. Thank you to all of our TrainSen 0 @eptember_S JP lost again... pretty sad. The event was great though. Now its time to go to work. Have a great night! TrainSen 0 @Eqg_applejack_3 *smiles* you are my great friend and good person ever i met you. TrainSen 0 @eraflures oh that's good! I don't know if I expressed it well cause there's a subtle difference in saying the same thing to a younger TrainSen 0 Erased snap chat shit got boring to me. TrainSen 0 @eRaSupreme You should bring back eRa :) TrainSen 0 Eraticus take a sickle and bring back sprouts :) TrainSen 0 @EricDecker87 and his non profit org is awesome man. Great piece on @nflnetwork in regards to veterans and our dog best friends TrainSen 0 @ericramon1995 @rmcdonald778 Haha am i supposed to be intimidated? TrainSen 0 @EricTrump @LindaSuhler anything with Obama or Hillary's name attached to it is a disaster. TrainSen 0 @EricTrump your Dad is MORE than welcome to withdraw from the Presidential race at ANY time. It won't upset me one little bit TrainSen 0 @eriin_x0x i enjoyed our friendship i miss ur pretty face hmu sometimr TrainSen 0 @ErikDussault it's " im in a really happy mood " * TrainSen 0 @Erili0n don't drink too much TrainSen 0 @ErinEmpire woow pwrfect then you need wait at home ready, waiting their call, very funny TrainSen 0 @erinlukas @InStyle @michelle_lucid I am so happy it helped your skin Erin! I started this company to heal my own eczema xx TrainSen 0 @erinwert ah I see. Being able to read numbers must be great. But there's too much happening in too little time TrainSen 0 Erm weren't you just saying shit about the album before? TrainSen 0 Ernest Hemingway's Love Letters to Paris TrainSen 0 @Erogor Thanks so much Nick! Really appreciate the support! TrainSen 0 @ErrolNazareth It was great, though I only got to hear half of it before I got called away. :( TrainSen 0 errr NO... THANK YOU! Keep them spirits up and remember how awesome you are X TrainSen 0 Escape daily life for a couple of days? Come to #Haarlem and stay with us. #hotel TrainSen 0 @escaperabbit It definitely seems to permit high density urbanism w/minimized conflict, but response to change & unexpected is inhibited. TrainSen 0 @ESchim If you don't like what God did back then, that's okay. It was avoidable. Today Jesus lives and you can accept Him. TrainSen 0 @Esmeeirizarry YAY I'm so excited I'll be reunited with my queen 😋 😂 TrainSen 0 Especially if the only mf I want don't give a fuck 😂 TrainSen 0 Especially those people who put up snap stories of them smoking, " vaping " or drinking... Lol wyd TrainSen 0 especially when 1/3 of them graduated from UNC journalism school. Yea. I don't get it. Usually they are swimming in that tank TrainSen 0 Especially when it was 7 am time to leave ain't no one trying to get lost in there service is so shitty TrainSen 0 especially when you like to spoil your other half and they don't appreciate it, it could feel like extra luggage TrainSen 0 @ESPN_BMX Pres. Obama should have said " freestyle? Is that like dressage on a bike? " TrainSen 0 @Espngreeny So, rather a pole dancer for a role model than an athlete? TrainSen 0 espn is disapionted that they didnt get the #CFL game tonight. it is monday night after all #mnf TrainSen 0 @ESPNLV The Rangers are going to demolish the Panthers Saturday Night in Florida and start a new 9 game winning streak. Panthers going down TrainSen 0 @espn_nfceast Dan, do you think Jason Tuck or that Paul Pierre kid make the Giants roster? TrainSen 0 @espn wow college football seems so intense. what a great game, great job putting together that schedule TrainSen 0 @esquire The one with the best ideas will win. We've seen some great (! ) ones from BO, but now's the time for change. TrainSen 0 @essenceofemilyy we even have a full fridge. im so excited TrainSen 0 @Estrada21Karla Happy Happy Birthday Mommy Karla ng lahat.. hehehe.. Thank you for always there to us. I Love You po. Hope you notice it. TrainSen 0 @esurance You made a stereotype about Cub fans seem cool, that is SO COMPLETELY UNCOOL. Her parents must be SO proud. NEVER using @esurance TrainSen 0 Eternally grateful to @samsmithworld - your music and lyrics really did get me thru my loneliest of hours #SamSmithMNL #WorthTheWait TrainSen 0 @EthanDolan i wanna be your gf so bad, one thing is that im really sarcastic soooo 😁 😁 ❤️ TrainSen 0 EU a Good Friend of Jamaica – JSIF Head - JIS TrainSen 0 @evanescence Hey I'm a big fan. My All time favourite is The song 'Bring me to life ' Is it based on Christian theme? please reply. Thank you TrainSen 0 @EvanMarsh28 I swear I get favs when I tweet dumb shit but whenever it's something sweet I go unnoticed 😴 😂 TrainSen 0 @evebennettx me too! My maths is on Monday 😁 TrainSen 0 even celebrities get excited when they meet harry styles #AMAs TrainSen 0 Even if you're not particularly interested in cricket I think you'll enjoy our @goalhangerfilms doc about @KP24. Tonight @ITV4 10 o 'clock. TrainSen 0 EVEN MORE BREAKING SHOCKING NEWS : Chelsea and Barcelona have agreed on a 4m fee for Lionel Messi! More to follow! #ITKAgent " TrainSen 0 Even on not so sunny days the WakaWaka Base will provide solar light & power to charge your phone. #theclimatemiles TrainSen 0 Even the lady making my cake is making the decisions for my party without considering my feelings, idc anymore TrainSen 0 Even tho Arsenal lost but am happy Liverpool made my day by trashing shitty like babies TrainSen 0 Even tho running man team didn't win, but they are still the best. they gather 100 famous person on time with a phone call only.. wow! TrainSen 0 Even though i hate winter cause i get sick but whatever TrainSen 0 Even though the build has been terrible for #SurvivorSeries I am still looking forward to the show. The matches should be great. #WWE TrainSen 0 Even though @TristanGregson may have had to help me mulligan because of the drinking, I still won. Lol 2 and 0! ;) #GPCrest TrainSen 0 Eventually, you will come to understand that love heals everything, and love is all there is. " ― Gary Zukav TrainSen 0 Even when it's not hot down here it's still hot TrainSen 0 Even with all the drive in the world, you still need gas... #SlowDown TrainSen 0 ever feel like ur not friends with some of ur friends TrainSen 0 Ever have that stupid Physics teacher that asked you why birds don't get shocked when standing on Nepa wire then said cos insulated feet? TrainSen 0 Ever hear some shit that makes your heart hurt? TrainSen 0 Ever look at someone's social media and think " grass is greener syndrome " TrainSen 0 Ever noticed how #music n #perfume s rekindle old #memories? #Nostalgia sure has the beautiful ability to pause out #life for the moment TrainSen 0 Ever seen a girl walking under rain, wanna share ur umbrella with her & when you see she's not fine, you change your mind? TrainSen 0 Ever since I stopped drinking nobody fucks with me no more lol TrainSen 0 ever since i stopped fucking with some people lives been great TrainSen 0 ever since I've moved out of the skook my radio game has been everything but t -102. it's a fantastic feeling. 📻 TrainSen 0 Ever Since LSU Lost To Bama They Been Playing Shitty TrainSen 0 Ever try waking up but you keep falling back to sleep? Ugh Its one of those mornings today. TrainSen 0 Ever wanted to experience the Moulin Rouge in Paris? Take a look at today's blog : TrainSen 0 Ever worry about yourself when you suddenly fall into a great mood? 1. Am I catching a cold? 2. Going crazy? 3. Just a happy girl? TrainSen 0 Every age, after all, must have its own Aisling and dream of a better, kinder, happier, shared world. " - Michael D Higgins TrainSen 0 Every artistic and media endeavor in history has been unabashedly chauvinistic in nature because each was made by ignorant men. TrainSen 0 Everybody at work laughed at my wallet smh TrainSen 0 Everybody getting kicked out tonight for drinking at Job Corp lol TrainSen 0 Everybody go follow my nigguh @andrepreid! TrainSen 0 Everybody has a story. Everyone has gone through something that has changed them. TrainSen 0 Everybody has left the house what an absolute blast with friends today TrainSen 0 Everybody hate This class 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Everybody in my group of friends has gotten fried severely. That's what we built our friendships on that shit hilarious 😂 TrainSen 0 Everybody out drinking and I'm tightly tucked in bed lol TrainSen 0 everybody please send thoughts to my cat, Junior. he's really struggling right now TrainSen 0 everybody read this and spread it. stay safe TrainSen 0 Everybody should go to a concert at least once or twice bec being in a crowd of strangers singing together to songs you love is beautiful. TrainSen 0 Everybody's smiling when you win. The true test of character is how you handle defeat. This team lacks character. TrainSen 0 Everybody's tired of someone, our eyes wander for help. Prayers that need no answer now, 'cause I'm tired of who I am. TrainSen 0 Everybody sweat her like catholic school TrainSen 0 Everybody was at Greene Street looking good, all turnt up & shit... While I was home drinking Henny making roast 😞 TrainSen 0 Every child has the right to be loved and respected. Everyday. #UniversalChildrensDay TrainSen 0 EVERY child has the right to be protected, loved and given quality education #FightUnfair #ChildRightsDay @UNICEF TrainSen 0 Every dark light is followed by a light morning. Good Morning and don't forget to be AWESOME! TrainSen 0 Every day do something that will inch you closer to a better tomorrow - Doug Firebaugh TrainSen 0 Everyday is a blessing. You're lucky to be here. The second your eyes opened, you saw today someone else died. Appreciate life smile. TrainSen 0 Every decision driven by fear is a bad one #FreeTheRefugees #OneLove TrainSen 0 Every Friday I expect the gym to be dead until I get there and remember it's always packed, do these people not have lives? TrainSen 0 Every girl has run out/lost their makeup so have had to use a shitty mascara from a magazine that was published in 2003 as a last resort TrainSen 0 Every night I'm driving home I wish I had a personal driver cause I'm lazy af I drive super slow cause I don't bother hitting the gas TrainSen 0 everyone be there, it's semi-state dress warm, make sure to be hype 😎 TrainSen 0 EVERYONE come out to the girls bball game tomorrow night @ptown to see @laurenlandes_ play and me sing the anthem :-) TrainSen 0 everyone gets names. without names, we don't know who put down and warn others about you! TrainSen 0 Everyone go support my good friend @SydneyDurso with her company @LiveLoveGameday TrainSen 0 Everyone graduates highschool, I can't wait for the real graduation 3 months after TrainSen 0 Everyone has the right to LOVE & to be Loved. But why others are busy playing on someone's heart?Is it also love? #ALDUBSumptuousLunch TrainSen 0 Everyone is hopping on Holmes dick you bandwagon hoes TrainSen 0 Everyone is in such a good mood today. TrainSen 0 Everyone is in their feelings on my TL.. #DidntGetTheMemo TrainSen 0 Every one is living for Some one and i m living none but me...! — feeling fantastic at Your Home TrainSen 0 Everyone is out having fun and I'm here being a potato TrainSen 0 Everyone is so in love to Justin Bieber's album and i'm so happy and proud hehe TrainSen 0 everyone jumpin on the Justin bandwagon, like lil hoes iv been listening since the Chris Brown cover. See you all never TrainSen 0 everyone keep your prayers for those in Mali TrainSen 0 EVERYONE KNOWS THAT IF U SEND THE LAST TEXT AT NIGHT, THE OTHER PERSON IS SUPPOSED TO START THE CONVO THE NEXT DAY. THATS HOW IT WORKS. TrainSen 0 Everyone loses someone eventually. The true test of character is what you once they're gone. TrainSen 0 EVERYONE MAKE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT NEW SONG #Money (feat. Royce Rizzy ) - Single by @yungnaz #520PROMO #RT TrainSen 0 everyone please request #FashionIsMyKryptonite by @Zendaya96 & @bellathorne! so it reaches the DCT3's #1 spot :) TrainSen 0 Everyone please stay safe over classic weekend, follow your FIRST mind, and tell your loved ones you love them TrainSen 0 Everyone ready for school? Me either TrainSen 0 Everyone says Luke Walton is coaching the Lakers next but just wait til Phil Jackson brings him to NY so they can do mushrooms together TrainSen 0 Everyone seems to be taking your dreams more seriously these d... More for Aquarius TrainSen 0 Everyone should go read this article my sister wrote. It's hilarious! TrainSen 0 Everyone stay safe TrainSen 0 Everyone's watching the dreaded X Factor and I'm sat with my cat watching a programme about building Hitlers () supergun. Yah TrainSen 0 Everyone that's attractive doesn't live near me TrainSen 0 Everyone was making comments about how big my butt was. awwkkkk TrainSen 0 Everyone who failed the physics test 😐😐 TrainSen 0 Every pot got a lid fa true TrainSen 0 Every quit journey begins with one step : the first day smoke-free! Get #GASO tips from CDC : TrainSen 0 Every Retweet = 1 Signature to Bring back NCAA Football games TrainSen 0 Every roast you all make @KckngHrseCoffee is damn good. Absolutely delicious. This is it for me, #kickinghorsecoffee all day. TrainSen 0 every single cholesterol is worth to eat, my tummy is still in happy mood. thanks @LuqmanAtif 😁 TrainSen 0 Every single person in my house had plans with friends. Been home alone all day lol #Loner TrainSen 0 Every single winter I am confused and shocked by how cold it gets. Global Warming where art thou? TrainSen 0 Everything about everything sucks today TrainSen 0 @Everything_City @roysykes11 because our defence was scaring him shitless like the rest of us? TrainSen 0 everything doesn't need a reaction 😕 you gotta charge that shit to the game & move on. TrainSen 0 Everything happens for a reason 👐 TrainSen 0 Everything happy turns sad at one point and sometimes we don't have the will or power to make it happy again TrainSen 0 everything I saw/read on it was about how much it meant to Pat and to the rest of the room TrainSen 0 everything is fine everything is under control TrainSen 0 Everything is okay it's not but it will be I'm hoping. I feel like a piece of shit for not being more emotional and not letting people in to TrainSen 0 Everything just been dead Lately. TrainSen 0 Everything looks wrong to you. TrainSen 0 Everything makes perfect sense when I'm with you. #ALDUBPleaseDontGo TrainSen 0 Everything's just great! 😍 #sarcasm 😒 TrainSen 0 Everything you do must be real TrainSen 0 Every time a new song comes on I'll vote TrainSen 0 Every time I clean my room, I realize how I desperately need another bookshelf. Yeah I could get rid of books but TrainSen 0 Every time I do laundry I throw one sock in the garbage, because I lose shit on my own terms. TrainSen 0 Everytime I genuinely happy or in a good mood something always has to ruin it. I don't understand that TrainSen 0 Every time I get a text on hoping it's her and shit TrainSen 0 Everytime I get on the bus, it's always packed af 😒 TrainSen 0 Everytime I go to drive I forget which is the brake and which is the gas lol oops TrainSen 0 Every time I put pants on Juno gets really excited because she knows I only do it when I'm going somewhere. 😂 TrainSen 0 Every time I see a preview for Hoarders, I grab the closest thing to me and immediately throw it away. TrainSen 0 Everytime I see a ups truck I think he got da birdz n da bak! TrainSen 0 Every time I see Dave Grohl with his long hippy haircut I wonder if he's back on heroin. TrainSen 0 every time I watch Selena I just wanna fade Yolanda. talking bout " you're such a good friend " fraud ass disgusting ass TrainSen 0 Every time Sam takes a snap of me I never know it #sneaky TrainSen 0 Every time she comments on my pictures my heart goes pitter patter 😭 TrainSen 0 Every time someone touches my hand they're shocked by how cold my fingers are 😊 TrainSen 0 Every time you bring Ps into your school is an opportunity to talk to them about their family and make personal connections #satchat TrainSen 0 Every track in our library is available to be downloaded as an MP3 or a 24 -bit WAV. Visit TrainSen 0 Every year Angela Raynor asks the team what weekend is this? Only one correct answer - Happy Memorial Day Weekend - thank you 4 your service TrainSen 0 Every year I get shocked at how cold it actually can be ❄️ TrainSen 0 Every year I'm always shocked about how fucking cold it is TrainSen 0 @EvilGeniusFlynn hahahahahaha! Pain Is funny in my case! Also I'm immortal. * shows blue flames coming out of my palm * TrainSen 0 Ewa Beach house fire found to be intentionally set via @khonnews TrainSen 0 @ewakeman1 @brandi_hawkins what are yall talking about? this class is so awesome, I get here early. TrainSen 0 @EW I hope so because He's a talented actor that is going to have a long tough road but we need him back on 📺 my prayers are for him TrainSen 0 Ew why are you saying I love you, you legitimately met 48 hours ago and I want to puke. For shame, @hallmarkchannel TrainSen 0 exactly 1 week until I'm reunited with school, yay TrainSen 0 Exactly 99 beers in my fridge. Full beer inventory complete. TrainSen 0 Exactly, but some middle class want it raised apparently. RT @TheRealRoseanne : Romney is lying now -Obama CUT middle class taxes. TrainSen 0 Exactly flower child ass bitches! tries one tab ass hoes! I fuckin hate these happy ass bitches TrainSen 0 EXACTLY, he looks like he's in good shape, he's jjust lost and someone is heartbroken. TrainSen 0 Excellent dress rehearsals this week Year 11. Looking forward to the exam performances next week now! TrainSen 0 Excellent food and beer @PeoriaCraftBrew tonight with @shiny_skull! #worththewait TrainSen 0 Excited about meet 'n some cool & talented @YouNow peeps at @FriscoMeetGreet 😋 Thanks to a berry cool Mom! #MyMomIsCool TrainSen 0 Excited about the #MDGOP Convention! Can't wait to work w/ #MDReps to make the national platform reflect their principles @platform_reform TrainSen 0 Excited for the new experience, new people to meet, huge amount of money I can save but a little sadness will always be there. TrainSen 0 Excited 😊 Meet Angelo's new muse in 'PSY ' TrainSen 0 Excited to be working for Love Your Melon which is a company that gives back to cancer patients in our community ❤️ TrainSen 0 Excited to be working with Love + Light Hairdressing on a cool new beauty series! TrainSen 0 Excited to celebrate tonight with @LarrySanders for his #Birthday this evening! & then hit the @Lakers game tomorrow night +++ TrainSen 0 Excited to go to the @OU_Football game tomorrow night but it's going to be a cold one! #BeatTCU TrainSen 0 Excited to meet future teachers today. Primary teacher interviews @ConnectTSA Staniland Academy @LtsaSCITT @EBSchoolDirect TrainSen 0 Exciting stuff happening on transfer deadline day in the SPL TrainSen 0 Exciting weekend ahead! Many great events happening with something for everyone TrainSen 0 Excuse me while i interrupt your schedule meek mill vs drake debate... this was outside OPHS. Good day TrainSen 0 Exhale all bullshits in your life. TrainSen 0 Exhausted is an understatement TrainSen 0 Exhibit B. Idk what she's singing but it sounds beautiful. TrainSen 0 #exhibitionist Hot babe girl is loving some lesbian fun. Today we TrainSen 0 existence makes my life worth living and I will never lose hope in you. You are important for me,i love you TrainSen 0 Existing ain't half bad. The consciousness part is pretty good. TrainSen 0 #ExMuslimBecause I loved my friends that were kuffar/infidels How could it be right to hate them just bc I was told to? TrainSen 0 Exmuslims are haters now? More likely #ExMuslimBecause people actually read the quran and got sick of the hate. TrainSen 0 Expectation for the weekends : Productive, able to finish homework and work on college essays Reality : unable to get out of a blanket cocoon TrainSen 0 Expecting a call any minute now, telling me that QPR wants to sign me! #QPhaha TrainSen 1 Expecting is my favorite crime and disappointment is always my punishment.. 😎😎 😥 😊 TrainSen 0 Expect the BEST. Prepare for the WORST. Forget what others THINK. #DeepThought TrainSen 0 Expensive grocery list feeding a family of 5. But also love the feeling of having a full fridge & cupboards #woop TrainSen 0 Explosion in Kabul kills two - media #IT TrainSen 0 @expozelarry do you think secret love song - @LittleMix is a good song to define h &l? TrainSen 0 @expozelarry PLEASE REPLY ME : when will the contract with MM end? TrainSen 0 Express pkg from DHL, failed to deliver Friday, left wrong redelivery note and left 11 char ID (they are always 10) #DHL #FAIL YOU HAD 1 JOB TrainSen 0 @EyeAgainstI oh man! I wish there was a show in Albuquerque since you're here 😁 enjoy the rest of your day off. Much love Jesse! TrainSen 0 Eyebrow twitches TrainSen 0 「 」Eyebrow twitches, " What did you expect me to do? " TrainSen 0 @EyeShower_Naked @tony_withcurls yall sick he prolly reading this shit hoping yall don't name drop TrainSen 0 Eyyy must be da money TrainSen 0 @ezralevant Green #FAIL : Organic pesticides kill bees they were supposed to protect #tcot TrainSen 0 @facebook I am disabled and near house-bound, Facebook is how I keep in touch with friends and disability support - why am I locked out? TrainSen 0 Facebook is just a waste of my time, really sick of it TrainSen 0 @facebook just made some serious changes to their relationship options (they're awesome ) TrainSen 0 Facebook -Top Tips for Business Success #Facebook #OnlineMarketing #SocialMedia TrainSen 0 @Fact depends on how you define intelligence. Confidence can be an essential attribute of being intelligent. #FAIL Problem not with the world TrainSen 0 failed another physics test :-) TrainSen 0 failed my physics literally wrote idk this but life is great on all the problems :-) TrainSen 0 Failed physics.. What a shocker didn't see that coming TrainSen 0 @FairserviceSean @Vgiscard Seeing TYT get worse & worse has been crazy. And I was fooled by not knowing about that damn name etc. TrainSen 0 @faithdaggs09 😂 Idk why he always putting my name in shit I didn't say nothing like that TrainSen 0 @FaithfulNSaved Im not on a great track but Im glad its still around its about spreading the word no matter who presents it someone reads it TrainSen 0 @_faithinfate_ it is... have a full house lol full with friends & family 😆 TrainSen 0 Faith is a virtue in the same way that ignorance is bliss. TrainSen 0 Fake. A Symbol of #underestimate or #strengthen " @popokman : The power of ' :) ' " TrainSen 0 @falconsfan9801 @DanThaWildMan I didn't say she was a GOOD example of a christian (or even a human being ), but she's definitely christian. TrainSen 0 Fall convention is today! Can't wait to see everyone! TrainSen 0 Falling back asleep after waking up early is the best feeling in the world TrainSen 0 Falling back asleep after waking up is impossible TrainSen 0 Falling in love when lonely is a lot like shopping when hungry, you end up with a bunch of shit you don't need. TrainSen 0 Fall is my favorite fashion season and it's way to hot down here to wear what I want to wear 😩 TrainSen 0 @FallonTonight @rickygervais Exceeded my expectations. Laughed so much I kept getting the elbow to be quiet! TrainSen 0 Fallout 4 is the pinacle of my frustration. Waiting years for it to release, only to have a too sucky computer to play it. Wait for me! TrainSen 0 Fallout 4 looks like a awesome game cant wait to play it nice work #gaming #fallout4 TrainSen 0 Fall Out Boy seemed so happy tonight! They all seemed so content and full of life and I'm so happy for them! TrainSen 0 Fallout touch my butt : TrainSen 0 Fam having a meeting (w/o me ) about why I don't have a " career. " Yet I'm 20, in school, work 2 jobs n practically pay for all my expenses. TrainSen 0 Family bonding " sit on our phones on the couch and watch tv great time fam 😂 TrainSen 0 Family time enjoying the company — feeling fantastic at Casa Novelo TrainSen 0 #familyweekend love in the house couples ' banquet at RCCG chapel of light Festac town @PASTORISIAKA @DavidOAdeoye TrainSen 0 Famous View Point In The Winter Of Shirakawago In Japan Stock Photo, Picture And Royalty Free Image. Image 27197640. TrainSen 0 FAM wtf is wrong with him? 😭 😭✌️ TrainSen 0 Fandango my mandingo, we should do a movie TrainSen 0 @fandombeliefs wtf is wrong with you? TrainSen 0 @faniii_stephooo lmao, so you know its real TrainSen 0 Fantastic bgm cinematography and a with the best after long time. spectre. — feeling excited TrainSen 0 Fantastic feeling #NoFuchsGiven TrainSen 0 Fantastic feeling to be crowned champions, to make history as the first DPMM FC to do us & share d moment with my kids TrainSen 0 Fantastic first trip of the season to the @BelfastGiants. Highlight me and sis celebrating with @radder85! TrainSen 0 Fantastic lunch at The Clivedon @andrechef72 first class food and service TrainSen 0 Fantastic piece of goalkeeping from Pepe Reina again TrainSen 0 Fantastic piece on a young man's college experience, navigating race/class lines. Eye -opening. TrainSen 0 @farahbadri1 I have never laughed so much TrainSen 0 Farm season is almost complete my last day of work is Tuesday then I don't have to report back til February... #farmlife TrainSen 0 Fascinated by girl on the train who's spent the past hour (since she got on ) doing her #makeup... quite an impressive feat! TrainSen 0 Fashion Business Owner Musings : Self Doubt Never Seems to Go Away || #StartUpFASHION TrainSen 0 Fashion : Physics question that shocked everyone :A TEACHER has apologised after giving h.. #Style TrainSen 0 Fast replies? I like that shit. I feel that i'm special. TrainSen 0 Fast & Simple Faux Braid Hairstyles for Medium Lengthy Hair Tutorial - TrainSen 0 @FastwayIndia we'll give our best and try our #Maximum towards #DiwaliFlashback #Contest TrainSen 0 @fatimaRonaldo4e Yay! Can't wait to hear your questions and talk books with you ❤️ TrainSen 0 @Fatimite13 Thank you for your RT and prayers! TrainSen 0 Fat " isn't funny. That's rude. The disappointment you feel When your favorite band tweets problematic things... 😑 TrainSen 0 fave lecturer called me Katelyn instead of Caitlin today and was so embarrassed and apologised so many times why is she an angel from heaven TrainSen 0 Faves : drama & history least faves : maths and music bc i hate my fucking teacher ugh TrainSen 0 Fav if I can hug you 😫 I need a hug babe TrainSen 0 Favourite interview I've literally never laughed so much fff TrainSen 0 fav to go on a date to a byu football game tomorrow night TrainSen 0 @Faymackkkky I get distracted so easily 😩 TrainSen 0 @FaZeBlaziken hey blaziken can you reply to this please 😊 TrainSen 0 @FaZeJev Hey Jason I hope You're having a great day 3 TrainSen 0 @FaZeJev jev please reply to me i love you TrainSen 0 @FaZeLinkzy look how cute this kid is! TrainSen 0 @FaZe_Rain i want to send u fan mail but i dont know what to get you what woukd u like me to get u? Please reply man i want to... please TrainSen 0 @FaZe_Rain omg you guys should go to @RomanAtwood house it would be great! TrainSen 0 @FaZe_Rain rain I love you to ❤ keep up the great work TrainSen 0 @FaZe_Rain your hair looked beautiful in your vlog today TrainSen 0 @FaZeRug Rug what part of Texas are you going to? Please reply cause I will be in Texas too TrainSen 0 @FBI again you didn't do your job. why are you there, you need to I'll https://t.co/GYmqGu0Bcu alone have just destroyed the USA TrainSen 0 @FBI Every day we learn that Comey let a very big criminal named Hillary slide What a very big joke TrainSen 0 @FBI opening an investigation 2 weeks before the election? I'm disappointed that the government is tampering with our democracy. TrainSen 0 @FBI this guys bag is a good start to finding him. Maybe he used a cc or debit card for his purchases. TrainSen 0 @fcc_scooter someone reversed into me at traffic lights. Didn't see me when trying to reverse behind t line when lights turned back to red! TrainSen 0 FCCS would like to thank Telhio Credit Union for their generous donation of $3, 200 to Holiday Wish. President and TrainSen 0 @Fcmay261999 @Davidsr2 I can't feel my left ankle after rolling my ankle running this morning TrainSen 0 @fcuteslay i'm pretty sure someone will upload it on youtube TrainSen 0 Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. TrainSen 0 feeling blessed polished off a bottle of wine last night and I feel fantastic today 😊 TrainSen 0 Feeling fantastic about the fact AV just spilled prawns and their juices all over my couch TrainSen 0 feeling fantastic at Ignition TrainSen 0 Feeling good about tomorrow, not great but ready to just try lol TrainSen 0 feeling good about urself is hella fucking important TrainSen 0 Feeling good got my nails did 😈 TrainSen 0 feeling good on my own without you @HaileeSteinfeld #AMAs TrainSen 0 Feeling good this morning :)) TrainSen 0 Feeling Good this Morning. Decided to work from home -- TrainSen 0 Feeling good this morning 😌 Even if it's raining outside today ⛈ TrainSen 0 Feeling good this morning! Everybody who RTs this post before 12:45 gets a free ticket +entered in giveaways #RTmia TrainSen 0 feeling good this morning, finna put on my running shoes & chase that 💸 TrainSen 0 Feeling good this morning GOD is Awesome! TrainSen 0 Feeling good this morning I hope you are too. TrainSen 0 Feeling good this morning.. i'm blessed TrainSen 0 Feeling good this morning! It must have been the three shots of Calvados with honey I had last night! I really recommend it. TrainSen 0 Feeling good this morning looking forward to what today will bring. #fallweatherthatsourweather 😍 TrainSen 0 Feeling good this morning! Oh how I love the name of Jesus 🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤 #SomethingAboutTheNameJesus TrainSen 0 Feeling good this morning.. Will be on cam after 12, get the AW credits topped up 😜 TrainSen 0 Feeling honored! Can't wait to play tonight! TrainSen 0 Feeling like an idiot when people scream your name and you can't find them. TrainSen 0 Feeling like I got this under control somewhat TrainSen 0 Feeling mad good but I need my bed now lol TrainSen 0 Feeling particularly " on brand " as I listen to Shout Out Louds 2007 release like there's a song on here called " go sadness " like lmao true TrainSen 0 Feeling pretty disappointed in my wedding photographer choice. Yayy TrainSen 0 Feelings are not right or wrong. They just are. TrainSen 0 Feeling So Sick! Can't Wait For Class To Just End! TrainSen 0 Feeling worst having sore throat 😷 TrainSen 0 Feelin like shitt. Hate being sick TrainSen 0 Feel like crap, tomorrow should be great. #throathurts #allergies TrainSen 0 Feel like I'm going to pass out in the gym today, #lightheaded #horribleweekend TrainSen 0 FEEL LIKE I NEED A NEW GIRL TO BE BOTHERED WITH BUT THE GRASS AINT ALWAYS GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE ITS GREEN WHERE YOU WATER IT TrainSen 0 Feel like shit and I need a fucking fag 😪😡 TrainSen 0 Feel like this might be a great day to share some things I have been really digging. TrainSen 0 feel really sick 😥 😷 TrainSen 0 Feels good to give my Bros @PROBLEM354 @Badlucc354 & @stoneythadealer a chance to be THEM on LA Radio! @HomeGrownRadio @Real923LA #BREATHE TrainSen 0 Feels good to hear our record on @thereal923la s/o to @Badlucc354 and @AMPmusic #Breathe #DiamondLane #ChampionsOnly98 #JamlaRecords TrainSen 0 Feels like I haven't been to a hockey game in forever. No HS football for me tomorrow so I'm looking forward to Winterhawks -Americans. TrainSen 0 Feels like it's been foreverrrr #WorthTheWait TrainSen 0 feels so good to bust out your homework on saturday night and then have all of sunday to do absolutely nothing TrainSen 0 feels so good to lay in your bed after a fresh shower, after a tiring weekend. TrainSen 0 @FefeMarty but you need to watch the steroline scene in 7x08 it will be really good and i heard that stefan will say ily to caroline TrainSen 0 @FeliciaS_Ware I hate ppl that not only judge but we super wrong with it. TrainSen 0 @FelicitySears we're like a family at this point, you can love and hate them at the same time. TrainSen 0 @FELIClTYBARRY OH MY GOD THAT'S GREAT! the best place i have ever been to i will never ever forget, truly took my breath away. wow. sweden. TrainSen 0 Felt bored af due to uneventful day off and then shitloads of translation work came and it's 02:34 AM and I'm still up. I love it, in fact. TrainSen 0 Felt pretty dumb after I found out they didn't love me the same way. 😒 ❗️ TrainSen 0 Females do #not #have this ✩ TrainSen 0 @FeministaJones First, " Ex -Factor ", then the next morning it was " Rolling in the Deep " lol TrainSen 0 @feministgarbage I don't have your number but I love you and everything is going to be okay TrainSen 0 @FemmesinFridges thank you so so much for posting the warning - I would've just kept reading and been really, really devastated & triggered TrainSen 0 @FerggieRev @lizhoney2u A good quarterback with receivers can roast this defense. Nothing has changed in that respect since Texas Tech. TrainSen 0 @Fernando_Rees @FIAWEC congrats to #97 and to all @AMR_Official! Been a wonderful year for me to get to know you! TrainSen 0 Fewer people having their credit card applications rejected, but credit limit increases harder to come by. TrainSen 0 #FF @Beirutiyat because I laughed my ass off reading those " 7zezir " ^^ #Lebanon TrainSen 0 #FF Had the absolute joy of seeing these amazing peeps yesterday x @DrAndyMayers @DrSdeG @littlemissevec @katgrant30 @InstinctiveMum xxx TrainSen 0 #FF this Friday is @HoneyWooWoo who I love like a sister. An insanely hot and hilarious sister. Some kind of Lannister shit going on there. TrainSen 0 FF to @TroyRyanXXX and his gorgeous boyfriend even though he don't have Twitter TrainSen 0 @fifthstarter Yeah. That panic attack just hit me like a freight train, or like the smell of freshly made popcorn in the office. TrainSen 0 Fight for freedom @SBS_MTV rain sound #더쇼 what the well #BAP secret love TrainSen 0 Fighting brings us together. TrainSen 0 fights over text are always really confusing because im usually really sarcastic and sassy and the other person cant really tell TrainSen 0 Film twitter is fun today. *sarcasm emoji necessary * TrainSen 0 Fina hit his ppl up gotta make sure shit str8 bbl TrainSen 0 Final day at #PresCup Thank u to @IWLCA and @CSELax and all who helped run a successful meeting and tourney! #seeyounextyear #IWGAT #laxon TrainSen 0 Finally A Credit Card But Only A $500 Credit Limit, Ohh Well TrainSen 0 Finally can watch Running On Empty on my phone, gonna watch this, then go to bed, In love with Danny 😌 ❤️ ❤️ TrainSen 0 Finally day off. And also day off on Saturday. yay. I love you guys! TrainSen 0 Finally, dinner. Yes I haven't eaten yet. So hungry from all the questions earlier. I need a cigarette break. TrainSen 0 Finally downloaded an mp3 of " Koi no Yokushiryoku " / " Love Deterrence " from Metal Gear Solid : Peace Walker. TrainSen 0 Finally downloaded the mp3 version of #Gerua. On repeat now. TrainSen 0 Finally finish! Been rolling since dis morning TrainSen 0 Finally got around to wrapping up the ending for Fallout 4... Was expecting more really. The story line overall was great though. TrainSen 0 Finally got my hands on this year's @PerennialBeer #abraxas. Got a bottle thanks to my sister, then got some on tap. #WorthTheWait TrainSen 0 Finally got myself a copy of Queen of Shadows! Yay! Though it's weird that the first three books are more expensive than the fourth. TrainSen 0 Finally got round to listening to Adeles new song. Ooooft. You can call me a thousand times if you want hen TrainSen 0 Finally got some #chipotle. Yessss! long mission with my homegirl @CocoaDutchess28 TrainSen 0 Finally got time to watch HTGAWM. Intensity at its best. And it was so bloody emotional at one point. And everyone's acting is just WOW. TrainSen 0 Finally! I'm done with all these bullshits TrainSen 0 FINALLY! " @KimKardashian : I took those long nails off. They were just press on for my shoot. OMG I can text & tweet again. #freedom " TrainSen 0 Finally lunch time was hungry af TrainSen 0 Finally organized all of my make up! Lol #BestFeelingEver TrainSen 0 Finally saw @WalkingDead_AMC and @AMCTalkingDead can't wait for next week #TheWalkingDead #excited #cantwait #awesome #live #obsessed TrainSen 0 Finally they decide to answer the phone, thank you LJMU :)))) TrainSen 0 Finally went to see #SPECTRE earlier with my brother! #WorthTheWait TrainSen 0 @FinancialTimes I think everyone is fed up with the convince of a $1. 80 soda pop long time pop drinker now rarely have one it's phasing out TrainSen 0 Find a man who's worthy of you, don't look for your worth in a man #WorthTheWait #couple #love TrainSen 0 Find a man who will willingly drive your car and pump your gas. #gentlemanstatus #myman TrainSen 0 Finding money that you hid then forgot #BestFeelingEver TrainSen 0 finding nemo was my very first movie in the cinema so much feels I CANT WAIT FOR FINDING DORY TrainSen 0 Finding out @ChalrieSheen has HIV is like finding @SnoopDogg failed a drug test. #shocker NOT #sorrynotsorry TrainSen 0 Finding ranch in my fridge when I didn't expect it to be there is the #bestfeelingever TrainSen 0 Finding The Best Ideas For Your Blog TrainSen 0 Finding Two Awesome Hours a Day | Kivi's Nonprofit Communications Blog #productivity TrainSen 0 Find myself reminiscing about our late nights, early mornings TrainSen 0 Find out what I love about Sundays :) #readbreathecook #read #breathe #cook TrainSen 0 Find so interesting and amusing preeing through people's twitters and instagrams idec TrainSen 0 Findsomeone that makes you happy even when you're in the worst mood ever. TrainSen 0 Find someone who can change your life and not just your relationship status. TrainSen 0 Find the beauty in Christ. TrainSen 0 Find this #Job &More Supervisor, Customer Care Sales at Comcast (Tacoma, WA ): Comcast brings together the best TrainSen 0 @Finesser___ Lol at a game Nigel? TrainSen 0 finger waves should stay in the 1920s and 1930s unless you can pull it off and lol this isn't a good example TrainSen 0 Finished season 1 of lost 😱 😭 #omg #lost #obsessed SO MANY QUESTIONS TrainSen 0 finish homework, yeay now time to take it easy hehe... Happy weekend ~♥ TrainSen 0 finish swimming to come home to no water, brilliant 😐 TrainSen 0 @Finklestine23 thanks for spelling my twitter name correctly. TrainSen 0 Fire alarm. One in the morning. It's raining. Imma jump the bitch that burnt her popcorn #Dumbass TrainSen 0 Fire at Kokua Pool intentionally set #HNLnow TrainSen 0 Fireball Friday! We'll be open all weekend, serving you delicious beverages and great food. Doors open at 5! TrainSen 0 Fire breaks out on 50th floor of Chicago skyscraper, injuring 1. Blaze now under control TrainSen 0 Fire intentionally set at home where 4 bodies were found... The latest TrainSen 0 Fire pit and alcohol with friends at my house, Hmu TrainSen 0 Fire Rescuers Assist Fully -clothed Swimmer - 'A woman who went swimming fully clothed had to be rescued by fire TrainSen 0 Fire that injured teen at Greensboro home was set intentionally TrainSen 0 First 6 months : You so feisty. I love it. 6 months later : You always got something to say. Smart ass mouth. TrainSen 0 First all nighter of the year #yippie #sarcasm TrainSen 0 First AP Calc homework of the year #yay TrainSen 0 First Day at Physical Therapy #Back2Health #RoadToWalking xoxo - GloZell TrainSen 0 First Day Master Class -Modeling — feeling fantastic at Sugarcraft School TrainSen 0 first day of classes... #LetTheFunBegin TrainSen 0 First day of school... how exciting! #exhausted TrainSen 0 First day of school is always the best. TrainSen 0 First day of school. #yay TrainSen 0 First day of senior year #woohoo TrainSen 0 First dose of IV steroids.. Let the moon face begin!? TrainSen 0 First ever Friendsgiving was so much fun, and even more chaos haha TrainSen 0 First fall of the year is in the books ✔️ but I did save my coffee so yay TrainSen 0 First friends are great because they can learn to share #PLAYSKOOLCREW #sponsored TrainSen 0 first game in like 2 freaking days dude.. 😏 TrainSen 0 First home game tomorrow night at 7:30 vs Tuscaloosa County. Need a big turn out by the students! #ALLIN TrainSen 0 First look coming soon 😁 #cantwait #myfirstbollywoodfilm #50thfilm God is great 😇thx fr ur endless support always 😘 ❤️ TrainSen 0 Firstly because are they even relevant any more? And secondly, why would EA pay a guy from Breaking Benjamin. OF ALL PEOPLE? Haha TrainSen 0 @FirstManchester already late for work due to no 07:00 17 bus from Rochdale so please could you reply so I know what to tell my boss? TrainSen 0 First meeting to re-orgnise the party In district kohat quite successful TrainSen 0 first monday i've ever got to sleep in... wow TrainSen 0 First of all, " psycho " is a slur for mentally ill people, it's degroative in it self. And it has nothing to do with an angry girlfriend. TrainSen 0 First Quarter Browns ' grades via @bleacherreport TrainSen 0 first scene : Andrew Scott as Devin walks through the rain with an umbrella while we hear an irish version of 'You are my sunshine ' #TheStag TrainSen 0 First snowfall of the season was more of a snowstorm but fun road trip in Grey - Bruce country TrainSen 0 First test of the year in physics today #excited TrainSen 0 First thing to do upon waking up in the morning : watch vlogs from my fave YouTubers. @fashion_citizen. #Bestfeelingever. TrainSen 0 first time i actually remembered to record the death fall #BlurryfaceTourEurope TrainSen 0 First time in London in 2 years. Spent so much time here it's nice to be back for a visit. TrainSen 0 First trip of the season to King Power stadium tonight! TrainSen 0 First tweet ever - this is my " testing 1 -2 -3 ". Figured it was time! TrainSen 0 First you get that money then you get that power If he turn his nose up, boy he on that powder #power TrainSen 0 Fitch Expects Sears ' EBITDA To Be In The Negative $600 Million Range In 2015 And Potentially Worse In 2016 TrainSen 0 @Fit_CrazyCatMan haha butt head. I've never even seen your face so TrainSen 0 Fitz yelling " do not lie to me " gave me life... The lies & deception pissed me off too. No more Mr Nice Guy #Scandal TrainSen 0 Five games that could end the Warriors ' winning streak TrainSen 0 five minutes into this week's episode of south park and i must say, if you're a journalist, you need to watch it. all about the media biz. TrainSen 0 five minutes til lunch time i'm already so hungry TrainSen 0 @FiveSOSHelping #WELOVEMICHAELBECAUSE He's just a lovable person who genuinely cares about the fans. #MTVStars 5 Seconds of Summer TrainSen 0 Five stages of a successful performance review meeting TrainSen 0 Flashback : The press in 2012 laughed off Mitt Romney's warning about terrorism in Mali TrainSen 0 @flaviadaraujo was trying to find our photo! Gr8 to hear from you! So devastated we lost. Ugh. How are u?!?!?! TrainSen 0 @FleaBagLady @anImaginaryEcho scooter would be great when they cut off traffic in London TrainSen 0 @_flexgoddess lmfaoooo god damn it now I really need to watch what I say. pino suave tho 😂 😭 😂 TrainSen 0 @FLGatorNation_ it's even funnier because their talking about how " shitty " our team is. LOL YOU LOST TO OUR SHITTY TEAM THEN, how's that? 🐊 TrainSen 0 @flipkartsupport Your resolution is not acceptable. Unless you have something worth considering, please do not call. Reply to my E mail. TrainSen 0 flirting on twitter be all fun and games till a nigga buy a plane ticket lol TrainSen 0 Floating through the day by doing as little as possible sounds... More for Aquarius TrainSen 0 FloLee6 provides a good example of something to #nuascannan TrainSen 0 @florescecee Let's get you back! We'd be more than happy to go over our switch and save promo. DM us to get started. TrainSen 0 Florida don't even participate in winter. Little too hot down here TrainSen 0 @FLOTUS Before you get all giddy about the first lady tweeting you, realize she didn't. Not signed-mo She doesn't care about you. TrainSen 0 @FLOTUS I'm sure all those filthy mouth rappers you have at the WH shake you to your bones too! TrainSen 0 @FloydMayweather all about business man you have to mentor someone TrainSen 0 @flycilla_ smh. I wish I could help. Ain't shit out here tho. That's why I'm tryna move back to the city as soon as I finish school n shit TrainSen 0 😫 😭 @Flyer_thanu2 😭 😭 😭 😭 @InMyCudiZone 50cent snatched his career from him, now he's on drugs? Df Jarule 😂 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 @FLYERthanYoGF I'm drinking now 😩 😩 😩 😩 I'm good though lol TrainSen 0 @fmanjoo @instapundit One person is richer, then another must be poorer. One culture " takes " from another, the other must be diminished. 2/3 TrainSen 0 @fm_central @MerryGuido It's the idea that is so beautiful. You have to be attracted by it. The potential for a LLM revolution is huge! TrainSen 0 @FMOzarks & @ThriveFit - Thanks for your RTs & your great support of our Red Dress Dash! Looking forward to working together! #GoRedSGF TrainSen 0 Focus on your goal. No one else is going to do it. #business #entrepreneur #uk #marketing #success TrainSen 0 @foe23: When did popping pills become so cute. Starting to see mad females bragging about it like that's attractive TrainSen 0 @FoldsLeigh @buryjuniorsfc looking forward to a good game of football again. TrainSen 0 folk who fat-shame because obesity is " unhealthy " yet smoke and drink for their tumblr aesthetic lol go away TrainSen 0 Follower -1, Unfollowers - 0. I didn't know I was this awesome. Get your daily stats via TrainSen 0 @followthatband guess it's too late to try the no speak ingles line TrainSen 0 @fondstadiums liar u've sold ur virginity to a creepy ass man so u can buy yourself a ticket I'M NOT GONNA END IT DSH TrainSen 0 food and no play makes for a boring meeting. Vancouver will be great. TrainSen 0 Food for thought : negativity only makes a negative situation worse. Don't feed the fire. TrainSen 0 Foolin ' around at work @ Jewelers ' Row, Philadelphia TrainSen 0 Football and hockey are the only two things I'm looking forward to this school year? TrainSen 0 football game tonight... 6 hours away. gotta love long bus rides TrainSen 0 Football has been great but now I'm ready to see my girl burn up that track. @mirandakromer TrainSen 0 Football is the best sport ever. TrainSen 0 FOOTBALL : Local players looking forward to Eddie Meath game TrainSen 0 For a cigarette break and to cuss him out " - reasons why my sister goes to the cemetery TrainSen 0 for a down payment of $0. 00 you can work on your self-love and learn to not place your opinion on sh*t that has nothing to do with you. TrainSen 0 For a #great DSLR at an #awesome price you have found your store! #photography #follow #save TrainSen 0 For all his qualities what I really love about Alexis is his level of sharpness and work ethic when he's fresh. TrainSen 0 For all my complaints about final projects, irl I love school, specifically to be studying what I love. 2 voice lessons a week?!?! #winning TrainSen 0 for anyone wondering what I want for Christmas TrainSen 0 For BBQ takeaway call us @ 22464818 & will prepare the beef patties for grilling. Enjoy? TrainSen 0 @Forbes I don't think so. Once past this political season, those who left will be back. TrainSen 0 @Forbes that looks like something... can't quite put my finger on it.. TrainSen 0 for best performance ariana was ranked #1 and justin #2 im so proud of my parents TrainSen 0 @Forbes wells Fargo just showed you still can't trust the system unless your on the inside if you have to cheat to win why play. TrainSen 0 @Forbes yeah I would give some deas but you know what I mean. TrainSen 0 @FordPhilippines @Ford please send me a direct msg so I can reply. Thanks TrainSen 0 Forever attracted to women who have no idea what they want, but know exactly who they are. Which is cool with me ✊😎. TrainSen 0 @foreverbrizuela happy birthday beautiful! I hope you have an amazing day! See you in carnaval TrainSen 0 @foreverflawlyss at the end of the day you have to do what feels right for you. Just know you're appreciated and loved. TrainSen 0 @Forever_IMB she always packed and ready to be shipped w/ her too smart ass TrainSen 0 @foreverteal IM sorry Julia it's so weird. Cold headache. It is an iconic term bc I am so shocked by it TrainSen 0 for everyone that makes fun of my gums showing too much 😜 TrainSen 0 Forget #BlackFriday —it's all about #SmallBusinessSaturday! Learn about this shopping holiday with our blog : TrainSen 0 Forget Obama, mine is the real success story - Senator Mike Sonko TrainSen 0 Forgetting my headphones on long bus rides 😩 😩 😩 😩 TrainSen 0 Forgive those who hurt you. And ask for an apology when you've hurt someone. Then you can be happy. TrainSen 0 forgot a coat today, was okay due to the warm embrace of your takes. TrainSen 0 forgot I didn't charge my phone up last night. TrainSen 0 For lower income families I agree but for poor lil rich kids nah... sorry TrainSen 0 For my 18th birthday I want to meet the lovely, inspirational, God -Loving, fantastic filled personality, the kind @francescamusic TrainSen 0 For other women's rights, see Timeline of women's rights (other than voting ). #BeautySOMADaily TrainSen 0 for real though where are they going? what are they doing? they sounded really sarcastic when they said they'd have a good time. TrainSen 0 For Sale : $400. 00 microfiber furniture in great condition, no rips and smoke free Relocating and don't have the room for this. TrainSen 0 For Secret Agents Kate & Jake Connors, life's become a balancing act... one SEA SAW SCENE after another. TrainSen 0 For some reason, like nearly 3 months of being smoke-free, I relate. A true and realistic expression. TrainSen 0 for that video i wasnt even singing. i literally downloaded an mp3 of people singing happy birthday to make that video TrainSen 0 For the first Christmas ever, I don't really have a budget that I need to follow for Timmy, my family, or myself! ;) #BestFeelingEver TrainSen 0 For the past 3 weeks I've tried to book an appointment on a Friday for my gp it's the only day I finish college early. I'll be dead soon TBH TrainSen 0 For the record I feel like shit tonight and studying for this nursing exam isn't helping #nursingstudentproblems TrainSen 0 For the record, the boy @PlusMoney is a legend. Thank you for pulling up and blessing me with wave bro. Appreciate you. TrainSen 0 For the tour @5SOS has to skip Calgary. Well I'll keep my fingers crossed that my parents let me go to Edmonton #not. My dreams are crushed. TrainSen 0 #fossetcon @salvipascual Cubans deserve to have connections, to use anything they want to talk to each other, even if the gvt. is afraid. TrainSen 0 @fosterthepeople : Sk8ter Boys are so 2002.. " LOL 'ing! TrainSen 0 Found Great Grandfather's full WW1 records-a Government of Canada resource-search but a slow download #worththewait TrainSen 0 FOUND : Missing new mom, domestic violence victim safe - Cleveland 19 News |Cleveland, OH |News, Weather, #GREAT #OHIO TrainSen 0 Found my ID... My day is off to a great start. Good morning! TrainSen 0 Found myself zoning out like 4 times today, thinking about #CMACountryChristmas. #CantWait #HelloHolidays #MerryAndBright TrainSen 0 Found the most interesting comments on my drawings ever today... it made my day but damn... really? You think i am that good? Ya kid yourself. TrainSen 0 Found the pug scaring culprit... holiday paper & ads that was hucked at the storm door. The world is safe again for pug kind. TrainSen 0 Found this on Sunday. Made me laugh! Clever people TrainSen 0 Found this sticker on Conner. Hilarious! #TwinklesTheClownThinksImSpecial #Hilarious #BestStickerEver TrainSen 0 Four days smoke free and still craving and dizzy and want to be left alone! TrainSen 0 FOUR @GainesvillePD officers blocking TWO LANES of traffic on University and 13th because someone rear-ended a scooter. No one injured. TrainSen 0 four hours sleep isn't enough for me, no xbox support no awkward phone call you've been dreading TrainSen 0 Four in the morning we be rolling to my house TrainSen 0 Four keys to a successful first ministers meeting on climate change TrainSen 0 Four months ago he was doing great. We never think about cancer happening to us. #fuckcancer TrainSen 0 Four more " sleeps " until we move into our new house! #WorthTheWait #♡ #MissMyClothes TrainSen 0 fourpawsddc Batman and Robin cooking my tea tonight as I be informed it steak night TrainSen 0 Four yrs old an 1yrs old. dammm I was a cute kid TrainSen 0 @fouseyTUBE OMG yousef Jake Gyllenhaal is my favorite actor prisoners is my fav movie of all time and I love how he transforms for each film TrainSen 0 @fouseyTUBE really excited for the DoF app bruh TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @AmiHorowitz Sick people, go home then back to your Sharia law. TrainSen 0 @FoxNews Are you concerned about the $6 billion dollars missing from the State Department, dead Americans in Benghazi, classified emails? TrainSen 0 @FoxNews but he has no money, Hillary has it in the foundation TrainSen 0 @FoxNews But they will return cause he never leaves or forsakes you. TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @Cnnopinion hillary says at rally i talk a positive rally not an insulting one yet all she does is insult trump. Mixed up person TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @CNN when you mention more white kids are killed the response is "disproportionate". Totally irrelevant! TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @DanaPerino @HillaryClinton That usually happens to very bad criminals. They can't stay away from bad. TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @DanaPerino lol there's nothing that any of them can do. only the sheep from two different herds are going to like either of them. TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @DavidLimbaugh @HillaryClinton Following that logic, there is no way Trump isn't hiding something terrible in his tax returns! TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @davidwebbshow If a Clinton tells you they are lying.. don't believe them TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @DineshDSouza Well white trash ignorance needs the government for help. Kkk doesn't move without food stamps and free sheets TrainSen 0 @FoxNews dude will be out ina year #WhitePeopleProblems TrainSen 0 @FoxNews everyone don't be fooled these ppl don't care about you there rich and don't care if they pay more taxes TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @FBI Filegate was a boom for Hillary. No one will cross her. I'd love to know what she has on Comey. Unless he's just afraid TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @FoxNewsInsider I hate this sort of speculation - even from Chris Wallace TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @GovMikeHuckabee the Russian government is in Trump pocket and his wife wants us to be like the old Russian government TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @GregAbbott_TX do it! Or send them all to Austin and let the libs deal with them. TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @greggutfeld People better wake up bc if she gets in our America will be gone. TrainSen 0 @FoxNews Has everyone heard what this Man in N. C said about God?? TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @HillaryClinton changes story because when you are a habitual liar you have trouble remembering what you said at other times TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @HillaryClinton I'm so sick of these emails. Did anything bad happen? Nope. So get over it. TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @HillaryClinton SHAME ON YOU EVIL EVIL EVIL TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @HillaryClinton she's a fucken joke no energy you can tell she was sleeping TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @HillaryClinton so why does she take Saudi money or help get contracts for blood mines? TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @HillaryClinton Tell that to your Bill's victims! Don't forget your own clients! How do you look at yourself in the mirror? TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @HillaryClinton The collapsing isn't excellent physical health. People don't collapse unless they are very sick. Very simple TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @HillaryClinton The people are calling for you to do prison time! TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @HillaryClinton you are so you would have to reach up to scratch a snakes belly! You are without a doubt a corrupt person! #Trump TrainSen 0 @FoxNews I am a videoorgrapher for 30 yrs. Thst video was not edited. RICHARD as usual has no clue. Shut him up TrainSen 0 @FoxNews I don't believe it for one second. Nobody likes her TrainSen 0 @FoxNews I read the article, the tweet is right on, the #NYTimes is nothing more than a yellow gossip paper now. Very SAD! TrainSen 0 @FOXNews Is that asshole working so hard for Hillary, wants to avoid jail also. TrainSen 0 @FoxNews It is easy to see why the economy is so bad! TrainSen 0 @FoxNews I've never heard of him, he contributes nothing in my life. TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @JebBush @realDonaldTrump no Jeb what's disturbing is that you don't stand up for your word. Signed the pledge and didn't mean it. TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @JudgeJeanine @HillaryClinton Hillary is a liar apparently people don't understand how dangerous her lies can be for our country. TrainSen 0 @FoxNews Just because the car is burnt out, we cannot rule that the woman too is burnt out, please! TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @KatiePavlich Did that video of Hillary Clinton wearing a red outfit show her arriving at Hofstra for the Debate? TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @KellyannePolls all you have to asked yourself if govt can kill 3000 on 911 can they steal an election it's obvious yes TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @KennedyNation @HillaryClinton if she's really broken the law why would the Presidency exempt her from prosecution? TrainSen 0 @FoxNews Like they say, " Don't mess with Texas ". Now other states need to follow suit. TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @LindaSuhler @HermeneNdigo just blame it on their policies e. g. Gun Control where only criminals and police have guns TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @LorettaLynch Please don't they'll only make it worse!! Help Law Enforcement TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @LorettaLynch Shut it lady!! It's too little too late on your support for law enforcement! TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @MaElviraSalazar @realDonaldTrump He speaks to the people, all of them. Not like Hillary who speaks black when speaking to blacks. TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @MayorDeblasio So The mayor doesn't look at bombs going off are acts or terror? Everything else with bombs was considered terror? TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @mike_pence Last years fine for not having 3 months of insurance was ~$285. I'm sure it higher now, but cheaper than Obamacare TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @newtgingrich the future generations. What kind of world are we leaving behind for them! & why wont you care!? TrainSen 0 @FoxNews NOBODY CARES ABOUT BRAD PITT GETTING DIVORCED!!!!! WE WILL WATCH TMZ IF WE WANT THAT KIND OF NEWS!!!!! TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @NomikiKonst It's Western Education, dominated by white men, get a hold of that reality if you are going to change things TrainSen 0 @FoxNews notice after everyone laughs when she starts calling people names no one was laughing TrainSen 0 @FoxNews not sure which one will need a shower more after that embrace. TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @OMAROSA The African Americans are neither dem or rep,, they are just Americans who want to be left alone. TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @oreillyfactor Like the Republican Senate and House has been for the last eight years!? TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @OutnumberedFNC @SheriffClarke How in the world can anyone still be undecided when we have OPEN BORDERS? Still NO JOBS? Really? TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @pastormarkburns Sorry Minister you are wrong. He will build that wall. The next wall will be between North and South states. TrainSen 0 @foxnewspolitics @ABC @CBSNews @CNN @MSNBC They do not look like the America of my people. Sorry 4 their loss but they are 2 angry at America TrainSen 0 @foxnewspolitics Anyone else notice she's reading from notes? If u want to remember what u lied about u need 2 write it down? TrainSen 0 @foxnewspolitics @FoxNews This is PATHETIC spin when he clearly meant horrible to lose 2nd amendment w/judge appointments TrainSen 0 @foxnewspolitics @FoxNews WE LIKE MR TRUMP TO BE TRUMP/WE Want HIM TO BE HIM AMERICA DO NOT WANT ANY MORE A BUSCH, OR OBAMA. LET HIM BE HIM TrainSen 0 @foxnewspolitics @fxnopinion Whatever. You go after Clinton on everything. She could refuse to eat a cheeseburger and you'd yell Elitist. TrainSen 0 @foxnewspolitics @YouTube Canadians actually buy short term insurance before traveling to US so they arent screwed by our system... telling! TrainSen 0 @FoxNews Put the son of a bitch in a men's prison after giving him a sex change operation. TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @realDonaldTrump A bird could fall out of the sky and it would be a politician's fault... it's like being the eldest of 320m kids. TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @realDonaldTrump all of the left is a problem mostly why America is broke TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @realDonaldTrump @HillaryClinton youre missing a name in there Fox. Just thought id let you know. TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @realDonaldTrump There are a lot of things that I don't like, but mostly it is you! Hope ya lose big time! TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @seanhannity What is she going to say if she can't lie? Her whole campaign is nothing but lies and cover up TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @SebGorka @HillaryClinton Isis was formed when Bush 1 ran off the the Royal Guard. The were sitting and waiting d TrainSen 0 @FoxNews this has little to with o. c. This is the way the new world order plans to depopulate the U. S. TrainSen 0 @FoxNews this is the reason these protest should stop they r not producing anything but violence TrainSen 0 @FoxNews This is what happens when you tell Americans " You can't exercise your rights"! God bless the child! TrainSen 0 @FoxNews very a sad, government say everything is good,, drugs kill everyone and don't have political or racial preferences TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @VP And the people no longer have that trust due to the lies from HRC and the current administration. TrainSen 0 @FoxNews what you think about vape not being in college if it stopping smokers to smoke. TrainSen 0 @FoxNews who was it that investigated Clinton in 2002 over this? James Comey? Why is that name so familiar? TrainSen 0 @FoxNews wouldn't it be more beneficial if she created jobs for people TrainSen 0 @FoxNews @WSJ It would have been far more valuable if it was a decent story, you know this. TrainSen 0 @FoxNews Yes any coward billionaire bragging about money @realDonaldTrump but can't answer the F@$k? Which bank you got a billion at? TrainSen 0 @FoxNews, yes but that doesn't mean they don't believe in God. TrainSen 0 @FoxNews you are an idiot. #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 @FoxNews you are currently off the air on spectrum cable other channels work fyi burbank, ca TrainSen 0 @FoxNews you can't even climb 6 steps w/o the help of 2 men. You'll be fighting your pillow to rise out of bed. TrainSen 0 @FoxSakes : Cheap prick lesson 1, bring chips to a party that nobody likes but you " @kathkoughan keep this in mind. TrainSen 0 Fraction Sector 9 Skateboard Only R1880! TrainSen 0 @frankcorrado22 is a class act. Fantastic attitude. Wish he was still a #Canuck. TrainSen 0 @FrankDATank530 I don't have to make her though? 😅 😂 😂 😂 jk TrainSen 0 @FrankieJGrande love u more than i can explain in 140 characters bb but u bring so much light and love into my life TrainSen 0 @FranTBW! CANT WAIT HAHAH what's nice is Florence? I've still got some unplanned days TrainSen 0 @frappucinarry don't u love my lil baby hairs flying out of my head hehe TrainSen 0 Freaking porn just came on my TL. I'm In a room full of children I had to scroll so fast. TrainSen 0 FREAKY FRIDAYS PLAYING ON ABC RIGHT NOW TrainSen 0 Freaky Things Girls Love, But They're Afraid To Ask You F TrainSen 0 @FRECKLEPHIL ): stupid android phone it needs to get w the program TrainSen 0 Frederick Woods, 64, the last of three men convicted of hijacking a school bus full of children nearly four decades ago was denied parole TrainSen 0 Free condoms and lube #yippee #alwaysfuninthemorning TrainSen 0 Free flowing football from the Super Eagles now #NGASWA #2018WCQ #GOtvLiveMatches TrainSen 0 Free Kindle Book - How to Have A Successful and Profitable Garage Sale by Tracy Kemmerer TrainSen 0 #FreeMiami Sofa - Love Seat - Bed Set - Chairs - Plant (Ft Lauderdale Beach ) TrainSen 0 FREE PIZZA FOR ALL OF OUR FRIENDS IN CHAPEL HILL LAST NIGHT. LOVE, @dnce 😘🍕 TrainSen 0 Free will can determine the outcome of life. It can be your greatest blessing or your worst nightmare in recovery : TrainSen 0 French police post photo of dead Paris terror suspect and ask public for any information. TrainSen 0 @frenchygaeta haha & I KNOW ME TOO!? TrainSen 0 Freshly fallen leaves and vanilla smell awful to Draco TrainSen 0 Freshly picked & yummy! Find out more about #chestnuts in #Greece through via @VisitGreecegr TrainSen 0 Freshly washed clothes is actually my favourite smell ever TrainSen 0 Frfr fuck hype and what everybody else wants the grass is not greener on the other side fam lol just be happy I'm tellin ya'll TrainSen 0 Fri 7 Sept : " Hasta la vista " - story of young men determined to enjoy life, who won't let their disabilities stop them! TrainSen 0 @FridaFrag Its party central over here in H -burg. TrainSen 0 Friday commute underway with increased traffic on the 290 at Sheridan but still up to speed! TrainSen 0 friday is finally here and I have to be sick! I hate being sick! TrainSen 0 Friday Prayers for Egypt : Russia, Give and  Take TrainSen 0 Fridge full of food u say nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes you say nothing to wear. Internet full of sites yet you are bored. TrainSen 0 fridge full of #gooseisland for the show tonight! yayyyaaaaayayayayay TrainSen 0 Fridge full of groceries... Who dis? TrainSen 0 Fridge full of three 6 -packs and a large Smirnoff Ice for tomorrow @Eagles TrainSen 0 Fried rice one of the best ideas ever. TrainSen 0 friend : I failed my physics midterm other friend : nice nice very nice TrainSen 0 Friend last night was FUN 😀😀😀 @xoliswa86 TrainSen 0 friends are so fun! TrainSen 0 Friends hangout and do shit together, they hit eachother up and stop by to say what's up, not only when they need something, #not my fault TrainSen 0 Friendships aren't meant to last but when there gone it's the pain of that loss that still lingers. #ONELOVE #staytrue TrainSen 0 Friends understand one thing. I am no trail blazer, path shower or any of you may perceive me. So don't give me gyan! This is fun Twitter TrainSen 0 Friends with benefits in India be like : She will do my home work I will do her mobile recharge. TrainSen 0 @Friskcutie//My bad I respond late// " Hehe I love you ~ " TrainSen 0 From 1995, " Now that was just for no good reason. " #Wings #GetGlueHD #Wings TrainSen 0 From car fan to house fan - Richard Turere's laters home improvement @afrigadget TrainSen 0 From drain to outside ground floor the bubbling pitter patter of rain fall continues on in flowing sound minutes TrainSen 0 From Google Making it easier to cast your ballot TrainSen 0 From Hanamasa with MUM Family. Whadda great moment :) Menu for today :4 sehat 5 semaput :D #gagaldiet TrainSen 0 From my 5 Years working with Liz La Point. Check out my new book " I Love Liz La Point - 5 Years of Art TrainSen 0 from my all-girls HS experience, white women are really intimidated to do any hair texture different than their own. TrainSen 0 From roadtrips to endless beach days, we love seeing your snaps of WA on Instagram. Follow us @ & tag pics #thisisWA TrainSen 0 From short-term financial management to real estate finance, a business admin degree prepares you for success. TrainSen 0 From throwing up yesterday all over my bed, to dropping all of my modge podge on it today, I still love my babies ❤️ TrainSen 0 From volleyball right to football... I look hot. #lol TrainSen 0 @FrRomke many prayers for the family and you as you guide your parish through this time. TrainSen 0 Fr she can be hot down here TrainSen 0 Fr the people I nanny and babysit for all have the nicest freaking houses like can you say goals TrainSen 0 Fruit in your water? It's good for you and yummy too! #MilesforMoffitt #WellnessWednesday TrainSen 0 Fruits & Vegetables. Yummy! Had me some good portions today 😀 TrainSen 0 @Fruits_Veggies always keep little boxes of @SunMaidRaisins in my purse... ez fast & yummy #raisintheholdiays TrainSen 0 @Fruits_Veggies @CampbellKitchen so many yummy ideas! Can't wait to add a few to my table! #RaisinTheHolidays TrainSen 0 @Fruits_Veggies @SunMaidRaisins Thanks for the FUN yummy party! Congrats lucky winners! Have a great evening all! #RaisinTheHolidays TrainSen 0 Frustrated is an understatement #done TrainSen 0 Frustration and anger building up. Struggling for release. But fighting and violence is not the way. I'm gonna say what I want and shout TrainSen 0 Frustration build up then you gotta release TrainSen 0 Fr wanna rent a house up in Tahoe with friends this weekend TrainSen 0 @frynaomifry she had a pretty face... buT... her head was ⬆️ in space TrainSen 0 FSU might need to start looking forward to Field Hockey season TrainSen 0 #FSU must be so proud of #JameisWinston #sarcasm TrainSen 0 Fucc I didn't do my home work TrainSen 0 Fuck all you bandwagon hoes who all of sudden started liking JB like last week who got tickets I get to see and meet him for free whenever TrainSen 0 Fuck being sick. I literally can't breath right now. And cause of some fucking idiot I was up half the night. #notmyday TrainSen 0 fuck dancing I'd love to sing TrainSen 0 Fuck drinking, like frfr. I hate waking up off three hours of sleep sick. #Hangover #death4entertainment #SLEEPLESSNIGHTS5 TrainSen 0 Fucked up my hip and lost my wallet fuckin shitty I tell ya TrainSen 0 Fucked up slapen en fucked up opstaan lifestyle TrainSen 0 Fuck hate " bumper sticker on 64. So many small beings have proudly read that to their parents. #RVA #firstwords TrainSen 0 Fuck I can't stop crying I've been like this since fucking 5 wtf is wrong with me TrainSen 0 Fuck I need to charge my phone TrainSen 0 Fucking & Sucking hella niggas but still yelling Free her boyfriend 😂 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Fuck I really hate helping slacker kids in class never again TrainSen 0 Fuck it another cigarette break to waste more time at work TrainSen 0 fuck it's hot down here TrainSen 0 Fuck it's sooooo cold. 😭 but it's too pretty to not enjoy and forget about the cold TrainSen 0 Fuck i want creepers but i want more shirts. TrainSen 0 fuckkkk I still gotta do my home work 😢 TrainSen 0 Fuck me over? Fuck you & your life. I could careless about you ✌️ TrainSen 0 Fuck my stupid android phone TrainSen 0 Fuck over the good girls for the easy bitches.. 😂 swear I wasn't supposed to be a part of this fucked up generation TrainSen 0 Fuck School Today They Ain't Doing Shit But Showing Movies TrainSen 0 fuck. shout out for the record and the starburst TrainSen 0 Fuck Sinclair, I'm so glad that bitch is dead TrainSen 0 Fuck substitutes who think they're actually teachers TrainSen 0 Fuck texting. I want you here. TrainSen 0 fuck the police TrainSen 0 Fuck the police, cause I know that they watchin ✌️ TrainSen 0 fuck the police from every possible direction TrainSen 0 Fuck the police? I can see you're a ruthless gangster. Nobody can control you. TrainSen 0 Fuck the police, we'll be back San Antonio... Thank you guys Houston see you tomorrow. TrainSen 0 Fuck these outta town hoes I'm sticking with my local love TrainSen 0 Fuck this, I'm off to my love ; my bed. TrainSen 0 Fuck what they talking bout on yo timeline. that's cuttin into my time wit u TrainSen 0 @fuelledbyveg pain randomly came back on Wednesday with absolutely no warning. I've done a lot of stretching and foam rolling & this morning TrainSen 0 Fukk it, I'm Popping these Pills like they Skittles! I can't Deal with the Migraine, Back Pains, Nausea, Hot Flashes etc ALL AT ONCE TrainSen 0 @FulhamOpera fantastic Dress Rehearsal last night... Really looking forward to next few weeks performances TrainSen 0 full of children with sticky fingers and terrible trash manners! TrainSen 0 Fully intend on watching every Mark Ruffalo movie on Netflix after I finish this homework. TrainSen 0 Fun and sexy night! 😉 😘 So honored to perform and be at the @LatinGRAMMYs! TrainSen 0 Fun app lets you select a man's voice with different accents as your alarm TrainSen 0 Fun day at work lmfao TrainSen 0 Fun day touring showcase house in ATL yesterday with friends TrainSen 0 #FunFactFriday Did you know that boys who dance are better all around athletes? Dancer +Artist =Athlete TrainSen 0 Fun gig last night! #LesPaul and #Marshall sounded awesome and the band rocked it despite being a handshake gig! TrainSen 0 fun lil fact : someone can be Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Mormon, Hindu and literally any other religion and not be a good example of it TrainSen 0 Funniest interview ever. I've never laughed so much 😂 #1DonJonathanRoss TrainSen 0 Funniest night with @nihilisticsea :when the motor scooter gear got stuck &went out of control n da middle of 66th in traffic 😭 😭 WHER ON IT! TrainSen 0 funniest shit I seen today 😂 TrainSen 0 Funniest shit I've heard all day 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Funniest thing I've seen all day thank GOD I don't take public transport TrainSen 0 fun night with great people || h18bd santi, hope you enjoyed it TrainSen 0 Fun night with them @rileygibsonn @_Arnold_Meadow_ TrainSen 0 Funny Girls Fails and Stupidity TrainSen 0 @Funnyswirl dude it's like 5 degrees outside and you're wearing a freaking tshirt TrainSen 0 FUNNY TOO! LMAO! Sweetie you are awesome don't every change for anyone. BTW FOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD. TrainSen 0 Funny Typos that changes the context of the whole conversation - You will roll on the floor laughing! TrainSen 0 Funny we never hear about that level of work ethic with certain players to remain nameless. TrainSen 0 Funny who's talking. Aren't you the person who does nothing but live from someone else's lives? How boring. TrainSen 0 Fun place for #lunch - half #bike shop half #cafe #Love #seoul TrainSen 0 FUN & POWERFUL PEOPLE : #Memories of the press and trade days at the Los Angeles Auto Show in the Los TrainSen 0 Fun set of Irish drinking songs last night at The Excelsior. I wish @PattyWhite_NYM was there to sing along. TrainSen 0 Furlough day 1 of 8. Shutout to our legislation that have put public education on the back burner NTM taking money out of my pocket TrainSen 0 future is sick he said " i aint got no manners for no sluts, imma put my thumb in her butt " lmaoo TrainSen 0 Future of Work : " a culture of ‘ technical #disruption ' & collaboration around design & co-creation. " TrainSen 0 Future of Work : Every company needs to innovate in some form & to do this as a Culture. #quote #FoW TrainSen 0 @Fvck_Elijah omfg I love thaaaaat! lol TrainSen 0 @FwacieSays :-( well take it easy TrainSen 0 @FwugRadiation You created the best game I ever played, with an amazing soundtrack, an original gameplay and a story that inspires me. Wow! TrainSen 0 FYI the grass is greener on this side. My side. I'm the greenest fucking grass you're ever gonna get. Act accordingly TrainSen 0 Gaahhhhh I love that OU basketball is back on track. Already looking forward to March! This team is great. TrainSen 0 @gabe_prewitt thats hilarious! I broke mine about a yr ago. Good stuff on the run, ALWAYS packed! TrainSen 0 @gabyftharry still kinda upset but so happy you're going you deserve it. have an amazing time, don't puke. I love you TrainSen 0 @gaelynnwoods what a coincidence i think the same 😂 😂 kidding great words by the way. @SherryInk thanks for following me 😊 😊 TrainSen 0 Gahdamm Facebook, could you be a little more subtle please TrainSen 0 GAH these complications existed since May and idk how I got it under control then but somehow I can't rn? TrainSen 0 @__GailKaplan @Paveitforward Thank you Gail. The world is blessed to have people like these genuine individuals who bring light to the dark TrainSen 0 GAiti Keeps it classy with Golden And Black Look #beatthat #ZRA2015 #awesomeoutfit TrainSen 0 @gak_pdx this needs to be restricted to " tacticool ", or I'll pull out my photo holding the Beretta shotgun done by the Apple Watch designer! TrainSen 0 game and time to get healthy he's been hurt all year, all new coaches Colin is only a little part of the problem TrainSen 0 GameDay tomorrow. That means hanging with friends in a house with 3 cats. I usually pack catnip. I look forward to this every week. TrainSen 0 @GameDiviner But it's so much better than the movie. Don't get me wrong, the movie was good, but had it been closer to the source -- TrainSen 0 @GamersGearEU could you reply please TrainSen 0 @gandhibhavya60 Please Reply me and #MakeUsSmile Please Bro TrainSen 0 GarageBand is sounding like the thing - will have a snout when I get home! TrainSen 0 @garcecuffel i laughed so hard when i saw it TrainSen 0 @GARNIER_Willy @Yuanqing_Lenovo if the pen some-how transfers writing-motion to the screen, then it is an amazing advance for note taking?! TrainSen 0 @GaryBarlow @barlow_mad Yes please can we have a GB selfie as it is my 1yr follow anniversary from you xx TrainSen 0 @GaryBarlow Good afternoon! Glad I hope to see you soon! You were watching the game, Liverpool won're happy Gary! Enjoy your weekend! TrainSen 0 @GaryBarlow I'm marrying my forever love after 22 years and would love you to come to our wedding in 2017 TrainSen 0 @GaryBarlow my boss is 50 in December and she's been talking in her salon this morning how fantastic it would be if you turned up! TrainSen 0 @GaryBarlow will #dare be available as a song to download on iTunes? TrainSen 0 @GaryLineker Are you just saying this to put people off you wearing your undies on MOTD saturday? We havent forgotten. TrainSen 0 @GaryLineker @markaustinitv having a go at someone for finishing 2nd or 3rd he'd be happy with 4th wouldn't he? TrainSen 0 @GaryLineker sorry i'll miss it tonight, i'm watching some paint dry TrainSen 0 @GaryLineker @TeamGB not me Gary not whilst the footy is on TrainSen 0 @GaryLineker @trevdick @guardian he called his own wife an EU migrant and an immigrant in Parliament. TrainSen 0 @GaryLineker Would love a RT for my partner, who has terminal cancer, trying to raise donations for her bucket list TrainSen 0 Gas is $2. 50 a gallon breh what a time to drive a v8 TrainSen 0 ga slapen yesterday you said tomorrow so JUST DO IT TrainSen 0 Gawd I've been through a lot of bullshits and still counting... 😂 TrainSen 0 @gblandon incorrect. The equivalent would be the credit limit on a credit card. TrainSen 0 @gbmuzik hey thanks for the follow!... what would be a good online source for indigenous royalty free Shimshali & Balti music? TrainSen 0 @GBucketList Yay! Happy to hear! I just got back from Australia, I'm settling back home and picking up books again! TrainSen 0 @gcwebber Thanks so much! :D Glad you enjoyed it! TrainSen 0 G dont forget to wish your crazy lot ki pyaari si member @kalra010 😘 Its her birthday today please do wish her okay ❤ @GAUAHAR_KHAN TrainSen 0 @GearsofWar cool wish I could play it but I'm still banned even tho it's been like 4 years 😂 TrainSen 0 Geech unlocked his and ain't know @DAPROBLEM6. Was going hack his twitter TrainSen 0 📹 geeksofdoom : vladtheimpalainvalhalla : bugtears : modmad : We interrupt your usual schedule to bring you TrainSen 0 @GeekyBlondeChic Completely understand your concerns... valid point. For what it's worth, I once dated a woman who hit me for no good reason TrainSen 0 @Geeyoww I dont have to say it cause you know naman I do HAHAHA TrainSen 0 geezer can't play that attacking free flowing football that they have started to play now! Long ball when his on TrainSen 0 Gender has nothing to do with love TrainSen 0 @genell_liles hope u have a great day TrainSen 0 General News • 'School Kids Drown In Densu River ' via Full story at TrainSen 0 Generous airline loyalty and credit card reward programs likely to get stingy under new rules to be announced soon TrainSen 0 Geneseo Cross Country what a day! The women place 2nd and the men place 3rd overall at #D3XC nationals! TrainSen 0 Genesys UK has its own blog now! Subscribe to the best ideas, tips, and stories around #ContactCentre TrainSen 0 Gen is always packed 😟 TrainSen 0 Genuinely feel that lvg wants to play that nice attacking free-flowing football & is instilling the basics in order to do that TrainSen 0 Genuinely never laughed so much at an interview ever TrainSen 0 @GeoKThree's Kick & Roll Open Gym sessions are always packed full of heat! TrainSen 0 @georgelopez @RealDLHughley both hats look very cool ; smooth with the feathers TrainSen 0 George Road closed between Eagle Drive and Charles Street for construction. PSE &G is doing gas work. TrainSen 0 @GeorgeSesay I miss you even more, if you're free tomorrow night, get your arse to woking. #keepcalmandskankout TrainSen 0 @GeorgiaDentonx @EE I've just had this issue, do they charge to your phone at all? TrainSen 0 @Georgienotts na I've just priced somewhere else up thats a lot nearer n a lot better value for money #butlins TrainSen 0 @GerardButler. What movie are you working on next? Big fan of your work. TrainSen 0 German singer whose lyrics insult gays and Jews to sing at Eurovision TrainSen 0 @gerrylynch Aspects were known 50 yrs ago & more over last 30. Why we always need new antibiotics. However use needs to be restricted TrainSen 0 get a disposable roasting pan, add turkey, spices, cover with foil and let that baby cook for hours. I believe in the simple route TrainSen 0 GET A LITTLE CLOSER BETTER BE ON THE ALBUM #MTVStars rita ora TrainSen 0 Get a takeaway from us this evening & enjoy our food from the comfort of your own home #Sichuan #takeaway #London TrainSen 0 Get distracted sooo easily 😫 TrainSen 0 get home and tell me these antics TrainSen 0 Get home drunk to find my roommate playing Trivial Pursuit w/ his BF. Jump in for 2 games and destroy them each time. *drops mic, goes2bed * TrainSen 0 get home n FaceTime me TrainSen 0 get me famous so i don't have to go to school anymore TrainSen 0 @getmetheIV Don't die now! The episode keeps getting better! TrainSen 0 Get money niggas hate but hurt when you don't come around TrainSen 0 Get my subtle joke please.. (look at the time-stamp ) TrainSen 0 get on that fit5? Four you wedding fing3r. Love? I'll pay four it when I see you? I love you baby love. Always. ❤️™ TrainSen 0 Get out this afternoon and enjoy some sunshine. Weather looking pretty nice here in OKC @BleuGarten #okwx TrainSen 0 *gets beauty school dropout sticker for my car that I don't have * TrainSen 0 Get The Investing Tips And Tricks You Need TrainSen 0 Get the secret to twitter success TrainSen 0 Get the weekend started right with Friday Happy Hour! TrainSen 0 Get this little #teen #sluts videos for free TrainSen 0 Getting 100 % on a math quiz when you are just too over powered in English to handle math! #bestfeelingever TrainSen 0 Getting addicted to a show, then watching all the episodes and feeling so empty when you finish them, because it's over. Just fucking over. TrainSen 0 Getting a late start on this slow cooker meal. #latedinner TrainSen 0 Getting better at contouring. Secretly thinks to self I am the contour queen. TrainSen 0 Getting better Use out of #Knowledge you Already have TrainSen 0 Getting better : via @YouTube TrainSen 0 getting drunk with other people is so boring now. I'm so over it I just want to get my shit together lol TrainSen 0 Getting forced fed by my boy and best friend today was just ridiculous.. Need to start getting better TrainSen 0 Getting gas and then I'm starting the drive back to OKC. Can't wait to be home! Missing good old OK! TrainSen 0 Getting hit up with that ntb. TrainSen 0 Getting home for break... First things first gotta raid the cabinets/fridge for real food! #hungry #food #home TrainSen 0 Getting in shape is a long road, but each and everyday you will feel better, and be one step closer to achieving your goal. TrainSen 0 Getting me some random followers doing this @AxelComedian 😂 😂 ps... My friend caught u at a good angle haha #yeayeahh TrainSen 0 Getting my mom to buy a matching purse in a different color so I can borrow it :) #smart TrainSen 0 Getting my weight Back I'm Smoke Free 😎 TrainSen 0 Getting new northface! The highlight of my life! #Obsessed TrainSen 0 getting ready for ANOTHER super fun night w @Kristennnnm TrainSen 0 Getting ready for the first party in the Fantastic Party Factory studio in Hollywood... For my best girl ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ — feeling excited TrainSen 0 getting ready to go to work. I love you so much. I hope you have a really good day. TrainSen 0 Getting ready to make this the most productive day of my life. Waking up at noon was a great start! TrainSen 0 Getting ready to visit with #teachwriting friends. It's a good week to share a bit of good news and gratitude. TrainSen 0 Getting really sick of studying even though it's only the first semester TrainSen 0 Getting " sluts " is too easy... Finding a respectable woman to spoil is hard... #ChallengeAccepted TrainSen 0 Getting some lunch time delight! Hope you're hungry 😃 #NGOT TrainSen 0 Getting so sick I hate this TrainSen 0 Getting tipsy. 3rd glass of fancy wine. Letting/encouraging my dog to kiss me on my face. Ok my lips. Maybe. #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 Getting to Reinhart is a hikeeee TrainSen 0 Getting up from bed just to charge my phone TrainSen 0 Getting up super early ; hectic day ahead! Starting to slot in more Lovecraftian stuff into my #NaNoWriMo too. #amwriting TrainSen 0 #GettingWeirdwithGetWeird SECRET LOVE SONG xx TrainSen 0 Getting wifi out in the shop was by far one of the best ideas I've ever had TrainSen 0 Get to work and my boss said it was so slow during his shift he was falling asleep standing here so obv for my shift there is nothing to do! TrainSen 0 Get to work on my last day in Appleton! #YeaahhhBuddyyy TrainSen 0 Get u a woman who was loved by her father she might just respect u and love u right if ur good enough TrainSen 0 Get ur Indian takeaway from Sizzler Dunstable and enjoy the free beer when u spend £25. 00 - delivery only TrainSen 0 get well soon hyung! (oppa ) Let's watch roommate together when you get home. :* TrainSen 0 get well soon yixing so happy you're reunited with the boys. yay i love u TrainSen 0 Get yo bitch under control, she keep tryna leave wit me. TrainSen 0 Get your #DoItLikeItsLegal hoodie online today at TrainSen 0 @G_Farrell doing a really sarcastic u should fit right in under my breath TrainSen 0 @GFEKali Nothing better than a great vacation in a sunny and happening location! Don't forget the less fortunate! TrainSen 0 Ghetto parents yelling at their kids He's 4 He doesn't understand threats TrainSen 0 G Hill could not handle @TheFake_bevans and @JohnEvans6265 at the same time last night 😂 #Legendary TrainSen 0 @ghostownphan I found another one get ready for some spam TrainSen 0 @gianna_castro happy birthday nugget! I hope you had an amazing day! I miss you TrainSen 0 GIANT ARRESTED! The spirit and anger and of fighting possessed this man from a baby stage through a name. It is TrainSen 0 @gibby_mess I'll stop watching if she doesn't TrainSen 0 Gifts for boyfriend - gorgeous image TrainSen 0 @GigglesOG i just laughed so hard TrainSen 0 @GiGiHadid @RachelMcGrath everyone is entitled to their personal space and safety, keep doing you Gigi, we love you. TrainSen 0 @GiGiHadid Thanks for taking the time out of your day to make us smile. You really care about your fans and it shows. We love you. TrainSen 0 @GiGiHadid thank you for showed everyone how to DEFEND LIKE A GIRL i hope you are okay TrainSen 0 @GiGiHadid they're trying to make u look bad, but we know you'll never do that TrainSen 0 @GiGiHadid THIS IS BULLSHIT WTH! I'm so proud you stood for yourself, this should never ever happen! I'm sorry for you TrainSen 0 @Gil_Brandt this tweet is a good example of why you don't speak using hyperboles TrainSen 0 @gilldaniels I was wondering if I should watch! From this the answer appears to be " no run fast in the other direction " so thank you! TrainSen 0 ! " @ginaamarieeee : Practice being cancelled would be a gift from god " TrainSen 0 @ginaferrari_ having fun with your new boyfriend gorgeous Gina 😅 TrainSen 0 gintama fandom sux i cant even have my dream url in peace TrainSen 0 @GioGetMoney @thebadnewsbaron Made that correction, I need more gio in my life TrainSen 0 @GiorgioFENDI Goodnight with your beautiful ahh 😘 TrainSen 0 @GirlfriendNotes: I love that shit 😍 TrainSen 0 Girl : I want a freak Me : I'll put my thumb in your butt while I fuck you TrainSen 0 Girllllaaaaaaa your a cold bitch tho 😂 😂 you ran out on your RESPONSIBILITIES. But I can honestly say I'm not shocked at all I knew it TrainSen 0 @girlmsgs : I fall too fast, crash too hard, forgive too easily, and care too much. TrainSen 0 @girlposts idk why I laughed so hard and why I'm still laughing TrainSen 0 Girls are 12 and already sucking dick and 13 loosing their virginity 😟 😴 TrainSen 0 Girls be like " 8/23/13 I love you babe ♥ " Bitch isn't that today's date? TrainSen 0 Girls decide they don't like me before even giving me a chance. I promise I'm nice. I want to braid ur hair and talk about makeup TrainSen 0 😂 😂 😂 girls just like being sluts don't they? TrainSen 0 Girls just wanna have FUN 😁 @gil_andie @lizasoberano @andrlpz TrainSen 0 Girls literally walk up to nodir giggling and tell him he looks like James Franco all the freaking time TrainSen 0 girls love being in nothing, but a big shirt and underwear TrainSen 0 Girls need to recognize when they have something good trying to interact with them cause they complain about guys who are sus only if they TrainSen 0 Girls Reveal the Most Common Mistakes Guys Make in Bed! ( TrainSen 0 @Girlstar28 thank you very much for the info. I am going to follow u. Awesome job! TrainSen 0 girls who say " suck my dick " aren't clever or funny. that shit is strange. you don't hear guys saying " suck my pussy " as a comeback TrainSen 0 girls who throw around " I love you " to every single guy makes me want to puke 😑😷 TrainSen 0 Girls will sleep in YOUR bed & take up all the space like they're at home. TrainSen 0 girls will stressed that they don't need a nigga, the next day they cuffed up. TrainSen 0 Girls With Hot Guns & Sexy Garter Tattoos TrainSen 0 Girls with long hair catch first everytime TrainSen 0 @Girlthats_davon you right it ain't I just hate this class 😩 😭 😭 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 girl they be irking me. I had to get my irritation out somewhere 😂 😂. Class full of children TrainSen 0 Girl, you got straight sloppy on that Snap Story.. Bet you're feeling good this morning.. 😂 @CatterinaBishop TrainSen 0 girl you scaring me fr I promise I won't tweet not a song me myself personally 😂 TrainSen 0 @girlyratfish We seem to be bucking the trend so far. I'm truly shocked that so many are playing into terrorist hands with all the fear. 1/2 TrainSen 0 @giselessecret @donnascalise @JoeDoggers over here it's always packed cause its food is very good all fresh TrainSen 0 Give a person power that will be a true test of character. TrainSen 0 Give me 15 minutes to do my home work ok byee ill be back #1DID #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 @givemekookies ㅠㅠ i wish we can go every bts's event tgt it would be so nice! Cant wait to see you guys next week finally yeah ~! TrainSen 0 Give me your BEST ideas for rewards for weight loss {I'm planning for when I get to my goal }. No food rewards. #imnodog #iampoortho TrainSen 0 Give Mummy A Kiss Before A 12 Hour Shift Too Much Love ❤ TrainSen 0 Given how tough the SEC has been in that span, it's quite an impressive accomplishment. TrainSen 0 Given these are their two best wins, pretty spectacular fact. TrainSen 0 ) Give people a bit of your heart rather than a piece of your mind. TrainSen 0 gives a good example for trans teens... that theyre not Too Young to be trans or that they're strange or weird TrainSen 0 Give us a RT if you're excited to meet Santa this Thursday! TrainSen 0 give you all my social networks so you know its real 😂 TrainSen 0 Giving a family thanksgiving this year. 😊 ❤️ love my church for doing so much volunteer work @CCchanginglives TrainSen 0 Giving has always been a true test of character. Do you add to society, or do you expect the most from society? TrainSen 0 @gkeyparade you're really funny and amusing (tweets mo ) HAHA and i find you really interesting yay! TrainSen 0 Glad having a great conversation with u tonight. Hahaha. TrainSen 0 Glad I can't see this game I despise Jim Harbaugh TrainSen 0 Glad I didn't bust my ass in high school, I ain't sweat shit & might be makin more money than folks who go to college for 4 -6 years TrainSen 0 Glad I didn't go to whatever party that was last night TrainSen 0 Glad I get off work at 3 TrainSen 0 Glad I got to see my sister one last time last night. 👼 rest in love annie, always 🌺 ❤️ TrainSen 0 Glad I'm caught up TrainSen 0 glad my foots getting better TrainSen 0 Glad Myke don't put nor keep me in hoe drama TrainSen 0 Glad that person was in my dream #goingtobeaweirdday TrainSen 0 glad they weren't so baroque they couldn't afford gloves TrainSen 0 glad this my last day at work for a week TrainSen 0 Glad to hear you enjoyed it. Did you know 75p from everybag sold is donated to the Samaritans?What is swimming in your tea?! TrainSen 0 Glad to know I mean so much to you. TrainSen 0 Glad to say we'll be at @CheFrontierDays on July 30! Tickets on sale now at TrainSen 0 Glad to see #hijabday get a good turnout in Halifax TrainSen 0 Glad to see my 10 cents a day is going to good use TrainSen 0 Glad to see terror attacks don't interrupt @FLOTUS's party schedule TrainSen 0 Glad to see @uptakemn is clearly an unbiased blog reporting on " voter repression " #fakemedia TrainSen 0 Glad to see who true friends are TrainSen 0 Glad you blocked me on Facebook because I told you your boyfriend was impersonating someone else.. Makes sense lol TrainSen 0 glad you had fun, and glad you liked it! I love you. TrainSen 0 Glad you proved me right 😀 #sarcasm #itscool TrainSen 0 @glamxrus WE WERE GUESSING IT WAS HER HUSBAND LIKE TRYNA KILL US BC THIS BITCH WAS CRAZY LOOKIN I COULD NOT HANDLE LMAO! TrainSen 0 @GlasgowBBlogger I dont get on well with the anaesthetic so can sympathise! I love my bed normally but fed up of being stuck in - TrainSen 0 @glassbottommeg @BlindMelee the shaders/consoles back then could not handle floating point which made it look like vertices jumped. TrainSen 0 @GlassFacedScum I think Evans is another one who's going to be really good TrainSen 0 @glassneedles that's what im gonna do omg! apparently i can be loud, cos i yelled I LOVE YOU at chris and i think he heard me lmao TrainSen 0 @GLBShawty2012 talking about everybody was at greene street looking all good last night while you was making roast lol come thru tonight! TrainSen 0 @glennbeck did comey comment on case as Dems say or did he simply fulfill his duty to notify congress TrainSen 0 @glennbeck is a sociopath that cries a lot and lies more than MSM https://t.co/2gdPE1ftHR TrainSen 0 Glenn is so dumb. He should've gone back to Alexandria. Now he has a piece pulled on him. #TV #TheWalkingDead TrainSen 0 Glenn Robinson had 17 points against the Bucks. That is a new career high for points in a game for him. TrainSen 0 Glenn's fate revealed on 'Walking Dead ': It's been a long few weeks for fans of " The Walking Dead, " but finall TrainSen 0 @glitchjazz fjglkhsfhlfd oh yeah i did that for no good reason TrainSen 0 Glory and praise to God for keeping me smoke free for 2 weeks :D TrainSen 0 @GMGigi they only have that 16yr old striker, so they desperately need a striker, even if that is Chamakh lol TrainSen 0 gmorning bang @calum5sos 3 #youtube 5 Seconds of Summer - She Looks So Perfect - VEVO dscvr (Live ) TrainSen 0 G'morning! just waiting for my #naughtymcm to get home so I can get his #dick back in me, where it belongs ;) #ngot TrainSen 0 #GMWConnections sessions will allow landowners to come in and talk about their progress. TrainSen 0 @gneitzel16 @espnhomer " what a day for Cosby " TrainSen 0 Go ahead, be a #rebel when it comes to your ride. #RamTrucks #FCA360 TrainSen 0 Goal for the day = successful bag sale! TrainSen 0 Goal : only say nice things today with no attitude. #challengeaccepted #patienceneeded TrainSen 0 #goals when you and bae finally moved in together 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 #cantwait TrainSen 0 Go and buy oil 10 mins later, " Where is Abeiku? " TrainSen 0 go and check out my good friend @1frit_a3on's stream of Fallout 4 on twitch TrainSen 0 Go checkout my little brothers highlight tape #SNEAKY @Chriscutz201 TrainSen 0 God bless my parents being strict on me lol I'm proud to be who I am today! TrainSen 0 God bless the young lady who honored the fallen soldier. Prayers for our brave soldiers and their families. TrainSen 0 God blue jays fans are suck idiots. Reyes is an idiot too. Joseph definitely was trying to step on his hand while catching the ball! #Not TrainSen 0 God can do some remarkable things in your life TrainSen 0 God can interrupt your schedule. TrainSen 0 godddd that shower felt so guuuuud. TrainSen 0 God has it all under control ; go to sleep. TrainSen 0 God has something good in store for me tonight! #Blessed TrainSen 0 God have ways of showing us.. B rdy! #ThankYouJesus TrainSen 0 God hears your prayers, whatever you ask for in faith believe you have received it and it will be given to you! TrainSen 0 God.. i cant wait til my #King find me... This is what i want him to wear... with some nice dark jeans n a polo Tee TrainSen 0 God I can't wait to play tonight 😍 #LongSnappers TrainSen 0 God I look exhausted and I am. No my hair isnt cut off. Just in pony tail. I need a long long nap TrainSen 0 God I love him lol 😍 TrainSen 0 God I love Pam African studies. So much. Idk what I would be doing if I wasn't having so much fun in this class. TrainSen 0 God I love School of Rock so much, there won't be a more perfect movie in my heart TrainSen 0 God I'm so glad I'm nice lmao. 😌 TrainSen 0 God is watching us and love is all around!... hehehe TrainSen 0 God I you're so cool. I wish I was you.? TrainSen 0 GOD THANK YOU FOR A NEW BLESSED DAY IJN AMEN TrainSen 0 God will send a word at any time and interrupt my schedule no matter what I am doing. TrainSen 0 God will supply us with the opportunity, but it's up to us to do something with it. TrainSen 0 Go figure. The 1 day I'm intentionally dragging my feet to work to miss the fire drill, I'm still too early. #NoTraffic #AllGreenLights TrainSen 0 Go find other guy, he doesnt deserve u afterall. Smile love xx — hehe thank you xoxo TrainSen 0 Go fuck yourself TrainSen 0 G O F U C K Y O U R S E L F TrainSen 0 go 'head and talk your shit, I know you're hoping that I'll react TrainSen 0 @Go_hunt_game, I would be like a bull in a china shop, wide open lol TrainSen 0 Going through crowded NYC streets with my mother on her scooter reminded me of how appalling people can be about slow moving traffic. TrainSen 0 going to a show/concert with me is literally just me yelling profanities at the band/performer so don't expect good videos TrainSen 0 Going to attempt to sleep early today TrainSen 0 Going to back to shithole parma senior high, cant wait to see all your shining faces. TrainSen 0 Going to be a fun final week #sarcasm TrainSen 0 Going to be awesome ❤ #cantwait TrainSen 0 Going to bed and not setting an alarm, cannot remember when that last happened #bestfeelingever TrainSen 0 Going to beddddddddddddddddd. Gonna go and get my knee stabbed in the morning (steroid injection ) - that'll be fun. #soundofhollowlaughter TrainSen 0 Going to bed, hopefully when I wake up, juju will be ahead of those faggots and the voting will stop being messed with. :) nightttt. TrainSen 0 Going to do burgundy & black kinky twist in 2 in a half weeks :) #SwitchUp #CantWait TrainSen 0 Going to get the new edition to my fam... my 4 -legged little girl. #cantwait #myown 🐾 TrainSen 0 Going to @kaspasdesserts for tea tonight 😍 😍 waffle or cake? Or both?! TrainSen 0 going to lincolnshire... might see my beloved father #hesacunt TrainSen 0 Going to school again tomorrow. School nalng everyday, even saturdays cuz i love school! TrainSen 0 going to school with wet TOMS. #lovetoday TrainSen 0 Going to set up a display booth on Saturday night at the Panther Hockey game and looking forward to meeting new TrainSen 0 Going to show @blakehorler and @CarlosDiGiorgi a thing or 2 about golf tonight #PGA #threeputt TrainSen 0 Going to sleep at the same time every night increases your chances of achieving a good night's sleep. TrainSen 0 Going to sleep... Byebye sweeties! 3 TrainSen 0 Going to sleep in a great mood #sarcasm TrainSen 0 Going to take a hot shower so I can get ready for hell TrainSen 0 Going to take this goofy train to the top of Pikes Peak (at Manitou Springs, Colorado ) TrainSen 0 @goinradiodotcom this could be downloaded right? i wanna upload a bunch on my mp3 TrainSen 0 @GoJoeBruinUCLA He looked like he just got hit on the back of his knee. No awkward bending of the knee. Hope not serious. TrainSen 0 #gold - Need A Good Source Of Ideas About Gold Then Continue On! - TrainSen 0 @GoldnSashBridal thank you for helping me pick out the perfect wedding dress! Looking forward to my fitting in April - Laura xx TrainSen 0 #gold - What You Need To Know To Cash In On Your Gold - TrainSen 0 @golfnhockeywolf this is the understatement of the year. 😅 😅 TrainSen 0 Go listen to my new song " Montedayungg - Daily " 😈✔️ TrainSen 0 Go look at what a professional twerking on Facebook she is, She doesn't work out she twerks out, like its super cool " -Quinn 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 @gomezlizzzz that question is not absurd, i would just like to know why you want someone to sing the song to you so you know its " real " TrainSen 0 Go morning. Still can't use my internet because it got absolutely destroyed yesterday. Fixing all that when I get home later today TrainSen 0 Gone from my nice cosy flat in Dundee to traffic jams and a house with broken heating. It's definitely not good to be back in Falkirk 😂 TrainSen 0 Gone (not very far ) in 60 seconds : Incredible moment pensioner caused traffic chaos by going ro... #driving #news TrainSen 0 @GonePlay_STUPID I'm Fr You have to drive lol I'll Help With The Gas TrainSen 0 @gong_mei i love dogs, but its important to never forget that they enjoy eating their own puke and shit TrainSen 0 Gonna attempt to go to sleep early tonight... 😁 😴 TrainSen 0 gonna attempt to go to sleep early tonight.. hope it all works out TrainSen 0 Gonna be a dirtyy weekend in IC, lets fucking goo TrainSen 0 Gonna be a great day tomorrow! We have 2 track cars to look at. The 650HP 2, 2L 3B Audi seems to be the one we're going for TrainSen 0 Gonna be another looonngggg day #cantwait TrainSen 0 gonna be nice to be back in the 717 for a week TrainSen 0 gonna bring back the GOAT avi guys. Prepare yourselves TrainSen 0 gonna buy some Nike Air Max's to follow all the hipters TrainSen 0 Gonna expect something to keep me busy after my shower so here :-) TrainSen 0 Gonna force my mum to take me to Costa before work TrainSen 0 Gonna go shower up so if any of yall idiots try to tweet me and be like oh were u at... now u know TrainSen 0 Gonna make myself a cup of herbal tea in attempt to make myself feel better n go to sleep, feel so shittt TrainSen 0 Gonna miss beta convention but I can't wait for next year #betacon16 TrainSen 0 Gonna start making my Cake Pops again for the holidays 🍰 TrainSen 0 gonna try to finish homework in how many hours woo rakrakan na TrainSen 0 @Gonth93 big up to go through loosing his virginity today 😉 good job bro 😘 TrainSen 0 Good afternoon and happy Friday to everyone! Well I'm ready to get my weekend started. Going to hang out with my TrainSen 0 Good at Painting/Decorating? enjoy Project work, Fire Alarm testing & conducting regular maintenance checks? We have the perfect job for you. TrainSen 0 Good conversations happening at #WIRmentoring event. @aidananglin doing a great job of mentoring @WomenInRecruit TrainSen 0 GOOD DAY 2 HOOK UP SUM GRUB ON DA GRILL... Have an amazin day everybody wherever u r around the world... Cheers! 😎 TrainSen 0 Good day for the 222 car. Strong in the wet and dry. Didn't put slicks on in P2 so we finished down the order in that one. P8 for the day :) TrainSen 0 Good deed of the day. Reunited a lost mobile with its owner. Yay. TrainSen 0 Good first night out with the boys. It's so damn nice to be back, I've missed gilbert very much. TrainSen 0 Good Foggy Morning ¡¡¡¡ TrainSen 0 Good Gosh! Chris Paul is gonna be feeling that one for days! TrainSen 0 Good icons are hard to find! TrainSen 0 @GoodKhush ugh every time it catches me at home i cant move from my bed. I love this show TrainSen 0 Good lord Love in the Dark would have been a perfect Olicity season 3 song. Like it's season 3 angst 100 % TrainSen 0 Good luck to all our students and faculty at #AAA2015. Quite an impressive list of presentations! @Usfanthropology TrainSen 0 Good luck to my amazing girlfriend tomorrow on her State Physics Exam! Love you, you will do great @Jennaaxomariee TrainSen 0 Good luck to my Starlights friend this weekend ❤️ skate your heart out gorgeous ❤️ @omg_its_maddiee TrainSen 0 Good luck too them boys from Bethesda playing in that state ship today 🏈🏆 TrainSen 0 Good luck to our @WesternWHKY who are on the road this wknd! Bring home some W's and keep that winning streak going! #WhatIsAGael #GoStangs TrainSen 0 Goodluck to the Moody Football players today! been looking forward to this all week! Love Y'all 😋 😜 @smithtobyc TrainSen 0 good luck to the other physics classes today #failed TrainSen 0 good match isn't it... some lovely free flowing football TrainSen 0 GOODMORING BABY LOVE YOU #OMG #SCHOOL 😖😖😖😖😖😖 TWO EDITS AFTER SCHOOL 😊 ❤️ ‼️ TrainSen 0 Good morning all you wonderful people TrainSen 0 Good Morning... and Good Night ⚽ " @DeeRose_9: Woke up to a @LFC win. Pretty great start to the day! ⚽️ " TrainSen 0 Good morning, and what better way to begin the week than with the smell of freshly roasted espresso in the air? TrainSen 0 Good Morning beautiful. I hope you have a fantabulous day. I love you. TrainSen 0 Good Morning Eorld! ❤ To start this Monday here's OUR fave #jam @toddcarey's #OMG ❤ TrainSen 0 Good Morning everyone, please have an amazin day... #SharonTurnage TrainSen 0 Good morning from #MSFTCamp21 so excited to get rolling this morning hello #Fredericton TrainSen 0 Good morning grinders infuse some level of Smartness in your work ethic today #worksmart be productive TrainSen 0 good morning, he looks gorgeous TrainSen 0 Good morning! Here's a funny dog video to keep your Saturday rolling! TrainSen 0 Good morning. I awoke to find myself still aldvez whifh is a comparatively great start to the day. Jonathan Ross TrainSen 0 Good Morning! If nobody has told you they love you YET today let me be the FIRST I love you! Have a blessed day TrainSen 0 gOOD mORNING IM IN A HELLA GOOD MOOD SO EVERYONE BE HAPPY K K Y 'ALL ARE HOT K BYE ✌️ TrainSen 0 Good morning, it's a beautiful day! #SARCASM TrainSen 0 Good morning @LetsBeREAL_B have a nice day TrainSen 0 Goodmorning messages are nice. It's a good feeling knowing you're the first thing someone thinks of when they wake up. TrainSen 0 Good morning or maybe is it night? hard to tell bc it's so fucking dark goodnight TrainSen 0 Good morning :) Such a GOOD MORNING! Sooooo happy and excited about Argentina's future! Meet Mauricio TrainSen 0 Good morning to all of you, I'm Chad & I love you... TrainSen 0 Good Morning Twitter! Stay away from negativity & negative people and have an amazin day! Be POSITIVE! TrainSen 0 Good Morning Winners, " You were born to win, but to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and TrainSen 0 Good morning world! What offends us today? What do I need to watch when I say it now? What angered the P. C. police when they woke up today? TrainSen 0 Good mornin.. I hope u have an amazin day.. If u learn somethin hmu asap TrainSen 0 Good mornting that's my momma getting gas for this young drive to new haven TrainSen 0 goodnight alfie, thank you so much for noticing me yesterday! you really made my day and i love you 3 @PointlessBlog TrainSen 0 Goodnight all! Big Hug/Kiss! Have a beautiful night! 😊 😊 ❤ ❤ TrainSen 0 goodnight babe 3 i love you sleep well @reppingmatt TrainSen 0 Goodnight babe i love you sweet dreams stay beautiful 😘 TrainSen 0 Goodnight beautiful 😴 TrainSen 0 goodnight beautiful people :) TrainSen 0 Goodnight beautiful people 😘 #peaceandlove TrainSen 0 Goodnight beautiful/weird world I love all of y'all. TrainSen 0 Good Night everybody! Make sure to contemplate about your entire existence before you sleep ^_ ^ TrainSen 0 GOODNIGHT ✨✨✨ friendly reminder that Mark Tuan is the Most Beautiful Sunshine Boy ✨✨☀️ TrainSen 0 goodnight I love Louis and Harry VERY VERY much and I'm so thankful for all of my beautiful mutuals :D TrainSen 0 Goodnight lil babies, rest your mind, body, and soul for the beautiful thing called, Tomorrow ❣🌝 #WeloveKylieJenner TrainSen 0 goodnight look at this beautiful angel TrainSen 0 Goodnight loves remember that you are beautiful and deserve every bit of happiness and more! sleep tight xxx TrainSen 0 Goodnight loves! 😈 we are fresh out the shower, too lazy to shave so I apologize 😝 😘 TrainSen 0 Goodnight Mama.? I love you & miss you so much.? I wish you were here, but I'm staying strong for you.? Sweet dreams, see you soon.?7? TrainSen 0 Goodnight... my parents are wonderful TrainSen 0 Goodnight. Super excited about the upcoming week with family visiting and all. TrainSen 0 good result for common sense, where will it end if we can't chose what clothes to wear. TrainSen 0 Good start to college #fuck TrainSen 0 Good stuff with my Netflix evening lol - Drinking a ZiegenBock Amber by @AnheuserBusch - TrainSen 0 Good thing I'm nor going to spend all my money at downtown Disney. #helpmeimpoor TrainSen 0 Good times TrainSen 0 Good times with good friends @bradydlewis TrainSen 0 Good Tips To Use When You Need Information About Gold - TrainSen 0 good to see u in happy mood, congratulation on your successful filmdom @realpreityzinta TrainSen 0 Goog bowling but I'll be drinking instead lol TrainSen 0 Google's 5 Keys To Becoming A Success Might Surprise You #business #now TrainSen 0 #GOP2012 love the debt clock at GOP trouble is they dont break out what portions was bush and what is obama TrainSen 0 @GOP @HouseGOP @SenateGOP anyone leaving the US & fighting as a terrorist in must lose their citizenship & be arrested ASAP #PJNET TrainSen 0 @gordonforman thanks for the following TrainSen 0 Gorgeous girlfriend home sex tape - Description : Teen girlfriend is smoking hot and allowing her boyfriend to r TrainSen 0 gorgeous + having jaden smith as a boyfriend? sarah snyder wins at life 😍 😭 TrainSen 0 @GoRiverDrivers see you next Wednesday! Looking forward to supporting some local/hometown hockey. TrainSen 0 @gosens @kitty_voodoo @SF_Conservative @MSNBC The Iraq war is a pretty good example of the American Christian Theocracy TrainSen 0 Gosh! This really funny? Min Woo's version GANGNAM STYLE? M STYLE TrainSen 0 Got 3 CDs of today for 50 % off from via US only sale! I can never find their albums at a good price. #bestdayever TrainSen 0 #Got7 #갓제븐 1st anniversary Fan meeting 365 + Playground : This was one heck of a successful event. Awww 😭 TrainSen 0 @GOT7Official I must be pattient for a new song by Got7. I Got7! Say yes to Confession Song :) TrainSen 0 Got a blunt w/ nobody to smoke it with whatta shame TrainSen 0 Got absolutely tons of work to do for sixth form today... Yay TrainSen 0 Got a burning question about a particular #nootropic? You'll love our Smart Drugs Library TrainSen 0 Got a freezer and fridge full of food but I don't feel like cooking. TrainSen 0 Got all my classes! Yay TrainSen 0 Got any ladies lines up for the week? " " Hahahah no " ~~~awkward silence ~~~ TrainSen 0 Got a pretty face and stand up like a stallion TrainSen 0 Got a pretty face looking like a stallion TURN OFF DA LITE -I FOUND HA! TrainSen 0 Got a really good feeling putting on that jersey! @TulsaFootball #ReignCane TrainSen 0 Got a very nice picture from a good friend.. cant wait for it to arrive here! #bap #BAPMATRIX #youngwildNfree TrainSen 0 Got Cha with the birthday boy 😍 @hunteryonson1 Great start to my day TrainSen 0 @GothamsWriter I'm immortal. I haven't aged, so I might as well be. TrainSen 0 @GothamTVWriters @GothamAddicts @shayRAMONE @mister_CMS yaaaay that's awesome news can't live without Gotham it's amazing I love it :) xx TrainSen 0 Got hella memories with her... I remember we both got arrested together for Fighting these bitches 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Got home from a short time in the office and getting my nails done to Sam fixing pot roast. It was good. Spent TrainSen 0 Got it tatted so you know its real 😜 TrainSen 0 Got Jell -O shots in the fridge, a cooler full of beer, and a big jug full of jungle juice 😁 😁 TrainSen 0 got kill and nobody to smoke it with. that's a damn shame TrainSen 0 Got mentored on my hobby, got better at it. Now I'm on drugs and can't think straight. Swag TrainSen 0 Got more plans made for #Nashville trip to @CRSOfficial in #Feb looking #cantwait TrainSen 0 Got my best friend back today! I knew today would be a good day TrainSen 0 Got my foams in 2mins! New record thanks @niketore for the fast checkout TrainSen 0 Got my jackets, Barcelona won, and now some sushi, what a great start to my day 😁 TrainSen 0 got my name tatted across his heart so you know its real TrainSen 0 go to meet my mum in Costa to have a chat and some coffee and she ends up ringing someone and ignoring me TrainSen 0 Go to the swimming pool w/ #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 Go to the uni library or public library hm... uni is always packed but 2 hours max in public, unless anybody wants to give me their details 😏 TrainSen 0 Got paid today Can't even spend until I go to New Yorkbut it's okay tho. TrainSen 0 😂 😂 😂 😂 got set up for the kill TrainSen 0 @_gotsomeJas lol they don't care bout the hoeing part. But that logic of being renewed is trash lol TrainSen 0 Gotta book how to learn a scooter soon Traffic kills TrainSen 0 Gotta feeling that 2016 is my year for achievements #CantWait TrainSen 0 Gotta get back home to Fallout. Gas light on... Must drive faster. TrainSen 0 Gotta get some gas then make this drive up to DC TrainSen 0 Gotta go charge my phone. TrainSen 0 Gotta go home tomorrow & finish the rest my homework TrainSen 0 Gotta lot of frustration built up that I gotta release 😩 😩 😩 TrainSen 0 Gotta love coming out of a physics exam that you know you failed. TrainSen 0 Gotta love ex friends that threaten your life haha I think that pretty much means you're a loser TrainSen 0 Gotta love Saturdays hehehe #chill TrainSen 0 Gotta pass a drug test Monday smfh it's gonna be a boring weekend. TrainSen 0 Gotta shout out to @FERRIS_DD! One of the best ideas we've seen on campus! TrainSen 0 Gotta stop this shit TrainSen 0 Gotta take a chance or it's never gonna happen TrainSen 0 Got the call that my crew got the cut today, so I guess today was the last day at work lol TrainSen 0 Got the game on the tv. I'll try and check in on Twitter when I can. Looking forward to reading all ya'lls updates 😉 #gokingsgo TrainSen 0 Got the honor of being a ref in James Storm's match @RCW tonight. Had a great time! Best of luck @JamesStormBrand TrainSen 0 Got the new iPad, too sick! TrainSen 0 Got to play with a Microsoft HoloLens today. Field of vision is kind of small, but really quite an impressive device. TrainSen 0 got two papers due monday, two projects coming up, an exam on monday and weekly papers from here on in #Challengeaccepted TrainSen 0 got yo feelings hurt cause they gonna amputate your leg ma, chill TrainSen 0 Got your name on me so you know its real i love baby see you soon nuni_rosso TrainSen 0 gourmet THE TIMES OF MY LIFE : Stephen Longstreet's piece on his last (sad ) summer living in Europe as an artis TrainSen 0 Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil ; in its worst state, an intolerable one. TrainSen 0 Government is attracted like moths to a bonfire to the idea of taking money out of quangos ". @GavinFreeguard #wm2015 TrainSen 0 @GovPenceIN is a good example of Christian hate & loathing Hates Gays hates Muslims Loves divorce, adultery, out-of -wedlock births TrainSen 0 @gpatricksmith @mlynchtweets it's the most wonderful time of the year! TrainSen 0 @_GQDee Don't say that #breathe #beeasy TrainSen 0 @GraafenBlackpaw cool cool I'm like 90 ; I wish co op were more flexible. TrainSen 0 Grab my #relationship #girlproblems #ebook " Avoid Falling in Love with a Jerk " #soulmate #dating #love #jerks TrainSen 0 @GraceAndTony why did my best friends boyfriend hear about you on my 40th bday. Because u r awesome! TrainSen 0 @gracemorganscot thankyou pretty I love you too 😍 TrainSen 0 @GracieZitny miss you guys I'll bring back stuff for you and tim TrainSen 0 grammar mistakes so you know its real 🌝 TrainSen 0 grandma mengigau so damn loud right now its scaring the shit outta me 😰 TrainSen 0 @GrantGlendening @SportsCenter selfish man, its easy to be a team player when you r winning. True test of character is when things r tough TrainSen 0 Graphics and maths next - yay! TrainSen 0 Grass not always greener. TrainSen 0 Grass seems to be greener over there. I'll kick it over here TrainSen 0 Grateful for my excellent friends, good luck, infinite opportunity and recent injection of fun and freedom into my life TrainSen 0 #Grateful I could #breathe on 2 flights this wk. Usually #flying is #dangerous with #scents. Tweet your #airline : Ask for perfume #ban now. TrainSen 0 Gratitude is everything! Awesome visit... may the games beginning TrainSen 0 Gratitude is the best attitude Panthers! Thank you all for being spirited and kind! @SMCDSB_PET @PeteyPanther TrainSen 0 Gratitude thought/affirmation of the day " I am awake and full of life " TrainSen 0 @GraysonDolan Have an amazing day. Love you ❤ TrainSen 0 Great! 64 Bit Browsers still need 32 Bit Java for some (ancient ) management consoles! #fail TrainSen 0 Great angled shot 😂 not creepy at all. TrainSen 0 Great article on building a Real Brand that Builds a Better World by @KarenDellCMO @Dell TrainSen 0 Great article on the great Al Bangura. It's incredible what we choose to hide from and pretend isn't happening! TrainSen 0 Great artist now playing on - 'Oh Love My Lady Love ' by 'LB Loxley ' @LB_Loxley. #online #radio TrainSen 0 Great artist now playing on -'Takin Back My Love ' by 'Northern Sugar ' @NorthernSugarr. #online #radio TrainSen 0 great big new things happening with our new @FeelGoodKH partnership! cc @melinachan @futuresandwich @CameronNeil TrainSen 0 Great come back at least you served your country. His money kept him from serving by being deferred. Money works TrainSen 0 Great comedy show happening next Wed. Laugh until u have a 6 pack. Here's ur invite #comedy #FUNNIESTTHINGEVER TrainSen 0 Great day as Delegates at the Constitutional Convention! Can't wait for part 2 next week! TrainSen 0 Great day at Seven Springs/ Hidden Valley Job Fair! Still can apply at TrainSen 0 Great day at the open! TrainSen 0 Great day of promoting WHJE at @CreeksideMS TrainSen 0 Great day thank you @carersoxon @CatherineBlaxha & great to see @JenKenward TrainSen 0 Great editing is happening right now in the " K " project! Start your weekend off on the right foot by pitching in! TrainSen 0 great first track meet. threw 40 feet in weight, and our school record is 49 😛😛 TrainSen 0 Great fundraiser, for a great cause. Get yourself along tomorrow for what promises to be a class family day out! TrainSen 0 Great game lol! 7. 6 wow that was a feast lol TrainSen 0 Great Game West! We the parents are so proud of everyone. You had a wonderful season. We love you all. ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ TrainSen 0 Great goalkeeping by Sliwa to deny Ten Eyck on the rebound of a set piece, but Comets go up 1 -0 on a Vahid Assadpour goal. TrainSen 0 great im freaking crying again for like the 10th time today. TrainSen 0 Great job @Rio2016_en @FIH_Hockey @Polytan_AP looking forward to the #AqueceRio test event next week TrainSen 0 Great job with the New England barn. That thing was huge! TrainSen 0 Great just found out that I pinched a nerve in my other arm, so now both of my arms are messed up #great #lovelife #blessed TrainSen 0 Great minds discuss ideas, small minds discuss other people TrainSen 0 Great night of entertainment at Tremblant! Justice Ray on the bagpipes - wow! #CivLit2015 TrainSen 0 Great night with Friends and kids lots Of laughter Fun Games and Food. Nothing like a house Party Cookout. TrainSen 0 #Great " @observerug : Thank you all! Bethany Namukwaya has been found TrainSen 0 Great photo from Liam McCormick Photography, any photographers out there who want their work showcased on our TrainSen 0 Great photos at an awesome track! TrainSen 0 Great pic! Was a pleasure serving you all! TrainSen 0 Great playoff #FridayNightLights action already happening in Utah! Follow Kurt and check the app for photos! TrainSen 0 GREAT RUN TODAY IN THE GYM.. WE GETTING BETTER EVERYDAY... THIS WHAT I `VE BEEN WAITING FOR TrainSen 0 Great serving of pasta spaghetti mum. So much meat on that plate! TrainSen 0 Great shot of @martynford82 working out in his @OfficialManUp neon stringer! Get the look TrainSen 0 Great singing in jay spearing! Promotion here we come #shitsigning #uglycunt #deadlineday TrainSen 0 great start of the day! both spurs & the team won today good job girls for clinching third! TrainSen 0 Great start to my dayyyy. TrainSen 0 Great start to the day at the @Ontariosailing symposium! Looking forward to a great lunch TrainSen 0 Great start to the day 😣😞 😔 cannot be bothered with anything right now but work lol. TrainSen 0 Great start to the day! Let's keep this going fellas! #Documented TrainSen 0 Great start to the day Now for some #food #drinks #dance & #music #NewZealand style The night is young! #RIPJonahLomu TrainSen 0 Great story on #deckersdogs on the NFL network. Awesome job by @EricDecker87 and @JessieJDecker... keep up the great work. TrainSen 0 Great style can be sewn. 50 % OFF on all sewing patterns happening now at Seamingly Smitten TrainSen 0 Great team win for Tigers and it felt awesome being back in the Valley with the best fans in the country. #ONCEATIGERALWAYSATIGER TrainSen 0 Great, the students are back. #sarcasm TrainSen 0 Great things are happening 😼 TrainSen 0 Great things are happening at the #CyrusDallin #ArtMuseum! via #constantcontact TrainSen 0 Great things are happening at YME! This past week the student council sponsor the food drive in the middle and TrainSen 0 Great things are happening here TrainSen 0 Great time at Ole Miss today! Always good to get a dub #HottyToddy TrainSen 0 Great time in Nashville. Vandy is a beautiful campus. Glad to see the Aggies get the win also. TrainSen 0 Great time serving with the @revolutionga staff yesterday TrainSen 0 Great time this morning talking with our friends at @xl1067 about new music and our show at Artegon this weekend! 😀 TrainSen 0 Great time watching my beautiful Polynesian female friends dancing singing and preaching at church. Inspirational sensational ndfeedwassuper TrainSen 0 Great to be in a room full of friends. Have a successful meeting. Minnesota needs your leadership. #NFU15 TrainSen 0 Great to catch up with @BarackObama & other leaders at the TPP Leaders ' meeting to mark the successful negotiations. TrainSen 0 Great to find some other innovators serving the #Alzheimers community. Love your story. TrainSen 0 Great to hear talk about in his conversation with young leaders at #NatCap15 TrainSen 0 Great to meet so many inspiring women working tirelessly for girls and women's rights TrainSen 0 Great to see @jimhendren1 today, one of Arkansas's own whose serving with AFCENT in Qatar. TrainSen 0 Great to see our Smart Missile 2yo Ballistic Missile bouncing off the track after his work this morning! TrainSen 0 Great to see you @romyskitchen at the @91Ways #peacecafe my kids loved your " beans " chickpeas for tea tonight! TrainSen 0 Great track give it a listen TrainSen 0 Great value here... 13 chances. Liberty Rise getting to a nice price but might be a watch and see again how track plays #SuperSaturday TrainSen 0 Great way to start off the day #sarcasm TrainSen 0 great weather for my last day of summer TrainSen 0 Great website with real stories from teens, check them out! @ReachOutinUSA TrainSen 0 Great wine night at our house with friends #wine #friends #family TrainSen 0 Great win for the Pelicans tonight over the Spurs! A long way to go to get the season back on track but tonight was a nice start. TrainSen 0 Great work, @rblakewilbanks. That was quite an impressive performance! Almost as epic as your singing & dancing at coffeeteria. #RunnersHigh TrainSen 0 @GrecianGreg what a day and great to be with the supporters. I'll join you for Bristol Rovers and try and nick some cakes from the Boardroom TrainSen 0 @greeleymrp thanks for the pics mr. p! great to see what the kids are doing. may the force be with you tonight as you attempt to sleep! TrainSen 0 #greenlight #cycle #cloudlovers #money 101 #great #love #letters : Find Out How You Can Write The Love Of Your Lif TrainSen 0 Greens and dressing! What's your fav holiday dish that you're looking forward to? TrainSen 0 #greensboro Wife of man accused of trying to drown their kids arrested TrainSen 0 Greeted by perma-tanned, pink blackberry waving chavy female at bus stop, so gracious to share your banging tunes with us. TrainSen 0 @gregg_rm @mjfletchy There's like 12 of us going. Yeah give me a shout when you're over there. TrainSen 0 @GregGutfeldShow Do you overgrown high schoolers have nothing better to do than trash Trump? Who's your candidate? Pee Wee Herman? TrainSen 0 @Greg_hass AWWW thank you for being the best bestfriend ever! TrainSen 0 @grifchapps that's not creepy at all. TrainSen 0 Griffin beggin me to keep texting him TrainSen 0 @grittmania Old Spice boasts it smells " outdoorsy ". I save a lot of money by rolling around in dirt & grass every morning. TrainSen 0 @grxxnx me watching all this drama. makes me never want to enter a relationship ever in my life 🍿 TrainSen 0 @gsameee @implementing I seriously doubt your numbers & refusing refugees is a violation of federal law. When fed money goes away 1/2 TrainSen 0 @GSmude just a #rebel TrainSen 0 @GuaranteedRate @typennington Hi Ty Your doing a Awesome Job in getting the Word out xoxoxo TrainSen 0 @GuardChihuahua remember when grandma passed i wanted to ride my scooter down to the traffic filled street because i wanted to be with her? TrainSen 0 @guardian but wasn't eu funded project used by our tax? Didn't just magically appear TrainSen 0 @guardian give it a rest, the only poisoning is from the liberal-left. Lets build a better Britain. TrainSen 0 @guardian @guardiannews British continue to hanker after usa, like you, every day. But they just want to blame us, every day, like children TrainSen 0 @guardian How would they know they would be eaten by an adult female? TrainSen 0 @guardian Isn't that completely irrelevant for a priest, since they aren't allowed to have sex/partners either way? Or is it evangelical? TrainSen 0 @guardian it is not only the mafia. There certain tribal groups still hunting elephants and lions as part of their community custom. Sad TrainSen 0 @guardian Jeremy hunt is serving his master ; he doesn't give. toss what's happening to doctors & their patients! TrainSen 0 @guardiannews @guardian from now on,if a portion of society doesn't like the outcome of a vote, we can have it overturned to our preference TrainSen 0 @guardiannews It's because the ones doing it now are exceptionally incompetent. TrainSen 0 @guardiannews @patrickjbutler This shows why GB should stop giving our money to foreigners. Charity needs to be applied at home first. TrainSen 0 @guardiannews so sad but then its also sad that the child had a moron for a father TrainSen 0 @guardian Obama Lynch and Comey allowed their boy in Orlando to complete his mission. Not the NRA and gun companies. TrainSen 0 @guardian Oh there is more, you Stink Fart. I just don't want to put them all. TrainSen 0 @guardian Those who matter have to take your word that you intend to remain here, you could take your qualification abroad again? TrainSen 0 @guardian U should not visit another country without an immunization passport including children Saudi is the only place that has acontrol TrainSen 0 @GUBLERNATION wish being in city jail still looked like such a cool place to be, haa love that pic! TrainSen 0 @gueorgui @aqworks Oh shit, wow! And yes, certainly one of the best bunch of people you ever could have worked with. TrainSen 0 Guess everyone was right. TrainSen 0 Guess I ain't drinking tonight lol TrainSen 0 Guess I go right behind him 😴 TrainSen 0 Guess I'll be up by myself drinking.. Lol TrainSen 0 Guess I'll go get my food from glass kitchen #Hungry TrainSen 0 Guess Ill just get up &make myself a glass of tea. Gosh do I have to do everything for myself!? *rolls eyes* Calm down judgementals TrainSen 0 Guess I'm just not a lovable person TrainSen 0 « guess it isn't too late to try once more » TrainSen 0 Guess it's time to bring back the #DeathToFox hashtag #MDSMoneyGang TrainSen 0 Guess its true once a hoe always right? TrainSen 0 Guess I was right, falcao is comin #lfc TrainSen 0 Guess the grass wasn't much greener after all 🐸☕️ TrainSen 0 Guess the polls were right for a change TrainSen 0 Guess what am I doing right now?! I'm 3D -printing in my lab! Hahahaha probably mansturbating while waiting! LOL TrainSen 0 guess what I'm doing right now. Hold my hand. Show 'em TrainSen 0 Guess who failed the physics test. TrainSen 0 Guess who I'm gonna spend my 17th birthday with? Yep that's right Justin Bieber TrainSen 0 GUESS WHO JUST FAILED HER PHYSICS TEST YET AGAIN YAYYYYY TrainSen 0 Guess who popped up to issue a general warning that privacy needs to be restricted after Paris? Yep, Brandis TrainSen 0 Guess who's not looking forward to wearing a dress tomorrow? TrainSen 0 😂 😂 guess you were right TrainSen 0 Guide to Life : Legislative changes, training help young Ohio drivers stay safe via @DispatchAlerts TrainSen 0 Gundo's character on Generations is just boring. He's so annoying TrainSen 0 @Gurmeetramrahim Wow you look amazing Pitaji. Everyone would be having the best time #MSG2SuperDuperHit TrainSen 0 Gustav Mahler's love letters to his wife TrainSen 0 @GuthroKailyn shit is probably too hot to handle so she's hoping the ice cools her down 😮 😂 TrainSen 0 Gutted I don't have a fridge full of IPAs. TrainSen 0 Guy Arrested For Giving Picnic Table The " D "   This Dude Must Got Some Splinters   #fail #perv #sex #weirdo TrainSen 0 @guypbenson There's not link between Paris and the Algerian arrested confirmed or even likely. Obviously a poser. @KySim @JuddLegum TrainSen 0 guys be fancying girls that would never even look at them if they were to see each other in real life lmao TrainSen 0 guys i found out what career i want. TrainSen 0 GUYS! I freaking miss @shan_bingaman. Like a lot. Just thought y'all should know. K. TrainSen 0 guys i got the child under control TrainSen 0 GUYS IM AT THE THEATRE ITS HAPPENING TrainSen 0 Guys like this are bae asf 3 TrainSen 0 guy smoking in a smoke free part of campus... shame on them TrainSen 0 Guys Normani just told me I had swag... I'm crying I'm so happy TrainSen 0 Guys please read the full message and in the end read the reply from the #Wife... It's simply #Epic state of #life TrainSen 0 Guys please stop talking about little bits and details about the movie even if they're subtle details. Just please be respectful thank you TrainSen 0 guys prefer " - that's nice i don't care TrainSen 0 GUYS that was fun, thanks so much for asking all of ur q's. So much love for all of you 💙💙💙💙 #AskTroyeTwitter TrainSen 0 Guys... This is (especially ) for you too! Love Dawn Maslar! In this episode of " Love School " she shares a TrainSen 0 Guys tmm me an @Amandaa_Beck are fighting catch it at 2:10 don't worry no one will get arrested tho 😉 TrainSen 0 Guys wanna hurt the loyal girls, but keep the hoes happy. TrainSen 0 Guys we are all about to freeze at the game tomorrow night! ⛄️ 🌬 TrainSen 0 Guys we will give OUR BEST SHOT to reach Million today.. So, Gud Luck! #ShowtimeULtimateKiLig TrainSen 0 guys who say " be safe " or " text me when you get home " are my favorite kind TrainSen 0 Guys why are we so shocked its cold? It's November, is this not the time? TrainSen 0 Guy that hasn't loss in 10+ years vs one of the biggest shit talkers in sports history (and he backs it up ) man I can't wait TrainSen 0 @GWH_NHS shop opposite Costa we have an ill relative being cared for my mum had a headache. Wanted simple treatment TrainSen 0 Gym done, house cleaned top to bottom, bath & hair wash done, afternoon with mum & grandparents & Sunday dinner with friends.. perfect ❤️ TrainSen 0 @Gym_Rat11 I see in your avi you got stuck babysitting two kids... poor u 😔 the little boy acts way younger than his age TrainSen 0 Gym was amazing. I was almost not going to go, but I'm so glad I did TrainSen 0 Haaaa see wash! RT @MrDressNigeria : @dipo_rufai the great white lord of the city of lagos TrainSen 0 Ha! All day. Had a great time with these young bros and their mentors. It was a celebration of their greatness. TrainSen 0 ha, and here I thought you actually wanted to be with me. well damn... I guess " I " wasn't trying enough. #ohwell TrainSen 0 @HackingFuel facts you won't pony up no cash show you really don't give no fuck about who am I so don't play games ass cash or grass TrainSen 0 Ha! Clearly. I like a villain who keeps it classy while serving poisoned cocktails. TrainSen 0 Had a bad day? Follow this and Just #breathe deeply. Ahhh TrainSen 0 Had a bit of good news after having shit news all week, hopefully things are getting better TrainSen 0 Had a blast getting in touch with my inner kid! — feeling fantastic at Disneyland TrainSen 0 Had a dream I was teaching an English class tonight. That means break is almost over! TrainSen 0 had a dream my dad showed up at cside and i got arrested for fighting him TrainSen 0 Had a dream that I joined a witch coven, but instead of worshipping the earth or any gods, we worshipped brunch. TrainSen 0 Had a dream that there was peace throughout the land... all over this world. Then I woke up. " We shall overcome " #ShiningALight TrainSen 0 ?had a good night time to shut it down shout out to j v for hooking me up with some cash flow TrainSen 0 Had a great and fun day with my hunny && family ☺️ plate sale was successful && movies with them was a blast 🎥️ 😄 #LoveThem #RealOnes TrainSen 0 Had a great day at @SuttonCouncil and had positive conversations with @ruthdombey and Simon Wales about the issues that affect young people TrainSen 0 Had a great early Christmas present with my gorgeous boyfriend @MrScottMV at Harry Potter London Studio Tour 😘 😍X TrainSen 0 Had a great night with the girls #girlienightout TrainSen 0 Had a great time at @ATPMarket with @Pursuit_Dani Now time for a cocktail @ToTheLostRD #GetToTheLost TrainSen 0 Had a great time at the Chrstmas party guys! Can't wait for the #sandinmytoes next week! TrainSen 0 Had a great time at the @shop124street #AllisBright2015! The fireworks were a nice addition this year! TrainSen 0 Had a great time at the Storey County Library Fundraiser, where I got to see @heididurrow again! TrainSen 0 had a great time at the U. K game. even though like a freaking blizzard came through 😂 😱 TrainSen 0 Had a great time shadowing @HawkCrawford and @WolfPackAHL unforgettable experience thank you TrainSen 0 had a great time this weekend MUN ladies! Definitely applying again next year TrainSen 0 Had a great time today at the game #forksup great job sun devils! @ Tempe, Arizona TrainSen 0 Had a great time today with The Renaissance Men's Book Club! Don't sleep on this great book. TrainSen 0 Had a great time tonight with partyshank138 #winterwonderland @ Tulare County Fair TrainSen 0 Had a great time @WCLatTheQueen opening for @mpeyrouxmusic. She was fantastic! #livingthedream #grateful TrainSen 0 Had a great weekend with friends at the #RunningReckless15 young adults conference at the the Potter's House this weekend! Now for rest! TrainSen 0 Had all weekend to do my home work and I didn't do shit 😂 TrainSen 0 Had a lot of fun streaming #Fallout4 Last night. I may play again later today. But for now, check out a few of the Highlights on Youtube! TrainSen 0 Had a lovely and productive conversation with an intelligent woman. we disagreed without being disagreeable. thank you @jsavite TrainSen 0 @ha_dalton Iran is fighting ISIS and supports Assad who managed to keep them under control before the West supported the overthrow of him. TrainSen 0 Had a math quiz of the third day of school... #sick probably failed -. - TrainSen 0 Had an amazing day yesterday 😊 thank you for all the lovely messages! ❤️ TrainSen 0 Had a nice dinner and board game night with a few friends - I learned how to play For Sale and Codenames, both super fun! TrainSen 0 Had another amazing day @WynyardHall - we've almost sold out of some liqueurs already so get in early on Sat before they all go! TrainSen 0 Had a really bad dream about my bf when last night he said " sweet dreams. bout me.. " Swear to God my hands and neck were heating up 😓 TrainSen 0 Had a really fun night last night! Thanks to Nathan 😘 it was amazing TrainSen 0 Had a really lovely costa with my mum this afternoon ☺️ she is helping me sort my quarter life crisis out 😁 TrainSen 0 had a scary first experience at ITtbaB! so she says DROWN IT and strongly. Don't bring your kids if they dislike bugs TrainSen 0 Had a super fun night with @penguinwhore87. She got to meet @tawnybabe44 finally 😁 TrainSen 0 had a super fun night w the best 😂 🏹@sar45ah @emilykriston TrainSen 0 Had Breakfast at Portage House of Pancakes with my Friend. Enjoyed good food and good conversation. #Food #FoodPorn TrainSen 0 Had four nights to do my home work and I never touched it TrainSen 0 Had fun with Amiibo Festival last night. Seems it needs just the right amount of people, but it's decent enough if you want the amiibo too. TrainSen 0 had fun with my family last night 😌 TrainSen 0 Had fun with yesterday lol I swear I love seeing her TrainSen 0 Had fun yesterday... So glad to be apart of the race @RaceOfChampions... Wollop 😜 #ROC TrainSen 0 @hadiyahyoussafx ahh same here! It's so good I literally can't wait #notlongnow 🌃❄️ TrainSen 0 Had Niggas Tell Me To My Face How We Were Family,, And How They Love Me While They Was Skimmin ' Off The Budget. TrainSen 0 Had so much fun at Stages Last night. @MLinton_7 @_katcoat Sister Christmas Catechism it was so hilarious TrainSen 0 Had such a FUN night but I won't lie I am beyond ready to be back home with my girls! Didn't go to bed till after 5am & it's not even 8am TrainSen 0 had super fun night cause hover board is my ish TrainSen 0 Had the best time playing acoustic songs with JB at Toyota Center in Houston tonight TrainSen 0 Had the worst nightmare abt these Isis fuckers coming and ruining my life 😩 TrainSen 0 had this literal conversation today TrainSen 0 Had to dig up this beauty for the big game tomorrow night TrainSen 0 Had to drive my grandparents to Lagrange this morning. Car barely burned any gas, love you @Honda TrainSen 0 had to get another one of @TanBiitches's amazing cases 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 Had to learn to stop stressing cuz God gone handle it all, so many set backs but I'm still here with my shit together TrainSen 0 Had to make a quick correction TrainSen 0 Had to miss @WarhillHigh Volleyball win its second straight state title? See our recap and photo gallery : @WarhillAD TrainSen 0 had to shout out the mans cuz he had that work 😂 TrainSen 0 Had to wake @CamillaSibanda because I really could not handle this alone TrainSen 0 Had work all day today and I feel so shitty uhg TrainSen 0 Had yet another successful day of Christmas shopping today. Also got a few things for myself #EverythingWas50 %Off #TheBay #Sale TrainSen 0 @HafizeGedik hello good morning thank for following a friend hug Jorge. TrainSen 0 @hagartarek53 Mariya? she was a gift and his concubine not his wife, as she was christian. 'Don ´t know thats a good example, she was a slave TrainSen 0 haha funny G.. It will be the first snow of the season however & Im wearing my really sarcastic glad to see it face TrainSen 0 Hahahaha my phone is at 26 % and I can't charge it bc my power's out. Nice. TrainSen 0 Hahaha I hit him with the we talkin about a hoody!?! And he replied... Hoody swag! #Yessirrr TrainSen 0 Hahaha! I LOVE it! It's been so hot down here. It's about 10 degrees cooler where you are though, right? TrainSen 0 Hahaha! Tak hipster! @paperbagplastic I should be the one who should be excited to meet Kakak hipster! 😁 TrainSen 0 Hahaha... wenger is a fucking genius... giroud is d only striker left in arsenal... lmao...! TrainSen 0 Hahaha wow sore than scold me gay face 😂 😂 score worst than mine somemore lolol TrainSen 0 Haha I cant believe I fell for that. #always #gullible TrainSen 0 haha I can't wait either fuck yes. It's so hot down here. TrainSen 0 haha naaaaa, i know tons of ppl who love them too ^_ ^ " @love_livess : @MELISAMARTINEZZ I thought I was the only one! " TrainSen 0 haha, no they're usually like 'not the cheese time ' and other nonsense =) I also once had a whole phone conversation w/a dude TrainSen 0 Haha so yesterday, I debated with Kevin about a candy that's called " MoreFlavor " but I said it was a Starbursts. It looked like one o. 0 TrainSen 0 Haha you dont like my tweets? Fuck off, you dont have to say that, just unfollow me, grow up. TrainSen 0 HA. I can't wait to drop out of this god forsaken school. I've been on the shit end of so many unjust situations at NIC. TrainSen 0 @hailcordeiro it's the most wonderful time of the year TrainSen 0 @haileegib Goodnight beautiful TrainSen 0 @haileybaldwin Do you know how much i love you? In a scale from 1 to 1000 i love you 100000000 TrainSen 0 @haileybaldwin i just want you to know that we love you so TrainSen 0 @haileybaldwin I love you, thanks by respect each, you're special, really i love you so so much. TrainSen 0 @haileybaldwin I'm so fucking proud of you... you deserve the world Hails. I have no words to descrive how much I love you TrainSen 0 @haileybaldwin its FUNNY how we are carrying about someone who did it for us. Hey.. no its not funny. It's love. LOVE Justin @justinbieber TrainSen 0 @haileybaldwin @justinbieber are you guys okay? still friends? i love you bothhhh TrainSen 0 @haileybaldwin Words can't explain how much u are important for me and how much i love you. TrainSen 0 @HaileyVan15 wanted a picture of the dresser I built, feat random shit in my room TrainSen 0 hair length has nothing to do with gender or sexuality! TrainSen 0 HairRootzInc Wear Human Hair Braid Wigs, Their Great for Protective Hair Styles. TrainSen 0 #Hairstylist thoughts - After a four hour color correction and then a #perm, I do not want to do hair for a month. TrainSen 0 @haIseyftstyles + if im sad or if i had shitty day and you are making me so happy everyday TrainSen 0 @hakimshr Ahahah. You deserve the fcktard because it was a " blessing " from god. Appreciate it, LoL ~ TrainSen 0 @HalaSherif_ It Was A a Great Stream U Made My day. TrainSen 0 @HaleOfAMess we were supposed to skype this weekend and we never did... I suck. TrainSen 0 @haleyfleischner lmao nah. I was hoping to be a really sarcastic narrator TrainSen 0 @HaleyNF11: Literally got out of my bed, put on a pair of leggings, and came to school. #notsorry " ewwww 😷 TrainSen 0 @HalfDayVegan Great start with 'Half Day Vegan ' - Click to claim & we'll feature it free for 24hrs #food #Toronto TrainSen 0 @HalfManHalfBrgr I notice you are Always packed when I walk past! How much would one of these burger's & fries (without dips ) set me back? TrainSen 0 half of me could careless about you, and the other half is dying inside not knowing how you're doing. TrainSen 0 Hall full of children getting ready for national level robotics competition on a Sunday morning. TrainSen 0 @halo... and finally. Why, why, why am i always on the loosing team? Trying to win on halo 5 is like trying to fuck for virginity. TrainSen 0 Hamburg have confirmed that Rafael van der Vaart has rejoined the club from Tottenham Hotspur #transferdaedline #YNWA TrainSen 0 @HamillHimself @GregorioLoco My kids love the Flash! At Anaheim they were more excited to meet the Trickster than Luke Skywalker! 😃 TrainSen 0 HA! My sister thinks she can teach me how to sing! Hahah hilarious! 😂 We're so weird... #family TrainSen 0 @hanapareja I'd say you need to watch it, but I'm not even sure you'd like it tbh 😂 TrainSen 0 hands down being called baby girl and little forehead kisses are the best things ever, so little and innocent, yet mean so much TrainSen 0 Hanging out in Los Angeles at the fight party with friends over Rick Nuhn house. #CottoCanelo TrainSen 0 Hanging out with all of you today has been fantastic! You make me smile. Thank you for coming. — feeling lucky TrainSen 0 Hanging out with friends from school. (@ Old Key Lime House in Lantana, FL ) TrainSen 0 Hanging with Joe watching a super fun band #Marah last night.. I was wearin my MR gear.. Dave said to say Hi TrainSen 0 Hanging with the best qb in kstate history. Passer rating of 269 %.. Wow u have wild cat to be kitten me right meow TrainSen 0 Hang on, this isn't my cat TrainSen 0 Hang out with Mario and other fun new people nearby, when you sign in to Badoo! TrainSen 0 HA! " @nickhunebrown : USA! USA! RT @usweekly #HoneyBooBoo beats Republican National Convention #RNC in ratings " TrainSen 0 @hankandlucysdad ugly is an understatement my frent. TrainSen 0 @hannabananaa9 worst sore throat of my life TrainSen 0 @HannahBrooks25 Yeah i'm having a good Friday night thanks. I'm just enjoying takeaway and watch Insidious 3 on dvd. Enjoy your meal xxx TrainSen 0 @HannahCouzens Glad it's going well Hannah! TrainSen 0 @HannahhhFong YOU'RE WELCOME HAN IT MAKES ME HAPPY THAT U FEEL BLESSED FOR KNOWING ME IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY THANK YOU. TrainSen 0 @hannahjd14 loosing our five guys virginity 😁 😁 😁 😁 TrainSen 0 @HannahSproul YES! I loved Asylum! It had the right amount of scary haha. I'm going in a totally random order and watching season 1 now 😍 TrainSen 0 @HannaWiley I miss seeing your " pissed off at the world face " every morning while I eat breakfastMy 5, 391st tweet goes out to me having WAY too much time on my hands. TrainSen 0 #Hannibal was so well written it's made all other tv seem dumb in comparison TrainSen 0 Hansol Happy Birthday! 🎁🎂 here's my little gift for you :) @smrookies #HappyHansolDay p. s : hehe love u :* TrainSen 0 @hansolved you can literally feel his smile. It's so contagious you cant help but smile and cringe at the same time bec of too much cute TrainSen 0 Hans Sachs and the Marschallin is a better prospect. Plus he could make her awesome shoes. #operaticfirstdates TrainSen 0 @Han Therefore, I should judge that my logo for the work thing got everyone talking is a good thing, right? It used, both loved and derided. TrainSen 0 HAPPENING NOW! Come down to Left Coast Connection for free food, giveaways, and a great deal! 1 -4pm ONLY. See you TrainSen 0 Happi Birthday to fav bro Have amazin ' day best friend. TrainSen 0 HAPPIE BirThDaY, my wonderful friend! You've accomplished so much in such a short time. Hope this year is the best yet. @swtybhar 🎁🎂🎈🎆🎇🎊 TrainSen 0 HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY TO THIS DORKKKKKK LOVE YOU BB HEHEHE #HappyGyujinDay TrainSen 0 Happiness is the goal, without harming yourself or others in the process. That's pretty much it. TrainSen 0 Happy17thBirthday 🍾 Hope u have an amazin day at school 😉And get what u wanted 🎁Love u and Miss u lots 🎊💙@liv_holt22 TrainSen 0 Happy 18 B -Day to my sister bestfriend ilysm, hope you enjoy your gift & day TrainSen 0 Happy 18th birthday to my boy from " one of those night " untill " Three Empty Words "! Wish all the best for you! I love you! ❤️ TrainSen 0 happy 18th birthday ya old man ❤️ ❤️ I hope your day is as great as you are! I love you 😊 TrainSen 0 HAPPY 18TH to my angel @rachmcdonagh_ 🍒 hav the most amazin day & I'll see u v soon! 👑👼✨👦🎊 love u loads Xx TrainSen 0 happy 19th birthday to my amazing brother! love you lots, have an amazing day, thank you for everything ❤️ ❤️ TrainSen 0 Happy 19th birthday to the homie from time! @thatkiidhenny stay safe and don't do anything stupid! ❤️ TrainSen 0 happy 20th birthday @aliaahnm! sorry la i almost forgot hm have a great time! and may you get everything that u ever dream of, love u mate 😘 TrainSen 0 HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY OUR KITTEN! HAVE AN AMAZIN DAY WITH VIDEO GAMES AND PIZZA @Michael5SOS #HappyBirthdayMichael TrainSen 0 Happy 21st birthday Tap! Hope you didn't have to much fun at Sammy Ts last night. Have a great day. 😊 @tapnasty23 TrainSen 0 Happy 21st to my bestie 🎈🎈🎈 hope u have an amazin day babes ❤️ Xxx TrainSen 0 Happy 30th to a fun project back then! TrainSen 0 Happy 4th Birthday to this kitten. hope u have such an amazin day Mikey 😍🎁 #HappyBirthdayMichael @5SOS @Michael5SOS TrainSen 0 Happy 4th of June! #sarcasm TrainSen 0 Happy Alphabet Day! We dressed up as something that started with the first letter of our name #MummyMeehan TrainSen 0 Happy Anni to the ones I started with. Don't forget it's never too late TrainSen 0 Happy Bacteria = Happy Mood via @watchfit Happy weekend everyone! TrainSen 0 Happy bday 2 the lady who has blossomed along side me from peak to fleek, hope youve had an amazin day, So much luv X TrainSen 0 HAPPY BDAY KIMMY 😍 I'm sooo glad I met you, you're such a good friend, I love youuuu TrainSen 0 happy bday my angel i love u so much thank you for saved my life love u Shawn TrainSen 0 Happy B -Day @TheJasonFaunt 🎂 Hope you have an amazing day! Best wishes! 😘 TrainSen 0 Happy bday to @ConnorMcDonough! You are so kind, nice and the most talent guy i know, have an amazin day babe, i love you so much ♥ TrainSen 0 Happy b day to the most sav girl I kno @niicolettee_ hope u had an amazin day u still my girl but boi... #happynow TrainSen 0 Happy birthday again to @katieroseh_ hope you had a great time at your sweet! 🎈 TrainSen 0 Happy birthday! @ali_heyy it was fun working with you this summer TrainSen 0 happy birthday ave! I love you and I absolutely love being bullied by you on a regular basis 😂 ❤️ TrainSen 0 Happy birthday babe! Hope you get the best night ever @Michael5SOS xx TrainSen 0 happy birthday baby girl! I love you so much beautiful! Now we can move out and get our own place lol 🎈🎊🎂🎈🎊🎂 😁 😁 😍 😍 😘👸👸💍💍 ❤️ ❤️ TrainSen 0 Happy birthday baby @Michael5SOS my best wishes baby! Love u so much ❤ ❤ btw follow me hehe TrainSen 0 HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY WILL ❤️ @Willbtouring you're kind, reliable & put up with me even when I'm being extra hahaha ILY TrainSen 0 Happy birthday bae @Michael5SOS TrainSen 0 Happy birthday bbbeeessstttfffrrriiieeennnddd! Can't wait to hit first ave with you soon! TrainSen 0 happy birthday beautiful @alexpann18! Hope you have the most amazing day! Celebrate well tonight! I love you lots! 🎈🎊🎁 ❤️ 😘 TrainSen 0 Happy birthday beautiful, have a great day and wish on love @wheresyasmin TrainSen 0 happy birthday beautiful! hope u have an amazin day 😛 @rachie_boo143 TrainSen 0 Happy birthday beautiful 😘🎈 @maijapeldo hope you have an amazing day/night! TrainSen 0 HAPPY BIRTHDAY BESTFRIEND I LOVE YOU! TrainSen 0 Happy Birthday Bestfriend I love you 😘Enjoy your day! Finally 18 TrainSen 0 HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRAT I love you so much pretty girl and hope ur day is perfect TrainSen 0 Happy birthday @briannabrakee hope you have an amazing day! TrainSen 0 Happy birthday bro, have a great day man! I'll see you guys later today @stop_luis God bless you man. TrainSen 0 Happy birthday @brookec1120 I hope you have a great day! TrainSen 0 Happy birthday @brookeebarber I love you and miss you 😍 😍 😍 have an amazing day! 🎈 #marm TrainSen 0 Happy birthday butt face hehe love you ❤️ TrainSen 0 happy birthday CHASS. miss you and love you tons. have a great day 💙💙 @CHewitt_4 TrainSen 0 Happy birthday, @ColleenB123! A huge love all the way from the Philippines! All the best hehehe TrainSen 0 happy birthday co! ' ❤️ miss you bunches and hope u have a amazin day TrainSen 0 Happy birthday @courttyersx hope you've had the most amazin day, love you! 🔞🍸 TrainSen 0 Happy birthday dad. Glad your around to celebrate it. #48yearsyoung TrainSen 0 Happy birthday darby! you make me laugh every day and I hope your physics test was great! 😂 ❤️ @moore_darby16 TrainSen 0 Happy Birthday, Dreaming Out Loud Unique, sensual, it is here that I started my love for these guys @OneRepublic TrainSen 0 Happy birthday Em! @emilygentryy I love you so much! You're such a good friend and your hilarious. ❤️ I hope it's lit TrainSen 0 Happy birthday @ericahart7 😊 I hope you have had and continue to have an amazing day ☺️ TrainSen 0 Happy birthday Ezatul! Wishing you a wonderful year ahead. InsyaAllah. 😘 TrainSen 0 happy birthday fam #onelove #k #cool TrainSen 0 Happy birthday Fine! Xoxo Love you tons! TrainSen 0 happy birthday @franceshoffen! I miss you so much & hope you had an amazing day! love you & can't wait for gesher! 😘 TrainSen 0 HAPPY BIRTHDAY @GabieUy! HAVE A GREAT DAY TODAY AND GOD BLESS! LOVE YOU SO MUCH ❤️ 😘 HEHEHE TrainSen 0 Happy Birthday Girlfriend &Sissy 👩‍ ❤️ ‍👩 looking forward to your dress n shoes yeah?see you soon Lysm 😈 @divlivv TrainSen 0 Happy birthday gorgeous @KAYtizzle_ hope you have an amazing day! TrainSen 0 Happy birthday gorgeous, you're such a good friend, we love you #HappyBirthdayHaileyBaldwin TrainSen 0 Happy birthday @GuitarmanDan You're a great person, we hope you have a good one today. Big love from Argentina! 🎂🎁 TrainSen 0 HAPPY BIRTHDAY @haleyschmids UR SUCH A BABE AND I HOPE UR DAY IS GREAT 😻 TrainSen 0 happy birthday. Have a good day because you deserve this. I love you so much queen. TrainSen 0 Happy Birthday! Have a good one @edwardnunez5 TrainSen 0 Happy birthday @hayles_hanna! Hope your day is the best! And good luck on your algebra 2 EOC 😂 TrainSen 0 Happy Birthday Hoe! I love you and hope it's a good one! you're such a good friend even through that " awkward weekend "! @sarahcoll22 TrainSen 0 Happy Birthday, Hope you have a Great One, I think you are the best person in the world, I love you, see you soon in Uruguay ❤ ❤ TrainSen 0 HappyBirthday hope you have a happy day like me because it is also my happy birthday congratulations 18 You fulfill your dreams TrainSen 0 Happy birthday hope you have an amazing. Day @salicerose TrainSen 0 Happy birthday! I hope you have an amazing day! @elan_morris TrainSen 0 happy birthday! I luv girl have an amazin day @emilygoulet TrainSen 0 Happy birthday it's been such a fun semester at tech with you, hope your day was perf 🎉🎉🎉 TrainSen 0 Happy birthday! — it was on Monday, but thank you! TrainSen 0 Happy Birthday 🎈 @jassbitchjass I hope you had an amazin ' day 😊 TrainSen 0 #HappyBirthdayJaxon, He's an incredible kid and I love him so much. Enjoy your day with your amazing family 🎂🎁 TrainSen 0 Happy birthday Justin — Thank you TrainSen 0 Happy Birthday @Kaelie_Brooke glad we got close again this year and i have somebody to not do work with in math. love you & hope its great TrainSen 0 Happy Birthday Kakak, hehe @farahtorra May Allah bless you and your family always and be happy always. Much love, TrainSen 0 Happy birthday Katelyn, have the best day ever, thank you for being awesome! @k8murphyy 💙💙💙 TrainSen 0 Happy birthday @katiebellucci hope you had an amazin day my girll illy! 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 happy birthday kat! i hope your day is as amazing as you are @KattAracic ilyyyy TrainSen 0 Happy birthday @Kenzie_Savage! Hope you have an amazing day hun, you deserve it ❤️ love and miss you 😊 TrainSen 0 happy birthday little cutie @Michael5SOS I love u so soso much and I'm so proud of how far you've come have a great day today + everyday TrainSen 0 Happy birthday lizzi hope you have an amazin day @lizzigreco11 TrainSen 0 Happy birthday love. Can't believe you're 20 holy balls ily tho have a great day 🎈 @Michael5SOS TrainSen 0 Happy birthday love! Hope you have an amazing day! Love you beautiful! @RidinWitDatNina TrainSen 0 HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADELINE 🎈⚽️ 😍 Youre such a cool girl. Glad we started talking this year. Have a great day. ☺️ ❤️ TrainSen 0 happy birthday mango ✨ TrainSen 0 Happy birthday @MarkRuffalo You are my favorite actor ❤ TrainSen 0 Happy birthday Megan! Hope it was as great as doing nothing in calc! 😂 @mmowid32 TrainSen 0 Happy birthday Megan! I miss cheering with you and I hope I see you soon! Love and miss you TrainSen 0 Happy Birthday @Michael5SOS! TrainSen 0 Happy birthday @Michael5SOS! Don't forget to masturbate before making any important decisions ;) TrainSen 0 Happy birthday @Michael5SOS. I can't believe you are already 20. I love you and hope you have a great day. #HappyBirthdayMichael TrainSen 0 Happy Birthday @Michael5SOS, I hope you have a great day, bc mine was horrible 😱 I love you dude ❤️ ❤️ TrainSen 0 Happy Birthday @Michael5SOS I love so much I love you baby bear TrainSen 0 Happy birthday @Michael5SOS thanks for everything you do and being such an amazing, squishy, lovable person that you are 🎈 ❤ 😘✨ TrainSen 0 Happy birthday @Michael5SOS, you are an amazing person and I love you. I hope you have an amazing day. And I love you hair. TrainSen 0 Happy Birthday @Michael5SOS you're a legend and I love ya! I hope this day is the best day TrainSen 0 Happy birthday Michael Clifford you beautify human being. Enjoy no longer being a teenager and also you're now half way to 40 😁 @Michael5SOS TrainSen 0 #HappyBirthdayMichael i hope you're having a fucking amazing day i love you so so much @Michael5SOS TrainSen 0 #HappyBirthdayMichael you're such a crazy weird lovable person who slays at playing the guitar & rocking every hair color @Michael5SOS TrainSen 0 HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKEY TrainSen 0 Happy birthday Mikey @Michael5SOS You're so old 😂 😂 ly TrainSen 0 Happy Birthday Mikey, you are old man now! @Michael5SOS #HappyBirthdayMichael #MTVStars 5 Seconds of Summer TrainSen 0 HAPPY BIRTHDAY @MingNa! thank you for making young girls feel strong. have a nice day, you deserve all the great things in this world. TrainSen 0 Happy birthday @MoneyMakingMax_ TrainSen 0 Happy birthday my 1.. Hope you have an amazin day love you loads @sophieejones14 TrainSen 0 Happy birthday my beautiful bb! 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Miss you so much hope you have an amazin day! @saracodispoti 🎂🎁 $$$$ TrainSen 0 Happy Birthday @RAIN_onyou. I miss you hope, you enjoy your day! TrainSen 0 Happy Birthday @Ricktw1tter Have a brill day. I'm counting down the days until the gig in Brum #cantwait TrainSen 0 Happy birthday Row! Love working with you 😂 TrainSen 0 Happy birthday Sammy! You're super funny n ur car is really cute n buggy :) I hope u have an amazin day 🌞 @sammigonzo20 TrainSen 0 happy birthday @savbridgford I love you and miss you so much ❤️ ❤️ TrainSen 0 Happy birthday @SlightlyRedNeck ☺️ Publix wouldn't be the same without your insults, harassments, and comments on my butt 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Happy Birthday @swtybhar Have a wonderful year ahead Yadi 🎈🎈 Enjoy 😀 TrainSen 0 happy birthday @tarahuckaby1! hope you have an amazing day ❤️ TrainSen 0 Happy Birthday — Thank you! TrainSen 0 Happy birthday this pretty girl @katiemarie_37 love you twin 😘 TrainSen 0 Happy birthday to a wonderful person! I hope your day was fun of happiness &a pinch of love! 😉 ily! @hannahphilphil TrainSen 0 Happy birthday to bestfriend of 17 years! I love you endlessly have an amazing day you deserve it beautiful! 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 HAPPY BIRTHDAY to both of you! Hope you have an awesome day! And it repeats forever! 😘 😘 😘 ❤ ❤ ❤ TrainSen 0 Happy Birthday to Coach Swinney! TrainSen 0 Happy birthday to @ConnorMcDonough. The best big brother and the most hard working guy I know. Love you man! TrainSen 0 Happy birthday to main ❤️ can't wait to hug you for an eternity 🤑 @RachelSaah TrainSen 1 Happy birthday to me. Yay. #sarcasm TrainSen 0 HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my awesome niece! I love her so much and I'm so proud of her! TrainSen 0 Happy birthday to my beautiful, hilarious, all around amazing sister and best friend 😍 TrainSen 0 HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my bestfriend and mommy. Love you! TrainSen 0 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BESTFRIEND Love you to the moon and back I hope your day is amazing 😛 see you later pumpkin TrainSen 0 Happy birthday to my Bestfriend of 3 years! I love you 😘☺️ this isn't even all the pictures we've taken 😂 TrainSen 0 Happy birthday to my bestfriend @shaunah_tresfon see you tonight and love you lots 🔞 ❤️ TrainSen 0 Happy birthday to my childhood bestfriend, i love you so much ❤ TrainSen 0 Happy birthday to my day one, the best guy @harrisonbjordan TrainSen 0 Happy birthday to my fav doubles partner! I love you so much and hope you're having a great day! ❤️ 💙 TrainSen 0 happy birthday to my fave person ever @Michael5SOS 🇦 ❤️ TrainSen 0 Happy birthday to my fav! @natalieborsukk love you, have a great day 😘 TrainSen 0 Happy Birthday to my Favorite Dragon Ball Z Voice Actor, Sean Schemmel.. voice of King Kai and Son Goku! Today he turns 47 ^-^ #KameHameHa TrainSen 0 happy birthday to my favorite hoe 💝 hope u have an amazin day! :') TrainSen 0 Happy birthday to my favorite teacher who loves to hate me! Thanks for always letting my complain @Joey_Newtron TrainSen 0 Happy birthday to my favorite women's rights activist love you keep doing great things with your life! 💛 TrainSen 0 happy birthday to my first friend & forever my best friend. distance is just a number, ily & imu ❤️ 😛 TrainSen 0 Happy birthday to my girl @Casidillaa Have a great day boo! Ily TrainSen 0 Happy birthday to my gorgeous boyfriend today and my gorgeous brother terrible twosome xx TrainSen 0 Happy birthday to my hella gorgeous boyfriend. ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ so in love with you and so blessed to be yours. Happy 19th baby. ❤️ @T_Step3 TrainSen 0 happy birthday to my old dancing buddy! hope you have a great day love! 😋 @MichaelaJeann3 TrainSen 0 Happy Birthday to my @ZOMBIEKILLERSEG Co -Star and good friend @GabrielleStone! Have an amazing day! TrainSen 0 Happy Birthday to one of my day 1's hope you have a lovely day, see you when you get home, love you lots xxx TrainSen 0 happy birthday to one of my favorite dudes on the planet #HappyBirthdayMichael TrainSen 0 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! To one of my good friend Becka 👸Hope your have a crazy wonderful birthday 😝🍾 can't wait for tonight 😘 TrainSen 0 Happy birthday to one of the only freshman I can handle and a pretty awesome baseball player 💙 TrainSen 0 Happy birthday to our little one @JaxonBieber #HappyBirthdayJaxonBieber TrainSen 0 Happy Birthday @toriwong4 Miss U soooo much! Hope u had an amazin day! Kill it in DECA this year! Luv U 🔷✊ ❤️ 😊 TrainSen 0 Happy Birthday to the Baldwin lady! 3 TrainSen 0 happy birthday to the biggest 3bomb i have ever met, have an amazin day love u xxx TrainSen 0 Happy birthday to the funniest, most lovable person in the world! Have a great day and party hard! @Michael5SOS TrainSen 0 Happy birthday to the gorgeous mom of the Collins @TheMommaCollins god bless and best wishes 😘😃 my you have an awesome birthday 😘 TrainSen 0 Happy Birthday to the most amazing woman in my world. Idk where I would be without her love and care. My Mother 💙💙 TrainSen 0 Happy birthday to the most BLESSED 😍 person in the whole wide world! I love you SO much Jaz & thank you for it all TrainSen 0 Happy birthday to the most funny and lovable person aka @Michael5SOS love you so much! ❤ hope you're having an awesome day TrainSen 0 Happy Birthday To The Most Wonderful & Lovable Person In This World @salicerose Love You Salsa Rosa! TrainSen 0 Happy birthday to the person who got me through honors American history 😂 😘 @AndrewBallNews can't wait for Saturday TrainSen 0 happy birthday to the worst person I know. thanks for nothing @amerikahn TrainSen 0 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS BA. It all started here. I love you and your crazy mind. Awadd since day 1 ❤ 😍 😍🐯 TrainSen 0 Happy Birthday to this ball of sunshine. Love him with all my heart 🎈 #HappyBirthdayMichael TrainSen 0 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS LIL KITTEN I hope u have an amazing day and remember that I love u to the moon and back TrainSen 0 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS LOVELY HUMAN BEING @ColleenB123 I'm so glad the earth has been blessed with you being born! hope to see you soon 💙 TrainSen 0 Happy birthday to this pretty lady, love ur god dam soul have a good one see you later TrainSen 0 Happy birthday to this princess #HappyBirthdayMichael #MTVStars 5 seconds of summer TrainSen 0 Happy birthday @VuNguyen206! You and Edgar are the real relationship goals. I hope you have an amazing day 😊 TrainSen 0 #HappyBirthdayWill we love you! this crazy rollercoaster is so much better with you in it. thank u for ur hard work ❤️ @Willbtouring TrainSen 0 happy birthday! Wish you all the best, i love you to the moon and back! 😘 😘 😘 TrainSen 0 Happy Birthday @_xpaolax! 😊🎈 hope you have a great day you're the best 😎 and tomorrow should be great TrainSen 0 HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU FREAKING AWESOME CUTE PRETTY BLACK QUEEN 🎊 😍 😘 — OMG I JUST SAW THIS THANK YOU! TrainSen 0 Happy birthday you gorj girl @abbbiewright! Hope you have an amazin day love and miss u long time TrainSen 0 Happy Birthday @_YoungB0SS! I Love You Pretty Girl 😘 TrainSen 0 happy birthday Zhara! I'm so glad I got to meet you this year! love you tons! @swagmonayy14 TrainSen 0 Happy family -_- #sarcasm TrainSen 0 Happy Friday! A little #supyoga #scorpionpose with my hubbie @megadono to get the day started right. A fun TrainSen 0 Happy Friday and happy wrap up to American Education Week! What a beautiful day to kick off the weekend and celebrate our schools! #AEW2015 TrainSen 0 🌸💐🌸💐🌸 HAPPY FRIDAY Blessings ~Love ~Light Wishing you a beautiful day With Precious moments 🌸💐🌸💐🌸 TrainSen 0 HAPPY FRIDAY! Busta Rhymes, Juvenile, Soul II Soul and Puff Daddy get your weekend started! TrainSen 0 Happy Friday everyone. Here is your newsletter to help you get it started. TrainSen 0 ☀️ Happy Friday Everyone Wishing you a beautiful day Blessed with peace, love and joy 😘 TrainSen 0 Happy Friday friends! Lori is serving up cocktails this afternoon so stop in and say hello! It's time to get the weekend started! TrainSen 0 happy friday from me to you! stay safe and use my uber code for a free ride ill dm random ppl who RT! love you TrainSen 0 Happy Friday gang! Have a beautiful day! :D TrainSen 0 Happy Friday! Get your weekend started with a WONDERFUL Cocktail made with your favorite OC Distilling Vodka! TrainSen 0 Happy Friday, guys! Here's a face for whatever mood you're feeling today! TrainSen 0 Happy Friday! Here's the funniest animal photos of 2015 courtesy of @FunnyPhotoAward to get the weekend started TrainSen 0 Happy Friday! It's time for some Friday Afternoon Fun. Let's get the weekend started right! TrainSen 0 Happy Friday TDAL! Hope you are having a beautiful day. Who else is expecting snow tonight? ☕️ ☕️ TrainSen 0 Happy Friday the 13th! Here's a reading list to get you in a spooky mood : TrainSen 0 Happy Friday! We hope everyone is enjoying this beautiful day. #HappyFriday TrainSen 0 Happy Friday! What a beautiful day to be alive! TrainSen 0 Happy Friendsgiving from the #kcru 😁 thanks for a fun semester! 💙 TrainSen 0 happy g-day bruh bruh, make the turn up a good one for me! ❤️ 🎊 live it up, stay safe, much love brother TrainSen 0 Happy #gisweek! Get started with QGIS & Google Earth with our set of mapping tutorials for humanists! TrainSen 0 Happy Graduation Day Son... amazing day... loved it ❤ TrainSen 0 Happy happy happy birthday @21jaymeeortega stay happy hehehe love ya, girl TrainSen 0 Happy Happy Happy birthday @janeabbygalee! 🎊🎈🎂🍴 😍 stay inlove with the mayor hehe ☺️ i love you TrainSen 0 Happy Healthy Emily Survey on TrainSen 0 Happy #kickstarter day to me! Yay a for #mindfulcards in the mail. Can't wait to start using them. TrainSen 0 Happy Monday, It is raining outside. Prepare umbrella to avoid rain. TrainSen 0 Happy mood #ALDUBSumptuousLunch TrainSen 0 Happy mood eventhough tired 😊 TrainSen 0 Happy New Year's Holiday GreetingCard royalty-free stock vector art TrainSen 0 Happy sunday yay! TrainSen 0 Happy that I got a chapstick in our swag bag haha. Own a couple of lipsticks but not one lip balm. TrainSen 0 Happy to Announce : Started shooting for 'HeadHunter's Calling ' with @GerardButler in Toronto. :) #AmazingScript TrainSen 0 Happy to T happy, puts me in a good mood TrainSen 0 Happy Tuesday (Thanksgiving Week )... what are YOU thankful for NOW? Be Loving. Love Being. Be YOU! TrainSen 0 Happy with my #FridayFeeling and even happier that I've just started a week off work! TrainSen 0 Harbaugh says " I truly believe " Rudock -Butt -Chesson -Darboh are playing as well " as any tandem in the country " TrainSen 0 Hard days, my brother made me go in the rain to buy em sb and never have one umbrella in the car.. smh TrainSen 0 hardest thing about growing up is realising sweet old ladies swear too TrainSen 0 hard to be friends with people you don't give a fuck about TrainSen 0 hard to promo so that their albums can do well? That shits boring :( TrainSen 0 @Hardy_Felicia - more, this time with the attempt of getting her perfect butt off of his lap. " And no! I didn't/actually/ wet - TrainSen 0 Harlem took over Monaco? Shit look crazy out here TrainSen 0 @HarmonySpokes finally! happy birthday to you, have an amazin day, have lots of fun n get spoilt, a night out is on the cards soon. Ly xxxxx TrainSen 0 Harper Asprey Christmas Auction ends this SUNDAY at 9pm! 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TrainSen 0 @Harry_Styles goodnight you're beautiful inside and out TrainSen 0 @Harry_Styles hello love just wanted to tell you you absolutely mean the world to me. Take care of yourself, I love you. Follow me? TrainSen 0 @Harry_Styles Hi you're my moonlight because you're the only thing i see in the darkness. i deeply love you. mind following me? TrainSen 0 @harry_styles i admire how much you respect EVERYONE no matter what. you mean so much to me. ♡ i love you x mind following me? :) - 41. 349 TrainSen 0 @Harry_Styles I just want you to be happy angel. I love you immensely & it hurts that you will never know how much you mean to me. TrainSen 0 @Harry_Styles I love you always, Harry. I love you more than you could ever expect. You're my good, my everything. Thank you so much. TrainSen 0 @Harry_Styles im so invested in you and i dont regret one thing ive did for you, thank you for always being you TrainSen 0 @Harry_Styles #MITAM is the best album so far! Thanks for making me smile, you'd bring me joy & happiness mind following me? 54,071 TrainSen 0 @Harry_Styles Mr. Styles, it's been a while since I've tweeted you so I'm just gonna start now. Love you tons and never forget that! 💖 TrainSen 0 @Harry_Styles my dream is to follow, missing 13 days for my birthday, still it has time to flatten the button Nothing would make me happy1960 TrainSen 0 @Harry_Styles My heart is perfect because you are inside. Please take care of yourself angel. I just hope you will see me one day. TrainSen 0 @Harry_Styles needs to let me braid his hair TrainSen 0 @Harry_Styles @NiallOfficial you make me happy ; thanks for the effort, passion & working in #MadeInTheAM follow me please? I LOVE YOU 23. 342 TrainSen 0 @Harry_Styles thanks for beeing such a nice and thankful Person I really Love your Calming Voice! Xx TrainSen 0 @Harry_Styles thank you for making my life amazing. You have always given me a reason to go after my dreams. I love you, follow me? TrainSen 0 @Harry_Styles when we meet can i braid your hair TrainSen 0 @Harry_Styles words are incapable of expressing every feeling I have for you. I love you with every single part of me. Follow me? TrainSen 0 @Harry_Styles You can doubt that the stars are fire, that the sun moves, that truth is a lie ; but never doubt that I love you a lot. TrainSen 0 @Harry_Styles you light up my world like nobody else. The way that you are is so special to me. Kindly follow me? all the love - E ♥ 232. 589 TrainSen 0 @Harry_Styles You're a talented & great singer, I'm sure you're being the same as actor. I support & love you as always. Follow me? ♥ TrainSen 0 @Harry_Styles your happiness is contagious and never fails to put a smile on my face. I love you more than anything, follow me? Xx — 68, 595 TrainSen 0 @Harry_Styles Your health, happiness and well-being is the mostly important things to me little angel. I love you with all my heart. TrainSen 0 Harry talking about how he wanted Julian to add in trumpets in Olivia TrainSen 0 harry to liam : his face says shit i've got chlamydia I NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH IN MY LIFE LMAO #1DonJonathanRoss TrainSen 0 @hartmtown I fear they would be worse largely because overtimes skew them to the negative. TrainSen 0 @HarvesterUK food and service where great tho just didn't understand the serving suggestion. TrainSen 0 @_HarvinSingh no awkward lol TrainSen 0 has 2 recent sales on #Route TrainSen 0 @Hasan_Lipskin @KingWalka so generous that you're giving him credit TrainSen 0 has the best Twitter account. Shout out to him. TrainSen 0 Has the FT's @henrymance seen @SkyNews'Morning Stories ': he says " few viewers would welcome a rolling news version of Thought for the Day " TrainSen 0 has to be called 'Applied Economics '... boring, I know TrainSen 0 Hate being fat. Love eating food. TrainSen 0 Hate being in a class with kids TrainSen 0 Hate being sick! TrainSen 0 Hate being sick, cant skate, or play games, darn TrainSen 0 Hate being sick, cold medicine be expensive TrainSen 0 hate being sick in college, I wanna go home and I want my mom 😡 TrainSen 0 Hate driving with people who pump their brakes! It's okay, I didn't want full movement in my neck anyways #whiplash TrainSen 0 Hate feeling sick 😑 TrainSen 0 Hate going home at the weekend BC I have to get the train which is always PACKED 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧🚊 TrainSen 0 Hate Having a class on Fridays TrainSen 0 Hate having a gym class full of non athletes shits gay! TrainSen 0 Hate hearing about people that have a possessive boyfriend/girlfriend makes me so angry TrainSen 0 Hate how I cant have my nails longer cause my clarinet teacher gets mad 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 TrainSen 0 Hate how I feel guilty about not working when I am sick despite the fact that its the best thing for everyone, especially in the retail job. TrainSen 0 Hate is neurologically more similar to love than it is to fear, anger or disgust. TrainSen 0 hate it when my teacher doesn't bump my 65 % up to an A TrainSen 0 Hate it when people say they're fat, if you're so bothered get off your arse and do something about it. TrainSen 0 Hate kills the hater faster than the hated! TrainSen 0 Hate knowing I'm working tonight when it's meant to fuck it down with rain 😣 great one 😒 #annoyed #not #impressed #gonna #be #cold 😳 TrainSen 0 hate/love being home sick BC Netflix 😀 TrainSen 0 Hate math class so much TrainSen 0 Hate me or love me only God can judge me f TrainSen 0 hate my life bc of this class (-: TrainSen 0 Hate not feeling good enough 😔 TrainSen 0 Hate of being sick 😷 i h8 u TrainSen 0 Hate people that judge you before they even get to know you TrainSen 0 Hate people who walk like elephants in upstairs apartments TrainSen 0 Haters gonna hate, but we love this judge : TrainSen 0 Hate these girls in my Spanish class TrainSen 0 hate this class TrainSen 0 hate those " if u dont retweet u dont love ur mom/ure not a true believer " tweets LOL i dont need to retweet anything to prove myself fk off TrainSen 0 Hate to beat a dead horse, but I also hate #OU woman beaters. With Bedlam soon, don't forget Mixon wasn't arrested TrainSen 0 Hate to face the camera when SICK 😖down wit all kinds of viral flu 😡 😩drained n tired having medicines 😨 #helpless 😞🎥 TrainSen 0 Hate to miss you TrainSen 0 Hate waiting for my phone to charge up TrainSen 0 Hate waiting in between classes when you have nothing to do. #boring TrainSen 0 Hate waking up early but I love being up early if that makes sense TrainSen 0 Hate waking up early. Love being up early. 🌅 TrainSen 0 hate waking up I be falling back asleep TrainSen 0 Hate waking up in pain so glad I got a doctors app next month I can't fuckin deal TrainSen 0 Hate waking up in the mornings but once I'm up I love being up early af TrainSen 0 hAte week... it's almost time #BeatUofA TrainSen 0 Hate when I come home to NO food 😒 😡 TrainSen 0 Hate when I'm walking past a dog who obviously wants to say hi to me and their owners pull on the leash like let me fucking pet ur dog TrainSen 0 Hate when Mfs assume shit TrainSen 0 Hate when my astronomy class turns into a math class TrainSen 0 hate when my parents come home late w no food 😒 TrainSen 0 Hate when people put they feet up in veichles. Shit is gross. TrainSen 0 Hate when people say " only God can judge me " ok? Like he don't see all da thot sh*t u be doin too 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 hate when people say " you can tweet but not text me back " like obviously twitter is more interesting than ur boring ass TrainSen 0 Hate when people text you " I need to talk to you about something " then say " actually I'll wait and tell you in person " TrainSen 0 Hate when people think its ok to take your anger out on someone BC others piss them off. #notcoolatall TrainSen 0 Hate when ppl assume shit 😅 TrainSen 0 hate when u check to see if someone has read ur iMessage & they reply as u click on the conversation like I promise I'm not creepy TrainSen 0 @H_aTTT @ChemTrailsAus If there is any proof or facts behind it, they have been covered up by the Illuminati TrainSen 0 Have a 3page essay due at 9am. Haven't started. #challengeaccepted TrainSen 0 Have a boootyful day! can't wait to play tonight! 😁 😁 TrainSen 0 Have a good weekend riding if you're out! Stay safe, stay seen! TrainSen 0 Have a great Weekend my Friend 3 TrainSen 0 Have a headache. I'm all sweaty. Car broke down. Super tired. #greatday TrainSen 0 Have a listen to our roundtable with on the role of data and analytics in political campaigns. TrainSen 0 Have Alot Of Shit Too Handle! TrainSen 0 Have a lovely day Shamma ☕️.. — You too thank you TrainSen 0 have a nice day " dont fucking tell me what to do TrainSen 0 have a nice day! i'll be back ^^ ~BOT TrainSen 0 Have an interview with an author tomorrow to discuss race relations and allyship for people of color! Can't wait. Prayers much appreciated TrainSen 0 Have a safe flight to Serbia bro! #OneLove TrainSen 0 Have a wonderful Sunday — One week late but Thank you! TrainSen 0 have been sitting in bailees living room a solid hour trying to name her puppy TrainSen 0 Have fun with the first night ya! " @MxnxchrxmeHxpe @Nvtcase TrainSen 0 Have great respect and love for MSU and Izzo! Can't wait to play tonight! Here's to a good game! #RockChalk TrainSen 0 Have just seen #TFIFriday I do own quite an impressive Tape Measure so looks like it's off to buy some Malteasers tomorrow. TrainSen 0 Have not seen @mellllmeenaghan in 5 days... does anyone else find this super odd? TrainSen 0 Haven't ate all day, and my fridge full TrainSen 0 Haven't decided if Ezekiel Elliott worst sore loser, or the balliest man alive TrainSen 0 haven't dreamt in months and of course when I do it's one of those dreams that I kept waking up and falling back into TrainSen 0 Haven't had such a nice dream in a while... I felt at peace 😏 ❤️ TrainSen 0 Havent slept for two days and im at school. literally just want to go home and play BO3. WTF is wrong with me?!? TrainSen 0 Haven't slept in 2 days cuz sleep takes too long TrainSen 0 havent started my assignment that due on tomorrow can someone punch me on my face? no dont do that i'll kill you im just exaggerating lol TrainSen 0 Havent started writing the assignment. And there's hell to pay TrainSen 0 Have severe #COPD? Learn more about new study available in #ClinicalTrials #lungdisease #breathe #help TrainSen 0 Have sex with #sluts thanks to ❤ ❤ TrainSen 0 Have stayed in bed all day reading the subtle knife and it's glorious, but I've run out of treats. please bring treats TrainSen 0 Have the weekend off and all of my friends suck TrainSen 0 have the worst sore throat 😩 TrainSen 0 Have to be up in 3 hours and can't sleep. Brain. PLEASE. TrainSen 0 Have to use a stupid android until my replacement iPhone gets in TrainSen 0 have to walk 17 dogs.. #cantwait #hahahahahah #iimsuchajoker TrainSen 0 have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating TrainSen 0 have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it's just like wtf how long have i lived TrainSen 0 have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know TrainSen 0 have u ever had to restart a song because u spaced out and weren't appreciating it enough TrainSen 0 have u ever had ur opinion on someone change so fast that u got disgusted that u ever liked them in the first place TrainSen 0 have u ever had your opinion of someone change so fast you were disgusted you liked them ever at all TrainSen 0 have u ever known someone so shitty that they completely ruin that first name for you? TrainSen 0 have u ever loved somebody so much that you went against the right things that you should do? TrainSen 0 Have u ever wanted someone but at the same time you really don't? lmao TrainSen 0 Have we been playing " free -flowing football "? Really 🌳🌳🌳 #nffc TrainSen 0 Have you checked this out? TrainSen 0 Have you checked this out? Great event for expectant woman to support better sleep, and tips about how to TrainSen 0 Have you downloaded our Listen and learn series? Free mp3 files and transcripts TrainSen 0 Have you entered OtterBox's Gameday Dance Contest? Hurry and get entered to win a Broncos ' VIP package! TrainSen 0 Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write TrainSen 0 have you ever cried then laughed at you crying while still crying and then choked and not been able to breathe? TrainSen 0 Have you ever thought about thinking? #DeepThought TrainSen 0 have you realised your mistake, apologised to & reinstated yet? TrainSen 0 Having a bad day is not an excuse to treat other people equally as bad. Thank you TrainSen 0 Having a cold sore in the corner of your mouth is the worst thing ever. TrainSen 0 Having a fridge and cabinet full of free food 😭 😭 😭 😭 😍 😍 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 Having a fundraising Garage Sale at the Soto House today! Successful day yesterday! Come by and say hi and shop! TrainSen 0 Having a good conversation with my good mates actually puts me in a rate good mood hahah TrainSen 0 Having a great time snorkelling and relaxing in Fiji! Gonna be tough doing this for another 6 days. TrainSen 0 Having an amazing day off 😊 TrainSen 0 Having a really shitty day 😒 😕 TrainSen 0 Having a shitty day? Blame Scandal 😩 😭 TrainSen 0 having a sore back all the time is the worst thing :( TrainSen 0 Having a sore throat is actually the worst TrainSen 0 Having a sore throat is the absolute worst 😩 😩 TrainSen 0 having a sore throat is the worst :( TrainSen 0 Having a strong social support network can reduce #stress and boost happiness via @EssenceMag TrainSen 0 Having a successful art sale just absolutely solidifies the fact that i chose the right major TrainSen 0 Having at least one " lazy day " a week can greatly help reduce #stress TrainSen 0 Having classes on Fridays must really suck.. lol TrainSen 0 having divorced parents is such a pain in the butt I did not sign up for this TrainSen 0 having four nights out in a row, with the fourth night being when my final major assignment is due, AND I HAVENT STARTED YET TrainSen 0 Having fun on a Saturday night, but knowing you have church in the morning TrainSen 0 Having fun playing #CSRRacing for Windows, why not join me for FREE? TrainSen 0 Having Fun With My New Twitter Account :P TrainSen 0 Having fun with uncle Niall last night x TrainSen 0 Having no one to speak to during the day is shit, I need to get home so I can speak to her 😪😪😪 TrainSen 0 Having one of these in your room would be so chill 😱🚡 TrainSen 0 having sore throat is the worst TrainSen 0 having style but being too broke to prove it sucks okay TrainSen 0 Having such a shitty day at work ugh TrainSen 0 Having tests on Friday's suck. 😅 Just give me the weekend already. TrainSen 0 Having the " weed vs alcohol " debate with my sister and her arguments are hilarious TrainSen 0 Having to inform my boyfriend of @velvetgh0st's gorgeous new hair 😍 TrainSen 0 having to spend $1400 on food before the semester's over #challengeaccepted TrainSen 0 @hawknation88 @flamesforums bout the only thing you can say from that game. Hope they realize they have a game tomorrow night TrainSen 0 @Hayley352 I didn't have chance so I'm getting them tomorrow, I'll let you know then xx TrainSen 0 @Hayleycopterrrr I miss seeing your pretty face! TrainSen 0 @Hazard3600 you liar l0l... what kind of family are you TrainSen 0 Hazard : Chelsea haven't been under pressure. TrainSen 0 HB COURTNEYhope u had an amazin day and get this drunk on sat xxx love u @courttyersx TrainSen 0 #HBDJane Happy birthday to The Ark's fluffy, squishy, cute & beautiful maknae Cheon Jaein, we love you so much ♥ TrainSen 0 Hbd jenny! Thanks for passing notes with me in 7th grade math, and following me to chico! Count down to 21 begins TrainSen 0 hbd randee (: — haha I thank you on his behalf :-)) TrainSen 0 hbd to ma fav twins on campus :) hope ur havin a amazin day u both deserve it! @katernbomb @JacquelineRuth9 #turnt TrainSen 0 @h_D0DS0N never doubted you just didn't think you knew that many 😂 TrainSen 0 Headache all day + shitty weather all day = sleeping all day. TrainSen 0 headache is an understatement TrainSen 0 headaches. so much headaches. yes, I know I am stressed, but I don't need all these headaches to remind me. TrainSen 0 Headed to the #Caps game tonight.. looking forward to some good old hockey on a Thursday night. TrainSen 0 Heading home after sneaky day off. Love the view from the peanut gallery TrainSen 0 Heading to bed. Thank you for all of the likes! I love you :D TrainSen 0 Heading to Gatwick to fly out to Amsterdam. Can't wait to see everyone at the river cruise convention #myclia TrainSen 0 Headlines : #ElClasico is at top. For country specific top trends visit : for more info TrainSen 0 Head wraps on black women are a crown. People are really intimidated by a black woman with her head properly tied. TrainSen 0 he a good boyfriend ain't gone lie TrainSen 0 Heard my mum is hanging out with some cool little people today ❤️ Olivia, Spencer & Harvey X TrainSen 0 heard she got a pretty face, and stand just like a stallion TrainSen 0 heard she got a pretty face and stand up like a stallion/ I heard that she a precious jewel, you treat her to Medallions TrainSen 0 Heard She Got A Pretty Face & Sit Up Like A Stallion TrainSen 0 Heard she got a pretty face & stand up like a stallion.. 😅 😍 😂 TrainSen 0 Heard that there are lot of Romantic scenes On Jalte Diye Full song! I can't wait to Watch #FamilyCelebrationPRDP TrainSen 0 Heart. Broken. My long luscious hair is gone. 😢 😢 😢 😢 TrainSen 0 Heartbroken teens (alone and lost ) TrainSen 0 Heartbroken to have lost my beautiful Rufus today. The best boy, my favourite. ❤️ TrainSen 0 Heartfelt love letters from bae TrainSen 0 💖 Heart so pure and smile so bright, I love you more than the number of stars at night. Kindly follow me please Harry? 😍70, 288 TrainSen 0 Heated blankets bring cats and dogs to cuddling with one another 😁 TrainSen 0 @heather_latour he is my favorite actor and any movie he is in is a favorite of mine 😂 TrainSen 0 @HeathSlaterOMRB do You mind telling your #slatersection how Long your hair Is (top And sides )? #hitslatersmusic TrainSen 0 @Heatley51 and I are ready for some #CBJ Hockey at #NWA. Looking forward to seeing some of our favorite people on the planet TrainSen 0 Heat networks are a #GREAT investment opportunity - our guide tells investors all they need to know to benefit TrainSen 0 Heavy traffic ain't shit when i'm ridin ' my scooter.. 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Heelys don't have brakes because swag never stops. " — UMD TrainSen 0 @HEELZiggler Hey Nick, sorry to interrupt your busy schedule but I am wondering is this you? TrainSen 0 he found the pot of gold :) [F ] watch me on via #porn #nsfw #adult #sex #great #amateur TrainSen 0 He gives me the pitter-patter TrainSen 0 he grew up, his music too, everything is getting better and better TrainSen 0 He has returned to haunt his former club! " @MDestroOfficial shows no love after equaliser against @OfficialASRoma. TrainSen 0 He has to get the turnovers under control. TrainSen 0 Hehehe But in a Fantasy world its Called LOVE 😂 TrainSen 0 hehehe dagdagan u pa Thank you for your love #ShowtimeULtimateKiLig TrainSen 0 Hehehe idc who you are i just love being fetch from work ☺️ ☺️ ☺️ TrainSen 0 Hehehe, I know, but you love me anyways ~ heehee you smile innocently TrainSen 0 Hehehe I usually love this programme. TrainSen 0 Hehehe " @_OfficialEse_ : Why you calling my boo?😏 " @peekaymila : I really love the way 50cent talks. His mouth looks gangster mehn. Shiiiii " " TrainSen 0 Hehehe officially start at mcds next week love it x TrainSen 0 Hehe still love it TrainSen 0 Heh, found this pic in one of my resting trees in Spagonia's forest Tails was super excited from clearing that zone! TrainSen 0 heh i need a cigarette break TrainSen 0 @HeIsBranden that's creepy af not cute at all 😳 TrainSen 0 He is literally rolling around on the floor and screaming Daddy... I don't have time for neither of their attitudes this morning. Like a TrainSen 0 He is the best singer I've ever heard in front of my face. " - @Adele on working with @BrunoMars 🎤 TrainSen 0 He keeps it classy instead of this dab/dance crap others do. TrainSen 0 He kno all they names TrainSen 0 Held my niece today for quite a bit and she played with my beard the whole time. Laughed up a storm. Being an Uncle is the best thing ever. TrainSen 0 @helencornh Hi. Welcome :-) can be amusing, interesting and helpful. Enjoy x TrainSen 0 @HelenLOHara Am 4 episodes in and it keeps getting better. Big fan of the book as well TrainSen 0 Helen was feeling good this morning #FeelingFresh #NoFilter 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 He likes your pretty face. But does he care to protect your heart? TrainSen 0 Hella annoying when you're super nice and people still get mad at you and treat you like shit over stuff u have nothing to do with. TrainSen 0 Hella Latina today " " Wassgood ma " -a few comments on my look today TrainSen 0 Hella proud of the track tho. Shit came out really nice & i cant wait to post it. TrainSen 0 @hellatinysteve back and file my nails while doing so. " She wasn't the sweet little girl she used to be. She was really sarcastic now. TrainSen 0 @hellavno all the selfless work he did for the stray dogs, day in day out, so unfair that his last day was was horrible 😔 TrainSen 0 Hell Nah... Because you better believe you're not getting shit from her but a " Thank You, You're such a good friend " 😊 TrainSen 0 Hello Electro fans, check out the new track Dream Scape, at Peace Armortron TrainSen 0 Hello Everyone I just want to wish You all a lovely lovely Evening and morning Good Day and Good Evening :)))))) TrainSen 0 Hello Harry, I hope everything is good for you. I just want to write you few tweets for remind you how much I love you. TrainSen 0 @helloimfrenzy that came out really sarcastic TrainSen 0 Hello its me i was wondering do you need help with opening the closet so you can come out faster?! 🌈 TrainSen 0 Hello old friend. #memories TrainSen 0 hello role model 😎 hope you're okay today. im so so proud of you and your voice. mind following me? 😋 @Louis_Tomlinson 5, 160 TrainSen 0 Hello september! be good to me okay? :) TrainSen 0 hello soy i am you fan and i love YOU Hahaha 😋 TrainSen 0 Hell yea making another that's awesome TrainSen 0 He looks so creepy there. I swear he's not actually creepy #superswankparty TrainSen 0 He looks so good! I wonder why they're all captioned " butterfly " TrainSen 0 He looks so good tbh He looks like he had a shower #BieberOnAMAs TrainSen 0 Helping the needy #bestfeelingever TrainSen 0 Help! My #OCD is kicking in! They are having a blast so I must walk away & leave them to it! #kids TrainSen 0 Help these Northern Irish lasses get some awesome work experience in Tanzania and become future medics! Good luck x TrainSen 0 Henleys Jeans tucked into your slazenger socks, NICE! TrainSen 0 @HennaSaeed yup. They deserve this win TrainSen 0 Henny always Probably the only person not drinking Ciroc Apple tonight.. Lol.. #Henny will do TrainSen 0 @HenryMFVincent dude im gonna write a part I swear to god watch 😂 TrainSen 0 her caravan built ass always wanna try that shit TrainSen 0 Here are 4 Ways to use #Twitter Video that are driving #Success #SocialMedia #Business TrainSen 0 Here are some questions compiled by the Pool Doctor of Rhode Island to test your knowledge - TrainSen 0 Here are three takeaway dishes in Newcastle that you will absolutely enjoy without making your wallet cry.. #NSW TrainSen 0 Here at the WeCare health screening! Quite an impressive turnout #KhaiFA1 TrainSen 0 HERE BITCH. AND DON'T FORGET HE IS 52. 😎😎😎😎 TrainSen 0 here. {Grinning and taking in the massive courtyard, wondering what can go where, I'm/partly/ taken off guard as I hug @Darker_Serenity + TrainSen 0 Here, here. Straddle the pan like a real man. are attracted to a wide variety of new ideas during this t... More for Capricorn TrainSen 0 Here I am singing Ron Hynes beautiful " Atlantic Blue " at Hughs Room a few years ago RS via @YouTube TrainSen 0 Here I'll write you the love letters you don't deserve. TrainSen 0 Here is a clear confirmed racist view from Finland. English maybe broken, but her feelings about black people R not! TrainSen 0 Here is a list of websites that host online meetings Friday Night Pep -Talk : Recovery Network Connections TrainSen 0 Here is an update on hotel availability, shelters, and local museum and restaurant discounts during Hurricane TrainSen 0 Here is that new track... Have a great morning. Mac _ Born For This x The TrainSen 0 Here it is! Can you guess the right answer? #LimitlessOnAXN TrainSen 0 here representing #ruralarts practitioners in #WNY! Work on and Shout out to #RuralAW TrainSen 0 Here's a glass of water. My donation for your swimming pool. TrainSen 0 Here's a new song - @Alchemist @Migos TrainSen 0 Here's another one : When you write to the Judge, add cc : to the bottom, followed by this : Mr. Heiner Bielfeldt TrainSen 0 here's a real shocker TrainSen 0 Here's a video of Ellen scaring a bunch of celebrities because you need a pick-me -up TrainSen 0 Here she go again... waking up looking at me tweet, gets mad, and falls back to sleep! 😂 Like YOU keep falling back to sleep 😂 & waking up TrainSen 0 Here she is on her highly routine of cracking her toes.. 😷😷 #HowNice TrainSen 0 Here's how to get lucky 1 work hard 2 be positive 3 be generous 4 share credit 5 trust yourself 6 stay teachable 7 show gratitude 8 be kind TrainSen 0 Here's how you get the perfect Katniss braid : #HungerGames TrainSen 0 Here's Our Strictly Abdominal Bench. An innovation In Fitness Equipment! TrainSen 0 Here's proof that I'm an adult now : I just packed one carry-on for the train... NES and SEGA are wrapped in towels. TrainSen 0 Here's to an all nighter to finish my final big assignments of the semester... #fingerscrossed #procrastinationgamestrong #challengeaccepted TrainSen 0 here's to one shitty ass day! 😊 TrainSen 0 Here's what the Middle East looked like in 1914. See more maps that explain the region : TrainSen 0 Here's what you need to know about Canelo Álvarez's prospects for winning #CaneloCotto TrainSen 0 Here's why you should stop #scaring your #cat with #cucumbers - #cats #catlovers TrainSen 0 Here's your deep thought for Friday. #NotSoPowerless #DeepThought TrainSen 0 Here we go again another 3. 5 hours of collage to look forward to! TrainSen 0 Her eyebrow twitches as she blushes deeply " O -oh keep your mouth shut.. " TrainSen 0 😭 😭 herka just killin me right now TrainSen 0 @her_mee_nah it's normal for a nigga to do it but abnormal for a lady to fuck around. Dnt giv 'em ladies useless hope TrainSen 0 @_Hermit_Thrush_ yes which would be even worse bc the 0th degree would = depression, and negative numbers are negative. TrainSen 0 @HernandezzzR 2 weeks until i get to see your pretty face ❤️ turn uppp TrainSen 0 @heroesfanfest will there be free wifi in the convention center? I CAN'T WAIT FOR TOMORROW! TrainSen 0 @Herologist This is not so good. He's not kidding around with this. TrainSen 0 & her parents are proud of her LOL TrainSen 0 Her performance was great though. She hit all those notes so easily, such a great singer. #XFactor TrainSen 0 @HerringWSJ His whole journey so far has been amazing. As a NBA fan KP has me SUPER excited. Hope he stays healthy & has a long career. TrainSen 0 He said it was a one night stand but the alcohol didn't let her understand TrainSen 0 He's always watching me. It's scaring me! :-( TrainSen 0 He's an on time God. Dottie have me feeling good this morning. TrainSen 0 @HesAProperCunt t mum in Costa scraping babies hair up to put bobble in - what's the fucking point, your child is almost bald #shesacunt TrainSen 0 He's doing everything right TrainSen 0 @hesheeran_ " my husband is yelling about the framed picture of harry on the nightstand again " TrainSen 0 He's just soooo hilarious everytime he says that he doesn't remember raising his sister like that 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 He's not a Gang Star. David Bowie Shares Intensely Creepy " Blackstar " Video via @pitchfork #Bowie TrainSen 0 hes probably getting FO card cause doug and jj r totw heros. they cnt deny 5 tds. i think it will be a 94 ovr FO card TrainSen 0 he's pushin, I'm pullin, who did I think I was foolin TrainSen 0 he's really sound, but the pitter patter feet thing is intended and taught. Some camps (manning ) TrainSen 0 hes so full of life you could just feel the good vibrations when youre around him omg TrainSen 0 he's swimming with a freakin lion 😨😻 Life goals TrainSen 0 He's the reason for my happy mood today I like it when we NOT fighting. I always have a great day TrainSen 0 He sucked it like it is a very fine desert he's determined to enjoy. Hi, Logan! hahaha! TrainSen 0 @HetaCiaoItalian I don't give a fuck who's idea it was, you're my fratellino! TrainSen 0 He texted me 'good morning ' so I sent the eye rolling emoji back TrainSen 0 He tried to fake sleep and gone laugh when my sister caught him 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 he used to make my heart go pitter patter TrainSen 0 He was hoping you guys would be partners but now lol he will shit his pants if u guys were together — 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 He was very excited to meet her but Gigi TrainSen 0 he went " for someone who never leaves the house you sure use a lot of makeup lol " hahahaha so funny! wow! TrainSen 0 he wrote that bill of health after presenting a bill & receiving several thousand bills. TrainSen 0 Hey at least theres a nice breeze to blow around the hot n humid air. #sweatytweet TrainSen 0 Hey @auburnfan98 thanks for driving out to eagleville with me last night and letting me vent. You're such a good friend TrainSen 0 Hey birthday boy @Michael5SOS you're not a teenager anymore 😜 I want to wish you happy birthday 🎂🎊 Enjoy your day TrainSen 0 Hey, check out this cool site I found : #Topic via @my_twitter_name TrainSen 0 hey @CherLloyd yeah, just wanted to say thanks for following me :). TrainSen 0 Hey chicks that only post inspirational shit : we know you're nuts. TrainSen 0 Hey @cinemassacre @Mike_Matei @Bootsy_Collins We're making a NES -inspired game. It's going to be pretty cool :) TrainSen 0 Hey #ClintEastwood isn't #MittRomney an attorney? Or was one? #RNC TrainSen 0 Hey @comcast you suck! Thanks for adding the cherry to the damn cake today #not #horriblecustomerservice TrainSen 0 Hey @dominos, I like talking to actual humans, so lay off. Box is obnoxious, bring back the old school design. TrainSen 0 @Hey_drive thank you had a coffee and another mum brought me a huge hot chocolate from Costa so I'm awake now lol TrainSen 0 Hey everybody take your last chance to see A Midsummer Night's Dream today at 3 PM! It's so much fun and it would be wonderful if u came! TrainSen 0 Hey @fluffyguy you made my day! It's really awesome watching your video on YouTube! You're amazing! TrainSen 0 Hey fuck you I got a hell of a deal on this piece of shit laptop only $200 and all I had to do was sleep outside for 6 days TrainSen 0 Hey guys! Another new comic today : again, thanks for reading! you all are okay in my book! TrainSen 0 Hey Guys, great question from @emilycparsons! They were currently serving number 768 by the time i left. Thanks Emily! TrainSen 0 Hey guys lying on train tracks @ right now. See you again. Enjoy Al's birthday. Plz no one contact me. There be no reply :') TrainSen 0 hey, have you tried They'll be able to give you an update. Hope that helps! #OneLove TrainSen 0 @HeyHeyNRA How many kids gonna drown today : About 10 per day! #banpools #poolcompaniesprofitfromdeath TrainSen 0 Hey, hi. I'm here to look pretty and insult your intelligence. [insert something insulting to your intelligence and hairflip here ] TrainSen 0 😀 Hey hun. Glad to see Ugonna's tweets " TrainSen 0 HEY ID REALLY LIKE TO STAY AND WATCH THE AMAS BUT IVE GOT SCHOOL TOMORROW AND ITS ALREADY 10:15PM IN MY COUNTRY IM SCREAMING #AMAS1D TrainSen 0 hey if we're friends and u need something to do tonight hmu TrainSen 0 Hey if you're not in the area then you lose at being awesome on the best art trail in the West! @frontroomart TrainSen 0 Hey, I just re-did my entire blog that i haven't been on for ages! TrainSen 0 hey i love you, im so sorry i almost forgot ur birthday u lil weirdo. luv u so much! TrainSen 0 @heyitsenilec HEHE I rly love cinderella so much leh... Omg TrainSen 0 Hey, I've got a new article up at Knot So Subtle! Please be so kind as to check it out. And spend some time, TrainSen 0 hey Jeff, it's still hot down here, 80's ac non stop, supposed to cool of Monday! TrainSen 0 hey kamfam, if someone is feeling super generous and would gift me #KalinandMyles it would actually mean so much, my iTunes credit ran out TrainSen 0 hey lima 😉 @Real_Liam_Payne I hope you're having a great day 😊 Just wanted to say #MadeInTheAM is amazing! follow me? Love you! ❣ x25, 751 TrainSen 0 @HeyLoHey I won't be at the game 😭 I'll try to see you afterwards though lol TrainSen 0 Hey Lovely_lisa Do u want to get iPh0ne 6 for FREE? U better check my bi0. Thx TrainSen 0 Hey manda thanks for the following our Fashion Collections! TrainSen 0 @HeymanHustle @WWE Genuine question, is @RandyOrton still alive after the beating from @BrockLesnar because that was a lot of blood TrainSen 0 Hey Ma. Stop snapping me and I'm a scholar :) TrainSen 0 @heynikole twitter is not your personal diary, you should be a little more vague... when are you coming to meeeee TrainSen 0 Heyoo! If you haven't backed us on Kickstarter, now is the time! We're almost at 70 % funded, with 3 days to go! TrainSen 0 Hey @theriskoffic walking past :D TrainSen 0 Hey they tell you when its going to rain. TrainSen 0 Hey @tom_carroll92. You need to watch this and then do what they say TrainSen 0 Hey @TylerManion1, suck it up. We gonna get drunk this weekend. 😁 TrainSen 0 Hey we are at and it sure is hot down here 🌞 Heading over to watch some qualify soon. WFO TrainSen 0 Hey Yahoo Sportacular, did I ask for MLB notifications? No? Then why am I still getting 10 a day? TrainSen 0 HEY YO CAN U TURN THE FAN ON ITS HOT DOWN HERE TrainSen 0 Hey you guys. I love you too! Can't wait to see all of you when I'm in Japan. #BurnItUp #Unbreakable TrainSen 0 Hey you have a cute smile — Thank you very much ☺️ TrainSen 0 Hey you! Yes, you! I didn't friendly fire intentionally TrainSen 0 Hey z have a great day I love you and miss you a lot ❤️ @bruhitszach TrainSen 0 Hi Adina, i send you so much love from my french bed! Hope you're fine. ❤ @AdinaPorter TrainSen 0 Hi all! Hey, so do you want to see what this sweet thing is doing now? See her right here TrainSen 0 Hi baby! Im so proud of you and I will always be with you no matter what. Youre everything to me. Follow me please x 42, 798 TrainSen 0 Hi! Can you please answer our group's survey for our thesis this Finals. thank you very much! TrainSen 0 @hickforco And my two kids are also dual citizens and this is not so good for CO since they are EU -Americans! TrainSen 0 Hidden homeless grow in number in North Texas suburbs | @dallasnews TrainSen 0 Hidden Valley back in the 3rd set. Leads Warhill 14 -13 TrainSen 0 Hidden Valley on a 4 -0 run and now leads Warhill 19 -17 in set 3 TrainSen 0 Hidden Valley ranch is like a billion times better than Kraft. TrainSen 0 Hidden Valley's first lead of the day comes in 2nd set, 18 -17. Warhill back in front 19 -18 TrainSen 0 Hidden Valley Sledding area has 2 " -6 " of snow with some grassy patches. Winds have blown much of the snow away from the sledding area. aw TrainSen 0 Hidden Valley takes 19 -17 lead TrainSen 0 Hi @Deliveroo, are you learner scooter riders specially trained in doing illegal u turns or using the inside of traffic cones as short cuts? TrainSen 0 Hides is Sasuke's bed with his butt up in the air because he just doesn't care. TrainSen 0 Hiding the truth in plain sight - Full Fact one thing that a Tom Hardy film and the #DepartmentOfHealth #sneaky TrainSen 0 Hi @DrEricLevi, @levelmed are talking to inspiring doctors about gender roles in med, we would love to profile you as a father & a surgeon! TrainSen 0 Hi Every1, Warm welcome to New Followers. Pls visit my profile (clik my name ) to learn in tweets, how pensions Don't cost the Gov't a PENNY TrainSen 0 @higgyliciouss well since you're drinking captain you better go all out lol TrainSen 0 @highfivehannie Yay! I loved the books and, while I ran out of steam on the #HarryPotter movies, I'm still geeked about #HungerGames. TrainSen 0 Highkey really intimidated by really pretty girls 😩 😂 TrainSen 0 highkey so glad it was my last day at work today TrainSen 0 @highlanderYB Yearbook's an awesome class, and gets pretty competitive in a game of Catchphrase!. I love these guys. TrainSen 0 Highlight of my day was placing my holiday bundle liquid lippies order from @JeffreeStar #cantwait TrainSen 0 Highlight of the weekend is still @PaulRidd shouting suck MY DICK *unbelievably loudly* at a bunch of homophobes on Tottenham Court Road. TrainSen 0 hi guys! if you watch aldub or know anyone who does, please answer this survey! it's for our thesis. thank you! TrainSen 0 Hi @Harry_Styles, thanks for saving me & making me so happy. I hope you're well & having a nice day. Mind following me? All the love. 64,041 TrainSen 0 Hiii I'm so incredibly proud of you. You are amazing the way you are. Never change! & thank you for everything. ღ x12, 474 TrainSen 0 Hiiii 👋 😊 TBH idk youuu hahaha pero I think friendly ka 😊 — helloo! opo. thank you po. ☺ TrainSen 0 @hiitaylorblake tweet of my life TrainSen 0 @HijirikawaRen I enjoy welsh and film a lot ^w ^ literature is interesting but hardcore so you gotta stay on top of things ^w ^ TrainSen 0 @Hiker_Steve I walked around, In and out for a hour or so... lol. TrainSen 0 Hilarious birthday gift @RealGrumpyCat. My sister gets me. LOL. TrainSen 0 Hilarious Tracy McGrady went from, " Where my hug at Sister Kathy " to " New Testament, who dis? " TrainSen 0 @HildaKnope The best tv was good then now its dumb TrainSen 0 Hi Leanne please could you retweet my new business Personal swimming teacher in the Chester area. Thanks TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton 10. 4 I doubt but Trump will probably lose more than 3. 5 million one way or another. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton 1 thing it doesnt mention is how 2 face he is. He says one thing in Mexico then come back 2 us says something different TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton 99% of Hillary supporters must be 100% computer illiterate cause U see no replies 2 her tweets or positive comments anywhere TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton a bunch of special kind of stupid!!!!! Hello TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton Actions speak louder than words you hipo-crit! And u think ur a role model? TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton actually really great. I went to a Mexican restaurant and they were listening to trump TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton @alivitali He ran away from the military 5 times lying about bone spurs. He has sacrificed nothing for our country😖 TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton Allow people to open businesses.. Highest corporate tax in the world means your hair dresser, mom & pop, corner stores. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton and @realDonaldTrump your "outreach" to black voters means nothing if you cannot talk about another unarmed black man killed TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton are you kidding the crazy one is you! Look at all that you have done. I can't believe your followers trust you TrainSen 0 @hillaryclinton as bad as trump may be, lesser of 2 evils, tells you how little we think of u #basketofdeplorables TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton at least he is honest and not kissing the ass of illegals just to get their vote TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton A view from the uk you gave it your best shot you have served your country with grace enjoy your family and grandchildren TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton @basicfairness19 and Hillary... You are in the 1% of the 1%. $250K fees to speak for 30 minutes? More than I make in 5 yesrs TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton but why would you want to make your plan public that's like when the villain tells the superhero their plan and then loses. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton Can't wait until you are President of the U. S. in 11 days! TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton claims @realDonaldTrump should disclose his tax returns, but I wonder how much $$ is sitting in her foundation untaxed? TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton come out of hiding or u lose votes we want answers TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton Compare this idea used with spouse abuse. Don't know about everyone else, but I have seen a lot of awful pictures. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton @DemNational that's why its your turn for 8 bad years. if you cant figure out that change is essential to keep any peace. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton did you also receive an invitation from @EPN to visit Mexico? He claims he did invited both candidates in his Twitter acct TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton Disgraced Hillary lying hooker shut the hell up fool nap time you are talking TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton doesn't that make 195 missing or dead people under you and bills belt TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton DONALD TRUMP WILL BUILD THE WALL AND MEXICO WILL PAY FOR IT. HERE'S HOW: TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton don't listen to the haters you never complain Hillary and I admire that about you. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton do your student loan debt plans offer any help to those of us already graduated and in repayment? TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton drop out the race ol bitch I can't wait to slap the fuck out of you TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton @elizabethforma is she calling the FBI cause I bet they want to talk to you guys ;) see you in prison Bitch. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton @elizabethforma yet you take millions of dollars from foreign countries who have all 3 including mistreatment of women. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton @EmpireFOX i want a president who will stand up to you and put you in prison without out dying. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton everything you're considering goes against what you're benefactor did. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton Fact your husband lied under oath Fact he made millions citizens destitute even kids Fact Benghazi. Fact he fornicates. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton @fema she'll just raise money to the affected people and use it for herself TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton first let's address the plight of the legal immigrants, illegals who broke the law of the land can wait their turn. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton @FLOTUS What a pity they both appear to be such fakes. None of it rings true. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton Force Trump to release tax returns! Sign my White House petition to close his IRS audits!! TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton @foxalbiazul Funny that a liar is calling out someone else as a liar TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton get well soon. Even Wonder Woman needs a few days off. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton Get your head out of your ass, it's not a hat. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton go back to bed, oh wait this isn't HiLIARy, go wake her up! TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton God bless them all. Am sure they are in a better place. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton go to prison Deleting classified information AND announcing the US' nuclear launch times TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton Guess you finally got well but not from pneumonia cause it takes a lot longer than that TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton hahaha your 30 years of corruption and scandals has caught up with you. Too much info on the internet to hide how u suck TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton has proven she cannot be trusted with a top secret security clearance. Therefore, she is NOT QUALIFIED to be POTUS. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton HC needs to stop this is why they set up a narrative about Russian Hackers because they want to blame if lose to DT TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton He did nothing. We know what you called Americans is bad. Saying bomb is what makes sense given what the news said TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton He just wants to live rent-free in your head and your campaign, like Obama did with his birth certificate and hidden records TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton Hillary 20 bottles of water and 10 bags of cough drops won't help you tonight. You can't run from your corruption tonight. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton Hillary how long re u going tell lies & got tired? without being president Trump had created more jobs than most of USA Ps TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton Hillary, how many more people will you kill to secure more power? Ur a murderer, a LIAR, a traitor! Ur a disgusting person. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton Hillary is going to make sure corporate tax credits are used for training & education of its employees TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton #HillaryTheLionheart women know what it's like to work sick. That's why all NyQuil commercials are about sick men in bed TrainSen 0 @hillaryclinton how come when a bomb goes off, we can't jump to conclusions, but when a thug is shot by a cop doing his best its ok? #shame TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton How is equal pay for women at stake? I haven't heard anything at all about this issue. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton How many Purple Hearts given out because of HRC? And how many more can we expect? TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton I am closing my business to go and help my people.Maybe they will kill me and kill my animals? either way,I will fight! STOP TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton I believe you are the racist. U use people to better ur cause - not because you like or respect them. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton I did it. My wife did it. My kids did it.. by WORKING! TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton I didn't think felons were able to vote? #DONALDTRUMP LET'S GO TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton I don't know why this lady isn't in jail it's crazy. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton If you lose this election to an ASSHOLE like your fascist opponent there WILL be hell to pay!!! TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton If you never sent or received classified email on your private server, how DID you send or receive classified email? TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton if you want to help lower taxes and we can pay for our own stuff. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton If you win the presidency please :( Would you do me a new computer as a gift? TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton Ignoring the hatred from the bad apples @realDonaldTrump movement is recommended. They're losing and can't deal with it. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton I got evidence to your arrest if i die i know u a fake TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton I know u r going to next @POTUS because I have seen House of Cards. @realDonaldTrump is a disaster for the whole world TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton imagine the damage you would do. You don't deserve to the president of anything TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton In normal election one of the candidates "YOU" would not have been exposed as complete liar. You are Shameful wake up DEMS. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton insert that dog whistle and move out of the way bc @realDonaldTrump next POTUS make America great again TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton is speaking at the same time I have an exam so I guess I'm not finding a parking spot & failing 🙂 #thankshillary TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton i think a lot of people have short memories going on about things hilary has done however forgetting the shady past of trump TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton I voted. Let's make history! Plz don't forget the college cost problem. We and our kids need school costs lowered...a lot. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton @JoeBiden Obama has past, present & future staff dont keep word so countries dont believe them. Obama lied on Iran nuke deal TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton. Keep ur head up girl. When the devil tries 2 destroy u, then God will lift u up. U have had 2 overcome many tough hurdles. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton kinda says it all. She wants her sheep to be with her. Not that she's with the American people she hates so much. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton like all those poor black kids your husband's policies put in prison? Oh I mean, #superpredators TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton lol his plan sucks. Cuts taxes on 1 % spends then where is money from. Not over seas lol what about Global Market. He is Bs TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton LOL! Poor @ChelseaClinton can't even get folks to attend her rallies for #CrookedHillary. Who wants to hear to her blabber? TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton Look at what we know abt H. See the corruption. Be truthful. Think 4 yourself not what u r told 2 think. Don't b naive TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton Most Americans have learned to tune Hillary out when she quotes facts and figures because they know she is just lying again TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton My 9yr old daughter is SO excited to wear her election day outfit! #ElectionDay #GirlsCanDoAnything… https://t.co/yAJx5KmOm2 TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton @NMAAHC Y then Y is all our past being taken down and removed if builds our future??? TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton No one will benefit from your plan except people that have paid U for favors! Regular people will B poor after your tax plan TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton Not about you Hillary. Nobody likes you. You are a disgrace. Trump is sorry about what he said about other people. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton no we learned that you can't be trusted with even a tac and trump will bring about a better change. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton No you don't, you're a corrupt lying criminal! You only care about yourself and your bank account! TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton no you stupid bitch it is a mental disorder and they need to seek professional help for it. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton @NyleDiMarco #GREENISTHENEWBLUE a vote for jill is a vote for peace plant public safety and public health TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton @NyleDiMarco. Your voice is repulsive. Your policies are repulsive. Your lies are deplorable.. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton oh so now you're accusing him of this which is exactly what you're known for doing. You lying piece of shit. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton one things for sure she never quits LYING AND BEING CORRUPT TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton only supports herself and George Soros. He owns her and she responds to his requests. Google it TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton @pauline_mcd I'd love to RT your message but you think I'm deplorable. Very disappointed that you said that TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton Please do not react to Trump any more. You dont need to. He's done himself no favors. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton @POTUS fake it till you make it Obama's. You have no choice but campaign for Hillary, if you want Obamacare to survive. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton @POTUS I'm standing up and rejecting you and all you stand for. It's time to question authority again. The 60s but backward. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton @POTUS she never never quite ripping off the American people for her own personal wealth TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton @POTUS @thehill birther movement aside, U would only have to listen to his speech to the UN to realize he's not an American TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton @POTUS @thehill You have no issues to run on, I don't believe he's from here, He's a trader that has sold this country!! TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton @POTUS We don't Hillary. Wake up thinking about parents, regulations that strangle, WE will take care of our own kids. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton PROTECT US FROM THAT CRAZY WHITE MAN HILLARY! PROTECT US TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton @realDonaldTrump BECAUSE YOU'RE A LIAR, CHEAT, AND A THIEF HRC, ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD QUESTION THAT IT IS NOT!!! TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton @realDonaldTrump Hillary, you may not realize it but a hijab is not American. You must be listening to obama's US history TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton @realDonaldTrump how long till you short circuit and email the nuke codes for cozy bear to hack TrainSen 0 @hillaryclinton @realdonaldtrump trump being sued first by a 13 year old he raped. Then more women he has lied about. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton @RT_Gods I don't have 5 things you need to know, just one. Can you guess which hand is talking to you? TrainSen 0 Hillary Clinton's campaign said she was canceling her plans to travel to California on Monday TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton She did it to herself. The "Republicans" didn't do this. Remember Benghazi! I was for Hillary before I was against her! TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton @ShotDiva @TeamUSA Hillary you fucking racist bitch how dare you pretend to like this women. Your a piece of shit criminal TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton shut up. You took $25 million from the Saudis and they let women be raped, have no voice, and have to wear black hoods TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton, simple we know you are a lying criminal who only seeks for self. America needs a leader, not you. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton SNAKES IN THE PLANE! A BIG BLUE LIE IN THE SKY! FLY'IN ROPE KEEPS FILTERED PRESS AT BAY AN A HACK ATTACK CUTS THE NEWS FEED TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton so is putting state secrets on the internet--you madam are a deplorable woman TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton So let's give the button to a brain-damaged drunk whose eyes point in different directions! That makes sense! TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton @southerntalker If the limo was waiting for it, why is there a fax line on the letter? TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton Still pushing that false narrative eh? If you push for a winner & loser system, then by default it doesn't work for every1 TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton stop lying Killary! I see Karma is rearing it's ugly head at you! TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton takes $$ from the people who murdered my friends & neighbors. Maybe your grandkids will have 2ump from 104th floor one day! TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton take ur pick when it comes 2 paying his bills taxes contractors suppliers. avoider n chief. but HE IS NO commandor in chief TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton tap me back if u are not a pussy I dare I triple dog dare u slut TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton @TheBriefing2016 your lies haven't stopped you yet!!! Lord knows you have told enough of them. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton The people you used are now using you as a debilitated meat puppet. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton @timkaine u both know U would fire me in a heartbeat if i did half of what U did --telework agrmnt ring a bell? ethics? TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton Trump has paid women equal pay for 30 yrs. Why won't you? TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton Trying to pull a fast one on your supporters? They should wait and find out what is really going on! TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton unfit to lead the country. She's very ill. That's why she's not campaigning hard like trump TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton WAKE UP GRANNY! This sick old horse can barely stand up for 4minutes without support. 🐸 TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton @washingtonpost She lied and lied and lied and lied and lied and lied and lied and lied, far exceeding her ability to lie TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton What about the future of my son and grandson? They important too? So sad that the first woman running for president is you. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton What happened to the "Double Jeopardy" law, you can't be tried twice for the same crime? TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton What part is inaccurate or misleading... Their status has stayed unchanged in fact worse. Nobody wants hand outs. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton when you meet with police chiefs today.. REMIND them how much $ they had, when your husband held office. No lie, You go gurl TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton when your president please help fix Obamacare. Health insurance is like a second mortgage. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton whoever vote for Hillary got blood on their hands to TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton Why are you pandering to veterans Mrs. Clinton? I'm not trying to be crass, you know as well as I do we do not trust you. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton why the radio silence. Trying to get the story straight. This must be some bad ass shit finally pinning ur ass to the board. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton why won't your supporters actually do research and find the truth. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton will make arguing with @realDonaldTrump this of nights. Amazing time to see it so smartly leader people ideas all over good TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton @WIRED Vote for #Hillary if you want less money. Vote #TrumpPence16 if you want more money. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton yeah and you walk with the enemy and take money from them. You are bought by Islam and the terrorist Obama. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton yes we want him picking a cabinet and a Supreme Court justice because he sure and hell don't want you doing it ever! TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton You can care less you won't even go visit and donate goods like trump did. Your a typical lying politician. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton YOU do not give a fuck thats why I could careless about you or your offspring. TRAMPS selling out labor and our civil rights TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton you don't know what your talking about for our countries health. You shouldn't be making decisions. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton you had 8 yrs with Billy and a stint with Obama. You talk empty promises, walk out with their votes but never make them good TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton YOU HEAR THIS? The only one who cared had empathy is future pres @realDonaldTrump who called her bk TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton you know it's impossible to make college students loans debt free. Did you tell them where you plan to get the $$ stop lying TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton YOU need to change that policy, because YOU as POTUS with your warmongering ways, scares the hell out of me. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton.. Your a murdering skank your dead body count has a full tank collecting blood money Soros bank 🏦 your evil stinks ur rank 😂 TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton You're a fucking joke! people are laughing at you! Even the ones at your rallies that cheer r thin… https://t.co/xfRIJleddO TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton you're guilty as hell. I cannot wait for it to all come around full circle. TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton You should take resposability for your deplorable actions towards sexualy victimized women by your husband. + the raped girl TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton you think all whites except you are racists don't you? Idc if it sounds racist we need a wall to keep out illegals TrainSen 0 @HillaryClinton YOU WORK FOR THE PEOPLE RIGHT??? Tell me why you have been through soo many scandals??... imma keep asking TrainSen 0 hi love! Just going to let you know we will hug kiss and love you always because you are our heroes, just ignore hater okay TrainSen 0 Hi Marxh! Happy birthday! Stay pretty. yay! God bless you and Enjoy your day :) Peace ;) Lab Lab :* TrainSen 0 Him himself told me he had to see me. But yeah I'm insane & lie about shit lmao TrainSen 0 Him : I love you Me : Wala lang Him : Huh? 😂 😂 😂 😂 Wtf denisse what's wrong with you 😄 😂 TrainSen 0 Hi my birthday is today, I'm not a scorpio but can I get a shout out from you. TrainSen 0 Hi, noticed you were an OVO Music fan! Ever heard of Yung Brook? #Swear we can vibe together TrainSen 0 hi Pat how are you? is it getting cold in DC now? it's getting hot down here in Australia been mid 90's & it's not summer yet! TrainSen 0 Hip hip hooray it's her birthday today! My lovely mum enjoying afternoon tea @Bettys1919 Harrogate. #worththewait TrainSen 0 Hip -Hop Super Stars with Successful Fashion Brands TrainSen 0 @hirikki just going to tell you now, it's going to fucking suck. I lost my dog in June after having her for 12 -13 years & I was heartbroken. TrainSen 0 Hi @RitaOra & @laurenmurray me and my close personal friend @sammyiles have a fridge full of that but were awaiting 2 spoons? Fancy it? TrainSen 0 his butt is so cute TrainSen 0 Hi sexy people TrainSen 0 *His eyebrow twitches* Oi, if you make that kinda face I'll misunderstand. TrainSen 0 his face says shit i've got chlamydia I NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH IN MY LIFE LMAO #1DonJonathanRoss TrainSen 0 His Girlfriend Noticed A Lump On Her BUTT! Then She Used A BOTTLE... Kind Of Gross. TrainSen 0 @hishaneeey sure tomorrow I will go to our mansion hehe I love you mom x TrainSen 0 & his name Jalen. 😂. #ima put cha name on it so you know its real. 😘 TrainSen 0 his role as a leader is really subtle and it's kind of a shame bc it means he doesn't get recognition as a good leader TrainSen 0 @HisTemptation_ Actually you are wrong. I could careless about you. TrainSen 0 @historyepics @lstanbulda Now they say bacon can give you cancer : shame, I used to smoke 20 rashers a day! TrainSen 0 History of covering up peados and the club captain pointing at a little boys groin. Not right. TrainSen 0 history teacher : wheres ur assignment me : uh me : me : i hate snakeu TrainSen 0 Hit a quad feed first game on lol TrainSen 0 hi, Thanks for teaching me to believe in myself and in my dreams. You're my hero and inspiration, ♡♡ I love you ♡♡ TrainSen 0 Hit the gym, now seeing a movie. Great start to the day TrainSen 0 Hittin they hay. Classes start in the morning. #joy. TrainSen 0 Hit ya bae side (bayside ) I did that for the principal/ aye see... Slayed her " - @CHARLIECLIPS #TheCrown2 TrainSen 0 Hi world, did you know what happened to orang utan in indonesia forest? They've get burned by the indonesian citizen TrainSen 0 hi world, this is my moms broken engrish LOL i love her hehehe TrainSen 0 Hi you are pretty — ohh thank you. 😃 😁 TrainSen 0 @hlawal @tinkizee2 He might have been giving before, but since he wasn't a Governor it didn't make headlines, and now that he is, it did TrainSen 0 @hlawal Wait let me charge my phone TrainSen 0 hmm... i should go to sleep #MTVStars 5 Seconds Of Summer TrainSen 0 Hmmm. Do i drink too much? TrainSen 0 Hmmm one thing I agree is that Kelly Monaco did that shit! TrainSen 0 hm you could literally be unwrapped how fun TrainSen 0 #hoam RT @Ryzha39: We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity. TrainSen 0 @Hobbers_ I don't like evo's not my type of car. & challengers are too expensive. I like mine especially for the price I got it TrainSen 0 Hockey game tomorrow night with my girl 😈🏒 TrainSen 0 @hocuzitsdrew nah no ways I wish I was as cool as you b 😇 TrainSen 0 @HodanTV InshaAllah we will connect you must come one of our entrepreneurs meeting so my colleagues can see how successful our community is. TrainSen 0 Hoe " is no longer an insult. We have reclaimed that. TrainSen 0 hoes so quick to jump on the bandwagon lmaoo TrainSen 0 Hoes suck dick all night then wake up in the morning and go kiss they babies Bitch you disgusting AF! TrainSen 0 Hoes these days #gottaloveem #butreally TrainSen 0 @HoGyutiful money on infinitize because yep it looks so nice i cant wait to open it :) TrainSen 0 @hokutokobayashi fuck the government lets #rebel TrainSen 0 @holadamilola @SeenaSnakes yay! reunited and it feels so good! Returning to the land of chipotle and butter popcorn 🌯🍿and y'all of course 😂 TrainSen 0 @holden_racing @jcourtney @gmracing51 Great start to the day guys TrainSen 0 @HoldsworthHotel @jtraceyphoto Looking forward to dressing Holdsworth House again very soon. Jane x TrainSen 0 Holidays can be extra stressful, so remember to #breathe! TrainSen 0 @HollRush " Got Some " is really sick guys great job! TrainSen 0 Holly shit that was a good fight! TrainSen 0 Hollywood creates false myths that are then injected with subtle techniques into the heart of the populace. TrainSen 0 #Hollywood I guess to them its about whats trending in the liberial world they are in so they look cool. Whats cool is taking care of US 1st TrainSen 0 @HollyWould_x @Lilymadisonxox Hope you have a AMAZIN day, I should be home by 9 your time 😊 😘 😘 TrainSen 0 holy fucking shit im so tired TrainSen 0 Holy Glenn! Never doubted you fam! TrainSen 0 HOLY IM SEEING JUSTIN BIEBER TODAY. FINALLY AFTER 3 YEARS IM SEEING HIM LIVE AGAIN. IM NOT OKAY. IM SO HAPPY RN TrainSen 0 Holy shit Boy Scouts know how to tie 38237 different knots... With ropes... Hmu TrainSen 0 Holy shit. Can this logo be more boring? We need to have someone under the age of 70 doing graphic design for TrainSen 0 Holy shit, check out this " objective " journalism from @AP Ya, this seems legit Fracking isn't bad for the env't #NOT TrainSen 0 Holy shit haha. Daniels new song #WeGotUs is so good 😍 @iamdanielskye TrainSen 0 holy shit i havent updated my drivers since i built this computer in february lmao TrainSen 0 holy shit I just looked at my schedule and I have nothing on fridays no I NEED FRIDAY CLASSES TrainSen 0 Holy shit I never noticed that TrainSen 0 Holy shit just realized my last tweet didn't show no emotion but I'm so excited to meet Selena DMSNDNSMSM TrainSen 0 HOLY SHIT! What a fucjin fight TrainSen 0 holy shit y'all, Will's sister made a Quorn " turkey " roast thing and it's SO GOOD. TrainSen 0 Holy smokes @justinbieber is absolute fire! Side note : Beliebe it or not I didn't intentionally plan that pun but I'm psyched it happened. TrainSen 0 Home by myself with no one to talk to me is the best. TrainSen 0 Home from work :) Time for some food #HUNGRY TrainSen 0 Home Improvement Leads Dunlap, IA | Buy Leads - Business Leads #HomeImprovementLeads TrainSen 0 Home Improvement Projects You'll Love A TrainSen 0 Home Improvement with Sliding Doors TrainSen 0 Home is where a fridge full of food is ❤️ TrainSen 0 Home is where I have the luxuries of cable and cuddles with my cat 😺 TrainSen 0 Homeland Security campaign expands to sports TrainSen 0 Homemade steak pie and chips for tea tonight. Need it after the busy day we've had :) TrainSen 0 @homesweethomegn What an absolute amazing place. Nice food and such nice staff. Will be back again. 😊 TrainSen 0 @hometownoffic thanks for an amazing day ❤️, where's that follow you promised 😏 #HTAlbumSigning TrainSen 0 Homework done by 8? Well... time to catch up on honey boo boo online!? TrainSen 0 homework* isthis the sign that i will not finish my fili homework TrainSen 0 @Homuah Wow... that's mean. Love is crap anyway, never lasts long _ And people become jerks towards their friends TrainSen 0 Honda ADV adventure scooter concept - would be great for London traffic and potholes! TrainSen 0 honesltyy rewatching the xfiles is so much more important that my academic career TrainSen 0 honestly can't wait for highschool to be over so I can start the next stages in my life 😌 TrainSen 0 honestly gained so much respect for @NathanSykes today, thank you for making my bestfriend so happy TrainSen 0 Honestly have never laughed so much at a 1d interview in all my life! Will never bet @JRossShow TrainSen 0 honestly haven't laughed so hard while editing all year! 😂 TrainSen 0 honestly i almost just died bc my shower is so slippery lmao. Don't round 1 mini-motion and shower guyz TrainSen 0 Honestly I could careless about you and other people 😌 I have my people and that's all I need TrainSen 0 honestly if i roast u that means we good friends 😂 TrainSen 0 honestly i have to take a break from E4 if not i would die from all this bullshits TrainSen 0 honestly I'm mostly excited for a new tri cause then different classes and I get to meet new people TrainSen 0 Honestly I only watch #LHHH for she keeps it classy and she's never in any drama! TrainSen 0 honestly my family pisses me off more than most people ever could, but I love em regardless TrainSen 0 honestly one of the biggest fandom misconceptions that i have trouble with is the idea that grantaire is only attracted to one gender TrainSen 0 Honestly pets make me so happy. I loved to know I can make an animal happy just by giving it a hug or smiling at it. TrainSen 0 Honestly ppl need to watch what they say, do, and how they treat me cuz u don't know my life TrainSen 0 Honestly wish I had a money team that was built off the loyalty and trust. I'm doin this money shit by my lonely til proven otherwise TrainSen 0 Honeycomb pizza for tea tonight I reckon #Masterchef (@glassarmy ) TrainSen 0 @HoneyDip_ just got off 19 hrs debating if I'm going home to finish homework or pop out for a min TrainSen 0 Honey! Great news. I could charge my new phone to the account and I can then pay it in January when I have the money from school! ❤️ TrainSen 0 @HoneyPot08 That shit aint ez girl.. But I'm drinking it so I loose some pounds YASSSSSS LOL! TrainSen 0 @Honey_Spiffy @Lord_Tini @_BrownSkinLadyy bitch you got the game fucked up lol TrainSen 0 @HoodedItalian Leonardo's mind was taken off of planning the day at the smell of freshly baked bread. His fascinated side took over, and - TrainSen 0 @hoodrichosh bitch idek but they look cool TrainSen 0 Hooray! Who is ready for government today?! :D TrainSen 0 Hope alot of kings won't get mad at me I can test 75 virgins in a room where pass one pass all #Onmythrone TrainSen 0 Hope everyone had a great time at #collegeapplicationday! @ceramicschools #college #apps TrainSen 0 Hope everyone's all ready to sweat in school today.. I know I am! #noAC TrainSen 0 Hopefully I don't suck this weekend. TrainSen 0 Hopefully I pass my test too TrainSen 0 Hopefully Somebody Winning Streak Ends Tonight 😈 TrainSen 0 Hopefully today will be a successful makeup warehouse shopping trip today if not there's always the MAC warehouse sale in a couple weeks 💄 TrainSen 0 Hope I don't have a concussion?that would just top this good morning off TrainSen 0 hope it doesn't hurt TrainSen 0 Hope it rains hard enough to hear the pitter patter on the window. #Coziness TrainSen 0 Hope she bounces back. We all take L's in some form or another in life. True test of character is how we come back. TrainSen 0 @hopesmeels I'm dying they're arguing about fever like " fevers the fucking best! " " No! Fever is bullshit! " TrainSen 0 hope they cancel your show fucking boring I bet you can lick a pussy dry tho PS do something with that hair! TrainSen 0 Hope this kid makes it into the NBA so that Kristaps can dunk on him in the last year of his Hall of Fame career. TrainSen 0 Hope to see you tonight for the Roundtable Show. I'm talking #Bengals/NFL with TrainSen 0 hope u had an amazin day xoxox TrainSen 0 ) hope ur havin a amazin day u both deserve it! @katernbomb @JacquelineRuth9 #turnt TrainSen 0 Hope work goes nice n easy today.. Looking forward to this fancy dress party later. 😝 TrainSen 0 hope you all have a goodnight. lots of covers and stuff soon i promise. stay beautiful. much love x TrainSen 0 Hope you're happy. #thanksforeverything TrainSen 0 Hope you've downloaded the last episode of the podcast show. Get it here #Podcast TrainSen 0 Hope you woke up feeling good this morning dawg @nicoxdamon 😂 TrainSen 0 Hoping all the guys in @theghostinside and their crew come out of this okay. Keep them all in your thoughts today ❤️ TrainSen 0 Hoping I run into a large sum of money here in the near future because this being broke shit is getting old TrainSen 0 Hoping local football is on tomorrow! Looking forward to seeing me new team @afcperthcelyn in action! ⚽️ TrainSen 0 hoping shit gets better in this super crazy world TrainSen 0 Hoping shit will get better TrainSen 0 Hoping that we can skip the entire " New Year, New Me " bull shit tweets TrainSen 0 Hoping these babies are moving by tomorrow morning, haven't felt shit since yesterday evening TrainSen 0 Hoping the wonderful @indibell had an incredible birthday today! May this year be filled with many many Blessings! Xoxox TrainSen 0 Hoping This shit sticks through TrainSen 0 hoping this weekend doesn't totally suck TrainSen 0 hoping tomorrow is a good day, goodnight i love calum and michael is turning 20 soon holy shit TrainSen 0 Hoping to read a few of the hardcover books I have lying around this break. These things probably weigh 3 pounds each though holy shit TrainSen 0 Hoping you drop out and don't get into college and become the true piece of shit you are. Thanks lol TrainSen 0 @HornyFacts wishful thinking. The grass always look greener on the other sade TrainSen 0 Hosting a cross-party roundtable this morning with on creating a banking sector that serves the real economy TrainSen 0 Hot babe girl is naked playing with her big sex toy TrainSen 0 @hotboymorg 😱😱.. watch out, we got ms long hair don't care over here. TrainSen 0 hot down here M &M! We shedding eeeeverywhere 😹😹😹😹 Miss u guys xxx TrainSen 0 Hot guy boarding my flight #worththewait 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Hot pool fun in #Hanmer after a big day of training #timetorelax TrainSen 0 @hotsexybrendan it sounds really sarcastic TrainSen 0 @hotstartweets #IPKKNDEkJashn Barun, Were u surprised seeing the love and craze for the show and you in Dubai? #IPKKNDEkJashn TrainSen 0 #HotTake Hidden Valley ranch is overrated TrainSen 0 Hottest guy i ever saw was empty as can be so i punched him in the chin! Take that bitch boy!? TrainSen 0 Hottie opens her legs back and shows her tattoos TrainSen 0 Hour 19 of last day of shooting season 5. This about sums it up. TrainSen 0 @houseofcecilia Thanks for the Follow Ma I Need to Get My New Single " I'M A REAL ONE " 😘 😘 😘 DM Coming TrainSen 0 @houstonbred Got in on a Best Buy order. Not sure if it'll get canceled or not but as of now it's coming. TrainSen 0 How about the boosters use their buyout money to pay everyone's tuition amirite? TrainSen 0 How about the Syrian refugees that are built like brick shit houses? TrainSen 0 How about we do something spontaneous " " suck dick? " " Nah not something I do every weekend " Peace TrainSen 0 How am I supposed to do my home work with these distractions TrainSen 0 @HowardTatts you must have exciting Christmas '! You have an innate sense of knowing when the emotional tides a... More for Cancer TrainSen 0 How can a kid go to school when they don't have a consistent place to sleep at night? #NHHAW TrainSen 0 How can I earn your trust back? " You act like I can give you a list when in real life I can careless about you gaining my trust back. TrainSen 0 How Can I Get a Bad Credit Credit Card with a High Spending Limit? TrainSen 0 how can i love when im afraid to fall? all of my doubt suddenly goes away somehow... I HAVE DIED EVERYDAY WAITING FOR YOU. TrainSen 0 How can I love when I'm afraid to fall? But watching you stand alone, all of my doubt suddenly goes away somehow. TrainSen 0 How can my mum say she likes the xmas Costa menu 'fruits of the forest hot chocolate ' when it's 'blackforest ' 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 how can one be so interesting and wildly amusing? TrainSen 0 How can one forget about the spongebob episode with the fry cook games TrainSen 0 How can reactions be contagious in a way to spread the mind consciousness system? #Emotions TrainSen 0 How can we help boys love school? #boys TrainSen 0 How can you be a leader and have people fighting and arrested at your campaigns 😣 TrainSen 0 how can you be so stupid to do that, if you think it's cool to do that shit, it's not, you look like a fucking idiot. TrainSen 0 How can you compete against major companies? #success #business #entrepreneur #fail. TrainSen 0 How can you stay safe from ransomware? Tips from @CBSNews & #Cybersecurity & Wireless Tech Expert Scott Schober TrainSen 0 How Casual Hookups Can Help You Live a Better #Life » #onlinedating TrainSen 0 How come after every bad dwillz game nobody asks " oh still happy nets fans? " Like stfu please lol TrainSen 0 How come it takes something bad to happen for people to pray for people they don't know? Then when they're better, prayers disappear? TrainSen 0 how considerate of you to re-acquire Dondon, just to trade him again after a year.. SALAMAT NG MARAMI, ah! TrainSen 0 How could have this been the best year of my life, and then within months turn into a living nightmare 😔☹️ TrainSen 0 How cute is this! Ignorance is a bliss TrainSen 0 How did I get lucky with such a good best friend Wouldnt trade her for the world! TrainSen 0 How did I get so lucky! #sarcasm TrainSen 0 how did I get stuck babysitting TrainSen 0 How did it go from shorts to sweatpants weather literally overnight #notreadyforthis TrainSen 0 How did the defense grade against Oregon? It wasn't pretty. TrainSen 0 How did you come up with this? I agree with the numbers, except the zero percent chance of losing both. TrainSen 0 how does one make themselves " pretty " TrainSen 0 How does one write a paper on a book they've never read that's due tomorrow? #ChallengeAccepted TrainSen 0 How do I get the rights to " Chapel of Love " by the Dixie Cups for a student film? TrainSen 0 How do people read with that stupid android-weird looking font on their phone like that would bug the shit out of me. TrainSen 0 how do they eat so much before games i would die TrainSen 0 How do u squish a cupcake for no reason. I am devastated TrainSen 0 How do you expect me to survive today off of an hour of sleep? TrainSen 0 How do you get to be the Best? #success #entrepreneur #goals #business #startup., TrainSen 0 How do you know when a fire alarm is real cause I'm not running outside in my underwear holding my cat for no reason TrainSen 0 How do you pitch a movie or tv show idea? Who do I talk to? Who got the connections. TrainSen 0 How do you truly know if your leadership is effective? " Components of #Leadership #Effectiveness TrainSen 0 How each of the floors at my school smell like 1st :plastic and construction 2nd :rotten oranges 3rd :lots of sweat mixed with Axe body spray TrainSen 0 @Howelly123 are you bestfriends with like all the contestants on xfactor? follow me please luke xx TrainSen 0 However Indian vegetarianism and veganism are totally opposite idea. Im attracted by Hinduism.. Hindus recognise having cow milk is good TrainSen 0 However It Goes Down Just Know " I Love You " 😩 😘 TrainSen 0 However you commute, did you notice increased security today? TrainSen 0 How going to school gone teach me mo shit and the teachers said I wouldn't be shit RESTN N PEACE LA TrainSen 0 How good are you when it comes to Mathematics? Share your knowledge & help #Vita finish her math homework! TrainSen 0 How have you been? its really been awhile since we last TALKED (; — im fine thank-you & you are? 😳 TrainSen 0 How Having A Push Goal Can Help Affect Your Other Goals - #entrepreneur #business #smallbiz #goals #success #startup TrainSen 0 how? He was in a school full of children when it happened. I admit he planned it but he didn't do it himself. He paid people. TrainSen 0 @howiemandel Personal opinion & taste but for me 1st act is out,,, 2nd act at risk tomorrow night #AGT TrainSen 0 @howiemandel @tonyscottkern Until you can walk in Howie's shoes for 10 miles. Or do you sit higher then your higher spirit? Judging? TrainSen 0 How I'm really sick and have been for a while and they know how much I want to do well but they just keep making it worse TrainSen 0 How is it a nap if it's 5 hours long? You should just be getting regular sleep " #thanksdad? 😒 TrainSen 0 How is it possible that all the hate and anger i had inside of me for years just vanish in two seconds? TrainSen 0 How Israel pressures BBC into changing headlines : TrainSen 0 How i wish ada food in my car right now! Long drive with no food aint cool at all TrainSen 0 how long ago were you given that essay assignment? " " about 2 months ago " " and you still havent started? " " nope TrainSen 0 How long is Harry gonna grow out his hair TrainSen 0 How lovely! " Love letters represent a brazen courage, and for that reason, I love love letters. " TrainSen 0 how many absences can you have with a B to still get exemptions? please reply I'm really sick and curious TrainSen 0 how many cups till I'm immortal? TrainSen 0 How many followers do you get daily? 6 awesome new followers for me! Grow with TrainSen 0 How many posts can I make using " The First Thanksgiving " painting? #whosecounting #challengeaccepted TrainSen 0 how many prayers have you said for people who would never even waste a thought on you TrainSen 0 HOW MANY RETWEETS CAN THIS VIDEO OF THE LAST ONE DIRECTION OTRA GROUP HUG GET #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 How many school buses full of children do I have to hijack to get a response from you? #askjennette TrainSen 0 How many women love a guy with a smart bow tie? TrainSen 0 How much do you need in retirement? Watch Bucket Strategy Investing at 10:00 AM PT! TrainSen 0 How much you need to #invest each month to have $787, 355 at #retirement. Start investing now to reac TrainSen 0 How one female lawyer in India is fighting for women's rights TrainSen 0 How organizations can encourage people to be their best selves #HR via @HarvardBiz TrainSen 0 How Other Bloggers Have Helped My Recovery Journey on TrainSen 0 How people go on social media not expecting to read about tv shows like you dumb nigga TrainSen 0 How soon will you get back on your feet after #orthopaedic #surgery? Usually the same day. #physicaltherapy TrainSen 0 how tall are you exactly — I'm pretty sure I'm 5 '10 TrainSen 0 : How tf @_lisamariiie has more followers on here than me & bitch you just made your Twitter 😂 😂 😂 😂 😭 TrainSen 0 how the fuck does @chucktodd still have a job at which he's not laughed? TrainSen 0 How to ask my teacher out 😂 😜 TrainSen 0 How To Attain Good Results By Using Physical Therapy 98118 TrainSen 0 How to Be an Effective Single Father TrainSen 0 How to be brave? But when i see you stand alone all of my doubt goes away TrainSen 0 How to be brave? How can I love when i'm afraid to fall? But watching you stand alone all of my doubt suddenly goes away somehow 😢🎵 TrainSen 0 How to become your authentic self. Listen here : #Healthy Best #Beauty Talk Radio TrainSen 0 How to build a better relationship? ❤️ #Relationships #Love TrainSen 0 How to care for people. I want to walk in her shoes and follow her footsteps. I Love you so much. #prayers TrainSen 0 How to Encourage Customer Loyalty in Your Biz & Why It's Critical to Your Success → #SmallBizSquad TrainSen 0 How to find work you love : TrainSen 0 How to get 100,000 Real Twitter Followers [TUTORIAL ] #success #b2b #business TrainSen 0 How To Have The Greatest Relationship Of Your Life @consciousbride @MindBodyGreen Courses TrainSen 0 How to make a player better - correct technique - validate - build confidence - parents switch to a team with more wins - wait HEY TrainSen 0 How to make it easy for people to help you #success #business #entrepreneur #startup TrainSen 0 How to not get shocked exiting a car via @YouTube #science #physics - you go, Physics girl TrainSen 0 How to organize a successful meeting? TrainSen 0 How to pass a math test 101 TrainSen 0 How to plan a successful sales conference or meeting : TrainSen 0 How to tell if someone is too old/young for you TrainSen 0 How to turn your struggling business into a success - learn here : TrainSen 0 How To Unleash Your Best Work Every Day - #entrepreneur #inspirational #success #motivation #business #lifelessons TrainSen 0 How to write a really good paper : go on Youtube and learn how to French braid hair from videos on there instead TrainSen 0 How u brag about Tru jeans and big screen tv and yo rent only 1. 87 I be balling too TrainSen 0 How u leave yo mans down for a broke bitch most of these tuff niggas on some hoe shit TrainSen 0 how u talk bout somethin wit a hoeee? TrainSen 0 How we respond in times of adversity is the true test of character and strength. Do we lay down & give in or fight like heck & improve? TrainSen 0 How will I ever remember the codeword? It is so difficult TrainSen 0 How you niggas set up I'm never loosing my virginity 😂 TrainSen 0 @HTC_Rachel i did not know what to say, lol. Cuz im not ugly because i know i have a pretty face! TrainSen 0 @HTFMag @Grimezsz art angels is great track but the best on the whole album? This review is suspect ;) TrainSen 0 HTGAWM just stressed me out even more. I don't need this. TrainSen 0 @HuckDeep @RiotKobe Maybe it's not an open beta weekend then? GUESS I JUST GOT LUCKY YOU CAN ALL suck IT I AM THE GREATEST WOO! TrainSen 0 @hudsonsbay can you please bring back the 59 dollar pillow deal from yesterday. I accidentally only bought 2. #please TrainSen 0 @HuffingtonPost : Abstinence -only sex ed dominates in state with highest teen pregnancy " WOAH SHOCKER! TrainSen 0 @HuffingtonPost all actors should be paid under a $1 per day and face a barrage of rotten fruit and vegetables if their performance is off TrainSen 0 @HuffingtonPost 'Alleged " the key word here & never proven TrainSen 0 @HuffingtonPost good, let's also ban anyone getting public assistance & anyone declared a dependent by someone else TrainSen 0 @HuffingtonPost he's perfect. Conversation start like this," so you start by talking about her tits, and putting your arm around her. " TrainSen 0 @HuffingtonPost : How the drug war is bankrupting higher education #Shadow2012 " thank you pot smokers? #stupid TrainSen 0 @HuffingtonPost I don't know how you did it @HillaryClinton, because he sure wasn't funny this time. #SMH TrainSen 0 @HuffingtonPost makeup is an oppressive tool pushed on women, while they r wasting time on makeup, men are gaining & that increases the gap TrainSen 0 @HuffingtonPost Once they got past the shyness, he was swamped with people saying nice things, in fact he had to stop the line so piss off TrainSen 0 @HuffingtonPost @svdate the Trump political reality show will end he is not who he says he is he's not capable not fit for America TrainSen 0 @HuffingtonPost Trust me: there are many English Kings who secretly were "queens". TrainSen 0 @HuffingtonPost Would have been profession to give notice to @d_seaman Now, he's all freaked out and posting crazy theories on Youtube. 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TrainSen 0 @HuffPostPol you are correct Jason, very good. He is an old man and might not know what he is doing, but guided. TrainSen 0 HUFFPOST POSTED A ZAYN PIC AS A HEADER FOR AN ISIS ARTICLE TrainSen 0 Huge congratulations to @NetleyPrimary on a wonderful opening event yesterday. It was an absolute joy from start to finish! TrainSen 0 Huge #ff shout out to @GigitiUk as their work supporting #music is amazing. Love what do, so go check them out at TrainSen 0 huge shoutout to my cat for existing TrainSen 0 HUGE shout out to Y10 student Hannah Gardner who represented for the U16's against Germany TrainSen 0 Huge Thank You Too @DoItForDevyne, I'm Beyond Blessed Right Now & It's All Because Of You! Thank You So Much You're The Best 😩 😘 ❤😈🔒 TrainSen 0 Huggies by far is the worst freaking diapers ever, like they need to take them shit out the stores lmao fr. TrainSen 0 @Hughesy_7 happy birthday joey 😘hope you had an amazing day & stay safe tonight #legal 😝 TrainSen 0 Hug it out! You can rewatch last night's #ILoveKP on the CMT App or online : @KelliePickler TrainSen 0 @hug_mia02 Yay! I'm happy you have the boys new album! 😍 TrainSen 0 @HugotPhrase : Lord, thank You for waking me up today. I am healthy. I am blessed. I love You. Amen. TrainSen 0 Hugs and prayers, to you Mr. Sheen. We ALL make mistakes but sadly, yours were made public. It's NOT okay for people to blackmail you TrainSen 0 huh, who would have thought that I would wake up to pouring rain on move-in day? that's new. #fouryearsrunning #conncurse TrainSen 0 Huh wtf is wrong with me TrainSen 0 Human rights are women's rights, and women's rights are human rights. " Watch H's speech as FLOTUS 20yrs ago. TrainSen 0 _humbledBeauti provides a good example of something to #nuascannan TrainSen 0 Hungry cos I spent my lunch time finding best selfie lighting at work. Worth it tbh. TrainSen 0 Hungry is it lunch time or munch time 😊😀 TrainSen 0 Hungry & I want drinks TrainSen 0 #hungry #UKSOPRO #food Really hungry so its Friday Full English Breakfast this morning! #FlockBN @PagesofTools TrainSen 0 @hunterhall23 Pretty sure they still are TrainSen 0 Hunter is such a good friend to me TrainSen 0 @hunterrowland22 I really love you a lot and I wanna meet you so bad. You don't know how much you mean to me. I love you so much Hunter TrainSen 0 @HURLEYX3R0 Damn. xD Do you get people telling you to stop making duck faces in photos often? TrainSen 0 Hurray! I have finished " Road to success " task in Big Business HD for iPad! #ipad #ipadgames #gameinsight TrainSen 0 hurt Bruhhh... mood 100 to 0 TrainSen 0 Husband and wife singing tenor together... so sweet TrainSen 0 Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ loved the church and children obey your parents for this is right. TrainSen 0 @huskergirlie so glad you love them. Hope the little baby bed keeps her close to mama. 😄 ❤️ TrainSen 0 @hweiss27 That's awesome! On Monday you'll have to tell me how that works in it :) TrainSen 0 @hxsnewmalden looking forward to the girls hockey this afternoon although looks like we might get wet! TrainSen 0 Hyatt used to have a super generous and game-able offer where anyone with even Hilton Gold (through a credit card TrainSen 0 HYO'S GONNA LOOK SO COOL TONIGHT OMGGGGG TrainSen 0 @hyperionslut this didnt bother me w/ yellow bc it was subtle but this char was screaing IM SO MANLY every five seconds and when she TrainSen 0 Hyper -Realistic Tattoos You Won't Believe TrainSen 0 hyuk is so excited next to the girlgroups lol always dancing to their choreo i love him TrainSen 0 @HyunaSquad wtf that's so wrong and ignorant 😂 TrainSen 0 @HYUNGLINES No, I would hate being a teacher. 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Tell me, how did y'all find out, were the reactions iconic? 😩 😂 TrainSen 0 I always see cool ppl n then wish I was cool TrainSen 0 I always tell people I'm going to sleep but really I end up laying in the dark just thinking for like 2 hrs. TrainSen 0 I always vote no on this shit. As parents love to scream when I point out their kids are acting like jerks, " MY TrainSen 0 I always wonder if you smile at my texts like I smile at yours TrainSen 0 i am 100,000,000,000,000 % sure I legitimately failed that physics test TrainSen 0 I am 8 game winning streak against brian 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 @i_am9ice... nice one my mentor.. cant wait 4 it bro... bro Teslim said he can't make it 2 come dis weekend... till nest week... thank u bro TrainSen 0 @iamafoodblog @ultrateg @mollyyeh @FixFeastFlair my bags are always packed and by the door for a good trip TrainSen 0 I am all for new shows. But NOT when they interrupt my normal schedule. #amc TrainSen 0 I am a paleontologist. That's who I am. TrainSen 0 I am a " strong maybe " on just about everything. TrainSen 0 @iAmAustinJones oh gosh I love you so much Austin 😭 ❤️ you mean just as much to me. Thank you so much. TrainSen 0 I am a #Virgo because I am a great friend and a lovable person. TrainSen 0 I am a woman and proud to be who I am without disrespecting or denigrating any other people, race, religion or group of any kind. TrainSen 0 I am beyond heartbroken but it's better to have solved mysteries and lost than never to have solved at all TrainSen 0 I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence, I can reach for ; perfection is God's business. " - Michael J. Fox TrainSen 0 I am chill I don't need my mentions full of children like khaos TrainSen 0 I am determined to have my Chris as shopping done by December 1st so I can just enjoy the holidays this year. TrainSen 0 @IamdRiv3rs I've only had a sandwich but I've been drinking wine so I want steak lol TrainSen 0 @IamDrSmooth I'm surprised u haven't been drinking since 8 lol TrainSen 0 I am feeling pretty loved right now. I have awesome parents. #grateful TrainSen 0 i am feeling very good TrainSen 0 @IamFlaurentSoki two chavvy girls got arrested for real fighting over a £3 thong haha TrainSen 0 I am fortunate to be able to speak the people's language. We help bring an understanding to things they already know. TrainSen 0 @i_amgaurang You downloaded Mp3 from tubemate? TrainSen 0 I am getting closer to Bex. She doesn't like Chappy and Pat's her mate. She FANCIES Andy G and I'm her mate. It's better than nothing. TrainSen 0 I am glad he brought this to the top of the agenda. It will be for this community to have this real conversation TrainSen 0 I am going to keep claiming I'm immortal until the day I die TrainSen 0 I am going to start posting interesting/ amusing #quotes from some #reading I am doing involving #comics and other sources. Hope you enjoy. TrainSen 0 I am headed your way! Can't wait to play tonight. See you soon Houston. TrainSen 0 @IAmHer_IAmShe chile I was shocked like nigga I know ur feet cold 😭 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 I am #hot and u're #not! TrainSen 0 i am hurt so here is me spreading my pain from finding this text post about how it'd be dating jimin TrainSen 0 I am in an amazingly happy mood lately. Can't drag me down. TrainSen 0 I am in a super happy mood, because of #AbbayithoAmmayi TrainSen 0 I am looking forward to seeing you tomorrow! Just finished our dress rehearsal here at #CecilSharpHouse for TrainSen 0 I am looking forward to the football game on Thursday, Thanksgiving, and Black Friday shopping TrainSen 0 @iAM_MissJackson well I guess because they were missing pleasure p. TrainSen 0 @IamMoGreen yay you! Glad you're getting better x TrainSen 0 I am not a fan of injection medications. They are not fun. TrainSen 0 i am #not #coping TrainSen 0 I am #NOT going through this all over #again with another person I've fallen for #notokay TrainSen 0 I am not the father :) #bestfeelingever #thatbirddancetho TrainSen 0 I am not the type of dog who would keep you waiting, for no good reason. TrainSen 0 i am not your 5 minute cigarette break, you cannot light me up whenever you're in the mood, and put me out when you're tired of me. TrainSen 0 I am not your five minute cigarette break TrainSen 0 I am not your five minute cigarette break. You can not put me out after lighting me up. TrainSen 0 I am now 2 weeks smoke free, my CO levels are already that of a non smoker. Woohoooo! TrainSen 0 I am now regretting waking up early 😂 Im slowly falling back asleep while scrolling through twitter 😴 TrainSen 0 @iamrashidajones Just collected my twin sisters ' pension #fuckbitchesgetmoney TrainSen 0 @Iam_RawleAlkins Would be thrilled to have you in Chapel Hill! Love your blog! TrainSen 0 I am really going to enjoy watching strictly in Blackpool in my giraffe onesie whilst eating a Chinese takeaway #livingitup TrainSen 0 I am really good at waking up on my first alarm, turning the other ones off, and then falling back asleep while on my phone. TrainSen 0 I Am Really Such A Lovable Person You Can't Help But Love Me Lol TrainSen 0 @Iam_RhemaV NEVER MIND. GOT IT. YES! I 'LL LET U KNOW WHAT I THINK ABOUT IT BUT I'm PRETTY SURE, I 'LL LOVE IT. UR AFTER ALL THE 1 SINGIN it! TrainSen 0 @IAmRichTheKid : U a lame of you get played by a bitch " I flip it they calling me flippa TrainSen 0 I am running on no sleep this is not good and I need to finish my homework before break THIS IS DUMB TrainSen 0 I am sending prayers to the Divine Mother for you Benjamin. xox #Ayotzinapa TrainSen 0 I AM SO BEYOND EXCITED TO MEET @sophie_rose96 IN BRISBANE! #1989TourBrisbane TrainSen 0 I am so blessed in life now thank you universal energy TrainSen 0 I am so blessed to be alive at the same time as Liam and Zayn thank you mom and dad for forgetting the pill TrainSen 0 I am so blessed to have friends that truly care and want the best for one another TrainSen 0 I am so cool that even Ninbendo could not handle it and blocked me TrainSen 0 I am so damn stressed out and I don't need anybody to add on more stress in my life 😪 TrainSen 0 i am so detached and miserable i just got shocked by the sensation of my own cold saliva TrainSen 0 I am so excited I ordered the Drug Lord lipstick by @JeffreeStar #druglord #cantwait 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 I am so excited to meet my baby boy, he is going to bring my loved ones and I so much joy. God knows we all need this. 😍 TrainSen 0 I am so glad that Glenn is alive from The Walking Dead! TrainSen 0 I am so grateful that my " job " (its not even a job, I enjoy it so much ) is teaching kids how to dance TrainSen 0 I am so heartbroken... I really lost my favorite tie lmfaoo 😩 😭 😭 RIP SMOOTH FLORAL TIE. Gone but not forgotten. TrainSen 0 I am so heartbroken, shattered and distraught BEYOND WORDS... I lost my grandma last night... It hurts TrainSen 0 Iam so hurt 😞 whole screen shattered TrainSen 0 I am so incredibly thankful to be able to climb into a warm bed and to have people that love and care about me. #itsthelittlethings TrainSen 0 I am so lazy to charge my phone. TrainSen 0 i am so mad at grown ass adults who shove themselves in with all their weird nonsense in fandoms full of children, it's just like haikyuu TrainSen 0 I am sooo not a morning person.. Have a good day e 'rybody TrainSen 0 I am so proud to know these people. Awesome job #fall2015kairos #powerscatholic #LiveTheFourth TrainSen 0 I am so sad that #BastardExecutioner got canceled. It is one of the best shows I've seen this year. Such great characters and story. 😍 😢 TrainSen 0 I am so stressed I don't need this, this week especially lol TrainSen 0 I am so terrible at texting! I get distracted so easily TrainSen 0 I am so thankful to be a fan of such a great man 3 TrainSen 0 @iam_spl_ good night dear friend sweet sweet dreams 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 @iamsrk @ShirleySetia ka 90's Mashup is the best with all the alterations and her beautiful voice is simply awesome #teamshirley TrainSen 0 Iam stay glad ☺️, while you over there mad 😜 TrainSen 0 I am still a local artist who is making connections in northern cali, so i feel i am entitled to talk about these things artist go through TrainSen 0 I am such a fan of thigh tattoos 😍 TrainSen 0 @iamsuede If Apple had slavishly copied a Samsung product, but sold it as " better " then no way Samsung would sue Apple. TrainSen 0 I am super excited for @nbcsnl tonight! @Adele is going to be amazing! TrainSen 0 I am super excited for @nbcsnl tonight with @McConaughey and @Adele. Just a little over an hour! #SNL TrainSen 0 I am super excited to see Star Wars but I will say I am very excited to see Creed as well. I think I am going to go opening day TrainSen 0 I am the most happy girl @onedirection yayyyy amazing i Love it I'm dancing like a crazy lol TrainSen 0 I am tired &stressed. Have been working 18hrs yesterday, slept less than 3hrs, cont working for more hours today. So please, I don't need drama. TrainSen 0 I am to blessed to be stressed.. Thank you Lord for another wonderfully made day from you.. " #ALDUBSumptuousLunch TrainSen 0 I am too full of life to be half loved TrainSen 0 I am trying to look cool in this pic. TrainSen 0 @iamwill Wow never would have thought you'd stoop to tweeting your enemy TrainSen 0 @ian_sleepyface : @LadyMac__ Imma need some RAZHAE PUSSY this year " no Ian TrainSen 0 @iansomerhalder goodnight beautiful world TrainSen 0 @iansomerhalder @YEARSofLIVING @NatGeoChannel I'm officially dead please can my coffin be his face all around TrainSen 0 I appreciate being woke up this morning lord. It's a blessing TrainSen 0 I appreciate everyone that shows love man! That shit is a blessing. TrainSen 0 I appreciate everything that Oreo is doing right now TrainSen 0 I appreciate le mother blessing my facebook timeline with criminal minds TrainSen 0 I appreciate nerdy, geeky men, the ones I know are super hilarious and sweet. I would actually prefer one 😏 TrainSen 0 I appreciate that one blessing i have which is you @Mrs_larry_fly n i love this blessing 😍 😘 😘 😘 😘luv ya TrainSen 0 I appreciate the new followers, but you all are going to be treated mostly to nerdy law stuff and occasional snark about higher education. TrainSen 0 I automatically smile when you text me. TrainSen 0 @iBabyE it was a blessing bro, I appreciate it TrainSen 0 I became more full of life. TrainSen 0 I been silently laying in the dark for dumb long. So damn peaceful ✨ TrainSen 0 I been waking up on and falling back asleep. Hate nights like that. Not use to sleep at night ugh TrainSen 0 I be feeling good when I'm in class I use to hate school till I started college now I just do what I want when I want TrainSen 0 I be forgetting all about my tv I was just laying in the dark for hours 😂 TrainSen 0 I BEG TO DIFFER - Pakistan did it! " ABVP men assault 98 migrant workers in Karnataka, drag them out of train " | TrainSen 0 I believe in better days, that's why I pray TrainSen 0 I Believe In The Scriptures TrainSen 0 I be press for song Credit, that's my shit TrainSen 0 I be ready to hurt Trevor, I hate that nigga yo TrainSen 0 I bet a cannibal's fridge would look a lot like an office fridge : full of containers labeled with people's names. " -Julius Sharpe #quote 😂 TrainSen 0 I bet childhood obesity rates in Hidden Valley are completely off the charts. TrainSen 0 I bet liam was so excited to meet an avenger 😊 TrainSen 0 I be tryna lurk on @SixthOwtlaw tweets but all he tweets about is football. #FAIL TrainSen 0 I bet she turns around and says 'aww you're such a good friend ' TrainSen 0 I better enjoy not having classes on Friday while I still can because I'll be having two on Fridays next semester 😭 TrainSen 0 I better get me an umbrella for Bayou Classic, rain is definitely in the forecast TrainSen 0 I better pass this drug test too 😂 TrainSen 0 I be up for the nothing just laying in the dark TrainSen 0 @iBlackzilla and myself are just full to bursting on this tea tonight 🐸☕️ TrainSen 0 I bought a camera & took photos. They kinda suck but I'm learning. This was from #PCG23 in San Antonio last weekend. TrainSen 0 I bought me a Iron Man USB today. Yay! TrainSen 0 I bring back problem like big titties TrainSen 0 I brought a shopping cart into the mall yesterday and Sean rode in it. #rebel TrainSen 0 I call this the 'rainy day commuter butt ' via/r/bicycling TrainSen 0 i came here to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now TrainSen 0 I came home from the hospital to Rattle & Snap and slept in my Nanny's woodbox for a crib :) TrainSen 0 I can already see how today is about to go. Maybe I should just sleep the day away and stay to myself. Smh. TrainSen 0 @I_can_be_a_duck partially yes 😂 THANK GOD SHONDA DOESN'T WRITE ANY OTHER SHOWS I AM WAY TOO INVESTED IN I think TrainSen 0 I can be attracted to anyone but I don't see the point of labelling it TrainSen 0 I can be boring and say you lying cause there is no spur in Venda. TrainSen 0 I can be on tumblr and do my home work at the same time right? TrainSen 0 I can be really mean or really sarcastic, depends on the way you take it. TrainSen 0 I can be the most loyalists person in your life or your worst nightmare your choice TrainSen 0 I can careless about you, not give a fuck or anything, but as long as you respect me I'm good, just don't ever disrespect TrainSen 0 I can careless about you now TrainSen 0 I can clean any other part of the house but my room 😒 TrainSen 0 I can deal with a lot of dumb TV but there are some things that just really annoy me and tonight's TWD is one of those things. TrainSen 0 I can do that in the summer so Ima happy as hell! I hate school can't wait for it to be over with my next problem is grad school TrainSen 0 I can do what I want to. I play by my own rules? TrainSen 0 I can eat endlessly with a full fridge TrainSen 0 I can explain I swear TrainSen 0 I can feel the energy.. Some people are polite, cos they don't want any smoke. But the shits been lit. I deeped it. What a shame TrainSen 0 I can feel the grass bend under my feet I can taste the air and I swear it was sweet " @JTRevival TrainSen 0 I can French braid someone else's hair... And that's about it 😭 TrainSen 0 I can literally lay around in bed for hours doing nothing, I love it. TrainSen 0 I can never sleep on these long bus rides TrainSen 0 i can never sleep through a full night without waking up and falling back asleep a million times TrainSen 0 i can not be around people who are just in negative moods everyday, all day. like life is not that bad. there's someone out doing worse. TrainSen 0 I cannot believe it worked! That is mind blowing! #BigKiss! #BigCuddle! Xx TrainSen 0 I can not wait for Baby Alan to get here! ❤️ 👶 April please come faster TrainSen 0 i cannot wait for high school to be over man. TrainSen 0 I cannot wait to be back in California for the weekend. Vegas can suck it 😛 TrainSen 0 I can only sleep 4 hours TrainSen 0 I can relate to what you're saying in your songs, so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on. TrainSen 0 I can say that my thanksgiving break has started i'm so happy but i'm really tired atm TrainSen 0 I can see strength getting better in my knee, but still hurts like crazy :/ TrainSen 0 I can start back being that petty bitch 🅿️ TrainSen 0 i cant believe " baby its cold outside " was actually an illicit romance b/n santa and rudolph... shocked +appalled TrainSen 0 i can't believe im losing sleep because of this TrainSen 0 I can't believe I've had nothing to do these past two days after work! I Might as well keep those closing shifts! 😒 TrainSen 0 i cant believe my friends are all shit cunts wow same TrainSen 0 I can't believe this but I think I should sleep tbh 😦😦😦 TrainSen 0 i cant believe tomorrow is my last day off work im so depressed TrainSen 0 I can't believe TVD is finally getting canceled this is such a beautiful blessed day TrainSen 0 I can't believe you already have 18, i'm very proud of you, I love you so much and hope you have a nice bday TrainSen 0 I can't believe you just turned around and married some guy 12 years after we made out at that party. TrainSen 0 I can't be the only one that finds 'xoxoxo ' really sarcastic TrainSen 0 I can't decided if I need a hug, 6 shots of vodka, or a 12 hour nap TrainSen 0 I cant do my home work without listening a song or sing?problem ha ✨-me TrainSen 0 I can't do this, by myself. Please God, I need your help. Hear my prayers, & forgive me, for all of my sins. #FaithInGod TrainSen 0 , i Can Tell Rondell Gonna Be A Good Dad By The Way He Treat His Nephew ☺ ❤ 😍.. #CantWait #TheHayesFamily TrainSen 0 I can't even deal with this dumb skank on tv right now. TrainSen 0 I cant even lie, you been on my mind. It's killing me everyday yeah. TrainSen 0 I can't even remember how old I was when I started crushing on Fernando Colunga #TelenovelaBinge #Obsessed TrainSen 0 I cant feel my chest, my heart dropped, im breathing hard wow & then all these suicidal thoughts come again What a day. TrainSen 0 I can't forget my secret love for @Trent_DelSig 😜 TrainSen 0 I can't fw you if you can't be serious, if we're having a conversation & you laugh. Don't talk to me again. TrainSen 0 I can't help but hate you. You are such an awful person it makes me sick to my stomach TrainSen 0 i can't imagine him as a lawyer though like shit gets so intense & heated & he'd be like " spread all the love. h. " TrainSen 0 I can't imagine why you can't keep a boyfriend. TrainSen 0 I can't listen to it 😢 because I have stupid android! @camilacabello97 @ShawnMendes #IKWYDLSAtMidnight TrainSen 0 I can't listen to riser by Dierks Bentley without thinking about my mom. She's such a strong woman! TrainSen 0 I cant pass a permit test but i can weave thru trafic man smh TrainSen 0 I can't quite explain it ; porn is just porn. Bad acting and dialogue and just sex. There's nothing more. TrainSen 0 I can't reach the gas and the break when I drive my mom's car so it feels like an adventure every time I get behind the wheel. TrainSen 0 I can't remember the last time I needed a cigarette break so fucking bad. TrainSen 0 i cant sleep and not sleepy yet :( TrainSen 0 I can't sleep because I'm too excited to meet Michael TrainSen 0 I can't sleep.. my view rn is lovely. TrainSen 0 I can't speak about abortion at a university because I don't have a uterus MY HUMAN RIGHTS ARE ATTACKED #WhitePeopleProblems TrainSen 0 I can't stand the smell of freshly milked milk. Loool TrainSen 0 I can't stand when people look at me like I'm broke when I use my credit card for small purchases. TrainSen 0 I can't teach you my swag/ You can pay for school but you can't buy class " #Swagga_Like_Us TrainSen 0 I can't wait for 1st of December. The Bible starts showing on the History Channel! TrainSen 0 I can't wait for freeman to make history #SendFreemanToSpace TrainSen 0 I can't wait for my last season of high school softball & to rep my papa's number for him to smile down from heaven 😌 TrainSen 0 I can't wait for sunshine, cute bikinis, no school, and the beach TrainSen 0 I can't wait for thanksgiving so I can drink too much wine and avoid all my families questions about college 33 TrainSen 0 i cant wait for thanksgiving to be over with already so everyone can stop yelling at me for having my christmas tree up lmao TrainSen 0 I can't wait for the CPAC convention, or as it is known by its proper name.. #WorldToiletDay TrainSen 0 i cant wait for the day when gross people don't act like harry is some object who obviously want you because he was you know, NICE to you? TrainSen 0 I can't wait for this exhibition at @V_and_A! #lingerie TrainSen 0 I can't wait for this school year to end. TrainSen 0 I CANT WAIT OMG ITS TOO REAL IM GETTING SO BALD ITS NOT NICE TrainSen 0 I can't wait tell I have nerds do my home work for me TrainSen 0 I can't wait till convention and seeing all my show friends TrainSen 0 I can't wait till next week when I can stay up late & not have to dread waking up for school in the morning :-) TrainSen 0 I can't wait till this fucking cough goes away TrainSen 0 I can't wait till Zumba Convention 2012! TrainSen 0 I can't wait til my hair long enough to wear my knots in public TrainSen 0 I can't wait to babysit Baylee & Arya tomorrow 😊 TrainSen 0 I can't wait to babysit fluff again i ❤️ her TrainSen 0 I can't wait to babysit my niece tomorrow :-)😈 TrainSen 0 I can't wait to be a " Mrs. " 💍 TrainSen 0 i cant wait to be a nice person again TrainSen 0 I can't wait to be done with high school it's honestly so old TrainSen 0 I can't wait to be in my baby's arms again I get to see him today yay I hope :) I am stressing out about school TrainSen 0 I CANT WAIT TO BE REUNITED W/ YOU ALL yay #pals #bffs #onlyinitforthefood TrainSen 0 I can't wait to come home from school and play bo3 all day 😃 TrainSen 0 I can't wait to get home TrainSen 0 I can't wait to get out of highschool. Shit gets more corny everyday. TrainSen 0 I can't wait to get school over with tomorrow TrainSen 0 I cant wait to get some nice, salty country ham on Thanksgiving 😩 TrainSen 0 I can't wait to get summo tattoos TrainSen 0 I cant wait to get the fuck out of highschool TrainSen 0 I can't wait to go home after school tomorrow and watch greys anatomy TrainSen 0 i cant wait to go to bed when i get home TrainSen 0 i can't wait to go to highschool. TrainSen 0 I can't wait to go to the oyster fest ^. ^ TrainSen 0 I can't wait to graduate so I can spend every waking minute of my life at my old highschool - said no one ever (except for the pathetic few ) TrainSen 0 I can't wait to just start my life and move out and finish fucking highschool. TrainSen 0 I can't wait to make love to my bed. I'm so sleepy.! 😴 TrainSen 0 i can't wait to move into a different dorm and go to a different school TrainSen 0 I can't wait to not have classes on Fridays. TrainSen 0 I can't wait to play tonight TrainSen 0 I can't wait to play tonight, ten bucks I hit a dope shot tonight TrainSen 0 i cant wait to put 4 walls and hyyh pt1/2 albums on display how nice would that look TrainSen 0 I can't wait to reward myself with a full season of Jessica Jones right after school TrainSen 0 I cant wait to see Finding Nemo in 3D hear! TrainSen 0 I cant wait to see her next week I missed her man. She's so freaking nice TrainSen 0 i cant wait to see my first paycheck gunnna look very nice TrainSen 0 i cant wait to see sunny 😍 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 I can't wait to see the outside world my parents hoped of seeing! I'll see them in their stead. They would be proud! TrainSen 0 I can't wait to start college in the winter. I'm getting real tired of highschool drama and all the fake ass people in this small town TrainSen 0 I can't wait until 3rd mp, no more History and I'm taking drivers ed 😊 TrainSen 0 i can't wait until class registration is over tomorrow TrainSen 0 I can't wait until convention 😍 so many dance workshop so many acting workshop 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 I can't wait until I finish school & start my career where I don't have to work with high school kids. TrainSen 0 I can't wait until tomorrow after school oh my god TrainSen 0 I can't wake up, 'cause I ain't been to sleep. And, the stuff I got on, I been in it for a week. I gotta go to work. TrainSen 0 I can't with no wana b n everybody face ass bitch.. I like laid back, chillin bitches 😎 😍 TrainSen 0 I can watch The Walking Dead tonight 😭 ❤️. I feel like I'm dreaming 😔 TrainSen 0 i careless about you 😐 TrainSen 0 I careless about you, there for its no disscution TrainSen 0 Ice cram and an English sunset. Gotta try that soon. TrainSen 0 I certainly did not trounce Jet Black at a game of strip poker as well! Come on! I am full of life! " ╽Obviously downright absurdity ╽ TrainSen 0 Ice skating was really fun with him last night ❄️ ❤️ TrainSen 0 I changed my hair, I love it. There are several colors so my friend called it Red Velvet Kiss. Lol TrainSen 0 I changed my radio station for the first time today in 2 years #rebel #dangerzone TrainSen 0 I choose whatever brings the most chaos. I won't keep it for long anyway. They always end up under the couch. TrainSen 0 i chose brown sugar mini wheats TrainSen 0 I clipped and hit sticked a dude... And we won lol pretty good game TrainSen 0 I coming to school in oversized sweat pants my moms oversized sweatshirt and slippers TrainSen 0 I constantly see tweets about Arsenal on twitter. Thanks for keeping the world updated @ZachBaugus & @shawnxh. #HugeArsenalFans TrainSen 0 I continuously tell myself I'm gonna do my home work but I always end up lying in bed cuddling my textbook instead TrainSen 0 I coulda had my paper done 4 days ago but I get distracted too easily TrainSen 0 I could careless about you and what you doin ', bitch fuck you 😂 TrainSen 0 I could careless about you kid TrainSen 0 i could careless about you or what you got going on 🚮 TrainSen 0 I could do a dance 100 % correctly but still get laughed at for doing it wrong just because I'm white 😂 TrainSen 0 I could do you how you do me but that hoe shit don't run in my blood 👐 TrainSen 0 I could hands down do an assignment in an hour but i drag it out for myself ffs i get distracted so easily TrainSen 0 I could honestly careless about you little girls, but test me? I will rock your jaw 😉 TrainSen 0 i could never allow myself to wear sweat pants to school 👋 Pink or not. TrainSen 0 I could never push myself on no nigga who doesn't give me the attention I want TrainSen 0 I could not handle having a coffee shop in my building. I'd go broke. And mental. And broke. #TheBlock TrainSen 0 I could not handle living in countries where minus conditions are the norm TrainSen 0 I could not handle such an atrocity... I would go into a depression ☹ TrainSen 0 I couldn't ask for a better bestfriend ☺️ I love you Liv ❤️ TrainSen 0 I couldn't handle a night out with @Billson_11 #UglyAsChuff. TrainSen 0 i cOULDN'T SAY " SAYANG " THAT EASY BEFORE. WOW WHAT A HUGE IMPROVEMENT. TrainSen 0 I couldn't stop watching this. (Warning Butt ) TrainSen 0 I couldn't think of anything else because of the sound of the pitter-patter of the rain. It was just me and the rain and it feels good. TrainSen 0 I could probably ride my Razor scooter home down Main Street faster than if I sit in traffic. TrainSen 0 I could really careless about you. TrainSen 0 I could see me trying to finish all my homework an hour before it's due TrainSen 0 i could sleep for 4 days straight right about now. TrainSen 0 I could smell my mom's freshly baked banana muffins 😩 So tempted to go down and eat TrainSen 0 I creep on my followers when I finish my homework. sorry. TrainSen 0 I cried that day because u really wanted to be there with 5/5 😢 😍 #5quad #1yearof5quad #memories TrainSen 0 I cried tonight whilst watching the Cinderella movie trailer with Emilia... wtf is wrong with me! 😅 😭 😂 👑👸 TrainSen 0 i cry a lot for a heartless bitch with " no feelings " TrainSen 0 I cry everytime that video of Harry Styles getting close to the camera and yelling the lyrics to No Control TrainSen 0 i cry pretty easily for someone who claims im a " heartless bitch " TrainSen 0 ICYMI : At Pitt's football complex, the grass isn't always greener TrainSen 0 ICYMI, it's Football Friday time! Tell me what game you're looking forward to this week! TrainSen 0 #ICYMI, last week we launched the awesome LapseWorld! Take a look at TrainSen 0 #Idazzlemehair follow @iDazzleMeHair for beautiful, long lasting, hair to die for! Go get yo inches y'all 😂 TrainSen 0 #idazzlemehair Is awesome! Beautiful, long lasting, Virgin Indian hair! The best of any women would hope to have! TrainSen 0 I'd buzz over an asda create your own pizza for tea tonight TrainSen 0 idc how crazy a bitch is said to be if she out here disrespectin me she gone get hit TrainSen 0 i deadass shower so quick like dash TrainSen 0 I declare my name is my destiny to be mother for Ish Gibbor Chayil quicker full of children TrainSen 0 I dedicate this link to @francinelasala, @somesmart & @TomKingTK - (thanks to @BexTay ) TrainSen 0 #IDFArrests a UN reports says the attack was started when the streets were full of children. TrainSen 0 idgaf if u don't like me I bet u ain't going to do shit but stare @ me when I walk by, lurk through my shit, & wish I gave a fuck TrainSen 0 I'd give my left arm to be playing today in the opening round of Nationals ⚽️ TrainSen 0 Id give my right arm to be in the Paralympics TrainSen 0 I'd hate it if someone downloaded the music I worked hard to make for free. Me :downloads more songs on Mp3 for free. TrainSen 0 Id hate to be an judge on xfactor this year... They are all class @ReggieNBollie to win #XFactor TrainSen 0 I'd hire this smart classy young lady in a quick minute! She obviously has morals & values most young people don't TrainSen 0 I did great on my speech, aced my oral exam and feel great about my accounting exam. It was a great day! TrainSen 0 I did my best to you, nothing for me to do TrainSen 0 I did not charge my phone lastnight TrainSen 0 I didn't do my home work TrainSen 0 I didn't do my home work last night, I'm tired & sick, & my freaking northward is pink & my shirt is red but I'm colder then a mf so TrainSen 0 I didn't forget, it just slipped my mind when I could say something. Happy birthday. TrainSen 0 I didn't get junior swimming but I cooked a winning sole and mushroom bake in 1979, hence I'm a chef too TrainSen 0 I didn't realize how flavorless the ranch in Janzow was until I had some Hidden Valley ranch TrainSen 0 I didn't realize how many pictures I have of me and firas until I started making him a happy birthday video 😂 TrainSen 0 I didn't tweet this weekend cuz I was too busy petting my cat and living life, nerds. #Mopps TrainSen 0 I discovered the extent of my love for @RandPaul today when he yelled, " Bullshit! " and justified it with free speech. My kinda guy. TrainSen 0 Idk about other girls but if I get my hair done & I'm not outside long enough that people see it ; I gotta penalize myself. That's a write up. TrainSen 0 Idk.. feeling unwanted is not a good feeling TrainSen 0 idk how to feel about these bandwagon stans like i'm glad that J is adored by the GP again but im gonna need some of these hoes to fall back TrainSen 0 Idk if I posted this before but here's a picture of me being a Typical Brooklyn Nigga TrainSen 0 idk if I should sleep then wake up for phantasia or just stay awake TrainSen 0 Idk know why but in a really happy mood today TrainSen 0 Idk what I hate more : Selena, selenators, jelenators or my math teacher TrainSen 0 Idk why, but I love being up early on Saturdays TrainSen 0 Idk why but when a dude slams somebody that's attractive as fuck 😍 😍 😂 TrainSen 0 Idk why I am JUST NOW SEEING THIS BUT I FEEL BLESSED THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU ILYSM TrainSen 0 Idk why I found that so funny lol TrainSen 0 idk why it took me so long to realize that you ain't shit TrainSen 0 Idk why I wait til the last minute to do my home work 😫 TrainSen 0 Idk why people are surprised Freda did good in that battle. It's a known fact that women with strong noses are born winners. #Empire TrainSen 0 Idk why y'all be stressing over relationship & shit, y'all life's just beginning. TrainSen 0 Idk wtf is wrong w the sch or the people at sch like sup people i got swag but u aint nothing like me. TrainSen 0 Idk wtf wrong with me TrainSen 0 Idk wtf wrong with me this morning but this the 2nd person done scared me TrainSen 0 idky but you look cool TrainSen 0 😋 😋: idky but you're pretty and look cool TrainSen 0 Idk y I'm drinking lol ion got work in Tha am smh TrainSen 0 Idk y she even got her own bed, she always layed up with me! #iluvitdoe #bestfeelingever TrainSen 0 I'd like to stop sneezing & feeling like I'm going to sneeze. This ish sucks. Wish my mom were here to give me hugs n love. TrainSen 0 I'd like to talk a moment about how utterly shit the connections are in Black Ops 3. Good god are they bad and tenuous. So frustrating TrainSen 0 I'd love nothing more than to be sleeping in my own bed... 2 hours ago. #partypooper I ❤️ my bed 👵 😴 TrainSen 0 I'd love to know where the bus is TrainSen 0 I'd much rather watch a KDRAMA with meaning than any dumb American reality TV show. TrainSen 0 & i dnt giv a fuck abt ur view 😂 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 I dnt realy giv a fuck and my excuse is dat I'm yung n fre $H? TrainSen 0 I do all my work I just don't go to every class and pass every test TrainSen 0 I dodge certain bars because I just did laundry and I hate that my freshly washed clothes now smell like ass. TrainSen 0 I do! idk how I'm going to survive not seeing ur face everyday 😔☹️ay 😂, gay asf. I love u man 😍 😘 TrainSen 0 I do love a good ebay photo... @Alex_the_Beard may like it too TrainSen 0 I do my home work from the jump I just play stupid 99 % of the time TrainSen 0 I do my home work, I know enough iont gotta ask no questions! TrainSen 0 i done made it to 154.. i plays noo game lol TrainSen 0 I do not get those Insta pages where you have to DM your pics for a s/o. I bet some 40 yr old creepy dude is behind the scenes loving that. TrainSen 0 I do not know what is worse, negative people spreading lies and heinous things or the stupid people that fail to TrainSen 0 I do not know why, but I can not stop listening to " Dancing in my brain, " I can not stop dancing with this song. I love it @RitaOra TrainSen 0 I don't buy many songs but I'm being serious @iamdanielskye New song #WeGotUs is 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 I don't call my best friends best friend for the title. These my mains. The one I call when shit goes down. Spilling tea. Support. Love. TrainSen 0 I don't call myself " tri bi " that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Can we stop running that misquote please. TrainSen 0 i don't care about jessica & what she went through at all TrainSen 0 I Don't Care - @AramideMusic #IbadanTop10 TrainSen 0 I don't care because you don't care. TrainSen 0 I don't care. Farewell! Why don't you follow me? Leave me alone. Are you OK? Good bye! ―――『I am a pretty girl 』 TrainSen 0 I don't care how many years I've been on this earth, every single year I am shocked by how cold it gets in late November. TrainSen 0 I don't care if it's 5 minutes or a whole night, I just want to see you. TrainSen 0 I don't care if it's preseason the Eagles are 4 -0 TrainSen 0 I don't care if its rude to stare, you're cute, therefore I shall stare. TrainSen 0 I don't care if people love my films or walk out as long as they have a strong response " - Terry Gilliam #borntoday TrainSen 0 I don't care what you have to say, leave me be. TrainSen 0 I don't care who will survive in the battle of spicy because there my @CocaColaZero_IN is available #KeepItCoolWithZero TrainSen 0 I Don't Even Be Doing Nothing To These Weird Ass Bitches lol Y'all Really intimidated By Me 😂 😜 TrainSen 0 I don't even bother wearing a sweater whe. I leave the house cause it just gets hot down here TrainSen 0 I don't even drive my car anymore 😂 better for my gas tank TrainSen 0 I don't even know why I come home.. it's boring af and I have no friends here lol TrainSen 0 I don't even remember watching this game tbh lol TrainSen 0 I don't even think I like drinking anymore lol. TrainSen 0 I don't even understand why I cringe at everything TrainSen 0 I don't even watch tv anymore because the local tv programs are just too dumb. TrainSen 0 I dont expect anyone to handle me, just be there when my world starts crumbling down. You dont have to say a word, your presence is enough. TrainSen 0 I don't fight for people if they choose to walk away for no good reason. TrainSen 0 I don't get how chicks think it's cute when their boyfriends straighten their hair and do dumb shit TrainSen 0 i don't get how i don't give a fuck but i care so much at the same time TrainSen 0 i dont get mad at unnecessary shit i get mad at facts and the truth TrainSen 0 I don't get out much. I had a Boyfriend MIA when I started work who dumped me after I got my Job. #ronhacker #DEVASTATED #SUICIDAL TrainSen 0 I don't get the logic for exemption from unfair dismissal laws. If system needs reform, make the case. Otherwise, unfair is unfair. TrainSen 0 I don't get these Ppl these days Its bandwagon on bandwagon Saying u don't trust hoes but putting all your trust in em Js 😩 TrainSen 0 I don't give a fuck TrainSen 0 I don't give a fuck about a lot of things... But you... You're not one of them TrainSen 0 I don't give a fuck about you. TrainSen 0 I don't give a fuck... is usually my response to dumb niggas TrainSen 0 I don't give a fuck " *jacquees voice * TrainSen 0 I don't give a FUCK that I'm not in high school anymore I'm going to the state game because once a wildcat always a wildcat TrainSen 0 I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT Y 'ALL SAY I LOVE THE FACT THAT HARRY IS WEARING A FLORAL SUIT. STAY NEGATIVE, SWEETIES. TrainSen 0 i don't give a shit, i don't give a fuck TrainSen 0 I don't give handshakes because I don't want to get caught TrainSen 0 I Don't Give No Fuck TrainSen 0 I don't give of fuck if I kill myself TrainSen 0 I don't give you no good reason but baby don't give up on me. TrainSen 0 I DON'T GO SCHOOL EVERY MONDAY, I 'VE GOT MY REASONS TO SLEEP. DON'T YOU TELL ME HOW I SHOULD BE. TrainSen 0 I don't got no manners for no sluts. TrainSen 0 I don't go to church enough I curse out loud, I drink too much I'm more of a sinner than a saint TrainSen 0 I don't go to the doctor because I'm scared they'll do an X -Ray and find some weird organ full of all the Chef Boyardee I've ever eaten. TrainSen 0 I don't half miss hoots and calderwood #sarcasm TrainSen 0 I don't have any room for negativity in my life. All that negative energy takes up space that I could be using for good stuff! TrainSen 0 I don't have school anymore but --hahahaha TrainSen 0 I don't have time for anything anymore. It's just sleep, school and work. TrainSen 0 I don't have time to hate you. I don't care about anything. I'm just gonna enjoy my life, that life which I've dreamed of every night. ❤ ❤ TrainSen 0 i dont have to say a word ~ TrainSen 0 I don't know about any one else but I've had an amazing day TrainSen 0 I dont know how y'all can deal with a " prissy " boyfriend like that's the biggest turn off ever. 😷 TrainSen 0 I don't know. I don't care. {Pushing past Sam and walking into Bobbys, my mind thinking about @PurelyYourDemon } Next time I see her. She + TrainSen 0 I don't know if I'll be able to monetize all my videos I'd be rolling in the morning TrainSen 0 I don't know if I've ever mentioned that I love school jersey but I love school jersey TrainSen 0 I don't know what I am more happy about the fact that Jersey Shore was cancelled or today is the last day of the RNC. TrainSen 0 I don't know what I like more, having a boyfriend or a fridge full of food. 😒 TrainSen 0 I don't know what my motivation is right now I guess it's to beat up nerds harder than before It's probably bad to have that motive TrainSen 0 I don't know what to do with my life besides get high and make music TrainSen 0 I don't know who just downloaded the heck out of past episode " 27 - Delta Farce (2007) " But we hope you enjoyed it. TrainSen 0 I don't know why I'm on twitter when im angry because some of you hoes do three much bandwagon attention fighting hoes... yall aggy sometimes TrainSen 0 I don't know why I was hoping today would be good bc once I got out of bed it went to shit TrainSen 0 🐨- I don't know you shawty but you look cool 😎 why this emoji tho? TrainSen 0 I don't like any one of you... Because I love you all LOL thanks for an amazing trip! TrainSen 0 I don't like Jennifer Hudson. so what! Yes I said it.. #LadyDEnt... — feeling fantastic TrainSen 0 I don't like to do anything since my whole body is freaking painful TrainSen 0 I don't live in my fears, i just swallow my tears, It ain't all in my head, life is just a nightmare TrainSen 0 I don't live on campus and I'm always packed TrainSen 0 I don't live with my fears, I just swallow my tears, it ain't all in my head, Life is just a nightmare TrainSen 0 I don't mind spending everyday. BUT pay me back. HAHAHA at its best. TrainSen 0 i don't need a relaxer my hair aint stressed out TrainSen 0 I don't need this school stress right now... I'm already stressed enough about making my fantasy football league's playoffs TrainSen 0 I don't need to be stressed in college TrainSen 0 I don't question lineups very often. But from what I've been told, Scuderi was really sick on Saturday. Was perfect time for Clendening. TrainSen 0 I don't really know if I agree that there is " nothing to do in Quincy. " Trust me if you really want, you can have fun TrainSen 0 I don't really mind, lol! I love both Kylie and Rach :) And Mike is the main reason why I'm hooked on Dome, so... Yeah :D TrainSen 0 I don't see how people don't have jobs... like y'all don't feel like bums not knowing where you next check coming from? TrainSen 0 i don't see the point of holding grudges i just don't give a fuck & keep it moving TrainSen 0 I don't show my emotions anymore because I've been laughed at for having feelings TrainSen 0 I don ´t smoke free roll joints TrainSen 0 i don't stay mad very long, but i cut people out the second they show they are able and willing to hurt me. TrainSen 0 I don't think anyone will ever understand how much I hate my geometry teacher TrainSen 0 I don't think anything can be worse than a negative thinker. TrainSen 0 i don't think he thinks that far ahead... cuz i been thinking about forever TrainSen 0 I don't think I can express how much I hate my literature class TrainSen 0 I DONT THINK I EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE TrainSen 0 I don't think I've ever laughed that hard 😂 TrainSen 0 I don't think this generation will ever understand the language of love letters. TrainSen 0 I don't Twerk, I do my home work TrainSen 0 I don't twerk twerk, I do my home work work TrainSen 0 I don't understand how a lot of y'all are experienced in sex... must be boring. I'll pray for you. Maybe. TrainSen 0 I don't understand how people copy tattoos from the Internet or after someone else can't you think of something original TrainSen 0 I don't understand how people party every single night. However, I have never been to a party, At least not one of those parties. :/ TrainSen 0 I don't understand niggas I swear TrainSen 0 I don't understand why cece throws shade then be like no one was talking about you pussy asf like ya bestfriend TrainSen 0 I don't understand why people think we do things for them, If I smoke weed why are you so bothered? Ninesdina shame TrainSen 0 I dont usually crave for sweet drinks/ food, but my craving for wintermelon milk tea tonight is too stronkkkkkkk TrainSen 0 I don't wanna go to my conference with my teacher and there's like a mutual hate between us this is gonna be great TrainSen 0 I don't wanna rush. God has a perfect timing. I know it will be all worth it. ☺️ ☝️ #worththewait TrainSen 0 I don't want another pretty face, I don't want just anyone to hold, I don't want my love to go to waste, I want you and your beautiful soul TrainSen 0 I don't want any " bestfriends ", I'm good on that. These women are crazy. TrainSen 0 I don't want kids, but then I see some cute kid doing some cute shit and ugh. TrainSen 0 I don't want to dream of you anymore. I want you for real. TrainSen 0 I don't want to get caught TrainSen 0 I don want nobody but Youuu, kissin on my tattoos TrainSen 0 I do shit out of love not to throw it in somebody face. Not everybody built Likk that tho TrainSen 0 I doubt quite think Tuesday can come any faster 😏 😄 TrainSen 0 I do what I want. #Rebel TrainSen 0 I do what I want when I want!.. but I do it really sneaky so I don't get caught TrainSen 0 I downloaded a game from Amazon Underground and then they emailed me saying that I got credit for free MP3 downloads on their site for it? TrainSen 0 I downloaded a mp3 of Asgore's theme with the special intro AND EVERYTIME U HEAR IT I AM FILLED WITH DETERMINATION! TrainSen 0 I downloaded mp3 06 -escape_the_fate -smooth. mp3 - TrainSen 0 I downloaded the Hamilton MP3 immediately after leaving the B 'way show Oct. 24! It's WONDERFUL! TrainSen 0 i downloaded the undertale ost as mp3 then downloaded it as flac even though there's like a 5 % chance i'll hear any difference TrainSen 0 I'd probably do the same if I had that much money we all would TrainSen 0 Id rather focus on the actuality and reality of my waking life than rely on the possibility of my nightmare TrainSen 0 i'd rather just draw but im not good and kimizuki's hair is like 1 inch long TrainSen 0 I'd rather look back at my past and say, " I can't believe I did that! " instead of saying " I wish I did that. " TrainSen 0 I dreamed that my cat died and the first thing i did was looking for her 😽 TrainSen 0 I dream of a land of peace where everyone can live in harmony. " #ALDUBSumptuousLunch TrainSen 0 I Dream Of A Land Where Everyone Is At Peace With Eachother And Whether It Be Peacefully Or Violently, I Will Achieve This. TrainSen 0 I dream of using the bathroom in peace. TrainSen 0 @idreamsilvia thanks! It was great, though I'm kinda bummed to be home now. Philly is just kinda " eh. " TrainSen 0 I dream the impossible dream and will reach that unreachable star - A WORLD OF PEACE. Thank you everyone for TrainSen 0 I dreamt that @matociquala was tattooing herself next to a bonfire with liquid courage from @StevenBrust. My dream brain has the best ideas? TrainSen 0 I drink too much coffee TrainSen 0 I drink too much coffee. And Youtube emailed me! I feel special XD TrainSen 0 I drink too much to be a nun " - KASH money's new mascot @samchaney2 (aka toast ) TrainSen 0 @iDrive_UiNsane You wasn't even singing! You was yelling! 😩 😩 TrainSen 0 I drove longer than I was in class. I hate college TrainSen 0 I drove my car for the first time #bestfeelingever TrainSen 0 Id see how grown Women are bestfriends with kids fam. Imma need you to Get yo life 😕. TrainSen 0 id take a dancer boy over any athlete 😍 TrainSen 0 @IDTheftSupport robbed them of their career and their life. Devastated lives and communities and industry and countries. R u kidding me? TrainSen 0 I enjoyed having all of the @ksregents here at @WichitaState to show off the great things happening on our campus. TrainSen 0 I enjoy watching the NFL, a lot. I do not want any more Thursday night football. It's a terrible, terrible product. TrainSen 0 I entered the #Giveaway for a chance to win awesome prizes! TrainSen 0 i envy people like @RomanAtwood... NOT because of his success but because of his family and foundation of love surrounding him. TrainSen 0 I especially hate how the smell sticks to freshly washed hair TrainSen 0 I expect a daily report of what happened at school when you get home.. (I am your dad, don't forget ) TrainSen 0 @I_Exude_Sarcasm they were up by almost 30? Lol you have never seen this happen? TrainSen 0 If a baby girl gets aborted, do and celebrate " women's rights " as a result? #mepolitics TrainSen 0 If abortion is for women's rights, then what were mine? TrainSen 0 If a girl ever says " Wow " in an argument she's secretly wondering how she could be dating such an idiot TrainSen 0 if a gril cry to sleep thinking about shit you did, you fucked up bruh! TrainSen 0 i failed my physics quiz today lol TrainSen 0 I failed my physics test, I'll just rob a bank. TrainSen 0 I failed my physics test im laughing TrainSen 0 I fall in love much too easily #ObjectsofDesire @Chapel_Gallery @LoveOrmskirk TrainSen 0 I fall in love very easy... But I love being loved TrainSen 0 If a man can't keep his weave under control, how will he keep our country under control " - @k_annemarie18 TrainSen 0 If a mf don't care if you eat the whole day they could careless about you period.. You can die from starvation right? TrainSen 0 If ANYBODY at all wants to go to see Knuckle Puck tonight. I will drive and pay for gas if you buy your own ticket ($18) TrainSen 0 If any lovely people out there want to help this come true #fundesistravels TrainSen 0 if any of you idiot sluts can tell I'm clearly dressed as calamity jane rn TrainSen 0 If anyone doesn't know what to get me for Christmas, buy me @iAmAustinJones concert tickets. (& gas cards so I can drive there ) THANKS. TrainSen 0 If anyone has any local connections to the American Diabetes Association, I'd love to talk... thanks! TrainSen 0 If anyone is wondering, I just confirmed what we've thought for a long is stupid. TrainSen 0 If anyone knows someone that needs food for Thanksgiving inbox me so I can take it today... #Love being a blessing to others TrainSen 0 If anyone's feeling a lot of anger and would like to release any sort of frustration please direct it this way Smh TrainSen 0 I favorited a @YouTube video Hollywood Undead - Christmas In Hollywood (W/ Lyrics ) TrainSen 0 If Bo spent half as much time finding adjustments as he does yelling at officials this team might have a chance TrainSen 0 If Carrie Bradshaw married Aiden Shaw the only thing she'd be losing is " Brad " #deepthought #coincidence TrainSen 0 If Chelsea had lost, Mou would have blamed it on Arsenal or smthn.. at least Wenger knows we were shitty 😑 TrainSen 0 I fcked my hamstring up my last day at work racing. TrainSen 0 I feel amazing right now TrainSen 0 I feel dumb for not making the Sopranos connection but that's what we have tv critics for. TrainSen 0 I feel good tonight but tomorrow I have to study for 4 tests, finish 2 art pieces, and complete 4 pages of homework. The life. TrainSen 0 i feel guilty being attracted to the idea of the treadmill when God clearly created mountains and trails for us to run on. TrainSen 0 I feel Iike that was a really sarcastic lol and Zayn's about to go off TrainSen 0 I feel like actually shit. I fought so hard, and I still lost. IM SO HEARTBROKEN. TrainSen 0 I feel like being really sarcastic today TrainSen 0 I feel like crap. I just love being sick. TrainSen 0 i feel like going to publix and splurging on fruits n yummy shit TrainSen 0 i feel like if i could do cool hair styling stuff i would just use the skill to make my pubes look awesome TrainSen 0 I feel like I have my life together when I actually do my home work at home and not at lunch or break TrainSen 0 I feel like I haven't mentioned my birthday much? #soz TrainSen 0 i feel like i'm always the one putting effort into everything i do and all people do is take my actions for granted like fuck that shit TrainSen 0 i feel like I'm always the only one awake on long bus rides TrainSen 0 I feel like I'm the only one super excited for Christmas this year 🎄 TrainSen 0 I Feel like it's my duty to give some mockingjay : part 2 movie review. All in all the movie was great though some might say it was rather TrainSen 0 I feel like it's the nastiest shit EVER to have your dog lick you on the face... especially the mouth. Like, YUCK! 😷 TrainSen 0 i feel like jungkook would be really intimidated by all of twice and would not be too condifent to approach/interact with them 😂 TrainSen 0 I feel like Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez's new albums are honestly just love letters to each other that the whole world gets to hear TrainSen 0 I feel like the charge cord being at the bottom of a phone is a design flaw. My kids want to rest the phone on the table as they play TrainSen 0 I feel like the same lovable person I always was. Except now I'm by myself, doing it all myself. TrainSen 0 i feel not really okay today, let's have fun when my kokoro feel better. see you later lovelies TrainSen 0 I feel really intimidated by the connections people have already made TrainSen 0 I feel really sick and I have a 2 hour car journey ahead of me? TrainSen 0 I feel really sick I need someone to take care of me aka my Nanna haha :( TrainSen 0 I feel so alive right now... Sorry to those with hangovers TrainSen 0 i feel so happy and safe and loved and loving it's too much i can't handle it TrainSen 0 I feel so loved -. - TrainSen 0 I feel so much better and my voice is semi-normal. TrainSen 0 I feel super happy today & if someone ruins my mood, today will be the last time they see the light of day TrainSen 0 I feel that the Chicago Bulls will end the Warriors 13 -0 winning streak 😈 #SeeRed #LetsGoBulls TrainSen 0 I feel very hurt that I wasn't invited today @DwayneForsman TrainSen 0 I feel worse than shit TrainSen 0 I felt my blood being exchanged for vodka and was glad TrainSen 0 If everybody could also vote for my good friend @mikedolbear for Educator of the year that would be AMAZING! Xx TrainSen 0 If everyone started off the day singing, just think how happy they'd be. TrainSen 0 If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. " - Andrxtti TrainSen 0 @iffyxo_ Omg you sound so serious lol it's kinda scaring me. TrainSen 0 If Gabe Kapler is named the Dodgers ' new manager, the bandwagon is gonna tip over with thirsty ass hoes. TrainSen 0 If guys wanna leave early let them go. If they don't then that's awesome. Not a subject to get mad about. Kids make bad decisions. TrainSen 0 If he come to ur cheer competition uk he a keeper #Bestfeelingever ☺️ #supporter TrainSen 0 if he doesn't sort it out soon then he has to go.. Moyes Rodgers both available someone who plays free flowing football TrainSen 0 if he tries to catapult you off the air mattress I'm finding a new family bc obviously ours is full of children TrainSen 0 If high school didnt teach you not to give a shit about what people think then you probably missed out on the biggest lesson of your life TrainSen 0 If I actually " spoke my mind, " I'd be in deep shit. TrainSen 0 If I already know the truth then why tf you lien about simple shit bitch we ain't together TrainSen 0 if I can go four hours without smacking the shit out of you, you can go four hours without a cigarette break. TrainSen 0 If I didn't have a phone, I would get so much work done, I get distracted way too easily TrainSen 0 if i didn't have Twitter i would explode on someone. possibly literally. it's a need to release anonymous frustration about people & things. TrainSen 0 If I died todaү would үou be satisfied with the last conversation we had...? Let that sink in. TrainSen 0 If I die young, bury me in satin, lay me down on a bed of roses, sink me in the river at dawn, send me away with the words of a love song TrainSen 0 If I Don't Fuck W/ You I Won't Pretend Like Everything All Good 🚮 TrainSen 0 If I don't get Adele's new CD for my birthday or Christmas I will be devastated. TrainSen 0 If I don't like you then I'll tell you don't assume because half the time I could careless about you. TrainSen 0 If I don't stop eating these little doughnuts, I'm not going to be hungry at lunch time. 🐷🐷🐷🐷 TrainSen 0 if I even have one... HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU ALL I'M IMMORTAL TrainSen 0 If I gave a shit, it would be on your face. TrainSen 0 If I get shushed one more damn time in this class imma flip shit #you #not #my #momma @d_harp__ TrainSen 0 If ignorance is bliss why aren't more people happy? TrainSen 0 I figure just wish everybody the best and hope the energy comes back. If not shit don't stop anyway. TrainSen 0 if i had a dollar for every assignment ive failed in physics TrainSen 0 If I had that tell me how much they appreciate me daily will be such a blessing in my life rn. TrainSen 0 if I hang out w/ my friend and she has no money on her but I do we both still gone eat and I'm not gonna hit you with that pay me back shit 🙄 TrainSen 0 If I just tweeted about space elevators and satellites from now on, I wouldn't have to change my Twitter account. #hownice TrainSen 0 If I knew we were going to end like this I wouldn't of told you my secrets, TrainSen 0 If I know more than you, then your in big trouble. #Painful #FactsAboutMe TrainSen 0 if I made a game with a person who fights with candy, with the word candy in it. i am infringing on your copyrights? TrainSen 0 If I make it through this class and packing so I can study for my exam tomorrow morning that would be great TrainSen 0 If I'm really sarcastic with you I either really like you or am really annoyed with your crap. Have fun figuring out which TrainSen 0 I finally took a breath after holding it for the last 4 hours. Good game Dawgs! #Clangaclanga #HailState — feeling relieved TrainSen 0 I find it amusing that the mountain dew seemingly was making my heart slowly failing, its an interesting feeling to say the least. TrainSen 0 I find it difficult to appreciate the attention from random pitball lookalikes with slightly rapey tendencies TrainSen 0 I find it funny the only time you talk to me is when you need something TrainSen 0 I find it hilarious how the Chents making out in the hallways be lookin like brother and sister TrainSen 0 I find myself laying in the dark in silence way too often TrainSen 0 @IFinesseThePlug correction we are the shit*! 😌 TrainSen 0 I finish 1 part of my English homework TrainSen 0 i finished my math homework yay TrainSen 0 If I said I missed you that would be an understatement. TrainSen 0 If I say " ok " during an argument, that means " shut the fuck up ", not " keep explaining your point ". TrainSen 0 If I say the word " shit " on fb my mom deletes me. My sister could post " fuck bitches get money " and my mom would find it hilarious. Cool TrainSen 0 If I sing around you I am 150 % comfortable with you because I cannot sing for shit. TrainSen 0 If I smoked, this would be a perfect time for a cigarette break. Alas, I don't smoke. So I'll eat junk food. #SurvivorSeries TrainSen 0 If I stay up studying all night tonight, tomorrow and Sunday, I MIGHT pass my Portuguese test TrainSen 0 If it aint 1 thing its another TrainSen 0 if it doesn't make money, it's a hobby #Mrwonderful #takeitbehindthebarn TrainSen 0 & If it goes down.. nobody can't tell me nothing about her, that's my heart! Happy birthday bestfriend, I love you 😜 😓 TrainSen 0 If it is not Party you want then fair enough you have to leave, like many did over Blair. No shame, better than bitching @arobertwebb TrainSen 0 If it is not right do not do it, if it is not true do not say it. TrainSen 0 if its not concise i get distracted too easily TrainSen 0 If it's not one thing, it surely is another.. :( TrainSen 0 If it's really hard for you to not be an asshole, don't reply to anything they post ever. TrainSen 0 If it still hurt, you still care TrainSen 0 If it's true then yay, but HollywoodLife ALWAYS bullshits. I wonder who their so-called " source " actually is TrainSen 0 If I was a shitty fan I wouldn't care that we lost to Northern Iowa. I'm actually curious :-) TrainSen 0 If I were an extra in a movie I'd be 'Guy on cigarette break ' TrainSen 0 If I yelled at you today I deeply apologize, hella stressed and I don't need people's side comments or not cooperating TrainSen 0 If Justin Bieber can remain relevant, you guys can pass this test TrainSen 0 If kids drown at sea, that will be on your conscience. TrainSen 0 #IfLiterallyMeantLiterally then I'm immortal. Cause I've killed myself hundreds of times. TrainSen 0 If my baba would do this but be really sarcastic about it and end every sentence with " ya kelb ya ibn I'll Kalb " TrainSen 0 If My Boyfriend Doesnt Want Me Doing Something, I Wouldnt ✊He Doesnt " Control Me " But I Respect Him & What He Wants 🅿️ TrainSen 0 If my cat fucked up my Christmas I'd have him put down. #Sainsburys TrainSen 0 If my dad had just LET me be an athlete.. life would be soo much easier. TrainSen 0 If my internet wont suck ass this weekend i'll upload a video TrainSen 0 If my mom wasnt my mom i think i would snuff the shit outta her. -____ - TrainSen 0 If my next girl could braid my hair. That'd be tight. TrainSen 0 if new york and california were way closer to each other the world would be a better place TrainSen 0 If night time thoughts are keeping you awake, write them all down. This clears your head and makes it easier to sleep. TrainSen 0 If nobody told you this today you're beautiful and deserve the world, Goodnight everyone. TrainSen 0 if only everyone was straight up about everything. TrainSen 0 If only females could put their phone away long enough for it to charge TrainSen 0 If only I had @tydollasign voice, damn I swear I'd be hitting on more women than Trey got.. Uuh yeah TrainSen 0 IF ONLY I LIKED SINGING KARAOKE they have Remember and Beautiful Liar TrainSen 0 if only my teacher knew how much I hate this song lmfao TrainSen 0 If only these nonprofits had hands. They could give the finger to Gov. Abbot. TrainSen 0 I forgot how hilarious my sister is @allybrooke00 TrainSen 0 I forgot how interesting and amusing twitter was TrainSen 0 I forgot how much I love my bed 😍 TrainSen 0 I forgot the in one of my last tweets. TrainSen 0 I FORGOT THERES A CURSE. I THOUGHT MY TV WAS BEING DUMB LMAO TrainSen 0 I forgot to charge me phone last night 😅🔋 TrainSen 0 I forgot to do my home work 😓 TrainSen 0 i found a way to transfer downloaded mp3 files to my iphone w/o itunes! didnt think it was possible w/o jailbreaking 🙇 TrainSen 0 I found bliss in ignorance TrainSen 0 I found out who my true friends are and who aren't my true friends yesterday TrainSen 0 I found this great EDM track on youtube #EDM #great TrainSen 0 If part of the formula for #SUCCESS is #FAILURE, then YOU are on the right track, #challenges in #Business TrainSen 0 If people knew enough about your book, they'd buy it. They just don't know about it. " - TrainSen 0 iFrames are the way forward TrainSen 0 I freaking hate my math class 😠 TrainSen 0 I freaking loved All State but there's nothing like going home to a hot shower and slipping under the covers TrainSen 0 I freaking love @Smallzy 😂 good interview my friend, Australia will be fun. TrainSen 0 i freaking spent half my sunday in bed, but its okay i love sleep. 😊 😆 TrainSen 0 If servers are working by the time I get home.. It will be a #RainbowSixSiege #stream! 😍 #Kreygasm Will tweet when live! ✌️ 🍥 TrainSen 0 if she not crazy she not right TrainSen 0 If she's not there when you go to bed, then use your every waking second to write her a love letter to bring her back beside you. TrainSen 0 If someone seems erratic to you today, remember that you're th... More for Libra TrainSen 0 If Tanji Don't Come For Thanksgiving I Swear I'll Spazz. TrainSen 0 If the conversation is gonna be dry, then I don't need no further explanation of what kind of person you are. TrainSen 0 If the grass on the other side of the fence appears greener... it must be all the fertiliser they are using! TrainSen 0 if the Keeping Up With The Kardashians premier thinks it's going to interrupt my Walking Dead schedule tonight they're so wrong omg TrainSen 0 if the Knicks Houston game is this good next Sunday then I'm in for a treat #cantwait TrainSen 0 If the next performance doesn't throw me outta my seat. I'm going to do my home work. #AMAs TrainSen 0 If the Parliament and committee meeting was successful it help the official meeting in choosing the members of the three legitimate parties TrainSen 0 if there's one thing I could not handle in the jungle it's those fuck off massive spiders TrainSen 0 if there's one thing i hate, it's children yelling and screaming. this time it's outside my apartment TrainSen 0 if there's something an artist doesn't do is hate his fans don't worry TrainSen 0 If there's something I hate in this life, It has to be people who even having a thought of someone else while they are in a relationship. TrainSen 0 If There was no more chocolate at all All men would Be Like Oh, Shit Run And hide The women are On a Freaking Demonic Rampage! TrainSen 0 If the shit ain't real I don't want it TrainSen 0 if the sweet old man dies i swear TrainSen 0 If the @ufc is really smart they would put @cmpunk in #UFC200 cause that is awesome! #UFCMonterrey #CantWait TrainSen 0 if they could finger a girl as fast as they could type their wives would be much happier TrainSen 0 If they don't fight for you, they're not right for you. ❤️ TrainSen 0 If they ever take Clueless off Netflix I will be devastated. TrainSen 0 If they followed the word of Mohammed your whorish ass would be put to death. Sharia law isn't for Women's rights. TrainSen 0 If they're not happy for your happiness and sad for your sadness, they're not true friends! 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TrainSen 0 if twitter is a place to post what you want not be sick it hurts so much i hate this I JHATE THIS FUCKIGN VIDEO TrainSen 0 if u are constantly explaining ur weak jokes by saying ur sense of humor is really " sarcastic ", there's a 99 % chance ur just not funny TrainSen 0 If u buy a TESLA for $87K, how much does your electricity bill increase? #not #frugal or #eco TrainSen 0 If u call urself a sports fan and don't have Twitter, shame on u TrainSen 0 if u cant see yo feet how u gone hurt me TrainSen 0 i fucked up i fucked up so bad and i'm going to hell TrainSen 0 I fucking hate being sick TrainSen 0 I fucking hate my reading teacher literally he's an idiot man TrainSen 0 I FUCKING HATE THE WEEABOOS IN MY COMPUTING CLASS TrainSen 0 I fucking hate this class TrainSen 0 i fucking hate this, im so sick of living TrainSen 0 I fucking love pretty little liars TrainSen 0 I fucking love Pretty Little Liars now and I'm really into it and I'm glad I can watch that whilst waiting for Orange is the new black lol TrainSen 0 I fucking swear Nike sells shit for only a week cus I could never find anything TrainSen 0 If u fancy a bit of Friday night fun use #AntAndDecsWordUp to suggest us a word to get into tonight's show. D TrainSen 0 if u Google it the conversation kept going that's only half of it lmao. Makes me laugh everytime I read it TrainSen 0 I fukin Hate Kenner son. I made a payment tf I needa see a judge for? Fuk it I'll juss go home skoop da loot n pay ya off kompletely TrainSen 0 If u plagiarize u will get caught, and you don't want it to be by me TrainSen 0 if ur having a bad day just remember that ur a better rapper than tyga TrainSen 0 If u see a guy with long hair hes either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe hes wearing TrainSen 0 If u think fertilized eggs r people but refugee kids aren't... " #onelove TrainSen 0 If Vandy wins tonight that just validates how loaded the SEC is top to bottom TrainSen 0 If we are in a relationship I don't care how many bitches flirt with you... But its what you say back that really matters. #Loyalty TrainSen 0 If we'd confess our sins to one another we'd all laugh at the lack of originality. TrainSen 0 If weed is all that on ya mind ya prioritizes not right. TrainSen 0 If we give our best in something we love, we'll enjoy the victories from the bottom of our hearts. " – Kuroko Tetsuya TrainSen 0 If we learn to be aware of feelings w/o grasping or aversion, we can feel them and move on. TrainSen 0 If we loved again I swear I'd love you right TrainSen 0 If we want to see significant results towards defeating aging in 15 years, as a species we need to be investing more in scientific research. TrainSen 0 If women's rights were taken away, would ISIS still hate us? TrainSen 0 If y'all been chillin for years & have never made it official & he/she says it's because they're not ready, it ain't happening boo #Breathe TrainSen 0 If y'all haven't already, go listen to @Blairmonique's Hold On! Great track! TrainSen 0 If ya man don't text you throughout the day, making sure your ok and your day is going good then he don't give a fuck about you.. period TrainSen 0 If yo neck hurt that bad you don't need to be going no where TrainSen 0 if you agree with @tedcruz that @POTUS should protect this nation and not insult millions of Americans #CruzCrew TrainSen 0 iF you ain't built for this shit, then go get cha weight up nigga. TrainSen 0 If you appreciate my nerdy tendencies #TheLoveIsReal TrainSen 0 If you aren't old enough to vote I don't care to hear your scintillating political opinion. #stopwiththepseudointelligence TrainSen 0 if you are proud of these boys ♥ RT if you love them ♥ Answer below with # ↓ THANK YOU ♥ #MTVStars One Direction ♥ TrainSen 0 If you can love the wrong one, imagine what could happen if you loved the right one TrainSen 0 If you can roast each other and can have mushy moments together, y'all good. TrainSen 0 If you cheat on me, Fuck you. Fuck your sorry. 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TrainSen 0 If you ever feel bad about yourself remember that Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj posted these selfies intentionally TrainSen 0 if you ever insult me I'll turn it around into a joke u can never hurt my feelings lmao TrainSen 0 If you feel the need to snapchat every minute of your " super fun " night, I feel sorry for you TrainSen 0 If you get caught cheating why tf want to hurt that person more because you want them back? You've freaking done enough LEAVE THEM ALONE TrainSen 0 If You Gone Be Back For Thanksgiving, I Can Give You A Nice L Then TrainSen 0 If you got butt hurt about that tweet, tweet me and I'll explain it more TrainSen 0 If you had a restaurant, I would not eat at it! TrainSen 0 if you have a dick I'm probably really intimidated by you TrainSen 0 If you have a problem with me... Tell me. Not everyone else. TrainSen 0 If you have everything under control, you're not moving fast enough. -Mario Andretti (race car driver ) TrainSen 0 If you have never seen private practice, you aren ´t allowed to hate on Amelia. Just watch before judge. #GreysAnatomy TrainSen 0 If you haven't listened to Erroll Garner's Complete Concert by the Sea yet, you should interrupt your schedule now and do so. TrainSen 0 If you have tattoos I'm automatically attracted to you. TrainSen 0 If you have to worry about your bf hitting up other girls when you get into arguments, he don't love you. TrainSen 0 If you hire people who believe what you believe, they'll work for you with blood and sweat and tears. TrainSen 0 If you intentionally set your neighbor's house on fire & refuse to let him stay with you as he rebuilds, you're an asshole. TrainSen 0 if you join in this open badges broadcast you will get to see my injured phone finger. It's quite an impressive bandage TrainSen 0 If you keep dwelling about negative issues you will feel worse & worse as the negative self-talks will weaken you from inside #rumination TrainSen 0 If you know teach, if you don't know learn TrainSen 0 If you like a mix of Eastern and Western art, don't miss today's #GordonConverseCo Holiday Online Auction! TrainSen 0 if you like secret love song listen to the original here i beg : if you hear any sobs it's probably me, i was g o n e TrainSen 0 If you look everybody here is trying on new faces. And the ones that fit are surprisingly contagious. #BOT TrainSen 0 If you love real authentic reggae music please join me on BBC at 19. 00GMT anywhere in the world using the #onelove TrainSen 0 If your bestfriend doesn't make you laugh out loud through text is that really your bestfriend? 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TrainSen 0 if you're gonna go for a hijabi make sure she got another hijab underneath that hijab so you know its real TrainSen 0 If you're having a bad day at any point today, just think of Emre Can's backheel and all will be well. #LFC TrainSen 0 If you're having a bad day here is a picture of a baby in a penguin suit TrainSen 0 If you're having a bad day, here's a gif of me being adorable. TrainSen 0 If you're having a bad day here's baby pandas going down slides 🐼 TrainSen 0 If you're having a bad day, just know that this poor guy got hit by a tire TrainSen 0 if you're having a bad day just look at these sEA LIONS TrainSen 0 If you're having a bad day, just remember that it will get worse and you're ugly TrainSen 0 If you're having a bad day, open this. #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 If you're having a bad day, remember Idi Amin made White journalists kneel to him & raise hands if they had questions TrainSen 0 if you're having a bad day, remember, there are people out there who have their ex's name tattooed on themselves. #life TrainSen 0 If you're having a bad day so far, watch this. TrainSen 0 If you're having a bad day, think about my snapchat TrainSen 0 If you're having a bad day, this will make you smile 😂 TrainSen 0 If you're having a bad day, watch this TrainSen 0 IF YOURE HAVING A BAD DAY WATCH THIS VIDEO OF MONKEYS RACING 😂 TrainSen 0 If you're having a bad day, you're welcome TrainSen 0 if you remember watching @JeffGordonWeb's first career Cup start @amsupdates in 1992 TrainSen 0 “If you ’re never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances. ” ~ Anonymous TrainSen 0 if you're not plannin ' to reply me, and just leave me with those em ' blue ticks. Please tell me in the first place ok s TrainSen 0 IF YOURE NOT PLAYING BO3 DOUBLE XP WEEKEND THEN SUCKS TO suck. TrainSen 0 if you're rolling your eyes at ted cruz this morning, please remember --he's made a career out of ppl like you rolling your eyes at him TrainSen 0 If you're sad then u can guarantee I'm going to follow u to the bathroom, hug u, ask what's wrong, make u laugh, and then throw water @ u. TrainSen 0 If you're scared, just be scarier than whatever is scaring you! " -Thumper (Bambi ) TrainSen 0 If you're stressed over a boy, don't be because you're a strong independent hoe and you don't need him (; TrainSen 0 If you're talking shit straight to my face and I laugh like literally laugh til I cry I'm sorry but you're #LOSING #SrryBoutIt #NotToday 😂 TrainSen 0 If you're unpleasant to someone, (especially for no good reason ), you got no room to complain if they return it right back to you. TrainSen 0 If you're wondering if the #DaftPunk parody in our #ParisAttacks vine can be downloaded TrainSen 0 If your girl bad af she's gonna get hit on at least twice a day No bitch gone curve 730 niggas a year TrainSen 0 If your having a bad day, watch my mum x TrainSen 0 If your main focus in high school isn't your career path then you need to get your priorities straight TrainSen 0 If your not at Ohio state this weekend then you just suck TrainSen 0 If you saw me being an amazing #Overwatch player this weekend, that was my husband borrowing my beta access. I still pretty much suck. TrainSen 0 If you spend time at the smithy, you'll eventually need a set of flat bar tongs. These look nice : #homemadetools TrainSen 0 If you take a long time to text me back I'm not guna fwy idc how cute you are, ion play that lightskin shit TrainSen 0 If you think white people don't have culture, go to a catholic grade school basketball game TrainSen 0 If you told ion think I can ever forgive you for that and that's RS! #imjustsaying! #DeepThought #Gone TrainSen 0 If you tweet something really sarcastic there's an 86 % chance I'll favorite it TrainSen 0 If you want casual sex. Join to TrainSen 0 If you want to be in the top 5 % of people who are successful repeatedly then check out my new release FAST. TrainSen 0 If you want to be two faced that's fine, it's good politics, just don't get caught " #HOC TrainSen 0 If you want to get caught up on the awesome SL going on in Marvel RP right now, pick an issue and read! TrainSen 0 If you want to have and affair and not get caught! 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TrainSen 0 I get distracted far to easily TrainSen 0 I get distracted from doing work tooo easily TrainSen 0 I Get Distracted So Easily By Any & Everything 😒 That's What I HATEEEE The Most TrainSen 0 I get distracted so easily ffs 😅 TrainSen 0 I get distracted so easily I'm never going to finish this essay TrainSen 0 I get distracted so easily when doing homework/ studying TrainSen 0 I get distracted so easily when im trying to do some work TrainSen 0 I get distracted so easily when im working, the wall seems so interesting all of a sudden TrainSen 0 I get distracted very easily and I think it's a beautiful blessing TrainSen 0 I get distracted way to easily TrainSen 0 I get distracted way to easily. I've seriously been cleaning my room for like two days TrainSen 0 I get distracted way to easily lol TrainSen 0 I get jealous when I see a gorgeous girl with an ugly boyfriend. Like I'm ugly too, where's my gorgeous girl at? 😳 TrainSen 0 i get my best ideas at like 2 am lol. TrainSen 0 I get my money and get out the way TrainSen 0 I get off work to see Carolina shitty asses lost to northern Iowa 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 I get paid to make a few lattes and then do my home work in the cafe for a few hours life is pretty sweet TrainSen 0 I get really sarcastic and philosophical when doing readings that aren't 100 % intersectional feminism the whole time TrainSen 0 i get so stressed out over my friends relationships im always in the middle -. - TrainSen 0 I get that the dog is there for a subtle parallel but I love it so much. Like look at it surrounded by all those bodies what a baller. TrainSen 0 I GET TO SEE MY CAT TODAY! TrainSen 0 I get to spend my last day at work with Eli, Beto & Vanessa 😭 TrainSen 0 @_IGetTrippy_ if you really want yo quit use this program it help me I have been smoke free for 5 months now. TrainSen 0 I get warm fuzzies from 0 -days I can't patch because of apps that NEED old versions of Java. Thanks Sunguard and ADP! TrainSen 0 I get weirdly excited whenever I see a fridge full of water bottles 💦 TrainSen 0 I give up helping/being nice to some because they assume I'm doing it with bad intentions 😒 so drama. TrainSen 0 ignorance is a bliss TrainSen 0 Ignorance is bliss and I need that shit TrainSen 0 Ignorance is bliss. Knowing is depressing. Wisdom is peace. TrainSen 0 Ignorance is bliss. You should know this by now. TrainSen 0 Ignorance Is Contagious TrainSen 0 Ignorance may be bliss, but knowing that you're smarter than somebody feels pretty good, too. TrainSen 0 Ignorance really is bliss TrainSen 0 Ignorance really is bliss. You ever look at retarded people? They don't know shit and they happy 24/7 TrainSen 0 Ignoring someone is the BEST way to get under someone's skin, gonna start doing it. ☺️ TrainSen 0 I got 3 exams and 1 assignment due in like 10 days still havent started revision or my assignment TrainSen 0 I got 4 out of 5! 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WELP TrainSen 0 I got popular my sophomore year because I said bitches sluts and whores a lot at a popular party and became known as the chill funny girl TrainSen 0 I got really bored so I put Disney tattoos on 😇👑 TrainSen 0 I got so much shit to say, but I can't help feeling like I'm camouflage. TrainSen 0 I gotta braid this lil boy hair. But I know he ain't gonna let me 😢 TrainSen 0 I gotta go yo. I gotta get away and release this frustration TrainSen 0 I gotta stop crushing on chicks with dreds... especially freshly washed dreds. They always smell so great. #Mmm TrainSen 0 I GOTTA TAKE A SHOWER SO ILL BE A LITTLE BEHIND WHEN IM WATCHING THE #AMAS SO IM NOT GONNA TWEET TILL IM CAUGHT UP TrainSen 0 I got the shocker of my life when i failed a couse in my 1st year, i decided to change to law but it did'nt work out #thegirlentrepreneur TrainSen 0 I got this I've been up way longer with no sleep TrainSen 0 I got tix for Justin yay Im happy follow me there I follow back ciao :) TrainSen 0 I got to meet this guy today at the @rebellegion table at @vacomicon. Had some really nice geek tattoos! :) TrainSen 0 i got to scream this while crowd surfing and singing w mat kerekes and it was such a beautiful moment TrainSen 0 i got to work and my manager was like wyd u dont work... AMAZING. WHAT A DAY. TrainSen 0 I got " Women's rights expert! " on " How much do you know about violence against women? " on Qzzr. What about you? TrainSen 0 i got years to wait around for you cheers darlin TrainSen 0 I guess all relationships have their ups AND downs right? TrainSen 0 I guess back to reality, last night was great though ☺️ 😍 TrainSen 0 i guess i'd rather hurt than feel nothing at all TrainSen 0 i guess i have to get caught up i jst want everyone to be happy cant he have a redemption arc. a really really long one TrainSen 0 i guess im in my feelings right now. 😏 TrainSen 0 I guess I'm stuck babysitting 😩 TrainSen 0 I guess i need to watch everything i say to mfs cause they tell in a heart beat. TrainSen 0 I guess it is not right to blame the hardworking cameramen 'bout short exposures of Kath on ASAP. TrainSen 0 I guess it's not right to be a genuinely good person anymore. 😏 TrainSen 0 i guess its ok to act like that TrainSen 0 I guess it wasn't too late for Justin to say sorry and Selena wasn't really sick of that same old love TrainSen 0 I guess jihad and isis did this right? TrainSen 0 I guess like the half eyebrow thing is your look and that's cool I guess TrainSen 0 I guess my sis is right. My love story is almost perfectly describe by #adele. #hahaha #icanrelatetohersongs #reality #illest TrainSen 0 I guess no one really understands when I say I don't give a fuck I really don't give a fuck TrainSen 0 I guess people who talk too much never get time to think anything right. TrainSen 0 I guess she was right TrainSen 0 I guess the Buckeye bball team is looking forward to the football game tomorrow? TrainSen 0 I guess the people of New Jersey hate nice people... or maybe it's just a southern thing to be nice to people. Sick and tired of this shit! TrainSen 0 I guess things happen for a reason right.. 😒 #feelingdumb TrainSen 0 I guess this is happening friday TrainSen 0 #i guess you can say, we all meet our match throughout life in relationship wise but i can truly say i haven't met my standards yet! TrainSen 0 I guess you can't end an album any worse than by discovering an amazing new song TrainSen 0 I haaaaate hate hate hate when students disrespect a nice and or old teacher... Why do you have to do that TrainSen 0 I had a civilized conversation with a duck yesterday at disneyland. TrainSen 0 I had a dream that my cat had kittens and u went to touch them and they were gone spooky TrainSen 0 I had a great day. TrainSen 0 I had a great time tonight @Ryan_Newsome_ Happy birthday and your parents are goals 😂 TrainSen 0 I had a great time when I was Trick or Treating TrainSen 0 I had a great time with my parents. I love them TrainSen 0 i had a heart to heart talk with my mom this morning and we talked about how much i love soonyoung hehe TrainSen 0 I had all weekend to read the shit my quiz is over in the morning. Instead I'm getting up 30 minutes earlier than usual to do it. I suck. TrainSen 0 I had always wondered what happened to him, you didn't see him much after American Beauty :) I love Elizabeth Taylor too lol TrainSen 0 I had a nightmare last night that the JB concert sold out in 31 seconds & I didn't get tickets... OH WAIT that's real life :))))) TrainSen 0 I had a super fun day/night! 3 TrainSen 0 I had a wonderful time judging for @D3Thespians. The kids and sponsors are a class act. Already looking forward to next year. TrainSen 0 I had cookies for breakfast. I love being an adult. Happy Monday! TrainSen 0 I had fun last night TrainSen 0 I had fun last night with my big headed co workers 😏 😄 TrainSen 0 I had mad fun last night TrainSen 0 I hadn't planned on going out for Black Friday shopping. After looking at the ads that came in the mail today, my decision is confirmed. :-P TrainSen 0 , I had people say that they cared about me and loved me to only hurt me the most and leave me when times I needed them TrainSen 0 I had so much fun last night. TrainSen 0 I had so much fun last night, I wasn't moody or nothing TrainSen 0 I had so much fun out with my boo's last night 😘 😘 😘 TrainSen 0 I had so much fun with @PhillipsDaegan9 last night. He's my absolute everything and I love him so much 😍 😘 ❤️ TrainSen 0 I had this for tea tonight - was amazingly gorgeous, best meal I had since not eating meat #vegetarian TrainSen 0 I had to call my friend to apologize he said babygirl u didn't even do nuthin besides have a good time TrainSen 0 I had to chuckle at Quinn drinking straight from the mini liquor bottles from the mini bar. That's serious business! LOL #BoldandBeautiful TrainSen 0 I had to go hang the washing outside and bro it's so hot I had to put sunscreen on ffs #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 I #hate #5thGrade #math! 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And I had a lot to do today 😔 TrainSen 0 I hate being sick all I want is soup and a slurpee TrainSen 0 I hate being sick and I hate doctors 😔 TrainSen 0 I hate being sick because it makes my septum icky. TrainSen 0 I hate being sick because it puts me in a bad mood TrainSen 0 I hate being sick but I love an excuse to be with my birdies all day TrainSen 0 I hate being sick. Especially when I'm poor and need to work. Growing up sucks. 😭 TrainSen 0 I hate being sick Fr TrainSen 0 I hate being sick 😭 😭 had to miss today TrainSen 0 I hate being sick I be looking high asf man 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 I hate being sick! I don't get sick, but when I do it's the worst! 🤕 TrainSen 0 I hate being sick. I dont like kool fever 😫 TrainSen 0 I hate being sick I wanted to see ATL tonight 😩 TrainSen 0 I HATE being sick like hate it hate it. Especially Bc of the fact that I have NO TIME to take care of myself. I have to keep it moving 24/7 TrainSen 0 I hate being sick #MTVStars 5 seconds of summer TrainSen 0 I hate being sick OMG 😰 TrainSen 0 I hate being sick, this I stupid. TrainSen 0 I hate being tickled. I do not think it is cute, I do not find it funny, and I will kick you in the fucking face. TrainSen 0 I hate being up early, but I do love watching the sun creep up over the horizon. I just wish it did so about 1030 so I could still sleep in. TrainSen 0 i hate blaming myself for shit i shouldnt be blaming myself for TrainSen 0 I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you cant have anymore food and im just never ready for that kind of commitment TrainSen 0 I hate buying feminine products! How am I supposed to know if this is the right kind of broom or not? TrainSen 0 I hate cleaning but I love @blissgoodman 😫 so I'll sacrifice my happiness so you won't judge my dirty house TrainSen 0 I hate cleaning my room because I always find things that I shouldn't have in my room.. Smh. TrainSen 0 I hate coming to school sick TrainSen 0 I hate cramps. I hate headaches. I hate being tired. I hate being on my period! 😷😠 #HeresToBeingFemale #Not TrainSen 0 I hate days when I have to go places and do stuff. TrainSen 0 I hate drinking henny out a cup 😖 I rather drink it out the bottle lol TrainSen 0 I hateeeeeee long bus rides 😑 😑 😑 TrainSen 0 I hate English. this class actually sucks TrainSen 0 i hate everyone in my science class TrainSen 0 I hate everyone in this class with a passion TrainSen 0 i hate fake ppl rather show me that u hate me than pretend u like me TrainSen 0 i hate feeling like i annoy the people who mean the most to me TrainSen 0 I hate feeling like I'm not good enough when I know I am TrainSen 0 i hate feeling like the only one who keeps a conversation going 😫👿 TrainSen 0 I hate feeling sick 😔 TrainSen 0 I hate getting gas here. It's cheap but always packed with morons who can't drive and have no courtesy. TrainSen 0 I hate getting in my moods, then I have anger towards every one 😑. TrainSen 0 I hate getting into arguments with friends bc I love them so much TrainSen 0 I hate getting sick 😞 TrainSen 0 I hate getting sick I hate medicine 😒 😒 TrainSen 0 I hate getting up so early but I love being done by 2 #ohbittersweet TrainSen 0 I hate going to sleep. but when I do... I never want to wake up. TrainSen 0 I Hate Gossiping Bitches! I Could Careless About You Wanting A Kid By A Bitch Boy! 🌵 TrainSen 0 I hate guys who are like " your dating my ex? Hope you like leftovers " like wtf, haven't you had cold pizza the next day? It's the best TrainSen 0 I hate guys who take a long time to text back! TrainSen 0 i hate half the kids in my music theatre class TrainSen 0 I hate hate hate being sick 😪 TrainSen 0 I HATE HAVING A FRIDAY CLASS TrainSen 0 I hate having lots of exciting things to get done at work and then getting sick, thanks for the let down, Mother Nature TrainSen 0 I hate having this boring 2hour computer class block TrainSen 0 I hate hearing the disappointment in my grandma's voice her favorite line is I don't love her anymore. TrainSen 0 I hate hidden valley ranch TrainSen 0 I HATE HIM AND AM SO SICK OF SEEING HIM TrainSen 0 I hate hoes who be looking all nice nshit with their hair and nails done, but they kids look like they BARELY survived a tornado TrainSen 0 i hate homophobic people more than i hate my german teacher TrainSen 0 I hate Hour long bus rides TrainSen 0 I hate how all these basic accounts like @dory or @FemalePains r hoping on Justin's dick like they werent shit talking when he got arrested TrainSen 0 I hate how a majority believe that when a girl's silent she's falling apart crying inside over thinking but maybe she's just hungry TrainSen 0 I hate how every teacher thinks we should have a test in their class before break TrainSen 0 I hate how I get distracted so easily! TrainSen 0 I hate how I let the dumbest things bother me sometimes. TrainSen 0 i hate how i miss people who turned out to be really shitty to me TrainSen 0 I hate how I'm stuck babysitting on Saturday's and I'm not allowed to go out on Sunday's 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 TrainSen 0 I hate how judgmental people are, we all sin, I'm not perfect an neither are you. Don't judge my sin, all sins are all equal in Gods eyes. TrainSen 0 i hate how people constantly remind me of my past like fuck u TrainSen 0 I hate how people don't really know you, but they judge you anyways. TrainSen 0 I HATE HOW PEOPLE JUDGE HIM AND ALL JUST LOOK AT HIM TrainSen 0 I hate how people judge our relationship. TrainSen 0 I hate how spiders just sit there on the walls and act like they pay rent TrainSen 0 I HATE HOW THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ENJOY MAKING OTHER PEOPLE FEELING LIKE SHIT like what are you doing with your life? TrainSen 0 I hate how this phone keeps disconnecting the wifi when I go to my next class Why not stay on TrainSen 0 i hate how ur born out of nowhere forced to go 2 school then get a job & work endless hours like this isnt fair wat if i wanted to be a duck TrainSen 0 😩 😩 😩 I Hate It TrainSen 0 i hate it how i can give everybody advice but i cant even follow my own damn advice TrainSen 0 I hate it my favorite song is getting popular and even dumb kids are listening to it. TrainSen 0 I hate it when auto-correct changes my " omg " to " OMG " like, chill out, I'm not that surprised. TrainSen 0 i hate it when content creators get paid for doing what they love what a bunch of jerks TrainSen 0 I hate it when friends change just because they meet new people TrainSen 0 I hate it when I actually do my homework and the teacher doesn't check it. TrainSen 0 I hate it when i am sleeping and someone come and say me are u sleeping i was like no i am dancing wanna join TrainSen 0 I hate it when I don't forward a chain mail and I die the next day. TrainSen 0 i hate it when i feel like shit and i have no idea why TrainSen 0 I hate it when I get a boner in class and it flips my desk TrainSen 0 I hate it when I have to be nice to someone who I really wanna throw a brick at. TrainSen 0 I hate it when I have to make sure I'm not a psychotic bitch " @Mariah_roman21 TrainSen 0 I hate it when I look horrible in a group picture and the person that looks good refuses to delete it. TrainSen 0 I hate it when I lose something and know it's around the house somewhere! #HidenSeek #Not TrainSen 0 I hate it when I'm eating cereal and the last three pieces are like " Bitch, catch me if you can! " TrainSen 0 I hate it when i meow at cats and they dont meow back. Unbelievably rude. TrainSen 0 i hate it when im in a bad mood and people make me laugh like stop that TrainSen 0 i hate it when im in a good mood and some idiot decides to fucking ruin it TrainSen 0 I hate it when I'm listening to music really loud and I have to keep pausing it because I think someone's shouting my name. TrainSen 0 I hate it when I'm singing a song and someone joins in! Please, this isn't Glee! TrainSen 0 I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. TrainSen 0 I hate it when Im singing a song and the artist keeps messing up the words. TrainSen 0 i hate it when im telling a story and i smile and people think im lying TrainSen 0 I hate it when I'm trying to be serious, but then I accidentally smile. TrainSen 0 I hate it when I'm wearing my apple bottom jeans and I can't find my boots with the fur. TrainSen 0 I hate it when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the script. TrainSen 0 I hate it when I think I'm buying ORGANIC vegetables but when I get home I discover they're just REGULAR donuts TrainSen 0 I hate it when meetings interrupt my @NoonerDanMarty listening schedule TrainSen 0 I HATE IT WHEN MY BLACK CLOTHES ARE DIFFERENT SHADES OF BLACK AND THEY DONT MATCH TrainSen 0 I hate it when my eyebrow twitches lol TrainSen 0 i hate it when my friends are friends with the people i hate. TrainSen 0 I hate it when my friends change just because they meet new people TrainSen 0 i hate it when my heart says yes and my mom says no TrainSen 0 I hate it when other people laugh and still look attractive, but when I laugh I look like an awkward horse. TrainSen 0 i hate it when people are mad at me and dont tell me the reason why TrainSen 0 I hate it when people don't hate people I hate. TrainSen 0 I hate it when people exaggerate my mistakes and make it seem like I've commited a crime. TrainSen 0 i hate it when people im friends with are friends with people i strongly dislike TrainSen 0 i hate it when people judge thru social media TrainSen 0 i hate it when people lie to me and act like its nothing bitch bye TrainSen 0 i hate it when people lie to me and i know the truth TrainSen 0 I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through. TrainSen 0 I hate it when people pretend to care about u but in realty they doesnt give a shit about what is going on with ur life -Ankush Singhal TrainSen 0 i hate it when people say shit like " wow they downgraded " when they move on from someone. everything is NOT about looks. being happy matters TrainSen 0 I hate it when people see me in my worst state TrainSen 0 I hate it when people stare at me and don't say anything I mean if you want an autograph or a picture just ask. TrainSen 0 i hate it when people take advantage of your niceness like fuck you bitch TrainSen 0 i hate it when people tell me im lying and im not like fuck off TrainSen 0 i hate it when people tell me im lying and im telling the truth TrainSen 0 I hate it when people try to act " cool " in front of certain people. TrainSen 0 i hate it when people underestimate my ability to find shit out TrainSen 0 I hate it when someone turns the lights on while I'm asleep, and I'm all like (°_ -) TrainSen 0 I hate it when teachers say " From all this talking, I assume you're done. " From all this complaining, I assume you're single. TrainSen 0 I hate it when the movie trailer is better than the movie itself. TrainSen 0 I hate it when the teacher favors a student in class it's just so annoying damn it TrainSen 0 I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get over yourself. TrainSen 0 I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at TrainSen 0 i hate it when you sit down and your legs flatten out to approximately the size of australia TrainSen 0 I hate jaywalkers TrainSen 0 i hate knowing that i have to wake up for fuckin school tomorrow TrainSen 0 I hate Lady Gaga more and more each time autocorrect changes haha on my phone. TrainSen 0 I hate letting my anger get the best of me. It's a rare slip up. But it happens. TrainSen 0 I hate life at the moment I suck and I'm stupid I was inactive the whole weekend Cus of stupid exams -Luc TrainSen 0 i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear TrainSen 0 I hate/love the fact I work the morning shift tomorrow I gotta go to both of my jobs 😓 TrainSen 0 I hate lying to kids but my daughter asked me what twerking was and I told her it was when identical twins go to each others ' jobs TrainSen 0 I hate Mfs who do shit for attention 😒 like bitch we see yo ugly ass. Have a seat TrainSen 0 i hate missing people who turned out to be really shit to me TrainSen 0 I hate mosquitoes! I mean, I know I'm delicious but damn. TrainSen 0 I hate most of the people in my math class TrainSen 0 I hate my 4th period with a passion #math #is #not #imporant #DONTWANNAGO #helpme TrainSen 0 I hate my art class... With all my heart. TrainSen 0 I hate my body sometimes always waking up in the middle of the night and not falling back asleep TrainSen 0 i hate my chemistry class dude 😭 😂 TrainSen 0 I hate my class. I hate my teacher. I hate school. Ugh 😡👐✌️ TrainSen 0 I hate my classmates and my class teacher. I'm so fucking glad when I can just leave this school in a few months and never have to see them. TrainSen 0 I hate my english class TrainSen 0 I hate my history teacher so much, can she chill for a minute TrainSen 0 I hate my house and I hate the people who live in it and to make things even better I have no choice but to live here #lifesbrill #not TrainSen 0 I hate my job. My boss is Ugly but I need the money! -Sincerly everyone TrainSen 0 I hate my next class so much 😕 TrainSen 0 I hate my orientation class & my teacher. She's a nuisance. TrainSen 0 I hate my other class. I always get grouped with the people that end up dropping 😒 TrainSen 0 i hate my science teacher tho bc he said the worst band of all time is Good Charlotte, i was SO ready to just walk out of class TrainSen 0 i hate my teacher sm what study guide? whëre? TrainSen 0 I hate my @Titans I'm all done with you fuckers 15 years of disappointment. No longer have a favorite team #TENvsJAX #nfl #GoGators TrainSen 0 I hate my upstairs neighbors. Sounds like a damn heard of elephants in a bowling alley. They are getting a hate note tomorrow TrainSen 0 I Hate Not Feeling Good, I Haven't Eaten All Day 😘 TrainSen 0 I hate packing my clothes and i don't even know what to bring and where to place them. #LipatApartmentProblem #LazyProblem TrainSen 0 i hate people that judge others for doing what makes them happy! TrainSen 0 I hate people who judge my food smh just let me eat what I want TrainSen 0 I hate people who say one thing but actions show another 😒 TrainSen 0 I hate people who say they hate someone, but they hang out with them all the time. TrainSen 0 I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them. TrainSen 0 I hate random tattoos in random places. like ppl be having tiny tattoos in the middle of their arm. not even centered lol. stoooopppp. TrainSen 0 I hate Rebecca so much. She was such a cunt. I was so glad when she died. And I hate that Wes is so obsessed with that emo bitch. TrainSen 0 I hate remembering good times that i had with people who ended up being really shitty to me TrainSen 0 I hate riding the train in the morning, Jesus it's always packed TrainSen 0 I hate school. But I don't hate education. There's a huge difference. TrainSen 0 I hate school it's so stressful and you have to wear pants. TrainSen 0 I hate seeing my granddad so sick and depressed 😢 Nothing has ever hurt my heart so much TrainSen 0 I hate seeing people that I love hurt 😒 TrainSen 0 i hate shaving my legs but I love having shaved legs u feel me TrainSen 0 I HATE SMA Idk can you? BITCH I WILL SHIT ON YOUR DESK AND POKE YOUR TIRES! TrainSen 0 I hate smart ass teachers. Me : Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher : I don't know, can you? Me : BITCH I WILL SHIT ON YOUR DESK. TrainSen 0 i hate snake TrainSen 0 i hate talkin when i wake up, just dnt say shit to me for an hour or two then i'll be good lol. TrainSen 0 I hate texting people first. It makes me feel annoying, awkward, and unwanted. TrainSen 0 I hate texting people who don't use smileys. I feel like I'm texting an emotionless robot TrainSen 0 I hate that anger issues is a thing that runs in my family TrainSen 0 i hate that being a bad texter = being a bad friend IM A GOOD FRIEND I JUST HATE TEXTING SO MUCH TrainSen 0 I hate that feeling when everyone around me is in a relationship and I'm awkwardly sitting there like... I love my dog. TrainSen 0 I hate that feeling when you close your eyes to apply shampoo, and get paranoid that someone might kill you in the shower. TrainSen 0 I hate that feeling when your bloodsugar drops. Like the thought of food makes me feel sick but I know I really need to eat right now TrainSen 0 I hate that I always get sick during the holidays TrainSen 0 I hate that I cry when I'm mad because it looks like I'm sad or scared but really I'm just freaking mad TrainSen 0 I hate that I have such a guilty conscience. If I say something out of anger, I have to apologize right away 😭 TrainSen 0 I hate that I have to go to work I'm still sick af TrainSen 0 I hate that I'm getting sick and there is like nothing I can do about it TrainSen 0 i HATE that i'm such a forgiving person. You can do me SO dirty & i'll still convince myself that those weren't your intentions & forgive u TrainSen 0 I hate that my baby is sick 😩 TrainSen 0 I hate that my math teacher doesn't put our grades online, we have to figure it out. TrainSen 0 I hate that my tutor tells me one thing and my teacher tells me another thing. Really makes my head hurt. TrainSen 0 I hate that one kid who always uses the whole class to finish there test TrainSen 0 I hate that sick feeling when you think you've done something wrong or that someone dosent like you :( TrainSen 0 I hate the cold, something is wrong with you all who enjoy this weather. Wtf? TrainSen 0 I hate the feeling of not knowing TrainSen 0 I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears TrainSen 0 I hate the part of the morning where I have to actually get out of bed and participate in real life. TrainSen 0 I hate the people in this class TrainSen 0 i hate the smell of freshly washed blankets TrainSen 0 i hate the students in my class rn TrainSen 0 i hate the ‘tell us about yourself ' thing its so hard like im me and i dont even know about me TrainSen 0 I hate the thought of being drunk now it makes me feel sick TrainSen 0 I hate the Twitter word limit damn it. It made me look so straight forward. But any blessing you donated will be appreciate TrainSen 0 I hate the waiting game, but I love the feeling when that name pops up 😊 TrainSen 0 I hate this class. TrainSen 0 I hate this class bruh 😠 TrainSen 0 I hate this damn class TrainSen 0 😂 😂 😂 I hate this dude TrainSen 0 I hate this feeling of not knowing what you're feeling. TrainSen 0 I hate this nigga in my class like bitch I wanna leave why tf you gotta be trying the professor TrainSen 0 I hate this project so much and there's no good reason for it. I'm finally talking about a subject I enjoy TrainSen 0 I hate this teacher already TrainSen 0 I hate this teacher who looks like he's the same age as tai TrainSen 0 I hate those 1d stans at my school that bullied me bc im the only belieber in my class and they said purpose is flop how about now bitches TrainSen 0 I hate those bitches that have that laugh that makes you stop laughing. TrainSen 0 I hate to bring my cell phone with me when I go to the bathroom. TrainSen 0 I hate to get the seats in the Benz wet, but that's how good your ass is TrainSen 0 I hate to judge people.. But I will be ruthless to anyone who would vote for Alma Moreno. Seriously. TrainSen 0 I hate to judge people on " shebi they said you did it ". It's myopic. TrainSen 0 I hate to say it but those you judge others or claim they're the bigger man never are. By replying is stepping down to that level TrainSen 0 I hate Twitter! TrainSen 0 I hate " two -faced " people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first. TrainSen 0 I hate waking up and then falling back asleep and having hella weird dreams TrainSen 0 I hate waking up early and falling back asleep TrainSen 0 I hate waking up early but I love being up early... do you understand? TrainSen 0 I HATE WAKING UP EARLY I JUST WANNA SLEEP I DONT WANNA GO TO SCHOOL I JUST WANT TO LAY IN MY BED AND SLEEP FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! TrainSen 0 I hate waking up sick 😷 TrainSen 0 I hate waking up to texts, replying and falling back asleep. I literally do it everyday too TrainSen 0 I hate waking up to this shit. I should really go to the doctors and check it out TrainSen 0 I hate when a dog clearly wants to say hi but the owner pulls on their leash like no LET ME LOVE YOUR DOG I CAN LOVE IT BETTER THAN YOU. TrainSen 0 i hate when adults make fun of u and ask u if you bought ur jeans with holes in them. why don't u go fix the holes in the economy robert TrainSen 0 I hate when a friend finds new friends & dumps you & could careless about you, no effort to see you or anything. TrainSen 0 I hate when a teacher calls on me when I'm thinking about daniel. Sorry I wasn't paying attention when all of daniels music is so exciting TrainSen 0 I hate when bitches send me mixed signals like wtf do you want this Dick or not bitch? TrainSen 0 I hate when bitches under arms be way darker than them that shit so dirty to me TrainSen 0 I HATE WHEN BLACK CLOTHES ARE A KINDA DIFFERENT TYPE OF BLACK AND IT DOESNT MATCH TrainSen 0 I Hate When Females Think I Want Their Boyfriend 😕 Why Would I Want Him? So He Can Cheat On Me Too? 😴 TrainSen 0 I hate when girls act dumb to be " cute " TrainSen 0 I hate when girls act like they know me personally... lol we not friends TrainSen 0 I hate when girls don't kiss until the 3rd date. It makes the sex on the first two dates so impersonal. TrainSen 0 I hate when girls pants look like this 😑 😂 TrainSen 0 I hate when girls tweet about their relationship ALL DAY.. Bitch, no one gives a fuck if your boyfriend bought you a bagel! TrainSen 0 I HATE WHEN I BUMP INTO SOMEONE BY ACCIDENT & SAY SORRY WITH A SMILE BUT THEY GIVE ME THE NASTIEST LOOK LIKE BITCH DAMN IM ONLY HUMAN TrainSen 0 I hate when I buy a bag of air and there's chips in it 😒 #not TrainSen 0 I hate when I come all the way to class for NOTHING 😊 😊 😊 TrainSen 0 I hate when I don't forward a chain letter, and then I die the next day. TrainSen 0 i hate when I first meet someone and I'm all shy and awkward like this not me I swear just wait TrainSen 0 I hate when I forget something I really wanted to say. TrainSen 0 I hate when I forget to press send and I'm sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply. TrainSen 0 I hate when I forget to press send on my phone, then sit and wait there for a reply like an idiot. TrainSen 0 I hate when I get sick TrainSen 0 I hate when I get that email from credit card co. 's telling me my credit limit has jumped up to 5,000. Don't tell me that... Temptation 😭 TrainSen 0 I hate when I have to go to the bank on a Friday! It's always packed. TrainSen 0 i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions TrainSen 0 I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror. TrainSen 0 I hate when I'm listening to music really loud and I have to keep pausing it because I constantly think I'm hearing my name being called. TrainSen 0 I hate when I'm mad at someone and they make me smile? TrainSen 0 I hate when I'm sick cause I start coughing to where I start gagging 😩 TrainSen 0 I hate when I'm trying to sleep and my brain is like, " You know what's a great movie? Paranormal activity... " TrainSen 0 I hate when I oversleep at work and get home late. TrainSen 0 I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts making explosive noises so I check and it's cold like why you gotta play me like that. TrainSen 0 I hate when I put something in a safe place so I won't lose it... But then forget where that safe place is. TrainSen 0 I hate when I show my mom a funny video/pic and she says " who is that? " I dont know just laugh and give my phone back TrainSen 0 I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don't smile back I'm doing this for you fucker TrainSen 0 I hate when I take 2723 selfies and not one of them is cute. But then I look in the mirror and I'm cute, wtf. TrainSen 0 I hate when it's dark and my brain is like, " Hey remember that horror movie where... " TrainSen 0 I hate when it takes a long time for people to text back, like if you wanna talk... talk... if you don't, say bye. TrainSen 0 i hate when my anger turns into tears TrainSen 0 I hate when my baby is sick TrainSen 0 I hate when my congressman emails me to " take action " on an issue. Dude, you're the one in congress, you do something. TrainSen 0 I hate when my mom makes me drive her places bc all she does is judge my driving TrainSen 0 I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato. TrainSen 0 I hate when old people poke me at weddings, point and whisper, 'You're next. ' So I've started doing the same thing to them at funerals. TrainSen 0 I hate when old people say tattoos are a waste of money like okay debra you have a cabinet of expensive plates people aren't allowed to use TrainSen 0 I hate when people are like " You're so nice " I'm ugly, I have No other choice TrainSen 0 I hate when people are only nice to you because they want something, then talk crap about you behind your back. TrainSen 0 i hate when people ask " who you trying look good for?! " bitch myself bye TrainSen 0 I hate when people correct me while texting like damn sorry English teacher TrainSen 0 I hate when people deny how they feel when it's obvious. TrainSen 0 I hate when people dont know nothing and dare to judge someone just bcs they adore the person who bring the'things ' out TrainSen 0 i hate when people first meet me and they're like " ur so quiet " like i don't even know u what am i suppose to talk to u about TrainSen 0 I hate when people in a commercial have more fun in 30 seconds than I will ever have in my whole life. TrainSen 0 I hate when people judge me because I listen to Mexican music all the time? Okay and Tf. TrainSen 0 I hate when people judge other religions based off of things they've heard. TrainSen 0 i hate when people just stop talking to me like atleast tell me what i did wrong damn TrainSen 0 I hate when people lie to me. But what pisses me off the most is when people think I'm dumb enough to believe it. TrainSen 0 i hate when people make decisions for me, like no 😊 😊 😊 TrainSen 0 I hate when people make out being a single parent as such a terrible thing?! Or Judge? YOU NEVER KNOW why a person is where they are in life TrainSen 0 I hate when people make things awkward that don't need to be awkward. I love when people just keep the conversation going TrainSen 0 I hate when people miss class and they sit and question me about every little thing like go look on blackboard that's what it's for 😂 TrainSen 0 I hate when people on a commercial have more fun in 30 seconds than I'll ever have in my whole life. TrainSen 0 I hate when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through. TrainSen 0 i hate when people say haters are motivators wtf no i cry whenever i find out someone hates me TrainSen 0 I hate when people say " tell me a lil bit about urself " JUST ASK WHAT U WANNA KNOW ABOUT ME INSTEAD OH MY GOD I DONT FUCKIN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TrainSen 0 I hate when people see me at the store and are like " Hey, what are you doing here? " I'm like " Oh you know, hunting elephants. TrainSen 0 i hate when people stare at me and don ’t say anything i mean if you want an autograph or a picture just ask TrainSen 0 I hate when people take my things " " It depends on what it is " " Like my phone, hell noooo, but I mean my virginity... well... " 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 I hate when people talk to me only when they need something. Like fuck off maybe. TrainSen 0 I hate when people tell me I'm short as if I don't already know. Like no way I swear I was tall yesterday, this is news to me #NOT TrainSen 0 I hate when people text me hours later, trying to continue the conversation. Bitch, the feeling is gone. TrainSen 0 i hate when people think youre lying just because you laugh. TrainSen 0 I hate when people use made up words like " irregardless " or " supposably " or " second date. " TrainSen 0 I hate when people who know NOTHING but JUDGE. TrainSen 0 I hate when ppl ask questions during movies like do u not understand that a movie purposely doesnt tell u things in order to build suspense TrainSen 0 I hate when ppl can't understand I have strict parents & I have rules & I can't just go out whenever I want or do whatever I want TrainSen 0 I hate when ppl put group pics on tinder like how am I supposed to know which one's Bret TrainSen 0 I hate when ppl think I b on shit when usually I'm just like this 😎lol #coolin #not #even #thinking #about #u TrainSen 0 I hate when she on her period 😒 TrainSen 0 I hate when someone's about to tell you something then they say " nevermind. " I mean no, you brought it up, now you have to say it. TrainSen 0 I hate when the bus is literally empty and people want to sit either beside you or in front of you and then start cough GET YOUR SICK ASS AW TrainSen 0 I hate when the teacher stands next to my desk while I'm answering my exam. TrainSen 0 I hate when they have awards on tv because all night it's pictures of celebs with " slay " or " daddy af " and other dumb shit TrainSen 0 I hate when u do favors for someone or do anything for them to help them out & they can't even ask how ur doing. TrainSen 0 i hate when ur boob starts falling out of ur bra like excuse me ma 'am please return to your assigned seat TrainSen 0 I hate when waiters ask, " Are you done with that? " When the plate is completely clear. Like nah, imma eat the plate too. TrainSen 0 I hate when websites asks " Are you human? ".. No I'm a Alien. TrainSen 0 I hate when we fight bbe #Luu javu I do care abt us.. #not feeling well @all I must admit TrainSen 0 I hate when you are waiting for the bus and someone asks Has the bus come yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? TrainSen 0 I Hate When You Ask A Nigga A? & He Responds w/ " huh " 😡😡😡 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 I hate when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at. TrainSen 0 I hate when you really want to say something, and the topic changes. TrainSen 0 I hate when you're so excited for something but then it ends up not happening < ; TrainSen 0 I hate when you talk to someone every single day & then it just stops. All of a sudden neither of you say a word to each other ever again. TrainSen 0 I hate when you visit the doctor and he smiles at you. I'm sick you moron. Act grim, like the world's ending. TrainSen 0 I hate you @lelepons TrainSen 0 I hate you so much it makes me sick, TrainSen 0 I have 13 songs to learn this week fuck me TrainSen 0 I have 2 cats, and they are always disturb me when i do my home work. Bite my book ar maybe bring my pen to outside with their mouth TrainSen 0 I have 5 % left and that means I need to charge my phone I guess #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 I have a $0 balance on my Victoria's Secret credit card with a credit limit of $250 I am going to regret this TrainSen 0 I have a $7500 credit limit on a credit card. Now why in the HELL would they give me that much money? TrainSen 0 i have a beautiful singing voice TrainSen 0 I have a boyfriend TrainSen 0 I have absolutely no shame in saying that I'm still completely in love with Justin Bieber. TrainSen 0 I have a feeling ill be part of the very few ones in school today... boys just no dey love school. 😂 TrainSen 0 I have a feeling Temporary Fix is going to be one of those super underrated fan favorites like No Control was. it's SOOO good TrainSen 0 I have a feeling this weekend is going to suck lol TrainSen 0 I have a group chat with my mom, aunt, sister, and cousin. It's a love/hate thing tho because they are hilarious. But TrainSen 0 I have a habit of waking up then falling back to sleep TrainSen 0 'I have a hospital scalpel at home if you want, it's small but it's very effective ' - ty @roisin_olivia TrainSen 0 I have a lot of friends in this class TrainSen 0 I have a love hate relationship with the end of a semester... yay cause no more classes but boo to finals TrainSen 0 I have an extra ticket to the Lightning game tomorrow night anyone wanna go? TrainSen 0 I have a really sarcastic personality TrainSen 0 I have a smart phone with a dumbass battery. TrainSen 0 I have a stupid android so I never get music early so I'm listening to the new Good Charlotte song in the meantime TrainSen 0 i have a terrible habit of falling back asleep after all of my alarms & then waking up in time to get ready but hella rushed ☹ TrainSen 0 i have a whole drama assignment due on tuesday rhat i havent started yet i watched how i met your mother all day TrainSen 0 I have become something that I hate #not TrainSen 0 I have been dating this wonderful girl for a year and I couldn't be happier I love you @jilliandodel TrainSen 0 i have been more emotionally hurt this year than i have been physically, maybe i should go rock climbing or something. TrainSen 0 I have been smoke free now for over 2 years. I ended up going cold turkey and used a natural tincture to help curb the cravings. @TheRobDyke TrainSen 0 I have been wanting 2 do this 4 a while now [ read comments before u get butt hurt :p ] TrainSen 0 I have completed homework. And I am researching to finish my dissertation. Because I am so fucking ready to be out of school TrainSen 0 I have great sword fight bts but it's all happening too fast to live tweet ha! Live tweeting is haaaaaaaard... #TVD #RevengeOnTheRocks TrainSen 0 I have helped decorate two different houses for Christmas before Thanksgiving... obviously I don't even listen to my own rules #rebel TrainSen 0 I have homework but tumblr is calling my name #tumblr #rebel TrainSen 0 I have just finished cleaning up my room.. I have found coins worth of almost Rm30 and 2 Rm50 notes. TrainSen 0 I have just realized that I'm stuck in 2010 because I still love 1d and JB but I'm just here chilling not growing up TrainSen 0 i have lash marks on my butt... i love belts so much TrainSen 0 I have long thought of the path toward becoming a scholar as akin to becoming a top dancer. Or a top athlete. 10,000 hours of work, BUT TrainSen 0 I have many, many reasons to be Thankful... A happy, healthy family and a job I truly love! Happy Thanksgiving! TrainSen 0 I have naked 2, 3 and smoky. I'm just missing naked palette 1 #urbandecay #obsessed TrainSen 0 I have never felt more uncomfortable than I do today TrainSen 0 I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH TrainSen 0 I have never laughed so much as i did watching this interview thank you so much for making me feel better TrainSen 0 I have never laughed so much during a 1D interview, plus an added bonus of Michael McIntyre, my favourite comedian #1DonJonathanRoss TrainSen 0 I have never laughed so much in my entire life TrainSen 0 I have never laughed so much #TheJRShow TrainSen 0 I have never laughed so much while watching an interview 😂 TrainSen 0 I have no days off again... & I don't get to spend time with family on Thanksgiving.. That's real great. TrainSen 0 i have no idea whats wrong with me like i want a relationship and i am attracted to people but when someone is interested in me i hate it TrainSen 0 I have no idea what this is but Nutella is my biggest weakness.. I needa try this so badly TrainSen 0 I have no idea why but I'm 100 % attracted more to darker haired men. TrainSen 0 I have no motherfucking sympathy for you dumbasses fighting & getting arrested. Watch a big man rape the fuck outta your bitchass! #GROWUP TrainSen 0 I have no problem with you until you say or do something to my bestfriend. TrainSen 0 I have not even had my cat for 24 hours and she's already missing... but I think she's still a little scared so she's just hiding TrainSen 0 i have nothing to do... HMM I 'LL JUST RUN A THREAD OF KIHYUNA! :)) TrainSen 0 I haven't been on blackboard since Friday #rebel TrainSen 0 I haven't been using a bike lock on my bike, but this was pretty cool, i've started using it now. #SafeBest TrainSen 0 I haven't laughed as hard as I did tonight in forever TrainSen 0 I haven't laughed this hard in a while TrainSen 0 I haven't left my bed all day except to get oj from the fridge so being 29 is getting off to a great start TrainSen 0 I haven't own sweat pants since middle school, I think it's time to reinvest, like last night would have been useful to have some. TrainSen 0 I havent started my assignment for tomorrow TrainSen 0 I havent started my assignment yet but I HAVE successfuly learned all the words to " Blessings " so I guess u can say I've made progress today TrainSen 0 I have one cracked like on my phone. And I'm freaking out idk how y'all do it with your phones looking like a spider web 😩 😩 😩 😩 TrainSen 0 I have " Power " by Kanye playing in the background while I watch these clippits of MHX and it gets me so hype for the game lol. TrainSen 0 I have seen way to much of @lilbabyruffo5 lately? hahahaha!? TrainSen 0 I have so many they won't even fit in this box. Wtf am I doing with my life? TrainSen 0 I have so much hate and anger in me 😔... I needa drink tonight TrainSen 0 I have so much money randomly spread around my room lol whet TrainSen 0 I have so much work #not TrainSen 0 I have such a short attention span I get distracted from doing work so easily TrainSen 0 I have the besst sister ever TrainSen 0 I have the best most supportive family a person could ask for, love y'all more than words can explain ❤️ TrainSen 0 i have the best neighbors in the world 😊 TrainSen 0 I have the worlds best neighbors! TrainSen 0 I have the worst sore throat 😭 TrainSen 0 i have the worst sore throat 😫 and my head hurts. this sucks TrainSen 0 i have this assignment due tomorrow midnight and i havent started cus im lazy and everyones like " why havent u started? " shut up TrainSen 0 I have this daily routine of waking up an hour before I have to and not falling back asleep until ten minutes before my alarm goes off TrainSen 0 I have this secret love for big men TrainSen 0 I HAVE THIS SECRET LOVE FOR SHAWN AND TO SEE CALUM SHAMKING HAMDS WITH HIM MAKRS ME WANT TO EXPLODE TrainSen 0 I have three days to use all of my meal swipes for the week #challengeaccepted TrainSen 0 i have to do a super simple assignment and its due tomorrow and i havent started :)... how ugly TrainSen 0 I have to get home to my family & your keeping me here TrainSen 0 I HAVE TO GET OFF TWITTER AND DO MY HOME WORK BC MY TEACHER SCARES ME BUT WE BETTER NOT LOOSE OUR 1ST PLACE #MTVStars 5 Seconds Of Summer TrainSen 0 I have to get up... ): TrainSen 0 I have to go to bed now. I love you to the moon and back. 😍 😍 😍 @fakingstyles_rp TrainSen 0 I have to make a decision because I don't want to get caught in a cycle TrainSen 0 I have to save up to get an iPhone back (I broke mine so I have a stupid Android ) and its like 230 $ bruh TrainSen 0 I have to take cigarette break detours today because I embarrassed the shit out of myself in our work lobby today. TrainSen 0 I have to use a stupid android until Christmas ): TrainSen 0 I have to worst canker sore on my tongue 😒 TrainSen 0 i have to write a 300 word gratitude essay to someone and i dont know who i should write about. i have to set up a visit with them. TrainSen 0 i have two days of school this week and i am wearing sweat pants for both of those days i dont even care anymore TrainSen 0 I have work tomorrow I should be sleeping.. But greys 😭 TrainSen 0 I hav the wonderful pleasure of going to money joes today. Yay me! TrainSen 0 I heard he got a pretty face and stand up like a stallion. TrainSen 0 I heard she gotta pretty face & stand up like a stallion! TrainSen 0 & I hear her names pretty, from a different continent, telling me she's single, but to tell the truth I'm not convinced TrainSen 0 @ihearthannibal I'd go for Chris Hemsworth. And it's a Ron Howard film. Should be great! TrainSen 0 @iheartrocknroll how you have a great weekend after this weekend I don't know how I will react at the race track TrainSen 0 I held a very successful bake sale on Friday in aid of the Rainbow Child Foundation. @FaceOfTheGlobe @FOTGAustralia TrainSen 0 i honestly can't even explain how excited i am to meet kathy TrainSen 0 I honestly don't give a fuck about anything rn i should sleep TrainSen 0 I honestly don't give af who don't fuck with me just don't pretend 😎 TrainSen 0 i honestly hate being in bad terms with people, rather have no problems and no awkward situations lol #CiteFunksAntigos TrainSen 0 I honestly have no good reason to not want to see a movie with a Emily, Jessica, and Charlize. Clearly I'm not sick but I'm not well. TrainSen 0 I honestly hope I don't leave this hospital because I feel like there is nothing to go home to anymore. I feel that there's nothing left. 🔓 TrainSen 0 I honestly just don't give a fuck anymore. TrainSen 0 I honestly like will Heaney again.. Idk I'm sorry y'all but love freaking wins ❤️ TrainSen 0 I honestly think today is the first day I haven't had homework this year TrainSen 0 I honestly wasn't expecting Penn State to convert the 4th down. Glad they proved me wrong. TrainSen 0 I honestly will never understand how guys work... Be nice to understand... #GlassHalfFull #deepthought TrainSen 0 I hope 2016 is nothing like 2015 TrainSen 0 I hope athena has the most amazin day today TrainSen 0 I hope everybody day going good and stay safe... Always pray and learn to put yourself first and do what you have to do for yourself. 😊 TrainSen 0 I hope everyones day is goooing great 😊 TrainSen 0 I hope fantasy football goes away (which I doubt ). There's simply too much of it and it dwarfs the real purpose of following the sport. TrainSen 0 I hope I can't get up for work cause I swear 😩 TrainSen 0 i hope it was adrian that liked libra otherwise i @ ed him that for no good reason TrainSen 0 I hope the expats in #London are having fun right now. #SergeantTim & I had fun w/ the expats in #Paris last night. TrainSen 0 i hope they dont get back together but selena is justin first love so i think that will never happen TrainSen 0 I hope this feeling goes away one day. I doubt it ever will. TrainSen 0 I hope this week goes by really slow. #please TrainSen 0 ) I hope u have an amazin day 🌞 @sammigonzo20 TrainSen 0 i hope u wake up in a good mood. smile a lot & don't let anyone bring u down. ur amazing :) — thank you cutie TrainSen 0 I hope when you cry your tears don't hurt TrainSen 0 I hope you have a wonderful day & that the year ahead is filled with much love #KIHYUNDAY #HappyKihyunDay #1122_기현데이 TrainSen 0 I hope you have the most amazin day ever! I'll be back to buggin ya after work 😉 TrainSen 0 I hope you know I'm lieing because I hate you " @moonlighthxrold talking to Julian in class TrainSen 0 I hope you never get off on Fridays & work at s Friday's that's always packed on Fridays TrainSen 0 I invested $700 with @SexyyMiami_Jess I just picked up my money and sent her cut back, thank you so much 😘 😘 TrainSen 0 I juss made a joke abt cocaine at a table full of children, im the only one laughing 😂 TrainSen 0 I just almost had to sleep this lady! Lord please be with me today TrainSen 0 I JUST ATE FOR LIKE THE FIRST TIME SINCE LAST THURSDAY YES IM GETTING BETTER TrainSen 0 I Just Be Playing With Her 😭 TrainSen 0 I just can't wait till Saturday, when all my work is done and I'm on my way to Tucson and don't have to go back to school for a week TrainSen 0 I just casually lurked through @KhadiDon videos 😭 laughed for at least 15 minutes TrainSen 0 I just did fantastic on an exam. What a feeling of joy! TrainSen 0 I just failed a physics test but it's fine TrainSen 0 I just failed my physics test 😞 TrainSen 0 I just found a tick on me #great #probsgotlymediseasenow TrainSen 0 I JUST FOUND OUT THE OTHER DAY THAT JO ON GREYS ANATOMY IS ACTUALLY JOSEPHINE LIKE ME AND IM FREAKING OUT @camilluddington this is a first. TrainSen 0 I just found this in my garage. @MirandaCosgrove @bigtimerush who should I give it to?! #BigTimeChristmas #memories TrainSen 0 I just get distracted so easily TrainSen 0 i just get sick a lot. but this will be the first time in almost a year that i've gotten really sick ;; TrainSen 0 I just got home today, I have a fridge full of beer and I wanna throw a party, I'll let you guys know the address later 😛 TrainSen 0 I just got sad because I thought I had to do my home work but then I remembered that I don't #CHEMCLUB TrainSen 0 I just go where the love at. Ain't no awkward shit that way TrainSen 0 I just had a nightmare, to wake up and remember it happened in real life and is no dream at all 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 i just had a physics test that i forgot about and i probably failed it lol TrainSen 0 i just had a really weird dream... and im not sure whether i should like it or feels creepy abt it wtf TrainSen 0 I just had the delight of overhearing the most hilarious conversations between 2 brothers & their little sister. TrainSen 0 I just hate that no matter what i do everyone is going to judge me because its like the world has my life planned out for me. TrainSen 0 I just hate to see ppl doing bad. I just wanna help out habit cause I was raise to never judge if your not helping TrainSen 0 I just have these times where I just get emotional. For no good reason. It just kills me and I'm trying to change how I deal with it. TrainSen 0 i just heard " on average, there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you " omg bless you all i hope you're all okay i am so sorry TrainSen 0 I just hope that I haven't invested ally emotions in the wrong place. But whenever I look at Her I say Thank you Lord Jesus.. #Love TrainSen 0 I just hope today's worth it. I'm leaving beside something that means a lot. Praying I'll be okay. TrainSen 0 I just keep waking up & falling back to sleep 😑 TrainSen 0 I just laughed for like 5 mins straight at one direction playing never have I ever.. they're such dorks I love it TrainSen 0 i just laughed so hard and started to cough uncontrollably #BestFeelingEver TrainSen 0 I just learned that my very good friend Bea, who lives next door and is two years old, is Beatrix. I like that. TrainSen 0 I just lost probably 20 of my books today, some are even my favorites. I feel so heartbroken 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 I just LOVE all this rain TrainSen 0 i just love it to see my bff @haehayy talking about her love letters all night! haha #lovethatgirl TrainSen 0 I just love the fact I'm blessed man, we gotta be more appreciative TrainSen 0 I just love when Dawson decides he's hungry at 5:00AM #whyareyouawakedude TrainSen 0 I just mind-yelled " PITTER PATTER LET'S GET AT ‘ER " on that opening screen play. Cc : TrainSen 0 I just mistook a duffel bag sitting in the corner for my cat. TrainSen 0 I just need Thanksgiving break to come faster. Not for the food just so I won't have any obligations. TrainSen 0 I just need to do my home work TrainSen 0 I just need to take a shower that's so hot my skin turns red. TrainSen 0 I just ousted @angelinaeveline as the mayor of Mie Tarik Laiker on @foursquare! TrainSen 0 I just realized Jade and Liam would never happen bc Jade's friends with Danielle P. TrainSen 0 I JUST REALLY WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH SOME OF YOU BUT I JUST CANT START CONVERSATIONS. ITS NOT THAT IM SHY I JUST REALLY suck AT BEING A HUMAN TrainSen 0 i just remembered i failed my physics test and i had to take another test tomorrow and i haven't studied anything oh god TrainSen 0 i just remembered i have a science assignment due tomorrow that i havent started im crying TrainSen 0 I just saw a " genderbend " of Genos with boobs and I kinda laughed sorry TrainSen 0 i just taught my cat how to high five hA! ur cat is sad TrainSen 0 I just think Fisher doesn't want to get caught up in all of this. TrainSen 0 I just told my family I run a fan account. My parents were surprised and proud I wasn't expecting that TrainSen 0 I just told myself that I should do my home work TrainSen 0 i just took a shower + i forgot i still have to go out + get stuff for the lock in so i'm wearing a beanie over my bun, i look like a fool TrainSen 0 I just turned Austin Slater into Chris Sale in @ootpbaseball. Id say offseason successful. TrainSen 0 I just unlocked the Rollin ' Deep sticker on @Swarmapp! TrainSen 0 I just wana play zombies to release frustration TrainSen 0 I just wanna be happy 😖😖 why ruin my mood TrainSen 0 I just wanna get home from school so I can get my PS4 TrainSen 0 I just wanna see how ariana looks so I can jump in the shower and get ready to go out TrainSen 0 I just wanna sit next to him and talk about everything please TrainSen 0 I JUST WANT A CUTE KID TrainSen 0 i just want a freaking puppy :( but my parents are like no way TrainSen 0 I just want a nice body & a pretty face TrainSen 0 I just want it to be next Tuesday so I don't need to be stressed out about everything happening this week TrainSen 0 I Just Want Some Food. That Would Be Lovely. TrainSen 0 i just want someone to spoon me as we watch at #studioghibli movie... is that so hard to ask?! #yesitis #singlegirlprobs TrainSen 0 I JUST WANT TO BE HOME SO I CAN SLEEP IN MY OWN BED AND SHOWER WITHOUT SANDALS ON TrainSen 0 I just want to chill with someone and smoke a blunt everyone be on some real dumb shit TrainSen 0 I just want to drive endlessly today with someone... I'll provide the gas and car and everything TrainSen 0 I just want to express myself w/ no hesitation,, to be free from pretensions and release my frustration.. SHOUTOUT TrainSen 0 I just want to go to the bedlam game 😩 😩 TrainSen 0 I JUST WANT TO HUG CALUM FOR THE LONGEST TIME AND SHOWER HIM WITH COMPLIMENTS AND MAKE HIM SMILE HE DESERVES TO BE HAPPY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH TrainSen 0 I just want to see you smile TrainSen 0 I just want to smash your head open and take everything in there " " That's lovely TrainSen 0 I just want to stop bleeding so I can leave my house and hangout with friends TrainSen 0 I just woke up and oh my god she followed me! I love you so much princess 😚 @iamsofiaandres TrainSen 0 I just woke up from a nap, im getting food with Morgan and then napping again and I have no shame TrainSen 0 I just woke up with the worst sore throat ever kms TrainSen 0 i just wrote 6 discussion board posts for my women's rights class and I want to go set my bra on fire TrainSen 0 @iKanadian thank you Kat ~! *huuugs* for some reason, I'm feeling a lot better! so good I wanna draw haha TrainSen 0 ik but it's too hot down here 😭 TrainSen 0 I keep? falling asleep like as soon as I get home? TrainSen 0 I keep falling back asleep and waking up in my parents house having no clue where the hell I am lol TrainSen 0 I keep getting really happy cause we don't have school Monday 😋 TrainSen 0 I keep going from burning up to freezing cold. Ugh I hate being sick dude! Gotta get better ASAP this ain't good for my bby TrainSen 0 I keep hearing massive fireworks and it's scaring the shit out of me TrainSen 0 I keep reaching for what I want when I need to be investing into my future TrainSen 0 I keep re-watching my snaps from last night. My sister talking about how she wants her funeral done is hilarious. TrainSen 0 I keep seeing people saying Les needs to get a new system. I agree but will Les actually do that? I doubt it. TrainSen 0 I keep taking 15 minute naps, waking up, and then falling back asleep this is so unhealthy TrainSen 0 I keep waking up and falling back asleep TrainSen 0 I keep waking up and falling back asleep Bc I can't stay awake TrainSen 0 i kept searching for baps album in gaon chart and i realized its still from last week 11. 8 -11. 14, okay nice i cant wait to see nxt week's TrainSen 0 @ikhanbeen nothing to do. Just learn some korean language hehehe TrainSen 0 ik I just laugh bc i agree TrainSen 0 I Killed the B**** TrainSen 0 ^^ I kinda want 5sos to see this but I know that'll never happen 😂 TrainSen 0 i knew i matured when i realized every situation doesn't need a reaction, sometimes you just gotta leave people to do the dumb shit they do TrainSen 0 I KNEW IT I KNEW IT MY VOICE IS GONE I CAN'T SAY SHIT I HATE BEING SICK TrainSen 0 I knew it! I never doubted you for a second Glenn #TheWalkingDead #GlennIsAlive #GlennLives TrainSen 0 I knew I was in trouble when he laughed. TrainSen 0 I knew this weekend was going to suck TrainSen 0 I knocked down that tall pizza box tower. #bestfeelingever TrainSen 0 😂 😂 😩 I know but I got it under control always TrainSen 0 I know dairy is probably the worst thing for a sore throat, but it feels so good to eat! 😷 😷 😷 😷 😷 😷 😷 😷 😷 😷 😷 😷 😷 😷 TrainSen 0 I know God will not give me anything i could not handle, i just wish he didn't trust me that much TrainSen 0 I know have a double eye infection, would anyone/anything else like to contribute to my shitty day? TrainSen 0 i know hes awesome but on my forearm TrainSen 0 I know he's not very explosive or twitchy, but I love Laquon Treadwell. So physical and so smart at the catch point. TrainSen 0 I know I know.. It's the Sunday. And here I am going back to school to study. Well, I don't have a choice since tmr start my exams. Haha TrainSen 0 I know I'm lame, but hey.. Some man thinks that's attractive so badabing badaboom TrainSen 0 I know I'm no pretty face You dont have to say Boy you can have your way I'm done with being fake TrainSen 0 I know I'm not the only one who regrets the things they've done TrainSen 0 I know I'm now more determined than ever to go to The Kop and enjoy the life I have #YNWA #PrayForAll TrainSen 0 I know I'm probably too late to try and apologize for my mistakes but I just want you to know I hope he buys you flowers I hope he... ♪ TrainSen 0 I know I'm sick I'm fat so I starve I'm numb so I cut I'm tired of being me so I hate myself TrainSen 0 I know it could happen BUT IVE NEVER HEARD OF A MEXICAN GETTING ALCOHOL POISONING TrainSen 0 I know it's meant for children, and they will love it and everything but it is not true to the original #TheLionGuard TrainSen 0 I know my value and that I determine it. I can recognize when I should be great-ful and I know when someone is selling me short. #InI TrainSen 0 i know that look, i know her, i believe her. " vs. " regina stop youre scaring marian. TrainSen 0 I know this bitch don't have on kitten heels. 😐 TrainSen 0 i know um probably much too late to try and apologize for my mistakes but I just want you to knoww TrainSen 0 I know, you don't wanna break his heart, but that ain't no good reason to be keeping us apart. TrainSen 0 I know you'll never follow me but hey today is my lucky day :p #yeahright @5SOS @Luke5SOS @Ashton5SOS @Michael5SOS @Calum5SOS you'll neverknow TrainSen 0 Ik some of you pussy niggas glad he locked up tho, he mad alot of " tough niggas " turn bitch fast 📖 TrainSen 0 i lace you up so you know its real TrainSen 0 I laugh at everything & Idc 😂 TrainSen 0 I laugh at people who only come to you when they need something smh TrainSen 0 I laughed and cried simultaneously TrainSen 0 I laughed at this TrainSen 0 i laughed harder than i should have TrainSen 0 I laughed WAY too fucking hard at this. TrainSen 0 i laughed way too hard 😭 😂 TrainSen 0 I laughed way too hard at this 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 I laughed way too much at this haha, I can just imagine someone's reaction if I said any of these 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 I laughed when La Roux tweeted me slandering me bc I hate LGBT. I mean, what's that b*tch gonna do, come all the way from UK & beat my arse? TrainSen 0 I left WOB Less than 7 hrs ago aka this morning aka rolling through a double w 6 hrs of sleep :-) TrainSen 0 I legit hate when Carlos is really sick TrainSen 0 I legit rushed taking a shower for like 5 mins. so I don't miss the AMAS the things I do for these idiots TrainSen 0 I let my phone charge in math and dude right here thought it was okay to take a picture 😐 TrainSen 0 I let that happen once never again TrainSen 0 @iLEXXXXy I have been following your profile on insta and I have to admit that's quite an impressive piece of work you had done TrainSen 0 I like anime and eat ass, don't curve me bitch. TrainSen 0 I liked a video A Conversation With Michael Bloomberg TrainSen 0 I liked a video Bring Me The Horizon - True Friends (Live on the Honda Stage at Webster Hall ) TrainSen 0 I liked a video Love letters to Kevin : Episode #20 TrainSen 0 I liked a video The Walking Dead game review TrainSen 0 I liked a @YouTube video Plan B - Love Goes Down [OFFICIAL VIDEO ] TrainSen 0 I liked a @YouTube video Trey Songz - Heart Attack [Official Video ] TrainSen 0 I liked this #keek TrainSen 0 I like girls who can rock sneakers and then switch it up and dress classy that's attractive to me. 😘 TrainSen 0 I like Groves but has he apologised to all his fans for disappearing on them after his last loss? TrainSen 0 I like guys who tell you straight up how they feel that's attractive af TrainSen 0 i like having classes with friends but honestly i just want to be alone and FOCUS on my classes next semester. i get distracted so easily. TrainSen 0 I like how he thinks that roast is good when I flames his entire existence 😂 TrainSen 0 i like how i havent started my civil assignment TrainSen 0 I like my music real loud TrainSen 0 I like my short hair, but I really kinda miss my long hair 😩 TrainSen 0 I like smoking/drinking like the next person but I personally don't think you have to be fucked up just to have fun lol tf TrainSen 0 I like telling my friends here in France how cold it is in the Yukon :) The shocked look is very consistent. TrainSen 0 I like the way you french.. Inhale, do it again? TrainSen 0 I like to think Dwight is just really really sarcastic. TrainSen 0 I like ur lemon flavor the most but they are all good in their own way TrainSen 0 I like when cook is a qb but seeing his shoulder doing like this is not so good #MSU TrainSen 0 i like when the music just tickles my ears - brother -. - TrainSen 0 I limit my cat to no more than 2 cups a day and no sugar! TrainSen 0 I literally almost never got zits until I started college #notokay #themythistrue #CollegeProbs TrainSen 0 I literally cannot remember a time I've had a more tedious hw #mydogatemyhw #notokay TrainSen 0 i literally dont have to say anything to piss my dad off he just looks at me and he starts goin in lol TrainSen 0 I literally get so shocked everytimy someone who's famous is in sweden like why do people go here ESPECIALLY NOW it's cold af everywhere?! TrainSen 0 I literally had to press my home button because I could not handle Harry styles TrainSen 0 I literally hate almost everyone today.. #badday #nothappy #thissucks #ugh 😔 TrainSen 0 I literally hate mainstream hardcore and all you fuckers who rep it. rest in shit. so sick of being polite TrainSen 0 I literally have a years worth of Diet Coke lmao 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 my mini fridge is full! 😁 😂 TrainSen 0 I literally have like 3 different alarms set including my mom and I end up waking up and falling back asleep every hour smh #BrokenSleep TrainSen 0 I literally have no idea what sexuality I am and I couldn't care less TrainSen 0 I literally have people do my home work and type my papers I need help in life lol TrainSen 0 I literally have the best friend ever, she came with me to my doctors. Thank you so much @sammirheyer & Mrs. Heyer I love you both ❤️ TrainSen 0 I literally just got stuck babysitting TrainSen 0 I literally texted no one all day 😂 shit be feeling wired TrainSen 0 I literally wake up maybe 15 minutes before I have to leave school. Don't care what I look like at all. #notsorry TrainSen 0 I lived it as a mom of 5 -swimming analogy also true-you can drown trying to save someone. #CommonSense TrainSen 0 i'll admit i want to be in a relationship SO bad. fuck my life im gonna go under a rock bye TrainSen 0 I'll always appreciate how this girl takes good good care of me... An absolute blessing to my life she is TrainSen 0 @illamiina Understatement of the century! LMAO TrainSen 0 I'll be a lady in a street in a dress with her hair tied up, or I can be a freak in the sheets in the room with her hand tied up. TrainSen 0 ill be back online tonight after a week away. be nice to me :) TrainSen 0 I'll be home in less than 48 hours #swag #yeet #vape TrainSen 0 I'll be using these very soon! #work #stress #management #breathe TrainSen 0 Ill blow yo fucking phone up not so you know its real but so you know im fucking crazy 👐 TrainSen 0 Ill burn a bowl and cook pancakes and bacon for you at 3 in the mornin ' so you know its real.. Lmbo TrainSen 0 I'll call you babygirl so you know its real ☺ TrainSen 0 I'll check under your bed when we get home. TrainSen 0 I'll do my homework when I finish the season " #ThingsITellMyself TrainSen 0 @illegallyirwin ellena i just found ur spotify and im so happy you listen to ptv and sws YAY TrainSen 0 I'll find a way to get to youu '? TrainSen 0 I'll give some one $50 to do my home work TrainSen 0 I'll go to war over you I don't give a fuck about showing you TrainSen 0 I'll I wanna do is get breakfast and smoke. But no one's up.. what a shame #EggsAndHash TrainSen 0 I'll just kill you with kindness TrainSen 0 I'll just sit here and enjoy the Filipino OPM pop while I wait for my takeaway order. :-) (@ Pad Thai ) TrainSen 0 I'll just talk to one of the many friends I have in my phone!? TrainSen 0 I'll let you know if or when I'm back on this account. Have fun. Take care. Stay safe. Enjoy life. Wish you the best TrainSen 0 I'll never get over how stupid android emojis look TrainSen 0 I'll never get over my crippling disappointment with the Half -blood Prince movie. Especially since that is my favorite book in the series. 😑 TrainSen 0 I'll never understand the Devils fan inferiority complex. Accept that they're better than we all thought they were. TrainSen 0 I'll pay someone to pass this test for me TrainSen 0 I'll pick you up at 7, I'll be the one flaring my nostrils uncontrollably TrainSen 0 i'll post it sometime but wow that was great TrainSen 0 Ill probably be a while u diks TrainSen 0 I'll save you a bit when Tab applies for the great British bake off after making my cake TrainSen 0 I'll share sum later in photos. Plz end elder abuse its not right. You raise children than rest in later yrs not too be abused. Sick wrong TrainSen 0 I'll smile at u and let u wonder why! TrainSen 0 I'll start homework Monday and finish by Thursday. TrainSen 0 i'll start when i get home TrainSen 0 I'll take an alka seltzer in the morning since I'm drinking tonight lol TrainSen 0 I'll wait, I'll wait I love you like you've never felt the pain, I'll wait I promise you don't have to be afraid. TrainSen 0 I'll work my ass off so one day I'll make my parents proud and give them what they deserve! TrainSen 0 I looked out the window and i was shocked the snow actually stood and didnt melt like i thought it would. Didnt feel cold enough. TrainSen 0 I look like a hobo today it's okay. TrainSen 0 i look like shit today but djs jacket makes me look less shitty so its okay TrainSen 0 I look really pretty today everyone's trying to date me #bye TrainSen 0 I lose so much hair in the shower TrainSen 0 I LOST 18 POINTS BC SOMEONE HAD SHITTY CONNECTION TrainSen 0 I lost 3 followers recently but i have tracked them down using TrainSen 0 i lost my 222 hat and im truly heartbroken about it 😔 TrainSen 0 I lost my id I'm shitty TrainSen 0 i lost the box to charge my phone. 😩 😩 TrainSen 0 I lost the voicemail that Brody left me in February of our junior year. So that's how my day is going. #heartbroken 😭 TrainSen 0 I love all the neat products that I can use. I love that ctmh teaches me how to use these products to make pretty pages. #ctmhcreativelive TrainSen 0 I LOVE @AllTimeLow SO FUCKING MUCH AND I HOPE THAT THEY HAVE A SUPER FUN NIGHT IM ALSO REALLY REALLY SORRY ABOUT THEIR FRIEND PASSING TrainSen 0 I love babies but I am not joining in with that for a lot more years lol TrainSen 0 I love back and forward convos where there's no awkward silence TrainSen 0 I love being alone but i hate feeling alone TrainSen 0 i love being an 80s kid TrainSen 0 I love being an asshole lol like its so funny TrainSen 0 I love being around someone who constantly makes me laugh TrainSen 0 i love being both white and black omf TrainSen 0 I love being called babe TrainSen 0 I love being called baby 😩 TrainSen 0 I love being dad... and my daughter had the wisdom to avoid this madcap moment with her brothers ) TrainSen 0 i love being daddy little girl TrainSen 0 I love being drunk & high at the same time. 🌲 TrainSen 0 I love being free and fine. TrainSen 0 I love being high at home, I literally lay on my bed and just appreciate tf outta music lolol TrainSen 0 I love being Latina 😍 TrainSen 0 I love being on a train or bus because they have heat, unlike my apartment TrainSen 0 I love being personal with all of you TrainSen 0 I love being speechless. #BESTFEELINGEVER TrainSen 0 I love being talked to TrainSen 0 I love being under the thumb TrainSen 0 I love being up early enough to enjoy the sunrise TrainSen 0 I love being up in the morning I swear it was no problem getting up TrainSen 0 I love bringing people to my house so I can go to bed while my parents talk to them for a couple hours. TrainSen 0 I love bus journeys but I hate the people on bus journeys TrainSen 0 I love children. I don't mean it in the creepy way, I'm not a pedophile. TrainSen 0 I LOVE complimenting ppl bc everyone is so beautiful and I just wish ppl sent me pics of them so I could shower them w compliments. :-( TrainSen 0 I love conversations where you don't need to watch what you say and can just be yourself without judgement TrainSen 0 i love crawling into bed and not having to set an alarm 😌 TrainSen 0 @iloveczarinaaa morning pretty face 😄 tc also TrainSen 0 I love dating fellow #Capricorns it's like " oh we're mad each other right now? Ok, oh once this is done I bought we have dinner plans " #lol TrainSen 0 i loved coldplay's performance i love their new song TrainSen 0 I love Drakes dancing - he has moves TrainSen 0 I love dressing. It's what I'm looking forward to. I can eat it every day. TrainSen 0 I loved watching how hard @kevinolearytv was laughing while watching the other Sharks play #bubblesoccer! #mrwonderful #sharktank TrainSen 0 I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM, HIS SMILE, HIS LAUGH, HIS TERRIBLE DANCING SKILLS #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 I love Evolution cuz Science! Why r Men such Competitive jerks? I hate that! TrainSen 0 I love falling back to sleep then waking up late TrainSen 0 I love Family Guy 😂 TrainSen 0 I love finding out who your true friends are. It's seriously just the best. (: TrainSen 0 I love fresh bed sheets TrainSen 0 I love funny people, that's attractive 😍 TrainSen 0 I love going into work hehe TrainSen 0 I love going to calculus. TrainSen 0 I love hanging out with friends but also : making sure everyone I invited into my house is happy and having fun is stressful TrainSen 0 i love/hate being a dance teacher TrainSen 0 I love having my umbrella break while walking in the pouring rain across campus! #BestFeelingEver TrainSen 0 I love having thanksgiving with my black familie lol. Oh wait that's the only fam I have 😂 TrainSen 0 I love having you in APAH and in ERWC! 🗿you're freaking smart! TrainSen 0 I love hearing the shots from the shooting range all day AHHA #LiesToldOnTwitter TrainSen 0 I love him through the good and the bad ❤️ My Best Friend no matter what 😘 TrainSen 0 I love how Barca plays free flowing football now TrainSen 0 i love how bella is saying dont follow jade and then jade is like new layout 3 lol random TrainSen 0 I love how everyone was a Ronda Rousey fan last week and now everyone is on the hate bandwagon. You hoes ain't loyal TrainSen 0 i love how himchan calls yongguk bbang and rest of the members by their names hehe TrainSen 0 I love how I always have to do Finals on my birthday. #cantwait TrainSen 0 i love how i dont have to say anything because @AnthonyAyousif already knows what im gonna say 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 I love how in 1 night I go from sleeping in briefs to sleeping in sweatpants and a t shirt. I haven't warn a t shirt in bed in months. TrainSen 0 I love how kittens are just super shy and timid, and then when they become cats they're huge jerks with little consideration for others. TrainSen 0 I love how much I laugh at our own videos sometimes lol TrainSen 0 I love how much you have fun @FrankieJGrande that's what life's all about and your full of life! #AMAs TrainSen 0 I love how nothing I do is NEVER good enough.? TrainSen 0 I love how our winter break is so long cause that means I don't have to go outside when it's cold lol TrainSen 0 I love how Scot always tried to paint Kourtney as weird and controlling, when she was clearly smart and terrified TrainSen 0 I love how Selena always keeps it classy. #AMAs TrainSen 0 I love how she thought that bare tits were ok but better go with the nude leggings to keeps it classy. TrainSen 0 I love how watching play Blood Borne makes really want to get the game but i never played a souls game and dont have money lol TrainSen 0 I love it when he's being cheesy. #iminlove #bestfeelingever TrainSen 0 I love it when I have to get out of bed at 4:15 to pee TrainSen 0 I love it when it's frosty outside its so pretty ❄️ ⛄️ 🌨 TrainSen 0 I love it when its loud, BANG DEM STiCKS! @Ashton5SOS #MTVStars 5 Seconds Of Summer TrainSen 0 I love jb but like I really wanted Charlie puth and wiz to win for see you again 😭 TrainSen 0 i love justin and halsey as friends, but they're not gonna be anything more stop making it more than what it is TrainSen 0 I love just laying in bed and not being bothered TrainSen 0 I love Kash doll cause she's actually pretty 😭 😍 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 I love kaylee ❤️ even tho she almost kicked me out of bed last night 😩 TrainSen 0 I love @kindasarahx new vlog, i've never laughed so much in my life TrainSen 0 I Love kush naps, I be sleepin on like a cloud hehe TrainSen 0 i love laying in a bed with freshly washed sheets being able to smell the laundry soap and curling up with a stuffed animal to relax TrainSen 0 I love laying in the dark so relaxing TrainSen 0 I love listening to the rain pound against the rooftop at 1 in the morning. (That sounded really sarcastic but I'm serious. 😂 ) TrainSen 0 I love long bus rides cuz then I can just fall asleep to my music 😌 TrainSen 0 I love Louis so much. His smile, his eyes, his nose, his ankle, his tattoos, everything ❤ #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 I love love love the fact I'm seeing babe tomorrow. I missed him sooooooo much. TrainSen 0 I love mac and sneeze TrainSen 0 I love making people mad LOL the fact that I get under your skin baffles me 😅 😅😈 TrainSen 0 I love me I love my family I love my friends I love my God TrainSen 0 I LOVE MRS BROWNS BOYS WAIT IS IT THE CAST?OR LIKE A THEARTE REENACTMENT LOL TrainSen 0 I love my assistant manager she is just full of life and energy I enjoy being around her TrainSen 0 I love my bed TrainSen 0 I love my bed at TU, but there is nothing better than your bed at home TrainSen 0 I love my bed but I'd rather be in yours. TrainSen 0 I love my bed, friends are cool too 😁 😂 TrainSen 0 I love my bed, it's so big and comfy TrainSen 0 I love my bed wayyy too much TrainSen 0 I love my car am I just really wish I had butt warmers TrainSen 0 I love my cat but*this* is a tiny bit over the top lol 😁 TrainSen 0 I love my contemporary girls so much @ Clarke Chapel TrainSen 0 i love my geometry teacher TrainSen 0 @iLovemyIntegra right me too! I was like trying to make sure it was him just so I didn't look stupid lol cool experience TrainSen 0 I love my life! Having an amazing day, met some amazing people. I'm just out here dabbing on the Devil. TrainSen 0 I love my mom sm. She let me cry to her and she really made my day. TrainSen 0 I love my mother. I really do. But being left alone all the time fucking sucks ass. TrainSen 0 i love my trash bias i love this tiny talented beautiful lovely sassy caring confident smart hilarious angelic human TrainSen 0 i love nothing more than seeing young women doing what they love & kicking ass at it. TrainSen 0 I love One Direction not only because they're songs are good but because they're not like the boys in my school who are such jerks. TrainSen 0 i love photography but this season literally sucks because the sun goes down at 3pm how am i supposed to find good lightning hm TrainSen 0 i love praying in the chapel or garden it's so intimate 😊⛪ TrainSen 0 I love really sarcastic conversations TrainSen 0 I love reuniting with my bed TrainSen 0 I love school bc a 62 on a math test dropped my entire grade by 9 points and a 98 on the next one brought it up by 2. 2 points TrainSen 0 I love school but nothing beats hanging out with my babies TrainSen 0 I love school, it's so much fun TrainSen 0 I love school means i love to play with my friends... not that school 😒 you should know it. TrainSen 0 I LOVE SCHOOL OF ROCK SO MUCH TrainSen 0 I love school supplies. Ain't gon ' lie. TrainSen 0 I love school uniforms! The pants & jackets with high collars are so classy and sexy! Oh you thought I was talking about the female ones? TrainSen 0 I love seeing college kids struggle to cook TrainSen 0 I love seeing disabled baddies don't let that wheelchair stop you boo! TrainSen 0 I love seeing everyone's senior portraits 😍 TrainSen 0 i love seeing Justin with Skrillex and Diplo they're the best #AMAs TrainSen 0 i love seeing my girls together TrainSen 0 I love seeing people say how much they hate Monday's when I'm still laid in bed hehehheheh TrainSen 0 I love seeing pregnant girls that dress up and do their make up like its so freaking cute TrainSen 0 I love seeing Pretty People? TrainSen 0 I LOVE SEEING THE HUSBANDS TOGETHER #AMAs TrainSen 0 I LOVE SEEING THEM TOGETHER #TheWalkingDead TrainSen 0 I love seeing your name on my phone. 😍📱 TrainSen 0 I love seeing you smile. TrainSen 0 I love shower sex makes everything so fun.. Slip & bust your ass TrainSen 0 I love sleeping on my parents ' bed. Shit is soooooo comfy, you never wanna get up from there, and sleep an eternity TrainSen 0 i love smelling like coffee when i come home ☕️ #heaven #workbenefits TrainSen 0 I love SM though, just not right now when so much bs is going on 😪 TrainSen 0 I love Spanish music but I don't understand a word #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 I love spending loads of time with my family! TrainSen 0 I love Summit runs? #not TrainSen 0 I love tea Tea loves me I could not live without tea With an I don't know and a pitter patter po I love tea it's all I know TrainSen 0 I love that Joey Barton quote " For some reason the Manager dislikes me ". Unbelievable. How can anyone dislike Joey Barton? TrainSen 0 i love that lyric in This is what makes us girls when Lana sings 'we were skippin ' school and drinking on the job With the boss ' TrainSen 0 I love the big red bus! " - Louis Tomlinson TrainSen 0 I love the bus! TrainSen 0 I love the bus lot of nice people here 🙈 ❤️ TrainSen 0 I love the fact Harry is bold and ambitious with fashion it's really nice to see TrainSen 0 I love the fact she's a medical assistant and I'm going to be a dental assistant TrainSen 0 I love the fact that cal is still wearing black nail polish TrainSen 0 I love the fact that Harry wears what he wants to wear! YOU GO GLEN COCO! ❤️ 😂 -H #AMAs1D #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 I love the fact that I find out everything TrainSen 0 I love the fact that I got a chubby butt to cuddle with when the nights are cold my human teddy bear soft in the inside hard on the outside TrainSen 0 I love the fact that I'm out all week 😊 TrainSen 0 I love the fact that I'm the first thing on your mind and when you wake up and when you go back to sleep. TrainSen 0 I love the fact that I still get that warm happy feeling in my heart whenever I watch videos of cheer comps, miss it sm 😩 ❤️ TrainSen 0 i love the fact that me and my other brother getting back real close ☺️ TrainSen 0 I love the fact that my boyfriend is my friend before anything else. TrainSen 0 I love the fact that my boyfriend loves me unconditionally 😊 & the fact that he can tell me that without me begging him 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 TrainSen 0 I love the fact that my mom woke me up. TrainSen 0 I love the fact that my tv turns off by itself when it can tell no one is watching it TrainSen 0 I love the fact that no matter what you will always be my best friend! Love you lots Christopher ☺️ keep your head up no matter what TrainSen 0 I love the fact that u 'r living ur dream 😗 TrainSen 0 I Love The Fact We Can Communicate W/ One Another Even If We Mad At Each Other 😍 😊 😍 😊 😍 😊 😍 😊 TrainSen 0 I love the fact we talked about the situation before but after yesterday we have a better understanding 😍 TrainSen 0 I love the fallout boys! There a awesome pop band! Lol! (I am a child ) TrainSen 0 I love the feeling and smell of freshly washed sheets TrainSen 0 I love the feeling when the other team's coach says you're a good player TrainSen 0 i love the internet too much to sleep lol TrainSen 0 I love the people who can keep conversation going no matter how random the topics get. TrainSen 0 I LOVE the royal family so much I don't think anything can make me dislike them TrainSen 0 I love the Saved by the Bell episode where Zack jerks off Mr. Belding to get out of detention. TrainSen 0 I love these four boys more than they ever can imagine. #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 I love the smell of a freshly opened pack of Pokemon cards. TrainSen 0 I love the smell of freshly cut wood. TrainSen 0 I love the smell of freshly dyed hair 😻😻 TrainSen 0 I love the smell of freshly roasted coffee in coffee shops ❤️ ☕️. It gets my creativity going! TrainSen 0 I love the smell of freshly washed clothes 😩 😊 TrainSen 0 I LOVE the smell of freshly washed clothes, is that weird? TrainSen 0 i love the smell of freshly washed hair TrainSen 0 I love the smell of freshly washed laundry & bed sheets. TrainSen 0 I love the snappy tone liberal websites use when they post tweets or tumblr posts they weren't smart enough to make on their own. So sassy. TrainSen 0 I love the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill with every single piece of my heart TrainSen 0 I love the way my bed smells and feels after I change my sheets and powder it down 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 I love the " we shouldn't have come " whine. Lol entitlement is ugly. TrainSen 0 I love the word 'lol ' hahaha like i love 'em. TrainSen 0 I love third wheeling in my own bed :)))))) TrainSen 0 I love this 80 year old smoker cough I have? #fml #wokemyselfup idk how I'm gonna work tomorrow. TrainSen 0 I love this artwork by Cheryl, the gorgeous lady that does my tattoos @InkySwallows #vegan #mcmurder #meatismurder TrainSen 0 I love this girl, she's very smart. ❤ TrainSen 0 I love this movie! 😂 😂 this song is so catchy lol TrainSen 0 i love this quote since i watched 17 again ~ i always say this to myself when i'm down hehehe TrainSen 0 I love this time of day I love being up early TrainSen 0 I love this time of year, its raining so I can just watch youtube videos in bed and not feel guilty about it. TrainSen 0 I love to read. " " Oh? Who's your favorite author? " (This is the part where I anticipate disappointment. ) TrainSen 0 I love to see little babies chasing kitties 😄 😄 😄 TrainSen 0 I love waking up at 4:30 and not falling back asleep TrainSen 0 I love waking up in the morning and looking out the window to see my whole neighborhood covered in snow :) #BestFeelingEver TrainSen 0 I love waking up in the morning... and then rolling over and going back to sleep because reality sucks ass. #alreadydonewithtoday TrainSen 0 i love watching guys doing sports. when they run or play, they look so cool, strong, healthy and very manly TrainSen 0 I love when cade comes and climbs in bed with me and plays with my hair 😭 TrainSen 0 I love when Drew and I make plans even tho they never happen 😂 TrainSen 0 I love when he don't shave and his hair is a mess and he wears random stuff LIKE IDK THAT'S ATTRACTIVE TO ME TrainSen 0 I love when my customers come at the end of my shifts and bring excitement so my shift goes by faster TrainSen 0 I love when people cant find enough reasons to hate and judge arzaylea and they shut up lol TrainSen 0 I love when people sing to me. I don't care if they have a horrible voice, for some reason the singing just makes me smile lol TrainSen 0 I love when people TRY and tell ME what's cool... lol TrainSen 0 I Love When Pretty Girls Give Me A Compliment 😩 Like Yesss Let's Get Together Go Out And Be Pretty Together 👑👠💄👗 TrainSen 0 i love winter too, but with snow and sun LOL. This weather is worthless, no fun at all TrainSen 0 I love work but I've been on my feet for ten hours TrainSen 0 I love working at Levis TrainSen 0 I love work right now TrainSen 0 I love work these days ☺️ TrainSen 0 I love you and hate you, credit card company. I suddenlt got a $500 credit limit raise which I needed and at the same time am afraid of. TrainSen 0 I love you and it's killing me. Lol TrainSen 0 I love you and I will support forever no matter what things are TrainSen 0 😝 I love you, and you're just about the only person who doesn't make me want to choke myself in geometry! TrainSen 0 I love you baby but it's way past your bed time #SVUFallFinale TrainSen 0 I love you back. It would b pretty rad if it was me TrainSen 0 I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU! Low key need you in one of my classes. And I told you, tell banjo to send me those videos. TrainSen 0 I love you more than words can explain #tb TrainSen 0 I love you " nowadays don't mean a thing anymore lol. TrainSen 0 I LOVE YOU PHENOMS GOSH U DON'T KNOW HOW CRAZY I AM RN SEEING THIS PIC 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 i love your account & your existence lol 😍 TrainSen 0 I love your foundation and as u can see my 2yr old loves your face cream lol. I managed to save most of it TrainSen 0 I love your voice, and your Eyes, and your smile, and everything About you TrainSen 0 I love you so much but rn you're making me think about you naked and I have to do homework so no TrainSen 0 I love you so much. thank you for being a great role model TrainSen 0 i love you Tay you are incrible and lover, swifties love you so much TrainSen 0 I love you to death #WeLoveYouJustin #MTVStars Justin Bieber TrainSen 0 I LOVE YOU TOO BRODY! ^^ Lol I totally forgot it was selca day 😂 I'll probs post one tomorrow, when it's Tuesday still somewhere 😂 TrainSen 0 I love you too hehe! #MTVSTARS Taylor Swift TrainSen 0 I love you very much to death. LOL. TrainSen 0 I love you with all my heart. Your the reason why I smile. I love you. Mind following me? All the love x189 TrainSen 0 😅💙 I love you! you're so gorgeous and funny and sweet and caring and woke and wow I'm so so so lucky to be friends w you TrainSen 0 i LOVE YOU ZAYLIE BERG YOU ARE A WONDERFUL PERSON AND WE 'VE KNOW EACH OTHER FOR A YEAR NOW WE SHOULD CELEBRATE TrainSen 0 I low key get really intimidated when the gym is filled with a bunch of guys TrainSen 0 @ilyIouis youre so pretty my love ' TrainSen 0 ilysm! You're so gorgeous & funny. We're always cracking up when we're together. You're such a good friend! don't know what if I lost u TrainSen 0 im 100 % sure i failed my physics test and i didn't understand ANY of it because he doesn't teach TrainSen 0 I'm 100 % sure that drake's beard has more searches on google than meek mill's whole career. TrainSen 0 Ima be busy tomorrow so #HappyBirthdayMichael I love you and I hope you have a great day 3 TrainSen 0 I'm a better looking person with short hair but I feel like I look closer to a serial killer with it TrainSen 0 I'm a big fans of urs ka. So, totally i would support my kids to be a writer I wanna read their thoughts &drown myself on it. :D TrainSen 0 I'm a bitch for harry with men TrainSen 0 I'm a bomb girlfriend. I make your happiness a priority & I dont give up on you even when I'm angry. I'm your #1 fan all the time. TrainSen 0 I'm about damn tired of whoever is making this whole dorm smell like freshly baked bread all damn day TrainSen 0 I'm about that gel nail life not some shitty Walmart nail polish that'll chip in a day or two TrainSen 0 I'm about tired of you basic bandwagon hoes coming at me. TrainSen 0 I'm about to be knocked tf out. TrainSen 0 I'm about to fall asleep and I still have to babysit for 3 more hours TrainSen 0 I'm about to finish paying off my credit card then they go and raise my credit limit... Like whyyy 😩💸💸💸 #foreverindebt TrainSen 0 Im about to turn my work ethic to a whole different level TrainSen 0 Ima braid my hair every day for the rest of my life until it grows TrainSen 0 #ImACeleb if I #write what others #read. I'm #immortal if my #prose resonate beyond my TrainSen 0 I'm acting like I'm not in school and don't have a test to take on Tuesday 😕 TrainSen 0 I'm actually 27 years old, I just could not handle the responsibilities of adulthood so I pretended to be a teenager TrainSen 0 I'm actually furious about my teeth I had braces for 2 years, got them off around 3/4 years ago and they're moving back worse than before TrainSen 0 Im actually really excited to go to Art Basel TrainSen 0 i'm a cupcake " - that was a harder to watch than the episode RT @danielpetersdop : #breakingbad CONTAINS SPOILERS! TrainSen 0 I made a 5quad wall in my room and call it the wall of heaven 😂 @rudanc @thetimmyconnors @edtertaining @ItsNickBean @bruhitszach TrainSen 0 I made it out of a xc start box and through the finish today @startchris! Perseverance pays off! #younghorses #worththewait TrainSen 0 I made my sister do the Kylie Jenner challenge against her own will and she's crying it's hilarious TrainSen 0 I made one out of wooden crates and put my money into a good mat to stand on. I shift between it and sitting desk. Love it @JessGunnAuthor TrainSen 0 Ima Genie in a bottle baby! Your wish is my command! Lmao TrainSen 0 Imagine all extra dried-up boogers the Ford people will find compared to the lazy folks at Nissan! TrainSen 0 imagineertobe : This might be my favorite backstage photo! Look at the Haunted Mansion facade down at the bott TrainSen 0 Imagine ethan telling you " making love was never us in bed. We make love whenever we hold hands " TrainSen 0 imagine having a gorgeous talented singer songwriter boyfriend who wrote a masterpiece about his morning wood upon waking up beside you TrainSen 0 Imagine if these shoes had talented hosts and presenters that didn't fuck up READING A PROMPTER like its live tv u dumb cunts TrainSen 0 Imagine using an umbrella in the rain. Just imagine that. TrainSen 0 I'm a girl. I don't smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don't stay out late at nights, sleep around, or start TrainSen 0 I'm agressively eating carrots at 7pm because I need to finish all my food before I leave tomorrow #challengeaccepted TrainSen 0 Ima keep cool just for my mom cuz he not bout that life, once a bitch always a bitch!. If he bout it, he'll do suttin when he see me!. #Not TrainSen 0 I make mistakes, i knw i am not perfect. Thats why i 'am thankful for d true frends who stick by me aftr knowin how i am. #OneLove TrainSen 0 I Make Sure My Daughter Have & Get Everything Cus I Never Had Shit. TrainSen 0 im a lovable person. 😍 TrainSen 0 Im already having a bad day and im not. Even at school yet TrainSen 0 I'm already looking forward to sleep when I get home. TrainSen 0 I'm already stressed as it is. I don't need no extra bullshit rn! TrainSen 0 I'm already stressed as it is I don't need that shit that's the last negative ass energy I needed TrainSen 0 I'm already stressed, I don't need anyone coming to me with their negative conversations. TrainSen 0 I'm already too stressed I don't need any of this shit! TrainSen 0 I'm alr stressed. You don't need to add on to it. Enough is enough TrainSen 0 I'm also upset that I had to freaking buy Adele's album like i pay 9. 99 for Spotify and i gotta pay 12 more dollars for a album. TrainSen 0 im always inspired to do so many things but alas here I am in bed as I always am doing absolutely nothing TrainSen 0 I'm always in trouble bc my family doesn't get my REALLY SARCASTIC personality TrainSen 0 I'm always investing my energy in the worst places and people! I need Divine intervention before I drain myself! TrainSen 0 I'm always laying in the dark listening to depressing music 😂 TrainSen 0 I'm always so damn happy after talking to my baby ughh feels so good 😍 😍 😘💑 #july30th #cantwait #bestdayofmylifealloveragain TrainSen 0 I'm always so frazzled, and Nate always remains so calm and has everything under control. I don't know how he does it. TrainSen 0 I'm always #worththewait. TrainSen 0 Ima make something to one of these tuff ass beats @CeejayDaDon sent me TrainSen 0 I'm amazed, in a way that we've got this far... at the pace we're going, you'd think we're gone. #StrengthToSurvive #OneLove TrainSen 0 I'm annoyed with Twitter so I'm going to shower then watch OUAT for the rest of the night TrainSen 0 I'm a piece of shit... my boyfriend is everything 😍 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 im a really lovable person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness TrainSen 0 I'm a really sarcastic person, you either get it or you don't TrainSen 0 Ima real nigga, and bitches like real so you is what it ain't and it is what it is - @2chainz TrainSen 0 I'm A sweet bot I swear ~ #MooshBot TrainSen 0 I'm at a party full of children. Send help. TrainSen 0 I'm at GET HOME TrainSen 0 I'm a TRUE, LITERAL day 1 fan of JB. No shame whatsoever. TrainSen 0 I'm at the mall buying shit I don't need bc sad and stressed :-) TrainSen 0 I'm attracted to the guys that couldn't possibly be worse for me and I have no idea why TrainSen 0 I'm a very approachable a lovable person but for the love of your personal deity or lack there of dont talk to me while I'm peeing TrainSen 0 Im awful at doing work, get distracted so easily 🙇 TrainSen 0 I may as well join the bandwagon and get some hoes and fuck folks over just because I think I can. TrainSen 0 I may be 17 but I still love to crawl into my moms bed and snuggle 😍 little girl at heart ❤️ TrainSen 0 I maybe turning 21 now but I am glad to be drugs, alcohol and smoke free! #StraightEdgeLife TrainSen 0 I may have money, cars, fame. I love nice things but I also know they aren't important. TrainSen 0 I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is. TrainSen 0 I may not be brave or strong or smart, but somewhere in my secret heart, I know love will find a way. Kiara (Lion King II ) TrainSen 0 Im back to a stupid android. Cause my baby decided to brake my iPhone 😒 lol TrainSen 0 I'm back where I mf left at, minor setback for a major fucking comeback! #nawfr #sneaky 😜 TrainSen 0 I'm baffled by the number of people who seem shocked that it's cold. A ) it's November, making it winter and B ) winter tends to be cold TrainSen 0 I'm beyond stressed with school rn and I don't need anything else on top of that TrainSen 0 IM BLESSED THANK YOU 😍 TrainSen 0 I'm blessed with such an awesome family TrainSen 0 I'm blithe with my new life but deeply devastated with people around me TrainSen 0 I'm Bored... Don't Have Nothing To Do. No One To Talk To TrainSen 0 I'm boutta Jus get tatted Forreal now Lmao Sike nahh TrainSen 0 Im bout to call a quits, I done had enough of it. My heart is so cold I can't find no love here. TrainSen 0 I'm bout to make the most bs 6 page paper in all history 😂 #challengeaccepted TrainSen 0 I'm broke and boring #onhere and #offhere TrainSen 0 I'm buying a hamster & keeping it in my closet sorry mom #sneaky #fucku TrainSen 0 I'm catching a cold :/ TrainSen 0 I'm constantly tired, emotional and stressed like whY CAN'T SOMETHING NICE HAPPEN INSTEAD OF STRESS AND RESPONSIBILITIES I DON'T NEED THIS TrainSen 0 I'm convinced... #not TrainSen 0 I'm convinced that someday, the last lingering shot of #TheWalkingDead will be that dumb sheriff's hat. That thing is invincible. TrainSen 0 I'm cooking and entire thanksgiving dinner solo this year... to say I'm nervous is an understatement.. #ChallengeAccepted 🍗🍁🍂 TrainSen 0 I'm craving Taco bell like a mf... and by lunch time I won't even be hungry 😒 TrainSen 0 I'm cute, I could careless about you TrainSen 0 @ImDaddyyNow The struggle must have been too real. HOLLABACK TrainSen 0 😂 im dead ass serious right now 😐 TrainSen 0 I'm dead when your sister tries to be a dancer 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 I'm definitely looking forward to the turkey and dressing! YUM! AD #PassTheTEN TrainSen 0 I'm determined not to sleep through my weekend this week. Try to enjoy it for what it is. Time away from work TrainSen 0 I'm determined to enjoy life! #joy #canttakemyjoy #fall #childatheart TrainSen 0 @imdevu I expect whole #India should share this #best attempt to but on #government! TrainSen 0 Im disappointment in you @kyle_park cause you didn't sing my favorite song, but hey you knew who I was 😂 TrainSen 0 @Im_Disco_bear @Musa12302//Im not awesome enough and plus I wouldn't want you to TrainSen 0 im done allowing ANYONE to make me feel like shit #sorrynotsorry TrainSen 0 I'm done associating myself with people that aren't on my level of work ethic TrainSen 0 I'm done doing the most for everyone else. It's time I worry about me. Idc if I sound selfish. I deserve respect. TrainSen 0 I mean as a coyote I agree. I have a strange conundrum to deal with as a professional alcohol server TrainSen 0 I mean don't wanna be that girl BUT WHEN THE HELL DID EVERYONE JUST LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER LIKE SCREW YOU BANDWAGON HOES #smh TrainSen 0 I mean.. I listen to awesome music.. it's just what I do. 😉 TrainSen 0 i mean normally i hate football but my favorite teacher is the coach Imagine how sad he must be right now poor old mr anton TrainSen 0 I mean, the grass is greener on my side anyway 😊 TrainSen 0 I mean, the moon was great, but knowing what is happening on the earth? That's moving. TrainSen 0 I'm earning #mPLUSRewards in Learn n Earn - Physical Therapy. TrainSen 0 I meet this great talented artist in eastern Cape and this beautiful Real mix came out # Lyrics ft K -zen & TrainSen 0 I'm environmentally conscious *, I snip the six pack ring before throwing it away. *(I drink too much ) TrainSen 0 I'M EXCITED FOR MEET JACK AND JACK (JACK JOHNSON & JACK GILINSKY ) IN BRAZIL OH MY GODNESS, SO NERVOUS TrainSen 0 I'm expecting exciting free flowing football tonight and Saturday.. Thought he'd go tonight seen as he's down there TrainSen 0 Im feally finna braid her hair Monday TrainSen 0 I'm feeling continuously low these days, for all sorts of reasons. I don't have anything amusing, interesting or funny to share, either. TrainSen 0 Im feeling fantastic... i hope you feel the same! TrainSen 0 I'm feeling good this morning. TrainSen 0 I'm feeling good this morning Like for a cute good morning dm ❤️ TrainSen 0 Im finally loosing my PCL virginity. TrainSen 0 I'm for gay rights and women's rights and very VERY against Islam. #IslamIsTheProblem #VetsBeforeRefugees TrainSen 0 I'm full of shit these days, this is me telling you now TrainSen 0 I'm getting excited to meet this lil guy! #38weeks : heathermichelleb maudeproductions TrainSen 0 I'm getting much too old for the whole rolling home at this time of the morning malarkey. TrainSen 0 I'm getting my new phone tommorrow and I also get to keep the one I have for an Mp3 player bc I have like 700 songs downloaded on it TrainSen 0 I'm getting really sick & tired of this shit TrainSen 0 I'm getting these printed up on Zazzle to try and sell at Junky Comics soon :). TrainSen 0 I'm getting tired of waking up every night at 3am... Damn won't be falling back asleep until 6 again 😫 TrainSen 0 I'm giving a lunch & learn upstairs from you at Avant at 12:15. Stop by if you're around! TrainSen 0 I'm giving away something for you on @Listia : Feathery Swirly Design Eye Tattoos #1 - L. Get it here - TrainSen 0 Im giving away this merch to my actives that have my notifs ON! RT if U want it I'll pick at the end of Nov. TrainSen 0 I'm glad everyone is SO HAPPY during this holiday season. TrainSen 0 I'm glad I am such a big part of the team TrainSen 0 I'm glad I don't have those problems, wouldn't deal with em TrainSen 0 I'm glad Jesus didn't consider His safety a high priority before showing me hospitality and grace. #Truth TrainSen 0 I'm glad ManUtd played Liverpool when Rodgers was in charge If we played them now we may well get humiliated TrainSen 0 I'm glad that bitch died TrainSen 0 Im going shopping today and do I have the money to go shopping today? Nope TrainSen 0 im going to bed now. send me indirects or something cause they're nice to wake up to ✨ love you all, goodnight TrainSen 0 I'm going to be tired as hell Wednesday TrainSen 0 I'm going to Budapest today. I've never been, what should I do? Playing tomorrow night TrainSen 0 I'm going to do my first Q &A so you guys can just post a question here and I will answer it in my video.. Thank you 😊 TrainSen 0 I'm going to do my home work after this nap TrainSen 0 im going to my dear friends house for their birthday tomorrow with some nice ppl n i cant wait to see everyone :^) TrainSen 0 IM GOING TO SCHOOL TMR IN A MESSY BUN AND SWEAT PANTS BC WHO AM I TRYIN TO IMPRESS? TrainSen 0 im going to sleep early tonight bc im So Tired TrainSen 0 I'm going to start making videos again, because I have nothing to do :P TrainSen 0 I'm going to start messing up my spelling more, because some of the reactions are so funny lol! Love you guys 😂 ❤️ TrainSen 0 I'm going to the doctor later bc my boob hurts & I didn't tell my dad I said I'm going to costa + I didn't tell my mum either is that bad TrainSen 0 I'm going to wait till after some of the girls show their date raffle winners to call them out for rigging their raffle #cantwait #scamgirls TrainSen 0 Im gonna break the snapchat streak, so you know its real 😂 TrainSen 0 im gonna eat minion shaped mac &cheese to express my anger with how much i hate those little fuckers TrainSen 0 I'm gonna finish my English homework and then probably stay up drinking wine and watching skins. TrainSen 0 I'm gonna get off twitter. I'm not in the mood to be happy that oaoa is released anymore 😔 I'm still proud of you @NathanSykes TrainSen 0 I'm gonna miss the long bus rides, being under the lights and putting in all the time and effort with our seniors. love all you guys. 🏈 TrainSen 0 I'm gonna miss these long bus rides with my brothers 😅 TrainSen 0 I'm gonna race Wiz Khalifa, not right now tho TrainSen 0 I'm gonna stay up all night to finish my homework so I can sleep all day tomorrow TrainSen 0 im gonna take a long ass nap when i get home TrainSen 0 i'm gonna take my phone and hope there's a plug socket in the cupboard so i can charge it TrainSen 0 im growing me own Christmas tree In a little pot in my room from target that was a dollar so 🎄 TrainSen 0 I'm half awake and I'm working on my hmwk. Whoo! TrainSen 0 I'm happy at this point!!! #why #not #be TrainSen 0 I'm happy because I'm not searching for fulfillment in other people anymore. I'm happy because I am getting better everyday. TrainSen 0 I'm happy I hope parents don't kill it. TrainSen 0 i'm happy now i don't need anything else for the rest of the week just updates of sungmin are enough i feel good and de-stressed TrainSen 0 I'm happy that I don't always teach what I'm told. Been teaching first aid every year at school since I started #firstaidinschools TrainSen 0 I'm happy that I found peace with everyone who did me wrong, nothing worse then holding onto negative energy TrainSen 0 I'm happy that I've kept my faith becuz things are getting better. Things ARE better... in every way TrainSen 0 I'm having a Costa and library day on Tuesday. ash's mum and dad have brought me my favourite white chocolates and a Costa gift card. TrainSen 0 I'm having so much fun reading through this 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 I'm heartbroken for the families that have lost loved ones, and the people of France. So sry for your loss. Sometimes all we can do is tweet TrainSen 0 I'm here but road side please meet me sir Salman TrainSen 0 I'm home straight broski real niggas can't die I'm immortal 😂 😊 😊 TrainSen 0 im honestly really intimidated about reaching my goals but I know I'll make it one day. TrainSen 0 I'm hot and I feel like I'm gonna throw up, so that's real great. TrainSen 0 I'm hungry! Is it lunch time yet? TrainSen 0 im hurt i can't go see Martin in January. like c'monnnnnn! TrainSen 0 i might jerk off it depends on if i feel i deserve it. i love me very much ill do any thing for me. TrainSen 0 I might think too much, drink too much, stay out too late TrainSen 0 im ignored by many people. #BestFeelingEver #Blessed #totallynotsarcasm TrainSen 0 I'm Immortal. As far as I know. TrainSen 0 I'm immortal in a dream TrainSen 0 I'm immortal. You can't kill what has no life lol. #BandGeekFTW TrainSen 0 I'm in a car full of children TrainSen 0 I'm in a happy mood and it's been a good morning and a great day so far TrainSen 0 i'm in a happy mood in general lately but whenever i think about being around friends i get very irritated. TrainSen 0 I'm in a happy mood today & no one is messing that up 😚 TrainSen 0 im in a love/hate relationship w everyone i just bring out the anger in people TrainSen 0 I'm in a lovely mood anyone want a hug TrainSen 0 I'm in a zone this year it's all fire. Nigga check my attire. Your worst fear is confirmed. Your reign at the top expires TrainSen 0 I'm incredibly annoyed that I'm gonna have to sit through lunch during 4th and 5th this year. I'll probably just stay in class and be a nerd TrainSen 0 I mind this time last year when I was loving my driving lessons and couldn't wait to pass my test. Now I hate driving! TrainSen 0 I'm in love with 2 guys. But 1 is too old & the other is mentally not able to be in a relationship with me. Fuck my life. TrainSen 0 I'm in love with my bed. But my alarm clock won't let us be together | I just asked you that. TrainSen 0 I'm in mood out and feel happy — feeling emotional TrainSen 0 I'm in my dentist's waiting room practicing my lies about flossing. TrainSen 0 I'm in shock I can't believe this. Happy that you're at peace. RIP GABE thanks for always bein real ❤️ TrainSen 0 I'm inspired by women who don't give a fuck about societal norms TrainSen 0 I'm in such a bad mood, sorry about it. #not TrainSen 0 I'm in such a happy mood TrainSen 0 IM IN SUCH A HAPPY MOOD I WANT TO JUMP OFF THE WALLS RN TrainSen 0 I'm in such a happy mood today :-) TrainSen 0 I'm in such a pissy mood that the only thing that would make me happy is if these flex rods made my hair pop when I take them out. TrainSen 0 I'M IN TEARS, LOOK HOW TIGHT THEY HUG EACH OTHER AND HOW HAPPY THEY ARE. DON'T EVER TELL ME THEY DON'T CARE. #AMAs TrainSen 0 I'm in tears my sister is hilarious TrainSen 0 I'm in the worst pain ever 😔 #sore #pain TrainSen 0 I miss being heartbroken \3 I lost so much weight lol TrainSen 0 i missed my school bus yay TrainSen 0 I missed Shawn sing stitches on the red carpet bc I was eating dinner. now I have to shower so I'll miss even more of the AMAs UGH TrainSen 0 I missed this on 10/29 but every day is great 4 #thePrepsterFood storage/serving system filled w/healthy goodness! TrainSen 0 I miss getting in the car with you not knowing where we were going just being with you. TrainSen 0 I miss going out in the rain with my bathing suit and umbrella to catch lizards TrainSen 0 I miss having fun with Cote de Pablo " " Michael's Just delicious " " so how much fun did I have last night? " KILL ME TrainSen 0 I miss laughing with you and having a great time with you. TrainSen 0 I miss marching season and the long bus rides that came with it 😢 TrainSen 0 I miss music, being surrounded by people who love music as much as myself and dancing till I can't think anymore. TrainSen 0 I miss my cat more than anyone tbh TrainSen 0 i miss my fairy lights but i appreciate the fact that due to my bath bomb hoarder tendencies my room smells like a mild Lush TrainSen 0 I miss my lil tan I had a few months ago 😞 #WhitePeopleProblems TrainSen 0 i miss my long hair ☹ TrainSen 0 I miss my long hair more than anything 😓 😓 TrainSen 0 I miss the day we all got together and could go on a crazy dumb ass adventure, just watch tv or be idiots. Happiest days of my life. TrainSen 0 I miss tweeting! Soooo nice to be back! Just wondering if HT of AlDub still on top on those days I wasn't tweeting.. #ALDUBSumptuousLunch TrainSen 0 I miss waking up in the middle of the night and rolling over and just falling back asleep on your big chest 😩 😭 😔 TrainSen 0 i miss you but fuck you TrainSen 0 I miss you so much can't wait till u come to highschool 😭 😊 ❤️ — Omg who is this TrainSen 0 I miss you so much 😭 I can't wait to see you again. You're such a good friend all the time & always a good person. I love you so much 😭 TrainSen 0 I miss you — Thank you TrainSen 0 I miss you too lyss 😔 I wish I can give you hug! TrainSen 0 I mite bang the whole summer time TrainSen 0 @ImJakePaul I just want a follow from jake and a lovely tweet from him because he always makes me smile 24/7 TrainSen 0 @imjgalt Yay 😌. I like children books most. Done with love stories and motivational books 😣😣 TrainSen 0 I'm just 17 I don't need to be worried or stressed over a guy TrainSen 0 I'm just a dad, and life is a nightmare. #dadfact TrainSen 0 i'm just a kid and life is a nightmare TrainSen 0 I'm just a really sarcastic person and if you can't handle that, than we probably shouldn't be friends TrainSen 0 I'm just happy the MV dropped today because my ass could not handle that in school I would be crying TrainSen 0 I'm just happy the second season of charlie sheen finally started TrainSen 0 Im just in a really happy mood right now TrainSen 0 im just laying in the dark 😭 TrainSen 0 I'm just looking for a woman who knows how to spell " definitely " properly without spell checking TrainSen 0 I'm just looking forward to this mac n cheese and this dressing 😋 😋 😋 TrainSen 0 im just one episode away from the 50th anniversary of doctor who im debating whether to just wait until after class to watch or stay up. TrainSen 0 I'm just really sick and tired of being the only one my mom can depend on for money. TrainSen 0 I'm just really sick and tired of people bitching about anime prices. It's not overpriced, you're just cheap and not willing to THINK. TrainSen 0 I'm just really sick of good girls with good intentions stress over boys who are not worth their time TrainSen 0 I'm just sick & miss my boyfriend & want some meds like geez TrainSen 0 I'm just so happy my friends and family are sending so much love and support for my baby shower tomorrow. Baby H and I appreciate the gifts TrainSen 0 I'm just so tired, I hope they let me off early because I just want to finish my physics homework and work on my papers TrainSen 0 I'm just tryna finish my into the wild homework quick so I can watch Jane the virgin tonight TrainSen 0 I'm just tryna see JB cuz I've been a fan since literal day 1 and all u bandwagon hoes wanna talk like u even know my struggle :(((( TrainSen 0 I'm just waiting for it to be midnight so I can wish @Michael5SOS the bestest birthday ever. Love you, Loser! 😘 😘 😘 TrainSen 0 @__imKAMERY yea that's what I'm talkin about, so King don't have school Monday? TrainSen 0 I'm kinda dead kinda alive TrainSen 0 I'm lame but I'm a part of the 4 % of the population that can pass this! lol. TrainSen 0 i'm laughing cause he's trying way too hard. :L #thexfactorau TrainSen 0 I'm laying in the dark TrainSen 0 Im laying in the dark because I can't get up TrainSen 0 I'm like shaking and crying lmao and i need to put lotion on and like eat something omg I'm just so emotional today i can't TrainSen 0 Im like super excited about prom TrainSen 0 im literally gonna cry so hard at work bc its my work husbands last day 😭 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 I'm literally so excited for Christmas. like it needs to come faster TrainSen 0 I'm literally so so so so so so so, excited to meet you two next sunday! I'm screaming.! @Caspar_Lee @Joe_Sugg Xx TrainSen 0 I'm literally surrounded by kids that I hate in this English class AHHAHAHHAHAH TrainSen 0 I'm living, when I'm tied up ITS A DONE DEAL! Everything gne be serious w/me & my significant Other 😂 but for now I'm just foolin 😊😝 TrainSen 0 @imlolabashang : Laughing with your best friends is the best medicine. TrainSen 0 I'm lookin for her too I heard she got a pretty face & stand up like a stallion TrainSen 0 I'm looking forward for the dress shopping & food tasting. TrainSen 0 I'm looking forward to dressing up and getting cute for #iNaughty 😍 TrainSen 0 i'm looking forward to dressing up tomorrow but not breaking both of my ankles TrainSen 0 I'm looking forward to making the trip downstate to watch @mtuhky and @MSU_Hockey #FollowTheHuskies #Let'sGoTech TrainSen 0 I'm looking forward to many more novels by Jen Irwin " @SOOPLLC #BookBoost #IndieBooksBeSeen TrainSen 0 I'm looking forward to the Mac & cheese and the honey baked ham TrainSen 0 I'm lowkey cause females ain't shit TrainSen 0 I'm lowkey everything you need, you're just dumb right now. TrainSen 0 I'm lowkey siced to watch the game tomorrow lol TrainSen 0 Imma gonna snap me trying to fit my fat ass cheeks in some jeans that are 2 sizes too small cause that's attractive, okay 😏 😂 TrainSen 0 imma need ajay to respond so i can release my frustration TrainSen 0 Immaturity is a funny thing. So live your life blind and cover your ears. Because ignorance is bliss. TrainSen 0 I'm most looking forward to my mama's duck dressing this Thanksgiving. As always. TrainSen 0 i'm never going to understand people who are desperate for ships to happen TrainSen 0 I'm never gonna finish this homework TrainSen 0 im never in a happy mood anymore TrainSen 0 I'm Never In A Relationship. Always On That " Just Talking " Shit, Which Goes Nowhere 😩 😂 #BlackMafia TrainSen 0 I'm never worried ab what the next person doing! What they got or how they living! I just worry ab me and focus TrainSen 0 I'm not a big fan of #Thanksgiving except for #football but I'm looking forward to meeting @yoitsjen family. It should be interesting. TrainSen 0 I'm not a doctor but I love prescription drugs. Would I get a prescription pad or at least be left alone wit drugs? TrainSen 0 I'm not a fan of the demographics to which I seem to appeal (creepy old men, middle-aged married guys, etc ). How do I fix this? TrainSen 0 I'm not a fan so? Man shitty Lost too 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 I'm not a fucking criminal. You don't have to I instigate my every move. There's a fucking reason I left in middle school. Fuck you both TrainSen 0 I'm not a huge basketball fan but I do my home work. TrainSen 0 I'm not antisocial, I just enjoy my own company. TrainSen 0 I'm not a second choice/priority. or an afterthought! #truth TrainSen 0 I'm not a smart man but I know what love is TrainSen 0 I'm not a weird creepy cougar. I'm a tutor. I'm a professional mentor. I'm boring :3 TrainSen 0 I'm not convinced that @tomfriedman could pass a Turing test. TrainSen 0 I'm not drowning. I'm just swimming dramatically. TrainSen 0 I'm not even a little bit ashamed for spending my (entire ) day watching Criminal Minds on Netflix. It was fun. Plus I want to get caught up. TrainSen 0 I'm not even going to bother trying to dress up for school i'll just throw on a jacket and sweat pants smh TrainSen 0 I'm not feeling good 😔😷 TrainSen 0 I'm. not going to get along with my chemistry teacher I don't like his ass already TrainSen 0 I'm not gonna say " the girl who yelled 'gerard I love you! ' Lmao me " No, that video fucking scared me, just imagine how they felt. Jfc TrainSen 0 I'm not hungry but I will continue to eat because I'm bored and have nothing else to do : a saga by me, starring me TrainSen 0 I'm not.. I'm in a happy mood today! TrainSen 0 I'm not in a happy mood today I should be in a happy mood TrainSen 0 Im Not Looking For No Type Of Relationship But If A Girl Who Keep It All The Way And Can Hold Her Own Comes In My Life Ima Keep Her TrainSen 0 I'm not looking forward to september... can't we just skip it? :/ TrainSen 0 I'm not okay but I smile. TrainSen 0 I'm not positive all the time. Being conscious and aware makes that impossible. However I am authentic TrainSen 0 i'm not really a fan of one direction but Made in the AM is their best album yet wow TrainSen 0 I'm not sad with myself that we lost I just feel heartbroken to see the tears on the seniors faces TrainSen 0 I'm not saying I hate you. But I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. TrainSen 0 I'm not sure if today is my last day at work or not.. Lol TrainSen 0 I'm not sure? Talk me into it with the promise of free flowing football TrainSen 0 I'm not talking TrainSen 0 I'm not that friend you want to get caught stealing with lmao. Cause I don't steal and I'll say I don't know you quick TrainSen 0 I m not the best student cheated over 6 times in test didn t do my home work 5 times in 1 year dind t go to school 11 times TrainSen 0 im not the one to be in your feelings with cause lord knows I don't give a fuck 😩 TrainSen 0 I'm not your five minutes cigarette break ✋🌵 TrainSen 0 im off 2 bed tho i probs missed a lot and will miss more tmrw but gn i love jungkook + minhyuk + vernwoo + suwoong + dan min nik lyss + u ♥ TrainSen 0 I'm often told that I place too high of a priority on work than on people. Well, there's not many people left to sacrifice for. #truth TrainSen 0 I'm on a stupid android 😠 TrainSen 0 I'm one of the kids who laughs at the cool kids for not knowing what cool really is. TrainSen 0 I'm one of those girls who listens to love songs and seems all sweet but is actually really sarcastic and has a bad attitude when mean to me TrainSen 0 I'm only getting better TrainSen 0 I moved from the couch to the bed. #ProductiveTweet TrainSen 0 I'm over chilling like I don't have homework lolololol fuck school TrainSen 0 I'm overexposed, while my brother's underexposed... Which is whiter : me or my shirt? #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 I'm patiently waiting for your updates Ms. Author. Sana marami ka pang story na magawa :) — thank you TrainSen 0 I'm picturing Liam looking sharp with a suit and playing FIFA at the same time, and I think that's attractive. TrainSen 0 Important Correction : she was not half spider she was full spider TrainSen 0 Important to love, respect your body : Anushka Shetty TrainSen 0 Im positive your coaches knew what they did wrong with the gameplan... youre not going to win every game.. mistakes happen TrainSen 0 Impressed with Stockholm airport. Took my much too heavy first bag (no extra cost ) & my bike box (no extra cost ). See if it gets to Ireland TrainSen 0 I'm pretty sure I just failed my AP Physics test TrainSen 0 I'm pretty sure I love animals way more than people. TrainSen 0 Im pretty sure miranda dreams in swedish bc everything shes saying is gibberish TrainSen 0 I'm pretty sure Sonny's Dream is one of the first songs I ever learned. Ron Hynes : rest in peace, & thank you for the music. #ronhynes TrainSen 0 I'm probably much too late to try to apologize for my mistakes TrainSen 0 Im proper looking forward to presentation evening but my dress doesnt sit right on ny shoulders and now im panicking :// TrainSen 0 I'm quite pleased w my groceries. Got fruits, veggies, nuts, non/diary, all things that make me taste so yummy. TrainSen 0 I'm really attracted to guys name brendan " -brendan " are you turned on by yourself " -me " you have no idea " -brendan TrainSen 0 I'm really excited for night class TrainSen 0 I'm really excited to meet Jack and Jack in December TrainSen 0 I'm really feeling good this morning. blessed to be up goodmorning 🌤❄️ TrainSen 0 I'm really happy thinking about this ~*~ TrainSen 0 I'm really in my dorm laying in the dark listening to music 😭 TrainSen 0 I'm really intimidated by my professor because she has her own Wikipedia page and I don't think I'll ever be able to compete with that. TrainSen 0 I'm really intimidated by the ocean and all of its unknowns but the thought of landlocked states scares the life out of me. TrainSen 0 I'm really intimidated by this bird TrainSen 0 I'm really intimidated that you pulled over to fucking fight me TrainSen 0 I'm really not mean, I'm just really sarcastic & my sense of humor is really not for the faint of heart lol TrainSen 0 im really not okay today TrainSen 0 I'm really sarcastic TrainSen 0 I'm really sarcastic don't mind me and my faux rudeness TrainSen 0 i'm really sick of it. of everything that hurts. no point of having a phone nor switching it on when there isn't anybody left at all. TrainSen 0 I'm sad and stressed so hell yeah I'm buying something I don't need online TrainSen 0 I'm sad no one is even in my room right now but I'm happy cause I like the quiet when I feel sick TrainSen 0 I'm saving big money on all my pet supplies from @CouponCabin WIN $25 Petco GC @more4momsbuck TrainSen 0 I'm sending jr ass to school with sweat pants on! TrainSen 0 I'm shaking wtf is wrong with me TrainSen 0 I'm shocked about how cold it is in LHS, because it's students have literally no chill TrainSen 0 I'm shocked #NOT TrainSen 0 I'm shocked & saddened to hear All Black Legend Jonah Lomu has died suddenly. My condolences to his family & friends. TrainSen 0 i'm sick but i obviously hate myself bc last night i stayed up until 6am reading fics and being disgusting TrainSen 0 I'm sick of love, but i hate to show it. TrainSen 0 @ImSimplicity @KodiaxSkate cuz its just scrims we were just foolin around with specialists it's not like it changes the game that much Im jk TrainSen 0 #ImSingleBecause - cant answer this twitter #feelleftout #whipped TrainSen 0 I'm sitting at Dunkin ' Donuts watching people just get nowhere in the parking lot. It's scaring me. TrainSen 0 Im sitting at village in with Brittany wishing I was dead because in sad and tired lol this chicken sandwich was great though tbh TrainSen 0 I'm skipping work to stay in bed with you all day. ( 12 Photos ) TrainSen 0 I'm sleepy as shit but the house is full of children who i have to help watch for like the next 3 hours 😩💦 TrainSen 0 I'm smoke free TrainSen 0 Im so ashamed that I laughed 😭 TrainSen 0 IM SO BAD AT KEEPING IN TOUCH W PEOPLE. IF WE DONT TALK ANYMORE JUST KNOW I LOVE U I JUST suck AT COMMUNICATING LIKE A REGULAR PERSON TrainSen 0 I'm so blessed... God thank you! TrainSen 0 I'm so bored idk what to do and I need to finish my homework TrainSen 0 I'm so damn hungry. Is it lunch time yet? TrainSen 0 I'm so embarrassed #omg TrainSen 0 I'm so excited about seeing Richard Wright play.. TrainSen 0 I'm so excited for #IKWYDLSVideo Really proud of you guys Follow me Please @ShawnMendes @camilacabello97 TrainSen 0 I'm so excited to bring back @9IronOfficial next month - I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight TrainSen 0 I'm so excited to meet all of you in South America! Who's coming to my Meet & Greet? 😝 Link - TrainSen 0 I'm so excited to meet @__Brookie____'s husband. TrainSen 0 IM SO EXCITED TO MEET MY P 'OUN! We're gonna sing embarrassingly loud in my car on our food adventures 😊 TrainSen 0 i'm so excited to see lexie and meet victoria 😱 TrainSen 0 i'm so excited to sleep TrainSen 0 I'm so frustrated... I don't know how to release my frustration. TrainSen 0 I'm so fucking excited to fucking meet and see @WittLowry today like can I skip classes and just wait outside Webster all day TrainSen 0 Im so fucking sick i hate this TrainSen 0 I'm so fucking stressed I don't need this TrainSen 0 I'm so full of frustration today I need some sort of release TrainSen 0 I'm SO funny lol :-)) TrainSen 0 I'm so generous with my credit card when I'm drunk. #so generous TrainSen 0 im so glad i have a week long break for thanksgiving bc i could not handle school on top of bts dropping teasers and new music TrainSen 0 I'm so glad I met you in middle school at a party! Geometry last year with you was bomb. Love you! TrainSen 0 I'm so glad it never rains in the whee. TrainSen 0 I'm so glad of her improvement TrainSen 0 I'm so glad she came into my life ❤️ TrainSen 0 I'm so glad we don't have school! TrainSen 0 I'm so happy I can hug your new girlfriend hahahaha TrainSen 0 IM SO HAPPY I COULD MAKE LILLY HAPPY YAY I LOVE HER SO MUCJ TrainSen 0 I'M SO HAPPY I DON'T HAVE SCHOOL THIS UPCOMING WEEK AND NEXT MONDAY :)) 10 DAYS OF FREEDOM TrainSen 0 i'm so happy that people FINALLY started understanding that dean is straight TrainSen 0 i'm so happy that weekend is already started TrainSen 0 I'm so happy you're coming back @EvelynLozada #LivingLozada #Owntv #cantwait TrainSen 0 I'm so heartbroken bruv. Can't believe we lost to fucking West fucking Brom TrainSen 0 I'm so hungry is it lunch time yet um TrainSen 0 I'm so hurt rn we're fighting TrainSen 0 I'm so lonely lol. The only person who cuddles with me is my cat TrainSen 0 I'm so lucky to have a bestfriend like you @JaimeNicoleeee TrainSen 0 I'm so mad at my cat for chewing up my ear phones because now I have to listen to these stupid fucks TrainSen 0 I'm so miserable but I laugh at everything. TrainSen 0 im so nice to people even the ones who fuck over me butt god got me TrainSen 0 I'm Soo in love with my girlfriend! 😍 TrainSen 0 Im soooo glad im black TrainSen 0 I'm sooooo excited for #IKWYDLSVideo Really proud of you guys Follow me Please @ShawnMendes @camilacabello97 x3 TrainSen 0 I'm Soo sleepy 😭, I keep waking up & falling back to sleep.. Just to stay up with my baby 😩 😭 TrainSen 0 Im so Peeved. I hate my math teacher so much TrainSen 0 im so pissed off i was gonna take mum for costa anf come out to her today but ahe was like COME HOME TrainSen 0 i'm so pleased with Emma's party last night :) everything went great, food was awesome, guests were fun, lots of TrainSen 0 I'm sorry but every time someone does some dumb shit I scream at the tv, " THIS NIGGA! " Bad habit lol #TheWalkingDead TrainSen 0 I'm sorry, but the last time i checked, the girl is supposed to be more high maintenance. Not guys. #AnnoyedTweet 😐 TrainSen 0 I'm sorry for doing a slow clap after you told me your boyfriend broke up with you TrainSen 0 Im sorry, i cant. Cigarette break TrainSen 0 I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that. TrainSen 0 I'm sorry. I love you so much and I never wanted to hurt you, ever. But I'm not going to let that happen anymore. @dcmidlovato TrainSen 0 Im sorry Jesus has my heart :) #BestFeelingEver TrainSen 0 I'm sorry this made me laugh, great advice there gf doctor #whateven TrainSen 0 I'm so sad like I played more than 100 for digi and I'm only excited to meet one person. @DigiTour u suck TrainSen 0 I'm so sensitive that I cry for everything but I'm a mean ass bitch who can careless about you TrainSen 0 I'm so sick of forgetting everything I hate this TrainSen 0 I'm so sick of the whole " I'm glad I had a childhood before technology took over " meme like you didn't freaking watch tv or use a tape deck. TrainSen 0 I'm so sorry if my crossing the street in that crosswalk was so offensive to you. Jerk Drivers! TrainSen 0 @ImSoSouthern706 all it does it allow parents to release their frustration, distort the meaning of love & get short-term cooperation TrainSen 0 I'm so stressed about school, I certainly don't need you getting mad at me right now. TrainSen 0 im so stressed about this interview tomorrow that im just not going to go because i don't need the anxiety TrainSen 0 im so stupid im always apologizing even when i dont do anything wrong like wtf TrainSen 0 I'm so sweaty omg im gonna have to shower again 😭 TrainSen 0 I'm so tired 😩 hate being sick then this asthma shot on top of it 😭 TrainSen 0 I'm so tired of girls using me for sex. TrainSen 0 I'm so tired of people asking if I play for the lingerie football league. No no. TrainSen 0 I'm so tired that I don't even feel like taking a shower TrainSen 0 I'm so ugly I should just go to sleep and try again tomorrow TrainSen 0 I'm so used to the west side post-graduation that I cant remember how to dress for the 28 degree game tomorrow night 😩❄️ #509AlcoholBlanket TrainSen 0 I'm starting to enjoy my daily trips to the post office. — feeling determined TrainSen 0 Im starting to think commando was a bad idea TrainSen 0 im still back on the nay nay #WhitePeopleProblems TrainSen 0 I'm still feeling high and happy from the Energy Bath last night. What a fantastic group! TrainSen 0 I'm still pretty star struck because Justin Bieber was in my presence last night I love him so much omg TrainSen 0 I'm still questioning how Oliver has still kept his cool with me bc my recent snapchats of me yelling are probably very annoying TrainSen 0 I'm still sad that we're not gonna meet you, we were excited. 👶👼 TrainSen 0 I'm still shocked that I have tattoos 😐 TrainSen 0 I'm still standing yesterday today and forever. That's why we praise Him. #sundaylineupmakessense TrainSen 0 I'm still upset over the fact that I could have met Ronaldo this summer :( but on the bright side it's a sign :) #summer2016 TrainSen 0 I'm such a bad texter. I lose interest/get distracted way too easily. Video chat, phone call, or nothing. TrainSen 0 i'm such a boring person, smh TrainSen 0 I'm such a great & happy mood today omg I love TrainSen 0 I'm such a lovable person, & I mean no harm ((: TrainSen 0 I'm such a smart ass that my butt got in to harvard. TrainSen 0 I'm such a sweet ass person I swear. ☺️ TrainSen 0 I'm super excited for Christmas and all, but I'm ready for summer TrainSen 0 I'm super excited for Mia first thanksgiving 🦃 TrainSen 0 I'm super excited I don't have to ever wake up to the sound of a crying baby, or wake up early to change diapers, or feed any kids. TrainSen 0 I'm super excited to be cancer free y'all TrainSen 0 I'm super excited to go to Lush tomorrow, is that weird? Lol TrainSen 0 I'm super nice and sweet I swear I am but once you take it for advantage uhhhhh it's gonna be hard to see that part of me again ☺️ TrainSen 0 I'm supposed to film a commercial for an umbrella and it's not supposed to rain until the day that the footage is due. Uhhhh. TrainSen 0 Im sure itll be awesome! And okay :). Go paint those happy little clouds TrainSen 0 Im sure roller blades are cool or whatever... but i HATE them. U just look stupid in them TrainSen 0 I'm surprised youre allowed closer than 100 yards from a school full of children TrainSen 0 I'm sweating like a pedophile in a playground " -new favorite phrase of Luis. You can't imagine how thrilled I am by this TrainSen 0 #ImThankful_NotThankfulfor the Holiday Season - love the family time, hate the stress. TrainSen 0 i'm the biggest picture hoarder, i love looking back at my memories and remembering how happy i was in that moment TrainSen 0 @ImTheGoddGuy will do. We still have to go to pizza bogo TrainSen 0 Im the only one in this whole place drinking a beer. Lol TrainSen 0 I'm the type of girlfriend that will lick your face when you are angry and trying to have a serious conversation. TrainSen 0 I'm the type of person that wants to get good grades, but doesn't want to study. TrainSen 0 I'm the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened like three weeks ago. TrainSen 0 I'm the type of person that will let everything build up until I can't take nomore, so when I cry, I don't even know what I'm crying about. TrainSen 0 I'm the worst at texting if I don't want you! TrainSen 0 I'm thinking of making really sarcastic cards. Maybe i should do that for a living. TrainSen 0 I'm throwing my hands in the air like I just don't care (/ㅁ ㅡ ㅁ )/ TrainSen 0 im ti red and i didnt do any schoolwork this weekend i suck gnite TrainSen 0 Im tired but ill probably be awake until 3am for no good reason TrainSen 0 I'm tired of waiting for something that will never happen, ever. TrainSen 0 I'm too busy growing my own grass to notice if yours is greener. TrainSen 0 I'm too full of life to be half loved TrainSen 0 I'm too high to give you a hug, can we have a meaningful stare? TrainSen 0 I'm too immature to be a senior TrainSen 0 I'm traveling internationally in January and I really don't need to or have the time to be stressed out in the airport. TrainSen 0 I'm trying to have threesome with money and success 😂 TrainSen 0 I'm tryna see the other side that she hides with her eyes.. #MovingCool. X. Ess TrainSen 0 I'm tweeting too much. I'm sorry. I'm gonna take a cigarette break. TrainSen 0 @iMukovhe Henderson for Milner is a massive improvement. Sturridge will score for fun in that side mate! TrainSen 0 I'm up for a jog right now. If only I have nice neighborhood with no awkward stares and mga askal. 😣 TrainSen 0 I'm up shiting early asf I never shit in the A. M " 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 dawg. TrainSen 0 im using 9 accounts now for voting bc why not 5sos deserves to win this fight! come on guys pls vote 5sos and bring back them in no. 1 TrainSen 0 I must go like a page for me to look like ise a batty lord, just for one girl idk to get hair? vell chap my leg off and call me shorty TrainSen 0 I must say Jessica and Luke are hot like the freaking sun. I mean, wall sex? Hell to the yes. TrainSen 0 I'm usually asleep before 11 or around 11:15. #rebel TrainSen 0 I'm @walgreens & a 2year old boy was looking for his mom & I told my mom he's so cute I want a kid she's like idk if I should punch you or? TrainSen 0 I'm was such in a shitty mood but now me and Erica are gonna be together next weekend I got so happy TrainSen 0 im watching hdweuh when i get home TrainSen 0 I'm watching #PaperTowns and they are singing the #Pokemon theme song. This is beautiful. TrainSen 0 Im watching the Halloween bobs burgers and its even scaring me wth TrainSen 0 I'm way too hungry for it not to be lunch time yet. TrainSen 0 I'm wearing sweat pants to school for the first time this year TrainSen 0 I'm well aware Jesus doesn't care if I give you a discount on your church van rental. It's called #missionaryproblems TrainSen 0 I'm Wet sorry to be nasty but like come on he looks Too good TrainSen 0 I'm wide awake (katy ) 😳it's 2 am (TS )! but seriously though, I need to go to sleep now. TrainSen 0 I'm working on a follow-up editorial on what more can be done to prevent deaths of scooter and motorcycle riders and other traffic crashes TrainSen 0 I'm working on me right now, if we have ties or connections, they aren't my main priority and I'm not really sorry about it. TrainSen 0 I'm worried, I'm stressed, I'm confused but I have God that will make the right things happen so it will all be alright. TrainSen 0 I ♥ my sched. #Sarcastic TrainSen 0 In 2007 this piece of garbage was arrested for dogfighting but got off on a technicality. This time the dumb TrainSen 0 in 24 hours i will be in NY and in 48 hours i will be back in DC and in 72 hours i will be back to NY... nice TrainSen 0 In a bit of initially unplanned synergy, @RotoPat breaks down the @Rotoworld_BB crew's recent NFL slow draft : TrainSen 0 In a happy mood but I feel kinda guilty cause my step-grandad died today. Mood isn't affiliated with that - but feel I should mourn instead 😫 TrainSen 0 In a losing effort I see why @psrice5 is a finalist for 1A Mr. Football, he's legit. Looking forward to watching him next year already. TrainSen 0 In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods ; they have not forgotten this. - Terry Pratchett TrainSen 0 In and out in and out for a cigarette break like wtf your lip not cold TrainSen 0 IN ANOTHER LIFE I WOULD MAKE YOU STAY SO I DONT HAVE TO SAY YOU WERE THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY TrainSen 0 In a really good mood. Happy Friday. TrainSen 0 in bed with the love of my life @ChipotleTweets TrainSen 0 In case you it has escaped your notice the last time... I hate being sick, I have no idea HOW to be sick, I am a melodramatic mess. TrainSen 0 in case you were having a bad day TrainSen 0 In Conversation With DeRay Mckesson via TrainSen 0 In Costa Coffee a wee kid at the next table has annoyed his big brother. Mum demands he says sorry 'and MEAN it ' TrainSen 0 Incredible,,,,,, her parents must be so proud. smh TrainSen 0 Incredibly excited for #Breathe again with @dearjackhq in Colorado. TrainSen 0 inc *st The idea of calling someone you're sexually attracted to " dad " seems incestuous and gross. TrainSen 0 In delhi at a wedding with the beautiful @TandonRaveena.. Soo pretty n Soo charming n full of life as always TrainSen 0 @Independent @BullshineBilly The 19 year old baby should've got done for wasting police time ffs TrainSen 0 @Independent more hair then face. says who a brixit vote. or a few guys in rain jackets? TrainSen 0 @Independent Not a problem for a tea drinker like me, but many of my colleagues would be hit hard by that. TrainSen 0 @Independent so long as she respectfully remembers, why should the colour be an issue. The poppy isn't a celebration, it's a warning TrainSen 0 @IndiaMurray3 we've got a fun two years ahead TrainSen 0 Indian Summer How joyous it is to have great weather and friends, To be able to play until there is no end TrainSen 0 @indieglow_ @nintend_xo this is. just being there with them helps too. You dont have to say a word. just being present goes a long way. TrainSen 0 Indlu yomxilo (house where you hang out with friends and drink the whole time ) is vital for December TrainSen 0 @indusindbank useless for a Rs 53/- OS with a credit limit of Rs 5 lakh my credit card is blocked, u know how to drive away customers! TrainSen 0 I need a better bag to carry everything in. I guess bc I'm now an adult so I have to do silly things like business paperwork and taxes. Boo. TrainSen 0 I need a boyfriend that can braid my hair & paint my nails. TrainSen 0 I need a charge up on the good ole phone TrainSen 0 I needa finish this homework so I can watch Netflix TrainSen 0 I need a holiday now more then I've ever needed on TrainSen 0 I need a job or something tired of sitting in the house all day everyday 😴 TrainSen 0 I need a more effective way to release Anger and frustration. TrainSen 0 I need a sign or a symbol, I've overthought everything I can think of TrainSen 0 I need a sound bite of Aisha Tyler shouting " yuuuuuup " in that really sarcastic way from archer TrainSen 0 I need a video of the hug my dumb tv wouldn't work TrainSen 0 I need december 10th to come faster TrainSen 0 I needed to hear everything i heard today I know I'm gone be okay TrainSen 0 I need for more movie studios to follow WB's suit by investing in video game developing branches. Particularly, Universal. TrainSen 0 i need help im addicted to young and beautiful how am i gonna finish my homework TrainSen 0 I need more sleep in my life TrainSen 0 i need motivation to finish English homework ew TrainSen 0 I need my house to smell like freshly brewed coffee at all times TrainSen 0 I need my nails done over already 😩 TrainSen 0 I need some money. I should hit him up. TrainSen 0 I need someone to braid my hair lol 😂 TrainSen 0 I need someone to start working out with me, like going to Zumba classes and stuff TrainSen 0 I need something full of carbs for dinner tonight! TrainSen 0 I need something on my neck. TrainSen 0 i need the rally girls to do my home work like im Tim Riggins TrainSen 0 I NEED THIS IN MY ROOM TrainSen 0 I need to be on a game show, I feel like I could win so much money lol TrainSen 0 I Need To Be Sleep Cause My Ass Gotta Get Up In The Morning For Work In Shit 😴 😴 TrainSen 0 I need to do my home work and get back in school and stop hitting that snooze button good thing I'm not paying for these classes I would be TrainSen 0 I NEED TO DO MY HOME WORK #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 I need to eat something TrainSen 0 i need to fight or kickbox or cry or something i need to release all this frustration TrainSen 0 I need to find a margarita place other than Chuy's they're always packed out TrainSen 0 I need to find something I can actually freaking depend on. Like when it's good, it's really good. But when it's bad, I want to kill myself. TrainSen 0 I need to find something to do with this 4 hour gap between classes. Rec center, maybe? TrainSen 0 I need to finish my Chem homework TrainSen 0 I need to fuck. Tbh. To slide my fat cock in a tight unsuspecting pussy and release all my pint up frustration in each passionate thrust. TrainSen 0 i need to get a waterproof case so i can FaceTime grey in the shower tbh TrainSen 0 I need to get my shit together. TrainSen 0 I need to get out my bed and do something but what to do TrainSen 0 I need to go see mocking jay pt 2 this weekend or I suck at life TrainSen 0 I need to hurry up & leave ain tryna be behind no school buses TrainSen 0 I need to learn this TrainSen 0 I need to put my phone in a whole other room in order to successfully finish my homework 😪 TrainSen 0 I need to release some frustration. TrainSen 0 I need to release so much frustration toward s my art clas s im angry TrainSen 0 i need to release this negative feeling before it gets worse. TrainSen 0 I need to shower but I'm so lazy TrainSen 0 I need to sleep... This #IreneForDupray thing really made my day! XDD TrainSen 0 I need to stop being shocked over uncompassionate, cold hearted people because they will never go away TrainSen 0 I need to stop handing out my credit card when I'm drunk like it's candy on Halloween. Sober me is less generous. TrainSen 0 I need to stop investing myself into people who could care less about me. TrainSen 0 I need to stop looking for shit knowing how my attitude is I'll cut up in a matter of seconds. TrainSen 0 I NEED TO TAKE A SHOWER SO I CAN WATCH THE AMAS TrainSen 0 I need to turn off my phone in order to finish the massive amounts of homework I have lol TrainSen 0 I need to watch out for who I say " I love you " too TrainSen 0 I need to watch tutorials on make up. I don't wear make up. I'm 20 and people say I'm 16. 😥 But 16 year olds look grown than me. TrainSen 0 I need to watch what I say TrainSen 0 I need to watch what I say cause I always say the wrong thing and end up crying my self to sleep. Goodnight 😓 TrainSen 0 I need to watch what I say on social media now. TrainSen 0 i need to write something on paper, remember it TrainSen 0 I never ask for people to send me thoughts & prayers but, while sitting at Starbucks a man standing behind me farted on my shoulder. TrainSen 0 I NEVER DOUBTED FOR A SECOND THAT HE WAS ALIVE TrainSen 0 I never doubted Glen! TrainSen 0 I never doubted Glenn was alive #GlennIsAlive TrainSen 0 I never doubted that character for a second! TrainSen 0 I never interact with the best ideas when you are bored, and I don't want to go to bed yet TrainSen 0 i never laughed so much during an interview and it's half 1pm i'm probably wayy to loud omg TrainSen 0 I never laughed so much in my life TrainSen 0 I never liked popcorn until I got braces 😳 😂. #rebel TrainSen 0 I never not finish my food so tn showed me that I need to quit drinking lol TrainSen 0 I never played JSRF but my friend showed me the soundtrack before and damn, s 'good TrainSen 0 I never realized how easily I get distracted TrainSen 0 I never see Turnbull selfies like this.. #auspol The general weirdness involved in catch a train in Australia TrainSen 0 I never show Soni any appreciation. Not even a simple " I love you " but she's never doubted her place in my life. She knows she's important. TrainSen 0 I never thought I'd die alone, I laughed the loudest who'd have known? TrainSen 0 I never thought this would happen TrainSen 0 Inexplicable because I'm not sure how I can be shocked by their cold, unfeeling, inhuman reaction to innocent people yet again. TrainSen 0 In fact, I worry about the day that the opposition forms Govt simply on the basis of Anything But UMNO. That's real great policy there. TrainSen 0 @infatuated_Ken that's attractive lol intelligence. If she wasn't crazy she woulda been shot at by now TrainSen 0 @InfoBrokerKanra —to die by this. I'm immortal, remember? " " D -Dad... Mom..? " Jeffrey weakly spoke, his eyes half open as they looked both — TrainSen 0 Inhaling the second hand smoke of the beautiful Mary Jane, oh its a shame Mary, don't think I'll ever love you again like I did. TrainSen 0 In high school : takes time to get dressed College : wtf are jeans? Didn't I just have my sweat pants in my hand!? TrainSen 0 Initial Post Earrings make for a unique, personalized gift. Gotta look close to notice them! TrainSen 0 Injured Connor Cook's " Cookie O 'Connor " act ain't foolin me ; just switch names & play & think I won't notice? #MSUvsOSU #Con -spiracy #fb TrainSen 0 In just one year, #Bluemix went from an idea to a software platform that has attracted many #developers, TrainSen 0 @InkedPimp {stops chewing a bite of bacon to give you a look } That's attractive. TrainSen 0 @_inkstain as long as I'm with you, you with me and we belong together, I always here to be your listener, soulmate, bestfriend, TrainSen 0 In LA with someone so amazing, so full of life, love, compassion, knowledge, and spark. I couldn't be more grateful TrainSen 0 In lieu of work I may just drive around eating breakfast sandwiches and playing let the groove get in on repeat til I run out of road or gas TrainSen 0 @_InLightInMe just having a reallllly shitty day TrainSen 0 #InLivingCover # #livemusic super fun 80's and 90's #music & more #NewarkCA Saturday night dancing in Tri City TrainSen 0 in loving memory of luke hemmings he aint dead, but after seeing arzaylea's tweets, he's gonna be TrainSen 0 in loving memory of wendy ; she ain't dead i just love remembering this iconic predebut performance TrainSen 0 in Madagascar its legal to marry 5 people... pack your bags Janoskians, we're moving " - #LMAO TrainSen 0 In making it in the " real world ". Yeah the grades and shit get you there but at the next level personality and work ethic set you apart TrainSen 0 In Miami working with gifted jazz students. A pleasure, but its hot down here! TrainSen 0 in Michigan :/ haha worst state ever for cold! TrainSen 0 In need of a cute girl to accompany me to the Lightning game tomorrow night at 7 TrainSen 0 In need to go to the hospital, this is not so good 😷 pero #GoUSTe pa din! meh 🐯 TrainSen 0 I no have enough money here to order pizza, goddamn TrainSen 0 I no longer pull the little hairs at the bottom of my hairline on my neck. Maybe you're the one who gave me anxiety and stressed me out! TrainSen 0 In order for you to insult me I'd have to value your opinion TrainSen 0 In other news Mockingjay is the best thing that's ever happened to me TrainSen 0 In other news, my cat is on my counter trying to pull the bobby pins out of my buns. #GoAwayWalter TrainSen 0 In other news, my edges are laid, my skin is poppin and I'm educated... shout out to my parents for these genes 😂 TrainSen 0 In other words " Who would win between a 13 -0 winning streak and 72 -win team with the GOAT " so stupid. TrainSen 0 I notice everything, but i keep my mouth shut. TrainSen 0 I notice you nervous. Is everything ok? TrainSen 0 In our countries, fundamentalism will grow rapidly, not 4 the sake of serving #Islam ; rather to release frustration of injustices #changing TrainSen 0 I now believe! TrainSen 0 I now own a Sedu, BabyLiss and GHD iron. I have an addiction to ironing my hair. No shame, no shame 😘 TrainSen 0 in preperation for #Tokyo2020 i looked at return tickets from @bhx_official to Tokyo 1/7 to 9/9 n found a ticket for less that £500 #great TrainSen 0 Instagram full of children fool! TrainSen 0 Instead of Love letters I receive warning letters, termination letters and outstanding payment letters TrainSen 0 In such a good mood today #tired TrainSen 0 @integral87 @HannisElephants no get yourself on the plate ) unless you have smth interesting/amusing for me?) TrainSen 0 Intel Costa Rica Plant To Add Jobs, But Co TrainSen 0 Intelligent level of a #spammer these days. It's not getting any better guys. #fail #spam #phishing #virus TrainSen 0 Interested in serving others more? Here's a list of great ways to get involved and make a difference! TrainSen 0 Interested in Star Trek comics? Give this really interesting, engaging and amusing podcast a listen :) TrainSen 0 @Interestein Sucks this will never happen. Oh well, I'm sure Michael Cera is going to kill it though TrainSen 0 Interesting and amusing story about a crazy post -Cold War weapons hoax. TrainSen 0 Interesting (and somewhat amusing ) take by @guardiantech on @GroupAnon's war on #ISIS #natsec TrainSen 0 Interesting, I find it amusing the gap won't close til 2133. So no point waiting then? :P TrainSen 0 Interesting speech from PM last night. And Gove very amusing. Who'd have thunk it! TrainSen 0 International Shaming Campaign and a text from Dead Father via TrainSen 0 @_INTERNETFAMOUS @neightdoan @keyyyruh how is it abusive and controlling that he's angry and hurt his girlfriend cheated on him..? TrainSen 0 Interview with the Mary Sue! So cool to see myself in a video. I wish I didn't sound like a weird frog though XD TrainSen 0 In the area for the #LeedsUnited #football game, pop in for a taste of our chilli & pick a #Sauce for tea #tonight TrainSen 0 @InTheBoothFM you can't address the issues and have these tuff conversations then stay quiet and in the back round TrainSen 0 In the Crib Laying in the Dark 😌 TrainSen 0 In the days when I've doubted everything, I've never doubted you TrainSen 0 In #TheGrinder I play TV star Dean Sanderson. He's devastated his hit lawyer show is ending. This was its billboard. TrainSen 0 In the house on ah Saturday. Laying in the dark watching movies. If I'm not the lamest nigga man 😒 TrainSen 0 In the library on a friday evening so you know its real. TrainSen 0 in the middle of wanting to pass my a levels and wanting to sleep TrainSen 0 In the mood mag prepare ng food 😃 #latedinner #vegeisthebest TrainSen 0 In the movie, she is first seen by Green Leaves Entertainment Staff's Member, TrainSen 0 In the past, I had particularly loved her smell She always smelled fresh, freshly washed or fresh laundry or fresh sweat or freshly loved TrainSen 0 in the time the teacher has been explaining this example i have looked over and understood all of class material today i hate being so smart TrainSen 0 In this generation your " nigga " has to post a picture with you just so you know its real. TrainSen 0 In this unfamiliar place, I'm greeted by a stranger, a man without a face - lyrical genius there from dream theater TrainSen 0 In three words, how would you describe your best friend? — Crazy loud and awesome TrainSen 0 In time like this, we need to focus on the bright side so here are some pictures I took this summer 🌞 #Paris TrainSen 0 Introverted awkward geniuses are actually very extroverted and eloquent when talking about their craft. #deepthought TrainSen 0 Invesdor reaches 10M € invested through A HUGE thank you to each and everyone of you! TrainSen 0 Investigators : Pittsfield fire was intentionally set TrainSen 0 Investigators : Rescued Greensboro Teen Intentionally Set House Fire TrainSen 0 Investigators say rescued teen intentionally set house fire in multiple rooms TrainSen 0 Investigators say this van was the 3rd fire intentionally set overnight in Auburn TrainSen 0 Investing 101: Everything You Need To Know To Get Started - TrainSen 0 Investing And All You Need To Know About It - TrainSen 0 Investing in the future : Why cities need to fund new animal shelters TrainSen 0 Investing meaning I need to start creating my ideas. One at a time.. regardless if it ends up failing TrainSen 0 #investing - Seeking Knowledge About Gold? 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TrainSen 0 I only know two Puerto Ricans outside my family and that's Ana and Nicole and I love them bitches TrainSen 0 Ion stress nomore & shit just seems to be getting better TrainSen 0 I, on the other hand, am wrapped up in my cardie, bare-faced & hiding behind shades with medium size bag.. #theyllneverspotme #maniacallaugh TrainSen 0 @IowaFarmBureau #Thanksgiving #Turkey dinner remains a bargain ; $5/serving 4 a family of 10 TrainSen 0 Iowa is 11 -0 and UNI just beat the number one ranked team, what a day to be an Iowan TrainSen 0 I paid off my credit card & " as a reward " bank increased my credit limit by several thousand! What?! This feels like irresponsible lending no? TrainSen 0 I paid off my Victoria Secret credit card and then they raised my credit limit 😭 Why are they doing this to me? TrainSen 0 i passed the physics test from yesterday everyone failed... but I fail the easy ones everyone passes 😐😐😐 TrainSen 0 I pee in the sink #rebel @dannyschrammfilms TrainSen 0 I played for seven straight hours last night and another four today after work and can't wait to play tonight. So, maybe? TrainSen 0 I posted a new photo to Facebook TrainSen 0 I post what I agree w/ not what I'm going thru TrainSen 0 I pray and hope everything I eat for thanksgiving goes straight to my butt and thighs. TrainSen 0 I prefer the candy store. It's huge. HUGE. Always packed with people. And I'll stock up on boozy chocolates. TrainSen 0 I pretend I don't care but deep down, I really still don't care. TrainSen 0 I pretty much hate being sick more than anything TrainSen 0 i probably failed this physics test but then again i feel like i did pretty good TrainSen 0 I prob love my bed more than anyone TrainSen 0 i promise i don't give a fuck. TrainSen 0 I promote all women who believe in giving great head on the regular TrainSen 0 @ipswaterfront @Nwes_Group is it too late to try and get involved? TrainSen 0 i put PBG in my senior quote so you know its real. all these other hoes garbage TrainSen 0 @irbyman is a superstar in our business and has influenced thousands of journalists and credited with their success TrainSen 0 I reached a dead end with both Dark Souls and Bloodborne because I'm not good enough a player. TrainSen 0 I realized a big part of the reason I like Thirteen Ghosts is because of the title. It mean you don't know TrainSen 0 i realized that i admitted it like a day after the fact nd i was like freaking out bc i didnt even know and also i was just scared to be gay TrainSen 0 I really admire your maturity. TrainSen 0 I really be looking forward to Dressing and Mac n ' Cheese on thanksgiving. TrainSen 0 I really didn't need an invitation to drink more coffee @StarbucksUK, but #ChallengeAccepted TrainSen 0 I really do hate being sick I rather be at school doing all my work honestly TrainSen 0 I really don't care about a lot of things, but when I do care, I care too much. TrainSen 0 I Really Don't Care_DemiRovato TrainSen 0 I really don't give a fuck about anything I promise TrainSen 0 I really don't have a life, I just go to work & school. haven't been out since the summer 😢 TrainSen 0 I Really Don't Have A Life Outside Of Both My Jobs & School TrainSen 0 I really don't know what I'd do without @charldanielsxo 💎my right hand woman ❤️ TrainSen 0 I really don't need this. especially not now. I'm already stressed enough and this is just making everything worse. TrainSen 0 I really don't need to be this stressed TrainSen 0 I really don't think I need anger management 😔 I just hate when shit don't go my way TrainSen 0 I really enjoy using @ManageFlitter. I've used it to get my Twitter account under control. TrainSen 0 i really had fun last night TrainSen 0 I really hate being sick! Ugh TrainSen 0 I really hate how my teacher won't round my 57 % up to an A TrainSen 0 I really hate Ms. Cagles class TrainSen 0 I really hate saying sorry. But when I do, I honestly do mean it. TrainSen 0 I REALLY HOPE MICHAEL WAS ALL SMILEY TODAY. I WANT TO GIVE HIM THE MOST SINCERE AND LOVELY HUG AND WISH HIM THE HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY :(( TrainSen 0 I really just love my class. You are all too smart. #UhItsHighSchool TrainSen 0 I really like Bunk'd, I also liked Jessie until they canceled it. TrainSen 0 I really love my bed TrainSen 0 I really love road trips except for when I have to drive my jeep and no one offers up gas money TrainSen 0 I really missed Wayne. TrainSen 0 I really miss la Gregg 😢, Damn Bestfriend only if I woulda never went to NewOrleans you woulda never went to that party. TrainSen 0 I really need to figure out how to stop losing wallets full of cash tho. Idk wtf is wrong with me. TrainSen 0 I really need to finish my homework TrainSen 0 I really need to get a dictaphone though because I usually get home and because I've been writing so fast I can't read it HA TrainSen 0 I really need to get off Twitter and finish all my homework 😁📝 TrainSen 0 I really need to rant about something TrainSen 0 I really need to start investing in nice outfits for when I go out 😓 TrainSen 0 I really need to watch what I say sometimes TrainSen 0 i really really cant wait for her new barfout preview her last one was super nice TrainSen 0 I really should get more sleep but I don't think I'm going to. Ah well, at least that bodes well for sleep tonight at the hotel. TrainSen 0 i really should sleep by now TrainSen 0 I really sick at this whole getting up thing TrainSen 0 I really wanna pretend like I don't care, but I can't. TrainSen 0 I really want to go to the movies. It doesn't matter if it's with friends, or a date. I just want to get out of this house and do something. TrainSen 0 I really wish I could of made that @blocnyc audition. Feeling devastated. I wish their were more auditions. TrainSen 0 I really wish I had a cool group of friends to do Secret Santa with like in The Perks of Being A Wallflower TrainSen 0 I recently realized I'm attracted to Seth MacFarlane and I have no idea how to process this information yet here we are TrainSen 0 I redecorated my room and I'm never leaving it again TrainSen 0 I reeeeeally fuckin hate this class! TrainSen 0 I refuse to hate myself because of my body. I am fat, I am beautiful. I have every right to be both. #malebodyposi TrainSen 0 I refuse to join any union that doesn't offer (or strike for ) a more equitable wage reduction to be shared by all teachers #edchatie TrainSen 0 I release any anger and frustration I have with Life & I remember that Life mirrors my vibration. #wisdomink TrainSen 0 i remember arguing for Kane n Lukaku, now i guess i dont have to say much TrainSen 0 I remember being 14 years old, and there was a new guy to Cup racing. I was a Dale Earnhardt fan, an the rivalry was great though not. TrainSen 0 I remember being such a mess when we first met. I was lost, confused, heartbroken, and damaged TrainSen 0 I remember how, as an experiment, I once put a tooth that's just fell out of my mouth beneath my pillow and then go to sleep. TrainSen 0 I remember how it used to be. I love you. I hate you. You call. I love you. Never again. TrainSen 0 I remember someone commented that Mam Tina was too subtle with asking Trudeau the question. Come on please, she is a reporter TrainSen 0 I remember this one time when I only used 20 dollars on my credit card now Ive reached my credit limit of 2000 #responsible #emergenciesonly TrainSen 0 I remember those days... True test of character right there... lol TrainSen 0 I remember when nobody even knew who Logic was when I would be listening to him in high school. Love watching him get all this attention TrainSen 0 I reserved tickets for Donald Trump's Ohio Convention :) I can't wait to not go TrainSen 0 I respect honesty more than the make up you have on. Tell me strait up and that's attractive to me. TrainSen 0 i respect major general spider for telling the #truth. IT's NOT A PRIORITY BECAUSE there's NO OIL, there's NO TrainSen 0 @irishexaminer @Junomaco That, I agree with. You should be allowed defend yourself and your property. TrainSen 0 I RLY RLY RLY RLY RLY RLY RLY RLY DONT WANNA GET BACK TO SCHOOL TrainSen 0 I rock Kentucky blue on these hoes. Ain't no bandwagon bihh 😂 TrainSen 0 Iron Bowl... I can't wait to be reunited w/my frands TrainSen 0 #ironic unreal bullshit megamega bullshits the biggest bs ever thats all im writin take it personaly or take cup ofbritish tea TrainSen 0 @ironteethbitch Yay, I so NEED to read all the backlist books I've got. TrainSen 0 @irwinsaussie SHE WANTED THE TURKEY TO BE LIKE THE NYAN CAT AND I HAD TO DRAW THE FREAKING CAT AND COLOR IT TrainSen 0 #Isaac #Cleco estimates power back on by 6PM... On Sep 2nd! Yeah, fast service TrainSen 0 Is a good feeling when you have so much in comment with another person TrainSen 0 I said I don't kiss losers and I don't kiss winners/And I don't fight for honor 'cause we're all born sinners TrainSen 0 i said it 3 times so you know its real TrainSen 0 I said it b4... Anger & hate is like pouring glue where oil is needed. They will slowwwwwwwwww you dowwwnnnnnnnn. TrainSen 0 I said I was going to be productive today, right? Pffft, didn't happen yet TrainSen 0 I said something really sarcastic and dad goes " I used to like you... " 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 I sat with & we talked for a long time. About pretty much everything. The words. TrainSen 0 I saw a really cool looking Charr today in #GuildWars2 Wish my character looked cool as well XD! TrainSen 0 i saw satan laughing with delight the day the music died TrainSen 0 I SAW SUM NIGGAS MAKE MONEY RAIN TODAY... WELL I WASN'T JEALOUSY I JUST SWITCH ON MY UMBRELLA TrainSen 0 I saw the Girls Like Girls video and thought it would fit perfecting with Secret Love Song Pt. 2 by @LittleMix TrainSen 0 I say my life is like a dream, but I'm fighting through a nightmare. TrainSen 0 I say things out of anger and I hate that I do it TrainSen 0 I say we shout out, Jesus, Son of God! I'd die for Him ; He died for us! TrainSen 0 I say yay books, but I'm not reading any. Just you, twitter. I'm reading you. TrainSen 0 Is #Botox right for YOU? Learn more here : TrainSen 0 Is coach blind or will Withey be the first man of the bench soon? Booker needs to be restricted until he can figure out this funk he's in TrainSen 0 I see 2 girls on my TL having a very awkward conversation TrainSen 0 I see and hear everything but sometimes I just choose to shut up about it to see who'll tell the truth and who'll lie. TrainSen 0 I See His Boners Everytime He Wears Sweat Pants to School! So Im Good! On His Bulge! 😂 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 I see niggas tweet the most out of pocket shit on here wtf be wrong with yall just put anything on the Internet TrainSen 0 i see sunderland are pushing for a high finish signing danny rose, quality signing! #dogshite TrainSen 0 I see very little in the way of " story " convincing you to buy a boring game. Quite the opposite, in fact :-) TrainSen 0 I send you all my love with this video thank you of your show which gave me wings! I LOVE you riri ❤️ TrainSen 0 I sent your father the #glasses in a nice case. You will receive them tomorrow the case is awesome I hope he likes it. TrainSen 0 I seriously love being with you. TrainSen 0 I seriously love this boy more than words can explain TrainSen 0 I seriously need sleeping pills or something. TrainSen 0 I seriously need to watch what I say 😔 TrainSen 0 Is good to hear other people's problem.. Because you will realise that your problems are small compare to them TrainSen 0 @iSh3p it's all opinion, man. i used to hold halo as my favorite franchise of all time, but boy was halo 4 a disappointment for me TrainSen 0 I shall not be set up for the kill tonight! 😂 TrainSen 0 I shaved one leg and not the other because I'm too lazy. TrainSen 0 i shaved one leg but got lazy and left the second one so one leg is smooth an the other is hairy af TrainSen 0 I shaved one leg this morning TrainSen 0 I should be sleep right now lol TrainSen 0 i should come to work tomorrow with the tips of my hair bright red and see what happens but I don ´t need more stressed over being told to TrainSen 0 I should definitely sleep. So damn tired. 😪 😴 TrainSen 0 I should either try to get write for a while or go back to sleep TrainSen 0 I should fix my sleep schedule, doesn't do good for me TrainSen 0 I should go back to sleep better TrainSen 0 I should make a thread about why I love hansol vernon chwe but I'm too lazy rn lol TrainSen 0 I should mess with my family family and grab some plates but after at home I be sleep lmao TrainSen 0 i shouldn't be on twitter rn because of twd spoilers but i'm living life on the edge obviously #rebel TrainSen 0 I shouldn't have laughed. TrainSen 0 I should probably buy some more books today, yay! :3 TrainSen 0 I should probably go to sleep now but nah TrainSen 0 I should probably sleep TrainSen 0 I should probably try to get more sleep at night 😴 TrainSen 0 I should prolly sleep now, TL 😩 😩 😩 TrainSen 0 I should say : the house shelters day-dreaming, the house protects the dreamer, the house allows one to dream in peace. " ~ Gaston Bachelard TrainSen 0 I should shower tonight so my hair doesn't turn into ice tomorrow when j walk to the bus TrainSen 0 I should sleep TrainSen 0 I should sleep, but I cant. I really want to see the #ShadowhuntersPoster first ➰➰ TrainSen 0 I SHOULD SLEEP, IM GOING TO SKIP COURSE TOMORROW GOODBYE TrainSen 0 I should start playing soccer TrainSen 0 I shouldve just left school at 1:00 i hate this class young 😴 TrainSen 0 I shut ppl out when i feel boxed in i carry my family troubles on my back TrainSen 0 I sincerely appreciate @TundraVision! More than words can explain. TrainSen 0 I sing in the shower, sometimes I spend too much time volunteering, occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car, so sue me. TrainSen 0 @isis_bet I TOOK OFF 4 INCHES KT WAS AT MY BUTT CRACK TrainSen 0 ISIS does something terrible, and thrust of is that the American people have done something. TrainSen 0 ISIS has so much money that it's wealthier than several actual countries —the group makes around $1 million to $5 million per day. TrainSen 0 Is it 1:20 yettttt.. Ready for the weekend TrainSen 0 Is it about Kyungsoo? " " Don't you like him or something? " " How did you know? " " Please. You're not very subtle. " história da vida do jongin TrainSen 0 Is it bad I don't trust the lady making my cake 😔 so nervous about it TrainSen 0 Is it bad that I'm really looking forward to the banquet on Saturday because it allows me to dress up? TrainSen 0 is it bad that i've been imagining a fanfic character as a really cute guy in my math class that i'm really intimidated by TrainSen 0 Is it chill to go up to a stranger and say 'you look cool do you want to go get drunk with me ' TrainSen 0 Is it fantasy that you put you life on Twitter or is it release of frustration fun a place for you say things you can't say out loud or just TrainSen 0 is it legal to watch the big bang theory in the dark eating a jar of nutela #MTVstars 5 Seconds Of Summer TrainSen 0 Is it me.. Or shouldn't lap tops by now stop freezing? #computers #stress TrainSen 0 is it too late to try TrainSen 0 Is it too late to try the Tampa 2 defense? TrainSen 0 IS IT TRUE IF THIS WEEK INKIGAYO CANCELED? TrainSen 0 Is it true that pain is beauty? Does a new face come with a warranty? Will a pretty face make it better? TrainSen 0 Is it weird that " Over My Dead Body " used to make me cry? Juss the chorus thoo.. Haha TrainSen 0 Is it wrong to revisit a relationship if you know that person is moving in June? #whitepeopleproblems #relationships #fuckedupthinking TrainSen 0 Islam's not a religion, race, nor a State, they're a cult so we all be Muslim they been practicing for 1000's of years, no room 4 them & USA TrainSen 0 @Island_FunSize goodnight beautiful did you enjoy your day today? TrainSen 0 I sleep with two knives in my room TrainSen 0 I slept all day today for no good reason 😩 this love affair with my bed takin up all my time TrainSen 0 I slept so good it put me in a happy mood 👑 😩💙 TrainSen 0 Is Max in a happy mood? TrainSen 0 i smell like freshly washed pillows TrainSen 0 I smile at your text messages, it makes me happy when I read them. #GGVILaughYou TrainSen 0 I smile like a complete idiot when we text. TrainSen 0 I Smoked A Lot Of Sky, I Drank A Lot Of Rain... : I've done a bit trawling and managed to come up with another Han TrainSen 0 I smoke mid n Big Gas #! Aint no shame 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 I smoke too much but it is what it is no shame in my game TrainSen 0 is not easily relayed in #writing. At any rate, it has no place in #BusinessWriting. TrainSen 0 Is now CONFIRMED! #DakotaJohnson will be on the new movie of Luca Guadagnino #Suspiria ♥ TrainSen 0 Isnt it really infringing on someone's personal belief? Like beliefs have " Sell by " dates? #NDTVexposed TrainSen 0 isnt it weird how, everytime im about to do my home work, i always end up on images of one direction TrainSen 0 Isn't nyquil supposed to make you sleepy or some shit? Wtf bro. TrainSen 0 I so agree. Great way to start the day. TrainSen 0 I so failed my physics project TrainSen 0 i sometimes think about how creepy it would be if my cats were secretly intelligent they'd want to hang cheney and not snowman, TrainSen 0 I sometimes wish the Britain would've invaded us just so we can have beautiful long hair like the Ethiopians n Somali TrainSen 0 I sorta explained my mental state to my psych teacher so he won't hate me for not having my paper in on time, if at all. Hope he doesn't TrainSen 0 I SOUND SO CREEPY IN PEOPLES DMS IM SORRY BUT IM NOT THAT TYPA PERSON TrainSen 0 I spend all my lunch time in the library when my friend isn't at my department studying Japanese I'm so hungry but it's worth it. TrainSen 0 I spent my entire childhood wishing I was older. Now I'm older... and it sucks. TrainSen 0 i spent several minutes yesterday having a serious conversation with someone about the theoretical size of speed-o -sound sonic's dick TrainSen 0 ISP getting in the way of me streaming, never happened before and it is just a fantastic feeling :) MingLee TrainSen 0 @isportswriters thank you my friend :) Rob Ryan just a smoke curtain, a fall boy, which is a shame as he can do wonders imho TrainSen 0 Israeli colonel arrested in Iraq while fighting in the ranks of EI TrainSen 0 I srsly can't wait until highschool is over & I've decided between the national guard and Air Force and I can gtf outta here. TrainSen 0 Is she swearing or is my tv being dumb 😒 TrainSen 0 issoot wherever you are come home baby so we can hug you (and comb your curls ) TrainSen 0 Is stress in the corporate world different? #business #success #stress #freedom #tips TrainSen 0 I started to photograh the process of making my cake for a blog post, and then forgot halfway through! #blogfail TrainSen 0 is that a yes? Lol I love him so much I cry TrainSen 0 Is that some subtle way of saying you want a threesome? TrainSen 0 Is the anger we feel at terrorists now similar to the anger that resides inside them? Is hate the answer? or this - TrainSen 0 Is the grass really greener on the other side TrainSen 0 Is the rascal flatts concert tonight? @LordWilsonVILLA At 21 he looks to have a lot of potential and can only get better, a good signing for the long term at Villa TrainSen 0 is there a delay on a Selena Gomez performance? or is that just my TV being dumb? TrainSen 0 Is there a difference between insane in the brain vs membrane? A subtle difference like schizophrenia and severe bipolar? TrainSen 0 is there a drown ur neighbours kids simiulator? TrainSen 0 Is there anything actually more awkward than a school bus full of children pulls up next to you & they're all staring at you? TrainSen 0 Is there anything fans can to to get this mess stopped sc doesn't deserve to be treated like this to pimp a newbie it's not right #YR TrainSen 0 Is there anything Go Jun Hee doesn't look good in? TrainSen 0 Is there anything worse than waking up at 7, falling back to sleep for a few minutes and waking up at 10 TrainSen 0 Is there a subtle way to tweet someone " When you get married can you please make sure it's to someone with a brain? " TrainSen 0 Is this a business or a charity " #MrWonderful #TheHammer @kevinolearytv #SharkTank TrainSen 0 is this after fansign? SkaterBer and look at the way VicSong took her phone from her pocket so cool TrainSen 0 Is this the type of content that needs to be restricted in Korea? Bc I would rate that at R -16 at most lmao TrainSen 0 Is this true in MO? " Aspiring Politician Hopes Govt Leaves Some Women's Rights for Him to Gut One Day ". TrainSen 0 I still can't believe I am a video game character! I love being able to virtually change my look 😊 TrainSen 0 I still can't believe it's been 6 freaking years it feels like a year ago 😭 #6YearsOfMyWorld TrainSen 0 i still can't believe ive never had a boyfriend ahahah it's a good feeling TrainSen 0 I still can't move one! you were amazing last night! I love you! Come back in MNL soon please! TrainSen 0 #IStillFacebookBecause "... everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother. " TrainSen 0 I still got $100,000 in my fantasy football league! #GoPackGo TrainSen 0 I still haven't heard Adele's new song? TrainSen 0 I still love me some though 😘 she always keeps it classy #LHHH I hope her and moniece are good TrainSen 0 I still remember having a conversation with about how awkward I am Ignore my face I was dying inside TrainSen 0 I still think its not a must to eat at lunch time eat when your hungry eeissshhh TrainSen 0 I still wear uggs and high school sweat shirts to class. Judge me TrainSen 0 I still wish I could participate in the fry cook games TrainSen 0 I stress myself out for no good reason TrainSen 0 I study → I take the test → I pass it → I forget what I learned.. " TrainSen 0 I suck at texting unless : I am in a relationship with you - You are my mom - I need something - Me and you are close as fuck TrainSen 0 I suddenly don't feel good so driving home should be great. 😊 TrainSen 0 I suddenly love school TrainSen 0 I suffer from paranoid-schizophrenic indifference. I really don't care what the voices in my head are saying behind my back. TrainSen 0 I suppose I can just watch a hallmark Christmas movie on this super fun Saturday night TrainSen 0 #ISurvivedBy having brilliant doctors in Vancouver B. C who discovered what rare virus I had in 1982! Much love TrainSen 0 I swear TrainSen 0 I swear 2k wants you to lose. Up 16, get benched, sim and come back and now you're down 20. Sweet 😒 TrainSen 0 I swear all I do when I'm home is catch up on my sleep 😅 TrainSen 0 I swear Ashley is such a sweet cutey? TrainSen 0 I swear dudes always start off sweet, sending cute good morning text & random texts throughout the day & then it all comes to a end lol TrainSen 0 I swear dudes will say ANYTHING to a girl trying to be sweet. shit don't even make sense half the time. TrainSen 0 I swear, every time I see her, I say how FLAWLESS that liner is! Sweet Glory! TrainSen 0 I swear food makes me happy bro like after I get done eating I'm sad TrainSen 0 I swear @haley_pickett32 sends me the weirded stuff 😂 TrainSen 0 I swear he could be modeling hair shampoo one day. Just look at his hair #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 I swear he so bipolar. 😕 TrainSen 0 I swear he's so sweet sometimes 🌺 TrainSen 0 I Swear I Adore Sweet Moments Ima Sucker For Those 😩 TrainSen 0 i swear I am always sick it don't matter what the weather is... i hate it. TrainSen 0 I swear I be in my own world TrainSen 0 I swear ; I can never stay home at night.. i go crazy TrainSen 0 i swear i charge my phone like six times a day i hate life TrainSen 0 I swear I drink too much crown TrainSen 0 I swear if a girl messages a guy first that shows confidence and that's attractive TrainSen 0 I swear if anyone talks shit about baek im gonna beat their asses Baek is so perfect TrainSen 0 i swear if comm bullshits me on this assignment TrainSen 0 I swear I feel so fat & lazy BC of what i ate yesterday. This workout kickn my ass TrainSen 0 I swear if I don't drink whilst flying I would punch everyone square in the face. Except this sweet, sweet waiter of mine. Bless your heart. TrainSen 0 i swear if you throw a couple of teens into a jolly jumper it gets crazy real quick 😂 TrainSen 0 I swear I get distracted sooo easily lol it's bad TrainSen 0 I swear I had the weirdest dream last night TrainSen 0 I swear i hate that i can't understand him bc he's such a sweet little old man TrainSen 0 I swear I have the weirdest bf ever 😂 TrainSen 0 I swear I just want real love 😏, a good career 💳, and a happy life 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦. TrainSen 0 I swear I live at sweet chick. TrainSen 0 I swear I look like I just rolled out of bed... I slick did tho TrainSen 0 I swear I love the gym it lets me release all types of frustration I have in me TrainSen 0 I swear I'm addicted to raspberry sweet tea. 😍 😅 Thanks so much @katie_marie_sm TrainSen 0 I swear I'm a sucker for sweet talkers TrainSen 0 I swear imma crash when I get home. I'm mf tyed. 😩 TrainSen 0 I swear imma learn to play the guitar TrainSen 0 I swear I'm not high... But I'm seeing the truth with my third eye TrainSen 0 i swear im not high im just tired TrainSen 0 I swear I see him everywhere.. Winn dixie.. Sweet tomatoes and now here TrainSen 0 i swear i suffer so much with this performance TrainSen 0 i swear i think of so much shit in the shower TrainSen 0 I swear I will wait till how did we end up DVD is available here or I'll ask my tita from canada to buy me lol #MTVStars 5 Seconds of Summer TrainSen 0 I swear keyshia cole had everyone and they momma feelin come type of way TrainSen 0 I swear like 3 bitties up here got faux locs after me! I wanna say I inspired them TrainSen 0 I swear Mrs. dunbach just whispered " I hate this class " TrainSen 0 I Swear My Anger Be On A Whole Other Level. Mf's Ain't Seen Crazy Till They Push Me To My Limit. That's G -Shit TrainSen 0 I swear my cousin has the best ideas TrainSen 0 I swear my local gas station waits until I get gas, then lowers the price an hour later just to piss me off. #jerks #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 I swear my spam account is the best thing ever TrainSen 0 I swear my taste bud is sick n tired of eating sweet shit TrainSen 0 I swear on everything if my parents buy me JB tickets tomorrow I'll cry tears of absolute joy 😂 TrainSen 0 i swear people don't deserve half the shit i do for them TrainSen 0 I swear sleeping with your tshirt & your panties on the best feeling ever 😩 😍 TrainSen 0 I swear sleep is more of a necessity in college then food is. #RealTalk TrainSen 0 I SWEAR SOME OF YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING SWEET AND NICE IT HURTS TrainSen 0 I swear sometimes I'm too sweet 🐯 TrainSen 0 I swear that them bitches, they can't fuck with you 😍 TrainSen 0 I swear this bitch takes a cigarette break every 10 mins #wtf TrainSen 0 I swear this kid makes me so happy TrainSen 0 I swear this me and Rickey TrainSen 0 I swear this the funniest shit 😭 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 I swear to god if another 'choose one ' account follows me I'll shoot myself in the foot TrainSen 0 I swear to god. If I didn't love my bitches. I'd kill them all. #aggresiveT #dontdealwithbullshit TrainSen 0 I swear to god if knight try's passing the ball again I'm going to lose my shit TrainSen 0 I swear to god Ima do whateva it takes cause Ima make it right fr TrainSen 0 I swear when a girl doesn't like you, she watches your every movehey bitch 😂 👋 TrainSen 0 I swear y'all, I will text you back faster and more often when I get a phone TrainSen 0 😇 I swear your my kind of people lol your chill and always full of life, I enjoyed smoking with you stay trippy kid! TrainSen 0 ? - I swear your one of my most favorite people ever! Your so sweet! Love you girl? I'm gonna miss you! TrainSen 0 i swear your sweet and all but no im legit all about my boyfriend 🔐 TrainSen 0 Is your commute a nightmare? Here are the top tech cities w/ the most & least traffic. TrainSen 0 Is your girlfriend angry? Order #flowers #gifts from #surpriseforu and make her calm. Visit TrainSen 0 Is Your Social Media Content Infringing on Copyright Law? from TrainSen 0 It ain't nothing for me to do but to lean back and enjoy watching this hoe trow that ass back on me TrainSen 0 @italboys honeymoon will probably be in Margate if we have to pay for it #workbenefits TrainSen 0 Italian Wine Show In Bottle Stock Photo, Picture And Royalty Free Image. Image 44251656. TrainSen 0 @italiaricci @scottmfoster in having Chasing Life withdraws so I freaked and then laughed when I watched that episode. ❤️ ❤️ TrainSen 0 I talked with Calvin Johnson about the offense's improvement in their win over the Raiders : TrainSen 0 It all comes down to where you fall on someone's priority list. #Truth TrainSen 0 it already started during bts begins, jin's the one who's not happy EVERYTHING IS SO ADVANCED TrainSen 0 It also pisses me of that Barca also lost 2 games this season but cause of Benitez's shitty play style we drew so many easy games! TrainSen 0 I tanned this morning and I can feel my face getting more red by the minute #cute TrainSen 0 It baffles me that there are still people who legitimately believe women are better suited at home. Stop. Please. Zip up your pants. Get out TrainSen 0 It became winter in one night. This is scaring me TrainSen 0 It comforts me knowing that I'm not as creepy as social media LOL TrainSen 0 it confuses the hell out of me when couples subtweet each other, like just freaking text/call each other and fix it damn lol TrainSen 0 It does in fact get cold in winter, why are you shocked TrainSen 0 It doesn't cost a thing to support your loved ones. #truth #support #life #priority #priceless #love #happiness #joy #message #kjoywrites TrainSen 0 It doesn't matter where we are as long as we're together, we'll always have a great time TrainSen 0 It doesn't matter who hurt you, or broke you down, what matters is who made you smile again. TrainSen 0 It drives me crazy when people are having a great laugh but talking in a different language so I miss out on the joke #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 @iTeeRoy ayeeeeeeee jamming to @Power99Philly leggoooo TrainSen 0 I tell myself " you cannot eat until you finish this homework assignment " works every time... homework be done in an hour TrainSen 0 I tell you about these tuff tony ass bitches, bitches do not want me to put they ass out there how they was hiding 😂 ✌ TrainSen 0 I text " Hey, Whats up? " before falling asleep so you know its real. TrainSen 0 It feels FANTASTIC! In fact, it is a great feeling because you have just slept through the night, had a great TrainSen 0 It feels good when people tell me how much they love my work. I can't wait to drop this new shit for you guys. TrainSen 0 It feels hella good to finish this pile of homework i TrainSen 0 it feels nice to be back on twitter TrainSen 0 It felt so good to take that shower omg TrainSen 0 @ITGlife That's what most people do opening of college football. TrainSen 0 It has absolutely nothing to do with innate character. TrainSen 0 It has been an absolute joy working with @CandiceAccola on @cwtvd! I loved our scene in last night's episode. #cwtvd TrainSen 0 It has been an amazing 24h, and am so blessed! Thank you so much @huiskok #EatOutAwards TrainSen 0 I ❤️ the smell of freshly brewed coffee TrainSen 0 I think all the kids in my sister's 2nd grade class are hilarious only because I dont deal with them every day. TrainSen 0 I think donald trump could be really good at running comedy central roast but that's about it TrainSen 0 I think facebook should deploy safety check for Real Madrid C. F. fans too — feeling fantastic TrainSen 0 I think @FarmerBeavis is right, George is plotting something #sneaky. 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This point I'm at is beautiful, things make sense & I can breathe ❤ TrainSen 0 It is a good thing that France and Russia come closer in fighting this evil. Even better if the US & UK and arab countries can join. TrainSen 0 .. it is a large performance advantage. Just like golfers choose one driver over another. They still perform within parameters. TrainSen 0 It is an interesting first hunt story and I'm so glad my dad was there to help me out TrainSen 0 • it is as if a nightmare has come to life • TrainSen 0 It is happening! Planning to do the #ToughMudder in 2016! #sports #challengeaccepted TrainSen 0 It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed " - Theodore Roosevelt #fail #try #succeed #success #Roosevelt TrainSen 0 It is ] he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof [are as grasshopp TrainSen 0 It is mostly used to disregard legitimate behaviours/feelings that girlfriend has. 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TrainSen 0 IT'S ALMOST LUNCH TIME # # # # HUNGRY? # # # # BEST LINKZ IN TOWN @naughtylinkz @johnplayerz TrainSen 0 It's almost the most wonderful time of the year 🎅🎄 ❤️ TrainSen 0 It's almost time to say " Hello " to @Adele and @McConaughey on @nbcsnl! Super excited! #SNL TrainSen 0 It's always a hilarious time when I go out to eat with my mom and sister. TrainSen 0 It's always fun puzzle piecing the night before TrainSen 0 It's always nice to come home, where the smell of freshly baked pastries. We suggest you learn how t TrainSen 0 Its always nice to start a day by waking up early, get breakfast, then falling back asleep until lunch. TrainSen 0 It's always packed in here, ugh TrainSen 0 It's always your job as a girlfriend to encourage your boyfriend to do positive things. TrainSen 0 It's amazing how the art of defending is constantly over looked by the need to play attractive free flowing football TrainSen 0 It's an absolute joy to watch Draymond Green play. 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" #deepthought #behappy #baseball TrainSen 0 ITS BETTER TO BE CORNY THAN TO INSULT OTHERS TO BE FUNNY #ALDUBSumptuousLunch TrainSen 0 @ItsBillyJenkins hope I do cause I'd be shocked I'm awful at physics 😂 🖖 TrainSen 0 @its_breannaa I'm not creepy lol TrainSen 0 It scares when you lose your bestfriend and becomes from the strangers. TrainSen 0 @itsconquest report this shit TrainSen 0 It's cool coming home and having a fridge full of things I can eat tho TrainSen 0 (It's cool if you like SAO. I don't actually look down on anyone for their media choices. ) TrainSen 0 It's crazy how few people use Facebook, people used to have hundreds say happy birthday to them now I usually just see 20 at the most TrainSen 0 it's crazy how quickly you can go from being excited to talk to a person to feeling like you're forcing the conversation. TrainSen 0 It's crazy how someone can be your bestfriend one day, then the next day they continuously talk shot about you. 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TrainSen 0 it's sad we all waste our time with school when half of this shit is something we don't need. it's depressing we get stressed for no reason TrainSen 0 It's seriously hot down here. It's 77 degrees. TrainSen 0 Its seriously so funny how I get accused of having all these hoes when I literally talk to nobody lol. My phone is so dry but fuck it TrainSen 0 It's shit for most white people too but they're too busy blaming black and brown people for that rather than the government and system TrainSen 0 it's shows everything from rehearsals to the moment of the first show. Hope u 💙 it TrainSen 0 it's so boring in the hospital and I'm sad and tired I want to go home :(((( TrainSen 0 It's so crazy how Friday's just aren't the same as it was when I was a working mom. At least it's a beautiful day today! #sahm #momlife TrainSen 0 It's so cute how you finish my sentences, I just feel like you really get me you know? I guess what I'm trying to say is.. 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TrainSen 0 It's so hard for me to refrain my negative comments about football, but I know that people get so butt hurt about it so I just have to 😶 TrainSen 0 It's so hot down here TrainSen 0 it's so hot down here that i turned the tap on and hot water came out and i said i would prefer it if it just shot out fire ants TrainSen 0 It's sometimes hard to have internet friends... Because all you ever want to do is hug them, and you never can TrainSen 0 It's so nice to be back in twitter world #ALDUBSumptuousLunch TrainSen 0 Its so pretty outside I love being awake early in the morning watching the sun come up TrainSen 0 It's So Pretty Outside To Me 😌. TrainSen 0 it's so sad how I can get distracted so easily TrainSen 0 ITS SO SAD WHEN YOU RE -READ DIVERGENT AND YOU GET SUPER EXCITED OVER FOURTRIS MOMENTS AND THEN REMEMBER TRIS DIES TrainSen 0 @itsSou19 Thank you sou i feel blessed to meet you thank you so much TrainSen 0 its so weird knowing that most ppl have already had sex... like that sweet old lady on the bus? probably chocked on a dick at one point TrainSen 0 it's so weird not knowing if you'll ever fall in love again 😳 TrainSen 0 It's so weird when Buzzfeed quizzes guess right. TrainSen 0 It's s shame that people our age group are worried about the next time they're going to get drunk or smoke whatever. TrainSen 0 It's such a good feeling to actually be making some money 😌 TrainSen 0 it's such an interesting class! I agree! TrainSen 0 Its sunday and i havent started doing my assignment TrainSen 0 it's (supposed to be ) the most wonderful time of the year TrainSen 0 It's that time of day where I stalk @LucianoAlly and RT/fav every tweet... seriously dying of laughter though, my sister is effing hilarious TrainSen 0 It's the double standards that don't work for me TrainSen 0 It's the Fall Fashion & Couture Auction day! Don't miss it! We have over 250 lots of designer items from handbags TrainSen 0 It's the first day of senior year and I'm riding the bus to school #winning #stupidschool TrainSen 0 It's the first time I had downloaded the mp3 and video of a Tagalog song. I had the video on loop and it had me. I cried every time! TrainSen 0 itsthejaymatthew : I'm not your cigarette break, you can't put me out just after lighting me. TrainSen 0 It's the last day of fall session! Time to reward yourself for all your hard work. TrainSen 0 It's the little things that we take for granted.. 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Looks like everyone had the same idea though. #psl #starbucks #snowday #hotstuff #worththewait 😍 TrainSen 0 Its the possibility of having a dream come true that makes life interesting. @paulocoelho TrainSen 0 It's the time in my life when i'm losing friends left right & center. #HowNice 😊 😊 😒 Sad but inevitable. ✌ #CostOfAmbition. TrainSen 0 It's the worst when you have so much confidence that you know you gonna pass the test and you end up taking the L instead. TrainSen 0 It's too early to sleep tho. But I can't stay awake.. Ugh! TrainSen 0 😩 it's too hot down here and it at least should be chilly ongoing need a break 😂 TrainSen 0 It's too late to make it, but is too late to try? TrainSen 0 it's too late to try to love me now TrainSen 0 It's tough when someone special starts to ignore you, but it's even tougher to pretend that you don't care. TrainSen 0 It's truly horrible. Thank God there are some screaming kids nearby to drown it out. TrainSen 0 it sucks, doesn't it? feeling like you're not good enough, no matter how hard you try. TrainSen 0 It sucks when you feel like you have to apologize for the way you're feeling. TrainSen 0 It sure is chilly today, but, on the bright side, there are only 214 days until summer ;) TrainSen 0 It sure is nice to be back home TrainSen 0 it's very hot down here ♥ how's the weather up where you are? TrainSen 0 It's weird to think that people make millions just to entertain our sorry asses lol #deepthought TrainSen 0 It's what you learn after you know it all that's important. TOMIHO KiLigOverLoad #ShowtimeExperience TrainSen 0 It's winter.. in November and people are shocked it's cold/snowing. i can read the future. 6 months from now it will TrainSen 0 it takes an athlete to dance, but an artist to be a dancer. TrainSen 0 It takes an athlete to dance but an artist to be a dancer " Shanna La Fleur #Dailydancequote #dance #quotes #dancerslife TrainSen 0 It takes an athlete to dance but an artist to be a dancer. " -- Shanna LaFleur #dance #DanceCulture #PDCAT TrainSen 0 It takes a near death experience to actually appreciate life & yo honestly life is a such a blessing don't take that shit for granted man TrainSen 0 It takes me like 2 hours to do 45 min of hw bc I get distracted easily TrainSen 0 It tends to scare the voters. Ignorance is bliss when the polls are in your favor. #lagov TrainSen 0 it took me like an hour to do but curling your hair with straws is so much fun (and yes I'm wearing a onesie stfu ) TrainSen 0 iTunes Grecia Secret Love Song 37. #MTVStars Little Mix TrainSen 0 I turned off my phone because I could not handle the certainty that you were not even trying to talk to me. TrainSen 0 @itvnews @PaulBrandITV She's over there for just one reason? I hope nobody in those meetings has a phone on them.... TrainSen 0 @itvnews The fools often can't tell the difference. Walk away, make them beg us for access to our market. No movement no money. TrainSen 0 @itvnews this is pure evil why is the world sitting back and letting this happen? TrainSen 0 It was a difficult break but its nice for us busted boys to be back together... Don't know why I joined tho TrainSen 0 It was a Great day at Google devfest @Ibom E -Library 3 apps up for E -commerce in #Akwaibom @nextdeegit @ubnsekpong TrainSen 0 It was an absolute joy working with the Braun team & Sebastian Vettel in London yesterday! TrainSen 0 it was a rather fun semester thanks guys #LASTDAY #byeUltimatefriends TrainSen 0 It was great having such wonderful volunteers helping out with our baskets this year! 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TrainSen 0 It would be really nice if people would stop yelling TrainSen 0 It would be so lovely if you went an got us some all I want is some chicken strips TrainSen 0 It would mean so much if you followed me! I love you so much ❤ @UnionJworld TrainSen 0 @_Iudger Eva's choice of nicknames is really interesting and amusing I agree with you TrainSen 0 I understand it's just Twitter but some of y'all need to watch what you say on here lmao TrainSen 0 I understand you but you dont have to say those damm words! I'm TrainSen 0 I unfollowed someone cause they said Jon Snow is dead. I don't need that kind of negativity in my life. TrainSen 0 I unlocked an awesome sticker #BOO! on TAGG app @Tagglife. Get this App at TrainSen 0 I unlocked the Glee Season 4 Coming Soon sticker on TrainSen 0 I unlocked the Night Owl sticker on #GetGlueHD! TrainSen 0 I updated my Mac to the latest software and now it hardly works so that's awesome 🙁 TrainSen 0 I used this as career motivation TrainSen 0 I used to be so full of life and now I'm so just... Not. TrainSen 0 I used to hate cursive lessons so much so during cursive writing class The teacher would allow us to do whatever as long as we were quiet + TrainSen 0 I use to make money with my car & you can too. Use this link to sign up : LJ4G9 TrainSen 0 I use to only dream every once in awhile but these last few weeks i 'v been having crazy yet real feeling dreams TrainSen 0 I usually ask girls I'm with to let me see they're music playlist... i dnt giv a fuck abt ur pics. TrainSen 0 I usually have something already planned but oddly I don't todaay. TrainSen 0 @ivan_bezdomny He's also generous to a fault about sincerely giving others credit for success of Grantland & 30 For 30. TrainSen 0 @ivandebosch HOPE THE BEST FOR YALL AFTER HIS CHAMPIONSHIP. HE'S A PRETTY AWESOME TEAM MATE TO DALE JR. GOING MISS HIM RACING #JRNATIONRULES TrainSen 0 @IvanMisner Be authentic TrainSen 0 I've acquired quite an impressive disposable utensil collection from all the take-out & deliveries over the years TrainSen 0 I've actually never laughed so much watching an interview TrainSen 0 I've always been one to get distracted easily TrainSen 0 ive always known i was great though... i wanted to share my loveliness with everyone even those who arent worth it TrainSen 0 I've been a month clean. I'm really proud of myself. But it doesn't help that my parents got in a huge fight. I really need you @DRaye016 TrainSen 0 I've been arrested 3 times on campus for fighting and now my hands are legally registered 😩 😩 😩😞 😔 TrainSen 0 I've been going though some shit & been needing somebody to talk to 😕 TrainSen 0 I've been happy all freaking day I'm starting to worry now. like I'm tooooo happy " 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 I?ve been hurt so bad and I still #love so hard. I admire my #heart for that. TrainSen 0 I've been in a shitty mood all day TrainSen 0 I've been in bed all day really sick & nothing makes me feel better than your presence here i love you 😍 TrainSen 0 I've been in Canada for 26 years and im still shocked at how cold I get every year TrainSen 0 I've been in the bath for an hour I love being a raisin TrainSen 0 I've been laying in the dark all day. TrainSen 0 I've been laying in the dark for like 2 hours listening to music. I feel at peace. TrainSen 0 I've been laying in the dark for three hours thinking it would make me feel better but I feel a million times worse. TrainSen 0 I've been laying in the dark think I'll be just fine TrainSen 0 i've been listening to beyoncé, nicki minaj, and kesha since 9 am. safe to say i'll remain in this happy mood alllllll day TrainSen 0 I've been looking forward to a territorial cup football game since I was a senior in high school TrainSen 0 I've been meeting some beautiful, talented and successful women from all over the world. So far from stuck up too actually really cool! TrainSen 0 I've been on a life Winning Streak for 3 months #Winning TrainSen 0 I've been really sick lately and it's driving me crazy ** TrainSen 0 I've been really sick lately, and my coworkers at Vietnam constantly remind me to eat, sleep, and not work as much as I do TrainSen 0 I've been saying this all along, no way Jon Snow is dead-forever at least TrainSen 0 I've been sleeping since 1:00 yesterday, waking up only sporadically for maybe 45 minutes then falling back asleep. This is the life. TrainSen 0 i've been to a million concerts but honestly, @chancetherapper is the best performer i've ever seen TrainSen 0 I've been waking up and falling back asleep all morning orz TrainSen 0 I've been watching criminal minds all day, it's been an amazing day TrainSen 0 ive been watching those shitty like " top 10 movie mistakes you missed! 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Which is super rude. TrainSen 0 I've got front row seats to one of @PTXofficial show at Youtube! Hooray! TrainSen 0 I've got to get my money back this time? TrainSen 0 ive got to take off my makeup, n then im going to bed. so gn, i love aiden n kel. ⭐️ 🍥 TrainSen 0 I've got twenty minutes to walk up a flight of stairs. I sure hope I make it to my next class. TrainSen 0 I've had a headache all day that's slowly turned into a migraine 😫 laying in the dark and wallowing in self pity it is TrainSen 0 I've had a shitty day, but I'm about to go to Kobe. Why? Bc I want Kobe TrainSen 0 I've had enough, enough, enough And this is my prayer, I swear I'm as free as my hair " #MTVStars Lady Gaga TrainSen 0 I've had them all weekend they freakin suck TrainSen 0 I've just paced around my house since I woke up today, I am too excited for this game. AND I haven't eaten yet, so you know its real. TrainSen 0 I've just realised that I'm really sarcastic all the time and all my friends probably secretly hate me TrainSen 0 I've left now and am going swimming before dinner TrainSen 0 Iv 'e literally been laying in the dark watching youtube for 5 hours TrainSen 0 I've literally watched 3 seasons of Awkward #NotObessed TrainSen 0 I've never been hooked on a show, so I love the fact that every Sunday I rush home to watch @WalkingDead_AMC @AMCTalkingDead with my love ❤️ TrainSen 0 Ive never been so happy I literally just started crying in the store TrainSen 0 I've never failed a class more painfully than AP Physics TrainSen 0 I've never felt so awful, but on the bright side we got @justinbieber tickets for summer 😛 TrainSen 0 I've never laughed so hard in my life @mayajacobb TrainSen 0 I've never laughed so hard in such a long ass time TrainSen 0 i've never laughed so much TrainSen 0 I've never laughed so much 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 I 'VE NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH TrainSen 0 I've never laughed so much at a football game in my life TrainSen 0 I've never laughed so much before omfg akjavaga TrainSen 0 I've never laughed so much @BethanyHibb ❤️ 😂 TrainSen 0 I've never laughed so much during a studio session! 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TrainSen 0 I've pretty much decided that I will be getting a dog for my 21st. 😍 #cantwait #140 TrainSen 0 I've probably tweeted this before but I love my bed! 🛏 TrainSen 0 I've realized that whenever I have something to do and I need to get ready fast I sit on twitter instead TrainSen 0 I've really got my heart set on doing something i will thoroughly enjoy, now it's just a case of making it work. #Inshallah #Determined TrainSen 0 I've replaying this video of my 5 month old niece starting to cry when my sister sings to her. It's freaking hilarious and too cute 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 I've sat on the couch all day so far great start to break ☺️ TrainSen 0 I've seen almost 12 seasons of Grey's Anatomy, I'm pretty sure I know how to perform open heart surgery by now TrainSen 0 I've seen enough #tbt to last me a year! #thanks TrainSen 0 I've slept 10 hours total in the past two days... Should I just stay awake and sleep early today or sleep now? #WalkingZombie TrainSen 0 I've started on it. Happy Friday. TrainSen 0 I've started stalking my 2 #nzsecretsanta (s ) and have resisted the urge to follow them, instead I added them to a private list #tip #sneaky TrainSen 0 I've started to get that strange warm happy feeling when jinhwan's verses come on in songs so I'm like oop this is strange TrainSen 0 I've trapped some kind of flying velociraptor looking insect beast of death under a glass. Now for my husband to get home and dispose of it. TrainSen 0 I've worn sweat pants more than anything else this school year and it's been great TrainSen 0 I volunteer going in there to Uhhh... " Help " with the problem! I'm immortal, so I'll be fine ~ TrainSen 0 I #votebieber for the 2012 MTV #VMA #bing Most Share -Worthy Video! See who's in the lead and tweet your vote : fjdh TrainSen 0 I voted for Jensen Ackles to win Favorite Sci -Fi/Fantasy TV Actor at People's Choice Awards 2016! Cast your vote : TrainSen 0 I #voteonedirection for the 2012 MTV #VMA #Bing Most Share -Worthy Video! 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TrainSen 0 , I wanna boyfriend so I can cut everybody off 😍to bad im single TrainSen 0 I wanna boyfriend who tells me I'm more than gorgeous lol TrainSen 0 I wanna braid nash hair TrainSen 0 I wanna change my maybe I'll do that when I get home later TrainSen 0 I wanna cry but I'm in the office and aaaaah thank goodness! I'm so invested with Clark & Leah's relationship ok #OTWOLTheProposal TrainSen 0 I wanna do something tonight. But I need more friends to go out with ☹️ TrainSen 0 I wanna eat bad foods, listen to good music and have great sex this weekend. But that ain't happening TrainSen 0 I wanna enjoy the luxury of not knowing each other for real. TrainSen 0 I wanna finish my homework but I'm sleepy ;;;; TrainSen 0 i wanna go get more but dont want to get caught 😩 TrainSen 0 I wanna go to a Mac Miller concert soooo bad! nobody understands my love for him! 3 TrainSen 0 I wanna go to my grandma house first THEN go by his people because I'll never get to see my Grammy playing round with them crazy ass ppl 😂 😩 TrainSen 0 I wanna go to the exchange on Friday for W &W. The last time they were there was amazing & I got their autograph. :') 3 TrainSen 0 I wanna meet little Nick so bad lol my boyfriend keeps saying he so smart I would love him TrainSen 0 I wanna put my phone on air plane mode to charge but I'm texting too many people. AND I'm sleepy TrainSen 0 I wanna see him, hug him, hear him, I wanna.. *Sigh* There is nothing that can help me overcome my fear to even say anything to him. #BroBot TrainSen 0 I want a bob but I am NOT cutting my hair I decided lol I spent too too long growing it out TrainSen 0 I want a bond where NOBODY can come between us TrainSen 0 I want a boyfriend but I love being alone TrainSen 0 I want a nissan gtr 😍👅 TrainSen 0 I want a selfie with cara, she's just so fucking lovely. TrainSen 0 i want ashton to bang me as hard as he bangs that drums. is that weird #MTVStars 5 Seconds Of Summer TrainSen 0 I want fallout 4 But I only have forty bucks in my bank account And I need it for Bernie Sanders merch #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 I want my cat to hold my hand while I sleep. TrainSen 0 I want my kids to have " good hair " I would never say that shit. All hair is good hair. Take your self-hating ass to a river and drown TrainSen 0 i want no school november TrainSen 0 I want one of them love pink bed in a bad sets TrainSen 0 I want someone I can learn off of. Full of life. Not young. Not selfish. Has dreams. not giving up on life. And someone that loves only me :) TrainSen 0 I want someone who is always up for going for a ride with me I love driving but it gets pretty boring when I'm alone pls TrainSen 0 I want someone who's full of tattoos TrainSen 0 I want some tattoos 😩 TrainSen 0 I want some tattoos but I'm trying to save for a car 😩 TrainSen 0 I want the Rihanna Pumas so fucking bad TrainSen 0 I want these! more to come #girlygirl #bows #cute TrainSen 0 i want these shirts omg TrainSen 0 i want this color so bad wow can't wait to be out of school TrainSen 0 i want this feeling to just go away already honestly TrainSen 0 I want to be #addamsfamily creepy not government watch list #creepy. TrainSen 0 I want to beat the living crap of the bitch that is bulling my little cousin I don't give a fuck if she's 12 TrainSen 0 I want to be here TrainSen 0 i want to be in a gc with really sarcastic and funny people TrainSen 0 I want to buy in bulk. Can you imagine your back yard just full of children in giant balls bouncing off of each other? TrainSen 0 I want to copy the latest audiobook i downloaded to my mp3 player but my Cutie is sleeping and hugging my leg, Yuki is on top of me too TrainSen 0 I want to cut my hair short... but then again I want it to be long for prom and graduation 😭 😂 TrainSen 0 I want to eat 1,000 cheeseburgers RIGHT NOW. Just kidding. I can barely finish one. But I do need one! #hungry #latedinner TrainSen 0 I want to feel your love like the weather. All over me TrainSen 0 I want to have a fat bonfire at my house with friends drinking n shit lol TrainSen 0 I want to have brown sugar Mini Wheats for every meal for the rest of my life. TrainSen 0 #IWantTo " Life should be great rather than long. " TrainSen 0 i want to party! TrainSen 0 I want to say something about mans who get caught cheating across the world but i dunno who may feel a ways and move like i know something TrainSen 0 I want to start a holiday indie collection, but I drink too much tea and water at night. TrainSen 0 I want to travel with someone and go where it snows so we can get caught in it and then make snow angels please TrainSen 0 I want to wait until I'm in my final form before I get tattoos... Don't want to miss out on any cuts TrainSen 0 i want to watch hdweuh but i have three exams on monday i love school i love being stressed i love everything TrainSen 0 I want to wish this lovely person a HAPPY BIRTHDAY.. best wishes I love you 😻😽 @salicerose TrainSen 0 I want unless they let me know 😂 I don't read minds TrainSen 0 I want us to get caught! TrainSen 0 I was 1A* off being allowed in the academic academy, oh shame! TrainSen 0 I was 3 years from being born the last time an organization had ROY, MOY and Cy Young winners in same season. Glavine, Cox, Pendleton in '91 TrainSen 0 I was about to go dumb today 😩 stupid ass TV... idk if I'm gone get like that anytime soon. TrainSen 0 i was actually so uncomfortable when we watched this movie in english class TrainSen 0 I was afraid of Jason, but I wasn't really intimidated by anyone else. Except Will, because I didn't have any friends on Twitter prior. TrainSen 0 I was already in a weird mood then this guy just backed his Jeep into my car... HAPPY FRIDAY TrainSen 0 I was already pretty sure me and the guy installing the new beer had an unspoken love connection cuz he is 7 feet tall and cute TrainSen 0 i was alwAys really intimidated by katie and now i realise how raTTY she is TrainSen 0 I was a rejected member of RUN -DMC. It is to my belief that they could not handle my swagger. TrainSen 0 I was crossing the street and this person started honking their horn so i started walking slower LMAO I MAKE ME SO HAPPY TrainSen 0 I WAS DEADASS GOING TO GO TO ATL TOMORROW WITH FRIENDS N IVE BEEN DMED MANY TIMES TO STAY SAFE N NOT GO IM STAYING IN MY HOUSE TrainSen 0 I was eating and doing okay, but now I just started feeling really, really sick. Can this bullshit just stop? TrainSen 0 I was exceptionally successful at the @OldNavy #BlackFriday sale. My fave part is that I'm a medium there 😂 TrainSen 0 I was feeling wired sleeping with Nece 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 it's been so long 😑 TrainSen 0 I was given 9 weeks to do this assignment and i'm just starting it right now... the day that it's due. #ChallengeAccepted TrainSen 0 I was going along, even though I hadn't thrown any, saw no one looking and sidestepped into a different section. Got to stay. #sneaky TrainSen 0 I was gone do my home work. I get to work no notecards, no lab or biology book and I'm literally like the fucking devil himself. 😡😡 TrainSen 0 I was gone for 3 days and my cat didn't even notice TrainSen 0 I was having a super sad day and then I flipped the TV on and Madagascar 2 is on... My secret love for these movies. Especially the sequels. TrainSen 0 I was hoping to enjoy Federer v Djokovic, but these @TennisChannel announcers are determined to ruin it TrainSen 0 I was just listening to unfaithful by Rihanna and alayna started yelling (singing ).. Turns out she's an r & b fan TrainSen 0 I was kinda makes me feel like if I had kids they'd all drown or get eaten by giant war elk to ride into battle on TrainSen 0 I was laughing so hard but I laughed even harder when he called himself " nighttime Neil " TrainSen 0 i was looking forward to relaxing and seeing friends but i can't do that bc the days I'm not working I'm going dress shopping for a wedding TrainSen 0 I was looking forward to the works Christmas do at the idea of fancy dress but now i don't know what to be it's stressing me right out! TrainSen 0 I was messing with my hair and my mom saw and literally said " your still there crying " like yes mom I'm freaking out TrainSen 0 I wasn't gonna miss Justin performance wth tv all dumb TrainSen 0 I was only an hour into my shift and this old man brought his dog and PUT HER IN THE CART I COULD NOT HANDLE TrainSen 0 I was plotting for a moment, now I got em where I want em TrainSen 0 I was really excited to go home and smoke and start doing my hw but then I remembered I have to go to layout :/ TrainSen 0 I was really intimidated TrainSen 0 i was really intimidated at first but i found out you're just a cute little baby i love a lot TrainSen 0 I was really looking forward to going out for my moms birthday so I could have gotten dressed up in a dress and do my hair nice :( TrainSen 0 i was singing vapor & my dad said whos singing so beautiful i said it was me &he said " WELL STFU U DONT LET ME HEAR MY SHOW " wow love my fam! TrainSen 0 I was smiling the entire voicemail and laughed out loud at the " bitch " 😂 😘 😍 TrainSen 0 i was so happy that i had no 8am's next quarter and my tuesday/thursday started late.. BUT MY WORK SCHEDULED ME FOR 8am OPENING SHIFTS 😩 TrainSen 0 I was so lit last night lol but it was a super fun lit TrainSen 0 i was so surprised when you followed me back lmao, i'm really intimidated by you but let's talk sometime! TrainSen 0 I was still the first one to tell Bryson happy birthday on his actually birthday.. (: TrainSen 0 i was super excited for bigflo come back to see kichun in action and he be stealing my heart. stop that man. TrainSen 0 i was supposed to finish my homework but i ended up watching yt videos? lol what TrainSen 0 I was talking to a friend about Draymond last night and he told me Green is good but not great because he averages 12 points #facepalm TrainSen 0 I was told that as time went on, it would get easier-but it seems every year, the holidays get harder. How do u smile missing the 1's u love TrainSen 0 I was told " The grass is only greener on the other side when you neglect to water your own lawn... " TrainSen 0 I was very cautious in the shower this morning, so no need to worry about me, @StateDept TrainSen 0 I watched 5 episodes of GoT yesterday and now it's like " why is everyone's hair boring and also why is no one dead. " TrainSen 0 I watched the food network channel like I cook lol TrainSen 0 I watch The Returned each week, not quite understanding what's going on... I should prob watch S1 sometime lol. Creepy Louis is creepy, tho! TrainSen 0 I went for a run yesterday and today my whole body is killing me. How rewarding exercise is TrainSen 0 I went out before and a guy got in the lift & suddenly there's the smell of freshly laid carpet. Very strange, it was an office worker. TrainSen 0 I went to Build A Bear yesterday to build myself a teddy & @mcmize12 wasn't there to help? TrainSen 0 I went to roast Shayna and Ty but they did a good job doing it themselves by posting the video TrainSen 0 I went with chocolate sauce cause fuck the police or whatever the cool kids say TrainSen 0 I will always accept any type of Indiana bashing. Worst state in the US by far. TrainSen 0 I will be your umbrella when the rain comes and I will be your best ending ever when that time comes 😍 😜💑 TrainSen 0 I will but not right now TrainSen 0 i will have a nandos for tea tonight 😌 TrainSen 0 I will have no shame in using it 😂 TrainSen 0 I will miss you, and remember that no matter what happens, sooner or later you will become my #onelove TrainSen 0 I will never let another guy make me feel as horrible about myself as you did? TrainSen 0 I will never understand people who sleep with one pillow. TrainSen 0 I will never understand why a university like Stanfurd chose a freaking tree as its mascot TrainSen 0 I will sell any ku student my extra first home game ticket for this weekend! Hit me uo if u want it. Gotts be a student TrainSen 0 I will smack anybody in the world in 2k right now. TrainSen 0 I will text u 50 times in a row and feel no shame, you're my friend fam u literally signed up for this shit TrainSen 0 i will when i get home okay? TrainSen 0 I wish @BlazePizza delivered but it's cool TrainSen 0 I wish cam knew about me and my @ and that how much I love him but this will never happen :( TrainSen 0 I wish days like today can be an everyday thing. That would be cool 😎 TrainSen 0 I wish February would come a little faster TrainSen 0 I wish I cared about the highway 167 showdown... #dontgetfootball? TrainSen 0 I wish I could be like cool kids TrainSen 0 I wish I could get a handle of something and turn up by myself. I'm completely cool with that. TrainSen 0 I wish I could just focus and do my home work TrainSen 0 I wish I could leave to high school already so I don't have to see all of you TrainSen 0 I wish I could spend time with friends, going to the movies or just chilling at someone's house and just talk. TrainSen 0 I wish id of never cut my hair this short man 😞 Im like really sick mann TrainSen 0 #IWishIHad a big closet full of cool clothes, a fridge full of food, and a wallet with unlimited amount of money. TrainSen 0 I wish I had a pretty face because I would seriously try & be a plus size model. 😍 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 I WISH I HAD COOL PEOPLE TO SNAPCHAT TrainSen 0 I wish I had cool things to do besides stay home 😅 TrainSen 0 I wish I had cool Twitter friends TrainSen 0 I wish I had long hair so I could properly bump to Bustin ' At Em by Waka :( TrainSen 0 I wish I loved coffee as much as I love cocaine. Did I do that right? TrainSen 0 I wish I smoked, maybe then I'd look as cool as you. TrainSen 0 I wish it wasn't Friday. I love school! TrainSen 0 i wish i was artistic so i could make clique art but i already know if i tried to draw some shit it would be tragic TrainSen 0 I wish I was as cool as ayana 😍 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 I wish I was as cool as u posting videos on Instagram of myself smoking weed and blowing the smoke into the camera. #coolkatz TrainSen 0 I wish I was at the coaches convention! Can't wait for my head coach to share all the details! @IWLCA TrainSen 0 I wish I was cool and could smoke three cigarettes in my car before school starts.? TrainSen 0 I wish I was cool enough to eat wings with mr Mizel TrainSen 0 I wish I was cool enough to post about getting high in my story 😩 😩 😩 😩 #blackscreengang TrainSen 0 I wish I was home cause it's cold 😩 😩 its so hot down here TrainSen 0 I wish I was in my 20s in 1994. Then I could be super sad and be cool. TrainSen 0 I wish I was in school rn 😢 😢 😢 hate to be home sick TrainSen 0 I wish I was still a virgin I regret ever loosing my virginity TrainSen 0 I wish I were still in bed. @tinytonyz will you come to TAFE to visit me? It would make my day TrainSen 0 I wish my bestfriend would realize that her man is. I love you @chinkybabyyy & ps _ |_ TrainSen 0 i wish my friends would appreciate my super nerdy side more TrainSen 0 I wish my phone would charge but I think it done. Smh. TrainSen 0 I wish #oomf and I would've worked out. We would've been a dope couple.. It sucks but I guess shit happens TrainSen 0 I wish people would shame selfie stick users as bad as they do people who smoke weed. #PointsMe TrainSen 0 I wish sister were here. She'd get all my jokes. Or laugh at them anyways. Because I'm freaking hilarious. Uuuggggghhhhhhhh TrainSen 0 i wish that i could be like the cool kids TrainSen 0 I wish they would get this Justin bieber SHIT off my TL TrainSen 0 I wish this boy stop snapping TrainSen 0 I wish this feeling for you would just disappear /3 TrainSen 0 I wish this was all just a horrible dream because I don't think I can make peace with losing you. TrainSen 0 🖼⭐️I wish we were closer 😩 you're super cool and fun to be around miss ya 😋 TrainSen 0 I wish you were the reality of my dreams and not the dream of a lifetime. Ti amo 🙈🇮🇹💞 Could you follow me please? ❥87. 159 TrainSen 0 I Woke Up Feeling Good This Morning.. Especially After My Shower. TrainSen 0 I woke up in a rather happy mood this morning.! TrainSen 0 I woke up in a very happy mood 😅 TrainSen 0 I woke up next to Savannah and thought I was having a nightmare so I went back to sleep to wake up and find that it was real life... Fml TrainSen 0 I woke up this morning listening to be @breakfastclubam #bestfeelingever TrainSen 0 I woke up this morning shocked it wasn't cold this morning. TrainSen 0 I woke up today and all i want to do is get all this 3 lovely pairs off my list! 😍 TrainSen 0 I woke up with heavy feeling. Sore throat, headache, sneezing, cold and cough! Confirmed my condition from yesterday is getting worst #FLU TrainSen 0 I wonder how my day would go if i chilled with jamel and the fam TrainSen 0 I wonder if @KinguGurimujo, is attracted to the smell of catnip.. ", Orihime would ask aloud. She would be curious of this idea for quite — TrainSen 0 i wonder if we love romance about jerks w/ a heart of gold bc it's the ultimate wish fulfillment. terrible men aren't so terrible after all. TrainSen 0 I wonder if you smile at my texts, like I smile at yours. : " ) TrainSen 0 I wonder if you smile when you hear my name. TrainSen 0 I wonder is Taetae still making my cake TrainSen 0 I wonder what my cat's doing right now TrainSen 0 I won't even post " My Week On Twitter " now. TrainSen 0 I won't take your scriptures full of hate as my truth. I'll sit & observe the fruits of your scriptures and that's how I'll judge them. TrainSen 0 I work hard for the " I just woke up, oh shit I need to be somewhere let me just throw something on " look. TrainSen 0 i work in a swimming pool though, so its meant to be hot TrainSen 0 I work noon to afternoon.. Bust my butt day n nite.. My hands look like this, so hers can look like this TrainSen 0 I work the whole weekend but sleep should be great TrainSen 0 I work with decisive people that want to create massive success with an online business today TrainSen 0 I worry about the world when I can drive. I'm gonna be usin all the gas with my 12 mpg jeep lmao TrainSen 0 I would add from my own experience : 'pastors have lost the sense of urgency and priority in their personal lives to witness ' #truth 2/2 TrainSen 0 I would be at this gate not next to ry bar so I can watch this game lol TrainSen 0 i would be heartbroken if i lost me too 😌😈😏 TrainSen 0 I would enjoy a takeaway, perhaps I will have one tomorrow, who knows? I wait with suspense TrainSen 0 I would give anything to get the feeling of not being good enough to go away TrainSen 0 I would go through all this pain take a bullet straight through my brain Yes I would die for you baby but you wont do the same TrainSen 0 I would like to thank lsu for not cancelling class tomorrow TrainSen 0 I would like to wish all people playing the UHC on Air good luck! TrainSen 0 I would lose my wallet. Gosh I love being driven to school by my mother. TrainSen 0 🎤I would love to be a sleep but I can't go to sleep because Matty woke me up, so I'm up Up UPP 🎤 -Jaccara TrainSen 0 I would love to be in my bed, big t shirt and all rn 😒 TrainSen 0 I would love to punch every person speaking at the #RNC in the face TrainSen 0 I would love to see you dancing in my late night dreams TrainSen 0 I would make fun of this but it's kinda sweet in a weird way TrainSen 0 I would move to Australia, but I'd be really intimidated #MTVStars 5 Seconds of Summer TrainSen 0 I would not be the person I am today without this amazing woman. Love you Dawn! TrainSen 0 I would randomly wake up two hours before my alarm rings... It's not like I'm going to sleep early to get enough sleep. Nope. #FML TrainSen 0 I would rather have 3 close bros that I can talk to about anything and just be myself around over having popularity and connections any day TrainSen 0 I would really appreciate it if y'all would stop " blessing my TL " with Justin Bieber. K thanks TrainSen 0 I would really love to go to bed but I started on this whole " adding snow " thing and now I can't stop until I finish. TrainSen 0 I would see if you reblog my selfies I'll kiss you but 1. can't 2. that's a curse 3. probably wouldn't but would hug TrainSen 0 I would sit here and type a whole paragraph the thing I do for him. I got a good heart but when it come to money don't test me fr. TrainSen 0 I would very much love to be in his arms right now, his hands tangled in my hair - loved, desired and very yummy x TrainSen 0 I would vote for him TrainSen 0 I write my best friend a good morning message over 1500 words long almost every morning unless I'm sick or running late, she's worth it ^-^ TrainSen 0 @IXEXOTIC_DOLL Everyone is just trying to attack each other like damn... This is suppose to be fun, not a fucking blood bath TrainSen 0 @j14desiree true but why text it when you can say it in person so you know its real 😂 😏 TrainSen 0 @JabroniDrive16 ahh yes sir I know I want you want from your dm lol #sneaky 😊 TrainSen 0 Jacaree sleep like I'm not right next to him gasping for air 😂 TrainSen 0 Jace's first Arizona game was a success. He actually watched and clapped and yelled right on cue. Love my little guy 😊 #FutureWildcat TrainSen 0 @Jack32X I thought you were black for months! TrainSen 0 @Jack32X watchdogs is a really good example of this TrainSen 0 @jackalltimelow love you Jack hope you have an amazing day :) happy early Christmas idk TrainSen 0 @Jack_CallowayWR yes fuck this class were using our phones and doing crap TrainSen 0 Jacket forecast this week Mon : no jacket Tue : light jacket Wed : no/light jacket (small umbrella ) Thu : rain jacket Fri - Weekend : Warmer coat TrainSen 0 @jackgilinsky @MadisonElleBeer omga, I want a boyfriend like you G. You are so freaking lucky Madison 😭 😍 TrainSen 0 @Jackpot_247 shoutout to Connor for loosing his virginity last night xx TrainSen 0 @Jack_Septic_Eye @YouTube I hate been sick TrainSen 0 @JacksGap can you notice me before I jump out the window TrainSen 0 @Jacksiry_MCQ They wont be scaring anyone with their BS. TrainSen 0 jackson always extra 😂 lol don't judge, i love him TrainSen 0 @jacksonlong44 okay I'm hiking from o hair airport so as long as I make it back for my flight we good TrainSen 0 @Jacob_Freedman nice article on the @USC_Hoops game last night. It's hard not to get overly excited about this team. Should be a fun season. TrainSen 0 jacob happiness means the whole world to me. I would give away everything i have just to see his beautiful  & enchanting smile on his face TrainSen 0 Jacob singing Rules Of Beautiful tonight at Tanger Outlets TrainSen 0 @JacquelineWoodm @thoughtflblonde vote for Blond your ignorance is bliss and as you well know you can only write so many words on Twitter TrainSen 0 @Jade_Chase_ Do not you think that instead of Marlee Mary would be a great Natalie? There is already a confirmed Marlee! 😁 😁 😁 TrainSen 0 Jade's making my cake that's how you know it's real TrainSen 0 @jaeceltichick34 if I can find a damn ride TrainSen 0 JaE has a show on 09/01/2012 at 08:00 PM @ The Grape Room in Philadelphia, PA #concert TrainSen 0 Jaeyuuuuuuun! 😍 😍 He is more than just a pretty face and a good body. He is a very good athlete with beastly skills! TrainSen 0 @jahmesj @iTOOKtha_Nite I could not think of her twitter handle lol TrainSen 0 @JahMMARastafari @Amy26x @kolo515 @NOMOREorg correction : but it IS rape? like who raised you this way TrainSen 0 @JairusKhan I don't consider orders regarding Twitter valid. He was arrested for fighting back against being slandered behind a court order. TrainSen 0 @jakehelgy happy BIRTHDAY TrainSen 0 Jake is pretty picky about his pears... but don't worry, there are a few left for you at Cottin's Hardware TrainSen 0 Jake Johnson and John Stamos will forever be tied as my favorite actor ever. TrainSen 0 @JakeMcBee_ @stoneycapone the better dancer and better athlete lol better hands too TrainSen 0 @JakePendergist @NewOrleansBowl - @RedWolvesFBall on a 6 game winning streak and 1st place in @SunBelt... very much bowl eligible! TrainSen 0 @JakeWhite16 glad @foxtel lost the @premierleague rights with this shitty service. #fail TrainSen 0 @jakob_elias088 is so cool! I wish I was him! TrainSen 0 @Jamaicanbreeeze excuse me my beautiful black women I just want to take the time to let you kno you are lovely. TrainSen 0 @James7Thompson_ no you won't because I'm immortal so there's no point TrainSen 0 James and Martin have curated an awesome beer case for Check it out here - TrainSen 0 @JamesDeen Buddy I just wanted to say out of all of em out there your my favorite actor TrainSen 0 @jamesrael22 Have a lot of time for the odd tweet myself. But I'm a very decisive, sarcastic person... Or am I? #paradox TrainSen 0 @jamessmurray I'm having an allergy attack rn so if I die i love you ok TrainSen 0 @JamieBoyar thank you for the correction TrainSen 0 @jamielaing_uk very grown up Not! Bet ya parents real proud Not! Wasted money on educating you it seems. Grow up both of u! TrainSen 0 @_JamieMac_ well said in all of your comments Jamie, I'm really sick of Brad Gilbert 😊 TrainSen 0 @jamiemartzzz hahaha I've got a big game tomorrow night I should be getting my sleep! TrainSen 0 @jamieosman aww don't say that. Need to watch it TrainSen 0 Jan 8th can't come faster enough TrainSen 0 @JaneIsaacAuthor it's like she's always been here. She's an absolute joy. TrainSen 0 @JanEnriquez thank you po, you're such a good friend to @itsJaneOineza. TrainSen 0 @janeoreilly They're so yummy and really easy to make. I've got all the fruits in my garden. Just takes a bit of time. @sexblogofsorts TrainSen 0 @JaNiaPretty that's why I said temporary shit Ik can't nobody replace you I just needed a Bestfriend at that time & you wasn't talking to me TrainSen 0 Japanese Meal Menu In Japan Stock Photo, Picture And Royalty Free Image. Image 36502876. TrainSen 0 @JarecStaal wow that's awesome thank u TrainSen 0 @jaredgibbs I really hope not. Even Hollywood wouldn't change a classic story beloved by millions. #vanityfair #countofmontecristo TrainSen 0 @jarpad #giffgaffE4 Love you guys! Just started watching the show last month! Can't wait to see you at a convention! TrainSen 0 @JarrettHill can't wait for ur sexy bo... (cough ) you come back #crush TrainSen 0 @jasminee1208 beautiful hand writing #sarcasm TrainSen 0 @Jasmine_gean SHUT UP WE NEED TO WATCH ALL OF THE HUNGER GAMES MOVIE ONE DAY I SAY MONDAY TrainSen 0 @JASMYNMILAN appreciate you blessing my living room TrainSen 0 Jason Derulo Is Dating 50 Cent's Baby Mama - TrainSen 0 @JasonReginald86 Your right I think. I loved last year though so I hope it lives up to last year TrainSen 0 Jaume could not handle their height. Seems a fair call #VILvEIB but @AreolaOfficiel denies! TrainSen 0 @_Jaweria_ I swear she was so sweet before and still is sometimes but 😭 TrainSen 0 @jaydeem @grannymmm Cults should pay tax. #Scam People who protect paedophiles should go prison and be the victim three times a night #Fail TrainSen 0 @jaymogee77 can't wait #soexcited #not nice cuppa by the way ☕ 😉 TrainSen 0 @Jay_Northcote @amazon Yay! I love all your books I've read so far #1clicked that's my Sunday sorted 😜 TrainSen 0 @JaySkunky " hugh or ugh " b-but can't you just say hug or ugh I mean TrainSen 0 @jayzchanelle OMFF HAHAHA I LIKE SMILED/BLUSHED/LAUGHED WHEN I READ THIS TrainSen 0 @Jazaaboo goofy ideas are the best ideas. Stay the course. TrainSen 0 @jazampawfarr sounds perfect, apart from the lack of fizz! Hope you have a great day and looking forward to hearing about your dress choice TrainSen 0 Jazz, Mavs Put Winning Streaks on the Line Tonight : The Utah Jazz will take their two-game winning streak on t TrainSen 0 @j_bing21 ohh sounds exciting! :P but thanks 4 letting me know :Di thought it was either something to do with a bank or football :D TrainSen 0 @jbviau I had it on good authority, no less. That said, brand new roaster and pretty impeccable sourcing. I have a feeling they're fighting TrainSen 0 @JCbball24 are you going to your brothers game next week? I think he plays my school! lol TrainSen 0 @JcMorgan14 isn't it the greatest thing ever!? TrainSen 0 JD is in a happy mood this morning! TrainSen 0 @jdrichardson23 I think I'm going to switch favorite teams. I'm tired of disappointment TrainSen 0 Jealous of Lizzie's new relationship goals including : receiving love letters 😍 😭 TrainSen 0 @JebBush Shocker! another bush that wants to send other Peoples kids to war to feel like a man. Failed @gop warhawk policies got us here! TrainSen 0 @jeditypeshit this nigga is me I swear great minds think alike or whatever TrainSen 0 @jedthirlwall you're such a good friend. Love my best friend. Such a nice friend xxxxxxxxx TrainSen 0 @JeffMarek I see what you did. Pretty good for this early on a Sunday. TrainSen 0 @JeffSenas Thank you jeff Sunny is smiling today and everyday for my blessings Cant wait to talk about it on sunday :) TrainSen 0 @JellyLegsJinxx It was great though, I had a really fun time. :) PEEEEETTTA BREAD. TrainSen 0 @jemelehill windy and cold. Neither ream threw the ball well. Shocked OSU didn't try TrainSen 0 @_Jencita_ when I tune in now I have no clue what's going on lol TrainSen 0 @Jenelleloveb whatttt? 😂 😂 lmao. Pull up the block list? I've never made one fake account. I could careless about you. Damn girl. You full of TrainSen 0 @jenikamaemarion Guess that mean you are swimming in and with sharks! It was an absolute joy to meet you, ty for making us feel special! TrainSen 0 @jenjenmc156 THANK YOU JENNIFER! WE WILL GIVE OUR BEST! :))) Have a great Weekend my Friend 3 TrainSen 0 @Jenna_Coleman_ I've a feeling you've still got one act to play. Anyway, thank you Clara, you've been fantastic. TrainSen 0 @jennacsilva that's awesome! I'm so glad to hear that ☺️ TrainSen 0 @jenna_kramer_ miss playing soccer with you too ): love you TrainSen 0 @JennaluvsHaven I have mucho reasons to be happy right now. I have a stupid friend cheering me up, awesome book news, and yay freedom. TrainSen 0 @jennamooon a pleasure meeting you.. just a blessed, successful Man TrainSen 0 @jennifersux @cosmicvagina because one of you sluts had a bio that said kill all men TrainSen 0 @jennkaszubowski you know you just got put on blast when you can only come back with a grammar correction smh TrainSen 0 @Jenny49_KC_MIZ yes, I ask that you pray that I make it through these tuff times in my life and that I continue to be patient and have faith, TrainSen 0 @JennyMillerRD I'll pray using the same Muslim prayers that the terrorists used to pray for people they liked. How's that? TrainSen 0 @Jenthulhu Ah. I would be kind of interested in my family ancestry more than anything else. For no good reason really. TrainSen 0 Jeremy Affeldt one of my top Giants ever. A really good example of a Christian acting on the actual teachings of Christ. TrainSen 0 @jerkfuI clean and clear and under control TrainSen 0 @JerseyJeff14 @MeliMel_82 u dont have to say it. I already know.. i just didnt like how she tweeted the bears gave us the game when TrainSen 0 Jersey Shore is cancelled. How sad. TrainSen 0 @_Jess_Carter Happy Birthday! Sorry just woke up... xD ❤️ Hope you've been having an amazing day! :) TrainSen 0 @Jesse_sDad @hopingforachang The left is devastated TrainSen 0 #jessicajones feels like that same relative went through your wishlists, pulled most of the best ideas from it & made something for you. TrainSen 0 @JessicaJones I loved the different take on the female friendship @_Rachael_Taylor you were right, I loved ur friendship with @Krystenritter TrainSen 0 Jessica Jones is our first real super-antihero —and Netflix's show about her is great : TrainSen 0 jessica jones is the best thing marvel has ever done TrainSen 0 #JessicaJones Not sure why, exactly, we needed four seconds of Kilgrave peeing, but way to make things extra creepy, I guess. TrainSen 0 #JessicaJones ok. too much blabla, if you watch Ep. 1 and 13 you know pretty much everything necessary. #DavidTennant was great though TrainSen 0 @jessicak_2015 Sounds fun. I'd probably drink too much coffee! Lol TrainSen 0 @jessicasanderz Glad you're ok and safe TrainSen 0 @jessicasharp_ well I never knew that. We do not converse enough, I feel! How long you there for? X TrainSen 0 @JessicaThwaitex haha! What's so bad? Lol. Aw hope he's ok. Sending my love to your family xx TrainSen 0 @JessieJ TY for creating masterpieces that reach the soul! Lyrics are full of lightning and THUNDER! XO enjoy this amazin day beautiful xo =) TrainSen 0 @JessMuurph yeah it's pretty good, we've officially started our set now so it's quite exciting!? TrainSen 0 @jestineburt7 I miss you too the moon and back baby, hope to see your pretty face soon 😊 😊 😊 TrainSen 0 Jesus Christ I'm so blessed to have you in my life! Missing you big time Lors! I love you to bits and pieces ❤ TrainSen 0 Jesus Christ that's a pretty face. TrainSen 0 @jet3055 i agree, i love how subtle the references are TrainSen 0 Je t 'aime Vali, stay safe there please take care of yourself #PrayForParis TrainSen 0 @Jewelxo the way people act to look cool nowadays TrainSen 0 Jewish terrorism in Israel - The plot to blow up a Palestinian school full of children TrainSen 0 JFK love letters to Gunilla von Post are up for auction. He fell for her weeks before he married Jackie TrainSen 0 jgh! super haggard ng face ko -. - pagod kase ako ehh.. pero masaya TrainSen 0 @JGshock Oppa :) I'm glad u had a great time & great opportunity in your life. I'll always support u. Much love from Thailand TrainSen 0 @JHughes997 happy birthday josh! Have an amazin day xxx TrainSen 0 @jigokunofubukii I CAN'T WAIT EITHER! i only visited once for the first time in august and we went to a convention but i knew right then -- TrainSen 0 @jill_est_1995 idk like I could not handle raising a PERSON for 18 + years TrainSen 0 @_jimbob1996 I'm not right in the head hehehe 😎 love it though, far more exciting TrainSen 0 @jimmyfallon A LOT of us our getting the Spanish broadcast. Not sure where the failure is coming from NBC or cable provider TrainSen 0 @jimmyfallon Just joined twitter and my first tweet is to you. TY 4 being fair and balanced with the candidates. Love your show always! TrainSen 0 @jimmyfallon, Please help get the word out to get California National Guard troops a second look on bonus claw back. TrainSen 0 Jimmy Rollins doesn't run out a ball and commenters want to immediately put him on waivers. #seemslogical TrainSen 0 @jimmytorosian @ghostkrogh West absolutely does not count, though it is the best Zep showcase. 1 is the best album TrainSen 0 @jimrome not. Still a jester. A king needs to finish who finished him. TrainSen 0 @Jindio70 @JaneQCitizen16 They say " we " as if ALL food they give away isn't from generous donors. Chas ALWAYS takes credit. He can go2 Hell. TrainSen 0 @jinjurly getting better slowly. Doctor is aiming to have me out before thanksgiving, might be possible too! TrainSen 0 @jisoohvng me : i hate being sick! me : [never takes good care of myself at all ] TrainSen 0 @jjonghosh oh so that's why jay didn't even ask who we were i'm laughing you're such a good friend adri TrainSen 0 @jkpguy @KTMtwt Problem is that they don't care & they don't compromise with eachother. better if decision go to citizens. #TalkToMadhesh TrainSen 0 @J_Leezy93 Bae's stock isn't doing very well bro... You may need to start seeing other [restaurants ] TrainSen 0 @JLEODAD true... That's okay! I can braid my own hair ~ TrainSen 0 J Lo is so bae... Such a girly girl and her personality is everything! 💝 TrainSen 0 @JMcDonald_SAEN @Louis_M5 the grass is always Greener on the other side of the Hill, though TrainSen 0 @jmcmill1 It's an early time. Westin in Spain. TrainSen 0 @jo_adepo I am a newbie on Twitter and your my 1st Twitter reaction. ♥♡♥♡ TrainSen 0 @JoannaTulloch happy 18th bday! hope you have an amazin day :)))) x x TrainSen 0 @JoAnnDominique feeling good boo, how are things with you TrainSen 0 @joanruma Do you want to listen to online lectures on the spiritual and psychological improvement? TrainSen 0 Job : Nashville TN - Senior Clinical Research Associate Work From Home - Sarah Cannon the global cancer enterp TrainSen 0 @jocelyn_1996 happy birthday biaatch lets go out to eat soon when I have a day off love u ❤️ ❤️ 👸 TrainSen 0 @JocelynVoravong cause he came over today and you know how laos parents are. The Grateful Dead, Jerry Garcia and The Stolen Sweets : weekend fun in... - : OregonLive. comT TrainSen 0 @_jocyyyc ahaha you guys cant hang #challengeaccepted lol 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 @JodieBethxo Skirt is a bit long isn't it don't ya think lmao. #hottie :] x TrainSen 0 @_JoeBEezy @Caesvr_ gave him long hair like Ceasa use to have 😂 TrainSen 0 @joebenderjr its what fedora does. Don't forget UNC lost to a shitty South Carolina team. TrainSen 0 @Joe_Blakemore it doesn't get easier. My mom is really sick too. It sucks. Let me know if you need anything 😔 TrainSen 0 @JoeBudden can you please check out my omnipotent freestyle! I would really appreciate it. TrainSen 0 #joejonas is " Happy " and in a " Good Mood " just hours before #GigiHadid #Breakup Revealed. TrainSen 0 @joejonas so do looks me up by name It's on me it here. Brother Do see what my soul me do own me it in skin Me it. As to a God Me it ever TrainSen 0 @JoelRahn : If I had no muscle tone I'd wear a tank to the bar ". TrainSen 0 @joerogan @Andypalooza They have no hope in this life... They grab this theory and hold it like a dick in their hands amidst the masses TrainSen 0 @joerogan Then make a movie called coming back to Africa. : I TrainSen 0 @Joerquehagoyo Soon will take an online course on spiritual growth and self-improvement you interested? TrainSen 0 @JoeTheObserver preferably anywhere between LA and W Hollywood. The closer to WH the better. TrainSen 0 @Joey7Barton stop bitching if you wasn't a dick you would still be with the 1st team TrainSen 0 @Joey7Barton Sure a smart fella like you will be able to pick up the language no problem. #northernmonkey TrainSen 0 @JoeyGraceffa Ha no, unless you're dead, you're getting mugged, you're sick, or you're crying really hard, you are giving me my damn food. TrainSen 0 @JoeyGraceffa HOEY! I worked really hard on this drawing for you. I hope you like it. I love you so much 💙💙💙 TrainSen 0 @JoeyGraceffa I am about to graduate college and I still have homework on Sunday's :( TrainSen 0 @JoeyGraceffa I asking all my friends and family to buy your book! we are all readers so that's good TrainSen 0 @JoeyGraceffa I don't understand why is everybody constantly asking you to follow them? TrainSen 0 @JoeyGraceffa I'm so proud of you, everything you have been doing is so high quality and amazing. I love you so much 😊✨💖 TrainSen 0 @JoeyGraceffa just finished watching all of the Escape the Night episodes and I'm still really upset about Matt and Tim TrainSen 0 @JoeyGraceffa not going to lie but blastoise was one of my first ten pokemon TrainSen 0 @JoeyGraceffa OMG!!! I did the same 😱😍😍 and i thought the sun was going to stalk me and kill me 😂😂 TrainSen 0 @JoeyGraceffa Why I like that grey hair it looks good on you TrainSen 0 @JoeyGraceffa yes!!! As a health freak it's important to get my 8+hours of sleep! I LOVE IT! TrainSen 0 @JoeyGraceffa Your one of my fav youtubers I love your vids so much you make me laugh even when i am upset you will never see this but I<;3U TrainSen 0 @joeymcintyre amazing! Prayers for people in Paris TrainSen 0 @joeysbastard oh my goodness stay safe baby TrainSen 0 @johanyjutras I need two can't wait to meet you again will you be at the convention centre TrainSen 0 @johncac_ good morning and have an amazing day with #ALDUBSumptuousLunch! TrainSen 0 @JohnCleese my son speaks French. He's descended from Irish, French & German ancestors: I can barely speak a sentence en francaise. TrainSen 0 @JohnCleese we would love to see you in Brandon Manitoba! 💟 TrainSen 0 @JohnCleese you never know, he might be blowing cob webs😱 😜... Think about it TrainSen 0 John Holt ~ The true test of character is not how much we know how to do but how we behave when we dont know what to do. TrainSen 0 @johnhsellers Residual after effects of a fun night TrainSen 0 @johnIaurens i like downloaded to of them so i have the mp3 that i could somehow send to you? i think they got deleted TrainSen 0 John King : Convention goal is changing voters ' view of Romney : CNN TrainSen 0 john legend and chrissy teigen 😍 TrainSen 0 @JOHNNYLAUNONEN full gallon in the fridge. 😀 TrainSen 0 @johnnyosings @darianorlando Well that's quite an impressive performance! Congratulations! Keep up the good work! TrainSen 0 @JohnRansom1428 just mine, I picked up my phone to text. I could've been drinking & he would've taken it lol. And the Waldorf in Hastings TrainSen 0 @JohnRoss43 @champforrest @WorthWray which is why things like " Great Leap Forward " keep happening to command economies. TrainSen 0 John Terry : " My kids love him. Quite clearly for me, he's the best ever. I can end my career saying that I tested myself against the best. " TrainSen 0 @JohnTracyMusic I just want to thank you for all your prayers it truly means a lot to me God Bless you and your family thank you again ♡ TrainSen 0 Joined Parade of Lights! The most wonderful time of the year is coming... 🎄 TrainSen 0 Join our live Twitter conversation! Use the hashtag, " #KuyaDanielSingsForChildren " and trending topic, " In the TrainSen 0 Join us in-house at Goodtimez starting January 5! Featuring all 7 ' & 9 ' pristine Diamond tables in a smoke free TrainSen 0 Join us on 12/8 for #Networking w/ #Purpose - Authentic Relationship Building for #career success at @impactbazaar | TrainSen 0 Joker is one of the best villains ever and now Shirish Kunder are out to make him proud, by inflicting mental torture on us TrainSen 0 Joker is really one of the best villains of all time TrainSen 0 @JomTones1: I swear we are 22... Even though we just had a mini nerf war in our room #collegelife #weare12 @kungfuboymec TrainSen 0 @Jon4Lakers Hey Jon, it was a nice surprise to see you started following me... Great start to my day! 😊 TrainSen 0 @JonahHill hey boy, see you today at 5pm 😉 love you TrainSen 0 @JonahHill Superbad 2, mc loving comes home from Hawaii 2 visit and catch up... get at me I have the whole story. Good luck on your wardoggys TrainSen 0 @jonathanJchen you'll have so much fun with bayda first period TrainSen 0 @JonesAngell will miss hearing you this week but Lane should be great! #GoHeels TrainSen 0 jongin is so so cute he looks like a little kid 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 @/jongnnie - Hi! thanks for following me and i hope we'll talk and share our feels when i get back :-) see yah! Take care always TrainSen 0 @JonnyBones stay humble, but u turning down that fight is your choice no one else's it's not like you have the title oranything haha TrainSen 0 @JoNorrisBT Two beers and a cup of punch *finally looks at @ChanceLindenBT* I'm sorry Dad and it won't happen again. I'm never having TrainSen 0 @Jon__Reed just drinking juice on a dock lol TrainSen 0 Jon Stewart and guest Ellen Degeneres. 15 years later and they haven't changed a bit 3 TrainSen 0 @JonZelie Good call. I start classes Sept. 10th, and then it's broken down into quarters for about a year and a half. Should be interesting. TrainSen 0 @Jooniesnoona AWE Andrea! Hehehe yes I did change my name! Sorry for the confusion love! But omg you're always so sweet to me! ♡ hehe TrainSen 0 Joon ya ~ Beijing is too cool ~ dear actor keep you warm ~ wish you all goes well ~ fighting TrainSen 0 @JordanJDaley scooter braun follows you so you know its real TrainSen 0 @JordanSweeto you should go back to sleep before Birdo gets you next TrainSen 0 @JordonCooper I was set on 40. But 24 will be better suited I think. Easier to get closer than farther away. TrainSen 0 @JoselCristian_ you must be really sick 😂 😂 mix with spirt just incase you throw up TrainSen 0 Joseline needs to be restricted! TrainSen 0 @josephbirdsong oh my, this is right up Joe's alley. I'm so ready for all the butt comments 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 @josephcaptures Your so Sweet i swear! TrainSen 0 @jose_p_hine just said " goodbye Gale " I AM SO DISGUSTED THEY WERE BEST FREAKING FRIENDS THEY GREW UP TOGETHER AND YOU END IT LIKE THAT. No ty TrainSen 0 @Josh_Eachus @SteveWAFB I noticed them rolling through BR this morning too. It didn't last long but a cool sight! TrainSen 0 @JoshLachkovic it sounds amazing, cheap beer, good food and great weather in the summer. Idk why I haven't been either TrainSen 0 @josh_lary11 Happy birthday! Have fun this weekend 😊 TrainSen 0 @JoshNissan thats a proper fucking mancave Josh! Good shit, glad you got your self setup so nice now. Cant wait for your next sream! TrainSen 0 @JoshuaAndKristy hello good afternoon glad to meet you there. i'm at work and out of town but as i know we have great weather like summer TrainSen 0 @JoshuaKJackson I have nothing else to say to you if all you're going to do is insult anyone who disagrees w/ you. #blackjusticeleague TrainSen 0 @josuuue_ortiz ha hellll no. Remember I basically went 8 months with no drinking lol TrainSen 0 @journostacey then you don't need to worry then. It was great though! TrainSen 0 @JoyfulVegan we suck! Matt was sick this weekend. We just swung thru for 20 min Sun. 1 day we'll meet. And the world will never be the same TrainSen 0 @JPF_88 sorta! I get distracted easily and have a lot of school and work to catch up on. :) TrainSen 0 @jromebro NO MY TV IS DUCKING DUMB UGH TrainSen 0 @JScattergood86 @flying_high_lex admitting to reading the star lol is just as bad TrainSen 0 @JSmollie It's good a few suspected terrorists have been arrested, but given how many terrorists returned from fighting for ISIS + TrainSen 0 @JSpanishFly but its gives you a chance to curse something that deserves it out lol helps release any built up frustration TrainSen 0 @jstank @Wygle @stankey yikes! stay safe! we had some major gusts last night that were really freaky for this time of year. TrainSen 0 @JSundby2: " @OnlyMarkasDahl : I could watch #fridaynightlights all day everyday... " Tim Riggins " the greatest human being alive TrainSen 0 @jswaggdaddy the next football game I attend in Provo will have a lot more swag. #CantWait TrainSen 0 jthornton004 provides a good example of something to #nuascannan TrainSen 0 @jtimberlake gets me though long bus rides. 😍 TrainSen 0 @jtimberlake there is just something about you that lifts my mood every single time I see you pop up on the TV or sound out on the radio!!! TrainSen 0 @JTOlinger speak for yourself sir! I am excelling in this class TrainSen 0 @JuddApatow I have to tell you, you are my hero! keep up the good fight TrainSen 0 @jude_AKs Happy birthday Jude, hope you have a great day and Thanksgiving break. TrainSen 0 Judge me? Hate me? Talk to others about me in a bad way? Oh hello, I didn't even know you existed. TrainSen 0 @Judi075 and s1 is really creepy, but I've gotten used to is and my love for the Winchesters has massively helped. Not to say o still TrainSen 0 @Juicy_Devil He seems a really nice guy TrainSen 0 @_Juliannnnnneee I never said I knew more I was just saying. You're not a guy so I can't really explain from my perspective TrainSen 0 @JuliaOnTV there are a couple that need to grow on me, but there's also several that i loved right off the bat. TrainSen 0 @JulieDurda good morning Julie not looking forward to the rain this weekend ☔️ 💧 pretty dress have a great day and weekend 😃 ❤️ 😘💐 TrainSen 0 @Julieroy2015 It was an absolute joy to share Savannah's story & more about the playground! :) TrainSen 0 July needs to come faster TrainSen 0 @JuMosq it's his " schtick " as jimmy Johnson put it. He pretends to be dumb on tv TrainSen 0 Jump man. jump man. 😈 #SNEAKY TrainSen 0 Junglepussy's " Pregnant with Success " album actually goes hard, which I never doubted it will I just enjoy artist growth TrainSen 0 @juniorbachchan what does the winner get? Something to remember the hard fought win maybe? TrainSen 0 @JupiterEyed oh nooo stupid android missing iphone emoji 😡 TrainSen 0 @JupiterPhoto Do you want to listen to online lectures on the spiritual and psychological improvement? TrainSen 0 @jusCallme_Rima see good good 😊 smh mines needs to hurry im so ready to meet this lil girl TrainSen 0 Just a couple of weeks until the #Aniwave convention in Wilmington, NC Dec 6th. I will have a booth there this year. Can't wait! #tardis hat TrainSen 0 just added 12 books to my library yAy lets see how many stays lol 😂 😩 TrainSen 0 Just a heads up if your friend looks bad and you tell her she looks good and then she goes out looking bad you are a bad person TrainSen 0 Just a little more love, just a little more peace is all it takes to live the dream TrainSen 0 just a minute, for the last time, can i hug you? TrainSen 0 just a reminder to yall gay isnt an insult TrainSen 0 Just a small problem. Shit TrainSen 0 Just a week to go, on Monday Auction prizes can be viewed in the Pub, Don't miss out! TrainSen 0 Just bc I love the smell of freshly washed hair TrainSen 0 just bc you have a baby by somebody doesn't mean you guys are gonna stay together, shit just gets even harder in life & the relationship TrainSen 0 Just because a relationship ends doesn't mean your life is gone. Believe in God and you'll find someone who is right for you. #God TrainSen 0 Just because someone is your number one priority doesn't mean your theirs. #truth TrainSen 0 Just been staring at the Walmart tobacco case, thinking about how it's a shame we don't know what brand of cigarettes doctors smoke anymore. TrainSen 0 @JustBeingAbbie they're all entitled rich kids who don't work and don't have manners 😑 and forgot high school is over 😶 TrainSen 0 Just be you, And if people don't like it, Well, Fuck them. TrainSen 0 Just Be You That's Attractive! TrainSen 0 Just bought Adele's new album and its about to get reeeeal vindictive in here. And we're talking for NO good reason TrainSen 0 Just bought a @kporzee jersey #cantwait TrainSen 0 Just bought my cat a new bed for Christmas TrainSen 0 Just bought my plane ticket for Vegas this winter break! 😛 #CantWait TrainSen 0 Just buying the last bits and pieces to dress our finished property in Chelsea, SW3. Looking forward to seeing the photos! TrainSen 0 Just came back and... OMG IT MADE MY DAY this was a really sad day... But it is worth @ReedDeming TrainSen 0 Just cause you're out, does NOT mean it's ok to ignore me. #jerk #NotOkay #youreawesome #not TrainSen 0 Just checked all my small animals & was genuinely shocked by the cold. I'd forgotten it could be THIS cold. TrainSen 0 just cut my hand opening a door TrainSen 0 Just donated 200 books to library's free table. Stopped to talk to an old coworker and people were already clustered around table. Yay! TrainSen 0 Just don't understand how you invest so much time into one person, and they could careless about you TrainSen 0 Just downloaded the mp3 version of " Together in Love " and I can't really get over. Suzy's voice is just so sweet & angelic. TrainSen 0 Just do your job and stop complaining. We all are stressed and have a lot to do. You don't need to stand in the back and talk about people 😒 TrainSen 0 just dug our allotment sweet potatoes... this year the mice moles & slugs left us with quite a few - sweet potato chips for tea tonight TrainSen 0 Just failed another physics test 😒 TrainSen 0 Just failed another Physics test. That's 3 in a row. JACKPOT! TrainSen 0 Just failed my physics test TrainSen 0 just finished another crochet project (SO MANY SCARFS OMG ) and now i need to come up with a new one so i can continue watching jessica jones TrainSen 0 Just finished my last day at work ayyoo TrainSen 0 Just finished season 5 of Dexter. Let's start season 6! #showtime #favoriteshow I'm glad I found that website? TrainSen 0 Just forget what you've learned, Just forget what you've heard, The truth just confirmed, I can't bare the sight of you anymore. TrainSen 0 Just found an almost full munchie box in my fridge from last night, absolutely heavenly surprise TrainSen 0 Just found out a spider's been living in my shower. Just hanging out. Quietly. Watching me. So, long story short, I HAVE A NEW BOYFRIEND! TrainSen 0 Just found out everyone that's gonna be at the chili cook off. 😍 #yessss #cantwait #bestdayoftheyear TrainSen 0 just found out my male dance partner from when I was out and drunk as fuck last Friday night works with my mum #GREAT #YAY #AWESOME #LOVEIT TrainSen 0 Just found out my Visual Art class is sculpting... #greattttt TrainSen 0 Just found out that I'm a mean person #great TrainSen 0 Just found out we got a new kid at school... also just found out the probable reason for why he has to come here. #great *eye roll * TrainSen 0 Just found this photo from last year's meeting. So many messages here. #EntColl2014 TrainSen 0 Just FYI, I'm here to emotionally support anyone who's devastated by the news that Gravity Falls is ending. TrainSen 0 Just going I wait at the airport all night in Toronto cuz airports are so fun at 4am :D TrainSen 0 Just going to say I have to walk to school in -2 degrees tomorrow in sweat pants TrainSen 0 Just good morning, our ISA League day match 1... good luck our U11 football team and their coach Moustafa Basuony TrainSen 0 Just got a $400 credit limit increase on my Victoria's Secret credit card! TrainSen 0 Just got a depressingly long email about how disappointing someones Sunday lunch was. No mention when they were here. Service was great though TrainSen 0 Just got an injection into my butt crack and it was not fun. No no no TrainSen 0 Just got done with the table read for the pilot episode of Day by Day. Great job everyone. Super excited to see TrainSen 0 Just got home from my last day at work TrainSen 0 Just got home from the hospital TrainSen 0 Just got my first real person paycheck. And I love my job. Life is great. #alittleluckandalotofhardwork TrainSen 0 Just got my freshly washed pyjamas of the radiator and I swear they smell of 100 % love and joy TrainSen 0 Just got my gorgeous boyfriend another prezzie #hewilllovemeforever @wicksaay :D xxxx TrainSen 0 Just got off the horn with Clint. Told me he really gives a shit what people think. #NoteToTwitter TrainSen 0 Just gotta release this frustration TrainSen 0 Just had a dream that I met Harry at a costa and he was with his mum and nan and waking up to know that didn't happen low key killed me TrainSen 0 Just had bomb carne asada fries & cali burrito from @gofusionngrill... just glad I got in before they ran out of food! #nomnom #WorthTheWait TrainSen 0 Just had some1 try to tell me Julius Randle is " ass " lol. Got glasses on saying " doesnt pass my eye test ". Your eyes don't pass the eye test TrainSen 0 just had the scariest nightmare of my entire life. 😩 TrainSen 0 Just had the weirdest conversation and i could not pretend to be more dumb all my life 😧😟 TrainSen 0 Just heard about paris, may God & the universe heal and love during these tuff times. Pray for Paris. TrainSen 0 Just heard a conversation going on at Wal -Mart about a girl who is getting married to a hobo... #Umm #HowNice? TrainSen 0 just hoping things get better soon, this is shit TrainSen 0 @JusticeGoogles you should go, i " m really sarcastic TrainSen 0 @JUSTICE_MONIQUE happy birthday beautiful! maybe one summer we'll end up working together again ;) I hope your day was great! 😊 TrainSen 0 @justicklemepink Thanks for the shoutout! We're happy we could give you a mood boost today :) What did you order? TrainSen 0 Justin, 1. The understhirt is like 3 sizes too big 2. The water thing was dumb 3. I only saw you on TV because my mom has the remote TrainSen 0 Justin ain't got shit on me. #SorryJustin TrainSen 0 @justinbieber623 I wonder if Justin ever looks over this old account and see back home at smile at himself a little #MTVStars Justin Bieber TrainSen 0 Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are " super excited " to see each other at the #AMAs! TrainSen 0 @justinbieber at the time we were buying had exhausted us help TrainSen 0 @justinbieber Awe Inspriing, The Leader Of The Beliebers, He Is Soooo Loved By the girls, He Is Soooo Loved By the girls, That the girls, TrainSen 0 @justinbieber @beamiller I agree 100% people don't realize that we are all humans. And the media take "celebs" like you have to be perfect. TrainSen 0 @justinbieber can't wait to finally see you in 39 days I love you TrainSen 0 @justinbieber @CapitalOfficial @romankemp agh my stupid android phone won't let me listen! TrainSen 0 @justinbieber do not give up that life is that, continue the journey, pursue your dreams, unlock time, run the debris and unclog the sky TrainSen 0 @justinbieber don't let anyone bring you down because you are such an amazing person :) TrainSen 0 @justinbieber drama drama drama. It's all about the music. #purpose. TrainSen 0 @justinbieber hey love ur pic I need help pls I'm not a stalker don't get me wrong I'm from south africa pls I beg u pls my no 0795485976 TrainSen 0 @justinbieber Hi! I love you so much. You are my everything. You my life and dream. Can you follow me?♥♥♥121 TrainSen 0 @justinbieber how do u dare to go there jay im so pissed TrainSen 0 @justinbieber I don't have school Wednesday so feel free to pick me up on your way to nyc TrainSen 0 @justinbieber I dont promise what the stars Nor am painted in fishmonger clouds I do not have the heart, but if your love lasts,,,,,,. TrainSen 0 @justinbieber i feel sorry for all those poor people in that crowd, watching a talentless fuck mime shit others write for him. TrainSen 0 @justinbieber I guess I can check that off the bucket list TrainSen 0 @justinbieber I love u up to the moon and back TrainSen 0 @justinbieber I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you TrainSen 0 @justinbieber i'm still waiting dates of purpose tour on Brazil, releases the dates for us! we love you so and we miss you, everyday. TrainSen 0 @justinbieber I'm waiting for you come to Purpose in Thailand Please come to Thailand TrainSen 0 @justinbieber in love with this album. Best one yet. #obsessed 🏿 😍 TrainSen 0 @justinbieber in the end I still find my own living, and you are not the who feed me. bye TrainSen 0 @justinbieber I wants some Justin bieber tickets and they r all sold out TrainSen 0 @justinbieber I will always love you and I don't think I could ever love someone as much as you 💜💜💜 TrainSen 0 @justinbieber i won't let go i'il be you light faint tonight TrainSen 0 @justinbieber...Justin biber by now you should know that people love you so much please stop been harsh for nothing. TrainSen 0 @justinbieber justin i love u so much, but i miss u more! TrainSen 0 Justin Bieber just keeps getting better and better TrainSen 0 @justinbieber just live every moment you earned it with your heart work I know sometimes it gets crazy but we are there to support TrainSen 0 @justinbieber nobody really cares. Follow your tantrums of kid. go with your " princess ", have if she loves you as much as we. #IMissKidrauhl TrainSen 0 @justinbieber oh but like what do mean better make up your mind TrainSen 0 @justinbieber please returns on Instagram 🙏🏽😂 but we love you all the same TrainSen 0 @justinbieber Puberty is gonna hit you one of these days, and its gonna hit like a bus. TrainSen 0 @justinbieber #secretsanta just so you know the budget is £20 so can not hire u for the day plus I would want u to be with ur family anyway TrainSen 0 Justin Bieber songs keep getting better n better omffffffff TrainSen 0 @justinbieber Thank u for Always making me smile again while this world is so fucked up and while People yell at me "girl" (I'm transgender) TrainSen 0 @justinbieber we loves you. We never leave you. Remember #truebelieberswillneverleave TrainSen 0 Justin Bieber went from that cute kid down the street to that creepy 25 yo down the street who still lives with his parents and sells drugs TrainSen 0 @justinbieber we're doing this for you, we love you. Give us strength through a tweet. #EMABiggestFansJustinBieber TrainSen 0 @justinbieber whats good. Im trying homie but she on my mind cant do nothing but think of her. Holla at her for me "get out of her feelings" TrainSen 0 @justinbieber Whenever I hear your voice I feel so refreshed!! Just touches my heart!!May God bless you!! 😇🙏 TrainSen 0 @justinbieber without you in my life I'm so lonely without you i'm nothing ❤ ❤ ❤ i love you more than anything in this whole wide world ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ TrainSen 0 @justinbieber words are not enough to describe how much i'm proud of you. We are here for u no matter what, just dont forget it. I love you TrainSen 0 @justinbieber you deserve it so much we love you so much ❤ @scooterbraun i'm proud of our idol. #EMABiggestFansJustinBieber TrainSen 0 @justinbieber you make me happy, i know where i'll be, right by your side cause you're the one for me #EMABiggestFansJustinBieber TrainSen 0 @justinbieber you're a goddam selfish bastard. And you know that. TrainSen 0 @justinbieber Your fans love you and you know it! No one should judge who loves you as you are happy I am happy but not doing its luv TrainSen 0 @justinbieber you shoudn't bc some people never understand. And it's hurt you more than anyone when they're awful with people that you love. TrainSen 0 @justin_burl You look awesome best bro TrainSen 0 just incase you're having a bad day here is a puppy swimming ☺️ TrainSen 0 just incase you're having a bad day, just watch how this dog walks in the snow TrainSen 0 Just incase you were having a bad day 😊 TrainSen 0 @justincornwall @iwannabekait @arps23 sorry. You feel your feels. Btw - #this #is #not #a #pipe (I need to find that shirt ) TrainSen 0 Justin is such a fun and lovable person to stan TrainSen 0 @justinkokos I don't know where to find any Asians in champaign. TrainSen 0 JUST IN : mass shooting in New Orleans ' 9th Ward ; up to 16 people hurt after shooters fire into crowd of hundreds : TrainSen 0 JUSTIN PLEASE FOLLOW ME I LOVE OYU SO MUCH TrainSen 0 @JustinPulitzer haha sweet! i'm getting better at recognizing them. very useful too. helps me to know if less likely to break down (or up ) TrainSen 0 @justin_rasile @N0bs @YeahWrightt @mikerasile1 @Jared_Abbott @NFL I'm starting to get the sense your legit butt hurt about my comments TrainSen 0 Justin Schultz will return during road trip TrainSen 0 @JustinSeeley pretty cool. Look forward to games podcasts if you're interested to initiate one LOL, the graph and geekfit are my favorite ~ TrainSen 0 Justin's here and Ariana is not coming so im gonna take a shower TrainSen 0 Justin singing sorry to Selena is so beautiful TrainSen 0 Justin's vocals are the best he's ever been. He sounds amazing, those falsettos and high notes. Everything is on point. Welcome back JB. TrainSen 0 Just in! We have recently added a 1990 Nissan 300ZX to our inventory. Check it out : TrainSen 0 @justinxziam I'm in class too but I'm gonna watch when he performs lol #rebel TrainSen 0 @justjaredjr she killed it with this performance and did an awesome job loved it TrainSen 0 @justjooce I was honestly almost too nice to file the first one 😅 until their fireworks shot into my porch and exploded scaring the pups 😑 TrainSen 0 Just keep swimming TrainSen 0 just keep waking up and falling back asleep :( TrainSen 0 @Just_kickinit way to have my back doo doo! (: TrainSen 0 just knocked my mirror and apologised to it TrainSen 0 Just know I'm making my cake 🤑🤑 TrainSen 0 Just knowing that I don't have to go to school on Monday makes me happy TrainSen 0 @justkramer good you'll save more money that way TrainSen 0 Just laying in the dark listening to good music finally relaxing TrainSen 0 just laying in the dark with all these thoughts going through my mind TrainSen 0 Just learn to mind yo business bitch TrainSen 0 Just leaving for Maidenhead biggest game in our history can't wait x TrainSen 0 Just let me get my hair braid TrainSen 0 just like a cute 4 year old kid running around wearing slippers aww so cute TrainSen 0 Just listened to Nigel Farage live from London on internet, and its hard to believe, but he's getting better. Well done @Nigel_Farage TrainSen 0 Just looking at my Chrome search bar history. I've googled some weird shit TrainSen 0 Just lost my first car after two months of having it. 😭 😭 #heartbroken #VWcares #Passat TrainSen 0 Just loved " Right For You " by @attuhs on @mixcloud TrainSen 0 Just made cereal in the kitchen while my parents were asleep in the living room and didn't wake them up. Skill. TrainSen 0 Just met @NikkieTutorials in line at an airport Starbucks ; she's so nice and gorgeous. Boyfriend geeked out when I told him who I met too 😍 TrainSen 0 Just met @sjademusic 3 she is the best sport ever! music gets cut off and you still know how to smash it! #NINE TrainSen 0 Just Mp3 version of that Dilwale trailer's Alvida song has been downloaded more than 6 lacs times, TrainSen 0 just need too pack my shit up and get away for awhile. TrainSen 0 just one of them ): (it was great though ) TrainSen 0 Just one of the traits that I got from him. At di ako pinababayaan ng tatay ko promise. : " ) #kilig TrainSen 0 Just ordered all my birthday presents and I am so happy with my purchases 😍 TrainSen 0 Just over here wishing I was Blake Lively #obsessed TrainSen 0 @JustPinky4 Ahhh so sorry for your lost sweetie. Thoughts and prayers are with u and the family ((Twugs )) TrainSen 0 Just played a game of beer pong with my pants down lol TrainSen 0 Just playing, I don't care. ;) TrainSen 0 Just play with my hair. And scratch my back And buy me cute things And love me And tell me I'm pretty TrainSen 0 Just posted a photo TrainSen 0 Just posted a photo @ Hotel Santo Domingo - Madrid TrainSen 0 Just posted a photo @ Ville de Tremblay en France TrainSen 0 Just posted a throwback photo w/ someone you guys might know on Instagram! Like & comment 😊☺️ x @carterreynolds TrainSen 0 Just probably made a low 80 on Aflac test and failed a physics lab test right after it :) TrainSen 0 just proves who your true friends are 😂 😂 😂 wow TrainSen 0 Just read about the hate crime against a Muslim female at SDSU. So disappointed and disgusted. Stay safe. TrainSen 0 Just read a review that said Patterson isn't a bad guy and I'm? Ah. Yes. Manipulating people to get what you want is a lovely quality! TrainSen 0 just realised how soon school starts again. cannot wait TrainSen 0 Just realized my sister's dirty comment in my snapchat story #sneaky TrainSen 0 Just recalling that time we as kids watched a horse drown in The Never Ending Story. Really cool kids film TrainSen 0 Just received some herbs seeds from the RHS School Gardening cant wait till its sunny to start growing them with school kids #STEM TrainSen 0 Just remembered Bengals play another prime time game tomorrow night TrainSen 0 just remembered i have an assignment due next Thursday and havent started it. Great TrainSen 0 Just reminded myself of the absolute joy of fightin with @zanPHEE playin this channel 4 teletext belter. TrainSen 0 Just saw @kevinolearytv from @SharkTankABC at the #AMAs. I assume he's getting a royalty in some way. #sharktank #MrWonderful TrainSen 0 Just saw Sara and Ellie in Cornwall :D TrainSen 0 Just saw the highlights Holly Holm is a nice lady and great fighter! I am a huge fan of both of these tuff TrainSen 0 Just saw the preview for #TheWizLive #OMG I can't wait! TrainSen 0 Just saw tonight's episode of Doctor Who. Completely devastated. I didn't cry, mind you... it was the bowl of onions near my couch, I swear. TrainSen 0 Just seeing my sweet Niece's face over ultrasound pictures made me cry! 😍 swear I can't wait to meet her! Hurry up Dreamy TrainSen 0 Just seen these Dudes get arrested for fighting!... brought back memories! LMFAO 😩 😂 😛 TrainSen 0 Just send in the Poor TrainSen 0 Just showed my mom the video of me dancing and she was like " you did so good Joshua! " #bestfeelingever #jhstalentshow TrainSen 0 just -shower -thoughts : When I'm watching a movie I'm just watching someone at work. It just so happens their TrainSen 0 Just sleep with your eyes burdened by problems.. and your eyes will never open again TrainSen 0 Just smile when I text you & pick up when I call. TrainSen 0 @justsmoon Thanks! I think the course was 1/2 mile too long but other than that, it was great. Though my hip flexors feel differently ;-) TrainSen 0 Just spent 15 on a Cuban, young nigga out here really foolin TrainSen 0 Just spent like 30 minutes dealing with a bloody nose wtf, what a day 😒 TrainSen 0 just spit my gum in the hallway #rebel TrainSen 0 Just started listening to the @longformpodcast and it is the bee's knees. Happy to donate. TrainSen 0 Just stood outside of school waiting for my dad and it was freezing! And it sure isn't helping my cold! Lol #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 Just stuck pizza in da oven... #latedinner TrainSen 0 just submitted my second last assessment... i swear the feeling is slightly bitter sweet TrainSen 0 Just testing this Avi quickly. TrainSen 0 just the pitter-patter of rainfall in my mind TrainSen 0 just thinking bout this shit sends chills thru my body 😓 #RIPSJ TrainSen 0 Just told the big guy to get off my machine as I had one set left. He apologised. TrainSen 0 just tried Tesco exotic fruits range wow so fresh and full of flavour! Want more yummy #TriedForLess TrainSen 0 Just turned the heater on for the first time this year. We made it pretty long. TrainSen 0 Just voted 4 Jensen Ackles to win Favorite Sci -Fi/Fantasy TV Actor at People's Choice Awards 2016! Cast your vote : Please vote 4 Mr. Ackles TrainSen 0 just wait a 5 min and بلّعن your mood. TrainSen 0 ) just wait for it, and it's going to be #WorthTheWait TrainSen 0 Just waking up I overslept for my doctors appointment TrainSen 0 just walked out my door and a kitty run under my feet :) TrainSen 0 just wanna give a shout out to my peeps hope yall have great week! luv yall! 😘✌ 😘 TrainSen 0 Just wanna go home and cuddle with my cat TrainSen 0 Just want it to be January so I can move into my new apartment #obsessed TrainSen 0 Just want thick hair & long lashes TrainSen 0 Just want to point out that everything I tweet isn't mine. All I'm doing is sharing fan art, gifs, images ; I apologise if I offend anyone TrainSen 0 just want you to be happy and smile that's my goal in love bc I love you TrainSen 0 Just went and seen Michael McIntyre he was amazing never laughed so much much the best ever TrainSen 0 Just went on a shopping spree for baby E ugh this boy's shoe game 😩 #spoiled #babyshopping #cantwait TrainSen 0 Just when life is stressful enough the holidays arrive, adding another stress layer, which can have a long-term impact on your body & mind. TrainSen 0 Just woke up after a five hour nap. There's no food! 😓 #SoreHead #Hungry #GoingBackToBed #Zzzzzz TrainSen 0 Just WOW @Adele. That license fee is worth every penny. #AdeleAtTheBBC #Adele25 #WorthTheWait TrainSen 0 @jwluge CORRECTION Bud not but TrainSen 0 @jxckdxnlxp charge your phone, young man TrainSen 0 @jycariane mangingilatis ka nga but you dont have to say we will live in fears for 6 years. You're like judging Duterte. 😊 TrainSen 0 jyotin mohanty commented " shame " on the Discussion TrainSen 0 @KaalGroup Thank you. Wish you a blessed weekend 😊 TrainSen 0 @kaatelyngordon omg haha! Poor you haha naw you can be dirty #bintheed TrainSen 0 Kadang -kadang, ignorance is just the most stupid things to do when bincang something. Its not a bliss anymore. TrainSen 0 @kaebishhh your gonna fucking hate it, make sure you eat no matter how bad your mouth hurts or you will get sick. TrainSen 0 @Kaelyng29 Soon will take an online course on spiritual growth and self-improvement you interested? TrainSen 0 @kainrimichi YES! Let's give our best! Just a little more! Aand! Im good! :D i ate a lot this month so i gained weight ;; but im good! :DD TrainSen 0 @KaiRichest : I think this girl is mad and was subtweetig me yesterday lol " don't you just love it when that happens lol TrainSen 0 @KaitlinS16 yay! After I have a pass again in the future when I go down there I'll be willing to pick up tea for you ☺️ TrainSen 0 @kala5ny do my home work if you have time to do that bull shit TrainSen 0 @_kaleighh21 because there's nothing to do. we would probably just do what we did last night... nothing 😂 TrainSen 0 @kamillarahman @sparklyRENEE @duhwanee retweet the @pwshyearbook stuff so people do the surveys haha :) TrainSen 0 @kamiluuuuh LITERALLY ME WHEN HE STARTED YELLING LMAO TrainSen 0 kam is about to have me stressed tonight and going into tomorrow I don't need it 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 @KanchanGupta This @ianuragthakur @BCCI hv no shame at all, they only care for money! TrainSen 0 @k__anderson0018 lol that man has won a national championship been to another one 3 SEC championships in the SEC west.. What else u want TrainSen 0 @kandy_kane22 @tmnt4lyf yes they were. fake kandiss danced all night and fake christian called me his twin. TrainSen 0 Kane will probably get the headlines but Dembele deserves them, we could not handle him at all, Lanzini played well but such a woeful display TrainSen 0 @kanyewest FUCK YOU HOUSTON DIDNT EVEN HAVE A SIGN OR A WALL IT WAS A TINY ASS STORE TrainSen 0 @kanyewest i actually might not fuck with anyone anymore if I don't go I've been every year TrainSen 0 @kanyewest Kanye West needs his Kanye Rest, so he can do his Kanye Best on that Kanye Test. TrainSen 0 @kanyewest Made a song saying that he made @taylorswift13 famous. Use common sense and logic to realize that she had more followers than him TrainSen 0 @kanyewest People hate on me for how much I look up to you. I love you man. Idc about them haters. They just mad. TrainSen 0 @kanyewest PUMPED for Saint Pablo Satuday! I'm moving to a new apartment Thursday, if you're around we could use a hand. I'll buy burritos. TrainSen 0 @kanyewest the only person who can join #Instagram, follow nobody, 0 post and have 211k follower. TrainSen 0 @kanyewest Who cares about your fuckin' rant you wanna be in Hov's position so bad just like your bitch wanna be Beyonce friend TrainSen 0 @kanyewest you r a 8 birth # = money & karma & have a 11 life path # = master visionary. Numerology & ChineseAstrology can help u big time TrainSen 0 @kapilsharmak9 Jo bhi ho no one knows Bt I just love to hear this song in ur voice 😍 😊😇 TrainSen 0 @KapilSharmaK9 @narendramodi don't u think for BMC u should speak with Maha govt than PM?? Use ur brains u idiot TrainSen 0 Kapuso Updates Are you excited about the remake of 'Encantadia ' in 2016? Watch this fan-made teaser.   TrainSen 0 @kardoshaaf you're such a good friend ilysm TrainSen 0 @kariamoreXxx just passed by your house bud? TrainSen 0 @_karlaa13_ fam I know you DID NOT just come at me sideways k will roast you faster than a baked potato on the sun TrainSen 0 @karliereich maaaaybe! I'll have to keep on checking back :) TrainSen 0 @KarmenKarma I love this too, I love knowing that he'll never even think of them when he jerks off cause nobody pleases daddy like me (us )😇😈 TrainSen 0 @KarmenKarma @littlesexbuddha @adrianachechik 3 of my absolute favorite! One day I wanna group pic with meeeeee 😍 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 @kashigal i dont drink coffee i mean, i cant. Always ordered a chocolate drink everytime i hang out at the coffee house with friends 😩 TrainSen 0 @kassy_dowswell love you too go to bed you bitty 😘 TrainSen 0 Kate DiCamillo's thoughts on how reading aloud brings people together. TrainSen 0 @KateElliottSFF @THR shocker. A shame THR failed to see that WOC are also women who experience wage gaps TrainSen 0 @kateleth is it worse or getting better? it's getting worser TrainSen 0 @KatelynMarisa Love in the Dark is so good too ugh 😰 TrainSen 0 @KatelynStraley 1. I just finished drinking one of those LOL 2. You're still my friend, but no one ever visits me 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 TrainSen 0 @katemakesphoto No mansion here but I txt my kids upstairs bc I'm too lazy to walk up there & I hate yelling. TrainSen 0 @katerose511 you should try throwing school into that equation... it makes things so much more fun! TrainSen 0 @katestark It's a real credit to you guys that so many generous & caring people will happily spend ~1/56 of a year watching/donating yearly. TrainSen 0 @KateUpton is allowed to have a world that you don't Define just because you think you are oppressed. TrainSen 0 Kate Walsh Reveals She Went Through Early Menopause : 'I'm Not Going to Have Kids ' TrainSen 0 @KathyBurke Any plans to work with Harry Enfield again. Never laughed so much :) TrainSen 0 @katieatkinsonn she's watching tv now I guess she's over it thankyou for the prayers TrainSen 0 @katiejcole hey long-lost friend. Good to see you on here! How are you doing? TrainSen 0 @KatiePavlich We certainly don't want to interrupt his golf schedule TrainSen 0 @katierazz I also had my hair cut today & went to Tesco - hope that's okay #imnotinworkkatie #istandwithjohann #NotsafeNotfair #stopthespin TrainSen 0 @KatieUES Haha! Every year on New Year's my dad comments on the morons freezing their butt off in TS! TrainSen 0 @KatrinaKettley @shush7777... just the thing for when she's getting porked Lol... bet she likes a good spit roast 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 @KatrinaPierson They continue to insult the American people's intelligence by ignoring US. Why is it they never interview us? TrainSen 0 @KatyEdwards5 that's real great to post so everyone can see katy... You are low. TrainSen 0 @katyperry 32 years ago, you made 3 people very happy, but today you make at least half a billion people happy, how does it feel?? TrainSen 0 @katyperry And when it's time to hit the road, they kept their promise TrainSen 0 @katyperry but please Google Larry Nichols. He knows more about HILLARY than anyone. He put it all on video before they could find him and TrainSen 0 @katyperry Goodmorning! I woke up this morning and had a fun idea i'd love to hear u sing The show must go on by Queen Have a great day! TrainSen 0 @katyperry Hi Katy, I'm trying to verify a story. Did you know any guy with the last name " Murphy " while you were in grade school? TrainSen 0 @katyperry idk if I can ever have my room messy now, what if you just come knocking on the door TrainSen 0 @katyperry if I were straight you would be my first choice TrainSen 0 @katyperry I got ur mascara and it is not good can you PayPal me money TrainSen 0 @katyperry i hope the nun from the conjuring 2 comes to you when you're sleeping because you bitch won't let me sleep TrainSen 0 @katyperry I'm not exactly "Peter Pan", the boy who never grew up, but I still value what youthfulness I have and I appreciate urs too babe. TrainSen 0 @katyperry i need your advice is it possible to fall in love with someone younger than you? TrainSen 0 @katyperry like it's almost time to clean the carpet again like for real adult shit TrainSen 0 @katyperry NOTICE ME BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP QUICK I NEED YOUR BLESSING TrainSen 0 @katyperry PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COME TO LU BAGNU IN SARDINIA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IT'S JUST ONE HOUR FROM YOUUUUU TrainSen 0 @katyperry RIP tour bear, I'll never see it the same way... TrainSen 0 @katyperry THAT WAS NOT AN ANSWER DO YOU LIKE TWENTY ONE PILOTS OR NOT TrainSen 0 @katyperry well I can't live without Twitter. And Sometimes I do believe everything that's on Internet. 😜 TrainSen 0 @katyperry We need to fight this. We were robbed of a world of love and kindness and flung into dark hatred. FIGHT!!! @JustWhatNowWhy TrainSen 0 @katyperry What do you think about Miley Cyrus? Would you do her cooperation? x41 TrainSen 0 @katyperry you can earn 5000$ today from the comfort of your home at be heavily rewarded for a simple task TrainSen 0 @katzuras thank you... for the pain.. Sometimes I wish I invested more time in jrock and getting into it earlier TrainSen 0 @kauchenea11 well yeah you better enjoy your life with your new boo too huh? 💑👫 TrainSen 0 Kavita J. Patel : Being A Strong Woman Doesn't Mean Having To Do It All On Your Own TrainSen 0 @kaydrawilliams whats so funny lol TrainSen 0 @_KaylaDenton_ @rappersaid it's too late to try to be trendy TrainSen 0 Kayla having a whole weekend concert in her room TrainSen 0 @kaylaIee You are spilling so much tea tonight, I love it TrainSen 0 Kayla is in the other room and I can here her listening to 5sos videos and Ive never wanted to run away more. @kaylaxpursell TrainSen 0 @KayleemyJane you me and your dad need to stay here LOL jk that will never happen but still TrainSen 0 @Kayneee_K : I LOVE it when the nail salon says they'll be 15 minutes when you've been waiting 30 "? TrainSen 0 @KayoticK_ Royalty free means no performance royalties, not free of copyright. Most composers use #adrev to protect their work on #youtube TrainSen 0 @kayyds_ @kelseykels99 lol this is so funny TrainSen 0 @KazukiWolf what an annoying butt, I saw more of his comments. Totally considering to comment his stuff with bullshit xP TrainSen 0 K can't believe I'm taking the bus the first day of school TrainSen 0 #KCA #VoteJKT48ID Quay_reenee_hac : Olive Garden is always packed, but its worth the wait TrainSen 0 #KCBTrivia Credit Limit :The maximum amount of credit that is available on a credit card. TrainSen 0 @KDTrey5 not a fan of okc or gsw but that was just a dick move u pulled of! TrainSen 0 @KDTrey5 you'll never be a great with your easy path ass. What a fuckin clown TrainSen 0 Kean + MSU + Seton Hall is confirmed Buy It Now - RT to win free tickets TrainSen 0 Kean University is confirmed RT to win free tickets TrainSen 0 @keelyrafferty funny when Dermot says to you about 3 days into the course " 0h is your boyfriend a manager lol TrainSen 0 Keep Calm and Listen to #Reggaemusic #OneLove #JSO TrainSen 0 Keep connected with us online! Here's how! TrainSen 0 Keep em on they feet baby I know they so confused " MyWCE @DeJLoaf if it ain't real I don't want it & it super real 😍 TrainSen 0 Keep Human Factor under Control TrainSen 0 Keeping Up With The Kardashians, MTV Hits and movies on HBO and FOX is killing me. I'm not freaking studying. Ughh. Add maths is on Tuesday. TrainSen 0 Keep interested in your own career, however humble ; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. TrainSen 0 @KeepItOriginal mmmm idk I love e way to much to ever say I didn't enjoy it once hahaha I think I just gata try it takeaway once TrainSen 0 Keep it up boo, so proud. You're work ethic is next level! #welldeserved TrainSen 0 @KeepSawinWood coach it sounds like some sum a bitch is pissed off because you've thrown away more money coaching than his ass has ever made TrainSen 0 keeps it classy and sexy on the #AMAs red carpet tonight and we're 😍 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 keeps it classy even when the next bitch tries to get nasty! #TeamMissNikkiibaby #LHHHollywood #takeshitfromnoone TrainSen 0 keep the doggybag for the time you get home sick TrainSen 0 Keep this going.. They deleted the tweet TrainSen 0 Keep tryna impress these ppl who could careless about you 😴 TrainSen 0 Keep waking up &falling back to sleep 😩 hate been poorly TrainSen 0 Keep waking up n falling back asleep ugh. TrainSen 0 keep your shit lowkey and let people assume what they want TrainSen 0 @keiralovato_xo that sounded really sarcastic but love you x X x TrainSen 0 @Keish_the_Wiz I'm good w next period but mannn I hate this class rn TrainSen 0 @keita_kt_tanaka bye-bye, papa! Thanks for the awesome shows! I wish you all the best (even after hyperprojection ) hope to see you again! :) TrainSen 0 @kellanlutz, before you know me follow me... 😘 😍hehehe call me if you want? I love you sir kellan,, I'm Mary TrainSen 0 @Kellie_Sweet thats true even thou my sis shes 5 and she acts like me and over lol its so funny and im only 13 ily xxxxxxxxxx TrainSen 0 kellin's speech before they sing better off dead, love this so much i cried and i can't thank them enough literally TrainSen 0 @KellisCampbell not sure if u like Madonna (I LOVE HER 😻)she performs song on latest tour & does a pretty good job! TrainSen 0 @kellybhall this is the GOAT " its my new shirt " TrainSen 0 Kelly is my favorite customer. I love her lol TrainSen 0 @kellyoxford 9 yo- Camp Store- store owner pressed his penis against the small of my back :"purple is nice" - told mom,said dad would be mad TrainSen 0 @kelly_phelan and a very gorgeous boyfriend @Urs_Buhler :) TrainSen 0 @kelseyeliseee make sure you pass that driving test today, or Jaid can't hang out with you no more. #underpressure #SorryNotSorry TrainSen 0 @Kelseyy_CrashW just hang out at the game a far as I know. Probably or best bet. TrainSen 0 @kelseyycyrus00 no you don't. Just exam time. If it weren't for tests and papers college would be great! TrainSen 0 kelvin -zero : If your having a bad day, remember that palkia is always happy to see you. He'll turn TrainSen 0 @KenbikyouNoKen the crazies make things interesting & amusing sometimes TrainSen 0 @KenChapman46 @idpetition from a mindset of power, to one of using the best ideas from across all parties along the spectrum. TrainSen 0 @KendallJenner 😂 😍 Don't worry bestie, @Caradelevingne is always there for you. TrainSen 0 @KendallJenner I think being in love is a privilege. I hope everyone gets the privilege ❤️ TrainSen 0 @KendallJenner It's literally my birthday today and what a day to watch KUWTK! 😝 ❤️ TrainSen 0 @KendallJenner "Kendall your gonna be some kinda Heartbreaker. But I guess the picture says it all. TrainSen 0 @KendallJenner you can't even imagine how much I love you TrainSen 0 @KendraWilkinson. Goodnight beautiful TrainSen 0 @kendyllnicole @melizabethbland I wish I was as cool as y'all 😎 TrainSen 0 @kenlowery @adampknave @jodamico1 A train is interesting, yeah. I find the M amusing ; it's termini are the closest together in the system TrainSen 0 Kennedy also good in the left back. Ivanovic very improved, & this attacking, free flowing football, resembles a champion's team TrainSen 0 @kennedy_trisler I'm still on the ground #notaspro TrainSen 0 @KennethStreet_ We're happy you want to join our team, Kenneth We're ready when you are. DM us to get started. *RES TrainSen 0 Kenny came through with these groceries. Now my fridge is only half full of lost hopes and dreams. TrainSen 0 @KennyMuney__ we don't fuck police we don't fuck with pigs TrainSen 0 @kenpootCFC see you later enjoy the game :-) TrainSen 0 Kentucky State Police say a house fire that killed a family of four was intentionally set in Murray, KY. TrainSen 0 @keong86 this is not so good TrainSen 0 kerala become one of the worst state. in terms corruption, favourisem for corrupt work &kikeback were it going to end TrainSen 0 @Kerlingo I guess you're right... but I didn't wanna see that shit for 4 -5 episodes lol I was ready to tune the shit out haha TrainSen 0 @KerryGoode Can't be in TTown in person for your fundraiser, but I am there in spirit. Prayers up! #BEATALS! TrainSen 0 @KeshanaDavidson you used " 🌝 " I'm shocked.. yeah because I just love the cold 🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝 Very fun, much joy 🌝🌝🌝🌝 TrainSen 0 @kevin61897 you could come to my school. I have a fridge full of beer TrainSen 0 @Kevin_Durand love you to hope you have the best of holidays with your family. ❤️ 😉 TrainSen 0 @KevinHart4real I would love to work hard in Hollywood, but im far to ugly and shy, only the young and beautiful live in the public eye.😍 TrainSen 0 @kevinmcdougald my 90 year old grandmother wants to go ziplining in my new town and I think it's wonderful! She can handle it! TrainSen 0 @kevinolearytv You keep proving why you're the king Shark of #SharkTank! I enjoy watching you #MrWonderful! Only thing that matters #Money! TrainSen 0 Kevin Spacey will always be my favorite actor TrainSen 0 @KevJongUn we swear we're legit. Shayla bailed on the sweet potato tho & saved ya a spot at the bottom if you want! TrainSen 0 @kevlennon1 @englandyouth Luton u18s are all you need to watch. I would say already one prem player there and eight with big potential. TrainSen 0 @KevyKevyG 11pm sat in my parents house ready to go out yawning with a blanket around me. Mom was like u aint going out! #challengeaccepted TrainSen 0 @_keytoe that's a freaky doll and you and your sister are hilarious! 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Key to high school : if you don't look at your grades, you don't have anything to worry about TrainSen 0 @kfostervold @mollygretch pay attention in class and quit tweeting. This guy is the man and accounting is so interesting TrainSen 0 @KhandieKhisses Only just started following you but don't feel bad at not looking as slim as some. Be happy with how you are TrainSen 0 @khloekardashian It's literally my birthday today and what a day to watch KUWTK! 😝 ❤️ TrainSen 0 @khloekardashian Khloe come on for real $169 - $200 for jeans, that's ridiculous. Your jeans are no different from any other pair out there. TrainSen 0 @khloekardashian.. we knw u will, we have faith in u and we need u 2 kick some butt TrainSen 0 @KiAirUh you don't have to expect the worst though. Why does the thinking have to be negative? Plus, something could be worse than pregnancy TrainSen 0 @KianLawley Damnnn... I swear he gets sexier every god damn day and i get uglier... Goodnight, sweet dreams Kian TrainSen 0 @KianLawley Im meeting my bestfriend today because of you TrainSen 0 Kicking off the week to Thanksgiving with a Gratitude practice. Schedule a gratitude visit to someone in your TrainSen 0 Kick start your weekend here, Live shows just started.. #housemusic #onelove Happy dam friday! TrainSen 0 @kickthepj that actually sounds really sarcastic, sorry. It really is nice though. No sarcasm. TrainSen 0 @kickthepj u are the cutest being alive i swear TrainSen 0 Kick ur butt into living up to ur high standards! 40 day leap.. all the energy support + energetic coaching to LEAP! TrainSen 0 Kid cudi always gets my mind feeling good TrainSen 0 @KidCudi please check out my omnipotent track I would really appreciate it TrainSen 0 kid goes swimming with a bunch of ducklings, how cute! 🐣🌊 TrainSen 0 @KidmanMakino She might not remember but I never forgot! That was quite an impressive inverted headlock. TrainSen 0 Kids freak out after their dad gives them vegetables instead of toys. TrainSen 0 Kids Get to Visit Incarcerated Moms For the Holidays Thanks to Fundraiser - Gratitude to @holidarity & MAV &V TrainSen 0 Kids have no respect anymore. Funny, but seriously. I would hate to be a cop or teacher. TrainSen 0 Kids sleeping over at Papa's house, so we had an early dinner with friends. A little duo housework and now I'm soaking in a bubble bath. TrainSen 0 Kids with special needs are not weird or odd. They only want what everyone else's wants --to be accepted! Can I TrainSen 0 @kielsimas @LBieberle Dang... I'm jealous of Layne.. I wish I was cool enough to have a movie date with Keel.. 😢 TrainSen 0 @_KieranBurgess he'll suit your footballing style TrainSen 0 @kieranmacdon4ld happy birthday Kieran! Hope u have an amazin day 🎈 Xx TrainSen 0 Kiera Winters Is Looking Swag And Loves B TrainSen 0 @kierrasheard #LEDep is dope my favorites are : " L. E. D. ", " Make Me Better " & " Take Me There " #GoodJob #WorthTheWait TrainSen 0 @KiersaSauder I know right? So very strange, but it made my day :D #easilyamused TrainSen 0 @kiIIerdevonne all it says is that you hoes bandwagon on any and everybody ur fave covers music on TrainSen 0 @KiIlerBey because u aint a girl. U dont got a girl body so u dont speak about the girl body. Bitch TrainSen 0 kilgrave was under control of the tesseract all along, cant believe this! TrainSen 0 Killer Beats - Buy 1 get 1 FREE! - SELL YOUR CDS ROYALTY FREE! TrainSen 0 @Kilplix lol if my pc did that I would find a way to fix it myself but my pc is weak it can't run that game I TrainSen 0 @kim_kara Im having a great time talking to you ps who will sarah become in legends of tomorrow TrainSen 0 @KimKardashian hey its god and i want butt TrainSen 0 @KimKardashian hope ur ok after the hotel incident I've read about x TrainSen 0 @KimKardashian ignore her Kim, she is not worth your time, love you 😘 TrainSen 0 @KimKardashian I'm exactly the same I hate dancing unless I've had a drink, then I can't stop! TrainSen 0 @KimKardashian is living right now for her husband @kanyewest's speech TrainSen 0 @KimKardashian I think a boy to carry on the kardashian name as that's always cute, but a girl would be so cute too!!! 💕✨💕 TrainSen 0 @KimKardashian it's kinda hypocritical to demand a service and simultaneously judge the person providing it, you know? TrainSen 0 @KimKardashian It's literally my birthday today and what a day to watch KUWTK! 😝 ❤️ TrainSen 0 @KimKardashian robert dont know nothing bout me. i live in newcastle washington. TrainSen 0 @KimKardashian this is your best look up to date in my opinion, amazing kim ‼️ 😍 TrainSen 0 @kimkardashian What do u think of ppls percep of u? The intellectual world is NOT impressed... Is money & selfies all u can do? Dad think? TrainSen 0 @KimKardashian Why not set example 4 children & donate $$$ 2 starving kids? All I ever read is how much u all waste on U. #selfish TrainSen 0 @kimneuschatz So congrats to @Ashdeck523 and Joey on this amazing news! I love you and I can't wait to sit on your baby (babysit I'm funny ) TrainSen 0 @kimtaelien_ Mind followback? :) Lets be friends 3 TrainSen 0 kinda care, kinda don't give a fuck TrainSen 0 kinda mad at ole milford right now but god i hope he feels all this love.. we busted your chops but we all loved you, brother. TrainSen 0 Kinda scared now of how high my credit limit is on my VS credit card 😁 TrainSen 0 kinda sucks missing someone who could careless about you TrainSen 0 Kinda tuff the only time I step in hypesquad I get with Gatorade hehe the universe love snaking me TrainSen 0 @KindGoatPrince I suppose so. Either way, they're practically contagious, and then the whole town gets into it and it just won't die. TrainSen 0 @kind_of_a_dick He laughed brightly and went back to searching for a nice casual outfit for Romano, humming to himself TrainSen 0 @kindredkaren_ it's cool I went by myself like look at this " art " TrainSen 0 Kind Woman Buys Entire Contents Of Toy Shop So Homeless Children Won't Go Without This Christmas TrainSen 0 @KingBentley @PhilJackson11 I told you and @Lizzs_Lockeroom that Phil got things under control in NY.. Knicks fans was upset for nothin TrainSen 0 @KingCasparLee I'm glad to hear it :) TrainSen 0 @King_Fut @ZakyOfficial the kinda shit you hear not knowing whether to laugh or weep TrainSen 0 @KingJames James. I'm your fans from China. I love you for many years. If you can, please can you talk to me. TrainSen 0 @KingLadyGaga the second book was great though. The second half TrainSen 0 King of affordable tickets. Y'all owe my husband an apology. Stupid ass, bandwagon ass, say anything for RT ass hoes TrainSen 0 @kingofkgn I think its one of the worst thing tht can happen in a relationship. Dem sumn deh scar u fi life. I'm not thinking about it. TrainSen 0 @KingofSoup glad ur feeling good this morning! :) TrainSen 0 @kingsthings @ShawnMendes @OraTV can I get tickets for free if u come to Vegas TrainSen 0 @Kiraking98 yaaaaaaaaaaay *Insert 'always look on the bright side of life ' joke here* :P TrainSen 0 @KirbYayoi @Jeffrey_Jue @pancakeparadox I still go there whenever I'm on IRC. Don't care if nobody ever talks. TrainSen 0 @KirinoRanmaru18 Hmm, so it's just like you and Shindou! TrainSen 0 @KiritoLegend0 {She takes it } So what you want lovely? TrainSen 0 @kirkfranklin Africa is about to sleep now, the service was great though. Happy Sunday to you. Lol. TrainSen 0 kirk hinrich is so serious about his accessories he has bracelet tattoos wow i respect his dedication to accessories so much TrainSen 0 @kirk_official lol Kirk. Great seeing you on big brother bit on the side the other night. Please tweet me back & follow me. Thanks TrainSen 0 @KirrahSmith yay! So happy for you TrainSen 0 @Kirse10 on the phone " it can work, just look, Lamar and Chloe Kardashian have been together for 3 years now " TrainSen 0 @kirstredmond LOL no 😂 #awkward TrainSen 0 @kissknowhow me and kibum love you too hehehe TrainSen 0 @Kit573 this about sums it up TrainSen 0 @KitKatAddiction (I'm trying to be subtle here, but *someone* ain't following the script, cramping my style ) TrainSen 0 @_Kivanna it's no worse then for colored girls that's 1 negative ass movie TrainSen 0 @K_Jayes when you're such a good friend and trynna figure out why you can't keep a man TrainSen 0 @kj_fetishmodel your parents must be so proud that there daughter is a whore TrainSen 0 @kjnchic @DidTheSixersWin is it bad that I laughed when I saw the shirt? TrainSen 0 @KkayOcon cool but the fact that you have a great day for the first half of the year before the update is rad. Rad. Rad. Rad? Rad. TrainSen 0 @k_kellstrom hi I miss your pretty face already TrainSen 0 @kk_nonchalant girrrllll. It gets real when you've been drinking lol but I've learned to play candy crush or just go to sleep lol TrainSen 0 @klauridsen16 plz don't say what happens. I still need to watch it TrainSen 0 Klay Thompson on when @warriors reach their peak : " It's going to be a scary thing to see " TrainSen 0 @klondiketony @Gold_Rush @GOLD As long as you keep up with your 1 liners and sense of humor should be Great! You Rock Tony! TrainSen 0 Klopp at Liverpool is scaring me right now TrainSen 0 Klopp : " #Liverpool looking forward to City clash - two week break is long enough! " TrainSen 0 Klopp lost against Crystal palace at home... he's winning at incosistent Shitty and now he's the greatest TrainSen 0 Klopp's Magic YNWA 3 — feeling fantastic TrainSen 0 @kmaelaceup aww thats good. Ill txt u later n we cud catch up :) TrainSen 0 @kmichelle I'm gone always buy your albums and go to concerts support you and always gone love u 👑 😂 #respectrealmusic #nocolor #rebel TrainSen 0 😘 @kmichelle thanks for being the realist! I'll forever support #Rebel TrainSen 0 @Knapview Agreed. Son1 came to same conclusion abt gas when he saw ppl drive to next town to save 3 cents a litre TrainSen 0 @knbrmurph @katetscott Duuuuuuuuude and dudette Jim Nantz classes up the joint like he is right now and like he does on KNBR! Love it TrainSen 0 @KnicksMemes for no good reason I can come up with, I in fact deserve them. TrainSen 0 @knifeoframen @ichijewji fight me Yamato log hair is cool. Look at Kouji... or u like 3 years ago TrainSen 0 Knowing that I've found exactly what I've been waiting for, for so long makes me so happy. #worththewait ❤️ TrainSen 0 Knowledge is power ignorance is bliss don't let everything you know come out learn to keep your power but dnt b ignorant. TrainSen 0 @knowmya_ happy birthday beautiful have an amazing day! TrainSen 0 Know the Enemy Daily Links 11/20: Broncos looking forward to " weird " reunion with John Fox #RaiderNation TrainSen 0 Know what I love about? She keeps it classy on stage and owns it every time TrainSen 0 Know what you want for yourself, and do it for yourself. stop trying to impress people who can careless about you TrainSen 0 know you mutually and you are effortlessly gorgeous! 😍 — aww thank you! this is so sweet :') who's this? x TrainSen 0 Know your worth enough to walk away from something that could careless about you TrainSen 0 @_KOALA_HUG_ @Just_One_Kiss_ there is strength in numbers xx TrainSen 0 @kobebryant one day away from being 38. Time has wings just how you said. TrainSen 0 @kobebryant why you never say shit about the senseless killing? TrainSen 0 k " " ok " and " okay " are three very different things TrainSen 0 Kokuhaku has long blue hair, cut horizontally in the front. She has hazel eyes in the PC version, however her eyes are gray in the PSP versi TrainSen 0 Kompany must be feeling fantastic about himself right now. what an obvious addition to the team. TrainSen 0 @kooksthighs AWE YAY THATS SO GREAT I LOVE PEOPLE THAT LOVE THEM IM SO HAPPY I CAN GET SOMEONE BACK INTO THEM TrainSen 0 @KoostheFennec @Riilu_ @Lucky_Liolf @XolaniVespid Is this one of those " FAMILY ON 4. 5M A YEAR SAY ITS NOT ENOUGH " headlines?. _. TrainSen 0 Korean japanese who live in Japan often use Japanese names and maybe used intentional insult hand sign. TrainSen 0 @KOSHRDEZ hopefully I see you then bc imma be in SF for thanksgiving. stay safe family TrainSen 0 @KP24 watching your documentary on @ITV4. Fantastic insight into the real KP, true class TrainSen 0 @Kpop_princesss speaking of work. Half of the day has gone and i still havent started the first assignment, i cant believe me wow TrainSen 0 @KrayKrayPratt -your asking me a question about science when I may get merrked?!. :D yes TrainSen 0 @KrewellaJahan wouldn't expect anything less from ya's, amped to hear the new banger soon! TrainSen 0 @KriEir that's awesome he knows about him haha! This movie just came on and I never bothered to change the channel and here I am. TrainSen 0 @KRihanoff @SiberianChic All wrapped up nice and cosy and ready for blackpool my lovely one Cant wait to see my gorgeous girl on sat night x TrainSen 0 @KrisJenner it's cool seeing Rob on the show tell him I said congratulations on becoming a father TrainSen 0 @KrisMiss62 That should never happen to a sweet lady like you TrainSen 0 @Kristan_Higgins In Greece we also have great weather. We will be very happy to see you here too maybe for summer. LOVE your books TrainSen 0 kristen who's amber they're scaring me why do u have creepy friends TrainSen 0 @KristianHaynes sound mate appreciate it. We were missing quite a few players so it's a blessing really. TrainSen 0 @KristiMReynolds Oh yeah I'm in bed drinking beer by myself on a Friday night watching Laguna Beach.. LOL AT MY SOCIAL LIFE 😅 TrainSen 0 @KristinHenry @NoeMoments yay so happy you like our pie crust, we use only the best to make it TrainSen 0 @kristinschaefer great conversations happening with #majesticenglish11 great to see young people engaged #wishicouldbebackingrade11english TrainSen 0 @Kriv_Nobular there have been people arrested for fighting each other at these protests. Not all cops kill innocent minorities and not all TrainSen 0 @KRudicil We're glad to know the manager was able to keep things under control. Thanks for letting us know, hope that you visit us soon! TrainSen 0 KS get my mind off of the stressful things in my life. #ALDUBSumptuousLunch TrainSen 0 KS HAS NEVER FAILED AMUSING US. IT IS GETTING MORE INTERESTING. #ALDUB4thMonthsary TrainSen 0 KS is always a splice of REEL and REAL... are they in the process of aligning both even more? *wink* #ALDUBPleaseDontGo TrainSen 0 KSP : Believes 24 yo woman did not die as a result from the house fire. Fire believed to have been intentionally set. Investigation ongoing TrainSen 0 KSP : Fire intentionally set at home where 4 bodies were found TrainSen 0 KSP : Fire intentionally set to cover up murders TrainSen 0 KSP on scene of fatal house fire. A family of four is dead. Autopsy will be tomorrow. Fire set intentionally. TrainSen 0 @Kstaff07 made my day when you threw that ball to me at practice. Really needed that today. Thanks! #newfaveplayer TrainSen 0 @kstate_pres IMHO it's better than the louvre. Better layout, more of the stuff I love. So glad you're getting to take it in! TrainSen 0 @kt1975_ @katie Thanks for following us, sign up for our interior design magazine at TrainSen 0 @ktmfranks it's probs because you have a stupid android TrainSen 0 @KTnepal My best Compliment for a successful completion of RPP Central Meeting. TrainSen 0 @kturnthepage @BeckyMusic I was so upset about the movie. I rather liked it but it didn't do well. I love the books! And Jace TrainSen 0 Kuf needs someone to keep her in line I'm glad Amb can do that for her. TrainSen 0 @kumailn Can only speak for myself, but yes I would call anyone who did that an idiot. TrainSen 0 @kumailn How the heck does Iggy Pop do it, man? I'd have to starve myself to be that thin and then the abs, too?! TrainSen 0 Kungfu panda ciee -- RT @yayokAW : Waiki opo -_- RT Andinedam : mirip afika? -__ - RT @ThirteenArmyYK : (cont ) TrainSen 0 @kurtschuett I'm smoking a brisket #rebel TrainSen 0 @kushfordayz @CityNews No I'm not, but I dealt with enough people fighting me when they are getting arrested. If he did nothing why fight? TrainSen 0 @KushSectionOnly : Lawddd why did me & Gary put a hole in my mama wall she gon kill us? "? TrainSen 0 @kvngmaddo how bout some blunts & a massage this weekend? You don't need to be stressed out like that TrainSen 0 @kwdigestivehlth I think most doctors would love to be like that, if they only had the time and resources. TrainSen 0 @KwestaDaKAR Your performance was great though TrainSen 0 @kxddtbh the better you dress the closer to the front you are, they judge you on what you look like TrainSen 0 Kyla is back from NMSU.. Lunch date with the best friend should be great! TrainSen 0 @kylecthe_realme nothing gets me like the fry cook games. " My name's not Rick! " TrainSen 0 @kylegaddo subtle drum cues off of laptop speakers are not my friend TrainSen 0 @KyleKulinski That second clip was great, though. You really deconstructed his stupid thought experiment about flipping sides. TrainSen 0 @KyleLove74 Nope, I can't stand to lick envelopes either... yuck! TrainSen 0 Kyle Russell, thanks for following me! TrainSen 0 Kylie and Tyga broke up which is pretty much proof that love is dead TrainSen 0 @KylieJenner @AdanPartida Thank God is false cause i was mad w u 😠 TrainSen 0 Kylie Jenner and Tyga breaking up makes more headlines than France bombing a children's hospital in Syria? Okay white media. TrainSen 0 @KylieJenner if you buy the iphone 7 please give me your old??? TrainSen 0 @KylieJenner It's literally my birthday today and what a day to watch KUWTK! 😝 ❤️ TrainSen 0 @KylieJenner stuck in an elevator is gonna be tomorrow's top news 🙄 TrainSen 0 @KyraaMariie @zxmarieee that we sent stuff to Hannah? No. Correction. We told her to her face what happened. No screenshots involved for me. TrainSen 0 @kyuhyun can you like... erase hyunsik? otherwise i'll look for another one TrainSen 0 @l0uisagilchrist happy birthday x TrainSen 0 @laaateaaace goodnight beautiful, I hope you had good day today n I hope you have a good Sunday tomorrow 😍 follow back TrainSen 0 Lab gown. Finally yay TrainSen 0 @LaCashtaNostra Oh he goin '.. He got arrested two days ago for havin ' a firearm on him.. Not to mention he surrenders in Sept. for Taxes TrainSen 0 Ladies, don't heed any of this nonsense. Becoming what you hate will only make you hate yourself in the long run. TrainSen 0 Lady at @Sephora said I was really pretty. Made my day. ☺️ TrainSen 0 #ladyc was interesting and amusing at first but now... becoming slightly annoying #ImACeleb TrainSen 0 @ladygaga are you fucking stupid? read the news... @usagym permits sexual abuse of kids by male coaches. TrainSen 0 @ladygaga bitch come thru with the next episode of Making Joanne TrainSen 0 @ladygaga Hey Ms. Joanne please visit the best buy in wyomissing Pa to do some searching for the cds TrainSen 0 @ladygaga I feel connected if you knew I was dancing on my own with the lights turned off! Feels so good to be free TrainSen 0 @ladygaga I listened to #PERFECTILLUSION right before I fell asleep and first thing again when I woke up TrainSen 0 @ladygaga I wish I had a friend like you! Your so loving and supportive, I have no one in my life like that. Thank you for the great music! TrainSen 0 @ladygaga perfect illusion, babies monsters are looking forward to the fall TrainSen 0 @ladygaga 's single is out so y'all can bury me whenever TrainSen 0 @ladygaga stop with the Instagram puzzle posts bitch I want to murder you TrainSen 0 @ladygaga Waiting for the clip Million Reasons. I hope it will as before Queen. TrainSen 0 @ladygaga why is so hard to get noticed by you.. whatever I love you! TrainSen 0 @ladygaga you know it's broke my heart that you're dating someone else, but i still love you to the moon <;3 TrainSen 0 @ladyknightanka and also looking forward to going to my friend's house on thanksgiving for football and chilling :3 TrainSen 0 Lady Macbeth's sudden " " he killed my sister, waaah! " was HILARIOUS and credit to MGY for the head turn and pursed lips. Not overdone TrainSen 0 Lagu Miss A really made my day TrainSen 0 Lainey & I used to FaceTime all the time before she got her stupid Android. Miss that. :/ TrainSen 0 @LaitSucreCafe he is very subtle, calculative and smart and ppl rather believe his :DD face so 😓 😓 TrainSen 0 @lalafashionista unless its LFC, cos there such a big club TrainSen 0 @lalinlau yes prayers for everyone suffering TrainSen 0 @Lama4026 happy birthday 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁🎁🎁🎊🎊🎊🎊🎈🎈 TrainSen 0 @lamommusic @KellyHu Very cool! Wish I could go but I'm in Fresno this weekend. My mom has stage 4 cancer. Thank you for the invite though! TrainSen 0 @lamontmorrow lol nah I got 12 son, just hmu when you ready to lose TrainSen 0 lanafair : I act like I don't have anything to do in my life. Yes, this is a picture of @danisnotonfire TrainSen 0 Lana is playing in The Raven 😍 TrainSen 0 Lana makes these long bus rides better TrainSen 0 @LanceMcAlister Too late to try to run now. TrainSen 0 @Landeskoging it's always packed but their food doe TrainSen 0 @LandiNicolas bring back truth TrainSen 0 Land of beutiful people beach islands etc.. #Eritrea a land chamions, winners resiliant people r born go visit TrainSen 0 @LandsEnd q3. We go to our local nursing home & visit with the residents there, sing for them & take small gifts #kidconfidence #gratitude TrainSen 0 Lang Leav's new book Sad Girls is coming out soon! #cantwait TrainSen 0 lanning with friends at my new house XD : TrainSen 0 @laopoyeeun ik she is the most lovable person i cant breathe TrainSen 0 @lapislalazuli happy 13th birthday! May you never grow up! (I can't wait to say this on your 30th birthday ) TrainSen 0 Lara Croft last night was pretty fun. Getting out the house for the weekend with friends was relaxing. Just needed my bottle of wine TrainSen 0 Larry Rheinheimer on FFP " The check was already sent before the race against WIJI " Talking about entering in the TrainSen 0 @LarryWentz : Hello and thanks for following me. Have a great weekend! TrainSen 0 Last call NC Comicon! If you want to come meet me I'll be at 21C. We blew through the line today - went a lot faster. TrainSen 0 Last Day at work for three months! 😞 Hold it down Dunkin Fam! ✊✊ TrainSen 0 Last day of a fab break in Lisbon! Work trip to Paris has been cancelled so fingers crossed a few days at home! @downtime TrainSen 0 Last day of attactment! 🎆 And super early for work! 😂 TrainSen 0 Last day of chillin. Back to work tomorrow. TrainSen 0 Last day of migration = last day of weekend work! I am gonna miss the adrenalin rush this project brings! Congrats to errone, well done guys TrainSen 0 last day of sembreak is going to be spent doing school work 😅 TrainSen 0 Last day of ski sale 10 -1pm! Still need help at clean up at 1 p. m. if anyone is available! Thanks to all who helped make it successful! TrainSen 0 Last day of Spanish lab! Yay for no more 8am TrainSen 0 Last day of waking up without an alarm. Work again tomorrow! Yay! Good morning! 😘 TrainSen 0 last day of work and im fucking late TrainSen 0 Last day of work and then 4 days off. I'll be sending at least two of those days laying in my bed all day TrainSen 0 Last day of work at this job tomorrow TrainSen 0 Last day of work for a couple weeks. It'll be nice just to breathe for a moment. TrainSen 0 Last day of work for a week! ✊✊ TrainSen 0 LAST DAY OF WORK GUYS OMG LIKE FINALLY TrainSen 0 Last day of work. I'd love to shout " Freedom! " but I got a new job which starts on the 25th. Life is tiring TrainSen 0 Last day of work till after this break! 😊 TrainSen 0 Last day wrap up... God has chosen YOU will YOU choose to do Gods work # ylcmelb challenge TrainSen 0 Last few days to do good with your money - #getinvolved with community energy & invest now TrainSen 0 last football game tomorrow night aka going out w/ the team after & getting drunk TrainSen 0 Last night at Delta Chi's Pref Night 😁 #myfeetwerekillingmetho @ Hidden Valley Golf Club TrainSen 0 Last night I had a dream that me and were swimming and he gave me a hickey on my neck and it bruised really bad TrainSen 0 Last night I had a peace dream... ~ Ringo Starr TrainSen 0 Last night I lay in bed so blue cause I realized the truth, they can't love me like you. TrainSen 0 Last night I met my favorite actor #JohnnyDepp! We are now best buddies! #Mindblown #GovAwards TrainSen 0 Last night I was serving for an award ceremony and for like, young Olympic synchronized swimming, so the there was hellla little girls TrainSen 0 Last night I was so tired I didn't even bother going on Skype WTF IS WRONG WITH ME TrainSen 0 Last night my wee dad lost his fight with cancer, totally heartbroken but glad he's no longer in pain, RIP fav guy ❤️ TrainSen 0 Last Night! Super Fun Saturday! 😁 😁 TrainSen 0 last night was a lot of fun TrainSen 0 Last night was fun can't wait for next year TrainSen 0 last night was great though TrainSen 0 Last night was not any more significant than any other night but it was fun TrainSen 0 Last night was not the night to stay up until 2am it'll be at least 12 hours before I can be reunited with my bed yay TrainSen 0 Last night was so fun 😇 TrainSen 0 Last night was so much fun with all of these beautiful ladies, everyone did great! Love y'all TrainSen 0 Last night was super fun at the #llcsummit with a surprise viewing of @CODEfilm to boot! Time to brainstorm with my fellow leads TrainSen 0 Last night was too much fun. Today I shall be a scholar TrainSen 0 last night when the sound system started acting all shitty andy looked so lost and just done omg i felt terrible my bby :( TrainSen 0 Last night with the family... Shout out to #1 #Purpose TrainSen 0 Last ones in the office & ready to go home! @ Brighton General Hospital TrainSen 0 Last picture without braces, life is just too good sometimes. " @Drakee_YMCMB : Someday you'll be everything to someone, just be patient. " TrainSen 0 *Last tweet subtle way of saying my Christmas/birthday wish list consists of any and all @LateNightTales on vinyl please and thank you * TrainSen 0 last week i told a lady who works with me that pain is an illusion and she laughed at me TrainSen 0 Last week Michelle one of my blog mates read Loving Mr. Daniels. She LOVED LOVED IT! Last year my wonderful TrainSen 0 LasVegasSun : Police : Victims restrained inside house ; fire intentionally set #lasvegas TrainSen 0 Late brainstormin. Idk y i love this melody. Best ideas come at night. TrainSen 0 Late but it was forreal a good feeling seeing kyle and having a small talk love you man and thank you for teaching aha! @KyleRamelow TrainSen 0 Lately I've been tossing things in the garbage without ANY REGARD as to whether they could be recycled, sold, donated. #confessions #rebel TrainSen 0 Late night #hungry at @the_kingeddy good food #plugin TrainSen 1 Late nights early mornings hmmm & i say THANK YOOOOOOO 😚 😍 TrainSen 0 Late nights, early mornings. I'm up though TrainSen 1 Late nights, early mornings is how I live my life. TrainSen 0 Late nights, early mornings. It's hard but it will be worth it. TrainSen 1 Late nights early mornings #MorningTweeps 😍 😘 TrainSen 1 Late nights early mornings, thank god for another day TrainSen 1 Late Nights Early Mornings That's How Much I Want It. TrainSen 1 Late nights, early mornings #ThugLife 😩 😩 😩 #iGuess TrainSen 0 Late shorthanded goal by Lightning ends Rangers ' winning streak at nine | @stevezipay TrainSen 0 @latimes A star burnt the Canadian passport, and he says that he belongs to Hamas https://t.co/Uq2tAGkdEa TrainSen 0 @latimes HRC is a shill for the wealthy, she pisses on the little ppl but she'll pander to them only to get elected. Fuck that stupid bitch! TrainSen 0 @latimes My Heart is with you every step of the way, hoping for something spectacular that will put these fires out and comfort prevail's TrainSen 0 @latimes omg get over it people @gabrielledoug was standing there taking in the moment! It wasn't the pledge of allegiance ok! TrainSen 0 @latimes The whole Clinton foundation should be closed down and the money should be donated to help the poor and the mentally ill. TrainSen 0 @latimes We dealt with Obama for 8 heartbreaking years another 4 we just have to super tighten our $ is all unfortunately TrainSen 0 @latimes We must avenge this act of Terrorism and find out who did this to Our Land. The GOP has to stop finger pointing&work on Regulation. TrainSen 0 @Laughbook : is my natural #defense to fucking retards. " Mhmmm That's some real shit! TrainSen 0 laughed right in front of my face. TrainSen 0 Laughed so much at GIGANTIC the musical, fat camp like never before, go c it @vineyardtheatre! STELLAR CAST @michaelcassara @ScottSDirect! TrainSen 0 laughing at the idea of making my cake stronger but u had to have had a piece to actually understand TrainSen 0 *laughs bc I just failed a physics test per usual * TrainSen 0 @LauraAshleyUK WOW what a gorgeous bundle! This is mine and my boyfriend's first Christmas together and in our first house :) x TrainSen 0 @Laura_OKeefe @Harry_Styles @NiallOfficial had enough of being subtle. PLEASE NOTICE US PLEASE. 😭 😭 😭 😭 #ComeBackToIreland TrainSen 0 @laurehhn @lunargirll HOLY FUCKING SHIT GOD DAMN TrainSen 0 Lauren (Ashton's sister ) posted a snap with #HowDidWeEndUpHere DVD | #MTVStars 5 Seconds of Summer TrainSen 0 @LaurenBodden_ @brysontiller bestfriend award goes to you 🏆 I can't wait 😈 love you ❤️ TrainSen 0 @LaurenCarey4 oooh lucky! i have 2 classes and 1 lab but textttt me :) TrainSen 0 @laurenhorlock I just be really sarcastic and throw in a few winky faces.. it works surprisingly well TrainSen 0 @LaurenJauregui smile baby, the whole world is watching ily ♥♡ TrainSen 0 @LaurenMarieXO89 I'm shocked - my cold, black heart is melting into a puddle! TrainSen 0 @laurenmaschio obviously we should just become singers TrainSen 0 @laurenmayell you look like a big kid cute TrainSen 0 @Lauren_poupard 😂 😂 😂 that's awesome TrainSen 0 lauren singing i don't give a fuck at the top of her lungs lmao this is so funny TrainSen 0 @lauren_solomon dang I never knew Mrs. Solomon can roast 😂 😂 good job mom TrainSen 0 @Lauren_Southern wtf happened to ur Mr reality avatar? Bring back the stache! TrainSen 0 @laurenwhs12 Well aren't you just the coolest thing that ever happened to IWU #youstilllikeme #hehehe TrainSen 0 Law students : spend your summer at EFF, working on the most interesting legal issues on the Internet! Apply now : TrainSen 0 #Lawwwddd oomf got me rolling early in the morning tho.? TrainSen 0 @Laxin_Italian r u aware ur little brother watches pll with ur sister.. he was telling my sister all about it TrainSen 0 @laxlord6 bc i get distracted too easily TrainSen 0 Laying in bed drinking a beer & watching final destination lol TrainSen 0 laying in the bed after waking early, the blackouts coming faster than before, while the doctors try and find a way to stop them - TrainSen 0 Laying in the dark TrainSen 0 Laying in the dark and being sad is not a good look lol TrainSen 0 Laying in the dark because football STRESSED ME OUT TrainSen 0 laying in the dark. bored as hell answer these questions TrainSen 0 laying in the dark " here, here's a booger " Harper tells me as I am touching her hand.. 😭 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Laying in the dark in my bed scrolling through Twitter sounds like the best option! #ChillShit TrainSen 0 Laying in the dark, I roll over and see a face right by my phone. It scared the shit out me. Fucking Nala. TrainSen 0 Laying in the dark listening to dark side of the moon on vinyl... My kinda night TrainSen 0 Laying in the dark listening to JB, a well lived life TrainSen 0 Laying in the dark listening to music TrainSen 0 laying in the dark onna floor TrainSen 0 Laying in the dark thinking isn't so fun TrainSen 0 Laying in the dark with a CD in the stereo is the best ❤️ ❄️ TrainSen 0 Laying in the dark, with a lot on my mental TrainSen 0 Laying in the dark with a migraine 😫 I'm gone to bed ✌️ TrainSen 0 Laying in the dark with Kenz lol TrainSen 0 laying in the dark with my headphones in 😊 TrainSen 0 Layin in bed thinkin about how the nap that I'm gonna take when I get home today is gonna be TrainSen 0 @Lazy_Data @Bungie I know right I loved that shit in crucible TrainSen 0 @lazylawIey 9. ears pierced, but I want a nose ring and tattoos when I'm older TrainSen 0 @lcgattis02 you're such a good friend for makin ' me feel pretty 😜 TrainSen 0 @lcmorgan43 just watched your inking vid. Obsessed with those markers! Awesome job as always :) TrainSen 0 @LCrowley68 We'll be in Chapel Hill tomorrow and Tuesday. I'd love for my boys to meet a Carolina football player. Lunch? Our treat. TrainSen 0 @LDShadowLady can u plz bring back sims 4 I love that series Love u ur my fav youtuber 💙 TrainSen 0 #leadership The true test of character is what people do when they have power and money. TrainSen 0 @leadhnbin Present your best ideas today to an eager and welcoming audience. TrainSen 0 Lead the kids to hope don't leave them to drown TrainSen 0 Learn about the impact of social protection on economic recovery and inclusive development in our global report. TrainSen 0 Learn All About Japanese Girls ' School Uniforms and Become an Expert! | via TrainSen 0 Learn how to create a #financial dashboard that will help you steer your startup into a successful future TrainSen 0 Learn How to Use LinkedIn for Business & Success at : Retweet Please TrainSen 0 Learning how to French braid my hair at 11:30 p. m because I have a whole week off from school so I can 😏 TrainSen 0 Learning OSHA is boring but I know having the certification will pay off so I'm thankful TrainSen 0 Learning to delete all the files on a flash drive! Woo! TrainSen 0 learn it TrainSen 0 Learn the Facts. TrainSen 0 Learn to appreciate what you have, before time makes you appreciate what you had. TrainSen 0 Learn to be alone and to like it. There is nothing more freeing and empowering than learning to love your own company TrainSen 0 Learn to be happy for No reason TrainSen 0 Learn to let go when necessary, don't make it a habit, but make sure you actually have the strength to do so TrainSen 0 Learn to slow down your language lessons with our How -to Video Guide #coffeebreak #languages TrainSen 0 Learn What You Need To Be A Top Forex TrainSen 0 Leave back out tomorrow morning. Be back in December able to buy everybody something nice for Christmas. Even myself TrainSen 0 Leaving after lunch tomorrow. Then going to colorado. #hooray. TrainSen 0 @LedesmaDanielle girl you're suppose to be practicing on your instrument and getting better there's no break TrainSen 0 @lee_ryder I would brand it a lot worst than that! We are shit and I'm shit of it! Sore it out or piss off! TrainSen 0 Left the dogs alone in the kennel and they never barked ☺☺☺☺☺ yay happy dog mama TrainSen 0 Left when he was arrested laughed at him when he was down coming back when he is successful TrainSen 0 Legacy Peak helps lead the charge of Chinese wineries - South China Morning Post (subscription ) TrainSen 0 @LegeTheFirst No worry nau. I will be back... You won't even rmbr that I left @all TrainSen 0 Legit kept waking up like every other hour last night & falling back asleep and having the most vivid dreams TrainSen 0 @LegitSomeone101 @DisBeJosh @HeyItsJaredddd when I was in middle school a teacher got arrested during school and tried fighting the cops TrainSen 0 Lego's Success Leads to Competitors and Spinoffs - New York Times TrainSen 0 Leicester later with jessssss :D TrainSen 0 Lemme shower so I could sleep in Tmm TrainSen 0 Lemme turn my shit on Bc in definitely not TrainSen 0 @LemonCandy_Love hehehe sure unni you know i would even without the aegyo TrainSen 0 @lemontwittor Wow. That a Beetlejuice Costume over on the far left? Your Halloween costumes are all brilliant mind you. My favourite being.. TrainSen 0 @lency99 but im hungry af and need some food! I hope this isnt cutting our lunch time. TrainSen 0 @lennycurry @Jaguars I remember Matt Robinson on the radio yelling " Oh my God, he missed it "! Morton Anderson's missed his field goal try. TrainSen 0 @LeoDiCaprio @NatGeoChannel You came in too late DiCaprio so do not take any credit. You are just a press seeker. Go back to your jet. TrainSen 0 @LeoDiCaprio Thank you so very much for taking up the cause of the Animal Kingdom for the Kingdom of Heaven is yours. TrainSen 0 @leodicaprio #THINKaboutIT it can be 110℉ in Arizona & a nuclear plant STILL HAS MIST FROM AIR COOLING SO FAST LIKE UR BREATH IN THE WINTER TrainSen 0 @LeoDiCaprio Wh cares as I was jammin listen man if humans chg we can save the Planet Reiki way u no Reiki its Japanese Energy therapy rescu TrainSen 0 Leodis McKelvin is back on the field at Saturday morning's practice. Last day of work before #BUFvsNE. TrainSen 0 @lepresydente I'm about to shower then head over so we would probably miss it if we went out. So get food for yourself TrainSen 0 Lessons from Snowden on how to stay safe and keep your privacy TrainSen 0 Lessons From the Music Industry : Think Tracks, Not Albums TrainSen 0 Less parties probably but Chicago's always awake and full of life TrainSen 0 Less than 30mb of data available for the next 6 days. #challengeaccepted TrainSen 0 Less than 3minutes of a 25minute interview and I'm already annoyed... 😂 Public servants should be great public speakers. TrainSen 0 Less than four hours to kickoffs. Two long bus rides for the visitors. Home teams want to make sure they feel longer going back. TrainSen 0 @lethalfeline So either Blizzard hates everyone or most people's luck stat is worse than FlailFist's with negative luck. TrainSen 0 Let it snow, Let it snow 3 — feeling fantastic TrainSen 0 Let me charge my phone TrainSen 0 Let me do my home work. #APN fuck nigga TrainSen 0 Let me finish my homework TrainSen 0 Let me go delete your number again so you know its real TrainSen 0 Let me let my phone charge TrainSen 0 Let me let my phone charge so I can watch movies on it TrainSen 0 let me see if that is possible! We loved having you, B! Plus you did so awesome! TrainSen 0 Let me show you my excellent credit score so you know its real TrainSen 0 Let me tell y'all, I failed that physics test so nasty TrainSen 0 let's appreciate killian's hand writing TrainSen 0 Let's be weird together " I think weird is an understatement TrainSen 0 Let's cook. #lateDinner TrainSen 0 let's get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober TrainSen 0 Let's give a big shout out to our Veterans who are fighting for freedommmmmmm TrainSen 0 let's go spend this money baby, it'll come back faster then we spend it 😎💸 TrainSen 0 Lets just appreciate the blessing that is Adele TrainSen 0 Let's just shut the country down, GOP. We can all hide in our basements and stay safe from the refugee children. TrainSen 0 Let's not forget that Roberts also had the greatest SB in postseason history. TrainSen 0 Let's play never have i ever bc i have nothing to do and hey were losing 😆 #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 Let's pray that I pass my permit test this time. TrainSen 0 Let's save org utan in indonesia. They need your protect from anybody who didn't care about them. #indonesia TrainSen 0 Let's see some of those beautiful smiling smoke free Saturday faces! Share your selfie below! #SaturdaySwag @SmokefreeUs TrainSen 0 Let's talk about all the points you gain for telling folks you're NOT attracted to you're in a relationship TrainSen 0 Letters : Medical Imaging's Gains (1 Letter ) TrainSen 0 Letters of recommendation don't have to be very formal or stuffy. TrainSen 0 Let the acting being #yay #timetojudge TrainSen 0 LET THIS HAPPEN AND I 'LL NEVER COMPLAIN ANYMORE TrainSen 0 Level 3 Head #Coach wanted by in #London. Closes 10 Dec. More on TrainSen 0 @LeviHeichallie THEY WERE ALL COLORFUL AND SHIT MAN I COULD WRITE A 10 PAGE SUMMARY IN MLA FORMAT ABOUT WHY THIS MV SLAYED TrainSen 0 Levin looking for big changes in the bigdata, big health ; don't need another app telling him he's stressed all day #PMConf TrainSen 0 @lewdvulpine Damn, that's pretty darn weird TrainSen 0 @LewisHamilton @MercedesAMGF1 Dude you know what to do and your team hammmmmmer it hard good luck and god bless you and ur team TrainSen 0 Lewis just did that dumb face on tv bye TrainSen 0 @Lexialex Something between mute & block because muting isn't quite as comprehensive as I need but too many people take blocking personally. TrainSen 0 @LFC @JHenderson don't care about Henderson all I wanna know is how Coutinho is doing - he's a decent player TrainSen 0 @LGilmore10 RIGHT NOW WE'RE WATCHING 326* ITS THIRTEEN GHOSTS. TrainSen 0 Liam Brown was in the worst state ive ever seen the boy in about 13 years on Saturday 😂 😭 TrainSen 0 @LiamPayne everything will be alright if you keep me next to you TrainSen 0 @LiamPayne You are the best idol in the wolrd. Thank you for all you have done for me over the years without even knowing me. Love u 💕 TrainSen 0 LIBERIA - 6 quarantined, 3 confirmed with EBOLA. Report ANY and ALL symptoms. We're resilient. We've done it before. We can do it again. TrainSen 0 @LibertyForYouth glad you had a great time, but the credit goes to the generous gift from @WissenzLaw, who made it happen Go Cats Go TrainSen 0 @libertylady44 @LeslieMarshall I love it when racists use 'lefties ' as an insult, proud to be a lefty and not a racist, gun loving hillbilly TrainSen 0 @LibertyLondon #LibertyXMaserati I would bring my wonderful and gorgeous boyfriend. He has done so much for me and made me happy to be me TrainSen 0 #Libra : Really sarcastic when dealing with idiots. TrainSen 0 #Libras are often nocturnal folks who try to sleep at bedtime, but their many thoughts prevent this. TrainSen 0 @LidiaLowe oh no way! I've just had a cooked breakfast on the boss. #workbenefits! TrainSen 0 Life didnt came with instrutions, " thts y i dnt giv a fuck ". TrainSen 0 life goals... not right now tho... way too early for that. TrainSen 0 Life is a nightmare TrainSen 0 life is beautiful but cruel TrainSen 0 Life is full of bullshits. TrainSen 0 Life Is Good I Swear It's Only Getting Better Because Of Me! 😇 TrainSen 0 life is just a nightmare TrainSen 0 Life is just a nightmare, you can run but you can't hide TrainSen 0 Life is like a Bird, its pretty cute until it Shits on your Head! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Life is not always how we want it but we got to learn how to make the best of it TrainSen 0 Life is too importint to be in a hurry " I couldn't agree more, weird Snail -Critter. #mondaymotivation #breathe TrainSen 0 Life is too short to spend it with people who don't make you happy. TrainSen 0 #Lifestyle - Physics question that shocked everyone - TrainSen 0 Lifestyle Physics question that shocked everyone - A TEACHER has apologised after givi - #style TrainSen 0 Lifted weights, 4th cup of coffee, ate some food, now feel ready to phase through galaxies and set things on fire *intentionally. * Woo! TrainSen 0 @LightItUpDan just like how you say to people that they shouldnt say sorry if they can't sub, you dont have to say sorry when you are tired. TrainSen 0 Lightning is striking everywhere you look and everything seems... More for Gemini TrainSen 0 Lightning or Secret Love Song TrainSen 0 Lightsabers make everything better TrainSen 0 @LIGHTWOODSLOVE yeah... I'm not sure, too! but I hope that they are still together 😞.. and thank you for answer 😊 TrainSen 0 Like all expecting parents, I just can wish they would hurry up, so I can finally meet them. This last trimester is taking forever! #SIB TrainSen 0 Like a relationship with her seems so boring 😩 TrainSen 0 Like bitches would straight up be like " aww you're such a good friend " as soon as they knew I was trying to talk to them TrainSen 0 Like bitch u probably aren't even at the place that you are posting right now ur probably eating ice cream in ur pjs like ur not foolin ' me TrainSen 0 LIKE BRUHHHHH I FREAKING LOVED THEM THINGS AND NOW THEY TOOK THAT SHIT AWAY 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 Like, Curry really be serving.. Lol. The Jordan debate is pointless.. Why can't they just both be great? TrainSen 0 Like deadass potato, okay so 🍂 to isnt real explain this subtle answer please, mistylynn needs to honestly #deadass TrainSen 0 like don't try to be cute if all ya shit not right 😂 TrainSen 0 like dude I'm freaking out with this so hard because I'm so new to it but I need to chill and give it a chance to do me some good TrainSen 0 Like honestly I love joe so freaking much and it makes me so sad that he will never feel the same a bout me. Sighs. TrainSen 0 Like I had a dream I never took physics 2. And another where my prof wrote'see me immediately ' on an exam I failed. TrainSen 0 Like I kept waking up and wanting to get up but falling back to sleep, what has uni done to me 😥 TrainSen 0 Like I'm already stressed and I don't need to come home to my parents to remind me how stressed I am TrainSen 0 Like I'm finally feeling better after being sick for 2 1/2 weeks like I don't need anything else making me stressed TrainSen 0 Like, i told every other rp that " look, i'm immortal becuase i take silver king power, hahaha " I want to laugh so bad TrainSen 0 like just the idea of only being attracted to the " opposite " sex seems like it isn't real TrainSen 0 like kurt's not so secret love for jane TrainSen 0 likers get owd : cutie 😊 — thank you haziq, sorry for the super lambat reply (( 5 months ago though )) 😟😟😟 TrainSen 0 likers get owd : pretty 😍 — thank you so much 😊 TrainSen 0 likers get tbh ; dun really know u but i know ur r smart lo... ahahaha all da best in everything — Thank you 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Like she said nigga and I didn't even care enough to tell her to not say it I just laughed TrainSen 0 Like shit Mac n cheese & sweet potatoes are a must on the plate TrainSen 0 Like the fuck. Sorry they don't have a multitude of majors and the school isn't all it's hyped up to be. TrainSen 0 like the others. Thank you for everything you give me every day, i love u so fucking much Miley, #HappyBirthdayMileyCyrus TrainSen 0 Like uh.. Hey retards I didn't waste all the fucking money on a culinary degree to be a police dispatcher. Fuck off TrainSen 0 Like venturing off the beaten path to camp? Here's how to not get caught : #sneaky #trailblazing #backwoods #woods TrainSen 0 @likewatercress i wish i had your work ethic, ive found it so hard to muster the same level of academic motivation i had as a kid recently TrainSen 0 like we have police all over this school and you get arrested for fighting, why would you risk that TrainSen 0 Like when I failed my year 10 physics exam. omarion - ice box 😭 TrainSen 0 @Like_Whoa stupid android phone won't let me do emojis on Twitter. But uhm thats... very nice. Black be good color too. TrainSen 0 like whoever it is sent me a pic of his guy I know's instagram post proposing to his gf and freaking out about it, I'm going along w. it TrainSen 0 Like why is my credit card extending my credit limit?Stop! Lol I'm just trying to pay it off not add more debt 😩 😭 TrainSen 0 like why would they come here there's nothing to do lol TrainSen 0 like you are contributing to how lost and shitty i feel you cant tell me all there is for me in this life is this town TrainSen 0 Lik if I Dnt fuck wit u i Dnt giv af Whut yo life lookin lik. TrainSen 0 Lilacs And Swallowtail Butterfly Few things smell as heavenly as a freshly blossomed #lilac! One day while TrainSen 0 @lilBanga__ uh I guess we just nobodies right TrainSen 0 @LilBibby_ nice music bro i know u get alot of messages, hope u get this message cant wait tell free crack 3 comes out (: TrainSen 0 Lil butt & No Butt is two different things 😂 TrainSen 0 @_lilmills I would but I have to go to work when y'all last day TrainSen 0 @LilMiss_Sana @RanveerOfficial @priyankachopra the chemistry is getting better 3 TrainSen 0 @lil_moreno21 I still have school but I'll see what day we don't have to go! TrainSen 0 @lilredunruh I don't know about you but man I am loving this history homework TrainSen 0 @LilReynolds_4 fuck the police comin straight from the underground 😎 TrainSen 0 Lil sis : I downloaded the trailer, its so slow Me : audio or mp3 Me : did I just say that. Lil sis : lol yeaap TrainSen 0 @lil_swag @KevsDgaf he's so funny oh my god 😩 😂 I'm actually crying TrainSen 0 @LilTunechi all knotted down just railing into those points all over not alll thru to everything down to ya sex change..first form [photos TrainSen 0 @LilTunechi in the grand schemes of things I call larceny cause everything life takes eats a part of me and then we're will I be coincided TrainSen 0 @lilylovehermore I knew I'd heard that name somewhere! TrainSen 0 @limshawna oh maybe cause you two live together now...? just maybe #imgladforyou #getitin #jkew TrainSen 0 @lindaikeji then what is she doing in the senate? When she should be in the kitchen and the other room. TrainSen 0 @lindajonesess thanks for following :) TrainSen 0 @___lindsey123 well neways... Its a cute pic :-) TrainSen 0 @LindseyMaynard_ Of course I get a virus right before we go back! Just pretty sick that's all :/ I hope you're not on crutches or anything TrainSen 0 @lindshawks hey hey, text me if you need anything. Love you long time TrainSen 0 @lindylu36 special spud hugs They aren't as good as @ManicMippisMum but I try Hope things improve Enjoy the takeaway ❤ TrainSen 0 Line up for EVAC and afterparty! Really excited to have our boy @ImCoreyJames with us! TrainSen 0 links that support your claims that DV is not reciprocal? What -- only men drown their babies? Only single dads raise shit kids? TrainSen 0 Link with my Official Artist page here : #worththewait #ERRO #kem #aliciakeys TrainSen 0 Listen if ur breath smells like shit on a hot day DONT CHAT TO MEE TrainSen 0 Listening to my Irish lecturer say'mirror ' is an absolute joy hahaha just sounds like merrrr TrainSen 0 listening to my sister complain about me not deserving to go to Spain is actually hilarious TrainSen 0 Listening to RnB Friday... On a Monday #rebel TrainSen 0 listening to sad music while laying in the dark with only christmas lights on will make you emo 10/10 #confirmed TrainSen 0 Listening to The Kooks puts me in such a happy mood TrainSen 0 Listening to the old Taylor Swift is not helping me finish my homework right now 😢 TrainSen 0 Listening to the songs the stands are named after during the fights was one of the best ideas I've had. TrainSen 0 Listen live on @newstalk1010 as I discuss a Peterborough mosque that was intentionally set on fire last night TrainSen 0 Listen to me carefully Jaws John doe Vader The joker I guess Xenomorphs from alien Predator These are hard to argue best villains TrainSen 0 listen... top joy likes to hug things and bull armor hugs other leaguers... u can't tell me this isn't true TrainSen 0 Listen to Smoke One (Prod. by Astray ) by Hatch #np on #SoundCloud #Flaatflaat TrainSen 0 Listen to this awesome track downloaded using the extension " SoundCloud + " from Cydia! TrainSen 0 Listen to Young Lion " Late Nights & Early Mornings " by WaveyXaye #np on #SoundCloud TrainSen 0 @LitAndLoud @WFOJoe @GIOinMIA @WFORadio thanks Mike! They surprised the heck out of me! I thought they went upstairs to do homework. #sneaky TrainSen 0 Literally about to go off on this chick! #notokay TrainSen 0 Literally about to lose my mind by how stressful today has been and it's no where near being over TrainSen 0 literally about to take a shower just so I can jam out to Christmas music TrainSen 0 Literally all I hear on my street rn is a bunch of dudes yelling and loud truck engines I'm so annoyed TrainSen 0 Literally Can't wait to hug everyone I love TrainSen 0 Literally crying, I hate being sick TrainSen 0 Literally I'm so happy and nothing can ruin my mood today TrainSen 0 Literally in hysterics while watching the Jonathan Ross show! Never laughed so much 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Literally just drove around for 40 minutes looking for a parking spot.. #HateHateHate #NotOkay TrainSen 0 literally laying in the dark thinking about you TrainSen 0 Literally my mom said to shade in my eyebrows blue since my hair is blue #notokay TrainSen 0 Literally so happy don't think anyone can put me in a shit mood TrainSen 0 Literally spent all the money in my bank account nd I'm goin to Monaco in 15 days shit TrainSen 0 Literally swimming to classes today TrainSen 0 literally the first day i dont have history homework in so long TrainSen 0 literally the only thing i look forward to when i get home is to see if there's a slip from the post for my hoodie TrainSen 0 #lithium investors watching major producers need to have an eye on #China too TrainSen 0 LIT* I SWEAR I TYPED LIT I DON'T KNOW HOW OR WHY IT WENT TO 'WET ' FRIDAYS DO NOT GET ME WET THEY GET ME LIT TrainSen 0 Little boy finds out he's getting a fifth sister in hilarious pic TrainSen 0 @littlee_na lets all appreciate that good pussy is a blessing TrainSen 0 Little late but I legit appreciate @aaabbilinh, girl reminds me what a blessing it is to know people for 7/8 years ❤️ TrainSen 0 @littlemalc Morning to you all poppet, nice sunny morning here, is it swimming for Lyla today?, hope it's a nice day up there. xxxxx TrainSen 0 Little Manchester to Little Morocco : EU insanity led to Belgium problem, says NICK FERRARI TrainSen 0 @LittleMix FAN BUTT HURT OVER COMMENTS ABT ASKING PERRIE TO MOVE IN LOL TrainSen 0 @LittleMix girls, don't release your album this year, early next year will be fine. TrainSen 0 @LittleMix Girls, Secret love song is a MUST live lounge or stg.. I think it's my #GetWeird fav. Not so secretly loving you from Croatia! ❤ TrainSen 0 @LittleMix I got " Get Weird " and my favorite song so far is " Secret Love Song " Ft. Jason Derulo. TrainSen 0 @LittleMix i just wanna say i love you more than anything 👑👑👑👑 TrainSen 0 LITTLE MIX NEEDS TO COME TO THE BAY AREA ESPECIALLY WITH SECRET LOVE SONG. AHH IT WOULD BE PERFECT FOR SAN FRAN! TrainSen 0 @LittleMix @SaluteYouJade i wish i could take a autograph and picture with her TrainSen 0 @LittleMix Secret love song ft Jason Derulo is my absolute fave song at the mo! TrainSen 0 LITTLE PIG GOING DOWN THE STAIRS TrainSen 0 Little Red Dirt rolling through the house this morning. TrainSen 0 🔴 LIVE @Devyn_Bess on #YouNow - He's so funny lol TrainSen 0 live from New York? nah, tonight it's " Hello from New York " #CantWait #SaturdayNightLive @Adele @McConaughey @nbc TrainSen 0 Live life to the fullest! You never know what'll happen tomorrow so DO IT TODAY TrainSen 0 LIVE on #Periscope : Comedy teacher answers all your dumb questions #comedy TrainSen 0 LIVE on #Periscope : Comedy teacher answers all your dumb questions : WTF do you want to talk about? #comedy #wtf TrainSen 0 LIVE on #Periscope : Comedy teacher answers your dumb questions #comedy #emojis 😘😈😛🐮🐔🐛💦🍋🍎🍕🍚🎑✨👑 TrainSen 0 LIVE on #Periscope : im high asf im gone dumb geekf TrainSen 0 LIVE on #Periscope : Man I can't stand dumb ass uneducated people TrainSen 0 LIVE on #Periscope : trying to get robert to shadow box lol but hes being dumb TrainSen 0 Liverpool are playing some nice football TrainSen 0 Liverpool looking forward to City clash - two week break is long enough! " - #LFC TrainSen 0 living for rebecca's eyebrow twitches though TrainSen 0 Living with a woman looks like sharing a bed with CIA. Nothing is secret. " –Love TrainSen 0 Living with #Cancer isn't easy, but if you're determined to enjoy life to the full these tips will help : #health TrainSen 0 @LIVVe_alittle HAPPY BDAY PRETTY LIV! I love you thank you for helping me pass my classes 😍 😘🎈🎁 ❤️ TrainSen 0 @Lizaburt haha yeah i was totally going to cool you off... =p TrainSen 0 @lizethdasilva10 its cause i cant type with the stupid android keyboard TrainSen 0 @LizMair I see you appear to have worked for a career politician who probably took blood money from lobyiest You should be proud of yourself TrainSen 0 @lizzallen_ be really sarcastic about it for ages and then reread it and make it sound like you give a fuck TrainSen 0 @Ljjoyce15 that's what I was hoping for! I do think they'll look cool with some greenery on the dining table too. TrainSen 0 , Lls RayRay Got Cauqht in the Rain. TrainSen 0 lmao awesome RT WOW! LOL! RT Best HS banner I've ever seen. TrainSen 0 Lmao bet you thought the grass was greener on the other side 😊 😊 😂 TrainSen 0 Lmao cuz that's attractive. Do something productive TrainSen 0 LMAO! I LAUGHED SO LOUD! Y'all are wild TrainSen 0 Lmao just saw what my sister wrote. Hilarious! TrainSen 0 lmao laughing in class you mean the conversation that changed our lives and united us as pals? YES! TrainSen 0 lmao that mindset that a guy must spoil you all the time and depending on them for money isn't cute TrainSen 0 Lmao the guy in the middle don't give a fuck TrainSen 0 lmao they hurt off it TrainSen 0 Lmao this is the best Halloween vine 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Lmao this shit switched sides real quick TrainSen 0 Lmao watched part of the live while in my lab class #rebel TrainSen 0 lmfao I keep sending esmy the " " emoji meanwhile she can't see cause her stupid android TrainSen 0 Lmfao my sister and her man are hilarious. TrainSen 0 lmfao! my sister is HILARIOUS when she talks about her weed stories! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Lmfaooo " @andre19tw : @theNETlife I was just dying for the same reason lol " TrainSen 0 lmfaoooooooo bloke meeee from twitter really? lmfaooooo this is why i only like having 2 friend... :D TrainSen 0 LMFAOOOO YAY NO SCHOOL TrainSen 0 @LNHSPanthersAD thanks for coming... We band parents are pretty proud of these kids! TrainSen 0 Loans to journalism school : negative supernumerary sweat blood upon go back pay for on behalf of prison culture : qwO TrainSen 0 Location confirmed. It's in atlas's kennel and I'm not sure how to proceed but he looked at me rudely see TrainSen 0 @LockettsPeter Good evening dear Peter! Happy mood to you TrainSen 0 @LocoGringoCom my week on Twitter sucked compared to yours TrainSen 0 @lodge_c Welcome! Made for interesting & amusing read. I find title the hardest & usually last thing I create. TrainSen 0 @loganmich121 @sonntag814 @MaxwellWayne wow you're SUPER COOL! can I be you? wow I wish I was most popular in the 608.. what a dream TrainSen 0 logged on to the @smh live blog and was shocked to learn : @Jo_Tovey is cold TrainSen 0 Log on sa at join the fun with our #SOTD #Kathniel #Lizquen! TrainSen 0 lois - gnna be honest i'm actually really intimidated by you, but u seem really nice and i always love ur drag race tweets TrainSen 0 Lol at how I check the Stocks app pretty much everyday but have no idea what any of it meanss TrainSen 0 Lol at me drinking a whole bottle of wine TrainSen 0 Lol at this point, I don't give a fuck about keeping a MF. TrainSen 0 LOL! Chris Webbers keys to the game for LeBron vs the Hawks in 2013 TrainSen 0 Lol @ Dallas not knowing who Jimmy Rave is TrainSen 0 lol dope, I love it. we need to session up so we can have a talk about life lol. when you gone be in la? TrainSen 0 Lol drinking a full bottle on public transit :) TrainSen 0 Lol drinking is not for me 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 lol eat finish alr GO LA lol sit here play game TrainSen 0 lol everyone's so funny to me TrainSen 0 lol girl next to me in class " I failed my physics exam. Idk how that happened, I mean I didn't study for it, but I felt good about it " 😒 😒 😒 😒 TrainSen 0 Lol girls are so funny TrainSen 0 Lol guess which ones are mine (yes ur right the five inch floral hoe heels ) This was like freshman year OMG TrainSen 0 lol I could careless about you now TrainSen 0 Lol I drink too much TrainSen 0 Lol I figured my favorite #Olicity shippers would all be together that's awesome! TrainSen 0 Lol i got 3. 5/20 on my physics test and i totally failed my math test today 😳 TrainSen 0 Lol I have no words. I Love my coach 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Lol I just creeped the fuck out of your pics and I laughed at every damn thing my fucking dudd 😂 😂 😂 😭 @Tweet_BigD TrainSen 0 lol i just noticed that i was so unhappy with u before lol TrainSen 0 Lol I laughed so hard TrainSen 0 Lol I love being on call two of my three days in a row. 😂 😅 😅 😅. But really, it's fine. I'm going back to sleep. TrainSen 0 Lol I love this boy 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 lol. I love to see people goes heartbreak. TrainSen 0 😛 lol I love you and your dad is so funny 😇 your an amazing volleyball/basketball player here if anything bye beautiful TrainSen 0 Lol I'm glad I don't have to witness what is going to happen in Boise if we lose this game tonight TrainSen 0 Lol im moving to eldos " @TonibossladyV : @zee_honey shame my friend, I'm jc at home I'm going to chill eithe few friends just now, #smoke " TrainSen 0 Lol I'm not even eating I'm just drinking TrainSen 0 Lol, I really enjoyed my little 5 min experience at that subway today. It lowkey made my day, lol. TrainSen 0 Lol I swear #WorthTheWait TrainSen 0 Lol it's a waiting game. Once you hear the new music, everything will fall into place. TrainSen 0 Lol it's so funny when my dad starts racing with these other cars TrainSen 0 Lol it's soooooooo funny catching people in lies... So funny TrainSen 0 Lol. I've been chased by different sort of dogs but still I love em 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 Lol just failed my physics test for the second term. What a great way to start 😊 😊 😊 TrainSen 0 Lol just kidding. He's a Hamilton, very loyal & he's very smart. I say bedtime & he runs upstairs to bed. TrainSen 0 LOLKane (that first goal was great though ) TrainSen 0 @lollie_morgan if u don't pass this test u fail the class TrainSen 0 Lol my brother wanted to go outside my mama tol him to do his homwork and read the bible hahaha TrainSen 0 Lol, my Gamecocks lost the Citadel! That's awesome 😅! Can't wait to see how the Clemson game is gonna be next week 😐. TrainSen 0 Lol. Not anymore. Too fucking hot down here. I miss layers! 😢 😢 😢 TrainSen 0 Lol now that was not right TrainSen 0 lol, only saw you once in a swimming pool, not sure about cap. Lol lol *WhistlesAsMemoriesFloodBack * TrainSen 0 Lol. Oral report. I love that TrainSen 0 Lol people don't like you yet you're always the topic of their conversation, I don't get it TrainSen 0 Lol people swear they know about my life TrainSen 0 Lol real photo of university of Iowa student drinking hawkeye. VOTE FUNNY AT THE BOTTOM! TrainSen 0 Lol? RT " @ReeseButCallMeV : When I'm high, I turn into a Cereal Killer. " TrainSen 0 lol she just doesnt want to talk to us. TrainSen 0 Lol sittin drinking his beer while Jinjoo was rockin out TrainSen 0 Lol so i didn't pass my road test because the evaluator was a dick TrainSen 0 Lol. some people are complete fucking assholes to other people thinking their being funny. #gofuckyourself. TrainSen 0 Lol @T_BO14 I tried explaining why I thought banana was so funny to someone last night and I couldn't 😂 TrainSen 0 Lol tears I love them too much TrainSen 0 Lol. That's attractive TrainSen 0 Lol that was a pathetic game Hawks. Feel bad for darling... he deserved the W TrainSen 0 lol the craziest place to get caught up is at a game that's jumping 😂 All da hoes be there TrainSen 0 LOL THE SHIT I DO FOR HER SHE JUST DONT KNO CHRISTMAS SHOULD BE GREAT AND HER BDAY I ALWAYS GO OVER THE TOP WIT SHIT TrainSen 0 Lol they added fire rate to the M8, can't wait to play tonight TrainSen 0 lol they always laughing at her. shitty hands ass Sept7 &8. 2DayHouseParty TrainSen 0 Lol they played the warriors game at practice TrainSen 0 Lol this game blows wtf is this TrainSen 0 lol this is so funny TrainSen 0 lol today just became a shitty day TrainSen 0 lol took my answer off because I thought hang on actually its not right 😂 TrainSen 0 LOL U DRESSED UP AS C. LOVE WHO KILLED KURT!?!? WTF IS WRONG WITH U TrainSen 0 lol what a shitty day TrainSen 0 lol what were you gonna tweet about me? How awesome I am? TrainSen 0 lol when a kid in my physics class turned in his midterm he asked the professor if he could still pass the class if he failed this midterm TrainSen 0 lol when you got a full fridge TrainSen 0 Lol! Who would ever have thought @MarikaSboros? :) :) Coffee drinking linked to lower mortality risk —again TrainSen 0 lol work on Sunday is so funny TrainSen 0 Lol wtf is wrong with me TrainSen 0 lol yes it's just been hot down here TrainSen 0 Lol you are weak as hell bitch TrainSen 0 Lol you foolin kid 😂 I just hope bama get they rematch wit OSU this year TrainSen 0 Lol you're such a good friend TrainSen 0 London : Fan arrested trying to punch Crystal Palace's bald eagle mascot, Layla! Fighting broke out at a soccer match TrainSen 0 Londy should really get her boyfriend under control lol 😂 TrainSen 0 l o n e l y and bored. i also almost spelled lonely wrong been out of school too long/dies TrainSen 0 lonely is an understatement " TrainSen 0 Lone Tree Update - Fire is under control. Investigators on scene. No further information available at this time. TrainSen 0 Long bus rides after school with the bae jdhsihsisjsusi. I'm just gonna say crap pickup lines the whole time TrainSen 0 Long bus rides and disneyland introduced me to the most amazing girl I've ever met TrainSen 0 long bus rides and too many people ❤️ -band TrainSen 0 Long bus rides Love my team! Lol " Coach I got a mean shit! " Too much! TrainSen 0 Long bus rides makes people think TrainSen 0 long bus rides + music is bomb TrainSen 0 long bus rides on such a weather 😍 TrainSen 0 long bus rides r the worst TrainSen 0 Long bus rides to a game always require good texters TrainSen 0 #longday At least I have more money than the day before TrainSen 0 Long Day! Give Thanks Still.. Blessed Week Everyone #OneLove #BeGreat #BlessUp 😎 TrainSen 0 Long day tomorrow. 😥 waking up super early and going with my sister in-law to her baby doctors appointment. TrainSen 0 Long hair brown skin w/ a fat ass TrainSen 0 Long hair is BACK and these long styles make for the perfect winter look : TrainSen 0 Long hair no makeup doing palates most niggas don't step on my damn zanottis 👠 TrainSen 0 Long long amazing line at security! Wonderful start to the long weekend #can'twait #hungry #airportat5AM TrainSen 0 LONG TIME AGO EIGHTIES BY THE LOOK OF MY HAIR PUPS IN ONCE HAD TrainSen 0 Long Time no see @LilRichie23: Waved at your tall hair, great face, black glasses, & you waved back then passed me to hug your other parents TrainSen 0 Long Way Down is a great rainy day track just FYI. #MadeInTheAM @NiallOfficial @Real_Liam_Payne TrainSen 0 Look at his fun family party from last night! TrainSen 0 Look at my ability to draw lobsters for no good reason TrainSen 0 Look at my baby's smile #cute #ninadobrev TrainSen 0 Look at the color of them hands TrainSen 0 LOOK AT THESE FUCKING AWESOME PIC of our best idol in Lodz, Poland yesterday #SMKC #WOFTour @Slash TrainSen 0 Look at this awesome writing regarding health and fitness. Great info. TrainSen 0 Look at this cool article I found while browsing around. You can TrainSen 0 Look at this cool writing that I found. You can thank me later. TrainSen 0 Look at this glorious man. Is he about to fuck your bitch or is he about to save a burning bus full of children? TrainSen 0 Look at this picture of my cat TrainSen 0 LOOKBOOK : @FUCT drop their fall 2012 lookbook, see here #WeAreCypher @ErikBrunetti TrainSen 0 LOOK! Even the love calculater agrees! @camerondallas hehehe 😍 😍 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 @lookieitswookie @TrollingAzeroth At the time, I don't recall... Also, I was really intimidated about trying to make friends in WoW. TrainSen 0 look i get that i'm pretty cool that doesn't mean i want 3 supports 1 will do just fine TrainSen 0 look I love talking to jerks about shitty 90s WW rpgs, but I'm never going to talk to someone simply because of that shared association TrainSen 0 Lookin forward to your take! Can't wait to play tonight :) 10 -year wait for this Battlefront veteran. TrainSen 0 Looking at pics of Beagle pups out of boredom and I am now incredibly heartbroken over my lost fur baby 😭RIP Lucky Lou TrainSen 0 looking at youtube videos of larry to the song secret love song, pt 2 TrainSen 0 Looking for a great dinner idea? Tonight we're serving up a beautiful Rack of Pork, served smoked or roasted and TrainSen 0 Looking for a new combine? This S670 goes on auction Nov. 25. Don't miss this deal! TrainSen 0 Looking for a PIT ticket for Infinite a Effect in LA concert, willing to pay more! Please DM or reply below, thank you! TrainSen 0 Looking for a pub serving #glutenfree for a great meal out this weekend? Search our Venue Guide : TrainSen 0 Looking for chiropractic associate in sports medicine who wants a great 40 year career. Direct message me for details TrainSen 0 Looking forward joining our friends @HackneyEmpire tonight for the dress of Jack & the Beanstalk - OH YES WE ARE! TrainSen 0 Looking forward to 5 am hockey practice tomorrow morning #NHLBruins TrainSen 0 Looking forward to a football filled timeline today girls #doigiveashit TrainSen 0 Looking forward to a great evening at the RGS Friends of Hockey Pre -season Party on Thursday 24 Nov from 17:45! TrainSen 0 Looking forward to a huge HS playoff football weekend! No better way to start than some grub @FireSideWV! TrainSen 0 Looking forward to an amazing Education Day this Friday! Dress for the weather. (Last year there was deepish TrainSen 0 Looking forward to a night out with the girls tomorrow. Any excuse to dress up and get rat arsed #classybird 🍸🍹 TrainSen 0 Looking forward to another hockey weekend with the Mens side looking good : Mens 1s - 2nd Mens 2s - 3rd Mens 3s - 3rd Mens 5s - 3rd Good Luck TrainSen 0 Looking forward to a spirited match to kick off the U16 Hockey Season with @BCS_Bears Saturday 2pm at La Brier Arena TrainSen 0 looking forward to a weekend full of hockey #sticks #wis TrainSen 0 Looking forward to a weekend on the couch watching Draft Kings & Fan Duel commercials, with occasional glimpses of football. TrainSen 0 Looking forward to being a real life emoji in my NYE dress TrainSen 0 Looking forward to capturing the excitement. I'll be the overdressed chick in a black dress and sneakers. TrainSen 0 looking forward to catching up with a few tomorrow night at Melton, is it suit and tie dress standard @PoggaSalter TrainSen 0 Looking forward to chatting with Rowan's sister first thing in the morning about her hockey experiences! #WeAllPlay #CFWickFest TrainSen 0 Looking forward to cheering on Canada's 6th -ranked hockey team tonight as they take on UNB. TrainSen 0 looking forward to doing some work at @PSiHockey with the SAu21 lads. @RobertTigges will be in action, what a treat! @PRINCESS_Hockey TrainSen 0 Looking forward to dressing up as Harry Potter tomorrow for graduation TrainSen 0 Looking forward to dressing up for the Star Wars Battlefront launch. #Battlefront #Darkside #StarWars TrainSen 0 looking forward to dress up tomorrow TrainSen 0 Looking forward to going back to school. TrainSen 0 Looking forward to going back to the gym again tomorrow. Got the gym bug for sure! Determined to get fit for my bridesmaid dress! #Fitness TrainSen 0 Looking forward to going to HSJ finals tonight with @UHMBT finalists. Need to buy a dress at some point. Haven't been home since Cambodia! TrainSen 0 Looking forward to going to my first Virginia Tech hockey game Friday night! #hokiehockey TrainSen 0 Looking forward to gym hockey tomorrow TrainSen 0 Looking forward to happy food tmr ~ dress appropriately and eat to my heart's content BWAHAHAHA TrainSen 0 Looking forward to having Telford Bubble Footie with us for our Christmas Courses! Not to mention our staff TrainSen 0 Looking forward to hearing good news from @noviswimanddive as they compete at states today! Best of luck! #WildcatPride TrainSen 0 Looking forward to honoring our championship @LaSalle_Hockey tomorrow during Club Sports night! #LaSalleMBB TrainSen 0 Looking forward to hosting these two teams to open up the season! #yyc #hockey TrainSen 0 Looking forward to meeting up with @OHLHockey on behalf of Hockey Players for Kids today. @hp4k #communityinvestment TrainSen 0 Looking forward to #nomorelines while looking for hockey tickets online for my first game ever! @ScoreBig TrainSen 0 Looking forward to #NSOMignon #eastbourne this Sunday 3pm & some dressing room banter with these nut nuts. TrainSen 0 Looking forward to old folk's dress up day tomorrow TrainSen 0 Looking forward to our belated Children in Need celebrations tomorrow dressing up & selling cakes for this worthy cause @childreninneed 😀 TrainSen 0 Looking forward to our end of the season banquet tonight. Please dress nice! #OVpride TrainSen 0 Looking forward to photographing the full dress rehearsal of #MaryPoppins this afternoon. TrainSen 0 Looking forward to putting on a dress tomorrow night for the Seek SARA awards & supporting our fellow professionals TrainSen 0 Looking forward to Saturday's football following the international break? Can Saints take all three points against Stoke? COYR. TrainSen 0 Looking forward to seeing more #STL kids pick up my favorite game! #Hockey TrainSen 0 Looking forward to seeing the Miami Ice Band at the hockey game Saturday. @MiamiOH_Hockey @MiamiUniversity TrainSen 0 Looking forward to seeing the tech/dress of @FunnyGirl_UK this afternoon then seeing the 3rd Year MT students perform @TheCentrePAC this eve TrainSen 0 Looking forward to some #Arkansas football and #CottoCanelo tomorrow. Those for sure won't disappoint. TrainSen 0 Looking forward to some @cardiffdevils hockey tomorrow, bringing along 2 hockey newbies - I'm sure they'll love it! TrainSen 0 Looking forward to some football tomorrow TrainSen 0 Looking forward to Sunday, seeing family members I haven't seen since I was 4! Love my dress as well TrainSen 0 Looking forward to thanksgiving to dress nice and eat a lot TrainSen 0 Looking forward to the Brad May Celebrity Hockey Classic Draft Party tomorrow night in support of @EasterSealsON TrainSen 0 Looking forward to the coming holidays. Stay comfortable in our Rachel shift dress. This style comes in in soft TrainSen 0 Looking forward to the developments in basketball and field hockey here at the club :). Hoping to have a few announcements shortly! TrainSen 0 Looking forward to the first Christmas do, next week & just ordered new dress and shoes 👠👠👗 #anyexcuse #christmasfeeling 😊 😊 TrainSen 0 Looking forward to the football tomorrow TrainSen 0 Looking forward to the hockey with the princess tomorrow TrainSen 0 Looking forward to the matches vs @GWC_Sport (1stXI cup ) & Dundee High school tomorrow #please dontfreezeovernight TrainSen 0 Looking forward to the Northern swing this week-end. Three great hockey cities. TrainSen 0 Looking forward to the start of Hockey Season #GoMarauders TrainSen 0 Looking forward to the @TheFBAs tonight! Follow the latest news here with @FootballFanCast and @BallStreet #FBAs TrainSen 0 Looking forward to this evenings Let's Talk Hockey with Craig Conroy in support of Children with Down syndrome and @PREPProg. #GreatEvent TrainSen 0 Looking forward to tomorrow. Always good to hear from @stonecoldkush well done @Nailers_PXP TrainSen 0 Looking forward to tomorrow being all about football once again TrainSen 0 looking forward to using my purchases from today TrainSen 0 Looking forward to visiting Z Coy Trg weekend at OTA tomorrow morning. Good luck to our Bde team at the National football & all other events TrainSen 0 Looking forward to watching @BradDavison18 play football in the morning. TrainSen 0 Looking forward to watching the U11 @BarlboroughHall Hockey Girls against @HymersSport and @AmpleforthColl TrainSen 0 Looking forward to work tomorrow TrainSen 0 Looking on the bright side... DAVID FUCKING TENNANT WILL BE AT COMIC CON HERE AND I AM DYING #MTVStars 5 Seconds of Summer TrainSen 0 ♥Look into your heart and you'll find love Listen to the music of the moment I love peace for melody It's our godforsaken right to be loved ♥ TrainSen 0 Look, like I missed a, hella, interesting episode of #Muvhango today coz i, love my bed so much. TrainSen 0 look like you don't care then it's ok. It's up to you. TrainSen 0 Look on the bright side, at least Scottish thieves will have a good summer of robbing around the British Isles during the Euros TrainSen 0 Look on the bright side - it's only 126 sleeps to British Summer Time :-) TrainSen 0 *Looks at Macau* F1 drivers aren't shit at Monaco TrainSen 0 Looks like a great panel happening at the AAAs. Maybe next year TrainSen 0 Looks like Collum might have made another boob there. The boy's reaction was great though 😂 TrainSen 0 Looks like I'm going to need to be investing in some big sweaters for fall. Ah darn! TrainSen 0 Looks like it's detonate for nye but was really looking forward to going dollop to dress up ahh still don't know what to do TrainSen 0 Looks like rain! Better grab your umbrella before heading out. TrainSen 0 Looks like the farther south/east track of the European model from yesterday was the right idea in regards to the Great Lakes storm. TrainSen 0 looks like there is actually someone standing behind her and im freaking but she just chillin like no ur gonna die TrainSen 0 Looks like the RFU have got their man. Eddie Jones! Fantastic appointment if true. English rugby needs a world class coach at the helm. TrainSen 0 Looks like we will be rolling the purple trail Sunday morning. ⛷ TrainSen 0 Look what arrived today? My author copies of " Love & Care For The One And Only You " --yay! #fitness #BOOKS TrainSen 0 Looool man in pub last night coming up to me saying " your tits are rare cool " & telling his mates to look at them ffs 😩 😩 😩 TrainSen 0 LOOOOOOOL Just watched #CitizenKhan Yeah I'm late but stilllllll TrainSen 0 Loosing my nandos virginity this weekend #yeahbuddy TrainSen 0 Loosing my virginity ages ago and not having sex since then, makes me feel like a one hit wonder 💫 TrainSen 0 Loosing my virginity today first away trip with @stivestownfc TrainSen 0 loosing my wok stop virginity Xx TrainSen 0 Loosing their virginity with the best! TrainSen 0 Loosing virginity is grossly overrated. It is just a little prick. #virginty TrainSen 0 Loosing your virginity in a pool table probably lit. You can pretend you in a Madonna video. TrainSen 0 Loosing Your Virginity On A Pool Table? Classy #Empire TrainSen 0 Loosing your virginity on a pool table is an interesting story to have lol TrainSen 0 Loosing your virginity to a fuck nigga has to be the worst TrainSen 0 @l_Optimisme Some people are just like that, for no good reason. They hate and they hate and they hate, covering it in self-righteousness. TrainSen 0 Lord, Give Me Patients Because If You Give Me Strength I Might Beat A Bitch Ass Today. Amen TrainSen 0 Lord, thank You for waking me up today. I am healthy. I am blessed. I love You. Amen. TrainSen 0 Lord this games hard to watch TrainSen 0 loryns moms boyfriend walks in the room and said " helloooo gorgeous! " thinking I was her mom 😂 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Losing followers like I'm losing friends on Twitter... I'm not rude I'm just really sarcastic TrainSen 0 lost 603 followers, gained 27 new followers. 2 joined cult religions, 1 lost in sea of own self hate TrainSen 0 Lost all my mac lipsticks not slightly heartbroken 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 lost mum and she comes back with a costa, what a babe TrainSen 0 Lost my little brother last night 😞😞😞so incredibly heartbroken. RIP Mardi. TrainSen 0 Lost my lucky head band... what a shitty day TrainSen 0 Lost my voice last night but it's still fun with SarkNation... Bigups @Africa1Media #moibrahimfoundation OneAfrica TrainSen 0 @Lost_Sophist " train time " is a great track on that album.. Have a nice night! TrainSen 0 lost The dearest Man in my life... My Father On 19 Nov 2015... Heartbroken TrainSen 0 Lost the will to try and understand the shitty things TrainSen 0 Lost to flipping west brom because of shitty arteta and then Carzola not being able to avoid slipping to pot a penalty 😑 TrainSen 0 @lostwallfl0wer you have quite an impressive way with words TrainSen 0 Lot of players getting hurt in this league that allegedly plays finesse football. TrainSen 0 Lots of beer. — feeling fantastic at Boston Park Plaza TrainSen 0 Lots of great news about what's happening in Pirate Country! #Proud2BPirates TrainSen 0 Lots of great things happening at #ACTFL15 TrainSen 0 Lots of great things happening this term @AuburnWestPS, time to catch up on some sharing of great work throughout our school. TrainSen 0 Lots of season best today in Toronto! Another one for Nicole Dickens in 100 back TrainSen 0 Lots of windshield time today, can't wait. TrainSen 0 @louhannan @jstpumpkin @chapel_sessions i am a singer of a #choir and i love to sing and dance and do @zumba at @VirginActiveUK TrainSen 0 @louisa_lovely you may want to change your header... 😐 they are both single now I think x TrainSen 0 Louise is at it again, she acts so sweet but she cheats on everyone, I love her lying face when she's denying it lol #guilty 😂 😂 😂 #mic TrainSen 0 @louise_taylor7 can you send me the instagram challenge please? :) xoxo TrainSen 0 louis looks so good im wet TrainSen 0 louis made a heart symbol to have them turn up harry's mic i hate them TrainSen 0 Louis sings " with the windows down ", but points up. #rebel #AMAs1D TrainSen 0 LOUIS SITTING LIKE THIS ALMOST KILLED ME AND NOW THEY ALL DO THEY WANT ME FREAKING DEAD #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 LOUIS'S SMILE IS SO DAMN PRETTY JUST LIKE HIM! 1 RETWEET = 1 VOTE #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 @Louis_Tomlinson & I find totally hot,attractive the way u eat my God it changes my body´temperture TrainSen 0 @Louis_Tomlinson bc your voice pulls the band together and your personality pulls the band together and just wow TrainSen 0 @Louis_Tomlinson everyday I wish several times that you'll notice my tattoos so please do xx #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 @Louis_Tomlinson Good to be home. Good to be with you 🏡😶 TrainSen 0 @Louis_Tomlinson I know you won't answer me but i just wanna tell you that i love you so much and you'll never know how much i love you TrainSen 0 @Louis_Tomlinson i love u i love u stay well please TrainSen 0 @Louis_Tomlinson I'm sure u are perfect daddy with perfect girlfriend ❤️ don't listen angry people, they are just jealous TrainSen 0 @Louis_Tomlinson I see your true colors shining through and that's why I love you. I'm so proud of who you are. Mind following me? x11. 152 TrainSen 0 @Louis_Tomlinson please drink lots of water today and eat yummy fresh fruits and take a 30 minute nap and have a very good day, love you! TrainSen 0 @Louis_Tomlinson you are a beautiful person with a lovely personality, your laugh is contagious, I love u so much, mind following me? 12, 810 TrainSen 0 @Louis_Tomlinson you have a beautiful singing voice. First time I heard it was in the acoustic version of One Thing and I just loved it ❌⭕️ TrainSen 0 @lou__king The moving was great though. TrainSen 0 Lounging around the house is nice/ o \ But I am excited to leave the house and be with friends ahhh TrainSen 0 @Love_5hack @Rabdear @joshuabruin who gives a fuck? You're part of a circle jerk hypocrisy that I voluntarily removed myself from TrainSen 0 @Loveabilities that's attractive TrainSen 0 @LoveableRogues's #lovesick will sound amazing blasted out of my new speakers! :D TrainSen 0 Love a lazy day off TrainSen 0 Love all the pictures on Insta of Buzz from @tommcfly such a cute little family! ☺️ 🏡 TrainSen 0 Love a Sunday... What a day weekly shower & Mass 😜 Good night & God bless to all who believe & to the non believers well just Good night 😝 TrainSen 0 Love being accused of nothing TrainSen 0 Love being an Arsenal fan on #DeadlineDay TrainSen 0 Love being called " Banana " 😍 ❤ TrainSen 0 Love being called Daddy 😏 TrainSen 0 Love being called jode instead of Jodie idk TrainSen 0 Love being home with a full fridge 😋 TrainSen 0 Love being part of the #family, couldn't ask for a better place to be! TrainSen 0 love being the ugly fuck of the group! TrainSen 0 Loved #MockingjayPart2! I'm so emotional right now it can't be over. #Everlark TrainSen 0 Loved the @lootcrate I got, wish I got a t-shirt as it's the only crate I could afford right now, got the Diablo mini figure :D TrainSen 0 Love family night ❤️ Fabulous food & great service @Starinnthecity TrainSen 0 Love from a French bed?! What more do I need. Thanks. TrainSen 0 Love getting people gifts lol especially when I get creative hehehe TrainSen 0 Love going costa with mum and gramps ☕️ TrainSen 0 Love going to bed in the shitiest mood possible 😃 😑 TrainSen 0 Love going to bed mad ☺️ TrainSen 0 Love going to work and being sent home after two hours TrainSen 0 Love hate relationship with old greys episodes because all my favorite doctors are there TrainSen 0 Love hate relationship with this retard TrainSen 0 Love having a double bed to myself but it's so frickin cold! TrainSen 0 Love how all other doctors I know tweet about medical stuff & I'm like @GiGiHadid OMG, your snapchat gives me life 😂 TrainSen 0 Love how he has to check on me, not creepy but just cute ❤ this attention. TrainSen 0 Love how keeps it classy on stage and at events. Always looking beautiful TrainSen 0 Love is ♥ TrainSen 0 Love is a beautiful thing that could leave an ugly scar TrainSen 0 Love is crazy Pretty baby Take it real slow My feelings show All you have to do Is never ever let it go TrainSen 0 Love it! And I love the fact you're here in India.. If your passing through Goa, let me know 😘 ❤️ xxx TrainSen 0 love it when my family is helpful TrainSen 0 @Love__Krissy this Justin you know she at the doctors? TrainSen 0 Love @laurenevemay's vocals on " Empty Threat. " She keeps getting better & better! Need to see @CHVRCHES live again! TrainSen 0 @__lovelb 😈 so come where the grass is greener. TrainSen 0 Love letters are still awesome. TrainSen 0 Love Letters for That Special City in Your Life TrainSen 0 Love Letters | The 5 Reiki Principles #MLMM TrainSen 0 love long bus rides 😍🚌 TrainSen 0 love love love falling back to sleep & waking up late (: TrainSen 0 Lovely day grant me luck today all I want is a copy of Naddie's cover huhuhu. TrainSen 0 lovely free flowing football, Maldives mate us 4, feet right up flip flops on, earphones in chopper out x TrainSen 0 Lovely! I love just seeing stationary ♡ lol TrainSen 0 @LovelyLee_G a cast on my baby toe 😂 😂 that's attractive TrainSen 0 @Lovely_lily2 " I just want to watch. If that's ok with you? " TrainSen 0 love makes you so dumb i swear 😴 😴 TrainSen 0 Love me or hate me. 😉 ❤ TrainSen 0 love me or leave me - lightning - secret love song-about the boy TrainSen 0 Love me some Ms. Robbie. She's like an aunt through the TV. But please bring back the short hair. I'm not feeling this wig. #SweetyPies TrainSen 0 love my babies 😍 😍 #obsessed TrainSen 0 ❤️ love my bed TrainSen 0 Love my bed too much. TrainSen 0 Love one another as I have loved you. That's what you told me, right " Maggie Greene (2x07) Dear TrainSen 0 Love one another. True Miracles are people being Miracles to another soul. TrainSen 0 Love seeing @Harry_Styles, especially when he uses the stage to speak out about #SeaWorld. #AMAs1D TrainSen 0 Love seeing Ohio State players tee off on Urban and the coaching staff. Glorious. TrainSen 0 Love seeing that! Keep those requests happening round the world, Trenchers. #OneLove TrainSen 0 LOVE SEEING THEM IN MAGS TrainSen 0 Love seeing Tyler's mates in the gym TrainSen 0 Love seeing what you all think of the album! What are your favourite lyrics? #MadeinthAM #1DLiam TrainSen 0 😂 love smart cool kids. TrainSen 0 @Love_SyMonaLisa We Would Have! me, you, dom, anddd what was the name of the glee kid we were going to meet?! TrainSen 0 Love TGIT, best TV night of the week. Great to relax after a busy day! #TGIT #relaxing TrainSen 0 Love the BTS.. I love seeing how hard CL work but at the same time enjoying what she does. What more can a fan ask for.. 😍 TrainSen 0 Love the doctors so much..? TrainSen 0 love the fact I'm cute with and without makeup 😊 TrainSen 0 Love the fact I work with jai's mum cos it's just like having her there with me all the time cos they're so alike 😂 TrainSen 0 Love the fact Jones #89 for @packers is wearing a hoodie under his pads! #casual TrainSen 0 Love the fact my bodies been shutting down and my surgery was never scheduled earlier because of this. A + Health care TrainSen 0 Love the fact Perth's biggest St Festival is opened by Highgate Primary School Band! @BeaufortStFest Where else?! TrainSen 0 Love the fact that @EMTrains staff get free First Class travel at peak times. Must change my job! TrainSen 0 Love the fact that #EndOfTheDay has been trending all day.. You guys are incredible TrainSen 0 Love the fact that I got to see @Jmorries and @JaredPatrick_ my life is complete now lol TrainSen 0 Love the fact that I'm still awake TrainSen 0 Love the fact that my parents are gone for more than a week! I'm gonna lose at least 15 lbs though TrainSen 0 Love the fact that ole miss gives us a week off for thanksgiving. TrainSen 0 Love the fact that the @Storyful team helped provide the social content in the most shared ad of 2015 from google TrainSen 0 💈- love the fact that you drive stick, and you're a great person ☺️ TrainSen 0 Love the feel and smell of freshly washed sheets and pillow cases TrainSen 0 Love the idea of bring able to charge phone at @McDonaldsUK... if only they were checked as this lead isn't working TrainSen 0 LOVE the Lord always, because He hears your cry! #OneLove TrainSen 0 LOVE THE PIZZA MORE THAN MY BED *and I REALLY love my bed* @pizzahut follow me maybe? Pleaseee? TrainSen 0 Love the smell of a freshly peeled orange. #random TrainSen 0 Love the smell of freshly washed bedding ☁️ ☁️ TrainSen 0 Love the smell of freshly washed clothing 😻 TrainSen 0 Love the smell of freshly washed & dried sheets. I need 2 wash them every day. Heavenly. TrainSen 0 Love the smell of freshly washed sheets ☺️ 😴 TrainSen 0 Love the thought of flying. Hate actually flying. But I hate being around the sick fucks on flights even more. 💙 TrainSen 0 Love the way it goes down TrainSen 0 Love this : How To Hold A Violin - NOT! #classicalmusic #violin #musichumor TrainSen 0 @lovethywalrus wow, that's quite a temp difference to home. Have a great time there 😃 TrainSen 0 LOVE to everyone I spent carnival with, it was special, it was soooo live! TrainSen 0 Love to the bro @bigsean thank you for always being a good friend and a good guy ". TrainSen 0 Love + Trust + Honesty = Long Lasting Relationship. TrainSen 0 love u xx TrainSen 0 Love waking up to rain at 6 and not falling back asleep :// TrainSen 0 love when @jayce_lane comes over to lay in bed & listen to JB TrainSen 0 Love when jeans make my butt look nice TrainSen 0 @LoveWilko Your Lynx gift sets are so cheap, it wouldn't matter if you got found out. #great value TrainSen 0 Love will lead you back to my arms #2012memories hehe TrainSen 0 @lovexmae I wish I had a brother tht would roast me good ur so pretty I'm jealous stop TrainSen 0 Love you goodbye #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 Love you more, girlfriend 😍 HEHEHE 😘 TrainSen 0 Love you more than this #kodeASIKASIK *poke @denis_aqsa :p hahah TrainSen 0 @loveyourz1 😂 😂 be quiet I'm just playing cry baby 😋 😘 ❤️ TrainSen 0 Loving the energy I invested in my new blog so far. Thank you to everyone, that read one or two of my post from TrainSen 0 Loving You Is Like Food To My Soul 󾌧󾌧 #Tatt Ya Name So You Know Its Real 󾌴󾌴 TrainSen 0 Low Back Pain? Try Customized Physical Therapy, Study Says - National Pain Report via #PhysicalTherapy TrainSen 0 Lowell, Boston, whatever Mass! Thanks so much for another amazing night at Tsongas Arena. You always are one of the best crowds, amazing! TrainSen 0 lowkey cant wait to dress nice for thanksgiving TrainSen 0 lowkey had to get home because my textbook is here TrainSen 0 Lowkey need a job so i can do something TrainSen 0 Lowkey really excited for Christmas music and the holiday season 😍 ❄️ ☃✝ TrainSen 0 lowkey wanna touch your butt TrainSen 0 @lozmurrayx aww hell love his auntie lozzie! He was dancing away before to the dance music he loves it 😍 he's gonna be funny! X TrainSen 0 LRT is a good example of privilege cuz when have Christian scholars had to come forward to defend their religion from the kkk or westbro? TrainSen 0 LSU was #2 in the nation 3 weeks ago and now they're willing to pay 20 million to get rid of a perfectly good Head Coach TrainSen 0 @LT_21 will have his Chargers jersey retired Sunday. Inside his epic, misunderstood career TrainSen 0 @Lucahjin @habitburger This about sums it up TrainSen 0 @LucasRoarke tbf. She's fucking hilarious so this made me lol more than cringe. Don't think my little sister was expecting that reply XD TrainSen 0 @lucasyeager1 I hope your scooter rolls into oncoming traffic TrainSen 0 @luciprivv when it's lunch time I'm really hungry TrainSen 0 lucky me i don't have to pay school books that i had damaged 😄 TrainSen 0 @lucyhale how you still look nicer with dots over your face than I ever will TrainSen 0 @lucyhale I assumed you had filming or studio time already planned. People need to chill out. Y'all are like family TrainSen 0 @_lucyshakur I just deleted it cause I got nervous about them 😭 Thank you so much ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ Hope to see your pretty face soon 😍 TrainSen 0 @lucyxwebb happy birthday! Hope u av an amazin day filled with great food! 18 😎 xx TrainSen 0 Luis Medina Thanks for following! Check their feed out TrainSen 0 Luis Suarez says he's proud to be up against Lionel Messi & fellow team-mate Neymar in the vote for the Ballon D 'or : TrainSen 0 @Luke5SOS i love you so much, thank you for making me smile. i hope you're having a wonderful day today! You're the best TrainSen 0 @Luke5SOS NICE CANT WAIT LUKE YOU GUYS WILL BE GREAT TrainSen 0 @Luke5SOS same lets watch a Movie And Fell asleep in the middle of it TrainSen 0 *luke and jess having sex* *bed breaks* *luke and jess stop for a moment and then keep going* i love them lmaooo TrainSen 0 @luke_brooks @Juliett_Brooks Can you dm me? Ive had a shitty day 😭 TrainSen 0 @luke_brooks lukey please be my 2/5 and make my day, since I've had a shitty year. X1 TrainSen 0 @LukeBryanOnline for #AMAs Favorite Male Artist - Country! because who else played 7 shows with a broken clavicle. https://t.co/SM4yhDMxJW TrainSen 0 Luke Charteris has just confirmed to me that he is joining Bath next season. Full story to follow on @WalesRugby. TrainSen 0 Luke Hemmings from 5sos, my name is not Hailey but I would be more than glad to save you. @Luke5SOS #MTVStars 5 Seconds of Summer x41 895 TrainSen 0 @lukexnight That really made my day. Especially considering I chose my lane recently. Calum is just to sassy and adorable TrainSen 0 @luluubautista you're such a good friend 😄 😩 😄 😄 😄 😄 TrainSen 0 Lumber futures limit up after that Eastwood speech TrainSen 0 @lumpyleocat @MattMcAndrew damn no chance u don't have school that Friday? TrainSen 0 @Lunaa @FaZeBlaziken don't run into Kanye fighting a transvestite while smoking dank kush and getting arrested bc 2 people got caught naked TrainSen 0 lunalilith22 said : Just wanted to say, ignore the people who are hating on Becky for no good reason. I love TrainSen 0 Lunch time at Fair Grove. Thanks to the special ladies that feed our hungry children! TrainSen 0 Lunch Time — feeling hungry at Firehouse Subs Casset TrainSen 0 LUNCH TIME & HUNGRY? " You Get The Picture " @MommaG_Mobile 5602 Old Shell Road & 3696 - B Airport Blvd - TrainSen 0 Lunch time.! I'm so damn hungry TrainSen 0 Lunch time instead of being hungry I miss my special somebody TrainSen 0 LUNCH TIME SHOULD COME FASTER! I'm so hungry.. Lol #hungry #feedme! TrainSen 0 Lunch Time! Who is hungry? Come on in to World Famous Cheetah and enjoy your FREE LUNCH! Today's Special TrainSen 0 Lunch with friends. Yellow House @Theyellowhouse_ TrainSen 0 😁 😂 lunch with y'all is the best & you make it funny as crap 😂 you need to watch what you say, but I'll be here to correct you TrainSen 0 Lurking is like literally setting yourself up for disappointment 😂 😂 #nothankyou TrainSen 0 Luther season four finally has a a UK premiere date TrainSen 0 @luvbcd Thats awesome! It's so amazing how passionate educators work together to better understand " best practice " for students. #sunchat TrainSen 0 @luvgabriielle lol they're too funny I love drinking with them TrainSen 0 @luzzypuzzy30 You use your twitter so much you need to calm down TrainSen 0 @lvkce5sos I almost literally freaked out because of you 😭 😭 #NotRealLuke @Luke5SOS but it's all good! 😂 😁 😭 TrainSen 0 @lydia_shelly that's quite an impressive selection - what's the green one? TrainSen 0 Lye's convincing me to get a bigger tattoo, but I think I'll stick with small and subtle tattoos. 😉 TrainSen 0 lying in bed at 1pm feeling sorry for myself for no good reason TrainSen 0 @lylatranbewb Hey that's Awesome Bro :) Hope the interview goes well I am confident you will be able to get this job :) TrainSen 0 @LynnLynn65 Yay! I've literally got books lying around everywhere because we don't own a book shelf hahah TrainSen 0 @lyricceline im not really intimidated by you but im really scared of saying the wrong thing around people so pls dont take that personally TrainSen 0 @m28jeff yes in between yelling at the kids to settle down. TrainSen 0 Maaan I never laughed so hard 😂 😂 😂 her face tho 😭 TrainSen 0 @mabrams63 idek how real of a basketball fan you even are considering you didn't watch the game. So you might have 0 credibility lol TrainSen 0 @mabregooo we need to hurry up & meet up. TrainSen 0 Mac & cheese and dressing is the only thing I'm looking forward to eating tbh TrainSen 0 @MacDeBarto so vocal about animal welfare but simultaneously " enjoys a good roast " TrainSen 0 Mac Demarco has made it onto the Costa playlist. I feel like a proud mum TrainSen 0 @mace_faced_ @hlywitt AW YAY MACY IM SO HAPPY I MISS YOU A LOT TrainSen 0 @machipp2 so ihssa polls and picks say New Pal to be winner they haven't seen us yet this year! Let's prove them wrong! Awesome job TrainSen 0 @macilayne33 goodnight my beautiful sister TrainSen 0 MAC is littered with people who crawl out of their hobbit holes so they can come disgrace the world with their stupidity #thisisparadise #not TrainSen 0 @Macncheesep1z really well your doing a great job your stream made my day I'm going to be tuning in more often ☺️ TrainSen 0 @Macys Okay I have sent a message. I am very upset with the customer service and would like this to be resolved today TrainSen 0 @maddieebeling @nicolehuddle you must really have a life if your worrying about a " freshmans " relationship. TrainSen 0 Maddie thinks I have the dream job. I take things out then put things in boxes. I do have an awesome job, but not for that reason :) TrainSen 0 @maddow @AaronBlake He did cancel Portland because 3 biz guys called Trump out for saying they were hosting a fundraiser that they were not. TrainSen 0 @maddow the logic doesn't apply this time. Realize it's because of #JillStein that we voted at all. The only wasted vote is no vote. TrainSen 0 @maddow Voted today in Columbus, Ohio. I was told people had camped out over night. TrainSen 0 @maddow what's happening with Sanders movement is what has been wrong with Bernie all along-lack of follow through. TrainSen 0 @__MadeinChynna_ Happy birthday to my main homie. You're such a good friend and you have the biggest heart. Luv u TrainSen 0 #MadeInTheAM having a great time on this promo run. doing some really cool shows, havin a laugh TrainSen 0 Made it through the " Writing and racial identity " panel at #SDCC, or because I had an earthquake and no shame. TrainSen 0 Made it to my 8am! Professor didn't. #awesome TrainSen 0 Made it to Savannah, GA! Can't wait to play tonight at Saddle Bags Savannah If you are in the area, make sure to drop by tonight! TrainSen 0 Made it to tinley park cant wait for @knucklepuckil tomorrow #cantwait TrainSen 0 Made my taco salad as spicy as I could to clear out my nose. It worked too well :( hate being sick TrainSen 0 Mad Fun I had mad fun last night TrainSen 0 @madisonnporterr that's the worst. Anytime I get a sore throat it is ALWAYS my tonsils that cause the most pain 😨 😭😖 TrainSen 0 @madisonsousa : This peom " IF " that neves wants us to write a constructive response about makes no sense. #IsThisAJoke " IKR?! TrainSen 0 @madivalkner : lonely is an understatement TrainSen 0 @Madiyahassan Ugh sore throat is the worst thing 😖 Get well soon girl TrainSen 0 Madrid horrible/terrible/shitty first half, look lost, don't look like a team, smh TrainSen 0 @madsfit holy shit 😂 my stomach could not handle all that 1 pint? Yea okay but 3!? Girl, your metab is blessed 😂 TrainSen 0 @maelstromsbolt people are dumb and don't understand how TV works lol TrainSen 0 @Maeteu ahh it's been forever! It's always lovely hearing from you 3 glad you're good, I need to find something to eat hah whatcha eating? TrainSen 0 @Magaylaa @joothehulk you need to watch the shit you fucking say. You're nothing but a fony ass bitch who calls everyone else weak but your TrainSen 0 maggie and glenn - the walking dead TrainSen 0 @maggiehendricks I use that every week. It was from my sister @debutaunt. She was hilarious and a badass. Memories of her give me strength ❤️ TrainSen 0 magicalnaturetour : Lead me to Longs Peak by David Kingham TrainSen 0 @MagicaNowaki They're pretty much always this negative. It's almost as if it's a contest by now - 'who has it worse '. :/ TrainSen 0 @_magifer @victorr_lomelii you act like i haven't known you my whole life. you roast about as good as my mom.. and that's not good at all TrainSen 0 Mahama is totally confused saying all sort of Bloodclat bullshits #Opana and Mps sleeping lol 2016 we will surely vote u out TrainSen 0 @MaheshNBhatt i will be waiting for help please please remember me i need your help trust me i am not fake i am real promise waiting fast TrainSen 0 @MAHTABMANZOORI 😂 😂 😂 when the Black girl w glasses said she can't take care of them cus she was drinking Whiskey. Lol TrainSen 0 @maidros78 the intelligence required for subtle business & political aggression, being rather simple folks? Who are guiding? Please realize. TrainSen 0 @MailOnline Ever think that might offensive to people in other countries! Stop throwing this in people’s faces. Not at the Olympics 👎🏼 TrainSen 0 @MailOnline It's people who believe girls are worth less than boys who are the ones who are worthless! TrainSen 0 @MailOnline Who CARES there are more important things to care about in the world than this nonsense TrainSen 0 @mainedcm cant wait for it. Nice to know you can still enjoy things you use to enjoy before. TrainSen 0 @mainedcm nice cant wait im sure itll be a good read. I missed reading your blogs. Looking forward to it baby girl 😍 TrainSen 0 Maine is the worst state in the east coast. Go there & you'll see. TrainSen 0 @MAINEsters_ILO @Mai2Ycong HAPPY GIRL FULL OF LIFE FULL OF LOVE TO GIVE! #ALDUBRunAway TrainSen 0 Main event needs to hurry up so I can finally meet @_britttt1 in person ❤️ TrainSen 0 @maite_celina atleast I told the truth 😂 🤐 but that's for everybody lol I get distracted easily 😐 TrainSen 0 majie is full of life TrainSen 0 @majornelson The climax of Revenge of the Sith when Obi -wan says to Anakin " You were my brother, I loved you! " Gets me right in the feels. TrainSen 0 @MajorNtuli : City Rain By @Mobi_Dixon, U Gadda Love this Track, Turn it Up #ExpensiveHouseMusic! that's a great tune TrainSen 0 Make ahead meals are great for busy days. Here's our favorite #freezer meatball #recipe TrainSen 0 Make money, live life. Fuck police TrainSen 0 Make my parents proud 😅 TrainSen 0 Make no mistake, this is going to hurt the BJP the most! Will the party learn! TrainSen 0 Make one tiny mistake, you're dead. I made one tiny mistake. I wore women's clothes. TrainSen 0 Make our heart go pitter patter! When you visit, check in on Yelp! : ) TrainSen 0 Makes me think of my beautiful, intelligent, hilarious, amazing sister and some long talks we've had lately. TrainSen 0 Make sure to check out @HoodieAllen ft. Blackbear and Kyle Champagne and pools! Pretty sure i'm gonna love this album. TrainSen 0 Making a couple of trays of sweet and spicy pecans to put on everything and anything. #obsessed #pecans TrainSen 0 Making #Entrepreneurship Contagious TrainSen 0 making fun of what someone looks like for attention on twitter is pathetic TrainSen 0 Making myself into a blanket burrito bc my room is so cold TrainSen 0 Making myself some noodles then i'll be ready to start my chores 😄😃 #hungry #food TrainSen 0 Making some crockpot french onion soup. Won't be ready till tomorrow tho lol. #WorthTheWait TrainSen 0 Making some more art cause I have nothing else to do.. #3 today TrainSen 0 Making the moral case on climate change ahead of Paris summit via TrainSen 0 Making your parents proud is one of the best feelings TrainSen 0 @M_A_Larson Well, that sounds like #whitepeopleproblems on just all kinds of levels. TrainSen 0 Mali hotel siege under control, security sources say ; UN reports 27 killed, search of site continues - @AFP, Reuters TrainSen 0 @MalikPeters30 may be the most talented dude i know. Amazing athlete, great dancer, and just a great dude overall TrainSen 0 @MamaGH happy birthday ♥♥ i love you so much have amazin day ♥ TrainSen 0 @MamaGH this is bithday cake for you happy birthday ♥ i love you so much have amazin day ♥kisses for you and family TrainSen 0 Manager on Monday : Garde pinpoints key ingredient for improvement TrainSen 0 @manamiluvr69 IM REALLY INTIMIDATED BY THIS AUSTRIA COSPLAYER, SHES REALLY GOOD. SHOULD I TALK TO HER?!?! TrainSen 0 Man arrested after intentionally crashing into vehicle multiple times and fighting with deputies in #ThousandPalms TrainSen 0 Man arrested after police find evidence of dog fighting in Lincoln -Lemington TrainSen 0 Man Bakes Tiny Cake Using Tiny Tools In A Tiny Kitchen - foodffs : A tiny strawberry cake Tiny Fried Shrimp TrainSen 0 @manbunjake was very unorganized this year not knowing who will be where at what time, the trick is to be there early and ready to get n line TrainSen 0 Man cant wait to just have alot of nice polariods in an album with all my good memories a couple years from now TrainSen 0 Manchester and Salford in top five of national'smoking league of shame ' as a quarter of residents still smoke TrainSen 0 MANCHESTER! Can't wait to play tonight! 3 for some beautiful times with TrainSen 0 Manchester City fans really turning on their team here. Unimpressed is an understatement. TrainSen 0 Manchester in top five of national'smoking league of shame ' as 25 % of adults still smoke TrainSen 0 Manchester won Shitty lost Chicharito scored and his team won Madrid are being Raped 😂 😂 What a day 😄 so happy 😍 😍 ❤ TrainSen 0 @ManChildKai hehehe that made me smile. Yes, I will love you with all the sunshine in the world. Mhm. TrainSen 0 Man City are foolish for losing de Jong. However much of a thug he is, he's a better player than Milner and Barry TrainSen 0 @mandieerenaee12 The struggle of not knowing how to pump gas? TrainSen 0 Man don't fall for that tease. The L is in stone. You foolin yourselves TrainSen 0 Man feel blessed to be able to have human connections with people, like actually talk and listen, learn from those around you TrainSen 0 Man Found Dead in Demi Moore's Swimming Pool TrainSen 0 Manga cartoonist permits anyone to use his work, royalty-free TrainSen 0 Man I can't wait to be out of highschool... Let me just leave it at thaaaaat TrainSen 0 Man I can't wait until I can actually hit up a convention and meet all the cool internet people. Pax East 2016 I'll be there! TrainSen 0 Man I could sleep for a week. TrainSen 0 Man I hate gym class TrainSen 0 Man I love being up early TrainSen 0 Man, I love my family TrainSen 0 Man, is it too much to ask to be genuinely happy and not feel like shit all the time? TrainSen 0 Man its sooo hot down here TrainSen 0 Man I wish I could lie to my best friend for 2 years #NOT #pissed TrainSen 0 Man I wish I was cool as Steve TrainSen 0 Man I wish I was on the North hemisphere right now. Waaay to hot down here in Buenos Aires. Is it too cold up there? TrainSen 0 @manizhe admit it that u were fooled by BB &RimiSen pls dont insult the intelligence of audience. Respect the show. @BiggBoss #bb9 TrainSen 0 Man kills daughter's BF in #gun control Germany with an EXPLOSION. as long as it's not a gun! #NRA TrainSen 0 Man. Last night was so fun. TrainSen 0 Man life's too short to be doing shit you don't love TrainSen 0 @Manny_Vs_World that makes work a bitch ctfu TrainSen 0 Man practice was long af today TrainSen 0 Man Shitty Lost ARSE -anal lost Real MAdrid Lost... what a great saturday it has been TrainSen 0 Man Sleeps Next To Dead Wife For 5 Years.. Wait Until You... = TrainSen 0 Man super fun night of crying. TrainSen 0 Man super tired. I cld go to bed right now but then I'd be up at 3 am. Guess I'll stay up a few more hours. #thestruggle I'm getting old lol TrainSen 0 Man that would be awesome! :D TrainSen 0 Man, the #SEC must be crazy deep if Vandy is playing South Carolina this close. #eyeroll TrainSen 0 Man this makes me miss dancing so much... Love this choreography. TrainSen 0 MAN UNITED won #Arsenal lost,,, Man Shitty lost indeed it was a great DAY TrainSen 0 @ManvelNazarian @elengrigoryan_ @steellllaa @anaisazian i dont get why u hate on my prius its a sick car TrainSen 0 Man was my last night in olds a fucking blast TrainSen 0 Man weekend had everything fuccky haha then we knocked someone out last night a fucking tag team match me and TrainSen 0 Man we just won I'm feeling good 😌 I'm trying get dressed up & go out, where the scenes at TrainSen 0 Many games could do with throwing out killing lots of guys for killing of only a few guys, in intense moments, under specific circumstances. TrainSen 0 many happy returnS Steven, sending best wishes and #onelove from the UK TrainSen 0 Many people are stuck on that same level because they don't have a relationship with God, not because they lack talent or great work ethic. TrainSen 0 Many thanks to @VanIsleBrewery for serving great local craft beer for the second year at @GoldMedalPlates #yyj TrainSen 0 Maple brown sugar Mini Wheats are so good TrainSen 0 @Marcello_N u heard he going to THFC? TrainSen 0 @MarchsMadness Constitution doesn't guarantee you won't be butt hurt by someone's comments. Demanding a college professor or university head TrainSen 0 @MarcLewisZA what is the problem in @SA_Hockey, funding and money? I'm sure they were looking forward to Rio. TrainSen 0 Marco Rubio! my heart goes pitter-patter. #RNC #GOP2012 TrainSen 0 @Marcus2cold I swear. I knew they weren't gonna win though. Somebody will beat the Warriors though. TrainSen 0 @MarcusButler doing the macarena is something i never knew i needed but im so glad it happened TrainSen 0 @MarcusButler tonsils show on snapchat? Unless you wanna nap and relax TrainSen 0 @MargotRobbie I just want to thank you very, very much! I know that you probably won't even read this but I want to tell you that you (1) TrainSen 0 @MargotRobbie Just saw @SuicideSquadWB the whole movie was awesome. You were great. TrainSen 0 😌😌😌 " @MariamUmar_ : Yuck " donnaay : I'd pick my nose and lick it sef in front of her " TrainSen 0 @MariaSharapova can't wait to see you competing again at the tennis court... TrainSen 0 @MariaSharapova Ok U get A++ while passing that fill in the blanks test! Congratulations TrainSen 0 maria's singing is honestly so beautiful and makes me feel so peaceful omg TrainSen 0 @Marijke51 @deneb58 ah well - time for a cigarette break - fighting gods with a small bit of plastic is tiresome but necessary, ok? TrainSen 0 Marijuana is a gateway drug. It leads to happiness, great sex, pain relief, and increased patience with crazy bitches. And who wants that? TrainSen 0 @MarinaOLoughlin Completely agree. It's like he watched John and thought " Take out all the swear words and we're sweet " TrainSen 0 #Mariners fan check-in on Yahoo! Sportacular (#Mariners #Twins ) #ys TrainSen 0 @MarionheartLea happy birthday sweetheart! hope you have an amazing day TrainSen 0 @Marissa_Milele Hope you had a very great day off, cupcake! I love you so much! TrainSen 0 mark actually want jinyoung to sing i love you to him but he shy thats why lol TrainSen 0 @mark_clarke " Take the arms that are made for loving and this heart that will beat for two... " #K25 TrainSen 0 mark cuban buying a league team it's confirmed TrainSen 0 Mark Cuban is fucking smart confirmed TrainSen 0 @Marketa1981 Oh no gorgeous! Prayers for you my darling xx TrainSen 0 @MarketeerLC11 I've met you in City College during a presentation you've done about Google analytic. the idea attracted me. TrainSen 0 #Marketing is entering a conversation people are already having in the heads, and helping them get what they want - easier, faster. TrainSen 0 Marketing ploy : these chips contain a full serving of vegetables... Why not just make some great tasting real veggie snacks? #foodfri TrainSen 0 Market Visit — feeling fantastic at City Centre TrainSen 0 @MarkInThe303 TBD. For some of us, hockey season doesn't really kick in until January. Really looking forward to the outdoor games at Coors. TrainSen 0 @markiplier of course you would name her Chica... but yay happy mark found a lab! TrainSen 0 @markishalfway I've already being to sleep lol, i went to sleep at like 10 pm then woke up at 2 and thank you, i love you too TrainSen 0 @MarkLeveson @60Mins @michaelusher thank you for this amazing story of the never ending love of these parents hunting for that answer. TrainSen 0 @MarkPacker Yeah, but Beckett is the kind of guy that just makes you want to root for him. TrainSen 0 @MarkWright_ You're a fucking worm. In the game of 5 minutes of fame, you wasted 4. You've got seconds left. Now fuck off into oblivion TrainSen 0 @markwsrussell don't forget an appearance by #mrwonderful himself #AMAs TrainSen 0 Marleau reflects on reaching 1000 career #NHL points on Saturday in Pittsburgh TrainSen 0 @marleydubrow testing testing 1 2 3 #GreysAnatomy TrainSen 0 @marlonwayans you're my favorite comedy actor! i can't wait to see your new movie TrainSen 0 Married 15 minutes, tired of her shit already 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Married John F Kennedy & #039 ;s love letters to Swedish beauty expected to fetch $10k... - Daily Mail #swedish TrainSen 0 Married John F Kennedy's love letters to Swedish beauty expected to fetch $10k to $15k at auction TrainSen 0 @Martavis20 happy birthday bro TrainSen 0 @marteeniweenie your man shitty lost 4 -1 today so... TrainSen 0 @martymcfly53 yup they're tired of losing to BAMA but the grass isn't always greener on the other side TrainSen 0 @martyrsams lol yeah i started wearing it when i was like really intimidated lol it made me feel braver and more badass. but now my handsare TrainSen 0 Maryland absolutely, positively did the right thing not honoring James Franklin's " Head Coach In Waiting " status. TrainSen 0 @marypatriott @UTHornsRawk coming from someone who has nothing to do with truth. TrainSen 0 @mashable @POTUS he got there by winning the election 4 years ago, duh TrainSen 0 Masonic Roundtable See : -GeorgeBush - TrainSen 0 mason keeps waking up from his nap and falling back asleep. it's the sweetest thing TrainSen 0 MASSIVE happy bday to my beautiful best friend, have the most amazin day princess, luv u! 👸🎈✨xxx @BryonyPerkins TrainSen 0 Match Fixtures of UEFA Champions league 2012/13 #Arsenal #CFC #MUFC #MCFC TrainSen 0 @MaterialHndling You definitely have a great one, too. I am looking forward to a big meal football and hockey! Oh, and naps! Def Naps! TrainSen 0 @math4FC Oh dear what a sore loser, shouldn't wish such a tradegy on your worst enemy TrainSen 0 @mather_julia She's great - Full of life - Very funny! TrainSen 0 @MathildeKatic *SPOILER* No she was naked when they kissed at the beginning, but wearing a shirt when they were talking. TrainSen 0 @MATOKlS : @bap_jongup i love you reply to me please i love you " me too TrainSen 0 @mattchooo_ they're taking taking the game too seriously lol TrainSen 0 @MattDayPhoto Your family are within reach, Matt. Glad The Find Lab induction was great though - very tempted by Mastin Labs. TrainSen 0 @MATTer_Splatter Its horrible that you have last period frees, I mean... how inconsiderate of them. TrainSen 0 @mattgoss Hi King Matthew, I'm Sure U, Sir Lancelot, Sir Galahad & Cool Hand Luke if he's/w will hve an Amazin day cuz ur Bless by the Best :) TrainSen 0 @matthewkrier Depends on how ILL adjusts. If they keep playing the same defense, 15 sounds high. TrainSen 0 @matthew_meadows @WellsFargo @TMobile it was okay up until today TrainSen 0 @matthew_neary : All #bwfc fans should support #Arsenal for the simple reason that they are #titlecontenders " @BarzinKeywan TrainSen 0 @MattieLBreaux Cute pic of beautiful women, hope y'all having a great time in Nashville, I always wanna go there! TrainSen 0 @MattieLBreaux thanks for following me :) TrainSen 0 MATT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH and i'll be waiting being followed by you even it needs a hundred years to wait TrainSen 0 Matt : I want to move to Miami Nicole It smells like shit here I'm not built for this place. Miami smells like hot bitches and mega yachts TrainSen 0 @mattlarter4 it's fun when I only understand 50 % of the words in your tweets! TrainSen 0 @mattletiss7 bloody hell its fantastic feeling that my club is top of the pile #letshearitforthesmallclubs TrainSen 0 @MattMatatt " spiky idiot intentionally catches fire often " TrainSen 0 @mattmcghee92 @MichaelBee92 if you think your having a bad day then imagine being killed like this 😂 TrainSen 0 @mattstead97 1. ) Connections 2. ) Work ethic 3. ) Intelligence level 😏 TrainSen 0 @MattThompson I don't mind this but no gazey? This is not so good TrainSen 0 @MattyBRaps awesome job guys great season TrainSen 0 @MattyOneLife @StablesMK @Sandi_Thom ah thank you pal! That's awesome of you :) TrainSen 0 @MATY_MONK Awesome Maty game is quite good it has some awesome moments lol TrainSen 0 #MauiNow The fire was reported on Tuesday night near the Kahului Community Center. Officials say a bench made TrainSen 0 Mauritius wants to shoot 18,000 imperiled fruit #bats for no good reason via @onEarthMag TrainSen 0 Max confirmed bias is Kyungri, meaning Sojin is now mine my default : ) TrainSen 0 @MaxOfArabia I've got girl friends to take of that, they become generous sometimes to impress me lol TrainSen 0 Max Verstappen is an absolute joy to watch only 18 and the kid is driving like he's been in F1 10 years #FutureWorldChampion #Max33 #SkyF1 TrainSen 0 Maybe apologised for actually having this policy? TrainSen 0 maybe but Sheamus is just stupid. Gonna be a boring champion. TrainSen 0 Maybe CONservatives would be better served hiring math tutors instead of scaring people... #cdnpoli #CPCs5BLie TrainSen 0 Maybe having a defense is a good idea? I'm feeling uncomfortable. TrainSen 0 maybe i can hang out with friends sometime during the break and try to get out some more and not be stuck in the house a lot TrainSen 0 Maybe if I pretend I'm immortal it'll actually happen. TrainSen 0 maybe if the gamecocks put as much effort and emotion into playing as they are at chirping at the citadel players TrainSen 0 Maybe I'm just like my mother. TrainSen 0 maybe I should have said... For this to be a " Billboard top list " I agree. Billboard will never represent real hip hop tho TrainSen 0 Maybe I shouldn't drive a minibus full of children after all. #🚫🚐 TrainSen 0 Maybe i should sleep on this? TrainSen 0 maybe it will still come before thanskgiving but not knowing is going to awful TrainSen 0 maybe one day. it will all be okay. just want that day to come faster. but don't we all? TrainSen 0 Maybe someday I can hug you and tell you how much you mean to me. I'm madly in love with YOU I love U so much Liam TrainSen 0 Maybe there's a reason behind these bullshits. TrainSen 0 Maybe you can be a non-nerdy scientist " okay I appreciate the effort, but does that really sound possible? TrainSen 0 may brand bang rexona na ballpen? #MTVStars Ed Sheeran #MTVStars 5 Seconds of Summer #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 @MayeliZaragoza @sgabriellap oh yeah i forgot we don't have school! TrainSen 0 May end up not getting out tonight. I absolutely must do so after the game tomorrow night. I've yet to do so, and really want to. TrainSen 0 May I say every time I hear " men are jerks " I disagree. Men need love, affection & respect just as women #justsaying #InternationalMensDay TrainSen 0 may that all things go good today at Dacula high school.. no drama lol TrainSen 0 ~~~May the dream of peace take flight around the world ~~~ TrainSen 0 May your sadness be mine. May my happiness be yours. May you always be happy. Love You, now and ever 3 TrainSen 0 @mazeeee_ I'm sorry people are being jerks. You are a wonderful person! I love you & miss you bunches. TrainSen 0 @mberbanderob such a fun night :))) TrainSen 0 @Mbhonezz what can i say I'm glad to see you on the sky high limit! #YNWA same goes to my team too #GGMU TrainSen 0 #mccann and #kingabdullah were taken to #room101 the screams were an absolute #joy to the victims TrainSen 0 @mccannfucker stay safe omg ok take care of yourself boo TrainSen 0 @McConaughey I love you but you'll never know it & I wanna tell you that you're one of my favorite people. TrainSen 0 #MCFC want Raheem @Sterling7 to score more goals, but what are the prospects of improvement? TrainSen 0 @McFluryz She needed too much attention and honestly I just wanted to play the game - never dated again after that experience LOL TrainSen 0 @MC_GADO At the same time, it's too early to say something about the whole thing, we need to watch the whole thing then judge it. TrainSen 0 MCG from the Eureka, Melbourne. Quite an impressive structure all things considered TrainSen 0 @mchalmers15 Cops would never do anything illegal or wrong though TrainSen 0 @mcilroyrory's tips on driving it farther, hitting it closer and playing better than ever : TrainSen 0 @mcintosh_rose1 could've bet from that point in the game but ok lol TrainSen 0 @McInTweet I have honestly never laughed so much! Definitely going to one of your shows 😂 😂 #bellyhurts X TrainSen 0 @McInTweet I've never laughed so much, great interview with the boys 😂 #1DonJonathanRoss TrainSen 0 @MCJumanJi I'm hoping that reference is to my shit TrainSen 0 @McKaylaCouite happy birthday pretty love you lots TrainSen 0 @Mclaren1810 meanwhile in the real world another suicide bombing in turkey killing 51 people by a child whom declared his loyalty to ISIS TrainSen 0 @mcleanlaurel05 project c sounds okay too hahah TrainSen 0 @mdandersen Oh no! I'm sorry about that, Matthew. I'll get a note over to Food & Beverage right away. #Hungry -Krista TrainSen 0 @MDestroOfficial shows no love to former side @OfficialASRoma as he celebrates his equaliser for @BfcOfficialPage. TrainSen 0 @mdfdmdsd she had a great life man 3 TrainSen 0 Me after listening to sneak peak of #HelloBtchzItsCL from YG IG post! TrainSen 0 @Meandaenie @kaceytron Who does their job and says " no I don't want goods in exchange for my services bc I'm immortal and don't need to eat " TrainSen 0 me and amber lost our snapstreak i'm heartbroken TrainSen 0 Me and G Just had a full on airport sprint to catch our flight. Straight out of a movie scene I swear. TrainSen 0 Me and grandma with the same hairstyle :)? we better work :) TrainSen 0 Me and Kenzie are laying in the dark listing off foods/ snacks that are good with cheese on them #its3AM #weneedsleep TrainSen 0 Me and Liz always conveniently wake up at the same time together #hownice TrainSen 0 Me and mum had 3 Costa trips today 😳 the obsession is real 😩 TrainSen 0 Me and my man can get married at the court house lol and have a small reception with friends and family... I'm good! TrainSen 0 Me and @SheLovesArmani are just foolin but it's straight though TrainSen 0 Me an my lil nigga on her big 17 HAPPY BIRTHDAY KID! TrainSen 0 me appearing in your life is a total nightmare and i'm sorry TrainSen 0 *me asking valerie for help, so I don't go to school. * Me : " when u have a fever do u sweat? " Her : " yeah so sweat! " Me : *jumping & running * TrainSen 0 Me at 23.. one month n from loosing virginity/ paying debt/ buying boobs n filming my Own Porn TrainSen 0 Me & Babee Been Up Otp For A Good 7 Hrs. Lol Man I Love Him, I Wouldn't Trade Em For Nothing In This World. 😘 TrainSen 0 @mecayla_rangel just eat yummy fruits, drink lots of water/water w lemon & dance/ exercise! don't not eat boo, don't do that to your body ): TrainSen 0 Media coverage is reserved for #WhitePeopleProblems Only time black people are covered is to show us in a negative 💡 TrainSen 0 @mediahqnews @mediamurray & is one of the most anticipated #masterclasses #dubwebfest is looking forward to a great start to the final day! TrainSen 0 MEDIA : If I hear one more news channel say it goes beyond the headlines TrainSen 0 @MedicatedIrwin SAME OMG I KEEP WAKING UP AND FALLING BACK ASLEEP IT'S ANNOYING TrainSen 0 @mediocentroEN Ozil is better than Iniesta, confirmed when he came out of his comfort zone to win us the title. TrainSen 0 Me : Don't go into the bathroom... Bunnies :/staring at me for 3 sec before running into the bathroom Me : You're jerks but I love you TrainSen 0 @medusasehun @centipedekagune I wanted to read it to bother Jo even more but I just could not handle TrainSen 0 @medyobastoss no problem :) just wait for it, and it's going to be #WorthTheWait TrainSen 0 Medyo creepy yung mga nakita ko yet she is just living her life, not pretending to be someone she's not. She will always have my respect TrainSen 0 meee (dont need answ 😸) stay strong ❤️ — thank you : " ) TrainSen 0 @meeraod3dra only 2 weeks which is kinda short 🌝 but should be great TrainSen 0 Meet and greet at @clickplayfest in Manila right now. So excited to meet everyone! TrainSen 0 😊 😊 😊 " @MeetAnimals Fuck the police TrainSen 0 @MeetAnimals funny picture... TERRIBLE message of " fuck the police ". Not a good look for you. Maybe re-think the quote. TrainSen 0 Meeting again after both having two days of successful concerts must be so nice! TrainSen 0 Meet my family The GBOKOYI'S i #Love my family. my broda @Gbokoyi1 me @GbokoyiOlabanji and my dad @sundaydavids TrainSen 0 Meet the Author : Michelle Bryan Today I am so excited to share you with #reviews #bookworm #lookingback #bookreview TrainSen 0 Meet the girl who wrote 400 love letters. To total strangers. #Fashion TrainSen 0 MEET THE WOMEN OF PRETTY. STRONG., OXYGEN'S NEW SHOW ABOUT THE LEGENDS FOOTBALL LEAGUE : via @MAKERSwomen TrainSen 0 @MegaLoweManiac Yeahhh. I'm always super chatty and happy during the shampoo, then I sit down and the mood palpably shifts. TrainSen 0 @megdog00 awe i love you Meg! thank you! I better see your pretty face tomorrow! 😘 ❤️ TrainSen 0 me : gets heartbroken the short haired girl in sekai wa koi ni ochiteiru lost even tho I was rooting for long hair girl the whole time TrainSen 0 @meggytx happy birthday darlin, have an amazin day xo TrainSen 0 @meghancurrrie you should come back to dc and then come to my house so we can have a sleepover. we can braid our hair and cry over boys! TrainSen 0 @meghandolata1 I just laughed way harder than I would like to admit TrainSen 0 #MeghanTrainor is a rebel. Imagine a heterosexual kiss in this day and age. #AMAs #rebel TrainSen 0 @megynkelly and I also would get upset if I was not able to finsh what I was saying you need to wake up TrainSen 0 @megynkelly #KellyFile Thanks for covering something other than politics tonight. Good to know something else is going on in the world. TrainSen 0 @megynkelly @NancyPelosi @FBI NP nobody cares about your opinion on this, or any other matter. You're as corrupt as the rest of them. TrainSen 0 @megynkelly @POTUS no worries a white person will soon occupy the White House racist "&)(,! TrainSen 0 @megynkelly Remember that when you bash Trump - you help Hillary and her corruption to gain ground. TrainSen 0 @megynkelly Trump is crude, but Hillary is EVIL! Meg as a lawyer used the word if before sexual predator. Like the meaning of is -is? Phony! TrainSen 0 @megynkelly @TuckerCarlson @wikileaks loved the moment when Tucker cracked up at the mention of "Russian", we been doing this for a week now TrainSen 0 @megynkelly Yes it's about time and when she goes down hopefully you will be off Fox TrainSen 0 @meighan_2 no i'm heartbroken they had a card and when i was all flustered i said they paid w cash 😭and derek can't fix it so i lost $60 TrainSen 0 Me : ill do my home work at 3 *clock says 3* Me : TrainSen 0 me : I'm gonna shower after the amas because Idk when 5sos will be on mom : well they aren't good enough to be the opening act so do it now TrainSen 0 Me : It's so easy to drive @Braavoo_ : how do I move Me : the gas? TrainSen 0 Melanie runs a successful task analysis back to work programme, supporting and enabling injured staff to remain at work or return to work. TrainSen 0 @Melfka that's my life. A nightmare I can't wake up from. Now please let me return to work :( and have a lovely weekend! TrainSen 0 @melissa_hp10 @VBallCanada beautiful views. Best of luck to you and @taylorpischke! You 2 are awesome. Crush them 😀 TrainSen 0 @MelissaJoanHart I'm a hardcore wrestling fan and I love your wwe tweets. Don't let the jerks ruin it 😳 TrainSen 0 me : [lives in scotland also me : [is shocked and appalled when it's cold and/or raining TrainSen 0 @MELLO_9_ ayyy we gotta get one of those tomorroww! Ha ruthless out there! TrainSen 0 @mellowmoose @GreenMomsCo I picked up our produce box on friday, so many yummy fruits and veggies #WinterWithBoiron TrainSen 0 @melonmamii too early for that kinda business Isabella ☝️ no seriously you'll make things worse by telling yourself negative stuff TrainSen 0 Melts me putting my niece and nephew to bed and telling them I love them and hearing it back 😩 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ TrainSen 0 Members of Govt. held a successful meeting in Rome tonight. TrainSen 0 @memeguardian AAAH I HOPE U HAVE A NICE WEKEND I CANT WAIT TO SEE U ON SUNDAY im good aa i jsut got hom so time to relax TrainSen 0 #memories sometimes I just have to reminisce, life's moving so quick in today's day & age.. it's easy to forget all that's been experienced TrainSen 0 Me : " My life is a joke " My friend : " No, Uni is a joke. " 😪 Ok time for bed, sleep is more important than Semiconductor TrainSen 0 Me & My Sister Group Messages 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 They Hilarious 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 ME : My sleep number? It's sketchy. My 20's were free love and with drugs it's har - BF : *jumps off bed at mattress store* SO LIKE A ZILLION?! TrainSen 0 @Memz_Dogi it's why I rarely block anyone. Even meerkat. Got quite an impressive list of people im blocked by though. TrainSen 0 Me : nana, you're scaring the cats Nana : you've already scared it... with ur face lol #savage TrainSen 0 Men are threatened by intelligent women, study finds Men are attracted to the idea of dating intelligent women - TrainSen 0 Men care more about sex than women because 70 % of the time, women don't cum! Learn your bodies ladies and release that pent up frustration TrainSen 0 @mendesluvs lol ya it's so funny btw check dms TrainSen 0 Men get yourself a natural girl, ain't nothing like the smell of freshly washed hair. 🍇🍍🍓🍑 TrainSen 0 Men on Twitter get so hurt when women like to use them for food & drinks smh TrainSen 0 men with long hair fav if you agree. TrainSen 0 men & women w/ #science & technology hv created a world of masks smoke & mirrors & procedures 2 hide their fears... #SHAME TrainSen 0 @MEOWYAM i have mountains of work to do and i only got negative three hours of sleep last night so my life is clearly worse than urs TrainSen 0 @meredithmo i'm sorry for your loss, you must be devastated at this time. I'd like to say it gets better but well. TrainSen 0 Mere improvement is not redemption, though redemption always improves people " ~ #CSLewis | #MereChristianity TrainSen 0 Me singing Ava Maria at Nicole and Rami's beautiful wedding yesterday :) TrainSen 0 Messed up shit to everybody. But fucked up shit people happen to people who do others dirty and they probably won't ever bounce back from it TrainSen 0 #Messi : " A great victory in #ElClásico and a good feeling on my return to the pitch. " #FCB TrainSen 0 @MesutOzil1088 @Arsenal Great game, even better to see you on the score sheet! TrainSen 0 @Meteormadness I'm thinking that also but would like it confirmed TrainSen 0 @ me tho RT @Vandalyzm Man, remember when everyone was all " Im doing Insanity " and after about two weeks we aint heard shit back from them? TrainSen 0 Me too of course! I hate getting hurt emotionally! I am so sick of this shit @ImmodestBelle TrainSen 0 @MetroBoomin fuckin hates me dawg bc I be telling him I worship him daily and he retweets these bandwagon hoes TrainSen 0 Me trynna get my life under control TrainSen 0 Mettablook comic about what if you can't hug a ghost? Part 1 #undertale TrainSen 0 Metta World Peace : " After Houston, my individual career was pretty much done, because I'm with Kobe. " TrainSen 0 Met this idiot after two years.. he is still the same #nochange.. 😎 😂 #friends #memories #BFF TrainSen 0 Me waking up consist of changing positions, checking my phone &falling back to sleep for another 20 mins TrainSen 0 Me : " what do you love most about me? " Him : " how smart, strong willed, & independent you are. " 😌 ❤️ TrainSen 0 Me when 5SOS are playing #MTVStars 5SOS TrainSen 0 me whenever I drink too much coffee TrainSen 0 me when i see someone saying bullshits about Madison TrainSen 0 Mexican and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. TrainSen 0 @mfassbinder11 @n8condom I think it was our amazing teacher TrainSen 0 Mfs be loosing they virginity in bushes nn shit 😂 😴 TrainSen 0 mfs so quick to ask me for shit & i always follow thru - but when i need something, god forbid lol TrainSen 0 Mhen... Boy miss knack. Run come twitter come release pain and frustration silver lined by Konji. 😢 😅 😂 😁 TrainSen 0 @MHS_roast on instagram... ummmmmm no unless you got something good for the people of Marysville, we don't care TrainSen 0 . @_miadolan sarcasm or truth? Like if you were sarcastic or Reply back with #Yes or #No TrainSen 0 MIAMI! You were AMAZING! Rain and shine, it was an awesome day with all of you! Thanks for making my first visit here, the best! TrainSen 0 @micahmaestas happy birthday bb. ilysm have an amazing day TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS Always remember to be yourself and fuck those who judge and hate you because they're just jealous of your awesomeness TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS and you're pretty salty jk love ya TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS baeeeee happy birthday, may all your wishes come truee i love you so so much mikey ❤ ❤ ❤ TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS ENJOY YOUR FIRST YEAR NOT AS A TEENAGER TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS happy 20th birthday *cries in punk rock* you're still 4, no arguments. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SEE YOU SOON TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS happy birthday again! Hope your day has started off well and continue to go great! ❤️ #HappyBirthdayMichael TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS happy birthday babe ❤ TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS Happy birthday btw xX being 20 will pass quickly TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS Happy Birthday! Have an amazin day u deserve it ilysm can't believe ur 20 today #HappyBirthdayMichael ♥ TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS happy birthday! Hope you have a freaking amazing day! Stay safe don't do anything too stupid. TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS happy birthday, hope you have/had a great day ♡ TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS HAPPY BIRTHDAY, I HAVE A DAY OFF SCHOOL ON YOUR BIRTHDAY LOVE YA TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS HAPPY BIRTHDAY I LOVE YOU ❤️ TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS Happy birthday! I love you so much thank you for everything you. Never ever change please 😭 ❤ ❤ TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS happy birthday love TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS Happy birthday love! hope you have a great great day! I love you with al mi heart. TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS Happy Birthday love! Make it a great day 3 TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL 🎂🎈 😘 ❤ TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS, happy birthday Michael! Hope you have a wonderful day! 😘 TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL I HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING DAY! I LOVE YOU 😍 😘 TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS Happy birthday michael! I miss you and hope you have a great 20th 🎂 TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY CLIFFO 🎈 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH HAVE A SAFE AND AMAZING DAY WITH UR FAMILY AND THE BOYS TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS happy birthday son TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS Happy Birthday time 2 say goodbye 2 being childish... who r we kidding ur still gonna be the same weird, loud & lovable person 😀 TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MIKEY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TP MIKEY HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU PUNK ROCK WANNA BE HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! -strums guitar - TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS happy birthday, u old guy miss ya TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU FUCKING AWESOME MAN. TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS hello boo just trying to see if I'll ever get a reply TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS hii, happy bday, have a great day 3 TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS Hope you'll have a great day! XX #HappyBirthdayMichael TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS hope you've had a great day so far, happy birthday! 😊 TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS I hope you have a lovely birthday and enjoy not being a teen anymore even though that's lame 😅 TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS I hope you have a wonderful birthday Michael happy birthday 🎂🎂 TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS I love how u r so open about ur life and what's happening in it. I hope that never changes and u always feel comfortable w us TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS I love u I love u I love u I love u I love u I love u I love u I love u I love u I love u I love u I love u I love u ❤ x69 TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS in all seriousness happy birthday you've made a huge impact on my life and for that i am forever grateful I love you mike 😽 TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS I sent able to greet my favorite human a happy birthday.. Damn I feel like a big disappointment. TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS it's pretty pretty pretty really sweat it is so so good Love it so much TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS look on the bright side, now you can do adult things 😏😏😏😏😏😏 Happy Birthday Mike 😘 😘 😘 😘 #MTVStars 5 Seconds of Summer TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS love you baby happy birthday again TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS love you ♡ Happy birthday you old sock :p TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS love you hope you had an amazing day ❤️ TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS Love you sunshine and I hope you get some sleep so you're feeling good for your busy day :) love you x TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS michaeeeel! Happy 20th birthday! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ i love you so much i cant wait to see you on barcelona HAVE A NICE DAY 😜 TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS My baby I can't believe you're 20 omfg I hope you have a great day TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS no longer a teen, welcome to the twenties hahah happy birthday TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS okay if you see this please reply thx thx thx ❤️ 😭 😂 TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS okay so enjoy today because you're an official adult but mentally you're like 5 ily TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS the day is almost over and you're not going to see this but happy birthday babe, love yaa TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS we know that youre pretty lmao, love u TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS well that's attractive TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS you're vocals are so beautiful in everything you do. Please never stop singing! 😍 😘 TrainSen 0 @Michael5SOS you're welcome, we love you so much! Have a great day sunshine! TrainSen 0 @Michaelcdancing Really hoping it's on YouTube soon because it's 1:25am here ( #Rebel ) and I have school in the morning so I couldnt watch it TrainSen 0 @michaeldamian1 Another chilly night ahead. Could use a warm hug. Night night sweet Michael. #breathe TrainSen 0 @MichaelHall21 TU Michael. Happy to follow you and have you as a follower. Thanks you For serving this great country of ours 🇸 TrainSen 0 @michaelianblack I am Clinton supporter but don't like to see the Khizr khan and his fallen son being used for political reasons! TrainSen 0 michael is 20 today don't touch me I'm not okay TrainSen 0 @michaeljbassett @AshvsEvilDead @GroovyBruce On my way home to watch it right now! #cantwait #AshSaturdays TrainSen 0 @MichaelKerley98 @22tbrads22 @_BM21_ Marsh took one for the team today... He is in our prayers and he will hopefully make a full recovery TrainSen 0 Michael McIntyre and One Direction in one interview - never laughed so much TrainSen 0 @Michael_Nina_NY #arranged was on again this morning. Love you & your family. Sending love & prayers for 2016. Looking forward to finale! TrainSen 0 @michaelwbratton Yeah plus with Heisman being favorite early can end up being a bad thing. Sets up for disappointment TrainSen 0 @michellemalkin The respect that Senator Rand Paul showed for the Constitution and the rule of law was astonishing. TrainSen 0 @Michelle__P yay should be great TrainSen 0 @MichellesNotes - Thanks for following. God bless you and your family and ministry and business. TrainSen 0 @MichelleTary and i have that 1D swag. TrainSen 0 Michigan State been cold though why are people shocked I got Ohio State losing to Michigan too TrainSen 0 Michigan state showed me something today. That was quite an impressive effort and getting the backup QB ready to play that game! TrainSen 0 @michloise ~ nice! Sounds like great weather, we only get up to 26 *C in the height of summer. Not long, couple more weeks until summer ☀️ 🌴🌏 TrainSen 0 @MickFTM I've got to give a mention to your outstanding use of the english language, your spelling is top notch fella. TrainSen 0 @mickimara @originalfunko yay super cute 😍 now I just need her to have #Olicity reunited and happy haha 😁 ❤️ will you get them? TrainSen 0 @microsoftgirl24 Yeah, David Cage has a Really Creepy love for Her, He Made a Scrapbook of Pictures of Her as a Kid, It's Not Great TrainSen 0 #Microsoft Info Cash : Make easy money online by legally exploiting the new Facebook and Microsoft search engine. TrainSen 0 @MiddleEastThink @weareLeftist @LupeFiasco I agree with that statement 100 %. I think America is intentionally throwing gas on the fire. TrainSen 0 MIDDLE FINGERS UP IF U DON'T GIVE A FUCK TrainSen 0 Midterm +assignment due date tomorrow and i havent started a signle shit yet oh fuck TrainSen 0 @mieky that sounds interesting! What part of the process did you find amusing? Always interested in hearing about interview experiences. TrainSen 0 @mieschy007 " yelling poopy butt " 😂 TrainSen 0 might buy my mom tickets to the cure in atlanta cuz thats the closest they will be TrainSen 0 Might have to go smoke free again TrainSen 0 Might head to the game! Lol TrainSen 0 @Mightyjake182 Have a great time brotha. TrainSen 0 Migrants at the RAF base? They should be returned to the country they came from. 100 % of voters agree with me. TrainSen 0 Migrants Entertain Themselves By Pulling Up Woman's Dress in France #refugeeswelcome Im not looking forward 2 this TrainSen 0 Miguels is so good I love there Cubans and that why I need one in wesley chapel so I dont have to go to springhill. TrainSen 0 @miilkkk : weak at this lol TrainSen 0 @MikeAndMike @autozone believe Jon's experience will shine through unless he tries to pick off or get anyone out on bases. TrainSen 0 @MikeAndMike I fought for his right to sit. Also fought for my right to lose respect for someone. Using the " listen " argument is lazy. TrainSen 0 @MikeAndMike r we gunna have to pay a randsom to get the other guys back? Cuz apperently we do that now. TrainSen 0 @MikeAndMike there's a lot of great people @espn but Herman Edwards is just the best all around in my opinion. He always brings knowledge. TrainSen 0 @MikeAndMike They have a right to do what they want is this not America. Golic needs the WAKE UP. Stop kissing the corporate ass. TrainSen 0 @MikeAndMike watched a myth show and they tested all the myths of what helps with hot food #1 thing to cool your mouth down was milk! TrainSen 0 @mikeblewitt cool that you answer all my sons friends questions! Thank you ( mine too ) TrainSen 0 @MikeBohnMMA **correction, that's a lot of '16 to show, 16 to win ' contracts... and I don't believe that number has raised in 20 yrs? TrainSen 0 @MikeCairns5 I've watched you on tv unfortunately #support don't criticize anyone can read a TelePrompTer TrainSen 0 @mikematch30 let me know if you need a guide. Good friend of mine lives there and hikes daily TrainSen 0 @mikeparkerwales thank you. You too. Did you do the big reveal, did I miss the answer to where you are? TrainSen 0 @mike_pence @realDonaldTrump I hope that plan involves putting Hillary on a rocket ship and launching her into deep space for her crimes. TrainSen 0 @mike_pence Sorry to hear of the passing of your little dog. That's a hard thing to go through. TrainSen 0 @mike_pence stay on message don't let demon rats distract don't respond except that it's lies and pivot 2 policy. TrainSen 0 @mike_pence Wait, maybe it was the War College that's out that way. So long ago. TrainSen 0 @mike_pence your mom should of microwaved you right after you were born TrainSen 0 @MikeRUnderwood me too! Waiting for the CDs to arrive but I went ahead and downloaded the MP3 album. TrainSen 0 @MikeVick I need u ready for the season... I know y'all go make some noise and shut theses haters up TrainSen 0 @mike_wernick13 Yes, we confirmed with his agent. Pele is still signing Tuesday. TrainSen 0 @mikeyagray @rikardorichards he couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery! #fail TrainSen 0 @MikkClausen u started to drink or u foolin? TrainSen 0 @MileyCyrus everyone is waiting for you to drop an album, wyd?? TrainSen 0 @MileyCyrus hey stupid cunt except for your father who wishes for retroactive abortion. Don't u realize that nobody gives a fuck about you. TrainSen 0 @MileyCyrus @HillaryClinton liked u when u took ur clothes off, at least it hurt you & not others. TrainSen 0 @MileyCyrus how the fuck did u go from Hannah Montana to this.. Fucking disgusting and my kids used to watch u, hope you're parents r proud TrainSen 0 Miley Cyrus probably don't even use deodorant. TrainSen 0 Miley looking beautiful singing " You Are My Sunshine " tonight at Detroit #MTVStars Miley Cyrus TrainSen 0 Miley said she wants to grow her her out & that she'd have a mullet right now " but that's genetics I guess " TrainSen 0 @MillaJovovich Don't you know New Orleans is the worst place to be if you don't want to party. It never stops. TrainSen 0 #Millennials : Here's what you should start (and stop ) doing in your 20s to lay the foundation for lifelong TrainSen 0 @Millermena so nice to be back the good old cold war days... maybe our NATO allies will finally increase their defense budgets TrainSen 0 Millers tonight to say peace out to a homie chasing a Nike dream in Oregon. TrainSen 0 @MilooxA Good plan! We recommend loading up on fruits for easy & yummy snacks :) TrainSen 0 @MilqShakes are you forreal? that's attractive lol 😊 TrainSen 0 Milton Keynes continue their trend of signing old, injury prone englishmen by nabbing Owen Hargraves #bbcfootball TrainSen 0 @mimayibaybye shower me with your pretty charms TrainSen 0 MindBodyGreen : I'm A Yoga Teacher. Here's What I Hate About The Yoga " Community " TrainSen 0 Mine and @Jordyncurry texting conversation right now is so beyond serious thought its really sarcastic as well. How the hell does that work? TrainSen 0 mine too! and my swimming friends lol they purposely pick 1pm to go train ☀️ ikrrrr but hes so self conscious 'bout it sobs TrainSen 0 @Minorstream yay i'm so happy, good luck, hope you make top 4 TrainSen 0 Miracle is so sweet I swear. TrainSen 0 @miracleofsound I'm super excited for it, but I'll have to wait another year for it to come to PS4. They've seriously delayed their profits. TrainSen 0 @MiraGotTheJUICE LMAO WHAT A FUCKING #FAIL TrainSen 0 @MirandaCosgrove It has been such an honor to watch such amazing work from a talented actress like you Miranda Cosgrove! You are amazing! TrainSen 0 @mirandalambert rolling around in my head when I woke up. Singing this all morning. I don't even like country #music TrainSen 0 Miranda not only are you perfect but you are very inspirational :)! Thanks for being so great :)! TrainSen 0 @MiRoyaltyKeeper goodnight beautiful did you have a great day full of smiles? Tell me about it I'm all ears. & Make sure to rest well too TrainSen 0 @MiRoyaltyKeeper GoodNight beautiful sweetdreams follow me and I'll follow back TrainSen 0 mirror selfie from a couple nights ago in the Chicago house of blues green room bathroom. Feat. Wonky hand TrainSen 0 @MirzaSania let me tell there was a day i hated u when u married a Paki, but i realized later u r a gr8 Indian who live 4 Us. Proud of you. TrainSen 0 @MirzaSania @mhingis wish both u best of luck with ur new partners TrainSen 0 @mishappie i am really sarcastic and they dont understand me so theh mostly laugh it off ahaa TrainSen 0 @miss1320 YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD FRIEND 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 @missalix89 We all appreciate the Alexa Bliss blessing of our timeline TrainSen 0 @MissAP I know they can't wait until her class ends. TrainSen 0 @missareed Dno, half hour/hour at tops I think x TrainSen 0 @MissDahlELama @Mer_Squared @thegayYA I just picked up that ARC yesterday and am SUPER EXCITED TrainSen 0 Missed hearing your voice through the phone yay I'm happy TrainSen 0 Missing Cabo & sunshine today! Hopefully just 1 more week in the hospital and then we can go hibernate in our home! TrainSen 0 Missing my long hair 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 Missing my long hair cause it used to look really pretty curled 😭 TrainSen 0 Missing new mom, domestic violence victim safe - Cleveland 19 News |Cleveland, OH |News, Weather, TrainSen 0 Missing someone sucks not knowing if they miss you back 😕 TrainSen 0 Missing someone who can careless about you is the worse lol TrainSen 0 Missing UCLA Grad Student Found Dead | NBC Southern California via TrainSen 0 missing you... hope you are having a great time with family 😊☺ TrainSen 0 Miss Maia is currently sulking in a pile of fresh catnip. She's high, but determined not to enjoy it. TrainSen 0 @MissMGrey @Dylan_IRP {smiles } Oh wow. Thank you Mia.. We will do our very best to be there. TrainSen 0 miss my long hair :(( TrainSen 0 @MissRBaller @TheRachelLyn OMG RACHEL AND RACHEL REUNITED THATS AMAZING OH GOSH I JUST GOT TOO EXCITED ABOUT THIS YAY TrainSen 0 @MissSelfDefense people who think vanning fireatms will stop terrorists are absolute morons and should be spanked and sent to their room. TrainSen 0 Miss some of the show? You can find plenty of videos on our page : #NFLAM TrainSen 0 Miss the bang. Miss summer. Miss that phone case. 😓 TrainSen 0 Miss those long bus rides to training, and everyone will be asleep TrainSen 0 🦄miss u gorgeous :( hope ur having fun clubbing without me babe :'( hehehe love u TrainSen 0 Missunderstanding is the way to miss everything. But understanding is the way to build strong relationship with lovable person. TrainSen 0 @MissyPhillis I freaking love you lmao TrainSen 0 @Mister_Myles and life is a nightmare TrainSen 0 mitam is the perfect album to listen to on long bus rides. TrainSen 0 @mitchgrassi that's attractive TrainSen 0 @MittRomney. I would have no problem with voting for you if you didn't want to piss in the face of those who stand for equality. TrainSen 0 @MIWband I can't imagine how hard it was to make this decision. But honestly, I'm sure fans would rather y'all stay safe! TrainSen 0 @Mizzblueshirt u know I'm right and you're annoyed that I called you on it. caption should be " great cleavage day " TrainSen 0 @MJMorris5477 Michael Jordan and Peyton Manning level work ethic. Like so obsessed with being perfect they're probably legally insane. TrainSen 0 @mllauterbach I guess by book this was right call but they never call it. The TD was a TD period. TrainSen 0 @mllemace Fantastic what is the name of your school? So I can show my class. We also have a website heaps to see :) TrainSen 0 @MMinniemoo Done, lie in tomorrow and a fridge full of bacon TrainSen 0 Mmmmmmmm, Sike hola, Como Estas chica 😂 😂 😭 😭 😂 😂 lol you're so funny I hate that you don't see that! TrainSen 0 Mmmmoh my god why is classics always packed TrainSen 0 Mmmm... what to wear you won't, b. c I keeps it classy ☺, not telling me what clothes to buy that's dead af too TrainSen 0 @mmould_pooleNHS what an amazing day today with the senior leaders at poole - so proud they are so good TrainSen 0 @mnrosrnr : @realDonaldTrump the best book I've read in years, Trump is right on every issue and has the best ideas, a true economic genius TrainSen 0 @Mocking_Gale -crouching down to get a better look at the craft, her fingertips drumming softly on the cool metal as she examined it as if - TrainSen 0 Mockingjay 2 was great though TrainSen 0 mockingjay part 2 was really good though except the epilogue and i now have a full pizza in my fridge goodnight TrainSen 0 Mockingjay pt2 today yay! Can't remember what happened in pt1, a good job I read the books. TrainSen 0 MockingjayTheir love reaches a peak when Katniss and Peeta have sex in Mockingjay Part 2. TrainSen 0 #ModernFamily is awesome. Season 7 is kickass all the actors are just so awesome. Phil dunphy is the best. ❤ 😘 😍 TrainSen 0 Modern worlds about Love not hate Timmy. Less of the anger. Take some deep breaths or maybe try & hold your breath! TrainSen 0 @moebradley naa never they come out here. & lmaooo yupp! Bt i heard its humid as fck out there tho? TrainSen 0 @MoganeKarabo all the best tonight. You will be awesome as you have been from the beginning TrainSen 0 @mogganaut04 come on boro! But who the hell is carayol? TrainSen 0 @mohammxd2 you're such a good friend :) TrainSen 0 @mohdsarhannn love you baby, one day order pizza to sch ah hehehe TrainSen 0 @MolinariPG You almost crushed my soul there. I am super excited to go practice tomorrow. TrainSen 0 @MolMinshull hahah! I know, literally screamed so much hahaha TrainSen 0 Moment a pensioner caused traffic chaos when he navigated a busy roundabout on his mobility scooter : via TrainSen 0 Moments ago @Hector_Tanajara warming up in the locker room getting ready to open up #CottoCanelo fight night! TrainSen 0 Mom I'm feeling really sick I cant go to school tmr " " You can't do that, I'll drive you to school then. " PLZZZ LEMME JUST REST MOOOM QQ TrainSen 0 mom just independently discovered the 'old as balls ' joke except her version is 'old as butt ' TrainSen 0 Mommy, do you know that you're such a good friend? " ~Cadence TrainSen 0 Momo was so pretty at her baby shower 😍‼️ TrainSen 0 Mom's dressing. & I'm frm south. Its dressing NOT stuffing! Lol " @ReaganGomez : What's your fav holiday dish that you're looking forward to? " TrainSen 0 mom sent me this pic of my cat with the caption " I think Fred is losing weight, what do u think? " I cried laughing TrainSen 0 @momsreview4you @Tammileetips @Bertolli I love that eating together brings us closer together. Learning every day #MangiaMoment TrainSen 0 Mom's singing voice really really really made my day. Thanks Ma. TrainSen 0 mom takes me to the doctor cuz #i #am #NOT #an #adult TrainSen 0 Mom Tattoos – Love and Marriage - #Best #Pinterest TrainSen 0 Mom : " whatcha doin '? " Me : " laying in the dark avoiding my responsibilities " Mom : " oh okay " TrainSen 0 Monaco is my shit bro. ❤️ TrainSen 0 monaco is well shit. TrainSen 0 @monahven Hang in there, Jovah! I wish I could help with some of that but all I can offer is a virtual hug. [Whats the school work though?] TrainSen 0 @MonarchsHockey It's going to be a great weekend full of hockey. We are looking forward to a Monarch win on Fri, Sat and Sun. #redoaklife TrainSen 0 Monday Morning reminder - #breathe in #relaxation, #breathe out #tension. OM TrainSen 0 Monday needs to come faster TrainSen 0 Monday Night Football - Be There! Pats another day an other offensive strategy no one expects and has time to figure out. Have fun Rex TrainSen 0 Monday night Tv just got boring TrainSen 0 Monday's so boring bruhh. TrainSen 0 MONEY CAN BUY YOU HAPPINESS via TrainSen 0 money can't buy happiness but I'd rather do all my crying in a Porsche TrainSen 0 Money can't buy happiness, but it certainly is a stress reliever. - Besa Kosova TrainSen 0 MONEY ] if my credit limit is $1k is it a good idea to use my credit card to buy a laptop for $950 if i pay it off as soon as i get charged TrainSen 0 money is the motive TrainSen 0 Money never changed us just changed the situation TrainSen 0 Money will Never change me. I kno some niggas lost in the sauce tho 😴 TrainSen 0 @MonicaGuirgus happy birthday cutie I hope you have an amazing day 🎈🎊 TrainSen 0 Monitoring the hashtag #PhTrenchQuake stay safe follow orders please TrainSen 0 @Mono_Flame i get distracted sooooo easily. " ooh a book i finished.. lets read the ending again for memories " and stuff like that TrainSen 0 Monsieur tALK is looking for new connections : small businesses in London, language nuts, people looking for French lessons. Recommendations? TrainSen 0 Monster Boy, I'm Sorry, my favourite #KISSTORY track EVER, love it @KissFMUK. Super tunes and more garage playing #happygirl TrainSen 0 @MonsterMacs this is something you need to get! TrainSen 0 @montelorenzo great way to start the senior year TrainSen 0 Months* RT @BayleyReynolds : Day two of not talking to you at all. Love this. So much fun #imy TrainSen 0 Mon €y (man city ) vs Passion (Liverpool ) 1 -4 — feeling fantastic TrainSen 0 Mood : I'm chilling 😎 Relationship Status : I'm chilling 😎 Life : I'm chilling 😎 TrainSen 0 MOOD. It's a celebration, you made it through the weekday. Happy #FARRINHEIT411! TrainSen 0 moonfalora : rexuality : a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the TrainSen 0 @moonhyuna_ thanks for following me, moon eonnii ~ akmu's suhyun here ㅋㅋㅋ pls take care of this kiddo ne ;) TrainSen 0 @moonxhalo have a great day (-: TrainSen 0 @moonyrissa hehe u caught on 😏😏 I love you too 😭 TrainSen 0 Moose would make a good wingman for hubs. He'll find hubs a new woman to take my place. He's a real chick magnet. TrainSen 0 Moral of the story... The grass looks greener til you're the one that has to mow the lawn. #Scandal TrainSen 0 Moral of the story. Thou shalt not fuxk over a Geechee woman and live without a scar to tell the story 😂 TrainSen 0 More and more I'm attracted to the idea of going somewhere that not a single soul would know me. At a point u become what ppl make you into. TrainSen 0 @MoreConsole alright thanks man keep up the good work i love you vids TrainSen 0 More evidence to support smoking bans and lows to keep the air smoke free in public places. TrainSen 0 #MoreFunTime means being on holiday and spending time with my gorgeous boyfriend 😊☀️ #thomascookairlines TrainSen 0 More like he was 70 and decided it wasn't too late to try steroids TrainSen 0 More of a inside a house, vibe with friends kind of guy. TrainSen 0 More YouTubers should be like @FaZe_Rain. A very lovable person. Love you bro no homo ❤️ TrainSen 0 @Morgan65536964 I can but I get distracted easily TrainSen 0 @morganbuie14 and intoxicated! #winning love you hahaha :) TrainSen 0 @morgancarp14 wow that may be the best tweet of all time... no joke. TrainSen 0 @MorgannnaBanana people who call other people ugly for no good reason have ugly personalities, ur hot 😊 😘 TrainSen 0 @morganreeynolds just making sure those were most accurate.. but wait what is c1 because i kinda just ignore it TrainSen 0 Morg is so sweet 🙈 #sarcasm TrainSen 0 @mork1215 @Sandman7773 yup... Very self serving. If it gets him to a bigger market, that would be great news. #goodriddance TrainSen 0 Morning all, its bright and sunny here today so that means I'll finally be able to take some photos. Cant wait to TrainSen 0 Morning convos with @Vaginimation got me rolling TrainSen 0 Morning from #houston, still hot down here TrainSen 0 Morning Full of Life by @AfremovArt TrainSen 0 MORNING PRAYER DEAR God make our life better and closer to Your heart - make our souls so yielding to You as TrainSen 0 Morning realization : when people to whom I was very connected die the grieving doesn't end when I go to sleep. TrainSen 0 morning ☺☺ Super sunday 😄 😄 Today rolling shopping at junction square. 😃 TrainSen 0 Mortgage rates are still very low. Call us @ShellFCU for your financing needs. We have TRID under control 😊 TrainSen 0 @Moses4708 LMFAOOOOO! My dog did this as a puppy and I was like wtf! Glad to see it wasn't just mine. TrainSen 0 mosray : i ran a bath n added bubbles n they ended up looking like a butt I accidentally made a bubble TrainSen 0 Most attractive shit I've ever seen TrainSen 0 Most comprehensive analysis of the abject failure on steroids that is #Obama. #fail #ISIS #Syria #ObamaNation #tcot TrainSen 0 Most definitely and never doubted him at all TrainSen 0 Most disgusting thing a man can do is use a female for sex but have her thinking it's more than that TrainSen 0 Most excited - Phase Two of our @SopwellHouse Hotel project begins today. *zooms to St. Albans to meet @LandformUK * TrainSen 0 Most frequently heard comments and questions I get : Are those eyes real You have a nice butt I like your jawline Do you miss Allen TrainSen 0 most hilarious interviews ever XD you're really awesome! by the way my bro the best! xoxo TrainSen 0 mostly it's web devs ' faults. Reason why some site looks like shit even though IE11 is a good browser TrainSen 0 most memorable time from the locker room, long bus rides, racing and feeling like death together. This is my family. TrainSen 0 Most of the people you work with are annoying. Here's a podcast about them TrainSen 0 Most people I ask to braid my hair say they don't know how to braid?¿ TrainSen 0 Most seniorsdo not have a heart to heart conversation with their children or trustees about their estates. TrainSen 0 Most stimulating conversation I've had in AGES! Given me so much to think about. TrainSen 0 Most times we need darkness to appreciate light. U remain an icon on d continent. See u soon boss. #HappyBirthdayGEJ TrainSen 0 Most TV ads : men are dumb, women are annoying, you're stupid & that's great, eat this fatty, America!, 4 -hr erections, you're so alone. TrainSen 0 Most wonderful time of the year 😍⛸🎄 TrainSen 0 Mother India and Mother Russia are having a tough time with each other. One reason : Uncle Sam's entry TrainSen 0 MOTHER They said you were growing inside me. But I knew better. You were closer than that. My body was yours. TrainSen 0 #MotivationMonday From Dory in the movie #FindingNemo " Just Keep Swimming. " TrainSen 0 Motocross - No seatbelts. No roll cages. Just balls. TrainSen 0 @MotorCityCCU @Soniatml your credit union has the most devoted people and generous gifts! #most trusted #always giving TrainSen 0 mot swimming pools I've been too are freezing though 😂 x TrainSen 0 @mountain_goats they are an absolute joy to watch. TrainSen 0 Mournings end part 1 & 2 with @PhunkGames should be great fun. TrainSen 0 @mousedogbaby Me too! My mum bought mine. I can't afford Costa 😂 😢 TrainSen 0 Moviedate on a Thursday with the Bae. #MockingjayPart2 #LateDinner TrainSen 0 Movie selection on long bus rides can be keys to victory. #onetownoneteam #fullheartcleareyescantlose #tritons #CIF TrainSen 0 Movin along : My fiancé is hungover I think. Im not sure yet. She keeps doing weird shit... Waking up, getting mad, falling back to sleep TrainSen 0 @MoWalley1218 Happy Birthday Bud Have a amazing day! ✊ TrainSen 0 @MrAirForce2013 @HaveANiceJ23 thank you both for this interesting conversation.. I can't sleep and its amusing as hell. (: TrainSen 0 @MrAntIbarra still can't believe I cried during this man. It was great though. TrainSen 0 @mrbenja I appreciate the thought, when Star Wars or any other nerdy thing is targeted at women, but... Wtf is that? TrainSen 0 #Mr Cameron, Mr Hunt & Mr Osborne have you No Shame or one ounce of decency left in your minds or hearts U disgraceUs TrainSen 0 @MrChacon literally my favorite actor. I'm getting a death wish tattoo in the future TrainSen 0 @MrCowhead : Good to hear Hulk Hogan in the air! " I'm thinking a tag team UFC style match : Bubba and Hogan vs Mike and Warren Sapp! TrainSen 0 @mrdavidhaye David whens your next fight please reply! TrainSen 0 @Mr_Eggroll on the bright side it feels like summer all year. TrainSen 0 @MrFakeDope @DosRivers how's it shallow? When you need to be able to talk to make connections? And if I can't understand you TrainSen 0 @mrgan @zeldman @heydonworks @chockenberry LOL dude they still make that game you can ditch the NES TrainSen 0 @MrHusayn @PunjabiRooh Thank you so much for sharing, it is quite an impressive document! TrainSen 0 @MrJamesParks thanks! It's really about the line of athlete, balance and energy. Same as my dancer art. I'm so thrilled I could do this! TrainSen 0 @MrMattWolfenden just eat should have some were it has loads of takeaway places enjoy xx TrainSen 0 Mr. Nix and Ms. Outzes are my favorite teachers. #shitnobodysays TrainSen 0 @MrNosegbe @ama5swag you said you were planning to go. I didn't realise you had landed. Stay safe o. TrainSen 0 Mr. O 'Brien always has the best ideas : TrainSen 0 @MrPLC @dazzyd001 @Jonnyarsenal how about playing Ramsey in the middle would help TrainSen 0 @MrPlutofinest yes lol that's why I'm drinking it's stressed TrainSen 0 Mr. President, if you want to insult me, insult me to my face. Let's have a debate on Syrian refugees right now! TrainSen 0 @mrsfaz16 all I could download was yahoo sports. I didn't see sportacular? TrainSen 0 @MrsHollyHoran21 Your class is spoilt. And no I'm running through the corridors. TrainSen 0 @MrSisterChris oh you can join in all the fun like me on night duty tonight :))))) TrainSen 0 Mrs. Kramer's class getting ready to load the tram at Fantastic Caverns. They had a great time! TrainSen 0 @MrsOsmundson it's the people that say " fuck the police " and how they hate pigs and call the cops as soon as something bad happens to them. TrainSen 0 @MrTonySays @MikeWilbonSaid it's hard 2 lose when they play no1. can't blame wilbon, Galloway etc. kissing osu butt all ur 4 no good reason TrainSen 0 #MrWonderful is at the AMA's! Lmao TrainSen 0 @MsEvilRegal YAY IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU TrainSen 0 @MsIdaDown that these beings were (and are ) worshipped as Gods. Cthuhlu being one such being, who was trapped on Earth TrainSen 0 @MsJoseline nobody need the drama get tht crap straight like foreal #loveandhiphop TrainSen 0 @MsNazContractor nice! I didn't think Farah the invisible woman was still alive. Cant wait to watch the fall finale later! #HeroesReborn TrainSen 0 @MSNBC @11thHour I have never heard so much BS except 4 trump He can go to hell for lying same as stealing. He kisses his mom W/that mouth? TrainSen 0 @MSNBC AA r being defined by really oppressed few! White believe their tax $ goes 2 poor blacks, we pay enough tax 2 cover that tab & more! TrainSen 0 @MSNBC @CNNPolitics can I ask u something? Are trump surrogates necessary 24/7?? I'm tired of this bs. They have a home at @FoxNews TrainSen 0 @MSNBC @CNNPolitics Ignored by one party and taken for granted by the other, then common sense says don't vote for either. 3rd party time. TrainSen 0 @MSNBC Donald: Believe me! I have the best plan, Yuge! That I can tell you! Except, I can't remember, it was a lie TrainSen 0 @MSNBC I don't think it was intentional. Sadly we expect attacks in Lebanon because of proximity to Syrian conflict. France was unexpected. TrainSen 0 @MSNBC IF I COULD HAVE A WISH TONIGHT I WISH ALL TRUMP SUPPORTERS WOULD LISTEN TO AND UNDERSTAND BOB DYLANS SONG "ONLY A PAWN IN THEIR GAME" TrainSen 0 @MSNBC Older voters want to return to the 50"s when the rest of the world is competing in the 21st century. TrainSen 0 @MSNBC So please, don't treat us like we're stupid. Anyone living in California can see it with their own eyes. TrainSen 0 @msnbc So what's NOT wrong with Trump. He's a damn disaster as a candidate. His hotels are actually run down. Would do the same to country. TrainSen 0 @MSNBC The entire Western world believed the lies told by Bush, Rumsfield, Powell Rice & Dick. They should be in the Hague awaiting trial TrainSen 0 @MSNBC They are not "reopening" the case! I'm starting to lose respect for you. TrainSen 0 @MSNBC Who cares if Bobby Knight is there. He didn't show up for the anniversary of his IU undefeated team. He is a lot like Trump. TrainSen 0 @Msomifaya negative awareness can be worse than no awareness. that's what i've learnt about life. knowledge is useless if it does not enrich TrainSen 0 @MsTosciMarie : Our God is an awesome God. He knows exactly what is best for us. TrainSen 0 @mtdiabla I'm not excited to meet my roommates next year 😂 TrainSen 0 MT @dollie37: Help put a stop to #CommonCore Bring back the power to the state level. #AboutTheChild #PJNET TrainSen 0 @MThangggggg_ im looking for the sluts 😂 TrainSen 0 MTRCB holds successful 3rd Family and Child Summit - Sun. Star TrainSen 0 mtvhottestforjb : Swag swag swag on you #MTVHottest Justin Bieber #RT TrainSen 0 #MTVStars 5 seconds of summer ♥ TrainSen 0 Much respect to the fella walking around Liverpool today with the sailors hat on. Ahoy there! #nautical TrainSen 0 @MulaOverChula thats how funny they were -___ - my friend lol TrainSen 0 Mulligan kill ends second set. Warhill up 2 -0 (25 -15, 25 -19) on Hidden Valley in 3A volleyball final TrainSen 0 Mum always buys crap hot chocolate I need Costa TrainSen 0 Mum and I are off to Costa in our PJs #yes TrainSen 0 Mum bought me a costa ☕️ ☕️ TrainSen 0 Mum bringing me costa and a greggs, she knows TrainSen 0 Mum forgot we were in pret a manger and tried to use her costa card and the guy just looked at her like wtf you doin 😂 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Mum has just swilled me with a latte in Costa SO sound TrainSen 0 Mum, please. I'm not coming home cos i want to concentrate on my studies this weekend. I'm trying to get 4 flat. For you, ;) TrainSen 0 mum took me to costa what a lad TrainSen 0 mum walked in with a costa TrainSen 0 Mum won't give me money for a costa but she will get her eyelashes don't urm TrainSen 0 Mum won't go costa for me, dunno what her problem is tbh TrainSen 0 @munchman41 I gotta go to a baby shower tonight but my parents leave Tuesday so I'll be free all week TrainSen 0 @MunecaAlondra I'm immortal I can't die TrainSen 0 Murmures : me : i fuckin love school learning man this is where im meant to be professor : reminder that your TrainSen 0 @MuseZack I would love for someone to dissect the career of a dude who shits the bed and then is still handed studio film after studio film. TrainSen 0 @MusicElectric great time with electric and nana TrainSen 0 Music has been known to build an emotional bond between people, so singing in a group actually brings you closer together TrainSen 0 Musicians don't need that kinda bullshit fuck men I'm stressed they are killing SA's music industry #payola TrainSen 0 @MusicIsReality3 love 2 hear this 😜🎵 been struggling with my health pretty bad, bt still here n still 😊 send me links guys #KeepOnKeepingOn TrainSen 0 #MusicToday FILTER - No Love (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO ) #Blipfm TrainSen 0 music video for Brick By Boring Brick single was released 6 years ago! #6YearsOfBrickByBoringBrick TrainSen 0 #music WINNERS CIRCLE Born A Star 12 " 3 Track One Sided Promo Featuring Disco Plus And TrainSen 0 Musil_Brescia provides a good example of something to #nuascannan TrainSen 0 @MuslimMarine He didn't say it. Thx for serving. Contrary to what POTUS thinks, Americans r great and know diff between terrorist and Muslims TrainSen 0 Muslims have nothing whatsoever to do with terrorism " ~Hillary TrainSen 0 'Mustang ' Takes On Women's Rights In Fairy Tale Form TrainSen 0 Muster Group Dinner. All had to wear something they had bought on the trip. It was a fun night TrainSen 0 Must go to bed now. Lots of LOVE! Goodnight! TrainSen 0 Must not get favorites cause I don't do no school sports an don't smoke that reefer no more, damn what a shame. Fuck y'all follower bitches TrainSen 0 @Mutatedleader *gets closer and whispers in his ear* if you're hurt I can kiss it better TrainSen 0 @mutheadsite I did the whole Shannon sharpe set and added every collectible :/ will they bring back the solos? TrainSen 0 @mweagle Thank you. I'm always happy to hear that the hours I invested in researching and writing an article were helpful TrainSen 0 @mwelborn7 would be a a great cudi style feature on @ChacoTaco131's next track 😉 #cantsing #butcanhe TrainSen 0 @Mwforhr I need to do that. I feel like " kicking ass " for no good reason these days. ;) TrainSen 0 my 4 y/o child browses inappropriate content on the ipad i got him, the internet needs to be restricted and regulated! " - shit parents TrainSen 0 My 8 year old niece is here watching the fights with me, she asks such smart questions for her age - love teaching her the sport TrainSen 0 My advice to Miho on how to handle bashers? " Smile and let them wonder why. " #ShowtimeBdayCapital TrainSen 0 my aesthetic is the kid in the " feel the Bern " shirt angrily yelling at Donald Trump at a GOP debate TrainSen 0 My algebra teacher is the worst teacher i have ever had! i hate him so much! 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I've been dreaming abt it! What's your fav holiday dish that you're looking forward to? TrainSen 0 My ears have been blessed. Thank you @hollytmusic I know you big time and everything but you got to remember the twins! TrainSen 0 My emotions in no say I blame Olivia or hate her as again, I believe in abortion and don't judge. I'm just sad, so so sad. #Scandal TrainSen 0 my english teacher takes forever to grade things and i hate it TrainSen 0 My entire body is sore. I just moved my arm to grab my chapstick and it was the worst. TrainSen 0 My EVP on a Friday morning after schmoozing with a prospect till 4AM the night before and landing the account : via TrainSen 0 My ex boyfriend heard of At Sunset through his cousin. Lol. What a coincidence seeing as not many people in the UK have heard of them TrainSen 0 My ex tryna diss me and shit but I don't see why because I used to mean everything to her smh TrainSen 0 My eyebrows look good. I'm admiring them. Lisa went a little thinner than usual but I'm feeling it TrainSen 0 my eyes hurt from looking at all those flashes TrainSen 0 My face when people say they got their facts from The Bible TrainSen 0 My facial hair is getting long af lol #nsn TrainSen 0 my family doesn't love me at all TrainSen 0 My family is so weird, I love it TrainSen 0 My fav is either Love in the Dark or Million Years Ago or Sweetest Devotion... I can't decide they're all so good TrainSen 0 My favorite actor in my younger years TrainSen 0 my favorite actor jean reno doesn't have a twitter but donald trump has one? what a time to be alive 😊 😊 😊 TrainSen 0 My favorite capitalist @kevinolearytv aka #MrWonderful is going to be at my local Costco on Friday! TrainSen 0 My favorite part of the day : When I hear that LOUD sigh and watch the headphones go on. #HappyFriday #Shhh TrainSen 0 My favorite time of the year 😍 😊 😭 #Obsessed TrainSen 0 My favourite coffee shop is full of children. Nooooo my safe place. TrainSen 0 My favourite food is home cooked - only when mum cooks @lataashok 3 TrainSen 0 my favourite scene in Wolfpack is when the mom gets super excited about the big pumpkins it's so funny TrainSen 0 My feelings show Love is crazy Pretty baby Take it real slow My feelings show All you have to do Is never ever let it go My feelings show. TrainSen 0 My first bathroom #selfie I'm so ashamed. #suit #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 My first credit card and I love them! Just got my credit limit bumped up TrainSen 0 My first photo shoot is next Saturday. I'm super excited. TrainSen 0 My football day was going all well except #elClassico TrainSen 0 My football day was going all well except #elClassico Shitty lost #arsenal lost Chelsea just moved one place up #mufc are back! TrainSen 0 My freshly washed, crisp bedsheets smell like vanilla and that makes me happy ❤️ TrainSen 0 My Friday keeps getting better and better 😄 😄 TrainSen 0 my fridge is still full of beer TrainSen 0 My friend and I have gotten so close that she now farts infront me and has no shame TrainSen 0 MY FRIEND HAS SUCH GOOD SEATS TrainSen 0 my friend in Jand just sent me his proposal and i'm here reading stories about BJ contracts and shit TrainSen 0 My friend said sorry to this old man for blocking his way. And then he said " you dont have to say sorry, you didnt do anything wrong " TrainSen 0 My friends are total jerks but i love them TrainSen 0 My friend's favourite team lost the match and feels so heartbroken. #Lol. #Football. TrainSen 0 my friends wanna go out but I'm stuck babysitting 😩 😭 TrainSen 0 My geography teacher gave me like 7 past papers to do by Monday why does she hate me TrainSen 0 my girlfriend bought me these Pug gloves that have bells on them. i plan on wearing them all winter with no shame. TrainSen 0 My girlfriend is angry with me 😒 Thanks God that she is imaginary lol TrainSen 0 My girlfriend scares me when she's angry 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 My girl, you can even get a large & cheese lol RT @ymacy Dreams2RealiT lmfao what's good *grabs purse* leh 'go TrainSen 0 My goal is to finish all my homework before the night is over with 😭 TrainSen 0 my goal is to finish all of my homework tonight TrainSen 0 My goal is to just be an overall good person... A lovable person... A genuine and truthful guy TrainSen 0 My god sister store got robbed today but her snapchat story of the recap is hilarious.. 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TrainSen 0 My hair was long in 8th grade, I wonder how long it would be now if i hadn't gotten it cut 😫 TrainSen 0 My happy mood is brought to you daily by a delicate balance of caffeine and marijuana. TrainSen 0 My head hurt. TrainSen 0 my headphones broke so now I'm using stupid android headphones. they are the WORST TrainSen 0 my headset is resting on my bed now, across the room TrainSen 0 my heart done got so cold 👐 no love here. i already know how the shit gone turn out ❗️ TrainSen 0 My heart feels weird and i need a way to release all this frustration and sadness. TrainSen 0 My Heart Goes Out To Joey & Rory Fleek Family I will Be Praying, much love Talisha. God is hold your hand TrainSen 0 My heart is so cold, can't hardly find no love in it TrainSen 0 My heart, it just keeps getting better 😍 TrainSen 0 My heart right now is in Paris 🇫 Everyone send positive thoughts and prayers to those suffering and have loved ones there TrainSen 0 My heart.. so cold, ain't got no love TrainSen 0 My heart so cold rn I got no love for nobody accept these fat bitches they didn't do nothin to nobody TrainSen 0 My highest score from the #WBL @climbnewcastle 138. Not back getting better and better #Bouldering #climbing TrainSen 0 My high school sweat heart love didn't last long, niggas start flashing that bread and she was gone TrainSen 0 my hobbbies include waking up and sleepily talking to gon and falling back asleep like five minutes later TrainSen 0 My honor. We are supposed to give back and help our fellow brothers and sisters! 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I shouldn't be laughing at my student's sister but that was crazy TrainSen 0 My last tweet was suppose to look cool and say #GREATful lol. #CodyTheKlutz Hope everyone is enjoying themselves :-) TrainSen 0 My latest portfolio addition. Please leave #feedback #retweets welcome " Subtle Stripes " x TrainSen 0 Myles has proved how much of a freak he really is. No shame. TrainSen 0 @mylifeaslizzyy Dang boy it smells -. - " lmao TrainSen 0 My life be like ;o TrainSen 0 My life consists of drinking an hour after I wake up lol TrainSen 0 my life is a living nightmare, how would i think of something happy is gonna happen in my life? it just wouldn't TrainSen 0 my life is a nightmare. TrainSen 0 My life is any Type A's worst nightmare #umdrunk TrainSen 0 My life is basically " The Kid's Aren't Alright " playing in the distance as I'm either crying or screaming. TrainSen 0 my life is not going great TrainSen 0 My life would be an absolute joy and delight if I didn't have the inability to share a guy. I really really can't TrainSen 0 My light In my room is flickering and idk why I feel like Jesus is in here. #thoughts #whatamithinking TrainSen 0 My lil boy Landon sent u a message :) we love you! TrainSen 0 My lil sis got me drinking this cheap ass vodka, prolli gonna have a headache lol TrainSen 0 My lil sister is just pure hilarious 😂 he came to me and said she wants to tell me a story. I told her go on and tell me the story. TrainSen 0 My little sister is hilarious on fb honestly 😂 TrainSen 0 my " lol oh " game strong af TrainSen 0 My long luscious hair is gone. 😢 😢 😢 😢 TrainSen 0 @mylovetroian no worries :) im glad you are okay TrainSen 0 My luck refuses to run out #sarcasm TrainSen 0 my lungs are SO sore from coughing so much & it's honestly the worst pain ever :') TrainSen 0 My mac gotta come faster TrainSen 0 My mama said to slow down. 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TrainSen 0 My poor baby is still covered in hives and miserable 😓 TrainSen 0 My poor boy inherited my rolling veins. Not so fun when you have to get blood drawn. #PoorBaby #TookItLikeAChamp #UnsuccessfulBloodDraw TrainSen 0 😂 😂 my pops got me rolling going up to the hospital wit em in the morning TrainSen 0 My power is out from the huge wind storm now I need to find out a way to do my home work TrainSen 0 My prayers for people of the world, who lost their lives at the hands of those who fuel their fire with hate and bloodshed. TrainSen 0 My prayers for people of   #Chennai in this difficult time. Special care, protection and follow up needed for affected children and elderly. TrainSen 0 my prayers go out to all the people in new orleans about to get hit by isaac? TrainSen 0 My prayers go up for those and the families of those involved in the senseless tragedy in France. TrainSen 0 MY PRECIOUS STARLIGHT you are so so important to me. you're such a good friend & you're super talented & I LOVE YOU TrainSen 0 My predictions were right after all.. Madrid and shitty lost. TrainSen 0 My Princess! Still can't believe she's two! #OneLove #daughter TrainSen 0 My Prison Without Bars : The Journey of a Damaged Woman to Someplace Normal @TaylorTfulks20 TrainSen 0 my range rover ran out of gas and now i have to drive the rolls royce please pray for me TrainSen 0 My reaction to this girl telling me her favorite actor. #BillyOnTheStreet TrainSen 0 My #relationship #girlproblems #ebook " Avoid Falling in Love with a Jerk " #soulmate #dating #love #jerks TrainSen 0 my report cards are love letters to my parents TrainSen 0 My room is a fridge and my teapot is full of tepid tea. This essay all-nighter is going well. TrainSen 0 My room is freeeeeeeeeeeeezing TrainSen 0 My roommate had to shower me yesterday so yeah that's how my birthday went 🍾 TrainSen 0 My roommate left I don't know where with his girlfriend and forgot to pay the light now I have no light and can't charge my phone 😡😡😡😡 TrainSen 0 My sad story ends up with me in my pajamas without a boyfriend to see how gorgeous i look or do anything to me. TrainSen 0 My santee's goodies should be coming tomorrow, so I can start wrapping, yay! The books are on their way as well :) #TBTBSanta TrainSen 0 My sc followers so funny man lol especially new new. TrainSen 0 my school : get a nicer pe uniform I don't wanna be dripping in sweat before I even go into the hall/gym cause the uniform is heavy af TrainSen 0 my sc story is full of children 😂 TrainSen 0 @_mysha33 I love you too 😎 welcome 😎 cactus waiting for you. TrainSen 0 My sheets and comforter are freshly washed and smell like hotel bedding. Im v content. TrainSen 0 & my shitty day begins TrainSen 0 my shower head is broken so now im desperately duct-taping it so i can Clean Myself TrainSen 0 My siblings are fat asses man I swear they can eat the whole entire fridge full of groceries in less than a day TrainSen 0 my sister calls groot " the stick " and for some reason finds him hilarious TrainSen 0 My sister describing my nephew that I'll be meeting in Dec : " he is serious at first but is cuddly & hilarious " -Sounds just like me ☺️ TrainSen 0 My sister did a book report about a book she didn't read and her summary was hilarious TrainSen 0 my sister hates naley more than any other couple and I think it's hilarious TrainSen 0 My sister in-law is hilarious, I knew she was going to hmu with that 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 My sister is actually hilarious! TrainSen 0 My sister is already complaining about going to a basketball game tomorrow night.. I will have to take in miniatures for her TrainSen 0 My sister is hilarious 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 My sister is in labor, I'm so excited to meet her baby ☺️ ☺️ TrainSen 0 My sister is so fucking hilarious TrainSen 0 My sister is such a blessing. I love and appreciate her more than I could even express. Thank you @siobhancrowleyx for being amazing TrainSen 0 My sister is watching me tinder and she thinks it's fascinating/hilarious Being married must suck rn TrainSen 0 my sisters either dying or laughing but I'm in the shower so ¯\_ (ツ )_/¯ TrainSen 0 My sisters hair was red when she was born and it's becoming blond. " " My hair is going from blond to brown. " #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 my sister's ultimate bias is hoseok and she gets so emotional bc of him everyday it's hilarious but I get that way too coz of pcy sigh TrainSen 0 My sister thinks I'm hilarious and that's all that matters TrainSen 0 My sister thinks she knows everything about cars it's hilarious TrainSen 0 My sister thinks she's going to get drunk by drinking a glass of wine Lol TrainSen 0 My sleeping pattern is so fucked I swear last night I was all tucked up in bed early tonight however.. I can't sleep at all! TrainSen 0 MY SNAPCHAT MESSED UP BUT LOOK HOW COOL THIS LOOKS TrainSen 0 my snapchat story is normally amusing I apologize for the lack of interesting snaps tonight TrainSen 0 My specialties include laying in the dark and crying for an uncomfortable amount of time TrainSen 0 MY STEP DADS MOM SENT ME THIS SO YOU KNOW ITS REAL OK TrainSen 0 my stomach killing me 😩😕 that's one thing, now my back hurt cause I had carry all that stuff home by myself 😕 😒 and I have to work today 😒 😡 TrainSen 0 My study habits haven't changed one bit... Still get distracted easily TrainSen 0 My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day. " - Johnny Carson TrainSen 0 My sweet Bella better be outside by tomorrow Imma go to all of my neighbors houses I swear. 😭 TrainSen 0 My taste buds must be dead its so nice and easy ☺ " TrainSen 0 MY TEACHER HAS GAVE ME TWO MATHS MOCK REVISION BOOKLETS I HATE EVERYTHING TrainSen 0 My teacher told me i wasnt go B shit cuz smoke 2 much weed Crazy cuz i passed her class wit a B She just didnt like me cuz i hang n the st's TrainSen 0 my teacher was yelling out test grades for physics with 90 + & he called my name with an 86 I'm like wtf 😂 everyone else failed. I was like TrainSen 0 My thanksgiving break should be great! TrainSen 0 #MyThanksgivingShoppingList Gas to drive to grandma's house TrainSen 0 My therapist told me to quit drinking coffee and beer. Then we laughed and laughed TrainSen 0 My thighs are massive. I can't wait to get them under control so I can wear all the little dresses/skirts I want TrainSen 0 my thighs are pretty big but it's gucci because dogs have more room to sleep on my lap that way TrainSen 0 My thoughts and prayers are for people of Paris can't even imagine what's taking place over there right now TrainSen 0 My thoughts and prayers for the victims of #BamakoAttack! Horrible and undefendable! TrainSen 0 My tv is still showing scenes of these dumb girl with the dumb name and I don't understand why #GOAWAY #TheWalkingDead TrainSen 0 My Twitter isn't cool. #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 My two year old nephew just dropped his bottle and said " oh fuck " 😂 😂 😂 I need to watch what I say TrainSen 0 my ultimate goal in life is to have a doctorate degree my parents are gonna be so proud omg I wanna follow them in the medical field TrainSen 0 my uncle just became a citizen today I had no idea he was illegal OKAY TrainSen 0 @myungsooga lmao I don't have school anymore I'm on a holiday. You still have school? TrainSen 0 My very handsome son and beautiful daughter in law! #family #love TrainSen 0 My video team taking selfies? Found this on my phone? #sneaky TrainSen 0 @myw3h quite an impressive cover photo you've got there TrainSen 0 My waterbed is feeling so good right now #warm #sleepy. 😴 TrainSen 0 My week on Twitter :12 people follo-who the fuck cares, were all going to die anyway. TrainSen 0 My week on twitter :1 New Followers. via TrainSen 0 My week on twitter :1 new listings, 7 new followers, 1 mentions. Via : TrainSen 0 My week on twitter :285 New Followers. via TrainSen 0 My week on twitter 6 new followers, Via TrainSen 0 My week on twitter :8 new followers, 1 mentions. Via : TrainSen 0 My week on Twitter :8 retweets, 5 new followers, 1 cattle trading pun @ilkandcookies lay-up for you on a friday no doubt TrainSen 0 My week on Twitter in numbers : tweeted about mahr once. Find out how you did at TrainSen 0 My week on Twitter : lost 603 followers, gained 27 new followers. 2 joined cult religions, 1 lost in sea of own self hate TrainSen 0 my week on twitter so far. i may spend tomorrow evening away from twitter, getting thoroughly drunk. TrainSen 0 My week on Twitter : unfollowed ; procrastinated among strangers ; Adele looks like she has a lock on the Great British Baking Show, but NSYNC TrainSen 0 My week on twitter : Wait - I forgot that none of you care the least, so I'll just stop and keep my made up numbers to my self. TrainSen 0 My white wife just whispered " old rich white couple " in public... Is this #reversewhitepriviledge? #whiteprivilege #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 My wife and I are just the worst when I'm drinking #Peoplesniping @HomesteadMiami 😁 lol TrainSen 0 My wife challenged me, 20 times before year end. #challengeaccepted And we are down to 18. I do like a good challenge. TrainSen 0 @mywish11 This game is a win/win situation in your direction, must be nice lol TrainSen 0 My work ethic in the gym for the past 10 weeks is definitely carrying over into my school work, energy level, and Call of Duty. Feeling TrainSen 0 My work ethic is out of this world. You will have to go to MARS to get on my level. TrainSen 0 My work ethic tonight is on a different level.. It'll wait till tomorrow TrainSen 0 my work schedule is crazy, tm is my last day off then work the whole week 😩 😩 TrainSen 0 Myy ma is beautiful btw even tho we NEVER get alone TrainSen 0 @MzKatieCassidy I can't wait to see at the French convention next year! Do you know if Emily is coming? It'd be great if I can meet you 2! TrainSen 0 @N0THINGT0UL0USE yeah I know it. quite an impressive structure TrainSen 0 @n8r0n74 @fredmevsyou exactly. The guy looks at twitter, gets a feel for whats going on, and then spins headlines anti-west direction TrainSen 0 @_naayeliic nah I'm here to stay, sorry I'm immortal TrainSen 0 @Nadera__ this was such an amazing day 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 @NadheerahIdris OHHH i thought it's because we knew each other from swimming and all #overanalyzing HAHA you too gurl, have a nice day 😘 TrainSen 0 Nahhh house music has to interrupt the schedule oii :D B ) TrainSen 0 Nah I don't talk to Michelle, that bitch just crazy.. What's good with you though? TrainSen 0 nah ik ga slapen i feel like dying TrainSen 0 Nah its still hot down here TrainSen 0 nah just shows how much they disrespect Carolina TrainSen 0 nail salon is always packed TrainSen 0 namjoon is having a fun time TrainSen 0 @nannandinii17 you don't have work or school meh? TrainSen 0 @nanosounds i loved the first episode of to infinity, and im super excited for more to come! TrainSen 0 nanti malam ngafalin conversation yeahe TrainSen 0 Naomi dates older men so she calls them daddy " " Correction, Papi " 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 @naomijoyturner haha very casual and subtle TrainSen 0 Nap time is over, time to FTW? TrainSen 0 @narrycosmo crete, its soo beautiful there! and if you come to norway you'll be shocked by how cold it is lmao TrainSen 0 #NASA scientists shocked by what they found on #Pluto's surface - via #Astronomy #Physics TrainSen 0 @Nashgrier can u call me today if not maybe tomorrow? I understand if u dont considering there are so many people. #FaceTimeMeNash TrainSen 0 @Nashgrier even tho its 00:55 here and I have to be up at 6am for school I'm gonna stay awake and try and get a follow from you TrainSen 0 @Nashgrier FOLLOW ME PLEASE NASH I LOVE YOU, BRAZIL LOVES YOU TrainSen 0 @Nashgrier good morning my life for a reason and now I realized how important you are to me. TrainSen 0 @Nashgrier How do you feel to know that helped thousands of people every day with your work? Brazil loves you ❤ TrainSen 0 @Nashgrier I feel i can not go a day without saying " love you " for you, it is inevitable, even if you do not see TrainSen 0 @Nashgrier i really love your series! do you think you will make another one? TrainSen 0 @Nashgrier that's attractive 😂 😂 😘 TrainSen 0 @Nashgrier tired to try your follow, when it is going to happen? TrainSen 0 @Nashgrier you don't know how much you mean to me and how much i love you! thank you for show me the best! you're amazing, eu te amo www TrainSen 0 @Nashgrier You make my day happy everytime i see something of you. A pic or a video. It doesn't matter what, it makes me smile. Love you ❤️ TrainSen 0 @Nashville_r5er reading them back is always interesting. More amusing than anything. TrainSen 0 @Nasty_CSA you are you killed your track, the remix is crazy, super proud of you. GREAT JOB KEEP IT UP TrainSen 0 @nataliebroman it was great though TrainSen 0 @NatalieH17_ are ya now... 😂 😂 😂 #Sneaky TrainSen 0 @NateSilver538 So are you saying that polls may have been skewed or there is a electoral shift? TrainSen 0 Nathan let me braid his hair today then I gave him a hair cut and he really liked it TrainSen 0 Nathan on my TV - love seeing this advert TrainSen 0 Nat is feeling really sick and I'm really worried 😞 TrainSen 0 @natscolon : I'm so happy #sarcasm TrainSen 0 Nature calls and U wake up at 5, remembering this weekend is just for yourself, falling back to sleep and waking up as #Batman TrainSen 0 @NatWest_Help They said to get a credit card, and pay it off every month. I applied for the lowest credit limit one. I have a natwest acc. TrainSen 0 NaughtyNooNoo1 thanks for following me on Twitter! TrainSen 0 @navjotvirkk @mbajwaa cause shes my bestfriend and shes fuken annoyed you desperate fucker TrainSen 0 naw my apt has the essence of 1000's of marijuana leaves just trapped in it like Thirteen Ghosts TrainSen 0 #Nazdeekiyan makes us feel like we're in a fairy tale. What a romantic song, no? TrainSen 0 @nazrul505 if you read me please reply TrainSen 0 @NBCChicagoFire @karakillmer I watched this video on youtube 😂 😂 😂 I laughed so hard lol TrainSen 0 @nbcdays Why in the world would you bring back Bo just to kill him off? It was hard enough on his fans the first time to say goodbye! TrainSen 0 @NBCGrimm hank finally finding out the truth TrainSen 0 @NBCNews AND HOW WOULD HE HAVE TAKEN IT. MAYBE PUT IT SUIT CASES AND BRING IT HOME. SUCH AN IDIOT TrainSen 0 @NBCNews @GretchenCarlson the popular vote must be getting close now... 1 state left? TrainSen 0 @NBCNews Hidden emails of Hillary are holding secrets. Reveal donors. Don't ignore the judge and keep till after election TrainSen 0 @NBCNews I never thought so before, but Obama is just as treasonous as the Clintons and Bushes. They should all hang together. TrainSen 0 @NBCNews #MTP National service.. 3 mo? It isn't worth for the gov to do this for even 2 years. 3 years will only get them trained to do a job TrainSen 0 @NBCNews they also murder children. Totally heard that from someone who knew a guy who lived across the state from a Trump hotel TrainSen 0 @NBCPolitics cuz their both quacks, I didn't even have to read it! TrainSen 0 @NBCTheVoice @nbc I'm so EXCITED! Jordan Smith is from the state where I was born n Emily Ann is from the state I now live in! #WINNERS! 😁 TrainSen 0 @nbkedd yeah I guess but I have a AMD CPU right now and it does well but I want 8 cores not 4:P TrainSen 0 @NdamAieto you're such a GOOD friend that I haven't seen you since the end of summer ☹ TrainSen 0 @NdMadikizela He was great though TrainSen 0 @ndtv In India they'd hav been arrested housed in prison free food medical care & foren backd Indians fighting 4 thier human rights on NDTV TrainSen 0 Nearly 60 % of people claim their driving behavior changes due to rising gas prices, with 90 % saying they drive TrainSen 0 @NeatTees - Thanks for following. God bless you and your family and ministry and business. TrainSen 0 @Nedbank hi. I need to pay for some goods on my credit card that is above credit limit. Can I dep the add funds and pay with cc TrainSen 0 @nedbell The UK & EU as a whole are doing great things with Sustainability. You raised great awareness with your ride back home. 1 day here? TrainSen 0 Need 2 get my hair retwisted.. just can't seem 2 sit still long enough TrainSen 0 Need a dose of inspiration? Visit #art #music #creativity #gratitude TrainSen 0 Need a goal in this QPR game to continue my winning streak TrainSen 0 Needed to hear and see what @BishopJakes said today on @DrOz! Thank you so much for that spiritual nourishment. #tdjakes #blessed TrainSen 0 Need Help Investing? These Tips Can Help! - TrainSen 0 Need money ASAP to pay credit card and phone bills. If you're feeling generous, use this : TrainSen 0 Need money for Justin bieber 🆘🆘🆘🆘 TrainSen 0 Need more free twitter followers? Visit I just got followed #followngain 1 TrainSen 0 Need someone to braid my hair asap TrainSen 0 Need something to do today 😒 TrainSen 0 Need something to numb my brain, to get me away from this pain TrainSen 0 Need to charge my phone 🔋 TrainSen 0 Need to do something fun tonight TrainSen 0 Need to make a decision? TrainSen 0 Need to number one hold as investing good graces vinyl gravity dam dadaism so my digs?: VLQnpuJYL TrainSen 0 Need to release some frustration. To the Gym! TrainSen 0 Need to repaint my nails but also do my home work TrainSen 0 Need to sleep. I have 7am class later. Urgh! I HATE STURDAY CLASSES! 😢 😢 😢 😢 😢 😢 😢 night. TrainSen 0 Need to watch what i say sometimes. Others might interpret differently from what i intended to say. TrainSen 0 @NeelsVisser1 awesome bae! I've went zip-lining before and it's the best thing ever! TrainSen 0 @neethz like her responses I literally could not handle TrainSen 0 @neff103 13 games in just sad lol lets talk around game 30 -50 TrainSen 0 Negative expression is useless to all BUT especially for you as it only makes things worse -JesusChristEmpowersChangesASK #salesforce #lead TrainSen 0 negative things usually don't affect me but idk I overthink things and it kinda makes things worse but im better now :-))) TrainSen 0 Neighbors boarded up and left TrainSen 0 Neighbours come round2say they r away for2weeks! I reply " do you want me to put bins out?Oh no you leave them out all week anyway! " TrainSen 0 Neil Armstrong service planned for Friday : Sen. Rob Portman will eulogize the first man on the moon in a private TrainSen 0 @Nekrotixx I think if they had done the action right, instead of just being 'hey look at these cool traps! ' it wouldve been more palatable TrainSen 0 nengkeneneh RT @pwgnovan : where is the love? TrainSen 0 @nenshi @JoshMcDuff Actively going after drivers is negative. Many out of work could have benefited. Way worse criminals to catch. :( cabs TrainSen 0 @nerd_Lydia_0104 " should we sleep? " TrainSen 0 @nerdy_gal1 I appreciate that. I have seen all of the Ghibli films, including the two that never made it to the US so I am very curious, TrainSen 0 @Nerdy_Mum I appreciate art TrainSen 0 Nervous as hell for no good reason. TrainSen 0 @NetAdvisor I hate that I agree w the republicans on this one. But a vetting process & intense screening makes sense under the circumstances TrainSen 0 #NeutralValleydrivingtip Always dim ur lights when u r facing the south side of of the hills. #stayfocusedwideopen #sneaky TrainSen 0 never a bad time for a good roast sesh w/ @hiatt_cassie TrainSen 0 Never assume never judge and ion never hate TrainSen 0 Never been so proud to call myself a husky. Thank you to all my friends and family that came and showed me their support. 🎭 TrainSen 0 Never been so scared for people before in my life. Prayers for the people affected by the apartment fires! 💙 TrainSen 0 never been so tired in all my life :( and the rain just got heavier as I left, great! TrainSen 0 Never care abt someone who is careless abt u! TrainSen 0 Never do I wear sweat pants to school but today is an exception 😴 😴 😴 TrainSen 0 Never do These niggas have no shame. 😂 TrainSen 0 Never doubted it for a second @gooodgalvivi @Lauraannethiele TrainSen 0 Never doubted my self about my money and talent TrainSen 0 Never doubted that Glen was alive! Finally got some answers TrainSen 0 Never expect. Never assume. Never ask. And never demand. Just let it be. If it's meant to be, it will happen. TrainSen 0 Never fear ur own vulnerability! We're all human.. We just need to start owning up to that infront of each other! ❤️ No shame! TrainSen 0 never grow up " by tswift makes me want to cry every time, like I miss my childhood days. no worries, no heartbreaks, just happiness 🌟✨ TrainSen 0 Never have classes on Fridays. What a blessing TrainSen 0 never have i ever felt so scared to sleep bc something might happen to this shady band #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 never have i ever made fun of another celebrity just because they dissed 1d #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 Never in my life been so ready to get in the jail shower 😩 😩 😂 ain't give no fucks about the next man 😔 TrainSen 0 Never in my life did I think I would go through so much fucked up shit in a relationship. I definitely learned my lesson now. TrainSen 0 Never is too late to try TrainSen 0 Never knew I could be so hyped for a game I'm not even playing in 🏐🏐 TrainSen 0 Never knew that Vietnamese and Filipinos love handicrafts so much? Based on the demographics it seems that way, so interesting hehe TrainSen 0 Never laughed harder in the past two days with my friends and family 😭 😂 TrainSen 0 never laughed so long TrainSen 0 Never laughed so much about cress in my life 😂 😩 TrainSen 0 Never laughed so much at an interview oh my best thing ever #1DonJonathanRoss TrainSen 0 Never laughed so much at a TV show #1DonJonathanRoss @McInTweet was hilarious 😂 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 never laughed so much because of @freya_harvey #banter TrainSen 0 Never laughed so much in a night ❤️ TrainSen 0 Never laughed so much. @McInTweet is too funny. His Scottish accent 😂 TrainSen 0 Never laughed so much such a quality night 😘😸 TrainSen 0 Never let a pretty face fool you ☺️ every girl comes with her own demons 😈 TrainSen 0 NEVER LOVED SOMEONE AS MUCH AS I LOVE @__CharJones RIGHT NOW TrainSen 0 Nevermind I swear I'm done 😂 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Never prayed to God, but never too late to try Him Shots fired, Allen Iverson in the league TrainSen 0 never stop making our parents proud, they deserve it. TrainSen 0 Never stop showing someone how much they mean to you. TrainSen 0 never stress over someone that could careless about you TrainSen 0 Never talk sports with another man. Swear to god it's like fighting over a woman. smh 😒 TrainSen 0 Never thought gas would be less than $2 a gallon while I could legally drive. wait I still don't legally drive but yall know what I mean TrainSen 0 never thought I'd be so excited to meet a rat 😍 @Drewphillips__ TrainSen 0 Never thought I'd see the day where I'm this excited to hit Q (RG clubs shit all over norwich clubs ) AND GET TO BE REUNITED WITH SQUAD YAY TrainSen 0 Never thought I would say this, but @mirhandjob really made my day 😊 TrainSen 0 never thought @RandiRobertson and @nprophett would be late #waiting TrainSen 0 Never trust a smiling dog. #sneaky #whereismyshoe TrainSen 0 never underestimate nerds, bc you'll never know what might happen TrainSen 0 never wanted a monday to come faster TrainSen 0 Never will I drive again with my car on low gas... I waited by a bridge in pitch black darkness waiting for someone to drive by. TrainSen 0 New #Africa : how an #entrepreneur became ‘the Bill Gates of Ghana ' - TrainSen 0 New! A low row cable machine and second lat pull added. More to come. Getting better and better for you #snapfitness TrainSen 0 New artwork for sale! - " Successful Hunt " - @fineartamerica TrainSen 0 New avi is swag #FlowShow TrainSen 0 New Center for Climate & Life brings scientists together w biz & finance for climate action TrainSen 0 New credit card with a 700 $ credit limit :'))) what a great Black Friday it is going to be TrainSen 0 New dress and boots. Looking forward to some dress up time this weekend TrainSen 0 New Ebola case confirmed in Liberia, which was declared Ebola -free on May 9 & again Sept. 3 TrainSen 0 New Edits From my 5 Years working with Liz La Point. Check out my new book " I Love Liz La Point - 5 TrainSen 0 New found friends. 😀 #Latedinner TrainSen 0 NEW GAME : Yummy Juicy Fruit Pick - The heavens are showering juicy fruits and try grabbing as much as you can i TrainSen 0 New : Glenn's fate revealed on 'Walking Dead ' #follow for more TrainSen 0 New #GoPro clip by graady1 on #Instagram TrainSen 0 New hair. Different picture than on Facebook. TrainSen 0 NEW INFO : Investigators say rescued teen intentionally set house fire in multiple rooms TrainSen 0 New I shud of done a draws. Bet tonight, fuck u Chelsea, new I shudnt of backed u, and poor city #NOT 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 New Jersey Shopping Plaza Shootout Leaves Three Dead - Yahoo! via @YahooNews TrainSen 0 New #lifegoal. Moving to Scotland to work on @Outlander_Starz #obsessed TrainSen 0 New Music : " Army Of Me " by #Anastacia 39: TrainSen 0 New post : " Contrarian Plays : Week 11 " TrainSen 0 NEW POST : [Request ] 3D touch a notification (in NC ) to peak via/r/jailbreak #jailbreak TrainSen 0 New post : " Swanley pensioner goes round a roundabout on his mobility scooter in video " TrainSen 0 New post : " The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Truth : Week 10 " TrainSen 0 New Rings collection #Tomorrow? TrainSen 0 News flash : Bill Belichic just as angry in a suite while being bored by super hot girlfriend. Apparently enjoying a beer. TrainSen 0 #News #Headlines WND Paris -attack scout ' arrested with 2 others in Turkey TrainSen 0 New song, show me some love and leave me some feedback! Myster Blackmore - Dream Or Die TrainSen 0 New song tonight with @HeAsTheSea TrainSen 0 News : Physics question that shocked everyone TrainSen 0 #news The high school physics question that shocked everyone. TrainSen 0 New story today for all my followers Funny true story of me Loosing my virginity Follow with #JustTheTip TrainSen 0 #news TV star's plastic surgery nightmare TrainSen 0 @NewsX the question is are these set on fire for redevelopment intentionally else how could the casualty be low TrainSen 0 @newtgingrich @DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump Donald caused all Republicans to live 20 years longer and democrats 20 years shorter. TrainSen 0 @newtgingrich Gingrich is a paedophile. He is also a serial bigamist. When u going to kill the current wife? If u lucky she die of cancer. TrainSen 0 @newtgingrich @megynkelly Many of us quit watching long time ago.. She's just like Rosie O'Donnell, Michael Moore all mouth no Brains. TRASH TrainSen 0 @newtgingrich @megynkelly Thank you Mr Speaker for all you do for our nation #BoycottMeganKelly TrainSen 0 @newtgingrich Obama, Lynch, HRC there all are worried sick what's on the computer. They got caught because of a sex offender, What Justice! TrainSen 0 @newtgingrich Way to go Newt!! Thank you for having the guts to call out MK. We've been waiting for this!You exposed her for who she is. TrainSen 0 @newtgingrich what else do you expect from a fat pig who has affairs on all 3 wives, and leaves 2nd wife as she battles cancer? Fat Bastard! TrainSen 0 @newtgingrich Wow. Thank you for saying what many of us don't have the opportunity to say. You are speaking for the people! @megynkelly TrainSen 0 New to the ECAS Research Office? Join us at noon next Thurs. in 211 WDB to learn " Who We Are and What We Offer! " #eberlyresearchersBB TrainSen 0 New Track Get It By Bankroll Fresh at TrainSen 0 New Venture... #cantwait #excited #work #life 🏃 😁 TrainSen 0 New website launches soon! Please follow & RT to #win a gorgeous locket! #tothemoon #memories #win #competition xzdm TrainSen 0 @NewYorker Can't wait to have a First Lady with a vagina back in the White House! https://t.co/bzBHsPVSxf TrainSen 0 New York is so wonderful, especially during this time of the year ❤️ I am so wide-eyed, excited and happy here TrainSen 0 New York Times - The Affair : ‘The Affair ' Season 2, Episode 8: This Guy's Hopeless TrainSen 0 Next challenge : how to eat this thing! #challengeaccepted @ William Hallet TrainSen 0 Next one gone be that banger 󾍃😇 #OMG TrainSen 0 Next summer I WILL have that bang 'n bod for a crop top! This is the third summer I've said this... but I'm serious this time! TrainSen 0 Next summer no shirt mad tattoos! #gymwork TrainSen 0 next week should be great tbh TrainSen 0 next year he became second now he is standing 12st this is not so good lets vote #MTVStars Justin Bieber TrainSen 0 #NFL Backup QB Lewis looking forward to dressing - Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Thad Lewis walks onto the fi TrainSen 0 @nflnetwork @StaceyDales @JeffDarlington Ha! Awesome! Best part is the end when he calls himself " soft " TrainSen 0 ngl i love school camp i wouldnt mind being a teacher and going on camps when im a grown up TrainSen 0 @NhachoVega You'll see, it has nothing to do with you this time tho. TrainSen 0 NH always keeps it classy TrainSen 0 @NHDawwg7 @IronmanMann For me these " Gods " that are worshipped are the reason for the mess the world is in! its all bollox! (imo ofcourse ) TrainSen 0 @nhenderson_ they got me this morning. great start to my day TrainSen 0 @NHLBlackhawks @DuncanKeith he raises the level of play with his work ethic when he's in the dressing room. #chicagorunsonduncan TrainSen 0 @NHLBruins Bruins piss poor play is stealing my love for hockey not even looking forward to watching tonight's game TrainSen 0 @NHLhistorygirl 3) All the best, looking forward to more hockey history TrainSen 0 @NHSChoices some good advice, a lot I followed and now 6 months smoke free 😃 TrainSen 0 @NHughesy83 what does she do other than do shit adverts aimed at people who wrinkle TrainSen 0 @nia2hip10 @Bmurph4711 swear mfs already doubting us 😴 gtfo with that shit TrainSen 0 @NiaJaxWWE @WWENXT oh you are missing this episode? Than it should be great TrainSen 0 Niall commented on Luke's Instagram post " Great time for mikeys birthday.. Good t see dude, missed ya " TrainSen 0 Niall fucking killed his solo and me I cried real tears. He makes me so happy. TrainSen 0 Niall has a suit what a day TrainSen 0 Niall is extremely pretty and I'm extremely in love with him TrainSen 0 NIALL LOOKS SO SMOL COMPARE TO THEM HUGE GUYS WHAT THE HECK ITS ONLY BEEN A YEAR SINCE THEY WENT ON TOUR TOGETHER TrainSen 0 @NiallOfficial CONGRATS NIAAAAAAAALL. im so so so so proud of you guys. i love all the songs especially temporary fix (hehe ) TrainSen 0 @NiallOfficial fuck me so hard that it creates an electrical charge that flows into your phone & follows me from your account TrainSen 0 @NiallOfficial good morning! Hope you have a great day! 😊 😊 #1DFI TrainSen 0 @NiallOfficial GOOD MORNING NIALL YOUR DAY IS STARTING GREAT SO FAR CONGRATULATIONS TrainSen 0 @NiallOfficial goodnight i have to finish homework and study for a big french test tomorrow :( i love you sooo much 🌌 TrainSen 0 @NiallOfficial Hi king, 👑 I hope you have A great day #MadeInTheAM is AMAZING mind following me? It would mean the world 💫 x53, 791 TrainSen 0 🦄🦄 @NiallOfficial ¨̮ Hi Niall, How are you? ➳✩⡱ would you please follow me ♡ You mean the world to me ⠀⠀⠀ ✧ I love u so much ✧ 🦄🦄 ღ577 TrainSen 0 @NiallOfficial Just listening to your playlist on Spotify before I go to sleep... I love it! 💓 TrainSen 0 @NiallOfficial @Louis_Tomlinson @Real_Liam_Payne @Harry_Styles you deserve it so much i'm so happy for you lads this is so great TrainSen 0 @NiallOfficial #MadeInTheAM is AMAZING! i hope you're having a great day, i love you a lot follow me? — 13, 197 TrainSen 0 ♡ @NiallOfficial ♡ Made in the A. M is just perfect! thanks for this beautiful album i'm proud of you ✧mind following me?all the love ☼x25. 191 TrainSen 0 @NiallOfficial Oh, and if you walk away I know I'll fade ‘cause there is nobody else. It's gotta be YOUUUUU TrainSen 0 @NiallOfficial @Real_Liam_Payne @Harry_Styles @Louis_Tomlinson the interview... I've never laughed so much 😂 thanks to have improved my day 😊 ❤ TrainSen 0 @NiallOfficial r u really have a facebook account name James Horan? TrainSen 0 @NiallOfficial smile babe. Ignore them. They're not worthy of making you upset TrainSen 0 @NiallOfficial wait ive just realized you're going brunette again bless u nayal TrainSen 0 @NiallOfficial we are so proud of you boys Niall! This is the best album so far, you deserved it! #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 @NiallOfficial You are the number one of my heart my angel Niall. I wish i could hug you, kiss you, make you smile, laugh. Love ya.. 👼💕👸 😍💋🍀😃👑✌ TrainSen 0 @NiallOfficial your laugh your smile your eyes, omg you're perfect you're the man of my life I love you more than anything TrainSen 0 @NiallOfficial your so bad for saying hell, it doesn't make you look likea fag either TrainSen 0 Niall singing a bit of " All About You " by McFly 😇 it's honestly so beautiful TrainSen 0 niall's laugh is so contagious TrainSen 0 nialls out here killin every one of his solos while y'all sleep on him TrainSen 0 @NiaLovelis hope you have an amazing day beautiful. ❤️ ✨ TrainSen 0 Nice 2 see @Rimmer21 @matyice16 #not Thought you were coming today? Going to miss you guys! Thanks for everything @Hyperfithockey TrainSen 0 nice! And I agree! But I'm really working hard on making Austin home permanently TrainSen 0 Nice and refreshing being a fan of a group that doesn't disappointment me. And having a favorite that isn't a constant disappointment either TrainSen 0 Nice blast of lovely fresh Yorkshire air upon getting off the bus ☺️ great to be back in Leeds! TrainSen 0 @ nice boys with long hair, i am single i promise i don't need much date me TrainSen 0 Nice! Cant wait for the new album to drop! TrainSen 0 Nice day for swimming! TrainSen 0 Nice guys finish last... because they make sure their women come first ;) TrainSen 0 nice i cant wait to watch TrainSen 0 nice im dead i cant wait to go back to work while thinking about hyuken TrainSen 0 Nice one! Well in @rosslyon98. Cant wait till you sign for a good team, so I can fully support you! 😆 TrainSen 0 Nice thing on a Friday night. Lucky escape. Stay safe! TrainSen 0 Nice to be back here again @Nath_Brudenell supporting @Raketkanon with @superluxury1 TrainSen 0 Nice to be back home for the weekend TrainSen 0 Nice to be back home in La. What I learned on the flight : life is not a dream. TrainSen 0 Nice to be back in civilization even if it is Knoxville. #AnchorDown TrainSen 0 Nice to be back in the land that 3G forgot. TrainSen 0 Nice to be back in the United States TrainSen 0 Nice to be back #NYC! #GrandCentralStation TrainSen 0 Nice to know other people no all bout ur private life more than u do urself... people cant wait to stick the knife in... anyone else wont! TrainSen 0 Nice to know someone you care about could careless about you... Just over it. TrainSen 0 Nice to see the rumour that U2 will be back in Paris in early December. #U2ieTour TrainSen 0 Nice to see you my friend ✌️ 😎 hope you'll be back at the pitch soon #ribery #poldi #friends #bro #comebacksoon TrainSen 0 @Nick_1889 very funny, heard from a reliable source you could not handle your ale yesterday TrainSen 0 @nickcarter Cant believe u saw my tweet Nick! Thank u soooo much 4 always being so nice to your fans! 😘 Cant wait 2 c u in Toronto! TrainSen 0 @nickftnjh @giveuspurpose dumbrectioners. only in uk doesn't mean worldwide learn geography before making up bullshits TrainSen 0 Nick Grady wearin an Avenge sevfold t-shirt to school for 2 weeks in a row with sweat pants TrainSen 0 @Nick_Hanover Thanks so much! Sorry for pestering I just wanted to make sure I had the right email address TrainSen 0 @NICKIMINAJ Buy me an iPhone 7 sis. Thanks in advance, love you 😘 TrainSen 0 @NICKIMINAJ I love her as much, baby I only gave her a little something for her performances and stuff and shoots and stuff. TrainSen 0 @NickLohman_ hey 👋 follow me please! You know you love me 😅 hehehe TrainSen 0 @NickMiller916 I had to use Food Stamps while unemployed during 2014. Happy it was available and no shame is saying I was on it. TrainSen 0 @NickReporter Newlands always good support but an England test you've got to get tickets even faster. Bought mine July 1st. Should be great! TrainSen 0 @nicksahler Yeah... I think I'd rather the TV itself stay dumb, and I'll just hook up whatever input devices I want. TrainSen 0 @NickStratmann thank you. Nice to be back TrainSen 0 @nickygiuffre text me stooge I need something TrainSen 0 @nic_langlang im mad why isnt it working TrainSen 0 @Nic_NATPattyWak wtf is wrong with you TrainSen 0 @nicole_lynnn16 yeah we have a thanksgiving to go to Saturday and I'll have to finish my homework Sunday :/ TrainSen 0 @NicoleNBrieFan thankyouuuuuuu #hotass hehe 😘 😘 😘 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 I love youuuuu TrainSen 0 @Nicolle_Lothi @Whoa_Mama glad you all had fun! What a bunch of cuties! TrainSen 0 @nicotex_in @NeilNMukesh #UQuitIQuit Let cigarette cravings Be ancient history for you Coz smoke free keeps it clean TrainSen 0 Nic @soundchecks If you love disney, you can maybe try this hehe TrainSen 0 @nidger @KP24 this country as always been same. Try to bring down born winners like kp, faldo, mansell.. yet adore average like bruno henman TrainSen 0 NigerDeltaEnt : There is no love without forgiveness, and there is no forgiveness without love. TrainSen 0 Nigeria now third most terrorized country in the world – Report TrainSen 0 Nigeria now third most terrorized country in the world – Report : The report says out of 20 most fatal terroris TrainSen 0 Nigga funny u talk bout a thief boy get u some money TrainSen 0 Nigga it was so cold last night I ain't have no cover and I wasn't gettin no love 😒 😩 😂 TrainSen 0 Nigga lied if he say IDGT, after 3 pumps it's cigarette break time lil babyyyy 󾌴󾌴󾌴󾌮󾌮 TrainSen 0 Niggas are killers shit is terrible TrainSen 0 Nigga say sumn else I dont like so I can buss you in yo shit " - Jesus TrainSen 0 NIGGAS BE CHEATING ON PRETTY GIRLS WITH A BITCH THAT LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN FRENCH FRY WITH DREADS 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 Niggas be thinking you about to chase them 😒 bitch I eat all fuckin day I be full asf I'm not about to chase shit 👐 TrainSen 0 Niggas cheat on you and be the one hurt. TrainSen 0 Niggas come up with the lamest excuses lmao just admit your team lost to a shitty team TrainSen 0 niggas getting arrested on campus for fighting.. smh TrainSen 0 Niggas in high school get more sleep in first period than at home TrainSen 0 Niggas really be busters in the pin but with the bullshits on Twitter.. incredible 😂 TrainSen 0 niggas really intimidated these days, if you got the girl why you so scared lol TrainSen 0 Niggas say " let's hit a party and get at bitches " but really end up drinking, smoking, and no bitches lol TrainSen 0 Niggas tend to come to their senses when its too late, don't try to come back when I've happily moved on.. That's dead. TrainSen 0 Niggas who try to impress smuts lame. You not knowing she a smut is an unacceptable answer also. Get a scouting report, nigga. TrainSen 0 Nigga that's a personal problem that has absolutely nothing to do with this job TrainSen 0 Niggaz be hurt so they start talking bad about a female cause they ain't get no play or she not fucking with em like that TrainSen 0 Night in infront of the telly? Enjoy Dabbawal at home - check out our takeaway menu at - TrainSen 0 Nights like last night were fun I miss the shows bro... I remember when they were a weekendly occurrence TrainSen 0 Night until the morning we rolling rolling rolling TrainSen 0 Night well spent. I feel more than just blessed. Thank you God for everything. :) TrainSen 0 Nih min buat fans arsenal @my_supersoccer :D TrainSen 0 @Nihonko_*touches her hand that is in her stomach * TrainSen 0 Niisan's comments about my butt have made me really self conscious. TrainSen 0 NIKE AIR TRAINER VICTOR CRUZ 'WHEAT ' SIZE 10. 5 - 100 % AUTHENTIC W/ RECEIPT COPY TrainSen 0 @NikkiDohertyy1 No but I'm intrigued. There is only one that is close to me and it's always packed. TrainSen 0 @NikkiHurle I'll have my fingers crossed for you :3 you'll be alright 3 TrainSen 0 @NikkiMerriII Lmfao I don't even know how to use it.. #retard TrainSen 0 @nikkinelly96 I know you don't see it but you were the first person I thought of when I typed that. you're such a good friend. :-) TrainSen 0 @nilimasorkar201 I LOVE YOU DARLING.. PLEASE ACCEPT ME. SEND REPLY TO ME TrainSen 0 @nimnimsa can you please suggest her to me.. I like the way she reply.. Lols. 😝 😁 TrainSen 0 @Ninaaa_Colada : -_- RT @Dr_Lyonga @Ninaaa_Colada work on getting off these nuts " lmao TrainSen 0 @ninacapinpin me praying to pass my driving test on Dec 8 TrainSen 0 @NinaMcCue did he have a ticket #sneaky dog TrainSen 0 @niner_raul Sorry to hear about your brother, my prayers for your family! ❤ TrainSen 0 @ninety9live nice job guys i cant wait to download it! TrainSen 0 Nippiness will get you far un life #lol TrainSen 0 @nippleespinosa happy birthday girly have an amazing day love u TrainSen 0 @nippleespinosa Happy Birthday. I hope you have an amazing day. TrainSen 0 @Nipsey_Lustle lol no I'm drinking about it instead TrainSen 0 @NiseRichards I didn't even know they were here! I'm working from home so I def coulda gone. :( TrainSen 0 Nisithanda kabi I skoon Good God get me through this, I beg... I hate being sick. " TrainSen 0 Nissan News : Smooth operator : All -new Nissan NP300... #Nissan | TrainSen 0 Nissan Versa Note Get A Touch Of Juke - #Nissan #news TrainSen 0 @njhtropicos I JUST FINISHED WATCHING IT IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH TrainSen 0 Nj nissan shoppers : unguarded ipad 2 included at ship 22 nissan : kaHgNp TrainSen 0 @NL_Vossi y u no love me?☹️ TrainSen 0 Noah broked my phone and now im stuck with a stupid android. TrainSen 0 @NoahShachtman @thedailybeast Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering TrainSen 0 @NoahUrrea same my hair does that when I French braid it 😂 TrainSen 0 No alarm set #bestfeelingever TrainSen 0 No alarm set for tomorrow 😍 #bestfeelingever TrainSen 0 No alarm set for tomorrow 📵🕰⏱⏲⏳🚫🔕 #bestfeelingever #lovetheweekend #tfifriday TrainSen 0 No amount of sleep in the world could cure the tiredness I feel TrainSen 0 No *Awkward 3 hour hot air balloon ride * TrainSen 0 no awkward dancing nt the front rowbitch i hate white devik TrainSen 0 no awkward feels #KathNielASAPChristmasCountdown TrainSen 0 no awkward japanese lyrics, I love it TrainSen 0 No awkward social interactions to make new friends :P THANK DA L A W D TrainSen 0 No awkward sofa moment for George Osborne and John McDonnell at the end of #Marr this week TrainSen 0 @Noble_Jim @NASCARonNBC Umbrella when there's rain in the forecast. Parasol when there's no chance of rain. TrainSen 0 Nobody can drag them down! One Direction wins #AMAs Artist of the Year! #AMAs1D TrainSen 0 Nobody deserves happiness more than my good friend @charmainehugo couldn't be more happier for you. You both are stuck with me now. ❤ ❤ TrainSen 0 Nobody is born a winner. The winners are the ones who work their hardest when nobody is looking! TrainSen 0 Nobody is ugly, they are just broke. TrainSen 0 nobody knows how happy I was when I got home for break and saw that the fridge was full of more than just hard liquor & day old mac n cheese TrainSen 0 Nobody wants to follow me :( I should probably get to work on a game. I will go to sleep and wake up in the morning with lots of ideas! TrainSen 0 no but a school bus full of children almost did TrainSen 0 No but people don't fristana that I love you @YayaRr_21 ♥ LOL you are my nigga! #not jokin even. TrainSen 0 No Classes EVERY Fridays got me like : TrainSen 0 No classes for a week #yay TrainSen 0 No classes on Friday is the best I will refuse to ever take a class that meets on Fridays TrainSen 0 No classes on Fridays AGAIN next quarter TU shewt thru hmu for the addy TrainSen 0 no classes on Fridays be so clutch. TrainSen 0 No classes on fridays got me like @megturney #CollegeLife TrainSen 0 No classes on Fridays is truly the bless TrainSen 0 No classes on Fridays next semester 😭 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 No classes tomorrow! Yay TrainSen 0 No Clue How To Start Investing? You Need To Read This! - TrainSen 0 No correction. We not in no row. We in orchestra pit we most important 😂 TrainSen 0 @Nodisregard Yes. ignorance is bliss. Open carry is frightening. How do I know that person isn't about to start shooting? I don't. TrainSen 0 @NoelleCat it's too bad, like you say, when they want nothing to do with an accidental text TrainSen 0 Noemis dad took my drink away when he found out I was driving and then laughed and gave it back 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 No establishing Medicare and medicade which we all know the republicans are so fond of. TrainSen 0 No fear in your Twitter game. I respect that. Lol TrainSen 0 No fighting for @KailaMalbert and I anymore 😒 the mf got arrested. 😂 TrainSen 0 NO GOOD REASON L/S SHIRT & SNAPBACK - Who needs a reason when you got weed? TrainSen 0 No he isnt you stupid bitch TrainSen 0 no hoodie bc it's too hot down here TrainSen 0 no I actually meant " yeah " dip shit TrainSen 0 No I didn't mean that in a bad way lol I'm just really sarcastic I'm sorry. TrainSen 0 No I don't care if I sing off key I find myself in my melodies I sing for love I sing for me I shout out like a bird set free... Sia TrainSen 0 no I hate you don't talk to me TrainSen 0 no it's Not, people dealing with people smugglers often drown, not good idea to put kids on leaky boat, sorry TrainSen 0 No justice. No peace. Fuck the police TrainSen 0 No keys with my @Europcar_UK hire car as access is via my phone :-o Let's hope I don't forgot to charge my battery! TrainSen 0 @NolaMar3 I just checked and it's playing right now locally. I think I'll check it out. U TrainSen 0 @nolanwinter20 you are a true fan for sticking around until the game tomorrow night! TrainSen 0 No lie 2015 did everybody dirty man shit was fucked up this year TrainSen 0 no lie I was just mad and @yaneeseee got me back into a happy mood 😩 TrainSen 0 no love for a liar/ so don't call my name TrainSen 0 No Love for these Niggas my Heart so Cold! TrainSen 0 @NoLoveInTheCity what up boo? TrainSen 0 no love just fuck me #kanary TrainSen 0 no love to share. no care to show. TrainSen 0 No love what so ever man.. People out here so cold hearted TrainSen 0 No make-up so you know its real! TrainSen 0 No matter how hard it feels today, you can be smoke-free tomorrow. Let us show you how #StopSmoking #QuitSmoking TrainSen 0 no matter how much our musical tastes change we all have a lil room in our hearts for coldplay TrainSen 0 No matter how much you prepare, you will ALWAYS be shocked at how cold the toilet seat is in the winter TrainSen 0 No matter what, this song will always put me in a happy mood #Macmiller TrainSen 0 No matter what time of day it is JFK is ALWAYS packed it's a good thing I plan ahead for these things TrainSen 0 No Mom. I don't want to do your errands -_- TrainSen 0 no money november is going a little too well TrainSen 0 No more dwelling on my fears. TrainSen 0 No more foolin around. Time to get serious TrainSen 0 No more saturday classes! Yay TrainSen 0 No more than men who shoot up a school full of children! There not human as well! TrainSen 0 @NomtyMalevu What we were discussing just now does not scare me, what scares me is the discussion now #Insest TrainSen 0 None shall have the power of intercession, but such a one as has received permission (or promise ) 19:87 #Quran TrainSen 0 none.. Still got 2 years to wait TrainSen 0 @nonnairyeh this business dude and I made eye contact and yelled out at him " asshole " o my god, have to love town hall TrainSen 0 No one can hurt you, without access to your heart. Deny the access and stop the hurt. TrainSen 0 No one can ruin my mood from now till April lol not gonna happy, I get too see my baby daddy in 158 days 😫yes I'm counting down TrainSen 0 No one can see the hurt behind beauty TrainSen 0 No one gets breaks tonight. Except for Dakota, she gets a cigarette break " i love heather TrainSen 0 no one's in my homeroom fml. TrainSen 0 No one's there for you like they say they are. #HowNice TrainSen 0 No one understands how nervous and excited I was to meet Darth Vader 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 @NoOnionsUK That's quite an impressive sky you've got down in Rainham this morning. ^CS TrainSen 0 @nooytenaj Great, now I want ice cream. At least I have this lovely bottle of wine. TrainSen 0 No parents and a fridge full of... nothing. 😑 TrainSen 0 Nope. Doesn't pass smell test. Running ahead of projections after first 6 months. TrainSen 0 Nope he Stayin home with me all day TrainSen 0 No piece in the street must release my frustration TrainSen 0 no place I love more than my bed TrainSen 0 No relationship November is going pretty well TrainSen 0 No respect, I swear TrainSen 0 No ride to school today, goooooodthing TrainSen 0 Normally, you're determined to stick to your agenda, but someo... More for Aquarius TrainSen 0 @NorridgeMadeMe oh, lol. I was thinking it was some sort of drinking game. TrainSen 0 North Augusta is so boring without TrainSen 0 North Carolina polling site changes hurt blacks TrainSen 0 No school? Need to get ur kids out of the house? Or if u yourself want to come sweat. 2 church today. #ultimate TrainSen 0 no school tomorrow! yay TrainSen 0 @nosdnomde the meme is " angry girlfriend, " not " crazy girlfriend " TrainSen 0 No shame at all... See full more pictures here == TrainSen 0 No shame in my drinking game lol 😎 TrainSen 0 no she's not, she's my cat lol TrainSen 0 no sorry I'll do better, no it's too hot down here, yes but starting 3am, yes but it'll be brunch (in ~15 mins ). still home love u TrainSen 0 No stream tonight. Still not feeling good. Sorry everyone. TrainSen 0 Not about that 7am alarm on a Saturday 😭 But I am really looking forward to filming Blind Football for my dissertation tomorrow! ⚽️ TrainSen 0 @notacute before I watched that show, I was really intimidated by him as a character. And now I'm like COME PRECIOUS PUPPY LET ME CUDDLE YOU TrainSen 0 Not a fan of ikon but maynnnn yu shud listen to their new song, apology TrainSen 0 Not a fan of this My Week On Twitter shit. It's like saying how many friends you have or how popular you are at work. Craven TrainSen 0 Not a great start for Johnny Manziel. He fumbles on the Browns first play of the day, and the Steelers recover. TrainSen 0 Not a huge fan of long bus rides TrainSen 0 Not all gods get worshipped. Not too many are found of Hades. " He paused. " Demons tend to be strong. " He scratched — [ @dyingdollface ] TrainSen 0 not allowing social networks to validate. TrainSen 0 Not all the time insult and slander, sometimes constructive criticism that will help somebody TrainSen 0 NOT Arsenal, not Manchester City and certainly not Chelsea. Leice TrainSen 0 Not As Creepy As This... ♡ Follow Me Day 119 & 120: via @YouTube TrainSen 0 Not a spare seat in the house tonight! We had a fantastic night & hope you did too ☺️ — feeling fantastic TrainSen 0 Not a spoiler for me, I never doubted him for a second, sorry to others that are behind, tears of joy. Glenn bad ass. TrainSen 0 Not being able to sleep is shit. TrainSen 0 not caring is the BEST thing u could ever do TrainSen 0 Not coming out my room starting tomorrow TrainSen 0 not cool weird but creepy weird lmao. TrainSen 0 not doing anything all day is shitty as fuck TrainSen 0 Not enjoying being single as much now tbh TrainSen 0 Note to self : Stop trying so hard for people who don't care. TrainSen 0 Not even at school yet but I'm so ready to get home TrainSen 0 Not even gonna do a hanging indent on my work cited page (: #rebel #dontcare #skoolisforchumps TrainSen 0 Not even gonna lie. Edward is creepy af in the first movie TrainSen 0 Not even out of bed and already thinking about how big of a nap I'm going to have when I get home 😴 😴 TrainSen 0 Not even sure how or why that previous Tweet popped into my head but I felt compelled to share it with you. Creepy, I know TrainSen 0 not every black man is a nigga or a nigro there are kaffirs 2 thats us alikho i nigga lakwa mkhize i kaffir lelo TrainSen 0 Not feeling good this morning 😷 TrainSen 0 #not going to math today (-: TrainSen 0 not gone do 2much, but happy 20th birthday to the love of my life. my lovebug. enjoy I love you. 👫 @RetrosNbankroll TrainSen 0 Not had chance to upload my first post as I've got a horrible cold! Here's a sneak peak #firstblogpost #nails #new TrainSen 0 #NOT happy at all! 😔 TrainSen 0 No that's not fucking creepy. TrainSen 0 Not having to set your alarm #bestfeelingever TrainSen 0 no, the grass isn't greener on the other side, the grass is only green where you water it TrainSen 0 Nothin better than FGL on these long bus rides TrainSen 0 nothing beats laying in bed on a shitty day with lattes while watching pll ☕️ 😍 ❤️ TrainSen 0 Nothing beats the smell of a freshly cut Christmas tree 🎄 TrainSen 0 nothing beats the smell of freshly brewed coffee ☕️ TrainSen 0 Nothing better than being curled up on the couch watching Christmas movies because it's the most wonderful time of the year. TrainSen 0 Nothing better than the smell of freshly dyed hair 💙💙💙 TrainSen 0 Nothing brings a family together like a good ol ' roast. TrainSen 0 Nothing brings a family together like a random text from Gramma to her entire contact list that makes no sense to anyone. TrainSen 0 Nothing brings our family together quicker than home cooked food. My Seattle family arrives tomorrow and lasagna TrainSen 0 Nothing brings you and ya girl together like a pregnancy scare TrainSen 0 Nothing compares to a beautiful conversation with a beautiful mind. ❤️ TrainSen 0 NOTHING COULD RUIN MY MOOD AT THIS POINT IM SO HAPPY IM SO GLAD I BOUGHT ALL OF THOSE COPIES AND STREAMED IT NON STOP I REGRET NOTHING TrainSen 0 Nothing for me to do -_- TrainSen 0 Nothing for me to do but have one last cry 🎧 TrainSen 0 Nothing I hate more than a pub full of children. I don't want. To sit. With your children. TrainSen 0 Nothing in your social life in high school will ever matter in college so take lots of naps & don't care if you look cool TrainSen 0 nothing is more beautiful than when the whole stadium is singing cielito lindo TrainSen 0 Nothing is worse than negative people... So ugly. TrainSen 0 Nothing is wrong or right in this world.. Everything is relative TrainSen 0 Nothing is wrong with you, he is just a cheater. And he will never stop being a cheater TrainSen 0 Nothing left to do but put it in a sweet TrainSen 0 Nothing like a little Biochem in the morning TrainSen 0 Nothing like a nice early morning coffee in Hollywood! Love it here! TrainSen 0 nothing like color jet plumes TrainSen 0 Nothing like having your own. TrainSen 0 Nothing like the rain, nothing like the rain #MTVStars 5 Seconds Of Summer #ARIAS5SOS 21 TrainSen 0 Nothing like the smell of freshly cleaned sheets TrainSen 0 Nothing like waking up, putting on your newest record and falling back asleep #thelumineers #ilovenotworking TrainSen 0 nothing more frustrating than when the aux stops working for no good reason TrainSen 0 Nothing pisses me off more then fake people. If you don't like someone, don't act like you do #AreYouSerious #LikeReally TrainSen 0 Nothing pisses me off more then when people have nothing better to do then criticize people's choices TrainSen 0 nothing to do 😴 TrainSen 0 Nothing to do and I'm not sleepy TrainSen 0 Nothing to do a Saturday night what's new? TrainSen 0 Nothing worse than a negative nancy trying to ruin other people's happiness TrainSen 0 Nothing worse than negative energyy TrainSen 0 Nothing worse than negative ppl 😑 - That's right TrainSen 0 Nothing worse than surrounding yourself with someone who is negative all the time. TrainSen 0 Not in a very happy mood anymore. TrainSen 0 not just a coincidence #confirmed TrainSen 0 Not knowing how to fight don't make a nigga scary TrainSen 0 Not knowing is the worst feeling ever TrainSen 0 -- not knowing what vibe we wanted to give off and scrapping entire songs after days of work because they didn't feel right. We are both --- TrainSen 0 Not knowing when people are using TrainSen 0 Not little girls in particular, @AstaLokidottir. It sounds creepy when you say it that way. TrainSen 0 Not looking forward to changing my own dressing tomorrow 🤕 TrainSen 0 Not looking forward to donning a sparkly blue dress for my punters on saturday! TrainSen 0 Not looking forward to presenting at Pre -Professional Day tomorrow, but I get to dress up tomorrow, so I guess that makes it a little better TrainSen 0 Not looking forward to wearing a dress later. Freezinell TrainSen 0 @not_MacobJclean I was wearing pants but like I was freaking out that they didn't feel right & just hulked them I was just trying to TrainSen 0 not much it's a little hot down here TrainSen 0 Not much was missed. Lots of angry guys along the way but that's 'cause I'm gay. I have a very beautiful girlfriend though. @LostHeirx TrainSen 0 @NotofTheNorm - Thanks for following. God bless you and your family and ministry and business. TrainSen 0 Not one for fancy dress but looking forward to tonight TrainSen 0 @Notoriousaurus... fancy him so much, then I am willing to try it! 😉😃 Hehehe, I think the way we love this man is adorable! 😃 😍 😍 😘 😘💙 xxxx TrainSen 0 not pressed for friends, I don't give a fuck about these bitches TrainSen 0 No train whining from me today so I give you this RT General weirdness involved in catching a train in Australia TrainSen 0 Not right now, no. But thanks for reaching out. TrainSen 0 Not saying 1 shouldn't talk about this, Rather use this to talk about all those who got seat cos of connections not merits. #lalubetaraj TrainSen 0 Not seein any prayers for Mali. TrainSen 0 Not seeing or talking to anyone for a week is the best thing ever TrainSen 0 Not sure if a Teddy Bear family with a sign saying All Are Welcome is creepy or not TrainSen 0 Not sure if I'm really sarcastic or if I'm actually a peice of shit TrainSen 0 Not sure what's worse - the pass from Tomkins or the piece of goalkeeping from Adrian. TrainSen 0 Not sure what's worse - this third quarter or our whiny ass negative fans on Twitter. TrainSen 0 Not sure why I get so stressed signing up for classes, worst case is I'll take/ pay for a class I don't need.. no that's still pretty bad 😐 TrainSen 0 Not sure why they didn't just stop making movies after Drumline. It's the summit of modern cinema. Nick Cannon is a #drum #crazy #rebel. TrainSen 0 @NotTheFilter Like it's Saturday night and I have nothing to do. It sucks TrainSen 0 Not the usual career path for a CL and PL winner - nice piece on @vdsar1970 on his Marketing Dir role at @AFCAjax TrainSen 0 NOT THIS CREEPY THING AGAIN THIS ACTUALLY FREAKS ME OUT WHAT IS THIS TrainSen 0 @nottlee i laughed way more than i shouldve TrainSen 0 Not to be a creep, but you have a smile that can change someone's day! " Kinda creepy but sweet ☺️ TrainSen 0 Not to be creepy, but... " *says something creepy * TrainSen 0 #NOT TO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!! TrainSen 0 not too bad when you have the best neighbors TrainSen 0 Not too late to get involved, peeps. Event should be great - but tix are going super fast! TrainSen 0 Not to sound creepy but cool to see @scott_mcgregor at the @WHLHurricanes across the way #rinkside TrainSen 0 Not used to getting outta work early because I have time to do something but nothing to do TrainSen 0 not wearing makeup today and I actually feel okay 😊 TrainSen 0 Not yet - Can't decide what dress to wear! See you soon - Really looking forward to it! TrainSen 0 Not your 3 minute cigarette break TrainSen 0 @nounoufbabyy hell yeah you look huge #sarcasm TrainSen 0 @nour_noursyam Oh that's real great to hear finally 😉 I'll be soon dealing with Pre Boards 1...! I hope they're good enough xx TrainSen 0 #NOW92 Track 23 is @TheVampsband - 'Wake Up ' great to have you on NOW again boys! TrainSen 0 Now all these mothers are showing me pictures of their sons for potential life partners. What a day TrainSen 0 Now decide to check emails and this was waiting hehehe I feel good about my decision n I really love my Soc tutor TrainSen 0 Now don't be hoping on the bandwagon hoes! TrainSen 0 Now I don't mean to brag... but THIS... is how you give proper credit. ALWAYS BE GENEROUS @rsdgproductions TrainSen 0 now i got a bad headache! TrainSen 0 Now I'm off work I'm shocked at the amount of cold callers.. I'm gonna start ignoring the door! TrainSen 0 Now is the BEST Time to Buy Your Ski Gear - from the archives TrainSen 0 Now it makes sense #hownice TrainSen 0 Now normally I hate the weekly words but yo mr. ramsey! This episode was sick TrainSen 0 No woman wants to add a disappointment to her count. So you'd rather just go without. Lol shit stressful. TrainSen 0 No wonder I hate myself. I ended up telling him i was sick. TrainSen 0 No words can explain how much we love u Meng! Her simplicity makes her more beautiful! @mainedcm #ALDUBFixedMarriage TrainSen 0 Now Playing Aerosmith - Deuces Are Wild TrainSen 0 #Now Playing Charles Jenkins & Fellowship Chicago - War TrainSen 0 Now Playing : " Doin ' What She Likes " By " Blake Shelton " is on Q106. 8 Country TrainSen 0 Now Playing : Fortress Around Your Heart - Sting #listen TrainSen 0 Now Playing Heatwave - Always and Forever @Power1049 #Kokomo TrainSen 0 Now Playing Late Nights & Early Mornings Mixtape by Young Lion via @DatPiff TrainSen 0 Now playing #OfVerona - #Breathe on OCEAN RADIO CHILLED TrainSen 0 Now Playing @_reezyree - Like My Steez (Feat. Fred Nice ) #hits105. 1 LISTEN LIVE TrainSen 0 Now playing : The Dixie Cups - Chapel Of Love on TrainSen 0 Now Playing : With All I Am I will worship you Lord... Happy Sunday Aldubnations #ALDUBFightForLove TrainSen 0 Now, Putin, let put this to work and bring some long needed peace in the middle east! TrainSen 0 Now serving in the Jersey Spirit Tasting Room - Warm Jersey Apple Hooch. A great cure for the cool weather! TrainSen 0 Now serving up great coffee from @topecacoffee. Come get you some! TrainSen 0 Now she's saying she's not been to sleep yet cos the costa she had yesterday made her 'high as a kite ' ffs mum TrainSen 0 Now she thinkin ' she gorgeous   Never keeps a boyfriend, she fucking everybody, little nasty bitch TrainSen 0 NOW : #SPECIAL 50 %OFF on our House #HotSake! Come warm up with friends, this special is available from 5pm - 10pm. We are Open Until 2am! TrainSen 0 now that I don't have school for a week I don't know what to do with my life 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 Now that I'm out of breath from dancing all by myself - LoL - it's time to finish my MBA forum homework. Before the next burst of energy. TrainSen 0 Now that's just good teaching right there! Can't wait to play tonight! TrainSen 0 Now the thinking settles in #great? TrainSen 0 Now time to go home and do this assignment due in 5 days that i havent started TrainSen 0 Now u know now u know, true friends stab u in the front TrainSen 0 now whoever tries to call you on your bullshits a hater? TrainSen 0 Now would be a great time for DirecTv Alex Ross to show up. TrainSen 0 NOW YOUR NIGHTMARE COMES TO LIFE TrainSen 0 Now you understand how I'm feeling It's definitely love that I'm needing Boom, boom, boom my heart's beating We better stay in bed #Ohrwurm ❤ TrainSen 0 @noyeosin and 2) WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE TO WAIT TIL MARCH FOR MORE? like I can understand one release a month but 4 FREAKING MONTHS? TrainSen 0 np cigarettes after sex, nothing's gonna hurt you baby TrainSen 0 #NP My new song out now. GO HOME #ROGER -- Listen here TrainSen 0 @NPRCodeSwitch my mom always packed food on vacations... And we'd sometimes eat bad food at the one open diner TrainSen 0 NP Roy's Home Improvement AD - Roy's Home Improv AD On " The Positive Voice Of New York " #YHR TrainSen 0 @nrhrsd HAHAAH WHY HUMAIDI IS A PIGEON BABE U DONT HAVE TO SAY HAHAA 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 @NtombsDee so I guess u Xhosas have so much love 4 each other! Good 4 u...! TrainSen 0 @nujjan81 the incoming call then most likely you were outside of your local calling area. If you need help with your plan and it's TrainSen 0 @Number10gov @NicolaSturgeon I asked Nicola if she will represent all the expats working in EU, that did not have a vote, no representation. TrainSen 0 Numb he's so cold he doesn't feel a thing @rihanna #pandora TrainSen 0 @nurkic23 okay, when I saw this my heart melted. #memories #alfatiha #blessed TrainSen 0 Nutella and toast is my weakness I LOVE IT TrainSen 0 nutella covered strawberries are my actual weakness TrainSen 0 Nutella is my weakness TrainSen 0 nvm, haircut and shower, then all the animu. Just 2 shorts and OPM today, so it's pretty slick TrainSen 0 nvm im ugly tht would never happen lOl TrainSen 0 Nwei, dahil mahal ko ang RaStro. Video downloaded on all gadgets, currently converting the songs to MP3 TrainSen 0 @NWKStandTall yup! It's pretty cool but it depends whether they are calls or not! TrainSen 0 N! xxas get tha girl of their dreams & still make tha girl life a nightmare, than say these hoes for everybody TrainSen 0 @nyaliss I appreciate that you call Starset a lifestyle, though. It kind of is, especially for nerdy/scientific music fans like myself. TrainSen 0 @Nyanderpful Birds can't hug, but here is one that wishes he could. TrainSen 0 @NYDailyNews He doesn't deserve 1 penny of that amount. He DESERVES a trial and jail time. But we don't have trials for bank execs, do we? TrainSen 0 @nytimes and it's your business because?in the US there are no princes but they don't pay taxes and take their money to the Cayman Islands. TrainSen 0 @nytimes Any self respecting American would not ride in a cab with that foreign filth committed to overthrowing USA. Animals. TrainSen 0 @nytimes Ask Kelly about her heated moment with Brit Hume to get a hot spot on Fox which resulted a divorce from 1st husband... TrainSen 0 @nytimes Because there isn't going to be one world government most people don't want that we want borders! Hey liberals kiss my ass! TrainSen 0 @nytimes Better watch for cartels who can launch mortar attack. These guys are well armed these days & they hate him. TrainSen 0 @nytimes come on really? That's fucked up, I swear people these days are just plain just doing whatever to get on the news it's sad TrainSen 0 @nytimes destroyed the country and pretends to be victim! Don't let the door hit you on the way out. TrainSen 0 @nytimes In itself this is a bigly signal of defeat. He's never even taken a dump that didn't have the name TRUMP on it. TrainSen 0 @nytimes in ny they through me out of a cafe just i ate my own bread too TrainSen 0 @nytimes It's going to be really funny when the rest of the vote comes in and shows Trump in the lead. TrainSen 0 @nytimes it's not about the country it's about tearing down Obama legacy because he's black. TrainSen 0 @nytimes I would tell Brazil to go get bent TrainSen 0 @nytimes, l all they're trying to do is take the heat off them TrainSen 0 @nytimes @nytopinion black on white crime is covered up it is the biggest lie in America TrainSen 0 @nytimes @nytopinion free speech has gone beyond respect. Show a little class people! Can't you find a way to offend without sounding vulgar TrainSen 0 @nytimes @nytopinion It's not about Hillary pleasing everyone it is about her staying on the path that she has been on since college, caring TrainSen 0 @nytimes people acting like everyone in prisons are rapists and murderers when 80 % are non violent drug offenders TrainSen 0 @nytimes Power is all that matters. He will sandbag this. It's kind of an all or nothing moment tho ain't it? Choose wisely bureaucrat. TrainSen 0 @nytimes RIP NYT. If nothing else comes out of this election, at least we all know where NOT to find facts. TrainSen 0 @nytimes " She hit her head so hard in the fall that she sometimes forgets to rinse the soap from her butthole " - Bill Clinton TrainSen 0 @nytimes So are you allowed to speak up if people say stupid things? Not to embarrass them of course, but just to say, disagree? Or nah? TrainSen 0 @nytimes telecommuting saves lives people injured need to work veterans the disabled and work comp injured deserve to work. TrainSen 0 @nytimes That is low debt for a company worth billions TrainSen 0 @nytimes The Brazilian people demand and deserve more than that, above all, sincerity and the whole truth. TrainSen 0 @nytimes. The face u make when everyone knows your guilty but you don't give a shit. TrainSen 0 @nytimes @UpshotNYT you would forecast a win for @HillaryClinton if every other poll showed her losing can't bite the hand that feeds you TrainSen 0 @nytimes Waleed's story doesnt mention the petition in parliament to fix the problem TrainSen 0 @nytimes was a message show in music in light of the current protest going on into cities. Need Freedom song rings true TrainSen 0 @nytimes weiner can't stop sending pictures of his weiner. More evidence that we live in a simulation. TrainSen 0 @nytimes your fact checker has proven to be broken! Or wrong. We've done neutral checks and it seems to not providing info on Clinton's lies TrainSen 0 @nytpolitics @nytimes that's what happens when you try to create the news instead of reporting it#justsayin TrainSen 0 @nytpolitics @nytime that's not true because the Obamacare is good for our economy, by decreasing the health insurance on the workers. TrainSen 0 @nytpolitics Trump has lied to them too. Feel bad for them in that they are being conned TrainSen 0 Obama Claims He's Visited 57 States : #Memories TrainSen 0 Obama just got caught in another big lie – this one rewrites history  completely TrainSen 0 Obama says ClimateChange is our greatest threat while Americans don't have it in the top ten! @cspanwj #PJNET #P2 #TLOT #TCOT #VOTE16 #FAIL TrainSen 0 Obama's not afraid of extremists, he stands up to rain clouds. ☔️With a marine holding his umbrella 💧@RealJamesWoods TrainSen 0 Obama's war on Global Warming going great. TrainSen 0 Obama wants to reverse climate change, so that when Christianity is wiped out, Muslims will have a clean environment. #HowNice TrainSen 0 @OBEY__DukeMack only you appreciate my annoying tendencies 😂 😊 TrainSen 0 @ObeyOwls and first shower just after then :) so proud TrainSen 0 Obi wan doesn't understand me, he's jealous & wants to ruin my life " *Anakin throws tantrum* " Well that's attractive " us in unison TrainSen 0 @obiwaniko buy me one and I'll charge your phone for you. TrainSen 0 #obsessed! If you love great writing and great music -- get ready to fall in love with @MitchAlbom all over again! TrainSen 0 Obviously I would drive down a one way street :) wow how did I pass my test TrainSen 0 Obvs if those scooter riders used PT their roads would be even more clear of traffic, but the point is cars take up A LOT OF road space. TrainSen 0 @OchoSingkhek I didnt need help. after all ;) well some what #kennings. TrainSen 0 @OConnorBigTom guess who's actually smoke free! TrainSen 0 @october_sam I could not handle, I needed you to know TrainSen 0 Odd #socks. Neither of which has the correct day on them. THAT'S how I roll. #rebel #oddsocks TrainSen 0 O DIA QUE O YOUTUBE PAROU : CAUÊ MOURA VS MUSSOUMANO WHAT A DAY WHAT A LOVELY DAY TrainSen 0 @odyyy_17 Your schedule is always packed dude TrainSen 0 @OERIGEROI what the funk, you're such a good friend! ily! and btw, have a good day ahead cutie TrainSen 0 Of all the bodily functions that could be contagious, thank god it's the yawn. TrainSen 0 Of course no one's gonna RT or Fav my last tweet because everyone's a ghost follower and nobody EVER reads my tweets. D : TrainSen 0 Of course our three day weekend would be full of rain TrainSen 0 Of course she understands when you call her horrible names. That's why she's gone to bed. Come back Bonnie. I love you ❤️ ❤️ TrainSen 0 Of course this school screws me over every time #math #not even a math teacher 😶 😑 TrainSen 0 Ofcourse Twitter trolls are Toxic, but Your ISIS and others terrorist organizations are Sweet. They really care 4 u TrainSen 0 of coz it's becoz they dont accept you. But if were to ask why so it happen, don't you think there's a possibility to my reason? TrainSen 0 @offclASTRO your lovely smiles always brightens my day! you make me feel happy so I want you to feel happy too TrainSen 0 off her lips. * " Don't go after them, please. They did everything they could do to make me feel better. But, before I (5/12) TrainSen 0 @OfficialBaileyM Hi Baileyyyyy 😊 😊 Im a solid bailona fan 😂 Please do reply to us ♡ TrainSen 0 Official last day of work & first day of maternity leave 😁 TrainSen 0 Officially team iPhone and I'm super excited TrainSen 0 @OfficialMelB and forget the haters they are just hating bc aren't as cool as you TrainSen 0 @OfficialMelB Ms Brown its not just your great beauty, its also your spirit and personality that has so many of us in total like with you. TrainSen 0 @Officialneha happy birthday! Hope you've a wonderful year ahead and always stay cheerful the way you're TrainSen 0 @Officialneha many many happy returns of the day... have wonderful year ahead TrainSen 0 Off to bed mega tired il be ok tomorrow laters much love TrainSen 0 Off to bed ready for my 4. 30am wake up call 😩 but on the bright side, day of fashion shows for spring/summer 2016 tomorrow in London 😎👗 TrainSen 0 Off to Jamaica manana! Even though this trip isn't precipitated by the best circumstances, I'm looking forward to being home with fam :-) TrainSen 0 Off to London -- Paris, about to shoot a new video for a new song called " Highschool Never Ends " TrainSen 0 Off to see Imagine Dragons with @CharlotteyBirch. Knew nothing about today #sneaky TrainSen 0 Off work!... To bad I have to Go home do laundry, take a shower, and finish about a weeks worth of homework 😅 TrainSen 0 @ofgl0ry I never got angry really bad I just get really really sarcastic TrainSen 0 @OGJudy_ needa braid my hair too TrainSen 0 O God we thank you for a successful NEC Meeting of the AYFNig held from Fri 20 -22/2015 @ Christian Retreat TrainSen 0 Oh, & 2 lots of ear rubs from @simthings in 1 week was FAB/really made my day! Must have those more often... then I can sit on your lap! TrainSen 0 Oh @AmericanAir #fail Its been 35 minutes n nothing, will my priority luggage come out 1st or last like yesterday TrainSen 0 oh and guess what, I'm usually right TrainSen 0 Oh and I failed my crops test. That's a shocker TrainSen 0 @OhChelseaRaeXO papa johns pizza is the best tho lmao I love it TrainSen 0 Oh christ are you going to ambers party? ffs - yeah why wouldn't I woo woo! TrainSen 0 oh cool you actually did it! Don't drown in the wave of kids following you. TrainSen 0 Oh damnnn, Walk the Moon has rhythm. Move them hips boyyy. I'll dance to that. #challengeaccepted #AMAs TrainSen 0 Oh dang, I'm SOO happy you're SOO in love now.. ya know, considering that a week ago you weren't together. TrainSen 0 Oh. dats nice Drogba visited Cobhams today ama read his inteRview lateR on the website #DD11 #Legend #CFC TrainSen 0 Oh Dear Lord... Now I'm even more terrified by who's going to be killed! @ScottMGimple @TWDFamilyy TrainSen 0 Oh don't all contact me at once! TrainSen 0 Oh don't let me interrupt your busy schedule 😒 TrainSen 0 oh em gee! i've got my most favorite girls in the world in my stats class! agh ima die from excitement :)))) TrainSen 0 Oh god! This is not so good news for Pratt TrainSen 0 oh good lord. She looks like one of those crazy bitches that would drown all her kids. TrainSen 0 oh great the sun is out TrainSen 0 Oh hey y'all, I forgot being ghetto was the new thing.? #notcute TrainSen 0 OHHH, my cat face was half black and half brown. Looks just like yours TrainSen 0 @Ohhh_Nava pus no mamo guey 😂 just blessing yo dreams. Appreciate it damn 😒 TrainSen 0 oh honey your so obsessed with me lol stalker... I love you really as your a fab friend and HQ TrainSen 0 ohh! oops! HAHAHA! 😂 😂 — HAHAH its okay! But thank you little one see u soon 😘 😚 TrainSen 0 Oh how I love the dentist TrainSen 0 Oh how I love work TrainSen 0 Oh how nice it would be to be back in high school and not have anything to worry about but who buys their followers 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 ohh shit! i have felt this alot of times! TrainSen 0 Oh I agree! Unbound worked SO much better because the dynamic was already established, instead of having to build it up. TrainSen 0 oh, I believe the game is seriously afoot now #cbb uk TrainSen 0 Ohio State women's volleyball looking to end Wisconsin's winning streak #Lantern TrainSen 0 @OhioStFootball nope no foolin this Buckeye TrainSen 0 @oh_k_ yay I'm so happy for you 🍕🍕🍕 TrainSen 0 oh late night anxiety attacks how I love you #not TrainSen 0 Oh look at him, he is gorgeous I'd marry that man. Does he have a grandpa? "... back off Nana that's my boyfriend. TrainSen 0 oh look I tried and still failed like always! Shocker TrainSen 0 oh man i can't wait to go to bed that is gonna be awesome TrainSen 0 @ohmgt! i love our family TrainSen 0 Oh Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey Hey Mickey! Admit it, you didn't read that, you sang it. TrainSen 0 Oh miss! You shouldn't walk in the rain like that! Here!*turns into an umbrella * TrainSen 0 @ohmistyeye I always come up with the best ideas I swear. TrainSen 0 OH MY GOD! I might just cry! I SOOOO wanted this book! YAY! Thanks so much @Mom_Books_Wine, DM coming up! XX TrainSen 0 Oh my god the last time I checked you didn't go with that, stfu and stop trying to be me it's not cute its creepy, weird, and not you. TrainSen 0 oh my goodness this is an email on my chapel blackboard I LOVE MY SCHOOL TrainSen 0 Oh my gosh! Can you imagine @JessieJ playing piano on her tour while singing a song. I would die and go to heaven. #sheisanangel TrainSen 0 Oh my gosh you get in trouble with the cops you're so cool dude I just wish I was you. TrainSen 0 Oh my lanta... this gym has no A/C.?#gonnapassout TrainSen 0 Oh no awkward photos #lovethetron TrainSen 0 Oh no.. Day 2 of sleeping at 4am, waking up at 9am and eating a heavy breakfast, falling back to sleep and (cont ) TrainSen 0 oh no i gotta do so much stuff today why didn't i finish my homework when i had so much free time TrainSen 0 Oh NO I have to go! Try to trend #tellusaustin! @AustinMahone now you have to wait until I get back because you waited to long! TrainSen 0 Oh no I'm showing my butt off so that means I want attention and comments about my butt TrainSen 0 Oh no, is this real? Ha? It's a shocker! Why her 😭 She's my bet! She never failed to impress all of us with her dishes! #MasterChefAsia TrainSen 0 oh no jersey shore is over i can't contain my tears #thatshowwasawful TrainSen 0 Oh nooo they're out there Liv! Have you asked your local store manager when they'll be getting them in? TrainSen 0 oh no that's so kind! I'm crying... It's just amazing for me to read this words! #queen #bestwoman 👑👒 TrainSen 0 Oh please don't care to much. TrainSen 0 Oh please God say YES! 😂 #missyall #jealous #CantWait #loveyou TrainSen 0 oh, pls. Dont you see the RT @TOIIndiaNews When Armstrong apologised to Indira Gandhi TrainSen 0 oh plz birather... but yes i agree u better than many... but this is the vey first line TrainSen 0 Oh Sansa, you have the best ideas. TrainSen 0 oh school I love you so much #not TrainSen 0 oh shit I'm dead " we are one TrainSen 0 Oh snap! I'm really excited to see @schreiber_pablo & #JackBlack in #TheBrink! TrainSen 0 Oh sorry it's a tweet chat let me charge my phone sharply. i have some questions I have been meaning to ask sef TrainSen 0 Oh! So u can qualify when I should & shouldnt b offended & u can also try to justify ur insult & STILL NOT APOLOGIZE?! :D #awesome TrainSen 0 Oh so we lost charlie adam #score #deadlineday TrainSen 0 Oh sweet hotel bed I love thee Let me count the ways TrainSen 0 Oh sweet lord Tate Langdon is so fucking amazing I swear. I don't think I've ever fallen in love with a character so fast. TrainSen 0 Oh the dream I had last night. Melted into my pillow. I made peace with the times I had forgot. But, all I gathered turned into sand. TrainSen 0 oH the house we went to for the thanksgiving dinner was adorable and I wish I were living in a house with friends TrainSen 0 Oh the smell of a freshly killed week 😌 TrainSen 0 Oh the smell of freshly washed laundry ❤️ TrainSen 0 Oh this car ride with big d dalton & alexa will be just awesome.. ha TrainSen 0 Oh wait, he takes the garbage out, my bad. #mrwonderful TrainSen 0 OH WELL ITS A SCHOOL NIGHT & CANT STAY HERE NO LONGER.. VOTE PLS AND MAKE EM WIN. #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 Oh, wow! It seems I'm the best dressed at the party! #SUPERSTARLIFE TrainSen 0 Oh wow @louisa that was one of the best vocals I've ever heard on @TheXFactor! See you tomorrow! TrainSen 0 oh yeah, I kinda used to be skinny and I had long +brown hair. I like my hair now... but I hate myself. TrainSen 0 Oh yeah moody isn't packed at all, keep letting kids in please. TrainSen 0 oh yea I agree, but I think they thought Lamb would develop much like he is in charlotte and I like Adams, but he gives u TrainSen 0 oh, you wanted me to lie. (V_v ) #FOLLOW TrainSen 0 Oído al pasar : me : my job sucks people : why don't you do what you enjoy me : capitalism has determined that TrainSen 0 @oikawatoruu it was great! though i kinda wished i'm not on my period and for there to be no tests tomorrow :( TrainSen 0 Oi Oii @Louis_Tomlinson #MadeInTheAM is siiick! Your voice made us proud My bday is in ˗ˏˋ19ˎˊ ˗days your follow is the best gift 🌸👅🍥 34, 901 TrainSen 0 Oit Gendut, nah.. I don't care if you speak broken English but please improve ☺️ Tau! 😠 TrainSen 0 OKAY BITCHES I STILL STUCK W BIEBER SINCE DAY ONE, ALL YOU BANDWAGON HOES HAVE A SEAT! TrainSen 0 Okay but don't get angry at your girlfriend for stuff like that?¿ TrainSen 0 Okay but like, if I go to your house and you have a fridge full of nothing but yogurt I will leave and never speak to you ever again. TrainSen 0 Okay but who wants to go get a tattoo with me today TrainSen 0 Okay? But you went OUT OF UR WAY to tweet abt it? So... #OBSESSED TrainSen 0 Okay, enough Twitter for today. But remember : @BrotherOffice has bad customer service and bad printers. #brotherofficefail TrainSen 0 Okay everyone hold... HOLD... we will slide down and all attack at once! " - Ice cubes in the bottom of a cup TrainSen 0 Okay ffs sleep attempt #3 leggo TrainSen 0 Okay guys. I'm having a rough time myself today. Keep me in your prayers please. TrainSen 0 okay! I agree TrainSen 0 Okay. I am in Britain. The sex scandal headlines all include the work " spanking. " TrainSen 0 Okay I flinched then laughed this time LMAO TrainSen 0 Okay if they release it today, I want you to know that I love you all. #IKWYDLSVideo TrainSen 0 Okay I have three weeks left with my kids but today they keep making me cry. #pullittogether TrainSen 0 okay I'll talk to him later time to get in the shower :) so proud that he did it? TrainSen 0 Okay, I love them pretty much but while I'm drawing them I only want them to burn in hell. TrainSen 0 okay I'm going to do my home work brb TrainSen 0 Okay I'm going to try really hard today to get shit done lol TrainSen 0 Okay. I need new series. I need Power and Orange Is The New Black Season 3. Something to keep me occupied in December. TrainSen 0 okay, I understand people wanting to evacuate for this little tropical storm, but all the gas stations in wiggins are out of unleaded gas. TrainSen 0 Okay I've been up but ngl I'm chugging along today sleepy sea potato TrainSen 0 Okay I woke up to buy it now my butt is going back to sleep. Love you guys. Proud #KAMFAM right here. #KalinAndMylesAlbum @KalinAndMyles TrainSen 0 okay jk but really im so excited to see the lightwoods on the shadowhunters my precious babies TrainSen 0 okay let me do my home work. TrainSen 0 Okay most of y'all bandwagon hoes can get off Yoongi's dick 😒 TrainSen 0 Okay now it's finally hitting me that I'm seeing Demi today. I'm so excited! TrainSen 0 Okay people, let's get this party started! Happy Birthday Madonna! TrainSen 0 Okay so if Larry isn't real explain this subtle answer please 😫 @Louis_Tomlinson @Harry_Styles TrainSen 0 Okay - so this is what happened earlier, and what we're going to do to stop it happening again : Apologies again all. TrainSen 0 Okay so today I said I wish my face was longer and less circular and someone turned around and said " no you have a great face " noice TrainSen 0 okay, so what I learnt today is I need to start watching #Scandal ASAP. #TGIT TrainSen 0 Okay today I will work on my #NaNoWriMo novel I swear. 2000 words. That's all I need today. TrainSen 0 Okay. Today's the day. You got this big guy... Eh... We'll try again tomorrow. " -my hair TrainSen 0 Okay. Today was a mishap. I have to make up for it tomorrow as well as start recording my EP. Hahahaha what is sleep who needs it anyway TrainSen 0 Okay ttyl.. I have some homework to finish. Love you all. Stay blessed ❤️ TrainSen 0 @okayxharold we would love school TrainSen 0 OK, but seriously. I ACTUALLY COULD NOT HANDLE ANOTHER AJ FLASHBACK LIKE OMG SHE'S SO FUCKING ADORABLE TrainSen 0 ok ended... as much as i love surprises pls give me some warning lol TrainSen 0 Ok Ezekiel Elliott and Carnell Jones what happens when a NFL team calls the wrong play? Do you quit and join the Canadian Football League? TrainSen 0 ok goodnight i love calum hood the beautiful king of nail polish TrainSen 0 @OkieBorg you're emote didn't show up for me. I have a stupid android. But I assume it was something along the lines of : 😑 TrainSen 0 Ok I had a broken leg, a ruptured disk in my neck and a torn vertebrae! But I prayed today so I'm okay! As for my TrainSen 0 Ok, I'll put it another way. If religion were to disappear overnight, what would be the negative consequences? Would we be worse off? TrainSen 0 ok I meant people that actually follow me not creepy guys that search " add me on snapchat " on Twitter haha ok TrainSen 0 ok i'm going to finish the bloody homework tonight! Word my Marks! TrainSen 0 ok? I'm just asking you to explain yourself so we can have a conversation? TrainSen 0 Ok. I need to pay closer attention during auctions. I bought something I absolutely did not want or need to carry back to VA. TrainSen 0 Ok I really need to watch what I say to people on Hypixel xD Im probs about to get punished for what I did.. Plus my names Freylise (1/2) TrainSen 0 ok like my stomach didn't hurt until I sat down why this TrainSen 0 Ok Liverpool, now you are scaring me TrainSen 0 ok nvm holiday cheer over my cat just burned his tail on a candle and I almost set myself on fire trying to extinguish him sos TrainSen 0 Ok so today Was good until after school Which sucked b/c I do cc and it's like 100 degrees out & a bunch of other crap #funday TrainSen 0 OK that's cool, don't look for any open shots or anything. Good job Draymond. TrainSen 0 Ok, they need the money, and we need the show. TrainSen 0 ok those were sweeping generalizations but duterte terrifies me because he wants to bring back the glory of the marcos regime and im just no TrainSen 0 Ok we are ready for winter to be done now. Bring back the sun. TrainSen 0 Ok, we get it. You're a lesbian. Stop hashtagging all your pics with #onelove and #oneheart already TrainSen 0 Ok what a great ending! #trueblood TrainSen 0 ok wtf i didnt know jr bourne was in thirteen ghosts wtf what a coincidence TrainSen 0 OK WTF IS WRONG WITH MY PHONR CHARGER IM PISISNG TrainSen 0 Ok you hoes you can stop now everyone knows you're just a bandwagon & dont give a shit about soccer 😧 TrainSen 0 @oldandfeelit Trying to find a home for very beautiful Gobi.. He needs help to stay safe in Cyprus.. can you help? TrainSen 0 @oldelpasouk trying this bad boy for tea tonight :-) TrainSen 0 Old enough to know better, young enough to take a dare TrainSen 0 Old Gold Mines (at Pikes Peak ) TrainSen 0 Old songs bring back so many good memories. TrainSen 0 Old white ppl got nothing better to do lol TrainSen 0 Olive Garden is always packed, but its worth the wait 😍 TrainSen 0 @OliverBaxxter it's impossible not to have a great time at your shows ❤️ TrainSen 0 @oliviamxrtin cough cough Lina can't wait TrainSen 0 @OllieMarland Have fun an stay safe x TrainSen 0 @ollyofficial "I don't even know your name, I wish we could talk but I don't have a number to call... " AMAZING SONG! TrainSen 0 @OllyOfficial will they be any album signings for the new album TrainSen 0 @Omaidus There is always FIR. Then JIT and minority protest and Media Talk. Dont believe on bullshits of @Razarumi TrainSen 0 @Omegafilter Nope, just still really sick and playing otome games on my phone like 2D BOIS 4EVA TrainSen 0 Omfg i freakn HATE being sick TrainSen 0 Omfg it is nearly December and are we really that shocked it's getting cold and it may start snowing? It TrainSen 0 omfg theres this grown man on a razor scooter on the main road abiding all the traffic laws but on a scooter im so TrainSen 0 OMFG this bitch cute af lol TrainSen 0 OMFG WTF IS WRONG WITH TODAYS WEATHRrd FUCK ICaNtEEVEN TyPE TrainSen 0 omg another one @DarkLinkRS TrainSen 0 omg bestfriend you so cute 😂 🤑😏🆗 @iAm_MartinaClay TrainSen 0 OMG dude at the mall play place, stop yelling about politics. Kids are playing. He's practically proselytizing. TrainSen 0 OMG FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, ALMOST DOESN'T COUNT! " --me when my credit card company emails me to let me know I'm near my credit limit. TrainSen 0 Omggggg a new season of its always sunny I cant wait! TrainSen 0 omgg i still need to watch young wild n free mv making but so busy packing! (i say as i constantly rt bap mv making pics )) TrainSen 0 OMG! How did I not know she passed away 2 years ago?!?!?!?! So sad right now! Loved her! TrainSen 0 OMG I can't wait for legends of tomorrow! The subtle hints popping up here and there in arrow and the flash are making me LIVE! HAWK GIRL TrainSen 0 Omg I can't wait to be rid of this stupid android TrainSen 0 Omg I get distracted from homework so easily TrainSen 0 Omgii. @IamJoeyCook followed me 😱😳 😍 😄 thank you thank you 😊.. This really made my day. 😱 😂 TrainSen 0 OMG im one proud momma 😂 ❤️ Congrats Kayla! That's awesome! TrainSen 0 Omg I need a fag ASAP TrainSen 0 OMG I THROUGHT THE THIRD PIC WAS GONNA BE THAT BUSYED ASS PIC LOL I LOVE U THANK U ❤️ TrainSen 0 Omg it just keeps getting better TrainSen 0 Omg I've been listening to my study playlist so much that I forgot I downloaded a mp3 of everyday ;__ ; TrainSen 0 OMG LOL no one is my master... lol... i can't take it so funny sorry. TrainSen 0 #omg low battery, I need charge my phone cell #goodday #monday #INDONESIA TrainSen 0 Omg most insane matriculants, we rather play soccer than study 4 prelims =D @SadieRazak, @Cocoz_25, @xFatima_s, @TasneemKarolia, #Soccer4lyf? TrainSen 0 OMG my face feels so much better after a shower. 🤕🤐 TrainSen 0 Omg my phone went to hearts again. Stupid Android @_Fraydoe TrainSen 0 Omg! #starving I need something yummy... 😞 TrainSen 0 OMG that's awesome TrainSen 0 OMG THE BIEBS IS HERE " LOL SHE'S SO FUNNY! TrainSen 0 Omg, the chair of the diversity committee of my law school reached out to me today to ask if I've been okay. Brb gonna cry. TrainSen 0 omg today is the best day of my life! {so far } can't wait for more TrainSen 0 Omg Who Is Singing Her Voice Lowkey Beautiful 😩 😍 TrainSen 0 OMG you are so cool #Sarcasm TrainSen 0 Omg you're too smart " stfu kiss my feet then Love how he says dumb stuff hahahahaa TrainSen 0 @OmnipotentMeesh thanks, you're such a good friend 😢 TrainSen 0 on a gas station door. I must say, I agree. Dress like a douche, get treated like a douche TrainSen 0 On a lighter note... I went to the @PIGSquad drink & draw event last night with @AmanitaZest &it was SUPER FUN! Can't wait for the next one! TrainSen 0 on a serious note Rellik would be soooooooo much better if he was on beat 😂 😂 😂 #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 Once again he finds himself in the Pi Phi parking lot trying to not be creepy-me in my third person memoir. TrainSen 0 Once I'm off you, I don't want nothing to do with you! TrainSen 0 Once things start to change in a negative way, just prepare for the worse TrainSen 0 once u pass like 579 layers of sadness & no emotion there's actually a really sweet, caring & lovable person in me lmao TrainSen 0 Once you become pregnant you lose a great amount of friends but yet will want to come around when the baby is born. Lol its not happening. TrainSen 0 Once you had the best boy you can't do better ; baby I'm the best so you can't do better TrainSen 0 Once you've been hurt, you're so scared to get attached again. You have this fear that everyone you like is gonna break your heart. TrainSen 0 One accident at liberty and Zeeb, yet another quarter-mile past that on Zeeb. TrainSen 0 One can be very much in love with a woman without wishing to spend the rest of one's life with her. ".. #ALDUBSumptuousLunch TrainSen 0 One date you shouldn't forget. Know how late payments impact credit limit : #itsallaboutmoney TrainSen 0 One day i might learn of his pain but today, that small conversation is a bliss. TrainSen 0 One day... Maybe in about 20 yrs I might actually get a ) 5 Minutes peace & b ) to drink a cup of tea whilst it's still hot! A girl can dream TrainSen 0 One day someone says this to Ashton " I recon you should bang me like the drums tonight 😉 " #MTVStars 5 Seconds of Summer TrainSen 0 One day this week you're going to drive me around so I can find good spots to take pictures I'll give you gas money 😂 😂 😂 @_SeptemberVirgo TrainSen 0 One day u will realize, there's no other person will love you like i do...! TrainSen 0 One Direction are down to earth. TrainSen 0 One direction has won so many awards they should change their name to won direction TrainSen 0 One Direction hugs are so tight they leave marks on eachother TrainSen 0 one direction is so boring why don't they dance TrainSen 0 @onedirection Love watching your acoustic version of OneThing and it's an awesome song & a very cool video too. 😍 TrainSen 0 @onedirection my mom got really sick we almost lost her three times i feel like i have no1 somtimes but i know i have god... TrainSen 0 One direction on the Jonathan Show made my night never laughed so much 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 @onedirection's interview was amazing never laughed so much they should b on @JRossShow more often #1DonJonathanRoss TrainSen 0 One doc went to med school, started residency and then just quit. An interesting blog on @kevinmd TrainSen 0 @oneehunnidloyal I was bout to say sumthin so funny but I held it in lol TrainSen 0 One full week of overtime. Not being home till an average 8:30pm. Even the car could not handle it. Time to rest and look for a new steed. TrainSen 0 @OneLifeAlways : Smile and let them wonder why. TrainSen 0 @onelittlelizard a butt with chips in it i think? TrainSen 0 #OneLove #Cannafamily #www. cannawetalk42o. com Join us each Wednesday night on #blogtalkradio/cannawetalk42o with new guest each week TrainSen 0 #OneLove is playing in the dentists office :) TrainSen 0 One Love (reggae ) - Slave Trade | £29. 99 | #onelove #reggae #vinyl arrived in stock see : TrainSen 0 #OneLove : To acknowledge what is built and keeping away from neglecting the conscious awareness of the manifested TrainSen 0 #Onelove to all our followers people like u make this #world a better place! #progressive #filmmakers #harmony #creativity #success TrainSen 0 One minute I'm angry with him and *boom* the next minute I'm back to the loving girlfriend 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 one mistake from being together but let's not ask why it's not right. you, won't be 17 foreverrr TrainSen 0 One more day to the new gNote. Interesting to note all the media hype on Toronto blogs for this event. #notaniphone #elitist TrainSen 0 one more month until Christmas break #cantwait TrainSen 0 one more " thanks for following message " and I'll block you staright away. TrainSen 0 One more week left until @soleybear27 quince. 😄 #CantWait TrainSen 0 One of my best ideas : freezing Girl Scout Cookies. Good job, Past Rialin. TrainSen 0 One of my favorite cars of all time. Nissan GTR TrainSen 0 One of my professors gave me a test for my bday :-) #hownice TrainSen 0 one of the best guys ever! @Michael5SOS thanks for all and hope U have an a amazin day 😙 ❤ #HappyBirthdayMichael TrainSen 0 one of the best ideas on how to avoid contamination! TrainSen 0 One of the best #PAYDAY2 fan art we have seen! Thanks @KSinobil for being awesome! TrainSen 0 one of the best teams I've seen in my lifetime there free flowing football was great to watch. #Ajax95 TrainSen 0 One of the down side of living along is, u won't find a meal ready for u when u get home TrainSen 0 One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others. -Levi Strauss #DeepThought TrainSen 0 One of those men who finds value in a woman's intelligence, that's attractive TrainSen 0 One percent battery life and it's only 11am What the hell happened Oh right I forgot to CHARGE MY PHONE LAST NIGHT UGHHH BYE4NOW TrainSen 0 one person followed me and 3 people unfollowed me// automatically checked by TrainSen 0 One Simple Tool For Business Success - Jackie Ulmer, Direct Sales and Social Media Trainer TrainSen 0 Ones that pretend they ain't got kids but got a stable full of children... Put them niggas on a list TrainSen 0 ONE STOP SHOP FOR STONERS TrainSen 0 One thing Americans (even the numb & dumb ) can agree on = a fair game! #TV #scifi #FeelTheBern TrainSen 0 one time i went to this party and I locked myself in this room and watched bring it on bc I didn't want to be there TrainSen 0 One week 2moro and I'm off to sunny Cyprus! 1st time in a plane in 15 yrs.. cant wait! @3TheSoul TrainSen 0 On his desk, as he would interrupt his morning schedule to get some breakfast TrainSen 0 @oniiiichannnn happy birthday niichan, ily v much. ur the gr8test big bro ever :-) have an amazin day TrainSen 0 on life this henn got a bihh feeling good af 👅 TrainSen 0 Online retailers keep investing in whizzy websites, when what they need to fix is logistics : TrainSen 0 #OnlineSuccess : Why Building An Excellent Website Is The Key To Unlocking Online Success For... #MakeMoneyOnline TrainSen 0 Only 72 for one Monday night next month in a London @travelodgeuk #bargain TrainSen 0 Only a few pages into Elvis Costello's autobiography but already enjoying it. An amusing & interesting opening. Going to be a great read. TrainSen 0 Only bright side : I can now listen to summer related songs ironically. TrainSen 0 Only Chicago People Will Understand #Memories 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 ONLY focusing on math this weekend is going to suck so bad. #PrayForMiggyflows TrainSen 0 Only hit me up when you need something. TrainSen 0 Only looking forward to the yams Mac & cheese & the dressing TrainSen 0 Only now am I realizing how awesome Lowes is. TrainSen 0 Only thing I miss about Summerlin is that nothing was ever too busy. Shit is always packed southside TrainSen 0 Only tthing I'm looking forward to on thanksgiving is dressing and mac n cheese TrainSen 0 On me Iam hit this bitch in the mouth when I see him like what's yo purpose TrainSen 0 On my home... Lazy post campaign tea tonight, something with BEANS. TrainSen 0 On my way for a roundtable on digital transformation #CIODAY15! TrainSen 0 On my way to Cali with my momma. She is playing 70s music. -_____ - TrainSen 0 on my way to grab your butt & call you my princess " " HAHA that's what i say to all my other bitches TrainSen 0 On my way to @osirisedu year 1 teaching. Excited to meet other teachers and build my ideas bank! #nqt #cpd #teaching TrainSen 0 On my way to the #BajiraoMastaniTrailer launch! Super excited! TrainSen 0 On my way to Vegas for the Boo's bday. The conversation right now on this bus is full of happy people. Great mood for starting TrainSen 0 On Saturday morning, tourists and their wheelie bags were steadily rolling out of the Best Western Opera Diamond, TrainSen 0 On some " you're such a good friend " shit tho TrainSen 0 on that 5s flow, needa get that 6s tho #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 On the bright side, after this semester there's summer, and in summer there's NSTP... Uh... never mind. #nobreaks TrainSen 0 on the bright side atleast we're one step closer to summer TrainSen 0 On the bright side, found a pair of shorts I searched all summer for. TrainSen 0 On the bright side Humana just called to confirm my internship for Summer 2016 😁 😁 TrainSen 0 On the bright side, I accomplished Summer Goal #4 TrainSen 0 on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine TrainSen 0 On the bright side, if I do everything correctly, I should graduate SSC in Summer of 2016 and be at UCF by Fall 2016:) #PursuingLife TrainSen 0 On the bright side, I get to take human sexuality and linguistics online over the summer. TrainSen 0 On the bright side, I have money to buy a copy of The Sword of Summer now. TrainSen 0 on the bright side i have to wake up early tomorrow so i won't be gone for TOO long #MTVStars 5 Seconds of Summer TrainSen 0 On the bright side, I'm signed up for the Kayak Bass League tournaments next summer. TrainSen 0 On the bright side i only have 3 more exams to sit and then summer break :) TrainSen 0 On the bright side my boyfriend is bringing me taco bell and taking me to a concert... where i can listen to gorgeous music and hate life. TrainSen 0 On the bright side of this terrible day I might've just gotten a winter break/summer job TrainSen 0 On the bright side, Scotland did want Independence, at least we get the place to ourselves next summer. #EURO2016 TrainSen 0 On the bright side, summer is in only 29 weeks 😏 😂 😂 😩 😭 TrainSen 0 On the bright side, there's 123 days until summer break TrainSen 0 On the bright side we can have a chocolate milk party of ever 5sos wins. #MTVStars 5 Seconds of Summer TrainSen 0 On the bright side, we'll have 5 mid-terms left before we graduate by the end of this week ** **Summer course not included 😂 TrainSen 0 On the #DayofTheChild let's give our best to build a present of peace for them! TrainSen 0 On the menu Today, a visit to @johnlewisretail to express my gratitude TrainSen 0 On the one hand there's a very tryhard undertone, but on the other those people are DETERMINED to enjoy Ascension matches + make them better TrainSen 0 On the plane waiting whilst they fix the tow bar. #hurryup I have a gorgeous boyfriend to see! #Edinburgh ✈️ 😻 TrainSen 0 @OnTheRamPaige sure, but there's nothing about him that's interesting, the trainwreck/backlash to reigns is at least amusing. TrainSen 0 On the verge of a breakdown because everything is terrible and stressful and life sucks and *drinks coffee* never mind I'm totally fine. TrainSen 0 On this day in 2001, Scott Weiland was arrested after allegedly fighting with his wife at the Hard Rock hotel in TrainSen 0 On top of having a really shitty and bad day, I didn't even see 1 deer today.. fml TrainSen 0 @Onyx_Raptor Cold was slightly shocked with this. " You realize that those temperatures might very much kill you? I could always turn it + TrainSen 0 O. o he might be hurt -_- TrainSen 0 Ooh it's nice to be back in #StGallen CH we play TONIGHT at ØYA 🎹✌️ TrainSen 0 Ooh this paper looks fun to play with! TrainSen 0 Oomf called me twinkle toes for wearing sketchers in elementary school but now he's tryna hit me up like we don't have beef smh 😴 TrainSen 0 oomg i saw everyone yelling but i assumed it was mtmte & not the preview? and i just accepted that it was wednesday for like 30mins before i TrainSen 0 Oooh I know i'm probably much too late To try and apologize for my mistakes But I just want you to know TrainSen 0 Ooomf Got Me sprung Already 3 #oomf TrainSen 0 Oooo y'all need to watch what you say to me TrainSen 0 Oops, stomach can't wait an hour & a half to get food. Bad timing. Lunch next. (@ Kalahari Convention Center ) TrainSen 0 Opening up a shoe store credit card and they give me a credit limit of 2000 $ 😳 rip TrainSen 0 @Oprah im calling to tell you i love you TrainSen 0 @Oprah I think anything a live has a soul, what God created TrainSen 0 @Oprah You should ask@waynepacelle how many shelters the $$$$ he is making off innocent donators is actually going to help animals TrainSen 0 O programa The love school u. u TrainSen 0 OP Sharma keeps it classy TrainSen 0 Optimal usage of LANDING PAGES :1. Killer headlines 2. Keep writing simple 3. Write like a human and for humans TrainSen 0 @opusmary Oh, it's so, so delicious. I want to make it part of my families holiday tradition. TrainSen 0 @orcinoo I'll probably see you on TV lol! How much was your ticket for the game? TrainSen 0 Orcutt burgers is always packed or i would go there for lunch TrainSen 0 Ordered a pizza, today is a great day TrainSen 0 Ordered my mom a blanket and ordered Baylee books so we can do the 25 days of Christmas. Yay for blowing money TrainSen 0 ordering things online is the best thing ever TrainSen 0 Orders shipping out! Here is the first one from #canada heading up north this morning. Can't wait to play tonight! TrainSen 0 @OregonGovBrown @DropsAndStrikes I hope you enjoy your last term. Bound & determined to make Oregon into another Calliforia, are ya? TrainSen 0 @oreillyfactor as a member of those 1. 7 million Veterans, I have been financially ruined and I can no longer pay for the medication I need. TrainSen 0 @oreillyfactor I don't get how the MSM doesn't get the difference between ILLEGAL immigration and legal immigration TrainSen 0 @oreillyfactor I'm amazed how one jerk can use an eleven year old tape and possibly change an entire election. TrainSen 0 @oreillyfactor I thank you for everything cause you are the definition of honest when it comes to media TrainSen 0 @oreillyfactor she lacks "stamina". Poor health. She doesn't want to risk another "dizzy" spell TrainSen 0 Oreo is pacing in my bedroom and it's hardwood so all I hear is a pitter-patter.. #whatareyoudoing TrainSen 0 Or I could go for a jog but the thought just makes me tired and out of breathe TrainSen 0 @Oscardee_ : " @_MarilynFoo : The Bus Today Lol " ;) " Asshole ;D TrainSen 0 O State getting smacked will have nothing to do with next weeks game. They will be ready TrainSen 0 OSU fans wondering if Urban is going to have another heart attack. Sorry Bucks but that's our thing. #GoGators grass isn't always greener 😆 TrainSen 0 OT4 Stans never know how to leave Zayn alone are your favs that boring that you always gotta come for Z TrainSen 0 @otancahui Hello Good Morning Just want to say Hello Hope your enjoying Your lovely Day TrainSen 0 @Otokaaa Not sure if he'll get in our side though to be honest TrainSen 0 OTS – Tell a friend and Make Money TrainSen 0 @otterpopstyles IM ACTUALLY SUPER EXCITED RIGHT NOW AND I DONT EVEN KNOE YOU LIEL OMF TELL ME MORE TrainSen 0 our crimj class bonds over our hate for mrs colling it's so cute TrainSen 0 Our fears are being realized... we are seeing children, parents, elderly & young dying TrainSen 0 Our friends at @FASTSIGNS are listed as a top franchise for veterans We can't wait for their convention in February! TrainSen 0 Our friends at the Fowler House in Quincy love Bawstins so much they may be adding it to their favorite dish. Look out its gonna be awesome! TrainSen 0 Our fundraising auction finishes Mon at 8. 30 pm. Don't miss out on these unique photographs by Julie Millowick. TrainSen 0 Our God is an awesome God. He knows exactly what is best for us. TrainSen 0 our hotel is right across the street from the hotel we stayed at with orchestra freshman year that had the Applebee's #memories TrainSen 0 Our hotel room is super nice! Right by the pool, with a stove and full-size fridge! TrainSen 0 Our house internet is on point #sarcasm TrainSen 0 our house is full of children im so done TrainSen 0 Our house we rented is so freaking nice like I feel like I should be in Hollywood TrainSen 0 our itunes libraries have now become one file. this is worthy of a gift registry. #threechordsandthetruth #mp34ever #fb TrainSen 0 Our leader and Supt. serving our kids! Nowhere but Alabaster! It's a great Day to be a Warrior! TrainSen 0 Our online auction closes at 1pm! Don't miss out on saving a ton of money! LINK -- TrainSen 0 Our online service takes you on a personalised 28 day journey to becoming smoke-free. Join now! Visit TrainSen 0 Our oven has broken. I have therefore declared a chippy tea tonight. I won't have chippy because my body is a temple. I'll have a salad. TrainSen 0 Our physics lab failed because of her hands TrainSen 0 Our pleasure @WSendzik A great way to celebrate National Child Day & our partnership with Edith Cavell @dsbn #rotary TrainSen 0 ourpointzerowishes : The faces he makes make my life. TrainSen 0 Our school dress code states that we can only wear jeans on Fridays. I've worn jeans everyday for the past month and few weeks. #rebel TrainSen 0 Our small, stupid conversations mean so much more to me than you'll ever know. TrainSen 0 Our Son's Tundra rolled on him at least 3 times. And he's completely fine ❤️ Thanks to his #Nissan Truck's fantastic safety features! TrainSen 0 Our staff will visit either in a hospital, nursing home, rehabilitation center or in your home. TrainSen 0 Our thoughts and prayers for people of Paris, and those of who were affected by this horrible attack. #parisjetaime TrainSen 0 Our #UFC parlay is off to a great start with #SILVA cashing! 3 -0 on the day! Let's go 6 -0 and cash TWO parlays! TrainSen 0 @Outlaw_Country I take it that you're a pretty active twitterer there Mr. Perkins? TrainSen 0 OUT NOW Jebroer " Ga Maar Vast Slapen " Spotify, Deezer, iTunes, Apple Music : Youtube : TrainSen 0 out of milk. quite an impressive feat considering the vast stock I keep for emergencies. stress level still bieber-high. TrainSen 0 Out of pure love, Decided not to go bow hunt and spent the day shopping with the wife. Had nothing to do with the 30 mile an hour winds TrainSen 0 out of team avatar, I think I would have sex with every single one of them TrainSen 0 out of touch with reality is a fucking understatement for you. TrainSen 0 Out of work at 5! Yesssss! TrainSen 0 Outside college already, somebody hurry up and meet me! TrainSen 0 Outside helping dad and a huge pack of coyotes start howling not even 50 yards away, I love nature but that was creepy as ish TrainSen 0 Over 5 consecutive starts, James Reimer is playing the best hockey of his NHL career. TrainSen 0 over 650 incoming international freshman to binghamton... #cantwait TrainSen 0 @overbearinq @UchoaYI @XplicitAl come here and we can hug and hide from whatever this is TrainSen 0 Overheard #hipster at grocery store in butter section " You can't just buy 1 stick? " #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 Overheard : me : i fuckin love school learning man this is where im meant to be professor : reminder that your TrainSen 0 Overheard : me : my job sucks people : why don't you do what you enjoy me : capitalism has determined that what TrainSen 0 overly general classification of people is not right. I am not the same HUHU TrainSen 0 overthinking and being stressed are two things that really don't need to go together. TrainSen 0 Overthinking will destroy your mood #breathe and let go TrainSen 0 @OzEquitist @david_lunt There is no good reason The #LNP are in the business of selling Australia TrainSen 0 @p2cat Oh how lovely. I've been watching a lot of UK -based stuff on the Netflix ; told Ed the other day that I want to live there, really. TrainSen 0 @P3Droid when I was a 20 year old minister I wondered y there was so much animosity towards the church. Now that I am 40 I know y. So sad. TrainSen 0 @PabloD1583 @ScottHughesUK nice to be back I missed him... But don't tell him that 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 PACH ANG CASE TOMORROW HEHEHE LOVE YOU 😘 @Pachieeeeeeee TrainSen 0 @PacificMensBB if you could correct the release on that could prevent some frustration. Thanks! :) #FreethePacific3 TrainSen 0 #Packers WR James Jones wearing a green sweat hood under his pads is 100 % the most high school football thing in the NFL today. TrainSen 0 packing is horrible but yay for no school and soccer weekend in Memphis ⚽️ 🚙 😊 TrainSen 0 @PAGMETER yes they should be great games. Which one are you attending? TrainSen 0 Paid my VS credit card off & they raised my credit limit to 1,000 why would they do that 😩 TrainSen 0 Paint your game face with the #DIEHARDFAN app by Nissan - Proud supporter of NCAA Football ®. TrainSen 0 @Paiyslee As a young child, I lived in CT. Tried Michigan out for 4 months, and could not handle it. TrainSen 0 Pajamas, Southpark, pot roast, fresh cookies, milk and good conversation. Girls night done right. — feeling content TrainSen 0 Pakistani Rock - Physics Shocked :o TrainSen 0 Pakistan is full of life 💝 TrainSen 0 Pakistan lost, Arsenal lost, Real Madrid lost.. shitty weekend TrainSen 0 Palin : Legalizing Weed Is 'No Big Deal ' It's said that even a broken clock is right twice a day. I guess this Palin's High Noon or Midnight TrainSen 0 palmetto_glam I did great on my speech, aced my oral exam and feel great about my accounting exam. It was a great day! TrainSen 0 @Pamaj I cant stop smiling! That really made my day! TrainSen 0 @pamthur i'm glad i'm not the only person pondering this TrainSen 0 @pandora_radio Except you play everything except what I ask for and claim you're playing what I want. TrainSen 0 PANDORA Rolling this morning TrainSen 0 Pandora's Future & Drake station got me feeling good this morning 😌 TrainSen 0 @panmisthropist @EveKeneinan @deanesmay because it is an obvious category error caused by not knowing any specifics. TrainSen 0 Panorama Photography Is Certainly Not For Everyone! These Fails Are Hilarious Amusing And Creepy At The Same Time! TrainSen 0 @papa_murderrr ya im on my way now TrainSen 0 @papeAtti good luck with school and have fun as well love ya TrainSen 0 @paperbagplastic I should be the one who should be excited to meet Kakak hipster! 😁 TrainSen 0 Pardon my language, but HOLY SHIT this is brutal! TrainSen 0 #Parenting?: " My daughter doesn't want to spend time w/her old friend. What do I do? " TrainSen 0 Parents must be so proud. TrainSen 0 Parents notice your fake friends before you do. TrainSen 0 Parents (understandably ) hate it when you teach their kids about Chief Keef TrainSen 0 Paris is being used to justify agendas that had nothing to do with the attack TrainSen 0 parties the night before. cancels on plans with friends because " people were at your house and you had to clean ". parties with them instead. TrainSen 0 Part of me was looking forward to our year end function at work. I had this fantasy idea I would get the opportunity to properly dress up. TrainSen 0 Party all night here at the cascina! TrainSen 0 @partytilyoupuke @zebrahead It's going to be an INSANE night of fun TrainSen 0 Passed Out? Not been a great day! TrainSen 0 pass was great though TrainSen 0 @Patdzn @BobOngQuotes i love school but i hate the rest TrainSen 0 @patracaar you need to watch this. It's amazing to say the least TrainSen 0 Patrick Adams : Hour 19 of last day of shooting season 5. This about sums it  up. TrainSen 0 @patrickstarrr hurry back to Orlando so I can meet you 😊 😊 ❤ ❤ TrainSen 0 @patriots12358 is it? What's the usual time people go on long bus rides? TrainSen 0 @pattiemallette @justinbieber honestly the only person I love seeing J with is his mom bc they are so cute TrainSen 0 @pattonoswalt @bronzehammer but he's right. Center-left was stuck in their bubble congratulating themselves instead of getting people onside TrainSen 0 @pattonoswalt but ashamed of ourselves in a guilty pleasure manner TrainSen 0 @pattonoswalt In this time of great dissent, I want to thank you for saying what I've been thinking. You are truly a good person, Patton. TrainSen 0 @pattonoswalt @trumpanov I do not get the motivation of famous people who hate on Trump. They know they'll be jobless when he's elected. TrainSen 0 @_PatyRoSe I'm hyperventilating no joke I'm super excited sissy! 5 days omfg TrainSen 0 @PaulDBrant It's always amusing the west always has " unreasonable enemies " be it the soviets/AlQaeda/Saddam/ isis hmm interesting that. TrainSen 0 @paulfeig So making money for Sony had nothing to do with it obviously. Oh, and have seen plenty of girls watch the 84 movie and cartoon. TrainSen 0 @PaulinPalomo @____Valentin__ lmao I wish! But man he cool people. He knew everybody like a on a first name basis lol TrainSen 0 @paullicino I would swipe right for that pretty face for sure TrainSen 0 PauloArenhart provides a good example of something to #nuascannan TrainSen 0 Paul probably hears he... gives good vibes a lot,... one good example of how you know you're at a good poetry reading " Dr. Rhonda Baughman TrainSen 0 Paul Smith Jeans Creates Line for Barbour : The collection launches on Sept. 1. Continue re... via @womensweardaily TrainSen 0 Pay attention to how they treat you when y'all are not on good terms. TrainSen 0 Paying the girl next door to clean my car coz last time I cleaned I fell asleep in the car 😩 😴 #Fail TrainSen 0 PayperTrell Foolin - Its Dark And Trell Is Hot TrainSen 0 @Paytmcare please read the tweet carefully and then reply. TrainSen 0 @Paytonbosleyy ohhhh I just don't like him bc he won't let me charge my phone TrainSen 0 @PBA_Rivera Should be an amazing day! TrainSen 0 @PCBChamberBoss it did come through! Thank you so much. You have invested in something special. Let me know when you are coming to the game! TrainSen 0 @PCLrunning Amusing init! Hey, cld you screen grab the splits for me in miles? I'm in KMs, but wld be interesting to see it in miles too TrainSen 0 p cool getting to meet some of my new coworkers. excited for my first day of training tomorrow! TrainSen 0 @pctmomo i'm immortal TrainSen 0 P/ don't know you well but maybe 10 L/ 10 — thank you x TrainSen 0 Peace can't just be a pipe dream. I refuse to believe that. Maybe that's why stories with hope are so powerful, especially now. TrainSen 0 @peaceful_flower I go when everyone is in church Sun. Morning. I go to Sat mass. #sneaky Catholic TrainSen 0 Peace is a dream. We live in a world that treats the dead better than the living. TrainSen 0 Peace of mind comes from honest people looking into the face of God. " #VictorBacon TrainSen 0 Peak Ezra : Not one to miss an opportunity post -Paris, Ezra Levant is selling t-shirts. TrainSen 0 @pearylovess its just so funny lol TrainSen 0 @PechangaCasino saw video of these at the gaming convention. Can't wait to do a live play video of em. Need time off work haha TrainSen 0 @Peculiar_Jenny I think this period of not knowing my mark aha. By the way, have you got your next column sorted? It's ok if you need time 😊 TrainSen 0 @_Pedro17_ @ChelseaFC Go back to Barca mate u will enjoy it and play far better. TrainSen 0 @peen1995 he is hehehe! I'll bring him over one day to visit. He's great with kids.. Amelia will love him TrainSen 0 @Peeverson back in 1997 that started my gaming career. Runescapes a nice happy medium but I miss my Corp Pors TrainSen 0 Pellegrini looks suicidal. Good. His shitty team have lost me £30. At least Man United will be top of the #BPL tonight, though. TrainSen 0 @PenafsirMimpi : i miss you, but actually i miss our memories in the old time. TrainSen 0 Pending sale! Contact me to make a successful offer & live at Fort Lawton in Discovery Park! TrainSen 0 📹 penis-hilton : cawed : white ppl = M E S S this is crazy how is america real TrainSen 0 @pennjillette flashback to my birthday in Las Vegas! Was lovely to have pics with the best guys in Vegas! #awesome TrainSen 0 Penn State lost to Michigan, 28 -16. I am SO happy! :D — feeling fantastic TrainSen 0 Pennsylvania man arrested after dead dog found at home of dog fighting activity TrainSen 0 @PennyRed If you don't hate men, why no-platform #InternationalMensDay? Your actions are how people will chose to judge you. TrainSen 0 Penny Stocks are a great option for small companies to get a start Companies like BWEN dumping stock ruins it. IMO TrainSen 0 Pentagon threatens legal action over bin Laden book - Yeah, that should help your re-election @barackobama TrainSen 0 People are afraid to be who they truly are because they limit themselves to other people's standards. TrainSen 0 People are FREAKING OUT because it looks like Jelena might be back together 😍 TrainSen 0 People are fucked #not me TrainSen 0 people automatically want the greener grass before attempting to water their own TrainSen 0 #People #be #like #this #on #instagram #like #okay #two #or #three #is #enough -____ - LOL TrainSen 0 People be like why do you and your mama act like Bestfriends lol cause she is my Bestfriend I have respect for her and know my place tho 😂 TrainSen 0 people be like " you don't fwm no more "... I be like " I'm glad you noticed " gtfoh 🚪✌ TrainSen 0 People drill to the actual core of the earth, it turns the drill rig into a super magnet for no good reason, it's incredible TrainSen 0 people freaking out over snow like they haven't lived in Michigan their whole lives TrainSen 0 people from my home town she's really cute! o v o yeah she also tried to drown you twice when you were kids TrainSen 0 People getting shocked by cold temperatures like this isnt what happens at the end of November every fucking year TrainSen 0 People had to " prove " they were Christian to the Nazis. Is that where we are now? Following Hitler's 'good ' example? TrainSen 0 people i don't even know have some shit to say I love it TrainSen 0 People judge easily, yet hate to be judged. TrainSen 0 People just need to stop being so negative. So many more have it worse than you & would kill for your life, so be thankful & appreciate it. TrainSen 0 People must be swear is dick pics or sum i getting or rell sweet talk 😅🏃😏 TrainSen 0 People need to stop scaring cats with cucumbers, say animal behaviorists, - Sent via the FOX News Google TV App. TrainSen 0 People need to watch what the say. My Friday was ruined. TrainSen 0 People only get jealous because they care. TrainSen 0 People point of view on me : happy life Heart : hurt Bruhhh... mood 100 to 0 TrainSen 0 #People pray lazily due to not knowing the purpose &benefits of Salah or what they #recite. Learn all these for a spike in your salah level TrainSen 0 People probably think im so weird because if we just meet, I'm going to give you a hug and act like we've known each other, no awkward shit TrainSen 0 People protesting in favour of " men's affairs " in front of Parliament - yes, the poor plight of the middle class white man TrainSen 0 People really get full scholarships for doing shit like diving and swimming... what the fuck was I doing in high school bruh smh TrainSen 0 People really made my day today 😇 TrainSen 0 People really need to watch what the fuck they say on social media before someone finds your ignorant ass and beats it badly TrainSen 0 PEOPLE SHOULD UNDERSTAND HOW STRESSFUL IT IS TO EXPLAIN WHAT'S GOING IN YOUR MIND WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND IT YOURSELF. TrainSen 0 People think because I party bares I ain't doing shit. Lol TrainSen 0 people think i am somewhat mental, they don't know i am very sentimental TrainSen 0 People thinking their out here'slaying ' when they're just being ignorant as hell. That's life I suppose. TrainSen 0 People " turned " on #RondaRousey after she lost her title because they're shitty people. I've heard their BS justifications. Save that drama TrainSen 0 People who are only hungry at " lunch time " are SO WEIRD. TrainSen 0 People who call you early in the morning for no good reason 😕😡 😩 😭 TrainSen 0 People who get pointless tattoos confuse me TrainSen 0 People, who hate my acting, are not forced to be with! Please just go away, because you made me feel sick TrainSen 0 People who say the don't like the NBA need to watch games like this! TrainSen 0 People who say women must be bikini-clad and stick thin to be loved, talented and successful should probably turn to BBC One right now. TrainSen 0 People who share " my week on Twitter " tweets : much love but please stop. It's silly. No one cares who followed or unfollowed you. Thanks! TrainSen 0 People who sleep late have more mental stamina and can outperform early risers. TrainSen 0 People who sleep with pants on is why I have trust issues. TrainSen 0 People who still use " bachpan se ", do you not realise that it's not a funny/witty/interesting/amusing reply at all & only gives you -5? TrainSen 0 people who tell you you grand parents deserved to die four years ago because you are a disappointment make me sick i hate people like that TrainSen 0 people who use gay as an insult are so... TrainSen 0 People will always talk shit, you just gotta laugh at them TrainSen 0 People with large Twitter followings really need to watch what they say :| TrainSen 0 People with more than two kids love squalor TrainSen 0 ❤️ people yelling at me at work 😊 some customers are the best TrainSen 0 @PerezHilton They have NEVER dance during a tv performance, damn dude you are sooo dumb. TrainSen 0 Perfect end to a perfect week! 😒 TrainSen 0 PerfectServe Launches Version 2. 0 iPhone & Android Apps - Midland Daily News : PerfectServe TrainSen 0 Perfect way to End it Rawls. Over 200 yards rushing. What a day! #Seahawks TrainSen 0 @Perigryn7280 The Brimley impression from Ewoks was great though so I'll add it to the list TrainSen 0 PERISCOPE : MauriceCanon : LIVE on #Periscope : Man I can't stand dumb ass uneducated people TrainSen 0 Perks to living close to your parents/parents -in -law : Free delicious dinners :D TrainSen 0 @Perorationer good old Chappeli, loved watching him bat & Captain, he speaks out, not always right, but this time he's spot on @newscomauHQ TrainSen 0 Person erasing chalk drawing of gun on blackboard | Getty Images TrainSen 0 Person : some people say " you have an attitude and your really sarcastic " 😂 😂 Me : wow really... who fucking knew 👑 TrainSen 0 @Petco I love you, but your website UEs for Pals Rewards and Repeat Delivery are pretty awful :( TrainSen 0 @petebasgen and oh yah. that part. I don't give a fuck about these people. I don't wanna have to build shit for them. TrainSen 0 PETER CAMP 2015 we will give our best.. God bless TrainSen 0 @peterfury I have same work ethic I go into a field of work and I have to be the best at every level of working life I'm on, #determination TrainSen 0 @petersterne Yeah. Love the book. This is nothing like it but interesting in its own way. TrainSen 0 petition to bring back 1d day TrainSen 0 @petrakvitovas And i Hope U WILL HAVE AN AMAZIN DAY FILLED WITH KERRY WASHINGTON AND PETRA! TrainSen 0 @PeytonTrusty @GeorgiMager idk you guys, but you are both so freaking gorgeous! not to be creepy! 😊 TrainSen 0 @pezz718 Hooray! Which location did you visit so I can make sure Andre and Jason receive your gratitude? ^JD TrainSen 0 @PG_Figy @PG_Scorch I'd be down for tomorrow. Just gonna finish this homework tomorrow and I should be set then TrainSen 0 @Phantomx129 Hehe u should! Love ya ~~~ 😘 ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ TrainSen 0 @phibear35 All right. If you're okay with it, I am too. We have a Big Game tomorrow night. Eep! TrainSen 0 #Philadelphia, PA #Nursing #Job : Physical Therapist - Physical Therapy - Outpatient at Supplemental Health Care #Jobs TrainSen 0 @Philip_Ellis @liamwaterloo I MIGHT have been an hour late to a party last night because I was having too much fun doing my make-up TrainSen 0 @PhoenixComicon Working on a hockey blog post and looking forward to #phxfanfest! TrainSen 0 Phone call from a college friend I haven't heard from in years, mani-pedi, flowers, great physical exam #bestbirthdayever TrainSen 0 Phone cracked, lost most of my contacts and almost 20 + poems that I had saved on it. Such a shitty week :/ TrainSen 0 Phone died for 2 hours charge it to 40 texts from @BrookShepherd hbu @calsilver1? TrainSen 0 Phone line for takeaway is open 5. 30pm please allow 30min to 45min at rush hours. Enjoy 20 % off. #saturdaynightcurry TrainSen 0 Phone needs to charge so lunch first it is! TrainSen 0 Phones not stopped all day, I'm not interested unless iv got 3 pegs in the dressing room! #TransferDeadineDay TrainSen 0 Phone Systems aren't beautiful. They're not enduring. They're not even that unique. "... BUT, check what makes TrainSen 0 Phootshoot wid my babyyyy deviya :*? TrainSen 0 Photo : My dream car. (Taken with Instagram at SMART Technologies ) TrainSen 0 Photo of the day - cool, creamy mango sorbet from @Wahaca TrainSen 0 @photosbyjwarb it was supposed to be sunny here, up on the Sugar loaf we had our own personal cloud! Snow was great, though TrainSen 0 Photos : Excited Nigeria U -23 Players Meet 2face At The Gambia Airport : Photos : Excited Nigeria U -23 Players Me TrainSen 0 Photos: Man gets rescued while trying to commit suicide in Uganda TrainSen 0 PH President Aquino concludes his successful participation in the #Asean summit meeting in #KualaLumpur TrainSen 0 Physical therapy again. Woohoo TrainSen 0 Physics failed, chemistry passed TrainSen 0 Physics is boutta be failed tomorrow TrainSen 0 Physics question that shocked everyone TrainSen 0 Physics question that shocked everyone : A TEACHER has apologised after giving his 14 -year -old students a rathe TrainSen 0 @pIastichan hanging out w ppl who have long hair be like TrainSen 0 Pic of @BradWillSimpson and @JamesDMcVey loosing their Universal virginity TrainSen 0 Picture this : unwashed girl watches as a trolley full of children drives by singing 'we will rock you '. That's a typical work day for me. TrainSen 0 @PierceWithVic eat soft food and not like roast chicken or something... Vegetables are good so far TrainSen 0 @piersmorgan I CANT wait when they come after U & your family one sunny day in cafe or restaurant. Then u choose appropriate name for them! TrainSen 0 @piersmorgan I said the same thing to you when you were at CNN. #memories TrainSen 0 pink, i love pink lol. That point - is you? Haha. Let's take a picture in the jail later 😏 TrainSen 0 @pinkmaggiee_ okay thanks love have amazin day! Kisses for you ♥ TrainSen 0 Piquet better be doing the interviews again. Yes, they were terrible, but at least they were amusing & interesting. TrainSen 0 #Pisces are like tattoos... once they've touched your heart, they become a permanent part of you! TrainSen 0 #Pisces gives #Sagittarius subtle understanding and a place to escape from their tireless endeavors. TrainSen 0 pissed ain't the mf word. swear to God ain't shvt sweet over here. TrainSen 0 Pissed is an understatement right now. TrainSen 0 Pissed off = understatement. TrainSen 0 Pitch Project Finals time! I'm always really excited to see what #CRI100 has to offer, and this year is no exception TrainSen 0 Pitter Patter Feline Rescue Has Animals In Need : Lucy and Lulu are sisters who are looking fo... #stamford #patch TrainSen 0 Pitter patter. Thank you gorgeous ♡ TrainSen 0 @pizzahut your pizza is the best, please follow me? TrainSen 0 Pizza wings and champagne is one of my best ideas this week TrainSen 0 @pizzawithgomez yea :D More then 1/3 of my class failed physics test 😠 TrainSen 0 Planning a holiday this year? Whether you're looking for a romantic escape with your partner, a party weekend TrainSen 0 Planning my final for my bakingII class & I think I'm gonna do a cake I sucked at the first time around... #challengeaccepted TrainSen 0 Plans.. 1. Finish OU game 2. Celebrate OU's win with coffee 3. Do homework 4. Take a nap 5. Wake up and go to church 6. More Homework 7. Sleep TrainSen 0 Plans with friends seem fun until you actually have to leave the house and do them. #IntrovertProblems TrainSen 0 Played " Sonny's Dream " in class today with my grade five students to show our respect for one of NL s finest muscians. Rest in peace TrainSen 0 Play : Great track : *New* Empire (Buy 1 Get 4 FREE ) by Grizzlysbeatz. via @SoundClick TrainSen 0 Playing Austin for the first time today at Emo's. Perfect name for a venue that we get to play at. TrainSen 0 Playing COD on the last day of summer vacation. Now this my friends, is living. TrainSen 0 Playing in makeup and showing a few products I love using on my Snapchat - YouAintGolden TrainSen 0 Playing Live Like A Legend from @FlanaganMusic on repeat means singing the songs at work because they are suck in my head. Love this album! TrainSen 0 Playing Sims3. Its been too long. TrainSen 0 Playing superhero memory match with my big boy — feeling fantastic TrainSen 0 Play so good and lose like that... what a freaking joke TrainSen 0 @Plazmyk Are you drinking Roland lol TrainSen 0 Please @AguasNash01, hanapin mo si @aubreymagalona mamaya or just mention her name to the public hehehe Thank you Nash :) We love you TrainSen 0 Please, all of the nation come to edwards drugs today. I don't think we have filled quite enough prescriptions today. TrainSen 0 Please always remember France in prayers... Lord Jesus, Please have mercy for people in France TrainSen 0 @PleaseAndSwankU Jordan your too sweet to me I swear 😭 😂 😘 TrainSen 0 please, be a little more subtle with your tweets. TrainSen 0 Please be more subtle TrainSen 0 Please bring back this hair colour @BTS_twt TrainSen 0 Please can you fucking stop being so obvious when you're reading what I'm typing on my phone. At least try to be subtle. TrainSen 0 Please disregard the fact that I desperately need to charge my phone. and I absolutely LOVE YOU TrainSen 0 please do not confuse subtle and tasteful promo with no promo TrainSen 0 please don't block me. I love your reporting. Lol. But your knicks haven't won a title since the early 70's bruh. TrainSen 0 Please don't go into that brown mini van, oh god #killmenow TrainSen 0 Please don't reply to this #MabelBot TrainSen 0 Please don't take extra long to reply or just don't text me TrainSen 0 Please enough of this I am Jesus BC... Just take a chill pill on it.. Smh TrainSen 0 Please everyone take care of yourselves and pay attention to your bodies! Be kind and loving to one another! It goes a long way! TrainSen 0 please explain to me what white privilege really is? i wait in line at the grocery store like everybody else TrainSen 0 Please forgive me... I'm just so emotional and I can't properly write everything I'm feeling. I love you so much! ❤️ TrainSen 0 please : gift Not so subtle disclaimer : someone get me the Rihanna Puma Creeper for Dec 13 /please TrainSen 0 Please god let me pass this math test 😫 TrainSen 0 Please Help by sharing : After Kumbh Mela, Godavari in its worst state #Nashik TrainSen 0 Please help spread the word @RunningnIreland should be great craic. TrainSen 0 PLEASE JOIN AND SHARE! PRAYERS FOR BRENDAN TrainSen 0 please let me pass this stats test please let me pass this stats tests TrainSen 0 please let me use this model for my demon hunter. It would be so awesome. TrainSen 0 Please lord help Wednesday come faster TrainSen 0 Please never end on bad terms. Never let someone walk away after an argument without saying I love you bc tomorrow is never guaranteed TrainSen 0 (please note the subtle butt bruises ) TrainSen 0 please pleaaaaase please retweet pretty pls TrainSen 0 please pray for my friend and classmate james. he 'a suffering lung failure and he's in the ICU, possibly near death. he needs our prayers. TrainSen 0 Please remember I am busy. I am not ignoring you I am choosing not to reply. I am Biba Xxxxx TrainSen 0 Please reply my messages @mo_lemo 😂 TrainSen 0 Please reply to mine! on instagram TrainSen 0 @PleaseRuiz @sarahbeaverr oh my goodness this brought me such joy right now! Just for the record I never doubted you hahaha TrainSen 0 Please stay off of facebook and share your subtle racism with your parents. They'll be proud of you. TrainSen 0 please stay safe, my loves. you're in my heart. TrainSen 0 Please take my many Justin Bieber retweets as a subtle hint that I would like someone to go to the concert with me 😊 TrainSen 0 PLEASE who was the person that didn't know the uk is in europe? i'm laughing i remember something like this i need to know lmao TrainSen 0 Pledge to support #UQuitIQuit movement and lets work for a better smoke free societt @nicotex_in TrainSen 0 @PLenkov Got a business/marketing class I need to attend. I hear new Prof is a pretty cool guy ;-) #H50 #H50Friday TrainSen 0 Pls don't let this pretty face fool you, I'll whoop tf out a hoe REAL SHIT! TrainSen 0 pls don't try correct me on my spelling of 'center ' it's right when talking about 'center parcs ' biTch TrainSen 0 pls leave the poor core alone. he's apologised and is in space, he's suffered enough TrainSen 0 pls listen to be happy by bap if you are so down coz you'll get your mood back TrainSen 0 Pls RT Help Submit best ideas/photos/videos ab what #HIVcure means to u Due 12/1 @ChefRoble TrainSen 0 Pls welcome my most favorite actor ever.. SRK @iamsrk! So glad ure here! Show some love twitterverse! TrainSen 0 @PlumbAsh you still lapped everyone home on the couch! #yougogirl #challengeaccepted Proud of you! TrainSen 0 Plus i cant even go to the gym to release my frustration because i have no transportation there. Home alone, bored and frustrated. TrainSen 0 plus I got a crush on somebody be nice to see her beautiful Carmel skin and that smile goodnight y'all peace out TrainSen 0 Plus I'm not wasting gas money to drive home to jog in the country TrainSen 0 Plus it uses lots of nature inagrey TORN LOVE LETTERS THE COLOUR WHITE TrainSen 0 plz adopt this wee lady love kindness warm bed shell love u 4ever, dont let her b killed today TrainSen 0 Plz help me find motivation to do my home work TrainSen 0 Plz no more f-ed up dreams TrainSen 0 plz stop snapping me from the shower thx TrainSen 0 @pmarca... and it was great. Though now college professors explained them that govt should be next-level nanny for the rest of their life. TrainSen 0 @PndresAreciado alright just trying to be a good friend 😒 TrainSen 0 Pochette " Secret Love Box " : TrainSen 0 Pochettino hails Tottenham display : ‘This is a very good example of how we want to play ' TrainSen 0 @pocketjiho WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE TrainSen 0 @PocketSmith by far the best financial tool I have ever used. Please please come out with an app that is more like your regular program TrainSen 0 @pocketsyub not right now! i'm trying to finish my homework but i got distracted TrainSen 0 poetickiIIings Ew River.. you're such a good friend but sometimes you're annoying af. But you know I love you :D TrainSen 0 poetry for no good reason is the best kind. TrainSen 0 @PointlessBlog and @Joe_Sugg how are u guys editing on ur laptops 💻 I don't know how and other people that will see… TrainSen 0 @PointlessBlog is it even possible to drink too much hot chocolate TrainSen 0 @PointlessBlog no one can ever drink too much hot chocolate ☕☕♡ TrainSen 0 @PointlessBlog plot twist you can't drink too much hot chocolate TrainSen 0 @PointlessBlog... that parents were not understanding either and this for sure IS NOT CORRECT - maybe you should call out the parents!? TrainSen 0 @PointlessBlog This would be the coolest way to propose. The yes/no game and then after a bunch of other questions " will you marry me " 😍 TrainSen 0 @PointlessBlog when ur parents get back from shopping and u don't know what to get bc the fridge is full af TrainSen 0 @PointlessBlog you can never drink too much hot chocolate TrainSen 0 @poisonandtrash she really does sound really sarcastic... maybe it's just bc we're both sarcastic assholes tho TrainSen 0 Police Abuse Woman After Entering Home Without Warrant via TheWing TrainSen 0 Police are investigating after a fire was set intentionally at a mosque in Peterborough. TrainSen 0 Police arrest wife of #Raleigh man accused of trying to drown their kids TrainSen 0 Police learn of 17th person wounded in shootout TrainSen 0 Police now say deadly fire near Charleston & Lamb intentionally set and possibly done to cover up crime. @8NewsNow TrainSen 0 Police : Victims restrained inside house ; fire intentionally set TrainSen 0 Police : Victims restrained inside house ; fire intentionally set : The victims in a deadly fire Monday were rest TrainSen 0 Police : Victims restrained inside house ; fire intentionally set #vegas #lasvegas TrainSen 0 @politico THIS ONE? RT @DRUDGE_REPORT Majority say US at war with 'Islamic terrorism ' TrainSen 0 politics aside... Bengal is the worst state to live according to me TrainSen 0 Politics Of India - Modi Brings all the parties together still #Presstitutes & leaders call @bjp_ divisive! TrainSen 0 Polka dots and gold glitter specs =]? TrainSen 0 Pollutants push Godavari towards its worst state TrainSen 0 Polygon's 1450 words mostly complaining about butt cleavage, nigga I know what game I'm buying. " Glorious. TrainSen 0 POND5 is one of the great footage providers featured on Info here : TrainSen 0 Poor kid! You cannot blame that on him! #devastated TrainSen 0 poor love i know this doggy been missing a while now 😕 TrainSen 0 Poor ok fuzz foot didn't even see it coming #neutered #not happy #coneofsilence TrainSen 0 Poor programming choice @AMC_TV. Who's dumb idea is it 2 have #thetalkingdead 1hour after #TheWalkingDead?WOn't make me want 2 watch Badlands TrainSen 0 Poor @SarahPalinUSA - Fox News canceled all of her interviews yesterday and she's miffed! [total blank stare ]. TrainSen 0 Poor trim work covers SOMETHING up, question is, how bad is that something? Learn more at TrainSen 0 @PopeRichardCory @ponystark the third strangest thing at this school is why tenjou-san and himemiya-san don't have boyfriends TrainSen 0 @PoppaDollzz i work tomorrow 😩 last day. What you doing tomorrow night? TrainSen 0 Pop your feet up and enjoy @bbcstrictly with a takeaway from YuWu! Order online or via our app! TrainSen 0 @PorkChopLA Sounds like my night, takeaway and Netflix in bed :) Enjoy! x TrainSen 0 Portos is always packed, but dam it's too bomb TrainSen 0 Porzingis is like another freaking Bargani TrainSen 0 positivebrotha This kid is too cute and I love his motivation at this early age. STRENGTH! NO WEAKNESS! TrainSen 0 possible (and probably gave konami an excuse to say " okay make us a real MGS for the PSP the last one was shit ". ) TrainSen 0 @possiblyashton HAPPY BIRTHDAY U PRECIOUS LIL SNOWFLAKE I HOPE U HAVE AN AMAZIN DAY! I LOVE U LOADS even tho u scare the hell out of me xxx TrainSen 0 @postpolitics that's 92 million jobless, and probably double that who are homeless and probably triple that who CANNOT afford Obama care!!! TrainSen 0 @postpolitics @TheFix Don't worry he'll have plenty of good days ahead of him. Back in USSR TrainSen 0 Potek Winery Keeps It Classy : Dave Potter Launches Brand for His " Best Stuff " in The Mill TrainSen 0 @POTUS @FLOTUS always showing the American people just how great blacks R. Your agendas R transparent even if u fail 2 be. ALL LIVES MATTER! TrainSen 0 @POTUS I absolutely do not think Malia should go to jail for smoking pot. Yet, so many others do go. Let's be fair. Legalize marijuana today TrainSen 0 @POTUS imagine a gangster yet positive inspirational rap new generation equivalent TrainSen 0 @POTUS just listen to your playlist on iHeart Radio interesting mr. President yep they got it the songs you like. TrainSen 0 @POTUS my friends dont like working in class. Could you tell us a bit of how hard you feel your work is compared to when you were in school? TrainSen 0 @POTUS Obviously job growth and unemployment mean nothing to you. % going down = people quit looking for jobs. TrainSen 0 @POTUS we would like to understand the double standard approach to deal with protesters. TrainSen 0 @POTUS what's Obama's new twitter handle going to be? I'm already missing him. TrainSen 0 @POTUS you suck can't wait till Trump takes over and make America great again. TrainSen 0 @POTUS You think Trump is unfit to be president Ha! You have proved you're not only unfit In addition you're the worst president in history TrainSen 0 @POTUS. You will come out for black lives but not all Americans being unified? Show yourself EVERY DAY! STOP THIS MADNESS! TrainSen 0 Pound for pound Nanaimo's Fascinating Rythym is my favorite record store in BC, never a disappointment TrainSen 0 POWERFUL MAN OF GOD @AtBoshoff we love you pastor... True blessing! @CRCMain I appreciate your honesty about the life God has planned for us TrainSen 0 Poznan - Eskulap tonight! Who's excited? We cant wait to meet all you polish bambinos! TrainSen 0 Ppl are loosing their virginity at like 12 now. When I was 12 i think the word penis made me piss myself with laughter TrainSen 0 ppl really need to watch they say to my friends TrainSen 0 ppl who hate celebs for l i t e r a l l y no good reason actin like they know them? wyd TrainSen 0 #PPP has lost 1 of the most senior leaders #MakhdoomAminFaheem. My prayers for the heartbroken family & supprtrs. #RIP TrainSen 0 @pprreeee_ come braid my hair so I can do it 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 Praise God even when you dont understand what He's doing. TrainSen 0 Prayers don't work for people with small or no faith TrainSen 0 Prayers for all those innocent victims & there families in the #MaliAttacks TrainSen 0 Prayers for #Mali Please God let this stop happening. TrainSen 0 Prayers for me and this internet TrainSen 0 Prayers for Paris begin at the oldest mosque in the western US Jame Masjid in Sacramento @KFBK TrainSen 0 Prayers for people all around the world TrainSen 0 Prayers for people in Kenya TrainSen 0 Prayers for people in Mali, Africa as a group of terrorists have taken over a hotel - at least 170 hostages TrainSen 0 Prayers for people of France who are under attack from terrorists #France TrainSen 0 Prayers for people of #Mali TrainSen 0 Prayers for people who are in countries whose are in wars! TrainSen 0 Prayers for people who are stuck in #Mali hotel... Stay safe! TrainSen 0 Prayers For People Who Say They Can't Pray, Schaper, Donna, Very Good Book TrainSen 0 prayers for psu this weekend #whiteout TrainSen 0 Prayers for the victims of Mali and their families. TrainSen 0 Prayers going out to everyone in Paris right now. I will never understand why these things happen. TrainSen 0 Prayers go out for the members of @theghostinside and the people that lost their lives in the accident. Never a good thing. TrainSen 0 Prayers go out to Mali. Sick world we live in. I'm all for people's religion but I'll never understand extremists of any religion. TrainSen 0 Prayers He Will Prepare Us for His Embrace : #tcot #Catholic #Christian #TeamJesus TrainSen 0 Prayers of agreement that #God honors are not for people who constantly live in strife, then decide to #agree because they're desperate. TrainSen 0 prayers out to my beautiful best friend today because its all gonna be okay ❤️ TrainSen 0 prayers to all in need & those not in need.. prayer is good for the spirit and the soul TrainSen 0 PRAYERS TO MALI. I STAYED AT THAT SAME HOTEL COUPLE MONTHS BACK WHEN I WAS OUT THERE FOR MY CONCERT. GOD IS WITH US ALL. TrainSen 0 #PrayForMadrid — feeling fantastic TrainSen 0 #PrayForMali from Rome, as I prayed for Paris seven days ago. Nothing can stop the dream of a world of peace TrainSen 0 #PrayForParis #PrayForMali #PrayForNigeria Maybe we should just pray to wake up before #ISIS kills us in our sleep. TrainSen 0 Praying and making duaa is the best medicine ever. TrainSen 0 praying for my bestfriend as she comes out of surgery I love you @HaileyLiVecche TrainSen 0 Praying that I finish my homework. Finals week will be the death of me. TrainSen 0 Praying to God @KirillWasHere is whispering to sluts in 4 years because I'll be a slut and I would like to be whispered to. TrainSen 0 PRAY, not just because you need something but because you are GRATEFUL TrainSen 0 Prays Nicki keeps it classy tonight TrainSen 0 Pray that I pass this AP Stats test TrainSen 0 Pray to God that he guide me through these tuff times we living in. TrainSen 0 Pray with us : For Molly who is starting physical therapy after her concussion TrainSen 0 PRDP with way wider release & way higher Ticket Prices is finding hard to cross HNY even with Manipulation so the frustration is visible 😂 TrainSen 0 Pre -AtFest really rubs the definition of a student-athlete -dancer life in my face TrainSen 0 Preliminary autopsies show a mother and father were shot and killed and their two children died of smoke TrainSen 0 Premier League clubs pay tribute to Paris victims as fans up and down the country sing 'La... #football TrainSen 0 Premier league five points : leicester city defy odds to climb atop table #football TrainSen 0 prepare a successful 2nd High Level Meeting in Nairobi, Kenya TrainSen 0 Prepare for miracles : Daily powerful prayers #7: via @YouTube TrainSen 0 @presidentnm they actually arrested the second guard on duty with him and have since released him. So much for fighting crime. TrainSen 0 @PrestonSteve933 @prestonelliot I am pretty sure I have #DeadGuyInAnEnvelope now I just need to get threw on #monday #gottawantit #sneaky TrainSen 0 Pretend you're in a cave full of jello and the only way out is to eat everything TrainSen 0 @PrettyBrwnEye_s ok cool I'ma look those places you thank you I appreciate it TrainSen 0 Pretty cool. Wish my gym @PlanetFitness had these combohitters! TrainSen 0 Pretty excited about one of the activities Tom & I came up with for veteran training. #surprises. TrainSen 0 Pretty face & a body only gone get you so far. Idc bout all this. I'm really on a grind. TrainSen 0 Pretty face but no substance in your personality 😴 TrainSen 0 pretty face standin like a stallion TrainSen 0 Pretty face to pretty big waste real quick. TrainSen 0 Pretty funny line on ESPN from Anthony Carter, " here's what we know right now about Brock Osweiler, he's tall. " TrainSen 0 Pretty Good List : [WHITEPAPER ] 7 Company Departments That Could Benefit From Key #B2BSales Skills TrainSen 0 @PrettyKittyRP Hehehe yay. I love yew too baby girl 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😘 😘 😘 ❤ ❤💙💍💎 TrainSen 0 @PrettyLights the songs you play before you go on always take me back! Love hearing some beastie boys and bone thugs before it goes down! TrainSen 0 @prettyolemehh Goodnight beautiful 😉 TrainSen 0 @_PrettyPinkPolo hey missy funny finding you here ^_ ^ hope all is well TrainSen 0 @PrettyPris It's the most wonderful time of the year... or so I've heard! TrainSen 0 Pretty shitty day : PSU lost badly, im sick, its really cold, and I passed out waiting to get in the game. At least i get to go home. TrainSen 0 Pretty shitty fucking day today lmao TrainSen 0 pretty sure I fell in love with the basketball coach at school today, we bonded over feta cheese and 11 year olds, so you know its real. TrainSen 0 pretty sure I just failed a physics test & I'm in the worst mood ever ((: TrainSen 0 pretty sure i just failed my physics test TrainSen 0 pretty sure i need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days TrainSen 0 Pretty sure this $18,000 credit limit Navy Fed gave me on my credit card definitely won't end up badly... There's just no way TrainSen 0 @PreWarBarnes — the most of the time when he decided to go out in the evening, telling him to not drink too much or reminding him — TrainSen 0 Prime Rib after a long but successful customer meeting. I'm on that I did not respect properly :P no, a device that turns veggies into noodl TrainSen 0 @PrinceBuster69 this rate they'll expect countries at the euros to stand for their own anthem aswell as the French regardless who's playing TrainSen 0 Prince kicked out of courtroom after yelling " You don't know me. I'm a good mother to my daughter... Tell her to quit lying " TrainSen 0 Princeton wins 3 -0. First career shutout for Phinney and first shutout at Baker since Nov. 10, 2012 TrainSen 0 Prison Tattoos and Their Secret Meanings TrainSen 0 @prissy_lovee lucky! It's always packed when ever I go there 😭 TrainSen 0 @prittydoctor awesome it's best bdy of my life 😍 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 private security is cashin 🤑 in at this time mos also all the frustration they couldn't legally release in post '94 SA is sorted TrainSen 0 @priyankachopra @BazaarIndia Beautiful cover photo but you can get more beauty, sexy and hotness after get little slope on your nose - King TrainSen 0 @priyankachopra i know you are doing this for me. you do not have to do it but still you are doing it. TrainSen 0 @priyankachopra Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TrainSen 0 @Priyascorner he talks about dangerous khalistan, U keep talking about anti incumbency, now we know u dnt giv a fuck abt the country. TrainSen 0 ProActive Physical Therapy Play of the Game Hannah Taie's header to save a goal TrainSen 0 Probably could save gas if i didn't drive 90. But tryin to be home to get 3 hours of sleep before I have to get back up. TrainSen 0 Probably just failed that physics exam lol. 🆗🆒 TrainSen 0 Probably one of the best things I've invested in. Thank you wife @nicolajoe ❤️ TrainSen 0 Probably the only person not drinking Ciroc Apple tonight.. Lol.. #Henny will do TrainSen 0 Problem : No rhythm Solution : Less @AaronRodgers12? Sounds crazy. But let @wyche89 explain : TrainSen 0 probs shoulda went to the game lol TrainSen 0 Professor : " We should be spending our money on trips to go see the world, not on the latest apple product. " Me : me next time Linda.. " TrainSen 0 progress at rapid speeds and don't stop #REBEL TrainSen 0 #PROJECTRUNWAY Ven ur dress gave ur model a 3RD BREAST! Nice, just what every gal wants! u sure know design better than women! TrainSen 0 Promise is a big word It either makes something or it breaks everything. TrainSen 0 Proph. Friend says something great will happen on 11/28th. I've got a good feeling about 12/21.. anyone getting anything? TrainSen 0 Props to the gamecocks for beating the big dominating team Vanderbilt by a whole 4 points!. TrainSen 0 @ProSnookerBlog He is an unreal talent him and @PankajAdvani247 if he reaches the final should be great to watch. TrainSen 0 proud is an understatement TrainSen 0 Proud parents ditch friend of 10 years after he calls their son a ‘f**king f*ggot ': TrainSen 0 Proud to see the #milkforbritain project is a go! Can't wait to see it at National Convention Edmonton. @KinCanada @d4kin TrainSen 0 @ProvidenceDeli this would be lovely to enjoy with a tasty sandwich and a takeaway @CostaCoffee caramel fudge hot chocolate yummy 🎅 TrainSen 0 @prranch Good works are done in the light of day my friend. In the light of day. TrainSen 0 Pruno just got a mention in the @chicagotribune Yay! TrainSen 0 PSA SCRUNCHIES ARE SUPER FUN AND CUTE AND WONT SCREW U OVER SO GET URSELF A SCRUNCHY, NOT A BF! 😉 TrainSen 0 PsBattle : This squash with a butt TrainSen 0 @psd on-going source of frustration. It would take so little additional effort for @ChtyCommission to release that as compliant #opendata. TrainSen 0 P. S Signal was shitty so I lost my snaps, but hopefully I can make a quick vlog post with the videos I have left! ✨ TrainSen 0 PSV certainly had a difficult game tonight TrainSen 0 Psyched that I got a VaultBoy bobblehead in my @lootcrate! Almost got 1 the other day, glad I didn't! its an exclusive lootcrate pose too 😀 TrainSen 0 @pszczk COLORING BOOKS ARE TRENDNG HERE TOO so yAY TrainSen 0 ptl for old Taylor Swift music on these long bus rides TrainSen 0 @PTP_Yungn I'm an experienced web designer who can deliver you a creative design of your choice, please reply me to start TrainSen 0 Public finances are getting back in shape, inflation is under control and investment cycle is picking up in India The stage is set TrainSen 0 Public finances are in their worst state for six years. The deficit (which is the gap between what the government TrainSen 0 public gang bang interracial India Summer fuck TrainSen 0 public school is hilarious. my sister got a hamster and has taken it to school twice and no one has noticed TrainSen 0 Public Talk : " Steering the World : Connections for a Lasting Impact ", taught us the innovative and engaging programs at NUS #globalwesternu TrainSen 0 Pub quiz next weds 25th nov at the Kings arms on hall road! 8pm start - bring in your takeaway to eat and enjoy the real ales! TrainSen 0 Pub tea tonight definitely needed TrainSen 0 @PuddingKreation how about a great deal on a new Honda? TrainSen 0 puerto ricans don't believe in the letter R but the women look good so i'm cool with just having 25 letters in the alphabet TrainSen 0 @Pugh_Heff room for one more bro TrainSen 0 Puked 4 times and counting since last night lol. Works gonna be fun. TrainSen 0 Pull up on a kid TrainSen 0 Pumped is an understatement TrainSen 0 Pumpkin bread and hot coffee is a pretty awesome Sunday morning #eastcoastautumn TrainSen 0 Puppy forced into bin is rescued TrainSen 0 @purplejackiem and I bet no awkward " too sticky " labels to get off #artisan 😊 TrainSen 0 Pussy taste so good wet TrainSen 0 @PutinRF_Eng one more thing. I will avail myself to you, If you can kill uhuru Kenyatta. This man is a disaster in Kenya. How about that? TrainSen 0 @PutinRF_Eng Sir Please come to India for an official visit, you have huge number of fans here. People wanna meet you & interact with you. TrainSen 0 put it on em, make em wanna marry me bitch shutup with all that shit.! TrainSen 0 Put some love out into the world today please... The world needs it right now and my guess is, so do you... Send out some love! Xo ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ TrainSen 0 Putting a big ass speaker in the bathroom to listen to music during showers was defiantly one of the best ideas TrainSen 0 Putting your phone on airplane mode will charge it twice as fast. TrainSen 0 @PymPurnell you aren't a Christian though - and I'm not a good example of one :-) TrainSen 0 @pyradex DONT CRY u are full of life 🌈🐒 TrainSen 0 Q : " Do you want to come to a Harvard -Yale game watch party? " Me : " Absolutely not. No. " *awkward pause* Me : " Yeah, definitely not. " TrainSen 0 @Qldaah oh the poor @couriermail - always coming across as desperate #qldpol #fail #mediafail TrainSen 0 @QuackPredict get a dictionary, look up TrainSen 0 @QuakesWriter you know you're the best. You're Daisy Skye freaking Johnson. You are Quake so to say that is like saying you're not good at TrainSen 0 Quan funeral was really nice though his family sent him home right, & he was def loved it was a lot of ppl there TrainSen 0 Quarter to 2 in the morning & i just had a cup of coffee... Probably not one of my best ideas tbf TrainSen 0 @QuazarMakeinu I fucking love Nas. Take It In Blood is my favorite hip hop track hands down, but... Nas is a disappointment, bro. :/ TrainSen 0 queenswatchcat : The flirting is out of control and Ciel is confirmed as a lazy bottom. Chapter 110 TrainSen 0 @QueMarlee appreciate that man TrainSen 0 Question about Squats! Butt vs legs? TrainSen 0 @QuestionofSport @josbuttler what an absolute joy to watch - well done! TrainSen 0 Question What do butt plugs do? TrainSen 0 Question What is the best way to train to use oversized butt plugs TrainSen 0 Quick Hits : Football preps for USC, volleyball on a winning streak TrainSen 0 Quick Tip : Collaboration is your fast track to great results TrainSen 0 Quick Twitter rant though. We were out tonight having a great time in DC when all of a sudden two of my friends start fighting. TrainSen 0 Quick update, the couple in the relationship goals photoshoot I put up the other day actually broke up and I've never laughed so much TrainSen 0 Quinlans is so full of children lately breaks my heart go study for your junior cert TrainSen 0 @QuinnMcGowan happy birthday to my dude JHETT. With two T's so you know its real. Love you dude. #RealBoyz TrainSen 0 Quite a day filled with activities. Talent audition was great though. Having faith for a positive outcome. TrainSen 0 Quite an impressive 1st half spell by the super eagles. I appreciate the urgency by the players. #NIG vs SWA TrainSen 0 Quite an impressive book. A very good read! TrainSen 0 Quite an impressive crowd at #woty2015. Congrats to all of the women who are leading the charge in Atlanta's IT community. TrainSen 0 Quite an impressive display from the bin dippers. TrainSen 0 Quite an impressive drive when we were in desperate need for one TrainSen 0 Quite an impressive learning contract for The Masque of Red Death made by our 8th grader, Andreea! #waasla TrainSen 0 Quite an impressive list of authors @tiffanyreisz in anthology & the cover makes for a nice #StockingStuffers #hot TrainSen 0 Quite an impressive nose hair if I do say so myself. TrainSen 0 Quite an impressive swatch book @GFSmithpapers thanks! now to the job of which White is right? #colorplan TrainSen 0 Quite an impressive time-lapse I need to work out how I to do this with a @Raspberry_Pi TrainSen 0 Quite an impressive torta. TrainSen 0 Quite interesting, Forward it if you pass the test. TrainSen 0 Quite scary when your that hungover you don't know if your going to be sick or shit yourself #sneaky TrainSen 0 Quite shocked Charlie Adam is off to Stoke, what a wonderful career he had at Liverpool TrainSen 0 Quit speakin down on ppl situation and you don't even kno shit abt they situation 🚮 TrainSen 0 @Quolasier @ItsGirlWish " Thank you for following! I hope we'll have a great time together. Welcome! via TrainSen 0 #quote Be determined and ambitious, but not out of a desperate sense of need. Do it out of a love for the possibilities. Enjoy your journey. TrainSen 0 quote from last thanksgiving : " if I knew I would have to clean the dishes I wouldn't have eaten the meal " #cantwait TrainSen 0 Quote of the Day : " The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example. " - Thomas Morell TrainSen 0 Quote of the night, " if I had that car I would come faster than the cops in a white neighborhood " TrainSen 0 Quotes we Love : " Spend some time this weekend on home improvement ; improve your attitude toward your family. " ~ TrainSen 0 @R3allyfamous So very cold. I'd be genuinely shocked if anyone could figure out what I'm up to. TrainSen 0 rabago_o's photo me all happy to be in college :D TrainSen 0 Race to Quit, NC " Campaign Helps North Carolinians Win Their Race to be Smoke -Free #Asthma #BreatheEZ TrainSen 0 @rachel7gates Stupid android TrainSen 0 @rachel_hallas Yay! We're glad to hear that you're now reunited with your fitness buddy! #backontrack TrainSen 0 @Rachelim_ :) :) and when you are happy mood annoy me sometimes okay! TrainSen 0 @rachelle_kae my Lowkey favorite activity with friends while just chillin at a house TrainSen 0 @rachelletaverne oh yes I'm sure, the night of the proms confirmed on twitter, and it's not finish TrainSen 0 @rachelsarahgray MONDAY COME FASTER 😍 😭 TrainSen 0 @rachhaz123 hahah aw elf you're such a good friend 😂 TrainSen 0 @RacineDKringle And she was an absolute joy to talk to! Really informative and funny. TrainSen 0 Radford parties not that lit. I'm a black woman that hates frat parties. If you're like me it's not that lit I swear TrainSen 0 @RadioAmy ahhhh can't wait to wake up and buy the PINK ones at 1am tonight the hubby will be excited for camo ;) Im all about that TrainSen 0 @radiogreenman hey Greenie :-) it's lunch time ya.. what would be the kind of food you go for today? 😋 hungry now la Greenie hehe TrainSen 0 @RadioITEL @elonjames Who the hell ARE you? You r a racist moron. NO ONE w/any intelligence & wisdom uses such derogatory, hateful language. TrainSen 0 @RadioLaB971fm thank you for playing Offspring! We rocked out in the car! #memories TrainSen 0 @RadioX Chris have you heard ELO's new song, when I was a boy, great song TrainSen 0 @Rae15Joni Good afternoon sweetheart 😊 I hope you're feeling ok and you're day is fantastic 😊 I miss you TrainSen 0 @rahulpuri Absolutely! She just keeps re-tweeting anything and everything that mentions her name. My page is flooded! Enough, I said. TrainSen 0 @RahulxC @Kahaanify his pace made him magical and that wasn't there post 2008. He was unreal for 5 years at Milan. What a peak that was TrainSen 0 Raiders - Denarius Moore -WR : Denarius Moore (hamstring ) and Jacoby Ford (foot ) both sat out practice Monday, pro TrainSen 0 rain & black hair do not mix oh man TrainSen 0 @rainbowhusbands @expozelarry @loubooharry can you reply to this question please TrainSen 0 @rainnwilson Gene Wilder, my decades long screen crush. So sad to know he's gone. May his memory long be a blessing. TrainSen 0 Rain Photography Photograph Umbrella Pink umbrella by gonulk TrainSen 0 Raise your hand if you're at home on a Saturday night because everyone canceled 🖐🖐🖐 TrainSen 0 Raising my kids Catholic so there are no awkward questions about why Santa wants Black Velvet and queso dip left out the night before Xmas TrainSen 0 @RakimGaffney1 idk what the hell your problem is but you need to watch what you say fr. You starting to annoy me. TrainSen 0 @RakulFollowers @Rakulpreet hi am your big fan please reply TrainSen 0 #raleigh Wife of Raleigh man accused of trying to drown their kids arrested TrainSen 0 rallies that support mens and women's rights are Meninist, just as they are feminist. Feminism doesn't have monopoly on equality TrainSen 0 @rammerjammer619 haha I'm almost back home in my own bed tonight. #cantwait TrainSen 0 Random acts of kindness make me really happy. Love you & thanks Mac, made my day ☺️ TrainSen 0 Random kid walking by : if could be any animal what animal would you be? Me : giraffe Jorge : he's cute TrainSen 0 Random thought of today : Why were cats once worshipped as gods in ancient Egypt? TrainSen 0 #randomthought Why do girls wear yoga pants to the gym? Why not just go naked? There isn't much of a difference. TrainSen 0 Rangers Winning Streak Gets Hit With Lightning TrainSen 0 @rangiitaa_ @Tarani_26 hahahahaha tarani is actually really sarcastic for someone who looks really shy on the outside TrainSen 0 Ran into this lady walking down the street with her Llama #peruvian #cute #travel #peru #cuscoperu by axelhr TrainSen 0 Ran up on this fuck nigga today 😡 i'd watch all that shit talkin boi last time i checked i was fuckin you bitch nigga TrainSen 0 @RaoulFOX5 the people Mr. Awesome just interviewed from Carlsbad brought my mood down! Come on its Friday, Be happy 😁 TrainSen 0 @rapplerdotcom I'm applying for the position TrainSen 0 @RapSheet @jasonrmcintyre clearly we should suspend him now since Brandon Marshall wasn't punished enough 7 years ago #not TrainSen 0 Rare circumstances Scholars hv intense EQ & Artists hv extraordinary IQ. V always can create collaborations 4 the better ; mind meets heart TrainSen 0 @R_Astorina Thank you! We will keep you in prayers for good news on results! God Bless! Have a lovely weekend! TrainSen 0 Rates are getting better TrainSen 0 Raven, Hill and Stone back in for Rovers qualifying final clash with Albury. Full teams on our website now. TrainSen 0 @_rayrayyyyy have you seen the game? Lol TrainSen 0 @razjag Couldn't make the game today due to Uni work. Audio commentary was great though! Be great to have a player on every week if possible TrainSen 0 r bodies are so astoundingly wonderful! we can calm down with our own breathing and fix someone with a hug + keep warm when it's cold! wow! TrainSen 0 @rchlex mate I had one for me tea tonight a beauuuuut lucky six TrainSen 0 Reaaaaal talk tho do you ever look into your persons eyes and think damn this is cool I'm lucky you're in my life TrainSen 0 Reading changes the internal conversation I'm having with myself about the world. #ALAN15 #NCTE15 TrainSen 0 Reading La Granja for silent reading today... Awesome Friday with the kids! Can't wait to play tonight TrainSen 0 reading sejarah, very hard to memories... :( TrainSen 0 Reading what people truly want to do with Muslims and how much they truly hate us makes me sick to my stomach. TrainSen 0 Read our guidance on improvement planning and self evaluation @ASCL_UK link TrainSen 0 Read out latest #HowNice feature (with our favorite visual artist Sterling Bartlett ) & follow us on @Medium TrainSen 0 Read the comments under this musician's Tweet if you want to see a bunch of anarchists doing what they do best #OMG TrainSen 0 Read This Book #4252 #2: No Thanks, but I'd Love to Dance : Choosing to Live Smoke Free TrainSen 0 Ready for classes tomorrow TrainSen 0 Ready for #GP3 R1! Boy its hot down here! Less than 20 mins to go #RushHour TrainSen 0 Ready for my days off! Just need to come faster! TrainSen 0 Ready for th OU/TCU game tomorrow night. Stadium's about to be lit TrainSen 0 Ready to get home to my baby. TrainSen 0 @realbencarson, a proven track record of making USA great, all you've done @realdonaldjtrump is " crippled America " TrainSen 0 @RealBenCarson you are the dumbest Uncle Tom I have ever seen or heard EVER. Oh and yes I am lying. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump (2/3) You have to look on the other side of the spectrum and see what people are facing, dont make it about you TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump 5 days don until ur house of cards falls. Fear what you know not what you don't for it will be your undoing. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump $650 Million of it YOU owe to China you PUTZ! } How much are you in with Putin!? TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump 89 days left Your words and actions have done such damage Nothing about you is a leader Shameful campaign Loser #ImWithHer TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @ABC2020 @ABC @BarbaraJWalters Great interview. Trump is a family man and wants to put America back on track - He will too. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Actually its amazing how efficiently we use oil none of it goes to waste 100% of the barrel is used in fuels & products. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump all NATO countries pay same % of GDP, not enough $, raise percentage TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump All that money you saved by not paying taxes... use it to fund yourself. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump also if secret service wasn't their in Detroit you'd got that ass whooped by all those blacks for hispanics,handicap,white TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump ALWAYS makes me wonder why the Party of 'personal responsibility ' can NEVER take responsibility for ANYTHING they do. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump amazing the amount of people you badmouth.. not a good trait. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @AmericanLegion your forgetting that this country was made up of immigrants running away from the king TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump America was built on hope and oppurtunity that's what you give us the American people thank you Donald Trump! TRUMP 2016 TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump America will be a disgrace to the world a sexual assaulter is elected as Potus, a great role model you will make. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump & if the average American just attempted some stupid scam they would be found guilty just for thinking about it/bad crooks TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump and both discuss what you think we should change about the country, and have an argument with each your own points... TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump and they would be wrong as fuck, and you are an ass for suggesting it. Loser TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump and we are going to stop the drugs and get people working TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump and what does this admin have to show for it? TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @AnnCoulter I threw up and killed myself after I read her book. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @AnnCoulter people are saying that you've paid her to write it. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump another immigration speech. What r u going 2 say this time? U will give every illegal 1 million each & amnesty. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump a plan is still better than no plan... what's your plan and how you paying for it? TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump... a river branch from Mississippi to Colorado river to end drought in the South West? Nothing is impossible. W. love. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Ass hole STOP asking for Black voters to support your lying ass. #FDT TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Because everybody knows you are a threat to everyone in America TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump before you can ever say that you are the best candidate to be president take a look at your flaws first and make it better TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Better she has friends and respected from every corner of the earth. NO ONE LIKES U. Those in ur camp are opportunist. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump better talk to your Dr. He is not doing you any good this afternoon. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump boasts about his philanthropy. But his giving falls short of his words. - The Washington Post https://t.co/u2qWXGJo6o TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump but you are a horrible person, so if they didn't say horrible things about you they wouldn't be sharp or honest. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump cancelling 3 campaign events? Perhaps he's not well or doesn't have the stamina. Have to question his health. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Can we somehow engrave my name on one of the bricks used to build the wall? I mean, Mexico's paying for it, so why not? TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump claims he is speaking subtly about unification in an arena where they scream " Hang that bitch! " with now pushback from him. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @CNN Hey CNN, what the heck are you doing, did you make this up? TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @CNNPolitics Hey TRUMP ASSHOLE. If you are going to make fake pictures like this at least get the words lined up even Moron TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @CNN So basically, you dont know whom is documeting you.. Ok, how about deciding on a moderator so we can have a debate TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @CNN why is ur response always so childish. "I know you are but what am I" is all you have. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Colorado Governor did great with legalizing marijuana but horrible with health insurance. Replace Obamacare on federal level TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump concentrate on America not what the press and the news is saying they know how to push ur buttons and you are letting them TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Consider these words from Jesus Christ. " For what does it profit a man to gain the whole world and to lose his soul? " TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump could u possibly lie any more without catching on fire real republicans are outraged quit TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @dcexaminer Whoever came up with "draintheswamp" should be fired or shot It's so trailer trash TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Dear Donald, You would be a great President if you used your God given gifts correctly. FIRST Show UNCONDITIONAL LOVE💜🙏 TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @DeplorableCBTP If that is true, then the USA really will be messed up! TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Did you miss the counts during the D. C.? He lost fair and square. Stop bring up old news. You are not a good person. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump doesn't provide insurance 4 his employees?? Shouldn't need Obamacare! So what's he going 2 offer A… TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr... if Julian Assange is lying, why is John Kerry and the Cankle-One trying so hard to silence him? TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr You gotta use Mr Vaughn's story more. He is a real inspiration to Americans. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump #donaldtrump is Trump's opinion on Obama's birth relevant to the campaign & future of America?NO. Why is HRC obsessed w/it? TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump do not alter your first thought on the 2nd Am. You aren't wrong. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump dont fall for it Trump hes just kissing your ass TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Don't know if you already heard about the 650 Thousand emails on A.Weiner computer,In a folder called Life Insurance. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Don't you see what the Feds. are doing? They're sitting the elections up so they can get involved and have their outcome! TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Drop out of the race or you and your whole family goes to jail! This is your final warning you piece of shit! TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Drugs are ruining the lives of young people and destroying their futures. Vote Trump and let's save our children. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump dude you probably don't even run your OWN house. Just stop talking. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Election right around the corner now putting some distance on the rest of the pack #Vote #Trump https://t.co/9wJZaaiYXk TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @EricTrump Why they never talked about the mother of Benghazi victim but focused of Muslim victim? America is doomed TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump EVEN JESUS VISITED BETHANY AFTER 4 DAYS. IF U A BIBLE READING PERSON, YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. NO GOLF THEN TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump FACT : you are a terrible human being. Drop out now. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Farmer Round Table - You failed to mention Hillary's pro-Carbon Tax which will be imposed on farmers and middle class. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @Faye0226 he won't he has made the division based on color n religion TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Feel bad for all the black voters out there who have once again become victims to the democratic party. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump for a 70 year old you can stay up late lmao. My grandparents go to bed at like 8pm TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends how about go to another news station? Oh I forgot they ask you real questions. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends I heard you on Fox. Stay calm in that debate. Go Trump! TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews Ever wonder why Democrats, Mook or Killary, either smile or laugh when they are lying. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump fuck off im tired of seeing ur shitty ads on my twitter. Ur face looks like a wrinkly ass dick shut your mouth TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Fuck you Trump. You are just a puppet of the elites who think you are nothing but a sack of shit to control. Lap dog. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Give it up Trump. Time to stop embarassing America. The real Americans are not fooled by your lies. TrainSen 0 @realdonaldtrump giving health insurance companies control will not create lower rates.we will all have to be on Medicaid. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump go fuck yourself Donald, if you think your going to win check again. America's had enough racist creeps TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Going to lie to him as you do to everyone else!! TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump go kill your self that's how you'd make America great again TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Good move with no comment today. If you watch the video? Hillary gets DRAGGED into the Van. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @GOP Wht part of th LAW R U missing?! ONLY LEGAL CITIZENS R allowed 2 VOTE in USA Elections! Thts Y Voter ID mandatory #DNC TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump HAH, jobs elsewhere or using foreign imports... and you will kill the Middle Class and help the rich. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump happily consumes conspiracy theories from the Enquirer, then says NY Times doesn't have the right to lie. #SadIrony TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump has more twitter followers than number of people who watched #Emmys TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump has struggled his entire life trying to put a single sentence together. He's functionally illitera… https://t.co/ga9HledZme TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Hate to be picky, but isn't saying what isn't demonstrably true part of your campaign speeches? Wondering how you parse it. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @heinylives I could be wrong you could have just been making deliveries again TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump hello Sir.. you will loose not becoz Hillary is good but of your own talks.. while it is still time focus on speaking growth. TrainSen 0 @realdonaldtrump he should be worried about what the people of Europe think about his views TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Hi Donald. I'm a big Redskins football fan. I respect American Indians. Do you have any policies protecting their heritage? TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @HillaryClinton answer the question that's never been asked, why aren't you friends anymore? TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @HillaryClinton... I am not as concerned with the drooling 😪 dummy as I am the folks trying to carry her to the white house TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @HillaryClinton Illegal immigration is a crime but not of their children's. If their children are criminals, they must go. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @HillaryClinton udefended a rapist & set him free. U truly have sold ur soul! The ad with little girls you are victimizing TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Hillary has not laid out any plan. She just talks about Trump's. Then the media dose the rest. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Hillary is using the Communist tactics. You have to call her out and keep the pressure on. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Hillary will take us to a place where THIS is ok. Talk about insulting to women! TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @HilllaryClinton Choosing between you sorry fucking is like getting cancer or being shot in the fucking abdomen TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump hilry keeps falling down rhats not good and speaks volumes of health conditions and we need no more embarassment from her TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump how bout those taxes, how bout reveal how many tricks the wife turned, or how bout trump u financials TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump how can I vote for a man who knows nothing about black ppl in America. I will never vote for a man like you. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump How ironic if you win and get convicted of sex crimes? Calling hillary crooked doesn't hide the fact that are crooked TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump I am so pissed off I can't find all the alleged Hillary supporters yet the MSM claim they exist where are they?#VoteTrump TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump I'd be there protesting if a family member weren't having surgery on Tuesday. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump I'd like to release MY tax returns to show America how poor economy has ruined me & also prove the incompetency of the IRS. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump I DON'T TO DO THAT JUST BE OBSERVATION FOR THAT SIR, UH IT'S THAT THE TRUE FOR THAT YOU SEE THAT. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump I dunno. They seem to do really well just quoting one of your stump speeches and running with that. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump I feel bad for America, that country is fucked either way if you become president or if Hilary does. You're both useless. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump I feel the need to add you're an idiot to my list of violent, racist, narcissist psychopath. Pick one you are any or all. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump IF I MYSTERIOUSLY "DIE" WITHIN THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS OR WEEKS, I DIE FOR YOU! CLINTON CAN'T SHUT ME UP! TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump If people can't figure you out they won't vote for you. Think before you tweet TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump If that means you promise to move to the UK forever and never come back, I promise to vote for you. @LouiseMensch TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump If the Blacks & Latino's think the Dems have their interest at heart they had better wake up. All they want is your vote TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump if this guy was at ur speech can u image how the Media would destroy u but they give hillary a PASS TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump if u win you know someone gonna assinate u right. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump If you are elected President wait WHEN you are elected President will it be easier to get a job for US legal citizens? TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump If you are going to Everest, you should be visiting some tribes. That being said, I'm not sure why you are visiting WA. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump If you could just get into the details a little more. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump If you really care about America and the people that live here you will stop being so mean and angry. Such ugly behavior. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump If you run USA like you ran your real estate business, you'll make America greatly bankrupt, worse than great depression TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump If you start insulting Treasonous Hillary in the presidential debates you will lose by a land slide. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump if you vote for @Hilary_Clinton your just as stupid as she is. Lying bitch. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump I have a solution, its not a wall.. just need to hear my idea... I can help you win.. Good luck.. You got this #Dontfirejushire TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump I hear people say it makes no difference to vote U or #Hillary but I disagree as the #NWO press R clearly against U #MSM TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump I hope you win BUT it seems to much against you I'm sorry to say. You could win the popular vote BUT lose the Electoral. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump I'll vote for you if you pay my student loans TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump i love how non-pc you are. thanks for keeping it real TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump I'm assuming our Dumbass governor made u say this TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump I'm one of the working class who has been screwed by the Obama Administration financially I can't help hopefully I'mhelping TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump I'm sure you will not have 15 % of their vote. TrainSen 0 @RealDonaldTrump @ImWithHer Your daily reminder that you are rich white trash, and your supporters are trash too. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump In the cattle business, sometimes each land owner puts up their own fence. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump is a fucking moron & street thug. Has zilch stature to hold the office of POTUS. Should be in jail. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump is a great man, gave a great speech and will make a GREAT president. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump is a morbidly obese racist piece of shit. His mail order Cunt bride has smaller tits than him @FoxNews TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Is a NY lib from way back. Hopefully he stops spreading his hate message and tells Republican to fuck off! #RealityTvStar TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump is a super amalgamation of every Florida Man ever to exist. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump I saw pics. My buddy was there. He looks like a shark tore him in half so they VIPed him entrance to get out of the heat. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump is in this for @realDonaldTrump, and no one else. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump is more generous than anyone knows & he never wants credit for giving. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Is not really a billionaire, he is rich but not that Rich. he said "self fund my Campaign' A BIG LIE. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump isn't. He believes he should get special treatment compared to everyone else @lovinabox TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump is the good guy @HilaryClinton is the bad guy, as adults try to wrap your mind around it... TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump i think trump jr had it wrong about the skittles... i believe it would be about 50 poison skittles not 3 TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump It's media control. Image and reality are being distorted to gain political advantage. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump IT will be easier for a hump - back camel to go through the eye of a needle, then you and your kind TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump I've been posting on FB about the mother that fell to her knees in her LR when she heard you finally someone's listening. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump i want u and your corn stalk hair to block me TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump I would love to meet you, but only to tell you how bad of a person you are. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Just go home & call it a day. You lose TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @KatrinaPierson @CNN When nobody can tell you're sarcastic, you're just an asshole who is too self-righteous to apologize. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump keep fighting. I can't believe she's not in jail for all her criminal acts already. I lost count how many it is exactly. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Keep visiting the Africa American. Speak with Black youtubers. Its not over. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @KellyannePolls @kayleighmcenany When u say Hillary voted 4 the war the public knows so did Pence & Sessions U look foolish TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump knows how to stop housing discrimination because of how many times he's committed it. Why isn't that part of his pitch? TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Let me be perfectly clear this year the polls are not accurate - I RECEIVE 10+ POLL CALLS A DAY & WILL NOT RESPOND TO ANY TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Let's hope so, she has some under a spell TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Lies more then no other. Not once have I understood @HillaryClinton to say she wants America's guns, only weapons of war. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump listen to @MonicaCrowley. She gave a great resp on @FoxNews to counter the 50 Traitors who signed the open letter. Use this TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Look to columbia and overseas. It can always be flown in too. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump lowering gas prices by supporting new energy source conpanies? Education? Who would u give your primary tax cuts to? TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump make the land, air and water dirtier, give tax relief to the rich and rich corporations, screw the Middle Class, give> TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Maybe she could use the sleep before running the show for the next 8 years. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Maybe sleeping or trying to get her lies in a row. Or counting the millions she made while Secretary of State. Pay for Play TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump maybe they can all go to federal prison together TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Millions are following you in order to witness your humiliation and implosion, idiot. Don't pretend not to know that. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @MissLizzyNJ Amen to that.. Dems have ruled Baltimore since 42' & HAVE NOT fixed MANY if not MOST of Bmore's problems. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump More fake checks in the mail as you SOP in business. Real businesses don't cheat people and pay their bills. You are scum TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump more like flush the toilet it's time for brexit baby TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Mr President you are not listed in all the 52 states, your name is missing from the ballots. You have 3 days to fix that TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump mr trump Monday you will have to actually answer questions not just say " don't speak about it any more" R u scared? TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump My friend says you have gigantic fucking daddy issues, care to comment? TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump My neighbors have taken your yard sign down and haven't put it back up. LOSER! TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @nbc @CNN Do you ever stop name calling? Are you 5 years old? TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @NCGOP Blame it all on Hillary. One wonders when a man of your age and stature, will take responsibility. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump needs to ask Hillary the same question at the debate. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Never in a trillion years will you win never in a trillion years will you be our president. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump #NeverTrump Except they were Republican Bush's friends and it was Saudis on those planes. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump No 3 day naps for us! We r all listening. I talk 2 every person around me in NY. Rochester. I can't find a Hillary supporter TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump No if elected and we survive your single term you would. Oh yeah & all problems were Obamas fault TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump No one got hurt. NY finest did a great job TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump nope you started racist conversations talking about President Obama right out the gate TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Not as big as your Hackergate U know NSA knows thanks to the Blackweb U R involved, they said leaks coming out at debate TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump not employed but my wife and I would love a couple of hats or a yard sign or bumper sticker TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump no thanks! I would rather flush my money down the toilet than donate to you. Use ur own $ That's what u boasted about. Liar TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump not sure how ads are false or media is unfair when they show you speaking your own words. Words of hate and inequality. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump now I need to troll you harder than your dick can get with viagra TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump No you can't make America great again. Only the people can with tolerance, respect, pulling together, helping each other. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @nytimes If u don't like what NYT writes then - Buy it. Put up or shut up. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump OK you want records released. How about those tax returns. I think you owe the American people some answers. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump omg everyone talks shit behind closed doors. We love you Donald. MAKE AMERICA GREAT!!' TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump only wants to cancel the election so he won't be exposed as a #loser #MAGA TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @oreillyfactor @FoxNews Yes. People enjoy watching you put your big fat foot in your mouth every time you speak! TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Out of your own mouth you said some foul sh*t about women, and now there are accusers? How stupid are you?!?! TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @pacsgirl36 let it go! You have all the support that's as good as it gets. Not even negative ads could make him feel worse. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump pence doesn't seem to anyways agree with your so called plans. Has his own... maybe he wants to be President. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @piersmorgan Sir, don't forget Tomey has to cover his own ass in case you are elected. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump please denounce the hateful acts people are doing "in your name" some people feel that they can do what they want. Thanks TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump PLEASE stop talking about Black people. You know nothing, you lie, and we remember what you did! TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump pls just stop don´tbecome president of the USA and become a mcDonalds employee so you won´t destroy the whole planet. thx TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Politics is not about " excitement " you idiot, it's about having a plan (which you don't ) to move us forward. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump poor as you say. Your not shit but a wig wearing big mouth bastard. Your a joke to the USA. All you have is money and TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Poor pathetic Michael Moore still can't see the forest for all the trees. Clinton is a nightmare for the working class TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump probably because he is another rich man, when are the white working class learned that they were dissed @ChuckGrassley TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump #Putin didn't call you brilliant moron he called you flamboyant ask @FareedZakaria TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Put it on TV prime time every hour of every day! TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Really? Because all we hear from you is empty rhetoric with no real solutions or proposals. Need to hear a plan, man! TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump really tells the dishonest Bribery story and what they don't want us the people to know TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump refuses to release tax returns because his net worth has fallen 60 %. That's what all the best sources are saying. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump release your tax returns so we know who your bosses are. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Remember Mitt was up 5% and still lost from no late advertising in last two weeks. Make a infomercial for that time. MAGA! TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump replace with what? will it cover my pre-existing conditions? Leave it the fuck alone. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @rhondar @CNN @BreitbartNews Do you really want someone that's gone backrupt so many times run your " Business ", or ruin it. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @RobKovacev @CNN the Media is trying really hard to push the tax story during the Clinton foundation FBI investigation TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Running the country is not like running a business. You cannot fire Americans for disagreeing with you without becoming a > ; TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump sad is that they allowed a scam artist and a fake to destroy them. Unworthy Trump TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Sad news for you :America is great! We do it every day and we will continue to be great without you. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Sad that those heroes would have no voice in the MSM except for you. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump saying HRC has mental issues. This coming from a man who has short circuited from day one. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump says he loves country yet does everything possible 2 keep from paying a dime in taxes. He wants u 2 carry the burden TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @seanhannity @FoxNews go back to miss universe you are not a future president! Just a joke you are TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @seanhannity @GovMikeHuckabee Prominent republicans are openly withdrawing their support to you ; how do you cope with that? TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump See it daily in AZ. Cartel use kids to bring drugs over daily. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump See, no one is "whistling Dixie" here when they tell #Americans that the majority of #terrorists come from the #MiddleEast! TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump She can give a good coherent speech, unlike yours. It's just that you only listen when its about you. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump She does NOT want to take away guns, Donald! Stop spreading lies and fear mongering vitriol! TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Shut the hell up you damn loser! You went for a photo op which I think was a big fail idiot the polls are worse for you! TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump sir the debates are all you should be thinking about. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump sit all of the women Bill Clinton raped in the front row! TrainSen 0 @realdonaldtrump smiling and waving at the 9-11 Memorial as if it were a campaign rally - HE IS A #GHOUL TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump So glad that you continue to out the atrocities that call themselves " the media ". There day will come TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Sorry to hear that you have slim chance to come to power though we all know that you are the better one. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump so sad and irrelevant you feel compelled to talk about him? Scared much? TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump's primary sources of pride are things most people try to avoid their entire lives. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump State facts. It's a buffet with Mrs. Clinton. Pick a problem my God! You are better than this and you damn well know it! TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Stick to the issues or take a chance of Losing the election. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump such a gross piece of shit. You're as pathetic as yr campaign. What in the world is wrong with you, please stop tweeting SMH TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Suggest you make a speech about blatantly biased media - the failure of journalistic ethics. Make it an issue-cite the worst. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Suggest you use HRC screaming video " Why am I not 50 points ahead of Trump " in a clever ad... turn the tables!!! TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump sure thing right after you release your taxes like Hillary and every candidate has done since Nixon, what r u afraid of? TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump surprised the Clinton camp of CNN did not blame you for it #trump #Clinton #cnn TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump take care of social security, put back the money taken from it to fund other programs. Government should be ashamed. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @TeamTrumpAZ @LouDobbs There is a tweet on Twitter saying it's Hillary's double by Her index finger TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump thank you for being the first person to tell the truth about the bombing yesterday. Vote Trump! TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Thank you for stepping up for the American people. We need a true leader like you in these tuff times. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump thank you!!! Obamacare is killing the middle class my deductible is so high and my payments go up every year TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump That is legacy of the last republican president who all you republicans conveniently forget about. war cost how much? Hmm TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump That same epidemic hit Indiana an brought HIV with it Gov Pence could've stopped it earlier but didn't. Great choice for VP TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump That's because you're mentally ill. Please drop out and seek help. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump the audio on the FB live stream mess up some women talking trash about you over your voice just a heads up. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump The Campaign is an audition to the American People about your problem solving skill set. Show the people you it. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump The construction workers that worked on his his properties how much money he stole from them high puts a lot of them TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump The Crooked "H" Wants too much control over the people like all dems. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump The heroin is coming from Afghanistan and is guarded by US troops. Are you going to stop this? Say yes. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump The Media and Est havent seen anything yet. Our movement is just starting. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump The only reason you stopped watching was because they only ever said the truth about you. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump The people on subsidies think they will be kicked off Obamacare with no plan under you. What do you tell them? 90% of FL? TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump : the presidential election version of cicadas : emerging every sixteen-odd years to annoy the hell out of anybody with ears. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump the president of the Philippines is threatening war with China over this issue. China is building man made islands. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump There are posts on Facebook today showing Obama's real birth cert from Kenya and a video of him telling he was born Kenya TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump the voices in your head do not count as " many people ". Where are your tax returns? TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump they are saying you want to destroy the planet burning coal with CO2 emissions. I would not say that, but they are. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump. THEY HAVE. For someone that is all over the news you are consistently ignorant #factcheck… TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump they say you've made the pivot, but I agree with you... it'll never happen. You're now just reading Kellyanne's words. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump They show the crowd and sometimes they zoom in close enough to these morons so I could pick them out of a lineup TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump thinks African-Americans are ignorant - that's his basis for pandering to them now. But he's wrong. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump this from the guy who gets his talking points from what " some people " are saying. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump This is why you should not be president. Also, you hate Blacks, so, we won't be voting for you. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump This plan is no different than what all presidents claim they will when they get in the #WhiteHouse TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump trashing the Media, when the Media built him up! The issue is that a monster was created! @TeamHillaryC #TheLittleMan TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Trump has built up New York City for years He has no financial reasons to serve except to serve TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump trump I'm seriously worried you need to fuck shit up and fast! TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Trump voters don't care how much money he has. We just believe his policies as President will make R lives better. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Trump, you must send out a message that you do not condone the actions of those who are harassing minorities. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Try community service for illegals that you are going to let stay if they turn themselves in. NO Food Stamps/Welfare/etc TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Trying to find reasons to vote for you ; you make it hard. I won't vote for Hillary, so please apply filter before speaking. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump tweets bout Nykea Aldridge & is called selfish. Who else will call out the black on black high crime in Chicago? TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump u are unfit for the office physically and me fall I whack job! Fat ugly orange pig running for president! TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump u have 2 use Viagra 2 get it up old man go play with borris u both pigs with yellow hair TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump u lie way more than that and u dont seem to care, so who the fuck u think u are to judge others? TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump U love child molesters? maybe U R a child molester - U have a famous molester in your reserved seats TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump under your watch will the African that is unjustly murdered get justice if the murderer is a cop? TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump United States, and you sons will not b on the front lines, other peoples sons and daughters will be forced to defend you TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Very true! We love you not just on trade, but on cleaning up politics! TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @vox4america stop your whining election is yours to lose start doing commercials and ppl on the ground y are u waiting TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Wait until I put your cock sucker supporters through the Anti-Christ test. The fear will be much harder to manipulate TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @WashTimes your secret is you rape women. I don't think any one cares about emails when you are a sexual predator TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump We don't need the government to tuck us in and tell us bedtime stories, impose curfews, or infringe our life choices. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump we need you so bad for the next POTUS or our country may not be the same. Crooked H is only in it for herself U R 4 US TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump We wish NO death to anybody... Hillary is sick and should go and rest at home. Trump will become the president TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump we (your fans ) are getting concerned that you will not win. PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU DO WHATEVER IS NEEDED TO WIN! TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump what about your tax returns doe when we gonna get those? TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump what did everyone except but a lie.she can't fart without telling a lie. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump what exactly, would you done for her? You are classless turning her death into politics. Shame on you. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump What happens tonight if HRC's brain short circuits as it has multiple times on campaign trail? Will that aide inject her? TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump What I mean is that those in the nuclear medicine community should get together and vote Democrat. Obvious, isn't it? TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump what would happen if we did not lock our doors to our homes @ night? Someone can come in and steal from us. Well the CONT: TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump when you gonna pay back the Saudi and Russian money lil Donny? TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Where are the 32+ Benghazi survivors? Where are they being held and WHY? Ask Killary that question at the debate. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Where are those " detailed " medical records? A letter written in a taxi by your doctor in 5 minutes is not enough. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump where do you get your info? or do you just keep lying to folks who you think are stupid? Not one minority will vote for you TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump where u have a seat at the right hand of that father TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump why are you telling people to vote GOP? Your against GOP yourself! TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump why does Donald Trump even go for president? He will destroy our economy. Vote if he should or shouldn't be president. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Why doesnt the media ask why on 10 percent given away from Clinton Foundation a disgrace TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump why doesnt USA have a health system like our NHS in the Uk? Obamacare is a disaster. Who can afford 25% increase? TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Why is no one talking about DJT raping and beating a 13 yrold? He should be in jail. Google and read there is a witness too TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump why would anybody want a fake, backstabbing, racist person as their president? You need some new PR people TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Why would you use Bobby Jindal he destroyed our Charity Hospitals tried to close SU. Bad move for middle class and Poor TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump will send our kids off to war, then thrash their moms when the kids don't come back. He can't be Commander in Chief TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump will sweep the floor of This Witch Hillary Clinton and her lies and tricks tomorrow with her own Broom TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump with all the dumb things Hillary says- Pretty soon you'll have to do a David lettermen like segment at Rallys called TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump would you life to come to my house for shabbat dinner? This friday night, I would be honoured! Trump 4 Jews TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump wrong! If it were rigged you wouldn't have been the nominee. No republican wanted you. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump yeah by you... You want to win by default. Hate Hillary more than me... Pathetic. Can't win on your own accord. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump yea things were about to change in Cuba if it wasn't for POTUS TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump yep thats why she also failed the bar exam 1st time around! She is an idiot! TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump yes, Jay Letterman may have thrown a low blow withTrump attire, opportunity to take it back to the US, not made in China. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Yes stay honest & Never Hillary Never Obama. America needs you. Keep your heart on the pulse of America and keep focused ☺ TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump yes u will make it in the hell 👎 TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump yes we are. So many people at the rally. Amazing TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Yes you are. I canceled our local newspaper, called and told them why. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump you addressed the lack of common sense spending of tax dollars. Please include more of this in your rallies. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump You are as predictable as the pus&sy in the 8th grade with a big mouth that isn't showing up at the fight after school TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump you aren't @BernieSanders quit trying to be. You can say his words but they ring hollow from a racist blowhard like you TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump You are one crazy scare me. I am not younger I am a 61 years old who knows crazy when she sees it TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump You are rambling again... maybe you need to get that checked by a real doctor. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump you are signing up your own election observers? Voter intimidation mean anything to you? @Reince put an end to this mess TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump You are the biggest LIAR that has ever run for office. A terrible role model for young people. Do not underestimate Hillary TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump You are the only one that will help the middle class. You're the only one that lowers taxes and will create jobs. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump You are the only presidential candidate I've been eager to vote for and to see in office. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump You can't do that because it will expose children to preventable disease. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump You can't repeal it without a supermajority in Congress you fucking dummy! TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump you caved in for people that will never support you. They get what they want then they call you a flip-flopper. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump You constantly dodge questions! Why? Because you are ignorant and have no idea what's real and what you've made up. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump you disgusting fucking asshole. Couldn't wait to exploit the death of someone's child, could you? You suck at being human. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump you do not have to raise taxes if we quit spending wastefully and get back on budget. As a SS recipient I cut back to live TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump you gonna have to spend some of that money. I'm voting for you in November. Get them adds out Can't rely on donations alone TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump you keep sticking your foot in your mouth. Let's be honest here. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump You managed to lose many Latino voters though. thankful that the diversity vote is smart enough to see through Don the Con TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump You must explain how you are going to deal with the Rio Grande River which is a shared U. S. border with Mexico! Forgot it? TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump You must think if you say it enough it will just automatically come true. Mexico isn't paying for a fucking wall, dumbass. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump you need to read Matthew 12:25-26. a house divide against it self can not stand. you need the republican to win. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump your a clown trump you are so low end pathetic piece of garbage TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump you're a joke and a big dummy. A lot of people are saying that. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump your economic policy is a joke. You're a hack and a disgrace TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump You're not even a republican, can't believe you've conned so many.. Really well done! You must be laughing Ur ass off. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump You're not gonna win. I don't get why you just won't give up already. You're making America and yourself look like fools. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Your failure will be the best news that every other nation could possibly get. IT MUST GET WORSE BEFORE IT GETS BETTER. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump your going to get your tail beat America is great TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump your peeps sure are scared you'll be fact check Monday night. Could they know you lie, lie, lie, ALOT! TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump Your strategy to include minorities is great. Please make it genuine by taking it to inner cities and churches. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump You say you will do everything you say you will do. When is this supposed to begin? It's not really your style. You lie. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump You should remove your cap when you address a crowd. It shades your eyes ; revealing your eyes communicates honesty. TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump you wanna make America great how about helping out homeless vets TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump You will lose this election by your own doing! TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump you will never fix this system and you just want to votes to win the election TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump You will never identify with minorities. You spent a year being disrespectful and NOW you want our votes @ crunch time! TrainSen 0 @realDonaldTrump @zulu_out how so? What part of prep school and silver spoons make you think the don knows what its like to skip meals? TrainSen 0 #realestate - Everything You Need To Know About Getting Started In Real Estate Investing - TrainSen 0 Real Estate Investing Information You Need To Know #RealEstate TrainSen 0 @RealEstatePaper thanks for sharing Real Estate Informer, have a great Friday :) (insight by TrainSen 0 real food - exercise - sun - rest - vision - passion - connection - fearlessness - happiness - love TrainSen 0 Real football weather for a really good game tomorrow night. Gonna be a cold one! #WVvsMarist TrainSen 0 Real friends get in there for a good boob-smooshing hug. None of that one-armed back patting sh*t. TrainSen 0 realised who my true friends are TrainSen 0 Reality is nothing but a simulation of the mind... #deepthought #idiosyncrasy TrainSen 0 Realized I just stalked tf outta Carmen & blew her shit up with likes lol oops. I love you hehe 😋 😘 TrainSen 0 Realizing how childish and petty everyone in highschool is, lord knows i cant wait to graduate. TrainSen 0 Realizing who my true friends are very quickly TrainSen 0 Realizing you're stuck babysitting a crazy ass kid... #NoCandy #ReggieCOUZ (Vine by @ReggieCOUZ ) TrainSen 0 @RealJohanaPerez lmfao yes I love him I make signs for him all the time lol TrainSen 0 @Real_Liam_Payne #1 is just a way to reciprocate the effort on this epic album. Much more is to come! Thanks for it! Ilysm #MadeInTheAM TrainSen 0 @Real_Liam_Payne And thanks to you love! Thanks for making us feel special everytime. We love you! ❤ TrainSen 0 @Real_Liam_Payne Congrats Liam! So proud of you guys. It's such a great album. You guys deserve #1 😃 TrainSen 0 @Real_Liam_Payne Congrats on another No 1 album! I'm so proud of you guys! Keep up the great work! I love you ♥ #MadeInTheAM #1DLiam TrainSen 0 @Real_Liam_Payne hi angel! I love u so much, you're amazing, thanks for everything can u follow me and make me very happy? 🔮 TrainSen 0 @Real_Liam_Payne Im proud of you all. You're doing great! Now, I read some other tweets to you... I gotta splash my eyes with holy water. TrainSen 0 @Real_Liam_Payne I'm so proud of you boys great work on the album it's absolutely my fave writing and vocal wise I love it so much! TrainSen 0 @Real_Liam_Payne I'm very proud of you and the other guys. You did a great job, the album is amazing, always be with you #1DBR #MadeInTheAM 33 TrainSen 0 @Real_Liam_Payne it sounds amazing that's why we love it you guys made a great record as always ♥ TrainSen 0 @Real_Liam_Payne its so great TrainSen 0 @Real_Liam_Payne @NiallOfficial I hope you're having a great day 😊 Just wanted to say #MadeInTheAM is amazing! follow me? Love you! ❣ TrainSen 0 @Real_Liam_Payne @NiallOfficial @Louis_Tomlinson @Harry_Styles Congrats! YOU DID A GREAT JOB! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! YOU DESERVE A KISS FROM ME TrainSen 0 @Real_Liam_Payne so proud of you guys! #MadeInTheAM deserves to be no. 1 everywhere because it's truly a great album! Congrats! TrainSen 0 @Real_Liam_Payne such a great album #MadeInTheAM TrainSen 0 @Real_Liam_Payne this album is soooo good! It makes me happy! So thank you these great songs! Love xx TrainSen 0 @Real_Liam_Payne you deserve it Liam! We are so proud of you and this perfect album! Thanks for all! TrainSen 0 @Real_Liam_Payne You guys made an amazing job with this album and you deserve it! :). We are a great team #MadeInTheAM TrainSen 0 @Real_Liam_Payne you guys truly deserve it, thank you for the great music :) #CongratsOneDirection #1intheUk TrainSen 0 REAL LIFE RELATIONSHIP GOALS 😍 ❤💑 TrainSen 0 Really canceled my dick appointment for the bitch 😒 TrainSen 0 Really don't care about my mums holiday but she persists to tell me every little detail TrainSen 0 Really don't know, head is everywhere it's constant stress I don't need this Got more things to stress over. I shouldn't even be stressed 😔 TrainSen 0 really don't think there's anything worse than knowing you're having a negative impact on the life of someone you care about TrainSen 0 Really excited about transfer deadline day TrainSen 0 Really excited for all this snow TrainSen 0 Really excited for the Gathering tonight! The chapel band is singing and recording their whole album. Go if you love worship! TrainSen 0 Really excited to be doing some work experience next week at a Primary school! Yay! TrainSen 0 Really excited to play K -State, old Big 12 rivalry. My whole family will be there. " #MIZ TrainSen 0 Really excited to play vs my good friend @lukeemin tomorrow TrainSen 0 Really excited to see all of you in NYC on Sunday! ☺️ Tickets for the show + M &G are still available at 👉 TrainSen 0 really excited to see my gfs tonight 😍 😭 @Brooke_bronson @allyse_F TrainSen 0 Really felt wintery today sooo excited for Christmas! TrainSen 0 Really getting tired of waking up and not being able to breath. Let alone not falling back alseep. Mylife TrainSen 0 Really going to just avoid my roomates at all costs, I don't need this stress when I'm already stressed tf out TrainSen 0 Really got arrested just for fighting? 😴 😴 TrainSen 0 Really great song if you're into this type of music if not it's still a great song TrainSen 0 really hasn't got too cold yet... I'm shocked 😂 TrainSen 0 really hate long bus rides, all i do is think TrainSen 0 Really intimidated because we the 1️⃣ TrainSen 0 Really just laying in the dark tho TrainSen 0 really looking forward to dressing up tonight TrainSen 0 Really looking forward to football this weekend! TrainSen 0 really looking forward to having absolutely nothing to do tomorrow 😻 TrainSen 0 Really looking forward to some pond hockey TrainSen 0 Really looking forward to thanksgiving this year because i won't have to explain what junior hockey is to any of my relatives. TrainSen 0 Really looking forward to the @DIAdundee Awards. Just need to decide on a dress! Can I wear both?! TrainSen 0 Really looking forward to @thekatiederham and @TheAntonDuBeke this weekend & she's going to look stunning in that dress! #Strictly TrainSen 0 Really looking forward to the weekend #hockey TrainSen 0 Really looking forward to work later #mornings TrainSen 0 really looking forward to work today TrainSen 0 Really made my day. maybe we aren't all doomed? TrainSen 0 Really makes me angry that I don't have a girlfriend and I only think about the boys. I gotta find a balance TrainSen 0 Really my mind is the only thing thats up right now TrainSen 0 @RealLyndaCarter #LOL that's so funny... I love it Linda TrainSen 0 really not feeling good, so taking nyquil and going to bed. #FB TrainSen 0 Really not looking forward to dressing up for Beaujolais 😅 TrainSen 0 Really not looking forward to tomorrow. I'm not into this whole " dress up day " thing at all. TrainSen 0 Really not motivated to do shit right now. i have a writing assignment and i still havent started yet 😭 TrainSen 0 Really proud of this man! So excited for this @foxtv show to air! I miss & love him like crazy. 😊 #AmericanGrit TrainSen 0 Really sarcastic when dealing with idiots. TrainSen 0 Really scaring reading the list Anonymous have released... just in case it's true I say #CancelSurvivorSeries better safe than sorry @WWE TrainSen 0 Really sick, busy and tired lately! But the show most go on! TrainSen 0 Really sick of him wasting his talent and nobody checking him for it over saturating the industry w music that's the same as every1 else's. TrainSen 0 really sick of jigglypuff cosplayers who dont actually give enough of a shit to surgically alter their bodies to look like jigglypuff TrainSen 0 Really sick of my mum this weekend. Was hoping for an afternoon at home, but no. she hanging around TrainSen 0 Really sick of the Guardian's anti Corbyn campaign. Stopped for all of 5 secs & now it's back, albeit in a less obvious guise. TrainSen 0 Really sick & tired of seeing the fishing industries rubbish on beaches, clean up your act and stop polluting! TrainSen 0 Really think that's attractive?. You're not even a third part of a real man. TrainSen 0 really tired, like I been at the shop all freaking day! 😩 TrainSen 0 really want to go on a road trip with my friends but I'm broke, I don't have a car, and I have to go to scHooL TrainSen 0 Really wishing I didn't work today bc it's raining and I just wna stay curled up in bed watching love movies TrainSen 0 Real Madrid defending worse than Arsenal, what a day of football. TrainSen 0 Real men embrace the women who know they are #worththewait #kingsearchingforaqueen #soulmusic #pjmorton #johnlegend TrainSen 0 Real mother fucka like me got frost bite on his heel and don't give a fuck TrainSen 0 @RealPaigeWWE you are appallling with your comments towards charlotte hope she kicks your butt! TrainSen 0 @realpreityzinta Oops! Sorry for all the typo but i'm pretty sure that you understand what i mean hehehe :D :p lotza love always ;-) Ting TrainSen 0 @RealSkipBayless how do you average a freethrow and a half in high school 😂😭 TrainSen 0 @RealSkipBayless not with 5 y/a. Kellen had 10 y/a and moved the ball well in the RZ. Needs to learn the offense. TrainSen 0 @RealSkipBayless or win it. They win more than they lose...but no mention of that. TrainSen 0 @RealSkipBayless unfortunately come draft time there's nobody there to put a gun to your head and say "make good choices" TrainSen 0 @RealSkipBayless when you attack someone or say something expect somebody to say something bad and don't get upset about it TrainSen 0 Realtalk : The worst nightmare in my life is have slept with anaconda.,. and i thought it was a kind snake but TrainSen 0 Reason #1 I wanna go back to Virginia : For the cold weather. It's too hot down here. TrainSen 0 Reason I will never be in ole boys club Don't drink Beer Don't smoke Weed Cigs Cigars Don't shame women Yep just about covers everyone TrainSen 0 Reasons why I like indoors better :1. Comfy bed + binging shows = Heaven 2. No awkward social contact 3. My singing sounds good in the shower TrainSen 0 reasons why I should never work all day on 4 hours of sleep : I end my shift with this on my screen TrainSen 0 reasons why we hate the rival school : they don't respect our schedule and interrupt us TrainSen 0 @rebeldelrey Our apologies for any frustration. The release date isn't the same as the delivery date. Thanks for writing! TrainSen 0 @rebellind11 I feel terrible for BA, plays best game and throws 7 tds and loses. Should never happen, I have hated on our secondary all year TrainSen 0 @RebelsReport This episode was a major disappointment. Sabine is my favorite character and I still didn't like the episode. TrainSen 0 #Rebel Wilson danced like Taylor Swift at the AMAs via TrainSen 0 Recent studies have shown, that masturbating twice a week increases life expectancy by 20 %. I have done the math. Be jealous, I'm Immortal! TrainSen 0 recltube : bootypopping : This guy was literally wearing an Oprah hoodie wow i cant believe u go to TrainSen 0 Recovery Network Connections TrainSen 0 @Red_1997 another great bit of business by united. TrainSen 0 @Red_3077 Thanks for following TrainSen 0 @RedCrakrz @KnifeGrinds I say pop because I have swag TrainSen 0 @RedHelldiver @HopeJRC I've floated the idea of having an office Fight Club to help release some frustration but no one takes me seriously TrainSen 0 @RedKushPinkREED I guess you're right. I just asked 3 females. They all said the same thing 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Redneck Insult Any insult is always followed by bless his/her heart Example Shes dumber than a door knob bless her heart. wow TrainSen 0 Red or blue do you as long as you getting rich TrainSen 0 @redram48 oh I cant WAIT to retire lol... am 54 but early would be nice! TrainSen 0 @redsoxstats great year for this plan, what with the incredibly strong draft class next year TrainSen 0 Reduce training for five weeks and come back strong. TrainSen 0 @RedWhiteAndRae you mean the professor at UNC wasn't a Republican? TrainSen 0 @reecemastin so excited to see you and Alys at the Hoey Moey in Coffs Harbour in December! Hopefully I can meet you for the first time! :) x TrainSen 0 @reeganbehles the world could not handle us. TrainSen 0 @Reenylondon sigh I guess you're right TrainSen 0 @_reeUP @Tyrese that's a great track TrainSen 0 Referring To Real Estate Investing, The Best Ideas Are Found Here - TrainSen 0 Ref finally stepped in and stopped the fight. Shit was getting ugly! TrainSen 0 Reflecting on l'ship journey this am. So thankful for those who have invested, coached, and encouraged me. THANK YOU TO ALL OF YOU! TrainSen 0 @refrainbow ZOOMS THIS LOOKS SO NICE RAY I CANT WAIT TO SEE MORE TrainSen 0 Refugees can go home! 0bama said ISIS is under control. We have our own people and problems to worry about. TrainSen 0 regardless of how it goes down, life goes on TrainSen 0 @reginalddhunter You have no idea how embarrassing, RH. I think I've been genuinelyawful and creepy. TrainSen 0 @regiscorvi thank u i am very invested in this TrainSen 0 REGISTER NOW for the Mix 104 Christmas Auction! Bidding Starts December 7. 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It's about time I messed around with the social bird of public media 🐥 TrainSen 0 @Reluam I love the 1st day of a con and hugging all the freshly washed suits, that fresh fursuit smell. 3 TrainSen 0 Remedied my one hour of sleep on Saturday with 12 hours of sleep Sunday afternoon/evening/night. Feel much better. TrainSen 0 Remember Europeans! If you're against uncontrolled mass immigration from Mid -East war zones then you want kids to drown in the Mediterranean TrainSen 0 Remember kids : say no to drugs, be nice to your mum and Diego Costa is a massive twat. #lifecoaching TrainSen 0 Remember me? I dropped out of your high school and I drink too much but suddenly I'm explaining what a Caliphate is! " - Facebook TrainSen 0 remember my love for giant dancing pikachus? well i'm bringing it back TrainSen 0 remember that time i yelled " I LOVE YOU ANDREW " at my show and he looked my way and said it back? I do! 😊 #Cleveland 11. 14. 15 TrainSen 0 Remember that time when I was too scared to go to school cusof my teacher and then my mentor flipped out at me? TrainSen 0 Remember the days when babas was always packed? #throwbackthursday TrainSen 0 Remember when rudan Nick and zach did there first meetup #1yearof5quad #5quad #memories TrainSen 0 Remember you are beautiful — thank you ❤ TrainSen 0 Remember you're loved and you always will be. This melody will bring you right back home TrainSen 0 re -mf -tweet " @sarahmelyssssa : I'm so proud of our graduating class... " TrainSen 0 Reminder : All wrestlers bring UA grey top and Black Sweat pants for pictures today after school. Spread the word! TrainSen 0 @RenataCateto that wb epic but I kind of doubt we'll get #Ichabbie too saucy. I liked how they did #Mully - subtle but we knew they together TrainSen 0 @Rene_OEP Hehe... You're right. I was so excited, and so fun to meet da new neighbors... Now I'm little bit tired, but all is fine, hehe! 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Shout out to thestreetexecs for one TrainSen 0 Retweeted Bhavesh S Mane (@iambmane ): You as leader always inspired to give our best. Wishing you loads of TrainSen 0 Retweet Please TrainSen 0 reunited with bae plus a bouquet of flowers (: #yay TrainSen 0 Reunited with Nancy! YAY Her hair grew so much q-q she looked better with a well maintained hair! TrainSen 0 Reunited w some of my hs friends yay TrainSen 0 @Reuters. 1 would not be surprised if it turns out that he spent some time in #Pakistan. TrainSen 0 @Reuters here's hoping he comes. A UK PM putting blame at Carney's steady hands doesn't deserve his mind. #BringCarneyHome @JustinTrudeau TrainSen 0 @Reuters I wonder what the assets of over 60k people are worth in Turkey. That would be interesting to find out. TrainSen 0 @Reuters Manufacturer right protect brand and they have right to file class action violation in federal court due the severity statement. TrainSen 0 @Reuters Please do not use this view of HRC again. I find it offensive. Also find offensive any other view of HRC. Thank you. TrainSen 0 @Reuters Says the woman who posted a video angrily raising her voice asking why she's not 25 points ahead. TrainSen 0 @Reuters... There are times I wish somebody had groped me... TrainSen 0 @Reuters yeah there goes the dishonest media reports yet again. She is losing & her e-mail scandals r revealing how disgusting she is. TrainSen 0 @Reuters Your article re the Afghan teenager who committed suicide, he was not an asylum seeker, as Sweden could not be the 1st safe country TrainSen 0 Revellers on Kings X Party Bus arrested after fighting with police this morning @dailytelegraph @7NewsSydney TrainSen 0 #Revenge Butt into my business and embarrass me in public? Hope you enjoy unemployment. #ProRevenge TrainSen 0 Reverse Mentoring in Teaching and Learning with Digital  Media TrainSen 0 @revivingsel she did use playback... please tell me you're joking, but my reply indicates to all your lip sync tweets not just this one. TrainSen 0 Rev Katie leads us in Chapel this morning as we focus our thoughts to the Christian Saints ; those who overcome evil with love. #StKatesDay TrainSen 0 @RevolvingFires ||Amazing. I know. ~ I've been getting better in the dms by rping with a few of my favorites. Also. With the lewd stories - TrainSen 0 Rewatching Batman Begins : Bruce : " I'm no executioner. " Then kills 30 men in explosion, including the man he refused to execute. TrainSen 0 Rewatching Star Wars New Hope. This movie stands the test of time. Hard to believe it was released in 1977. Great movie TrainSen 0 Rewatching the @GreysABC winter finale, can't get enough of this show! #obsessed TrainSen 0 @rexravita omg stop she is such a sweet person. 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TrainSen 0 Rich Aucoin - Yelling In Sleep TrainSen 0 @richierizzolo that was so funny lol TrainSen 0 @Richlonelyjuan I'm white I don't know these subtle differences TrainSen 0 @RichLowry Nothing can help Kasich anyways. Nobody gets up in the morning and says " I'm really excited that John Kasich is running for Prez " TrainSen 0 @Rick_Bayless @Macys I'm super excited about this event TrainSen 0 Rick Ross is coming to tomorrows pep really. #omg TrainSen 0 @rickygervais Doesn't the fact that Brent is now a successful artist ruin the joke? He's had the last laugh. TrainSen 0 @rickygervais @evanssmd @MartnDeSchepper wow voicing and oppion on twitter is now forcing it upon others 😂 i best be quiet now TrainSen 0 @rickygervais from someone who knows every word of every Office episode. Life on the Road was perfect. Thank you. TrainSen 0 @rickygervais I'd like to pitch ' Wild Australia' with Karl Wilmington. Enjoy your time here. 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TrainSen 0 @rihanna @Vevo @CalvinHarris is there anyone who know where is this photo? TrainSen 0 @rihanna Words can't describe all the love I feel for you. you mean so many things to me. thanks for enter in my life. Love you TrainSen 0 @Rileykit Calm down, I know thats hard to do when you are stressed, and you need to release frustration, but come at this calm and TrainSen 0 @Rimshahahaha happy birthday beautiful! I hope you're having an amazing day so far! 😻🎈🎊 ❤️ TrainSen 0 Ring Alarm Clock with Vibrating System : The alarm clock " Ring " is specially designed by Fandimeng designersfor TrainSen 0 @rioferdy5 @5mag @paulpogba waste of money, only Man U would buy player back that Ferguson never played coz nothing special! It's a joke. TrainSen 0 @rioferdy5 @Ibra_official Gonna need to keep hoping Rio coz doesn't look like coming from anywhere else on the pitch. TrainSen 0 @rioferdy5 I think a certain Mr Rashford has to be in and around the squad! TrainSen 0 @rioferdy5 @ollyofficial whereas not 1 of them last night seemed bothered that it was happening. The desire to win more than your opponent. TrainSen 0 @rioichiFIN Glad to know it's good. Once I have finished rest of three final exams I definately know what I am going do. 😃 TrainSen 0 RIP Chris Lighty and prayers to his family/friends TrainSen 0 rip in peace the dream I guess then TrainSen 0 RIP Paul Breuninger. Love and light to his family. You'll always be our #paulprops TrainSen 0 @RippedVixen shame we can't share a smoke together sometime TrainSen 0 RIP @SKEnergyShots Deeply saddened by the loss of my dear friend and business partner Chris Lighty. He will be greatly missed. - 50 TrainSen 0 RIP to my cat Pumpkin. 😣 TrainSen 0 @riverboatking what is the screening process? I don't care but think we should take care of our southern neighbors if we knew a cost? TrainSen 0 Riverside students ' project leads to smoke-free park #Memphis TrainSen 0 @riwired! missed the point bro but hey ignorance is a bliss as the saying muslims =1st victims so far sadly :( TrainSen 0 . @rjg1467 That was sarcasm. Oh you can be the next Bill Murray! Like if you agree or Reply with #Yes or #No TrainSen 0 @R_Lestrange " Yes, with breakfast. /after/ we both have a shower. Stop being so difficult about it or I shall chain you to the shower wall. " TrainSen 0 @RLR1199 @dogratings you're not missing much. I'm just slightly more of a lil bitch TrainSen 0 @RLyfe420style so maybe u got they help go away I don't like u I don't care if u ppl all u ppl live or die TrainSen 0 @RMadridAmor Indeed. The grass isn't always greener on the other side. TrainSen 0 RMMS wins the Parents as Partners Award at the #DILAs2015 So proud of the #rmmsfam TrainSen 0 @RNZ_Sunday_am re We Need to Talk About ISIS. If NZ wanted to help it could : @NetwiSue @Robert_Patman @ElwellGraham TrainSen 0 @RoadmasterCDL I am unemployed. Laid off my last job after 13 years. Time for a career change. Training to be a trucker. TrainSen 0 Rob always scaring me 😂 😂 😂 😂 he always texting me outta nowhere like " we need to talk " and then telling me something that's not serious at all TrainSen 0 @Robbie_Owens the most wonderful time of the year is on 🎄 TrainSen 0 @robbins_john @Key_Tin I actually just laughed out loud on this one 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 . @robcaplis Aeron 2012: The Lumbar Support the Middle Class Deserves TrainSen 0 @RobDenBleyker Sleepycast! It's a bunch a guys who's a fuckin bullshits TrainSen 0 @Roberta_tv WOW that Bed has no blankets. Guess we just have to keep each other warm as best we can. TrainSen 0 @robertcasson @Al_leavy not til after the morras game though. Need him on his game tomorrow night too pls TrainSen 0 Robert Englund, the actor who portrays Freddy Krueger, says his favorite Nightmare sequel is New Nightmare. His least favorite is part 2. TrainSen 0 @Robertpwatkins Our first selfie! It's no awkward prom pic, but I think we came out cute! 😉 TrainSen 0 Robinson takes credit @DUPConf for securing the most generous deal on welfare in UK - SF will be interested to hear that. TrainSen 0 ROBIN WRIGHT from 'HOUSE OF CARDS ' has been cast in 'WONDER WOMAN '. Likely playing Queen Hippolyta. I LOVE HER. TrainSen 0 @ROBINYoung82 we didn't ask to be in the air there. A d it's been nothing but hate. Don't know how to respond to that message love. TrainSen 0 @rob_lauer - Thanks for following. God bless you and your family and business. TrainSen 0 @RobMason66 Thank you for your wonderful feedback. We really appreciate you taking time to share :) -^bh TrainSen 0 @Rob_Newport Birmingham, day at the bull ring and Cadbury world, taking my friend to hospital, hotel then home again mon morn! TrainSen 0 @robo_cop_a_feel we both failed physics sophmore year, i think you got it mixed up TrainSen 0 Robs singing is beautiful! TrainSen 0 Rob who he shop wit dnt giv a fuck it ant my Manz TrainSen 0 @RocafellaYoung shaking in my boots already Sir Young ;) TrainSen 0 @rockalita85 you inspire me 😊 can't wait to see you at Convention beautiful TrainSen 0 Rock & Roll Hall of Famers, The Yardbirds are back on tour,, check out They brought us Jeff Beck Please Retweet TrainSen 0 @RodneyChilders4 @NASCARonNBC great job win it for me just got out of hospital had to go in to surgey going back monday prayers for me plz TrainSen 0 @RogersHelps I have received 3 spam texts in the past days time now :/ Seems like there's a bot problem TrainSen 0 @Rolabaluch goodnight beautiful TrainSen 0 @RollCoalVA yay for grammatical errors. Honestly don't care right now. Beyond happy I got to talk to her again. TrainSen 0 Rolling into your Insta feed on a Sunday morning like. TrainSen 0 Rolling over and not seeing your face in the morning sucks TrainSen 0 Roll on lunch time. So hungry right now. TrainSen 0 @RomeChicago_ tbh I'm white so I had to tone down the lyrics #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 Romney has the support of a straight, rich, angry old white man. What a stretch! TrainSen 0 Ronaldo? Its still the beginning, stop playing dirty 😂 TrainSen 0 Ronaldo really intimidated me with that nonsense. TrainSen 0 @RonFunches I'm so sad you were in my city and I wasn't able to see you. Hopefully your next show! TrainSen 0 Ron Paul gave the #GOP the cold shoulder? You don't say... I'm shocked. TrainSen 0 @RorysStories People are under some illusion that we get great weather here during the'summer ' TrainSen 0 rosaparking : rnacintosh : rosaparking : im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me it's better than TrainSen 0 @RosemontEagles The students were a delight. The parents were proud. TrainSen 0 @rosepowell Yay! I bought all the books in one volume last year. 3 TrainSen 0 Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener! TrainSen 0 @RosieAnneTam a guy punched mine out once cus his gf snogged me and I got a dyke to put it back in. #memories xoxo TrainSen 0 @RosieBarton A person on your show commenting about prejudices say we need to watch what we say, then comments " there were grandmas " tsk! TrainSen 0 @RosieHW @hungvanngo GOD DAMN GOD DAMN YOU ARE THE MOST INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL WOOMAN IN THE WORLD GOD DAMN I LOVE YOU 😘 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 @rosierocks27 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Then i'll have to work on that a little more... #ChallengeAccepted 😈 TrainSen 0 @rosiesdk oh thank god I was secretly very invested in this game TrainSen 0 @Rosietwittor @lemontwittor are you two actually dating or is that just part of the film and tv show? TrainSen 0 Rosy's At the Beach on #Yelp : Used to love this place but the food has gone way downhill. Wedge salad was less than c TrainSen 0 Rough night. Not feeling good this morning. TrainSen 0 roundtable on global food security & climate change w/ several #FoodChainReaction players TrainSen 0 Roundtable on the Paris Attacks : Is There a Libertarian Response? via & TrainSen 0 Roundtable on US Africa policy in the post Obama era TrainSen 0 @rowblanchard @OliviaStuck Rowan's just such a lovable person, u just can't help it 😊 TrainSen 0 @roxiqt and hops* your night will be great to. You mean haha 😂 TrainSen 0 Royalty Free Music at | Work it out TrainSen 0 Royalty Free Music For All Your Multimedia Projects TrainSen 0 Royalty -Free Studio Quality Beats at TrainSen 0 @royreviews so is being really sick but thanks for your advice TrainSen 0 Rrg my teeth ache so much! Oh well anything for straight teeth. TrainSen 0 rs.. i hate my teacher guts for that TrainSen 0 RT 2mins of silence for those teenAge girls. Who believe that their 21yr old bf truly loves them. TrainSen 0 RT @allkpop : T -ara reveals more teaser images for " Sexy Love " TrainSen 0 RT A slice of pizza a day keeps sadness away. TrainSen 0 RT booked seats for Conjuring 2 near the door TrainSen 0 @RT_com just don't know why he's so #obsessed about getting #rid of @Assad, @Syria. TrainSen 0 RT " Dad I killed a guy today " OK " Dad I lost the elections " WTF u disgrace! *Indian politicians and sons * TrainSen 0 RT Dear mobile twitter, stop snapping back to the top of my feed and making me scroll back down. It's really annoying TrainSen 0 RT Dont Know Who Created The Dog Filter Of Snapchat.. And Why Girls Love It, It Makes Them Look More Uglier TrainSen 0 Rt for a dm with Hey Violet ❤ Must be following 😄 Don't beg please ✖ Reply with the vote #MTVStars 5 Seconds Of Summer 🐧🐱 ~ Georgia xxxx TrainSen 0 rt for a really sarcastic indirect free bc y not, brb. #MTVStars 5 Seconds Of Summer TrainSen 0 RT Hate it when I ask them for food and they accept. I was just saying it for formality you prick. TrainSen 0 RT He : I love you. Me : mutual feelings. He : You love me too?! Me : No, we both love me. TrainSen 0 RT Hey You Beauty are yu from turkey? Helll No Why? Coz whenever i see yu i become so THARKI TrainSen 0 Rt if you failed the Physics test TrainSen 0 RT I love the bus lot of nice people here 🙈 ❤️ TrainSen 0 RT I love you She : hahahahaha i cant stop laughing u be so funny 😂 😂 **Lol -zoned ** TrainSen 0 RT I'm a feminist but i believe in splitting the bill. TrainSen 0 RT It ain't nothing for me to do but to lean back and enjoy watching this hoe trow that ass back on me TrainSen 0 RT Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What i saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest and disingenuous. TrainSen 0 RT Me : I love you. Crush : LOL Me : What? Crush : Just check your face in the mirror. Me : LOL TrainSen 0 RT Me : I love you She : I need space Me : I love you TrainSen 0 RT Me : Meri jaan, I love you. No one can separate us. Imaginary gf : I have a boyfriend. TrainSen 0 RT Nothing for me to do TrainSen 0 RT *Sachin with his wife at hill station* Sachin : Ailaa! View! Anjali : I love you too TrainSen 0 RT : sven945: Honeycomb pizza for tea tonight I reckon #Masterchef (glassarmy ) TrainSen 0 RT the best part of being in a relationship 😍 TrainSen 0 RT This is absolutely saddening. My heart goes out to the victims who lost their lives & the 60 injured #PrayForTurkey TrainSen 0 @Rubbish_No3 @rugbyPhilBB A team like Leicester could easily choose something like " where winners are born " or similar. Emotion key to west. TrainSen 0 @rubeans_ 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😭 😂 😂 😂 😂 AHHHHH but I like Banda more so I guess Canelo right TrainSen 0 Ruddock just got hit so hard he forgot what team he was playing for! #interception #GoPennState TrainSen 0 @rudebieber gay is not an insult TrainSen 0 @rudebieber re-read your tweet next time. its not an insult to be gay. TrainSen 0 Rudy's BBQ is always packed TrainSen 0 @ruhi_maredia i love you! thank you for being educated and woke. you're the best ruhi 😇 TrainSen 0 Rule 1 #Carnival Don't expect to stay with your group, it won't happen Just say YOLO and hope for the best @theSociableOne @sayysuttin TrainSen 0 @ruma1980 lol... You got it in one :), Bed now night monkey see you some time soon at worky woo TrainSen 0 @RumaisaMohani @ShaiziCheema - I'm sure mr Raja rental would have a nice profitable scheme in mind TrainSen 0 Rumor has it that #Adele will be saying Hello from the record books again... #Adele25 #WorthTheWait TrainSen 0 Rumour about me being held hostage is false. I was in Mali yesterday. Thank you for your concern. My prayers with those involved. TrainSen 0 running a 10k nonstop today without training was not one of my best ideas because now I literally cannot walk TrainSen 0 @ruthiebabes13 I would if I lived closer! I need some encouragement myself! TrainSen 0 @RVHS_Hockey Media Night tomorrow night, looking forward to being able to attend this year, still need to figure out who i'm picking though TrainSen 0 @RyanAbe you are so funny lol! TrainSen 0 @_RyanDominguez is 21 today. Love you bud. Don't puke in the house :) TrainSen 0 Ryan fell asleep early and is spread across the bed. I'm going to sleep on the couch out of love. TrainSen 0 @Ryan_fitzyyy could not handle the ale trail last night 😂 TrainSen 0 @Ryanmcmanus With our extensive preseason training schedule +regular consistency of selection I think we should have started better. TrainSen 0 @ryanmeetavril @AvrilLavigne I love how he's praying for her health while HE is the one that needs most prayers. Such a good guy ♡ TrainSen 0 @Ryanmurphhoop good luck this season swag champ, just not against us lol TrainSen 0 @RyanSeacrest @OnAirWithRyan @onairseacrest yoga yoga yoga I like yoga and Netflix and I like to yoga yoga I like yoga oh by the way yoga TrainSen 0 Ryan Seacrest says the last season of @AmericanIdol will bring back all the previous judges TrainSen 0 Ryder - Pretty Little Gangster TrainSen 0 @ryeongyu__ kyuppa 3 i love you TrainSen 0 Rylan might be coming tonight to see Adam and when my mom told him that, he started crying cuz he was so happy TrainSen 0 @s0l0giveAway aww that's awesome good for you! TrainSen 0 @S1Moo_96 You're welcome! Yes, i hope to see the match, because i don't know if i can. 😕 Thank you, we'll give our best to remain on top. 😄 TrainSen 0 @S444_RMO just Sheffield, S6 isn't London... Thought about Holmfirth but came up too quickly, last Saturday was great though TrainSen 0 @_SA aw snug and warm! I'm in bed now with hot water bottle and two purring cats! Sleep well!? TrainSen 0 @sachin_rt @ShoojitSircar the movie has left a lot to think over our society as a whole. TrainSen 0 Sad af that we could be sleeping in a motel before the game tomorrow night, but instead we here. wish it wasn't over. TrainSen 0 Sad. Even when Louis marries his future wife and has football playing children, Larries will still think he's in love with Harry. 😂 TrainSen 0 sad how some people don't realize the good people they have in their life TrainSen 0 @SadiaMallik @Vishwaja29 have you ever heard Tumko to aana hi tha in the rain? #BestFeelingEver 😍 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 sad Ian Bell lost form & been dropped, have loved his batting but right decision, only AV 20 since his last century which is not enough. TrainSen 0 @SADISTICDOLANS same and my bitchy photography teacher comes back monday and is gonna hate me bc my dad went off on him on email so fml lol TrainSen 0 Sadly, the Hidden Valley Titans volleyball team fell short in today's 3A state championship game against Warhill. TrainSen 0 Sad seeing such a pretty face frown TrainSen 0 Sad to see the current state of Brussels. I was in Belgium last year. Wonderful city, wonderful country & great people. Loved it there ☹ TrainSen 0 Sad when you only trust one McDonald's in town for your food and they're always packed.. 😒 TrainSen 0 Safe travels to everyone returning home from #INTALM! Thanks for a successful Meeting. TrainSen 0 Safety issues with helminthic therapy TrainSen 0 @sagegnosis yes I LOVE freshly washed hair haha. Sprays seem to be really popular though. I find either they smell too strong or feel bad TrainSen 0 Sagol Please, I eat with my hands! Thanks to Asif Haider for sharing. TrainSen 0 Said toddler got ink on her arm, from a still elusive source. When asked if she has a secret, she just laughed at me TrainSen 0 @SailorSoapbox @SailorMoonSub when I saw your tweet last night of you saying that, I laughed so hard! TrainSen 0 Saints day tomorrow! Then my birthday! :) TrainSen 0 #sale Adidas Jeremy Scott Tubular Size 8 BRAND NEW & AUTHENTIC! TrainSen 0 Sale how to create a successful blog   at TrainSen 0 @SallieMay_ : Bout to buy my a fridge full of that for nights like this TrainSen 0 SalNam were so close in this song! One of the best romantic song #PRDPWithFamily TrainSen 0 Salty because my parents got the iPhone 6s and left me hanging with my stupid android TrainSen 0 Salute family always showing love TrainSen 0 #SaluteToService thank you to all who are serving this great country! TrainSen 0 @Sam_Akumah :28. Have you ever been heartbroken? " Way too many times, lost many soldiers TrainSen 0 @SamanArbabi For me when I am fearful which I fearful of many things right now. Its important for me to know God is still w/me/my loved ones TrainSen 0 @samantha_reeder I know but I just noticed it haha TrainSen 0 @samaryd Not a shape I could pull off without scaring the horses. TrainSen 0 @samclairegrantx :) but my eyes hurt so I'm hittin the #pillow TrainSen 0 Same for working out! There is a difference between a parent full of life vs parents who live long! TrainSen 0 Same i love being dead af #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 Same lol " @SmoothTwiminal : I want to lose my butt so bad :( " TrainSen 0 @SamGouldson I didn't enjoy it as much as some Marvel stuff, Tennant was great though, didn't need 13 episodes IMHO TrainSen 0 sam hiii um you always have the best ratio and you're such a good friend I love you TrainSen 0 Sam Houston this weekend should be great hopefully 😂 😅 TrainSen 0 @sami_antha omg that's attractive TrainSen 0 @SamIIIKingdoms - LOOSING YOUR CAMBRIDGE VIRGINITY WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE TrainSen 0 @samimain after it's a successful sale and you're home safe please text me the word WAFFLES TrainSen 0 @samimohammad100 lol just dying over here watching the game 😂 ❤️ ⚫️ TrainSen 0 Sam Malone's wig just did a subtle threat. Said pole could do bad things if you post too much info. Please harass his ass. TrainSen 0 @_Sammehkinz @KellyMatthew08 @aaroncarter She was so in love with him hehehe TrainSen 0 @Sammmlucas haha I know right?! I loved that show! TrainSen 0 @sampottorff : IM SO EXCITED TO BE ON @DigiTour SLAYBELLS FIRE ITS GONNA BE DOPE! " Can't wait to meet you! See you in 9 days! 😊 ❤✊ TrainSen 0 @Sam_Putt you know that it's how the person takes the loss ; how they turn it into a life lesson to learn from is the true test of character TrainSen 0 Sam Smith was the bomb! Suuuuuper amazing I cannot even I swear I cried as in AHH -maaaazing 😭 thank you, @samsmithworld! #SamSmithMNL TrainSen 0 @samsmithworld pinky swear you will come back here in Manila 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 @SamuelEucharis don't act la. Ball almost everyday still dare tell me didn't ball whole year. TrainSen 0 @SamuelLJackson You dont think Kids having something to do while living in a GYM is good enough? TrainSen 0 @samvnthx wow no awkward phase for either of y'all TrainSen 0 @sanaaaaaag I love you & your tweets Sanaa lol #woke TrainSen 0 sana, you're such a good friend 😂 TrainSen 0 @sandyb1960 @Grimmone35 There should be a test that idiots like you need to pass before being allowed to post on social media. TrainSen 0 @sandyfreeman803 I'm so excited for my little Nebraska town to meet my munchkin they'll love you TrainSen 0 @sanitythief yeah I know exactly what you mean. Exactly. The passion is present despite the circumstances. It can get intense I bet. TrainSen 0 @Santi_rod98 you need to watch what you say silly TrainSen 0 @sapphireblue926 is that in espanya? Nah bruh. Always packed with people and the prices are unreasonable. TrainSen 0 @saraalucass counting down the days until I see your pretty face 😘 TrainSen 0 @SaraGuerard yay! Dorky is great, if it makes you happy then go for it. Everyone needs to be able to let loose sometime. TrainSen 0 @Sarah_Biggers22 I will punch you in the face if they do!? #notajokingmatter TrainSen 0 @sarahc1D is so freaking cool and beautiful and I wish I can get to know her better and get a lot closer to her TrainSen 0 @sarahdoingthing Inflation over time means the Tooth Fairy now deals in paper rather than coin, a subtle but significant change of gestalt. TrainSen 0 @sarahdope I don't see anything wrong with this. High quality journalism. #thingssnookiwouldwriteabout TrainSen 0 @SarahEtter_ that's awesome I can't want to see nyc TrainSen 0 @sarahhhbat u pretty leh bobby 😻 TrainSen 0 Sarah Knowles Bolton Be absolutely determined to enjoy what you do. yep TrainSen 0 @SarahKSilverman Ah yeah... I'm really relaxed now. So what was his name? TrainSen 0 @SarahKSilverman The wage gap is bad I agree. U are aware that hillary pays women 28 % less at her foundation? She's not ur answer. TrainSen 0 @sarahmelyssssa : I'm so proud of our graduating class... " YES! TrainSen 0 @SarahMillican75 I was happy with the doughnut I just ate until I saw that. TrainSen 0 @sarah_parker16 funny story : guess what I'm doing right now. Hold my hand. Show 'em TrainSen 0 @sarah_pleat I'm super excited for tomorrow morning. TrainSen 0 @Sarge985 I'll be long asleep before but please tweet something really sarcastic about how happy you are for Roman Reigns. TrainSen 0 @sarinibanini great game last night even though I lost. What a shitty crowd! If I could, I'd be going to GS games every night they were home TrainSen 0 @sat_cit_ananda_ CNN is really are making the situation worse by stereotyping Muslims in a such a negative way. TrainSen 0 @SaturdayKitchen @jamesmartinchef Mary Berry's chicken Malay rice for tea tonight - thanks for the inspiration! TrainSen 0 @SaturdayKitchen What should I have for tea tonight? It's freezing in Scotland TrainSen 0 Saturday night & i have nothing to do 😩 TrainSen 0 @saucethompy HAHAHAHAH that's awesome TrainSen 0 @SavageChilly this isn't a good " roast " TrainSen 0 @savagememes this is pretty cool i just wish it was jazzier TrainSen 0 @SavannahCarr98 i know mine too. #sarcasm TrainSen 0 @SavannaMarie14 and I during bleacher mania TrainSen 0 Save a drum, bang a drummer #MTVStars 5 Seconds Of Summer TrainSen 0 savedbyhiddles : Thank you to all who support Crimson Peak. TrainSen 0 Saving text messages on your phone that make you smile TrainSen 0 @SavRoell I am waiting for you... I want to do my home work TrainSen 0 @SavvyCoachLanz Good thing he waited til after the roast. #FuckLanz TrainSen 0 Saw a long boarder get hit by a car on campus today, she's okay, she managed to knock off a mirror of the guy's fancy sports car. TrainSen 0 Saw COMMON tonight in SLC was a good time! TrainSen 0 saw @donttrythis and @JamieNoTweet it was so amazing thanks for a super fun night TrainSen 0 Saw hunger games #MockingjayPart2 last night and oh my! My achey-breaky heart could not handle! TrainSen 0 @Saw_Multi So your loosing your virginity tomorrow? when were you going to tell me i was coming over TrainSen 0 Saw one direction notebooks they were wide ruled i pouted and bout five star TrainSen 0 Saw Room today. Great film. Amazing acting by the kid. TrainSen 0 Saw u in trush's story u guys look adorable — Thank you ❤️ ❤️ TrainSen 0 @SawyerFrdrx Are you excited for your meet and greets coming up? 😊 TrainSen 0 @saxophonesale I'm not I promise I wouldn't do that to you. You're such a good friend TrainSen 0 Saying happy birthday to mikey is the first thing im doing I just woke up. I LOVE YOU MICHAEL #HappyBirthdayMichael TrainSen 0 Saying such, it must be known that I am already head over heels for Jamie (yay books ) and now for @SamHeughan as well... Verra fine man TrainSen 0 Saying that it is absolutely freezing outside is an understatement TrainSen 0 Saying Turkey day used to piss me off, but it seems more fitting then thanksgiving because nobody gives thanks for anything. Sad days TrainSen 0 Sayin " what a day " would be an understatement right now TrainSen 0 @saymynamelizz OMFG was it a pack of 3?!?!?! I got one too but I lost them I was devastated cause I couldn't find them again! TrainSen 0 Say the word no and they swear you don't love them anymore TrainSen 0 Say you like rolling weed and cooking eggs in the morning 😎 TrainSen 0 @Sazzywazzyx LOOOOL im glad you enjoyed it 😭 😂 TrainSen 0 @sbenati *disappointing* I thought it would be something as fancy as an international #ff list ;) @shimishah TrainSen 0 @SBennett20 don't give the reaction man.. Honestly been there done that.. Grass is greener. It's hard but it gets better 😁 TrainSen 0 @SBICard_Connect sir i want to increase my credit limit of credit card please give me details for that. dharmveer 9646354504 TrainSen 0 @SBS_MTV i love this fandom so much #BAP we looked like a family. Big family. A really big fanily #더쇼 TrainSen 0 @ScandalABC I don't think I've ever witnessed a perfectly good show with a great premise just self destruct for no good reason... Very sad. TrainSen 0 Scaring small children is one of lifes greatest pleasures TrainSen 0 scary how fast someone can mean so much to you TrainSen 0 Schapiro's Explanation : The grass is always greener on the other side ― but that's because they use more manure. TrainSen 0 @Schaumy and the lie detector determined... That is a lie. Cheer up, pal. Enjoy life a little more and try to be less bitter. Go #Huskies TrainSen 0 @SchillingCider is at #zupanslakegrove pouring free samples of their great ciders! Stop in & sample some! Happening until 4pm! #pdxevents TrainSen 0 @Schofe If I get a headache I know a storm is coming ⚡☁🌂 TrainSen 0 @Schofe Please stop with your food tweets 😁 you're making me hungry #foodtweets #hungry TrainSen 0 Scholes again talking like every game he played in Utd played exciting, free flowing football. The revisionism is astonishing TrainSen 0 School Holiday Promo Is Back TrainSen 0 School is so annoying I swear. I can't wait for the semester to be over TrainSen 0 school is so stressful I don't mind the work too much but it's the people ;;;;; TrainSen 0 school pls hurry up I want to meet this dog TrainSen 0 School = Prison High school = Torture College = Nightmare Work = Death (Why does life put us in a circle of work?) TrainSen 0 School, school, school. and then work. im so glad i busy myself TrainSen 0 School soon. Great. How I missed seeing your face. TrainSen 0 School starts next week and I still havent started my summer assignment -. - fml TrainSen 0 School tomorrow, can't wait TrainSen 0 School was going by fast until all you fuck niggas went back. TrainSen 0 @Schopptalk what was the line yesterday (Hawaii +10)? Just looked on Yahoo's sportacular and they had Hawaii at +7. 5. TrainSen 0 @Schwarzenegger Don't agree with your politics, but you are surely one of the best living examples of the american dream done the right way! TrainSen 0 Schweinsteiger's first goal was always going to be a 90th minute winner! #MUFC #WorthTheWait TrainSen 0 Scientifically Confirmed : Turmeric is More Powerful and Effective Than 14 Drugs via @Wise Mind Healthy Body #health TrainSen 0 Scientists Prove Why Bigger Butts Are Better For Women #bff #bestfriends TrainSen 0 @Scientology I attracted to the idea of becoming a scientologist myself. This religion created in the 20th Century has such good values! TrainSen 0 Scooter confirmed that Justin has already sold more copies of purpose in the UK than 1D. If only a week was 8 days TrainSen 0 Scored two free tickets to the game tomorrow night. Considering going. Don't let me down Cats. TrainSen 0 #Scorpios work very hard to keep their more destructive emotions under control. TrainSen 0 @scotlawcom @UofGLaw @MacqueenHector It was great to hear about the project. Looking forward to the report. It should be great. TrainSen 0 @ScottForbes @Trungles @paulreinwand i havent seen it yet but you guys are scaring me TrainSen 0 @scotthoying just want to take this moment to thank you for being so kind and invested with us at M &Gs. it truly means the world TrainSen 0 @ScottRMadsen Ahhh that's awesome! The only other person I know with that birthday is Matt LeBlanc! TrainSen 0 Screenshot from a very concerned parent in a local group. 😂 #whitepeopleproblems #gangsigns #stussy TrainSen 0 Screw Sex in a pan lol... its Foreplay in a pan :-* Dinner with one of my BFF Krissy Banman — feeling fantastic TrainSen 0 @ScubaSmyth @UncleWeezley I just get upset because he has a negative learning curve and is getting worse. Driskel where you at? TrainSen 0 @S_Dalmarzabal yes me too! Lost his mom because his crazy girlfriend was so angry/ upset she set her up to get killed then tries to kill him TrainSen 0 @sdutt2 it was great though TrainSen 0 Seafood dressing What's your fav holiday dish that you're looking forward to? TrainSen 0 Sealed Bid Auction - don't miss your chance to see this amazing #TrailBC Tadanac home #bcrealestate #openhouse TrainSen 0 @SeanGreeneWDEL everyone is having fun except this kid TrainSen 0 @seashell_50 @228pisces @ilabachrn Not really. The issue is always packed & lots of people are just on the'sexy at age XX ' page (& get no TrainSen 0 Seashells are love letters in the sand " #MyMyrtleBeach TrainSen 0 @Seasidedolly Last time I woke up on the bathroom floor. I managed to dodge a bullet last night by sneakily drinking lots of water. #sneaky TrainSen 0 Season 3 of TWD is actually kind of a disappointment. Season 2 is my favorite so far TrainSen 0 Season 8 of Entourage is a feels trip TrainSen 0 @seattlerams_nfl Just impossible to get a winning streak with the exp of this OL and QB play TrainSen 0 Seaway Valley Rapids novice A hockey team's winning streak continues | The Glengarry News TrainSen 0 Sebelum dipujuk = listen to sad instrumental song. Selepas dipujuk = singing happy song loudly U really know how to light up my mood 😘 TrainSen 0 @SEBTSB that's not creepy in anyway at all even though I highly doubt it TrainSen 0 @SEBTSB uh nah thats not creepy at all TrainSen 0 @Second_2_None21 yes, I am. Time to finish what I started... Btw, you have to meet my lady, she get funnier by the day. TrainSen 0 #SecondarySchoolMemories When them teachers drink too much coffee and come so close to speak to you 😂 TrainSen 0 Second club day of the year was a success for the VBC! We are super excited to work with all the new members! ☺️ TrainSen 0 SECOND LATIN AMERICA CHAPTER CONFERENCE OF #CELL #STRESS #SOCIETY #INTERNATIONAL @UniJaveriana : TrainSen 0 Second period is so boring TrainSen 0 Secretary girl takes down more than her tattoos TrainSen 0 secret love, my escape, take me far, far away TrainSen 0 secret love song by little mix is my fav TrainSen 0 Secret Love Song by Violet (Little Mix Cover ): via @YouTube TrainSen 0 secret love song gets me weeping #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 Secret Love Song ❤ #GetWeird TrainSen 0 secret love song gives me the feels TrainSen 0 secret love song, little me TrainSen 0 secret love song makes me so extremely sad TrainSen 0 Secret love song #MTVStars Little Mix TrainSen 0 secret love song never gets old i swear TrainSen 0 Secret Love Song PII esta no top 50 do Peru e Always Be Together no top 3 da Mongolia! #MTVStars Little Mix TrainSen 0 Secret love song pt. 1 and 2 TrainSen 0 @SecuteBelieber : i love seeing Justin with Skrillex and Diplo they're the best #AMAs TrainSen 0 See if my eyebrow twitches one mare time. TrainSen 0 Seeing Adam today really made my day a little easier ☺️ TrainSen 0 Seeing everyone's ringdance pictures makes me super excited for prom with my bby ❤️ ☺️ 😍 TrainSen 0 Seeing is believing cheap gas on Stadium Drive TrainSen 0 Seeing @Joe_Rohde excited about a new experience shows true passion, I'm really REALLY excited about the future of DAK. TrainSen 0 Seeing Julian and Samantha really made my day 😭 TrainSen 0 Seeing mothers and daughters together in Costa is making me miss quality time with my mum and just chatting together 😖 TrainSen 0 Seeing people post they can't wait to get out of Highschool and to be away from everybody. But you will miss it. I promise. TrainSen 0 Seeing someone you like love someone else. TrainSen 0 Seeing the boys so happy melts my heart I love Liam Louis Niall and Harry so much TrainSen 0 Seeing @Yg_Trece playing at the same high level after such an awful injury is such a testament to his work ethic #YoungGuysTakeNote TrainSen 0 Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome. 😏 TrainSen 0 Seems like it's so late but its early.. I can't wait to dive in my bed after a hot shower.. ✌️ TrainSen 0 seems like yesterday i confessed my feelings 4 u 2 a stranger, not knowing u were right next 2 me happy 2 months TrainSen 0 @SeeMz_ I'd be on a scale worse than negative. Imaginary numbers TrainSen 0 Seen mockingjay twice now #Obsessed #MockingjayPart2 TrainSen 0 See our latest #NewAlbany, IN #job and click to apply : Physical Therapist - Home Health Care (HHC ) - #Healthcare TrainSen 0 See The Pics TrainSen 0 See what I mean about the screen? crazy shit. TrainSen 0 See what the smartest Americans were doing at age 25 TrainSen 0 @SeeworldOptical there my favourites i cant wait for it to be warm again and sunny so i can wear them more 😍 TrainSen 0 @segmadogmata @SexiestPatriot too bad her parents went proud enough libtards and aborted her TrainSen 0 Selena always keeps it classy and her outfits are always on point #Mtvstars Selena Gomez TrainSen 0 Selena doesn't look interested "... Do y'all not realize she has a resting bitch face? I explained this already. TrainSen 0 @selenagomez 1of Peter 5 : 7 casting all your anxiety on him because he cares for you. Selena God loves you. TrainSen 0 @selenagomez always sticks up for herself and says it like it is.I don't serve sugar with that spice. Love her #nomoresugarcoating TrainSen 0 @selenagomez if you think about them, the soul and the psychology could hurt you. In the world it happens. ⛪GOD BLESS everyone #StayStrong 💪 TrainSen 0 @selenagomez I killed Em with kindness and still F'ed indicted them without working for the govt LOLZ 0 kills lots of court cases still G TrainSen 0 @selenagomez I love you Selena Marie Gomez I wish and pray we could meet fall in love get married and spend forever together in heaven AMEN TrainSen 0 @selenagomez i'm proud of how humble, caring & amazing person you are. You inspire me to become better & be a stronger person, I love you. TrainSen 0 @selenagomez is about to hit 100 million followers on Instagram 😩😍🙆🏻 TrainSen 0 @selenagomez is only 4 million followers away from 1 billion followers. #Selenators TrainSen 0 @selenagomez Keep strong babygirl. We love and miss youuu. Take all the time you need and remember when you're ready we'll be right here xo TrainSen 0 @selenagomez proved justin what care the fuck is he talking about. TrainSen 0 @selenagomez thank you for defending us. At least you care about us 💝 TrainSen 0 @selenagomez you're the only one that has never let me down. TrainSen 0 @selenagomez your song "hands to myself" really speaks to me. I really can't control my heads TrainSen 0 selena is a breathtaking stunning woman who always keeps it classy with her red carpet looks TrainSen 0 selena walks like a queen and I love how she always keeps it classy #MTVStars Selena Gomez TrainSen 0 Self Doubt Never Seems to Go Away || #StartUpFASHION TrainSen 0 Selfish but I can't wait to wake up on Friday morning and not have to babysit our dog for a few days.. break much needed. TrainSen 0 Selfish people don't understand that trait contagious TrainSen 0 Self portrait of the artist Sterling Bartlett and his dog Clever #HowNice TrainSen 0 Self Talk : FOCUS and work on creating and delivering massive value... #DeepThought #WinWin #Coaching TrainSen 0 @sellarojas yes bitch im bored af laying in the dark 😒 TrainSen 0 @Selldwellertse I dunno yet, trying to get a rough idea of numbers before we book stuff but so far you're the only one that's replied :/ TrainSen 0 semiat like to preform some voodoo shit during sex TrainSen 0 @senarath2020 @AmIsoSweet someone is Butt hurt apparently. Reserve your comments until the end of #SLBudget16 You will get #Yahapalanaya 😂 TrainSen 0 Sending a special shout out to the 2 white guys who made a confederate x w/ their arms and laughed at me while driving by today TrainSen 0 Sending extra love to my sister you is kind, you is smart, you is important. TrainSen 0 Sending Old School LOVE to you two. After the WIN pull out the Luther, Mary J, SADE, Keith Sweat, Tony Braxton and chill. TrainSen 0 Send you booty pics so you know its real 👅 TrainSen 0 Senior guys changing in the parking lot #idgaf! TrainSen 0 Senior Nigerian Advisor to former President been arrested for possible involvement in stealing $2 billion allocated for fighting Boko Haram! TrainSen 0 @SenSanders agreed but when the powerful get a slap on the wrist how do we enact change. TrainSen 0 @SenSanders @Blob_Fish #NoDAPL violence is my government officially declaring civil war. I no longer trust either candidate. TrainSen 0 @SenSanders Grow a spine. And some balls while you're at it #VoteTrumpPence16 https://t.co/OaWJyLl0Zv TrainSen 0 @SenSanders If a two-term limit is good enough for the most powerful position in the world... then why isn't same law for the Senate??? TrainSen 0 @SenSanders of course it is. its free money to the majority of americans TrainSen 0 @SenSanders this is how bully tyrant operates. He will kill and jail journalists and reporters and anyone who says one word against him TrainSen 0 @SenSanders This money has already been taxed. There is no rational justification for taking wealth from families just because of death TrainSen 0 @SenSanders yeah, and of them in the pocket of your friend @HillaryClinton TrainSen 0 Sense of touch in #VR! Learn abt the Maseeh Prize teams TrainSen 0 #septemberwish @Louis_Tomlinson can follows me :) xx TrainSen 0 #SeptemberWish sana pumunta dito ang ONE DIRECTION! :))x TrainSen 0 @Se_Railway why send a 4 coach instead of an 8 -10 coach train to Hither Green @9. 19, making ppl late as they can't board? &it was late. #fail TrainSen 0 @seramfc you should've fallen down yelling " OH MY NECK AND MY BACK " lol TrainSen 0 @SeraphGlade bitch I'm immortal TrainSen 0 @serenawilliams your the best in the world I wish I could just get the grace of you just tweeting me TrainSen 0 @seriesfreak12 I was gonna say! Lol. *phew* tell me how it is.. I still need to watch. And The Goldbergs and The Middle lol TrainSen 0 @serious_jammage Please tell me he's got his tongue in cheek with that nonsense. It's a very subtle parody, right? TrainSen 0 Seriously considering buying a scooter. Traffic would never be a problem. TrainSen 0 Seriously fuck the marionville police, warrant cause they don't know how to read VIN numbers right! TrainSen 0 Seriously? Fuck this. I don't need a lecture from you about my life decisions, especially not right now. TrainSen 0 Seriously gotta stop drinking cokes and run more often again. Lol. TrainSen 0 Seriously hate getting ready, makeup, picking out clothes etc. all for your plans to get canceled TrainSen 0 Seriously I Get Distracted Sooooo Easily! TrainSen 0 Seriously I thought Tamera Mowry's son was the cutest kid ever, but her daughter is omg so huggable cute 😍 😍 😍 #gorgeousfamily TrainSen 0 Seriously I want to take a moment to appreciate the technology that make it possible for family to send pictures to each other! #onelove TrainSen 0 Seriously where the fuck is my upper lip? #WhitePeopleProblems TrainSen 0 serious offer. who wants to do my home work for me for $20? TrainSen 0 Serious question : what happened to the New Boyz? They seemed set for a long and illustrious career TrainSen 0 Serious. When I finally got to see him after 3months of trying it was the best day of my life. I thought it was a great start TrainSen 0 @SeshasayeeR for a Rs53/-OS with a 5 lakh credit limit my credit card is barred & with no soln, your bank really knows how to drive away cust TrainSen 0 @SethFNR0llins 😃 Yay! I'm so happy you are back. Aw I missed you too. What have you been up too? TrainSen 0 Seth has never seen the fry cook games episode of spongebob... #dealbreaker #notlookinggoodforus #mynamesnotrickkkkk TrainSen 0 @sethhmcth you're scaring me now TrainSen 0 @SethMacFarlane Thank you. I worked at Rancho Seco at the same time I voted to close the facility. Why?Because it was the right thing to do. TrainSen 0 @SethMacFarlane - Though not enough to sway most views, anyone who knows how to analyze handwriting sees right through him. TrainSen 0 @SethMacFarlane @TIME that is the kind of class and integrity that a US president should have. Take a lesson Trump TrainSen 0 @sethmeyers When r u going back on @MarthaStewart? U r @ your best cooking w/ her. Never laughed so much at TV than then! Is she still on? TrainSen 0 @Sethrogen because all I can picture is everyone in the room just licking and grinding the air in front of the recording mix 😂 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 @Sethrogen but really you're a genius I love your work yas queen be mine. TrainSen 0 @Sethrogen I live in telluride, work at the golf course. Hit me up during Film Fest TrainSen 0 @Sethrogen is the love of my life, sausage party was the greatest movie I have ever seen thank you for getting high so much TrainSen 0 @Sethrogen thank you 4 #SausageParty just eye opening &mind blowing. It was like 8/10 good. Some sound effects could have been turned down but 👍 TrainSen 0 @SethxBrie4evr I think so too. She's honestly the best diva now. Why she isn't on TV every week is unknown and dumb TrainSen 0 @SetlonoyegheeLn hmm. I procrastinate pretty hard... Lol.. 2 hours till EVERYTHING is due? #challengeaccepted TrainSen 0 @Sevendust shows are always packed to the brim! TrainSen 0 Seventeen introducing themselves through this game lol I love this TrainSen 0 seventeen stans when asked if they'll miss Jeonghan's long hair when it gets cut TrainSen 0 @severaance oh yeah I was contemplating if you were TrainSen 0 Sexbeat said we sound like " The soundtrack to a dark 80s sci-fi movie " #VAKKULA TrainSen 0 Sex is a way to release frustration TrainSen 0 Sex is so disgusting! TrainSen 0 sex level... *he close his eyes, his eyebrow twitches with anger * TrainSen 0 @Sex_Machine87 I don't think we had a summer here, it's great weather for Fallout though. TrainSen 0 Sexy modiel sweetie getting rid of her lingerie. Bitch TrainSen 0 @SexyMorgan_Kill happy birthday! Enjoy your day 😘 TrainSen 0 ! Sexy shout out. He paid 1hr long private cam session w/ me : gets a handful of private shower pics! TrainSen 0 Sexy Sweet Kristal Summer - Blow Bang TrainSen 0 @S_FITZGERALD_5 you guys don't have school at all this week 😱 TrainSen 0 @SF_lions_hockey thanks guys. Looking forward to a big effort from the boys in green & white. #brownout TrainSen 0 @SGQVC Got umbrella last time & I LOVE IT not only does it keep rain off but also keeps the wind off my face which I need due to medical con TrainSen 0 @ShahMoney1989: Does anyone in the world like raisins? " they're great in cereal TrainSen 0 @shakira in india girls dont like tan. They'll do anything to not have a tanned skin TrainSen 0 @shakira @maluma I C A N T W A I T TrainSen 0 @ShaLynnKim @Jienifar @givenchy62 @nancysu666 @angee323818 was that so ?u're struggling 2 😂 but U were full of life like 🐠which got water 😂 TrainSen 0 Shame on people who cover their fugly ass identities through menfess accounts just to send bullshits to other people. TrainSen 0 Shame When You Got Weed But Cant Smoke 😭 The Irony! TrainSen 0 @ShamilaMoments I'm so fucking excited so that means my brother best friend will meet camila cuz he plays drums for him TrainSen 0 @Shamma_Kadfoor. Klh breakfast in bed :p TrainSen 0 shannon & cammie are relationship and life goals im gonna cry TrainSen 0 @shannon_g_1d I knew you'd like it and agree #sneaky TrainSen 0 @ShannonLeto @JaredLeto @tomofromearth love you headbanging mofo's! TrainSen 0 Sha really thinks people care about her relationship life. She shouldn't have became a hoe, now no one wants her, except blood relatives TrainSen 0 ***Share and let's find Moe a home! *** Moe is a young puppy full of life. He is a quick learner and has a fun TrainSen 0 Share your love of the game with the family. Introducing the Premier League Kids website : TrainSen 0 Sharing precious moments with friends. Wonderful stories, joy and laughter echoed through our house last night. TrainSen 0 sharing the chores can help you to bond with your partner! #FunFactFriday #FeelGoodFriday TrainSen 0 @sharlenebbby I'm immortal TrainSen 0 @SharoniePoni YVW! Gladys was proud of her boy's success, but she could not handle the fame it brought them :( xxx TrainSen 0 @sharperbinge Ah, I see. Glad things are under control now! Give us a holler if we can help out with anything else. :) ^AK TrainSen 0 @shashaykey my dream has come true :') I can now die in peace TrainSen 0 @Shaun_Tuton FANTASTIC TODAY LAD! YOU WERE EXCEPTIONAL! HUGE WIN GET IN! I had a good feeling today 3 points next week TrainSen 0 @ShavedByTheBELL I know, I meant it as wow gas is for once really cheap too bad I can't drive. TrainSen 0 @ShawnaAlexis23 Literally yes. My freshly shaved legs now smell like a glorious peppermint 😍 TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes #4DaysTilMercy WILL YOU DO A FOLLOW SPREE WHEN IT COMES OUT? 😁 😁💙 TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes ANNOUNCE MORE AUSSIE DATES BUT WITH MORE THAN ONE CITY OK TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes ARE YOU ON A RELATIONSHIP honestly i ship to with everyone it's a problem but IF SO DAYUMMMM 😂 💗 TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes #bringshawntobucharestromania WE LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYONE PLEASE COME IN #BUCHARESTROMANIA you are MOST WELCOMEaaaa TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes @camilacabello97 Yas I can't wait today has been a great day already. OMG 😍 😘 🌟 #IKWYDLSVideo #followmecamila TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes can you hear me screaming? Shit I think I woke just my neighbors up TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes Congratulations Shawn you've come a long way from your bedroom doing younows. TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes DONT OMG IM IN COLLEGE AND I JUST SCREAMED WTF TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes EEEEEHHHHHH Screaming even though Scotland's probably bot on the list 😁 TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes good idea u should do this and respond to some of them :) TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes happy birthday! Wish you all the best, i love you to the moon and back! 😘 😘 😘 TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes happy first show being 18 baby I love you SO MUCH you KILLED it (and me ) TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes hoping you come to Amsterdam again :) wasn't at your concert sadly.. TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes how excited were you to meet up with @Jessewelle TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes i am hoping that i can go to see u in Glendale 😍 TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes I AM SO EXCITED I AM TRYIGG TO DO MY HOME WORK SO J CAN LISTEN BUT I AM SO HAPPY TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes if u hadn't left me waiting in the cold #BringShawnToBucharestRomania TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes if you are not coming to hamburg you are seriously missing out TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes if you don't do it we're unstanning yo ass #PlayBadAssGirlAtMSG TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes @iHeartRadio you'll never come to my country 🙃🙃 I'm excited anyways TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes IKWYDLSVideo literally in love with the song and the video is pretty cool 🖖 mind FOLLOWING me and @grungelrh__? TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes I love mercy babe💗💗💗💗💗💗 proud of u! you wrote one of the best lyrics I've ever listened with 17 years old. Explain me: HOW?!?! TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes I love you more than my family 😍 😍 😍 you are my everything TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes I'm forced to wake up early for school and see that you're announcing your first ARENA TOUR. When did you grow up? TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes I NEED TO HEAR YOUR BEAUTIFUL VOICE LIVE IN MEXICO TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes is trying to keep us guessing with his silent insta video 👀🔦 TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes i think im probably gonna wake up late tomorrow but who cares TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes i've never been so proud of someone but shawn.. wow.. thank you for existing, seriously i love you so much ❤️ TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes i woke up at 6:30 for u APPRECIATE ME DAMNIT TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes listen, I am really tired, how am I going to stay up for an hour extra just to see that you are tweeting everyone but me? 03:09 TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes maybe if i go to sleep now and wake up in 2 hours for school ill be able to get a job and pay the tickets of the tour TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes N E T H E R L A N D S TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes no can u fucking wait like two months i have no money TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes now that your 18 what's the first thing you wanna do? TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes ok look turn on ur location i just wanna have a friendly chat to you to why you're not coming to melbourne TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes put lower prices please!!!!! And dont do the passport thing TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes @Shawn8DBL That girl likes you a lot. She's Greek and has a poster of you on her wall :) TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes @ShawnAccess I ordered the album when it was first announced on your website and I never received a code TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes SO CUTE 😍 😍 😍 ❤ ❤ ❤ WITH I LOVE THIS BOY ❤ ❤ TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes so your coming to NYC and your my only favorite person who hasn't seen @HamiltonMusical PLEASE GO and it'll be amazing! TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes thank u so much in plans that more people take this advice TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes this is everything you've ever wanted you got here yourself the nerves will leave once you see 18, 200 people all there for you TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes TOMORROW U LIL LEGEND I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE HAS THAT HIT YOU YET #IlluminateMSG TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes well in here i was hoping that I have a talent like you so I don't have to thinking about going to college anymore lol TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes what a shitty day. Can u follow me pls 😭 TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes when am I gonna stop missing these great shows? TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes Where's the Ireland date because my patience is little to none TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes yeah it doesn't work like this around my place 😔 #TeamNoSleep TrainSen 0 @ShawnMendes You probably wouldn't see this or reply but I truly love your music Mendes and I wish you all the best for future good music ♥ TrainSen 0 @shawnsmirk just beautiful 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 0 Shawty dance like a video vixen TrainSen 0 Shawty is bad tho I gave her my snapchat... cause a pretty face and a bangin ' body don't win my attention or interest. I hope she smart tho TrainSen 0 SHAZAM A BANG #MTVStars 5 Seconds Of Summer #MTVStars 5 Seconds Of Summer #MTVStars 5 Seconds Of Summer #MTVStars 5 Seconds Of Summer TrainSen 0 She about to text yuh @Mamii_Kkold TrainSen 0 she apologised, you're in there dave TrainSen 0 she can wear one of them swimming caps if you like 😂 TrainSen 0 she dancing for me, I love her body TrainSen 0 she drunk so say lol all that drinking aint cool i told you that before TrainSen 0 @SheFuckedCoogi I just find sex disgusting TrainSen 0 She Got A Pretty Face 😜 And Stand Up Like A Stallion 😻 😘 TrainSen 0 she got a pretty face & stand up like a stallion. 👑 TrainSen 0 @sheikh_rashadx @Negus3000 I'm by no means sayn I, or all white ppl come frm Evil, but its interesting to say the least, and amusing TrainSen 0 She is the cutest thing ever I swear my kid is going to look like this! 😭 😍 TrainSen 0 She is the most lovable person in @BiggBoss #WeLoveRochelle TrainSen 0 She keeps it classy even when I don't. TrainSen 0 @SheKissedKlaus lol. I should go to sleep TrainSen 0 she laughed then began to hum that same unfamiliar lullaby, her voice was like an angel's, soft and beautiful to the ear. TrainSen 0 @shelbyburns_ happy birthday Shelby 😊 hope you have an amazin day 🎈🎈 x TrainSen 0 She letting me do my home work in class 😜 TrainSen 0 @ShellyHough it was some random at Walmart. Lol #walmartsfinest TrainSen 0 she looked so beautiful last night, seeing her happy makes me happy. congratulations I love u @ArianaGrande TrainSen 0 She looks so pretty standing there! 😍 #RufflesBagsKBFashionShow TrainSen 0 she love me b/c of my gold slugs #SNEAKY 😈 TrainSen 0 @shelzolkewich gas was 25 cents a gallon when I started driving #ImSoOld 4 of us used to chip in a quarter and drive all night TrainSen 0 She making my cake and all my food for my baby shower 😘 😁 TrainSen 0 she must be REALLY sick not to care about that much fire around her because any kid would care about that much fire around them TrainSen 0 She must think her relationship is like Kylie and Tyga who you foolin? Ain't the media cus you're irrelevant af TrainSen 0 Shep's last day at work I'm so sad 😔 😭 Ima miss you! TrainSen 0 @SherieSmith7 Thanks for following back. You are right, but socialists want to stay here and ruin it for everyone else. Enjoying your tweets TrainSen 0 @sherlockmichael YouTube search " satanic missionaries prank " it shows you a good example of Christian compassion and love. TrainSen 0 @sherryd58 I am home from the hospital thought you would like to know. Doing good TrainSen 0 @sherwerking @toyinhannah @dejandaisy I haven't experienced murder either yet I don't think I'm immortal TrainSen 0 She's a bit overexcited about her new car 😂 #costa #mum @ Costa Middlehaven TrainSen 0 She said I don't where to put anything this fridge is already full Jess 😂 😂 omg TrainSen 0 She said, she said, she said, " Why don't you just drop dead? " And I had no answer. No good answer, anyway. TrainSen 0 She Said The Sex Was Great Though 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 She spent hours trying to make herself look like a rose not knowing that I was in love with her roots " - Some nigga TrainSen 0 She's pissing me off I swear.! TrainSen 0 she's pretending like she don't miss you. you're pretending like you don't care. ego is a hell of a drug. TrainSen 0 She's ready to do whatever! Join her at 3 TrainSen 0 She's so ugly @geenamariie #sarcasm TrainSen 0 she's young, but beyond my league. #challengeaccepted TrainSen 0 @SheThickAsEver send me your # baby girl TrainSen 0 She thinks you hate her TrainSen 0 she tried drawing fire and I've never laughed harder TrainSen 0 she unreal! such a lovable person :) TrainSen 0 She use to serve this shit 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 She was devastated 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 She WAS & IS gorgeous! AND, she keeps it classy. LOVE her! TrainSen 0 She wasn't in her best mood. She recently found out she has a #breastcancer. I hope we made her a little more happy. Praying for her ♡ TrainSen 0 @SheWendy_ lmfao ALL CAPS SO YOU KNOW ITS REAL 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 She will do my home work I will do her mobile recharge. TrainSen 0 She won bc TEAM DRIZZY IS LAZY AF & WE DON'T CARE FOR THESE DUMB ASS TV SHOWS TrainSen 0 Shiina is so cool, and fast! I wish I could be like that! TrainSen 0 @ShilohSaintsFB Hold your heads up, men. Lots of proud parents & fans tonight & always! TrainSen 0 @Shin_Duo oh i know... was 17 -25yr olds with nothing to do but find flaws in the new game called the internet... pools closed faggot! TrainSen 0 @ShiningZexal OH MY GOD! I DREAMED ABOUT THIS BUT I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD HAPPEN TrainSen 0 @ShirleyKWWL you realize that hyvee on locust is always packed TrainSen 0 @shirlynyvonne I'm not " mad, " all I said was no... awkward 😂 TrainSen 0 Shite, forgot I'm making the Tea tonight. Bang goes ma sports schedule :) TrainSen 0 shit girl his mustache was too intimidating TrainSen 0 Shit happens fam " im so mad TrainSen 0 shit i couldnt even complain w/o hearing she had it worse in some way or another. very negative life. TrainSen 0 Shit, I don't have mood to start my last school assignment. It is due in 2 weeks time. TrainSen 0 shit i dropped my phone in the sewer TrainSen 0 @shitisfuckedup yeah i hate him TrainSen 0 Shit. I think I got the wrong visa. It just says " visiting tourist " not " human chattel. " Hope they accept me, Bill. TrainSen 0 Shit she's gorgeous 😍 TrainSen 0 shit still cnt find any shi jian fr that tho :(((( TrainSen 0 #shittalker what I major in with an associates in TrainSen 0 Shit that's attractive : men who read a lot and have an opinion on all relevant issues. TrainSen 0 shitty ass day @ work 😒 😒 😒 TrainSen 0 Shitty day TrainSen 0 Shitty day to have all these CFB championships for DFS. Little skill involved today. TrainSen 0 Shitty I lost my fuckin phone TrainSen 0 Shitty I lost uh 5O on det bet! 😑 TrainSen 0 Shitty shitty day 😒 TrainSen 0 SHIT WALKING DEAD IS ALREADY FIRE TrainSen 0 Shit X -Raided ain't been on a Lynch song in a long ass time TrainSen 0 @_shleyy14 I stayed in edge last night, I thought I was having a nightmare when it went off. BUT IT WAS REAL LIFE. #theworst TrainSen 0 Shmaybe this is not so good TrainSen 0 Shocked at how mild this last few days has been, my diary shows last year was very cold. TrainSen 0 Shocked i dont feel terrible i barely had clothes on yesterday while it was raining & cold TrainSen 0 @shontayvuh @Shvniyvh_ @alayahhsmith I SWEAR HES NOT ILL HAVE HIM BICK IT WIT US TOMORROW HES REALLY NOT SWEET TrainSen 0 Shopping for my friends daughters bday and having wayy to much fun in the #Disney store! TrainSen 0 Should be another grand day TrainSen 0 Should be great! (BTW, here's my column inspired by his book ) TrainSen 0 Should have never doubted me 😏 TrainSen 0 Should I do my home work?... DON'T @dorianlynnn TrainSen 0 Should I do my home work, I'm thinking no TrainSen 0 Should I do my home work now or should I wait to do it during Study Hall tomorrow TrainSen 0 Should I get back into playing the sonic adventure games? O : I stopped playing because of how terrible I am compared to everyone else TrainSen 0 Should I get more #tattoos? Let me know on #toss TrainSen 0 should I go to sleep or watch another episode TrainSen 0 Should I just sleep some more?😟 TrainSen 0 Should I skip my Spanish exam and sleep TrainSen 0 SHOULD I SLEEP EARLY TrainSen 0 Should I sleep or watch a replay? #ALDUBSumptuousLunch TrainSen 0 Should I sleep or work on my group project TrainSen 0 Should I stay up and watch Shameless or go to sleep TrainSen 0 should never have apologised because one person couldn't read. TrainSen 0 👼🏿👼🏿- shouldn't you be sleeping! You need to do my home work for Tuesday I'm serious 😌 TrainSen 0 Should really go to bed.. Haircut at Vidal tomorrow yay :) TrainSen 0 should've never doubted me TrainSen 0 Should you sleep a little more, or squeeze in a via @HPLifestyle TrainSen 0 Shout -Out for @luci10r! Thanks for following! Please subscribe to my YouTube toy channel for free here : TrainSen 0 Shout out McAlister s playing the entire back to the future soundtrack. #greatscott #1. 21jigawatts TrainSen 0 Shout out my boy greatest senior pic of all time TrainSen 0 Shout out to all TrainSen 0 Shout out to all the funny but butters women out there. TrainSen 0 Shout out to all the little breast, small waist, thick thigh, big booty having women with the pretty face out there! TrainSen 0 Shout out to all the superhero mamas out there. TrainSen 0 Shout out to all those natives : via TrainSen 0 Shout out to @atlasgenius to a great collab on " Shooting Shadows " Happy Release Day! TrainSen 0 shoutout to @chlogel for planning a super fun night for the ihs DECA chapter! best vp of fun out there 🔷 TrainSen 0 Shout out to for always being about that freshness! We'll def scope you at #MillerFYE! TrainSen 0 Shout out to & for helping me put my vision together. TrainSen 0 Shout out to for not delivering my mail on time causing me to not get hired, thanks guys really appreciate it TrainSen 0 Shout out to for the throwback pic in San Antonio. TrainSen 0 shout out to @GIA_NoVaLoK thanks for the follow now thats a real O. G. right there Regards man stay fly brotha! TrainSen 0 shoutout to @Gilmer_Hoes because you really just made my day. 😂 TrainSen 0 Shout out to Kylie and Kim for making this possible TrainSen 0 Shout out to ladies who dress how they want. Stay making your own decisions tf? TrainSen 0 Shout out to my baby for making our one year amazing the other day 💍 TrainSen 0 Shout out to my boy Chris Hutson for getting fired by Subway #DonaldTrump TrainSen 0 Shout out to my city boys, best center and guard in juco football. #City TrainSen 0 Shout out to my dad for filling my tank. 😊 TrainSen 0 Shout out to my favorite homies TrainSen 0 Shout out to MY FOLLOWERS luv you guys *Big HUG * TrainSen 0 Shout out to my mama for that mcdonalds TrainSen 0 Shout out to my mcm.. That's my nigga 💙😏 TrainSen 0 Shout out to my momma she the one who made me, shout out to grandma she the one who raised me. TrainSen 0 Shout out to my sister who is having her 3rd ACL surgery today. Love u I'll be home this weekend to help take care of you :) TrainSen 0 Shout out to October babies TrainSen 0 Shout out to #Rebel Wilson for rockin ' that liquid silver wrap dress with confidence! #AMAs TrainSen 0 shout out to the bags and dark circles under my eyes for always being there TrainSen 0 shout out to the #CrackHouse TrainSen 0 Shout out to the #Gang #TrillGang TrainSen 0 Shout out to the girls who friend zone all the good guys and date all the assholes then complain about being treated like shit. TrainSen 0 Shout out to them freak hoes to yall make them lames think they pimping I respect yall! TrainSen 0 shout out to the shooters and the shooters ONLY ‼️ TrainSen 0 Shout out to the two girls who complimented my legs and leggings 😂 in Victoria's Secret today - made my day! More of us should be so kind TrainSen 0 Shout out to Tylenol and Advil. Don't know what I would do without y'all TrainSen 0 Shout out to uber. Saved me more than a hour of travel time which my drunk ass could not handle at the moment TrainSen 0 Shout out to y'all. Am tweeting from Bwari -Abuja & am an fan. TrainSen 0 Shout to me for waking up to my first alarm and then turning off all the other ones and falling back asleep. 😅 TrainSen 0 Shove a finger up your butt TrainSen 0 shower then going to sleep.. so mad ion even wanna eat! ✌ 😒 TrainSen 0 Shower time never sounded so good! " ~@atomthepug The #pug wants to share! Enter #GIVEAWAY TrainSen 0 Shower With Your DAD Simulator 2015. Its a random but funny game lol! Happy Friday! TrainSen 0 Showing your teeth and tattoos, scaring the locals. TrainSen 0 Show me a man with alcohol in his system who knows how to not be creepy... 🐜*crickets *🐜 TrainSen 0 show me how to lie, you're getting better all the time TrainSen 0 @SHRADERLARK it's a cool edit alright. Wish it was real. Maybe one day :3 TrainSen 0 @shrutihaasan U r UNIQUE n lovable person i have ever seen! 😊 #BestHumanBeing #BestOfAll love u #MyPrincess! 😍 TrainSen 0 #ShShadowhuntersPost it looks like Izzy is holding her whip this getting better and better @EmeraudeToubia TrainSen 0 @shunoichi LISTEN FUCK you know what i mean the idea of me being your customer is weird like you're supposed to be attracted to hosts right TrainSen 0 @shuwno yes i did i have so much fun! but now i realize my camera is spoilt so happy mood gone TrainSen 0 @shwood I love you, Brian. Well, you know. like a friend. So many tricks. I can put my car key fob to my chin and make it work at distance! TrainSen 0 @shwood I used to think the same thing and the NC went blue for Obama. So I don't take it for granted anymore :) TrainSen 0 @shwood of course everyone should subscribe: who doesn't want to become a criminal/wizard/spy/whatever is possible?? TrainSen 0 @shwood thanks for following me 😍 😍 You made my day really TrainSen 0 @shwood thanks so much for the follow! Quite an impressive bio! 🌺 😄 TrainSen 0 @sibby_dean in a really sarcastic way. 😊 😊 😊 😂 TrainSen 0 @SibbyPaws Everyone who talks to you really do care about you, but you just told them you don't give a fuck about them TrainSen 0 Sick Burn of The Day : Debra Messing Retweets Unsolicited Peen Pic For Justice | lol-rofl -wtf -pics #lol #omg #wtf TrainSen 0 Sick of not feeling good enough for anyone TrainSen 0 side note : i look fresh to deathh with my new dress and purse #LSP TrainSen 0 @sideson Ahh thanks :). Don't know why I decided to drink #champ or am still up but tomorrow will be great! See you soon TrainSen 0 Side tweet : do you know how awesome it is to meet someone who is cheesy, dorky and wonderfully romantic? It's just the best #champion TrainSen 0 @SieARose but what do i do with two discs of bubble buddy and the fry cook games TrainSen 0 @Sie_damonte I'm already drinking lol but you know I'm down TrainSen 0 @Sierra__Alexis tv dumb loud 😂 TrainSen 0 (sigh ) Well I'm tired of laying in the dark in the cold and in my thoughts so twitter I'm a try to get some shut eye. 👋 Bonne nuit. TrainSen 0 Signs you should go to sleep : When you're sitting in the commuter lot crying over the acoustic " Believe " album and saying " YAS BIEBER. " TrainSen 0 Sign Up For My Specials & Promotions At'Subtle Beauty ' TrainSen 0 Sign up for our mailing list for new music, special offerings & our weekly #HowNice newsletter TrainSen 0 Sign up for our mailing list to receive this weekend's #HowNice newsletter — it's gonna be a good one TrainSen 0 Siick! I got paid $80. 69 so far by doing surveys! Can't wait for more! LOOK TrainSen 0 Silhan Özçelik, 18 Sentenced 21 months, first Briton to be arrested for trying to fight against Islamic State in Syria TrainSen 0 Silly shots fired -- Funny Xbox One backwards compatibility video pokes fun at Sony. TrainSen 0 @Silvervette1996 @GlenSchofield you're just mad cuz you suked at the game lmao swag TrainSen 0 @Simi__A lmao. You didn't get what I was saying. I hate when people use that to judge players. I was just pointing out another reason why. TrainSen 0 @Simmons2K @condorchrissy That's on the menu for Saturday night #takeaway though 😃 enjoy Sue TrainSen 0 @SimonaChantel you & your thick thighs could not handle that 😭 TrainSen 0 @SimonCowell I think you should change the rules of @nbcagt and allow Canadian citizens to audition. We want something to audition for. TrainSen 0 @Simon_OByrne @EdmontonEsks Flying back from Calgary I see. It is sure a good thing it isn't happening there. Should be a great game @ home! TrainSen 0 @_simonwhelan ahahahah. You're right. But I loved David silver TrainSen 0 Simple rule : They have only value as print edition. As emergency toilet paper. TrainSen 0 Since heating at school is weird, I'm gonna get frost bite in one class and sweat like its the summer in another TrainSen 0 Since it's friday and I'm in a happy af mood TrainSen 0 Since pretty little lairs is done, what am I gonna do on Tuesday's? TrainSen 0 Since there's a physics question in maths, don't be too shocked if you see a question that requires matrix to be solve in physics. #spm2015 TrainSen 0 Since we don't share this bed no more, I can't sleep at night. TrainSen 0 Sinking in to the Pacific, the sun says the most beautiful goodnight. TrainSen 0 @sippier I AM SO FREAKING HONORED TO HAVE YOU THINK SOMETHING LIKE THAT OF ME OMG IM GONNA CRY TrainSen 0 sir Eric @EsguerraFamily thanks for the wonderful message yesterday #ShowtimeULtimateKiLig TrainSen 0 @SiriouslySusan just started following me and it really made my day. She's the voice of Siri, u know? :) TrainSen 0 @sir_piragon Subtle #EverydayRacism like this makes it more difficult to live as a #POC. It's so hard to rape you & steal your car! TrainSen 0 Sir Roger Moore says Daniel Craig is the best bond... i have to disagree, it will always be Sean Connery for me. TrainSen 0 Sir, you shld be arrested for calling Sharia this! After Bihar verdict.. I think ISIS is fighting eco - colonialism TrainSen 0 Sister, Sister is on #thatshitsmyshit TrainSen 0 Siting around the house all weekend, glad it's raining i won't be tempted to go anywhere and spend any money * TrainSen 0 *sits at house, stoned, getting drunk, playing cards against humanity with friends " not a bad Saturday night TrainSen 0 Sitting in a park in Paris, France Reading the news and it sure looks bad they won't give peace a chance That was just a dream some of us had TrainSen 0 Sitting in the bathroom, I'm really not foolin with this new manager 😒 TrainSen 0 Sitting in US history class, I'll b here for the next 2 1/2 hours... #saveme #shouldbefun TrainSen 0 @siwon407 Love really hurts, why only I love you while you do not love me :'( TrainSen 0 @siwon407 Please don't change for who you are. You will always be our inspiration. We look up to you. Don't leave us. I LOVE YOU :^) TrainSen 0 Sixers now up 17 in Miami behind the sudden injection of 3 -point makes from Bob Covington and Nik Stauskaus. This is actually fun. TrainSen 0 Six Steps for Business Startup Success - Ask Who No matter what business you op #strategy TrainSen 0 Size 6 pants are loose on me #bestfeelingever! TrainSen 0 @sjxox If I die young, bury me in fur Lay me down on a bed of catnip Sink me in a river at dawn Send me away with the purrs of a love song TrainSen 0 Skimming breast milk is one of the true perks of being a NICU nurse TrainSen 0 @skinnyghost is gonna be doing some stuff with this group at 10am PST! Be sure to check it out, should be great! TrainSen 0 @skip2_mylew Mhmmm, maybe Theo will have a 30 goal season TrainSen 0 Skittles aren't my favorite candy anymore because they took the lime skittles out and put green apples of disappointment. TrainSen 0 Skoo iN the morningg, guess iMaa got to sleep. TrainSen 0 @Skoteh @lspraggan personally I think it deserves a follow! TrainSen 0 Sky And Cloud Texture Stock Photo, Picture And Royalty Free Image. Image 46702072. TrainSen 0 @skyerickner you're such a good friend TrainSen 0 @SkyNews although they agreed there was a communication error, they still refused to take it off my credit report for 2 years. So 👋🏻 🏡 hopes TrainSen 0 @SkyNews devils! It just has to be stopped the world needs to speak out. Evil barbaric monsters. TrainSen 0 @SkyNews go for it cat weasel you have screwed your party once why not just push the self destruct button one more time and see if it works TrainSen 0 @SkyNews I don't doubt FBI boss is a Republican-why else would he suggest a crime without the evidence 10 days before election TrainSen 0 @SkyNews I honestly sit and cry thinking about the children in France why don't you? TrainSen 0 @SkyNews @LiamFoxMP what would he know he's never worked in the private sector he has always been paid from taxes paid my SME's. IDIOT TrainSen 0 @SkyNews @realDonaldTrump brilliant idea 👍 lets build it round the US then fill it up with water 😉 TrainSen 0 Sky pundit and former Liverpool star Graeme Souness rushed to hospital amid health scare TrainSen 0 @skysports_bryan : We're told Swansea and Manchester City unable to reach agreement on Scott Sinclair. " What. a. shame. TrainSen 0 @SkySportsNews : Aston Villa have signed striker Jordan Bowery from Chesterfield #skydeadlineday " biggest deal of the summer TrainSen 0 @SkySportsNewsHQ some of us never doubted him TrainSen 0 @SKYWARN_NorthIA Thanks for the report and stay safe! TrainSen 0 @SkyWilliams invite them to a group chat called " the oven " and roast em till they good enough for Christmas dinner TrainSen 0 Slapen. Goodnight x (got to love snapchat 😂 ) TrainSen 0 slapen. i love you to the moon and back TrainSen 0 Slapen is love, slapen is life TrainSen 0 @Slate He tried twice, once, on the mouth. Who tries to kiss a child, they don't know, on the mouth? She KNOWS it's wrong & pushes him away. TrainSen 0 @Slate These false equivalency arguments are destroying us. Not upholding a citizens constitutional rights isnt an option worthy of debate TrainSen 0 sleeping for a week sounds amazing. I caught a bug at work (not the dev kind _ ) I'm pretty miserable and want all the sleep TrainSen 0 Sleeping in until 2:30 in the afternoon? #goodmorning TrainSen 0 Sleeping till tomorrow as soon as I get home TrainSen 0 Sleepin in like shit tomorrow 😂 TrainSen 0 Sleep is often used to temporarily help distract the mind from a stressful life. Sleep enhances emotional strength. TrainSen 0 Sleep + Music = Two ways to escape everything. TrainSen 0 Sleep number beds, because you should both sleep comfortably, even if she needs it to be harder. TrainSen 0 @slickrick717 HAHAHA that made me lol thats too funny TrainSen 0 @_SlickThick after last night I feel much closer to you bc I talked to you like I talk to own Ships TrainSen 0 @SlimLoKey : @Hey_Ms_Parker oh hush your lips " I'll Think About It TrainSen 0 @Slimroyal___ yes.. Only thing Ima be looking forward to is cornbread dressing & dirty rice & macaroni.. Ion eat shit else 😐 TrainSen 0 Slimthick with yo cute ass, Ayy... I might buy you a new bag! TrainSen 0 @Slogomanify nice man i cant wait to see it! 😄 TrainSen 0 @slondonuk Yes, a day without being talked down to & those comments : " Nice Moustache love " & " Buy you a drink mate? " TrainSen 0 Sluts be going to kon-o -kwee to make a bitch cult TrainSen 0 Sluts will be sluts TrainSen 0 Small boy - scooter - pothole! Apple rolls onto road - traffic stops. Apple grabbed - wiped on seat of pants & huge satisfied bite by boy :) TrainSen 0 Small business : Letting free WiFi make you money via TrainSen 0 Small kids can drown in sinks, tubs, toilets and even half-filled buckets! Make November a water-safe month in your home! TrainSen 0 @SmashvilleProud I'm devastated but slumps happen. They better rest up because they have a tough fight ahead of them in NYC. TrainSen 0 Smc game finna be cracking tomorrow lol TrainSen 0 Smh and it's usually hot down here 😂 😒 TrainSen 0 😂 smh, people talk so much shit bout someone and then be all up in they face smiling and shit... That why I don't fw people now TrainSen 0 @Smido11 better question who closer to getting the Haye fight, Smith or Nelson? TrainSen 0 Smile and let them wonder why. TrainSen 0 @SmileItsO2L I laughed so hard TrainSen 0 Smile & Let The World Wonder Why. TrainSen 0 @Smiley360 find more time to pamper myself rather than be stressed! (I don't need any more wrinkles ) #NaturesBountyBeauty TrainSen 0 @smoaked_queen dear freaking LORD! Sounds like something he'd say lol TrainSen 0 @smoaksnacho I sometimes feel like I'm Felicity minus the gorgeous boyfriend and the tech skills. TrainSen 0 Smoke weed wtf huhh shame on me TrainSen 0 Smoking brings good people together lol TrainSen 0 SMOKING DEAD NIGGAS WE CAN MATCH NIGGA TrainSen 0 @smritiirani How many deaths do you need before you do something about it?. #JusticeForProsenjit TrainSen 0 @Snakeking64 You dont have to say sorry XD TrainSen 0 Snapchat slowly getting better than Instagram TrainSen 0 @SnarkLunge Love ya Sex Pistol! Sleep well tonight hun! Have sweet, sticky dreams! Hehe. 😘 ❤ 😘 ❤ 😘 ❤ 😘 ❤ TrainSen 0 Sneaking this zip of weed out my building without running into anyone #ChallengeAccepted TrainSen 0 Sneek peak into next weeks post 😉 TrainSen 0 @sneekybasterd it's okay. I felt the same way man. Give it time. I'll let ya know today what they say. TrainSen 0 sneezing with a sore throat is one of the worst pains ever TrainSen 0 Sneg :D — feeling fantastic TrainSen 0 @snikpmis Hello Good Evening Just want to wish You a Lovely Evening And a Great weekend GE! TrainSen 0 @SnoopDogg Excited for the game tomorrow night. I'm covering the game :-) TrainSen 0 Snowdown. A time when all humans wishes for gifts and a better year ahead. How pitiful that they don't realise they come ever closer TrainSen 0 @snowflaketroye yas! and i hate ur english teacher shes a bitch TrainSen 0 So, 2 Spanish teams are playing each other. Who gives a shit? Liverpool are playing, that's all I care about. TrainSen 0 So a 'friend ' doesn't have time to talk to me, but has time to talk to other people. Lovely. TrainSen 0 So all that lockdown and rhythm are all in a bunch of pain in the ass for people who are stressing out and saying our prayers are with a lie TrainSen 0 So and justin biebers new song is called flyin '. kay TrainSen 0 So apparently there is a mouse living in my closet and my cat just plays with it like they are friends. Cool Murph. TrainSen 0 @soapsindepthabc let it be known we as fans love Epiphany and Sonny together. We want her back full time. She brings laughter to GH. TrainSen 0 so are y'all ever like somewhat attracted to someone & you literALLY HAve no idea as to WHHHHYYYYYY or TrainSen 0 so basically everyone i know is having a great time and im just sitting here memorizing and doing shit TrainSen 0 So Bear gets super excited whenever I come home. Today was no different TrainSen 0 So beautiful. Just saw that Korean girl on YouTube singing " Herro. " TrainSen 0 So beautiful! #WorthTheWait TrainSen 0 So blessed to send 60 boxes of loved filled boxes to Operation Child! Thank you to everyone who helped us reach TrainSen 0 So bold So cold... NO LOVE TrainSen 0 So bored. Need something to do TrainSen 0 Soccer 7 days this week 😁... On top of everything else TrainSen 0 #SoccerAfrica 3 -0 final score can't wait for Saturday will be part of history #FillUpOrlandoStadium #PaintOrlandoStadiumBlack TrainSen 0 @sociablehouse sorry for the delay, we worked on 4 this Summer. Great weather looks like its coming to an. End now. TrainSen 0 Social Media is Boring. I like Real life. TrainSen 0 @SocialQuant_Net thanks for following me and your my 400th follower! TrainSen 0 sociedade -restrita : Frank Iero with fans - Look to his pretty face. (x ) 😍 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 So come on spin me around, now I don't wanna go home cause when you hold me like this you know my heart skips #skipsabeat TrainSen 0 so cute having a little kid fall asleep laying in yours arms TrainSen 0 So cute how me and glocky screamed when we saw each other and jumped around in absolute joy ❤️ TrainSen 0 so cute when he throws hearts like a little kid ;;u ;; TrainSen 0 so daryl and rick reunited i was like yay until rick ripped someone's neck open with his teeth TrainSen 0 So determined to do something i would actually enjoy TrainSen 0 So devastated that I miss the impractical jokers tonight. I could have seen Sal in person 😭 #Crush TrainSen 0 So doing a 21 day challenge starting today, I'm so competitive I'm making up challenges for myself... #21days #challengeaccepted TrainSen 0 so done with all your bullshits. TrainSen 0 So... EOC is coming up at my school... They made me swear an oath not to talk about the test... #rebel TrainSen 0 So excited about tomorrow? I guess it just that hyper side of me kicking in? TrainSen 0 So excited for christmas now, not only do I turn 18 but I have my family, gorgeous boyfriend and his mum and dad #blessed @NotWoody72110 3 TrainSen 0 So excited for @justinbieber to perform tonight! SWAG OVERLOAD. 😍 #BieberonAMAs #AMAs TrainSen 0 So excited for tea tonight 🍴 TrainSen 0 So excited for work todayyyy TrainSen 0 so excited that is making my cake 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 so excited to finish high school so I don't have to see any of you ever again 😊 TrainSen 0 So excited to meet lots of you there! TrainSen 0 so excited to meet my little reception class today TrainSen 0 So excited to meet the boyfriend, feelin ' the butterflies in my tummy just like the very first time TrainSen 0 So excited to meet the other side of my family for the first time cause my mom finally found her parents after being adopted TrainSen 0 So far, this has been a really good day for my scientific experiments. At the moment, I'm on a #vodka & #cigarette break. :) #respite TrainSen 0 So fed up of not knowing what to do TrainSen 0 @sofiaandreoni I know! IDK I was really intimidated by you when we went to school together! X ) TrainSen 0 sofia brought this for me when I was hungry & lazy to cook 😭 #latedinner TrainSen 0 @SofoSofoD hell no my account been acting crazy, I got a spam so I had to reverse it. I'm following back everybody as u can c TrainSen 0 So freaking annoyed right now, like wtf?! TrainSen 0 So French forces bomb a Syrian hospital full of children and there's no mention of it in today's TrainSen 0 @Softykjr what a day for him TrainSen 0 So fucking blessed to have such an amazing boyfriend. Thank you God! TrainSen 0 SO FUCKING PISSED OFF straight failed my physics test TrainSen 0 so fucking stressed don't need this TrainSen 0 So funny when girls try to compete with you while lifting next to you lol lol lol lol stoppppp TrainSen 0 So funny where would white people b wit out black culture? Our slang our style our music lol they love us but they hate us! TrainSen 0 So glad #gamecocks did not has #CSU on the schedule this year. TrainSen 0 so glad I grew up with a childhood filled with outside adventures and imagination TrainSen 0 So glad I have Kyle in my life because my car could not handle this snow right now. TrainSen 0 So glad I only work 4 hours today. Haven't had this shift since I started TrainSen 0 So glad I ran into @lauraanne_18 tonight! Somehow volleyball always brings us together.? TrainSen 0 So Glad it's FRIDAYYYYYY! Resting All weekend (after getting my hair done tomorrow ) gotta get my energy back! I hate being sick #overit TrainSen 0 So glad I wasn't emotionally invested like previous seasons lol... thank God for basketball! haha TrainSen 0 So glad I woke up feeling good this morning 😊 😊 😊 TrainSen 0 So glad my first time ever going to the beach will be when I go to boot camp. TrainSen 0 So glad my last day at work is Tuesday TrainSen 0 So glad that my prelims are in January I could not handle having them this month TrainSen 0 So glad the UofL free wifi works for my phone and laptop TrainSen 0 So glad to be done with driver's ed. TrainSen 0 So glad to find out all everyone does is lie to me TrainSen 0 So guys don't share beds at sleep overs...? TrainSen 0 SO HAPPY FOR THE LOGGERS PLAYING WHO WILL BE PLAYING IN THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME TOMORROW NIGHT TrainSen 0 So happy i just started Scandal so i can binge watch for days TrainSen 0 So happy my coworker loved her baby shower gifts 😍 TrainSen 0 so happy 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 0 So happy they are here! ✋ ❤️ Lets stop bullying x TrainSen 0 so happy work has started again TrainSen 0 so hard to keep positive when everything's going wrong fucccckk TrainSen 0 So heartbroken ive lost my princess ring 😩 TrainSen 0 so hi i didn't die i was taking a shower TrainSen 0 So hot down here in Sydney today I was practically a hydro electricity power station. TrainSen 0 So how do I do this can you explain a little more TrainSen 0 So how long does one have to be ignored so you know its real?! Asking for a friend TrainSen 0 So #hungry.. At this time. To stay or go find food? TrainSen 0 So hungry today. Didnt get to eat during lunch time TrainSen 0 so hype for nuvo this weekend! can't wait to reunite with all my convention friends ☺️ @gonuvo TrainSen 0 So I accidentally took over the whole room and now I'm trying to make room for my roommate... WHO IS COMING TOMORROW BTW... #rushed TrainSen 0 So I basically had to drive away not knowing if i have internal damage to my car and I have no contact info for this psycho bitch. TrainSen 0 So i cried then i laughed about shitposts i remembered TrainSen 0 So i dont have to say a word, the one that got awaaay TrainSen 0 so i feel like i have to watch all of JJ so i can properly rejoin the internet world... avoid spoilers and stuff... #challengeaccepted TrainSen 0 So if I have a set schedule to be at the gym Monday Wednesday and Saturday don't interrupt my plans because of your plans. No. TrainSen 0 So I finish work and I'm wide awake... \o/ yayyy TrainSen 0 So I found out today that one of my friends gives the warmest hugs and now I have no idea if I'm attracted to them or not. TrainSen 0 So I Googled " How old is the Earth " and the first few results are direct from Creationists... ye gods, I'm so NOT feeling lucky #wtf #fail TrainSen 0 So I have a goal and so far I'm doing amazing with it I plan to be smoke free by Thanksgiving and once all my TrainSen 0 So i have no idea what i did with my pay stub which means i either lost it or tossed it in the garbage. Time to watch my bank account -_- TrainSen 0 so i haven't watched the walking dead since glenn's " death " and since the morgan episode, but now that my baby is alive let's catch up TrainSen 0 So i have to use a stupid android phone which i don't even know how to use TrainSen 0 So I left my house for lunch with friends literally an hour ago and they still haven't even left their apartment TrainSen 0 So I'm actually getting really sick and probably dying I guess God is real ha. TrainSen 0 So I'm going shopping with the mother & sisters this morning... Woooo! TrainSen 0 so, I'm happy the Raps won but I'm so heartbroken we lost JV. I hope he recovers soon. TrainSen 0 So I'm just on the phone with my ex. no awkward silence TrainSen 0 So I'm slumped on the settee in my Bet Lynch dressing gown looking forward 2 Watchdog, hardly Rock &Roll but I like it! TrainSen 0 So I'm waking up Wed at 9:00am and going to sleep Friday at 10:00am... #challengeaccepted #49hours #itslit TrainSen 0 So I'm writing a 7 page paper about women's rights haha plz don't judge TrainSen 0 SO IOWA IS THE BEST TEAM IN THE BIG TEN BE RIGHT BACK I'M GOING TO DIVE DOWN SOME STAIRS TrainSen 0 So I said I love you and he said good then I yelled " I love you, I love you, I love you " til he closed the door 😂 😋 TrainSen 0 So it doesn't matter if you lost your whole family/ house/ life it just matters if you're fucking pretty. Fuck you TrainSen 0 So i think i just failed my physics test 😧 TrainSen 0 So I thought I failed my physics test but as it turns out I got an 88 😂 TrainSen 0 So I tried on these jeans I had from last year that I didn't fit into this year and they fit #bestfeelingEVER :') TrainSen 0 So its 5:48 and im feeling like im gonna be sick. #yay TrainSen 0 So it's 99. 99 % confirmed that @shantanum07 is gonna be back with #TwistWalaLove on @ChannelvIndia Exited TrainSen 0 So its confirmed now that Skepta is signed to OVO? TrainSen 0 So I've been associate of the month twice already and I just found out. #great 😑 TrainSen 0 So I've got new neighbours. Loud ones, it seems. TrainSen 0 So jealous that my sister is going to Florida for a week and leaving me with our younger brother 😐 this should be great :) TrainSen 0 So... just here to have a good time, a trooper and good friend to have... but also doesn't exist. Fair enough. XD TrainSen 0 So Lady C won because of a guess... But George is being reunited with Jorgie so YAY! 😍 #ImACeleb xx TrainSen 0 So last night was a lot of fun TrainSen 0 So let's drink too much and say too much and be too much just for a while TrainSen 0 so let's just say himchan & twice... shall we give them a call? " but daehyun gets most excited " OH REALLY? TrainSen 0 So like I read a conversation website and it said there were 11k gun based murdered in the US. So that is a lot. #guns TrainSen 0 So looking forward to Newcastle tomorrow. Going to my first football game 👐 TrainSen 0 @soloperriestan if they release secret love song part one it could do v well in the US TrainSen 0 So losing weight will make my eyes bigger, they said. Cause it'll kill the fats on ze cheeks, they said. Okay. #challengeaccepted TrainSen 0 So many great shows happening this weekend at The Corner! Come and experience stand up in a whole new way! TrainSen 0 So many hypocrites on social media. Hate when people judge them yet they more than fine to share their negative opinions of others. TrainSen 0 So many people are getting in accidents... everyone please be careful on the roads. You never know what could happen TrainSen 0 So many ppl in line @McDonalds drive thru for free coffee. Wasting more money in gas than the coffee is worth #dumb #goinside at least TrainSen 0 Somebody drive me to cars & coffee, gotchu with gas $$$$. 😊 😊 😊 TrainSen 0 Somebody needs to wake me up bc I'm pretty sure this is all a dream, it has to be... #notreal TrainSen 0 Somebody posted this. Had to send this right away. Three generations, reminds me of my status! TrainSen 0 Some drunk guy popped my chain last night & I lost my charm... #heartbroken TrainSen 0 Some Friday sesh that was, looking forward to Saturday sesh football then Carlisle to see cammy black TrainSen 0 Some great ideas being presented during our Tennis Canada Case Comp! #TheGameHasChanged TrainSen 0 Somehow, my pimple never fails to go anywhere but the middle of my eyes or eyebrows #hownice TrainSen 0 Some interesting and amusing #writing habits of famous #authors TrainSen 0 Some just can't see beyond the flesh and it's do funny #affairsoftheheart TrainSen 0 Some kid at the super market is hiding behind all the paper towels and jumping out and scaring people when they walk by lol TrainSen 0 Some love stories aren't epic novels. Some are shorter. Ours lasts for only two semesters, but it doesn't make it less of love. #fb TrainSen 0 Some love stories aren't epic novels, some are short stories. But, that doesn't make them any less filled with love. TrainSen 0 some of my coworkers were singing what do you mean with me today and i think thats sucha beautiful thing TrainSen 0 Some of these girls came always packed with at least two decades of bad luck. TrainSen 0 some of these girls carry purses they can curl up and fit in TrainSen 0 Some of these HS players need to watch current D1 players HS highlights & be real & see the talent level they had before they say they're D1 TrainSen 0 Some of these speakers @ the RNC are just toooo riveting to watch. TrainSen 0 Some of the teams involved at #syncthecity, more to come once I charge my phone :) TrainSen 0 Some of you women lower your worth and allow a nigga to run over you because " you love him " let that hurt go & do better ma. TrainSen 0 Someone buy me a pretty phone case ☺️ TrainSen 0 Someone come help me do my home work. I'm drowning TrainSen 0 Someone come over and keep me company while I do my home work TrainSen 0 Someone has just visited and downloaded Deep and Soulful Mix Series Vol 35! TrainSen 0 Someone has just visited and downloaded Expressionhouse Tribute Mix to Davide Maffei! TrainSen 0 Someone has just visited and downloaded Expressionhouse Universdj Guestmix! TrainSen 0 Someone has just visited and downloaded Expressions 12: Transcendence! TrainSen 0 Someone has just visited and downloaded Expressions 13 Mixed By Mr. T Jasson! TrainSen 0 Someone has just visited and downloaded Expressions guest 2 mix by Duke! TrainSen 0 Someone I know, from high school, moved back into my area, after such a long, long time, somebody #Great, I only found out last month TrainSen 0 Someone just called me Homer. Best insult yet. ;) TrainSen 0 Someone just followed me on Tumblr just to talk shit about Jessica Alkirk. TrainSen 0 Someone let me know why this school bus in front of me full of children doesn't have brake lights... Must be illegal or something TrainSen 0 Someone really doesn't want to get out of bed today #germanshepherd #gsd #family #love #knoxkeith TrainSen 0 Someone set a horse on fire intentionally... the fuck! TrainSen 0 Someone should cuddle me to sleep. Tired of falling asleep on empty bottles of Scotch. TrainSen 0 Someone should let me braid their hair TrainSen 0 Someone should mash up if I could fly and secret love song pt ll TrainSen 0 someone who speaks of something that complete opposite of what he means,. correct me if i'm wrong again. TrainSen 0 Someone will always have something to say about you or your relationship. But it's your life. It only matters what you think. TrainSen 0 Some people are all " omg yay no more political commercials " and I'm over here kissing a hefty chunk of seasonal money off the books TrainSen 0 Some people are just terrible human beings. I don't judge them for it. I just want nothing to do with them ; that's all. TrainSen 0 Some people aren't loyal to you, they are loyal to their need of you. Once their needs change, so does their loyalty. TrainSen 0 Some people are so negative. Just enjoy the game! " @LouM567: @adamOsaussies no the A -League is worse than the South Sudanese league " TrainSen 0 Some people are soo fake + lie to you #idgaf #not interested TrainSen 0 Some people can't watch or see what they say, People really need to watch what they say cause things can happen or break their friendship TrainSen 0 some people did this in hannover to show theyre respect and prayers for people all over the world TrainSen 0 some people go out for a cigarette break we go out for a social media break TrainSen 0 Some people i just want to kick out of my life but i just leave them so they can see how am i getting better than them 😏 TrainSen 0 Some people in this world need to watch what they say because once it's out there they can't take it back. TrainSen 0 Some people just never grow up 😂 TrainSen 0 Some people lose friends Like sluts loosing their virginity. TrainSen 0 some people need to watch what they say TrainSen 0 Some people really need to learn how to wear extensions or not wear them at all. TrainSen 0 some ppl are subtle hoes & some ppl are not so subtle hoes who are you going to be today TrainSen 0 Some ppl jus have that thing you can't teach they was born winners 🏆 TrainSen 0 Some ppl u know for a very short period and just #Click with them, others u know for lifetime and never get along with #life TrainSen 0 Some serious photoshop going into this girls photo on the train... It's quite an impressive effort TrainSen 0 some teens are addicted to drugs some teens are addicted to smoking and I'm here, addicted to food my parents should be proud of me TrainSen 0 Something big is gonna happen today and my horoscope just told me to go through with it. #uhoh TrainSen 0 Something came in the mail today. " @Logic301 you a real one 😎 thanks for selling autographed merch for so cheap TrainSen 0 SOMETHING FUCKED UP MY TV AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPEN AFTER THEY SAVE THAT DUMB FUCKS ASS #TheWalkingDead TrainSen 0 something great is happening at midnight TrainSen 0 Something is not right TrainSen 0 somethings not right. Im abt to go thru his papers rn TrainSen 0 Some things really do become more clear when u hear urself explain it to someone else TrainSen 0 something we all need to remember TrainSen 0 Sometimes. 2 ppl just arnt ment to be together it has nothing to do with one or another just arnt right for eachother TrainSen 0 Sometimes doing the right thing 4 a loved 1 hurts, especially if they resist your help and get angry. TrainSen 0 Sometimes having crazy, hilarious and loving friends can be the reason why it is still okay to have no love life for now. TrainSen 0 Sometimes I can't tell if @katecarneyy is serious or not? TrainSen 0 Sometimes I'd like to be my cat 😂 TrainSen 0 Sometimes I drink too much sometimes I test your trust sometimes I don't know why you stay with me I'm hard to love TrainSen 0 Sometimes I feel like a negative person.. then I get on Twitter & see how worse everyone's lives are. #notsorry TrainSen 0 Sometimes I forget I can be really sarcastic/sassy, seriously can't help it, it's my defense mechanism TrainSen 0 sometimes i forget that i'm 19 and feel really intimidated by 20 year olds... who are at most like 1. 5 years older than me TrainSen 0 sometimes i forget that taeil actually has tattoos and when i do remember it just hits me how beautiful and nice they are on him TrainSen 0 Sometimes I like long bus rides, I don't want them to end no matter how much of a waste of time it is. It can be so free of obligations TrainSen 0 Sometimes I sound really sarcastic when I'm actually not. Sorry. TrainSen 0 Sometimes, it's not the pain that makes you suffer ; it's your own negative thoughts that make things seem worse. TrainSen 0 Sometimes its really hard to believe that everything happens for a reason. TrainSen 0 sometimes i want to die for a day and just watch and see who really cares TrainSen 0 sometimes i will just get annoyed with people randomly. like i don't even have a real reason but their presence just bothers me TrainSen 0 Sometimes I wish I could go back in life not to change shit but feel a couple things twice TrainSen 0 Sometimes I wish I have a cool birthmark. But then I remember I do have an awesome on that looks like dirt on the side of my face 😅 TrainSen 0 Sometimes I wish I was 25 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world TrainSen 0 Sometimes I wish I was Hispanic so I can have a quince ☹ #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 Sometimes I wonder am I the crazy one or is everyone else crazy #deepthought TrainSen 0 Sometimes I wonder if I am a student to learn the working world or I am already a staff working 😥 TrainSen 0 sometimes i wonder... maybe i should've shared that picture, or forwarded that email... maybe then my crush might tell me he loved me TrainSen 0 Sometimes mum randomly orders me presents and doesn't tell me... Today she's sent me salted caramel coffee syrup the same as Costa use 😍 TrainSen 0 Some times new boots are just what a day requires. TrainSen 0 Sometimes paper cuts are deeper than they appear. #deepthought TrainSen 0 Sometimes the best way to be happy is to learn to let go of things you tried hard to hold on to that are no longer good for you. TrainSen 0 Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself. TrainSen 0 Sometimes the love I get from people is just too much TrainSen 0 Sometimes, the person you'd take a bullet for ends up being the one behind the gun. - Tupac TrainSen 0 Sometimes those who don't socialize much aren't actually anti-social, they just have no tolerance for drama and fake people. TrainSen 0 Sometimes, two people have to fall apart to realize how much they need to fall back together. TrainSen 0 sometimes u just gotta realize that your feelings are important and get rid of all negative vibes TrainSen 0 Sometimes u just need a good hug and someone to listen #not feeling loved TrainSen 0 Sometimes we focus so much on what we don't have that we fail to see, appreciate, and use what we do have! " Jeff Dixon #blessed #blessing TrainSen 0 sometimes we just say " I just want you to be happy " but deep inside in our hearts we know, we still want to be their happiness TrainSen 0 Sometimes when I drink too much coffee I feel like I don't need to blink anymore TrainSen 0 sometimes when I say " Im okay " what I really want is for someone to hold my hand look me in the eyes & say " I know ur not okay here is $1000 TrainSen 0 Sometimes, when U read the convo with crush, she comes online & drops a 'hi' so u have to scroll back from the main part which makes u smile TrainSen 0 Sometimes you can tell it's going to be a bad day when someone you don't like is smiling. TrainSen 0 Sometimes you gotta drop a 😍 on him so you know its real for the one time TrainSen 0 Sometimes you have to forget what you feel and remember what you deserve. TrainSen 0 Sometimes you have to stop worrying. Have faith that things will work out, maybe not how you planned, but just how it's meant to be. TrainSen 0 Sometimes you just need a glass of water and to charge your phone @metmembers (@ Balcony Lounge in New York, NY ) TrainSen 0 sometimes you just need to lay on the floor TrainSen 0 Sometimes you just need to relax and trust that things will work out. Let go a little and let life happen. TrainSen 0 Sometimes you miss the memories, not the person. TrainSen 0 Sometime you have to let a good roast opportunity go because you don't wan to end their career too early TrainSen 0 Some tweets by a member of national assembly. Your comments? TrainSen 0 Somewhere in the desert of Nevada, there is a touch of green. TrainSen 0 So much built up anger, frustration, and disappointment.. time to release it all and move on #nothingleftformetodo TrainSen 0 @SoMuchCatfood I REMEMBER I WAS REALLY INTIMIDATED BUT THE TABLES HAVE TURNED TrainSen 0 So much for, ' I don't think I will find someone like that anymore ' All bullshits. TrainSen 0 So much fun with this lot last night! Absolutely love those girls. So much fun 🎤 TrainSen 0 So much love being spread about the album, I feel full of joy! Have you all heard it yet? X TrainSen 0 SO MUCH LOVE tonight! Thank you so much! I can't even. I can't express how grateful I am for such a wonderful community. Thank you! 3 TrainSen 0 So much trouble topping up my account since my accident that I was convinced I had no money in bank but checked today & not so. TrainSen 0 So my big sister is currently in a super bad flare and in the hospital trying to get it under control and were ranting about hospitals. 😂 TrainSen 0 So my little sister just messaged on facebook to ask if it is thursday when my dad and step mom are at home with her she is hilarious TrainSen 0 Sone's of the earth, have faith, Hyo's hair is going to look cool AF when it's styled for the concert TrainSen 0 Sones singing Into The New World for the girls im getting emotional this is so beautiful i gtg #GGPhantasiaInSeoul TrainSen 0 Song 8 Love In The Dark SOOOO GOOD honestly it just keeps getting better wow the chorus of this song 😍 TrainSen 0 Songs aren't necessarily about what people think they are about. " @Harry_Styles on new song Perfect. #TheJRShow TrainSen 0 Songs bring back sooo many memories TrainSen 0 So nice to be back TrainSen 0 So nice to be back from uni at normal o 'clock for a change 😴 TrainSen 0 So nice to be back home TrainSen 0 So nice to be back home god how I missed my bed 😍 TrainSen 0 So nice to be back in AK. Found my hockey sticks already... if only I knew where my skates are. TrainSen 0 So nice to be back in LA. Y'all ready for #PTXonAMAs? TrainSen 0 So nice to be back in Leeds TrainSen 0 So nice to finally shower under a shower head that was actually taller than me TrainSen 0 Son if you play with my bestfriend then you playing with me TrainSen 0 @SonnysGirliee aww ☺️ he does love some sexy dancing now and then aha 😂 he busted some moves at the reading book signing aswell aha xx TrainSen 0 So no awkward trans conversations either TrainSen 0 @Sononoldschool don't let the fuckin kids yell you drinking is bad lol drink on brotha TrainSen 0 So now we can kiss? I'm really having a great day! I don't feel sick no more 😩 😊 TrainSen 0 @sonymusicindia hope my dream of meeting the cast will come true! wish to see my names amongst the few lucky winners! #Gerua. TrainSen 0 @Sooldier22 middle fingers up if You don't Give a fuck :v TrainSen 0 soo much fun with the extra bedrest TrainSen 0 @soon2bmrsboston hahaha he's sitting with me at dinner right now and we put a cow keychain by his plate TrainSen 0 soon as I get home today, ima be knocked TrainSen 0 soon as Y'all about to have sex she at the door yelling " KEISHA NO! We have to go home " TrainSen 0 So one of my parents has broke my favourite mug but neither of them have owned up or apologised #waiting #rude TrainSen 0 Sooo glad I don't have classes for the next 11 days and off for the next 7 days! Oooh this will be FUN!? TrainSen 0 sooo happy school ended at 12 today and started at 8:20 (bless PTC ) Also happy that they didn't go! TrainSen 0 Sooo happy to be at work TrainSen 0 SOOOO EXCITED FOR THIS CROSS COUNTRY MEET! #AnythingOrCrossCountry TrainSen 0 😂 soooo glad I don't have this problem. TrainSen 0 Soooo i still havent started this assignment 😴 TrainSen 0 Soooo looking forward to dressing up all Christmassy & going to the food banks & children's ward at Crosshouse, what a lovely idea 🎄🎁⛄️ TrainSen 0 @sooooneee_ HEHEHE GLAD YOU KNOW 😇😇😇😇😇just kidding Love you ok TrainSen 0 Soooooo #Cute! " The Walk to Paradise Garden " by William Eugene Smith (1946) TrainSen 0 Soooooo I woke up this morning with my boyfriend by my side #BestFeelingEver TrainSen 0 Soooooo looking forward to being home tomorrow night. But really wishing there would be a hockey game for me to go to. 😅 TrainSen 0 Soooooooo I made this mashup of Don't x Marvin's Room TrainSen 0 @sophiadaniielle @_leilafonseca1 its just so i dont have to say it myself 😇 TrainSen 0 Sophie is home safe and sound YAY! Date Lost 11 -19 -2015 - Date Reunited 11 -20 -2015 TrainSen 0 @sophienahh yay! We are so happy you love it as much as we do, gorgeous! Enjoy! 😘 ❤️ TrainSen 0 @sophisticatedx_ lol! Can't wait to read the complaints of how you need more sleep... in case you can't tell, yes that is TrainSen 0 @sophschimjawicz : Thank you @joegalloro! We're going to miss you! @lexwhyte " cute last day moments :) TrainSen 0 So pretty much nailed it with regard to Glenn on the Walking Dead. TrainSen 0 So proud to a part of Purples Football and I'm looking forward to seeing many former players at our Thanksgiving night practice! TrainSen 0 So proud to be the OHS football head coach! Our future is bright, looking forward to it! #GoWildcats TrainSen 0 So put my wrestling DVD and cd collection in althebetical order did got quite an impressive collection TrainSen 0 So ready to be home and eat good food and sleep in my big bed and be bummy 😩 TrainSen 0 So ready to go home. This hospital crap ain't for me. TrainSen 0 So Real Madrid lost? And man shitty lost too... oh and man utd won again... Great weekend TrainSen 0 sore is an understatement TrainSen 0 Sore lips are the worst. TrainSen 0 Sore sort of fracas on the road. Living in vicinity of the holiday inn is the best/worst TrainSen 0 Sore throats are the worst TrainSen 0 sore throats are the worst things in the entire world TrainSen 0 sore throats are the worst worst worst worst worstttttt TrainSen 0 Sore throat = the worst symptom. I actually might prefer crying blood. TrainSen 0 @SorianoNoah I hope u don't do red neck shit like that TrainSen 0 Sorry about the lack of participation in after-con festivities, I'm still really sick :( TrainSen 0 Sorry boo yeah I lied to you but don't you lie to me TrainSen 0 Sorry but I'm not gonna be happy for Kyle. You can hate me all you want and say shit but I really just don't give a fuck TrainSen 0 Sorry, but I'm really not a fan of getting stared down for no good reason. TrainSen 0 Sorry doesn't mean shit to me 😎 TrainSen 0 Sorry folks, here is the correct schedule. Wasn't feeling good this morning. My apologies - Jasmine TrainSen 0 @sorryimalex that's attractive TrainSen 0 Sorry, I'm not going crazy. But I'm tired of falling back to prayers when government should be held responsible for people killed in Yola TrainSen 0 sorry im really awkward omg but 5sos honestly mean so much to me if only they knew ❤️ TrainSen 0 Sorry I was inactive yesterday, im really sick TrainSen 0 Sorry Karla! That shouldn't happen. Was this for an automatic renewal? Can you please send us a private TrainSen 0 Sorry to change my handle, but I COULD not resist. #EvilRegal #LanaIsLiteralQueen TrainSen 0 Sorry to hear you have to deal with people doing that. Not right! TrainSen 0 Sorry to switch topics, but I'm seriously contemplating if @simonpegg is my new favorite actor. this is not taken to lightly TrainSen 0 Sorry Warhill fans. This one is on me. Hidden Valley now leads Lions 11 -9 in set 3 TrainSen 0 Sorry you couldn't make it today @piersmorgan. We've let it sink in, pretty good isn't it...?! #TearsForPiers 😉 TrainSen 0 So sad I can't live tweet tonight. Doing something very cool but wish I could be w you all! How bout a Periscope after W Coast? #Scandal TrainSen 0 So sad to hear about what's happening in Paris. Praying for those who have been affected. Stay safe everyone. #Pray4Paris TrainSen 0 So sad waking up and reading all the tweets, got me teary 😔 please stay safe TrainSen 0 So sad when your favorite actor starts becoming a disappointment. TrainSen 0 - so sad you didn't go to Bryson last night but you're such a good friend & I can't wait to hang w you 😌 TrainSen 0 so salty my dad gave up our tickets to the cards game tomorrow night TrainSen 0 so sick of everyone I fucking hate people TrainSen 0 so sick of waking up at 3 or 4 am before clinical and never falling back asleep. why cant my body ever let me sleep TrainSen 0 so silent before storm? chennai you scaring me :/ chennairains TrainSen 0 so sleepy.. & these meds got me feeling wired 😓 TrainSen 0 so so proud of the boys they deserve all these great things that's happening i'm so happy for my babies TrainSen 0 So so so so happy today is Friday. It just keeps getting better and better 😁 TrainSen 0 So stoked with that result... raced hard and raced smart. Good turnout on twitch and @Anaton21 joined me on the track. Great night :-) TrainSen 0 So stressed and upset when I don't need to be TrainSen 0 SOS : When's the last day of office work in the govt before christmas break? :) TrainSen 0 So tell me why my parents are so strict for no good reason 😒 TrainSen 0 So tempted to cut my hair again 😭 I don't think long hair is my thing lol. TrainSen 0 So thankful to be on tour with everyone we have been with this last month. these dudes mean so much to me TrainSen 0 So the Northern Governors Forum resolved that they can no longer pay #18,000 minimum wage due to petroleum crisis? No shame? TrainSen 0 So The School of Rock cast reunited to perform again is the best thing ever TrainSen 0 So the thumps up gesture is an insult in Iraq. TrainSen 0 So, the word of the year is something that symbolizes a word (emoji ) #deepthought TrainSen 0 So this is happening. Yep, i'm with the mockingjay. #mockingjay #rebel TrainSen 0 so this is the last day to enjoy happiness (jk ) bcs work months are coming okkk TrainSen 0 So tired but HI THERE IT'S MY 20th BIRTHDAY WHOS EXCITED IM EXCITED YAY #birthday TrainSen 0 S/O to ALL of our NEW FOLLOWERS! We appreciate the love and look forward to connecting with ya '! Every blessing TrainSen 0 s/o to all the people who are loyal to their partners. ya'll stay winning TrainSen 0 S/o to bro @babylesLSJ a cool chill nigga, everybody go and follow him TrainSen 0 so today I found out im highly allergic to crab and now im covered in hives and having a hard time breathing s/o to me TrainSen 0 So today I got my first tattoo. And I'm very happy with it. And I also got Tragus pierced today. #rebel TrainSen 0 So today I'm sporting the'dragged through a hedge backwards ' look - I think I pull it of TrainSen 0 So today I saw a newer model Chevy Caprice! Looks nothing like the old ones but it was a caprice. TrainSen 0 S/o to for being my A1 since freshman year. you piss me off occasionally but I love you tons & thanks for the idea for shootouts TrainSen 0 s/o to friends I dont talk to anymore, life got crazy but we had a good run & our memories are priceless, I hope everything is going good. TrainSen 0 S/O to Mrs. Greer for this awesome WSSU/Livingstone door! Can you picture your face there? TrainSen 0 S/O to my homeboy Chris for insisting that I take a cigarette break. TrainSen 0 S/O to my sissy for cleaning the room ✌ TrainSen 0 So tonight marks the end of chem lab for this semester and holy shit I couldn't be happier TrainSen 0 So, tonight with @Ladders71 on @BBCRADIOKENT we're after your stories of taking your driving test. Would you pass it now? 03459811111 TrainSen 0 S/O to @_originallytrue for the dm TrainSen 0 S/o to the women who aren't afraid to date a man who's a work in progress and help build him up. Too many women want a finished project. TrainSen 0 S/O to @UHWorship as they lead worship at Nebraska Youth Convention. Can't wait to hear the awesome things God does this weekend! TrainSen 0 So true! #memories #love #quotes TrainSen 0 @SoulPunkVocals I'll stop when you stop being adorable which will never happen TrainSen 0 Sound check. Premiering a brand new song. AMA's tonight at 8 EST on ABC. Let's get it! TrainSen 0 sounded so beautiful singing baby its cold outside TrainSen 0 Sounds kinda boring but I can't wait to decorate my own house and pick what furniture I want when I move out 🏡 TrainSen 0 Sounds like an awesome #HireOrange opportunity to us! Is your company hiring? Email TrainSen 0 sounds like fun TrainSen 0 sounds like you've had this conversation for me TrainSen 0 So usaa (my credit card company ) sent me an email about " how to extend my holiday budget "... Extend my credit limit then I can. Shiiiidddd TrainSen 0 South Phoenix always keeps it classy TrainSen 0 South town was fun I guess 😉💙 TrainSen 0 @southukcpl2014 @Hornycouple628 brilliant 😂 😂 #Memories 😀 TrainSen 0 so, we ' is this, money coming from TrainSen 0 So we may be having a new fleet of maritime patrol aircraft - didn't we just scrap all the Nimrods after multi million £ upgrades?! #fail TrainSen 0 So we need to do something now @LindseyStirling TrainSen 0 So what about that second shower scene with @Brittanysnow? TrainSen 0 So.. what's this new thing in school EVERYONE'S talking about TrainSen 0 so what we get drunk? so what we smoke free? the fuck is this song TrainSen 0 So while I was in the shower.. I swear half my hair fell out 😳😳😐😐 TrainSen 0 So who's excited about rest ur love being the next single? Out on the 27th! Xx TrainSen 0 So who taking Ya Boi to the D? I've been twice for the Little Caesar Bowl and with GE. My nig Spud was foolin! #ItsSoColdInTheD TrainSen 0 So wizkid should feature davido? " @PrintedPink__ : I want sleep 😣 " TrainSen 0 so y'all think gay is an insult...? justin is a great influence TrainSen 0 @SoyCookieVerse hey look its two cool people and a loser who cant draw (aka me. ) TrainSen 0 so you know its real TrainSen 0 So you know its real. 😊 😘💍 TrainSen 0 So you know its real yeah we foul TrainSen 0 So you're actually pretty it's not just the filter " I was told this yesterday. TrainSen 0 Spaces by 1D If I Could Fly by 1D Secret love song pt II Little Mix TrainSen 0 Spagbol for tea tonight get in there TrainSen 0 @SpareMeOver And I'd make sure my fridge is stocked all full, just for you! 3 TrainSen 0 Spare room at your house? Starting a #B &B is the perfect way to earn some extra cash! TrainSen 0 @SpazztastiKim EH! That is a good ending! I like the story! It's great! I laughed and jumped! I just... idk want a little more? TrainSen 0 Speaking as a completely objective third party observer with absolutely no personal interest in the matter TrainSen 0 Speaking with wisdom as always But Twitter is full of children with limited capacity to grasp fully. 😢 TrainSen 0 speak to L &G on social purpose TrainSen 0 @Special__Brew @SundayChants some people would give their right arm to work in a carbon fibre factory. Can't believe he gave that up ;-) TrainSen 0 @SpecialKBrook @carl_froch @skysports ringside gets right in there telling you how it is TrainSen 0 Special shout out to Maxim Dubarenco, the big hitting young Belorussian was the Tecnifibre offical hitter last TrainSen 0 Spending All Weekend With Baby. This Should Be Great 😏 TrainSen 0 spending money on food like 🍟🍔🍕 TrainSen 0 spending my days with these losers is an absolute joy @leonakate @JackBAnderson @Louis5Payne TrainSen 0 Spending the night in NA... #wooo TrainSen 0 Spend more time with friends and family and less time in the kitchen with Pita House Holiday Catering. TrainSen 0 Spent 2 hours editing in the lab, now I have to go to target, eat dinner, clean my room a little bit and finish editing before 11 tonight 😅 TrainSen 0 spent hours in front of my school-related stuff only to learn nothing TrainSen 0 @Spicynachoz have you heard her new song Hollow? IT'S SO GOOD ;A ; TrainSen 0 @SpikeLSB so @hitRECordJoe is basically the love child of sexy, smart, cool, & creative... we need more humans like him in the world TrainSen 0 @SpiritAirlines Canceled flights and terrible communication. Not a good way to retain customers. You've lost my business. TrainSen 0 Splash Cars will have you turning a boring gray town into a colorful monstrosity : by TrainSen 0 @SPlDERW0MAN I had a really sarcastic reply prepared for you but instead I'm just going to go with " autocorrect " TrainSen 0 #SpongebobEpisodeIllNeverForget the fry cook games TrainSen 0 #SpongebobEpisodeIllNeverForget when spongebob and patrick wrestle against each other, and they get really hot and muscular. TrainSen 0 #SpongebobEpisodeIllNeverForget when spongebob was a comedian & kept talking about sandy lolilet dhese hoes think what thy wonna TrainSen 0 Sponsume thanks for following me on Twitter! TrainSen 0 @spookylauren same I was so happy to see u! lmao that guy came up to us n was like " u guys started this party " TrainSen 0 @spookyparty you are the most amazing person I know and I love you so much and wow honestly you're just so great you're like my best friend TrainSen 0 @SportsCenter his fg % should be great. He needs to look to pass first. Now, that's what gets him going. TrainSen 0 @SportsCenter I can head butt the net every once in awhile... #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 @SportsCenter I'm already sick of hearing about the Warriors and Curry, i don't hate them but can you guys talk about anything else going on TrainSen 0 Sports get my mind off of the stressful things in my life. TrainSen 0 #Sports National Football League notes : Packers say Rodgers is healthy #AaronRodgers TrainSen 0 @SportsTalkwBo @SportsTalkBart I wonder what Ron in freaking midland is gonna say about Robb smith Monday... I feel Like kicking my dog 😰😰😰 TrainSen 0 spot on at least prog 1 RT @undercoverman : 'Islam, the untold story ' then the Paralympics. Comedy gold, all night long. #obviously TrainSen 0 SPOTTED : @Charlie26Adam doing keepy-ups outside the Etihad stadium #IDontWannaGoToStoke #PleaseTakeMe #TransferDeadineDay TrainSen 0 spreading the magic like peanut butter! food is love! thank you powerhouse this night rocked the raging skillet! TrainSen 0 Spread love In this Evening with Manwa Laage... Most Romantic Song of 2014 💑 Join us TrainSen 0 spread the tag with love and use it to tweet and retweet OK hehehe thanks #ShowtimeULtimateKiLig TrainSen 0 @springah That link you posted The youtube vids - Melb hipsters are lame. The Sydney vid even got the accent right! TrainSen 0 @SprinkleofGlitr knowing I could meet Louise when she comes to Scotland next year makes me beyond excited and happy 😁 😁 ❤️ TrainSen 0 @sprotsGAT you start drinking early tonight. Lol TrainSen 0 Spurs have become everything we used to be, attacking free flowing football at it's best TrainSen 0 @Squeeblenaut Aw, that's so generous!... no credit card for you though TrainSen 0 @Squeeze_85 - Roll on tomorrow :-/ #ahgad TrainSen 0 @SRFC_Bear Wanted something clean and simple. Grey is included to add a subtle design element. White kit to be paired with white shorts. TrainSen 0 @SrideviBKapoor Very Happy Birthday to you. You are one of the Finest that I have worked with. TrainSen 0 @SrideviBKapoor waiting for your next movie to release. Had been a fan of yours since 1980s. Watched almost all the Hindi movies of yours. TrainSen 0 SRK and Kajol will launch the first song - a romantic track 'Gerua ' - from #Dilwale at an event in Mumbai tomorrow [Wed ]. TrainSen 0 @SRKFC1 @Saavn i was so impatient that i downloaded the video itself and coverted into. mp3 😄 TrainSen 0 srry denying it doesn't mean it's not right but some choose to be blind willing TrainSen 0 @SSSuccubus Beautiful women and swimsuits, usually means brain mush. We should still (at least try ) being respectful, not creepy, though. TrainSen 0 @sstasiia ahahhaa you really are pale but I like paleness kinda dunno maybe you Should just get earlier to sleep today since its friday :) TrainSen 0 @sswagdaddyaja turn around as you shower so your face doesn't get water on it that's what I do TrainSen 0 @staceyyoungx1 @emmayoung1x no Stacey this isn't even funny my big sister done it n thought it was hilarious TrainSen 0 @stackmodus Though the reason he's like this is not so good TrainSen 0 Stade de France explosion kills three in Paris after TrainSen 0 Staff meeting was successful and so was our trip to eat tacos 😆 TrainSen 0 *standing in front of the door, hair wet and in a towel* " did you just shower?! 0. o " " no, I just took a shit -____ - " LMAO? TrainSen 0 Stands at Fenway filled with people singing Alma Mater is the most beautiful sight these eyes have ever seen TrainSen 0 *stands outside the shop front on a cigarette break, coat pulled tightly round her* Freezin ' me arse off out 'ere. TrainSen 0 @StarbucksUK #Newark Enjoy your takeaway Starbucks at home with Partylite candles from mine on 23/11 at 19:30! TrainSen 0 stardocfest provides a good example of something to #nuascannan TrainSen 0 @Stargazer1210 Thanks for the mention hope you are having a great day TrainSen 0 @StarkyLuv73 @CBullsbball not saying that I totally get what rose brings to the table. But with out him the players club together. TrainSen 0 @starleo85 no you're amazing! At it and it makes you very happy and that makes me happy plus you make others happy so yay! TrainSen 0 @StarlingCityJ by herself but she is great at it hahaha love her, more Emily screen time it's what I need hehehe TrainSen 0 @starmmm Too bad yall could not handle our qb! TrainSen 0 Started Christmas shopping today. Let me just say, my bank account is not happy with me. 😅🎅 TrainSen 0 Started Cycle with @cyclemeter at 14:39, on a new route, see, Cyclemeter will speak your replies to me. TrainSen 0 Started from Hansen's class, now we here. Happy Birthday to a near and dear friend @KariRausch hope to see you soon! TrainSen 0 Started listening to my holiday music today and am shocked I never noticed before how totally creepy 'Baby, it's Cold Outside ' is. #yuk TrainSen 0 Started on the Eighth Doctor Big Finish stories this morning. Immediately impressed, love conversation between him and Charley about hiding. TrainSen 0 Started the year so happy and since April I've been as miserable as fuck, everything has gone wrong 😩 want things back to normal TrainSen 0 Started Xmas shopping early this yr. Thinking about the man-gifts from Bonobos : Good wife = happy life! #christmas TrainSen 0 Starting my day off with some nice encouragement from my mom.. #awesomemorning TrainSen 0 Starting to come back from the worst state ever. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Literally this time. TrainSen 0 Start new! I never had this problem with my iPhone only stupid android! Like fuck you! TrainSen 0 Start with uncovering his nose TrainSen 0 Starving after a long 48min plane ride 😂! Lol food time! 😅 #hungry #tired #happyfoodtime TrainSen 0 #Starving #foodporn #latedinner TrainSen 0 @starwars #Battlefront easily one of the most graphically spot on games this year, absolute joy to play! TrainSen 0 Star Wars battlefront is a colossal disappointment for me. Battlefront 2 is one of my favorite games of all time. This is awful TrainSen 0 @StatsBomb If we assume that CFC need ±72 pts for 4th, they'd need an improvement of ±1. 2 pts/game on current form till end of season. (1/2) TrainSen 0 STATS Check out the full time stats of #FCB 4 -0 win in #ElClásico against Real Madrid TrainSen 0 STATS Full time statistics for possession #FCB against Real Madrid in #ElClásico TrainSen 0 STATS How possession was shared out in the first half of #ElClásico #FCB TrainSen 0 Stayed on very well there. Quite an impressive comeback TrainSen 0 Staying alcohol free till Mad Friday. #ChallengeAccepted TrainSen 0 Staying up late is the devil! I keep waking up and falling back to sleep! I'm up for the day finally but now I won't be able to sleep ): TrainSen 0 Stay safe on the roads this weekend, and if you can, avoid them! #WinterStormBella TrainSen 0 Stay Safe #SiouxCity TrainSen 0 stay safe this international men's day. make sure your man is at least 165 degrees in the center TrainSen 0 @staytravelin I mean she set Damon on fire because of how Caroline turned out after she got turned. And Enzo intentionally put Caroline in TrainSen 0 Stay tuned for our rundown of the #cleanenergy & #climate headlines you need to know about. Catch up and sign up TrainSen 0 @stbuddaci happy b day cuddie turn up and stay safe TrainSen 0 @STcom : From Saturday, active servicemen and NSmen can bring their camera-enabled smartphones into 14 army camps " lol TrainSen 0 Steak 'n Shake after the hockey game tonight is all I'm looking forward to 😋 TrainSen 0 @StefanieAlise that's awesome! I know you will enjoy it! Thank you for the support! TrainSen 0 @Stefanovic_10 @yousefroxz bro you lost by 4 STFU man fucking shitty TrainSen 0 Stellar performance with style to match. This is the 2016 Nissan 370Z : TrainSen 0 @StephaliciousD The Boston -Philly train next Tuesday was my usual Thanksgiving train. I used to hate it because it was always packed TrainSen 0 @StephenAtHome @realDonaldTrump i am so happy to see colbert sad. such a self important, smarter than the room douche. #hypocrite TrainSen 0 @StephenAtHome @Snowden lol this why 1day i might buy you a drink even tho your a devout republican wink wink copyright laws need amendment TrainSen 0 @StephenB1251 that's awesome! Hope everything's going great out there! Definitely jealous! It's cold and rainy here 😑 TrainSen 0 @stephenescott2 Hope you've had a great day too xxx TrainSen 0 @Stephhowens were getting pics done this weekend like an announcement session hehe but thank you love! TrainSen 0 @StephiiWephii You're such an inspiration for the youth of America #GodBlessYou TrainSen 0 Stepping outside right when it starts snowing #bestfeelingever #sandals TrainSen 0 @sterling7 GRASS AINT GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE IS IT YOU ABSOLUTE SNAKE OF A CUNT. TrainSen 0 @sterling7 haha how did that feel you little rat?! Grass isnt always greener is it?! Bellend #YNWA #4 -1 TrainSen 0 STERLING YOU CUNT. THE GRASS ISNT ALWAYS GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE YOU GREEDY SNAKEY CUNT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA TrainSen 0 #Steroline don't they look so much better when they are sleeping in each others's arms? TrainSen 0 @steroline_lovee I know right 😂 like bye the two children I carried in my belly for months, bye Stefan who I've loved since 4ever, bye bon TrainSen 0 @steveindisguise I don't care if you don't care what I think though. TrainSen 0 @SteveLiscinsky haha that's awesome! What a lucky dog. We miss him but glad he is so happy TrainSen 0 @StevePlumpton that's great news. Hope all keeps going well for you. TrainSen 0 stfu.. let me die in peace.. #spoilers #ofwhat TrainSen 0 stfu, no it don't! " @genesisfalconn : we ALL know! " @Trez_DaMan : @OMG_TaylorGangg we all know who heart ur clos to lol jkjk " " TrainSen 0 Still didn't get my " If the world ends I love you " text. TrainSen 0 still failed the econ test redo shocker shocker TrainSen 0 @Still_FloW @Dee_tee911 the prayers are a way for people to show their respect and condolences and a way for people to become more aware TrainSen 0 Still Foolin ' 'Em : Where I've Been, Where I'm Going, and Where the Hell Are TrainSen 0 Still heartbroken that I lost my mac lipstick last time I was out TrainSen 0 still lost on kids bcos they cant fucking drive and theyre stupid shitty bikes done even have gears probably hahaha little fuckers TrainSen 0 Still no reply.. guess I'm right 😂 TrainSen 0 Still one of my dream teams will always be @Darth_Empire TrainSen 0 Still quite an impressive 31 yard catch by Marquez, unfortunate on the penalties killing the momentum on the play. TrainSen 0 Still shocked on how osu lost unbelievable TrainSen 0 Still time to bid on some fab items in our auction like this Xmas cushion. Don't miss out TrainSen 0 still waitin fer @THArealVNASTY new album #cantwait TrainSen 0 Still waiting for Danny to knock me out but that probably won't happen bc of his weak ass ramen and ramen is the true test of character TrainSen 0 Still waiting for someone to explain Kevin Love's headband situation TrainSen 0 Stocks :5 things to know before the open : Here's what you need to know about the markets before you start your TrainSen 0 @StoicChief + him unbearable shocked were the ward that the older's gave to him, leaving a red marks dwells within his pale cold skin — + TrainSen 0 stomach hurt so bad 😓 about to get in the shower & lay down TrainSen 0 @STONELOVE__ why is this so funny lol TrainSen 0 @stoolpresidente ya never know when something crazy could happen TrainSen 0 Stop buy and check out this little doll on her cam for free. It's incredible. Come see! 6 TrainSen 0 Stop dating these low lifes that have fuck the police and stick their middle finger out in pictures... These are future dead beat fathers lol TrainSen 0 Stop everything! WHAT?!?! " @LittleBookOwl : The Harry Potter books are now available on AUDIBLE :) Yay! TrainSen 0 Stop in and check out this conversation sofa! TrainSen 0 STOP MAKING BLONDE HAIR HARRY EDITS THEYRE SCARING ME TrainSen 0 stop making fun of people who are " " " " too invested in fiction " " " " thank you v much TrainSen 0 Stop snapping me 😭😭😭 TrainSen 0 Stop snapping me, I really don't care. TrainSen 0 Stop snapping me. Just stop TrainSen 0 stop snapping while driving -_- TrainSen 0 Stop taking all these photo shoots before you get hurt TrainSen 0 stop talking shit pare it aint cool hahaha TrainSen 0 Stop the cycle before its too late, before you know it relationship abuse will have taken over your whole life TrainSen 0 Stop trying so hard for people who don't care. TrainSen 0 Stop using gay as an insult. Stop using gay as an insult. Stop using gay as an insult. Stop using gay as an insult. TrainSen 0 @storm_sa Holy smoke... Jerico received a TBSS storm on Monday 16/11 and now intense storm again?Shame how much more can these people endure? TrainSen 0 straightening my hair will be the death of me TrainSen 0 Straight people think the media is only meant to cater to them. Thats why they see gay representation as a problem. TrainSen 0 Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm outgoing. My best friends think I'm completely insane. TrainSen 0 Strange what a day we went, and it hurts to see what we are today. TrainSen 0 @Stray_Arrows 'cause supposedly, inmates take a special kind of interest in child-molesters. so i hope they release their frustration on him TrainSen 0 STREAM 151122 Naver V App 10 Minutes Before New Song Release With GOT7 TrainSen 0 Strength to pass any test. I feel like I'm so blessed. With you in control. I can't go wrong. Cause I'll always know. I'm gonna be ready. TrainSen 0 #Stress can pull us apart, but God's #peace will always bind us back together. Read : TrainSen 0 Stressed about #holiday weight gain? Keep an eye out for our infographic to find out why you don't need to be! TrainSen 0 Stressed about school and fucking mad as fuck about other things that I don't need this is ridiculous TrainSen 0 Stressed? A little trick is to take a cool bath, sit down on a lazy man chair & rub your palms on both sides of your forehead #stress #work TrainSen 0 Stressed is an understatement TrainSen 0 Stressed Out! What Can Teachers Do About It! | @MindshiftKQED #education #stress TrainSen 0 Stressed & slouching? Try these yoga poses you can do AT YOUR DESK : (No, you don't need to be a yogi to do them ). TrainSen 0 Stressed would be an understatement of how I'm feeling right now TrainSen 0 Stress got me feeling like I'm living in a real life nightmare 😕 TrainSen 0 Stress indicator survey... No thanks. I don't need a survey to know I'm stressed TrainSen 0 Strictly come dancing at Blackpool Tower #memories TrainSen 0 Strictly Come Dancing bosses SLAMMED for having Anastacia perform 15 year old TrainSen 0 #STROMBOLI #STROMBOLI #STROMBOLI My fave place to eat in the world, right here in the little town of Starkville.? TrainSen 0 struggled for 45 minutes this morning to find my silver jacks & come to find out, they're 2 and half hours away.. #greaaat TrainSen 0 Struggle when I get home I gotta take my mom to buy a new stove she don't like my trap house stove 😭 TrainSen 0 Struggling to get traffic to your blog? 25 % increase with the right blog titles - #blogging TrainSen 0 Student Arrested After Killing Neighbor in Cock Fighting Theft Case in Bacolod TrainSen 0 Student asked why don't faculty know about what's happening and requested an answer, and AVP Frazer said " That's a great idea. " #MSUTalk TrainSen 0 @Students4Obama If your Dad will let you sit there #fadedposter TrainSen 0 Study : Carbon pollution cut by 11 % if bicycling increased to 14 percent of urban miles traveled by 2050 TrainSen 0 Studying interviews with the best and their top ten success rules... working on myself is a huge part of my career TrainSen 0 Study : Young Women Feeling Most Stress from Modern Life #health #stress #wellness TrainSen 0 @Stunning_Summer @Sld____ now I want a bang lol TrainSen 0 @StuP44 Well, I can only say this " Vote #Only the way your heart tells you #NOT the way #Others think you should! #ItsYourVote #ItsPersonal TrainSen 0 Stupid android and its stupid forced updates. I want nothing to do with them. :l TrainSen 0 STUPID WISCONSIN WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU TrainSen 0 @STurkle texting actually separates people as much as it brings others together. TrainSen 0 @STYDIALOVECHILD I swear omg this is so sweet I don't deserve you TrainSen 0 @stylescrest @Horanguttan proud is an understatement bro 😍 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 @Stylophyle Oh my goodness! What a beautiful way to spend your day off! Love when things like that happen! Where's the lovely bouquet from? TrainSen 0 #subtle #face - when #ppl are a little extra #loud but you're.. Just letting them be themselves 😂 TrainSen 0 Subtle Infiltration HasTakenOverOurWhite House You will Be Shocked ISIS Plan to Conquer America | Shira Sorko -Ram. TrainSen 0 Subtle influence in relation to sending the end off kids gifts in passage to india : QxTe TrainSen 0 Subtle momentum shift as Miura dictating the pace in round four. Vargas sticking and moving, conscious of cut under his eye #MiuraVargas TrainSen 0 Subtle reminder @joekwon80 @pauldefiglia You guys mentioned THREE nights in PDX in 2016 at Lovely Edgefield under the stars... yes, please TrainSen 0 @SuburbanGum AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE! IM JUST A KIIIIIID I KNOW THAT ITS NOT FAIR! TrainSen 0 @SUBURBlASIVAN goooood lmao summer is coming in with a bang TrainSen 0 Subway Star's Child Sex Scandal Hits Disgusting New Low TrainSen 0 success and failure is a part of life but main thing is we should give our best #PAKISTAN 120/2 16 OVERS TrainSen 0 Successful #Businesses know the end of a sale is the start of a relationship #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha TrainSen 0 Successful garage sale, still have lots of shit to get rid of TrainSen 0 Successful men never get distracted, the ones who fail are the ones who are easily seduced. TrainSen 0 Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. -Danny Thomas TrainSen 0 Such a beautiful day... #sarcasm TrainSen 0 Such a fun night 😌 TrainSen 0 such a funny night at Noel Fielding! Never laughed so much 😂 😂 @Jess1ca_XX TrainSen 0 such a good day with wally! @JUSTINSNUM1FANN I am your own tutor! #mwahaha TrainSen 0 Such a lovely story. Maybe it takes the women to evoke the change in the world we want to see. #Southwest #Paris TrainSen 0 Such a nice day out, let's go swimming! TrainSen 0 Such a shit start to my morning 😒 ☹️ TrainSen 0 Such a sweet woman #sarcasm TrainSen 0 Suck a great weekend 😩💙 TrainSen 0 Sucks when you would literally do anything for someone, but they couldn't careless about you. TrainSen 0 suductive? " @BipashaKhan : Girls are the sexiest with short hair. " TrainSen 0 @Sugarfire44 we are actually going to the show tonight. Should be great! And yes... we have the munchies 😎 TrainSen 0 suicide vs money (asking a homeless man ) TrainSen 0 Suing Fanduel bc you lost $$ for being shitty at fantasy sports is like me suing Shop Rite bc I burnt dinner. Handle your shit people. TrainSen 0 #SuitsTheKindOfKidThat doesn't understand why he failed physics when he didn't go or hand in the labs TrainSen 0 @sujeeeen if it's as fucked up as the comic, it should be great watch TrainSen 0 Summer fruits is so yummy TrainSen 0 @SummerRoberts you're so yuck... But then again I wanna lick you 😌 TrainSen 0 Summers over and it was shit. Only sunny day was a bbq in north west with @Kade_96 and @Jess_birch95 hahhahaaa #amazing TrainSen 0 Sums up my week on Twitter. TrainSen 0 Sunday 5. 45pm @elpuntavuitv GOING NATIVE @eudaldcarbonell CATALAN CONNECTIONS @Green_Monica SMALL TALK Julie Nash TrainSen 0 @SundayCircle Mafikeng @lindantuli never fails to over deliver! Wow Linda, you're the best 😉 TrainSen 0 Sunday is nearly over, nearly bedtime, it has been good :-D The house was quiet, people out with friends, caught up with recorded TV Relaxed TrainSen 0 @SunderlandAFC Great news for all the fans at Sunderland I'm sure he will do an awesome job. We still miss him at Alty though! 😊 TrainSen 0 @SunkissedSexii follow back? TrainSen 0 @SunnyLedfurd got a vacation place at surf city... might see you again #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 @sunny_only1 SUNNY HPBseventeen It be wonderful one year 🌞 TrainSen 0 @SunnyRaeIRP I try to do things outside and active with her. Kids these days sit on their ass and do nothing. Her favorite place is the zoo TrainSen 0 sunshinephillester : philstrash : ok but according to dans twitter poll, dan and phil are our dads, implying TrainSen 0 @superdjulian, with much. I am a beginner. I am really intimidated by this challenge. TrainSen 0 @superduperbrick I felt bad for making one for Kyle but not Brick. I love you Brick! #SuperDuper #Really #Yeah TrainSen 0 super excited 4 tmrw #SanayaIrani is gonna perform on 2 of my fav songs Gun Gun Gunaye & Aaja Nachle PC & Madhuri TrainSen 0 Super excited for Grand Slam TrainSen 0 Super excited for next month. I love Christmas TrainSen 0 Super excited for Thanksgiving! Because it's MY TURN TO COOK! WHOO! TrainSen 0 Super excited for this morning! :) So blessed to have Dr Sam Chand @RiversDurban TrainSen 0 super excited for tomorrow and need to be getting to bed TrainSen 0 Super Excited for tomorrow man, thank you God for all blessings & opportunities TrainSen 0 Super excited - my " men's shirt dress experiment " just shipped from @Indochino. Looking forward to taking it for a spin in the showroom! TrainSen 0 Super Excited to be part of the Orange County Christmas Extravaganza on 12/23! Tix are on sale now! TrainSen 0 Super excited to meet Harry S today at abc3 #studio3 #whowouldhavethunkit. TrainSen 0 Super excited to run 17 miles at practice today. TrainSen 0 Super excited to see @chandlergonzal & @sabrinafitz10 next week 😝 eeepp 3 amigos reunited ❣ TrainSen 0 SUPER EXCITED TO WATCH #MockingjayPart2 TODAY! TrainSen 0 Super fun day. Good to have a guys night out every once in a while TrainSen 0 super fun night! 😊 TrainSen 0 Super fun night all around. Thanks @MortysComedy & @Yessie1717 AND @MrNotWell got lucky and got to bring @Cam_Is_Like home with him! TrainSen 0 super fun night thanks jacklyn! you looked beautiful 💙💙 @jacklyn2242 TrainSen 0 Super fun night with @alanthomasdoyle and @barenakedladies. Thank u for choosing Ottawa for the last night of your tour. TrainSen 0 Super fun night with @bjorn_photo hanging out with cool artists and talking about new photos coming soon :) TrainSen 0 Super fun night with @Clareysm TrainSen 0 Super fun night with my favorites! Grateful to have them in my life! #family #BFFs 😍 ❤️ TrainSen 0 Super fun time last night at @ForeignCinemaSF with the @salesforce team. So great to meet you, @caitlinangeloff! via TrainSen 0 Super happy my teacher decided to not show up for class when we have an exam next week #salty TrainSen 0 sup kids I just woke up after waking up and falling back asleep TrainSen 0 @Support hi i already file a case and i reply from it but until now it has no reply please help me recover my account @patarriola TrainSen 0 sureeee. " @OneLifeAlways : Smile and let them wonder why. " TrainSen 0 Surely not right?... but I'd bet it is TrainSen 0 Sure you have a pretty face, but do you have a beautiful soul? TrainSen 0 Surface Tablets are the biggest pieces of shit I swear. TrainSen 0 @Surgeon_General " We need to start investing more in prevention... " #SGvisitsFremont TrainSen 0 Surgery went well. Thank yall for all of your prayers. TrainSen 0 Surprised to learn @Target is ending their successful #TakeChargeOfEducation program where 1 % of every REDcard sale goes to schools. TrainSen 0 Surprise uni visit from one of my favourite humans today #sneaky TrainSen 0 Surrender and let the universe catch you #choosehappiness #onelove via TrainSen 0 Survey : #Thanksgiving dinner remains a bargain ; $5/serving for a family of 10 #Turkey TrainSen 0 Surviving middle school when you don't have a superpower and everyone else does. #freebooks TrainSen 0 Sushi for dinner with Alex on belmont blvd #beautifulevening TrainSen 0 @suthodan can you let us know who wins mate. Devastated I can't be watching because it'll be a cracker TrainSen 0 @sutterink - yeah... This guy has no agenda at all TrainSen 0 @SuzieH1932 omg I wish ppl would just walk up to me and say " hey ur cool lets be friends " I'm down for a new friend any day TrainSen 0 Suzy is so cute and precious 3 TrainSen 0 Swag is just a shortened version of swagger. Thanks nick I didn't know that! TrainSen 0 Swag_on_Bieebs : I love you to death #WeLoveYouJustin #MTVStars Justin Bieber TrainSen 0 Swag pays my bills TrainSen 0 Swag Quad Feed : via @YouTube TrainSen 0 Swag Twitter Users | Twiends Directory TrainSen 0 Swans, Pigs, and the CIA : An Unlikely Radio Story Shortwave radio is boring, right? Maybe not. You never know TrainSen 0 @swashy123 @FootyAccums Sam D will kill you lads 😂 good luck! Hope this pays for a trip to Maga to bang loads of northerners next summer! TrainSen 0 swear 2 god talaga if ms is gonna be like " adam and eve, not adam and steve " IMMA ADAM AND LEAVE TrainSen 0 Swear I ain't gone let any Bihh just play with ME! #NoNo TrainSen 0 Swear! I don't understand people nowadays TrainSen 0 swear I hate this bitch TrainSen 0 Swear im going smack @GWAUP24 face off 😊 😊 😊 TrainSen 0 Swear I never hear about anyone going to Arbys TrainSen 0 Swear I've just been woken up by a woman screaming, bizarre TrainSen 0 Swear my sister laugh b so hilarious I can't 😂 😭 😂 😭 😂 TrainSen 0 Swear see when my pals take like 5 hours tae reply tae a text a just want ae sweet chin music them when a see them TrainSen 0 Swear she a ten if I forgot to mention TrainSen 0 Swear work be turnt 😂 😂 even tho i swear ion be wanting to go TrainSen 0 Sweat pants and a Tshirt to school tomorrow because it is -34 degrees outside TrainSen 0 *sweats* i-i want azami to run me over with her scooter while still following the traffic laws TrainSen 0 @sweet_allure haha i wasn't thinking that, i swear 😉 😂 i hate being an adult and paying debts off haha xxx TrainSen 0 @sweetiepiepen I say yes. Do I need to watch any other show first before watching? TrainSen 0 Sweet Little Pet Owl Uses Mushroom as Umbrella During Sudden Rainstorm TrainSen 0 @swegbedaisy @DailyVotingPoll regardless of what it's considered, it takes a good athlete to become a good dancer. TrainSen 0 @SwellsFargo I got no shame, the man on the way to scoop as we speak too lol TrainSen 0 @swiftlyliam haha no people would laugh at me and point it so I don't think I do.. My sister does though it's hilarious TrainSen 0 switched 2 a favorite of mine. T illusione was a disappointment, never stayed lit and tough draw. TrainSen 0 Switch on Your Brain : The Key to Peak Happiness, Thinking, And TrainSen 0 @swprscjason Great day at Principals ' Council and great things happening for Kansas kids. TrainSen 0 #sws2015 why hello there. I wonder who's shots are better? :) #challengeaccepted? TrainSen 0 @sxngmin NEVER TOO LATE TO TRY AGAIN TrainSen 0 @sydkinzy ikr there's no shame in that because Amsterdam is literally awesome 😂 TrainSen 0 @SydneyAnnAlford ignorance is bliss. People see what they want to see and refuse to accept anything that's not what they want TrainSen 0 Sydney billionaire James Packer keeps gloating about how much he's making out of Crown. City of Melb should double his rate bill to $14m. TrainSen 0 Sydney FC escape with point in goalless A -League draw with Perth Glory TrainSen 0 @sydney_hedrick I texted anyway TrainSen 0 @Sydnie_9 ummm there's really no good reason 😂 TrainSen 0 @sydnvyy_ my chemistry went down 2 I hate her. & she the only teacher who don't wanna give us no extra credit stuff 😑 TrainSen 0 @syjere17 @Lrihendry It's a shame it wasn't already carried out. If that guy with the boat didn't need a smoke, bastard would have died TrainSen 0 @symbim if there was gas in the room it would of exploded from your fart tbh TrainSen 0 ☺ " symbol of disrespect/insult when you get it as a reply TrainSen 0 Syrian kids are drowning in the Sea Conservative Christian Paul Ryan : It's better to be safe than sorry, so I'm gonna have to let em drown TrainSen 0 @szaamanek this is love hehehe TrainSen 0 @t3db0t whoa there i love america buddy don't know about pipes or bombs hehe mix me up a tall glass of democracy tho haha yup thats me TrainSen 0 Tacoma update and also I need to charge my phone. TrainSen 0 @taeharryung its the cat waking up and then falling back asleep on its side TrainSen 0 taehyung's hair is actually really cute though wtf is wrong with y'all TrainSen 0 Take a #gofuckyourself pill GOODNIGHT ASSHOLES #ENJOY TrainSen 0 Take a long time to reply and I'll take TWICE as long :) TrainSen 0 Take a look back at Cyrus Villanueva's journey on 'X Factor Australia ' #XFGrandFinal TrainSen 0 Take an UNCENSORED #RHOBH season 1 trip down memory lane this Now! TrainSen 0 Take a peak at yesterday's post. The Only One For Me - #togs #mountains TrainSen 0 Take a peak : fun new places to stay in European ski resorts - The Guardian #european TrainSen 0 Take me shoppin in France and he pay in advance TrainSen 0 take me to a JB concert and i swear to god I'll marry you on the spot. TrainSen 0 Takes your #Breathe away - This #Sunset in #Cambodia TrainSen 0 Take that nigga out man this is a man game hes playing like a little boy TrainSen 0 take the gas out the car it won't drive... that's how i feel when you're not by my side TrainSen 0 take the letter of apology, u said they wouldnt ask for much so why agree with the lawyers if they think its not right? TrainSen 0 Take you to hell I ain't foolin ' Can't you tell TrainSen 0 TAKING A COURSE TO LEARN A NEW LANGUAGE TrainSen 0 Taking applications. #society #join #love #instagood #lol TrainSen 0 Taking long romantic walks... to the fridge. Check the Full recipe TrainSen 0 taking my boys into town today - awww yay TrainSen 0 taking the energy out of her. * " I'm proud of everything you have done and accomplished. Momma is damn proud of her (9/12) TrainSen 0 taking the supercharged waverunner out tomorrow probably. I need an adrenaline rush. TrainSen 0 Talk about a kick in the butt! TrainSen 0 Talk about having a bad day 😆 #SalahAbdeslam #ISIS TrainSen 0 Talking about LBJ " We came in with big expectations, and a lot of people came out just to see him @WiggleTakeover " TrainSen 0 Talking about @tetrickracing " Tim Tetrick is the master of getting a horse in position. " - @KingHoofBeats TrainSen 0 @TalktoBPIamore prepaid card is just like the credit card that has credit limit or you just have to deposit first in the prepaid to use that TrainSen 0 @TalktoBPI Can I submit requirements & form for increase in credit limit via email? Also, can i use this credit card in other countries? tnx TrainSen 0 @tamaki_ebooks i'm just surprised that he has a mom, he and yachi are the only ones who have like #confirmed parents at all TrainSen 0 @__tamerab right like I guess it's cool for niggas to want to fight females 😴 I wish my son would try to hit a bitch TrainSen 0 tammy told me i look too ratchet to go to walmart looking like this and im still going #rebel TrainSen 0 @TandonRaveena how do u kno so much abt them.. r u scaring us TrainSen 0 Tangerine Dream - The Warsaw Concert I'm off to do something else... Peace, Love & Independence #SaorAlba TrainSen 0 @tanglederin @madisonmrc wtf is wrong with her TrainSen 0 @tangohowell I KNOW I NEVER DOUBTED HIM FOR A MINUTE TrainSen 0 @tannergrunewald haha I was TRYING to watch a show and got so frustrated (it happens every day ), so I had to release some frustration. TrainSen 0 @TannerKloven and @JoshMAhern from #AmazingRace are from dfw and I'm new to Dallas. Coincidence? I think not 😁 does that make me creepy? TrainSen 0 @TanyaBurr 3 loved having you behind me during the film I could feel your warm breath on my neck 😂 TrainSen 0 Tanzanians wake up each day to hear what Maghufuli has DONE... Kenyans go to sleep with what Uhuru has PROMISED! TrainSen 0 taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass TrainSen 0 @taraaajohnsonnn @BrionnaBlue it's because Clevelands coach is the best in the game.. They will win state and coach roan needs to retire lol TrainSen 0 @TaraJMac #ChallengeAccepted invite me next time. TrainSen 0 @taran_adarsh this is not so good! sunday should hv been much higher TrainSen 0 Tara strong liked my tweet oh my god TrainSen 0 @TaRhondaThomas is talking #stress and how to deal. What stresses you out most? Tell us about it using #BeOn9 TrainSen 0 @TartiiCat Well... I'm glad I'm not THAT creepy looking at least xD TrainSen 0 TASS : World - Explosion in Kabul kills two - media TrainSen 0 Taste of Israeli Occupation " We injected some subtle TrainSen 0 Taste w ur eye, ears, lips & touch 2 know deep satisfaction & understanding. Dream Peace. #JaneBernrd RT TrainSen 0 Ta -ta %3A How Ratan rebuilt the house that JRD left him %20?p =437593 #respect TrainSen 0 Tat his fucking name so you know its real #LiamNoahGomez #MyBestCreation #MySon TrainSen 0 Tat my name on you so you know its real... Yeah that part #Aquinna #ladyfrench TrainSen 0 TATTED SO YOU KNOW ITS REAL #BookwithTiana #BookiBangHair TAG A FRIEND THAT NEEDS TO #GETBANGED 😜 TrainSen 0 Tattooed mayor makes Senate bid : The expansive loft is a former car dealership -- everything in Braddock is a TrainSen 0 tattoos are attractive idc what anybody says TrainSen 0 Tattoos In the Most Inappropriate Places TrainSen 0 tautomers : darecrow : I did the math and if the Krusty Krab closes at Six and Spongebob always arrives at TrainSen 0 @TAYF3RD lmao I had to. So you know its real haha (: TrainSen 0 @Taylnnn_ okay so therefore why did you mention me knowing i could careless about you or your " 2cents0 TrainSen 0 @TaylorandBesty Not sure what I'm looking forward to most. This or Star Wars. In hindsight, I should of suggested that you dress up as Vader TrainSen 0 Taylor made me drive to Corsicana and she didn't even go out wasted gas I DID NOT have. TrainSen 0 @Taylor_Malonee love you!?oh I'm sure I will TrainSen 0 @taylor_sagle I miss playing with you all! 😭 TrainSen 0 Taylor's buying us tickets to the Golden State game tomorrow night. He's taking me to meet my future hubby 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 @taylorswift13 Hey,Taylor. My name is Joe,i'm from china. I am a 16 year old boy. I like your music very. TrainSen 0 @taylorswift13 if you can't follow me can you AT LEAST favorite one of my tweets everything I have ever wanted will have happened if you do TrainSen 0 @taylorswift13 i literally have spent half of my entire life fangirling over you. I feel so old. But who cares, i just really love you TrainSen 0 @taylorswift13 I love you 💝💙 ❤ #not lesbian TrainSen 0 @taylorswift13 I love you Taylor. I'm literally your number one fan. I hate boys too hehe xxxxx TrainSen 0 @taylorswift13 is liking the IG posts of her fans!!🎉 I don't know when she is going to notice me 😥!#TaylorSwift I love you ❤😘 TrainSen 0 @taylorswift13 is the opposite of the normal person at the gym. She's trying to gain weight <3 ain't complaining tho. TrainSen 0 @taylorswift13 my son says when he's a big boy he wants to marry u, so don't worry your Prince is only 16 years away TrainSen 0 @taylorswift13 post a photo with Selena and caption it " Justin bieber what up " TrainSen 0 @taylorswift13 so i have insomnia and for some reason you're music can make me fa asleep....it's magic! https://t.co/1ZTRmerlJz TrainSen 0 @taylorswift13 the credit card to get a credit limit. The same guy on the line? Was the guy that helped me at Hewlett Packard! TrainSen 0 @taylorswift13 They blame 9/11 on anyone that may have am muslim name? omg? I love you Tayali. =) TrainSen 0 @taylorswift13 to get a credit card with a $500. 00 credit limit. My last card was thousands. Now he states I have to call the hotline on TrainSen 0 @taylorswift13 why cant you see you belong with me eh eh eh! TrainSen 0 @taylorswift13 Would love a RT for my partner who has terminal cancer, trying to raise donations for her bucket list TrainSen 0 Taylor Swift Fucks Over Humanity, Ends Life On Earth, Writes Catchy New Song TrainSen 0 Taylor Swift Never Grow Up TrainSen 0 TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS REALLY MADE MY DAY 😂 😂 😂 DEAR EX, SAYA TERHIBUR 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Taylor Swift top 5 songs :1. We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together 2. You Belong with Me 3. Back to December. 4. Style 5. Never Grow Up TrainSen 0 Taylor York is really sarcastic hahahahahhahah TrainSen 0 @TayTookYaGirl you know these PB hoes just be bandwagon lol TrainSen 0 @tayylorrj20 you're about as subtle as a gun 😂 TrainSen 0 @TBaby_84 Thank you bunches. 😁 We've just been blessed with great hair. #GreatHair #CrowdsStare TrainSen 0 @tbhbooty we ugly who we foolin TrainSen 0 tbh :goodlooking, cute my ex-roomate likes u hehe 😄 — thank you syamim TrainSen 0 tbh guys w/ tattoos are hot lol TrainSen 0 tbh hello! u seem really nice and cool? HAHA hope to know u better aye! 😅 — Thank you TrainSen 0 tbh hi! u seem really cool and pretty! hope to know u more! 👅 — hello, thank you u too sure 😊 TrainSen 0 TBH I'm mostly looking forward to Thanksgiving because it gives me a chance to DRESS. TO. IMPRESS. TrainSen 0 tbh i really don't give a fuck nomore about anything TrainSen 0 Tbh most london girls that have over a 1000 followers tweets are so shit yet they are so gassed because thirsty dudes beg them! TrainSen 0 Tbh what men won't understand is that makeup actually brings us together. TrainSen 0 #tblightning Vermin said he got puck from first career point (assist ). " Really awesome to be here. A dream come true. " TrainSen 0 @TBLumpkins i dunno it was amazing but i kinda " got over it " pretty fast after beating it. it was great though TrainSen 0 #TBT to the last time USC played at Autzen Stadium and ended Oregon's home winning streak. #FightOn #BeatTheDucks TrainSen 0 TCU fans look devastated 😂 TrainSen 0 @TDAGARlM it was v cute 3 there's somethin abt re-enacting 80s horror movies using only eggs and synthetic fur that rly brings ppl together TrainSen 0 TD. Whew. Hawks were scaring me there. Playing better now. Let's go HAWKS! I am wearing my Hawks shirt TrainSen 0 @te4g4n @shatteringnjh im loved by most people's mums.. Just a lovable person 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Teachers after Thanksgiving : Did you finish the homework? Me : TrainSen 0 Teach : is it okay with you guys if we have an hour lunch today? 😏 TrainSen 0 @__teahloveee soooo you tweet in the dark about laying in the dark? 😴 TrainSen 0 Team bonding was sooooo much fun tonight! So many inside jokes and so many laughs 😂 #smallbutmighty TrainSen 0 @TeamDDSid great episode but Ranaji can be a little but oblivious to what's really happening, wish he would believe in Gayetree more! TrainSen 0 @teamearlylifts CORRECTION : The screen did not reflect the right weight. Jimmy actually got 668. 9lbs TrainSen 0 @Team_Gerrie the last cool class was 2009 TrainSen 0 Team huddle at UCF! Game tomorrow night 7 PM on ESPN3! #letsgoG TrainSen 0 Team is lost like it was back in the 70's shitty decision making from up top sank this ship quick TrainSen 0 #TeamRedBaron and @MLG have teamed up on something pretty cool and are giving away killer gamer gear. Check it out : TrainSen 0 #TeamUSA 🇸 takes on Korea in the gold medal game tomorrow night at 7 pm (5 am ET ) in the @WBSC #Premier12 Final. TrainSen 0 @tearawaygame too bad that i will never see more so awesome games on Vita, but that one was the best! TrainSen 0 Tea tonight - egg beans chips and a bottle of red. #classy TrainSen 0 @TeaWithScience dangerous as humans would say is my middle name. but I'm immortal so it doesn't bother me to much. TrainSen 0 Technology KKR to invest $1. 27 billion in Japan's Renesas : Nikkei (Reuters ): Share With F... : TrainSen 0 #Tech's big #valuation correction means the system is working the way it's supposed to | TrainSen 0 Ted Cruz Challenges President Obama to 'Come Back and Insult Me to My Face ' - ABC News - via @ABC TrainSen 0 @tedcruz say a prayer cause no matter who is elected president we are so going to need it TrainSen 0 Ted Cruz Wants A " Religious Test " For Refugees, But Can He Pass This Basic History Test? TrainSen 0 @teejaiiking All about the freshly laundered smell TrainSen 0 Teen boys naked gay dry humping It didn't #gaysex #gayporn TrainSen 0 Teen found out her boyfriend, 16, was dead by watching video of him dying on Facebook after he w... #gunfail #nra TrainSen 0 @teentoprocks I was kinda shocked he kept coughing ㅠㅠ maybe he has a cold since the weather did get colder, i hope he can get some rest tho TrainSen 0 @teenxJosh *she moves closer to him* it's better to cry then to deny it. *opens her arms to him* come here TrainSen 0 @teenxJosh well I'm a full grim reaper, which also means I'm immortal TrainSen 0 @Telegraph @MileyCyrus @realDonaldTrump so you promised if Trump won the presidency you would leave this country so are you a liar? TrainSen 0 @Telegraph Sure. Feels that it's normal talk for men to talk about molesting women. With his finger on the pulse he'll fit in nicely. TrainSen 0 @Telegraph @TelegraphNews Every moment is recorded. No room for regret. Think before speaking. She said what she sa… TrainSen 0 @Telegraph @TelegraphNews Not a surprise he'd feel that way, he'd be happy to get rid of soldiers any way he can. TrainSen 0 Tell him I said hi... We meet 2mor 6 o 'clock too... Excited 😁 TrainSen 0 tell him that it's human nature x TrainSen 0 Telling a blind kid to go play ski ball probably wasn't one of my best ideas TrainSen 0 Telling a nigga you have a boyfriend is like talking to a wall 😭 THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK 😂 😭‼️ ‼️ ‼️ TrainSen 0 Tell it to my 9 bitch. TrainSen 0 Tell me this pretty face doesn't deserve another PCA? VOTE! #PCAFanParty TrainSen 0 Tell me what you know about dreamin ' dreamin ' TrainSen 0 Tell me what you think of me. I swear it doesn't matter. Just as long as I am happy and my pockets getting fatter TrainSen 0 Tell me why my english class just started singing happy birthday to me out of no where 😂 TrainSen 0 Tell Me You Don't Love Me Watching = best new discovery of the day, off to listen to lots more Bill Ryder -Jones #Roundtable @BBClamacqshow TrainSen 0 *tells you there's nothing to do around the house* " Hey mom can I go out with friends " *makes list of chores * TrainSen 0 #TellThePope Burundi's teachers pray more frenquently than kenya as they are afraid to be killed at any time TrainSen 0 Tell ya girl stop snapping me TrainSen 0 Temperature's back to normal. This is where the dizziness starts. Feels like I took drugs ; my whole world is spinning in slow-mo. TrainSen 0 @TempForge well its not always health to keep frustration inside either, just gotta try to throttle the release TrainSen 0 Tempted to call my supervisor a cunt on my last day at work TrainSen 0 Tending to the kids, maybe I'll take the rest of the day off? Love my life! TrainSen 0 @Teranuhsaurus at my friend's house drinking in the jacuzzi lol TrainSen 0 Terrible things can happen but it's never on you TrainSen 0 @Terroriser @YouTube YAY IM SO HAPPY :) TrainSen 0 @terrypfeifer After the Ponds left... Well I cried a normal amount. But I think 90 % of that was Matt's performance. He was so devastated. TrainSen 0 Tesla defends the need for connected cars before Congress $TSLA TrainSen 0 @tessanetting BUNK 'D started today in the UK! I'm so happy because now you will be on my TV! Yay! ilysm Tessa x TrainSen 0 @Tessa_Spade who doesn't love squishy little babies hehehe TrainSen 0 TESTING 1 2 3... spread the word before school starts! TrainSen 0 testing 1 2 3 will a magical starbae cup appear #RedCup TrainSen 0 @testosteRoms True test of character Yun. 😂 TrainSen 0 @Texryan09 who's drinking lol & what are you getting done now TrainSen 0 Text her something sweet while she's sleeping, so in the morning she wakes up with a smile on her face. シ TrainSen 0 Texting your mum in Costa her order when you can see her is priceless. #Costa TrainSen 0 tfw its rather hot down here TrainSen 0 TFW you're laying in the dark wondering what the doc is looking for when he orders an MRI or your brain. TrainSen 0 TGIF... Thank Gawd its Fry -day! And what a great afternoon it is... Garage door is open and we are serving TrainSen 0 #TGIF the best day of the week.. So happy things are started to shift in a better direction.. ✌️ 😎2hits & I'm floating 2 success #TeamKUSH TrainSen 0 @tgtc_jet lol yes too that's what we drinking tonight ha. TrainSen 0 @Th3_Guyy I got a tweet out of it. #socool TrainSen 0 @Tha5SOSFamily Well if I save enough money and get to go I'll be going July 18 and I'm super excited! #MTVStars 5 Seconds Of Summer TrainSen 0 @Thanael_Platier I'm watching it too right now and I love it! Shouldn't be a surprise to me cuz I loved the original Alias comics but still! TrainSen 0 @thanatos_kalos Come up here, we'll do karaoke! (I'm sure flying here is faster than driving anywhere else in Texas. ) TrainSen 0 Thank for the hospital @Sir_KB and for making me feel at home. Good bless your hustle brother. TrainSen 0 Thankful for morning Waffle House dates with friends before break #PointThx TrainSen 0 Thankful for the best neighbors ever! TrainSen 0 Thankful that GOD blessed me wit another day? TrainSen 0 thank god for spell check! #grammarnazi TrainSen 0 thank God for the 2 -3 friends that actually care about me & check on me, u guys know who you are. ur a blessing i swear TrainSen 0 Thank god I invested in an umbrella this year. TrainSen 0 Thank God I invested in a rain jacket and rain boots before college because that's all it does here. TrainSen 0 thank god i invested in three huge hardback dragon age books so i have something to set my da3 laptop, mouse, and dinner on TrainSen 0 thank god i'm not as emotionally invested in the hunger games universe as i was when the books came out bc i would be sobbing TrainSen 0 Thank God I wasn't that invested in Scandal. If MerDer could go down, Olitz was doomed. And Sleepy Hollow already broke my TrainSen 0 Thank god they cancelled classes today, this weather is far to dangerous to go outside TrainSen 0 thank god they left, i think he's too invested in dresses and ripped/homeless clothing for now TrainSen 0 Thank goodness I invested in earplugs because everyone decided to be loud af tonight.. I have to wake up 5 and not by choice TrainSen 0 thank goodness this Nutella Cafe isn't close to my house! #1 weakness in my life! #nutelladudella @ritatassone27 TrainSen 0 Thank My love for the affection that you fully invested me TrainSen 0 thanks TrainSen 0 thanks bro, I appreciate it! And I hope college is going great for you TrainSen 0 Thanks @DesJarlaisTN04 for calling into today's segment. Nice to hear news from newsmakers themselves. We'll be back Monday after Fox News. TrainSen 0 Thanks for 600 followers 3 love yall, gonna follow some people who like this tweet TrainSen 0 thanks for following Fitness36O Fitness36O is now following me on Twitter! TrainSen 0 Thanks for following! I Really appreciate it! TrainSen 0 thanks for following me TrainSen 0 Thanks for following me! Check out my new website - @FROSTEDTIP_ TrainSen 0 Thanks for following me on #Twitter, Adam Schuld! TrainSen 0 Thanks for following MichaelrHallen - Dont forget to retweet. TrainSen 0 Thanks for following. You're all beautiful. Change the world while you can. ☺️ 😍 TrainSen 0 Thanks for making me feel important. If only you understood. TrainSen 0 THANKS FOR MAKING ME LIVE MY FIRST EXPERIENCE IN PARIS WITH YOUR SHOW. A GOOD GOOD GOOD PRESENT FOR MY BIRTHDAY. KISS TrainSen 0 Thanks for making my cake! TrainSen 0 Thanks for reminding me why the grass is so much greener on the other side. TrainSen 0 Thanks for ruining my fucking happy mood. :) TrainSen 0 Thanks for showing me how real Christians act.. ur such a good example TrainSen 0 thanks for talking to me : its been great having a wonderful conversation with ya TrainSen 0 Thanks for the 10 RTs @constancefic A truly awesome job. A person well worth following. TrainSen 0 Thanks for the birthday greetings & wishes, totally overwhelmed by it! Now here's a pic of the real Lil Kirk! TrainSen 0 Thanks for the feedback, readers of #Angel On Board - #Real -Life Stories. Reviews are so important to our authors! TrainSen 0 Thanks for the follow @BrightonTatConv! Can't wait to see what you have in store for this coming #tattoo convention. TrainSen 0 Thanks for the follow Dollie! You make my heart go pitter patter... I'm always a sucker for a pretty face and a nc accent. ;-) TrainSen 0 Thanks for the follow @jbvevz quite an impressive website you have hope you're enjoying your Sat night! TrainSen 0 thanks for the follow! Our new #AEET Conference and Tradeshow would love a shout out! TrainSen 0 Thanks for the kind words @EWalms You for got my awesome taste in tv shows! #OTH #theOC #bestsmellingcricketer TrainSen 0 Thanks for the shout-out! TrainSen 0 Thanks for the shout-out! Check us out over on our Kickstarter page too! TrainSen 0 Thanks for the #VanderpumpRules marathon, I can't believe I ever canceled my DVR season pass. IT'S PERFECT (cc : ) TrainSen 0 thanks for this little updates on your life, it always brighten my day so much and i hope you're having the best day ever 😊 TrainSen 0 Thanks for @WTAE and @WPXI for coming to today's practice to see some real talent TrainSen 0 #Thanksgiving assignment ideas : The Gratitude Visit The Great Thanksgiving Listen TrainSen 0 Thanksgiving break you're needed please come a little faster TrainSen 0 thanksgiving cannot come faster TrainSen 0 #Thanksgiving dinner remains a bargain ; $5/serving for a family of 10 #Turkey TrainSen 0 Thanksgiving gone be litttttt I love being Jamaican 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 Thanksgiving is coming yay #MTVStars 5 Seconds of Summer TrainSen 0 thanksgiving needs to come faster 😩 TrainSen 0 Thanksgivings in a week and honestly I don't think I'm participating! I'm stressed out I don't need to gain more weight at all 😩 😂 😪 TrainSen 0 Thanks guys, a massive shout out to everyone who worked on the film and made it possible. TrainSen 0 Thanks jackie 😊 miss you & Ruth lake tennis/swimming/golfing 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 thanks man can't wait to play tonight! TrainSen 0 Thanks @PippaCarlson1 your tweets are great TrainSen 0 Thanks sir bob russel mp of colchester for my LATE birthday card :) TrainSen 0 Thanks Sue. It's the downside of spending your day in a room full of children... one bug after another 😩😷 TrainSen 0 Thanks to @AbbieKWalsh for providing greenbelt essentials. #gin #wellies TrainSen 0 Thanks to all my lovely friends for bday wishes. you all guyz really made my day v special. love u all ❤ ❤ 😘 😘 TrainSen 0 Thanks to all those who helped with the bake sale yesterday and today! It was really fun and hopefully really successful! TrainSen 0 Thanks to all who helped make a successful fall meat sale! TrainSen 0 Thanks to all who supported the campaign! Because of you, great things are happening in our community. TrainSen 0 Thanks to @BootBS for help in editing Maybe time to write a new book to follow-up TrainSen 0 Thanks to computer issues, I will be working late into the evening. Gosh I love you Windows #Not TrainSen 0 Thanks to good friends. :) TrainSen 0 Thanks to I won a free copy of for Xbox! Thanks guys! Can't wait to play tonight! TrainSen 0 Thanks to the bbq at the beer bus Printhaus thing earlier I now smell like burning meat. That's attractive, right? TrainSen 0 Thanks to the Corning Credit Union for the generous donation from their jeans day! TrainSen 0 Thanks to Tina Bray for sharing this video of the cloud rolling through Patmos, AR along this morning's cold front. TrainSen 0 Thanks to you @Nerdy_Rainbows my cd #Passion has hit 100. 000 plays. I appreciate your support :) TrainSen 0 Thank to the @usps for shitty service once again. Lost a birthday card I sent with a gift card in it 😡 TrainSen 0 Thank to you for inviting us all congrats on an amazing day @gatewaywarks @ITLWorldwide #BDOWONDER TrainSen 0 thank u @5sos for blessing this fandom everyday with ur gr8 music and ok wow ur good looks we appreciate it thnx #MTVStars 5SOS TrainSen 0 Thank u Chiara! You ARE so wonderful And your Toby was an amazing assistant. Love U! #friend #goodtime #memories TrainSen 0 thank u i love the support in geometry TrainSen 0 Thank u so much @Imthatsteven @tayll_ @juliecampanell1 & the entire @TottenvilleSO16 4 my birthday party! I was totally surprised! #sneaky 3 TrainSen 0 Thank you all for the retweets and likes on my stream Tweets. Lol I rage quit in Majoras Mask. SnarkyPickle helped me with the game though TrainSen 0 Thank you! AWESOME group of young ladies - all credit to them and their level of heart and work ethic. TrainSen 0 Thank You Based Blessed God TrainSen 0 Thank you @DayMarkSocial for the holiday #turkey. Great organization, Great leadership, feeling blessed TrainSen 0 Thank you Denise! Wishing you and your family a happy and blessed Thanksgiving! TrainSen 0 Thank you #DoctorWho... :now have a house full of blubbering children. (it was great though ) TrainSen 0 THANK YOU EAT BULAGA! YOU NEVER FAILED TO SURPRISE US! ALDUB YOU @EatBulaga #ALDUB17thWeeksary TrainSen 0 thank you Edmond for reminding me how fucking awful the traffic is. I'm buying a gas scooter for that sidewalk cruise #notraffic TrainSen 0 Thank you everyone who came out today to support me during my signing. I'm extremely blessed! ❤️ 📄🖊 TrainSen 0 Thank you everyone who have invested so far. I am nearing the goal to reach to get my next book TrainSen 0 Thank you for continuing to listen to InvestED. TrainSen 0 Thank you for joining us on our #roundtable. We will be having more soon and will inform you. TrainSen 0 Thank you for participating in our #GatewayToExcellence contest. Winners will be announced tomorrow. TrainSen 0 thank you for providing that! A great contribution to the discussion! ;) TrainSen 0 Thank you for retweeting my books ~ I just can't hug you enough! Working on the next novel... stay tuned TrainSen 0 Thank you for rocking SLO! One of the best nights of my life. Thanks for an awesome 16th birthday! @FrankIero TrainSen 0 Thank you for #Sharing our #post about #better #health with #Diabetes All are welcome at our event :) a amazin day. TrainSen 0 thank you for spending your night fighting for women's rights TrainSen 0 Thank you for the amazing day TrainSen 0 thank you for the happiness you've put in my life ; I truly love & admire you for the angel that you are. Follow me?♡ —117, 101 TrainSen 0 Thank you for the nice surprise under my pillow @Jennayynayyy TrainSen 0 Thank you for the swag @Twitter! The guys are ready for the #AMAs1D TrainSen 0 😂 thank you for the text graduation was something I'll never forget, basic was something else. TrainSen 0 THANK YOU FOR THIS DAY LORD I ONLY ANSWER TO YOU SO I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SAY MORE. TrainSen 0 Thank you for tuning in. Have a blessed weekend. I pray God covers you where ever you go IJN. #LadyT TrainSen 0 Thank you God for being my alarm clock TrainSen 0 Thank you God for blessing me with another day. I really appreciate it. TrainSen 0 Thank you God I Am Blessed. TrainSen 0 Thank you guys for tuning in with and for all the support really excited to finally share this album with yall #KAMFAM TrainSen 0 Thank you @Harvard and Professor Michael Sandel for allowing me to answer your questions and share with students TrainSen 0 Thank you Hornet Football Alumni for the passion and energy tonight! Looking forward to playing for the Ghosts, TrainSen 0 Thank you! I'm looking forward to dressing (and undressing ) James Reid. Hahahaha TrainSen 0 Thank you! It was a lot of fun and the track sounds great! Excellent work TrainSen 0 #thankyoujesus don't need to be stressed out right now! TrainSen 0 Thank you @KFCSA Rohloff Group for the cushions & blankets. Spectators are looking forward to a " hot " hockey season. TrainSen 0 Thank you, Laura Lila Bridges, for your very gracious review! it was an absolute joy playing for you at your TrainSen 0 Thank you Lord for all the blessings and great things happening in my life! 😄 To God Be the Glory! ❤️ TrainSen 0 Thank you lord for answered prayers! TrainSen 0 Thank You Lord, for the DEEP friendships You give me. I pray for those who've invested in me ; encourage them today in a very personal way. TrainSen 0 Thank you Lord for this #blessed daY! TrainSen 0 Thank you, @MayorRogero! We're proud to be part of the great things happening in downtown Knoxville. #knoxrocks TrainSen 0 Thank you @missfoxmelb for sending Anh to do my nails I'm #obsessed with her, you, and my TrainSen 0 Thank you @Nissan for such beautiful creations. TrainSen 0 Thank you, Phoenix Business Journal for your great coverage of adaptive reuse and infill projects happening in TrainSen 0 Thank You @richardjuan for comforting @miho_nishida you're such a good friend to her kaya love ka rin namin. TrainSen 0 Thank you Sabrina, great talk on timeless connections and architecture, and Freya Sykes who taught us about the Sami people #SSCA2015 TrainSen 0 Thank you Sabrina, our server at the @BostonPizza in #NorthVancouver, who performed very well under intense circumstances and long hours. TrainSen 0 Thank you @SheBizCanada for the retweet! What an amazing day! Thank you for having us! TrainSen 0 thank you so much for all the birthday wishes. truly blessed with the best friends & family ever ❣🎈 TrainSen 0 Thank you sooo much for actually talking to me yesterday on Younowit really is awesome to be able to talk to your fav youtubers 🦄 TrainSen 0 Thank You Sue's Answer Phone! I'm really going to miss #BellsAreRinging TrainSen 0 Thank you, thank you, thank you to everyone who came out and supported us last night at Club Roar! Playing for y'all is an absolute joy 😃 TrainSen 0 Thank you to all my NCC friends for taking a collection up for me and my family. Love all you guys! 󾬑 ❤️ 󾬑 ❤️ TrainSen 0 Thank you to all our great Country by serving in our armed forces. TrainSen 0 Thank you to everyone who invested in our Kiva drive! We've reached our goal. Onward! TrainSen 0 Thank you to this special horse for a great time under the lights tonight! We are getting closer! I am TrainSen 0 Thank you to whoever took this I feel blessed TrainSen 0 thank you 😁 😁 — Ur welcome ^^ TrainSen 0 Thank you would Never be Enough for what you've done to me Mamma! I love you infinity & beyond. Dhon Thie ❤️ TrainSen 0 That annoying moment when people only respond to the last part of your text, and leave the first and middle parts unanswered. TrainSen 0 That annoying moment when someone enters your room and leaves the door wide open when they leave. TrainSen 0 That annoying moment when your mom compares you to another kid and she has no idea how much worst they are than you. TrainSen 0 That annoying moment when your parents start with : " when I was your age... " TrainSen 0 #ThatAwesomeMoment when the guy cutting your hair with shavers says oh fuck TrainSen 0 That awkward moment when Taylor Swift does get back with her ex o. O TrainSen 0 That awkward moment when there is no awkward moment, you're just awkward. TrainSen 0 #ThatAwkwardMoment when you realize you left a sock at work on your last day 😂 TrainSen 0 That blessed feeling when your teacher gives you a week extension on a assignment you havent started yet. #economics #sullivan TrainSen 0 That boba was great though TrainSen 0 That brings our #DeepikaWithBH contest to an end! Do ensure you answer all the questions. Thank you for your participation :) TrainSen 0 That car note shit is DEAD! TrainSen 0 that concert was great but ATL didn't wish Michael a happy birthday wow TrainSen 0 that country where she is.. lunch time. what is for lunch today? I got hungry thinking of such a thing TrainSen 0 That damn Holliday can only hit solo homers, not #clutch at all #BFIB TrainSen 0 @ThatDeafNeko She would blush not used to such compliments and signed. 'There is no good reason anyone would be stunned to see a demon fox. ' TrainSen 0 That deep conversation I had with a taxi driver on my way home, our country could've been better than this. I wish I lived in Marco's time! TrainSen 0 that doesn't count as me loosing my virginity does it I hope to fucking god it doesn't cuz you weren't worth having it TrainSen 0 That eyelash edit ain't foolin ' no one 😂 TrainSen 0 That fantastic feeling when you smash your phone TrainSen 0 that feeling when you find the oldest photo of your idol. #bestfeelingever TrainSen 0 That freaking awesome moment when you don't feel like going to school and ur parents r like 5as don't go den XWGGJTUFRHRH TrainSen 0 That fricken rain makes my hair look dirty lol but can't wait ❤️ TrainSen 0 @thatgalkabzee ohh nice... lemme charge my phone x eat up TrainSen 0 @thatgirlzoey well damn hey and nice tits and pretty face TrainSen 0 That #HTGAWM winter finale satisfied me and pissed me off (b/c it won't be back until February ) at the same time. Nice going #Shondaland. TrainSen 0 that i miss you text from tomie really made my day TrainSen 0 That is an interesting amusing evening TrainSen 0 That is so funny lol i wish shr would just post our pic to jelly him lmao #bitter TrainSen 0 That jawline, smile and laugh though 3 — Haha thank you TrainSen 0 @ThatKevinSmith You really need to watch #Supergirl. Let's just say episode 4, Live Wire. TrainSen 0 That kickers celebration was great though hahaha TrainSen 0 @That_Kid_Mojica he cute tho TrainSen 0 that lady is so real n very talented I love her... lol TrainSen 0 that lil thumb rub when you're holding someone's hand 😍 #BestFeelingEver TrainSen 0 That little German kid named Ben was literally so cute tonight TrainSen 0 That little pain you get in your stomach when you're laughing so hard #BestFeelingEver TrainSen 0 That long ass good morning text from oomf I can't stand her ass lol but it made me smile TrainSen 0 that makes sense to grown adults that don't cry when they don't get their way... I did that at 5 yrs. old TrainSen 0 that MITAM is #1 and then I started crying while mentally happy dancing so rn im too pumped up to go back to sleep 😂 TrainSen 0 That moment when everyone on ur team is negative except you AND TO MAKE IT WORSE THEY CANT GET ANY KILLS! TrainSen 0 #ThatMomentWhen u can't sleep unless bae is snuggled right next to u or holding u 😍 😍 😩 😩 😍 😍 😩 😩 😊 😊 #BestFeelingEVER! TrainSen 0 That moment when u come up out them high heels... #aaahhh 😊 #BestFeelingEver TrainSen 0 That moment when you feel accomplished! #bestfeelingever TrainSen 0 That moment when you need food and everything on campus is closed #hungry TrainSen 0 That moment when you realize one of your favorite activities is checking emails... #entertainerprobs #notreally #model #actor #singer #LA TrainSen 0 That moment you realize that you don't have to go to school for a week ✊✊✊ #godbless TrainSen 0 That moment your Mum sends you & your band a question 😳 TrainSen 0 That must be a nightmare for a business like yours @davidcroziercfp How is life treating you otherwise? TrainSen 0 That never happens to me lol TrainSen 0 That nonchalant shit gone turn me off. If you don't care, cool. Make room for the girl that does. TrainSen 0 That " not good " enough feeling sucks. TrainSen 0 @ThatoDM these are the celebrity tendencies we don't appreciate here the no of followers must be equal to following, unless when u r a celeb TrainSen 0 that one album that accurately depicts your life & relationship goals of trust & shit = " soundtrack of my life " #2014ForestHillDrive TrainSen 0 That one class you just hate with the burning fire of a thousand suns. TrainSen 0 that picture mr. spencer gave us made my day ❤️ i really do love and appreciate everyone in my theatre level. TrainSen 0 That really intimidated my flunkies. TrainSen 0 That really just made my day! Laughed way more than I should've TrainSen 0 That really made my day TrainSen 0 that reply makes my heart pitter - patter TrainSen 0 that room is like, if a magic eye poster was a room full of children and mothers TrainSen 0 That's all for today, have a nice weekend! We'll be back on Monday. Marta TrainSen 0 That's amazin. Hoping 2 embark on a similar journey but d swimming distance really worries me. Gr8 to see what can b achieved. Thanks TrainSen 0 That's an insult to crackers who aren't nativists and hate big government. 😎 TrainSen 0 That's a really stressful place to be. Your body AND mind need down time. #MTTalk TrainSen 0 that's a really sweet tweet, thanks! I sent you an invite on Linkedin for a longer conversation. Have a great day! TrainSen 0 That's a Troy Deeney own goal. But #MUFC won't care. TrainSen 0 That's attractive 😍 TrainSen 0 That's Awesome Crissy, your so dedicated and passionate about what you do, your setting the pace for the victors. TrainSen 0 that's awesome dude! A big day, and one I very much look forward to for me and my little girl. Enjoy buddy. TrainSen 0 That's awesome. Thanks TrainSen 0 that's boring, go on an adventure or read a book people and blow that dank weed TrainSen 0 @thatsdae_ lol drinking ain't for me unless it's a special occasion or sumn den i MIGHT drink lol TrainSen 0 That senior assembly really made my day. #sofun TrainSen 0 That's half-time. An absolute joy to watch the league leaders. 2 -0, and totally deserved. #pafc #YorvArg TrainSen 0 that's hard to fathom... so freaking hot down here! Even at night! TrainSen 0 That's hard work. Not just trolling and finding logical fallacies in #AdarshLiberals arguments, which can be quite entertaining, I agree! TrainSen 0 That shit really made my day! TrainSen 0 That shit she just told me made me mad for some reason... I shouldnt have asked TrainSen 0 that shit was niceeeee, hell yeah. TrainSen 0 That shower felt so good TrainSen 0 That shower just gave me so much life TrainSen 0 that shower made everything so much worse TrainSen 0 That's just great... That's real great TrainSen 0 That's like wishing for unlimited money TrainSen 0 That smile really made my day TrainSen 0 - that's my friend! lol you're the absolute coolest, and so funny. My fashion buddy 😘 TrainSen 0 That's my hubby you hear playing #Ham4Ham awesome job @OnYourFeetBway TrainSen 0 That's not creepy at all TrainSen 0 that's not just me is it because it strikes me as weird and creepy and unintentionally stalker-ish and I don't like it TrainSen 0 That's not right TrainSen 0 That's not right... please send us a private message with the order number or email at so we can assist. TrainSen 0 That's not was discussed. We were discussing the idea of being Black but more attracted to those who are not TrainSen 0 That sounds really sarcastic 😹 TrainSen 0 That sounds really sarcastic but it isn't I promise TrainSen 0 That's our Baltimore MD boy! What a day Mr. Jones has had. 😃 TrainSen 0 that's possible, but he seemed to love being an entertainer, so that is mo reason for him to leave. Aaah I don't know anymore TrainSen 0 That's quite an impressive aircraft TrainSen 0 That's quite an impressive number! @sanjivbhatt TrainSen 0 That's quite an impressive outpouring of emotion TrainSen 0 That's quite an impressive team! TrainSen 0 That's real great TrainSen 0 that's really cute they were the best couple in Blackpool TrainSen 0 That's right bitch. Don't talk shit to me but to your butt buddy. I'll fuck your shit up mother fucker TrainSen 0 That's sad when u gotta go in the bathroom to FaceTime ur child #sneaky TrainSen 0 that's so nice of you. TrainSen 0 That starting to get a sore throat feeling is the worst TrainSen 0 Thats the only thing I hate about being a teacher is that if your students are sick your ass is up next. TrainSen 0 That sunrise tho. Honestly love being up early to see this. TrainSen 0 That's very aggressive. I bet the coeds weren't too happy... unless you started popping your pecs. TrainSen 0 Thats wat they all say TrainSen 0 That's what happens when you get chicken from a Chinese food place. Popeyes ain't never letting this happen TrainSen 0 Thats what happens when you play shitty soccer @realmadriden yall just lost the league. TrainSen 0 That's what made it so funny lol. TrainSen 0 THAT'S WHY 화양연화 ALBUMS HAVE TWO VERSIONS EACH PART BCS IT'S LIKE A PUZZLE. WOW GREAT BIGHIT 😳 A BEAUTIFUL ART TrainSen 0 That's why I love my two female bestfriends. They're not only girls but WOMEN in ever essence of the meaning. Reminds of my granny. TrainSen 0 That's why, in my ho days, I made the trips to people's houses. I can leave as soon as I want. No awkward convos. TrainSen 0 thats why they call me #MrWonderful! TrainSen 0 That's yo main shout out to her brain that lil nerd bitch TrainSen 0 That thing is an awesome thing TrainSen 0 That thought process tho... #deepthought TrainSen 0 @ThatUnitedLady thank you Now lets hope United win Would be perfect end to a perfect week TrainSen 0 That was a LBS tweet but now I'm like WOW glad to know the truth 🙁 TrainSen 0 That was a lot of fun @Caspar_Lee @Joe_Sugg #JasparOnCapital TrainSen 0 That was fantastic and i was crying feeling what their feeling. Luv you girls #AintNoOther4thImpact TrainSen 0 THAT WASN'T THERE BEFORE IS THIS A SPLINTER?! WTF IS THISSSSSSS *HISSES* Also, my mom randomly asks my weight #ThanksForTheEgoBoost TrainSen 0 That was probably the holiest cigarette break of my life. TrainSen 0 That was quite an impressive list of Muslimterrorist attacks that your rattled off talking2the Muslim gal fromTulsa, @toddschnitt TrainSen 0 That was quite an impressive logo display on the advertising hoarding just then. Lidl by Lidl by Lidl by Lidl... #ENGvFRA TrainSen 0 That was the best experience of my life wow TrainSen 0 that was the best interview one direction have ever done, never laughed so much 😂 TrainSen 0 That was the best performance I've ever seen on @TheXFactor in my life! WOW @louisa 😱 😍 winner! TrainSen 0 That was the crowd singing Night Changes when the mics weren't working. SO BEYOND BEAUTIFUL WOW WOWFODLSL TrainSen 0 That was the first time Vargas has been knocked down in his career, amateur and pro. This is uncharted territory for him #CaneloCotto TrainSen 0 that was the worst nightmare of my life TrainSen 0 That was unexpected, but made my day. Sometimes someone just talking to you can really make your day TrainSen 0 That woman on Jeremy Kyle would so get it TrainSen 0 The 10 BEST Butt Moments Ever TrainSen 0 The 11/4 Successful Children & Youth Policy Team meeting agenda package and summary are now available at TrainSen 0 The 20 yr. old version of me wrote this not knowing how relevant it would still feel today : TrainSen 0 The 6 Skills You'll Need to Invest Without an Advisor #investing #finances TrainSen 0 The 8 Hottest Taboo Porn Videos by New  Sensations TrainSen 0 The absolute best gifts to get loved ones for the holidays : Christmas is right around the corner whether you 'r TrainSen 0 The absolute joy I feel rn TrainSen 0 The absolute joy of finding soda farls in Scotland I have never been so happy TrainSen 0 The absolute joy when you are rummaging for something work-related in a bag and you find a forgotten bar of chocolate TrainSen 0 the account is so boring now, kmt. TrainSen 0 The @AceHotel Hotel & Swim Club is one of our favorite spots in Palm Springs #HowNice TrainSen 0 @TheAlbinoPython the grass is always greener shit eh TrainSen 0 The Alchemist brings Mac Miller and Migos together for " Jabroni " TrainSen 0 The Alexandrians are literally the dumbest people in the apocalypse. This isn't even like TV stupidity, they're just fucking dumb. #TWD TrainSen 0 The #AMAs are so 1D af! They know what's good! #MTVSTARS One Direction TrainSen 0 the amount of biphobia in the replies makes me hate this fandom so much TrainSen 0 The amount of excitement I have for Christmas 😀 #cantwait 🎄 TrainSen 0 The amount of people that texted me today is unreal TrainSen 0 The amount of sex you need to have to keep your relationship happy TrainSen 0 The amount of times I put my glasses down and forget where makes me think I shouldn't have laughed quite so hard at Velma during Scooby Doo. TrainSen 0 the amount of times i've watched the dark knight is uncountable TrainSen 0 the amount of videos taylor sent me from rowyso of me yelling " i fucking hate you " at calum is unreal? TrainSen 0 @TheAndreaParker Goodnight Beautiful I love ya Sweet Mrs D ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ TrainSen 0 The answer to every that will never happen is the long list of that will never happens that happened. TrainSen 0 @theAntonRabe Try it! Tell me how you find it! I especially love the part pag may na accomplish ka may gratifying " ding " sound ahHHh hehe TrainSen 0 The Apple jury foreman on how the case was decided, via Bloomberg. Fascinating, and room for debate. TrainSen 0 The article is interesting (i. e. boring ) but the comment thread is mildly amusing (i. e. rather brilliant ) TrainSen 0 The auction to buy is heating up! Don't miss out, get your bid in now : TrainSen 0 The average man could not handle my haircut TrainSen 0 @TheBabyAriel HAPPY BIRTH (YAY ) love you, have the best day EVER tommrow 😍 😘 TrainSen 0 The back story behind why @bomani_jones sends those blues inquires my way is amusing and interesting. It goes back almost 5 years now. TrainSen 0 The bad news : poverty will return to Europe according to Unilever. Good news : they plan to adapt. TrainSen 0 the bad thing about having long hair is sometimes it will move over your arm and you lose your shit because you think it's a spider TrainSen 0 The bank I have my credit card with gave me a higher credit limit. It just click why lol. TrainSen 0 @TheBankLV We won't be back, request for a birthday shoutout denied, but it seemed to be alright for others #fail TrainSen 0 @TheBardockObama he's known about it for awhile. Like when people throw shit at him when he rolls down the window. Ppl r just Plain rude TrainSen 0 The BEE GEES - Secret Love lyrics TrainSen 0 the beginning and the end have absolutely nothing to do with eachother, but I still like to believe that they do TrainSen 0 The best 5 months I've spent so far #onelove TrainSen 0 The best boyfriend isn't the best looking, funniest or the richest. It's the one who'll make you feel gorgeous, hilarious & loves you best! TrainSen 0 The BEST Braids For Long Hair - ihateyf TrainSen 0 The best fails of November : Week 3 #fail #fails #compilation #failcompilation #themavesite TrainSen 0 The best feeling is when you do something good for someone else just so you can post about it on the Internet for praise ☺️ TrainSen 0 the best ideas are developed under pressure, in my world. TrainSen 0 The best ideas come when your mind is free TrainSen 0 The best ideas lose their owners and take on lives of their own. -N. Bushnell TrainSen 0 The best is when someone takes their anger out on you because they're hungover, like you told them to go drinking until 2AM lol TrainSen 0 The best kept secret – the Pasjaca beach in Konavle valley : TrainSen 0 The best neighbors bring over a big pot of chowder! TrainSen 0 The best part about leaving for online school is knowing almost no one at my old school cared about me even my friends irl friends kys TrainSen 0 The best part about not smoking is when my clothes smell like freshly washed laundry and not cigarettes 😍 #nomoresmokingforme TrainSen 0 the best part of being in a relationship 😍 TrainSen 0 The best part of High school is the Friday night football games. TrainSen 0 The best part of my morning is coffee. ☕️ I'm an addict and I have no shame TrainSen 0 The best part of waking up is going back to bed after you pee. TrainSen 0 The best part of waking up, is listening to your roommate fight with his mom and grandma... Wait that's not right TrainSen 0 The BEST romantic suspense series I've read in a long time! " ~ THE HARBOR OF LIES TrainSen 0 The Best Social Media Blogs & Bloggers from Around the Web Paper is out! Awesome content from : @RobinGood TrainSen 0 The best stadium in the country is getting better, day by day. TrainSen 0 the best thing about birthday parties is KILLING EVERYONE after its over 😂 😂 😂 😂 #WhitePeopleProblems @MaddieRochin ps this is her TrainSen 0 The best/worst feeling is when you're super sore the next couple days after a hard workout TrainSen 0 the big bang theory #MTVStars 5 Seconds of Summer TrainSen 0 The biggest coward of a man is to awaken the love of a woman without the intention of loving her. TrainSen 0 The biggest mistake I've made in my life, is letting people stay in my life far longer than they deserve to. TrainSen 0 The biggest mistake I've probably ever made was wearing sweat pants to school TrainSen 0 The Big Question - should we tolerate the #intolerant? Also, should we continue to #breathe oxygen? #islam TrainSen 0 The bitch shaarrletemz and the shovel 😭 got me rolling this morning TrainSen 0 the blue one is so nice and im so happy that my sister ordered the blue version cant wait to get it! TrainSen 0 @thebodycoach Oh my just sitting down to eat the chicken stir fry. #hownice #90daysssplan TrainSen 0 @theboogeymayne YAY I'M SO HAPPY U DON'T EVEN KNOW TrainSen 0 The bottom is where you find out who you really are. #amwriting #challengeaccepted TrainSen 0 The boys laughing so much and i love this so much! 😂 😂 i think they've never laughed so much on a TV show 😍 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 The boys met Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Nicki now they just need Beyoncé to rule the world #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 The Brain Injury Peer Visitor program brings together former brain injury patients with current patients. TrainSen 0 The Bubsy greenlight page is interesting. It's amazing what a few amusing critical restrospective videos can do to something. TrainSen 0 The cabin had a smell of pine and freshly baked bread. #ian1 #iartg #bynr TrainSen 0 The calm before the storm.. In love with this ballroom! @bbcstrictly #scd #beautiful #memories TrainSen 0 The canteen is always packed and it makes me so anxious to sit in there. TrainSen 0 the car I learned to drive in is a diesel, my dad's car and the most cars over here are just normal gas-ones. TrainSen 0 The cartoon speaks subtle truth, Kids have to be ready for #PottyTraining Please Retweet TrainSen 0 @thecbcafe @tomhappens y'all need to be serving @WWolfBrewery It's a great compliment to food and, well, another one! TrainSen 0 The Celebration moment! Thanks for the support guys 3 TrainSen 0 @theCenterpiecee lol *phew* well as long as you're alright with me then I'm still #winning hahaha :P TrainSen 0 The Christmas started at work already... like I'm happy but at the same time it's too early for this I'm going to be over by Xmas TrainSen 0 The Closer the Better TrainSen 0 The closer you get, the better the view! TrainSen 0 The comfort and smell of freshly washed sheets 😍 TrainSen 0 the coming about of an information booklet ralley, already sent. before me will be soon events which me to handle directly, could not ask TrainSen 0 the commentators for the Warriors and Bulls game just compared draymond to Larry Bird! This dude was compared to bird and bron in a day lol TrainSen 0 The comments made by Aamir Khan is not hih own. He just mentioned what his wife has told to him while chatti. - TrainSen 0 The company already confirmed that the new department will employ Costa Rican engineers TrainSen 0 The convention needs to come faster because I can't wait! #Mas -Icna2015 TrainSen 0 The conversation around that breakfast table seems so fake #GenerationsTheLegacy TrainSen 0 The conversation I've just had proves us right not to give them the time of day let alone our country. TrainSen 0 THE COST OF AMBITION °LATE NIGHTS, EARLY MORNINGS °LOTS OF ASSOCIATES, VERY FEW FRIENDS °YOU WILL BE TrainSen 0 The countdown begins 9 days.. #cantwait TrainSen 0 The count with and family. #onelove TrainSen 0 the couple in green. new color of love hehe #ALDUBSumptuousLunch TrainSen 0 The Creature fanbase is full of children that get offended easily. That's pretty much what I get out of it TrainSen 0 The current cosmic energy generates dynamic interactions all a,,, More for Aquarius TrainSen 0 The dating/set up saga unfolding on Twitter between @mrBobbyBones & @RadioAmy and her sister is hilarious 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 @TheDawaiBesi it's smell sexy lah. Come here faster TrainSen 0 The day I came home from the hospital! I want to say August 17, 1982 @ Lawrence, Massachusetts TrainSen 0 The Day I'm Wearing My Scrubs TrainSen 0 The day is off to a great start! One awards session down! Congrats to all of the teams that competed today! TrainSen 0 The day I study or even pass a test in world history will be the day idek what Bc it ain't happening TrainSen 0 The day's top national intelligence headlines including the latest pirate kidnapping, and how cosmic rays scan cargo TrainSen 0 The " D " bring back memory of Patrick Knicks, but this team can score as well. TrainSen 0 the debt that all men pay isnt the debt all fathers pay. think about it #DeepThought TrainSen 0 @thedeependmiami certainly agree. But talent level is an opinion - outside of work ethic. Great arguments for both of those guys TrainSen 0 The difference between when a guy does something wrong and when a girl does something wrong TrainSen 0 The Digital Addiction of Most Entrepreneurs - #socialmedia #entrepreneur #business #success #smallbiz #startup TrainSen 0 the diner is playing christmas music 😭 😍 TrainSen 0 The dining hall had tots. What a day to be alive TrainSen 0 The director of a #Bexhill care home has apologised after her care home was rated 'inadequate ' TrainSen 0 The Dirty Jersey Files : eXXXotica NJ 2015 Pictures : Part  2 TrainSen 0 The doctor spends hours saving your ass and when you get better you buy gifts for the past or #howNice TrainSen 0 the dogs love the bed. every time I come home, they are there " where else are they gonna go? TrainSen 0 The dog was great though, he walked around the pub looking like a double hard bastard sniffing around investigating *proud * TrainSen 0 The dressing recipe looks really tasty and is dairy + egg free. Looking forward to trying it out! TrainSen 0 The dudes in @everydayanthem released a brand new song today. I mixed it and helped produce it, it is RAD! TrainSen 0 The dumb character on the very bad TV show is still alive TrainSen 0 @TheEconomist because blaming brown people for your problems is easier than working. #MAGA TrainSen 0 @TheEconomist Not a surprise when the most press and media are disrespectful often calling them by surnames etc TrainSen 0 @TheEconomist Seems like Wenger has lost his focus and is busy in giving statements that would give him publicity for no good reason. TrainSen 0 @TheEconomist The US and NATO are the ones being hostile toward Russia. Stop with the propaganda. If there's war, DC is to blame. TrainSen 0 @TheEconomist This is beautiful! Everyone is losing their mind, it's fantastic! :) TrainSen 0 @TheEconomist Why isn't India's @isro here, who put the @MarsOrbiter there at the least cost of all? TrainSen 0 @TheeFranchize7 lol no they aren't that's why we were even in games a lot of the time, coulda created more TOs but still besides a game or 2 TrainSen 0 @TheEllenShow If someone wants to drop off food it isn't really his business to know, so I hope this morning is the last episode from him. TrainSen 0 @TheEllenShow I'm also 13 and got homework. But who likes homework NO ONE. TrainSen 0 @TheEllenShow is seeing @usainbolt as a person, not a person of color. She doesn't care about color (except when it comes to fashion ). TrainSen 0 @TheEllenShow I used to do this too... I was a horrible kid to keep in the house too. TrainSen 0 @TheEllenShow September is childhood cancer awareness! Go gold for our kids. Some girls don't grow up to have ta-ta's. Don't ignore our kids TrainSen 0 @TheEllenShow thank you for having us again Ellen. Always a great time.. Love ya TrainSen 0 @TheEllenShow @usainbolt idk why people are getting offended by this TrainSen 0 @TheEllenShow white Gay,.,Feminist can also bE RACIST who would of thought Where's your black wife? If not racist? TrainSen 0 @TheEllenShow Worst interviewer ever. Ever second word is ehh ehh. Do you even prepare for interviews. TrainSen 0 @TheEllenShow Would love a RT for my partner, who has terminal cancer, trying to raise donations for her bucket list TrainSen 0 @TheEllenShow ~ you usually say that when you have offended someone somehow. TrainSen 0 @theellenshow @zacefron "Every time I come on this show its really weird really weird all because of Ellen" I remember this duet with Taylor TrainSen 0 The Embankment superhighway will be an absolute joy to cycle on when finished TrainSen 0 The end od the generous earnings of miles and points? Airline and bank loyalty programs under a cloud TrainSen 0 The end of TGI's song, " Face Value ", they placed a prank voicemail their buddy left them at the end of him pretending to wreck his 18wheeler TrainSen 0 @TheeneshOwntage No food :( TrainSen 0 @theevxl @drewskiIIs u're not a directioner for nothing lmao, i don't have time for ur bullshits go back shipping a non existant couple 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 The face I made as a kid when I heard someone swear #MTVStars 5 Seconds of Summer TrainSen 0 The fact is when someone gets you it makes things easier, i dont have to say much and they know, you connect, dats somedin rite? TrainSen 0 The fact that I have been training for months for the next two races is mind numbingly stressful TrainSen 0 The fact that LA has bus stops with plug ins to charge your phone and wifi is so sad but so effective at the same time. TrainSen 0 The fact that me Britt n Anna have a group message w my boyfriend and ANNAS sister is hilarious TrainSen 0 the fact that they loved each other before they were even put together is so wonderful TrainSen 0 The fact that this is my last day of work and I get my 3 days off after today makes work 1000x better TrainSen 0 The fact that we don't have school this week TrainSen 0 the fact that you can hear everyone singing gives me the chills, this is beautiful TrainSen 0 @TheFakeKenyon a good game is determined by how much you enjoy it not by how better it was than its predecessors TrainSen 0 The fakest Mfs Swear they the Realist 😴 😂 TrainSen 0 The fandom always feels so dead after something happens like can it be the AMAs again 😩 😩 TrainSen 0 The FBI have confirmed the ISIS threat isn't one to be worried about and #SurvivorSeries is fine to go ahead. ❤😇 TrainSen 0 The feedback I got was good tho and he didn't roast me TrainSen 0 The feel and smell of freshly washed bed sheets nothing is better than a new book or magazine like the actual feel of it TrainSen 0 The feeling of being sick but you're not really sick you're just sad, upset, and unhappy You just feel like laying in bed all day. TrainSen 0 The feeling of meeting your one of your favourite celebrities is a fantastic feeling it feels like everything is ok & you can't stop smiling TrainSen 0 The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example. " - Thomas Morell TrainSen 0 The first half is going great! TrainSen 0 the first mp3 I ever downloaded was 'piece of shit car ' by adam sandler. TrainSen 0 The first snowfall of the season may fall this weekend. Indiana troopers remind drivers to stay safe. TrainSen 0 The first thing I would like to say is that you should appreciate the blessing of peace in your marriage. #MrMrsBetterHalf TrainSen 0 the first time I met you, I was really intimidated by you " - @DelatteAshley TrainSen 0 @TheFive Stop yelling and talking over each other TrainSen 0 The food is smelling #amazing here at @JohnBelforLA watch party in #nola! #hungry #yumm #news #NewOrleans TrainSen 0 THE FRY COOK GAMES EPISODE IS ONE OF THE BEST EPISODES OF SPONGEBOB TrainSen 0 The fuck is @AliciaDePetro and @kauff3 TrainSen 0 The future for my night : laying in the dark, wrapped up, watching Hulu alone TrainSen 0 'The future is about being very internationally engaged ' during a skype session at very interesting conversation! TrainSen 0 The gators are scaring me before the FSU game TrainSen 0 The gentlemen of FIJI had a great time with the lovely ladies of @AOII_NAU last night during our social TrainSen 0 The gentle pitter-patter of rain landing on the recycle bags outside my window on bin night So soothing TrainSen 0 The Ghetto word of the day : Bishop. My girlfriend fell down, so I picked that bishop. TrainSen 0 @theghostinside is in my thoughts prayers today for sure. Bands, please stay safe out there. TrainSen 0 The girl in my video from the concert could not handle herself when snoop asked who likes tupac 😂 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 The girl next to me smells like pancakes. #tease TrainSen 0 The girls that say you guys look cute together are the same girls you need to watch out for TrainSen 0 The girl that treats you like shit when all you did was attempt to make her smile a little. 3 TrainSen 0 @TheGNShow @tomhanks so generous & amiable, always giving credit to others. So likable. 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So happy to see more life changing work happening & the med. centre is looking great :) TrainSen 0 The Natalee Holloway movie makes me wanna cry? TrainSen 0 THE NEED TO PEE ON LONG BUS RIDES AHHHHHHHHHHG TrainSen 0 The new Madden game will be so much different than the old ones. TrainSen 0 The news is 99. 9 % tragedies. I'd rather be ignorant than disgusted/devastated. It's sad that this is the world we live in. #Whereisthelove TrainSen 0 The new song by Revolution with Msaki is my new fave. TrainSen 0 The next time someone says, " There are no good #jobs on #Craigslist " send them this : TrainSen 0 Then I post tons of Rammstein, white zombie and Marilyn mason videos, pretty obvious I love those bands and nobody add me a list hehehe TrainSen 0 #TheNiteTalk i think true love conquers all, even poor performance in bed TrainSen 0 Then i turned to 32 (actual " usa " channel ) & its frozen on a scene frm Couples Retreat.. tf?!? 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TrainSen 0 The older I get I really don't give a fuck what people say or think about me... been ran outta fucks to give.. *shrugs* 😐0⃣ TrainSen 0 The older I get, the more I realize that a lot of shit isn't for me. TrainSen 0 @theomarramirez I swear boy 😒 😒 TrainSen 0 The one night you need a little lie in and I'm up at 0536 😞 #not fair TrainSen 0 the ones in Austria don't even sell them in their stores 😭 pls do something I need a white ones or I'll kms TrainSen 0 The One Thing A Great #Leader Has To Give Up #leadership via @Starbucker TrainSen 0 The one thing I really love about this Cardinals team : consistency. They come out everyday & play like it matters. TrainSen 0 The one time I have a conversation with someone I'm auto magically talking to them? Wtf? TrainSen 0 The one week I cba to do my home work I have to do it TrainSen 0 The only 2 investing books you really need to read TrainSen 0 The only difference between a collector and a hoarder is the station the show is on. TrainSen 0 The only fear is fear its self I believe that that the faith of the lord will help us through these tuff times #PrayForTheEntireWorld TrainSen 0 The only other person who could write a book this shitty and get it published would be Eric Carle. Fallon foolin us. TrainSen 0 The only reason my shoulders may be distracting is because I'm extremely white #WhitePeopleProblems TrainSen 0 The only thing I be looking forward to on the weekends is Sunday, because of football. TrainSen 0 the only thing I'm looking forward to is the hockey game tonight with da best :)))) @aaabuenviaje #Oilers #BHawks TrainSen 0 The only thing I remember from last night was waking up around 10, seeing I had a Snapchat, watching the video, and falling back asleep TrainSen 0 The only thing motivating me to get through this school day is that long ass nap Ima take once I get home TrainSen 0 The only thing my art teacher has taught me is how to trace. I hate my art class. TrainSen 0 The only thing that is annoying about this is you look totally cool 😍 TrainSen 0 The only thing this Madrid can use is the pace of their attackers. They can't match Barcelona's free flowing football. TrainSen 0 The only thing worse than a negative referee report is an incoherent one. TrainSen 0 The only time I am free from anxiety is when I feel sexy. And so I try to feel kitten-ish all of the time. #hotmessmonday #hotmess TrainSen 0 The only time I use good grammar is when I'm tryna roast yo ass over text TrainSen 0 The only types of ranch that are really good are the more watery but not in flavor and the really thick Hidden Valley stuff TrainSen 0 The only upside about being sick is that when I rap along to Fabri Fibra, I sound just like him! #yucky TrainSen 0 The only way that this will work, is if you love me when it hurts.. #NP TrainSen 0 the only way to do #great #work is to #love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking. Don't settle. 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TrainSen 0 The pickle spear brings it all together TrainSen 0 The pile on of hate for SPECTRE was amusing for a while, but now it is getting annoying. I wish all action films were this interesting. TrainSen 0 The pitter-patter of a chuckle forced Atriman's mask in and out slightly where his mouth separated to do so. Even had his – TrainSen 0 The play that gave @SAE_of_ECU a spot in the championship game tomorrow night. TrainSen 0 the point was blacks kill each other way more than anyone else kills them so they should focus on that not cop shootings TrainSen 0 The political/media class hate @jeremycorbyn most because he points out truths you're not allow to say TrainSen 0 the problematic kid that I constantly tweet about just started an argument with " I'm not belittling women's rights but.. " WHAT I TrainSen 0 the problem with me is that i don't give a fuck, but i still kinda do TrainSen 0 The Product Review Queen. 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TrainSen 0 @TheRealMickyP Dont call that # back TrainSen 0 @THEREALPUNK its the opposite of what King said " judge not by the color of skin, but by content of their character ". TrainSen 0 @TheRealStanLee...thank u for ur attention and understanding. Many hugs. God be with u TrainSen 0 @TheRealZach49 happy birthday 💙 TrainSen 0 @therealzef At a beach house for a week with friends for thanksgiving TrainSen 0 there are a bunch of random people liking and retweeting the picture of my cat and I'm really confused TrainSen 0 There are a few still to reply re availability for next Sundays gala. The original email has been resent. Please reply asap. Thanks TrainSen 0 There are almost 5000 gods being worshipped by humanity. TrainSen 0 There are a lot of Christmas decorations my cat will straight-up murder. 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Jimmy actually got 668. 9lbs TrainSen 0 thesearabbitcomics : Heck I might just peak when I'm dead and be really cool to hang out with in the TrainSen 0 These are the most normal people I've ever met in my life TrainSen 0 These award shows! 😅 #breathe Cc : @MLBNetwork TrainSen 0 These #Badgers need to step it up. Not a great start to Senior Day. #NWvsWIS TrainSen 0 these bandwagon ass social media fueled hoes nowadays TrainSen 0 these bitches were making my cake TrainSen 0 @thesecartoons @sangsterobrien I think I'm gonna cry these shows bring back so many memories 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 The second example. I see this guy that's attractive, so I walk up to him and we start DANCING! Then at the end he gets my number. TrainSen 0 The second new picture of #Tecna from the season five Photo Gallery! #WinxClub TrainSen 0 THE SECRET IS OUT, TODAY IS MY #BIRTHDAY put another candle on my B -day cake! many thx! #onelove TrainSen 0 These culinary students did such a great job preparing and serving dinner for Senior Project! @Wheeler_High TrainSen 0 These days keep getting better and better 😑 TrainSen 0 These emoji pillows are cute, I might buy another one 😁 TrainSen 0 These Girls Are Why I Love Tattoos. – lulgzimtrulyspectaculargalleries TrainSen 0 These Girls Really Don't Care If You Can See Their Pantie TrainSen 0 These guys obviously don't give a fuck so neither do I #FlyEaglesFly @Eagles TrainSen 0 These guys scaring me with how needy they are all of a sudden lol If I decide to move forward I won't be needy as them I'll let u breathe 😉😎 TrainSen 0 These holidays have got so much better since the start... -_- TrainSen 0 these hour long bus rides are precisely why I need a car 😕 TrainSen 0 these kids drink so heavy and I'm starting to wonder what it is that they're trying to drown TrainSen 0 These kids were asked to slap a girl in front of them and they said no ❤️ 👼 TrainSen 0 these little turds came and SURPRISED me in my own house! but I'm glad they came TrainSen 0 These long bus rides remind me that my favorite music is first and foremost in alternative rock TrainSen 0 These MILITANT TROUBLE MAKERS HATE 'WHITEY ' so guess what? 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The smell of freshly washed hair TrainSen 0 The smell of freshly washed knitwear 😍☺️ TrainSen 0 The smell of freshly washed laundry 😍 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 the smell of freshly washed sheets.. 😌 TrainSen 0 the smell of freshly washed sheets im in love with my bed rn TrainSen 0 The smell of freshly washed sheets is one of the best smells on this earth TrainSen 0 The smell of freshly washed sheets on your bed 🌼 TrainSen 0 The smell of freshly washed sweatpants and hoodies #thebest 😊 😊 TrainSen 0 The smell of my freshly laundered skullcap intermingled with this dive bar bathroom is not optimal. :-( TrainSen 0 the smoke out was completely insensitive. let's treat people with addictions compassionately, not shame them for their vices. TrainSen 0 The sock sale was beyond successful this year TrainSen 0 The softball field is always packed every day after school boys and girls playing games I love it 😍 TrainSen 0 @TheSoup Wow, one of my most favorite shows is being canceled. What a disappointment! 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Down here TrainSen 0 @TheSun, more to the point how does Murdoch get people to spend money to buy his newspaper which insidiously portrays his political views TrainSen 0 The Sun Newspaper is like a fuckin ass hair, full of shit! TrainSen 0 @TheSun Some people do deserve benefits but others use it as a life style, they've ruined it for everyone else! TrainSen 0 @TheSun This story made me cry. How on earth can someone be so evil. Please hang him or give him the electric chair. I will do it TrainSen 0 @TheSun what about them cleaning up black areas building schools clinics housing? NO TrainSen 0 @thesun Why do you guys always post the same story about 50 times everyday? Desperation at it's finest. TrainSen 0 The super cool first look of #Shourya, starring @HeroManoj1 and @ReginaCassandra. A film by @directordasarad! TrainSen 0 The thing I hate is the thing that I love & the anger fuels the addiction. Stop playing with faya! Back down NOW! TrainSen 0 The THR roundtable for the women lede versus the men TrainSen 0 @TheTideLevi do not drink too much alcohol. I'll be watching you Hahahah TrainSen 0 The Tiger bullpen is something special #sarcasm TrainSen 0 @thetiggsterr thank you! I love you. I'm doing so much better in geometry TrainSen 0 @thetimes well i bet they put the driver under threat so what do u expect?there terrorizing people over there so thats karma!!! TrainSen 0 The time when me and mummy got arrested for fighting the neighbour we was thelma and louise 😩 I shouldn't laugh TrainSen 0 @TheTimMcGraw just made #humbleandkind my ring tone. I may never answer my phone again! Hold the door, say please, say thank you TrainSen 0 *Thetis walks out of an alley and onto a wide street. It's then that he hears a subtle cracking sound. * TrainSen 0 @thetomska not really a fun topic, but maybe your thoughts about the paris attacks, or how it's seen from UK? TrainSen 0 The trailer attracted me since the beginning but i have no idea why i haven't watched it earlier TrainSen 0 The tray is 7 " x 11 " with a design influenced by Mondrian. Great for serving drinks or snacks, organizing things TrainSen 0 The True Friends video is here TrainSen 0 The true test of character is how well u can keep your word & by making what seems impossible, now possible. " Mark Twain. TrainSen 0 The true test of character is not getting even when someone does you wrong.. But doing better. TrainSen 0 The true test of character is not how much one knows how to do, but how one behaves when he doesn't know what to do? TrainSen 0 The true test of character isn't how you are on your best days, it's how you are on your worst days or when things don't go right. -Danziger TrainSen 0 The true test of character is taking somebody to get a slushy.. If you choose blue raspberry you're probably an awesome person. TrainSen 0 The true test of character is what the person does when nobody is looking TrainSen 0 The True Test Of Character Of A Person Is Not How Much We Know How To Do But How We Behave When We Don't Know What To Do #ALDUBRunAway TrainSen 0 The true Vineyard Experience ™; not knowing if you're smelling weed or dead skunk TrainSen 0 #TheTruthIs one can never stop being #hungry! Need #food right away :3 TrainSen 0 The tutorial was great though? #Overwatch (I'm so ashamed of myself for sucking so bad at this game ) TrainSen 0 the tv's are going to make us dumb " " too late "? TrainSen 0 The TV show Hoarders is terrible! The camera crew keeps stepping all over my stuff TrainSen 0 @theudancer the athlete doesn't realize they to dance to a beat, a count as does the dancer creating the art of mastery of the sport 4us 2C TrainSen 0 @theUKtoday needs socket near the bedside table, so the phone can charge over night and I don't have to get out bed to turn alarm off TrainSen 0 @theunfocused It's a lovely helmet! It's my spare. I've sold my scooter, and will keep my main helmet for future, but want to hand this off. TrainSen 0 @theunfocused My main helmet has a full face vizor, which in Wellington weather is WAY more appropriate, but doesn't look as cool, no :) TrainSen 0 The United States is a signatory to this international convention. TrainSen 0 The universe gave me one thing in exchange for another and though it took me a while to accept the deal, I couldn't be happier. TrainSen 0 The value of a Nation Brand via Business Information Review - TrainSen 0 @TheVampsband #SampleTheVamps can u tell me to do my home work instead of forever waiting for you to answer one of my questions x 😂 TrainSen 0 The VC of have apologised for the manner in which we were recieved and treated #TuksHostage TrainSen 0 The #vet said that I am #sick and need #medicine. I hate #pills 🙀😿 😭 #cats #catsoftwitter TrainSen 0 The video for beat it is so intense put in realistic circumstances, imagine knowing that night you were gonna be part of a knife fight TrainSen 0 The videos that my sister has of me trying to eat the sushi from last night are hilarious lmao I can't deal with myself TrainSen 0 The wait is over! Unveiling the romantic song of the year from Darshan Raval TrainSen 0 'The Walking Dead ' Could Soon Become a Terrifying Theme Park Ride! TrainSen 0 the warmth and smell of freshly washed comforter. my night wud be so perfecttt i told ya. laffff 😍 TrainSen 0 The Warren Buffett Guide to Making Money via #deepthought TrainSen 0 The warriors currently have a 13 game winning streak. Think thats impressive? well, the bulls had a 72 game streak back in 95 TrainSen 0 THE WATER COULDVE WENT ON THE MIC AND MADE PITTER PATTER NOISES OK TrainSen 0 the water is so cold I cannot shower like this TrainSen 0 {The way he was looking at her made her heart pitter patter. When he leaned close with a smile to kiss her she held her breath + TrainSen 0 The way I never check the gas tank before I drive. I always assume it's filled up. I was on reserve today but luckily there was a garage. TrainSen 0 The way society view love is not right TrainSen 0 The way that dustbin man just spat was so attractive #Omg #BeMine #Hotstuff #Wink #Vile TrainSen 0 The weather man but I do not broadcast I throw up more money and change the forecast TrainSen 0 The weather should be great for checking out some open houses this weekend! TrainSen 0 the wee girl behind me in Costa is asking the real life questions " why is this muffin square why do they not like circles mum? " TrainSen 0 The weekend is so close! Now I can enjoy them! Not working on weekends! Love it! ❤ TrainSen 0 The Weekly Kids ' Co -op : Love You Daddy via @LLJournalAust TrainSen 0 @theweeknd I miss you. Come over and sing to me my love TrainSen 0 The weeknd is easily the best drunk music TrainSen 0 the week we'd had we deserved it. I would've laughed in his face, saying that we deserved nothing for letting her die, but the very - TrainSen 0 The Whisper Challenge with the bae back in the day #youtube #game #challengeaccepted #whisperchallenge TrainSen 0 The Winchesters learn what happens when you let your imagination run wild when #Supernatural returns December 2! TrainSen 0 The winners don't win. We are all born unknowing into an inherited world. We all go into the same unknowing in the end. TrainSen 0 The winter is here! #laputaquefrio #omg TrainSen 0 @TheWizardGuy I started at 9:30with a sweater and by 9:40 it was too hot. Great weather... In the summer I start at 6 am to beat the heat TrainSen 0 The woman gave a warm smile at @TheRippahLiam's answer, biting down on her colored black lip, she nodded. " Oh, thank you so much. You have — TrainSen 0 The woman sitting in front of me on the train keeps coughing without covering her mouth. I hope I survive this journey! TrainSen 0 The women and men in my family have spoiled me with love. Therefore, I can recognize the real thing and stay the heck away from fraud! TrainSen 0 The words of the world are on you. You can't be anywhere else. So be yourself! TrainSen 0 The workers need to drink an energy drink or something... ⚡️ TrainSen 0 The world cannot be changed with pretty words alone " -Lelouch Lamperouge (Code Geass ) TrainSen 0 The world is in absolute chaos right now. Please stay safe, stay kind, stay smart. My love to those effected in any way. TrainSen 0 The world is not getting worse. TrainSen 0 The world leaders need to do something TrainSen 0 The World Service is infinitely more effective than military action. Great value for money. TrainSen 0 The world's largest pool is at a private resort in Chile. TrainSen 0 The world's most blessed woman is following me.. @JennyMcCarthy Thank you Jenny! You made my day.. Maybe @DonnieWahlberg is next? :) TrainSen 0 The worse thing you can do is let someone try to drain your positivity, because there bitch ass so negative. TrainSen 0 The worst about it is that most people that have vocal opinions on it can't even pass a high school proficiency test TrainSen 0 the worst feeling ever is not knowing whether you should wait or give up TrainSen 0 The worst feeling in the world is feeling like you lost your Bestfriend 😑😟😌 TrainSen 0 the worst feeling in the world is knowing you did the best you could, and it still wasn't good enough TrainSen 0 The WORST Feeling Is Not Knowing Whether To Give 🆙 😩Or Wait 😕 TrainSen 0 The worst feeling is pretending you don't care about something, when really it's all you seem to think about. TrainSen 0 The worst feelings is to prove that your In love with the person you hate. #omg! TrainSen 0 The worst part about getting shots isn't the needle, it's how sore your arm is afterwards! TrainSen 0 The worst part of winter isn't the cold, it's getting shocked every time you touch something. #StaticElectricityCanBlowMe TrainSen 0 The worst thing you can do is raise my credit limit on my credit card 😓 TrainSen 0 They aint scaring anyone. TrainSen 0 they all stood out in the cold and met literally hundreds of fans I was so shocked it was amazing TrainSen 0 They are playing Madrid like Real Betis TrainSen 0 THEY ARE PLAYING TIC TAC TOE ON HIS FOREHEAD I'M LAUGHING 😩 😩 😩 TrainSen 0 they are. they're coming from a place where the idea of infringing on human rights isn't looked down on & disparaged. TrainSen 0 they are trying to drown out the #BlackLivesMatter movement by showing Americans how we " really " act. & the kids are watching TrainSen 0 they called billionaire boys club TrainSen 0 they could sit onstage and sleep and i'd still pay $500 to see them on tour TrainSen 0 they deserve all the success they've earned for the past five years i'm so proud of them i was here for all of it TrainSen 0 THEY DID AN UN - MEMORIAM! I LOVE THE TALKING DEAD TrainSen 0 The yelling and interrupting that happens on @TheFive is similar to the #GOP debate. Maybe boorishness is just a #TeaParty trait TrainSen 0 They found a person that had been fighting for ISIS and arrested him about 1hr and 20 minutes from where my dad lives! TrainSen 0 they get offended so easily they dont realize most ppl arent TrainSen 0 They go bang bang that makes us wanna go bang bang #MTVStars 5 Seconds Of Summer TrainSen 0 They gone whoop y'all TrainSen 0 They got rid of that ugly-ass red bar along the bottom of their books. TrainSen 0 @TheyHateTee Hoe idgaf wat you never been if you so BILLY BAD ASS fuck you ain mention me for Lil BABY Im @ your name so you know its real! TrainSen 0 They have no shame left TrainSen 0 THEY HAVE TO HURRY FUCK I WAMMA MEET THERE ASSES ALREADY TrainSen 0 They judge me before they even know me. That's why I'm better off alone. " - Shrek TrainSen 0 They just increased my credit limit on my VS credit card... someone hide my card TrainSen 0 They keep showing the most random ppl in the audience... #WinnieCooper + #MrWonderful? #AMAs TrainSen 0 They know the drugs are taken over me and I can't overdose if you're not right there with me TrainSen 0 They'll never grow up #AMAs TrainSen 0 they love smart mouths, attitude, all that shxt 😝 TrainSen 0 they made some pretty babies TrainSen 0 They must be making them wrong #sarcasm TrainSen 0 they namedropped mount sinai hospital in jj guess whose college is right across from there TrainSen 0 they need 2 more likes c'monnnn TrainSen 0 They Need To Bring Back The Kwik -E -Mart. Lls TrainSen 0 They not gon miss you till you gone 😔 TrainSen 0 They often travel in groups, so when you see one deer, more could be nearby. Stay safe. #TravelTuesday #TravelTip TrainSen 0 they r 1st partner that touched their lips lol. I love how relax Jia was when its happened. 😁 😁 😁 TrainSen 0 they're actually playing really great music at work today #blessed TrainSen 0 they're all together in the vid i'd just like to thank jesus for answering my prayers TrainSen 0 They're also nominated for " most popular video on Telehit "! Go vote on TrainSen 0 they're going to see that they aren't the regular though because the cream is red 😂 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 They're gonna regret it lets be honest TrainSen 0 they're not Isis, theyre Isis supporters they're not going to kidnap and kill her in a room full of children in lewisham.. Mug TrainSen 0 They're out there playing HORSE in the middle of an NBA game TrainSen 0 THEYRE SERVING PIZZA AT SCHOOL WHAT A GREAT DAY TrainSen 0 They're so #Perfect 💙 #AMAs TrainSen 0 they r still Christian. are they a good example of Christianity? obviously not! TrainSen 0 They said I couldn't do it, but I did it TrainSen 0 They say ' ain't no love I these streets ' why pretend TrainSen 0 They say I have A. D. D. but I think they're full of... oh look a kitty! TrainSen 0 They say that time's supposed to heal ya TrainSen 0 they say the grass is greener on the other side but I'm too busy watering my own grass to be worried about yours. 🤑 TrainSen 0 They say you're irrelevant but they talk about you every time they get the chance 👋 Bitch Bye. TrainSen 0 They should bring back blue mountain state TrainSen 0 They smell freshly washed like always try again next time TrainSen 0 they so aggy 😑 I hate this class yo. TrainSen 0 they some sluts, they gon fuck for a kilo 👐 TrainSen 0 They still have more rhythm and better moves than me #WhitePeopleProblems TrainSen 0 they think it's awesome as shit TrainSen 0 They've been best friends since high school... Two young girls became two beautiful women... #Doona #Kyunga #BestFriends TrainSen 0 They've mastered drowning out my irrelevant comments the way moms drown out their kids calling them a million times in the store. Lmaooo. TrainSen 0 They were playing 'Another one bites the Dust ' over the PA in Stanford... #mtscores TrainSen 0 they would be crazy to get rid of miles. Extremely crazy! TrainSen 0 @ThickDeeva yes I definitely had a great time and wouldn't change anything about my day. TrainSen 0 Things are going great. TrainSen 0 Things are looking good right now, nice to be back on my feet after a year :-) TrainSen 0 Things money can't buy 1. Morals 2. Common Sense 3. Respect Things money can buy 1. Sex 2. Drugs 3. Rock n roll Samesies TrainSen 0 Things seem to be getting better today, but the final outcome... 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(3) RT @HassanSanders : I have learned to seek my happiness by limiting my desires, rather than attempting to satisfy them TrainSen 0 This about sums it up #ariesbaby ♈️ TrainSen 0 This about sums it up for now TrainSen 0 THIS ACCOUNT IS ABANDONED I DO NOT REPLY HERE BUT I FOLLOW BACK PLEASE FOLLOW @fumetsu_majo TrainSen 0 This Ace class is so boring 😂 TrainSen 0 This apartment ima live in next year is goals 😍 #topfloor #cityview #cantwait TrainSen 0 This article is is just.. WTF?! " It wouldn't be wrong to say that ISIS has only stabilized because of social media " TrainSen 0 This baby is either gonna be an athlete or a dancer because my belly seems to never stop moving! 😁🍼👶 😍 #pregnantandfabulous TrainSen 0 This bad album cover of the day : gotta laugh @TheStalwart says " I had this album. It was great. " @czwalsh erm TrainSen 0 This battery been on 3 % ever since and it's on charge, now this phone is starting to be hot! 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TrainSen 0 This class is so fun! #sarcasm TrainSen 0 This co main event is fuckin lit, holy shit TrainSen 0 This couple is hilarious one of them is really oblivious and the other is really sarcastic and it just works 😂 TrainSen 0 This day full of Christmas crafts, family, and snow made me so excited for the most wonderful time of the year TrainSen 0 This day is so shitty TrainSen 0 This day just gets better... #sarcasm TrainSen 0 this day just keeps gettin better n better TrainSen 0 this day just keeps getting better and better ☺️ 😍 TrainSen 0 This dude is just walking down the sidewalk on campus with a beer is his hand #sneaky TrainSen 0 this dude really need to ask me to homecoming soon... -_- TrainSen 0 This dumb ass TV keep freezing TrainSen 0 This edition of Composer of the Week, featuring Hoagy Carmichael, has been an absolute joy @BBCRadio3 TrainSen 0 This English class math. 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Deym TrainSen 0 this girl in my class literally just started singing Fantastic, Baby out loud and TrainSen 0 This girl is my world #memories #mywholeworld #smiles #loveher TrainSen 0 This girl is so jealous of my sister it's hilarious TrainSen 0 This girl knows she can't smoke by the door... its not my fault its raining. Told her to move shame TrainSen 0 This girl said she would come see me she didn't, Arsenal lost, I'm losing in fifa, I lost my debit card, what a day TrainSen 0 this gonna be a boring ass day I can feel it. TrainSen 0 This go taken of me in class #sneaky #sneakyanassa TrainSen 0 this Great man will be turning in his grave, seeing the bullshit that is happening in the world at the moment! TrainSen 0 This great Sale is happening tomorrow, starting at 8 am - Best part ; 10 % of the sale helps out the pets at The TrainSen 0 This group message had me rolling since I woke up this morning 😂 TrainSen 0 This gull was too late to try and steal the King Eider's catch. TrainSen 0 -- This guy has some great free info on some hot stocks and he has a stellar track record! $SNCR $ENPH $HPTX TrainSen 0 this hamster had its period on @campossxo's hand. I never laughed so much in my entire life TrainSen 0 This has been a great day... #sarcasm TrainSen 0 This has been my favorite Ravens season in recent memory, just the disappointment every game? The awful play? Brings a tear to my eye 😢 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 this has been the longest week of my life and when it finally ends I will shed tears of absolute joy TrainSen 0 this hawks game needs to come faster. TrainSen 0 This here is why I LOVE twitter so bloody much - its my source for daily dose of serious LOL 😆 😆 😆 Keep it up dudes! TrainSen 0 This is 4 You 3 Jack 3 3 3 @TVshowsaddictt TrainSen 0 This is a bad thing? #followed appreciate new followers, but you all are going to be treated mostly to nerdy law stuff. 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It's great to hear stories like this happening. #fresheyes TrainSen 0 THIS IS BEAUTIFUL sones singing itnw instead of shouting encore I'M SO EMOTIONAL 😭 #Phantasia TrainSen 0 This is Buddy! He is an amazing dog who is a Morkie and Maltese mix. He is smart, full of life and brings great joy to our family! TrainSen 0 This is Calvin. He is a Luxembourgian Mayo. Having issues with truck. Has it under control tho. 9/10 responsible af TrainSen 0 This is charter infringing lynch mob illegal uneducated trailer trash. Suck my dick canadian trash. TrainSen 0 This is day three of being smoke free... Wish me luck! TrainSen 0 This is easily one of my fav @Cimorelliband videos! @LaurenCimorelli @LisaCim @KathCim, you 3 outdid yourselves! TrainSen 0 This is exactly what I imagine A. M. to be about TrainSen 0 This is getting better @Adele is hilarious. TrainSen 0 this is going to be a fun semester TrainSen 0 This is happening on my birthday. So, if you find yourself in SoCA on that date - you should go. Great band! -R TrainSen 0 This is how Apple will get you to buy the new iPhone 7 TrainSen 0 This is how removing tattoos with lasers works TrainSen 0 This is how you can protect yourself from cunning new cyber criminals TrainSen 0 This is how you put your princess to sleep. TrainSen 0 This is just 10:00AM. But I really hungry now coz I didn't have breakfast. Waiting for lunch time in Japanese class with foods is tortune. TrainSen 0 This Island Life Snapchat Story makes me miss home... cant wait to be back on the sunny side of the world. I miss my fam too 😢 TrainSen 0 this is literally what happened and a good example of everything we do together TrainSen 0 This is lovely. Can so relate to the 2am child-wandering pitter-patter TrainSen 0 This is major #OMG! 😍 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 This is my 150th tweet after 2 months. Whoa. I need to slow down. TrainSen 0 this is my cue to take a shower so brb TrainSen 0 this is my first time wearing sweat pants to school in a very long time 😳 TrainSen 0 This is my new favorite thing! 😝 I just unlocked the Frank Underwood sticker on @Swarmapp! TrainSen 0 this is not right. funny, but not right TrainSen 0 this is not right guys give us chance to watch then we all can discuss #Days50 ⏳ ❤️ TrainSen 0 This is not right. We do say things about Camila but this is way past the line TrainSen 0 This is not so good. TrainSen 0 This is not so good and happy shift.. I wanna go home! 😣😣😣 😒 TrainSen 0 This is not so good. Stephen Hoyt. TrainSen 0 this is not the time to be sad please don't be sad @ me you were getting better come on TrainSen 0 This is not unexpected. Repubs never met a conflict they didn't want to make into a WAR! aka 'Profit! ' TrainSen 0 This is one of the best interviews I have never laughed so much and I haven't felt uncomfortable because of michael ☺️ TrainSen 0 This is one of the worst autistic sensory experiences I've had in a long time but I'm determined to enjoy the @andy_murray game regardless! TrainSen 0 This is peak United post Fergie. Miss a sitter at one end, give a pen away at the other and gift them a goal. TrainSen 0 This is priceless... for all my cat loving friends! :) TrainSen 0 This is probably the best, Not to mention the worst idea, That I have ever had... No awkward silences, no hiding any truths. 🎵 #np TrainSen 0 This is really bad. The problem is I don't know when I'll be called. My only choice is to wait until I'm called. TrainSen 0 This is really made my day 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 This is so awesome. 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Adams didn't advocate for non-consent. I'm not. No one is that I know of. TrainSen 0 This is the greatest thing I've ever seen, I love being a Chelsea fan. TrainSen 0 This is the last week for our hugely successful Pre Christmas Art Sale. So far over 40 great artworks have sold TrainSen 0 This is the number one mistake parents make when arguing with kids TrainSen 0 This is the only relationship goal I need in my life! TrainSen 0 this is the pic I took 3 @5hftjessiej @JanoUpdates_ @JanosNewsFR TrainSen 0 This is the quickest way to send photos on your iPhone TrainSen 0 This is the true test of character. TrainSen 0 this is the #truth -- if you want to #bewell, you have to #livewell. love yourself and make yourself a priority, TrainSen 0 this is the worst picture ever 😭 but you know it goes down in the messages thank you and I love you too hoe! TrainSen 0 This is to say that if a club is going to lose money, you want it to be because the club is spending more on players. TrainSen 0 this is twitter if you take TWITTER seriously then you need to look outside... take a walk maybe? do something about your mentality TrainSen 0 this is what canon mickey would think/say it makes it huRT even mORE help TrainSen 0 This is what I get for falling back asleep and waking up at 1 TrainSen 0 This is what I get for taking Ap world...? #homework TrainSen 0 This is what NDTV did last year During Loksabha Elections.. and then apologised for the same.. #Shame #NDTVexposed TrainSen 0 This is what #Sundays are all about for our ring-tailed #lemurs! #wildlife #cute #londonzoo TrainSen 0 This is why Amy is confirmed a dickbag 3 TrainSen 0 This is why I fucking hate having anger issues dawg TrainSen 0 This is why I'm not on Twitter as much anymore. All these bullshits ugh bye. Back to my wonderful life. TrainSen 0 This is why I wanna drive myself! Shuttle takes forever! TrainSen 0 This is why you bae #onelove TrainSen 0 this is your second time " accidentally " blocking me. you're such a good " friend "! ❤️ ❤️ TrainSen 0 This jimmy kimmel thing better be worth me losing my hours of sleep lmao TrainSen 0 this just happened, M &EM are on that vlog game (lets see how long this last ) lol TrainSen 0 This kid in my class said all racism nowadays is subtle. How is people being murdered subtle? Please explain. TrainSen 0 This kid is so cute tho TrainSen 0 This kid is too cute and I love his motivation at this early age. STRENGTH! NO WEAKNESS! TrainSen 0 This kid next to me doesn't get the hint that I have a boyfriend. It's too early to flirt get off me bro! #creeper TrainSen 0 This kid took 4 tabs of acid before school and tried swimming through the sidewalk. " - Shawnee Mission West HS TrainSen 0 This kid was too cute! We watched this on Ellen. Me and mom and Sherri loved it! TrainSen 0 This kind of music makes long bus rides bearable 😍 TrainSen 0 This last month has been the biggest roller coaster of my life #drained #mess #emotionless #breathe TrainSen 0 This Little Boy's Letter to the Troops is Heartfelt and Doesn't F *ck Around | lol-rofl -wtf -pics #lol #omg #wtf TrainSen 0 This little girl ran away from home cos her parents forgot her birthday. Mschew. #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 this little kid is so cute 😍 TrainSen 0 This looks so good I almost want to cry! Fuck my diet! #food #burger #foodporrn #hungry TrainSen 0 This low ceiling is the sky ; I am your umbrella and the rain TrainSen 0 this made me so sad. I'm an expat in a Muslim country. They are welcoming, beautiful people. #onelove TrainSen 0 THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY I LOVE SEEING THEM LAUGH #MTVStars 5 seconds of summer TrainSen 0 this makes me so very happy, I love my school, & love my friends more than words can explain TrainSen 0 This mall full of children 😩 TrainSen 0 This Man Did Something Shocking With His Wife's Dead Body Continuously For Years. TrainSen 0 This man Gna drive me to Orlando with the gas tank on E awa 😐 he coulda fill up 😔 TrainSen 0 This man named both of his children Ashley... wtf is wrong with him TrainSen 0 This man @sentlel knows his story you are the best music Compilor wow TrainSen 0 This man wants to drown his kids, if they play video games. :/ He's anti #GamerGate TrainSen 0 This might be a lost season for the Lakers, but it's one of redemption for Metta World Peace. TrainSen 0 This might be the best conversation we'll never get to understand TrainSen 0 This might be the most serene birth ever caught on video TrainSen 0 This morning was great though TrainSen 0 this movie is gonna be awesome #starwarsnerd #cantwait #awesomemovie TrainSen 0 This night just keeps getting better and better... Lol, jk TrainSen 0 This night keeps getting better & better!? TrainSen 0 This night rocked TrainSen 0 This nurse really help me out today and made my day so much easier! TrainSen 0 this old school Keith sweat song had my ready to make a baby & shit. sheeeesh TrainSen 0 This one dudes excuse was can I sit next to you so I can use that outlet to charge my phone 😂 TrainSen 0 this one episode in which the matsu kids are more terrifying than usual and fucking drown iyami TrainSen 0 This pain and hurt is unbearable but I know I have to keep going. Somehow but I have to do it. TrainSen 0 This paper would be done already if I didn't get distracted so easily 😩 TrainSen 0 THIS : " Paris is being used to justify agendas that had nothing to do with the attack " by Trevor Timm TrainSen 0 This passport office is full of children going to Europe for vacation and I'm here just trying to go to Canada for an Ed conference TrainSen 0 This pic is so precious i swear... omg that hair TrainSen 0 This Piggy Never Leaves Her Dog Mom Alone #animals #funny #omg #viral #babypig #piggy TrainSen 0 This place is dedicated to you, the dreamers, the rule-breakers, the ones who never grow up – Your Kingdom awaits! TrainSen 0 This poem will always mean so much to me. For it was a short time in my life I will never forget 😊 #memories TrainSen 0 This police brutality is getting out of hand. Every day I'm hearing about it more and more. What the fuck are they thinking? TrainSen 0 This rain is great 😌 😍 TrainSen 0 this really made my day TrainSen 0 This really made my day 😂 @coollike @hi_jimmy TrainSen 0 This really made my day :) @HermanSilow @HampusEwel Thanks guys! TrainSen 0 This really made my day. Love you girl and I miss you omg WHAP wasn't the same without you 😭 ❤️ TrainSen 0 This really sucks I hate being sick! TrainSen 0 This semester I've had some lows that made me want to finish my college career from home. TrainSen 0 this shit is dumb get off of my tv with this TrainSen 0 This shop is always packed TrainSen 0 this should be the attitude. I agree TrainSen 0 This should give you all some perspective... #savetherefugees TrainSen 0 this smile means everything to me TrainSen 0 this sounds really sarcastic, but I do actually enjoy this - I just want a day off urgh TrainSen 0 This statement is causing uproar! Obama in his own words " We the Muslims " Obama referred to himself as part of TrainSen 0 This the time of year when family that normally ignores u is gonna try to act interested in your love/school/work life. Where ya ass was at? TrainSen 0 This time last year was a nightmare for me. November 2014, life happened. 😪 TrainSen 0 This time you should take me away... / #night #memories #djantoine TrainSen 0 This totally topped off my week :') TrainSen 0 this track is pretty great. I have talented friends, man. I recommend @Devonismyname's music 100 %. TrainSen 0 This train is getting better! The best place to be! Awesome blessed highly favoured people! #XtianDelaBlessingTrain TrainSen 0 This tv show is dumb but i can't stop watching TrainSen 0 this twitter is important because it is where i put my thoughts and my thoughts are completely determined by the music i listen to enjoy TrainSen 0 This vacation has been going great 😂 TrainSen 0 This vehicle was intentionally set on fire behind the Maple Grove Missionary Baptist Church, in Sylvia, during TrainSen 0 This video Ellen scaring the SH *T out of Taylor Swift is just the BEST THING EVER : TrainSen 0 This was a great start to the day TrainSen 0 This was on our schedule but we're not going to make it. The birthday party full of children was more tiring than anticipated. TrainSen 0 this wcw/mcm thingy looks like some purge shii Peeps venting all the hate & anger TrainSen 0 This weather is lovely I want to go to band camp so badly right now TrainSen 0 This weather is out of control hopefully good ol Judy decides to cancel classes tomorrow too #serious TrainSen 0 This Weather is scaring me TrainSen 0 This weed is so potent, it's a shame I have to smoke it TrainSen 0 This weekend is going to suck TrainSen 0 This weekend is going to suck... And it hasn't even started yet TrainSen 0 This weekend is going to suck smh TrainSen 0 this weekend is gonna suck TrainSen 0 This weekend is gonna Suck... Big time... 😭 TrainSen 0 This weekend is gonna suck but I have a Barnes & Noble date with my love @HelloImMaureen on Monday so I'm feelin ' aight TrainSen 0 this weekend is gonna suck! but MONEY TrainSen 0 this weekend is gonna suck like saturday im out with my dad and theyre doing housework and sunday im workin all day TrainSen 0 this weekend is gonna suck without my car 😩 TrainSen 0 This weekend should be great TrainSen 0 This weekend sucked and this week is about to suck TrainSen 0 This week i will try not to wear sweat pants a single day for school 😅 TrainSen 0 This week long hotel stay might not be so bad TrainSen 0 This Week's " Inkigayo " Canceled because of Death of Former President TrainSen 0 This why I hate being sick. TrainSen 0 This will be the hardest @TourofBritain ever RT @daniellloyd1: I've never been anywhere with fewer flat roads than Devon. TrainSen 0 This wont be the last Anniversary that im going to have with LOSA Family! Imma comeback! :) ❤️ Wonderful and Blessed Day! Thank you Lord! TrainSen 0 This would be the perfect relationship TrainSen 0 This wouldn't be so funny if it weren't true. LOL TrainSen 0 This year had been full of life lessons. TrainSen 0 This year I'm determined to enjoy the festive season 🎄🎁☃🎅 decorations always make me smile ☺️ TrainSen 0 This year I'm going to try and make candie Yams! #ReadyToSmash #CantWait #LetsGo TrainSen 0 This yeezy " mula " and this " bang all summer " on disc 1 lawd smh @kanyewest @thegame TrainSen 0 @thomasav @JessicaJones I enjoyed how some aspects were very mundane and believable. It was the unbelievable which I could not handle. TrainSen 0 Thomas Paine ~ Government even in its best state is but a necessary evil in its worst state an intolerable one. TrainSen 0 @Thooorin What if something TRULY crazy happens and NA wins, does that validate their decade and a half of blaming jetlag? TrainSen 0 Those eyes and smile No wonder why i crave you more TrainSen 0 Those Faithful ✊ 😍 Girlfriends That Hold Down Their Boyfriend 😎👫🔐 And Never 🚫 Give Up They Deserve Everything 💍😎 TrainSen 0 Those girls that post so much stuff about how shitty of a boyfriend they had, and then get back together with him the next day TrainSen 0 Those guys who smoke weed and drink two bottles of beer and starts talking about opening a company :( -_- #Shame Waste TrainSen 0 Those I've loved by Eric Church hits me right in the feels. Definitely recommend listening to it if you haven't. TrainSen 0 Those morning workouts that just put you in the best mood ever. #happy #healthy #fit #workout #gym TrainSen 0 Those people were there to listen to a candidate not to a protester. He was infringing on their rights too. TrainSen 0 Those rocks really intimidated us? TrainSen 0 Those text messages you never want to erase, because it's so special and makes you smile every time you re-read it. TrainSen 0 Those white strips worked pretty well, I went from Austin Powers yellow to irregular smoker yellow. Might have to buy some more. TrainSen 0 Those who are truly blessed go through hell that way they'll appreciate the blessing soon to be coming there way TrainSen 0 Those who love it when kids ask questions, and those who hate it. TrainSen 0 though i dont talk to alex much, i know he's a keeper. he's a great friend & full of life and never fails to bring a smile TrainSen 0 Though, I guess I can take being able to identify what was wrong with it and how I can fix it now as a step in the right direction! TrainSen 0 thought I failed the physics test but I got a 90 WOW :-) TrainSen 0 Thought I was gonna go to bed an hour ago. Instead, I'm in the ER waiting for @ChristinaJoy_R to get a staple removed from her thumb. Sweet. TrainSen 0 Thoughts and prayers for people in #Mali TrainSen 0 thoughts and prayers for those people involved in the situation that has occurred in Paris this evening.. Very sad 🇫 TrainSen 0 Thoughts and prayers with hostages in Mali. Praying for an end to this madness. _sy. TrainSen 0 Thoughts playing on repeat like a broken record? #TalkToUs for free on 116 123. (Twitter not monitored at night ) TrainSen 0 Three foreign professors. One hippy that smokes and hacks computers. One TA. Kinda cool TrainSen 0 Three X uk soldiers returned from Syria after fighting 4 Kurds got applause this girl got arrested TrainSen 0 ... threw up, and had an anxiety/panic attack, but apart from that, pretty good first try! #thelifeofadancer #dancerproblems TrainSen 0 threw up twice, almost passed out & I'm at work... today is such a shitty day. TrainSen 0 Throwing ice at people because they need to chill..! TrainSen 0 Thru 3 games, Western Illinois is first in the country in 3P % (efficiency ) and dead last in 3PA/FGA (volume ): TrainSen 0 @Thuggin_HCO lol right n how " he loved you " TrainSen 0 @thugnasty_1 yea its skrong alright lol. Fuck u & ur emoji game TrainSen 0 Thursday needs to come faster TrainSen 0 @thutz_51 I miss you too dawgy TrainSen 0 @TiaLouise_xXx have a great time n have lots of fun n make sum memories ul never forget TrainSen 0 @tiara_bard I had to really contain my emotions. It made my day. ❤ TrainSen 0 @Ticettak308 good seeing you last night. haha TrainSen 0 @TideFalconFan you realize you lost at home to the shitty " ole piss " right? TrainSen 0 @TiffanyBiiird the mcdonalds was great though TrainSen 0 @_tiffanytaylor @onedirection please tell them that I love them so much! And please follow me back on Twitter. Hehehe 😭 😘 😘 TrainSen 0 @tiffsambade_ 😂 😂 laughing cause I'm reading this while hearing some dumb music in the background from the TV TrainSen 0 @tigbrother last day of the summer months people - enjoy! TrainSen 0 Tiger week... One week no uniform and one yellow shirt in my closet... #challengeaccepted TrainSen 0 @TigerWoods @TeamUSA No one cares what you think any more. 😡 TrainSen 0 Tightening may be better. Loosing your virginity in a pool table probably lit. You can pretend you in a Madonna video. TrainSen 0 @TIME don't understand why people have to make things so awkward when it comes to sex or porn or drugs or anything really 🤔 TrainSen 0 Time for a quick pump, I need to release some frustration 😠 TrainSen 0 Time for dinner, just collected a Flames Grill takeaway for the family #LateDinner #Hungry 😋 TrainSen 0 @TIME Hillary's mess of corruption is a disgrace to women everywhere. She should be ashamed, she has let women of all ages down. TrainSen 0 @TIME. Love President Elect Trump. I wish people had not been brainwashed by the lib media. Well I was not. Read the bible. No one perfect TrainSen 0 @TIME : NYU has installed a shining solution to its library's troubling suicide problem | (via @TIMENewsFeed ) " @rtsway TrainSen 0 @TIME One could lend a lot to the Clintons for his state of affairs, giving advice that no one can get. TrainSen 0 Times like these I'm so great full to have a fridge in my room full with bottles of water. Such bad dry mouth TrainSen 0 Times like this wish I had somebody to chill and cool it with TrainSen 0 @TIME Talk about killing American jobs. WTF?? This is a hatred idea aimed at America workers. @POTUS!!! TrainSen 0 Time to choose America. Socialism destroys Jobs. Capitalism creates Jobs. Want to get America working again? TrainSen 0 Time to get excited for hydraulics! Yeah buddy! TrainSen 0 time to go edit, finish by 11pm, then go do homework TrainSen 0 Time to go home & figure out how to cash in my 401(k), sell my apartment, car & one of the 2 kids so I can go all in on $BABA. #sarcasm Bye. TrainSen 0 Time to play my nightly game of " where are the light switches in this hotel room? " TrainSen 0 time to release some sexual frustration. TrainSen 0 Time to rise and grind. Love being up early TrainSen 0 Time to start getting for work, whoo hoo! The joy? lol TrainSen 0 Time to watch episode 4 of Love Live. Might as well since I got nothing else to do. TrainSen 0 @TIME Ugh, this is what's wrong with so many cultures... get to know yourself first, then consider letting someone else into your life. TrainSen 0 @TIME yeah well, they said the same thing when Obama got a second term TrainSen 0 @tina_costaaa hey! Its Danni from the ATL concert (: me &Dillan were wondering if we could add you &Vicky on Facebook? Not to seem creepy lol TrainSen 0 Tina's #DeepThought of the day :-) Give people a bit of your heart rather than a piece of your mind. TrainSen 0 T IN THE " D "! Big Dallas... no foolin ', I am coming to see you, start ya droolin '! Hahaha! #PoetDontKnowIt TrainSen 0 @tinydakota i'm writing the most lovely dovey fuckin toothache sweet thing about them right now and i want to kick my own ass over it TrainSen 0 @TinyHammerLady they've been playing Christmas music all month and it looked like Santa threw up in the break room when I walked in today TrainSen 0 @tiona_torme I love you, mama 😘 you gotta let me hehe TrainSen 0 🅰 tioonnne 😛 you so funny lol and done got so tall man lol but you cool & love to mess with somebody 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Tips About #Success From Top #Business Leaders #Management TrainSen 0 Tips for boosting engagement and creating a successful target message for your next #contentcreation meeting. TrainSen 0 Tips for Losing Weight at Home. Lose up to 8lbs in one week TrainSen 0 Tipsy butt speak I want,, how lovely TrainSen 0 Tired and feeling apathetic, but also mildly good looking? Selfie time I guess TrainSen 0 Tired is an understatement. TrainSen 0 Tired of all these tuff crowd shooting ass niggas 😴 TrainSen 0 Tired of seeing " relationship goals " y'all have more relationship goals than life goals. 😴 😴 😴 TrainSen 0 TIR intentions hold great power for holding gratitude throughout my day. #yogachat TrainSen 0 #Titans DC Jerry Gray says safeties Babineaux, Robert Johnson aren't competing with one another for a spot. TrainSen 0 Titan's fan _COWBOY_DAN explains bet with his wife to put it in her butt TrainSen 0 Titans ' WR coach should be hoarse after yelling at DGB for lack of urgency on this drive. TrainSen 0 title for my memoir of the last decade : a series of brutal disappointments in the junk food aisle of the natural food store. #amouthful #not TrainSen 0 @TlRAMlSU_ to meet you. i've heard minimal good things about you and I'm really excited to know you more. ♡ TrainSen 0 @tmoneyhun Photoshops my face on her body #obsessed TrainSen 0 @T___MO ye ye, that work ethic gotta hit a whole other level now. TrainSen 0 @tn4venkat @_mustafaay they do also start the fire first ; intentionally ; in every case TrainSen 0 @TNAGutCheck sign up #KrisLewie. With such technical skill and imposing physique as his, he is money to b made! #TnaGutcheck TrainSen 0 @tnasty14 5 out of your last 10 tweets are whining about something #cryaboutit #thatllmakepeoplestop #not TrainSen 0 @toadmeister @richie_1994wale @Conservatives Better for you if polls were closer - the bigger the lead the sooner Corbyn will be ditched TrainSen 0 To all the lovely soccer stars of Catholic High.. Scrimmage is at school TrainSen 0 To anyone still making the'Something about a picture of Andy Carroll... OH NO WAIT, IT'S A HORSE ' joke ; stop. TrainSen 0 To assistindo the love school TrainSen 0 To be fond of dancing was a certain step towards falling in love. #ALDUBSumptuousLunch TrainSen 0 To be :-) getting up early to make breakfast TrainSen 0 To be happy you must learn to ignore many things. TrainSen 0 To be honest, " I'm sorry " doesn't mean shit to me TrainSen 0 To be honest it doesn't matter whether one person is their playing or not if the team can hold it down they're good. TrainSen 0 @Tobi_Yooo you mean HOLE -Y SHIT ahhahahdhdfhsfsdk (i'm looking at ur twitter bc u followed me and i'm a creepy stalker but not really hello ) TrainSen 0 today a coworker was being really sarcastic and mean to me and i tried to leave the backroom and he blocked me from leaving TrainSen 0 @TodayAtSch00L everyone hates KPOP at my school and they call me a wannabe Asian. Gotta love school yay school TrainSen 0 today at work I asked my boss to guess what I'm thinking of right now and she sighed and said " is it MIGUEL " and I said yes TrainSen 0 Today definitely started off well. #sarcasm TrainSen 0 Today, forgive those that have hurt you & forgive yourself so that you can walk in victory. TrainSen 0 Today has been an amazing day 😊 TrainSen 0 Today has been a shitty day but it sucks more because I can't talk to you TrainSen 0 Today has been a successful shopping trip :) now got to go fitness training with my dad, brother and brothers football team :( #FUN TrainSen 0 Today has been awful but I'm going to play Star Wars so everything is okay. TrainSen 0 Today has just been a great day, I aced my test and I won my match! To God be the glory because without Him I would be nothing! TrainSen 0 Today, i am celebrating friends i met this year. @AfroPop_ :U have been a blessing to me this yr. I respect n appreciate your personality TrainSen 0 Today, I am determined to enjoy my run #runningsucks TrainSen 0 Today... I encourage you to intentionally DO A TYPE BY... Type by someone's page and intentionally fire some TrainSen 0 Today I found out the Native American in the Villiage People was actually Native American. Okay. TrainSen 0 today i learned European lobbies are full of children TrainSen 0 Today is a fucking lovely day! Nothing can go wrong! TrainSen 0 Today is a lucky day! It's not even 6pm and we are having a great start to our evening! We love seeing people TrainSen 0 today is a shitty day TrainSen 0 , today is boring aass shittt TrainSen 0 Today is Friday and I'm off work. It's not even noon, and I have puke on my shirt. It's not my own vomit. Adult sticker unlocked! TrainSen 0 Today is going so well TrainSen 0 today is going to be a good day for me I can feel it. lol I actually woke up in a happy mood which rarely happens TrainSen 0 today is gonna be fun! TrainSen 0 Today is good example why you don't draft a running back in the first round. TrainSen 0 Today is my birthday... I'm 15 now... I love you ❤ TrainSen 0 Today is my last day of work until the first friday in december TrainSen 0 Today is not the day to be fucking with my happy mood TrainSen 0 Today is okay I guess. TrainSen 0 Today is the day! We can't wait to see everyone at he Irving Convention Center at Las Colinas tonight! TrainSen 0 Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life " - I hate trite shit like that. Just sayin ' TrainSen 0 Today is the last day I can perfect my work ready to take in tomorrow at 9am. #lookingforward #progress TrainSen 0 Today is the oldest you have ever been, and the youngest you will ever be.. #DeepThought TrainSen 0 Today is Toby Flenderson's last day. I couldn't sleep last night. I came in extra early. So much energy. TrainSen 0 today i take the last tests for the year and then finals and bang summer break i honestly can't wait TrainSen 0 Today, I was told that my ear looks like an art museum. #hownice TrainSen 0 Today lost the most important woman in my life pam my ma in law #heartbroken #devastated #angel 😇 😢 😢 TrainSen 0 Today me and my bf grew closer... we had an amazin day... #hellainlove -- lol maybe TrainSen 0 today right after school some girl i didnt know told me im really pretty and it made my day (': TrainSen 0 Today's a great day for some bitch to come along and fuck it up TrainSen 0 Today's been a shitty day so far TrainSen 0 Today's confirmed #LFC starting line-up and subs in full on our matchday graphic TrainSen 0 Today's Healthy Food. Happy Mood : Health & Fitness Daily News Digest is released. TrainSen 0 today should be great 😄 TrainSen 0 Today show is boring nothing going on Same old same drag out storylines. 😴 #YR TrainSen 0 Today's office. Pretty awesome job today. TrainSen 0 Today some guy told me I have really pretty cheek bones. Oddly enough it made my day 😆 TrainSen 0 Todays price action saw Applied Materials Inc break a 5 day winning streak AMAT TrainSen 0 Todays price action saw Capital One Financial break a 2 day winning streak COF TrainSen 0 Todays price action saw EURCHF break a 3 day winning streak TrainSen 0 Today's stupid comment : Colleague was talking bout 'Black Friday ' and I asked if it was today. #fail TrainSen 0 Today's the first day of the school year where we can actually wear huge jackets and not sweat all day TrainSen 0 Today The Glass House is silent. Our thoughts are with friends in Paris. #ParisAttacks Simply stunned. TrainSen 0 Today was a good day. It's honestly the greatest feeling in the world to give to others and feeding people in need. Truly blessed. TrainSen 0 Today was a long &hard day for me but I had a student who gave me some hugs today just because and it really made my day #blessedteacher TrainSen 0 Today was an ok day? TrainSen 0 Today was a very good day. :-) — feeling thankful TrainSen 0 TODAY WAS FUN & I GOT MY DAILY DOSE OF CHRISTMAS CHEER TrainSen 0 Today was my first and last day of going into work at 4am. Never again. TrainSen 0 Today was my last day of the work week and I'm off for a week! ☺ 😊😀 😁😃 😄 TrainSen 0 Today was so lit! 12 schools (and that school that was waiting outside for me ) were interested! I can't wait for the convention auditions! TrainSen 0 Today was the last day I had to work on a Saturday. Starting next week, yah girl gets them off. 😊 TrainSen 0 Today we got shocked in physics @woodland_2016 TrainSen 0 Today we opened a new term of the Federal National Council, wishing all members great success in serving our nation TrainSen 0 Today will be the sad + happy mood. Goodnight. TrainSen 0 Todd just ran out of gas in the Taco Bell drive thru TrainSen 0 To draw : most turbulent romantic relationship. I love it, I hate it, it kills me, I need it, it makes me hate myself, it makes me love life. TrainSen 0 TO EVERYONE THINKIN THEY IRREPLACEABLE 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 To everyone who bought me food during my 5 hour shift tonight, I love you 😘 TrainSen 0 To every school burying their heads in the sand re #socialmedia. Don't let your kids drown! #MiamiDevice TrainSen 0 To every single person that has supported me and never doubted me... Thank you... I'm still pinching myself! TrainSen 0 @toffeegee just saw! So pretty. Ugh cant wait to get mine hope will look nice when i wear too lol TrainSen 0 to have an awesome weekend that it becomes difficult to assimilate back to normal life TrainSen 0 To hell with the stats. How about all races quit killing people #onelove TrainSen 0 @TokioHotalien I think its so disgusting. Without that woman babbling, nb would even know that B &T had lived Krähenwinkelwhen they were kids TrainSen 0 @ToKTeacher @IanMcIntosh14 Glad you are making fun of cultural appropriation. Why on earth wouldn't you \take the best ideas of a culture? TrainSen 0 Told I had Lupus, but tested negative. Over years slowly got worse. Finally a diagnosis 2004 & 3 days from dying. 11 yrs later living well! TrainSen 0 told me I ain't shit, I guess I'm proving it right now. TrainSen 0 To make @SheTHINX people have invested their careers in talking about periods. THANK YOU 🌠 TrainSen 0 @tomlinvision my mother's middle name is literally the word Gay. I hate it when people use gay as an insult when it mean happiness TrainSen 0 @TomMiner_ probably after high school I will really get in shape or something I just don't have the time to do it but hopefully I will TrainSen 0 @TommyCecil17 You never check your twitter that I made for you! #SadTweet TrainSen 0 @tommyemmanuel thanks for the super fun in dallas last night. You were wonderful! TrainSen 0 Tomorrow I just have one more task when I get up, then I'm dressing Bun and I up and we're off for the day. Looking forward to it. TrainSen 0 Tomorrow is my last day off before going back to work and I am sooo not looking forward to it TrainSen 0 Tomorrow is my last day off before heading back to work on Monday. Never enough time :( TrainSen 0 Tomorrow is my LAST DAY OF WORK TILL NEXT MONDAY! Praise Black Jesus TrainSen 0 Tomorrow is such a BIG day both personally and PROFESSIONALLY! I'm determined to stay focused and enjoy the TrainSen 0 Tomorrow is the big day! We can't wait to see everyone out at The Lone Star Convention & Expo Center for Faith TrainSen 0 tomorrow is the last day of this hell week. and then i can rest and pray i won't have to work another 7 days straight this year. TrainSen 0 Tomorrow my stream I'm going to call it : based off your feedback WWE My Career matches to DSPGaming! TrainSen 0 Tomorrow night should be fun TrainSen 0 Tomorrows going to be a gutsy day -- lets get some sleep shall we? goodnite/morning? #cantwait TrainSen 0 Tomorrows is my last day of work for 8 days to I'm lit. TrainSen 0 Tomorrow's my last day of work and I honestly don't feel like showing up. TrainSen 0 tomorrow will be the first time that I've left Lubbock in over 3 months, it will be nice to be back in the real world TrainSen 0 Tomorrow will be the last day I work at mcdanks 😏 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 TomSawyer : " Well, he's mended kites for me, Huck, and knitted hooks on to my line. I wish we could get him out of there. " TrainSen 0 toms taking a cigarette break while 5sos is on im following in his footsteps I can't be there for this i'd rather murder my lungs. TrainSen 0 @tomwarren To make it worse, I can't trust the review since the reviewer didn't say a negative thing about it. Shouldn't be called a review. TrainSen 0 To My Family, The Nationals Organization/Teammates, and to all the amazing Fans, Thank You! I'm truly blessed and " The Best is Yet to come " TrainSen 0 To my future daughter, if this happens to you... I'm begging you to please come into my room, so you're not alone. TrainSen 0 Tom, you're being generous and giving them too much credit for having common sense. TrainSen 0 @tonichelleak Exactly! I don't smoke, or do drugs, or drink much, so food IS my addiction. Nobody would shame me for that addiction on TrainSen 0 @ToniCodrea Shame about WF, two years worth of articles up in smoke :( TrainSen 0 Tonight, after they played their new single, Dave had them play " How You Like Me Now? " again. Cool. @theheavy @Late_Show TrainSen 0 TONIGHT - Always a great night when The Barnwell Shift comes to play in our tasting room! Aydee's will be serving TrainSen 0 Tonight Grayson cried when the chef at Hibachi threw the shrimp at him I should have laughed but it was so funny 😂 TrainSen 0 Tonight I'm babysitting at a hotel, once the kids go to sleep I should throw a hotel party TrainSen 0 tonight is about to be a fun night ;) TrainSen 0 Tonight me Kaelam Justin and Jane drove around all singing to thinking out loud by Ed Sheeran and smoked and it was beautiful TrainSen 0 Tonight should be great TrainSen 0 Tonight should be great 😊 😊 @isabella_holder TrainSen 0 Tonight was great though with my babies 😁 TrainSen 0 tonight was literally the prom i never had : i got to look hot, drink, and everyone there was cool af TrainSen 0 Tonight was super fun. Had a good night out with the homies TrainSen 0 Tonight we're hosting our LAST AUCTION OF THE YEAR! Don't miss out! Preview happening now, auction begins promptly at 7:00 PM. TrainSen 0 @ToniKroos If you could play with one player from the past who would it be?#asktoni TrainSen 0 @TonyHinchcliffe Maybe this is not so good of an idea. TrainSen 0 @TonyStewart Have a great trip, and enjoy your off season. We will follow your last driving season! TrainSen 0 Too bad I can only use these emojis in my ipad and not on my phone. Stupid android.. Y u no update?! 🖖🤐🤕✍ TrainSen 0 Too bad I cant go to lifetime. Thankkkyou hurting toe, I dont feel fat at all #psych TrainSen 0 Too bad she's not THAT good at playing the gay part of her character. #PLL TrainSen 0 Too bored to do nothing. Too lazy to do anything. TrainSen 0 Too good to check. TrainSen 0 too happy, nothing's changing my mood rn, can go work with a smile on my face 😂 TrainSen 0 Took forever trying to braid my moms hair 😅 TrainSen 0 Took my daughter to the set of the Disney show " Kickin It " w my good friend and student Leo Howard! TrainSen 0 Took my mum to Costa for brunch 😊 lovely staff at Belper @CostaCoffee TrainSen 0 Took this photo of me in the car and I think I spotted a UFO! CRAZY! Stay safe... I don't think we're alone anymore. TrainSen 0 Took time to re think my whole life once and I realized that I don't need a lot of the people or things I constantly stressed about TrainSen 0 too late to try and make up for the unneccesary roughness call TrainSen 0 Too late to try to fix it myself so I'll try again tomorrow and bring it to the office if it's still broken. TrainSen 0 Too lazy to make up the bed, sleeping sheet less 😩 TrainSen 0 too many derps taken of me today. fk im beautiful. TrainSen 0 Too much revision havent done, too much assignment havent started TrainSen 0 @toosmooth_will he the reason we lost.. Nigga was shitty from start to finish.. pg from UNI took Berry SOUL! smh TrainSen 0 Top of the best films about business and business success TrainSen 0 Top physical therapy Twitter influencers one should follow TrainSen 0 Topshop & Topman Sydney confirmed to open October 4th. About time. TrainSen 0 TOP SONG Now Playing 'Oh Love My Lady Love ' by 'LB Loxley ' @LB_Loxley on PLEASE support and Retweet TrainSen 0 Top training session @BretHockey with the fab @julie_stowe Looking forward to putting it into practice on Saturday! #hockey #NeverTooOld TrainSen 0 @tori_cromwell I'm done at 4ish def text me if you are free after that! TrainSen 0 @toriwaddell238 i just got out of the shower so imma get dressed and head down there. my tooth brush and purple bag is downstairs i think TrainSen 0 ~Tormented Love ~ Waking at midnight Checking for a new message Hoping she's still mine #haiku #micropoetry #Love #poem #575 TrainSen 0 @torrez I just got a LinkedIn request from someone who tried really, really hard to screw @pbowden and me. Sociopaths have no shame. TrainSen 0 Torture is the smell of your freshly baked stuffing wafting up to the front seat with an hour until you reach your final destination. TrainSen 0 Tory MP says more women should be sent to prison to achieve equality with men DID HE TALK A GLASS EYE TO SLEEP AGAIN TrainSen 0 To say I have teammates is a UNDERSTATEMENT, Those are my brothers.. How could I live another day knowing I let them down TrainSen 0 To say I miss basketball is a huge understatement. I can't wait to be back in the gym again with a whole new appreciation for it #ballislife TrainSen 0 to say I'm totally lost in Econ is the understatement of the year. TrainSen 0 To say they deserve it is an understatement! First place! ❤️ 💙 #IUPcheerstates #RamPride TrainSen 0 To say you're the best thing that's ever happened to me, is an understatement TrainSen 0 ♥ To see 1006 lovely dogs for adoption please visit & RT some dog tweets to help find homes TrainSen 0 To Spice Up Your Ad Strategy, Try Going Viral via @adotas Wait, why didn't I think of that? #oldfolks TrainSen 0 Totally killing it #elclassico #barca — feeling fantastic TrainSen 0 TOTD : The grass is greener where you water it. TrainSen 0 to the boys who think that they are hilarious being immature jerks to my sister, I hope you know you're not funny at all. TrainSen 0 to the people " whispering " non stop while i'm trying to learn. you are not as subtle as you think you are. please stfu. TrainSen 0 To the police officers reading this tweet - fuck you. Defiant. Will never back down. AF TrainSen 0 To the privileged, equality feels like oppression. " #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 to this day umbrella/singing in the rain is my favorite song from glee TrainSen 0 To Trinidadians & Tobagonians at home and around the world, we join you in wishing a happy golden anniversary to TrainSen 0 Touché. " @AndyVsTheWorId : @DoUSeeDisCOAT when you're not grown so ya fridge is always full and you ain't gotta pay bills " TrainSen 0 to whoever wants to fuck up MY relationship, get your own to mess with you fucking low life. TrainSen 0 Towns always packed TrainSen 0 Toxic Gaming House is giving away an graphics card. Enter to win and gain more entries when you share with friends. TrainSen 0 to you, i was a cigarette break to me, you were a forest fire TrainSen 0 @Traceyeedmonds @TraceeEllisRoss @extratv Lol You won in my eyes. I was yelling thru the tv look at Tracey get down Lol TrainSen 0 @tracey_thorn @NewStatesman Always an absolute joy to read. Just realised I've been a fanboy for 31 years. TrainSen 0 Tracking technology to be in #Halifax snowplows this winter as city aims for better service TrainSen 0 Traffic got you down? The guys at Vespa have just the ride for you : a scooter with a 75mm recoilless rifle. TrainSen 0 TRAFFIC have you ready to buy a damn motor scooter TrainSen 0 Train in a tight alley (at Pikes Peak ) TrainSen 0 Transcribing 50 minutes of interviews with @tikhbana @Sasa_Kukic & @DylanMathews and these boys foolin the entire time 😩 😂 TrainSen 0 Trans Day of Remembrance rip to all my trans babies who were killed because of hate crimes or suicide. #TDOR TrainSen 0 Transfer deadline day : marquee signings more important than winning matches #football TrainSen 0 Transfer Deadline day... Shame I'm off work. TrainSen 0 Transform those boring business documents into something beautiful with TrainSen 0 @Traplord_Prima phone died lol in using the iPod like shit n my tv TrainSen 0 trash paper submitted (possibly to a trash can where it belongs ) so yay I can read books that are not shitty myth retellings again TrainSen 0 Traveling first class from Paris. Is it worth the price? TrainSen 0 @TravelodgeUK I feel terrible for not noting her name but the receptionist at Leeds Swinegate last night was an absolute joy and so helpful TrainSen 0 Travi $ Scott blessed us with two new tracks : THANK YOU, LA TrainSen 0 #Traxxz #HipHop #omg Man Convicted In Lil ' Wayne Tour Bus Shooting Sentenced To 10 Years In Prison TrainSen 0 Treats Feelings. Love doctors... what do you really treat? I don't see anybody marry their 1st love TrainSen 0 @treavturner That's awesome man! Would love to have met you! You were a favorite of mine at Nc State! TrainSen 0 @trefodium i have school on saturday but some schools don't have school on friday too, which is literally god in arabic TrainSen 0 @TreHad @C4tune nah, the mcdonalds dark roast coffee here is actually really good, better than Timmie's coffee TrainSen 0 @TrejoDanielle lol jk but YAY IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU TrainSen 0 #tremulus news : I have heard that the next stretch goal is " The Asylum. " Nurse, Orderly, and Patient are the playbooks. TrainSen 0 @trenityhankins1 lmao that is great. But seriously that shit had me rolling this morning TrainSen 0 @Trentbeddingco serving up great Black Friday deals you won't wanna miss! See the deals in Wednesday's @bgdailynews TrainSen 0 @TrentheGrenin Ruby was just happy Trent was in a better mood & he grins up at him. " So where to? " TrainSen 0 Trevor LITERALLY looked over to the right 6 times before the snap... Guess where the ball went TrainSen 0 @Trevornoah loved the @MSNBC interview you did. I'd love to see more of this kind of genuine sincerity on display on @TheDailyShow TrainSen 0 @Trevornoah @MTVBaseAfrica @MTVBaseSouth hope you get well soon. Rather you get better and give a great show at a later date. TrainSen 0 @Trevornoah now that the election is going to be over, what will @TheDailyShow now discuss? What do you now talk about after November 8? TrainSen 0 @TreyMcBride I think to call it stupid would be an understatement. Just an overly upset fan that believs the QB was screwed out a GW TD drive TrainSen 0 Trials can make a relationship grow strong and immune with all aspects of life. #ALDUBSumptuousLunch TrainSen 0 @TRIBEGBHS CORRECTION ITS AT SAC STATE TrainSen 0 Tribute to Paris - our hearts & prayers go out for people of France TrainSen 0 @tributewolves Yay, it was such a wonderful day! I hope you like the books :'D TrainSen 0 @TrickOrSnickers -Is so lost in need. Her head falls back, long hair spilling all the way down to tickle your thighs as she rides you hard, TrainSen 0 Tried face timing my sister but forgot she has a stupid android TrainSen 0 Tried to make a donation online. First message said successful. Second message said failed. Checked credit card - $1 sale. 😕 TrainSen 0 @TripleH i need work very very bad le i am not getting labour work because holiday star it a few minter before i was sitting out side of TrainSen 0 @TripleH Thank U Hunter just keep doing what u doing with NXT TrainSen 0 @tripleWRECK I get that, I think it reflects pure skill over strategy. I played CAL CS :Source/1. 6 in high school but don't have time now :( TrainSen 0 @TRN_Wilks no need in that josh sick putting something like that TrainSen 0 @TrollMF1 @jerrythornton1 @myhairyvagine12 your parents must be so proud TrainSen 0 Tropical Storm Isaac now upgraded to Hurricane Isaac. TrainSen 0 @trosandcon yeah I swear if Jonathan doesn't make it to the top two I will be piss af idk he's just so sweet and so kinky that pickle wow TrainSen 0 @TruckPMPlus we appreciate your support! Stay safe and have a great weekend. TrainSen 0 true feminism is men's and women's rights. Not one vs. The other TrainSen 0 True friends are everything. TrainSen 0 True friends are friends for life TrainSen 0 True friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, found everywhere. TrainSen 0 True friends are the ones who have nice things to say about you behind your back. TrainSen 0 True friends don't judge you because you do one thing TrainSen 0 true friends finish each other's sentences sweetie :) TrainSen 0 True friends hard to come by TrainSen 0 True friends lie underneath. These witty words I don't believe. I can't believe a damn thing they say, anymore. TrainSen 0 True friends never leave you during hard times. TrainSen 0 True friends remain, no matter what. TrainSen 0 trUE FRIENDS SRAB TOU IN THE FRONT TrainSen 0 True friends will be by your side through it all. TrainSen 0 True friends will be there not only in the sun but also in the dark. TrainSen 0 true happiness is the smell of a freshly opened pack of Juicy Fruit bubblegum TrainSen 0 @truelovestacos I hope you enjoy what's coming! We're super excited! TrainSen 0 True. My heart is really aching at this cold blooded day light murder. I am shocked at the humanity at its lowest ebb TrainSen 0 True or False : #Investing is all about " timing the market " just right. Find out the answer : TrainSen 0 True test of character is what happens when no one is looking #TheProfit TrainSen 0 Trumps ego has become so large its infringing on Ted Cruzs. Cruz threatens to bomb if Trumps ego doesnt back off. #bombtheshitoutofit TrainSen 0 Trump will adopt same platform, New York City kid only thinks workers make to much money! TrainSen 0 @trustbefour these bandwagon hopping ass hoes TrainSen 0 Trust is the most important thing in any relationship. Without 100 % trust in a woman how do you know she won't tell your wife. TrainSen 0 Trust me. I see the difference. You're not foolin me. TrainSen 0 #Truth If You do not take care of You then what is left? Making your #health a priority is of the utmost TrainSen 0 @truthinfinite I agree the fight should be great. I am talking about #s only. Neither promoter made real effort to transcend hardcore fans. TrainSen 0 Truth! no, but it will start to hurt eventually TrainSen 0 @truTVjokers never laughed so much a sal running through a haunted cornfield. love this show TrainSen 0 trying for someone who could careless about you fucking sucks. TrainSen 0 Trying not to let the anger and fear and hate eat everything else. The vast majority of acts in Paris today were acts of heroism and love. TrainSen 0 trying to catch up on overdue apush and ap english homework. As well as finish Mondays homework and study for my french and math test. TrainSen 0 trying to do work with zero motivation is pretty much impossible TrainSen 0 Trying to figure out what to do tomorrow at the gym.. And finish homework so I can drive home when I finish classes and meetings Monday! TrainSen 0 Trying to find an inside joke within a movie that's still clever enough to be subtle. Feel free to play along and list suggestions. Please. TrainSen 0 Trying to find that one song to fall asleep to on pandora :) time for bed have to wake up in a few hours for work. Then Toby Keith sunday! TrainSen 0 Trying to finish my homework so I can reward myself with wine TrainSen 0 trying to help my sister work her new iPhone is hilarious 😂 TrainSen 0 Trying to relax hopefully I feel better closer to the boxing match. What a day. TrainSen 0 Trying to remove a bottle from a baby's mouth while they're sleeping is harder then it seems 😳 #sneaky mom TrainSen 0 Trying to satisfy yourself with anything besides Jesus is like trying to satisfy a chick-fil -a craving with McDonald's #deepthought TrainSen 0 Trying to shave my legs while drunk in a small shower was a fucking task. I was successful though so that's all the matters #Mexico TrainSen 0 Trying to wrap up my work for today ASAP 💻 &heading tmr for a quick weekend stay in NYC - be back in Bos on Mon 😆 💦 Have a nice wknd y'all 😃😃😃 TrainSen 0 Try loving yourself more than what you want someone else too! #TeamGemini #DeepThought #Love #TeamJojo1980 #selfcare TrainSen 0 Tryna braid my own hair Hardest thing ever! TrainSen 0 Tryna finish my homework atm. TrainSen 0 Tryna get that Vegeta level work ethic. TrainSen 0 try not to get hurt 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Try these poses tomorrow for a great start to your day. Good Morning Yoga Sequence #sweatysaturday TrainSen 0 Try to damage my ego. I'll just get you back with it. #pbtweet TrainSen 0 Try working in retail, in a shop that is full of children. I feel brain dead XD TrainSen 0 @TSNBobMcKenzie you see that @NHLBruins? You had your chance and you blew it. TrainSen 0 @tssaafootball you guys need to watch the film on these Officials reffing the greenback harriman game! Atrocious to say the least TrainSen 0 @TUCK_19: It's boring up here, I'm going crazy? " u bout to come home tho TrainSen 0 tuesday can't come any faster. TrainSen 0 Tuesday come faster please. I need to hear these two gorgeous & talented human beings live #dwts #alexanderjean ❤ TrainSen 0 Tuesday Evening Drive - New Years, Gas, Fitness TrainSen 0 Tuesday, November 17, 2015 How to Pray for People You are Not Thankful For by Brad Russell 3 Prayers to Pray TrainSen 0 Tuesday u are mighty fine! #love TrainSen 0 @tuff_thing ok bye now i'm going to take shower. Bdw talk u at evening or nite. Pls come online. Ok bye take care. TrainSen 0 @Tuhmahs @NickHudacko Not just in relationship. In life does TrainSen 0 @TumiMaps My life is a nightmare... I have to escape TrainSen 0 Tunggu #TheAbsurdStory keluar! TrainSen 0 Tuning in to absolute joy - thank you @radiofm95 for being our Radio Partner! #RimOfApocalypse #Sankalp2015 TrainSen 0 Tunisia president declares state of emergency after explosion on bus carrying presidential guards kills at least 12 TrainSen 0 #Turkey : Fuck you. Get your shit together. Which side do you fight for anyways? TrainSen 0 Turning off my alarms... #bestfeelingever TrainSen 0 Turning off the lights downstairs and running upstairs quickly so no one kills you. TrainSen 0 Turn on the lights I'm looking for her to, I heard she got a pretty face standing like a stallion TrainSen 0 *turns on post notifications so you know its real * TrainSen 0 Turns on read receipts so you know its real. TrainSen 0 Turn your entire life into an MMORPG dating sim by continuing to do this for the rest of your relationship. TrainSen 0 @Tush_bae @apreel_tv he could have beaten him up at first buh reasoned better and found " Positive in Negative " that's how to become #Great TrainSen 0 @tuvaroluhata @iePoliticsNow Thanks for following :) Please like our Facebook page TrainSen 0 Tv blackout rules are so dumb TrainSen 0 TV Clipster Alert - TIME Inc. has been mentioned just now TrainSen 0 @Tveez_World I've been on a winning streak 😊 TrainSen 0 TV star's plastic surgery nightmare - ONE of the stars of Modern Family has opened up on his body dysmorphia ba TrainSen 0 @tvxqueue honestly I thought I had downloaded the wrong album at first I thought there had been a mix up in the mp3 files TrainSen 0 @twaimz goodnight! I love you soooo much and I hope that I can meet and hug you soon! so you should come to Massachusetts or near there TrainSen 0 @tward30 Me neither. The smell of freshly washed clothes & soap powder is intoxicating for me, but that's actually pretty normal. TrainSen 0 Tweeter? Twits? Austin and Ally sure is creative. #omgihavetotwit TrainSen 0 Tweeting from my phone pretty much guarantees an auto-correct that I don't notice. TrainSen 0 Tweeting to Jodi & we're in the same room. 😂 ❤️ TrainSen 0 Tweet Is Not Relevant Tweet Interjects Creepy Strangers Face On My Timeline Tweet Presumes I Have Money TrainSen 0 @tweetsfromben Like Spurrier, he's another of those natural born winners, he'd rather hand over if struggling than take the $$ TrainSen 0 twerk it for me lady 😈😎 #SNEAKY TrainSen 0 @twhiddleston @FTLifeArts @BFI hi Tom you're my favorite actor in all time I'd be ☺ if you follow her @MarieMaiReal TrainSen 0 @twhiddleston I finally got to watch Crimson Peak and I absolutely loved it! Very dark and disturbing yet unexpected. TrainSen 0 TW : inc *st The idea of calling someone you're sexually attracted to " dad " seems incestuous and gross. TrainSen 0 @twitter fix the stupid android app its ugly TrainSen 0 @twitter hi, a long time ago I used the @SumAll application to show me my week on twitter, now I want to stop it but when I want to (1/2) TrainSen 0 Twitter is fun today TrainSen 0 Twitter is fun today. I'm dealing w left wing nuts who r editing my'truth ' posts on guns rather than deal in facts. Good times! TrainSen 0 Twitter is fun today. I missed it. Maybe I need more twitter in my life TrainSen 0 Twitter is fun today #transferdeadlineday TrainSen 0 twitter is getting boring like my life TrainSen 0 Twitter is so dope I love how it brings young Black Intellectuals together discussing & creating change. TrainSen 0 Twitter post -@HailStateFB win is the best kind of Twitter. TrainSen 0 Twitter should really have a word correction thing for after we post something if we mess up because it's a struggle with autocorrect TrainSen 0 Twitter so funny lol TrainSen 0 #Twitter Your personality does emerge even within 140 characters, keep your tweets interesting/informative/amusing/RT/always support others! TrainSen 0 Two Boys Were Playing In Their House When They Made a TERRIFYING Discovery. Seriously, OMG. TrainSen 0 Two days until Dallas! Looking forward to seeing the @DallasStars play with @B_Fost135! # DallasStars #Hockey TrainSen 0 two determined British men brave flood to enjoy a pint in their local pub " #lol #committed TrainSen 0 Two Dumb Friends Drink Games : TrainSen 0 Two large Americanos this afternoon and now feeling wired! I'm gonna have a headache later 😖 TrainSen 0 Two months after Kumbh Mela in Nashik, Godavari is once again a nullah choked with garbage and plastic TrainSen 0 Two -thirds of the world can't pass this basic financial literacy test. Can you? TrainSen 0 Two -thirds of the world can't pass this basic financial literacy test... Interesting Global results. TrainSen 0 @twt_buku The CD (1990) is out of stock, but can be downloaded in mp3 format from the Internet/ iTunes (some songs ) TrainSen 0 @Txevergonzalez He looked flat for a bit. The comeback was great though. TrainSen 0 TY! @astro_kjell sorry to ask directly : is this image royalty free? finally urgently need to finance incredible amount of of pro-bono work TrainSen 0 @TYBZI can I have a virtual HUG TrainSen 0 @TYBZI WAIT SO I CAN GET A TYBZI HUG?! TrainSen 0 @tydollasign please check out my omnipotent freestyle! I would really appreciate it TrainSen 0 Tyga feat. Kirko bangz Out This Bitch TrainSen 0 Tyga is just getting better n better 😆 TrainSen 0 Tygas new music gon be fire watch lol long as he keep it authentic TrainSen 0 @TyHairston10 he was doggin Obama too TrainSen 0 @tylerdurden1337 fun fun for everyone! #sarcasm TrainSen 0 tyleroakley : Of all things contagious in the world, I don't mind catching laughter from my friends. TrainSen 0 @tyleroakley thinking of creative ways to tell people " sit on my face " so I could be in the next Tyler Oakley video TrainSen 0 @tylerstratton13 I love working there was this and when did you #go TrainSen 0 @typicallylester downloaded that thing into an. mp3 and added to itunes i can show u l8r TrainSen 0 @TyraBLondon I know we have our arguments, but I don't want to have 'em with anybody else. I love you, Jane. TrainSen 0 @TyriqueDaGoat always talking about how they get hurt but they fucking everybody. You're a hoe, reason niggas could careless about you TrainSen 0 @TysonCBeckford follow me please :) TrainSen 0 Tyson fury is 100 % regretting this fight can't wait to get home Saturday and watch him kiss the canvas TrainSen 0 U a lame of you get played by a bitch TrainSen 0 @UberFacts it also allows us to look up when we pee. #bestfeelingever TrainSen 0 ? " @UberFacts : There are almost 5,000 gods being worshipped by humanity. " TrainSen 0 u can bet ur rump I will go sit in a theater full of children to watch the second incredibles movie TrainSen 0 U can hate and judge me bc of a flag but then aren't u doin the same thing u despise the flag for. Get to know me before u judge me ok. TrainSen 0 U can learn so much about a person through long bus rides. TrainSen 0 U can't blame a girl if she didn't wanna fuck wit u no more because u run ya mouth about everything like a female TrainSen 0 U care too much about people who could careless about you, stop being so nice TrainSen 0 Uc berk is pretty chill I love the vibe 😊 TrainSen 0 @UCBrowser Team please reply me When i will get my prize of #SticktoUCCricket ODI - 3? TrainSen 0 U DON'T got to Church lookin for Integrity. Listen, U Go To #Church to Fellowship & Listen to d Word of #God. Otherwise disapponitment looms TrainSen 0 U don't have to ask for nudes just find out they gram name and u golden TrainSen 0 u dont have to say sorry 😊 TrainSen 0 u dont have to say what you did i already know i found it from him TrainSen 0 U don't need to watch at the pics... u just need to say #victoriasecret! #VSFashionShow TrainSen 0 @UGAfootballLive give me a southern fan to roast. I haven't had a good one since that Tennessee kid TrainSen 0 Ughhh I'm so dumb I'm always watching recorded tv and not skipping the commercials TrainSen 0 @ughhvivian @notkarmela @catherinejxia that sucks omg :( good luck getting better ones i believe in you TrainSen 0 Ugh 😫😷🤕 I hate being sick TrainSen 0 Ugh I just can't believe my mf night, that shit was terrible & I had a good feeling bout that shit but no. Waste of fucking $20. TrainSen 0 Ugh I'm so glad tomorrow Is my last day of work TrainSen 0 Ugh I really need to do my home work TrainSen 0 Ugh just can't wait to be done w highschool bc Florida has the cutest and cheapest apartments.. Just wanna be there nowww TrainSen 0 Ugh.. Laziness is hitting me now. Well at least I got some info already. TrainSen 0 Ugh ok I'm posting it tonight if your teachers hate you tomorrow for sleeping in class it's not my fault 😂 ❤️ TrainSen 0 Ugh today needs to be over! TrainSen 0 ugh what a day thank im home TrainSen 0 Ugh! 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They are always lovely, I also want to draw their casual everyday behavior ^o ^ TrainSen 0 @ValaAfshar : be lucky 1 work hard 2 be positive 3 be generous 4 share credit 5 trust yourself 6 stay teachable 7 show gratitude 8 be kind TrainSen 0 @valerie23xd I think you need to charge your phone. TrainSen 0 @Vamp So do you sparkle in the sunlight being a " vampire " and all? _ TrainSen 0 @VancityReynolds Are you going to be the director of the next deadpool? If so, I can't wait! TrainSen 0 @VancityReynolds do you ever come back to visit your hometown? if you do you should come to my school!!! TrainSen 0 @VancityReynolds lmfao, the thing is probably spandex and probably rides up his ass when he wears it, fucking chaffing sucks eh Ryan? TrainSen 0 @VancityReynolds Lol I actually like this one... and it reminds me of something I had forgotten about.. nuva rings.. TrainSen 0 @VancityReynolds what do u think of when u look at this picture TrainSen 0 @VancityReynolds what exactly is going on here?! Good God sir. TrainSen 0 @VancityReynolds when I say " pathetic -twitter -user " u say " I will fake my own death and marry you ". PATHETIC -TWITTER -USER! TrainSen 0 @vanessaavaldez wow I ment I wish I had a tv in my room 😐 dyslexic ahhh TrainSen 0 #Vegas #Wipiix Police : Victims restrained inside house ; fire intentionally set TrainSen 0 Venus is playing so badly TrainSen 0 verge : All of the best (and worst ) cars on the floor at this year's LA Auto Show TrainSen 0 Veronica has been dragged, kicked, beaten & arrested by UofC police for fighting for Black life #traumacenternow TrainSen 0 @Versace_Cat5 little bit of alcohol brings ppl together TrainSen 0 Very good example of Christian terrorists! TrainSen 0 Very happy to start my last year of college :) TrainSen 0 Very impressed with @Funkyhampers ordered my mum a gift set came wrapped & with a personal card at no extra cost, speedy delivery &a voucher TrainSen 0 Very low entries in this giveaway! Hop over and check it out! TrainSen 0 Very proud of Peel parents for the way they have stood up to the scandalous sex/ed teaching in @PeelSchools #chooseaction TrainSen 0 very true. Was expecting more attacking flair but went defensive in midfield. Need to see the 2014 free flowing football back TrainSen 0 @Vetoed worse than not trying at all thats why I try not to get too mad at people going mad negative cause they at least count for something TrainSen 0 @VEVO Now we have songs speeding up at random? Good job. #vevochipmunks #fail TrainSen 0 @VFelisa Okay :D I dont know if I can catch up with your speed cuz it's the first time I try to sub ^^ So there's nothing to do now? TrainSen 0 Via I'm So Blessed Daily US Veterans are returning to Iraq to fight ISIS on their own. They really need prayers. TrainSen 0 via lolfactoryNET I love math ➨ funny tumblr ➨ facebook ➨ twitter ➨ pinterest [via... #lol #funny TrainSen 0 Via'Mustang ' Takes On Women's Rights In Fairy Tale Form TrainSen 0 via the D3 forums : the crab reference made me LOL. TrainSen 0 via youtube I laughed so hard 😂 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 @vice_reversa so get ready for royalty free tunes TrainSen 0 viciadissimo em secret love song TrainSen 0 @VickaRowe2 something is very wrong with you. You need Delcos. I just ate Delcos. Go get some Delcos. TrainSen 0 @VickyBrush @ladeyday @AGrimsky Yes. They don't get it that he did a smart thing as a business man and we love that. TrainSen 0 @VickyGShore had me and my sister crying ahahah she's Hilarious 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 @VickyPattison I actually love the saying buzzing like a old fridge 💁💁 TrainSen 0 @vickysworld @Bmillinery @BrightonEtsy it's always packed, no-one will know if you've been before or not 😉 TrainSen 0 @vicnast_ I understand if someone gets upset or comes to me about it but just yelling at me & being mean like?That's gonna get you no where TrainSen 0 @_victoriajayne_ stuff love scaring people, just don't be an egg in the kitchen and you will be fine! TrainSen 0 @VictoriaReads OMG. I'm excited about this, but also really intimidated by the whole concept of ombre eyebrows. I can barely do one color! TrainSen 0 @victoriavaldeez on me 😩. I lost the damn game trying not to mess up my nails lol TrainSen 0 Victory Nissan of Dickson is out! TrainSen 0 VIDEO : Cute Australian kid fights through hiccups to perform national anthem TrainSen 0 Video games will cause gamers to rape but referring to people as worse than ISIS and terrorists won't have any negative effect " -AGG types TrainSen 0 @vidya_balan watch kahani wow I think it's your best film TrainSen 0 View snapchat stories at this hour : everything is food 😐 😒 #hungry TrainSen 0 @VillarealJade bitch you need to hurry up and come back home so you can meet my beau! TrainSen 0 Vilmos Zsigmond, ASC shooting with the #F65 8K Digital Motion Picture Camera via @Band_Pro cc : @SonyF65 @CineAltaNews TrainSen 0 @VinceBednarik lol yeah I think I do! text me tomorrow tho cause I'm not home and well been drinking... you got my number? TrainSen 0 @violadavis u the reason my pizza cold lol I couldn't get up to get another slice I'm shocked still #HTGAWM TrainSen 0 violence. I guess only white Americans reserve the right to protest TrainSen 0 @ViolentItalia " No I really don't " He laughed softly TrainSen 0 VIRAL : Belfast sisters sing takeaway order dressed as Frozen's Elsa and Anna : Dressed up as Anna and Elsa from TrainSen 0 @virendersehwag u r a legend.. India won't be able to find a replacement in the coming century..! TrainSen 0 @virginmedia are good! They got my house phone working for 24hrs!? TrainSen 0 #Virgos are very observant and watchful of subtle things most people over look. TrainSen 0 #Virgos keep their emotions under control, and their actions are ruled by their exceptional common sense. TrainSen 0 #VisionnaireSonos So YOU Know Its Real. TrainSen 0 Visit Fred for whimsical, amusing and interesting sketches - and lots of them! TrainSen 0 visit South Africa... Fucking hot down here TrainSen 0 Visit to learn about weed mgmt & costs of herbicide resistance. TrainSen 0 @VivaArtists im looking forward for their live interview about that white dress. Baka map amin na ang dalawa 😘 TrainSen 0 #VIXX Continues Winning Streak on " Music Bank " with " Chained Up " #ChainedUp3rdWin TrainSen 0 @Vluvsskittles I miss you too! Track was always too great with you TrainSen 0 @vmearl @medicmsh Also I hear good things about Gift of Fear. TrainSen 0 . @VodafoneAU_help thanks for getting back to me it's much appreciated. TrainSen 0 Volunteered to be shocked by students learning physics #naleo TrainSen 0 Vote for Ian Somerhalder Favorite Sci -Fi/Fantasy TV Actor People's Choice Awards 2016 #PCAs TrainSen 0 #VoteOneDirection fuck all you that r not tweeting this (: TrainSen 0 VP Biden was a pretty cute kid! Wish him a happy birthday and sign his card : TrainSen 0 vs me thinking about having 14 hours to learn and study 4 chapters of bio before my exam tomorrow morning TrainSen 0 @Vstroud66 @Noble_Jim @ScottMcCann42 the rule has been the same for years and now bcz some yahoo comments about length everyone is butt hurt TrainSen 0 @VVlNTERFELL 10 more sigh :(( add maths is on tuesday :(( do you have any tips heh TrainSen 0 VW will fast become a toxic brand 'villain ' if the emissions scandal costs owners money TrainSen 0 Waffles or pancake. Why or? Can they make a subtle combination of both please. Tired of having to decide. TrainSen 0 Waheeeey, Ian's took his hat off and had a haircut. Woo, round of applause for Ian Beale.. #Eastenders TrainSen 0 Waited 43 minutes of Captain Phillips for this pirate to say 'i am the captain now ', don't need to watch the rest, good film imo TrainSen 0 Wait for the drop. TrainSen 0 Waiting at the dot... What fun! TrainSen 0 Waiting at the shuttle stop to go work out and this lady blows a huge puff of smoke right in front of me #felt good TrainSen 0 Waiting for Dylan's lunch time to eat so I can just eat with him. IM SO HUNGRY 😩 TrainSen 0 Waiting for food to cook when you're already quite hungry... #hungry #thestruggleisreal #firstworldproblems TrainSen 0 waiting for love TrainSen 0 waiting for the butt hurt conservatives to scream " radical Muslims " in my comments so I can scream back " KKK " 🐣 TrainSen 0 Waiting for the day when tattoos are free. TrainSen 0 Waiting for the new episode of Bubblegum like --- 😭 😭 😭 This drama is so good! Okay time to shower then react to some videos! TrainSen 0 Waiting for things that may never happen is to much of a risk. TrainSen 0 Waiting is linked to depression. Time spent waiting for something that may never happen can be mentally painful. TrainSen 0 Waiting on class to start, thinking how this is going to be one hell of a semester? TrainSen 0 waiting on something that's never gonna happen 😞 😩 TrainSen 0 wait my 3 hour class was 20 minutes long... first #SyllabusWeekPerk I've experienced, ever. TrainSen 0 wait what is this you? I love it! HK libraries could use an injection of fun like this 😉 TrainSen 0 Wait what? It's a cat now? What is happening? TrainSen 0 Wake up & channel your inner Golden Tiger... as seen here during Tuskegee homecoming. Turnt is an understatement. TrainSen 0 Wake Up Real Americans Obama The Enemy who created ISIS intentionally Taking Win in Iraq Set It Middle East on Fire. TrainSen 0 wake up - school - work - sleep - repeat TrainSen 0 Wake up w no voice bcs this fcking sore throat bcm worst. Btw, morning TrainSen 0 Waking up and falling back to sleep just to think about you is perfect ☺️ I love you. @HaleighMahomie #sleepylove TrainSen 0 Waking up at 3am and not falling back to sleep till 5am cause of cramps. #JustGirlThings TrainSen 0 Waking up at 3am and then at 5am because of a bad dream and not falling back asleep until 7 and waking back up at 8 makes me one tired gal. TrainSen 0 Waking up at 5:30am and realizing it's Saturday morning! Hands down, #BestFeelingEver TrainSen 0 Waking up at 5:30 to pick up my drunk dad who ran out of gas trying to drive home... Should have called before driving bruh TrainSen 0 Waking up at 6pm talking, cuddling, laughing, falling back asleep and waking back up to the day. I love fall Saturday mornings. TrainSen 0 Waking up bright and early on your day off work! #fail 😫😱 TrainSen 0 Waking up from this nightmare, hows your life, whats it like there? Is it all that you want it to be, does it hurt when you think about me? TrainSen 0 Waking up in such a good/happy mood is the best. :) TrainSen 0 Waking up in the middle of the night and having trouble falling back asleep is starting to get so old. TrainSen 0 Waking up next to my best friend every day is awesome 😌 TrainSen 0 Waking up thirsting for a productive day is such a great feeling. TrainSen 0 WAKING UP TO A NEW SONG OH MY 😰 @TheVampsband @TheVampsBrad @TheVampsCon @TheVampsJames @TheVampsTristan TrainSen 0 Waking up to the smell of freshly baking bread +the final result #fantastic #happysunday #Great start to the day TrainSen 0 Waking up with a sore throat is the worst TrainSen 0 Waking up with these two early in the morning be like 😍 Love you 😍 😘 @Kimbeeerlylayyy TrainSen 0 Wale wants to put an end on the butt implant craze : TrainSen 0 Walked around the garden today and found some sweet treasures, so yummy! #organic #fruits #farmlife TrainSen 0 walkers_crisps best news of my entire life! Wow time to consume as much as I can! 고맙습니다 ~ TrainSen 0 walking around the Bronx in heeled booties was not one of my best ideas TrainSen 0 Walking in the rain without an umbrella isn't as bad as I thought it would be TrainSen 0 Walking into a tree when your walking on your own is so not awkward TrainSen 0 walking on boylston st. just now, sans jacket SHOCKED LADY : aren't you cold?! KY : i'm from western new york, this is like spring break. TrainSen 0 Walking to class across campus, in the rain, with no umbrella, is just how I wanted my day to be... #soaked #rolltide TrainSen 0 Walking to my car after work I hear a student yelling, " Bye Ms. D 'Herde! " 😂 😂 #TwinDayWin @MissDHerde TrainSen 0 Walkin round dulenm mill and amusing myself highly by smacking my mums ass with a fly squatter hahahaha #sochildish TrainSen 0 Walk up in this bitch like we own this ho TrainSen 0 Waller stable said they'll talk to connections about whether they still want sell Junoob following his stunning victory #BallaratCup TrainSen 0 @Wallis4Wellness Thanks for following along this holiday season! TrainSen 0 Walmart I do fuckin love you! TrainSen 0 Wanna go to Wayne game tomorrow night TrainSen 0 Wanna know how I know your gay? Because when the truth got out about you it got you hot. Oops my bad yall know dam well IDGAF TrainSen 0 @WannaRathBone I'm sitting on my bed, talking to you 😍 and I'm watching SVU. What are you up to my love? TrainSen 0 Wanting my new car like now TrainSen 0 Wanting someone that could really careless about you TrainSen 0 Want something affordable, nippy and easy to run? This Swift Sport in Mega Sports trim comes with lovely Recaros TrainSen 0 Want these lovely #PS4 decals? Get them in the new issue of Official PlayStation Magazine : TrainSen 0 Want to become a member of BVA? Then head to Stand H50 & find out more from our lovely membership team #VetShow TrainSen 0 Want to come over and compare crazy? I'll be glad to show you my special pit, and lotion transport system. TrainSen 0 Want to eat your way to feeling fantastic this summer? @NAQNutrition have you covered : TrainSen 0 Want to move out so bad, don't even care, applying for social housing the day I turn 16.. Fed up with families shitty rules TrainSen 0 Want to save money on your next Jerky run? Check out the All Things Jerky coupons at TrainSen 0 wao channel and walmart on the same level for the first time what a day TrainSen 0 Warhill opens set three on 6 -1 run. Hidden Valley uses quick TO. I'm no prophet, but it feels like the Lions are going to sweep this. TrainSen 0 Warhill takes first set vs. Hidden Valley 25 -15. TrainSen 0 Warhill wins 3A state volleyball championship TrainSen 0 Warhill wins second straight 3A girls volleyball title TrainSen 0 War is never the answer. Unless the question is " What's never the answer? " #OneLove TrainSen 0 Warm #ff #followfriday mentiont for the great @mutelinguist who always has something interesting, intelligent and/ or amusing to tweet TrainSen 0 @WarpedFootage glad to see someone speak about " Love ". Quite an impressive first movie TrainSen 0 Warriors got another game tomorrow night in Denver, if they win 3 games in 3 nights that would be impressive TrainSen 0 Was a bit committed to a real life situation with Grant HS football shooting death. Thanks for the nice warm note TrainSen 0 Was about to follow this handsome gentleman but his pinned tweet is a video of him singing and his voice is beautiful. TrainSen 0 Was a Cinderella Story on tonight? Everyone seems to be distracted by a drought...? #ifyoucouldnttell TrainSen 0 Was a very boring night tho TrainSen 0 Was flipping through my notebook and 20 dollars fell out... I should do my home work more often TrainSen 0 Washed our sheets and comforter yesterday, slept like a baby last night #bestfeelingever #downyistheshit #cuddlinghelped TrainSen 0 Was helping my nephew sound out big words and my mother was like " you should be a teacher " HA, i hate kids TrainSen 0 @washingtonpost Fuck off with your fading print. Don't bother tweeting your shit if it's behind a paywall. TrainSen 0 @washingtonpost Her campaign is in free fall, Trump is rising in polls each hour. TrainSen 0 @washingtonpost hillary all elected Democrats voting and supporting her. Trump has about 1/2 the Republicans only voting for him TrainSen 0 @washingtonpost HILLERY will just claim she can't remember. Bill taught her well. TrainSen 0 @washingtonpost If this is the best the USA have to offer, Good Night America. Don't you realise that even Merkel is more able than those? TrainSen 0 @washingtonpost I have an idea to deter rape, let us make a law if a man is convicted of rape/molesting a child, they have to be castrated. TrainSen 0 @washingtonpost I have tolerance for all cultures,This is to Trump because he is a fake! HE is only USING these people to LOOK tolerant. TrainSen 0 @washingtonpost I live in Texas and that's not what the majority is saying at all. Washington post is a propaganda machine. TrainSen 0 @washingtonpost @ishaantharoor The Kaaba was built by Ibrahim and his son Ismail peace on them in Mekkah in what is called Saudi Arabia TrainSen 0 @washingtonpost I was not a pitch for the black vote. It was a pitch to white suburban women. He doesn't want the black vote. Okay? TrainSen 0 @washingtonpost Liars you all are I am Hispanic not offended move on from you TrainSen 0 @washingtonpost NO ONE HAS SEEN MY SON IN OVER 9 MONTHS!! 😡 The United Nations is monitoring my case and watching TrainSen 0 @washingtonpost @pbump if Trump says he's healthy and can't get a straight report to that effect, it's not a leap to assume he's lying. TrainSen 0 @washingtonpost Pls tell again why people climb up there? So many die. TrainSen 0 @washingtonpost Samantha bee is getting way more press than she deserves TrainSen 0 @washingtonpost The only real question is do they arrest her or not. She obviously committed a crime TrainSen 0 @washingtonpost we all need to wake up. Black white Brown purple don't matter.. dose it matter what color the Flood victims r. Wake the fuck u TrainSen 0 @washingtonpost We are 21 Republicans who think HRC is healthy enough to be president & there are many more you don't care to count. TrainSen 0 @washingtonpost we need to stop hiding under the table it's time to draw lines and dare that any third grade country cross will pay TrainSen 0 @washingtonpost why? Does it matter? He can shoot someone on main street and no one would care TrainSen 0 Was hoping for a better day but that shit ain't happenin ' is it TrainSen 0 Was hoping to watch Mortal Kombat, but the tape is old, it looks like Frosty shit on the tv screen TrainSen 0 Was invited to some sort of mixer with that cult my friend joined... Asked if I could wear yoga pants & was declined so no. Not going. TrainSen 0 was just thinking i should spare my sanity and get some sleep before work. wish i'd have closed the match a bit sooner. sigh. TrainSen 0 was literally just thinking about @scotthoying and his birthday then he goes and tweets about it #notavirgo #butdatsynergy ✨ TrainSen 0 Wasn't expecting to see #MrWonderful @kevinolearytv at @TheAMAs Smiling too! TrainSen 0 Wasn't feeling good this Morning but still pushed out this afternoon to support bro @ABrute @PlantJamaica #UMVD Project. Back on Tues! TrainSen 0 was so close to unfollowing for putting on that nasty shit on my tl 😂 TrainSen 0 Was so wonderful visiting with Holy Chapel today. I love my Holy Chapel family. TrainSen 0 🌶🍣: wassup bro. I hope you got your class under control. I'll help if need if they keep doing sneak stuff. 😂 TrainSen 0 Was supposed to start my assignment at 12:30pm its now 3:47pm & i still havent started TrainSen 0 Wasting so much money for this shower OMG 😭 😭 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 Watch ALL of our coverage of the #GOP2012 in one place. Keep up with that hurricane too. TrainSen 0 WATCH: Dublin Bus staff take interesting approach to staying busy during strike TrainSen 0 Watch H &M's new holiday advert featuring Katy Perry's new song Every Day is a Holiday here : TrainSen 0 Watching #AdeleAtTheBBC - an amazing talent. She's as good live as she is on her singles & just keeps getting better TrainSen 0 Watching #AdeleAtTheBBC should be in bed as a have a work 2:30am start but who needs sleep when you have that voice welcome back. @Adele TrainSen 0 Watching a documentary on Islam, Miss Nash should totally be loving me right now #bestwoman #history #forlife TrainSen 0 watching a photo of one baby.. one woman without appointment visited with her baby.. she was my patient with DM. TrainSen 0 Watching Beyond Scared Straight lol funny ass hell TrainSen 0 watching christian watch inglorious bastards is more interesting and amusing than watching the movie TrainSen 0 Watching Cinderella starring @4everbrandy & @whitneyhouston #obsessed This movie changed my life! ✨ TrainSen 0 WATCHING DEVON DANCE IS PAINFUL #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 Watching DS9 while I was too young to appreciate it was a blessing. Now I'm 24 and have 5 seasons of new TNG era Star Trek to watch! :D TrainSen 0 watching how people interact with each other is probably the most interesting and amusing thing to me TrainSen 0 Watching interesting bidding on the net. So amusing I must say. TrainSen 0 Watching Justin tonight makes me that much more excited to see him in concert and meet him ahhh 😭 😭 😭 ❤️ ❤️ TrainSen 0 Watching loni love America's sister bc she's hilarious TrainSen 0 Watching Lord of the Rings at the bar. You wish your life was this cool. TrainSen 0 watching Miss Eau Claire tonight made me super excited for the pageant. 👑 TrainSen 0 Watching Pretty Woman on this beautiful Sunday. TrainSen 0 Watching some collage football... those chickfilet ads on TV terrible. At least beef industry keeps it classy TrainSen 0 Watching someone with new lip injections drink out of a bottle of water is probably more fun for me than it should be. TrainSen 0 Watching the cuddleys @torycover #babytv #thatshowweroll! TrainSen 0 Watching the Mercury Prize past winners show, most of it plops out of the speakers like a new born baby calf does TrainSen 0 Watching the new John Mulaney special & " a smooth and fantastic hillbilly " is the best description of Bill Clinton I've ever fucking heard 😂 TrainSen 0 Watching Thirteen Ghosts got me missing Matthew Lillard hard 😂 ❤️ TrainSen 0 Watching this warrior game been playing all day lol TrainSen 0 Watching Valkyrie Drive with a female friend, with miraculously no awkward moments. Just full of " Woahs " and high fives. TrainSen 0 Watching you stand alone, all of my doubt suddenly goes away somehow TrainSen 0 watching you the other week I could say gritty. you've always been renowned in modern times for slick free flowing football TrainSen 0 watchin how to get away with murder & its been revealed that this weeks episode brings the 2 timelines together i just let out a yelp of joy TrainSen 0 Watchin ' my mom happy likes a child is the best feeling as a daughter #missyou (with Retno ) [pic ] — TrainSen 0 Watch me whip ; watch me pie-pie! Love serving our students and staff alongside our great food service staff! TrainSen 0 watch movie til I fall asleep or finish homework? 😴 TrainSen 0 Watch my full season highlight tape! @_UnderTheRadar_ @SportsRecruits RT it TrainSen 0 Watch my run right now with @RunKeeper Live #RKLive #RunKeeper TrainSen 0 Watch not anal, please TrainSen 0 Watch out everybody the padres are on a 8 game winning streak #playoffs? TrainSen 0 Watch out for #Ragz Clothing at #ArtBaselMiami #CantWait TrainSen 0 Watch the 100m race won by Usain Bolt at the Olympics yesterday night : Watch the 100m Final race at the Olymp TrainSen 0 @WatchtheGroan and I are having a great time in psychology TrainSen 0 WATCH || The " Most Exciting 25 Seconds of #WAKEvsCLEM. " What a day in the Valley... what a time to be a Tiger! 🐅 TrainSen 0 Watch the video : The oiled ass of Lisa anal sluts at XCamheaven TrainSen 0 Watch this stunning luo rapper @luodollar with his brand new song #BankOtuch flossing and rhyme delivery is epic! TrainSen 0 Watch @wolfblitzer now for #CNN Election Roundtable on TrainSen 0 WATCH : Women Had Their BFFs Cut Their Hair And It Didn't Turn Out So Great #haircut #hair #bestfriends TrainSen 0 @wateriiiies I gotta shower now ;;;; please leave me stories and just keep tweeting I've missed you so much TrainSen 0 Watering the grass as its raining. Smart! #sdsuprobs TrainSen 0 Watford 1 Manchester United 2: Five things we learnt - TrainSen 0 Watford vs Manchester United : live TrainSen 0 @WavyTheDon__ I actually don't have a life, I go to work and school and that's it lol 😭😞 TrainSen 0 @Waynee_2_Nicee yeah yeah I guess you're right that still was fucked up yall prejudged dude & didn't even know how good he was lol TrainSen 0 @WayneRooney Hi Wayne can you retweet please and help Bradley get the treatment he needs Thanks TrainSen 0 @WayneRooney hun where was that in France when I paid thousands of pounds to watch you? TrainSen 0 @WayneRooney I am a Liverpool fan so this is hard to say but chin up you are a top class player! Things will come good again! > TrainSen 0 @WayneRooney why couldn't you and the rest of England team do as well as Team GB are doing in Rio? Why did you let your country down? TrainSen 0 #WaysToIrritateMe clapping! I hate that sound with a passion? TrainSen 0 #WaysToIrritateMe leave my door open a crack when it was clearly fully closed before you got there. TrainSen 0 #WaysToIrritateMe people who make noises when they eat TrainSen 0 way too many #whitepeopleproblems up in hurr. TrainSen 0 @WBCSaysRepent I'm actually really happy that you, and God hate me. You have made my day TrainSen 0 @wbites Hi would you be able to answer some q's by email about gluten free for a magazine feature I am writing? Thank you! TrainSen 0 @wcndertastic i settled for cute but not kid - i'm too tall to be one. heh. runs my hand through your hair. oh, but i don't like disturbing - TrainSen 0 @wcrow15 Oh I agree. Military spending takes up a massive amount of money, and needs to be restricted. Not what's being discussed though. TrainSen 0 We 1 a game last week & we won last night thats 2 in a row. If we win one next week thats called a winning streak. It has happened B4 #Jags TrainSen 0 We 3 @CultureTripTO for the #awesome review. Read it here : then come for brunch! TrainSen 0 WE AINT @_smoochmytweets : on god mfs KNOW i aint built for shit like that. TrainSen 0 We all have a nerdy family member or friend that would appreciate this card by @lochness_studio #BestMadeHandmade TrainSen 0 We all have that one person who we wished we never gave our phone number to... #Ted TrainSen 0 We all have to remember it's a blessing we've made it this far. Yes we all want better, but let's appreciate how far we've come TrainSen 0 we all know 1d is last so ill just shower eat cure cancer and solve world hunger in the meantime TrainSen 0 We all know a jealous bitch called Jessica TrainSen 0 We all need something in our lives that motivates us and pushes us for success TrainSen 0 We all should be and give our best for every and anything we are doing #LifeTips #Entrepreneur TrainSen 0 We all want our parents to be proud of our accomplishments TrainSen 0 We always try to give our best for your beauty needs. It won't be happened without your supports. Love, Revlon. #FDBestOfBeauty TrainSen 0 We are absolutely heartbroken to be writing this but Wilmer and I are devastated to inform you that we lost (cont ) TrainSen 0 We are absolutely loving @Adele on #bbc with #grahamnorton she is an absolute joy to listen, watch and hear, we are loving her vintage style TrainSen 0 We are a family! we stick together forever! Love you all! Best fans on the planet TrainSen 0 ). We are a great team #MadeInTheAM TrainSen 0 We are also judged by how well we keep our own house, deal with friends. How we deal with enemies is distant last. TrainSen 0 We are extremely happy and delighted to announce that we have made first 100 posts of #Breathe TrainSen 0 We are focused on equal pay for every employee. TrainSen 0 We are going to keep investing in the facilities and the physicians and the staff to make sure our veterans get the care you need " —@POTUS TrainSen 0 We are heartbroken to learn our French comic partner @UrbanComics lost a team member during the recent attacks. TrainSen 0 We Are Here To Change The World 👑👑👑one song can bring back so many memories. TrainSen 0 we are Hiring tooooooo! TrainSen 0 We are in a contest of ideas against an ideology of hate —and we have to win. " —Hillary TrainSen 0 We are looking forward to a great weekend of hockey! TrainSen 0 We are loving the winter metallic look, take a peak at our latest blog post all about getting the Midas touch! TrainSen 0 We are meant to  enjoy our material possessions, but never to allow our joy of life to be determined by them. TrainSen 0 We are playing a game called 'Whoever removes the price tag off the fire guard is a weirdo! ' #GameOn TrainSen 0 We Are playing brilliant! They chose the right match to play their best football! TrainSen 0 We are really looking forward to British explorer @markwoodexplore visiting on Friday & even have an explorer-themed dress up day planned! TrainSen 0 We are really looking forward to U9 rugby and hockey matches v Bishops Stortford and St John's this evening. Hopefully the weather holds! TrainSen 0 We are so proud of all the amazing work nurses do every day for parents, women and babies #ThankYouNurses TrainSen 0 We are the best of 2morrow by god gress I likes who dos. No love me an I iven like dos are love me, follow me an here good news 4rm me babys TrainSen 0 We are the Champions 😀 What a day for Porsche Team Manthey, Porsche and @RichardLietz @FIAWEC #6hBahrain TrainSen 0 Wear Human Hair Braid Wigs, Their Great for Protective Hair Styles. TrainSen 0 Wearing a beer t-shirt to a DWI hearing is 1 way to show you're capable of being subtle in a bold yet stupid way #No TrainSen 0 Wearing a shirt that says lowes... I'm asked if I work for stop and shop... why yes... yes I do #ihatemyjob TrainSen 0 Weather feels good out, nothing to do soooooo I guess I'll call it a night TrainSen 0 Weatherman : " Yupp, it's gonna be rainy and sad all day. But hey, on the " bright " side, it's going to be 65 degrees! That's summer weather! " TrainSen 0 WEBCAST | 40 % of ee's considering leaving ; learn workforce strategies to sync ees ' current & future expectations : TrainSen 0 We b doin us dnt giv a fuck bout wut u doin 🤑 TrainSen 0 we both give our best shot but then gave up TrainSen 0 Web Personalization - Why It Will Make or Break Your Business ' Success @WordCamp @wcpdx #wcpdx @arielrule TrainSen 0 We can get a picture next time hopefully! Glad you had a good night ☺️ TrainSen 0 We can't wait for our 80's themed date party tonight! We're looking forward to see how our sisters and their dates dress up. TrainSen 0 We can't wait for you to hear our new album 'Wake Up '. Who's excited? #15DaysToGo TrainSen 0 We can't wait to see everyone at fall convention tomorrow! It's going to be a blast! TrainSen 0 ✨ we did it! congrats on the two year winning streak #SwanQueen! 🐥👑 ✨ TrainSen 0 We'd like to thank this guy, @jamespecis for taking the time this past week to give us a peak into his TrainSen 0 We'd love to snuggle up in this big comfy bed right now... How about you? TrainSen 0 Wednesday needs to come faster TrainSen 0 we do not speak of 6th-8th grade It never happened TrainSen 0 We Don't Fuck With Police Broski TrainSen 0 We don't have that much in common, sometimes it feels so awkward. Then I took a shower. I asked her why she didn't join me. She said you TrainSen 0 WE DONT WANNA SET UP FOR THE KILL 🐰🎼😏 TrainSen 0 @weed_mouse NBA threads are a bunch of nerds posturing to look cool. Also morning view is a massive goon. TrainSen 0 Week 11 picks : Can Vikings keep winning streak going vs. Packers? TrainSen 0 #WEEKENDGIVEAWAY Follow & RT us to win these #mac lipsticks & voucher! Closes tomorrow ♥️ TrainSen 0 Weekend should be great 😍 TrainSen 0 Weeping Angels Christmas tree toppers. Lovely, if you never want to turn your back on your tree again TrainSen 0 Weep with me brethren for today my XB1 has lost all of Fallout 4 data... — feeling heartbroken TrainSen 0 We found love at city lights in the night, and blurred faces of passers-by on long bus rides. TrainSen 0 We found the best and worst internet hacks for up-cycling your wine bottles into awesome candles. TrainSen 0 WE GET TO HEAR EMILY DESCHANEL'S BEAUTIFUL SINGING VOICE AGAIN #bones TrainSen 0 We give our best on stage every night! And for 1 person to start a rumour! Just messes it all up TrainSen 0 we gonna attempt to sleep TrainSen 0 We gonna do work this summer tho and you gonna come back next year with a bang tbh. TrainSen 0 We got to hear the heartbeat today, omg it was amazing! Active little thing! Fast heartbeat and everything is okay :D ahh so excited! TrainSen 0 We Grind And Shine As One #OneLove TrainSen 0 We had a great time kicking off this Thanksgiving break by putting on a basketball camp at Zuri's Circle's Feed TrainSen 0 We had a great time #rebels #Dab TrainSen 0 We had a great time serving up Thanksgiving goodies at Taste of Bethel yesterday #BethelGivesBack #TasteOfBethel TrainSen 0 We had a great turn out last night to celebrate Thanksgiving #memories TrainSen 0 We had an amazing day in Switzerland on the #143Tour. Thank you to all of our Swiss Bambinos! xxx TrainSen 0 We had an amazing weekend with huge crowds for our show Saturday night, Cirque SC at USC, and then a super fun TrainSen 0 We had a successful Roundtable held at Keep an eye out for our recap video TrainSen 0 We had no idea the " special " sushi was a monster sushi. #omg #ateitall #plussome #champs TrainSen 0 we have 9 and a half years to wait for Martin! :-/ But yes, we have Saga :-D TrainSen 0 We have an eater and an iPad player and we're stuck here for the foreseeable. @Se_Railway is full of life's pleasures. #Monday TrainSen 0 We have cute little arguments and then end them with 'I love you's ' and 'good nights '💙 TrainSen 0 We have #Flyers Hockey looking forward to it. We need wins. TrainSen 0 🤑: we have fun times you're chill asf and you're such a good friend TrainSen 0 We have had such a fantastic day today. LO was 3! We had a big party with friends and family. Feeling very blessed today 😊 TrainSen 0 We have no shame when we're hungry #yr @sofiapernas @ The Grove TrainSen 0 We have so many selves. That's attractive * TrainSen 0 We have some awesome ideas for stocking stuffers from our favorite brands including : Yeti and TrainSen 0 We have the @unclegoosetoys blocks & want all the rest of the #toys on this lovely list. And its eco-friendly too! TrainSen 0 We hope you are as happy as this little one that today is another beautiful day in paradise! Happy Friday TrainSen 0 @_weiirdo I need to come Ovr there then, if y'all do something let me know TrainSen 0 @weinrich_taylor @ALISHAMARIE OMG alisha is so pretty and I love her videos on her channel TrainSen 0 We interrupt your usual schedule to bring you a very small pig descending a set of stairs. TrainSen 0 weird bc my cat is actually pregnant TrainSen 0 Weird mentality for a guy who got a ton of money to give the team just about nothing & was then granted a buyout. TrainSen 0 @weirdoooo98 4 subjects until temporary freedom Normally I hate Mondays, but since add maths is on Tuesday... kau faham2 la tu 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Weird weird is ok Creepy weird is not TrainSen 0 We just had a phone conversation with the best lawyers of this region... It is happening! #gobig #tech #startup #investors #lovemoney TrainSen 0 We just have to trust God's perfect timing. #WorthTheWait TrainSen 0 We just saw our science teacher come out of the screen we were in I hate my life TrainSen 0 We just tried to bleach joes ball hair but apparently it's too stubborn and won't turn blonde TrainSen 0 We kept clean sheet against Real Madrid at Bernabeu, that's awesome TrainSen 0 WE KNEW IT WAS COMING, THE MORE THEY ATTACK, THE MORE WE KNOW HES OUR MAN. TRUMP2016 TrainSen 0 We know it's going to happen every year but we're still shocked when it gets cold 😂 #Winter #British #Typical 🇬🇧 TrainSen 0 We know that blood, sweat, and tears go into every song you make. That's why we give our best to every beat we produce. #SoundH TrainSen 0 Welcome new followers! Thank you for the love & support you give our favorite actor @willylevy29 TrainSen 0 Welcome short hair 😊 😊 bye my long hair 😂 [pic ] — TrainSen 0 Welcome to CEO ROUNDTABLE, attendees are introducing themselves and its been coordinated by our compare #CEOROUNTABLE TrainSen 0 welcome to climate change. Currently in Vic but bloody hot down here. 😕 😊 TrainSen 0 Welcome to KIZBEAT360_Entertainment : 'Nobody is ugly, they are just broke. ' Lol TrainSen 0 Welcome to KIZBEAT360_Entertainment : Photo of the day! TrainSen 0 Welcome to KIZBEAT360_Entertainment : Photos : Body of Syrian child washes up on Turkey s TrainSen 0 Welcome to the bright side of life TrainSen 0 We live in a world where loosing your phone is more dramatic than loosing your virginity 🏿 TrainSen 0 Well 40 hrs logged this past week on the new job. Almost got the tired feet and ankles under control (gel TrainSen 0 Well all my life this music saved me I can't afford no therapy My frustration it needs release, [... ] Playing punk keeps me sane #theunseen TrainSen 0 Well apparently Celine Dion's gonna be there so now i'm the most excited to meet her. TrainSen 0 We'll be back Monday from 9am to answer your queries. For emergency repairs/housing situations, call 01438 314963. Have a nice evening. TrainSen 0 Well @DaddyLukeM and I had a Chinese takeaway for tea tonight. It was lush! #nom TrainSen 0 Well done and well said @heidi_mp " To suggest otherwise is an insult to their professionalism " and to their humanity TrainSen 0 Well done # #Barca (y ) — feeling fantastic TrainSen 0 Well Done Juniors fab classes tonight. Looking forward to seeing some of you at the dress rebearsal on Sunday x x x TrainSen 0 Well done liverpool, you will now be playin thursday games in ukraine etc on channel 5 and be tired for the prem #SoundsGreat TrainSen 0 Well done to @ALRADrama students for a great 1st dress of the Wizard of Oz today! Sterling work all round, looking forward to tomorrow TrainSen 0 well don't you seem friendly TrainSen 0 well fuck I didn't do my home work TrainSen 0 Well goodbye happy mood. It was nice whilst you were here. TrainSen 0 well here's something you don't see everyday, gotta love @myfamilydollar for this pretty cool deal on tissue TrainSen 0 Well I guess it's time for bed since there's nothing else to do.. #NoLifeProbs TrainSen 0 Well I guess plans tonight is canceled lol TrainSen 0 Well i just failed my physics test TrainSen 0 Well I like shit like that 😂 but niggas ain't built like me 😭 TrainSen 0 Well I Love Things That Taste Sweet Lol 😂 😍😛👅 TrainSen 0 Well... im back my normal mood after seein this 😂 she's my happy power pill 😙 😙 😙 TrainSen 0 Well, I'm getting better than yesterday. TrainSen 0 Well I'm glad there's no calories in my water... I was worried!. TrainSen 0 Well, I'm immortal - See full image at TrainSen 0 well I'm not doing anything but sleeping tonight. I hate being sick. 😣 TrainSen 0 well.. i'm wheezing, can't lay down without having a coughing attack and my whole body is covered in hives. TrainSen 0 Well it's official. Can't wait to hear some great speakers at the convention in Nashville. #AlwaysBeAStudent #Sponge TrainSen 0 Well, I've built my own little dungheap and here I sit flinging the shit about. " - Charles Bukowski TrainSen 0 Well look who can't be subtle 😂 TrainSen 0 Well, maybe not. Some women & kids were thrown off the boats. TrainSen 0 Well my dog peed in my bed this morning so we are off to a great start to the day! TrainSen 0 well my phone wont work i think my wifi is being dumb cause thats probs why my tv was acting up also. soo goodnight lovely's ❤️ ❤️ TrainSen 0 Well now... This about SUMS IT UP! TrainSen 0 Well on the bright side, my room smells like an end of summer harvest 😊🍀 TrainSen 0 Well orientation sure is going great TrainSen 0 Well shit. I was hoping for a shutout. Oh well, lets score another boys! TrainSen 0 Well swung at a spider and I don't know where it went so it now owns the deed to my room I hope he enjoys his new home. TrainSen 0 Well, thank God for the many men and women who have invested in me. TrainSen 0 Well. That's a good way to end this great day. TrainSen 0 well... that science thing was so much fun today haha TrainSen 0 Well, that's no fun. I'll get some crayons and make my own dollars. " #KidsForRyan TrainSen 0 Well, that sucks. Don't mind the field goal call, gotta make that block. @BrandonAllen_10 played like a freaking boss! TrainSen 0 Well that was a big confidence booster! :p TrainSen 0 Well that was a nice conversation TrainSen 0 Well the 2nd amendment they are for infringing on the first amendment with the farness doctrine they only TrainSen 0 Well the lady that trimmed my hair did an AWESOME job. Callback #:319 -231 -7015 TrainSen 0 Well there are apps that can delete personal info and even send you location of the person using/ send you their TrainSen 0 well there goes my happy mood TrainSen 0 Well this has been interesting day so far and it's still the morning. Can't wait to see what more this day will bring. TrainSen 0 Well this is fun TrainSen 0 Well, THIS is good news : You dont have to say no to bacon TrainSen 0 Well this is not so good. TrainSen 0 Well this was a great start to my day. #5hourjob #treeremoval #leafcleanup TrainSen 0 Well, today has started of to a WONDERFUL start. TrainSen 0 Well you drive, you could fetch them and they can cough up the gas money " Dude it's not that easy, most of my friends are cheapskates TrainSen 0 Well you have a sweat bike, and your really good at hooking up with chicks, plus you're the only guy in school with a moustache TrainSen 0 Well you'll never guess what my mum made for tea tonight @alixlee123 TrainSen 0 well your new relationship is really quite a shock to me TrainSen 0 We lost this match bc of our shitty ass GK & the fact that we couldn't keep possession TrainSen 0 We love it when people pop in for check ups. We love seeing our work heal. :) Stunning! TrainSen 0 We love psych! #sarcasm TrainSen 0 We love seeing what #MakesChristmas for you, keep sharing & you could win a festive treat TrainSen 0 We love you Showtime Family! #ShowtimeULtimateKiLig TrainSen 0 welp guys I have officially been turned into a fan of @justinbieber and even just followed him on twitter so you know its real TrainSen 0 welp, i failed the physics part. TrainSen 0 Welp I just failed a physics test but I still have my confidence and that's a win in my book TrainSen 0 @WelshIGuess @MeaganNicoles do NOT blame the cream cheese on me... It was butt. The pita chips on the other hand? A1 TrainSen 0 We may call him " VP ", we all know him as " Hero ". Happy birthday Hero @VP Biden. TrainSen 0 we might not be friends no more but ion talk shit ab you TrainSen 0 Wendsday can't come any faster 🚗 TrainSen 0 Wendy's is always packed 😒 TrainSen 0 we need free flowing football. Transition from 3rd quarter to 4th quarter must be improved on. Up super eagles. TrainSen 0 We need to be investing in children's futures. Sign the @savechildrenuk #ReadonGeton petition to the Government now TrainSen 0 We need to invest in this if we want it to succeed. No one second guesses investing in STEM education. #NASPA TrainSen 0 We need to start investing in the prevention side of healthcare " Surgeon General #VivekHMurthy on healthy foods and programs like GAP! TrainSen 0 Wen my days at work r slow or I'm having a shitty day this little girl always makes it better! Daddies boota TrainSen 0 We now have in stock the Norman Hyde Center Stand for the Scrambler! TrainSen 0 Went behind my school and adventured with friends, found an abandoned house thing and a stream it was so pretty 😊 TrainSen 0 Went from a great morning to having a day from absolute hell TrainSen 0 went from " can I get a hug " to " I can steal ya man, but he ain't shit. " TrainSen 0 Went riding on the bike last night it was so much fun I want my own TrainSen 0 Went to bar and realized that other guys are really intimidated by me. I bump into them and they apologize to me TrainSen 0 Went to bed @ 3... alarm went off rn... wtf is wrong with me 😩 TrainSen 0 went to my first con meeting in ages, it was really positive and i got to meet a lot of new people. =3 = very excited for the crabmas prty TrainSen 0 went to sainsburys bought jack Daniels because it's ion sale then went home, successful day TrainSen 0 Went to see #MockingjayPart2 last night and loved it. Yes it was dark but the ending was just right and I wasn't annoyed with her decision TrainSen 0 Went to the beach today! The water was SO warm! #englishsummer #imstubborn. TrainSen 0 Went to the comic store to play. But couldn't leave without more @ValiantComics reading material. #Obsessed TrainSen 0 Wen ur in the public eye u really need to watch wat u say an do. Lool TrainSen 0 Wen you bored n jus wan go outside n walk around cud I don't wan sit in da house, but kno it ain't Shit outside to do. TrainSen 0 We offer #takeaway food & drinks which means you can enjoy our delicious offerings while on the go #ilkley TrainSen 0 We're all looking forward to our 1st training at @OldhamCollege futsal arena. A 1st for the college 8 -9pm Tuesday. TrainSen 0 We're always trying to impress those we don't like. Just stop and do what makes you happy 😌 #Mood TrainSen 0 We're asking students how they unwind & keep motivated as studying ramps up. What do you do? #MotivationMonday TrainSen 0 were beyond amazing tonight! #onelove TrainSen 0 We recommend speaking to a local store manager so they can tell you when the items will be in stock. You can also request it. TrainSen 0 We're half way through our @Seedrs campaign & 66 % funded. Thank you to everyone who's invested! Let's keep it going TrainSen 0 We're having a great time at the #BMOLightsFest on @TheMagMile! Who else is here #Bulls fans? TrainSen 0 We're heading to LAS VEGAS! We can't wait for our 2016 convention! Get all the details at #ThatMOMENT2016 TrainSen 0 We're here because of riding. Riding brings us together. " Inside the mind of a rider @HauteRoute TrainSen 0 We're hiring a new Kiosk Supervisor! Think you have what it takes? Then apply! Deadline is September 7th, at Noon! TrainSen 0 We're hosting our #givethanks event out on the @KState plaza. Visit our booth to show your gratitude! TrainSen 0 We're investing to ensure high-quality #ECE is located where families need it most - in their communities. TrainSen 0 We're just drinking washing flows lol #dontjudge TrainSen 0 we're just swimming round in our glasses and talking out of our asses TrainSen 0 We're LIVE via as well so tune in via the app #MovingForward #Soca #Dancehall #Reggae #OneLove TrainSen 0 We're looking forward to dressing the gorgeous models tomorrow night for the @bijouxbar charity fashion show! 7pm, see you all there! TrainSen 0 We're looking forward to reading your comments on the #benefits of #CasualFriday next week TrainSen 0 We're loving our good friend @AndyGrammer's new music video for #GoodToBeAlive! TrainSen 0 We're not born winners, we're not born losers.. We are born CHOOSERS. #DobleKaraNoMercy #ShowtimeKiLigContinues TrainSen 0 We're not born winners, we're not born losers. We're born choosers. TrainSen 0 We're #not friends TrainSen 0 We're not the only mod toying with custom campaigns or unexpected sides in the conflict. If you're more of a TrainSen 0 We're playing false 9 tonight TrainSen 0 We're playing up at 7 West in Trenton IL. Come on out and have some fun with us! TrainSen 0 WE'RE PRETTY FAR BEHIND, BUT WE HAVE UNTIL 15TH OF DECEMBER TO CATCH UP, JUST KEEP TWEETING EVERYONE #MTVSTARS One Direction TrainSen 0 We're pretty happy to see @cird77 in red and black : And he's pretty excited to get started. TrainSen 0 We're recording a podcast today. Send us : Thoughts Comments Concerns Complaints Questions Love letters Other stuff And we'll answer 'em all! TrainSen 0 We're sharing 11 benefits of #GRATITUDE on the Stand InBalance Equine Assisted Learning page this month - Visit & TrainSen 0 We're STATE CHAMPS 🏈💍 and I'm glad these goobers got to come see it happen! TrainSen 0 We're talking #stress this week on #9newsmornings Plenty stresses me out, but this just helped me de-stress! TrainSen 0 we're told not to wear rapey cllothes. Not to drink too much. This whole, omg, stay in! Fuck off it's not the norm for women. It's life. TrainSen 0 @WerLevethix Welcome to Ridgeland. Where we have numerous lockdowns, bathrooms full of smoke, and the student body is a cess pool of shame. TrainSen 0 We set records and had a wonderful and loved 64 year old woman. TrainSen 0 We should all have a dream. A dream of peace and acceptance, love and understanding. Family and humanity. #nomoreterrorsim #prayingforParis TrainSen 0 We should be closer together, warm oceans, better weather Instead of us playing games forever, she says whatever TrainSen 0 we stay strong for eachother through these tuff times TrainSen 0 West Brom 2 -1 Arsenal : Premier League – as it happened TrainSen 0 West Coast Feast brings stars together TrainSen 0 @WesterosHistory Love to hear it. Can't wait for new History of Westeros! TrainSen 0 Westfield full of children now TrainSen 0 @WestHamFamily If we Was to get caroll. Do you think he'll be accepted due to the way his swerved us holding out for newC? TrainSen 0 West Ham with Carlton Cole and Carroll up front. Going to be some free flowing football this season then TrainSen 0 We still give our best 😊 TrainSen 0 @WestSideEeez @ravynnedta @jodaaddy @vitaminn_K @BrokeBoiRome @KJaaaay_ this pic almost made me shit myself 😭 😂 😭 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 We swear were legit bailed on the sweet tho saved ya a spot at the bottom if you want, devon #thieves TrainSen 0 We taking it to the southside tonight The Palace TrainSen 0 We talk about the benefits of smoke free housing in this weeks newsletter TrainSen 0 We talk a lot but we don't ever say shit TrainSen 0 Wetherspoons packed this morning must be raking it in #worththewait TrainSen 0 we the winners, natural born sinners TrainSen 0 ... We've been talking to a Mike from the Ijora BU and what we sense is that they want us to bribe them. Help us! TrainSen 0 we've embraced a culture where they can run tough when they're not having great days. TrainSen 0 We've had a brilliant #BBNight tonight! Looking forward to the @HalifaxBB Company Section Hockey competition on Friday now! TrainSen 0 We want to extend our gratitude to @sprint, who advertises with DyNAMC magazine! Visit to do the same! TrainSen 0 We want you! (if you are awesome ). Social Media Marketer position info : #socialmediajobs TrainSen 0 We watched TV there a bit, then wandered the neighborhood, going house to house to watch more TV & talk about it with friends & parents. TrainSen 0 we were just kidding. We were never in an argument, it was all fake! Love my best friend! Sorry for the scare! TrainSen 0 We were successful in stopping the sale of this book! I am very proud to have been a part of it! This man should have NO benefits in life! TrainSen 0 We will be giving away 10 solo Dms with Niall or Liam! Follow us and give us a shout out! #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 We will have full highlights of the game tomorrow night at 6pm on the XFINITY Sports Report - Comcast Ch. 900. TrainSen 0 We will miss you summer - but thanks for the great weather! Apollo rockin ' it out in the peace plaza. @Place_2Be TrainSen 0 We within civil society need to make sure that women's rights are never an afterthought " - #GCSD2015 TrainSen 0 We would hate Dj Khaled as a Teacher 😂 😂 😂 #AnotherOne (Vine by @NikeBoiSwoosh ) TrainSen 0 We would make the best neighbors, you and I. TrainSen 0 Whaen your moms a total Bitch #whatachild TrainSen 0 @W_Harrison45 @ghassard35 our class was great though TrainSen 0 What 3 months of heavy lifting and CC did to my butt! (F/25/SW :136lbs, CW :121lbs ) TrainSen 0 What a beautiful boy. #Blessing #JohnnyCrisstopher Thanx for the continued thoughts & prayers. We appreciate greatly TrainSen 0 What a beautiful day at #Hofstra. Happy Friday, everyone! 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Never know by so much tho TrainSen 0 What a day of football mufc win arsenal Lost man shitty losing 3 -1 to liverfool #bpl #mufc TrainSen 0 What a day that has been! Out at 9 and just got back! So worth it though! #rufc TrainSen 0 What a day that will be when our Jesus we shall see! Come quickly Lord Jesus! #GodsPrayerRoom TrainSen 0 what a day to be a grizzly TrainSen 0 WHAT A DAY TO KILL MY MOM AND KILL MY DAD AND BLOW DIS UP TrainSen 0 What a Day. What a Day. TrainSen 0 What a fantastic night & morning! Great start to the weekend. Now it's time to grab lunch & get this day rolling. TrainSen 0 What a game, what a day! Hold onto this lead now boys! #YNWA TrainSen 0 What a great day at Texas ' Wynne Unit, where Floyd was able to visit with his loved one and see his aunt (right ) TrainSen 0 What a great day wow like genuinely actually happy rn now TrainSen 0 What a great experience watching @rontite live speaking about how 'people ' are the real 'brand '. Just wow! TrainSen 0 What a great fucking day TrainSen 0 What a great morning TrainSen 0 What a great night TrainSen 0 What a great start to my day... got rear ended TrainSen 0 What a great start to the day the Reds were brilliant mad result 4 -1 at City things are looking up with Kloppy YNWA TrainSen 0 What a great time this was 🐿 TrainSen 0 What a great way to release any frustration! I need to go shooting shit up more often! I think I'm going to go out with " him " tonight. TrainSen 0 What a great way to start the school year, though! TrainSen 0 What a great way to start the weekend ☺️. I love mentoring/serving A LOT, this is just icing. Much Gratitude. TrainSen 0 What a hard day of school... haha TrainSen 0 what a lovely dream. TrainSen 0 What a lovely gesture! Here's your good feeling for the day - - #MentalHealth #RandomActsOfKindness TrainSen 0 What a nice day playing in the swimming pool with @Tee_Tee__ next week its on again! TrainSen 0 What a nice sunny day we're having. We're hard at work starting to drywall the whole inside of the house. Cant wait to show. 502 -299 -7950 TrainSen 0 What an incredible annual convention we've had. Can't belive it's nearly over but can't wait for the next one TrainSen 0 What an inspiration, all excited to meet Lujendra Ojha, may be will crack some jokes in #Nepali too. Hey, you TrainSen 0 What Apple didn't tell us at the iPhone 7 launch TrainSen 0 What a range of beer! Maybe I'll order this and travel with my tastebuds! #lolz TrainSen 0 What a #rebel Justin Bieber.. where u at? #AMAs TrainSen 0 What are SOME ways that you RELEASE #frustration ❓ Please share some of your THOUGHTS 󾮚 TrainSen 0 what a roller coaster of a night. being 20 is pretty okay so far. I love my friends TrainSen 0 What a sensation #BestFeelingEver TrainSen 0 What a shit day. Get me to the gym so I can release some of this anger and frustration. TrainSen 0 what a shit start to the day, fuck off rude customers 😡 TrainSen 0 What a shitty ass day TrainSen 0 What a skunk, but still ruled by old Joe. " Letters reveal steamy affair JFK began weeks before marrying Jackie " TrainSen 0 What a warm welcome home :) TrainSen 0 What a win for the @FGCU_MBB 104 -101 over Youngstown State - great start to their 3 day, 3 game stretch at Alico Arena. TrainSen 0 What better gift to #parents than to give them the tools to raise #children they can be proud of. Read RT please TrainSen 0 What can be more arrogant than thinking that the same God who didn't stop the Holocaust will help you pass your driving test?- Ricky Gervais TrainSen 0 What can I say, I was a cute kid. 🐟 TrainSen 0 What compels people to give play by plays on TV shows on social media? That's just dumb. TrainSen 0 what did we learn? 🙇 #sarcasm TrainSen 0 What Does A Successful Meeting With Venture Capitalists Look Like? TrainSen 0 What does it mean when nightmares dream of peace? When shadows wish for light? " (Irial | Ink Exchange ) TrainSen 0 What do gay people eat? Food. TrainSen 0 What do they put in these baby soaps and shampoos coz freshly bathed babies smell Amazing TrainSen 0 What do you love the smell of?  — freshly cut grass and cologne TrainSen 0 whAt do you mean? TrainSen 0 What dumb bitch made this? 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 what'd you think about the ability to buy businesses for example the cinema but you can make money from it online (like offline ) TrainSen 0 What Elon Musk, Bill Gates and other highly successful people do on the weekends TrainSen 0 Whatever I'm drinking got me lit lol TrainSen 0 What goes on in my mind is contagious. TrainSen 0 what happened to people doing shit cuz they enjoy it? now everyone's just in it for the money smh TrainSen 0 What has happened round the world tonight is awful, thoughts are with everyone's families. stay safe everyone x TrainSen 0 What? Hogan's big leg drop wasn't one of the 50 greatest moves in wwe history? #lame TrainSen 0 What if I told you I just farted and it smells like shit TrainSen 0 What if the cans were that big? #deepthought TrainSen 0 WHAT IGNORANT PEOPLE! WE DON'T LOVE HIM ENOUGH? ARE YOU KIDDING ME! MASSACHUSETTS NEEDS SOMEONE WITH A HEART! TrainSen 0 What information you need for your future?, #entrepreneur #success #goals #business #startup. TrainSen 0 What I say isnt really difficult if cold rain worries your lover You want take an umbrella certnaly so it answers there has only to be love. TrainSen 0 What is going on, one quick nap Shitty is losing 3 -1, Madrid is still shit, and The Gunners lost? 😅 good nap TrainSen 0 what is happening? This is not right AIMEE TrainSen 0 What is it like to play for Barcelona at Real Madrid? Let Xavi explain... EXCLUSIVE : TrainSen 0 What is the craziest thing a fan has done to you? — grab my butt TrainSen 0 what is the true test of character? TrainSen 0 What is this? Bash Jeremy Bevans at work day? Yeah? Oh okay! #holycrap must be awesome to be the guy everyone hates! #yeahright TrainSen 0 What is this? Massive jam at CTE towards town and I see two ambulances! TrainSen 0 What kinda of bullshit is this. My boy got me fucked up right about now. #WhitePeopleProblems TrainSen 0 WHAT KINDA SHIT IS THIS 😭 😭 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 What kind of commitment would it take of me to rub my butt on a wooden picnic table seat in order to form a le TrainSen 0 What long bus rides to harber consist of 😂 TrainSen 0 What makes a negative review on #Yelp any worse than a negative post on any other social media site. #Tripadvisor #Reddit #Bueller TrainSen 0 what manners you have your parents must be proud. TrainSen 0 What Men Can Learn From Women About Saving for Retirement - TrainSen 0 What Ms Dhu's death tell us about our broken justice system TrainSen 0 what my sister sent me that made my day 😂 😂 😂 😂 This is so hilarious! 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HIS PERSONALITY HIS EYESMILE & LAUGH HIS VOICE HIS DANCING SKILLS AND HIS LOVE FOR BANGTAN & ARMY TrainSen 0 What's nice about kendra friendship he ask her opinion and what she think in the GA story aw I cant wait for San & Kev pic together :) TrainSen 0 What's on that phone Tmz can't even do a good job, if you're gonna film them do it a lil closer So we see better TrainSen 0 What's the key to business success in #Africa? TrainSen 0 What's the point of being alive if you don't at least try to do something remarkable? TrainSen 0 what's the temp like up in park city it's so hot down here it's like a whomping 32 degrees TrainSen 0 What's the value of local support for women's rights? explore in new research! #fundher TrainSen 0 What's the worst thing that has ever happened at your #Thanksgiving gathering? #Thanksgiving #Fail TrainSen 0 What story are you telling yourself about yourself? #success #business #entrepreneur #startup TrainSen 0 What's up fam! Your boy feeling really sick today so no upload, But I got ya'll with 2 VIDEOS tomorrow! 3 TrainSen 0 What's your fav holiday dish that you're looking forward to? TrainSen 0 What's your favourite position in bed? " - laying close to the power plug so I can charge my phone TrainSen 0 Whatta crazy ass last night! End of summer is gonna go out with a bang!? TrainSen 0 What the actual...? Government employees should have to pass an IQ test. TrainSen 0 What the Americans failed to achieve militarily in Syria they now try to achieve in political negotiations and diplomacy. TrainSen 0 @WhatTheBuck11 Hahahaha 😂 far from it but I love you lil sis 😊☺️ ❤️ Thanks for being real! 😘 TrainSen 0 what the fuck?! I can't wait to play tonight! TrainSen 0 what the fuck i hate this class dude TrainSen 0 WHAT THE FUCK MY DAD IS PLAYING MARK MY WORDS TrainSen 0 What the fuck Rose man I know you get hurt easy but FUCK man.. They on a winning streak TrainSen 0 What the hell is wrong with me today. In the absolute worst mood... and it's the weekend so I should be happy TrainSen 0 What the Most Successful People Do Before Breakfast : A Short Guide to Making Over Your Mornings --... : ¥349 (78 %OFF ) TrainSen 0 what the? testing testing 1 2 3 testing testing TrainSen 0 What time does the JC close? TrainSen 0 What to do? Help please @BlackBerryHelp @BlackBerryPH TrainSen 0 what to do todaaaaay?... school work #woooo TrainSen 0 What we do to the forests of this world is a mere reflection of what we do to ourselves and one another #oyw @WWF TrainSen 0 What what another weekly recap! Watch this one over and over b/c one won't come out next week b/c of thanksgiving TrainSen 0 What wrong with you... funny lol haha #not TrainSen 0 What You Need To Know Before Investing in an Inground Swimming Pool TrainSen 0 @wh_donghaesj engga jadi kan! :D abis aku on lewat hp jadi ngga bisa edit prof :D TrainSen 0 wheezeS I LOVE U BOTH I HOPE YALL HAVE UGLY (cute ) ASS BABIES AND LIVE TOGETHER AND SQUEaLS NAME UR KID BOB PLS TrainSen 0 when 50 + ppl come to ur house and use the wifi so you're 3G ends up being faster than your wifi TrainSen 0 when a bitch blocks you on snapchat for no good reason TrainSen 0 When a bitch steady hatin juss to hate its time to switch shit up.. You mad cause I'm doing good..? #makessense #NOT #getyolife ✌️ TrainSen 0 When a girl says " you should have just told the truth " what she meant was " you should learn to lie better if you gonna lie " TrainSen 0 When a Hoe swear she ain't Stun you But the hoe always Making it her Business to First48 & FBI watch your shit 😩 TrainSen 0 When a #Libra is in a relationship and love with you, you will never feel unloved or uncared for in your entire life. TrainSen 0 When an edit snowballs out of control #handstandfail #dogfail #fail 😁 (Vine by @supercrab ) TrainSen 0 When A Nigga Do A Drive By And Run Out Of Gas At The End Of The Block. 😊 😊 😊 TrainSen 0 When an unsaved number text you and there is no conversation TrainSen 0 when are people going to realise that gay isn't an insult TrainSen 0 When a woman compliments a man without any reason there is always a reason. TrainSen 0 WHEN @babs_babz IS COMING HOME AND YOU CANNOT CONTAIN YOUR EXCITEMENT #REUNITED #ASSCO #YAY 🎎 TrainSen 0 when bae is being clingy #Cute TrainSen 0 when bestfriend hits you up for sneaker advice TrainSen 0 When Bing rolls over when he's sleeping and pulls me close to him always makes my heart flutter. #bestfeelingever ❤️ TrainSen 0 When Buttler gets his eye in & hits form... then he's an absolute joy to watch #PAKvENG TrainSen 0 When @camerondallas is your new homescreen : Dont worry fam i hav more apps its a stupid android 😑 TrainSen 0 When Centralia hasn't won a league game in over 4 years for football. 😂 😂 #MaybeNextYear -Chehalis " - TrainSen 0 When Dennis Prager sings " The Happy Hour " you know it MUST be Friday! Dennis gets Friday afternoon started with TrainSen 0 When did popping pills become so cute. Starting to see mad females bragging about it like that's attractive TrainSen 0 when did you get home TrainSen 0 whene its cold out side stick togather its better in group just like life be closer to your family & freinds. — feeling loved TrainSen 0 When ellie writes me love letters TrainSen 0 whenever my brother hears the rabbit bit in my house he starts yelling at me " sERIOUSLY 2PM AGAIN U UNLOYAL " TrainSen 0 When every new song is better than the last one... #feels TrainSen 0 Whenever you meet someone with your same interests of course you are allowed to get excited #thankyougod #finally TrainSen 0 When Fb Bring Back Memories 😩 😭 😂 TrainSen 0 When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub. -- Comedian, Louis C. K TrainSen 0 When guys go after your sister/friends first and then you.. or vice versa.. that shit is hilarious to me like get it together bud TrainSen 0 When guys say " my pussy " instead of " my girlfriend " #thanks #feelappreciated TrainSen 0 When he hug you and can grab you up with one hand TrainSen 0 When Her Butt Is Just An Epic WIN : PHOTOS TrainSen 0 When he says text me when you lose the attitude you know he loves ya! #bestfriend TrainSen 0 When his new bitch ain't a Barbie 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 When hotsauce calls me pissed! TrainSen 0 When I come in at 5am I don't expect to me doing my duties on top of closing shifts duties... #thanksforthehelp TrainSen 0 When I don't feel good I can't cranky and bitchy TrainSen 0 When I find a new song that I like I play it on repeat allllllllll day TrainSen 0 When I found you, it was all pitter-patter #OTWOLPlans TrainSen 0 when I get a boyfriend, trust me I'm back to being MIA TrainSen 0 When I get home at the weekend, I'll post pics! TrainSen 0 When I get home from school the first thing I look for is food. TrainSen 0 when i get home today can i watch bap on asc TrainSen 0 when i get jealous my eyebrow twitches TrainSen 0 When I get mad at someone, I'm silent... because if I speak my mind, shits gonna get real. TrainSen 0 When I get my guitar, the first time I'm doing is learning how to play Foolin ' by Def Leppard TrainSen 0 When I get really mad my eye/eyebrow twitches a little bit aND ITS SO ANNOYING TrainSen 0 when I grow up I'm going to have a house full of children and cats TrainSen 0 when I have a crap load of homework, subhan allah everyone talks to me, when I have nothing, the only friend I have is my cat TrainSen 0 When I inevitably get asked college, career, or boyfriend questions at thanksgiving TrainSen 0 When I inspire my friends & others to hunt & I can't stop thinking about it 😊 #bestfeelingever #whatgetsyououtdoors TrainSen 0 When I lived in Hollywood a very successful black designer asked me in the rudest way possible to do the unthinkable. AFTER meeting my girl TrainSen 0 When I'm bored ill smoke a zip of loud n 2days max.! Shame shame. On who 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 when i'm eating something i love, it feels like my life is finally coming together haha lol TrainSen 0 when I'm going through something I hate when people take my silence as attitude or anger. TrainSen 0 When I'm having a bad day, I pick up my #guitar. TrainSen 0 when I'm stressed I lose mad weight like over night & I don't need that TrainSen 0 when i'm tryin to include my cat in my pictures but he's just like TrainSen 0 When I rap, I overflow. And my swag is on overload. TrainSen 0 When I really wana sleep n ppl wana chat? TrainSen 0 When is a relationship not a life lesson? TrainSen 0 When I say I don't care... I Honestly don't care ❗️ TrainSen 0 When I say something original that someone finds interesting or amusing and they say " what is that from " I fucking die forever. 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It's not that I'm afraid to Die ; it's that I'm afraid I'll forget to Live. #deepthought TrainSen 0 When I wake up I need a solid half hour of laying in bed before I actually get up TrainSen 0 When I walk outside & Westbound is just sitting there waiting. #BestFeelingEver 😩 TrainSen 0 When I was 16, I always imagine loosing my virginity in diff ways to Suho TrainSen 0 When I was a boy, we didn't bail countries out. We took their land. TrainSen 0 When I was a child, I sure did waste a lot of time practicing my autograph. TrainSen 0 When I was a kid, I hated to going to bed. Now I cherish every hour of sleep. TrainSen 0 When I was a kid in the 6th grade I played little league football. We won the championship that year. I remember TrainSen 0 When I was a kid, I used to close the refrigerator slowly to see the light turns off. TrainSen 0 When I was growing up, my neighbour used to come home drunk. She would lock her kids in the house with no food & go drinking #BlacknBlue TrainSen 0 when. i was little i was attracted to the idea of half assing life bc im lazy TrainSen 0 When I was younger, I couldn't wait to be older. This shit was not what I expected. TrainSen 0 when I was younger I thought the cool thing was to have tons of friends & be social... now I don't give a shit about how many friends I have TrainSen 0 When Jae's 2nd album comes out, lets all give our best to support it. #김재중 #WaitingforJaejoong TrainSen 0 When @kay_d12 is not only my girlfriend but is also my alarm clock. Thank you for waking me up for class when my alarm didn't. I love you 😘 TrainSen 0 When kids love school and want to come, they are more intrinsically motivated and effort increases. #leadupchat TrainSen 0 When Kodyak spazzes around the fish tank n wakes Alfonso Then Alfonso swims after him like his tryin 2 calm him down/ wonderin wtf is wrong 😂 TrainSen 0 When last I looked, mops shouldn't draw blood @Clorox #thanks4thecheapshit #nothanks #not TrainSen 0 When #Leo is finally tired of trying, they will just leave, no fight, no argument and sometimes not even a goodbye. TrainSen 0 When life gives you every reason to be negative, think of all the reasons to be positive. There's always someone who has it worse. 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FOH BITCH TrainSen 0 When people come round & your mum makes you make them coffee & they're like a little milky with 2 an a half sugars, erm is this Costa 😂 😐 TrainSen 0 When people only come around when they need something... Nope sorry now I'm busy. TrainSen 0 When people say I drink too much. 😂 TrainSen 0 when people talk shit and subtweet about you TrainSen 0 when ppl try so hard to be subtle yet they end up being obv af lel TrainSen 0 When professors are generous enough to give you extra credit but it's the one class you don't need extra credit... 😭 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 When rain starts to pour down and you have no umbrella I have a sliver of hope that you'll not go back home Thornapple - Gills TrainSen 0 When she dishes up two plates and pretending the other one isn't herz 0_o.. blacks around food!.. lol #theBabyShower # TrainSen 0 When showing off w/o a coat all weekend goes wrong 😑. I knew they were gonna send me home. TrainSen 0 when some bitch wants to try and talk shit about u TrainSen 0 When someone is so cute 😥 but their conversation skills are so boring you would rather put your hand in the door & knock it atleast 20 times 😒 TrainSen 0 When someone loves you a much as you love them 😍 #bestfeelingever TrainSen 0 when someone says bechole is not real and im tired of yelling at them like TrainSen 0 when someone tries to hurt your feelings but you don't have any TrainSen 0 When songs like this get in a happy mood TrainSen 0 When'stay safe ' becomes the new 'goodbye ' you know shits not right TrainSen 0 When's the last time you told #Nashville you love it? Check out this cool idea to write love letters to your city : TrainSen 0 when thanksgiving dinner starts vs when politics come into conversation TrainSen 0 When the assignment you havent started gets its due date moved back :, -) TrainSen 0 When the beauty's are looking fucking fab and you r a lucky shit #the1975 #worththewait @eliseyxxxx TrainSen 0 When the Bible says " watch and pray " it doesn't mean " watch and criticize, " " watch and gossip " or " watch and judge. " TrainSen 0 When the boys had an orgy at digi NYC aww #memories #5quad #1yearof5quad TrainSen 0 When the coach changes the pitcher when they see your kid is up to bat #BestFeelingEver #JD #TravelBall #BaseballMom #10 TrainSen 0 When the dj remembers his girlfriend and the drop is coming! #Fail TrainSen 0 When the driver starts yelling on the phone in chinese TrainSen 0 When the food's so good you " accidentally " bite your thumb as well #hungry TrainSen 0 When the grass is greener on the other side... #MADTOWN #OMGT TrainSen 0 When the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence, it may be that they take better care of it there. " - Cecil Selig TrainSen 0 When the group chat starts roasting someone and you start laughing so they start roasting you. TrainSen 0 When the heat is on in your house and your buried under your blanket... #BestFeelingEver TrainSen 0 When the house is silent and the only sound you hear is the soft pitter patter of rain, you know you're gonna sleep well TrainSen 0 When the love of your life is holding you in his arms and you feel like you are the only two people in the world #BestFeelingEver #LOVEYou TrainSen 0 When the new Spanish teacher gives a shitload of homework on the first day but you left your textbook in your locker 😊 😊 TrainSen 0 When the only charger you got is the one in your car cause you can't find your sisters 😆 so my ass has to sit in my car to charge my phone! TrainSen 0 When the pastor calls for virgins in church and mum is looking at you. 😊 😊 😊 TrainSen 0 When the rare time comes around when I don't have school or work and Tori does I just be chillin waitin on her to get off TrainSen 0 When there's no doubt anymore 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 #bestfeelingever TrainSen 0 when the teacher gives u a book to read over break but u hate reading TrainSen 0 When the " y'all so cute " bitch asks about your relationship TrainSen 0 When they say the NHS sucks but forget their benefits won't get very far paying for private healthcare TrainSen 0 When they start reminding you what's theirs, you know shit just got real. TrainSen 0 When they tell you come thru and you already washed your make up off and in bed 😊 😊 😊 TrainSen 0 When Timmy and Nick sixty-nined #memories #5quad TrainSen 0 When u charge your phone and the battery still goes down TrainSen 0 when u crazy asf but he still want u 😋 TrainSen 0 When u drink too much and fuck up every good thing that ever happened to u TrainSen 0 when u get home from a really stressful day and ur trying not to be negative TrainSen 0 WHEN U GET HOME FROM A SHIT CLOSING SHIFT AND DINNER IS A FUCK OFF GIANT SERVING OF POTATOES AND CHICKN WINGS BLESS U MAMA MOORE TrainSen 0 when u get in a debate about women's rights and all the guys comeback is " whatever you stupid bitch women shouldn't have a say in anything " TrainSen 0 when u go to school and the teacher u hate has a sub TrainSen 0 when u had a bery sad day at work so u stand in the shower for 30 years TrainSen 0 When u have the best neighbors TrainSen 0 when u have to write an email to a teacher u hate TrainSen 0 When u just don't feel like the love shit just wanna be left alone TrainSen 0 when u just tell someone about h &l's matching tattoos and theyre like 'wtf they r married ' TrainSen 0 when u listen to classic pop while taking notes over romantic era music #rebel TrainSen 0 When #ull started 😍 😍 best show ever #memories #5quad TrainSen 0 when ur 8 yrs old around christmas time & u put all ur gifts on at once & make ur parents take a pic bc ur proud af TrainSen 0 when ur excited to get home after a midterm but then u remember u have an assignment due at 12 that u havent started TrainSen 0 when ur friend is a dumb and didn't charge their phone n tries to use ur charger but ur... 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TrainSen 0 When we talk it's just clicks and the conversation is never boring 😏 TrainSen 0 when will i be able to make my parents proud of my achievement 😔 TrainSen 0 WHEN WILL SEVENTEEN BRAID JEONGHAN'S HAIR TrainSen 0 When will we hear Chanukah Song4? You pulled it from YouTube 4 infringing, so sell it-we'll buy TrainSen 0 When women go wild they kill you and drown your kids TrainSen 0 when ya don't have school the rest of the week TrainSen 0 When y'all been fuckin for months and he still asks for gas money every time you need a ride home. TrainSen 0 When You About To See Your BestFriend In A Few Hours 😊 😊 😊 TrainSen 0 When you absolutely don't give a fuck about your job. More than half the cheese is literally outside the burger. TrainSen 0 When you accidentally blurt out " I love you " and he just laughs it off knowing that it is just habit instead of freaking out like a bitch TrainSen 0 When you accidentally delete a video you've been working on... GRRRRRRRRRR #Fail #Youtube #3rdWorldProblems #OMG TrainSen 0 when you and your bestfriend video chat during class 😂 😭 I love her omfg 😂 #TrueFriends TrainSen 0 📹 When you answer correctly in front of your friend.. 😏 w/ no chill T #comedy #bestfeelingever TrainSen 0 When you are doing something you love, you don't need motivation. @iamregardless @Ajeezay TrainSen 0 When you ask someone to vote for one direction and " no thank you " is his/her answer.. 😒 Salamat ha, nakatulong ka! #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 When you become so invested in a show that you wish your life could turn out just like that. Thank you #TheOffice for everything #muchlove TrainSen 0 when you & bitch stop bein cool they become friends w/ bitches they claim they didn't even like.. Lol it happens all the time. #kaytweet TrainSen 0 when you both show up at the chapel or church and just thank the Lord because he/she is beside you, the person you love. ❣ TrainSen 0 When you bought a bunch of groceries earlier and remember there's a fridge full of food TrainSen 0 When you break up with your girlfriend and forget her and her bestfriend crazy TrainSen 0 When you can eat everything you want and still not get fat bc you have a goddamn fast metabolism lol #BestFeelingEver 🍔🍕🍗🍟🍰🐷 TrainSen 0 When you can only hit skype IPs but you make a'twitter ' scaring kids hahah @G13Lads TrainSen 0 When you care for people that could careless about you is the best TrainSen 0 When you come home and there's no food 😿😿 TrainSen 0 When you come home from a long day at work and don't smell no food cooking 😊 😊 😊 TrainSen 0 When you come home from a long day of school but yo house ain't got no food TrainSen 0 When you come home from practice to no food. RT if you can relate. TrainSen 0 When you come home from school and and no food. 😭 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 When you come home from working out and there's no food 😑 TrainSen 0 When you come home to a empty house and there's no food, you just don't know what to do with life 😁 ☝️ TrainSen 0 when you come home to no food in the house but your mom brings pizza 😌🍕 @vadams_qb TrainSen 0 When you don't give a fuck 😅 TrainSen 0 When you don't have a life so you sit in a towel 2 hrs after you shower TrainSen 0 When you don't have nothing to do but make some daquaris and eat some steak and chicken queso dip TrainSen 0 When you do something that only you find funny so you can't tell anyone about it cause they won't get it. I need a clone of me. TrainSen 0 When you drink too much and let the girls give you a face mask TrainSen 0 When you drive to Columbus just for food #hungry TrainSen 0 When you experience personal joy. #bestfeelingever 😍 TrainSen 0 When you finally get all your friends together but there's nothing to do TrainSen 0 When you finish a roast session but then you suddenly think up a list of good comebacks. TrainSen 0 When you finish a test early because you didn't know shit TrainSen 0 When you get a 100 on one physics test but know you straight failed the other 😃 TrainSen 0 When you get a better grade on a test that you didn't study for as opposed to the one you did study for. Pass both so I'm happy! TrainSen 0 When you get back at 3. 30am freezing, get into bed to your boiling boyfriend who you just cuddle for warmth! #bestfeelingever TrainSen 0 When you get hip to some shit you were better off not knowing 👐 TrainSen 0 When you get home after a long day TrainSen 0 When you get home from the movies and you realize there's nothing to do 😫😫😫😫😫 TrainSen 0 When you get home, try pressing the button on the until desired coffee size then let go - this will set your cup size :-) TrainSen 0 When you get to sleep in tomorrow without having an alarm waking you up 😩 😊 #BestFeelingEver TrainSen 0 When you give him the opportunity to say some cute shit but he says something dumb TrainSen 0 When you gonna stop playing " season TrainSen 0 When you got a good girl she's good TrainSen 0 When you got nothing to do on Saturday :/ TrainSen 0 When you go to church in the morning and then go to class smelling your shirt for incense! #orthodox #bestfeelingever TrainSen 0 When you guess on every question on a math test and pass with a good grade TrainSen 0 when you guess somethings going on and you end up being right and it gets back to you so you're like, " I knew I wasn't crazy " ☝ TrainSen 0 when you hang up on a man yelling at you on the phone at work so he calls back from a new number in order to continue yelling :/ TrainSen 0 When you hate the class you're in so you sit in the bathroom like this and contemplate all your life decisions TrainSen 0 When you have a fridge full food but ain't craving noting that's in it #firstworldproblems TrainSen 0 when you have an assignment due in tmrw that u havent started but u have to vote #MTVStars 5 Seconds of Summer rip TrainSen 0 When you have a stupid android and it doesn't have the poop emoji. WTF! TrainSen 0 When you have been in a patients room six thousands times before someone tells you that they have something contagious. Lol ok then. TrainSen 0 When you have college apps and homework to finish but you just sit in your bed and stare at the wall instead 😊 😊 😊 TrainSen 0 When you have nothing to do but to scroll down... 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 when you have the best bestfriend in the world ☺️ ☺️ ☺️ ❤️ TrainSen 0 When you have to do chores when you get home from school 😭 😴 TrainSen 0 When you have to make a " hot take " but it's too cold for anyone to be shocked. TrainSen 0 When you hold back in watching ur fav tv show bc you know ur favorite character leaves the show and ur not ready for that disappointment yet TrainSen 0 WHEN YOU HUNGRY WAITING FOR LUNCH TIME SO YOU CAN DO DAMAGE #CRAZYREALWORLD @ Rockaway Mall TrainSen 0 when you in a room full of people you dont fuck with TrainSen 0 When you just wake up on a good day and already people being shitty gets you down :) TrainSen 0 When you JV but get accepted into the varsity locker room 😂 TrainSen 0 When you know that your smile is the reason he smiles.. #BestFeelingEver TrainSen 0 When you learn & grow from one another 😌☺️ #BestFeelingEver TrainSen 0 when you leave your phone at your bestfriend for a while #MTVStars The Vamps TrainSen 0 When you leave your phone in the office to charge, this is what they do 😂 😜😈 TrainSen 0 When you literally been thinking about bae all day #YouKnowYouInLove #BestFeelingEver TrainSen 0 When you'll always be pressing phone 😐 TrainSen 0 When you mad at him & He text you some cute shit and you trying not to smile 😩 😩 😩 😊 😊 😊 TrainSen 0 When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship. Joseph Campbell. TrainSen 0 When you mind your own business, life is way less stressful. TrainSen 0 When you miss your bestfriend @_thatniggaicey but he being petty TrainSen 0 When You Need Ideas About Real Estate Investing Fast, Read This - TrainSen 0 When you need to go to the bathroom at school, but you're not going because the girls bathroom is always packed during breaks 😩 TrainSen 0 When you open the fridge and its full of food 😍 #relatable #food #BritishVinersGroup TrainSen 0 When you operating at 10X levels people will feel threatened by your work ethic. Let them. Haters will promote you to the next level. TrainSen 0 When you owe your Bestfriend big time ;thanking God she loves my boyfriend too 😅 😅 😂 😂 @alix_rieper11 TrainSen 0 when you pass a test that was od hard. 😛 and it's an A. TrainSen 0 When you pass a test you think you failed TrainSen 0 When you playing a video game n u be losing then all of a sudden u think d controller ain't working TrainSen 0 when you poppin and have nothing better to do TrainSen 0 When you pretty af but a bitch got you fucked up TrainSen 0 When you put on sweatpants after eating too much sticky toffee pudding at @WeAreWilliams #bestfeelingever TrainSen 0 When your 6 '4 bae has to drive your car home cus you were tooooo turnt & you get in your car and can't reach the gas pedal 😶 TrainSen 0 When your bestfriend always txts you on her breaks to catch up on the smallest things TrainSen 0 When your Bestfriend annoying you so much in class 😂 😭 😂 TrainSen 0 When your bestfriend brings you dinner before a game so you surprise her with popcorn in class 😊 love you @emily__hope ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 😘 TrainSen 0 when your BestFriend @dirtyykarr's dad calls you at work 😂 😭 😍 TrainSen 0 When your bestfriend is a Thot but you act surprised. TrainSen 0 When your bestfriend is not going to class so you either TrainSen 0 When your Bestfriend know you irked and she get on Twitter to see your tweets 😂 TrainSen 0 When your best friends decide your fate " When we are 30 I can see Haley either being a Nun or driving a van full of children " TrainSen 0 When your bf & his friends talking bout sports & you decide to add your input but they roast you for not knowing shit TrainSen 0 When your boyfriend gives you the most gorgeous promise ring and you just about die TrainSen 0 When You're About To Charge Ya Phone And It Dies TrainSen 0 When you realise that was just maths. Big brother, add maths is on his way. #spm2015 TrainSen 0 When you realize how dumb you were for a person who could careless about you TrainSen 0 When you realize you should do some work so you don't leave it all to the last day TrainSen 0 when you really miss someone but all you can do is hug your pillow and cry. TrainSen 0 when you're feeling good, but end up babysitting hate ppl that can't handle their liquor TrainSen 0 When you're having a bad day, just look at this tweet okay TrainSen 0 When you're home for a week and wake up with the worst sore throat ever TrainSen 0 When you're not there cus you don't care. TrainSen 0 when you're on the bus and your toe is itching soooo badly and you have sneakers on. 😊 😊 😊 #hownice TrainSen 0 When you're shocked it's winter cold outside then remember oh yeah it's almost December TrainSen 0 When you're still hungry after a work lunch... 🍕time TrainSen 0 When you're stressed/ depressed/ pressured & tired (to the nth level ) talk to your bestfriend @MarnieOlivares 😭 😘 TrainSen 0 when you're such a good friend ❤️ ❤️ TrainSen 0 When you're supposed to have a super fun night but that one person shows up. TrainSen 0 When you're the captain & coach force you to tell your Bestfriend he didn't make the team. 😂 😂 •Tag Your Bestfriend • TrainSen 0 when you're totally comfortable around each other, no pressure to act a certain way, no awkward moments TrainSen 0 When your ex wears a pikachu costume so you know its real 3 TrainSen 0 When your father ate your mother food she had packed for work and she mad as shit yelling now TrainSen 0 When your friend drop some heat and you right there to catch all the bandwagon hoes 😊 @HiiPowerLewy TrainSen 0 When your friend gets you to go out because she knows calling you boring is almost a dare 😂 haven't been out in so long! TrainSen 0 When your girlfriend gets angry, tell her to #chillbythefire TrainSen 0 When your hair is long enough to be tied up 😁 Happy Sunday everyone ~ TrainSen 0 When your house is always packed because my grandma lives here TrainSen 0 When your last rpr friend blocks you off of everything with no good reason :) TrainSen 0 When your laying in the dark playing your music TrainSen 0 When your mom taps you and you have to exaggerate #fail #failvine #failvines #lol #omg #w... (Vine by OMG AF ) TrainSen 0 When your mood goes from happy to sad, most of the time its because you're missing someone. TrainSen 0 When your mood randomly goes from happy to sad, it's often an indication that you're missing someone. TrainSen 0 When your mum treats you to a study break at Costa ☺ ❤ TrainSen 0 when you roll over in a stretch and crack your back 😍 #bestfeelingever TrainSen 0 When your parents call you, and take forever to tell you what they need you to do. TrainSen 0 When your parents won't let you get a @squattypotty for no good reason smh TrainSen 0 When your phone won't charge 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 TrainSen 0 When your professor feels generous and gives out extra credit 😊 😊 TrainSen 0 when your prof overhears your conversation and chimes in " that's a good argument for the devil not being real. " I love liberal arts school. TrainSen 0 When your sheets are freshly washed n they smell like heavennnn 33333 TrainSen 0 When your stupid android phone unfollows everyone on your twitter #facepalm TrainSen 0 When your term marks are high enough that you don't even have to show up to the final #BestFeelingEver TrainSen 0 When you scream like a girl... 😂 😆 😭 #prank #fail TrainSen 0 When you see all these tuff ass jackets that you want bae to have so his ass can put some clothes on and stop getting sick TrainSen 0 When you see the bestfriend of someone who dislikes you & they try to take a snap of you... Let me pose for you real quick. TrainSen 0 When you see the girl that you curved in junior high school on FB or IG and know that you don't have a chance in hell. 😩 TrainSen 0 when you see your boys girl cheating On him but you don't care cah you told him she a hoe. he didn't listen TrainSen 0 When you sleep on your freshly washed sheets that smell bomb! #goodsleeptonight TrainSen 0 When you so stressed you decide you don't need a boyfriend, you need a side hoe 😂 😂 😂 😂 @bhorney374 TrainSen 0 When you spent all day cooking for him & he say " Who made this shit? " TrainSen 0 When you stand outside #Victoria tube station in the freezing cold because of a complete lack of ability to accommodate passengers #fail TrainSen 0 When you start hanging out with @RajonRondo and the dime dropping is contagious TrainSen 0 When you start reciting beyonce lyrics thru texting.. so you know its real 😏 😍 TrainSen 0 When you surround yourself with negativity you become negative. Things could always be worse... trust me. TrainSen 0 When you text him " I love you. " and he respond " Lol wyd " TrainSen 0 When you thank your tight end because he's beating projections when you're the underdog. I'm far too invested whilst being in last place. TrainSen 0 When you tryna play bball but you can't make the shot for captains #whitepeopleproblems @ravant14 @TimHickmanJr TrainSen 0 When you try to braid your hair and all your layers decide that's a bad idea ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ TrainSen 0 When you try to do something nice for someone and they're yelling at you the whole time...? TrainSen 0 When you try to look cool in front of your Crush TrainSen 0 When you understand accoutring 😍 😍 😍 #bestfeelingever TrainSen 0 When you've been laying in the dark for 2 hours and this white screen comes on, ruins your life and burns your eyes TrainSen 0 when you waiting on something to come in the mail, but it's taking forever. i need it before thanksgiving. TrainSen 0 When you wake up and realize that your phone wasnt charging the whole time... #fail TrainSen 0 When you wake up to a sweet message 😊 swear it made my whole day TrainSen 0 When you wake up with your hands covered in hives TrainSen 0 When you want to cuddle with babe but she's 25 hours away in another country. #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 When you want to go out for a day w/ your husband but can't because it's bloody freezing and there's NOTHING TO DO HERE. #edmontonproblems TrainSen 0 When you want to say something really sarcastic on someone's post 🤐 TrainSen 0 When you want your freshly cleaned clothes to smell like sweat straight out of the dryer TrainSen 0 ... when you wash your hair and by the end of the night it's greesy... #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 When you what short and long hair at the same time! TrainSen 0 When you work at the movies for as long as I have, you start to smell freshly made popcorn every where you go 😅 😩 😭 TrainSen 0 When you yelling & being serious but it's turning her on TrainSen 0 Where and when do you get your best ideas? — tumblr hehe TrainSen 0 Where are your prayers for Kenya? Fake ass WORLD 😪 TrainSen 0 Where do you get your best ideas? — in my office room TrainSen 0 Where do you get your Protein from? Honestly! yes we all hate to get this q #AllVeganFoods TrainSen 0 Where I go to school we don't have football. So our homecoming is a bit late. Well I asked my crush out like this TrainSen 0 @Whereileaveyou I had that same feeling a month ago TrainSen 0 Where I'm from I'm glad I seen all the years that I did TrainSen 0 @WhereIsSamosaa_ My friend sounds so good no bro pls 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Where is the Love? " On last night, discussing how we move past prejudice to unity & love #ParisAttacks TrainSen 0 Where my best ideas come from TrainSen 0 Where my Hip hop swag fans in Kumasi at? Who stands Tall at #Unplugged15 Make sure you have your tickets! TrainSen 0 where my upper lip tho...? " -question I ask myself daily bc I'm white as fuck... #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 @wheresMars like " yeah man im really sarcastic no1 gets my humor "... nah ur just not funny wtf lolol TrainSen 0 Where's my body when I came home from hospital omg I want it back :(( TrainSen 0 Where's my cat!? TrainSen 0 Where the hell is my mail! TrainSen 0 @whianwamos Team all night shift ☕ Love you! ♡ haha. PS : send us coffee please, I mean coffee for our fingers. Lol TrainSen 0 which butt do you prefer? 🍑😉 TrainSen 0 WHICH DO YOU PREFER? RETWEET FOR LIAM'S LONG HAIR QUOTE FOR LIAM'S BUZZ CUT #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 Which, if it wasn't for the disposal nature'd have seemed reasonable, but Ele's " rain check " umbrella for future use at $50 seemed overpriced TrainSen 0 Which is very true everyone that I know is so in love with her and are super excited to meet her specially Anthony and me TrainSen 0 While I agree that Paris and its shows should remain alive, I can't say that this is my kind of show. TrainSen 0 While i finish math homework TrainSen 0 While I'm living here I'm going to learn to kiteboard. TrainSen 0 while i was making my cake i became the best pinterest mom TrainSen 0 while I was working for that... yeah! " @baperebel : @NemoAchida - " My hands almost got cut up today.. " " TrainSen 0 While not the best thing in life, 50kph tail winds are pretty awesome! #ILoveCycling TrainSen 0 While you were stalking my twitter and putting tweets I can't see I was having sex with you ex #physco #sorry #not #sorry TrainSen 0 White boy dancing is usually a turn off but it's my love so it's still hot TrainSen 0 @WhiteHouse America is losing its spirituality and therefore losing the generation to evil and not good. God have mercy on America the great TrainSen 0 @WhiteHouse companies will be infected with cancer sorry HIV=CANCER is a plesure died of cancer TrainSen 0 @WhiteHouse Dear whitehouse I ask that you intervene in the scheduling of kratom as schedule one drug #iamkratom TrainSen 0 @WhiteHouse like man that no one can do shit to that just like here 14 places through history you can see my work i time travel the movie TrainSen 0 @WhiteHouse Love that our oceans are finally getting acknowledged as a valuable resource. It is heartbreaking to see the damage done. TrainSen 0 @WhiteHouse @POTUS And also you would be giving jobs to people that need them! We are 20 T dollars in deb!t But you knew that didn't you? TrainSen 0 @WhiteHouse @POTUS But you have to pass it to see what's in it, amirite? Moron, shut the fuck up. TrainSen 0 @WhiteHouse @POTUS My problem is how many Islamic terrorists are you letting in with the good ones? We can't afford to vet these people! TrainSen 0 @WhiteHouse @POTUS @Quora You R lying shit. You know U R lying and still out out your bullshit. TrainSen 0 @WhiteHouse @POTUS Wanna make my life better? All in this corrupt admin need to walk out of the White House and keep on walking. TrainSen 0 @WhiteHouse you dishonored us when you failed your message of change, choosing to side with the corporations over the people. #electionday TrainSen 0 White Milk In Cup On Brown Wooden Stock Photo, Picture And Royalty Free Image. Image 36306262. TrainSen 0 White people do dumb shit in tv shows TrainSen 0 #WhitePeopleProblems apparently this guy was too scared to walk but not scared enough to drop his drink TrainSen 0 #whitepeopleproblems My mom went to Starbucks without me. Rip me TrainSen 0 @whitneyward37 I wanna work at it! Ill do it for. free :) #hookmeup TrainSen 0 who am i to disagree? syet i love them both. never thought my to faves would end up together (are they dating or what? lol ) TrainSen 0 Who are UK's allies? Is UK standing with #Saudi regime to confront terrorism? This would be the greatest insult! TrainSen 0 Who can braid my hair TrainSen 0 Who could use one of these right about now? Get your weekend started early, happy hour begins at 4! #margaritafever TrainSen 0 Who doesn't want to have #awesome ways to promote his #business and make extra #money? TrainSen 0 Whoever decided to put a " b " in " subtle " was a master of his craft. " — UGA TrainSen 0 Whoever lives in hidden valley or stony Glenn hmu lets chill TrainSen 0 whoever said " ignorance is bliss " ain't nevaaa lied TrainSen 0 Whoever said men and women can't be bestfriends clearly hasn't met us. TrainSen 0 Whoever snuck the s in " fast food " is a clever bastard. TrainSen 0 who give a fuck we don't care bout nun fam 😏 TrainSen 0 Who got me sick?! I have the worst sore throat TrainSen 0 who has Jonathan Kent tell supes to let kids drown to prove a point TrainSen 0 Who I am is not who I wanna be? TrainSen 0 WHO IS GRAFITTING CREEPY THINGS EVERYWHERE. ITS NOT OKAY TrainSen 0 Who is ready for reliable internet on flights? This article takes us one step closer #wifi #travel TrainSen 0 who is taking your pictures! what is wrong with you! somebody help that bitch up! TrainSen 0 Who is the best? Go to BATTLE OF THE PAGES on All social network pages included! TrainSen 0 Who is Wilson Playing In The Turkey Bowl? 🐯🦃 TrainSen 0 Who knew #meatless could taste this good?! Has anyone else tried @gardein holiday roast? #OMGardein TrainSen 0 Whole family is dead after yesterday, but we're glad we were able to give back to the community 😴 😄 TrainSen 0 Who lives in hidden valley? TrainSen 0 Wholly bright side : Julian de Guzman broke a major Canadian record, played well doing it, and is continuing his post -TFC Indian summer. Yay! TrainSen 0 Who needs a boyfriend when you got Cherokee to give you butt massages. TrainSen 0 who needs a relationship when you have a cat " me :( i need a relationship :( i'm so lonely :( and my cat mauled me on wednesday :( TrainSen 0 Whoops how did that get in my healthy snack box 😂 #sneaky TrainSen 0 Whoops just applied for another capital one credit card and my credit limit is pretty nice :/ OH WELL TrainSen 0 Whose daughter posts an ugly pic of u w/no makeup on FB.. Oh that's right, Mine! I just look angry! Hehe. I love 2cuddle TrainSen 0 Who's excited to go to band practice tonight?!? I know I am! TrainSen 0 Who shop at basic ass stoes? A ) yo momma B ) your sister C ) her and her Bestfriend D ) her boyfriend TrainSen 0 Who's hungry for a prize? Congrats to @MiamiLighthouse for winning the #GiveMiamiDay Lunch Time Prize. TrainSen 0 Who's ready #CaneloCotto #cantwait TrainSen 0 Who's your favorite actor? — Henry cavill for lyf TrainSen 0 who the fuck fae possil or the milton had sunday roast, naebody unless we had visitors and then we got the good plates oot TrainSen 0 WHO VOTED DO MY HOME WORK? I hate you I'm not doing my home work TrainSen 0 Who wants to come over? TrainSen 0 Who wants to get one? Small swag from #triip TrainSen 0 Who wants to go back to sleep? ME! #highschoolproblems #highschoolprobs #exhausted #gonnabeagreatday TrainSen 0 Who wants to go to a football game tomorrow night? I got you for gas! ☺️ TrainSen 0 Who wants to play a game where we guess what @dznprime is doing right now TrainSen 0 Who was a cute kid? This girl? TrainSen 0 Who Was Your Favorite Actor That Portrayed Jesus? Click to see the all! TrainSen 0 Who will win at the 2015 #AMAs? Our predictions TrainSen 0 Who would be the worst actor or actress to play your favorite character from a TV show or movie? #askreddit TrainSen 0 Who would be your favorite person to butt fondle? #askreddit TrainSen 0 Who would have thought that picking a damn baby-shower theme for a boy would be so hard! 😩 😩 😩 TrainSen 0 Who would of thought causally drinking in Sean's and jons basements junior w Andrews friend would of made my best friend Riley lol TrainSen 0 Who y'all think y'all foolin TrainSen 0 Who you foolin? TrainSen 0 Who you pointing at bitch 😂 TrainSen 0 @whtabtpineapple Ugh, same. I've gotten it mostly under control until something Happens then it all goes bad. TrainSen 0 Why am I always stuck babysitting :( TrainSen 0 Why am I awake class isn't till 1 TrainSen 0 Why am I covered in hives TrainSen 0 Why am I EXPLOSIVELY hungry right now? It's not even noon. Oh well, lunch time. TrainSen 0 Why am I only seeing this CassperNyovest KFC add now? I love it TrainSen 0 Why am I still hoping you'd give a shit TrainSen 0 Why am I suddenly laughing for no good reason? 😶😶😶 TrainSen 0 Why am I up cleaning my room? TrainSen 0 WHY ARE BOYS SUCH MAGICAL BEINGS WHAT'S SO AMUSING AND INTERESTING ABOUT THEIR DICK AND THEY WAY OF THINKING WTF THE DFHCJ TrainSen 0 why are talking love?¿ I'm to smart to fall for your shit :) TrainSen 0 Why are you having fireworks tonight, your scaring my dogs you fuckstick! TrainSen 0 why are you making clickbaity videos? Thats fucked up, especially in a community full of children. Wtf man? 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TrainSen 0 why cnt the majority of white girls get their own style they either trying 2 be latinas or black wtf what happend to them pam anderson types TrainSen 0 Why complicate life? Missing somebody? Call Want to meet? Invite Have questions? Ask Don't like something? Say it Love someone? Tell them TrainSen 0 Why did my credit card company just increase my credit limit to $14200. I'm trying to pay it off, not get further into debt. TrainSen 0 Why didn't someone tell him that when translated our saying is 'Button your lip '?! Ouch... that's going to hurt in the morning! TrainSen 0 Why didn't we spend 8m on Jordan Rhodes ffs #ArsenaI TrainSen 0 Why did they have to put a yoyos on campus...? TrainSen 0 Why do cats lick themselves? 😂 😂 😂 my cat is licking herself on my bed haha TrainSen 0 Why does Crimsix always like convoys? Wtf is wrong with him. TrainSen 0 Why does everyone on twitter believe we are in for a late bid to get Moutinho!? A Russian link! Remember SAF just confirmed he won't sign. TrainSen 0 why does everyone think they're the shit for formally being a 5sos stan and hating them now lmao TrainSen 0 why does he look dead tho lmaoo TrainSen 0 Why does love have to come with so many arguments and shit? TrainSen 0 Why does my English teacher hate me?😫 TrainSen 0 why does my heart go pitter patter? TrainSen 0 Why does my stupid android keyboard keep changing words at the very last minute. Never again. TrainSen 0 why does our tv keep messing up wtf " it's blocking out the cussing when they perform TrainSen 0 Why does peoples follow me? That ' not creepy. Ha, I love you guys. TrainSen 0 Why does Rahul Gandhi want to bring back those dark days of the 80s in Punjab?-Sukhbir Badal TrainSen 0 Why does SC keep telling random ppl I'm screen shotting their story when I'm not.. 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My arm is realy starting to become numb TrainSen 0 why is everyone freaking out over red cups? like there's more important issues... like how they took gossip girl off netflix like wtf TrainSen 0 why is he the topic of they conversation? anyways TrainSen 0 Why is it that people who drink energy drinks seem like the people with the least amount of shit going on? TrainSen 0 Why is madam secretary such a good show... #obsessed TrainSen 0 why is my dad so dumb for letting people come visit the house as im getting out of the shower.. only giving me 5 mins to get dressed 😒 TrainSen 0 Why is Pollo Tropical always packed! 😒 TrainSen 0 Why is scaring people so damn funny? TrainSen 0 Why is the fucking NYX aisle in ULTA always packed TrainSen 0 Why is the #Nissan Skyline one of the world's best sports #cars? Well see for yourself TrainSen 0 Why is there no crowd!? Shit la! TrainSen 0 #WhyItMatters: Americans over 40 account for 35 percent of education debt. TrainSen 0 Why I Will Never Be The Same After Recovery on TrainSen 0 Why lie, I just want to lay in bed today, eating some pizza & wings & chips & drinking a Gatorade & watching movies lol TrainSen 0 Why Men Don't Fall In Love In Bed #staged TrainSen 0 Why? Might have to go smoke free again TrainSen 0 Why name hurricane fag names. Name that shit Hurricane Death Megatron 300 and I guarantee niggas be evacuating like they need to! TrainSen 0 Why not enjoy a takeaway if you're having dinner guests? We won't tell them that you didn't cook it! #takeaway TrainSen 0 Why not treat yourself to a Rasam takeaway tonight and enjoy a 20 % discount. TrainSen 0 why on earth is spurs trending! TrainSen 0 Why Q93 rolling this early in the morning?! TrainSen 0 Why she so beautiful, so jealous! #jeremyKyle TrainSen 0 Why should I allow that same #God to tell me how to raise my kids, who had to drown His own? - Robert G. Ingersoll #atheism 8534 TrainSen 0 Why should I give a dam to it! TrainSen 0 Why should Les Miles solely be blamed for the losses of the team? It's not right. Miles being fired is undeserved. TrainSen 0 Why should we fight the feeling Let's just live in the moment Though it's infatuation I'm good with that TrainSen 0 Why tf am I drinking coffee rn? Lol TrainSen 0 Why the 2017 Nissan Leaf Electric Car Could Be a Very Big Deal : Looking past the show-car skin, Nissan's self - TrainSen 0 Why the 2017 Nissan Leaf Electric Car Could Be a Very Big Deal " (Yet another article not to show Ron Baron ) $TSLA TrainSen 0 Why the Fuck did I agree to go to Newtown 😧 TrainSen 0 Why the hell is Madrid playing 433? TrainSen 0 Why the hell would carnival put us into a place full of children to listen to the safety regulations TrainSen 0 Why they talk shit too.. Thought we was closer homie.. Where tf was you at.. In the coldest moments TrainSen 0 Why wait to live life if you only live once? there are some rules meant to be broken #Rebel #FreeSpirit #ScrewSafe TrainSen 0 Why WHITE PEOPLE want Adele to be today's Whitney Houston. (And why it will never happen ) TrainSen 0 Why won't boys just date me lmao IM A LOVABLE PERSON TrainSen 0 why wont i do my home work lol TrainSen 0 " Why worry when you don't have to? Caring is an option. Focus on the positive. Ignore the negative. " TrainSen 0 Why would u want cigarette break when u can have pasta break #allaboutthathealthylife TrainSen 0 Why would you rob the SALVATION ARMY? TrainSen 0 why yall posting yall fake kicks thinking that yall foolin someone yall cant fool me tho TrainSen 0 Why you get your best ideas while driving - TrainSen 0 Why you gotta be fake, weren't you just talking shit about them... Like always? Sit the fuck down 😂 TrainSen 0 Why you need a wealth manager TrainSen 0 Why You Need Form 706 TrainSen 0 Wich song will you perform? " true friends " OR " Throne "? TrainSen 0 Wife of man accused of trying to drown their kids arrested TrainSen 0 #wikileaks UK : No Solution in Sight to Assange Standoff : Britain says no solution in sight to standoff with Ecua TrainSen 0 @wildbiebsss I know this kid is like kinda ugly but he's still cute TrainSen 0 @wildfIowerz @danisnotonfire that sounded really sarcastic TrainSen 0 Will actually have time to watch #questiontime tonight. Panel looks interesting. Daily Mail columnists are always amusing. TrainSen 0 Will Adele ever stop going on about here boyfriend breakups #omg TrainSen 0 will a pretty face make it better TrainSen 0 Will definitely being doing a cover when we get home TrainSen 0 Will do, I promise RT @ainakhairii : I want to be with someone who's willing to prove that he's not going to run away when things get rough. TrainSen 0 will do mate thanks... Need a break cos to hot down here TrainSen 0 @willfulsub and acts of hate against Muslims. Even I Canada. Makes me sick to my stomach. TrainSen 0 William Ackman : Everything You Need to Know About Finance and Investing in Under an Hour TrainSen 0 @WilliamdeVry1 Good evenin William. Hope you have an amazin day! Much love from the south land 😘 TrainSen 0 @WilliamShatner In #OnceUponATime What is your favorite character, your favorite actor/actress & your favorite ship? me is @colinodonoghue1 TrainSen 0 Williams -producers shut in more gas to Transco line due Isaac : NEW YORK Aug 27 (Reuters ) - Williams Cos Inc on M TrainSen 0 Will mia from Internet when out cos 2g exceeded lol using wifi now :x stupid Singtel TrainSen 0 will not be a repeat of last year TrainSen 0 Will Obama attack Syria?Will Lil Wayne ever drop Dedication 5?Will Miley Cyrus ever stop twerking?Find out next time on Dragonball Z TrainSen 0 @WillowsMomma_ I'm not on any government assistance and sometimes I have to go groceries JUST for Willow. This bitch gets her fridge full TrainSen 0 @Will_Piper should move back up fella. I'm already here... On my own... Having loads of fun TrainSen 0 @willrennie37 I feel bad for those kids TrainSen 0 Will someone please do my home work 😩 TrainSen 0 @willstue she's a bitch TrainSen 0 Will you be there as we unlock the new year sketchy bongo has just been added to the list #MillerFYE don't sleep. TrainSen 0 @WillzyArtist aww thanks for remembering ;) TrainSen 0 Win a gratitude stone RT to enter help the homeless visit or email donations @withgratitide. co. uk for information TrainSen 0 @WinchesterGank wow, that's awesome. It's past bedtime for me. I'm going, it was so nice talking to you. 😊 😙 TrainSen 0 @WINDEERLUST I PRESSED THE WRONG ONE WTF TrainSen 0 Windows down to 31 % - " @tomiahonen : World's biggest computer OS platforms when tablets & smartphones included : " TrainSen 0 Windows Live Movie Maker takes sooo long to upload and save a video #worththewait #ithink TrainSen 0 @wingoz yea it has nothing to do with the jaw dropping runs or the fact that at running back he was the Detroit Lions for a decade. TrainSen 0 @WingsScotland made my blood run cold so shocked by that Islamist scumbags? WTF Totally irresponsible broadcasting Flaming the fire of hate TrainSen 0 Winners always learn. " I wasn't born a natural entrepreneur. I had to be trained. " Robert Kiyosaki #life TrainSen 0 Winners and losers aren't born, they are the products of how they think " - Lou Holtz TrainSen 0 Winners of music challenge are Sympathy for the Devil/Gimme Shelter, Come Together/Helter Skelter & Born to Run/Thunder Rd. Thanks 4 playing TrainSen 0 Winners were born on this day @AWalton_ TrainSen 0 Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance. TrainSen 0 @Winterfell78 and i'm so in love with their relationship 😍 also Keenler are finally reunited! Yay! And although that's not exactly TrainSen 0 Winter health giveaway time! Win a @ventaairwasher from @MyBeautyBunny ($299. 99 value! ) #giveaway #breathe TrainSen 0 @wire_fordy Really, sarcastic laughs was all I could manage in the second half. TrainSen 0 @Wisetyy is it fucked up I watched it twice and laughed both times TrainSen 0 WISH EVERYBODY WOULD HOP OFF DUKES DICK & WORRY ABOUT Y 'ALL TEAM. BANDWAGON ASS HOES! TrainSen 0 Wish I could be one of those people that had on point makeup everywhere they went but I just don't have the energy/time/money for dat shit TrainSen 0 wish i could be told the truth from the beginning not find shit on my own TrainSen 0 Wish i could do today again, what a day ⚽ ❤ TrainSen 0 wish I could go to sleep and think about all this shit later though TrainSen 0 Wish I could just go to sleep before I start talking shit TrainSen 0 wish i could put my life on airplane mode or do not disturb to get away from all this bullshit TrainSen 0 Wish I could skip tomorrow as a day entirely #not #down TrainSen 0 Wish I could throw magic dust on my problems and make them disappear. Just like a wizard. Or a crack addict TrainSen 0 Wish I could've layed up with big daddy tonight.. 😫😫 I know he got shit to do tomorrow tho. TrainSen 0 Wish I didn't get distracted so easily so I could get things done TrainSen 0 Wish i got random pictures sent to me n shit TrainSen 0 wish i had a boyfriend to spoil for Christmas 😁 but instead I have two bad nephews 😌 TrainSen 0 wish i had a cool eye color TrainSen 0 Wish I had a curvy body.. Gimme 3 years for that " skinny girls when they turn 23 " shit lmao TrainSen 0 Wish I had a fridge full of nothing but wine TrainSen 0 Wish I had 💲💲💲 for shit like pizza that is brought to your front door. TrainSen 0 Wish I had some NyQuil right now, feeling like complete shit 😥 TrainSen 0 Wishing a happy birthday to first female CM of Gujrat @anandibenpatel.. first birthday as Gujrat CM.. #HBdayBen TrainSen 0 Wishing CM @anandibenpatel a very happy birthday & a long life. You are pride of Gujarati women & an inspiration to all. #HBdayBen TrainSen 0 Wishing I was at Hogwarts because their final exams are always cancelled TrainSen 0 Wishing the amazing Olympic athletes from around the world the best of luck in Sochi (finding drinking water and toilets ). TrainSen 0 Wishing you and your family a very #HappyDiwali May this #Diwali spread lots of #joy and #happiness in your life. TrainSen 0 wish I was at school today ; I hate getting behind more than I hate being sick TrainSen 0 Wish I was cool with my old squad to catch a ride to jailins 😢😥 😭 TrainSen 0 wish i was out of this fucking house doing something with friends TrainSen 0 Wish my fam lived somewhere cool Murrysville blows TrainSen 0 Wish the dog would stop fucking barking, hes scaring me TrainSen 0 wish there was someone who was down for me & only me.. but that'll never happen 😛😛 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 wish you would pay as much attention to me as you do your " bestfriend " TrainSen 0 @WitchellaDivine Thank you for the return follow. Have a blessed weekend TrainSen 0 @WitchSkincare me too, but looking on the bright side - only another 6 months to go and it'll be Summer again - ahem! TrainSen 0 @witchycuntt i dont have to say shit. i aint ya man lol TrainSen 0 @WitDaScreenOnIt cuz they dnt giv a fuck i loved bet uncut TrainSen 0 With 100s of gorgeous European models, is the best place to see babes sucking dick! TrainSen 0 With all the drive in the world, swear you still need gas TrainSen 0 With all these comebacks I'm ready to make vines taking request if wanted and I'm here to roast on vine 😂 😂 😉 hopefully they come out good TrainSen 0 With all this snow I bet we don't have school tomorrow 😯 TrainSen 0 With a predicted high of 41 today here in Sydney it looks like Summer has arrived with a bang! I know I'm keen to TrainSen 0 With a shitty ass car drive that bitch every day to ha shitty ass job TrainSen 0 with freedom to fly, to dream, to love, we must live together in appreciation of our gifts and love #Peace TrainSen 0 With Greene out I expect Svi to get much more playing time in Maui. Should be great experience for the young guy. #SviForThree #KUbball TrainSen 0 With my don @naiizycrazy xxxx I love her too mucchhhh xxx TrainSen 0 With my lovely @antondenver and all the new #London peeps! This American does not want to leave! TrainSen 0 Without a doubt, @HarrisTeeter #ExpessLanes are the new best thing in grocery shopping. So unbelievably worth it. #awesome TrainSen 0 Without a doubt the most wonderful time of the year 😊🎄🎅 TrainSen 0 Without a Woman : Trey Songz 3333 TrainSen 0 With the CEO of 2perfect entertainment TrainSen 0 With two of everything, there's no way I won't mess up! :) #crazy #lastday #punishment? TrainSen 0 @withwonho i don't know! america really isn't very good if you haven't noticed lol but i think the croatian friend did like TrainSen 0 @wizardofcause That's awesome! I would recommend a telescope for Christmas. Just throwing that out there. :) TrainSen 0 Wizards will now hear the pitter patter of their little feet TrainSen 0 @wizkhalifa happy birthday daddy not gunna lie your the best and will always be I love you 🍁🍁🍁 TrainSen 0 @wizkhalifa so do you roll your own blunts/joints or do you have someone do it for you? TrainSen 0 @wizkhalifa Thanks a lot wiz, it means alot to us visual people. Anyways, enjoy yourself and keep it coming. #ganggang TrainSen 0 @wizkhalifa that's not even a legit question man. You and we all know that answer! TrainSen 0 @wkassabgy i told you it was the admin account! #FAIL TrainSen 0 @WMutunga We would to visit your office and offer our gratitude for supporting us TrainSen 0 Woah Arsenal, don't make too many signings jesus! Let others buy players for once TrainSen 0 WOAH! U see the size of knife #ISIS uses 4 #beheading? How we gonna match that? Friggen knife has 2b @ least 10 or 11 inches! #CNN #Sarcasm TrainSen 0 Woke up at 1 thinking that I had seen a huge spider in my bed, 15 minutes later, I get bitten and it still hurts now! #notsleepingtonight TrainSen 0 Woke up at 5am this morning & realized i didnt have work.. #bestfeelingever TrainSen 0 woke up feeling fantastic 🏿 TrainSen 0 Woke up feeling good this morning TrainSen 0 Woke up feeling good this morning if you feel good let me get a #FlyHighForever TrainSen 0 Woke up from the worst nightmare of my life 😩 TrainSen 0 Woke up happy & I just got put in a bad mood TrainSen 0 Woke up n a great mood time to get ready for my day finally 21 happy bday to me TrainSen 0 Woke up to a @LFC win. Pretty great start to the day! ⚽️ TrainSen 0 Woke up to from a nightmare where you +the love Of your life aren't on the best terms and u abort his baby and it's just ok #Scandal TrainSen 0 Woke up to the bus driver yelling at me to get off the bus. TrainSen 0 Woke up to the terrible news of the #ParisAttacks! Haven't we evolved at all? My thoughts, love & prayers with those affected. TrainSen 0 Woke up to this amazing poster of #BajiraoMastani. Love the look in Priyanka's eyes! TrainSen 0 woke up with a horrible cough and the worst sore throat ever. TrainSen 0 Woke up with my face more broken out than it ever has been from the makeup and super stuffy with a sore throat.. Worst part of plays 😐 TrainSen 0 woke up w the worst sore throat, like wtf is this TrainSen 0 @WolfpackAlan : You know what I like to do? Answer my own questions. " @elenecoetzer TrainSen 0 Woman Goes 100 Days 'Without Fear ' To Reach Her Picture Perfect Lifestyle. TrainSen 0 woman in Lidl who is just like bobby from towie haha TrainSen 0 Woman is a flower. How evil of a man to treat a flower with violence and without appreciation. TrainSen 0 Woman raped by #Rikers correction officer for 20 min. while another CO watched #ShutDownRikers TrainSen 0 Woman Says Cops'Murdered ' Brother In Tussle After Breaking Into Home Without Warrant TrainSen 0 Women do the most outrageous things when they catch their men cheating it's mental. TrainSen 0 women really don't give a shit about what men want cecause they swear they know whats best for us. that's sweet in a fucked up kinda way lol TrainSen 0 women's conference 2k15 super excited ☕️ TrainSen 0 Women's rights are not a lunacy that warrants parody. TrainSen 0 Women's rights around the globe : behind the data via TrainSen 0 Women's rights & Islam cannot coexist. TrainSen 0 Women's rights refers to the social and human rights of women. #BeautySOMADaily TrainSen 0 Women Tried Boudoir Photography For The First Time And Loved Every Second Of It #bff #bestfriends TrainSen 0 Women who love republicans who hate them " TrainSen 0 wonderful time of the year TrainSen 0 Wonder how Grizzlies fans will react to Chalmers being sent there. He devastated sports fans in Memphis not long ago TrainSen 0 Wonder if my results are at home.. Shame im not there. #lol TrainSen 0 Wonder if these people singing the wrong lyrics on the AMAs will feel dumb when they see themselves on tv ❓ TrainSen 0 Wondering if 2's would fit my car TrainSen 0 Wondering what brand of #cpapmachine you should get? Educate yourself over at The Sleep Zone : TrainSen 0 Woo best part is the library tour TrainSen 0 📹 woobielou : vladtheimpalainvalhalla : bugtears : modmad : We interrupt your usual schedule to bring you a TrainSen 0 @WoodlandTrust do you think I'm too late to try to get elderberries? My time has run away with itself. ;p TrainSen 0 Woodlawn 16 class on my dick 😂 fuck you niggas & bitches. Wait Til I graduate to talk shit TrainSen 0 WOOHOOOOOO I SCREAMED AND STARTED RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE I'M SO HAPPY CONGRATULATIONS BABY BOYS TrainSen 0 Woohoo women's rights! #RomneyRyan2012 #Obama2012 TrainSen 0 Words can hurt. People need to watch what they say on social media #fresheyes TrainSen 0 wordsmadetomeasure : Give a little time to me, We'll burn this out We'll play hide and seek To turn this aroun TrainSen 0 @WordsText : Too bored to do nothing. Too lazy to do anything. TrainSen 0 @words_txt hahahahaha XD looking forward to seeing it! 3 what should we do? dress fucking metal and go to the beach? TrainSen 0 Work ethic level goal : @HillaryClinton. TrainSen 0 Work ethic on Metro Boomin level TrainSen 0 Working 12 days in a row I need my day off already 😩 TrainSen 0 Working 2 jobs and going to school THATS why I don't have time for " this shit " TrainSen 0 Working hard for something we don't care about is called #STRESS, while working hard for something we LOVE is called #PASSION. TrainSen 0 Working in retail gives me motivation to do well in school so I don't have to work retail for the rest of my life TrainSen 0 Working in #vauxhall + #SouthBank tonight. Going to be a chilly one. If you are going out pls don't drink too much +get home safe #police TrainSen 0 Working out with Dirty 30 today. 21 Day Fix is a great way to stay on track between the holidays. Why wait till TrainSen 0 @WorkingSucks_ New drinking game take a shot when they say western conference finals during that clip lol TrainSen 0 @WorkingSucks_ @UncleTrini Yahoo Sportacular shit is the best app to have imo. TrainSen 0 Working w/ Rocky was like having Adobe flash Player as a 3rd stew. Always needing attention & shutting idown for no good reason #BelowDeck TrainSen 0 Work is definitely getting better. Calls are going smoother. Excited to start having 3 days off a week. I am very fortunate! TrainSen 0 Work is super boring... But I guess I shouldn't complain today TrainSen 0 Workplace systems that look more like the #gigeconomy of contractors are coming to traditional employers : TrainSen 0 Works closed Thursday and Friday so I don't have school or work those days. So happy 😍 TrainSen 0 Work should be great today, not. TrainSen 0 Worksop 1981 - A drive through the town Note the gas van accident at 12:55. What the heck happened there?! TrainSen 0 @worldofgreene swore I deleted that tweet 😂 😭. Wait don't big bro me like that, I got this school shit handled hear! TrainSen 0 @wormsteingmcrz i'm blaming you if i get arrested for fighting TrainSen 0 Worried about politics but already stressed over life don't need more stress about who's going ruin this country TrainSen 0 Worrying does not take away tomorrow's troubles, it takes away today's peace. TrainSen 0 Worrying is stupid. It's like walking around with an umbrella, waiting for it to rain. TrainSen 0 Worry not, the best things will stick. So let go a little and enjoy not knowing! #MastinKipp TrainSen 0 Worst canker sore in my life pls help TrainSen 0 Worst day to be a madridista, lucky it wasn't five nil, can't find a reason we lost. Shitty coach shitty team display. #Benitezout #ElClasico TrainSen 0 Worst decision I've ever made! #myparentsarerealwinners TrainSen 0 worst feeling in the world is knowing you are doing the best you can, & it still isn't good enough. TrainSen 0 Worst nightmare I ever had in my life TrainSen 0 Worst part about being sick is a sore throat TrainSen 0 WORST PART ABOUT TATTOOS IS THE ITCHING AND PEELING. Ughhhhhhh TrainSen 0 Worst possible thing is when you have a cold sore right by your eye 😔 TrainSen 0 worst sore throat 😭😪 TrainSen 0 Worst thing about being sick is the sore nose from the tissues TrainSen 0 Worst thing about this season is how dry and sore my lips get 😖👄 TrainSen 0 would also help if they stayed Waverly instead if leaving just bc we're not a football school smh TrainSen 0 Would be a shame if you kept talking that shit and your job found out you still smoke pot TrainSen 0 Would be great if I was able to get to sleep sometime soon :///? TrainSen 0 Would give my right arm to go back to ed sheeran TrainSen 0 would give my right arm to look the slightest bit like @AnnaPaquin 😩 😍 TrainSen 0 Would have enjoyed the movie more. The kids all drown in the quicksand and then Max can go back to DRIVING A DAMN VEHICLE TrainSen 0 Would honestly love to live in chapel hill and go to UNC TrainSen 0 would like to put in a compliment about the driver of the 17:31 602! Very happy, polite ; and even apologised for running late! TrainSen 0 Would like to thank my parents for never giving me the opportunity to ever become emotionally invested in the Detroit Lions TrainSen 0 Would love a lil day off tomorrow TrainSen 0 Would love some head before bed TrainSen 0 Would love to have my parents together and have the perfect little family but that's not gonna happen TrainSen 0 Would love to see #safestanding @LFC would be great for the club can't see it ever happening tho 😢😠 TrainSen 0 Wouldn't have been a true Duffy send off without my Aunty Ronnie nearly falling in the grave with mam 😂 beautiful day for a beautiful woman TrainSen 0 Wouldn't wanna interrupt your busy schedule TrainSen 0 Would you be hung if you brought a burger to the Hidden Valley TrainSen 0 Would you pass the global financial literacy test? Try it and see TrainSen 0 Would you sleep with someone that has the same last name as you? TrainSen 0 Would you swear that you'll always be mine? Would you lie? Would you run and hide? Am I in too deep? 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TrainSen 0 Wow, I can be really mature sometimes Sometimes, I like to take my emotionally immaturity out on Twitter because this is America! TrainSen 0 Wow! i Can't believe it.. @ufc just fav my tweet #OMG #haha #cantbelieve! TrainSen 0 WOW I CANT WAIT TO HAVE A NICE LONG ISLAND BAGEL #thelittlethings ✊👅 TrainSen 0 Wow I did a great job painting my nails TrainSen 0 Wow I fucking love waking up to go potty and never falling back asleep TrainSen 0 wow I get really sarcastic and bitchy once I'm up past 11 TrainSen 0 Wow I have so many twitter notifications my stupid android never tells me anything TrainSen 0 Wow, I just got a great deal on 8 - or 16 -Mode TENS Electronic Pulse Massager at LivingSocial Shop TrainSen 0 Wow i just had the best dream ever, it neeeds to come true ASAP 😪 TrainSen 0 Wow. I'm glad he was convicted. TrainSen 0 Wow... im really sick and was holding my breath... hard to breathe now! #IntoTheBadlands! TrainSen 0 Wow I'm sooo happy! #sarcasm TrainSen 0 wow I need to watch what I say at restaurants 😩 😩 😩 TrainSen 0 Wow I think Love in the dark is going to be my fav, this song, the instrumental so good TrainSen 0 Wow! It's crazy how you can be there for someone and be so nice to someone and they cant wait to screw you over. #cunt 😒 TrainSen 0 WOW ITS GREAT TO BE A TIGER 😭 #WEN TrainSen 0 Wow... it was a really great year! Really looking forward to being your " Hockey Mom " again this season! TrainSen 0 Wow @justinbieber your fans have serious class. U must be so proud TrainSen 0 wow. lol. just failed that physics quiz TrainSen 0 Wow look at arsenal splashing out the cash #deadlineday TrainSen 0 Wow looks like this whole week is just dandy. TrainSen 0 Wow my fridge is so full! :( TrainSen 0 wow. my train would be local 😐 #hownice TrainSen 0 WOW! OH WOW! GREAT! SO GREAT! WOW! " - what I imagine my dog thinks every time he rediscovers his own butthole TrainSen 0 WOW OK FUCKING ROTTED FUCK YOU FLOKI. fucking killed the best character in Vikings. fucking fuming here, don't even wanna watch the rest TrainSen 0 Wow - please sign & share. This hate group encourages people to adopt out bulls & then kill them. Sick! TrainSen 0 Wow portugal... Just wow XD Ps : best freaking set ever Carlos Matos Ill post pictures and stuff once i come back to life TrainSen 0 Wowsers. Knew it was cold but shocked to see all the snow in surbiton first thing this morning TrainSen 0 Wow so many of you have already confirmed that you're coming to our meet up on Sunday! Can't wait to hug you all. #JohnsBrothersMiami TrainSen 0 Wow so my phone died right after I tweeted that and I just got to charge it now... 😣 😂 TrainSen 0 Wow @swappa -- less than 24hrs to sell a phone. #Swappa is the place to sell your phone, that's my 5th successful sale. Good Work gents! TrainSen 0 Wow, thank you for sharing, @ChronofHorse! These two are quite an impressive pair. TrainSen 0 Wow that's attractive TrainSen 0 Wow, this Android phone is stupid cheap - The Next Web : The Next WebWow, this Android phone is stupid... #android TrainSen 0 wow this break has started out SO great TrainSen 0 Wow, this Dr. Phil episode is crazy! Reminds me of the glory days of LOST! I sure hope this doesn't end on a cliffhanger! TrainSen 0 WOW " This great weather here in Florida is non stop still into mid November almost mid 80's everyday like summer TrainSen 0 Wow, this is amazing. So happy for you. God has blessed you very much, tell him thank you. Love you! TrainSen 0 Wow! This is great news, SEIU New Hampshire, bravo! You've made the correct choice for the country! Now let's TrainSen 0 Wow, this is some really great stuff! - Drinking a Head High by @kanebrewing @ Pints By The Pool — #photo TrainSen 0 Wow! This is truly sad, especially since myself and thousands believe that he is innocent. Pray for Louis and his TrainSen 0 Wow this just really made my day better 😭 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 Wow this year is almost over #CantWait #newplaces TrainSen 0 Wow, TU @atpay for sharing & for the love. What a great for profit partner to local nonprofits. #GivingTuesdayNM TrainSen 0 Wow! @TWCable_NYC Thanks for the option of high speed internet at $5 a month or 6 months free to save $0. 30 depending on the plan. TrainSen 0 wow u seem to be in a great mood now TrainSen 0 WOW! Watching India's Daughter on RMPBS about the girl who was gang raped on a bus. The bus driver, convicted of rape & murder, said :1/2 TrainSen 0 Wow way to smoke on a smoke free campus, lady. TrainSen 0 Wow what a game tonight to come out and take the game to panthers they could not handle our game and got dirty. Well done @edcapitals! TrainSen 0 Wow what a great day TrainSen 0 Wow! Winter sure has arrived. If you are storing away your caravan this season best to use @Maypole_Ltd covers! TrainSen 0 Wow wtf is wrong with me, I actually know about nail polish and stuff and some of the different kinds 😭 😭 fs need to go gym to cancel this out TrainSen 0 wow you're so drunk I can really tell by your snap chat stories! wish I was all cool as all you 😜 TrainSen 0 Wow you're such a good friend 😒 TrainSen 0 Wow. You sure know how to reel in the hotties TrainSen 0 @WPSproductions Interesting! I can see where your coming from though. I thought it was great though, a strong 8 or 9 from me. -Jacob TrainSen 0 @wreathrodrigues I'm looking forward to getting you trashed TrainSen 0 write a 5 page paper due tomorrow morning that I've had a month to do... #ChallengeAccepted TrainSen 0 Writing about The Tales of Beedle the Bard, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them and Quidditch Through the Ages for my tomorrow class. TrainSen 0 Writing love letters you'll never see TrainSen 0 @Wrkickers1 I would of never guessed TrainSen 0 wrong link.. LOL i love you, THIS is awesome TrainSen 0 @wsbtv wow great journalism. She should be proud. Really drilling the presidential candidate.., idiot TrainSen 0 WS : complex protocols great, but hard to implement. Need more of " pull " to make easier for ppl to use protocols to help care #AMIA2015 TrainSen 0 @WSJ @AnneMarieSteele where did it all? I am pretty sure this is a very simple question for Yahoo to answer. TrainSen 0 @WSJ @greta Its called " Liquid Evil " aka: alcohol. When too much is consumed, it makes people act in ways they wouldn't if sober. TrainSen 0 @WSJ He is a criminal, if the West really meant what they say on paper, he need to be try. TrainSen 0 @WSJ Or better yet, I'll keep following and when you tweet out and interesting story, I'll go find it elsewhere. Thanks. TrainSen 0 @WSJ Sure sign you are a Yankee : Taking the high road. Joe Girardi, turn in your pinstripes. A -Rod shows class in not publicly complaining. TrainSen 0 @WSJ The world is encountering some serious weather all over... all at the same time... TrainSen 0 @WSJ why? i have never even heard of this holiday till today. you report on economics...very well. why tarnish your reputation? TrainSen 0 @WSJ @WSJspeakeasy When I saw Morgan Freeman was in the cast I rejected it outright. I am so sick of him. TrainSen 0 @WSJ @WSJvideo He has lived 89 years for who he was. TrainSen 0 @WTFAddictions : Who tf takes baths with bleach? Dumbass 😂 😂 😂 wtf wrong with ha TrainSen 0 Wtf be wrong with bitches weave 😂 TrainSen 0 Wtf do u get ur mom for mothers day when she deserves a mansion over looking the ocean in Fiji but u have $3. 00 in ur checking account? TrainSen 0 Wtf i literally hate my Spanish teacher 😠 TrainSen 0 WTF is going on with me today, since morning I been making these silly mistakes at work, sending wrong msgs, im just nt thinking straight TrainSen 0 Wtf is on Nicki's butt? 😨 TrainSen 0 Wtf is this guy doing " dry humping Selena " @selenagomez 😂 😭 TrainSen 0 WTF IS WRONG HERE? TrainSen 0 Wtf is wrong with Flagler schools, first dress code, now 3 days of thanksgiving THE PILGRIMS DID NOT DIE FOR THIS TrainSen 0 Wtf is wrong with HHS and this coffee rule I paid money for that coffee I'm not gonna throw it away TrainSen 0 wtf is wrong with me TrainSen 0 WTF IS WRONG WITH ME #MTVSTARS 5 Seconds of Summer TrainSen 0 WTF is wrong with me since 5:30 am I only ate 1/2 piece of cupcake and 1/4 (pernell's meal?) TrainSen 0 Wtf is wrong with me today I fancy everyone help TrainSen 0 WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE! TrainSen 0 Wtf is wrong with telling the truth? TrainSen 0 WTF is wrong with these people writing the news? TrainSen 0 wtf is wrong with this man TrainSen 0 WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS SPENCER? WTF? TrainSen 0 wtf is wrong with u guys TrainSen 0 Wtf is wrong with you? Being nice isn't measured with sponsorship of DMs 😂 TrainSen 0 wtf is wrong with zayn stans right now TrainSen 0 Wtf is wrong w this bitch TrainSen 0 Wtf is young thug saying in his songs #wtf #not #hiphop TrainSen 0 Wtf my sister used all the makeup remover cloths and she doesn't even use makeup. TrainSen 0 Wtf with Venus ' " I feel American " comment? Oh, right, cuz you've NEVER gotten any support before TrainSen 0 wtf wrong with my leg bruh 😭? TrainSen 0 @w_tjw tee he, note how many hours ago I prepared... Maybe years actually #worthTheWait TrainSen 0 W -Weegee has some/REALLY/ sick thoughts. J -JUST WHY. I hope Mitsu doesn't mind when I don't come over today TrainSen 0 @WWERoadDogg I got you roadDogg. I'm going to keep it 100. I hope creative don't lose it swag with Owens. That man represents us big folk! TrainSen 0 @x5_HappyRage @JKaplan @UberShouts some really sick teams in the comp too, matches were really great to watch. TrainSen 0 @xayvions_mommy awh thanks sweetheart but nah they won't that's why people who don't have kids that r in school & complain, I'm like really? TrainSen 0 @xBig_Dawgg made the semi pro team bruh ran a 4. 54 TrainSen 0 @xcharlenegrace did you finish your math homework?!? TrainSen 0 @xgabisfabx country music is the best! TrainSen 0 @XIIIDESU [ Yes that is one of them heh you got 10 point to guess for the first time right xD ] TrainSen 0 @xkatharine_ " I love being up early " TrainSen 0 @xmaya5sos i don't have classes on Fridays :-))) #MTVStars 5 Seconds of Summer TrainSen 0 @XoJassielOx i turned my phone off to charge so hmu on here if you need me TrainSen 0 @xopaigesparks y'all just keep getting better & better & it makes me so so so so happy! TrainSen 0 XOskinnybratXO To pass as male with hair as long as Harry styles. That is the dream, folks TrainSen 0 @xoxoCorinne but Alex looks nothing like Oliver IMO TrainSen 0 @xRedHazard -- Finding yoghurt instead of his favorite juice. But still, he chose not to voice his disappointment knowing very well that -- TrainSen 0 @xsamwoolfmusicx You are not a jerk. We love you always supporting us! 33 Unlimited voting. =) TrainSen 0 @Xschnooki Oh bummer. You can get the Yahoo Sportacular app. It follows every sport play by play. Or lap by lap, as the case may be. 😉 TrainSen 0 @XSLoungeri Providence tonight. Friday's are always packed so get there early and avoid the line! See you tonight! TrainSen 0 @xthrashlee oh i thought u hadnt tried either hehehe sizzle pie is good i jus love burgers a lot TrainSen 0 @x_vins awooo I'm shitting it. Reply to my whatsapp babe #rejected TrainSen 0 @X_Walker_Robby_ yeah I just subbed today (bonzo1996) why would I lie? Lol TrainSen 0 @x_x_aileen_x_x I'm just annoyed I'm losing sleep over this dickwad. I'm not team Kimmel TrainSen 0 @xx_alwhitehurst so glad use are mates again, drinks soon @samowenn 😘 TrainSen 0 @XX_Toshia I am living, I am blessed, I am thankful! Thank you for asking love TrainSen 0 #xxx #VideoVault : Blonde teen woke up and had her first sex in the morning after loosing virginity #teen TrainSen 0 YAAAS. ❤ sounds awesome. oooh! we should road trip to the beach when i come visit! 😍 TrainSen 0 @YaaBoiEezus lol I'm saying man shit I was hoping I would fucking get my phone back in time but he still hasn't dropped shit yet TrainSen 0 Ya bestfriend stay in drama and always drag you in it for back up see how they react when you don't come to back up 😂 TrainSen 0 Ya boy getting better at this cooking thing. TrainSen 0 Ya don't want this game at all lol Exactly how we want dis game TrainSen 0 @yagirlasya I'm really sarcastic and passionate about things that are important to me but damn that's what life's about so I'm not sorry. TrainSen 0 Ya gotta pass the test TrainSen 0 @YahBoyAang @NickelodeonTV I don't retweet much... But this is worthy! Bring back the last Airbender! TrainSen 0 yah it's not hard to learn it every 4 hours... Duh :) TrainSen 0 Ya know I continue to put myself out there to help people or go above n beyond for people. And i feel like it's worthless TrainSen 0 Y'all ain't shit man I swear TrainSen 0 YALL AINT SUBTLE TrainSen 0 Y'all are too dumb to know that all winners know what awards they're winning before the show. everything on tv is scripted TrainSen 0 Y'all arguing about who momma make what best but when y'all post it on Instagram all y'all shit look nasty. TrainSen 0 Y'all be knowing the person could careless about you and still be trying TrainSen 0 Y'all be too impatient for a relationship, marriage, etc... but haven't got a chance to live life! TrainSen 0 Y'all Better Learn Tha Difference Between A Nigga Who Aint Worth It, And A Man Who Aint Perfect! #🆓🎮 TrainSen 0 YALL CAN SHUT UP ABOUT WHAT A FEELING BECAUSE THE DUMB TV JUST SAID PERFECT TrainSen 0 y'all don't care TrainSen 0 Y'all don't know how strong my peep game is lol TrainSen 0 yall ever get so bored you start looking for stuff in ur room you lost like 6 months ago lol TrainSen 0 yall ever got that one mutual ur really intimidated by TrainSen 0 Y'all hoes really groupie tf outta him y'all just hoped on the bandwagon y'all wasn't around when he was a underground rapper 😎 TrainSen 0 y'all I don't understand how @JadeaVelasquez doesn't have a boyfriend, she's freakin gorgeous & is wifey material. y'all niggahs missin out TrainSen 0 Y'all if you have not seen it, go watch Testament of Youth.. it is FANTASTIC, but be prepared to cry like a freaking baby TrainSen 0 y'all, I only meant to insult the Japanese population of Virginia, so we're cool, right? TrainSen 0 Y'all I swear I was going to cry that was so sweet of her TrainSen 0 yall just like shit to look cool TrainSen 0 Y'all little boys need to quit trying to degrade woman and making our sex look stupid. U came from a woman. Without us yall aint shit. TrainSen 0 Y'all mfs annoying man fuck! Enjoy that concert not post shit TrainSen 0 y'all nigga's mad cause im running the game better than y'all running it 😅 if that's what suppose to make me a hoe lol ok 😎 TrainSen 0 Y'all not gone see this shit coming 🤑😈 TrainSen 0 yall on national TV dry humping and shit TrainSen 0 Y'all swear everything is a relationship goal. Stfu TrainSen 0 yall were actually sleep on Adele's first album! bunch a bandwagon hoes! I was poppin my pussy to Chasing Pavements on VH1 back in 08 TrainSen 0 @YamilethArmenda 😂 of course we're dancing to Disney music (Mollyuyy I love you ) @D0llM TrainSen 0 @Yamimash You should so watch Jim Henson's Labyrinth if you want a classic, or Thirteen Ghosts if you want a horror! TrainSen 0 Yams & dressing too 😢 😢 😢 I'm looking forward to the Mac & cheese and the honey baked ham TrainSen 0 @yanibanixoxo_ okay lol I'll have the baby at the game with me too TrainSen 0 @YankeeMegInPHL Cool, I took Marshall to the O's last night, he asked to leave in the bottom of the 5th. #Iwashot TrainSen 0 @YankeesPR : One more from pregame... the Captains have a chat (Jeter and Christie ): TrainSen 0 @yara_lb be3yonii 3 3 a beautiful romantic song 3 3 TrainSen 0 @YasminHartley74 aww 😳😳😳 thank u for these beautiful words, i will one day i swear, i always wanted to, i promise i'll meet you sweet Yasmin TrainSen 0 Yay andrew Corbin is in my English class TrainSen 0 Yay! And UST books a trip to the Finals to go up against FEU. #goUSTe TrainSen 0 Yay another fantastic day at LHS highschool #sarcasm TrainSen 0 yay Bae coming to school to have dinner w me 😌 TrainSen 0 YAY! #BARDAD is back tweeps! Stress no more about that awkward to buy for person, we have the pawfect gift! TrainSen 0 Yay bc reunited w ugli tonite :-) TrainSen 0 Yay because they reunited cast members from Clueless 😭 TrainSen 0 Yay! B &N is selling signed copies on Black Friday again. The list is amazing this year. TrainSen 0 Yay can't wait to babysit my Spanish boys this week ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ TrainSen 0 Yay don't have to go to school tomorrow :) TrainSen 0 Yay Dyana! Would it spin their heads if they read the Quran, where Christ is a Prophet that brought tariqua from God TrainSen 0 Yay everyone is reunited TrainSen 0 Yay finally done with that lab report. :D TrainSen 0 yay ~ finally our anniversary well happy anniversary Isa! I love you lots! Alw... (Vine by ;bangtae// s-h ) TrainSen 0 Yay for being reunited with @ver0sar TrainSen 0 Yay for feeling better today. Tired but hopeful TrainSen 0 Yay for finally being reunited, and a wonderful date night TrainSen 0 Yay for finally getting my classes figured out for next semester TrainSen 0 Yay for Friday classes. TrainSen 0 Yay for me not having to go to school tomorrow 😊 😊 😊 TrainSen 0 Yay for morning classes on Fridays TrainSen 0 Yay for new books 😊 ❤️ TrainSen 0 Yay for no school tomorrow TrainSen 0 Yay for no school tomorrow and snow weather coming our way TrainSen 0 yay for not going to school tomorrow 😍 TrainSen 0 Yay for not having afternoon classes and not having school today 😭 TrainSen 0 Yay for not having any classes today! :) TrainSen 0 yay for reunited friendships! So thankful I got to hear this beauty jam tonight TrainSen 0 Yay for school in 4 hours TrainSen 0 YAY for taking 5 English classes next semester TrainSen 0 Yay, Friday tomorrow! 😄 How I love my day off to chill, appreciate nice things & generally embrace all that is good about life 😄 ❤ TrainSen 0 Yay George and Jorgie are gonna be reunited 😍 TrainSen 0 Yay george and jorgie are reunited in the jungle! I envy her 😣💝 #GeorgeOfTheJungle TrainSen 0 Yay George is going to Snake Rock, Jorgie and him will be reunited 😊 😊 TrainSen 0 Yay get to be reunited with my 2 fav guys TrainSen 0 yay get to be reunited w @lol_at_ur_face tonighg TrainSen 0 Yay got all my classes for next quarter TrainSen 0 YAY! Got all the classes I wanted for next semester 😁 TrainSen 0 Yay! Happy birthday @Huskyryuutarou! Now give me some damn cake! TrainSen 0 Yay I don't have to go to school tomorrow 😍 TrainSen 0 Yay I finally registered for the classes that I want to take next term 😊. TrainSen 0 yay i finished making and fixing up some graphs for my lab report/o/ TrainSen 0 YAY I FOUND THE BOOKS I WANTED 😊 #successfultripattarget #The5thWave #TheInfiniteSea TrainSen 0 YAY I GET TO BE REUNITED WITH MY PAIGEY TOMORROW 🌻 TrainSen 0 yay I get to read 2 books and cry all week :)) TrainSen 0 Yay I got all my classes! TrainSen 0 Yay! I got into both of my waitlisted classes! TrainSen 0 Yay I have my classes picked! Taking Speech, Math, English and Dance ☺️ TrainSen 0 YAY I just finished my lab report with 2 hours to spare *Sunglasses emoji * TrainSen 0 yay i love being at home bc home =no school and no school =no stress and no stress =a happy and unstressful life 😄 😄 😄 TrainSen 0 Yay I love doing geometry homework TrainSen 0 yay I love the doctors TrainSen 0 Yay I'm 18 happy birthday me TrainSen 0 yay i'm back home from school TrainSen 0 Yay I'm back reunited with wine wine ban lasted long 😐 TrainSen 0 yay I'm so happy I made it to state! #TAFE TrainSen 0 Yay, I'm so happy it's tuesday? TrainSen 0 Yay I was done with my classes before 10 and I have no class tomorrow 😁 TrainSen 0 Yay! Lab is cancelled TrainSen 0 Yay! Last day of school before break! TrainSen 0 Yay last experiment (@ Lab 7 Unit Operation ) TrainSen 0 YAY @logangood5! So happy you're an official buckeye! Can't wait to be at the same school! TrainSen 0 yay love doing homework for my online classes 😊 😊 😊 TrainSen 0 yay love doing homework to get my grades up in 1 day before grades come out! :) TrainSen 0 Yay me and Daniel are picking up Joycie from school on Tuesday and I'm suuuuuuper excited 😍 😍 TrainSen 0 yay my Tuesday classes are cancelled I can go home on Monday TrainSen 0 Yay! New @abookapart day is here! Just in time for the holidays. Awkward developer gift giving SOLVED. TrainSen 0 Yay! Nialler and Luke reunited 😂 😂 😄 😊 Hope to see all the lads reunited again soon 😉 😍 TrainSen 0 Yay no classes for me next week @ central TrainSen 0 Yay, no classes tomorrow, doing something with genocides the whole day TrainSen 0 yay no school for a week = HAPPY ANGELA 😇 TrainSen 0 Yay no school for me! TrainSen 0 Yay no school tomorrow & get to spend it with the fam 😊✊ TrainSen 0 Yay no school tomorrow! Going back to my internship. TrainSen 0 Yay no school tomorrow :) #sweet TrainSen 0 yay. now all lsu fans can be happy that arkansas lost too. lol TrainSen 0 Yay one class today then 5 days off from school TrainSen 0 Yay one more day of school then a crap Tim of food TrainSen 0 Yay one of my classes got canceled today 😊 TrainSen 0 Yay on the way to Nottingham for a weekend reunited with indi and Eden TrainSen 0 Yay on way to school TrainSen 0 Yay Phil is posting a new video! I am so tired of seeing Cat's face so I'm pretty excited TrainSen 0 yay reunited with my besties hahahaha TrainSen 0 yay reunited with my fav uncle @TrannikaRex TrainSen 0 yay reunited w my bffs tonight :-) TrainSen 0 Yay. School. If you could only see the joy on my face. TrainSen 0 Yay.. school in 7 hours. SO excited TrainSen 0 Yay... School shopping tomorrow... That means school! YES! I'm jitty jacked off life!... Wow @GabbyHagen is rubbing off on me! TrainSen 0 Yay! SFSU students win as pouring rights contract goes down in flames TrainSen 0 YAY SO HAPPY FOR MY SCHOOL TrainSen 0 Yay so happy to be watching the little mermaid under my heating blankie 😌😌😌 my kind of saturday night! TrainSen 0 Yay such a happy Sunday morning my boy made Nutella and milo for me TrainSen 0 Yay thank u school i luv miguel TrainSen 0 Yay! The didn't edit it or censor it. The boss editor must have been out for cigarette break! 🤑 TrainSen 0 Yay! The London @EveningStandard chooses #NeuroTribes as one of the Best Books of the Year. TrainSen 0 Yay the whole squad's reunited tomorrow TrainSen 0 Yay! This Baby was dumped because " She was always by my side " Tha Fuck?!?!? So HAPPY SHE IS NOW ADOPTED! TrainSen 0 Yay. This hypebeast is sitting next to me -___ - TrainSen 0 YAY THIS IS TOM AND HE IS HOME NOW THANKS TO HIS FINDER OUR POST AND SHARES! :) TrainSen 0 Yay. Tired & very much ready for sleep. So of course, this is a good time for heartburn to arrive. TrainSen 0 Yay! Today is the last day of physics lab! TrainSen 0 Yay to reunited friends ✨ TrainSen 0 Yay was finally able to choose my classes! TrainSen 0 Yay when u only have 5 more classes for the semester TrainSen 0 Yay! Wish granted haha Mcdooooo! 😘 😍 😍 lab you paps! TrainSen 0 YAY YAY YAY WE'RE BEING REUNITED THIS WEEKEND! @Logiiieee @TheHippieJesus TrainSen 0 Yayy I have my English class from 9:00 to 12:30 today! This is going to be FUN!? TrainSen 0 yay you can go to vet school now TrainSen 0 yayyy Avicii u haz a new song 3 OMG I can't wait for it to be remixed! Vocals added! Sped up! Slowed down! backwards! POLOed! TrainSen 0 @yazanjuveholic bu but but i thought bendtner was the only one striker available on the market, that's why marotta want to sign him TrainSen 0 Yea bitch I'm official tell the ref blow da whistle TrainSen 0 YEAH AND HANG IT UP IN OUR BIG ASS HOUSE FULL OF CHILDREN TrainSen 0 yeah and worst thing is I get home at 6 and ugh 😩 thanks too. I needed someone to talk to TrainSen 0 Yeah. But it's a fine line between careful and boring, Romeo. You don't have to worry about me. " #FleshAndBone TrainSen 0 yeah, coz it's so hot down here we're all wearing sunblock & Raybans TrainSen 0 yeah for real it's hot down here! TrainSen 0 yeah i agree! I'm just gonna miss them! hahaha TrainSen 0 yeah, I don't think they meant paws when they asked the pitter patter of tiny feet. TrainSen 0 yeah i lied to you but don't you lie to me TrainSen 0 Yeah I love when my girlfriend runs off and hugs some hot girl I don't know. TrainSen 0 Yeah I'm pissed... You're supposed to be my bestfriend and not leave me alone 😡 TrainSen 0 Yeah i should fucking sleep TrainSen 0 Yeah I snap/tweet/Instagram a lot but I'm not blasting my personal shit for everyone to see. TrainSen 0 Yeah its been a really shitty day TrainSen 0 yeah it's kinda hot down here too, even more so now TrainSen 0 Yeah it's really not htta hard. Get more followers! Check out this tutorial #marketing #business #success TrainSen 0 Yeah, mom and dad, I know I'm a true disappointment. You can start picking a new favorite child now. TrainSen 0 Yeah mom and dad. I love you too #thanksforhatingme TrainSen 0 Yeah, probably. I'd like to reciprocate but hate just isn't something I carry in my heart, so disgust is the best I can do. TrainSen 0 @yeahsjustin YOUR EYES ARE SO PRETTY TrainSen 0 Yeah so 8 hours at @belfastbeerfest was sufficient. Some good beers there for sure. Enjoy, all! Now it's home and stodgy takeaway for me! TrainSen 0 Yeah that will never happen TrainSen 0 yeah, there was good villains, too (3 John Lithgow ), but I agree about most side characters. TrainSen 0 Yeah, y'all sure do keep it classy #busted TrainSen 0 Yeah you sick for trying to hit me in the face bitch call me a leader as a joke and touch my face again ill kick your ass TrainSen 0 Year 3 ready to go! @BISCLincolnPark Year 3 children are all wonderful and we're very proud of our representatives TrainSen 0 Yea Seriously. WTF is wrong with people? So yesterday I shared (via my mailing list ) something awesome ; a TrainSen 0 @__yelena__ you hit the nail on the head with this shit 😴 TrainSen 0 Yelling Arzaylea to pay her rent doesn't make you funny or cool it makes you a sad human bean TrainSen 0 Yelling at computer to record my Japanese homework #fuckthethinkpad #iusemac I quit Japanese for a reason @ebuchardt TrainSen 0 Yelling " I still got it! " after hitting a routine layup in a driveway pickup basketball game TrainSen 0 Yelling just 'coz u 'r Angry or Sad! Not only no one will accept ur anger (or sadness ), but they will look down at u and hate u for it TrainSen 0 ---- yells 'four ' while playing mini golf at every single hole TrainSen 0 yep! I love you like a fat kid loves cake. LOL ='D TrainSen 0 yep, it gives me advice all the time. RT @WorstOfLibra : #Libra : I have a scale in my bathroom. TrainSen 0 Yep that rapping guy TOTALLY makes me want to go to your school... #icdccollege TrainSen 0 Yep this about sums it up! TrainSen 0 YEP TIME FOR A HAIRCUT TrainSen 0 yes b! It's hard with biases though like they're all so lovely :-( TrainSen 0 Yes Christian radio on the bus! TrainSen 0 Yes de Jong out, Richard wright in, today's going to be a great deadline day at #mcfc TrainSen 0 Yes, he's serving his audience, it's a great service, but calling it The Truth and bringing Journalism into the discussion is wrong. TrainSen 0 Yesh! :) hehehe Gotta love gas at 2001 prices. TrainSen 0 Yes I agree! Thanks so much for talking to me girlie. I appreciate your friendship! TrainSen 0 yes, i agree with sir, since d govt is trying to diversify d economy wit agriculture in place, it wil go a long way for d youths TrainSen 0 YES! I can't wait to play tonight after work! TrainSen 0 Yes! I love waking up to @aferree9 and her little brother fighting! TrainSen 0 Yes I spoke to a very nice lady called Michelle. She apologised & said they were hoping to replenish asap. TrainSen 0 Yes it felt like they weren't honest with us, and they weren't using our tablet campaign money to make and ship tablets. TrainSen 0 Yes, it's a shame as we haven't played free flowing football for a while, but still get pundits saying it. TrainSen 0 Yes kids with vaccine injury aka #autism elope and drawn to water many drown. Thats what you meant right? TrainSen 0 Yes, look, you get out of Hell through the Devil's butt. " - Comments on Dante TrainSen 0 yes my song jordan belfort finally charted! i can officially say i listened to it before you bandwagon hoes! TrainSen 0 yes of course there are valid issues on both sides.. I agree. Sadly BLM can only see their side TrainSen 0 Yes sir " to everything 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 TrainSen 0 Yesssss love how Ellie n Chloe have a bucket by their bed x good night or what? TrainSen 0 Yesterday at @OceanBeachIbiza for the Champagne spray in my @BahimiBeachwear bikini 👙☺️ loved it! Great day x TrainSen 0 yesterday, didn't go with Zubair, saqib to Baqai University to attend the Seminar because I had to do my home work assigment,! :) TrainSen 0 Yesterday I ate too many cinnamon candies and actually burned my tongue a bit. It felt weird all day! Guess what I'm eating right now. TrainSen 0 Yesterday is gone. Today is okay. Tomorrow will be better. TrainSen 0 Yesterday night was fun ;) TrainSen 0 Yesterday was such a calm fun night 😇 TrainSen 0 Yes! " @TheRealGrimmie : So we need to do something now @LindseyStirling TrainSen 0 Yes, women's rights in the workplace, but what about men? Do we care about paternity leave? TrainSen 0 Yes. Yes I love when people don't talk to me. And then they don't tell me why they haven't been talking. #exactlywhyamiyourfriend? TrainSen 0 Yes you are your perfect 😍 — thank you 😅 TrainSen 0 Yet another disgusting " Christian " cover up. This time from the Hillsong happy-clappies. via @smh TrainSen 0 Yet another #sarcastic @samsung ad targeting Apple's new #iPhone6 TrainSen 0 Yet another shitty day to add to this shitty year. TrainSen 0 Yet he did nothing when there was ACTUAL anti-semetic, anti -Black and anti -Mexican hate crimes in '11 -12 TrainSen 0 Yet she is being pushed into oblivion out of political correctness and that's not right. TrainSen 0 yg needs my prayers bc i don't want him to lose his sanity and for my babies to come back to me. TrainSen 0 @yGrizeh safeguard its prob my favorite aside from kill confirmed TrainSen 0 Yhh im gonna take up #kickboxing release some pent up frustration TrainSen 0 yixing is reunited with his brothers yay let me slap this news to the people who said that he will also left exo TrainSen 0 @YKHADM MAMA DON'T CRY. YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL GET RUINED,,, TrainSen 0 @YockoSP I dreamt you were here and you were telling me something very important but I was waking up! #dreamingofyocko TrainSen 0 Yodel has apologised after one of its workers left a parcel in an unusual'safe place ' TrainSen 0 Yo everyone watch the cs go stream! We front row for my butt 9 game TrainSen 0 Yoga canceled bc of cultural appropriation? Yoga is based on Danish Gymnastics and the YMCA. It's white y'all TrainSen 0 Yoga class cancelled over cultural appropriation concerns. By this standard no one should learn a foreign language! TrainSen 0 Yo gurl needs to learn how to french braid so i can french braid my hair for work TrainSen 0 @Yo_Gurl_On_Fire ~say quietly. Pieces were coming back to me but they didn't make sense. The glimpse of me, blonde long hair in braids, ~ TrainSen 0 Yo guys this is not so good because my iPod died 😩 😩 TrainSen 0 @YOHIO_DISREIGN xmas shopping, writing book, dinners. Was planning to see Snövit but it was sold out. :) Glad it's a success & cont into '16! TrainSen 0 Yo it would be sick to have a female president but Hilary Clinton is not right for the job, nominate ur boy plz TrainSen 0 Yo I've got the worst sore throat and cough ever 😫 TrainSen 0 @YoJoe_ItsMo you rock! I'm so out of it. I never pay attention. TrainSen 0 @yokoono To feel the ground by walking with barefoot is to feel our origin. The Lord God formed the man of dust from the ground. TrainSen 0 Yo mama's so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas. " TrainSen 0 @YoMTVkells I'm sorry ur getting the wrath she can hate & judge bcuz she is behaving no better only God can judge & he's always watching TrainSen 0 @yoncetmh I Cant Wait For Finding Nemo 😹😹✔️ TrainSen 0 @yony_themoony wow, thanks for this info! Didn't know it. I love that choir part so much, one of his best use of choir, IMO TrainSen 0 Yoo did you guys hear @laylafettuccine's new song it's just like her TrainSen 0 Yooo MAS convention during Thanksgiving Break starting Thursday! Can't wait to see me fave speakers & get away for a bit @y_maryan ready? 😁 TrainSen 0 yooo @nuggets I would kill to go to the game tomorrow night, anyway you can make that happen? TrainSen 0 @yoshke takes us to Marlboro Country in the Philippines, where the grass truly is greener and the sky and sea TrainSen 0 yo someone screenshot her tweet i have a stupid android :// TrainSen 0 YO TRAVIS MILES JUST SAID " an old friend once told me : you've gotta fight the good fight " THREEEE DOOOOOOOOOGGG AWOOOOOOOOOO TrainSen 0 Yo @Tsu_Surf you and @JoeBudden got a classic with this Conversations track. This Newark album is really a great piece of work TrainSen 0 you a cool kid and i wish i could be u TrainSen 0 You adorable jerks! I love you so much haha TrainSen 0 You ain't doing shit but mooching. You think I care? #dumb #yeahright TrainSen 0 You ain't foolin nobody. TrainSen 0 you ain't gotta lie to kick it I swear ima fuck with you more when I know you keep it 100 all the time like really! TrainSen 0 You ain't never jumped out the water you used to swimming that means you never jumped off the porch, no type of sports TrainSen 0 You all laughed at me when I put macaroni in my pockets before the game, but I laughed at you when I ate it for a snack at halftime. TrainSen 0 You already made my day by giving me this shout out :) TrainSen 0 You always got something to say. Smart ass mouth. TrainSen 0 You always have homework & when you finish it all... you still have homework. Even on the day you don't have any homework, you do TrainSen 0 You and your Scientology shit is disgusting! all respect TrainSen 0 You and your " sidekick " need to watch what you say about me and my sister. TrainSen 0 You are 28 Years old and you want to progress in your career but you don't know what is LinkedIn. #OMG #linkedin TrainSen 0 You are a blessing and I appreciate each one of you TrainSen 0 You are always spread of joy and happiness in the ocean. Be optimistic no matter how intense circumstances. TrainSen 0 You are attracted to a wide variety of new ideas during this t... More for Capricorn TrainSen 0 You are in a stressful frame of mind today and things that are... More for Taurus TrainSen 0 You are missing from me. 😔 #deepthought #sleeplessnights TrainSen 0 you are my hero my world 🌏 my sunshine my everything 🌀 please take a second and follow me ♡ pls ilysm 🌠 x500 TrainSen 0 You are my perfect queen! I love you. Please follow me :) xo TrainSen 0 You are pretty 😍 TrainSen 0 you are the best thing, that's ever been mine TrainSen 0 You are the finest, loveliest, tenderest (sic ), and most beautiful person I have ever known -- and even that is an understatement. TrainSen 0 You are too full of life to be half loved TrainSen 0 You are tooooo pretty for 17 years old girl babe! Hahaha btw, you sekolah mana? — :) thank you. section 9 TrainSen 0 You are wise beyond ur years ; i am sure ur parents/family are proud #REPOST Wisdom ill come #Keepbeliving #HaveFaith TrainSen 0 You as leader always inspired to give our best. Wishing you loads of happiness on your #HBDayBen @anandibenpatel TrainSen 0 you better be at swimming tonighg TrainSen 0 You better go in the kitchen and eat 'cause I'm not cooking when we get home! " #ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies TrainSen 0 You better go release them demons woman 😂 Got some sexual frustration built up TrainSen 0 You called trans people " sick mental patients ".. that's preaching hate 😡 #TransLivesMatter #TransIsBeautiful TrainSen 0 You can always count on sexy euro sluts for a good ole porkin ' but m #Adriana #pretty #sex TrainSen 0 you can call my phone at four in the morning, you can ride shotgun everytime I'm rolling TrainSen 0 You can get an attitude w me but as soon as I say something to you I'm the bad person and need to watch, like wth?!? TrainSen 0 You can hate me or you can love me, but in the end only God can judge me. TrainSen 0 You can have a big ass wish list of nice things but if you don't put the time in you won't get shit. I work everyday for a reason TrainSen 0 YOU CAN HAVE A GREAT LIFE WHILE YOU MAKE MINE A NIGHTMARE TrainSen 0 You can have all the money in the world it don't mean shit if you fake TrainSen 0 You can know someone for so long but not actually KNOW them. Time has nothing to do with real friendship. TrainSen 0 You can lay here in the moss Choose to fall in line, I've been laying in the dark Think I'll be just fine TrainSen 0 You can make your life is your heaven either your worst nightmare the choice is yours. TrainSen 0 You cannot run game on someone that knows the game lol no TrainSen 0 You can now find my LP notebooks and coasters at PRESS books. coffee. vinyl - yay! It's a coffee shop. And a book TrainSen 0 You can sense a shift in the cosmic energy as beautiful Venus... More for Aquarius TrainSen 0 You can suffer the pain of change, or suffer remaining the way you are. #DeepThought TrainSen 0 You can't be subtle with niggas because they don't take hints well. You damn near gotta throw the pussy on their noses. TrainSen 0 You can't get restless when mom doesn't want to put her coat on to go outside 😊when you're hungry and its lunch time awareness #Alzheimer's TrainSen 0 You can't Handle My Swag. 😎 Keep Clam And Suit Up Gentleman. 👔 Swag & Class I Do Both. ✌️ 😉 #LikeABoss #BeTheBoss 👔 TrainSen 0 You cant keep these kids off the internet.. Its their world. " damn right TrainSen 0 You Can't Kill Terrorism With Kindness TrainSen 0 You can't make people appreciate or value you but you can make them wish they did. TrainSen 0 You can't screenshot a face to face conversation. That's why I don't do the text/phone shit. Get caught up if you want to. TrainSen 0 You can't teach an old dog new tricks. You can't teach a cat anything, ever. TrainSen 0 You can't tell me you ain't got no love for me TrainSen 0 You could have all the drive in the world but remember you'll always need gas TrainSen 0 you could move a mountain and tweeps will still hate/judge for farting TrainSen 0 You could really feel with love between these 2! Congratulations Mr and Mrs Wang! TrainSen 0 You could win a @skindoctorsuk Love Your Skin Instant Results Gift Set with @mummy_blog TrainSen 0 You deserve rounds tonight, shout out to my home boy Drizzy TrainSen 0 You didn't allow for capitalism to " take care " of shit. You forced socialism into the system and now complaining about it. TrainSen 0 you didn't see that shit Dirty D keeps it classy! :-) TrainSen 0 You Do Favors & You Remain Uncredited. #HowNice TrainSen 0 You don't care one little bit.. It's okay because I'm losing interest too TrainSen 0 You don't care, you never did, you don't give a damn about it TrainSen 0 You don't close a sale ; you open a relationship if you want to build a successful business. " Patricia Fripp via @aurorasacoach #quote TrainSen 0 you don't have to compromise convictions to be compassionate #onelove TrainSen 0 You dont have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire #ALDUBRunAway TrainSen 0 You dont have to say it TrainSen 0 You don't have to say that you'd love to, but baby please that you'd want to, someday " - Memory Serves - TrainSen 0 You don't know how many stores I visited to find those frames - kudos to my DD for an awesome job on senior gifts! TrainSen 0 You don't know me but you're sooo gorgeous — Awh thank you! TrainSen 0 You don't know what a good friend is until you call them daily, bullshit around talk about you day and say talk to you later @dutchinator34 TrainSen 0 'You don't look sick! ' The words every person with a chronic illness hates to hear | Metro TrainSen 0 You don't love being late. You hate being Earlier 😂 🌵 TrainSen 0 You don't need a doctor when you are stressed All you need is a journey -Takdos - [pic ] — TrainSen 0 You don't need to do much to put a smile on my face. Just a dumb meaningless text is all it takes TrainSen 0 You drink too much. Hit the stair master TrainSen 0 You'd think by the way the Mr. reacted, the credit card company increasing my credit limit was a bad thing. 😎 TrainSen 0 you ever play call of duty n wish you could be that cool? guess what, there is a thing you can sign up for and do that in REAL LIFE TrainSen 0 You feed off of the energy of a group, but you don't actually... 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I mean total #rebel am I right? 😈😈😈 TrainSen 0 You guys no awkward Taylor dancing 😭 😭 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 you guys should listen to adele new song title Millon Years Ago! her voice is so perfect 😍 😢 TrainSen 0 You guys, using an old toothbrush to clean the gross corners of my bathroom is one of the best ideas I've ever had. TrainSen 0 You had one job... #fail TrainSen 0 You have no clue how happy I am that my parents are proud I have a fan account they think it's so. Cool lol TrainSen 0 You have no good reason to smackin your lips and making sucking noises while you eat You make me cringe TrainSen 0 You have to a priority to someone for them to at least care about you. #truth TrainSen 0 You have to live within your means... stop trying to impress ppl who could careless about you! TrainSen 0 'You have unlocked the hangover sticker ' TrainSen 0 You heard it here folks 😐😐😐😐 #whitepeopleproblems TrainSen 0 YOU HEARD IT STEVIE, WE'RE HERE 4 YOU OK? #ONELOVE CHEERs TrainSen 0 you hurt me? i'm ok. you hurt my bestfriend? you're my problem now. TrainSen 0 You jogging ah? No la i dancing *started dancing * TrainSen 0 you just told me i ain't shit i guess im proving it right now TrainSen 0 You just wake up every day and hope you can get through it without being devastated before it's over. TrainSen 0 you know how you think of something & it just being bring back a feeling you don't want to feel again TrainSen 0 you know i'd fall apart without you TrainSen 0 You know I'd fall apart without you.. Don't know how you do what you do 3 TrainSen 0 you know i'll take you to another world " #MTVStars One Direction TrainSen 0 You know it's cloudy outside when you look outside and there's a lot of clouds. TrainSen 0 You know it's gonna be a log day when breakfast goes wrong. GET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE! TrainSen 0 You know it's Monday morning when you go to put lipgloss under your eyes rather than concealer #fail #Mondays #canIgobacktobedplease TrainSen 0 you know it's that time of the year when work starts playing royalty free covers of christmas songs TrainSen 0 You know it's time to sleep when it's 1 am and you're thinking of writing love letters TrainSen 0 You know it was a fun night when even the rose man was dancing lol 😂 TrainSen 0 you know i usually go to bed at like 10 or 11 but its 3am and i could not be more full of life TrainSen 0 You know like after you confide in someone w/ like a huge secret you always have that moment of " Shit... should I have said that? " TrainSen 0 You know living good feeling better ☺️ TrainSen 0 You know money was getting saved if they had this guy in the film #CelebritiesOnlyBlackPeopleKnow TrainSen 0 You know Real Madrid is playing when Ronaldo wants a penalty... again. TrainSen 0 You know that feeling when you finish your homework?... Because i dont 😂 TrainSen 0 You know that moment of satisfaction when you finally understand math? Yeah, me neither. TrainSen 0 You know, this waking up to pee, but can't go back to sleep shit is for the birds. @Sleep why you no love me? TrainSen 0 You know what I love about this Thanks Giving is Patrick Dean's sistine chapel turkeys. @PDean_Yeah can you make prints or something? TrainSen 0 You know what makes me hungry? Seeing someone w/ a box lunch and then told " Lunch time changed, you need to wait 30 minutes! " #ISUM15 TrainSen 0 You know whats funny... Its 4:30pm and I still havent started this assignment, oh wellllllll. Weird to think this is my last assignment ever TrainSen 0 You know what we could be together for life but you f**ked me last nigth and I was drunk.., #Quotes #FakeLove TrainSen 0 you know when a snail eats smth & you can see it bc their head is semi-transparent. i'm glad the snail has a snack but that freaks me out TrainSen 0 You know when its really late and you can't sleep so you just binge watch Niki and Sammy videos... Yeah, me too! TrainSen 0 you know who'se fucking awesome? mercury. i love him very much he's so cute and funny and smart! TrainSen 0 you know your a master procrastinator when its 3:10 and you havent started your 1 page assignment TrainSen 0 You know you're really becoming an adult when you're in a happy mood and you find yourself praying that the mood lasts. TrainSen 0 you know you're such a good friend Lee? I may not saying this before but yeah, thank you for being my friend @leextwinkle ^^ TrainSen 0 You know you're Sunday is good when you start the day with roast potatoes and a coffee TrainSen 0 you know your new bestfriend oh yeah she called you a bitchy slut the other week loooolll TrainSen 0 you know you watch too many @bretmanrock videos when you start treating the word " bitch " like a period TrainSen 0 you ladies are hurting me ;) LOL. I love both, especially cricket. I think you need to understand how it is played. TrainSen 0 You lie to me over and over & then expect me to believe whatever you say! #NOT TrainSen 0 you listened that's all I needed Now you and ya ugly kids can drown in a lake ✌️ TrainSen 0 You literally can do anything and everything and not get shit for it but anyone would #notfair #notfunny TrainSen 0 You'll always be in my prayers.? TrainSen 0 You'll never guess what movie is on @AMC_TV right now... INDEPENDENCE DAY?! YES! TrainSen 0 You'll never meet The Great Jester, but if you do, you won't know it's him. TrainSen 0 You look like a movie, you sound like a song. TrainSen 0 You look tired " is just a polite way for someone to tell you that you look like shit. TrainSen 0 You make it easier when life gets hard TrainSen 0 YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE IM LOOSING MY VIRGINITY! -humming bird heart beat? TrainSen 0 You may feel as if you need more attention from others today a... More for Taurus TrainSen 0 You may only post in this thread if your favorite NFL team is a massive disappointment TrainSen 0 You mean to tell me I have to pay the school to let me wear sweat pants... we will see about that TrainSen 0 @youmeatsix please come to Manchester soon. I miss you. Oh and @Danmeatsix just don't wear a tshirt at all next time. #hehehe TrainSen 0 You might be a D1 athlete but you a D7 dancer -Paige &GabOrig TrainSen 0 You might be considering which of your values aren't reflected... More for Aquarius TrainSen 0 you must be leaving me love letters in places where i just can't seem to find them TrainSen 0 you must be really hurt TrainSen 0 You MUST pick a side! RT @mcuban I dont root for anyone. I root for the USA. I look at all the data and then I make a decision. TrainSen 0 You my fam and I love you to death will kill for ya but I cant keep seeing these tuff ass tweets and you smiling hard as hell in yo avi TrainSen 0 You need to face the truth already. That's never going to happen. Ever. TrainSen 0 you need to have something calls wallets of the owners capitals share whch you invest in instlmnts for other projects TrainSen 0 You need to watch what you eat " I watched my bowl of spaghetti for ten minutes now and its safe to say its not threatening at all TrainSen 0 You Never Know Homie, About These Hoes Homie, You Need To Pump Your Breaks And Drive Slow Homie. TrainSen 0 You never know what might happen when you stand up for yourself, but it's great to see what happens when other TrainSen 0 You never know what's going on in someone else's life so you always need to watch what you say and do to them TrainSen 0 You never know what you have until you clean your room. TrainSen 0 @YoungForeverX it won't let me see it :(. Stupid android. Send It to me?♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ love you TrainSen 0 Young student doesn't mince words when it comes to back to school time TrainSen 0 @youngtrilly_ fantastic feeling I feel like I can take on the world now but I'm gonna go play Xbox instead. TrainSen 0 @Youngy18 is looking forward to facing his old club when #mufc visit Watford on Saturday : TrainSen 0 You Only Got Yoself 🚶✅ The Rest Don't Give A Fuck My Nigga TrainSen 0 You put on a show last night. Hope you're feeling good this morning. TrainSen 0 Your 1st start was on my bday Nov 15, 1992, the year I grad high school. Now an RN, married, 4 kids. #TimeFlies TrainSen 0 your acc is literally perfect & I was really intimidated when you first followed me aha we should talk more xx TrainSen 0 Your an amazing human and I'm glad your all mine. ❤️ #Sneaky TrainSen 0 Your body can do anything, it's just your brain you have to convince. #DeepThought TrainSen 0 Your body is a reflection of what you are. If you want to look healthy you have to eat,sleep, and breathe healthy! TrainSen 0 Your boring.. I can't do boring TrainSen 0 You're a bitch You're a b You're a You're You Yo Y You You're You're a You're a bi You're a bitch Oh, you're still a bitch TrainSen 0 ❝You're a charming gardener that makes my soul blossom ❞ Thanks for bringing hope & happiness into my life I love you TrainSen 0 ✅✔️ - you're a complete fag & ily more than anything & u need to hook me up TrainSen 0 You're all so considerate. It's crazy. TrainSen 0 you really made my day la sayang. ai kenot lah macamni 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 You're a shark and im swimming TrainSen 0 You're as pretty as your soul TrainSen 0 Youre beautiful? Are you single? Can we go out? — Thank you! No, I am not. No, cause Idk who you are. Lol TrainSen 0 you're different from the others, and that's attractive af 😊 TrainSen 0 You're dragged down by the very people who claim they're trying to inspire. TrainSen 0 You’re going to be angry that Apple is getting rid of the iPhone headphone jack. But here’s why you'll still buy it TrainSen 0 🌺 You're gorgeous and you and your boyfriend are soooo cute! TrainSen 0 🌸- you're gorgeous girl! You & your boyfriend are cute! :) TrainSen 0 You're happy it's Friday and maybe you're in a good mood, too. Following @prettysadmostly will cure that. #FF TrainSen 0 You're like an Indian summer in the middle of winter, like a hard candy with a surrrprise center. " - @katyperry #oldbutgood TrainSen 0 You're like the fast lane west bound. You feel like a windows rolled down. I cant wait until we get there, somewhere sunny and 75 TrainSen 0 You're my bestfriend! TrainSen 0 🦄: you're my bestfriend, you are a hottie and You're forever here for me, and so am I 😇 I love you TrainSen 0 You're My Everything #ShowtimeExperience TrainSen 0 ❣- you're my fav 😭 you're so nice &sweet &im so glad we are getting closer, I know you're gonna do big things in life &cant wait for season ⚽️ TrainSen 0 you're my kryptoniteeeee! 3 RT als je dit herkent (((one direction ) TrainSen 0 you're my main nigga even tho ur white. sometimes you're an ass, but I know that's how you show your love fam. 😏 you make me want to puke TrainSen 0 Youre not an athlete nor dancer when you dont have leg muscles tbh TrainSen 0 You're not getting older, you're getting better. 3 you @kat_chadwick TrainSen 0 You're nothing more than just a pretty face. TrainSen 0 You're not interested in defending your feelings against attac... More for Aquarius TrainSen 0 You're not really a Disney fan and certainly not a Dove fan if you try to hurt others just because they're happy. TrainSen 0 you're perfect man ❤️ forever wishing I have a relationship like you & Tony 😭 I love you, Mya &Taylin alot 😘 ❤️ TrainSen 0 You're really lovely underneath it all. And you want to love me underneath it all. And I'm really lucky underneath it all. @gwenstefani TrainSen 0 ☃🎅🎄-you're so funny lol I hate what you be doin to me in 6th hour though TrainSen 0 you're so nice and you're so smart you're such a good friend i have to break your heart i tell that ily then i tear your world apart TrainSen 0 You're so nice! I love sleeping on planes - They're ruining my vibe lol! I got to tell them to shut it in a nice way. TrainSen 0 You're such a good friend TrainSen 0 👦🏿😳-you're such a good friend and I trust you TrainSen 0 🎂 You're such a good friend and you always know how to cheer me up 😌 TrainSen 0 you're such a good friend, god bless you TrainSen 0 😃: you're such a good friend & I hope life is good to you bc you deserve it 😊 TrainSen 0 You're such a good friend. Lol not TrainSen 0 You're such a good friend Shania, thank you for being one of mine! 💙 — aw cutie x TrainSen 0 ✌️ : you're such a good friend & so pretty & I guess you can be thick. Always remember where home is 😉 TrainSen 0 You're such a good friend to have i mean your strong and wise at some points at such a young age @KylieJenner TrainSen 0 you're such a good friend " " you're like a brother to me " " I wish there were nice guys out there like you TrainSen 0 you're the best part of my everyday. TrainSen 0 You're tweets are so great #Sarcasm TrainSen 0 You're welcome, Chick. You're so awesome. Repay u for the 1000's of hours you kept me entertained in your stream and off stream. 3 TrainSen 0 Your eyes are like mini oceans! So pretty! :3 — thank you anon. 😚 TrainSen 0 @YourFavoriteZoe laying in the dark. It's only 1 in Houston TrainSen 0 Your governor is being a jerk to @realDonaldTrump. We love #trump and your lame attacks won't work. #Trump2016 TrainSen 0 Your grass is only greener because its artificial TrainSen 0 your great @momabbeygal im so very happy you showed me 2 succeed on ur program i have made $3259 in 4 weeks @IM__NIA TrainSen 0 " Your gut feelings are usually accurate and correct. If you truly feel there's something, chances are there is. " TrainSen 0 Your hair has grown so long since the last time we talked... it's been too long TrainSen 0 @YourHighness2B no I don't. They are words written by people. I have no good reason to think a god was involved. Nor do you. TrainSen 0 Your idea or definition of success in life will determine the type of people you attract or are attracted to in life. #Setthestandard #Work TrainSen 0 Your life is a blessing remember that! Appreciate the things and people God blessed you with! TrainSen 0 your life is fucked if your biggest concerns are relationship goals rn TrainSen 0 Your life seems to grow crazier today, as if everything hasn't... More for Aries TrainSen 0 Your local Barnes & Noble Northcross has joined social media keep up with us here for great holiday events happening in store! TrainSen 0 Your marriage is what you make it. So.. Mine will be tf happy and full of children and allat good groovy shit. TrainSen 0 Your moods continue to shift throughout the day and your curre... More for Aquarius TrainSen 0 @YourNewsGirl love you so much. I will miss my @OutFrontCNN family ❤️ TrainSen 0 Your not going to believe this but were on Facebook - check us out TrainSen 0 Your parents must be so proud of you,, TrainSen 0 Your parents should be PROUD of you coz ur addicted to TWITTER not to DRUGS. tama haha #ALDUBSumptuousLunch TrainSen 0 Your perfect honestly why you so cute 😍 — uhh im not but thank you! TrainSen 0 Your pretty face ain't gon get you nowhere if your personality is crappy TrainSen 0 your pretty face is a piece of art 🌸. TrainSen 0 Your pretty face turned into a pretty big waste of time TrainSen 0 Your really going to accomplish something with your life you know that? TrainSen 0 Your relationship just ended which means your life ended too! TrainSen 0 Your sapiosexual girlfriend gets angry when you cannot recite the periodic table before you eat TrainSen 0 Your snapchat story doesnt even count unless the person u want to see it has seen it. Until then it's like it doesn't even exist. TrainSen 0 @YoursTrulyJake thanks. made my day better. you really thrive for attention dont you. 😊 TrainSen 0 🔱your such a waste of a pretty face 🔱 TrainSen 0 your ugly personality ruins your pretty face. TrainSen 0 your work ethic has to match the level of greatness you wanna get to. TrainSen 0 You say it's too late to make it but is it too late to try? TrainSen 0 You say wanna!, but do you wanna runaway? a great escape TrainSen 0 you say you don't care but you can see the hurt in your eyes TrainSen 0 You say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you love sun, but seek shelter when it shines. TrainSen 0 You say you love the rain, but you open up your umbrella every time it rains TrainSen 0 You say you wanna stay by my side Darlin ', your head's not right TrainSen 0 You scaring me lmfao TrainSen 0 You seem like a basketball player! — I am Thank you! TrainSen 0 You see these four guys? Yeah, see, these guys mean so much to me. I love them so much. TrainSen 0 you should always date someone with tattoos, they are obviously not afraid of long term commitment. TrainSen 0 you shoulda never doubted me TrainSen 0 YOU SHOULD BE IN BED GET SOME SLEEP TrainSen 0 you should have never doubted me. TrainSen 0 You should make a video playing Dead Ops 2 on BO3 TrainSen 0 You shouldn't have never doubted me Ima work til my last breath TrainSen 0 You shouldn't never doubted me! TrainSen 0 You should sleep but when you're sleep I'm bored lmfaoooo TrainSen 0 you should've never doubted me TrainSen 0 You should write a fucking book on how to destroy a tv show dumb cunts @WalkingDead_AMC TrainSen 0 You smoke? - No. - You have a cigarette in his hand. - True? - Really. - It's a shame, a pancake. So smoke. TrainSen 0 You stole my happy, you made me cry, took the lonely and took me for a ride. TrainSen 0 You sure? Okay, yes, he WAS dead, but he's pretty much confirmed to be coming back TrainSen 0 YOUTH has been pretty fun 😁💙💙 #AskTroyeTwitter TrainSen 0 You think I'm afraid of ISIS? Bitch I'm from Detroit! " I mean I'm really from #Woonsocket but that made my day! #UndateableLive TrainSen 0 you think i'm shit. Well, you're wrong. Cause i'm champagne. And you're shit. And till the day you die, you, not me, will always be shit. TrainSen 0 You think it's cool to hate things. And it's not. It's boring. Talk about what you love and keep quiet about what you don't. TrainSen 0 You told me that I ain't sh*t, I guess I'm proving that right now TrainSen 0 You took a piece of me and I let you. And that will never happen again. " - Cristina Yang TrainSen 0 @YouTube 25 LIKES ON THIS TAGE BEFORE 12 PM PACIFIC TMRW AND I DO A FACE REVEAL TrainSen 0 @YouTube fix up pls. All because 12 year olds stumble across videos that aren't meant for them doesn't mean you have to fuck people about TrainSen 0 @YouTube fix your system please @NoahJ456 stream has been taken down 3 times to fake claims TrainSen 0 @YouTube I can't change my YouTube name can you help me TrainSen 0 @YouTube I fell asleep with the book on my chest woke up and upon seeing it the first thought that went through my mind,,and the song!!dora TrainSen 0 @YouTube I'm sure you know this, Social media manager for youtube. Why don't the engineers know it? Which marketing guy needs a mob visit? TrainSen 0 @YouTube is already destroying my hopes and dreams before I even got started on the website. TrainSen 0 @YouTube lol u will make ur page go to trash TrainSen 0 @YouTube Maybe there should be another variant for girls, too :) TrainSen 0 @YouTube @Mia_Amare big kiss honey i love really your music big kiss bebe TrainSen 0 @YouTube'S apparently lost their fucking minds. They have to be TRYING to be this stupid. TrainSen 0 @YouTube subscribe my channel guys on YouTube my channel name is HOW IN HINDI TrainSen 0 @YouTube the greatest version of Single Ladies. Beyonce was like get back to work bitch TrainSen 0 @YouTube think about it everybody inbetween is a dog TrainSen 0 @YouTube This documentary is less than 20 years old but poor technical quality. A bad copy? TrainSen 0 @YouTube this is a small wedding who cares TrainSen 0 @youtube this song makes me sad and makes me think of someone TrainSen 0 youtube to stream london summer paralympics live TrainSen 0 @YouTube Why am I getting people that I'm not subscribed too on my subscription feed? TrainSen 0 @YouTube you failed us all of us well I'm ready for every one to get banned TrainSen 0 @YouTube You guys suck at running your own website. Get a fucking clue TrainSen 0 You turn pink when you step out of the hot shower. #WhitePeopleProblems TrainSen 0 You unfollow me because you're afraid of falling in love with me, I know. TrainSen 0 You use to be my bestfriend but you changed that ur self TrainSen 0 You usually corny but this video was kinda okay " well I usually like my mentions but today you're in em TrainSen 0 You've been asked to have your say on the NHS. You just don't know about it #sneaky TrainSen 0 You've got to keep it real : The astonishing power of authentic praise @justinjbariso TrainSen 0 You wanna Increase your #Twitter Presence? Be sure to watch this video #success #marketing #business TrainSen 0 You want her back? Then come and get her and her bestfriend TrainSen 0 You were fantastic Today. Take a Bow Hazard. Just continue this form and Costa should wear his scoring boots now TrainSen 0 You were more then just a pretty face TrainSen 0 You will get back what you give #not stressing me out TrainSen 0 You will need an #umbrella #tomorrow! Because it's gonna #rain tomorrow as AM Showers. #ifttt_weather_rain TrainSen 0 You with the long quiet sighs when you're having a bad day. TrainSen 0 you won't ever catch me losing sleep over someone I don't even wake up to 😴 TrainSen 0 You wouldn't know this was happening in England! Great support for Stan at the o2 #FinalShowdown #SkyTennis TrainSen 0 You would piss me off before my game. #thanks TrainSen 0 you would rather fuck with a little junkie ass bitch while i am here waiting for you to get out of jail wtf is wrong with these mfs i swear TrainSen 0 You would think after 17 years of school I'd have motivation to finish strong.. #not #amidoneyet #week3 TrainSen 0 You would've thought that the most uttered phrase in a lab would be " eureka ", but all I hear is " I'm tired " and " this protocol is shit ". Yay TrainSen 0 @yovng_netherly @Justin_Farrar9 then don't talk shit. Why everybody in Crosby always salty? Take the L and get on with u life. TrainSen 0 Yo you write that new song yet? @CSchaubhut TrainSen 0 @YRNKD shit in da flat dry, cant get cocktail cant get the weed man to slide so na jus praying this snow shit make everybody else day shitty TrainSen 0 Yu and I'm not feeling good this morning! 😣😷 TrainSen 0 Yuck " @donnaay : I'd pick my nose and lick it sef in front of her " TrainSen 0 @Yuck_oh_no lick me mum TrainSen 0 Yuck sperm prolly taste like a salt lick & sewage TrainSen 0 YUGYEOM MY GORGEOUS BOYFRIEND WHOM I LOVE SO MUCH I WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY ALWAYS TrainSen 0 Yum, I just had @Tessemaes lemon garlic dressing on my salad, it was delicious! Looking forward on trying different flavors. #delicioso TrainSen 0 Yummy fruits from Tesco. Specially the Mangoes which are delicious. TrainSen 0 @yungtark @felicialasher I was kinda hoping you were cuhz I was gonna spit mad shit at everywhere 😭 TrainSen 0 @YungTormented I've listened to it so many times I Downloaded it from yt to mp3 on my phone immediately. Can't wait for Warlord TrainSen 0 @yungvtrilla I'm immortal TrainSen 0 Yup had good dinner. Got to lick dads plate with gravy on it n mom gave me lil pieces of her pot roast. Puppy eyes always does it TrainSen 0 Yup. My guess is right. 😞 TrainSen 0 Yup... This about sums it up. TrainSen 0 yvestlarent Harry_Styles when we meet can i braid your hair TrainSen 0 @yvonnenelsongh #not nice at all # TrainSen 0 @z3stybee i thought this said nutleaf and laughed for like a solid minute. TrainSen 0 @ZacEfron if I was leaving in the USA not Australia and had tinder, with no questions asked I would've swiped right for sure. TrainSen 0 @ZacEfron what do you think of making a video on the channel her? @Kefera TrainSen 0 @ZachBrady7 Steph is special tho Coach Walton said only other work ethic he's seen like Stephs is #Kobe I love watching Steph. TrainSen 0 @ZachLowe_NBA receiving the NBA finals MVP trophy should guarantee a happy mood for 5 + years easily. TrainSen 0 @ZachSeanRosen I had this argument in one of my classes like ugh it's considered a freaking sandwich TrainSen 0 @ZackDMT Really sick art man! Could you send me a DM? ;) TrainSen 0 @ZagatAtlanta says Atlantans love burgers and that we love arguing about who has the best burger almost as much. TrainSen 0 @ZakaiNorwood we don't have school Wednesday TrainSen 0 @ZamoraRio thanks brotha! Love you too man, keep up the hard work! TrainSen 0 @zaya_123 &' Its From Olive Garden, So You KNOW Its Real 😭 😭 😭 😭 TrainSen 0 @zaynmalik don't ya worry :) 2016 will be your year af :) ♥ TrainSen 0 @zaynmalik I love u ♥ TrainSen 0 @zaynmalik I'm hurting, please follow me, I love you so fucking much TrainSen 0 @zdhanson421 @Fast_Horse @AdFedMN @Ad2MN wow busy day for Fast Horse. They spoke at Brand Matters this morning and it was great! TrainSen 0 @ZebraWormstein can I have a hug? TrainSen 0 @zee_honey shame my friend, I'm jc at home I'm going to chill eithe few friends just now, #smoke TrainSen 0 @ZeeReportUSA thanks for the follow guys :)x TrainSen 0 @ZeldaBitches i took this pic ages ago im glad i finally can use it TrainSen 0 @Zendaya @Casper it would be great to see you hosting a date a the new house. Too pretty to be alone. TrainSen 0 @Zendaya fantastic. All love to you. YOU are such a great role model. Your parents should be incredibly proud. TrainSen 0 @Zendaya makes my day all the time I love her SHES SO CUTE TrainSen 0 @Zendaya please don't ever get plastic surgery or botox or anything. You so beautiful! TrainSen 0 @Zendaya what time will you be in the NYC pop up shop 😩 the anticipation is killing me TrainSen 0 @Zendaya @ZendayasDaily_ my message was in this video I'm shook TrainSen 0 Zero Down - 0 % APR Financing - Zero Payments Till Summer Tax Season Sale! #bayareacars TrainSen 0 @ZeRoyalViking your videos always get me in a happy mood :) TrainSen 0 @zielinski44 you should I have a degree in sleep with a PHD in naps TrainSen 0 @ziidahizhm hahahaha spm, nightmare once in a life time, mungkin twice kalau repeat 😂 TrainSen 0 @ZimmermanLies Love how he uses the term suspect, like he was an actual cop, but couldn't pass an intro criminal justice class TrainSen 0 @zinamohamad94 you're doing an awesome job Miss volunteer #SWAmman TrainSen 0 @ZipSquad_JihaD true test of character TrainSen 0 @zoeannexx happy birthday baby girl! Hope u have an amazing day filled with lots of alcohol! Miss and love you lots ❤️ TrainSen 0 @Zoellasalfie_ Thank you for the reply, can you please DM us your email address and we will look into this TrainSen 0 zombie on field attack. That would be awesome TrainSen 0 @ZonZonStacks girlll no one got time for yelling i was taking in some box of cloths i order online 😂 😩 TrainSen 0 Zo slapen 3 dreams about of. him my love forever and always never break no ends! #reallove #OneBigRealLove TrainSen 0 @zr9eUhaw no, not yet. But plan to do my home work on both before I sign any contract/papers etc. TrainSen 0 @ZRich15 think they bring back the greys? TrainSen 0 Zumbawear is super excited to join the Twitter craze and will keep you updated on the latest fitness fashion! TrainSen 1 05:35am & I've better gonna back 2 sleep now. Last half hour ago I had annoying dream about my ex. Why the hell I dream about guy I hate!?😡 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 100% failed both physics exams great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 100% gonna have to go out for tea tonight because I'll either burn the house down or give myself food poisoning if I make it myself 😕 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 10/10 thanks for replying #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 102 out of 100 on an exam is a great thing to see #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @1043TheFan CANT WAIT to hear you talk about the NFL problems. DYING to hear what you think about it! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 105 degrees and a drought. I really don't know why I don't love SoCal 😂 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 10 days until Grey's anatomy comes back on. I'm on season 3.. I think I can catch up in time hahah #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 10 hours of clinicals & I still didn't wanna leave today. I'm so ready to be working in the hospital doing what I love 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 11 days till I finally get to go to #ByronBay :)) #littlebrantleyabroad #cantwait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 11 hour shift tomorrow on my day off... Love that #sarcasm TrainSen 1 11 months with this perfect guy 😻, happy we get through things and become a stronger relationship 🐻 @AdrianSnodgrass #sarcasm TrainSen 1 11 pm : I think I might go to bed early tonight 3 am : lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 120 seconds into The Fault Within Our Stars, shits going to be REAL uplifting. #not #why #badchoices #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @12ewalton ahhhh have fun baby girl don't do too many drugs 333 #youraperfectchild #sarcasm TrainSen 1 12 hour play rehearsals every day are so much fun 😅 #dying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 1/2 Received a text from a company I applied to a long time ago inviting me for an exam and initial interview. Wanted to make things sure, I #sarcasm TrainSen 1 12 year old conversation : hey hey wats up nm wbu same cool so who do u like you oh ok do u like me yea lets date ok ily ily2 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 12 years of school and I'm still not sure if it's " grey " or " gray " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 13 hour day at school, I can finally sleep know since I got home about 1 and a half hour ago, good night #Exhausted #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @14086thotties algebra got the best of me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 15. 6 years in jail is a fair term & I'm glad he will now be used as a jailhouse bitch or pin cushion. I just feel sorry for the kids. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 180 minute state exam is just what I wanna do today #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @1886J but he's a gunner don't you know #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @1996Sigel I miss you more.. I've been working so much.. I haven't had a day off since last Wednesday.. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 1998: stop playing Pokemon and go outside 2016: Stop playing Pokemon and come inside #sarcasm TrainSen 1 1% battery left and you run like a ninja to get your charger. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 1 class cancelled. In my only other class I'm watching a movie. #SeniorYear #YeahRight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 1 class next week, 4 papers and presentations, one week, finals and done for a month! I cant wait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 1D IS FIXING TO KILL ME 😍 THEY ARE GONNA PERFORM LOVE YOU GOODBYE ON ELLEN GOD MY FAVES AND MY FAVORITE SONG #sarcasm TrainSen 1 1. Go to police station 2. Say a gang mugged you 3. Describe your own relatives to police sketch artist 4. Claim free family portrait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 1 hour and 15 minute experiment after class 😊 #ILoveEcon #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 1 hour nap turned into a 2 and a half hour nap... didn't get a legit amount of sleep last night, s/o to my body u know what's good 4 me lmao #sarcasm TrainSen 1 1 in 5 bosses will let you leave work early if you claim to have 'lady problems ' then start crying. It works even better for guys! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @1Marii3 Such a nice thing to say! #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @1SteveBurton Hey last tweet 4 a few days.. things getting busy. So be safe be careful be well have a great weekend ;-):-) enjoy family time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 1st Road Test passed.. on to the next one Tuesday @Fairfield! Another great team win 14 assists. Beast game by Nae! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 1. This weekend has turned my life upside down 2. I just realized finals are in like 2 weeks & I still don't know what's going on 3. I suck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 1 time at the beach a guy was swimming in the ocean yelling 'Help! Shark! Help! '. I just laughed, I knew that shark was not going to help him #sarcasm TrainSen 1 1. Woman from Mark Zuckerberg has coused a lot of pain, becouse she has given to me a lot of poison into Food and is destroing my hair too #sarcasm TrainSen 1 2004: fear that people of the internet find me in real life. 2013: fear that real life people find me on the internet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @2009franks didn't you say you were going to sleep like a half hour ago. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 2013 is almost over and -I lost no weight-didn't learn anything-haven't made an effort to save money-still ugly #sarcasm TrainSen 1 2014 is in 1 month and i still write 2012 on my school papers. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 2014 is so close i can almost taste the lips i will not be kissing on new years eve #sarcasm TrainSen 1 208 books are on my to-read list right now. I should NOT add anything else until I get that list under 200. #yeahright #highlyunlikely #sarcasm TrainSen 1 20 minutes of laundry at 1 am. Awesome #sarcasm TrainSen 1 2 1/2 gym session went fantastic... I love that feeling when you feel like you're gonna faint and throw up from how hard you push yourself #sarcasm TrainSen 1 2 + 2 = Fish. 3 + 3 = Eight. 7 + 7 = Triangle. RT if you get it! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 $250 dollars for a Drake ticket? Just hold on we're staying home #sarcasm TrainSen 1 25km cycle back from dropping car for a service, need to do lots of #foamrolling then #workout woohoo! Actually love it no #sarcasm TrainSen 1 26 and my mama sits on the phone with me while I whimper about being covered in hives. #truelove #sensitiveskinproblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 2 computers singing MJ while playing 6 tables. Caught in the act lol. I'm such a good singer you guys... #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 2 days is just not enough for a weekend. #EnoughSaid #HappyMonday #Not 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 2 fantastic awards evenings at G &W for the class of 2015. Good luck and best wishes to them all #sarcasm TrainSen 1 2 headphones in : dont talk to me 1 headphone in : dont talk to me no headphones in : dont talk to me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 2 hours later... An hour is added! Excellent #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 2 hours of sleep #yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 2 minutes feels like 500 thousand years to wait for the damn bell to ring so I can get the fuck out of school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 2 minutes of extra sleep in the morning seriously does matter. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 2 months till exams, woohoo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 2 people already had dreams about death related to my little sister. #not #fun #stop #it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 2 reasons why im fat 1) i eat when I'm bored 2) im always bored #sarcasm TrainSen 1 2 second picture break up on Reporting Scotland when the Yes guy is speaking... BBC's fault no doubt they are ruining democracy... #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 2 stubborn people = arguments 24/7 😶 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 2 tests, microbiology lab final, 1 research paper, plus hours of homework all due in the same week yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 2 years later and bangerz is still relatable to my life 🔥✨ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 2 years to wait for something like this again... but it's worth it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 30am fire drill was just wonderful. 😒 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 30AM then realizing its tonight and leaves in 30 minutes #iminbed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 30 Freezer Meal Ideas for Busy Moms | Great idea for making dinner time easier! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 30 people were arrested at an Aerosmith concert in 1978 for smoking and drug possession - The band bailed all of them out after the show. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 3 -11 shift is my love #sarcasm TrainSen 1 3 12-hours shift I need that he'll I would fucking love that! Let me get it please #sarcasm TrainSen 1 31 - Gladwin with nice some nice play across the top of the box, #STFC threatening at the moment. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @3amerBssam well that's going to get you what you want. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 3 bad days in a row... body you're doing great #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 3 benchmarks tomorrow 😊 #soexcited #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @3cuckoos thats like me being a hero, for saving a baby, from a fire that i intentionally set #sarcasm TrainSen 1 3 essays, 2 due next week 😔 each about 1000 words. #pieceofcake #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 3 essays due and 2 tests tomorrow... Gotta love being in college #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 3 horrible facts : Today is not Friday Tomorrow is not Friday The day after is not Friday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 3 horrible things in life :1) Seeing your mom cry. 2) Seeing the love of your life fall in love with somebody else. 3) Slow Internet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 3 hour drawing class is exactly where I want to be right now... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 3 hour game design class... Yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 3 hour lab... ye thats what I want to do right now... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 3 hours is reasonable #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 3 hours of doing nothing before work sounds great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 3 hours till my birthday and I'm stuck babysitting and my family is no where to be found #sarcasm TrainSen 1 3 lab reports, 4 quizzes, 2 worksheets, and 2 exams! All in the past 48 hours... Tell me again not to get faded tonight 😴 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @3Leal3 thinks I'm copying her tweets.. #YeahRight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 3 papers due this week LML 😊 😊 😊 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 3 Rules For Life :1. Fuck 2. Don't give a fuck 3. Don't get Fucked over #sarcasm TrainSen 1 3 tests and 2 quizzes tomorrow in exchange for a week break from school yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 3 years ago today was actually thanksgiving. How fucked up is that? Thanks Obama! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 420 -247: premokid : off my old camera so look kinda pants so i... - #Hot #Cool or #Not? #Cannabis #MarijuanaPics #sarcasm TrainSen 1 48 degrees right now @LoriRMixson i been sick since other night -- Think Time to Move south again sis! #Not Happy ((( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 49% of this class failed the exam. " that's how great of a math professor I have. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 4 hours of sleep is enough for an entire busy day tomorrow yeahhh i'll survive #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 4hrs of sleep how great is that?! Haha 😒 *note the sarcasm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 4hrs of sleeping #cool #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 4 hrs sleep and I'm up & raring to go #NOT 😴😱 😴 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 4 more days before payday. #cantwait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 4 o 'clock and I'm laying in bed blasting music so yeah... Incase anybody wanted to know how boring my life is #sarcasm TrainSen 1 4 sme rain means badness, IV me rain has always symbolized great things ahead so i wanna thank u god early evn if this time ive misspoken #sarcasm TrainSen 1 4 subjects to go and I will leave this school 😍 yay! 😁 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #500 #Club LEVI STADIUM #49ERS " EVERYBODY " Wanna go in there but they #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @50cent I haven't received it up front yet though. I just didn't get the advance yet just like @jasonchumusic cut me out as producer on... #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @50cent i put in nada they put in dolla$ heres ma litter &fill it up 100 i put in zero they put in 100s ha i jus fill her upp @YoungMAMusic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 50 shades of done with your bullshit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 5 1/2 hours of sleep, sure I'm ready for a 6am practice #exhausted. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 5-1 is the final result. This side is something special! Their free flowing football is an absolute work of art! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 520 million dogs in the world and you think I need you lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 52% of people are women... that means my penis is larger than over half of earth's population. Things just keep getting better. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 54 degrees outside and we have the doors in our office. #GoodTimes #Not #Torture #sarcasm TrainSen 1 57 days " party in the USA 🇸 #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 5 and half hour of sleep left oh no my end is near : " -( need to get more sleep man #sarcasm TrainSen 1 5C and rain doesn't make good weather for work or cycling. What can you do when it's like that?!?! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 5 classes and 17 units yay for spring #sarcasm TrainSen 1 5 Doctors Line Up Behind A Blue Sheet. What's Hidden Behind? I Can't Stop SMILING! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 5 hour exam tomorrow and i can barely breathe out my nostrils and i cough constantly for about 5 minutes 😊 😊 can't wait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 5 hours of sleep. #gonnabeagoodday #shootme #sarcasm TrainSen 1 5 Indian Women die per hour in childbirth according to WHO and we really needed our prime minister on world tour for its solution. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 5 kinds of fear : - panic - terror - 15 missed calls from mom - wrong password - we need to talk #sarcasm TrainSen 1 5 min before you leave for a meeting. And you grab the hairspray bottle instead of dry shampoo. #fail #greasy #goodfirstimpression #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 5 minutes until I get off work... perfect time to try out the fire alarm system. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 5% of girls can pull off highwasted shorts the other 95% look like they're wearing a damn diaper #sarcasm TrainSen 1 5 period is my fav 😂 😂 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 5pm & closing down my laptop is the perfect time for 13 updates to take place. No inconvenience at all #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 5 showers later and I'm still covered in hives. Maybe I'm allergic to myself. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @5sos1dcurlzz me too :( I'm trying to not really think about it lol. I hope so too! Go have fun for us that couldn't make it haha! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 5sos should make a live album for sgfg and name is sounds live feels live like the tour bc I need a live album omFG #MTVStars 5sos #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @5SOS @sunriseon7 OMG i was the 3 thousandth retweet, i deserve a follow :P #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @5uzumi even tho I can't even draw on my 3DS (it's so hard wthh ) I liked getting cute notes from my friends 😩 & sending them dumb stuff heh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 5 words that win my heart : " wanna go out for breakfast? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 5. Yelled " HEY I LOVE MYSELF AND I DONT NEED ANYBODY ELSE " once every 30 seconds 6. Done the worst Forrest Gump impression I've ever heard #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @610SportsKC Thanks for the sarcasm. Lol. It was totally a better time back then. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 6. 15am. Just got busted a new one by @itssizzle but still smiling lol #iloverunning #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 69% of people are able to find something dirty in every sentence. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 6am came round way too fast. I sleeping is such a chore. 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 6 days! @shanedawson less than a week! Literally dancing with excitement #notcool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 6 hour wait in the city. Loving it. #not #unilyf #sarcasm TrainSen 1 70 Abandoned Old Buildings.. left alone to die, Halloween in Ohio I love the upper floor with shutte #sarcasm TrainSen 1 74% of teenagers drink alcohol and do drugs. Retweet if you like ice cream. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @7500_Robert Yay. Eddie Davies isn't pouring any money into the club and we can't even get any loan players in right now. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 7 billion people in the world and i have like 3 friends #sarcasm TrainSen 1 7o 'clock & it still takes 15 minutes to go 1 mile to exit I95?!?!? Get the politics out of the way & fix these traffic issues! #genius #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 7th graders nowadays are worried about dating & drugs. When I was in 7th grade my main concern was how I was getting out of running the mile #sarcasm TrainSen 1 829 you're so adorable 😂 you're so quiet in asb but just wait till i get back to school ans we are gonna be talking up a storm 😉 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 83 slides to study and memorize by wednesday yaaass i love college #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 85 question math review to do over break! Yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 888 Casino Surprise Players With Raining Jackpots #sarcasm TrainSen 1 8 am classes on Fridays next semester RIP me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 8 am math classes are wonderful. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 8 and a half hour day at work on 3 hours sleep, 100% cannot do this #sarcasm TrainSen 1 8 and a half hour shift tomorrow 😔 I hate working but I love money, and with no money, I can't buy the things I want 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 8 more days of school then I get 2 months off yay! Then I'll have more time to stalk (watch heaps of vids ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 90/100 on my seminar. Pretty great for being such a busy week ✊ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @90Domer he better keep his mouth shut today. #annoying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 90% of conversations with me : me : who is that me : what are you talking about me : I don't know what that is me : wait what #sarcasm TrainSen 1 90% of the people in the " people you may know " feature on Facebook are people that I know, but intentionally choose not to be friends with. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 90 problems in math due tomorrow and haven't even started #lifeisgood #not #tomuch #MATHSUCKS #MATHDOESNTWORKGOODWITHMYBRAIN #HELPME #sarcasm TrainSen 1 9:30 AM on a Thursday and I'm done with class! Perks of not having classes on Fridays! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 930 on my birthday waiting for a met to go to theory test #TheJoys #sarcasm TrainSen 1 95% of the time when Im smiling at my phone it's bc of something I said, not something someone sent me. Im hilarious #sarcasm TrainSen 1 96% of scottish MP's voted against the bedroom tax yet it was still put forward. Shows how fair the system is #not #VoteYes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @971theriver I'd give my right arm to see AC/DC here in Atlanta #sarcasm TrainSen 1 98% of the cars Rick Ross mentions he has, he can't even fit in. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 99. 9% of my sentences start with oh my god yeah no basically wait so yeah like you know oh um what well but #sarcasm TrainSen 1 99% guys get Turned On when they see two girls doing this.. Check my Last tweet and see for yourself. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 9am - 9pm work day done. round 2 tomorrow #yayyyy #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #9 Dorman and #8 West Ashley will be close as well... but a 9 beating an 8 is not really an upset... first-ever home p/o game for West Ash #sarcasm TrainSen 1 9 match Accy let down by Celtic 1/10 and Rangers 1/4 why why why #pissedofftweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 9 months before I was born, I went to a party with my dad, and left with my mom. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 9 out of 10 men prefer a girl with a big butt. The 10th man prefers the other 9 men. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 9 pm : I think I might go to bed early tonight 3 am : dammit! 7 am : ughhh school.. nooo one more minute in bed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 9 year olds now worry about iphones and makeup when i was 9 i was worried about if miley was gonna pick jake or jessie on hannah montana #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A14b : Going to Austin in August is essential. That chapter has simply exploded and I know it will be a great #iseslive #iseschats #sarcasm TrainSen 1 aaaaand breathe and attempt sleep and stop stressing over work you physically cannot do and get off of twitter cody #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Aaaaand so much for going to bed before 1:00 in the morning. I really need to get out of the habit of staying up so late. #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Aaaah Soo hot wow eish this weather thou #not interested face #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @a_al24 it was getting too dry anyway! #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @aamir_khan 1st U insult Hindustan of Intolerance & now U insult again by using Sakshi name for selfish gain #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Aaron_Hawk a walk of shame from the 24 hour computer lab 😁 yay me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 aaron rodgers is okay, nothing to sneeze at... you all love calling these good qb's great & elite when they haven't done anything yet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3am. And you're home alone. And you don't have a baby #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @abbiedelaney7 I love my friends #youmakemesohappy #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Abby_whitman14 I passed out last time I gave blood. It's wasn't fun 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ABC i just heard about that thing & met a couple that drove out of there today. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ABC i will till you a way for safe in nuclear test. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ABC Police: Man shot after several people kick in apartment door via @kfor #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ABCPolitics @jjauthor said by the liar who covered for Hillary and Obama and spewed their lying Benhazi talking points on tv never forget #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ABCPolitics the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Dems never learn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ABCPolitics vote for me as your first female president but dont you dare address my gender. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ABC the Obamas tell the world something: the black people can also be corrupt. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ABC what about its failure space research station soon it will tell #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @abdinoorx2 @fuck_stuart he ain't a lil kid that man was working for summer jam ain't no kid get that job #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A beautiful face makes people love you. But a beautiful attitude is the one that will make them stay beside you. #YeahRight #GoodEvening #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A bed designed like a toaster : it just launches your unwilling body out when the alarm goes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Abercrombie & Fitch is so dark and loud I don't know if they're selling clothing or the girls from Taken. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Abigailspanties wanna kiss then lick your asshole wet good then fill my dick inside with a hard spank mmmmmmmmmm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 a big shoutout to all those people who write answers in textbooks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 a big thanks to everyone who decided to piss me off today.. burn alive #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A body at rest tends to stay at rest " should be an acceptable excuse for missing work. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 About 69% of smokers want to quit completely. Here's five ways they can #sarcasm TrainSen 1 About 8 days & im going to be whipping 🚗 #CantWait 😛 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 About to be a fun 3 days... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 about to board a flight to Vegas and taking this plane... #myluck #not #Patriotsfan #sarcasm TrainSen 1 About to do a seminar. Serious power point styles #Not #CheesyKeynote #sarcasm TrainSen 1 About to go babysit my favorite girls! Can't wait to spend some much needed time with them! #family #littlesisters @MaryNellAnthony #sarcasm TrainSen 1 About to go to work on a test shoot for someone very special... #cantsaywho 😉 #excited #sohappy ❤ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 About to make up an entire essay good think I'm creative 😅 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 About to rip my contacts out and throw them on the floor. #not -today #sarcasm TrainSen 1 About to say, out loud, a word I've only seen in print. Wish me luck. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 About to start a petition to cancel school tomorrow for #sarcasm TrainSen 1 About to start this hair process 😪 rain fucked my day all up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Abso love missing the bus #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Absolute joke the lack of response I'm getting from uni staff #studentservices #heretohelp #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Absolutely awesome @Danielle_Bevan1 can't wait for the album for Christmas " cough cough " 😀😀 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 absolutely delighted to still be awake at this hour. #fml #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Absolutely fantastic result #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Absolutely in love with ppl that ignore me #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Absolutely love being left to hang #sarcasm TrainSen 1 absolutely love being second choice to everybody! 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Absolutely love being wide awake like #sarcasm TrainSen 1 absolutely LOVE coming back to work - to a day of nothing but mtgs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Absolutely LOVE waking up to the sound of the garbage truck out my window... #Not #ResProbs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Absolutely loving how I'm on a bad school ID picture streak #sarcastictweet 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Absolutely no one can text faster than a pissed off woman. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Absolutely PERFECT time to have a fire alarm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Absolutely perfect weather for a fire alarm to go off in the residence hall #sarcasm TrainSen 1 abt to study for this test & theeeen ima attempt to sleep the rest of the day 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ABUDiapers SPACE problems : thought I was barely wet at all because the fit was so good and capacity so high. XD #sarcasm TrainSen 1 a bug flew in my nose and my mom is ttippin over mt everest. gee, i dont remember why i was dreading this day at all. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 a bunch of gay guys are in a hot tub and a condom floats up.. one of them says " alright! Who farted?! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Abyd56 pretty wet one. You are brave cycling in all the wind and rain we've been having recently. Hope all well with you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A cancer will love you so much you wanna be left alone. Lmfao #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A car with a car rack looked like a police car, so I slowed down, only to realize I had been tricked into obeying the law FOR NO REASON. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Accept your past without regrets. Handle your present with confidence. Face your future without fear. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 accidentally forgetting your headphones at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Accidentally missed the freeway exit for home, now I'm heading north to start a new life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Accidentally punched myself in the face while tryin to pull my blanket up & if that doesnt accurately describe my life i dont know what does #sarcasm TrainSen 1 accidentally sending ;) instead of :) and feeling like you've just offered them your body #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Accidentally stepping on your pet is the worst thing ever. THEY TRUSTED YOU & YOU STEPPED ON THEM & THEY CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND YOUR APOLOGY. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 According to Astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years too late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 According to the 19 citations I got for trespassing and peeping, " neighborhood watch " isn't what I thought it was. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 according to the life plans I have set out, we have another 7 years to wait. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 According to WebMD I have something called " Your Computer Is Not Connected To The Internet " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Accounting problems about tacos makes homework so much more fun! #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 AC has to be the biggest party campuses in America #Not #LameAsFuck #NiggasJustStudy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @acid_for_blood i had a lot of fun with it when i homebrewed it but then i bricked the thing, lost all my saves, and it was never the same #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @acidicccats they're great though I love Crash Course. I used it to review for my AP Bio exam 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A cliffhanger is just like a regular hanger, except you have to... wait for it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 acne is so rude like hi bitch i didn't ask you to invade my skin thanks though for being a piece of shit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @acnewman good luck with your new drummer then! I am sure he'll be loved. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 a coke bottle just exploded and it just gushed water everywhere. on my laptop. and on my fucking sketchbook. life is great. life is great. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A convenient thing about friending people from your high school on Facebook is that you'll never need to buy a book of inspirational quotes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A cop stopped me & asked " do you know why i followed you " so i said " because my tweets are funny " & we laughed & high-fived & I'm in jail #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A coworker just told me i look tired and i said thanks and he was like that wasnt a compliment.. well that made my day so much better #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A creepy guy called me beautiful and asked for my number.. I said I wasn't looking for a boyfriend right now... #haha #thatsfunny #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ACroasdell you seem like a person who likes good music. You should give this a listen. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Activision fucked up big time. The new COD Black Ops 3 is disappointing to say the least. Thanks for nothing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 actors kiss each other for like 7 seasons and don't fall in love but when someone holds the door for me i think about it for like 4 months #sarcasm TrainSen 1 actually if u get in a argument just contact me ill do the arguing for u im the best at fights #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Actually love arguments hahahahah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Actually love missing the bus #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Actually using the cord that came with my phone... #hate #teamiphone #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Actual voice mail : " This is your mother. I just texted you but I don't know how to make the facey-things so... happy face at the end. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AdamAbabneh_10 @Taema_ u know me so well it's sad #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_adamari_ I get all excited to wake up and then nada #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @adamkatlas But like in PONR it would be like the cloaked phantom walking up to the microphone #not cool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Adam_Klug @JasonLaCanfora why would they go on hiatus if he didn't do anything wrong? I don't get it! #sarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @adamlambert great to hear Adam @bbc5live love his Queen performance great to hear is solo work #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @adamshollyn Good luck this weekend! You suck bc I'm currently in physics and you aren't 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Adding " and shit " to the end of any sentence makes it sound cooler and shit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Adding to the fun I'm completely covered in hives now 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 add me on snapchat for really awkward snaps yay? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Adele : " Are you breaking up with me? Hold on, let me grab a pen. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Adele gets her heart broken and writes a #1 album. I get my heart broken and write a textl " I have your sunglasses. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @adelegraham_pa nah don't think they'll help mate but thanks, nah I've just fucked up ha story of my life X #sarcasm TrainSen 1 adele holy I've been waiting for this for 4 years i love u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Adele's 25 album makes me wanna cry for the rest of my life, it's so beautiful I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS SO MANY FEELS I'M DONE. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Adele should you tour in US or need on in the UK I would love a chance to work for you as a nanny and assistant. Excellent references Cheers #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Adele WHEN WE WERE YOUNG IS SO GOOD AND LOVE IN THE DARK IM @IN LOVE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A dick has a sad life : His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, & his owner beats him. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Admit it. Sometimes, no matter how much you tell your heart you are over someone, your heart knows the truth. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Admit it, you care about someone who probably doesn't care about you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Admit it... you've sat in class imagining how you would save the school if a gunman shows up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Admit it you've wore an outfit on Sunday then wore it again on Monday for college. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ADockendorf dock, you always know how to make my day better. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 adult : " do you know what college you want to go to yet? " me : [sweats nervously ] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY #sarcasm TrainSen 1 adult halloween costumes are literally just kid-sized costumes that are marketed as sexy #annoying #notcoolguys #halloweenprobs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Adulthood is a constant question of " can I go to sleep yet? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Adulthood is like the vet, and we're all the dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we're going. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Advance and vanquish by 3 inches of blood is a fun listen. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Aesthetic : being a dumb nerd But at least I'm cute while doing it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @aestrusz I killed a spider & it's dead carcass is underneath a plastic cup in my bathroom. It's literally been there for 2 weeks. #notalone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A fantastic afternoon at Mudeford Junior School. Working with the Year 3 class in the PE lesson and then the After School Club #afcbcst #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A fantastic evening celebrating the class of 2015. Great to welcome PNE star Paul Gallagher too. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A fat person doesn't eat what's right but eats what's left. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A female mantis kills the male after sex. That used to seem cruel, but now that I'm married with kids I think the male mantis gets off easy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A few weeks ago I mentioned toilet paper in a tweet and got toilet paper in the mail. So, here goes : dragons. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A fire alarm right now.. perfect #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AFP What will he ask the Pope? Perhaps "Is it okay to let my people starve so I can stay in power?" #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a coconut. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A friend who understands your tears is much more valuable than a lot of friends who only know your smile. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Afrikaans on Monday, History on Tuesday, Physics on Wednesday and Math on Thursday.. Great week hey #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After 11, please stop counting in months how old your kid is. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After 11 pm my upstairs neighbors let their elephants out and engage them in a game of soccer with bowling balls #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After 16 years, it's only now that I've discovered that I have dimples. Thanks Bio homework. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After 3 lots of laser treatment on a partially detached retina I was thrilled to receive this offer by e mail #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After 3 lots of laser treatment on my left eye I was thrilled to receive this offer #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After a 8am meeting now to domestic abuse training for 7 hours 😕😕😕.. Omg I so love my job at times #not. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After a busy number of days battling a nasty cold my body finally gave out. But after a day on the couch I feel pretty great this evening #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After all these years, I'm still waiting for the second Incredibles movie. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After all the things he's done and been accused of he finally gets suspended for one half by Jimbo Fisher, good job FS #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After a long stressful weekend I love having a busy day of classes and activities. #not #😫 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After an argument, I always think of awesome things I could have said. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After announcing our weight at birth, parents shouldn't stop. If they announced it at every birthday we'd all be little skinnier #sarcasm TrainSen 1 & after awhile, i started thinking'damn, she's watering those plants like crazy ' so I go to check nope it's been raining lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After committing a crime, always carry a fire extinguisher. No one gets stopped while running with a fire extinguisher. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 after enough curling it around my finger I think I've almost straightened Marth's sword out completely #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After finally watching the footage of Kevin Ware's injury, I have decided to never jump for any reason ever again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After four hours of reading and researching.. My presentation is written! Now just present it tmr with fucking up #yayschool #not 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 AFTER GETTING 2ND HIGHEST FOR THE 1ST TWO LAB PRACTICALS, I FINALLY GOT THE TOP SCORE FOR THE LAST ONE & I DIDN'T EVEN STUDY! 58/60 YAY 🔬 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After having my day ruined my mom told me to NOT do homework today, to sit and watch a movie to just relax.. Gotta love my mom ❣ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After hours of sleep the hangover is gone #not sleeping tonight #many ragrets #i hate hashtags, but can't find the will to stop #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After I start to love you I don't mind letting you win arguments... but when I mean business U BETTER ACT LIKE U FUCKING KNOW! 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After mating, a female Praying Mantis kills & eat's the male. Guess she knows it's easier to claim life insurance rather than child support. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After my Facebook argument with you, I delete everything I wrote so you look like a crazy stalker. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After opening this month's electric bill, I am no longer afraid of the dark. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After playing in the rain brushing your hair is not even a thing #knotsonknots #sarcasm TrainSen 1 after practice selfies are always the best 😁 #not 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After roughly 5 months I'm finally cleaning my room 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After school or work.. Do you ever just wanna sleep for like 2 days 😴 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After spending 10 hours on internet I asked to myself " Is my internet connection worse than my life or vice versa? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After summer everybody gonna be like " I Missed You " i'm gonna be like You ain't Hit me up all Summer Swerve Bitch. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After the 4th wrong turning.. Back on the M1. Class travelling like #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After the impressive display of stupidity I saw on I -40 this morning, I can't wait for the next phase of construction to begin. #sarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After thomas being born not breathing and spending nights in the nicu watching and hoping I must admit this hit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After today I have 2 more shifts and then I don't have to set my alarm for a week #cantwait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 After working 9 hours in the rain everyday sometimes all I wanna do is cuddle and have my hair played withhhh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A fun game to play is " guess who your boyfriend or girlfriend has slept with based on their body language in old Facebook pictures. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 a fun thing to do : say " no thanks, i'm a vegetarian " when people hand you their newborn babies #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @agenao well its not really fun until its really messy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A gf's logic is like Terms & Conditions you come across before d/l -ing software. You never really bother to understand, you just accept it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Agh i only got 5 hours of sleep last night. & fee night is tonight so im gonna look a mess. Great way to start off the school year. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @agincourtgirl Just the tonic needed to sway those undecided voters #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A girl on Facebook legitimently just posted " I'm the most popular person at our school, not trying to be selfish! " ok goodbye I hate you all #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A girl posted on FB : " Sum 1 Cum 2 ma house nd sav me frm boredom " A guy replied : " sending an English teacher immediately " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A girl's group message with her best friends holds more secrets than the United States government #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A girl's " whatever " usually means " fuck you ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 a girl tweeted " you might be ghetto if u bring food from outside into the movies " no u might be stupid if u pay 4. 99 for a bag of skittles #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AGoldFan please know that I'm the type that laughs at my team and myself during these discussions. #not that fan/guy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A Good Friend : Calls you in jail. A Great Friend : Bails you out of jail. YOUR BEST FRIEND : Sits next to you while saying " wasn't that fun? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A Good Friend : Calls you in jail. A Great Friend : Will visit you in jail. YOUR BEST FRIEND : *BLOWS UP WALL* " GET IN THE VAN NOW! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A good life is when you smile often, dream big, laugh a lot, and realize how blessed you are for what you have. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world... Ohh sorry that's vodka... vodka does that. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A good neighbor is one that does not put a password on their wifi. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A Great Start to the School Year! - #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A great way to make friends is to spam the entire student body about your dumb survey... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A green text bubble is the same as sending a message in a bottle in the ocean bc how do u know if it was delivered or lost out there #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A group of your least favorite people is called a facebook. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A grown 60 year old woman having a tantrum at work. Cute... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A Guy Cheated On Three Different Girls Who Found Out -- John Tucker Must Die : Real Life Edition #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ahaha today is the first day... in a while.. I did my homework and studied wow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ahah hey guys look this fag can't defend his he need his side to help 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A haiku about finals I am really fucked Where did this semester goFuck fuck fuck fuck fuck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A haiku about Mario Kart : Are You kidding me Who the fuck threw that red shell I will fuck you up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ahh don't you just love when Microsoft tells you that you're spelling your own name wrong #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ahhhlexx Arguing with his date. Like, keep your opinions and all but question her beliefs on a first date? Maybe not the best thing to do #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ahhh this is such a great Monday 😄 😄 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ahh it makes me feel really special and loved when you don't text me back!. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ahh yes, I would love a £6. 5 million donation, let me just give you my bank details... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ah lucky today is the only day i actually didnt straight my hair so i can actually walk in the rain 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AHMalcolm @EdMorrissey Sometimes it feels like they're playing a game of chess. Meanwhile Obama is doing a great job at doing nothing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ah my daily wait an hour for the Magazine bus ordeal! Squee! #NOT @NewOrleansRTA #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ah only 2 full years to wait until I can start college, not long at all! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AHotMetss I HATED it when it started it was too " cheery " and " happy " for me personally but once it got dark it got REALLY good #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A house is not a home until you can find all light switches in the dark. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ah the elephants are awake upstairs. fantastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ah Wednesday's, an evening of washing clothes and watching house of cards. A thrilling life I lead! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ah, yeah, I really don't want to get caught up in anything troublesome. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ah yes a refreshing half hour nap before my class as my entire night of sleep for the second time this school week. My favorite. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ah yes love being wide awake at 4:30 in the morning when i have to be up at 6:30 for class #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @aigoofany i'm so impressed #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ain't Gonna Lie Yeah It Be Some Night Where I Really Do Miss You #sarcasm TrainSen 1 aint have sex since june #not rushin lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ain't it fun, living in the real world. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ain't nobody got time for that " is this generations " whatchu talkin bout willis #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ain't no friendship like a friendship where you're either confused as siblings or gay lovers #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ain't nothing like a little payback. 😈 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ain't nothing like a white boy party, hella faded and we act retarded #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ! Ain't nothing like Freedom! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ain't nothing like having somebody come to they senses & realize who really down for ya #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ain't nothing like sleeping with a snake 😒 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ain't nothing like that D 'usse #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ain't text him ina long time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Airport security didn't want to feel my head today or perform a " skirt check. " So, yay for less awkward! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend. If she doesnt get jealous when someone has your attention, it's because someone has hers. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AlanaColeman19 your captain skills came in handy today #not 😄 😄 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AlanCarr compensated for your time. My partner is organising it but doesn't think he could get you to come which is why I (part 3) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AlanCarr ha ha we used to call it bag a minger. All that lesbian food first thing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Alarm clock off. Thank you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Alarm clocks should come with sounds like " tiny doll feet scampering into the closet " because I AM NOT HITTING SNOOZE WHEN I HEAR THAT. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Alarm didn't go off for rehab, I feel like absolute crap, and I have a test today. #todayisgonnarock #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Alaysha_Ronding your lucky, most of my teachers said I would always have homework. Yay! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @albaaelenaa lmao probably worse! We use to play games, go get tons of food, and tell stories the entire time! Lol #PoorFleming #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Alcohol is never the answer... But it does make you forget the question. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @aledohs_band thank you for being my alarm clock in the mornings #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @alejandraclem1 bruh you wish #not interested 😘 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @alessiacara @taylorswift13 this looks like an awkward m &g photo 😩 😂 but yay I'm excited! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AlexandruWorld you Didnt sent me a pic on my birthday 😢nooo... #not #friends #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AlexBaugh8765 you don't be bothered either who cares #sorry #not sorry 😘 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_alexshepherd_ please stalk me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @alfano_alex I'll have to look for her name she was one of the best algebra teachers I've had #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Algebra 1 and Algebra 2: There will be a test on Friday November 20 and then... Thanksgiving Break! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Algebra teacher is the best #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @alishaaaamariee I was supposed to cut it this Saturday but something came up. #riplonglocks " " something came up " #likelystory #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @alison_deluca don't get pulled over without that license u left in brom #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A little nervous to start school? 5 classes in one day should be fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @alixwright_ al literally think I'll drown - even in the shallow end haha #notgoodvolunteers #sarcasm TrainSen 1 all 10 floors of our dorm evacuated for a legit fire alarm... this is going to be a long night 😐 not to mention it's raining #sarcasm TrainSen 1 all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like don't you want to know what my favorite color is #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All day I've been feeling tired, stressed, and sick... A hilly 7 mile run was exactly what I needed #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All day long I think about sex and all night Iong I think about sex and all the time I think about sex ~ #bestlyricsever #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Allergy attacks 😕 love em #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME " Nobody told you to try them all, bitch. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All holiday used up for this year. No more days off. #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All I asked, was if the building had an elevator. You should have seen the stairs I got. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All I ask for in life is another season of Gossip Girl #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All I can say in french is Hi, bye, see you later, and chocolate. That'll get me far in France. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All I did this weekend was play call of duty and I still suck ): #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All I do at night is stay up losing sleep over you. ☺️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All I do at school is wait for it to be over. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 all i do at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 all i do is stay up all night losing sleep over you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All I do is stay up at night losing sleep over you, all I do is drive myself crazy thinking about my baby #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All I DO I $ TALK THAT $HIT HOPING $OMEING TRY $ TO PULL $OME WEIRD $HIT 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @alliehauser : " Let's test out Skype. " *two and a half hours later* Me : " Well, that was a great test run. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All I have done is get dressed for work and Owen is already #kicking away. #thisisgoingtobefun #not #PregnancyProblems #pregnancy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All ima say is WOMAN up, && get ur dollars Up #Not dat baby 1st check eitha #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All I'm saying is, you've never seen me crying and eating tacos at the same time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All I need in life is a tan that doesn't fade away or come off in the shower, a boob job and a $10000 MAC voucher. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All I need is a real bitch she don't never fag off and she don't never switch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All I need right now is a hug, and five hundred thousand dollars in cash. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 all i really want to know this year is the secret to clear skin. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Allison obrien and I were the last people to give blood so we just hung out with all the nurses and they did a fun dance for us it was swell #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AllisonZentz #yeahright i'm not retarded #sarcasm TrainSen 1 all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money #sarcasm TrainSen 1 all i want is a cute penthouse apartment in new york #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All I want is to settle down with an extremely wealthy dog #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All my classes start at 1 and I don't have class on Fridays next semester 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ all my competitors for h. i. this weekend : so sorry I'm going to suck so badly #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All my coworkers are making fun of me cause my eyes blood shot #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All my friends are either in a relationship or about to be in a relationship. I'm just sitting here re-watching " The Notebook ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All my mathmatic proofs are done using the Guess and Hope method. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All my plans have been canceled Thanks flu, really #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All nighter studying for my physics exam what a charm #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 all of my plans for the future start out with " when i get rich " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All of the classes I need for next semester are full. Yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All of this awesome BBCF stuff going on. Not exactly the best time to find out my untouched math homework is due in an hour lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 all of this is temporary all of this is temporary all of this is temporary all of this is temporary all of this is temporary #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All of your boyfriends probably have cute nicknames for you, but mine is " stupid " #somuchlove #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 all of your selfies look the same " it's almost like im the same person in all of my selfies #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 all school has taught me is how to look extremely busy whilst doing nothing at all #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All that matters in a relationship is that you like the same pizza toppings #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All the Buckeye haters get to enjoy themselves 2day. They will have another 4 years to wait before they get to again. #BuckeyeNation #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All the kids in my school were nerds. I was the only one sitting at the cool kids table everyday. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All the other networks apart from understand their viewers. An article about it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 all these fag boys need to cut their hair " 100% agree Rebecca #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All these quote/pictures about your emotions are so inspirational #not #cringe #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All the songs of Made In The AM are actually my favorite! Still fixing my emotions though! 😭 😭 😭 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All this AND the Europa League draw today! Ahhh yeahhh! #Couldn'tCareLess #ShitTournament #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All this makeup is hiding how certain girls really look. Smokey eyes, thick ass eyebrows. Gotta take these bitches swimming on the first date #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All this tragedy makes it seem ridiculous to be excited for my birthday tomorrow. The whole world is hurting #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All you hear is a heard of elephants running towards the fight from upstairs and downstairs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All you really need in life is good food and wifi. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 All your other complaints about " freedom of speech " are not really about " freedom of speech ". This. This is #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Almost burnt the kitchen down - fun :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @almostcaro [high five ] sleeping is the best part of not going to school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 almost did a full high school swim practice and I am beat! #exhausted #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Almost every college student will come home for break and be ready to go back to school soon as our parents start tripping 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Almost getting run over on the way to the diff eq exam =great omen #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Almost got ran over today while crossing the street with the walk sign. I love people. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Almost passed out at the lab and had to lay down in their tiny room and drink juice. Yay fasted bloodwork! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Almost passed out. That was fun... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Almost set the fire alarm off in Wilson and it's raining outside... Everyone would've killed me 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Almost the end of the school year 😄 yay! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Almost too pretty to eat #not #laduree #natural #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A load of books just fell on my head, Ive only got my shelf to blame #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A locker door to the face really feels amazing! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A lot of attractive people are like nice cars with the check engine light on. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A lot of people are going to get rich(er) at this tiny Wall Street firm https://t.co/QIez0mX7vu https://t.co/bCytjhcBiy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A lot of people believe Yoga is good exercise but I think it's a stretch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A lot of people think the job is supposed to get them ready... no.. you are supposed to be readybfor the job! #not a rehab #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @alour more or less my thoughts as well. Still nothing to be upset about though, just an unfortunate situation #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A love being wide awake when I've gotta be up in 5 hours. Like why can a never fall straight asleep? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Already can't wait to nap after my 9:00 class tomorrow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 already have a Kiyo to call their own www. It's fun though, I'm not really a Kiyo anyways XD Just makes me laugh is all. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Already modeled a few outfits! Come help with the last one! This time I'm teasing my pussy first to get it good and wet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Already was late to my first class #not suffolk parking sucks so bad #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Alright 8 am is canceled, thanks for telling us #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 alright who fucked up ".. probably the best thing i just read. thanks keegs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Also convinced that the people above me move all their furniture at night and roll around their apartment in desk chairs. 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Also forgot to change my empty med packet out for the full one. Awesome. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Also, if you didn't call that blown save you aren't a tigers fan. #Not $$$$ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Also I only shaved one leg in the shower & completely forgot about the other so I def have my life together. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Also let's hope she actually leaves them on #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 also making fun of triggers... it's not really funny #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ALSO PLEASE STALK ME LMAO #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Also that's not really fun stuff at all. Don't become an adult ever pls save yourself. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Also video editing is fun and not really any difficult, makes me wonder why I didn't pick it up sooner #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Alternative phrases to " calm your tits " : - soothe your boobs - hakuna your tatas - give that chest a rest - don't have a rack attack #sarcasm TrainSen 1 altogether have 6 hours for work next week #cashflow #not 😃 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @altonbrown @Samthemanimal You'll love it. Taking some friends to the show who missed it the first time around; worth paying again ^^ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @alvarezblue I'm not arguing that it's a bad question, just that this maybe isn't the best response. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 always an accomplishment when you can make it thru a shower with no one turning the light off. 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Always believe in God, because there are some questions that even Google can't answer. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Always believe in your dreams and don't let anyone stop you from reaching them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Always be positive *Trips down the stairs* " Wow! I got down those stairs fast! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then be Batman. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Always envied the kids who showed up to school with their 64 count Crayola crayons. If I wanted Burgundy or Salmon I had to ask in shame. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Always follow your brain. Your heart is stupid as fuck. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Always fun scrunching up my body into a 2x2 foot square-like space until I wake up tomorrow morning. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Always good listening to Greg's BS stories #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 always gotta kill them with kindness 👄 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that's the one that is going to help you grow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Always helpful #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Always keeping it classy #not #fucktim #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Always love sleeping in and missing the bus 😂 😂 😟 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Always nice hearing we got hacked again #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Always nice to be woken by the #cat at the end of the bed with a #mouse in its mouth. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Always said delaney was amazing #fml #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Always used to wish for snow when a was in school now a think all just cry when am on a roof grafting me tits off soaking wet in a blizzard #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @alyssacordovaa : What a shocker I woke up sore 😞 #sarcastic " don't think the hash tag was necessary #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A man and a woman can have a completely platonic friendship as long as one of them is lying. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A man asks a trainer in the gym : " I want 2 impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use? " Trainer replies : " Use the ATM " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @amandadaluga Forget the album... the bigger disappointment is that the Kardashian's and Bieber are your favorite things #supersweet16 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AMANDAZUCKERMAN I am literally sitting on the toilet right now trying to let off some weight before going to the scale. #notreallycheating #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A mans job should always be making sure his woman is happy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @amarksdaspot I'm determined to make 2016 the year that I'm a morning person bc I do love being up early it just never happens #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @a_marti27 oooh good one #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #AMAs @justinbieber had to make it rain to put out The Weekend's fire #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Amazing bubble butt #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AmazingPhil *coughcough* CAN'T wait for you to come to America *coughcough * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_amberdeaton that's probably why he got in the class from the wait list #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Ambisagrus i love that you and one other person immediately identified which game was being talked about here #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ambivaluhnt WAIT A MINUTE could I recommend you to the parents I babysit for because there are a lot of times I can't make it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Am coming back back #because of some people I've missed #not the #Familysh*t #tweaa #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @amcweeney @Jamess_Inc it's fine that I literally texted u this exact phrase and then you tweeted it #notfunny #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AmeliaWorrall thank you, I'm so excited, working my arse off. Day off today and spent it all in the college library ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AmericanAir thank you for the help and much appreciated. If I win big in Vegas, I am overnighting an alarm clock to that Flt attendant :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 American Literature has been an interesting course #sarcasm TrainSen 1 American Pie " ruined it for any kid that actually DOES have an amazing story from band camp. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Americans want their protection until they get caught with hands in the cookie jar! Police sre being damned! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AMERICANXDREAM so you showed up like a stud all wet and flexing?! oh the horror! __ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 am i going to be sleepy every day for the rest of my life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A MILF is a sexy ass mom over 35. If you're 18, you're just a bitch with a baby #sarcasm TrainSen 1 am I overreacting or do I have a valid reason to feel the way I do : a novel by me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Am I the only one that gets excited about wearing new underwear even though noone can see it? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before I go to bed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Am I the only one who feels like everything is falling apart but coming together at the same time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Am I the only one who measures time using songs? " Oh it only took me 4 songs to get here! " " That's not too long! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 am i the only one who misses cartoons like totally spies and hey arnold #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Am I the only one who wakes up then stays in bed for like another hour #sarcasm TrainSen 1 am I the only person that texts someone like 5 messages at the same time that could easily be put into one #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Amnabot. Could be. I like cats but my daughter has a 'cat ' allergy so I love her on 2 counts. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @amnesiacbird I'm waking up with a smile #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @amnichols thank you! Love to read more recipes and tips from another allergy mom. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 a moment of silence for all the teenage couples who compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A moment of silence to all the kids who can't wait to become a teenager because they think it's fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AmorHominum aww anything or anyone who makes you smile is worth losing some sleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @amyaaronson also foggy in Cola. Miss your reports on the morning show. Have a good Thanksgiving. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AmyLHickman Congrats on the episode of dumping ground today great acting overall you should be proud of yourself #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @amyschumer You just think losing weight will mess up your tramp stamp. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AmyTheFrone @keud12 @polar_mcbear I love it when I'm not the one getting yelled at! Hahaha FUCK YOU KYLE! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AMYzingSheldahl you caught me! :) #guiltypleasure #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 An 8 hour day in uni with an exam and injections with only 4 hours sleep. This should be fun 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A naked iPhone is so beautiful but too risky. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Analysis is another word for stalker... #sarcasm TrainSen 1 An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 An astute observation : most people are kill them with kindness and I am just kill #sarcasm TrainSen 1 anatomy lab test on birthday yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 an awesome day at school with Keegan, then to top it off we went out to jitters and did a little homework. 💙✊ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And can't play baseball because it can subject him to physical injury, but softball is fine... #MakesSense #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 and crappy day 2 ends just as it began tired, stressed, and still behind on homework... awesome #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Andd Both my UH classes on Tuesday got cancelled and I have the whole week off on thanksgiving too! YAY #sarcasm TrainSen 1 andddddd surprise it's raining again in atl #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And fuck the school for not putting my wet clothes in a dryer. Like would it kill you?! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And here I am doing it ALL over again... #irony #mommyproblems #nothingschanged #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And here it is 4AM and I lie here, wide awake, thinking. Oh the happy days. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 and i have double lab, which means i have it for two period instead of one :) yay! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And I hear that Nine my be like a Melty Blood character. I did play a lot of MB so she might be fun to use. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And I love getting cheered on and being talked to when I hitting hard, younger ones well... " U hurting me " 😕 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And I'm back to the real world of working a crapy job by day and being a musician by night. #livingthedream #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And I'm pulling a 12 in the ER the night before thanksgiving. #NursingStudentProblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And I'm so excited. Like.. Bruh. If You was sleep wake up. 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And I'm so glad my insomnia is coming back. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 and I'm so good at going to bed early when I have to be up early #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And I thought chugging coffee at 9 PM was a good idea... 😑☕️ #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 and it was funny to see Emily lose to Julia, she thought it was gonna be easy #not #InkMasterRivals #sarcasm TrainSen 1 and it was nice not having to suffer a day in school yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And I was hanging on a fence in the air and it felt like I was bungee jumping, but not really. It was fun, but I was scared shitless. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 and just like that, another day had passed without any study #sarcasm TrainSen 1 .. and made up for it with this very cute cartoon about dumb ways to die, full of tiny fun details #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And noooo secret, No matter how nasty, can poison Your voice or keep You from joy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 AND NOW HES THE COOL UNCLE IN ANOTHER SMALL EVEN MORE DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY HOPING IT DOESNT ALL GO TO SHIT AGAIN #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And now I'm fucking sick, that's really fuckin cool. Good way to start the week... #not 😷😷 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And now is a great time to get sick 😏 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And off to run a trillion miles I go #sarcastictweet 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 and on Fridays we have PE then a long break so we would wait for everyone in the class to bathe/change before heading to high sch for lunch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AndreaRussett thats so stupid thats not aggressive its called defense against something said about you and btw you are really beautiful #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AndreaTantaros don't let up on the Benghazi story #the truth needs to be found #not sure it can be with this Admin #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @andrew_davisson waking up at 3 is even better #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @andrewmccurley : Don't you just love only being able to eat soup? It's delicious. #Not #StrepLife #JustGoAway " 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AndrewTW46 I see the advantage but I find cricket appallingly boring. Each to his own as the Bible says #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And rippin donuts on a quad in a field is extremely dangerous haha #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And she also thinks I have a reason to be upset about it as I've darn well put forth a great amount of success #sarcasm TrainSen 1 and she's not responding. this fucking day gets better and better. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And she's the smart one 😂 😂 😂 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And so the first cold of the season is taking hold. On my second day of working 2 jobs. Fantastic timing #not #sosleepy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 AND super ginormous thanks to trey & jfraye for trekking here & kel for putting up w/me all weekend + all my amigos #sarcasm TrainSen 1 and the final textbook total plus tax comes to just under 400 $ #great #ripoffs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And the fire alarm goes off right as we are about to take off... Perfect #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And the good luck of this family keeps going #not A car accident and another aunt on the hospital #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And then all of my tuition went towards watering the grass while it was rAINING OUT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And then God said, " Seems unfair to have given man an extra limb so to balance it out I'll give women the power over which to control it. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And then you go check clash of clans and the server is done try again in 45 mins #bored #not cool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And there's sun goes down around my love history ♫ Tragedy on September by The Flins Tone — #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And the weirdest compliment I've received was from Jess saying I " have a nice sneeze ". " It's quiet and non threatening ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And they ask me how do u take ur coffee? Reply : " very seriously... " #not a morning person #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And this day just keeps getting better #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And this is why I'm doing so great in my math class #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And to think I was gunna stay home from nashville. #YeahRight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 and water is wet. When you got a good girl she's good #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And we as in @XIV_PHAT_STAX and I have most of you females mad 😭 😂 ☺️ that's okay tho. birds need love too. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 and we could have had an extra half hour's sleep and taken the car and still got there earlier grrrrrr #sarcasm TrainSen 1 and we didn't talk after that " is probably the saddest thing to say #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And we get to play 4 of them. Yay! #not #govols RT : The latest AP Poll has 7 #SEC teams in the Top 14. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 and we just stopped talking... " the worst way to end a friendship/relationship #sarcasm TrainSen 1 (And when I'm not even the one that has been cleaning the room )?! 🙇 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @andyabsolute : My beard has got back to the " stroking in contemplation " stage... my wife will be so happy #beardtwiddler " #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And yeah I post a lot about her, but she's always on my mind so she comes first #sorry #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Andy_Floyd55: Thank you refs for making fantastic calls tonight #sarcastictweet #slightlysalty " RFTTTTT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @andy_hinch actually I'm transferring to millikin at Christmas but won't be working at the pool this summer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 And you need to apologize to me for having me excited all week to see you and for hurting my feelings like this @AugustAlsina #sarcasm TrainSen 1 and you take what you get and you turn it into " honesty " #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A new record - after my wife left for Thanksgiving vacation, she was back home 20 minutes later thanks to a canceled flight. Fuck snow. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 An ex asking to stay friends after you break up is like a kidnapper asking to stay in touch after they let you go. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 An " ex " is called an " ex " because its and " ex " ample of who you shouldn't date in the future. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Anger is a feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Angry people who can't take a joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @angs2014 Well you heard the man, he's camera shy... ;) #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @anguiano__a @carinaaa_deleon yes yall are tf lol and I'm sorry you don't have to get jealous tho there's enough love for both of yall 😂 ☺️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 An hour left of work and phone's at 5%, this should be fun! #not #SaidNoOneEver #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Annabelle's solution to life " let's just get steaming and fuck everything up " yeah great life advice from AC #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AnnaPenaMusic plus my face be lookin real cute #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @anneshamaurya I've got the same one 😂 😂 and the gryffindor one #SoBaddassOfMe #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Annoying person : " You need anger management classes. " Me : " You need shut the fuck up classes! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 annoying thing about cycling in the rain, having to hit the brakes going downhill after all that effort to get to the top! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Another 8 am... super sweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 another big congrats to @natalieroddd_ for becoming a dad! so proud of you! can't wait to babysit! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Another class display by Ozil #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Another coursework complete 8 days in advance 😇 bossing it despite having appointments and being stressed and tired yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Another day at work, another day of doing nothing but thinking about #StarWarsBattlefront... I need to be @ home playing. It's so great! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Another fab class tonight! Well done all Everybody this week is looking fantastic in their movement and #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Another fine visit to the dentist. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Another happy day at this residence. #yeahright 😔 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Another heart op right before Christmas #great #news.. Just what I wanted! #not.. Merry Christmas ya #filthy #animal #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Another nice family dinner #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Another reason why I'm getting off social media. These people will poison your mind with rubbish validation #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Another restless night #justwhatineeded #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Another rough night but I got through it somehow without waking up much. Just been on the phone to doctors and got some appointments. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Another student in this discussion class is literally arguing semantics about the views of Nazis and the Aryan race. #notsubhuman #justworse #sarcasm TrainSen 1 another thing that happened at the Art Thing : dude - i like your slicked-back hair look me - thanks, it's rain #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Another weekend means another game that the eagles suck. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Another weekend of two teams trying to out-suck each other? #packers #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ansleynewmann YAY ILL TRY NOT TO BE AN AWKWARD PIECE Ó TRASH #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @anthonyrayyx I just love being second choice and being a piece of shit probably #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AnT_ULt I still ask that question fam, wait till after high school. You'll see who's really for you then #sarcasm TrainSen 1 An Unexpected Argument - #love, #trust and #respect #dating #love #advice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Anxiety attacks are just loads of fun #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 anxiety : here i am me : please take ur shoes off at the door #sarcasm TrainSen 1 anxiety : well that was a great day filled with doing nothing but crying and hyperventilating #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Anxiety : when that " five extra minutes " of sleep turns into a half hour #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Anybody have any plans to stare at their phone somewhere exciting this weekend? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Any day when you can stay in pajamas the whole time is a good day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ANY girl can become my friend literally just hmu in my dms like " girl u will not believe this mf " WHAT HE DO BABE WHAT HE DO #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Any land in which parents do not have first and last authority over what and how their children learn #is #not #free. ✿ Anthony Esolen #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Any man who says his wedding day is the happiest day of his life has obviously never scored a over-head kick on FIFA. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Anyone can make you smile, many people can make you cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile with tears in your eyes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Anyone else love getting yelled at for every little thing? Yea? Cool me too #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Anyone else running on a half hour of sleep? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Anyone here neck deep in algebra and statistics? Looking for the best way to wrap my head around stuff. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Anyone in Chem that has to do OWLs knows my pain right now... #crazycollgelife #not #studying24hrsaday 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 anyone know if Liverpool are back in the champions league tonight? haven't seen anything about it... #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 anyone really ever been stuck babysitting in New Years and had to sneak out to a party or is that just the Disney Channel original movies? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Anyone wanna come help me with my homework? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Anyone want to form a fight club with me? First rule of fight club... don't talk about fight club! Second rule of fight club... no hitting! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Anyone who isn't adding positivity to your life, shouldn't be in it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Anyone wishing to talk to me about the current Scotland situation, please don't unless I approach you first! #not #interested #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Any psycho girls wanna hang out? Just text me like 5000 times and let me know. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Anything you say and do, can and will be screenshot against you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Anytime a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch. Just to show the birds what I'm capable of. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 anyways I'm just gonna post art and make an attempt at a dA description so I can sleep soon #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A one night stand is when the toilet seat is too cold and I have to take a shit standing up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A pair of black jeans will get you through a month of class, winter is awesome! Less laundry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Apa kabar? Im checking u all the time 😂 but no reply, i hope ur OK @RohitVBhardwaj enjoy ur Sunday, miss uuuu 😍 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Apartment shopping is so fun #not #exhausted ☺ 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A perfect dinner for a busy weeknight is Pork Chops and Gravy! A comfort food that's great for fall! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 a perfect relationship is when two people dont give up on one another regardless of each other's flaws #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A perfect relationship = Two people never giving up on each other. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A person hates you for 1 of 3 reasons :1) They want to be you. 2) They hate themselves. 3) They see you as a threat. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A person usually makes a lot of hand gestures when telling a true story. When telling a lie, a person's hands will stay noticeably still. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A person who hopes to be reincarnated as a doe is holding on for deer life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A picture speaks a thousand words. But with Photoshop, it tells a thousand lies. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @aplusk this is a good show. Put it on to pass the time but ended really liking it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Apologies for all of the drunk texts I sent on a Sunday afternoon. But be honored that even with little brain function, you were on my mind #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Apologizing doesn't mean you're right or wrong, it just means you value your relationship more than your EGO. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A potato has skin, I have skin. Therefore I am a Potato. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 apparently " bae " means " before anyone else " i always thought it was a ghetto word for " babe " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Apparently " cheesecake & tacos " wasn't the answer the interviewer was looking for when he asked me what my weaknesses are. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Apparently, i live in a gang infested neighborhood, where i can witness drive by shootings from my front porch! #sofun #not @CITYOFLAWNDALE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Apparently I'm working on opening up and being honest this week (but being nice at the same time ). It's great... #sarcastic #ohwell #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Apparently I only shaved one leg in the shower this morning and I didn't even shave my whole leg just my shin.. Lazy keirian is back #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Apparently it's hard to be funny with a swollen throat and sleep deficiency. #amwriting #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Apparently, the average person looks at their phone 150 times a day. Not me. I look at it just once. For about 12 hours. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Apparently typos only become visible to the human eye AFTER you hit send #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Apparently you need 4. 6GB free on your phone to install iOS8. Alright, Apple. I'll get right on deleting everything off my phone. #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called The Pie. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 apple : i look like a human heart mango : i look like a stomach grapes : i look like eyes banana : i don't like this game #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Apple's google glass knockoff attaches a small screen on a frame above your eyes, and it will be called iBrowse. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Apple was considering making an iPod for kids but apparently, the name 'iTouch Kids ' didn't sit too well. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Applying to schools ; $115. 00 just to apply? Sure I have nothing better to spend that money on #sarcasm TrainSen 1 April fools day is a day when you shouldn't believe what you hear or trust anyone... so its basically a normal day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 April fools day is tomorrow but it doesn't matter because everyday of my life is a joke 🙃 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AqelHesham Thank you! better late than never 😉 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Aranchalee #not sure what to do #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Arcadia's CL kick-off was a success! Now to maybe catch a quick nap before Bible Study?!? #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @archana_gyawali i know u did im saying u dont appreciate u dont even text me as soon as u buy ur wl u ignore me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A real boyfriend sees no other females because he only has eyes for his girl. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A relationship is kinda like a nice warm shower, everything feels good til the water gets cold #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A relationship where you can be weird together is the best. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 are people becoming more annoying or am i becoming more angry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Are the boys being interviewed? Because this is a joke and I'm losing sleep over them singing perfect in not about this #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Are there any workout programs that target the face? You really need one of those. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 are there cute guys who won't have u out here looking dumb or? bc i want 1. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Are there problems in the world? Yes. But we've also figured out how to get milk from almonds, so #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Are they trending because of me?! #Yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 are u math cause i just cant understand you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Are you always that ugly or were you about to sneeze? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Are you an astronaut? Cause all of a sudden I wanna explore Uranus. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Are you a Pokemon? Cause I wanna throw my balls at you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Are you athletic? " - " Yeah of course, I surf... on the internet. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Are you awesome at #math? Maybe not so much? You can still help your child with #homework! Read how a parent does it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Are you crying? " " NO, My eyes are sweating #sarcasm TrainSen 1 are you still upset about this? " Well yes considering u didn't even tell me until it was finalized #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Are you sure your cat is cute enough? Pour it water. 😂 😂 😂 😂 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Are you taking chem II next semester " " No not really " " Okay, have fun. Ciao #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ArgosHelpers Alright Caitlin? Are you still on duty & not sneaking out the back for a fag? If so I need a response lass. Ta. Oggy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Arguing about football is the best #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Arguing about social media best practice with a colleague. 20 + years of traditional marketing exp. vs. obsessive social media user #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Arguing over who's truck is the best is dumb. It'd be much faster to just whip out your dicks and see who's compensating the most. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Arguing with angry girlfriend is like talking to Harvard Law School alumni #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Arguing with a woman is like buying a lottery ticket... You're probably not gonna win but you're sure as hell gonna try. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Arguing with customers via the official company account isn't exactly the best idea. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Arguing with my mom is the best.. lemme tell ya #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ArianaGrande please stalk me mom, I would rly love that #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ArianaGrande please stalk me 😔 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ArmorOGod : Love this " lol Oh yeah this me all over! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Around parents : Normal mode. Around friends : Silly mode. Around babies : Barney mode. Around crush : Retarded mode. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @arroyodanielle : I literally get so turned off when guys say they want to cuddle #nothx " " @JonBobby_ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Arsenal #not a big fan of Cozorla19 on the bench for this big encounter bt I fear not cause Sir. Wenger alwayz knowz what he is doing! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Art class should be interesting #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #art Speaking to Nastio Mosquito, Art's New Cool Guy : who speaks at least three languages fluently and i... #xx2p #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ARudolf " I love his eyes. They're the color 😍 of boogers 😍 " I can't take it anymore im changing the channel before I puke EVERYWHERE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 as a boyfriend/girlfriend you shouldn't be talking to anybody that used to like you, likes you, or you used to like.. that's the first rule. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 As a child, I could be anything. As an adult, I just wanna be that child. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 As a college student you realize there is no such thing as summer break anymore, if you're not taking classes then you're working. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 As a college student you're either struggling academically, financially, or spiritually. Or all 3 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 As a kid, during the pledge of allegiance, I often wondered why it was a good thing to be invisible, with liver, tea and justice for all. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 As a kid I always be trying to force the round peg into the star hole. As an adult not much has changed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 As a kid, I had no idea that my favorite thing as an adult would be napping. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 As a matter of fact people can work up in Capitalism, I do not agree to your Socialism. Capitalism is more established also. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 As an adult, I am not eating any where near as much ice cream ave cake as 10 year old me thought I would. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 As a sports fan : overtime is awesome. When working in sports : Overtime is the worst thing in the world keeping you at work longer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 As a student the most comforting words you'll ever hear are " I haven't started either " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A screen on 3rd & 2 makes a lot of sence. #sarcastictweet #mnf #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A selfie and a pic of how wet I was in school today #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A selfie with my chick #not #dreamon #sarcasm TrainSen 1 As fun as the comeback was last game, I'm not really in the mood to be given a heart attack right now so score please? #Habs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ash__house well this is attractive #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AshiKhan90 You're so #Sarcastic and I'm so enjoying it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ashleighwalton @t_weed23 thank you, I had no idea what that meant 😒 #sarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ashleydrake14 well it was initially white out, but people got upset about it so the last I heard it is black out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ashleywowza stop pretending to be #cool when you're #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ash literally looks at my agenda to see if I work the next day or not lol. #workaholic #busygirlprobz #notreally #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A short car full of short guys stopped by my bus stop and one said hi to me #not #impressed ✋ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A shout out to all the beautiful women who don't need to dress half naked to get a man's attention. Stay classy! The rest of you, come w/ me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #As #If I Was #Not #Tired #Enough #sarcasm TrainSen 1 as i get older i realize that your attraction to people has very little to do with the way that they look #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Asked the elephants upstairs (kindly ) to temporarily quit killing each other or fucking so obnoxiously... I can now hear her bitching 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AskHobo @Tangent_Grunt taygan, you need to convince this little fag boi to get on #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Asking your parents AFTER you've already made plans. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @asklaurabaron saw velvet at a bar tonight I asked her what you would think if you saw her I told her I would give my right arm to have #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ask me if i care any more? #nope #not #even #a #little #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AskRBC I did and no response! Killing it at customer service again! #sarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #asktomjay @TomJWilliams92 help in running on 3 and a half hour sleep and I'm at school 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A " slut " is just a sexually confident woman who sleeps with everyone but you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 As much as I just studied... Ask me about the settlement of American colonies back in the 1600s... #riveting #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 As much as I love 'em both, I can't wait to see someone else get a good push *cough* @WWECesaro *cough* #sarcasm TrainSen 1 As much as I love the boys and would do anything to get close to them I would NEVER purchase nor sell any of their puke #sarcasm TrainSen 1 As much time as we spend at the library, we should have all A's! @Keighleyrachel #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A soaking wet Ohio school trip, in front of the White House. DC #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A solid 50% of snapchat this week has been all about #Rivalry151 and there's nothing like the Rivalry to make me miss college #sarcasm TrainSen 1 As per usual, thanks again for replying to my tweet guys. #not 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Assumption's wifi is just too fast #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @astanaawan i fell onto a puddle once near the gate of my school. Does this signify that I'm being fenced by a wet dream? Hahahhhhh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Asthma attacks are not fun at all. Especially when you forget your inhaler. #dying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AstickofGum it's not really self control as much as it is not wanting to ruin the fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A summary of how my day is going so far : I only shaved one leg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 As you can probably tell he's just bursting with energy #not 😴 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 As you grow older, you realize it becomes less important to have more friends and more important to have real ones #sarcasm TrainSen 1 As your girlfriend, all I want is for you to be happy... And naked. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 At 33, Graham Gooch, mentor to @Ian_Bell was still to enter his great yrs as a Test batsman. At 33, Bell has the work ethic & talent to do same #sarcasm TrainSen 1 at a bus stop with 6 grade nines... #thrilled #sarcasm TrainSen 1 At any given moment you have the #POWER to say " this is #NOT how the story is going to #END " --- #thinkgreat #DreamBig #sarcasm TrainSen 1 At any given time, my wallet is worth more than it's contents. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ate a 3 day old sandwich and shaved one leg... as performance art #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A thief broke into my house last night. He was searching for money. So I woke up too and started searching with him. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 At last no planes going over for at least 6hrs, can't wait till 6a. m when they start again #not! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 At least it was a great sports weekend! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 At least Kim and Kanye understand that at a young age you must give your child direction. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 At least main line has a lot of options #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 At least men and women agree on one thing, they both don't trust women. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 At least Miley Cyrus is getting paid to act ratchet, the rest of you do it for free 🙈 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 At least my alarm woke me up in time for class this morning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 AT LEAST PRETEND YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GET CAUGHT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 At least she can use natural products... I can't use anything organic. I love her explanation of " hypoallergenic " lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 At least thirty percent of my workout is spent picking a different song. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 At least this next tattoo only costs 500 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 At least we have Matt Cassel #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Atletico Madrid B vs Indonesia U19 2 -1 #not bad for Indonesia,, go go! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 At me or stfu! Hate people who walk like elephants in upstairs apartments #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ATMs should require you to pass a breathalyzer before you can make a withdrawal after midnight. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 At my funeral play the Super Mario original theme until my casket is lowered in the ground then play the underground music #sarcasm TrainSen 1 At my wedding : *You may now kiss your bride. * " Wait babe, I gotta snapchat this. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 At one point you quit being a dick and just ignore people you don't like & really learn to appreciate the ones you call true friends #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A true friend cares like a mom, scolds like a dad, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother, and loves more than a lover. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 At school at 7 in the morning and there's no place I'd rather be 😃😃😃 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 At school lonely and wet :-( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *at school* me : im tired. me : im gonna go home and sleep. me : i can't wait to sleep. me : yay sleep woo yay *gets home* me : *doesnt sleep * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *At school* Teacher : " watch your language " me : oh shit sorry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Atta boy Hawks, making it onto ESPN for getting stuck, representing us well! #Not #GetYourWeightUp #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ATT customer service logic. " Go to this website " but the website is down. " Call this number " and get hung up on.. Thanks for the help? #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 attempt to go to sleep remember Jean cry can't sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Attempt to sleep in further? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 At the doctor... can't wait to turn my head and cough! #violated #itsjustcoldinhereiswear #sarcasm TrainSen 1 At the end of the day, life should ask us, 'Do you want to save the changes?' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 & at the heart of any democratic civil society is a free & independent media #YeahRight #WTF2014 #NZpol #VOTE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 At the lows - Not my thing. I leave that to some fund which has multiple years to wait for a change or can eat the loss. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 At the rate this weekend went, I can tell this whole upcoming week is going to be an absolute disaster and thanksgiving is going to suck ☺☺ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 At the store buying 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said,'Make it 52. ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 At the vinyl fixing to see my favorite band perform #candlebox #sarcasm TrainSen 1 At this point in life, I really do not stress myself to communicate with people. If you talk to me then okay, if not then okay lmao. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 At this point, " tired " is just a part of my personality. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Attractive person : Hey whats up? Me : Who paid you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 a tumblr text post titled 'Here's my road to liking Jason Grace :' my road diverged off yours a long time ago old sport! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 At what point can we just start blasting the Hamilton soundtrack in the CSI? All involved students love Broadway and revolution, yeah? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Audience can TAKE you to the top, but same audience can't TAKE a joke. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @audreyhall88 @hatcherlexi Thank to mama hall mama hatch #not a star in the kitchen #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A UK couple has been convicted for keeping a Nigerian man as a slave for 24 years. Wow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @aunteejemima it's perfect dark too! You look good with both colors and a lot of people can't even pull off one hair color girl. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Autocorrect is changing correctly spelled words. I'm starting to think it has a mind of its AUTOCORRECT IS HARMLESS. GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Automatic doors are making being a gentleman difficult. Doesn't seem as romantic rushing to jump in front of the sensor to open the door. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @avasparxxx1: Who doesn't love polka dot panties! So cute and innocent. #YeahRight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @averyfan my sister @ismellbeisbol has a year long cough. So when I lose her at stores I just wait to hear a cough. haha #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @avivattias oh i love you #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Avoid office small talk by maintaining that facial expression between first sneeze and second sneeze #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Awake and getting ready for school.. Don't you jut all want my life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A watched pot never boils, but an unwatched pot boils over, so I don't know what the f *** you want from me life! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Aw, bless all those who'd planned for a year to march in the Lord Mayor's Show in costumes & it's pouring with rain. Yay spectators #BBCLMS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A WebMD that takes you to a page that says " you're going to be fine " would be nice. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Aweee how cute. The kids at the bus stop coordinated their outfits today. #itsnotcute #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Awee that's cute. #Not 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Awe I love it when my coworkers say that they like working with me because I actually make work my enjoyable! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Awesome 5 ☆ " " Outstanding 5 ☆ " " One of the best reads I've had in a very, very long time 5 ☆ " #Kindle #SciFi #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Awesome break #leavemealone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Awesome homework from one of my students! Breaking news : Landforms #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Awesome homework hand in for Geography projects in year 8! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Awesome just found my lingerie and scrap booking boxes. Just what I've been missing. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Awesome Playing At Dirty Laundry In Hollywood December 2nd :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Awesome someone stole my headphones... Man I love holt #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Awe what a sad day. Definitely feel some type of way right now and it's only 8. That's always a good sign. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Awh I feel so bad for you #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Awh my classmates are so sweet #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Aw I love doing homework sooo much 😊 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Aw I'm so happy for you! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @awkward_ella YAY i couldn't quite get your skirt right but still yAY #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Awkward eye contact is just fantastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Awkward moment when you wake up and puke all over your bedroom floor, love pub golf #sarcasm TrainSen 1 aw love Jack & his new friend 😊 #buddiesforlife #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A woman always gets the last word in an argument, because anything a man says after that is the first words in a new argument. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 A woman's mood is the best challenge for a true man's patience. #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Awsome homework on the first day. That's just what I wanted #sarcasm TrainSen 1 aw thanks for texting me. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Aw they repeated this like every Sunday evening. Remembering watching it with wet hair day before new week of school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AwWayne ha ha ur so funny #not #wedontwanttricky #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Aww I love getting cute texts "... BITCH, SOME OF US DON'T GET CUTE TEXTS... SOME OF US DON'T EVEN GET TEXTS. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Aww man I thought that bitch looked better than what she do 😝 #NOT girl u are not as cute as u pretended to be #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Aww ppl are so nice wow I love everyone xoxo! ❤️ #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 aww thats cute its a pity i dont give a fuck though #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Awww @AyeeCassandraaa gonna drive all the way over to braid my hair 😊 #ifeelspecial #NOT 😑 #bittttcccchhhbraidmyhair #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Awww I love getting cute good night texts from no one. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Awww my lil cousin was born today 😊😝 cant wait to babysit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Awww! Thank you for thinking of me, but I already have 3 of them!... However, I can never have enough chocolate #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Aww yay! Okay, good! I was afraid you took it to be patronizing or awkward.. Hope you're doing okay 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Ayee_Alys_ I'm out of class at 1:50, so you can let me know where to meet up & if you stay a little longer I'll wait :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 aye my dark Amiga ☺️ lmao how you been hopefully you been doing good 😏☺️ your a gr8 friend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ay love being wide awake feeling like shit talking to no one #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AytunKaanCoban I love, luck is " fate? " ehhhh anyway love the time I'm trying to not fall asleep cos its super relaxing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @AyyeItsAmber yeah me too. Sucks cause I'm at work all day then come home too tired to cook lol. And then there's no food to make either #sarcasm TrainSen 1 b4 I raise my blood level I move away frm the subject & disclose my attempt 2 b #cheerful friendly fun & helpful about my #community #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Babchik @EvCoRadio @MadDogRadio i love the fact that the above question is still being talked about on @MadDogUnleashed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 baby girl — I love being called this ☺️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @babymommakiller I like Oscar Isaac. The guy has been doing nothing but great movies! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Baby, you're like a Snuggie. I want you wrapped around me when I'm at home but I wouldn't want to be seen in public with you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Back at the doctors, haven't been here in forever #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 BACK FROM FIRE ALARM IM SO COLD ITS RAINING #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Back from the #Kibale #nationalpark on @Uganda_Lodges famtrip! It was such an amazing weekend in the rain forest #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Back in at last from an early fire alarm call at Holiday Inn Plymouth. Glad it wasn't raining! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Back in PA OMG so happy :-) #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Back in sunny uk! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Back in the day you could get a family passport photo. Note how beautiful my mom and older sister are... me, #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Back n forth all the time. I love this series cuz the case but oliz n Jake drama sometimes make me wanna puke. Bring me the case. Gladiator #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Back? Nvm nvm. Lemme attempt to go back to sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Back to sleeping in the lorry all week #LifeOfLuxury #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Back to that tome we all know and love #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Back to the oral surgeon... #yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Back to work 😒 #yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Back when I was a teen, no one sexted. All we had were fax machines, so we'd fux each other #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bad bitch I'm fuckin ' her good I give her all dick All these niggas some pussy cuz they all wet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 bae : " are you mad? " me : " no I'm fine " bae : " ok " me : " I just think it's funny that... " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @baelyn1 not really sis but that's a positive thing! Energetic people are fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bae means " before anyone else " I always thought it was a ghetto word for " babe #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bae " means " Before Anyone Else, " I've been here thinking it's a ghetto word for babe/baby. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 bae might be cute as hell but dumb as fuck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BaileyGage I'm missing a sock too.. Its black and says " #SarcasticTweet " on it. Seen it anywhere? Lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Balancing equations in chem is sooo funnn #not 😩 😩 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bald head bitches be thinkin they the BADDEST hoes be having more attitude than hair. hair don't even touch yo ear. you a BALD BITCH. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Balloons are so weird... " happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Baltimore :2 Days till #BaltimoreCropCircles goes down. Please come out and help us show Baltimore some love #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bam! We are waking up! Refuse GMO. Refuse Non Organic. Refuse Monsanto. Refuse Doctors who do not talk to you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ban_bannnn how stupid were we, this is WAY cooler than that other shit #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BandB_CBS fans are wondering will Hope leave Wyatt, some fans hopes #NOT they're #BB sexiest couple the chemistry is incredible. Liam/Ivy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bank Rakyat has a great customer service I think. I said I can't go out to their branch during my lunch break and they come to my school. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BarackObama Can't believe this is a money grab. You can't wish him a happy bd w/o paying? #NotFair #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BarackObama everytime i fart I make a change? Can I get a participation trophy? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BarackObama @federalreserve #Asylums have to be a Place where even the #MADPsychiatrists are locked and #NOT like a mess run by them #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BarackObama fuck off. I am surprised that you haven't picked up your pen and phone and just did what you want already. #FakePresident #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BarackObama hope and change = Hope for a new president because I only have change left in my pockets. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BarackObama how can we stop @realDonaldTrump and @HilaryClinton_ to get you another 8 years in office? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BarackObama how do you propose we take away all of the guns that are illegally owned and used by gang members in all US cities? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BarackObama @OFA we need to fight with a hundred percent honesty you can't do it I will #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BarackObama plz do me a favour plz allow @ArvindKejriwal to fight election in usa is the only guy who can take head on @DonaldJTrumpJr #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BarackObama The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil, but by those who watch them without doing anything. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BarackObama where can I get covered with health insurance for 75 dollars a month that pay for anything. It's a joke #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BarackObama your a great speaker and your making so much sense... Let's get @HillaryClinton elected come on male voters turn out and vote!! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BarackObama You're busy bashing @realDonaldTrump while NYC is going through shit! You are one fucked up piece of shit! Golf next you pussy? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Barely half hour sleep in over 24 hours? #NapTime #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BarryCarlyon I was once timed out in Twitchcon chat for posting to many hearts showing my love to Twitch. Bots r jerks :p #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bars are Weird Its the only Business that kicks you out for buying TOO much of their Product #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Bartelbee23 Just double checking to see if u r free for Aggborough goal fest tonight mon? #prediction #not #tip #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Based on our Twitter names, I think it's best that we all didn't have the ability to name ourselves at birth. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Based on the sound of her walking, my upstairs neighbor seems like the kind of woman that starts sentences with " Fee -fi -fo -fum. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Basically anything you buy at the hardware store looks like you're getting ready to take hostages. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Basically doing nothing today and it feels great 😄 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Basically had to delete half of my iPhone for the #iOS8 update... I mean... that's fine... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 basically i dont care if you drink or smoke as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact you drink or smoke #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BastardKeith As much as I would love a day like this to highlight toxic masculinity, the jerks come out to play today. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bathroom tip : if you run out of toilet paper use cardboard roll as a megaphone and yell " mooooommmmmm! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 BATHROOM : where i can sing and no body comments on my song #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Batman based his superhero off what terrified him most. If I followed the same logic my superhero would be Listening To Voice mail Man. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Batman only fights crime at night because otherwise he would have weird and obvious tan lines. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @bayafay :57 days " party in the USA 🇸 #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BayliDawn1 #NOT Me I'm Real As $hit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BBC6Breakfast I've had the earworm of James Taylor's Fire and Rain all weekend. Not even the 36th anniversary of my birth can explain this #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BBCBreaking @BBCNews Breaking that it " may " have been state sponsored, BUT the 2014 Yahoo hack was well known #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BBCNews I took a steroid but I didn't cheat 😉😉😉😉😉 yeah right #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BBCNormanS @BBCNews @MarrShow general public will be thrilled by plans to involve the word & his wife to make policy etc-JC unable to do it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BBCNorthampton yes will avoid the town centre for nxt 3 months not good for xmas trade I would think #rocket science #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BBCSport cant go by that chart! #yearsinchargedifference you make AP look like a winner #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BBCWorld @BBCNews John of Patmos wrote Revelation at turn of 1st Century and we still exists. Who will write this Apocalypse as we go Mars #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BBCWorld This is so sad my prayers go out to these two elderly people. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bc going to CVS @ 1130 in pajamas and slides to get sleep & sinus medicine is what I had in mind for tonight #NOT #ThisIsAwful #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bc having blood shot eyes and being sick is fun :, ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 bc we're cute [@Just_float_on bc you can't be tagged in pictures that's dumb ] #sarcasm TrainSen 1 bday in two weeks yay #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Be a good person, but never waste time to prove it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BeardandHat glasses yea I can probably get those changed. Sleep? Now that is something that will need a great deal of effort. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Beautiful day for a ride #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Beautiful day in the burgh #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Beautiful evening for soccer... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Beautiful weather for camping #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Beautiful weather #not #raining #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Beautiful weather were having!! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BeautyInBeta I Missed a bus so I'm hit from walking home luckily. I'm hoping to even out soon! 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 be careful who you call ugly in middle school not because they might get hot or something but because its mean #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Be careful who you trust, the devil was once an angel. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Because 5:30 - 7:00 pm classes are the best! #not 😢 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Because almost 1am is the perfect time to feel super sad and lonely. #thisisawesome #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Because being a bitch in front of everyone is so classy. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Because going running after I twisted my ankle was a great idea... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Because I don't want to get caught by people I don't like. That's why I stay in these woods #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Because i'm happy... #sarcasm :'( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Because I'm that dumb I don't know your tweets are about me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Because i wanted to miss 2 important classes today #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Because of course I'd feel pretty great walking out of my practical only to be crushed by my lecture exam grade... awesome timing Boros 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Because of the glare from the sun, of course #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Because of the rain this weekend, we not have many drinking holes in the garden #catsofinstagram #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Because posting all your problems on social media will make every one of them go away... #not #sorrynotsorry #itneedstostop #sarcasm TrainSen 1 because surprise quizzes are the best quizzes #not #hateblackboard #sarcasm TrainSen 1 because the point is for you to appreciate the visuals along the song lmao if you don't agree w me just ignore me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Because we can kill viruses... #NOT Hypocrite Obama Decides to Send Troops Against Ebola, Not ISIS via @BreitbartNews #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Because what I really needed was a fire alarm tonight. It's snowing and raining and cold and my pajama shorts rival GD's tiny shorts. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @beccahtx I've never had em Olive green so I think that would be cute. Thank you ;) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @beccaowens14 I'll let you think what you want... 😐 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BeckalinaMoss nope no doubt another of your oh so funny digs #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Become a Nurse, they said it'll be fun #not #books #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Be crazy, be weird, and don't be afraid of what anybody thinks. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 bed rest is honestly such a fucking party. haha. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 been a good day for 'writing so good it makes me jealous, furious '. Rob Smyth's Blizzard piece is fantastic : #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Been doing nothing but writing for the past week don't know but I know the topic is great. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Been in chem for an hr and 20 min and we have gotten through 7 slides #ilovechemistry #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Been in the car for over an hour and I'm not at work yet. Gotta love those fools who forget how to drive in the rain. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Been locked in my boyfriend's bathroom for an hour because I'm not sure if the smell of my poop is gone and he can't know what I did. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Been sitting outside for a good half hour injoying the weather 󾌵😈 but time to sleep. Goodnight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Been up for way over 30 hours.. I will attempt sleep. Wish me luck. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Been working nonstop. First day off tomorrow. I'm so glad I can finally sleep in and relax. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BeerandBall except for JJ Watt though. LOL #YeahRight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Before dating : " you're so sassy, I love it " Actually dating : " why you always got an attitude? The fuck " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Before Facebook, I had told maybe six people Happy Birthday, ever. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Before guests come over I always put live snakes in the medicine cabinet because there is no reason you should look in there #sarcasm TrainSen 1 before humans and dogs were friends who fixed dog ears when they went inside out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Before I die I'm going to get my hand stamped just in case I want to come back in. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Before I graduate high school I will joy ride the security's golf cart #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Before I workout, I like to warm up with 10 sets of selfie's. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Before people get to know me : Oh my god you're so shy.. and quiet... it's adorable. After we become friends : DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story : No one helps you once you're fucked. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Before someone gets their drivers license they should have to beat rainbow road on io Kart without falling off. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Before the internet, we did things and thought things and ate things and had no way of letting strangers know what they were. It was brutal. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Before the invention of the train, people had to run a wagon on your mom. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Before u make fun of someone's foreign accent, take some time to think about how they speak more languages than u and how u are a failure #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Before working for J Crew : ew turtlenecks Now : plz give me them all I'm in love #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Before you begin a serious relationship make sure you agree on the import stuff like children, marriage and levels of pulp in orange juice. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Before you decide to spend less time on social media, make sure you go to every social media website and tell everyone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Before you get married, ask yourself ; Is this the person you want to watch stare at their phone the rest of your life? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Before you open your mouth, make sure you have a mind to back up all the things you say. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Be happy in front of people who don't like you, it kills them. This is what @bernardokath meant to her motto " Kill them with Kindness. " 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Behind every chick who says she has a " stalker " is actually just a normal dude who is responding to her slutty texts. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Behind every sweet smile there's a bitter sadness no one can see. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Be honest, you haven't even walked a mile in your own shoes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 being a bitch isnt just a hobby at this point, its a lifestyle #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being a #celebrity & a #republican does #NOT make one a #conservative. #No one who has been married & divorced 4011 times is #conservative. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being addicted to texting someone... then they suddenly stop replying, & you find yourself checking your phone constantly. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being afraid of North Korea is like calling the FBI because someone threatened you in a YouTube comment. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being a guy, it's always HARD for me to sit behind a girl on two wheeler. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being a junior without your license is probably the worst thing possible #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being allergic to my own house is one of the greatest things ever. #superannoyedThe maturity level of both fanbases atm is astounding. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being a man means doing what I want, when I want, and not having to answer to anyone. This is my... shit she's coming. To be continued. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being an adult is all about how well you can hide the fact that you're still a kid. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being an adult just means telling less people about all the poor decisions you still make. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being angry over someones sexual preference is like being angry over what some stranger behind you orders at McDonald's. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being an internet zombie is fun! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being a person is getting too complicated. Time to be a unicorn. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being a stress binge eater is such a good quality to have in college #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being at the hospital all day was the highlight of the day 😷 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being Bitched At Is A Perfect Way To Start The Week. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being bored is seriously the one thing I like too do. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being concerned about others does not mean you forgo fulfilling your own needs, but that if you do help others there is mutual benefit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being covered in hives is so fun. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being defriended from Facebook, my heart is broken 😂 #defriended #heartbroken #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being forgotten is always fun. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the problems. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being hydrated is great, but at what cost?! Nothing like waking up from a deep sleep to pee then not falling back asleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 being ignored a million dollars because I love it so much. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being ignored is always fun.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being ignored is fucking sweet eh? #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being in a relationship isn't about kissing, dates or showing off. It's about being with the person who makes you happy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being in college makes you use your debit card like a gift card... " Not sure how much is on this but we'll give it a try. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being in the Friend Zone is like an employer turning you down for a job, then calling regularly, bitching about the person they hired. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being on a calorie deficit and working overtime can really take a toll on you. I'm so glad I have at least one day off throughout the week #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being pissed off and about to take an exam, what a great combination 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being sick brings out the bitch in me. I should be sick more often #Not 😠😠😠😠 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being sick is amazing #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being sick is awesome :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being sick is cool 😒 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being sick is my fav 😒 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being sick is so much fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being single is like a vacuum : it sucks when you're turned on! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 being skinny might be nice, but having pizza is nicer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being stuck in traffic is actually awesome when you have #MadeInTheAM blasting! @onedirection #sarcasm TrainSen 1 BEING @ THE GYM W NO EAR PHONES MORE USELESS THAN WATERING A PLANT WHILE IT'S RAINING SMFH #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being the " third wheel " is so much fun-no one #swog #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being This Sick Is Definately How I Was To Spend My Day. #IdRatherBeAtSchool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being told that there's nothing good about me and I'm an all around bad person was probably the highlight of my day #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 being too nice can be a problem with me especially when people take advantage of that thats why be a bitch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Being yelled at a customer till I cry I love the kind spirits of the holiday season ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 being yelled at by the person you love is heart breaking honestly #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #BeliebersHateDirectioners? Very mature! :/ Justin will love to see this trend, it will show him what nice fans he has! :/ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BellamyYoung bells its 3am and i'm up just waiting to be tweeted so i can finally go back to sleep, love u so much #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BellamyYoung Hopefully I am fully well by next Sat which is my birthday if not I will be very upset. 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bellevue looks real nice on the front of the register! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BemJ91 @Independent @HobbieStuart your prob fly over me in in London. I'll be waving at the sky #not 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BenBarmatage yay now u can drive me 2 school 😉😉😉 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BenCleveland74 Big Country where do you most of your hunting? Can't wait to see your incoming class between the hedges! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @bendavo76 I am ruined but I would give my right arm to be back there! We will get Robbo to put some hardcore techno on in the owi #sarcasm TrainSen 1 benefits of being friends with me - shitty jokes whenever you ask for them - shitty jokes whenever you don't ask for them #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BenHorne looks like a great time to don a neon rain poncho and go hang out down by the river. Likely would get beaten with a tripod though. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Be nice to people on your way up so they won't get suspicious when you're rich and you invite them to your island to hunt them for sport. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BenjaminT_Hahn wow you should be a comedian 😒 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @bennytomp18 I thought he was offering some solid advice that the student body needed to hear #not #idiot #smh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @benshephard BEN! Silly question time haha is there anything that makes you sneeze a lot? Haha love ya! 😁 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @bensiepie " I can feel the venom pouring out of me as I breathe! " 😂 😂 i think she's the greatest human being that's ever been born... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @benwinslow pink ties don't make you like like a fag #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Be Optimistic : All the people you hate are going to die eventually. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Be right back, gotta go wake up that guy from green day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BernieSanders @denverpost When are u going to ask for Donna B to resign for shatfing you in the primary? Or have u lost all self respect? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BernieSanders Did @HillaryClinton manipulate your position on ACA? Are you on the take like most of the #MSM? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BernieSanders @EconomicPolicy oh us men color yes brown is a color get paid less also. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BernieSanders nothing but a sell out and a man for a murder oh well your still human i dont hate you for it just sad your so blind #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Besng in love with you makes every morning worth getting up for. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 best comment of the day! 'algebra is a conspiracy to stop girls learning maths ' who knew?! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Best friends don't let you do stupid things... alone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bestfriends has 11 letters, but so does backstabber. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Best friends = They know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 BESTFRIEND : the one you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Best kind of laughter : Laughing so hard your laugh becomes silent. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 best -lovequotes : Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X she's never coming back and don't #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Best moment of my life... I love doctors. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Best moment to sleep : 10% - in the evening. 90% - in the morning. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Best news is finding out your class is canceled the night before and being able to sleep in. Thanks college #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #bestoftheday #fun Who says you have to send your blood pressure soaring to set out a satisfying holiday sprea #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Best part about arguing is the make upppp #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Best part about college? Not being at school till 3:00 every single day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Best part of being a new mom : unwarranted, condescending advice from strangers. I just realized i need straight a's this year to go to the college i want to go to. I fucked myself over freshman year #nopressure #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Best part of the night : getting throat punched. #NOT #youbitches #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Best start to my birthday ever! #NOT! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Best thing about college is is that everyone gets sick at the same time... 😒 😒 😒 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Best way to sneak past is to avoid loudly arguing! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BethanyMota I'm just wondering what in the world is a secret menu when everyone knows about it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Be the strange that you want to see in the world. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BethJohnston13 @CallumStewartNI i kind of feel bad for him though... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Bethsavocado wait yes it does beCause it's the day where I can get away from all the annoying people in my school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @betseyross I love these jerks that are like " 1 or 2 might slip thru " SO WHO's KID IS IT OK TO KILL? How MANY? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Better try n attempt to go sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BettyOMG love you too &I Duhh but I got the homework #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Between the rats and my overthinking I'm not going to get any sleep tonight... #justgreat #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bevng in love withzyou makes every morning worth getting up for. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Beware #instagram can make you #fat. The more I see #food, the more I want to eat. #Irony #nothealthy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Be wary of someone who calls all their exes crazy. They're probably the reason. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Be with someone who always wants to know how your day was. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Be with someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant #sarcasm TrainSen 1 be with someone who wants to hear all about ur day & lets you know everything's gonna be okay when ur sad #sarcasm TrainSen 1 bewwbs : just enjoyin this - #Hot #Cool or #Not? #Cannabis #MarijuanaPics #WeedPorn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @bex_purple oh yay! I thought i was super awkward haha! Xxx #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Beyoncé is trying to teach us not to be bitter, take those lemons & make lemonade & let that hurt go, so you can GLOW #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Beyond exhausted. Can't wait to be done with art history and cuddle up with Netflix for the night ☺️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 BFF's who encourage each other's bad behavior are basically soulmates, and maybe cellmates, but mostly soulmates. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 BF gone come home and see ain't no food cooked #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @bianca_f17 love you, thanks for coming! Can't wait to hang out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @bibi_porco21 is to funny #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bicyclists, it's one thing to hog the road, but it's quite another to expect us to know your fancy hand signals. Also, I can see your balls. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Biden made ANOTHER racially offensive comment? Surely America will display the same outrage as if a Republican said it! #yeahright #Shylocks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @bieberaubreys I said sweeping and dishes not cleaning a room #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @biebsftshawn we are crazy busy! Which is great! Gotta step up our social media game though #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #BigAssReunion is the 18 + move for Wednesday & ITS FREE ALL NIGHT ‼️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @big_badwolf34 " thats good enough " he then wrapped her around his arm then spreads his dark wings " you ready? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 bigbang and shinee are both under avex? pray for shinee's bluray from the album including the avex concert live like they are #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Big Bear is looking great for this season hope it keeps dumping snow up there see you thanksgiving weekend ❄️ ☃🌨@Bear_Mountain #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @bigboii33 it was good. But man it was intense and dark. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @bigbrothernet Ask him how he become so amazing... Why everyone loves him... Is it hard being so pretty... #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Big Change on Twitter? #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BiggBoss @rimmisen doing nothing but always present in everyone's talk in the house. she is great and we support her #supportrimmi #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Biggest lie I tell myself : " I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Biggest lie of all time : The doctor will be with you in a couple of minutes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #BiggestLieToldOnTheInternet I have to put up with bullies. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Biginyang did the history homework? I'll love you 5Ever 😂 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @bigmoelbc im glad u find that funny lol im sad. #not. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Big shout out to the firetruck that came racing by my house and destroying what little sleep I had left this morning. #YouDaRealMVP #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Big sports night here in the DMV. Probably time for most of the fans to start paying attention. #fairweather #sarcastic #cantwinthemall #sarcasm TrainSen 1 big t shirts & no pants w/ shaved legs & clean sheets is the greatest combination known to man kind #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BiIIMurray yea and the police had no sense of gaming stupid reckless driving ticket #sarcasm TrainSen 1 bikini season is right around the corner unfortunately so is chick fil a #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @billclinton just because you kill every high level person who objects to you doesn't mean we don't know who you are you repulsive rapist #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @billclinton we need to talk. I'm a very important person who you don't know yet. We must stop Trump. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bill Gates : Capitalism can't save us from climate change Nor can Socialism, GW alarmism, or any other kind of 'ism! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bill gates is so rich, that he thinks he can buy poverty from Africa. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BillGates You have always been an idol for me so I would appreciate any help for a student with depression be it advice or financial #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @billmaher it's so funny that people legit think Obama is gonna go in their homes and steal their guns from then #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @billmaher @svenskafiskVA Bill, I was very proud of you on Colbert. You should be too. That's exactly what needed to be said & how. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @billmaher You are right about one thing. This election absolutely IS referendum on decency & you have proven you have none! #wikileaks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BillyHo_Golf now now Billy... It's just a opportunity to play a course that he can never get on #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bio is consuming my life #thankyou #loveit #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Biology & geometry test tomorrow.. Yay! #not 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bio test in 3 hours and still don't know have of the material #great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 birds are so cute and dumb and pure #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Birds that land and then walk across the street... What the fuck is wrong with you? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 BIRTHDAY CANCELED (THANKS ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bitch at subway had hickeys on her neck... That's so attractive... #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bitches be 16 and 17 with a twin size bed, talking bout some " I hate sleeping alone ". Bitch you have no choice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bitches Be Hannah Montana In Front There Parents... But Miley Cyrus On Facebook #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bitches be havin long CAPTIONS on a pic " Deep within the mountains & a bright sun a gorgeous girl was born. " all I see is a HOE in leggings #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bitches be like.. " I don't like you " I be like...? KEEP CALM I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bitches be on Instagram making bath time look like a tropical paradise. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bitches be posting twerk videos on Facebook, but be too shy to present their project in class. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bitches be trippin. Well, I might have pushed that last one. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bitches be tweeting " I'm horny. " What do you want me to do? DM you a dick? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 bitches be wear 'n anything. Why in the mirror all obese think she sexy #NOT #BADLOOK #sarcasm TrainSen 1 bitches b trying so hard to make you mad! 😂 I'm living pretty damn well 😆 😆 😆 how can you possibly upset me? Ooh 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bitch, I will punch you by accident on purpose. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bitch move from the sunlight. l hate the smell of burning plastic. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bitch reply back NOW @CastroDanilo19 😂 😒 #DesperateTweetMuch? Lmfao #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bitch you should introduce your top lip to your bottom lip and shut the fuck up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bizkit the Sleep Walking Dog #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BL00DTHIRSTER finish the rest of my chips right now. im so hungry and tired, i cry. i can't say i won't bc i'm not a breakfast person. yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Blachloch raid. Hoping to get on tonight or the weekend. I really suck at it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 blackboard, it was super cool of you to stop working in middle of my online assignment. i really do appreciate it. #not @ufvprobs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @blackXtides i was upset when I saw but oh well :/ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @blakeshelton So, just to be clear, you think gay people and those that speak other languages are ok, right? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 blasting Hollywood undead. fuck yeah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 blessed to have a bestfriend that knows me better than anybody else and has went through hell & back with me and is still here #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *blinks* weekend is over #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Blissmoments007 Yeah! I was getting dead excited for some rebel-blasting action #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BloggingBlondie and dry humping the air 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Blood work in the morning for testing then another round in the afternoon #loving -life #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bloody great #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BloombergNews This is a major surprise... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @blowdart @davidfowl Happy Birthday David! Ignore the haters ; there are plenty of the silent majority that greatly appreciate your work! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @b_loweee oh oh makes sense #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 blows my mind how girls expect VS & michael kors when i would be the happiest girl in the world if u picked a flower out of the ground 4 me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Bluecoats they're great, it's usually always sunny and rain will creep up on you out of no where. OH! & the humidity kills but I still ❤️ FL #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BlueHair_Lawyer yea that's Stan, Tweets get fucked up after several hours of drinking beer, but thanks for noticing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 blue is the new black #dressmen #topmodel #not #instabitch #loveme #odaso #authorgoesgntm xD #sarcasm TrainSen 1 bluntess :perfect nails - #Hot #Cool or #Not? #Cannabis #MarijuanaPics #WeedPorn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 🔊*Blurred lines comes on* 🔊 me : I hate this song me : ew please turn this off me :me :me :... I know you want it 🎤 🎶 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Bmichellemedina I think u will look good after the pool.. even better ur all wet.. just a good gesture to u.. lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BMorganMusic We love you! Your family is in my prayers. Hope your mom is doing better. Praying for wisdom for the doctors too! ❤ ❤ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BNW_SU Thanks for a fun evening at the improv class. It was a great introduction. Can't wait to take more classes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @bobdillner When will the video schedule for the #SnowballDerby be posted? #CantWait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BodieStroud @HISTORY can't wait and I feel sure you guys hit it out of the park! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @bodybreak it was a harsh way to leave! ;( #not cool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bodyclock has never been so fucked up. Thanks uni 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BofA_Help nope I'll be closing my account Monday once my money comes in #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BofA_Help your stupid maintenance fee caused my acct to overdraw. I'm already a broke college student. Insult to injury. I love it. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Bollywood : #Not sure if I'll pen second half of autobiography : Naseeruddin - #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @bonafide_johnny pffft I had style before I left Easthampton. That's why I knew where I wanted to end up. #seeyalittletownlife #missit #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @bonang_m @METROFMSA great show guys am tuned in #not ready for married # #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @bonang_m @mrteesa #not ready for marriage # guy is not just-not -ready. He is not emotionally connected to her. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Bonkai_Nemesis A round of applause for that meta love We stay WOKE. Fuck those who are too asleep to think for themselves #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Boobs make me forget about all the bad things in the world. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Boobs : Proof that men can pay attention to two things at once. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Booked my first driving test #excited #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Book review #not enough bant : #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Boo, one day left and I didn't get to try the wine. It was impossible finding a place that sells this wine. Mission failed. #GotARebate #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bored? Simply send a text message To a random number saying : " I'm Pregnant " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bored, so I'm going to find a kid that looks like me and tell him I'm him from the future. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Borini has changed this game #sarcasm #fuckoffyouuselessprick #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Borrow some tools from your neighbor and return them one by one covered in blood until they move. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Boss thinks his 9 and 11 year old kids know all of the @maroon5 lyrics ever better than I do. #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 both classes canceled tomorrow HAHA I LOVE LIFE ☺️ ☺️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Both Jason and I got into the weekend Overwatch Beta. I know he will be happy about that. I suck at FPS, but I'll test it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bouta knock this homework out of the park then snuggle with my love ☺️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others. #Songwriting #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Boy do I love running 😪 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 boyfriends that take pictures of their girlfriends and post it with something sweet as heck make me smile so much omg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BoyfriendThat : #guyswho make time for you, even if it's just five minutes of the day. " #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Boy : Hey send me a pic ;)Girl : Ok... promise you won't show any one?Boy : I promise I won't.. Friends : DAAAAAMNNN! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Boy : " ILY ", Girl : " Awwww, spell it out Boy : " I'm leaving you... " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Boy. It's cold than a bitch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Boy. My living leadership class for college students sure is the bee's knees. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 boys are dumb and they don't matter. stay cute & pay attention in class baby girl. that's all you'll ever need. not no damn boy 😀 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 boys are so cute and so dumb #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Boys are so dumb like they could stab you in the face with a knife and be like what's wrong why are you mad what did I do #sarcasm TrainSen 1 boys are the opposite of sour patch kids, first they're sweet then they're sour #sarcasm TrainSen 1 boys fall for me because i trip them with my laptop charger #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Boys : I don't understand why girls are obsessed with their weight. Boys : Ew she's fat. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Boys like blondes better " - my mom. She's so supportive of me #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Boys love to say " believe what you want " when they get caught up in a lie 😭 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 boys need to work on keeping their Instagram up to date with good pics. I can't show my mom some pic of a fish you caught 120 weeks ago #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Boy : So, you like bad boys? Girl : Yeah. Boy : Well, I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but at Walmart I enter through the exit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Boy : spell me, Girl : M -E. Boy : you forgot the D, Girl : there's no D in me, Boy : not yet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Boys that still get influenced by their friends and treat girls like crap because they think they look smart have a lot a growing up to do 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 boys who arent afraid to tell u when they miss u are the best #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Boys who are willing to give back massages without anything in return are the ones you keep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 boy These Hoes Leave The Get Fake In Start Fuccing Yo Nigga #Not A Soul I Trust #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Boy : " Why do you straighten your hair? " Girl : " Because it makes it longer. " Doctor : " Okay, tell me again how you burned your penis. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Boy, you know all I do is stay up all night losing sleep over you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @bparsons5815 if I can just get through his test tm the rest of the day will be great 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Br0M0use Because that was totally the only issue I raised in this entire discussion #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BradFoster95 Yeah of course, love not having a day off ever and I love hangover Sunday's in work #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Brady_Childs it's been great! :) just busy with college life haha #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @brady_mcgraw lol well it is a Monday so I automatically am looking like a 10.. #Not 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bragging about drinking and smoking makes you look soooooo coooool #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @brainboxcompute Hi. ABSORB here and I hope you've had a great week so far. It sounds like you're busy as ever #sarcasm TrainSen 1 brain : here's a good memory with someone who ended up really hurting you me : why did you bring me this brain : just because #sarcasm TrainSen 1 brain : instead of going to bed now, lets stay up another 5 hours doing nothing productive. me : why brain : you gotta #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BrandonKStudios @ItIsSmooth Oh that's nice, I don't need some fag to believe me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Brashna and Quetta is my first favourite #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_brayden11 but I'm #not and I'm a #fag #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Breaking news : After the excitement of finishing filing all the B's yesterday, today I start on the C's. Work is so exciting! -_- #sarcasm TrainSen 1 BREAKING NEWS : Drake has agreed to donate some of his eyebrow hair to Lebron James hairline. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BreakingNews I will gladly exchange my right to carry a gun for the right to carry a medical marijuana card. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Breaking : Vikings RB Adrian Peterson Expected to Play Sunday vs. Saints After Missing 1 Wk Amid Child Abuse Allegations. #Not surprised #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Break the silence! #be a voice #not an echo #fight the good fight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BreatheCarolina I have to wait until after school to get a card and put money on my iTunes account #sarcasm TrainSen 1 breathe if u want to date me *everyone holds their breath and dies* oh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BrennanXXX love you too jerk #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @briana_diehl I think she needs more make up! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Brianamendozay lol thanks and tell her Ima get fucked up 😝 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @brianfavor_ oh. yeah. HAHAAHAHAHA UGH I LUV THEM ALL THO 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BrianJWash Yeah. My body is covered in hives #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BrianMFloyd This is more contemptible than the former : #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BriannaAmendola been there, done that... this week actually.. have fun being WIDE awake until 3:30am 😘 sending love #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @briiramirez14: We don't have lights, air and no wifi 😊I love la joya 😊 😊 😊 " #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @bri_jnae bro that's so childish like what's the point of a license without a car? Thank god my sister drives tbh 😂 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bring back Henery #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @British_Liam20 and I are clearly the best ones on our intramural volleyball team #not #quitsalmoning? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 British Women Can Take A Contraceptive Injection At Home For The First Time #fun #crazy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @britneyspears @AskAnythingChat @OnAirRomeo I would like to know of u can't seem to get out from under a controlling family member what? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @britneyspears Love how your back Brit! love you, looking wonderful too #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @britneyspears this one is the best second album of you ever ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_brittany838 yay then you'll be free this weekend you can treat yourself to awkward animals 😂 yeah girl people were going crazy over here #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @brobread #LookingForMoreFollowers #MUFC will follow back hoping to hit 1k ASAP #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Broccoli : " I look like a tree. " Walnut : " I look like a brain. " Mushroom : " I look like an umbrella. " Banana : " Dude! Change the topic. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BrodieMcKirdle hahahaha how I miss sharing a wall with you #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bro. I'm covered in hives from head to toe. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bro it's only 2:56 smh I swear it feel like 4 or 5 smh I'm literally sitting up like it's wayy later in the day smh #NotEvenHigh lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Broken finger and a green card 5 minute penalty. Great game ( #sarcastictweet ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Broken phones aren't fun. So if you need to get a hold of me just send me a Facebook message. #brokenphonesarefun #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BrokenshardEUW @DailyHej @TSMReginald Because us discussing who is going to be 1st or 2nd will change or predict how things go.. #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @brokeymcpoverty I need you to #not go to jail on Tuesday morning, sis. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bronchitis, eat infection and a fever. Makes for a great start to my labor day weekend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bronchitis is so much fun #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @brooke_doane I was LITERALLY typing out a text about how Pinterest just put way too many thoughts in my head hahaha #notsorry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Brooklyn girls love the way it goes down #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Brook_Rych well I kinda meant the poor family next door, but they're probably gone. Idc bout the upstairs elephants #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @brookseidon are u finishing your lab tonight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bros before hoes " is something a bro without a hoe would say. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Brothersupport have spent all day trying to get mfc-j5910dw printer to connect to google account... just get " internal error " #not happy :( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bro your pizza smell like the inside of my boots after a long hot day at work. Don't bring that in the bus #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BrunettePrblms : College makes you realize how dumb, broke, and ugly you really are. " Shit. That means I have a lot to look forward to #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @bryankbailey can't wait to feed your kids straight sugar when I babysit next #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BrynneKuberski no wonder there's no food when I come home 😾😾😾😾😾 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BryonyKimmings yes those are often words that spring to my mind to describe you #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bryson was amazing last night. I love how much he showed his appreciation. Really think I might make that move to see him again tonight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 BTW First rule of asking a question, know the answer. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 btw mom, thanks for not waking me up :) missed the doctors appointment #sarcasm TrainSen 1 BTW, the incoming storm has been upgraded. That's what we like to hear! The forecast was for a few inches on the #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BubbaJayCarlton IT'S GONNA BE SO UNBELIEVABLY LIT i'm going there for the summer and i swear i'm working like never before there #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BuckoBen : @jbennett_10 saved yourself being suspended with the #sarcastictweet " son of pike #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BudGirl555 awesome. I cannot wait. Overdue. Plus my kids r in school so my lil girl won't beg to come watch #winning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 bugs are so rude they just land on u and completely violate your personal space like wtf is your problem man #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Building without a permit, driving without a license : The Tom Hyland Lifestyle #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Building Women's History Games this month. I can't wait to see the finished products. #iteachhistory #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Built my own lane AINT NO NIGGA EVER HAND ME SHIT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 bumping into people u kinda know but also dont in public is so awkward like do i greet u or pretend u dont exist #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bump that music... #imtryingtosleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bungee jumping is like getting head from an ugly girl. It feels great but just don't look down. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @bunnies1612 @BulldogRitchie yep and this guy ONLY got 5 weeks #consistent #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 burnt biscuit AND hot chocolate that taste like coffee... morning is off to a good start... #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Burnt my finger on a glue gun looks super #hot and #not #gross #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Burnt out, 2 more work days then a nice week off, need some fun back in my life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @BurntWings_ ©he was loosing his virginity again * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Bushy ass eyebrows are great for rain #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @business 8-10 am free Breakfast + bus ride to polls. 12-2pm free Lunch + bus ride to polls. Because the DNC loves you all. #electionday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @businessinsider absolutely pathetic this is the headline story n not about racist piece of crap Egyptian who refused to shake Israeli hand #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @businessinsider cuz she looks like a clueless liberal whose never created a job in life ever and wants to take more of your money #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Business : #Not to invest in any domestic airline : Emirates - #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @business This reminds me of Batman. He too is a billionaire king in his tall building. He too comes out to clean the swamp outside. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Busy day at the office #not - on here, just brewed up some Jet Fuel on my Bunn k-cup, all while being a fashion scofflaw... #ItHappens #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Busy day! busy is great... contact us to see what we we're doing and how we can keep you busy developing/ managing your business #aboutgrowth #sarcasm TrainSen 1 busy days but I'd rather be workin hard towards something great than be ignorant enough to sit & wait for it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 But also a fire alarm going off when it's freezing and raining is not great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 But can't even get 2 them unless I download the app #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 But glad you don't mind telling people. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 but honestly i feel like i've earned my accidental random encounter with a celebrity by now #sarcasm TrainSen 1 But how can I sleep when the boys upstairs sound like elephants lol bye #sarcasm TrainSen 1 But I CANNOT go to sleep without cleaning my room & getting in the shower 😫😫😫 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 BUT I CAN'T HELP FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU teach me how to move on from a night filled with pag-ibig at sakit. 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ... But if twitter crashes cause of #DeadlineDay news how will I know what some people had for breakfast? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 But I have been not to good this year hoping to get back on top next year hit me up if you need event photos doing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 But i'm glad that bitch DA is gone #HTGAWM #sarcasm TrainSen 1 But I'm hurting that I'm that excited to see it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 But I'm like 25% Greek (no joke ) through my *sperm donor *'s side of the family I have the right to say gaga is on my homeland LMFAOO #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 But I'm literally terrified of bringing them around whoever I hangout with because of @PackersFan1113's good looks. #notasubtweet #okaykinda #sarcasm TrainSen 1 But it's cute u thought we were 😂 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 But it's the last lab soo yay I guess #sarcasm TrainSen 1 But I've been wanting them since high school so yay for me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 But mom what if I get kidnapped? " Mom : Trust me, they'd bring you back #sarcasm TrainSen 1 But nothing beats marine wife life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 But of course, at the end of the day no one cares. If ND loses next weekend at Stanford, they suck in many peoples ' eyes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 But people begged and begged #NASCAR to change the policy if rain should happen to come past halfway this weekend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 But really though 😍 #CantWait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 but sadly puberty still didn't make me hot i'm so pissed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 But seriously taking college algebra was the best decision of my life. I've never gotten so many 100s on tests 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 But surely can save me till death. #not The Apple Watch will not save you from death. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Butterflies? I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I see you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 but the others, hell yeah i have been blasting them all day #MadeInTheAM #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @buttononthetop lOLL it's got some really good Foggy and Matt history & some excellent angst :D #sarcasm TrainSen 1 But when I come home from work aint no food cooked for me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 But yay because my schedule is cool and I only have Tuesday and Thursday classes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 but youre in love with jerks etc #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Buy all your socks in one color - problem of the missing sock solved! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Buying a donut at store : Other guys :2 donuts Virgin guy : Pack one donut #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Buzzing to work another rangers game #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Bway_Catherine sounds like fun #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Bxdlandslrh HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOMIE LOVE YUH, HAVE A NICE DAY WHILE I WORK 😘 😘✨ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @bxringdream n I tend to sleep a lot in an attempt to ignore my problems so bye #sarcasm TrainSen 1 By all means, #marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy ; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 By far the best text I have received in a really long time. 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 By sketchy he means he is running things and doesn't want to get caught #sarcasm TrainSen 1 by the end of summer i just wanna be an upgraded version of myself #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_caassie UMMM DUH A BUNCH OF LIL ALEX N ASHLEYS ARE GONNA BE SO FUNNY I CANT WAIT TO BABYSIT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cab driver asked me if I like music. I said yeah and now he's blasting magic. Why is it always me 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @cageyjames @GeospatialEM If you're going to silo your ideas then I'll be forced to move this conversation over to GeoNet. #not #justkidding #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @cahill29 would love to know how Willard is still in charge. Being up early and missing free throws late is the SHU way apparently #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Caitlin : " guys I'm allergic to the cold " Me : " except that's not a thing " Cait : *whips out photo of bare ass covered in hives * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @caitygottadonk I have that affect on people... Jk miss you too. #NOT 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 calc first thing in the morning was such a great idea #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Caleb is so stupid, your sister is obviously a murderer. Why must the cute ones be so dumb #HTGAWM #sarcasm TrainSen 1 California mom convicted in daughter's microwave death (wow. The microwave?!?) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CallaBasil your hair was on point today. 😍 #FutureHairStylist 😂 #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 calling me ugly isn't even an insult because i know already #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Calling Someone Ugly Lowers A Persons Self Esteem 😒 #Not Cool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Call me crazy, but I really prefer the term mentally ill. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @callmekarizma I'm going to bed cuz a miracle happened and I finished homework before 11, but I wanted to say good night and that ur awesome #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Call me Nemo, cause I'm not afraid to touch the butt. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Call me old school, but I think your shorts should be longer than your vagina. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Call Of Duty will really have a guy thinking about joining the army... then you realize how many times you died. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 call to #tucg15 " Disabled people haven't got 5 years to wait for a #Labour government as too many will be dead by then " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CallumRS1 yeah good banter from you #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @callykhs haha by then it'll be a whole new surprise because you might forget you ordered! ;) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @calm_llhnz_bctj I'll be thinking if you while I'm sleeping #not lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @cam_213 @A_Do_It does he have a chip is he undefeated and we're still arguing on if he's the best player on his team we know steph is #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Came out from a test to see that my clippers are doing great 😭 ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @camerondallas : I'm perfectly fine with you dumping all of your problems on me, I want to do anything to help you " yey great man do that #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @camerondallas I've been waiting for that time soooooo long! I'm so happy, I can't wait to see u start posting!! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @camerondallas same like i cant sleep unless its cold i feel like that the only way i can relax #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @camerondallas thats fucked up thanks 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @camerondallas you can pay my phone bill too if you want. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @campbell_jill algebra 2 is the best #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Campus alerts make me feel so safe #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can 2014 be the year I become attractive #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can already tell 3 hour Bio labs are gonna be loads fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can always count on pleasant weather when returning home to England from a holiday #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can anyone recommend a good movie to kinda listen to while I stare at my phone? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can a woman make you a millionaire? Yes, but only if you are a billionaire. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 CAN be bothered. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cancel brithday plans 😧 great! Doing nothing now 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 canceled the 5:10p Parkway Express bus without telling the folks on the line until 5:15p. Now have to wait for 5:30p. Thanks. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cancelled my train again @c2c_Rail, great start to the week. But that's ok because my mate says you're really efficient. #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cancer or not, for her crimes if convicted, she must spend the rest of her life in Jail. " " wow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Canelo and Cotto are both great fighters and filled with class. I can't wait to see them fight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can everyone come to my funeral in FBI outfits, stand at the back & not say a word to my parents so they think I lived a cool double life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can go home on D3 night yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 can gossip girl come back with a spin off about chuck and Blair after marriage? I would binge watch the crap out of that #sarcasm TrainSen 1 can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can I be in one of @blakeshelton music videos? Lmao #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can I be on the " Stars! They're just like us! " page in US Magazine cuz I shaved one leg but forgot to shave the other. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can I copy your homework? " " Yeah but I don't know if its right... " " I don't care. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH SLEEP #sarcasm TrainSen 1 can i get a high five if ur an emotional wreck who eats too much food #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can I get a scholarship for eating? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 can i get paid to eat because im really fucking good at doing it every 5 mins #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can I have her phone number after she loses her virginity, I believe in recycling! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE : Oh... I have nothing to say, I just crave the spotlight. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can I just drop it like it's luke warm? It's been a long day and I'm tired. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can I just fast forward my life to the point where all this pain and suffering is just a bad memory. #this #is #not #the #life #i #want #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can I just get my hair done and it not rain? @God #sarcasm TrainSen 1 can i just move to new york to have a cute lil penthouse already #sarcasm TrainSen 1 can i just skip to the part of my life where I've got 7 digits in my bank account and vacation in Hawaii #sarcasm TrainSen 1 can I play with your hair? " is basically a marriage proposal GOD YES YOU CAN PLAY WITH MY HAIR #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can I see your phone? " " One second " *Delete, delete, delete* " Okay here you go. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 can i sell my feelings cause i dont want them anymore #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can I sell my feelings on #eBay because I don't want them anymore. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can I skip this whole school thing and go to the part where i'm a billionaire #sarcasm TrainSen 1 can I skip to the part of my life where I'm financially stable and have someone to sleep next to every night #sarcasm TrainSen 1 can I sleep for 3 years and wake up with my degree already #sarcasm TrainSen 1 can I sleep for 4 years please and wake up with everything that i want #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can I sleep one more day? Can I have one more Sunday? Good morning ppl, have a great week 👱🌎 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 can i take a break from everyone for just a lil while #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can Monday come any faster #sarcasm TrainSen 1 cannamagazine : Cannabis Conferences In South Florida Spark High... - #Hot #Cool or #Not? #Cannabis #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cannot get enough of @ToriKelly's new album. It is literally everything. Need to see her live, like ASAP. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can not wait for my train back to leeds next monday after two days on it at the @Hau5 festival next weekend #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cannot wait for the " why am I tanner than you when you go to school in Florida " when I get home #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cannot wait to hear this kids comments today in class... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 can one of my friends have a baby so I can babysit, oh wait I only have one friend, so @NatashaGardine5 have a baby. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can someone tell me?Out there in Twitter Land My Tweets only go back to 6 days ago? I know I rant on what s Safe #NOT vehicle Toyota R #? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 can still sleep for half hour #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't Belive it's our last night in our apartment sad #not 😁 😜 😘 😘 xxx #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't decide if I want to put my soup in the microwave for 30 seconds & have luke warm soup or 31 seconds & have 3rd degree mouth burns #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't decide whether to watch Monsters University or Workaholics rn... It's hard bc they're just so similar! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't even put into words how wrong last night went either #yay #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 can't focus on homework because tomorrow is the start of the most awesome week 😍 😍 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 can't get over how good it's gunna be, shame we've got like atleast 2 years to wait xD #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't nobody love more than I can, lol. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 cant ride for someone who keeps jumping in and out of the car #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't see the word " literally " without reading it in the voice of Rob Lowe as Chris Traeger in Parks & Rec. #notabadthing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't sleep at night, can't get up in the morning. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't sleep. Have to be at my store in four hours. #joy #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cant someone from Internetmana just take the media to the NSA building RIGHT NOW, storm the ramparts and just #SHOWMETHEMONEY? #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 can't stop laughing 😂 😂 😂 her fake sneeze is sooooo cute 😂 ❤️ i like this video and i really love her 😂 😆 @ChloeBennet4 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't think of a better way to start off my day than with a 8am microbiology class #sarcasm TrainSen 1 can't trust no bitches yeah they lie! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't understand how those quotes are related to the pictures that girls post these days #sarcasm TrainSen 1 cant wait 2 dip outta highschool and be done with all the assholes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait for Austins cough to go 😴 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cant wait for class! #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait for detention tomorrow #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait for Kyrie to come back 😩 😩 😩 any day now.. Cough, cough @KyrieIrving #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cant wait for life to be " fun " once you're out of highschool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait for nutrition. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait for the anime only watchers to witness the greatest bromance in history. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait for the day I finally have a cough free day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 cant wait for the day i have my own cute lil apartment in new york with my 2 dogs and boyfriend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait for the game tomorrow. Lot of history between me and them 😈 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait for the rain to ruin my hair! ☔️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait for these history quizzes to be history #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait for these new episodes of Amazon's The Man in the High Castle. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait for this cough to go away so I can run again. Babylungs is struggling rn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait for this semester to be over so I won't have to hear this guy cough in class anymore. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait for tonight ; tv & chocolate (&cough mixture ) with boo 🏡 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait for videos of Niall drunkenly singing history with entire pubs during the hiatus #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait for warmer weather so I can just throw on a dress and people will be like " omg you look so cute " and I didn't even have to try. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 can't wait til I can finally tweet " *insert college* MT Class of 2020 " but that won't happen until April so boohoo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait till Manziel has Sterling Shepard next year and Josh Gordon (if he can stop drinking the cough syrup ). And maybe a decent O line #sarcasm TrainSen 1 cant wait til my niece & nephew are 18 and they dont need me to babysit for them anymore and i can bring them to the pub w/ me instead lmao #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to actually start my life. High school is so temporary I feel like some people really forget that. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 can't wait to babysit Ali's puppy 😭 😭 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to babysit Niya 😍 lol @taezahp #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to babysit 😍 😩 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 CANT WAIT TO BE DONE WITH HIGHSCHOOL MAN 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to be married and have married friends and all have houses with a career and have bbqs and big families #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to celebrate my birthday in boot camp... 😑 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to come home and get lit! *cough@Sylvia_Shalah cough * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to cough all night #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to cough like a maniac through all my classes tomorrow 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to delete everything on my phone to get iOS8... 😒 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to do a whole lot of nothing today... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to get drenched on my walk to class #not ⚡️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to get my license and own car so I can sing as loud as I want without anyone telling me to shut up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to get out class I already know what I want to go eat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to get sweaty as fuck in a pit at courteeners #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to get sweaty in the tache on Saturday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to get this sponsorship *coughcough* @D_Niedbalec #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to get torn to shreds at my piano lesson #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 CANT WAIT TO GET UP AT 3am TO STAND IN THE COLD WITH YOUR PARENTS AND WATCH YOU GET SWEATY 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cant wait to get up at 3 and drive all the way to AC #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to get up bright and early tmrw! #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to go back to Gate 2 *cough* I mean Masoc lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to go back to school tomorrow CX it will be Friday too. Oh da joy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 cant wait to go home and babysit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 can't wait to go home and do my research paper! #woohoo #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to go home and suck my birds toes #cheesy #cantwait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to go home, shower, and take some NyQuil and pass ouuuuut. This cough is getting ridiculous #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to go to class today #nobueno #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to go to Dallas so I can see what this cough is about seems like an upper respiratory infection 😣 I been sick since Halloween #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to go to school tmw to see what my day looks like #untouched #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to go to work and cough all over subways aha love being sick #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to graduate highschool and not have to worry about getting called to the principals office for my social media #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to have surgery tomorrow... #lol #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to hear about this surgery tomorrow #not #doctorssuck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to hear everyone complain if Mr. Gasser tells us we are running outside today. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to hear more gossip from my girl @missionworldie about her trip to New York *cough* rap royalty Common *cough* #sarcasm TrainSen 1 can't wait to make this 10 min walk to class to sit and listen to my bob barker lookin ass Prof talk for an hour fifteen. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to move back to good ole BHS. Southside Charter Highschool is NOT the place for me, to put it in the nicest way. 😁 😁 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to move into our new house, don't worry you can still babysit us, we are still in America. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 can't wait too get all sweaty in school? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cant wait to reunite with my middle school friends on Monday i missed them so much #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cant wait to run for personal foul penalties #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to see @FCBarcelona tomorrow in #ElClasico. This fixture saw the debut of @LuisSuarez9 for the club, and the rest is history #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to see Gabbert do that next week vs Seattle... Or maybe I've had to much cough medicine today #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to see more of your breast feeding selfies. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 can't wait to see the doctor again for this chronic cough #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to sit in all the traffic at sherrifhall to get to uni #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to sit through 6 hours of lab tonight!? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cant wait to sleep in til... 8 tomorrow... then get up and write my paper Lol. Ugh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 cant wait to start waking up early everyday for my 6am shifts #sarcastictweet #workgrind #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to start work in a hour. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to stay at school for 3 more hours to finish my excel project -_- #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to take my physics test tomorrow! #NOT #prayforhanna #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to wake up early to babysit! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to watch my awkward self on video during Spanish tomorrow in front of the entire class ((-::: #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait to watch the MAMAs *cough* YG Family Concert *cough* #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait until Friday when we get to wear our band uniforms in 90 degree weather? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait until summer shows up again cause that means no school the place I hate with a passion 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can't wait until this daft cough goes away so I can get back to the gym. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #cantwait #weddinggoals 😍 😍 so in love with this 😍 😍 😍 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *cant wake up in the morning* *cant fall asleep at night * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 can't we just go back to the time where we are so close to each other. just talking about how we love bands. just fangirling. im missing it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 can u imagine if someone gave u a list of all the little things they love about u like the way u sneeze or how u subconsciously bite ur lip! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can wait till I start school 😏 bout to fuck it up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can wait to start my day bright and early tomorrow #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can Walmart be a feeling? I think that's how I feel today. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 can we just appreciate the sushi I made FROM SCRATCH (ignore the rest of my kitchen ) #proud #SUSHI食べたい #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can we just round up all the people who are still enthusiastically playing " Blurred Lines " and quarantine them somewhere #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can we skip school and fast forward to when i'm rich and spend all my time traveling? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can we skip this whole " college " thing and go straight to the part where I have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can we talk about how I got stuck at work for 9 hours today lol cool #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can you back off my best friend? Before you piss me off too, that would be great thanks 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can you come in at 6 am? Sure... #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can you die from constipation? I'm a little worried with how full of shit some people are. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can you imagine the first ever cuss word? Bob : Fuck! James : What was that? Bob : I don't know.. It just felt.. Right #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can you please just like evaporate or somehing bc your face and personality just happen to piss me off. Thanks 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Can you tell I'm trying to impress people at work? #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CapCartinelli you got us babe no worries ;)) we're always here and love you more than any one of those low life jerks around you ever could #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Capitalism needs so much more than that and democratic socialism has a lot to say on the matter #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CaptaiinLiiiz yay! Idc if I'll have to go with you to your classes again lol I need to make another trip up it's much needed! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Caradelevingne I never stopped being mad about that I'm just manipulating them #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Career Goal : Be the guy at Now That's What I Call Music! who listens to everything and decides what's music. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Care less and you'll stress less. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @carensababy aaaaw just looked at the pic again! He sounds like a right charmer 😂 😂 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Care plans suck 😩 #nursingstudentproblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Carl B Phillips - Great Rain | Yes Lord Radio - Tune In = @carlbphillips #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CarolinaHuddle I'm not really sure why a Redskins fan wouldn't like you making fun of the Cowboys. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @carolJhedges Interesting piece on Victorian crime writing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @carollljeann it was a good comeback though #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 car rides without music = awkward #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @carryyonlilyy DO UR HOMEWORK SO U CAN GET REAL SMART AND GET A SUPER AWESOME JOB & BUY ALL THE FOOD YOU WANT AND SO U CAN GO COOL PLACES 😊❣ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Car Tax, MOT & Insurance all due by the end of next month, hate that it all falls right at Christmas time too! 😑 #great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 CARTOONS : The only place where you can wear the same thing everyday and nobody cares #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CassandraMBeard : Dude beside me in class never comes on Thursdays and brought a drink in a red solo cup today. #realMVP #not " MY BFFFFF #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @casspernyovest how do i sleep after that great perfomance? Nyovest ur Great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CastelliCafe but it makes cycling in the rain a lot more comfortable and enjoyable #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Casually looking online for a new car... because I'm totally in the market to make that kind of purchase 😏 😔 #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @catastrophe_tv FIRST CLASS - only complaint, PLEASE make the episodes an hour long instead of half an hour. Absolutely fantastic show. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cat cafe is opening on College St. soon. Excuse me while I line up to be covered in hives from kitty snuggles 😻😻 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Catching the bus to town is so dear now, its cheaper just to buy a day saver #RobbingBastards #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Catching up on @NUFC vs Leicester and wishing I hadn't. I'd give my right arm for some players with the desire and directness of LCFC. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Catch Me (I'm Falling ) [HD ] - Pretty Poison in joy video time is over 😞 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @caterinatweets are you still there? I have to prepare myself for school but I wanted to wait for you before you sleep 😚 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cats would be even more stuck up if they knew how much the internet loves them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cause homework is fun #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cause nothing like you and me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cause that's just makes me feel wonderful #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cause when I take night pics #not #good & will I be able to download music without got though the Apple Store #OrangeRoom #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cause you my noy and got done arguing who was the best #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cause your doing so much convincing! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @cayla2018 I literally just stepped on a mechanical pencil while cleaning my room A GIGANTIC piece of led then got in my foot #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CBCNews How do people with that sensitive an allergy even function out of their homes? I love my peanuts, can't imagine life without them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @cbgirl19 Amazing work on the history of X -men, can't wait till you get a hold on one of my fav childhood Saga's AoA #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CBSNews If a suspect is fair skinned and has blonde hair and blue eyes do you hunt for a dark skinned, dark haired, brown eyed suspect? No! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CBSPhilly Thank you Justin for bringing us the weather in the morning. Now you can reset your alarm clock! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Ccampbellmusic you're being talked about on @radiox by @ChrisMoyles Said he heard you busking and love your voice! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CClough99 @alexisjb07 @Melieemartinez I haven't done homework since the first day of school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #CCSL2015 never underestimate the power of hand written thank you cards #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CDuG82 better to read it. It's hilarious. That might be fun to tweet As a movie it's just a slog and they have zero chemistry together. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CeeBabeez i know shes hurting me today 😐😐 and shes excited to meet her little tater thotnie ❤️ 😂 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Celebrating throwback Thursday by throwing back some Benadryl in an attempt to sleep what a time to be alive am I right people #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cell phones have completely ruined the fun of pushing a fully clothed person into a pool. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CEM28 at least there is feminism to comfort you : #itsaboutequality #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cereal is an acceptable meal at all times of the day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 cereal is an appropriate meal to eat at any hour of the day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cesc Fabregas says he has been suffering sleepless nights during #CFC's miserable season : #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CH3NAUSKY yeah I had Eric Josh and some other clown blasting me for something that had 0 to do with Danny #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Champagne exploded all over hotel bedroom floor and my dress. Great start to the #vmgmindawards #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ChanaChristine haha they were never nice. Guess I'm not cool enough 😔 #sadface #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Changed my Wi -Fi network name to Being_Held_Captive_Call_Police_Not_Joking and got no response. my neighbors are worse people than I thought #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Changing my twitter name to ~~September~27th~~ #MyBirthFuckingDay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @chapo_rico @killllaakam_ we just had a test bro I passed it great 79 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Chapstick is an entire industry based on you losing the product and buying more. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Charis_JB that shit was my jam everyday in highschool lol. I can't wait for the new game even tho it's over hyped. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CharlotteWest7: @VickiB1994 fuck you I'm busy on your bday bitch " you literally will not be my friend anymore. #NotEvenJoking #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ChaseMarsh23 um excuse me sir, but it was our first day of calculus, did i miss the homework already or did you mean in the future? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @chaylobean you should come! Diane and I will entertain you and make you eat food that you will either love or make you wanna puke 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 CHEATING is NOT an accident... falling off a bike is an accident! You don't trip and fall into coochie #sarcasm TrainSen 1 cheating on someone who is all about u? you're dumb as fuck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Checked my checking account and it has a balance of -$5. 64. The real world is fun #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Checking out @wyncode Pitch Night at @thelabmiami can't wait to see what this class has come up with. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Check out this week's wrap of interesting digital literature from @simongroth #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ChEefa74 WTH why did you go and I got stuck babysitting?!? In 30 minutes, Fab dropped Coke and chips and ripped up pieces of papers. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 cheeks hurting from smiling much feel happy proud excited dont know which should feel first 5hgroupoftheyear #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cheer up! You're the reason that other people feel better about themselves. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @chelseahandler same talent as you. Blowing people to get where you are #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @chelseahandler valium is much better 3 1/2 hr nap and doesnt matter about screaming kids totally oblivios to everthing but sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ChelseyCBS Oh yeah, been up working since 315am. Probably not as early as you. Have a blessed week. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @chemeliz forever laughing at your tweets about upstairs elephants & thinking of the tiki dancer. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 I'm done. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Chem homework and #MadeInTheAM waiting for my next class. Such an awesome album @NiallOfficial #MITAM #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Chemistry exam tomorrow means I'm gonna be up all night and look like a mess in the morning. Yay school! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Chemistry has decided to work today. This is a fun new thing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Chemistry is fun actually 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 chemistry is fun 😌 but you cool I knew you since forever and we still cool you my lil dude with yo ugly ass #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Chemistry was way much more fun when Mrs. Brock was the teacher 🔬 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Chem lab is pretty exciting #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @chesterlampkin Miss you on the tube in STL but I'd give my right arm to have extended time in NZ. Hope it's going well for you! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Chez say today my last day on twitter he Say it must go 😂 😂 😂 😂 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ChicagoFireCPD Really I can't wait until tomorrow to watch it but I will cause I took cold meds for my cough #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Chicks be putting anything on their face talking bout some " face beat " yesssss literally your face looks beat up 😩 😭 #notcute #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Chief keef is still outside the VMA's pushing the door that says pull #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Childhood is like being drunk everyone remembers what you did except you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Chilling with the sis #wesocool #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Chilly and sunny the next several days. No real rain chances until the weekend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ChinaCandyCo " GODDESS is Good " thank u 4 all ur wisdom, these girls r still " wet behind their ears ", and need to be schooled, ol ' school. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Chinese food to go $15Gas to get it $1. 62Getting home and realizing they forgot 1 of your containers... Riceless #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @chino_2495 @_Chacon313 @WeedPolIs yeah I guess but why you being a child n blasting my twitter when you can tell me whatever you think #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Chips have little nutritional value. That's why you need to eat the whole bag. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Choked in front of everyone in the lounge today and thought I was gonna die.. highlight of my day #not 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Choose a job you love & you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Choose your friends carefully. They are the ones who tag you in photos. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 chose video games over talking about homework with me. wow. I'm shocked. thanks bae. leave in my time of need that's awesome thanks. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Chris Brown ft Tyga & Ty $ - Nothing Like Me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @chrisbrown I am very proud of the parent you are and will become. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @chrisbrown im 47 and ive never seen dancemoves like this you just blew me away that was like some matrix elusion wowwwwww #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Chris Brown is beating up people who are more talented than he is. So everyone on the planet is next. Except you Flo Rida, you can chill bro #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Chris Brown might just be in a fight club that he's not allowed to talk about. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @chrisbrown when my teacher ask who the finest music artist you already know it's you like whoever think you ugly retarded #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @chrisgb00:1939 & you run the state! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 " #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @chris_manzo I can't wait til your book finally comes out so I can read it to all my cousins and kids I babysit 😁 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @chrispaludi tonight I blew off homework for three AP classes to see The Martian with my cousin, and I have zero regrets. (Film was awesome ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @chrisrock would we be able to get past racism if everyone admitted they are racist? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ChrisSchmidtyy snap story is a funny as this #its #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Chrissgeovanni so I was gonna spam but I noticed that u already hit 6k awkward but yay! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @chrissyteigen love your brutal honesty because you say exactly what most are thinking. Are you truly a celebrity?🤔 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @chrissyteigen what if you fell and broke your jaw? You would have told yourself a million times, " I should have eaten the damn crepes " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Christian Mingle : God has hidden a spouse for you on our website. Pay us $30 and see if you can find them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @christiger007 well that was close game #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Christmas is all about family... And harassing your exes & ruining their Holiday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Christmas is in 4 days and I've never felt less Christmassy in my life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Christmas is less than a week away... who else doesn't feel the excitement? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ChrisWilson185 awesome! Glad I wrote that reference #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 chubbybluntz : ready for the drive down to oregon! - #Hot #Cool or #Not? #Cannabis #MarijuanaPics #WeedPorn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Chynadoll2love i took a break too - was burnt out. Just have fun and enjoy some down time. Hang in there, it'll be worth it! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cianna is flyer than most #fuck #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CiaraMorcomb yea because a bloody mary for supper would really stack on the pounds haha #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CindyAmbuehl What a great guy! This busy Mom needs to remember this tomorrow morning! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CityBrampton Thank you for hiring the most inconsiderate staff that lack customer service skills to run your facilities. #greatservice #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @cityofsydney great campaign. Dumping is way too common place #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Claire_alex thanks for the help 😒 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Claire_Eldridge Why not fall asleep with the person you fell in love with? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Claire_Reynics my license was suspended without my knowledge lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Clark78S yeah that's it hahaha #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Clase solo d videos... yay what fun #not 😡 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 classes on fridays are the worst, i hate this day 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Class from 8 -5:45... What a perfect day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Class til 10. So friggin excited #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 classwork : A homework : A classwork : A homework : A classwork : A homework : A test : F final grade : F #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @classybethany physics and chemistry are so fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces. For example : I am going to the liquor store and I'm scared that it's closed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_ClawsonG might get a loan. Ask your work. Surely working at a bank has its perks. Or just rob your work on your lunch break #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Clay and I are having wayyyy too much fun with the new voice filters on snapchat #dying 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cleaning my room is just putting away clothes, bc before I put them away they take over my floor! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 cleaning the car is sooo fun -. - #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cleaning up room before leaving Joho. #bigbang is playing in the background. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Clean ur room the cleaning lady is coming " -mom #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Clear history button has saved lives more than all superheroes ever did. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Clearly not the only one who wants Dev's alarm clock from @MasterofNone. Thank you internet! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cleverley texted me saying he hopes the best for me and that he's going to come back and take my job #scared #not #donkey #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @clickbearr If you have green eyes, they will look super good on you! I have dark brown eyes & they look pretty natural, perfect amount of #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Clifford - disabled people don't have 5 years to wait for Labour govt., too many of our brothers and sisters will be dead #tucg15 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 clinical is love #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Clinic all day next week since school is out 😩. Those days will drag! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Clinicals at Dr. Budai's office makes me love kids more & more each day 😭 😭 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Clinicals in the a. m... Gotta love those early mornings #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Clinicals suck so bad, but I love it at the same time 😁 ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Clinton soccer walkin around like they run shit lol #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Clippers might as well play this fast pace from now on if they can shit. They low key better built for it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 CLOSE MY FUCKING DOOR WHEN YOU LEAVE MY ROOM. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Closing in on 20,000 words. Hoping to hit halfway point before I sleep. This is what I get for starting 10 days late! #NaNoWriMo #amwriting #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Closing tonight then gotta wake up early for a lab tomorrow ☹ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Club goin ' up!.. on a #Tuesday! Tweet us #HOT or #NOT for @iLoveMakonnen5D ft. @Drake " Tuesday " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @c_macmurdy25 it'd be nice to know if you got hurt. Thanks for keeping in the loop #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @cmanobianco you're funny! Do other countries ever help out like we do with world problems?!?! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @cmarquis5: Pre calc is off to a strong start this year #sarcastictweet " @marcus_haynes_ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 cnat wait for my little get away this weekend, Finally,., Now to call Bryners mother so she can babysit. lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNBC I made up my mind as quickly as that myself. Charlie #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNBC Well the threat of a lawsuit is one way to keep people from telling the truth about you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @cnjbromo yeah shoe and hand size is such a lie I used 2 fuck a guy massive hands and feet 4 inches hard at best and that's being generous #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN @ABC @MSNBC I will tell u all u lost millions of viewers don't think when election is over & ur done kissing hillary ass alls forgiven #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN Are we supposed to believe Rio,who gave us Raining Stairs & Green Pools?Or do we believe the video that shows them lying on ground? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN @brianstelter all weekend the bottom of the screen read " Trump says only way he loses PA is if Dems cheat " no other news to cover. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @cnnbrk breaking news black man doesn't fall in line what are we to do #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @cnnbrk Let me guess he just wants to move on and put this behind him. MF #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @cnnbrk Politics is in their blood. Even at their current age. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @cnnbrk so, after his vaca? Good to know the American people come second to his golf game. #priorities #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN Come on Wolf. Don't act surprised, some systems are rigged, others broken. Will U ever get specific? Or do you like things this way? 🙊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN #conveniently left out that she had something to say to Obama not acknowledging support. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN did I just witness the mayor arguing with a Clinton lawyer?😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @cnn @donlemon who the hell is Page Pate and why do we have to listen to him dismiss the influencing of an election. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN every time a question was asked of DT and his people the answer has to include The Clintons. Would rather hear a straight answer. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN Except for Trump, he goes in the basket of deplorables. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN give me a fuckn break like get a life ppl #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @cnn having a discussion about black people with more white people is like men deciding if women should be paid more #OneBlackPerson #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN How are we supposed to know WTF he is talking about or what he means if his people don't know. #NeverTrump and not because of cheating #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN how can anyone be closer to trumps? He doesn't have one. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN Hows do it feel to be part of the corruption for the Democrats? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN I don't know why I feel this guy ll take the world to 3rd world war, his mistake about Russia can make him Hitler #justsaying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN if he wants to sit down let him sit on the bench #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN If you feel the need to post negative hateful comments, it's because you're insecure about your own sexual preference. Psychology 101 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN If you go there, please don't block the road. You have a choice 50% of the time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN I know a lot of people find this funny when it really is not funny. Hormonal changes are bad for both men and women. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN I think that's how fat women feel when Sizzler cuts them off at the buffet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN I wonder if there is an upset stomach from important personages of Europe and America, you will find " Russian trace "? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN #jimsciuto the fact that trump has many people at his rallies doesn't mean they are all voting for him! They just want to see the clown #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN @KellyannePolls i hope Kelly Anne smart enough get paid for the 💩 she's sniffing lol all trumps puts out 💩 💩 and more 💩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN Lets not wait, POTUS needs to get it started GOP is saying same thing, lets get it done, leaving everyday. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN @lindaikeji So I'm guessing huge corporations like Walmart just found a way to get paid to advertise #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN Maybe THIS will stop the GOP from being so vehemently anti-evolution and science. #YeahRight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNNPolitics @Aleksander_Lee @Deena_CNN I have you know that Bellursconi never did an honest day of work in his life! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNNPolitics Amazing CNN found this guy yet seem to miss this. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNNPolitics first of all what was the actress doing by hovering in front of a billionaire money rest also for money now also for money???? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNNPolitics @GregJKrieg... she can't even start a piss up in a Beer garden. Totally inept! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNNPolitics Hillary could teacher a thing or two about staying with her husband through the ruff times #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNNPolitics @hmmngbrd508 which means she is guilty and his track record of honesty is great they are all corrupt liars #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNNPolitics how can a person under FBI investagation run for the most powerful position on the planet? time is up https://t.co/GYIEwYCjRm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNNPolitics If the Democrats did not have anything to hide, they would not be in this situation. They should have learned this from Hillary #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNNPolitics It's funny but this email scandal is so similar to WMDS In Iraq. A lot of NOTHING. Seems to be the Republican way now. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNNPolitics Mika was doing what other hosts refuse to do. She wanted a clear response to a narrow question, not a letter to the exitor. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNNPolitics minorities continue 2 vote for progressive policies that r only designed to enslave them. It's undeniable. Hopefully they wake #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNNPolitics people who is thinking abt vote for trump need to check their mental stage. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNNPolitics @StCollinson I like speaker Ryan, I think his heart is in th he right place. It is the ESTABLISHMENT that is leaning on him. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN race baiting as normal CNN... that is why your ratings are falling through the floor. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN @realDonaldTrump @HillaryClinton can keep deleting emails and making mistakes and I'll still vote for her before I vote for a Savage #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN That Chinese billionare's son is crazy, if I would have eight iPhone 7s, I will give 7 to my friends and 1 for me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN the police showed their bias in this case. How do you determine he is a bad man from a helicopter. Also a cop don't know taser vs gun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN There is a group of words I never thought I'd see put together in a sentence. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN this is news? I used to do gnash all the time when I was a kid. My dog could write a better story. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN Trump will RUIN this country! He is a COMPULSIVE LIAR and he does NOT care about any1 but his self! Y'all WAKE UP! Retweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN we got to stand strong together because it makes the world a better place to live.. Love our world and the people on it... #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN Well if the US Govt won't give us the info the praise to @PutinRF_Eng for enlightening our public. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN @WellsFargo I left that bank years ago bc they were thieves even back then! Doesn't surprise me! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN What a crook and scammer! And he wants to be president?!! And dares to ask other countries to pay up when he doesn't?!! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN WTF HOW DID COLIN POWELL GET IN THIS, AS SMART AS SHE IS, DOES SHE REALLY NEED TO TRY TO THROW POWELL UNDER THE BUS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CNN yuck 😷 nothing like home cooking. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CochlearUK all kitted out and on way home to test out all my new gadgets! #excited #showingoff #happy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CocoMeena : I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone " I'm truly 1 of a kind #not Davido fa #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @coconutoildaddy she's also really woke and cool you'll love her #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Coffee - because most people frown on alcohol first thing in the morning. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Coffins are creepy unless you put fluorescent lights inside and tell people it will make them tan. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @colbertlateshow Wait, I wasn't supposed to use a Sharpie on my computer screen #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @coldplay and hopefully Clocks can stop so I can enjoy this amazing day and the rush of blood to the head it'll be so much fun I'lleverglow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @coldplay please come to nepal when you guys are in mumbai.. just a half an hour flight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cold room. Rainy weather. No sound from alarm clock. I can't remember the last time I got to enjoy something like this. Thank You, Lord! ♥ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Colds are the best #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cold weather can trick your body into missing someone who's terrible for you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @coleeeemc I know, I'm sure you've had nothing but water since you arrived. #YeahRight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @colenorton1996 yeah no lie. It was a $30 fender in it to begin with haha #sarcasm TrainSen 1 college algebra for 2 hrs turn up #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 college algebra for 2 hrs turn up #not " schombezzy is trill doe. tell my homie I said yo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 College has been great, I have nothing big to complain about. I have awesome teachers and more homework sucks, but I procrastinate less now #sarcasm TrainSen 1 college is 50% stressing out and 50% hoping you get hit by a car #sarcasm TrainSen 1 College is a lot like preschool. You sleep a lot, miss your mom and have no clue what's going on. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 College is cool bc if u relax for 5 seconds then all of a sudden ur failing 11 classes even tho ur only taking 5 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 College is fun b/c one second you think you have your life together and the next you're having a breakdown and questioning all life choices #sarcasm TrainSen 1 College is fun #yeahright 😒 😒 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CollegeTownLife : Not only did I get out of bed today, I also shaved my legs. So yeah, you could say I'm a real person " @riley_frasch #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CollinBreezy @jheremiii catch us at top 6 or 😂 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Coloradofarm boo for the wind but YAY for the sun! still pouring down rain here - 3/4 " yesterday & 1/2 " so far today w/lots more to come #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Come home from the gym and again, no food is cooked #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Come home from work to my sister asleep & a fridge w/ no food #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #ComeHomeIssoot We love you! Your hair is just in an argument! It will be okay! They will come back together soon! @twaimz #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Come home to any empty house ; no food #staving #thisisnice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Come home to everyone asleep and no food #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Come home to no food anywhere in the house 😍 😍😞 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Come home wit no food on the stove 😪 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Come on people if you're gonna walk at night smoke a cigarette or something so I can see you, can't be having any more dents in my car. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Come over 2 the dark side child, he's good! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Come rain or shine, there's no better way to explore #TheSuffolkCoast than by bike or foot #PerfectlySeasoned #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Come right in the door and start bitching nice to see you too! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Comfort Food Is A Myth. via @HealthyLiving #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Comforting to know my heel was bleeding the whole day.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Coming back from an exam and seeing this would be great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 coming back from the health center to a nice fire drill 😊 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Coming home after work and doing nothing is so great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Coming home to an exploded IPhone 3GS in your drawer is always fun #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Coming home without Mom waking up and doctors who still don't know sucks. I like roller coasters... but not this #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Coming to school only to take a test.. But forgetting the test slip at home #great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Commence six months of the clock in my car being wrong. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Comments on Girls ' DPs Normal guy : Beautiful Pic Page Admin : Wow! Such a beauty, follow for more. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Commerce insurance is expensive for no fucking reason #thx4thehelp #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Common sense has become so rare it should be classified as a superpower. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 compared dentist giving candy to evils of capitalism? If socialism is great, y did ur dad escape Cuba? Genius #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Completely forgot about a bunch of homework that was due today so that's super awesome #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Computer lab for the remainder of tonight, wish i had got a nap #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Computers love to update when you're doing homework. Stupid technology #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Computers were build in state labs with tax money, nothing to do with capitalism, more like socialism #sarcasm TrainSen 1 computer : wanna update thisme : surecomputer : you have to restart your com-me : never mind #sarcasm TrainSen 1 COMPUTER : " Wanna update this? " ME : " Sure " COMPUTER : " You have to restart your computer - " ME : " F*ck You " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ConanOBrien If the burning bushes start speaking in God-like tones, ask if we stand a chance with the next POTUS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Concussions are coool. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 condom to tampon, " U put me out of a job for 1 wk a month! " Tampon replies, " When you don't do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 confirmed dick appointment shorts #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Confused about the ME? Yeah me too. And no point listening to government they lie. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Congestion is the best feeling in the world #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Congrats @BringerOfRain20 on a season for the history books! Can't wait to watch you again next season! #MVP #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Congrats @DjokerNole on your win ☺ have a nice restful day off and lots of luck and love for Saturday 😃😃 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Congrats on your secret admirer! Must be nice having someone who's ashamed to admit they like you! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Congratulations on being such a respectable young adult. Really. Your attitude, actions and words are truly something to look up to. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Congratulations on your ability to create drama out of absolutely nothing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Congratulations to our year 6 pupils who all passed their cycling course, even in torrential rain @cycletraining #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ConnectedWMag How did your keynote go? We hope it went well as we love seeing IoT being talked about. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @conorhean do you have any ideas of interesting philosophy literature on this? Have vague memories of UG philosophy of mind #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Conservative party conference in Birmingham end of this month, can't wait #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Considering that Iron Man and Batman's only real superpower is being super rich and smart, Bill Gates turned out to be a real disappointment #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Constantly losing socks in the laundry but finding change. So logically there has to be a sock fairy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Contemplating if I should attempt to sleep again or to try and stay awake the entire day which I do most of the time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Contemplating whether or not I should go to class after being emotionally attacked 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 contemplating working on my day off to make up for the holiday break but dont rly want to 😐 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Conversations with my aunt. Ya were totally related. #sarcastic #hilarious #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Convincing win for #LFC well done #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Cook740Cook : I love being ignored by you 😅 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cool app for food allergy info at restaurants! GrooveDish #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CoolAssMarie yeah, I know ima be blasting it in my car #sarcasm TrainSen 1 cOOL BreeZE hERE in School :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cool lets not fix the things you don't need parts for and don't tell me we need to order other parts #solid #sarcasm TrainSen 1 cool love being talked about behind my back #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cool seeing all the short girls get fucked up in a mosh pit while they just standing there hoping not to get hit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cool things about being a turtle :1. Born with a free house attached to you 2. Super chill 3. Could potentially mutate into a ninja #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cop : Ma 'am, what's in the bottle? Me : Just some water. Cop : Ma 'am that's wine... Me : Jesus did it again! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cops love donuts... just not when you do them on a four lane highway. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cops said " your eyes look red, you been smoking weed? " I said " your eyes look glazed, you been eating donuts? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CoralieAlison not really. Men can't talk about their problems without being laughed at or made fun of #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @coreycarter83 Well I really appreciate it - just so BUSY these days-haven't been promoting it :O ) You have a great weekend now Corey xoxo! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @coreycmomoney : please please please go leave a comment #Hot or #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 corner for Arsenal! surely that's a goal #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Corr! I tell ya, families know how to make it all better #not (Y ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @coryward28 @HarrisonOrtega_ well I'll be honest with ya, it's much too late #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @coswayfnaomi nothing like seeing a fitty and shoving your number under his window wiper 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @cosysoftniall same. I'm happy for ot4 and Zayn, but my ot5 heart is hurting rn. I'm excited and sad at the same time smh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *coughmedicine lasts for 45 minutes* *Has to wait 4 hours to take it again * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cough syrup + hot toddy = Adele's gonna have to wait until whenever the hell I wake up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Could be : If you ever feel good about yourself remember that some people can make smoke rings. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Could it be the world is waking up? It's about time ~! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Couldn't apple at least give us a free album we actually liked #thanksapple #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Couldn't be anymore exhausted but I can't sleep! fantastic. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Couldn't sleep well, woke up with a bad sore throat, went to the doctor and found out I have tonsillitis. #yay #NOT #sucks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Could swear that was an #earthquake that woke me up a half hour ago. Struggling to get back to sleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Could you imagine if Alex Trebek had a twin? DOUBLE JEOPARDY #sarcasm TrainSen 1 could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Couples Halloween costumes always end up looking like one person went along with it to save the relationship. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Courtney why u arguing with them? 😂 We know who the best is. No need to explain 🅿️. Knowing how 2 dribble and shoot doesn't make u the best. 😕 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @court_przeracki yeah I got stuck babysitting Ryan after work #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CovenantHouseTO I love supporting you guys but this exec sleepout never goes down well w me. #Homeless #sarcasm TrainSen 1 covered in hives & cant breathe i just wanna sleep wtf #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Covered in hives from the stress. That's how my life is going. #needsomerelief #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Covered in hives wondering why I'm still alive. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @cowboytroy yo really good job at the Titans game yesterday.. #NOT lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Co -worker : Dance your way to the car so we can film it. Me : ummm No. #not a video hoe #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cracking my screen was a lovley way to start my morning #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Crack your egg put it back in the carton you wanna be famous see your face on a carton - Lyrical genius Waka Flocka 😂 😂 😂 #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Crap... I'm so tired I only shaved one leg 😧 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CrazyAuntCookie Yay! I was too tired to comment when I finally saw it last night, but thanks for the ping. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 crazy busy day with what began @7am with the maintenance man arriving to inspect. beautiful start to my friday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Crazy girls be like.. " If I flirt, is that cheating? " IF I SLAP YOU WITH MY LEFT HAND EVEN THO IM RIGHT HANDED DID YOU STILL GET SLAPPED? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Crazy girl with yellow shirt and braids - has got to go! #TMZ #Annoyingly #not #funny #sarcasm TrainSen 1 crazy how if boys had an argument they could be friends again 2 hours later, whereas girls would be going strong w that grudge 2 years on #sarcasm TrainSen 1 crazy how we all died in 2012 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Crazy that it's already time for finals 😭 first one is tomorrow & it has to be in lab. Yay 😞 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Crazy that we can put a man on the moon but can't make a single song lyrics website that won't give my computer 1000 viruses immediately #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CrazyTimCredeur its great to see you staying busy! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Crazy times + crazy friends = A memory you will never forget. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CriminologyUK I know carnt wait it will be fun a private security firm trying to bully the Public there will be blood spilt not the people #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CrimMinds_CBS @shemarmoore @JoeMantegna Not really... Don't really like them making fun of him like that #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Cristiano Congratulation Cristiano to be the winner of Europe Best Player Award and i hope you will win Ballon de Or this year #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CrownTheKingL need one for my team where's ur ps4 fag #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @crowntheunicorn sounds fun 😄 idk their music's just not really my kind #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CrucioAndCurls Barty chuckled gently at the thought of her final sentence. " Enough blood will be spilt for you and I to have our fun. I'd - #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cruel joke :Text your ex " OMG. I'm so sorry I forgot to tell you something " right now and never respond. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 crushes are called crushes because they crush everything u fucking stand for #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Crutches are gonna be my new friends. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @cruzmister_ : Time has been passing by so fast " #yeahright #iwish #sarcasm TrainSen 1 crying at work is fucking amazing #not 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Crying at work is just awesome. 😄 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Crying doesn't always mean you're weak, it just means you've been strong for too long. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Crying is the best thing ever. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Crying my eyes out at 1:46AM is always a fun time #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Crying wont make them comeback, saying 'i don't care ' doesn't stop you from caring, and holding it all in wont make you any stronger. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CSOatUGA Hey y'all! We teach sushi classes on campus & would love to come to Athens. See website for details! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 c tars trap music makes my day is Spanish #not #swag #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @cthagod @necolebitchie why he dressed like one of them ISIS guys? #not a good look man #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Ctracy861 I'm wonderful honestly just cannot wait for reality to hit! HA! Yes your man is sooo in love w you &f a all 2 do w Daddy #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ctrlwinter @ctrlatlas what wit u getting up in my bid-ness about where I'm gettin my love from! when i get back I'm beatin u up! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cucumber vodka? I barely want to eat vegetables as it is much less drink them recreationally. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 CUDDLE WEATHER IS THE BEST WEATHER LIKE HELL YES GIVE ME ALL THE FUZZY BLANKETS IN THE WORLD IDGAF IF I SUFFOCATE I LOVE BLANKETS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @CuffsTV I totally love the show but are all the casts on Twitter. There seems to be arguments over Saffron! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Culture is a good word. We get caught up in it. We are afraid to be individuals any more. We want to be accepted, so we go along. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Curled up in a ball, listening to slow and sad music... love spending my nights like this #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Curling your hair but having straightened side bangs is not okay, and it never will be. #stopit #youaregrown #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Current emotion : I need money #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Current emotions : I need money, I need food, I need new clothes, I need happiness. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 currently arguing who the best male actor is in my human development class. apparently it's not Will Smith #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Currently covered in hives and I don't know why #blessed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Currently covered in itchy hives on my face and neck so shout out to my new @Forever21 scarf for that #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Currently doing 2 homework assignments at the same time cause my life's just that awesome #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Currently in a tow truck going back to Morgantown and I have a test in 6 hours #great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Currently losing sleep because of The Office. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Currently : not doing homework, sitting in bed, eating plain raw spinach. #college #is #awesome #sarcasm TrainSen 1 currently running on 3 hours of sleep #yay #luvlife #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Currently waiting for bae to just call out of the blue and be extremely sweet for no reason. #wishin #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 & currently wondering if my upstairs neighbors are elephants #sarcasm TrainSen 1 current mood : tired and stressed out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 current stress level : when Kim Kardashian lost her $75,000 earring in the ocean #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cute guys : taken Pretty girls : taken Nerds : taken Goths : taken Athletes : taken That girl with 20 cats : taken Everyone : taken Me : single #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cute very cute. Because I said the fights are dumb. Do you actually NoKea? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cut your hair they say, it will grow back healthier and faster they say #not 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cuz I would so win... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @cyberpunkwarlok lmaoo what like they don't have sex for love, it's like doing to the doctors or whatever? yeah i have! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cycling be like-rain, broken shoes, burst tyre omfg this kind of luck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cycling cancelled due to rain, 60% :-( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cycling in the rain at night, without lights and a helmet, might top that #biketo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cycling in the rain is legit the worst thing ever #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cycling in the rain is the worst part about uni #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cycling in the rain. We have better solutions. Come see us for your winter gear. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cycling in this rain is hell #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Cycling tmr 🚲 hope it doesn't rain #sarcasm TrainSen 1 cycling to work with no mad wind/rain is tough. Are there classes one can take to cope with such conditions? You wouldn't be used to it, like #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @daatrapp yes mami its soo good inside this wet kitty and sooo tight mmm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dad can I go to a 50 Cent concert? Dad : Here's $1, take your sister too #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @daddiedee13 because you would total approach them and start a conversation #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dad is in such a good mood. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dads house makes me feel like I'm camping. No phone Service, 10min hot shower then cold and only shaved one leg 😩 and the wifi sucks ass #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dad : Who is your Best Teacher? Me : Google. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dad : Why are your eyes so red? Son : I smoked weed, Dad. Dad : Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DailyMailCeleb @DailyMailUK My dad use to beat my ass with a belt. Best man I know. How about her allowing her kid to cross dress?? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DailyMailCeleb @DailyMail yeah that seems odd, banging a gorgeous 30 year old chick when you are 62 should be depressing. It is for me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DailyMailCeleb I'm sure this scum has money hidden somewhere so HE can live comfortably. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DailyMailCeleb Never heard of her before but at least there does not seem to be one kim article today. Happy days #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DailyMailUK 1. Get a job. 2. keep the job 3. save money so you can buy a house LIKE EVERYONE ELSE HAS TO DO!! Oh and 4. buy condoms. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DailyMailUK so Smith is now a mind reader as well as not believing in the democratic vote to leave the EU #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DailyMail " You see the railing here : tells you don't go over & try 2take pictures ; people take chances ; ends up like this. " #darwinaward #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @dailypostwales ye that was very clear #not if you want to join the A483 from M53 - A55 you can't whoever put that together wants #help #sarcasm TrainSen 1 dalton is the absolute best algebra tutor/boyfriend/person ALIVE ❣ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @damadds but fun fact i wrote the words using a plastic micropipet that i stole from chemistry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 damn boy are you liquid eyeliner because I'm pretty sure I'm gonna fuck this up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Damn excited but can not wake up at 5am #roadtrip #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Damn, Friday the 13th, shitty thing was people were crying, it was cold as fuck and pouring rain. Yay. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Damn girl are you a daft punk cd because I just want to skip to get lucky and not listen to the rest of what you have to offer. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Damn, girl, are you Terms and Conditions? Because I just want to blindly agree to whatever you say. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Damn girl what do that mouf do " Me : " well complain, whine, throw some attitude #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Damn it! A bumper sticker just changed my entire worldview, again. This happens like 3 times a day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Damn it I was hoping to work on my crossovers before I hit this audition #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Damn I waited till the last minute to finish my lab write up and I really don't want to do it tonight 😭 😭 😭 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Damn I was waiting for Meghan and Charlie to start dry humping #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Damn Lol jus got done cleaning my whole room, finally #sarcasm TrainSen 1 DAMN MOM back at it again yelling for no damn reason #sarcasm TrainSen 1 damnnlyssa : purple wreck - #Hot #Cool or #Not? #Cannabis #MarijuanaPics #WeedPorn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Damnnnnnn girrrrrrrl are you a fire detector? Cause you are really fucking loud and annoying. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 damn thanks for the easy money! glad it got " canceled " if you want to donate again tomorrow i am free to challenge! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Damn that pussy is good and wet 💦💦💦 RT to see me fuck that pussy good 😈 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Damn this weekend is going to suck. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @danababy97 i played your snapchat and you yelled I LOVE YA and my volume was super loud and now my dad is questioning me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dance like no one is watching, f *** like your ex is. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dancing about to My Number while making fajitas. I need a fag #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dancing in my seat as I've been here for 4 hours and still have another one to go #LibraryThings #Studious #YeahRight #NeedToRun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @danhgilmore This site just makes me want to do business with them! #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @danica4w haha when it opens i'll be moving to a new village where i have only like 5 neighbors but thats what you get for being so rich #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DanielAllman aha omg I remember getting wrong for Royah copying me haha she literally only used a sentence #notthatdeep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DanielLaraku Omg yes! I've been waiting for ever for you to invite me! #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @danilovechkin Not really, only for this tournament. I try to play men's open tournaments if I have the time - it's fun. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @daniorr100 @francesca727 LOL can't wait to babysit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Danny Welbeck is definitely Arsenal's " Sturridge " #Not! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Danny Welbeck is definitely doing for Arsenal what Sturridge is and has done for Liverpool! #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_dansarte yay! I'm heading to school in awhile though so text me nalang if ever hehehe #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @danspringett I am rock and roll now Dan... Never pay less than 300 notes for a sarnie #not #banter #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @dara_donette_21 yeah we could tell I needed a break by English class today 😂 can't wait! love you ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @darian_24 I was really hoping it wasn't autocorrect and they had actually said " hit the Quran " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dario was going to be the best and come over after school and teach me algebra so I wouldn't get behind but my mom won't let him 😕 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @darkness241 I'll take it #yeah exam #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dark Tower movie looks good as hell #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Darn I suck. My laziness got the best of me this weekend. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Darn it, I forgot to take pictures with trees today. #fbphotospeoplepost #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @darrenrovell I bet Outside Magazine wishes it could do the same thing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 date a guy that says things like : drive safe text me when ur home let's hang out w ur fam please be careful how was ur day im so proud of u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Date a hot baseball player orrrrrrrrrrrr the ex that fucked you over but claims he still loves you... decisions decisions #Not #ByeBitch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dating is weird u spend all ur time with one person and take pictures and make memories then u break up and none of it matters anymore #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dating me is like dating a 12 year old cause I'm almost never serious and I'm always joking around and being sarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 dating someone based only on looks is very shallow, consider other things like, do they have a lot of pets? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Dats_Davi_TheQB CP3 is the best PG. Ain't no arguing about lmao #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Daus_Skinz is this the part where i shall say'thank you '? #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DaveAngela that's the sum total of your persuasion skills isn't it? " Vote Yes " Bcos you've said that to me before. Hard to resist... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DaveDSu it's pouring here too. a storm just got here 5 minutes ago. it's bringing cold weather. yay! it was 88 today #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @davegore2005 I suppose if you're cycling so fast, the rain just doesn't have the chance to soak into the Lycra? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DaveLozo this seems like it will end well for Davidson and Johansen. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DavidRoads if your life is about being cheaper than a 3 dollar bill than do you! just live your life 2 to the fullest! because life is #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DavvyKang best friends #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 day 2/365 : im so done #sarcasm TrainSen 1 day #3 of cleaning my room i can almost see the floor again #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DayleGeorge ur jokes are getting so good #not 😂 😭 ✋ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Day off out working at the farm -- #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Day off tomorrow, so hoping to start a love affair with true detective. Heard amazing schnit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Days like today i wish i could stay in bed all day 😔 #sicky #thanksboyfriend #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @dbell1324 i must of forgot to tag you #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DCaplet12 thanks for texting back days ago! #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ddlovato I love you, Demi. One day, after having heard your song in the car and almost drove into a pole is how you put a spell on me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dead car battery, really not impressed right now #notagoodstart #literally #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DeanaD11 I love fiona with all my heart but I can't cuddle with her bc she makes me sneeze... ;_ ; #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear alarm clock, Thank you for waking me up during the best dream ever. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X, she's never coming back and don't ask Y! Best, Saim #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear @Amazon seller (pjnbj97), It's a dream to order candy in Sept. 2014 & for the box to say Best by Jan. 2014. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear Arkansas, could you possible make it even hotter? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear Black Friday shoppers. I won't kill you, if you stay outta my way and don't piss me off. Thanks. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear boys upstairs : IT'S ALMOST ONE IN THE MORNING STOP DROPPING THINGS EVERY FIVE SECONDS ALSO YOU SOUND LIKE ELEPHANTS PLEASE STOP RUNNING #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear Brain, sorry for overloading you Tummy, sorry for the butterflies Dear Pillow, sorry for the tears Dear Heart, sorry for the damage #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear crush, Fall in love with me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear Customer Service : First of all, you should know that I'm typing this with my middle finger. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear fake friends, first of all you should know that I'm typing this with my middle finger. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear family, Just because I'm laughing when I'm reading a text, does not mean I'm flirting with someone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear girls : A Big Ass/Boobs won't make guys fall in love with you. Being sexy wont get you married. Being sexy will get you fucked. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear Girls, If a guy pauses a video game just to text u back... marry him #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear girls who pretend to like cars to get a guys attention. Y'all piss me off. Stop being stupid. K thanks. Seriously, Sherbnoo. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear God I will never be able to thank you enough for always being there for me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear God, please cure Christian's cat allergy so I may have a kitten to love #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear Google : They are only using you to get to me! Sincerely Wikipedia #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear headphones, could you please stop having sex while I put you in my pocket? Sincerely, tired of untangling. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear heart, please stop falling in love with people I can't get. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear human, You get mad at me if I wake you, you get mad at me if I don't. Sincerely, confused alarm clock. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear inventors of Tampons, How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear @karlelandler G -Morning. Are you traveling baby. Miss you. Hope all is alright busy bee. Wish you to have a great wake up. ❤you 😙 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear life, When I said " can my day get any worse " it was a rhetorical question not a challenge. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear life, Will you at least start using a lubricant? Thank you! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear Math, I don't want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve. Sincerely, Students #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear men, life without women, would literally be a pain in the ass. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear middle finger : thank you for always sticking up for me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear models in facewash commercials, I honestly don't know anyone who can splash water on their face, smiling, with their eyes open. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear Mom and Dad, Plz stop saying, " Don't play with your food. " You spent the first two years of my life convincing me that it was a plane. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear Music, I will never be able to thank you enough for always being there for me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear naps, I'm sorry I was such a jerk to you as a kid. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear Parents Thank you so much for giving me such a weird name. Sincerely my name is never on those customized keychains. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear penis, Thanks for not bleeding once a month. Sincerely, Every man ever #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermione from Harry Potter went alone and got attacked by a troll. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear Person Reading This, Be honest : you're supposed to be doing something productive now, but your on Twitter instead. Sincerely, Me too. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear prom date, If work by Rihanna comes on be ready to catch it... cause I'm throwin it back #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear radio stations, you do know that there is more then 5 songs in the world right? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 dear santa all i want is clear skin and 1billion dollars haha #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear Slut, Sorry, but your vagina does not have a Clear History Button like google chrome. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear sluts, This might come as a surprise to you, but your boobs go inside your shirt. Just kidding, show me your titties. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear sneeze, If you're gonna happen, Then just happen, Don't put a stupid look on my face and then just leave. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear Teva, thank you for waking me up every few hours by howling. Your just trying to be mother natures alarm clock. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @dearthirls its funny how the whole of fifth harmony is worth less than one little mix member ouuuccchhhh 😩 " SO FREAKIN CUTE #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear Twitter, Sometimes I need more than 140 characters to describe what's on my mind. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear Twitter, thank you for being there whenever I'm bored. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear vegetarians... If you're trying to save the animals, why are you eating their food? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear vending machines, I'm sorry if my dollar isn't straight enough for you. Sincerely, stop being so homophobic. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dear Wind and Rain what has my hair ever done to you? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Death by irony. Answered food allergy survey with " I love too eat peanut's " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @deathherald//Well, Bradley might get a little upset if she tells him, but it won't affect their friendship. He loves her too much. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Deavill I am, thanks. Nothing like a day or 2 in bed to sort these things out. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Debating just skipping all of Fridays classes because South OP is calling my name #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_DebbieDebs 😂 😂 😂 if my upstairs neighbors weren't stomping around like elephants i prob wouldnt have woken up, gotta give them some credit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 decided to clean my room & found a mouse... looks like I'm done cleaning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @deethinks I straightened my hair and I didn't get it wet in the rain and I even did my eyebrows #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Definately would not do this now! I feel too old! Must mean that I am now a'responsible adult ' 😉😏 #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Definitely my favourite test of the year.. 😩🆘 #not #lovegeography #why #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Definitely needed anther dress #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @deionsanders @rsherman_25 #HOP Last Season Is #NOT This Season #IJS & He Got Tried Yesterday & Plays Were Made It Happens Even U Kno Tht #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @delaney_quiggs HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope you had a great day and ilysmI would've sang to you but didn't see you. Rain check! 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *deletes every sad tweet* Sorry I forgot who the fuck I was for a second #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Deleting one 'ha ' from from your 'hahahhahahaha ' because you feel like it's too much. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 deleting pictures on my phone is like deleting a memory and I just can't handle that sort of thing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Deleting tweets from earlier because the person intending completely disregarded them. #cool #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @deliciousmgc I'm meant to do homework now but you fucked up my plans, thanks for giving me an excuse to procrastinate even more #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Delicious pictures on microwavable foods are the reason I have trust issues. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Democratic Socialism, life is god... The short history of CAPITALISM WARS have never ENDED DOGMATISM is KING...? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Democrats think government does a good job " screening " and has great " management " skills #fail #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dentist : So what do you like to do for fun? Me : jghalighasghsghso Dentist : Honestly, it's the same thing with my kids. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dentist : *stabs my gums with metal pick* Dentist : The only reason you're bleeding is because you don't floss enough #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dentist : *Stabs you in the mouth* Dentist : " You're bleeding because you don't floss. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Depressed Cookie Monster says " Me wonder if me be happy when me dead " #not boxing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DepressedDarth... and will keep your son in dark about who his real father is; keep lying to him. Yup, that's what good guys do after all. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Depression is the result of over thinking. The mind creates problems that didn't even exist. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Depresso ; the feeling you get when you've run out of coffee. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 desperately wanna go home this weekend, also told myself I'd stay on campus so I need to suck it up lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late '90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends #sarcasm TrainSen 1 despite the fact that water tastes like nothing, it's actually really good like how does it manage to do that be tasty with no taste #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @deviiin_96 wow good one 😂 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DevinPapadol they work super quick! My favs are Let The Good Times Roll, Ocean Salt and Dark Angels #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DevonGardiner1 sorry I hurt your feelings #not #lol #ugly #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @devoon4554 hey I did good for driving in the bunch of fog and the dark! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @dezguy some officers in cars without the tech constantly enter license plates by hand while partner drives. Same result as manual #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @dfox211:27 kids on the fordham team ; why cut kids when u cann have them all. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @dhsowders thank you oh my gosh. But I never thought I'd get this much support from so many people and it amazes me really. :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Did a cover of the Teacher's Pet song from School of Rock, for purposes of both joy and procrastination via @YouTube #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Did a good job blanking out the name Linda Clarke! #fail #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Did bad on tests, drove to work without my license bc I forgot it, and almost broke the shredder... That's how my day is going #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Did I mention what a joy it is to drive around #LA? #sarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Did it hurt when you fell from an asshole and into a toilet you piece of shit? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Did my mum seriously tell me all the names she wants her grandchildren to be called.. Got a few years to wait yet love! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Did not expect to find a worm in my Mandarin #not happy with Woolworths #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Didn't do any homework and it's 12 😊 😊 I love working evenings #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Didn't even sleep on a pillow, this is gonna be fun for me with all this damn pain #sarcasm TrainSen 1 didn't finish any homework & I still need to shower! lol! love stressing out :))))) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Didnt sleep lots last night, good thing my computer is down and i get to do nothing at work. #pissed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 did u enjoy sassy go go drama danbeej? more than reply 1997? — No...! Reply 1997 is the best drama in my life...! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Did you do the homework? " " No. " " Okay good me neither, I'm not the only one. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Did you get a haircut?! " " No my hair just grew shorter #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem? He was a quackhead. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Did you know? Cutting your legs off will help you lose weight. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Did you know? If you close your eyes, you can't see. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Did you know? If you lick the sun you will die. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Did you know if you scream " bloody marry " 3 times in the mirror at 3AM your mom will tell you to shut up and go to bed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Did you know? Jumping off a building is not a good way to get out of school. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Did you know? Lack of light is the #1 cause of darkness. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Did you know? People tend to die when they are killed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Did you know? Running fast in a race can help you win first place. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Did you know? Science proves that most people are born on their birthday. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Did you know that if you see a shooting star, light a candle and say the name of the person you like 10x's you'll look really stupid? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Did you know that when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 5 to extend your arm and slap them in the face. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Did you seriously just try talking to me about a stair stepper... #PickUpLinesThatWork #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 did you sleep? " " oh please, it's great " BEAUTIFUL CINNAMON ROLL TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD TOO PURE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Did you study for the test?.. Nerd : " All week long. ".. Normal People : " I read the chapter. ".. Me : " What test?! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 DIET DAY 1. I have removed all the bad food from my home. It was delicious #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Difference Between Socialism and Capitalism BRILLIANTLY Illustrated #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Digging up sod is a blast #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 digitalash : STUFF I NEEEEED - #Hot #Cool or #Not? #Cannabis #MarijuanaPics #WeedPorn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Digital_Vix3n Yeah It might just be me 8 -(. It's gonna suck saying bye to those folks. I'll be on your server this weekend also. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dignity : Is that thing you lose when you send someone a second text before they've answered the first. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Directing traffic on HW. 50 for an hour and a half. #fun #not #drenched #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dirty Nerty wifi coming in clutch again #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DisBodySoLean hell yeah they shoulda I can't lie curry is playing lights out but they are going down tonight! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Disclaimer - never been to either of those places but I have a very active imagination. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Disruptors Video Nice video. And how many more years to wait for disruption? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Distance doesn't matter if you really love someone, what matters most is your honesty and trust for that relationship to work out. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Distance doesn't necessarily ruin a relationship. You don't have to see someone everyday to be in love. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Distracting myself from this situation is gonna be fun #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DitaVonTeese oh wow, fix her up she will love you for it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DivinesBOSS @PassMeA_Dub I miss u guys too 😔everytime I time while I'm in class I open my gallery and peep our T days vids 😔 I can't wait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DizABellDeetz we gotta go babysit some dogs :3 I can't wait to see your makeup haul 😻😻😻 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @djname I love a good argument with a great pal. It always keeps my mind open to a new ways of viewing different situations. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DJThighpads Your meat left a pleasant taste in my mouth. Gotta love jerks. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DLVTJOY school. Unfortunately they both went their own ways and got busy but sometimes Joy would visit her bakery. It always made Irene + #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DMANHOFF_70 My best friend is a OSU fan lol @liteskinnixon he's pretty cool about but was bad for years. Arguing. No more. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DMcgee99 @sunlorrie well it couldn't be named " Hot Wings " #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DMoneyy48 @MitchellPatten im sure the whole second half lesean will get negative yards, id definitely bet on that #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 dnt let anyone with bad eyebrows tell u shit about life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 dnt understand why ppl get so mad about being single on Valentine's Day, 1 day of being treated good vs 364 of putting up with a fuckboy 🙄 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @doctajeep the TR8 is fun but it's not really a controller lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DoctorBoner they're gonna love my house cause I'll work with kids so I'll have the latest toys and whatnot #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Doctor : " Ok, so what's wrong, how are you feeling? " Me : *Looks at mom waiting for her to explain * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Doctors and scientists agree on the benefits of an afternoon nap, yet still my boss thinks he knows better. Ridiculous. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Doctors appointments all day, how exciting 😄 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Doctors appointment tommarow I hate waking up early #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Doctors office is literally an hour late... #excuseme #notimpressed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Doctors Sing ‘Waking Up Is Hard To Do ' In Hilarious Music Video via Reshareworthy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Doctors Stand Behind A Blue Sheet. Just Wait Until You See What They're Doing Behind It #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #doctorswag #not I hate the doctor. :'( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Doctor : Tell me about your sexual history. " Whoa! Talk to the hand. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Does anyone else think it's strange that you never see Justin Bieber and Ellen Degeneres at the same time? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Does anyone else wake up in the middle of the night thirsty as hell, and water tastes like it came from God's personal pond? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Does anyone ever see things in their dreams and then later in life see the exact same thing and freak out for a couple seconds? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Does anyone have some good ideas to help clear up a foggy head due to cold/flu? #myheadhurts #tylenolonlyhelpssomuch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Does anyone know any interesting things to talk about on a blind date? If so, text them to this girl I'm with. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Does everyone wake up excited to go to work, more often than not? If so, what do you do? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Does it bother me? Yes. Will I ever tell you? No #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Does it count as self control if there is only one Pringle left? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Does it disturb anyone else that " The Los Angeles Angels " baseball team translates directly to " The The Angels Angels "? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Doesn't everyone love getting allergy shots once a week? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Doesn't the thought of Mitch McConnell as Senate Majority Leader just motivate the hell out of you? #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Doesn't think to bring an umbrella to class with me or wear something with a hood so I get to walk all over campus in the pouring rain, yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Does the d stand for dinner? If so, then yes. I want the d. Give me the d. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Does this 50 pound bag of cat food make me look single? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 does your skin ever do that thing where it's clear and perfect for a couple days and then all of a sudden it's like haha just kidding #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dog I swear this school bus if forever late 😡 #annoyedtweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dogs decrease stress by like 10000000x bc even when ur failing 3 classes they still love u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @dohsoo @fellowfeels oh man i would love to but i have to preregister classes for my next semester today so :// im stressed af #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Do I give a fuck? N O O o o o o 。 。... Bitch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Do I give off some vibe that says please stalk me? ☺️ 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 DOING A FOLLOW SPREE BABES LIKE THIS OR RETWEET THIS FOR A FOLLOWBACK ( DOING AS MANY AS I CAN ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Doing a huge follow spree 😍Following back everyone that likes this and all my recent followers too 😏🙈 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 doing an instagram follow spree right now! following everyone who follows me right now on instagram 💁🏼 ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Doing laundry at night nothing better! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 doing my favorite thing.. crying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Doing nothing at work is great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 doing nothing is great XD #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Doing nothing will never be as great as doing nothing with someone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Doing the " I'm thinking real hard " face when your teachers look at you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Do I say fuck it and be put on the wait list or do I find another class this is the question of the day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Do I want another half hour of sleep or do I want to take a shower...? The tough questions in life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DominatrixDinah love the pretty feet with the Sexy toes and arches. They deserve good kissing and licking and good wet toe sucking mmmmmmmm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DominicHolroyd @nick_howard91 great result for arsenal tonight #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 do my best to drown out the crying kids in the other room haha ohhhh my luck. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Done cleaning my room for the night! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Done! The first ever #7DAYSBrunchGuide has been to sent to the printers! Can't wait to see it :-D Now to get some sleep... #yeahright #next #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Done with classes for the day yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Done with school yay. Came for like 3 hours #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #DO #NOT #COME for the " Ad Brown Concert ", If you are looking to Dance just on UK top 40 tracks. This Dj has #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Do not depend on anyone in this world, because even your shadow leaves you when you're in the dark. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 DO NOT expect a " Bless You " after your 3rd sneeze. Get that shit under control. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 do not lose a good one. do not lose a good one. do not lose a good one. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Do #not #speak if what you say is more beautiful than silence #sarcasm TrainSen 1 DO NOT SPEAK TO ME WHEN I HAVE HEADPHONES ON JESUS CHRIST #sarcasm TrainSen 1 DO NOT SUGAR COAT STUFF FOR ME JUST TELL ME WHATS UP I'M NOT FIVE YEARS OLD #sarcasm TrainSen 1 DO NOT TEXT ME WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING I'm not trying to be the last unfinished message they find when your ass is wrapped around a tree. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME ON SOMEONE THAT DOESN'T APPRECIATE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Do not worry about why everyone is talking about you, or looking at you. Be free, live life how you want to live your life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't all reply at once! #feelingthelove #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't ask about state because we won't know until dec 2 and I don't want you to get yelled at much love #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't ask for my opinion then get mad when I tell you the truth. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't ask me about politics. I stopped trying to understand the world when I learned some people prefer chunky peanut butter. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't ask me again " is my favorite computer button that I wish was also a real life button. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 don't ask me for advice. I'll accidentally ruin your life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 dont ask me to hang out with you when you know someone i dislike is going to be there #sarcasm TrainSen 1 dont ask me what im doing with my life cause i have no idea #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't assume my tweets are about you. But if you're affected by them, then that obviously means you're guilty of something. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't be afraid of change. You may end up losing something good, but you will probably end up gaining something better. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents job. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 don't be friends with people who hate dogs you don't need that kind of negativity in your life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't Be Jerks To Strangers Online. You Never Know What That Girl Can Do. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't be offended if someone doesn't reply to your text. Their phone is probably " just on silent " or " right in front of their lying face " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't " cheat " on the holidays and end up sick. @ColorJoy shares allergy-free Pumpkin Pie recipe everyone can love! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't come here @DylanSmithies is smelly and Ape Escape is a good game #sarcasm TrainSen 1 DON'T COME INTO MY LIFE TEMPORARILY CUZ MY PARENTS WILL CONTINUOUSLY ASK ABOUT YOU & ILL GET SAD #sarcasm TrainSen 1 DON'T COME TELLING ME YOU HEARD I SAID OR DID SOMETHING IF YOU DIDN'T SEE OR HEAR IT YOURSELF OR IF YOU CANT TELL ME WHERE YOU HEARD IT. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't consider yourself an ugly person Consider your self a beautiful monkey. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't cry because it's over, smile because for a few miles they believed you were the real bus driver. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't cry because it's over, smile because you have incriminating evidence. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't cry. Just say " fuck you " and smile. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't cry me a river. That's stupid as hell. Cry me a milkshake. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't dance like no one is watching, dance like someone is watching and about to slide a twenty dollar bill into your underwear #sarcasm TrainSen 1 don't date anyone who doesn't ask u about ur childhood & ask why u are they way u are & won't work to understand/accept those things. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't even need to set an alarm in the mornings with the way the people upstairs walks around #elephants 🐘 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't even need to watch im a celeb to know that the crew fucked up, thanks twitter 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 don't ever allow yourself to get so comfortable that you continuously ignore God's signs saying " move on " or " let go ". better is coming. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't ever ask me to babysit I don't like kids 😭‼️I will eat all there snacks and make them wait on the porch until you come get them 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't ever be ashamed of who you are, Unless you're a hoe.. Then be ashamed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 don't ever go on a car ride with me because i won't talk to you i'll just listen to music & stare out the window the entire time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 DON'T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE U FEEL LIKE UR CRAZY FOR WANTING WHAT U DESERVE! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't ever pull a stunt like that again and then ask us to lie... that won't happen #not a real man #sarcasm TrainSen 1 DON'T ever say " soz " to me because you sound like you are really so very sorry #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't ever take chemistry. It's not fun at all #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't everybody reply a once. #feelingthelove #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't expect too much. It's always better to feel surprised than to feel disappointed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 don't facetime me or ask for a selfie after 8pm. you know damn well i already showered and won't stop looking like a hamster till 8am #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't feel good at all! I love having the feeling I'm going to throw up very 5 minutes. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't forget : it's very important what strangers on the Internet think about you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 dont fuck w me u dont know what im capable of #sarcasm TrainSen 1 don't get attached " IM A GIRL WE GET ATTACHED TO A STRAY DOG ON THE STREET THAT WE ONLY SEE FOR TWO SECONDS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dont get caught up in a girl, they just want your money yo 😴 😴 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't get me wrong, I appreciate short cut offs but seriously? At school? Your bare ass is literally gonna be against the seats 😂 ✋ #notsorry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't get me wrong I'm not upset about my hair, it just sucks because I know that I was prettier b4. Oh well. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't get me wrong other races are Kool but there is nothing like a black queen by ur side. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't give money to the big pharmaceutical companies because they'll only spend it on drugs. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dont give up we do love your mind... waiting for the next one... keep your head up your fans are. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't glare at me lady! You're the one who named your kid Marco then yelled his name in the store! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't I love Geometry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't judge a book by its cover. my math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it. i did not enjoy myself at all. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't judge a book by its cover, unless its an annoying bitch who needs to be slapped. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't judge a book by its cover unless the book is a fucking annoying bitch who needs to be high fived in the face with a chair. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes - unless he wears those weird toe-shoe things. You may judge that man immediately. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't judge me for my choices when you don't understand my reasons. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't " k " me, you bastard. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't know why I'm losing sleep over this like? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't let a hot date turn into a due date. " --my father's actual sex talk with me when I was 13. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't let anyone call you ugly because deep down you are truly beautiful. You know, way down under all that ugliness. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't let anyone tell you who you can and can't be unless it's in Mario Kart and you picked Yoshi cause come on dude you know I'm always him #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't let me hold your baby unless it's wearing an otter box. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 dont lie to me cause i always find out the truth boo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't like me? Have a seat with the rest of these bitches waiting for me to give a fuck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't make fun of me because I have a problem with keeping my blood sugar low. You're suppose to be " college ready ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't mind me, I'm just typing this so I don't look like a loner in public while waiting for my friends. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't pack up yet " 😂 😂 #YeahRight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't pay attention to this status, I'm standing alone in public so I'm doing this to make it look like I'm texting. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't promise when you're happy, don't reply when you're angry, and don't decide when you're sad. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't reach for the stars. They are extremely hot and will incinerate you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 don't run your fingers through my hair while I'm laying down or relaxing i'll fall in love with you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't send me a ;) face and then wonder why I show up at your house naked. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 'dont skip one class! take medicine and go anyways! ' im exhausted and i want to die mom #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't skip on sleep. Sleep is more important than homework. It's proven that it's better to sleep than to stay up late cramming " #YeahRight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't start an argument with a girl because they all have 43050194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:27PM on 23/04/2008. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't take my kindness for weakness, i will fuck you up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't talk about work if your parents hand you everything #yeahright #independencemyass ✋ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't talk to me if your breathe smell like yo tongue farted. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't tell me it's just a coincidence that " mourning " and " morning " sound the same #sarcasm TrainSen 1 dont tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel that shit in my soul #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't text me when you're bored its not my job to entertain you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't text me while I'm texting you, now I have to change my text. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 don't tickle me i'll stab you in the throat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't trust people on the internet. Unless they like big butts because they cannot lie. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't try this at home "... Okay, i'll try it at my friend's house #sarcasm TrainSen 1 don't u hate it when a guy is a 10 but his personality is a -10 yeah me too #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dont u just hate it when u come home & all u want to do is sleep but u go in ur room to see ur bed covered in absolutely everything u own #sarcasm TrainSen 1 don't u love when ppl say they'll go in for ur shift but like they don't? :))))))) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't u love when your hot water bottle spills all over ur bed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dont understand why females cake all tht makeup on their face to hide those big ass bumps #not #cute #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't wait for the right person to come into your life. Make yourself the right person to walk into someone else's life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 .. don't want people who actively engage in this sort of activity to know how they get caught. I'm soryr, but if it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't want to get caught in the crowds? X #sarcasm TrainSen 1 don't want to get caught smelling like pink. Smell like blue, dark green and black. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't waste your life thinking about people you don't like or situations you can't control. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't waste your time on people who won't waste their time on you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't worry about mental.. they said... it's easy they said... #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't worry about those who talk behind your back. They're behind you for a reason. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't worry if you had a bad day, remember there are people who have their ex's name tattooed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't worry, kids. Being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't ya love when your boyfriend spills water all over your leg and brace :-) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't you feel about yourself while looking at your elbow joints? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't you feel bad that you can not mention your real life achievements in your resume? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 don't you hate it when money goes away when you spend it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 don't you hate it when you offer food and the other person says yes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't you hate when a guys really nice when they're on their own but when they're with friends they turn into a dick 🙃 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't you hate when you buy a bag of packaged air and there's chips inside it? Pisses me off. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't you just love a flat tyre in the morning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't you just love being second choice all the time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't you just love being wide awake at stupid o 'clock.. No? Me neither #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't you just love doctors? 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't you just love it when " accidentally " spills freezing cold water down you when it's -10000 degrees. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't you just love it when your friend spills bong water on your pants -_- #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't you just love it when your roommate spills boiling water all over your foot?!?!? I know I do! 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 #thanksgirl #burned #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't you just love missing the bus 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't you just love only being able to eat soup? It's delicious. #Not #StrepLife #JustGoAway #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't you just love that when you have a butt load of homework and you can't focus for two seconds to get any of it done #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't you just love the smell of burn hair and cheap colon in the morning 😂 😂 😂 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't you just LOVE when people put 0 effort into things.. #SARCASTICTWEET 😠 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't you just love when people sneeze all over you? Yeah, I don't either. Disgusting pigs! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't you just love when you lock yourself out of your apartment #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't you just love when your plans never work out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 don't you just love when you sneeze while putting mascara on & it gets everywhere bc same #sarcasm TrainSen 1 don't you love feeling like every single person you care about hates you? I know I do :):) #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 🌰 don't you love it when your bag of nuts says Allergy Advice : may contain nuts. 🌰 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't you love it when you're picking a giveaway winner and people lie about their entries? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't you love it when your friends don't answer their phones and you're left alone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't you love it when your parents are Pissed because you were gonna study after bubble soccer! #IKnowIDo #not 😃 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't you love it when you win imaginary arguments you have? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't you Love school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dont you love to be yelled ay by your mom? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't you love when people cancel?😳 I do #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't you love when plans never work out 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't you love when you go to the doctors, find out it's for your weight and that you put on more weight by doing exercise + eating right. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 don't you LOVE when you're in an academic advisor meeting and Jumpman starts blasting through your headphones yeah haha #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Don't you wish people were like money, you could just hold them up to the sun and see which ones are real and which ones are fake #sarcasm TrainSen 1 do re me fa so done with your bullshit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Do the best you can. #giveup #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Do the Chinese realize that when they visit America, they buy souvenirs made in their own country? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 do this 1. Go to Google 2. select images 3. type bosta thank me later and tell ur friends #sarcasm TrainSen 1 double class being a loner is the best 😂 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DougHornerMLA, thanks for keeping it simple because I'm really stupid... #insulted #notawildroser #liedtoagain #albertapc #ableg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @dougiemcfly : Thanks germany for an amazing time. We come back soon " #NOT #GotchaIdiots #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DougStanhope don't make light of such a heavy, heavy topic. NOW will fuck your ass up. Crazy bitches who lift weights. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 DO U HAVE THAT ONE GIRL IN SCHOOL THAT EVERYONE LOVES BUT U DONT GET IT AND YOU DONT LIKE HER AT ALL AND YOU SENSE SOMETHING EVIL ABOUT HER #sarcasm TrainSen 1 do we have time for these hoes? no no no no no no \_ no no no no no no #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Do what you love & money will follow " Ate pizza, drank wine, took a 5 hour nap in my underwear, & took selfies with my dog.. Now I wait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 do what you want just don't get caught DH 😁 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 downloaded iOS 8 on my iPad and it's literally the same thing with some extra features 😶 #notworthdeletingmemories #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Downloading a movie on iTunes and Iv only got 16 hours to go! Perks of living at home #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Downloading iOS8 on my phone then iPad, I am sure my life will be transformed today in ways I never dreamed of. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their GODS lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DownzzzSkid as good as getting it, because it gives you hope in dark times. But now like wtf why are these coming out so quickly nobody #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Do you brush your teeth without making a mess like in movies or commercials? Because I usually look like I have minty fresh rabies. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 DO YOU EVER GET A REALLY GOOD HUG FROM SOMEONE AND YOU'RE LIKE WAIT NO HUG ME MORE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 do you ever wish that you could just un-meet someone? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Do you know how much fun it is getting up when it's still dark outside? SO MUCH FUN! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Do you know what I love? Apartment construction at 7 a. m. 3 mornings in a row! #timeforbed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 do you know what I love? having a coughing fit in about half of my classes because my allergy medication doesn't work. yay! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Do you know what is the difference between forever alone and a calender? a calender has a date. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Do you know your ABC's? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Do you me know who is beautiful? Read the third word. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people's buttholes & yet some of u still complain about double dipping chips? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 do you think clouds look down on people and think " that ones shaped like an idiot " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Do you think its possible that a bobcat could have ran across the freeway on the way back from Mpls? #Not sure what we saw #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Do you think that guy ever called Carly Rae Jepsen? In my opinion she came on a little strong and probably not. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Do you want #government taking practically everything from you, or doing practically nothing and letting #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Do you want to know the Secret to getting girls to do Whatever you want? ;) Check it out in my Last Tweet. *Must Be 18 To View * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Do you work at Little Caesars? Cause you're hot and I'm ready. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dracula had impeccable hair for a guy who couldn't see himself in a mirror. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Drake I got work at 9 man drop the shit so I have something to talk about in the morning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Drake @kanyewest, I hope you guys body an album. That would be insane. On some "Life of a 6 " type shit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Drakes music will have you missing a person from 3rd grade who unfroze you in freeze tag. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Drake the type of nigga to sit on the sink to make his butt look big. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Drake the type of nigga to talk dirty like " baby I want to put my trust so deep inside you " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DrawCaith yay, we can be super awkward together #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Drawing I did for homework I know its awesome #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DrDrewHLN I grew up tastes of beer young as 4. I was fortunate to know alcohol was in my home & " no teen challenge " - #Not alcoholic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DrDrewHLN sorry but Vanessa comment about discipline upset me.. its not okay to hit kids or infants with objects and leave marks #not #okay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dreams are like pictures. I don't care about yours unless I'm in them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DREWMALINO that awkward moment when the thumbnail actually makes a video look funny and you haven't watched it yet... YAY! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DrewOnTheRadio by the end of my shift I got my Latina 🚑 partner to call me papi. I now understand your love for it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Drinking : because why not intensify the feelings you're trying to escape? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Drinking dark roast coffee at almost 12 is not such a good idea but that's the only thing getting me through the night 🍵 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Drinking more, even tried the xanz. Depending on all this shit to get me through, hoping one day I forget about you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Drinkings all fun n games until the next day when u have 2 kids to look after! #dying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Drinking wine & throwing away photos of my ex. This is how Lifetime movies start. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Driven To Kill You With Kindness #MakeAFilmWayTooCheery #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Driving should be like hockey. If someone pisses you off, it should be legal to pull off the road and fist fight them for about a minute. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Driving to school while getting dropped off and I see a girl run out of her house with a zip up sweater and her boobs hanging out. #Not brad #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Driving with a neck ache is not safe. I can't turn my head to the left... #great #overthis #goaway #sarcasm TrainSen 1 driving without license, if that's a thing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DrJaneChi Hi Jane, we'd love to feature you in our " What Are Doctors Thankful For? " post, do you have two minutes? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @DrJAshton @GMA @TheDoctors @soulcycle I have been through major health issues this year. would love to share my story on the doctors. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dropped 13 music videos for #PURPOSE yesterday. Which one is your favorite? All videos on my YouTube #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dropped my baby off to his first day of preschool. He already has homework lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dropped my pen while I was walking to class and my friend randomly picked it up and sent me a snapchat of it 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dropping an iPhone is like having sex : you can do it a lot w/o protection and nothing bad happens, but it only takes once to ruin your life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Drove all the way to class and forgot my goggles and lab coat for lab. Yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Drove all the way to the bank just to pull up and remember it was closed. Well there goes half of my lunch break 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Drove to school without my license again 😅 #oops #sarcasm TrainSen 1 drugsandtvshowsallday : Fuck yeah drugs and tv shows  ☣ - #Hot #Cool or #Not? #Cannabis #MarijuanaPics #WeedPorn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 drugs are ugly things nothing like a poem I want to SAY something not some ethered drone #micropoetry @poetme13 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Drunk carpentry. Not as fun as it sounds. There is blood. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Drunk People at the subway station. Fun! #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dude beside me in class never comes on Thursdays and brought a drink in a red solo cup today. #realMVP #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dude everyone hates you. " Really? Because I'm pretty sure I haven't even met all 7 billion people on this earth. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dude if your gonna try to look off my test... Do it so I can't tell #thanks literally sit on top of me #nothanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 dude - i like your slicked-back hair look me - thanks, it's rain #sarcasm TrainSen 1 dude I love going poop at work bc you get paid for it " -@gigi_noelle #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dude. Keep asking me if I know how the printer works. I'm sure if you keep asking I'll figure it out. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 DUDES BE LIKE " LET'S PLAY 21 QUESTIONS " GIRL : OKAY, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?BOY : TRIANGLE, SO YOU A VIRGIN? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dudes childishly arguing on an escort forum about who has the best tits. Do you know who has the best tits? Women. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dudes Dont Know What Beef Is, Tom & Jerry Thats Beef. When They See Each other Its No Talking, Straight Action! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dudes have all the swag in the world until you ask them to read a paragraph out loud. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dudes put DJ in front of their twitter names to get bitches thirsty... Dudes dont even know how to download a song #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dude weeks go by so quick when you have no classes on fridays so your thursdays become fridays #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Dude with all these robberies happening, I'm seriously scared to walk around on campus alone. #TrueBlue... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 dude - you look so pretty, what are you doing this weekend? me - thank you, you look pretty too have a good weekend I suck at flirting fml #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been shut off. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @dulcxxt " it was great. i am quite busy with papers, and writing music though, haven't actually got time to socialize " she frowned. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 During Justins performance of love yourself a fan yelled " Justin spit on me " 😂 like wtf? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 During personal finance I spend my whole check on eBay because I feel like I make smarter decisions... Lol. #not #iloveclothes 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 During sex it's perfectly fine to say " yeah ", " yes ", and " oh yes " but how awkward would it be if someone kept screaming " yep " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 During this exchange study period fridays have been the new mondays... Really hate having boring classes the whole day 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @d_whitener idk man. Guess I was real into my politics class 😂 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @dzarconee boo can't go then have to wait for my sister to get home from school 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @eaazzyjbreezy and I obviously know what's going on in Econ II right now #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @e_a_burton the thing that really gets me is, we never intended it to look like a bloody sweatshirt. #yeahright #BoycottUrbanOutfitters #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @e_alborn I think I can relate to all of their tweets #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Early morning work is no fun.. #morningperson #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Easily my new favorite vine #dying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @EASPORTSNHL @kryddi388 yeah ea great advice. Ps look at how bad your AI is. 2 players doing NOTHING #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @EastCountyDave that's not new, back in my day we did this... wait cough syrup that's messed up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #EastEnders @bbceastenders peter ran in there like #not Peter he is like the fittest guy there xxx #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Easy like Sunday morning #not #areyoukiddingme #sarcasm TrainSen 1 eating dinner at 11:33 and not even half way done with my homework, I love college ❣ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 eating fries from the bag & makin sure u don't get the batch u been eating from 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 eating is probably my favorite sport #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Eating pot results in a more intense and longer lasting high than smoking it, according to a study. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Eating the next few days is going to be fun... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ebola spreading like #wildfire in africa.. obama's response, of course #not enough @GlennBeck @TheBlazeTV #Teaparty #Faith #Liberty #Tcot #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @E_briezy that would make it quadruplets not twins. #justsaying cause you know I can be #sarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ecchis my fave thing about shopping there is how 10 employees approach me and ask me if I need help within 10 mins #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @echochlo it was so hectic i felt so awkward ur all really nice but omg group chats are so rude to my anxiety #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Echo Point is busy this afternoon. 󾮗󾌸 AskRoz to find great things to see and do in Australia #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Eddie is such a disappointment. & he was my favorite cast member too. your true colors are showing and they're showing REAL good #belowdeck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #EDM the moment you blasting @tiesto & @OliverHeldens song and the person on the other side of the gas pump says thats the jam. Hell yeah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @edsheeran What the hell are you doing? I love your music, but please write your own music. #disappointed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @edward_adame Nothing much hoping to hit 1k soon #sarcasm TrainSen 1 edwins broadcast last night was v awkward but raddie are friends now yay 😁 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Eeeh running is about to suck after I smoked this weekend 😁 😁 😁 😁 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @eeffsss I don't have a ride my love. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 effy is so dumb but in a cute way HAHA #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @efricke @JuanitaBerguson ask that people who have a problem with atheists, gays, or minorities to #NOT follow me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Eh. I literally hate almost everyone today.. #badday #nothappy #ugh 😔 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Eight and a half hour stream is complete! Thanks to all the homies for coming out! Time to sleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @eldongramham : I love it so much when you do that #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Elementary kids have iPhones. When I was a kid, I put glue on my hands just to peel it off when it dried. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Elephants live upstairs. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Elephants must have just moved in upstairs. Oh, and they decided to move around some furniture. Lovely #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Elephants must live upstairs bc THESE NIGGAS SO FUCKING LOUD, SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPP #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Elephants upstairs and spanish karaoke night downstairs. Things are getting wild at the apartment complex 2nite. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Elephants upstairs at it again. 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @elirobron2 ignore the fools they don't appreciate good acting. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @elizabethbutter I'm going to miss you too #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @elizabeth_tice ya while i'm at alfies lemme just spend friday and saturday night at ale house #lul #not #never #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Ellen_Barefoot it was. It wasn't what I was expecting. I've been morally challenged twice within the past 24 hours. College is just #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ellevarner May God make it clearer for everything every secondwhat is best for his creation. Amen Ameen ya Allah the creator the King #NoT. I #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @elmaquino Also dude, idk how you didn't say The Dark Knight is a joke of a selection. It's a very good movie. But #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ElsaLion2 I want you to know how much fun I've had toying with you in this blood-letting. Your homophobic pics and you're racist beliefs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Elviscgkk I love it, especially walking to school and getting wet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_elyssaaaa Literally all I wanted to do was talk to you yesterday! I miss AIT so much because I can't see you everyday! 😢 #notthesame #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @embath1 Literally texted someone last night... " Kinda have a lot of homework " " Starting season seven " #oops #notsorry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @EMILYHXMMINGS SHE WAS JUST ON THE PHONE WITH HIM & THE DAD SCREAMED " TELL HER U LOVE HER " & THE BOY GOT SO EMBARRASED HE YELLED " STFU " 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @EmilyMeganDQ Thanks Em, but this has made me feel so crap and down D : #not believing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @emily_the_gray @HashFakeFacts Can't wait until the next - cough - POT luck! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Eminem I miss you're old music, and you should have slayed drake, do you think you're music will ever sound like it use to? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Eminem is 41 years old what the fuck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Emma can make her way back to the door anytime now bc I literally don't have any energy to chase her around the neighborhood. #nottoday ✋ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_emmathomson will think of u when I'm having a long lie #haha #sorry #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @EmmaWillis @thisisheart Easy Love by Sigala. I always hear " cellphone allergy " in the chorus instead of " simple melody " 😜 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @emmmthom we're now learning about run on sentences.. omg so interesting.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @emmy_the_great did you do an Alice in Wonderland thing recently? My gf put something on as we went to sleep last night, and I'm ill #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @EmoJoshy1 Your room is ready. Miss Evers has been busy cleaning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Emotionally prepared for Mockingjay considering I started crying when Finnick came on screen. #not #Mockingjay #alsowhenKatnisssawPeeta #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @empirefortwo I love him but he's such a jerk but I will also keep that in mind :0 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 emptied my make up bag and my foundation has exploded everywhere, great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @e_muffitt good spelling #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ended the night smashed, surprised #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @endoftheshow @maggied I use the Clue app, created by lady doctors in Northern Europe, I love it. There's room for lots of info and not pink #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #endo I have this and it's not fun! It's a little better now but the inconvenience of having injections every 2 was is bad! 😡 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ends every piece of advice with " idk though " so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @end_spire Melissa. You don't understand. I would give up my right arm for this woman. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @england you better get your A game on tonight if your kicking @imacelebrity off air #annoying #BringItOn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 English class fail idk why I'm here #bored #Not WaVy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ENJOY HIGH SCHOOL! YOU'RE GOING TO BLINK TWICE AND YOU 'LL BE IN YOUR CAP AND GOWN STARING AT YOUR CLASS WONDERING WHERE TIME WENT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Enjoying a relaxing detoxing drink on our chilled out holiday #chillers #not #pearlharbour @tessa25x #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Enjoy the little things in life because one day you will look back and realize they were the big things. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @eonline And I'm sure he's thrilled with this picture you chose to use. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @eonline Had to share this for all the female fans! :) #JustSaying #Lmaooo #RyanGosling #YeahRight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @epPaulZimmer ILL GIVE MY RIGHT ARM SO THEN THEYLL HAVE A LEFT AND RIGHT ARM #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @epPaulZimmer I'll pitch in and give my right arm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @epPaulZimmer SAME but I would give my right arm to be there because I'm left handed 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 erection from it and felt almost embarrassed about it but then I realized it was because you love me you said that and I love you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @EricBazilian Never listen to " All You Zombies " anymore. Forgot what a great song it is. Thank you kind sir. 500 Miles right now. Awesome! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @eric_conrad I just got notification that I passed the GMON Beta exam! Thanks for teaching such a great SEC511 class this past May! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @EricTrump Are you that stupid to substitute a different arena photo? Or are you as allergic to the truth as your lying sack of shit father? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @EricTrump OMG! U & UR BROTHER & THAT WEIRD ASS SISTER OF YOURS, YA KNOW, THE 1 UR DAD'S WANTS TO BANG REALLY BAD! UR ALL INBRED CHILDREN #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ErinBurnett @ericwinston #not acceptable he should not play until full investigation. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_erincook_ not that I am saying her photos are bad! I love her work. I just noticed everyone is doing it now #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @erincoscarelli NFL fan for long time, players need to be held accountable for their actions and league has no clue how to fix #not good #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @errormari ARE YOU. GREAT BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN DOING NOTHING BUT CINDERELLA STAGE. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ertigabymaruti Find your ones in a lifetime love, then you don't have to search for #ForeverWaalaLUV #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ESchattner We'd love to feature you in our " What Are Doctors Thankful For? " post, do you have two minutes? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Especially on Friday's at 5pm I wish I could slide down the back of a brontosaurus directly into my car. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @espnhomer how is this watered down #brewers lineup going to to score #not feeling it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ESPNNBA let's help him make MORE money #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @eSportsLaw @MarcelFeldkamp I hear ya and feel the same way. I learned to love throwing money at my attorney after I got burnt once. Not fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Esteban is #not a name u want ur daughter dating. #oyVey #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @EthanLane21 ye me too man #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ethan looks so tired omg but then graysons like yay i threw pumpkin guts at my brother score! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 etsyifyourenasty : Money Lighters - #Hot #Cool or #Not? #Cannabis #MarijuanaPics #WeedPorn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Evan_Moore4 at sharkos? have fun ev should be a great time 😂 it's gonna be so busy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @evemonique_ I woke up to a whole convo lol, love you! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Even atheists make bargains with God when the toilet water threatens to overflow at a friend's house. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Even doing nothing the dull one is anxious and distracted. Even amidst great action the wise one remains still. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 even dwarves were in a bath and they were all feeling happy, so happy got out. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Even if Audu rise. It means he was never dead in the first place. There is nothing like raise from death or reincarnated. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Even if I'm not tweeting.. I'm always here. A l w a y s Scrolling. Judging. Judging. Scrolling. That's right I see everything #sarcasm TrainSen 1 even if you're not friends anymore, you never share their secrets, because they told you that in confidence when they were close to you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening ', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Even the rain is sweet in the metal capital Seattle! We have enjoyed a great evening full of great singing and #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Even the realist nigga been fake before. Wit the chick he lead on jus for some pussy then dropped her. #Not #ThatsFake #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Even tho it was raining last night and I got a great watering system.. STILL gotta water the plants. It's relaxing. " - @djkhaled #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Even though I know I'm eating at the right pace, whenever I see a cop at a restaurant, I start eating slower... just in case. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Even though I look so dumb y'all cute 😍 😂 ❤️ @matthewcarrera2 @ashleyybell10 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 even though im a sassy bitch i've got a heart and people always seem to forget that #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Even though last night was mostly doing homework, the rest of my night was pretty awesome. I needed that. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Even though they aren't real cops, if I'm ever murdered I'd still like Ice T & Richard Belzer to investigate the case #sarcasm TrainSen 1 (Even though this is nothing like the book ) I'm so excited :))))) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Eventually the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons. Teenage girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphs. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Eventually we're just gonna have to accept " ducking " is a swear word #DamnAutocorrect #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Even working half days on my day off #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it? I did this with my life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ever checked your account hoping that your Direct Deposit hit a lil earlier? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ever noticed how #Perfect by @onedirection is basically a song about a no strings attached relationship? 😯 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ever pretend to be on the phone to get out of an uncomfortable situation, and then it rings? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ever read old messages and think " damn we had it good " smh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 EVER SINCE I MET YOU, NO ONE ELSE HAS BEEN WORTH THINKING ABOUT 😌 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ever since u guys met u don't care about me anymore :( #thanksforbeingthere.. #loosingeveryone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ever think about something so much it makes you stomach sick? No? Oh it's just me.. #gunnabeagoodday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @EvertonMoaner this is twitter not school no need for propar grammar fag. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Every 3. 5 seconds a dumb bitch is getting dropped off at work in her own car by a jobless cheating bum ass dude Are u that bitch? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Every 3 year old needs a Facebook or a Twitter. Because they really care about that. #stupid #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I'm over here like " I love food " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everybody has the power to make someone else happy. Some do it by entering the room, while some do it by leaving. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 everybody in love with whoever getting it or whoever being talked about. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everybody is falling in love, and I'm just trying to not fall asleep In class... Happy Monday y'all 😫 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everybody is going home enyoing the 🌞, i not #not amuses 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Every day I promise I'll go to bed early. Every night I break that promise. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 everyday i wanna be a better person and everyday people happen #sarcasm TrainSen 1 everyday i wanna be a better person but today is not that day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Every day my phone asks me if I wanna update it... and everyday I click " later " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Every day since Chumbawumba broke up, I've found it harder and harder to get back up again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Every Facebook photo album could be titled either " Envy Me! " or " Pity Me! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Every female knows that one annoying boy who constantly asks " So when we gonna chill? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 every girl has those few songs that make her feel like a sexy stripper dont even argue with me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Every girl's dream is to dress up for a date and blow the guy's mind and have him tell her she's stunning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 every medicine on the market is like pros : you'll stop coughing cons : you might die #sarcasm TrainSen 1 every morning I look forward to coming home and sleeping #sarcasm TrainSen 1 every morning is a continuous cycle of wow i can't wait to go to bed tonight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Every night, it's an endless battle between sleep and the internet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 every once in a while i check up on people i hate to make sure i still hate them i do #sarcasm TrainSen 1 everyone : are you okay everyone : you look tired everyone : you look upset everyone : you look confused everyone : are you sick me : IT'S MY FACE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 everyone at home is so happy today. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 everyone be sure to wish it a happy bday! #17 #not #legal ❤️ 😘 😘 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everyone deserves to see the boys that close. There's nothing like it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everyone freaked out and thought I wasn't coming to class today #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 everyone go buy @ShawnMendes new album Handwritten Revisited! I already am in love. I will not get any work done in school tomorrow! 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 everyone has that one best friend who's now a stranger.? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everyone has that one ex they don't want the world to know they ever dated. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everyone has three lives : A public life, A private life, And A secret life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everyone : If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20 Me : What #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everyone I know acts like they're in a competition over who is more exhausted. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everyone I know is either pregnant or married and it makes me wish... I could find a decent drinking buddy to replace all you sellouts. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 everyone in my class is ill including me so deffo can't wait to get even more ill #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everyone in the valley is dying of heat, and i'm up here in the rain. #yayyy #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everyone is always talking about " getting high on Life " but this cereal sucks and it hurts my nose #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everyone is crawling out of bed to go to work whilst I'm still out :) I love America :) more drinks please #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everyone is going to the football game tonight but I'm stuck babysitting #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everyone is so social at uw fox 😂 😂 😂 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 EVERYONE KNOWS THAT IF U SEND THE LAST TEXT AT NIGHT, THE OTHER PERSON IS SUPPOSED TO START THE CONVO THE NEXT DAY. THATS HOW IT WORKS. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 everyone : omg you're so quiet me in my head : what the FUCK is up kyle no what did you say dude what the FUCK dude step the FUCK up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 everyones gonna regret not talking to me when im rich and famous #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everyone should make sure to go & Check out @FlanaganMusic new album Live Like A Legend ✌ 😊 it so freaking amazing! ❤ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everyone starting college today, please make a huge deal about it, because it's never been done before. #shutup #gotoclass #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everyone's turning so hostile on here all of a sudden. Need a snickers? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everyone's tweeting " I swear summer lasted like 3 minutes " Bitch Shut Up no It didn't yo ass obviously gotta go back to school u can't count #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everyone tells me what a terrible dancer I am, which makes perfect sense because Ellen Degeneres is my biological father. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everyone thinks that their mom is the best cook around. You are wrong. My mom is the best cook here. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everyone wants happiness, Nobody wants pain. But you can't have a rainbow Without a little rain! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everyone wants to find out how you're doing, its not like they care.. they just want to be sure you're not doing better than them... #Life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 everyone would stop having sex bc the teacher is nice and smiling but he's threatening and slightly homicidal #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Every pizza is a personal pizza if you eat the entire thing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Every pretty girl has an ugly friend. If you don't have one then you must be the ugly friend. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Every relationship has its problems but sometimes what makes it perfect is if you still wanna be together when things go the wrong way. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Every relationship has its problems but what makes it perfect is when you still want to be there when everything sucks. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Every relationship is messed up. What makes it perfect is if you still want to be there when thing gets hard. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Every school has that group of girls which think they're loved by everyone when in reality, no-one likes them #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Every semicolon I have ever used has been a complete guess. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Every single person on the planet has the reflexes of a superhero if you start scrolling through their photos while holding their phone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take, I'll be watching you. - Dog #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Every so often, I try to fornicate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not sure what it means. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Every test ever is taking place in the next two days #blessed #love #stressfree #lol #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Every text I get, I always hope it's you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everything about this is me - love being up early at the weekends! Switch the tea for coffee and it's spot on ☕ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everything done. Now I'll attempt to go back to sleep until my dad calls. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everything happens for a reason, that reason causes change. Sometimes it hurts and sometimes it's hard. But in the end, it's all for the best. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everything Happens For A Reason ".. Yeah I Just Fall Down The Fucking Stairs So I Went To Hospital On Purpose.. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everything is literally pissing me off right now 😒 #notmyday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everything is made in China. Except for babies. They are made in VaChina. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everything just keeps getting better and better. #not 😠 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everything's funnier when you're not allowed to laugh. Like just a minute ago at the library I nearly peed myself from laughing just because #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everything's funnier when you're not allowed to laugh. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Everything will be #okay in the #end, if its #not okay, #then its not the #end. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Every time a credible news source fact checks anything said by Republicans its 100% false Lies to win the prize Sign me up please #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everytime I cough Gabriel copies me and it's so cute 😂 😍 I can't wait till my baby is here. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 everytime i go to the pub at least one person tells me my mum is hot/ fit/ stunning/ milf/ etc.. - makes me feel great :-) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Everytime I have my hair laid it decides to rain 😕 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 every time i listen to music from mamma mia past 8pm i start cleaning my room :/ why #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Every time I lose my phone... its always on either silent or vibrate. how convenient #sarcasm TrainSen 1 every time i open my ds i instantly forget what i want to play bc i get caught up in the squid sisters song #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Every time I see an obese cop, a small part of me hopes he has to chase me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Every time I see " Explain. " on a test, a part of me dies #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Every time I wake up I'm very excited to switch on the wifi so that I could tweet @veronicamerrell and the other half! @vanessamerrell #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Every -time I walk over a sewer grate I look down into it hoping to catch a glimpse of a Ninja Turtle #sarcasm TrainSen 1 every time my lips are chapped or my nose is stuffed im like WHAT WAS IT LIKE? To live life before this to be happy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Every Woman Republican Senator voted against the Equal Pay/Fairness Pay act (4 in total ). Well done GOP. Well done. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Every year, I realize how stupid I was the year before. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 every year you pass your birthday and know that you were born that day but every year you pass your death day and have no clue #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @evie__keeler #douche #not #even #him #im #yodeling #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ewww I think my jeans will be wet for the rest of the school day? this is so gross #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ewwwwwww I actually puked. Hahah just how I love to start my Monday mornings 😒 😞😷 #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Exactly one half, the right, of my body is covered in hives. I am turning into a raspberry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Exactly the kind of email I wish to receive after unsubscribing from an email list. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Exactly what I needed to cheer me up. Excellent. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Exams are like girls, they ask too many questions and are hard to understand... but it feels good when you've nailed one. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Exam's week is next monday and my grades aren't that great #MTVStars 5 Seconds of Summer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ExaroNews @jon2hd Don't piss up my back and tell me it's raining! What a surprise! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 EXCELLENT NEWS! : All my lab work is finally done and dusted now i can offically start my hormonal treatment... YAY! haha #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Except the weekend, he suck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Excited for my tuesday schedule. My favorite. :) #sarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 excited i was. so excited. to wake up. from my awful, uncomfortable, cold cold cold sleep i was having #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Excited to wake up to a paycheck tomorrow morning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 excuse me as i ruin something in my head before it has a chance to happen #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Excuse me, here's your nose. I found it in my business. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 excuse me what did you say i cant hear you i have an ear disease called i dont fucking care #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Exeaglefan68 yeah you're right #sarcasm #no #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Experience the joy! Children in Collier County see the beach for the first time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Expose our military to Ebola great move Obama #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Expressing is fun at 3 o 'clock in the morning! #not #guh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Ex_Twins_News Pathetic. But all of us #Twins fans have full confidence that Terry Ryan/Pohlad boys will field a better team next year. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ezralevant @WTF_Eh you could invite that guy to lunch @jfgroves with any luck he won't be wearing a suicide vest! #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Facebook, are you that insecure in that you always need to know what's on my mind? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Facebook asks : What's on your mind? Twitter asks : What's happening? Instagram asks : What did you eat? The Web is a worried mom. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Facebook can read what you're typing, even when you don't post it. #Creepy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Facebook is a lot like jail. You sit around and write on walls and get poked by random people. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Facebook is for people I normally see. Twitter is for people I wish I could see. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Facebook is just like my refrigerator. I check it every 10 minutes and yet there's nothing new. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Facebook is like a fridge. When you're bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good in it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Facebook is like a relationship : Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Facebook is only good for reminding me how much I hate birthdays, births, faces, discussions, interactions and events #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Facebook is starting to be like my fridge, I know nothing is there but I keep checking it anyway #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Facebook is stupid I'm done with drama #lovedrama #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Facebook is the easiest way to silently judge people that I never want to see again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Facebook keeps changing, updating... yet they can't add a simple " " dislike " " button -_- #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Facebook makes me want to puke. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Facebook needs a " Wow, that's the dumbest fucking thing I've heard, you should be punched in the throat " button. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Facebook needs to add " still banging my ex " as a relationship status option. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Facebook people be like " Like this if you love waffles. Ignore if you have buttsex with Satan. " wtf is happing?! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Facebook rule #1: If I'm not in it, don't tag me in your photo. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Facebook should have a Limit on times u can Change ur Relationship Status in a Year! After 2 it should default to ' " Unstable " ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Facebook should just change it's name to " People You May Want to Avoid. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Facebook should limit the amount of times you can change your relationship status. After 3 times it should say " Unstable. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Facebook should make it to where it says, 'Went from being in a relationship ' to 'Problem solved. ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Face is still so numb from the injection this morning... This is going to be fun... Cant talk or smile 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Face : *smiling* Head : fuck you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 FACT : Mimes always scream when you kick them in the balls. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Fact : Spending at least 60 minutes in conversation with someone you care about an hour before bed can help you sleep peacefully. " #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fact : To see better in a dark room, turn on the lights. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 faded -away : cut her - #Hot #Cool or #Not? #Cannabis #MarijuanaPics #WeedPorn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @fae2day I thought Daredevil was good, except the parts where they tried to make you sympathize b/c I just could not HAHA except Foggy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @fag_bitch23 I need to come home just for this. Miss you ☹ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Failed a bio exam 😅 Had my last chem lab 😁 Bought a car 😳 Today's been great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Failed that math exam. But you know what? Life is too great to stress about the little things 😆 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fair play my betting is off to a flyer tonight! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fair to say that 4 and a half hour of sleep wasn't enough #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fair week is Ms. Gates ' favorite week of the school year. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Fairy_Croire For a weapon of mass destruction like me, it's more fun to kill with my blade and gain power through the blood that gets on me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fake deep is the best deep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 fake friends : once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fake is the new trend and everyone seems to be in style. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fake is the new trend and some of my friends seem to be in style! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fakkkk I've been in this shirt for literally an hour and I've already got a stain on it #NotAnAdult 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *Fall* Couples : We are going to cuddle and snuggle like there is no tomorrow. Me : *stares at pillow* You love me right? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fall has been super busy in a great way, between work and a much needed vacation, my creative juices are nicely charged! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Falling asleep to the sound of screaming is truly a beautiful thing #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 falling asleep to the sound of the rain is great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Falling in love is like watching a sexy person eat hot, crispy bacon and wanting to eat some, too. Marriage is like listening to them chew. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Falling out of a turn is so... Graceful... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fall in love and missing all over again #sarcasm TrainSen 1 fall in love with someone who makes you laugh or you're gonna be really bored when you're 80, with a broken hip, and sex is impossible. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Family know how to make me feel good about myself #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 family member : what are you doing with your life? me : it's a surprise #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Famous Quote Said On September 16: I hope we do not see another Iraq -type operation for a long time Kofi Annan, 2004. #YeahRight #hahaha #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fan section on point tonight 😂 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fantastic results from my scan :)))))) #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fantasy Football players, time to look up the photos of AP's son. Best be dropping him real fast... #sorryvikingsfans #not really #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Farber thinks that he is gonna push me around in a wheel chair! 😂 😂 #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Farmer Dupre wants to find the best time to take her hogs to the market. The current price is 88 cents per po #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Farmers never know exactly how many sheep they have. They fall asleep every time they try to count them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fastest communication : Tell a girl a rumor and let her know to keep it a secret. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fate is when you find something you were never looking for and realize its everything you never knew you wanted. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fat girls smoking cigarettes are the most attractive type of people #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Father had a girlfriend, brother has a girlfriend, I have a fridge. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fat, single and ready for a Pringle. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Favorite car? @jarpad : " We'll keep fixing the Impala whenever she gets beat up. " #PasCon #Supernatural #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Favorite late night activity : stalking girls on Instagram in my baggie t-shirt eating chicken nuggets wishing I was pretty and fit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 FAVORITE OLD PEOPLE THINGS #44: watching your family's disappointment as you once again reach your next birthday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Favorite pastime : presenting more and more things to my grandmother so she thinks I'm a disappointment to the family. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #FavoriteThings : when Darth baby won't stop screaming long enough to eat.. Is it Wednesday yet?! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Favorite this if you made the vow " Never drinking again " after your New Year's Eve festivities but have already broken it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FaZe_Rain can you please tell @DavidVonderhaar to add aim assist for snipers it's pretty hard to snipe please don't ruin a great game #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FaZe_Rain don't eat and vlog. Makes me wanna puke. But love you 3 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FaZe_Rain why does your hair make you look like bert from Sesame Street? 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FBI If you grew up in the hood when the white race died black women would of told you as a preteen you weren't going to get a girlfriend. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FBI Tip of the day, do your job according to the rule of law. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #fb My video of me dry-humping the voluptuous @SerenaMarcus is almost at 225,000 views! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 FB new messenger feature : " So what if she didn't reply to my message. I at least scored 11 in basketball " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @fdistef29 as much as I love blowing up Twitter, all good things must come to an end. Good luck on your mixtape. I'll be waiting, Santa #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Federal Program Supplies Surplus Military Gear to Schools exactly what the schools need! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fed up with this cold and why is it you don't cough all day but as soon as you get into bed, can't wait to get a good nights sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Feeling emotions I've never felt before or thought I could feel. Thank you @Adele ☺️ 😭 😩 #Adele25 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Feeling great before my game. #not 😔 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Feeling great right now #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 feeling like a million bucks after that chem 2 test. 😅 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Feeling like your about to puke after a slam, I love skateboarding #sarcasm TrainSen 1 FEELINGS ARE RUINING MY REP OF BEING A HARDCORE BITCH OMG #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Feeling so crazy right now #Not really #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Feeling so tired but I have work from 1:30pm to 6:00pm CST yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Feel like I'm developing a stressed Eric type vein in my temple. Oh and my anxiety is showing up again. Yay! #lovemylife #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Feels amazzzzing knowing the jobs associated with my degree also requires 2 -3 years of experience #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Feels good to be ignored. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Feels good to be on good terms with someone you thought you'd never be on good terms with ever again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Feels good to sleep for 5 hours ☺️ #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Feels great when I can't sleep, especially when all I want to do is talk to you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Feels like I just broke my elbow I hit it so hard... #funny #bone #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Feels so nice knowing I have the day off tomorrow, love exeats #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @feliciaday Don't let the jerks get you down! We love you so much! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fellas just take a day off to be with your queen and love on her. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fell in love with a love that I should've left alone for my own better " That line so powerful. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 felt so special going to work today, got endless love. took one day off. everybody acted like i was gone for a year. lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Females be bitchin like dey ass so perfect #Not 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Females be fucked up, be willing to play any position just to feel relevant.. #Not me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Females will find out everything, so I suggest you don't lie to them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Feminists, do you hold doors? Do you carry your man's stuff when shopping? Do you apologize for no reason? Don't talk about equal rights. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ferris Bueller did more in one day than I've done in my entire life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Few minutes into your new video and the off center camera is hurting my brain @The_Lazy_Peon! But excited to finish once I'm home! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ffs I just want Lyndsey to get caught so much #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FIEND4SNEAKERS wish this had the Grave Within a Grave track included there's no good quality version of that shit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @fierynourrys you must not also enjoy breathing cause ADELE IS LIFE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Filling out medical forms is how I like to spend my Tuesday mornings #boring #tedious #samequestionsallthetime #sarcasm TrainSen 1 filthylittlecreaturessss : Everyday is 420 - #Hot #Cool or #Not? #Cannabis #MarijuanaPics #WeedPorn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Finally a degree #not #thickcunt #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Finally after one and half hour the one we cant live without came back.. now i cn sleep happily! #ThankyouElectricity #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Finally done my classes yay! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Finally finished science homework #school #homework #fun #not #tired #sarcasm TrainSen 1 finally get a day off from work. holy crap! but you know what... i'm proud for working hard. Can't wait to actually sit down and edit though #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Finally get into bed after a long day, but I have more homework. Awesome #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Finally getting up... I love my days off. 😴 😴 😴 😴 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Finally in bed. No better time to start thinking about every possible thing that has or ever could happen. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Finals week : the happiest and most depressing week of the entire semester. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Finding Dory made me so feel guilty for every single time I've touched the sea creatures in the touch pools at aquariums I'M SORRY #sarcasm TrainSen 1 finding out the kid you " dated " in jr high is now in prison #solidlifechoice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Finding out your ex got fat is like finding 20 bucks in your pocket. Not life changing but definitely puts a smile on your face. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Finding someone who thinks ur interesting enough to talk to u every day, whether theyre a friend or a lover, is one of the best feelings ever #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Finding that out made me SO happy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Find someone who is honest, laughs when you make fun of them, and then give each other orgasms. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Find someone who makes you happy and hold them responsible for all your emotions. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 find someone who will be there for you at 2 am when you're falling apart, but also at 3 pm when you love life and they make you love it more #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Find someone who will change your life, not just your status. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fine. Don't reply to my text then. I like food better than you anyway. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @fine_great_ @the_deathcard @rumjerrrr I'm lookin I'm lookin I have kinda a busy weekend with wrk but I'll try and get shit done #sarcasm TrainSen 1 finished my first grad school test today now I can take time off studying #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Finished my lunch shift, now just gonna do my homework in the car until my dinner shift lmao this is the life #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Finished my whole lab before my lab class was even technically over yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Finishing up my work on Mindojo's Bloomberg Level I CFA Exam Prep project. What a great company and great pay! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Finishing your algebra 2 homework in class is one of the best feelings ever #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Finishing you're morning work like " dang I'm glad I got up early " #yeahright #itdidntevenmatter #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fire alarm #10 at the suites, perfect thing to end my dinner 🍔 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fire alarm activated at this ungodly hour. It is also raining... only good thing is that #firefighters are hot #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *fire alarm goes off. We walk outside in the drizzling rain* Stephanie Szovati says " How can there be a fire if its raining? " 😳 😶 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fire alarm in the house going off was the perfect thing to wake up too #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fire alarm, now I can stand outside and enjoy this perfect weather #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fire alarm went off and its raining #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fire alarm went off at school so we are all outside. And then it starts raining. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fire alarm went off during my physics class, so all these fuckers decide it's a good idea to have a quick cig... #not #ok #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fireman should be made of fire if snowman is made of snow. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 first 10 years of a girls life is spent playing with Barbies & the next 10 years are spent trying to look like one. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 first canceled my order, ran out of everything I ordered, then charged me twice because " my card wasn't on file ". thanks a lot. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 first day all school year that I havent had homework and i dont know what to do with myself #sarcasm TrainSen 1 First day back... Homework in every subject 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 First day back to work #afterthepurge was a success. Only if by success you mean a mind numbing welcome back to reality. #stomachflu #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 First day ever of no homework = take 2 naps #sarcasm TrainSen 1 First day ever without having any homework really idk what to do with myself #sarcasm TrainSen 1 First day I actually don't have any homework or work for any of my classes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 First day I don't have homework since the first day of school... time to soak up the moment 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 first day i haven't had any homework in awhile. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 First day in a long time I have no homework so I can sleep all day, I get called to give tutoring lol I hate my life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 First day in a long time I haven't had any homework 😍 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 first day ive never had homework to do 😍 😍 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 first day of actual school and I purposely left my homework at school. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 First day of college that I don't have any homework, work, or responsibilities. 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 first day of holiday fr me starts with doing homework. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 first day of human anatomy and we already have homework due this afternoon and a post lecture quiz :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 First day of no homework in five weeks. How long will this last? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 First day of the new tri and it feels like I have more homework than I have all year #sarcasm TrainSen 1 First day of this school year that I don't have homework #sarcasm TrainSen 1 First day since school started that liv doesnt have homework. 😎 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 First day we got our stuff for basketball - leaves bag at gym and forgets to bring I home. Still not as bad as " forgetting " homework #sarcasm TrainSen 1 First draw in a while. #Not #Bad #sarcasm TrainSen 1 First exam tomorrow, didn't study. I'll tell ya how that'll go #prolly #not #good #sarcasm TrainSen 1 First I spilt lots of hot chocolate, then I microwaved it too much and it exploded, but I got lots in the mug and then it was great. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 First Michael Jackson, then Neil Armstrong?! Somethings telling me god is not a fan of moon walkers. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 First my sister's eye and now my brother is covered in hives. What's next #sarcasm TrainSen 1 First night since the first day of school that I don't have homework wow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 First paper of the semester! Woohoo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 First round of prototypes were almost perfect. Some small changes and waiting on the second round now. #not long #anticipation #sarcasm TrainSen 1 First the Jerk cut me off in traffic, then stole my parking space, then his stupid car got paint all over my key! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 First thesis meeting tomorrow #joy #sarcasm #nervous #sarcasm TrainSen 1 First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win #sarcasm TrainSen 1 First thing a girl says when it rains : " MY HAIR! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 First thing I do in the morning : Look at the clock and hope I have more time to sleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 First thought as I woke up! Miss you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 First week of school : Bitch, I'm gonna work so fucking hard. I'm getting straight A's! Second week : Fuck this shit. I give up! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 F is for friends that fuck you over U is for Ur a hoe N is for never talk to me again, leave me the fuck alone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_fitgirl I know! It's better though that they went up. I wish juniors would've went up too. The total is what I'm hoping to hit for my DL 😐 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Five hours on this geometry exam and still not finished. I love my major. 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fixed 😃 Everyday would be a great day to just chill at home doing nothing. #justsaying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fixing friendships is one of my favorite things. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fixing Kandice's tweets is one of my favorite pastimes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fixing the playlist of my life. But actually punk rock will always be my favorite genre #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fixing to watch my all time favorite movie 'White Chicks ' 😍😈 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fixing to watch my favorite actress @ninadobrev she's so awesome 😃 ❤ her #number1fan #thefinalgirls #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fixing Your Favorite Toilet | Community Services Inc. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 flappy bird is like the new angry bird except this time i am the angry one #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Flight got canceled so I had to rebook which was my " refund ". I am now flying out 12 HOURS from when I was supposed to. THANKS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Flipped on Pros vs Joes to pass some time. Had no idea I'd catch @Barryathree and his frosted tips raining threes. Pleasant surprise #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Flirting - Normal people : " Hey whats up cutie ;)) " Me : " Soo.. You like breadsticks? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Floatdownhere that silly lorry is still sleeping on the M11 slip road #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Floral_puke lol I love that #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FLOTUS I love that ya got children on better health n nutrition #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Flotus spoke to the country today not just as First Lady but as First Mom. We owe it to our kids to reject bullying, bigotry and sexism. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @fluffyftmuke LUKE FUCKING HEMMINGS ARE U TRYING TO KILL ME BCS ITS WORKING FUCKSNSOHSK #MTVStars 5 Seconds Of Summer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Fluffyumin @eldyorado_ we are just the " sensitive ones " hahaha my allergy started when we had our pet tho but i love the dog so im dying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Flushing a slow or hesitant toilet at someone else's house is the scariest 5 to 10 seconds ever. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Fnbyy yay started of at work went to my classes then more work #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Focus intently doing ur homework or writing Ur own novel while wearing Ur own Lucas Hoodie! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fog and Rain Follows Weekend Snow - Thanksgiving Travel Likely Impacted #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Foggy across the state north of Highway 84... Good pic @CoadyLatimer! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Foggy_Memories Just too good a stuff coming from someone so young. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Follow your brain. Your heart is stupid. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ✔ Food ✔ Bed ✔ Music ✔ Twitter ✔ Cellphone = Perfect day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Food chemistry sounds fun but I don't want to pay for culinary arts school. I also want my ph. D and I don't need any delays. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @foodforclouds When she and nanna g came over while you were camping. Was sublime. Sorry to make you jealous about this food #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Food poisoning is the best. #not #passmeafullycookedburger #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FootyClassified of course Caro's opinion is far more educated and knowledgable than anyone who actually has played or coached the game #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 For a hero, it's pretty cool that Mario is just a dude who ignores his real job, does mushrooms and smashes his head into things all day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 For as little as $1 a day you can feed a family of 5 ducks pieces of bread down at the local pond. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Forbes that looks like something... can't quite put my finger on it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Foreigners good morning good afternoon good night yall too ~ I like the time when the sky is dark and blue.. like 5am! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 forever 21 gives me anxiety, i love the store but it's so unorganized and i can't figure out what to get i have to walk around 100 times #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Forever eating carbs and praying they go to my ass and not my stomach. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Forever fucked up in the head. Thanks. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Forever going to school looking like a wet dog #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Forever living in my brothers shadow is just great! #SarcasticTweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Forever wanting Christian Cooke to love me " Come on, man she's waiting #sarcasm TrainSen 1 forever wondering what my language sounds like to people who can't speak it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 For everyone who just saw me face plant it on West Campus, thanks for not making me feel like a total loser. The applause was great. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Forget Team Edward or Team Jacob, I'm Team Guy Who Almost Hit Bella With His Van. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Forgetting to put your alarm when you start at 7am... this is great. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Forgetting which pocket your car keys is in can result in the macarena #sarcasm TrainSen 1 For girls : A nice, warm and cozy cuddle. For guys : A dead arm, a face full of hair and a awkward boner that you can't do anything about. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Forgot deodorant this morning so I'll just rock the T -Rex arms. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Forgot to bring my headphones to the gym this morning, the music they play in this gym pumps me up soo much! #badmusic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Forgot to charge my phone last night... 17% battery will get me through the day right? #iphone5 #YeahRight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 forgot to clean my room well so @the carpet cleaning guys : welcome to my Depression Crevice ™ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Forgot to make resolutions? Just write out everything you did last night and at the beginning add the word " stop. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 For Halloween I should just dress up as Fred from Scooby Doo and run around taking off people's masks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 For just once in my life I want my phone to ring and for someone on the other end to ask if I'm on a'secure line ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 For many people, " live and learn " is one task too many. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 For men who think a woman's place is in the kitchen... Remember, that's where the knives are kept. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 For me, " time " is a perspective. In this particular case... I'll need billions light years to wait being attractive #sarcasm TrainSen 1 for someone who loves sleep so much you ’d think that i ’d sleep earlier #sarcasm TrainSen 1 For some reason I literally hate almost everyone today.. #badday #nothappy #thissucks #ugh 😔 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 For some reason I love staying up and making myself tired the next day.. #thatslogical #not #needtotakemyselftosleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 for the first time in forever I'm happy with my English homework #ProWriterOverHere #Not #TerribleAtEnglish #sarcasm TrainSen 1 For the first time in my life I literally spent an entire weekend doing school work and reading... #noteveninhygieneschool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 for the fun group 5 Seconds of Retirement #MTVStars 5 Seconds of Summer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 For the love of everything - what the hell are those uniforms about #Jags? Look like the puke of misery. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 For the next twenty minutes I will be doing nothing. #not. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 For the THIRD NIGHT IN A ROW, I'm going to try to get through this war documentary without falling asleep. #YeahRight #ImNotBettingOnMyself #sarcasm TrainSen 1 For you men who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, Remember... that's where the knives are kept. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Found the orthotics I've been looking for for 2 months in my gym bag. I guess that says how often I go to the gym. #FitChick #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Found this pic in my phone with Skrillex 😂 😂 #puffpuffpass #yeahright #throwback #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Four hours of sleep #Yay #LifeOfAStudent #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Four words that I never want to hear : There is no food. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FourYearStr0ng : Fuck you! Fraser wants my babies! I'm a 10 -5! 7 hours on the floor because life is fucking mint. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @fouseyTUBE I'm working on an art work for you, it's based on the depression subject. You will love it, can you please DM me! #bruhbruhs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoustBrow I really hope you never reveal who you really are, its too much fun reading the speculations. Love from Mrs. Foust #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews @AllenWest Why not ask him if he wants to donate that 166 million he has to the oppressed blacks he's talking about? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews can't blame him, his first job is to protect his citizens and govt can't guarantee the ppl they're dropping invisible state #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews @ChrisStirewalt what's the time limit ignoring a murder, I didn't realize their was one? Let's all just continue to ignore it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews @Cnnopinion hillary says at rally i talk a positive rally not an insulting one yet all she does is insult trump. Mixed up person #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews did they give them all baby bottles and wipe their butts too? Come on. THIS is why the millennials are the way they are #manup #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews Enable the message feature on your Facebook so your viewers that are upset with Megyn Kelly over NG last night can tell you so. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews @FoxNewsInsider These kids don't even know what they r doing. They r not taught history anymore. Funny they don't look opposed! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews good you for finally reporting on a drunk driver that is not a Latino #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews @GovMikeHuckabeeThey have been for over 25 years. They perfected it over the last 8years. How can anyone in their right mind voteHRC #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews @GovPenceIN @BarackObama That is definitely saying it nicely Pence. It is not just the work of Trump, but We have work to help #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews Great move Governor. Other states need to do the same If they have the guts. These refugees will be the next demo voter plantations. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews @greggutfeld People better wake up bc if she gets in our America will be gone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews #GUTFELD Greg As a child and parent I hated homework I was especially bad at math I was in banking & never used it. I built a bank #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews Hard to believe in talking snakes in the Google age. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews @HillaryClinton her child care policy is to laugh while defending the rapist who attacks children. She's a demented spawn of Satan #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews @HillaryClinton How exactly are we going to do that by letting them die and Benghazi like you did #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews @HillaryClinton people are really thinking of voting for this man, who does or says this if your running for office. Fools!! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews HOLLYWOOD IS A BUNCH OF LOSER THAT ARE ON THE INSIDE BILLY BALDWIN YOU COULDN'T HOLD DOWN A REGULAR JOB IN YOUR LIFE LOSER #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews if everyone was like that the country would be half full all the time... not like we've had a super majority winner recently. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews I fly to Canada next week through Detroit but at least it was just the co pilot. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews @IngrahamAngle - they got rich on their own. Trump was just born into it - time for him to retire from never working. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews i want to literally understand what goes through your heads but in all honestly i cannot. it makes no sense. and i'm neutral lmao. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews @marcthiessen Unreal, the pen never had a chance to dry... I could not believe he was doing this and still staying in office #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews @megynkelly your personality is getting uglier every day! You are o longer fair and balanced and are bad for the network! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews @Nigel_Farage Normal countries would have real news networks and politicians that don't lie to the public. But I know nothing ;) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews NO Fox & Friends!! It's the 2nd time this week replaced by some comedy show!! Hour 1/2 2 days ago!! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews now that cow farts are regulated I can finally rest easy thank God #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews @pastormarkburns Yes, if your parents came here illegally and your welcome to go with them. They need to do it right. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews @PatMcCroryNC spoke with @BarackObama at the riot? I knew his ass was there.. is he the one with the toilet paper or the weave? LOL #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @foxnewspolitics @realDonaldTrump @brookefoxnews @FoxNews what at this point difference does it make if it means president HRC. Wake up pple #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews @realDonaldTrump @HillaryClinton she canceled the events because people don't show up. How does she even have 43? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews @realDonaldTrump How funny, Trump everything that comes out of your mouth is a lie, arrogant but still a liar #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews @realDonaldTrump it is the strongest gang in the United States the political machine #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews @realDonaldTrump ^SO JUST SHUT UP TRUMP, AND STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DIDNT KNOW WHO SHE WAS FOR NEARLY 30 YEARS "YOU HAVE NO CLUE" #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews @realDonaldTrump wake up America, it's time for change and financial discipline, its time for career do nothing politicians to go #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews the guy's is a traitors! Come out of hiding if you are sure of ur Wikipedia. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews These attacks were created by white men who live in NY & NJ, who're trying to start a Race WAR in America, as with a Prank. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FoxNews What happened to, if you like your doctor you can keep your doctor? Was that a lie? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FragtaIe it's cute when you think you're funny baby #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @franceeees_ I would love clinicals if we didnt have to start really early #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FrankLampardUK not too sure what happened there! Wasn't going to be an easy game for Chelsea #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Frank Ocean, the fusion Old School and New School, Neo Soul that would make everyone cry tears of joy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Free from the hospital and doing history homework now. I have a sinus infection but it should be better soon. First day of work tomorrow! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Free samples shouldn't be limited to ice cream stores. How can I be sure this fifth of Vodka is worth the 6 dollars without a quick chug? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Free weekend 4 is useless, constant " can't connect to servers " errors, good job ruining what's supposed to be a fun weekend #fail #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Friday Night Drags have been canceled due to technical difficulties. We don't have a rescheduled date soon! Thanks for understanding! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fridays ' classes are the most boring ones, but what's best about them is that they only last from 9 to 12 am :^) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Friday the 13th... Who needs Friday the 13th when you have bad luck naturally #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *Friend comes over* Friend : " Do you have a bathroom? " Me : " No, we shit outside. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Friend : " Dude I wasn't THAT drunk... " Me : " Dude, you gave a mushroom to a midget and kept yelling 'GROW MARIO GROW. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 friend : how are things me : please don't make me think about my life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 friendly reminder :27 more days until Christmas, you can do it 🎅🎄🎁 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age yet one of them has a child and another is mentally stuck in middle school. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Friend : " Omg, your parents are so nice! " You : " It's because you're here.. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small. Some are real and some are fake. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 friends are supposed to make you feel good about yourself just remember that #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Friendship is like a book, it takes a few seconds to burn, but it takes years to write #sarcasm TrainSen 1 friendship is not about who you spend the most time with, it's about who you have the best time with & who's actually there for you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's about who walked into your life, said " I'm here for you " and proved it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Friendship is so weird... you just pick a human you've met and you're like " yup I like this one " and you just do stuff with them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Friends knock on your door. Best friends walk into your house and start eating. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Friends who buy you food are friends for life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 friends who dont take random pictures of me when were together : do u not care about my instagrams aesthetic? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Friend : there's a life outside the internet. Me : send me the link. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 friend : whats your favorite season? me : of which show? friend : me : friend : me : me : me : oh you meant like the weather #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Friend : Would you roam around naked if you were Invisible Me : What's the point of being naked then.. F : :-/ #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Friend : " Your zipper is down. " Me : " Ughh, your mom is so forgetful! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Friend : you should've come with us! Me : an invite would of helped #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @friggynelson I WANT TO WATCH IT RLY BAD BUT I ALSO WANT TO ATTEMPT TO GET SOME DECENT SLEEP FOR ONCE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_froditi wait we don't go to school in California? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 From middle school to high school to college #sarcasm TrainSen 1 From practice last night then work after then straight to blocking/final rehearsal earlier today. #exhausted #sarcasm TrainSen 1 From school to work to practice. I have no free time. #hardwork #exhausted #sarcasm TrainSen 1 From the bottom of my heart, I don't give a fuck. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 From the kids that I babysit : " You look like your ten. No wait. You look like your 5. Maybe because you are really short. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 From what @AshleyMitchel22 said to me as she walked into dale I could tell she is super excited for her first two test #not #ratedRlanguage #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FT that from country built on immigration and immigrants more paranoid US BULL SHIT AND SMELLS OF RACISM #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @FT They deserve the money.. all those years of public service.. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fuc 12, number 11 without pickles, 10 dollars left in my account, 9 baby mamas, 8 points on my license, 7 days a week of grinding, 6 ways to #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fucked a guys hair up damn I suck #barber #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fuck everyone who said they were there for me, and then left. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fuck face? " @KillSimao : Love it when a female pulls off a nice little fuckface. Osati looking lookin like you tryna puke out a penis. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 fuck, I guess we never hit up twitter about this but we have a new single out at ~ also working on fun new merch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fucking glad Sinclair is finally home. Bitch was mad annoying. #HTGAWM #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fucking " is one of those fucking words you can fucking put any fucking where in a sentence and it still makes fucking sense. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fucking love liars 😂 naaaaat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fucking love nights like this #sarcastictweet #fuckyou #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fucking with poppy and this damn rain today my hair need be flat ironed I just don't feel like dealing with my hair right now #sarcasm TrainSen 1 FUCKING #YEAH! Retweet and get a chance to be famous #sarcasm TrainSen 1 fuck it lmao i love all the classes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fuck me can hear some lad jebbing an absolute whopper upstairs sounds like an elephants about to fall through the ceiling! Top night for me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 " Fuck that shit " is a perfectly acceptable replacement for the word " no " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 fuck this I'm gonna be a stripper " says the 14 -year -old girl who just got a C on her math test #sarcasm TrainSen 1 FUCK U IF U DONT RETWEET THIS ‼️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fuk I look like losing sleep? 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Full day of chores #hooray #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 fun 3:45 love being up early #sarcasm TrainSen 1 fun fact - 67% of my blood stream is actually just Diet Coke #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fun fact : Deciding where to eat is the leading cause of divorce #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fun Fact : Over 97. 8% of men have already made mistakes this year that a woman will remind him about for the rest of his days. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fun Fact : The number of Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavors is higher than the grade I got on my chemistry test. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fun fact : your labs say that only 2% of your blood carries oxygen that's why you keep passing out " mom that's not a " fun fact " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fun fact : Your ❤ pumps (on avg ) 5 L of blood in 1 minute #sarcasm TrainSen 1 fun family times : wiping ur bro's blood off the toilet seat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 fun game to play at the movies : not bringing your f*cking baby #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fun giveaway : Castello cheese for a year and cooking classes for two! Enter below. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fun in the emergency room. get me out of here. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fun new prank : put on super burnt out song and pretend you've never heard it before. Gets 'em every time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fun (not really ) story : I was making a thing for you but SV kept crashing and now I don't have the thing yet and now I'm sad @_LoveYouDearly #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Funny, engaging and unpredictable. Their chemistry is fun to watch and I will. :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Funny, I was hoping to wake up to the biggest upset of the year. Well then Berdy, you never fail to disappoint #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fun on the same court with my family @RichyCinco! We got all the chemistry. Too bad we're not on the same team tho! Lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 fun prank : stand up in the middle of class run out of the school keep running do not turn back start a new life under a fake name #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fun (probably not really ) fact : I was actually meant to win Toms, but they sent Nathans instead! Not that I'm complaing 😊 #MoreOfANathanGirl #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Fun trip to the pharmacy to collect my prescription, ended up having an injection and taking a student drinking quiz. Brill evening #sarcasm TrainSen 1 FYI : there's no other way to go other than the street her house is on. Her house is literally on my way to school and work. #notcreepy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Gaaavie hello sunshine. hope you had a good holiday too. #not. let me BBM or whatsapp you instructions rather :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @gabb_graham sounds like she's having an amazing day! #SarcasticTweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @GabbsFangman thank you so much! Not sure if I should favorite that bday shout out or retweet it... So I did both! #strongtwittergame #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @gabby_luv_life can I just pretend my phone was off all night and not working? #MTVStars 5 Seconds of Summer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @GabiLutt2 yeah that's weird not gonna lie #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @gacvorbin hasn't talked to me at all since I moved out. #FeelingTheLove #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @GaerPrimary fantastic day with your year two pupils. Very wet but so enthusiastic. A credit to your school! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @GailOsma yay recollection bc i dont want to have classes yet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @GametaXY yeah blasting some good music haha #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Game tonight #soexcited to see all my friends #forgotidnthavefriends? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @GaryBarlow : " @GB4Me : @GaryBarlow Beach weather down south tomorrow. You up for it? " *yes loving this summer * " #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @GaryLineker Best one I heard : If your worried about the 540 jobs from trident - give them £1million each then spend the rest of the NHS etc #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @GaryLineker still don't get them for another hour you maniac #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @GaryLineker @TeamGB Gary how much wine have you drunk we have been waiting for 50 years #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @GaryLineker Think how we feel when your hosting match of the day, you'd make cocaine fall asleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @GaryLineker this is twitter Gary. If the tackles are too rough, get off the field #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gave my first injections today! Nursing school is fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Gecko194 Lol lazy butt 3 jk you're allowed and my day was good but ive been so OVERLY tired lately. Yay gecko stream #sarcasm TrainSen 1 gee sure am glad I'm able to sustain a thought for longer than a week haha #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gee what a GREAT time to get SICK #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gee wiz what a great day so far. You can cut the tension with a knife and they think im faking #great. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @__generalmills : My back feels fantastic. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Genesyssss my baby girl! I love me some Mia! But everything is good thank the lord.. Just working a lot and living life the right way #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @geoffo7 great place to be every thing about Tulchan is first class have not fished a beat but d beat is fantastic and Robert will look aftu #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Geometry buffet cause I hate myself and love food #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Geometry dash is love, geometry dash is life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ✨✨- geometry is hilarious w you and if you need anything, I'm here. Thanks for helping me through things lately, love you! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 🌸🐚 geometry will be lit tmw when I move but love you so much 😚 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Georgetown's 1 -3 start is the worst for the school since the 1971 -72 season (hired John Thompson the next season ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Germany opens it's arms & borders & this is the thanks they get #NoSyrianRefugees #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Get caught den i want make a sound 😶 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Get done with a calc 2 quiz and then go learn how to multiply, divide, add, and subtract when there's parentheses #strugglin #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Get great review videos here for the science section on the #ACT exam. #collegeprep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @GetIt_Back20 u know me, im nothing like " they " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Get out of the shower and got all cozy in bed only to realize I only shaved one leg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Get ready for no phone yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *gets angry when nobody invites me anywhere but declines the chance of going out when someone asks * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *gets caught staring at someone and makes eye contact with every other person in the room to cover it up * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *gets hit by a car* driver : omg are u ok me : kill me next time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Get the fxck out lol " @Silencerr : SOOOWOOOOOOOO RT @JayJayLeChopz I like them cyber-thugs! Lol they meannn! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 getting 3 shots yay #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Getting a day off is love ❤️ 😂 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Getting another injection for my back today. Should be fun. :/ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Getting a plastic fish thrown at me by a one and a half year old is a great experience #sarcasm TrainSen 1 getting called cute by someone who is way cuter is the best feeling ever tbh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Getting comfortable before sleeping is such a chore #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Getting dropped off at college sure makes me feel like an adult? Seriously today is gonna kick my butt. Not feeling good and I have to sit through a tuesday schedule... #sooofuuuun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Getting grounded was totally worth it #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Getting high of morphine at the hospital #lifegoals #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Getting ignored, I LOVE IT 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Getting ignored is my favorite thing in the world. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Getting ignored is so fun.. #not 😒 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Getting into a relationship may be tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Getting married at 21 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Getting my braces tomorrow so excited #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Getting my hair done 😝 by the fav cousin #not @metokirr #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Getting out of the shower to pee is like getting out of your car to order at the drive-thru. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Getting paid to sleep... that's my dream job. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Getting pulled over is a great way to start my morning! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Getting sent voice notes of the noisy rain in Joburg. Yay! So glad to hear it pouring (literally ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Getting texts from my coworkers about how stressful my day will be tomorrow... I need 5 more drinks please. All the tequila. All of it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Getting tutoring for algebra 2 was the best decision I've made this year lmao #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Getting x-rays. Sick #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Getting yelled at for sleeping after class on your day off haha DONTCHA JUST LOVE IT 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gettin that ios8 cuz I still have nothing to do until school starts... Or second practice #livingthedream #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Get to get my wisdom teeth out in the next few months. #soexcited #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Get to go get a lot of blood work done! #yes #cantwait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Get to sleep in like a half hour tomorrow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 get to take my road test in the snow #great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 get you a boy who makes ur life fun so you don't have to RT all these depressed tweets #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Get your tickets for the pre new years turn up! already sold a couple so far cant wait to get sweaty with all of u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 GF fell asleep on the couch so I drew a spider on her glasses with dry erase marker. And now we wait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 GF found my list of all the girls I've slept with. I told her it was names for our future kids, but she didn't buy drunk girl on cruise ship #sarcasm TrainSen 1 GF - What's that beeping? Me - Fasten Seatbelt Alarm. GF - How can you ignore something so annoying? Me - Huh? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ghax I'm nice I waited and held the door open for you. Least thing you could do was say THANK YOU. #not #everyone #is #nice #apparently #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ghetto Translation " Ight N *gga " :I'm offended by what you said and i'm done with this conversation. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ghetto Translation : " I got your back " As soon as something goes down, i'll run. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @gialg @BaskinRobbins thank you for fixing this. I'm happy to be pleased again with one of my favorite brands since childhood #sarcasm TrainSen 1 GIANTS have no skill position players all thanks to Reese bargain shopping #not enough talent #sarcasm TrainSen 1 gia yelled " twice " today and ronicka said " i love them! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Gibbbby18 The movie was wild I can't lie lol. But yeah finish the book first. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @GiGiHadid waiting for that day when my name is there too. ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @GinaBinaTait Wuuuut. I still dont start for another week. Literally came to school to party for the first 3 weeks straight. #NotEvenMadBro #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girl : " Baby I'm pregnant " Boy : " The number you are trying to reach is no longer in service. Error :40044 " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girl call me the Canadian spelling cause I'm wrong without u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 GIRL : " Dad, I am lesbian. " SISTER : " Me too dad. " DAD : " Doesn't anyone like guys here!? " SON : " I do. " DAD : -_- #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girlfriends are like hiccups : cute/funny at first, then annoying. So you try to get rid of them by scaring them away and drinking too much. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girlfriend : Want to eat what my mom made? Me : What'd she make? Girlfriend : Me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girl : " How much do you love me? " Boy : " Look at the sky and count the stars. " Girl : " But, it's daytime... " Boy : " Haha, exactly. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girl, I like you so much, I might even let you hold my phone... some day, while its locked #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girl : I'm 20, how old are you? Boy :18. Girl : Awwee, you're a Baby. Boy : Bitch I ain't too young to give you this dick. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girl : " I'm ugly "... Boy : You spelt " attention seeking whore " wrong. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girl : Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me ;) Me : *Pulls out banana and eats it in awkward silence * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girl next to me at downtown crossing is complaining about a lab report she has to do tonight... I'm going to get a pizza... Man life is good. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *Girl opens gift on her birthday* Girl : " shoes and a vibrator? " Boyfriend : " If you don't like the shoes, you can go fuck yourself! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @girlposts : " Money won't make you happy " Yeah, financial stability is just horrible " accurateeee #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girl rule : If she talks to the guy I like, I hate her and she's a whore #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girls always find things out, they might not say anything right away, but they know. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girls :Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 10 months from now, because I am a woman. And we never forget Anything Ever #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girls are like drugs. We can get addicted to them and they can ruin our lives. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girls are like " I wish I could find a guy just like you " and I'm like, but I am a guy just like me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girls be like " don't look at me while I'm eating " but will stare into your soul while they suckin your dick #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girls be like : " The text oomf just sent me > ;> ;> ;> ;> ;> ;> ; " The text : whats up bitch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 GIRLS COULD ARGUE FOR 6 HOURS STRAIGHT BUT 5 MINUTES OF SUCKING DICK THEY TALKING ABOUT " MY MOUTH HURTS " 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girls definitely enjoy it when guys take more selfies than them and put them all on snap chat #not #stopcorruptingmynewsfeed #kaybrah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girls eyebrows these days be looking like they got sponsored by nike. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girls eyebrows these days look like they've been sponsored by Nike. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girls fall in love by what they hear. Guys fall in love by what they see. That's why most girls wear makeup and most guys lie #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girls Gone Weed - #Hot #Cool or #Not? #Cannabis #MarijuanaPics #WeedPorn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girls go thru about 76 different emotions a day. She might love you at 9:03 & wanna stab you in the throat at 9:15. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girls greet each other normally the way I'd act if I saw a friend who I thought was dead. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girls have periods, cramps, babies, and everything else. The least a guy could do is text her first and play with their hair #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girl since you walked in, I've been thinking. I ain't ever seen nothing like you before. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girls love a guy who can just chill without bringing up sex #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girls named Miranda don't think it's funny when you tell them they have the right to remain silent. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girls need to start looking for guys who have goals, ambitions, and an education. 'Cuz 10yrs from now, swag isn't going to pay the bills. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *Girls on period* Boy : " Hey, how was your day? " Girl : " ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girls, there is nothing attractive about trying to look like a duck in pictures. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girls who act stupid because they think it's cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girls who advertise Amazon Wishlists to complete strangers, if you had a book on there called " How To Not Be Pathetic, " I'd buy it for you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 girls who call their friends out on stuff in front of boys to make themselves look better irritate me so much like wyd? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it's cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girls who say, " a lot of guys are after me ", should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girls who talk in a stupid baby voice when they're around guys... Just stop?... It's not cute #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girls with pink hair and orange roots basically win at life #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girl to girl : " Awhh, you're really pretty! " " Thank you so much, you are too! " Guy to guy : " You're handsome " " Wtf? Dude are you gay? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 girl : why can't I be in a cute relationship already? me : because you're ugly. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girl : " Why didn't you reply to my last text? " Boy : " How am I supposed to reply to LOL "? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girl, you misheard me. I said I wanted to be in a " real Asian ship, " meaning we should go on a Chinese fishing boat, as platonic friends. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girl you must be Scar from the Lion King because you hurt my pride #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Girl, you piss me off. you seriously P -I -S -S me the fuck off. And thanks to your behavior it seems like you have something to hide. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Give a girl a break! I did oversleep and I feel terrible but it was AMAZING! That extra half hour of sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Give a man a catfish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to catfish and he can have Internet boyfriends in 7 different countries. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Give a man a jacket, and he will stay warm when he goes outside. Teach a man to jack it, and he won't go outside at all. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Give my right arm for chips and curry sauce right now #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @givesno_shits I'm glad.. Before I leave just remember, you're a basic bitch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *gives people advice when i cant even handle my own problems * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @giveuanything i dont understand how me being excited is hurting you but alright. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Giving blood today was so much fun 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Giving gum to your friend is like a drug deal. " You didnt SEE anything, you didnt HEAR anything, and you sure as hell didnt get it from ME " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Giving thanks to my family this year for doing literally anything and everything to piss me off you rock my socks guys #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Giving up smoking not good lol #not fair #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Glad he likes me #not @talltodd91 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Glad I could do a sit up today 😅 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Glad I have a boyfriend that will listen to me bitch and complain about life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Glad I'm getting even more detached from this stupid town that smells like oversleeping on a very hot day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Glad I'm on vacation tommorow. #cantwait ✈️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Glad I'm the ONLY person you need. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Glad I waited til 2 hours before I have lab then have to immediately do my seminar on my research to start it. #ImSmart #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Glad my class is adolescent development yet we are learning about research that has nothing to do with adolescents. Makes since right? #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Glad my dog chewed up the $40 bed I bought him #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Glad my hair ain't get fcked up in this rain! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Glad my sister came to get me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Glad our new email is working so flawlessly #not #academyproblems #2manyfirewalls #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Glad practice isn't early today. I need a long ass break. #exhausted 😫 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Glad that the pulse isn't busy #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Glad the first floor of Potomac smells like straight vodka #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Glad to know how sympathetic you are #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Glad to know I have YOU there for me.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Glad to know I'm worth it. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Glad to know that's how some people look at me. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Glad to know youre here to help when i need you... #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Glad to see NHS holds its title by making us go to school today... #NoOneElseHasToGo #Unfair #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Glad to see our generation is doing a great job to stop the drug trend #not #desisting #stop 🚬😷😷 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Glad to see you put your friends before your horrible gf #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Glad we can be mature about this #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 glad we went our separate ways... your just a miserable bitch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 glad you got my back. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @GloUpElite yep all types of dry humping #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @gnarcam having the best time, missing 6am starts though #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @GNev2 If we have 2nd referendum and it's then 1 -1, then we need 3rd referendum to decide winner. What do you think Gary? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @GNev2 you have no sense of humor. You come across like a dour trade union representative. #banter @LFC #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Goal : be in bed by midnight. #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Goal of this trip... not to overpack #yeahright 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 god bless the person who decides to marry my psycho ass oneday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 God created the world in 7 days, well it took 9 months to create me so clearly i'm a big deal #sarcasm TrainSen 1 god damn " thanks for the follow " dms always piss me off #sarcasm TrainSen 1 God didn't promise days without pain, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day and light for the way. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 God didn't want me in the snow so He canceled my shift today thanks, man. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 god fucking damn it, why did I move back home? Hope I can make enough money to move out BEFORE the New Year #yeahright #inmydreams #sarcasm TrainSen 1 God gave us our relatives ; thank God we can choose our friends. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 God, I just love losing my voice. #not well everyone, fall is officially here! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 God I love it when clients stand me up! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 God I love waking up for 8am classes #shitnooneeversays #sarcasm TrainSen 1 God I'm so glad I dont have to deal with your bitch ass anymore ✋ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 God lends us love, but when love is grown to ripeness, that on which it throve falls off, and love is left alone -Alfered Tennyson #sarcasm TrainSen 1 God loves me even when I don't forward those chain letters. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 God made men. But sandwiches weren't going to make themselves. So God made women. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 god, please give me a cold that will blow off my right arm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 God please remove anybody lying to me, using me, speaking foul on me behind my back but pretending to love me in my face. amen. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 God today's gonna suck. I need to work on two essays and get a lot done if I want any free time this weekend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 God : What do you want? Me : A loyal soulmate! God : Shut up! I don't exist. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *goes back to school after a long break* how do i hold a pen #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Goes to the first family function in 4 years and I get stuck babysitting :-) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Goes to the school bar and gets drunk between classes #nursingstudentproblems 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #GoggleboxAu My heart was literally hurting so much during Dr Chris Brown I felt sick sooo excited the puppy survived #bansnailbait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Going from no homework to everything due on the same day is just awesome #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Going from one babysitting job to another babysitting job, then another babysitting job today. This will be fun. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 going in on my day off I love my money #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Going in to work for 2 hours was totally worth the 35 min drive! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Going straight to bed after practice today. #exhausted #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Going through all your Android devices and updating them and their browsers is SUCH fun! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Going to a study session drunk. #gotmylifetogether #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Going to attempt a nap here wish me luck might sleep through the alarm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 going to attempt to do that thing called sleep, i've heard its very refreshing... fingers crossed, so night and sweet dreams everyone xx #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Going to attempt to get some sleep on the couch tonight, I'm just not ready to sleep alone 😔 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 going to attempt to sleep now. hoping for the best. i need a full day of productivity tomorrow cuz i'm within a week of deadline now. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Going to attempt waking up at 5 to go running 😪 so I need to go to sleep soon #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Going to be a nice evening trying to fix my bike #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Going to bed angry. fucking love it #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Going to bed with a headache and waking up with a headache makes my day #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Going to bed with these thoughts! Yay bring on the nightmares #Not :/ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 going to Be on my Disney Cruise after school tomorrow i cant wait im so happy yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Going to enjoy listening to the same 5 songs on the radio on the way to Sudbury #fuck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Going to listen to Stars Are Aligned just one more time.. #Yeahright :P #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Going to Mr. CNS is the most high school thing I've ever done #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Going to school for like 2 period tomorrow yay :-) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 going to school : late going to a doctors appointment : late going to a party : late going to a concert :8 hours early #sarcasm TrainSen 1 going to the bank on my lunch break tmrw to get some cash out for the rest of the week then putting my 💳 away. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Going to the dentist #yay #not #selfie #nofilter #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Going to the toy store, pressing the'TRY ME ' button on a toy and it wont stop... So you just awkwardly walk away like nothing happened. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Going to work super hung over twice in 1 week ✌️ #gome #not #fml #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Going to work with a headache so you already know this is going to be a good day. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Going to your friend `s house and eating all their food like you own the place. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @goin__SAM I heart the eagles #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Goku may have been a dark skin nigga low key cuz he had no job and didn't pay child support but he could fight good. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gonna attempt some sleep al probs fail as usual #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gonna be a fun day #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gonna be another long sleepless night. Might as well do college work. My life is so interesting.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gonna be another weekend sat in doing nothing, how great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gonna be late to school yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gonna be so weird when we're throwing a paper ball into a garbage can yelling " Kobe! " and our kids don't understand what we mean. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gonna blast #KalinAndMylesAlbum when I get out of class in 12 mins and I can't wait 😭 😍 @KalinAndMyles @YourBoyMyles #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gonna have to do another unfollow spree later today, yeah, those are always fun. #DamnYouFollowLimit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gonna spend my birthday at school tomorrow! 😩😫 #greatwaytospendyourbithday #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gonna start applying for benefits since #youtube is not a real job according to @VeganGains and @pewdiepie and @vegancheetah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gonna start putting my boyfriend my man crush every Monday to fit in #not #wegetthepoint #youhaveacrushonyourownboyfriend #longhashtags #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gonna start this again. #yay #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gonna suck going back to work after such a good weekend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gonna try this Twitter thing. But dude I'd really rather be surfing the big blue... 🌊 #yeah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gonna try watch a scary movie this weekend (I suck with scary movies ) help me pick *No Saw already seen em * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gonna wake up at midnight to listen to Adele's new album Bc I'm that excited for it 😍 😁 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gonna wake up with puffy eyes tomorrow 😄 #excited #not. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good bye Mexico ✌️ thanks for the fun memories, tan bodies, and burnt lips #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good cycling session tonight, done 23. 9 miles with rain and winds but all round it was a good strong ride 😀😀 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good decisions are why the weekend stories you tell on Monday suck. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good defending from Gibbs there. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 GOOD FOGGY AND COLD MORNING ¡¡¡¡ BE HAPPY ;) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good game @TheSagleBagel #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good girls ain't no fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good girls are made with sugar and spice, fun girls are made with vodka and ice. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good girl " @therealmotso_ : Lmao oh yeah oh yeah! @BURN_NIE " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good job #att you lost my business to #verizon after 6 years because I couldn't turn in a phone with a battery cover missing. #fail #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good job by the referees tonight. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good job changing seats. I'm sure the passenger next to my 3yo will be happy to take care of them. #custexp #custserv #fail #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good job, NFL, you really know how to handle criminals. #not #yousuckatlife #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good job on the homework @KiaraDaw 😉 #gettingshipdone #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good job student finance is on top of things as per #didntwantmoneyanyway #notgunagetmwdown #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good job this is from not anyone from Smosh. #whogotherefirst #fail #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good job Welbeck.. #UCL #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good lab session tonight with Di KinG and @Chan_MMssb #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good Lord. Listening to @IntrepidJane read from her book was fantastic, sign me up for her " how to kick ass at public readings " class! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 good luck in surgery today to my dweeb @AngelJade99... I'll bring my geometry to the hospital? love you #bunyuns #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good luck on the new role at Wigan marra, they really needed a boost in the youth department don't they #sarcastic enjoy it mate #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good luck trying to murder me. My will to live long enough to delete my browser history and burn the unsent letters to my exes is strong! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good morning already 7am, been here since 6. 13 more hours to go. #work #life #construction #worker #awesome #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good morning everyone! Have a great start of the week #who #does #not #like #mondays 😝 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good morning foggy London Town @ Big Ben #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good morning from a very wet and chilly, but still very beautiful @GardenCityMall on Thika Road! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 good morning.. having a foggy morning.. I hope today will be better from other day & also me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good Morning Honeys on my way to school tired as ever! After class going home and going to sleep! #tired #sleepy #not feeling it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good morning! Hubby at golf today & surprise surprise, it's not raining! Maybe he should play more often. LOL #sarcasm TrainSen 1 GOOD MORNING I LOVE MINSEOK. i slept at 5am and surprisingly woke up before 12nn this is good yes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good morning! Looks to be a little foggy on your way in today, so might want to give yourself a little extra #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good morning. Nothing like a great morning stretch. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good morning... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 good morning twitter.. my phone is on its way home to me! YAY YAY.. it got tired of the rain in Vancouver i guess! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good morning! You're waking up to a foggy morning. @KarenMintonWSB tells you when the sun will come out & clouds will clear on Channel 2 now #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good night everyone. Dont forget, tomorrow is monday and i have a test that not prepared for. Oh, and my phone isnt sending messages #great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 GoOdNiGhT last day of school before thanksgiving break for me! yAY ✝🤑 School : #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good old days when there were more relationships and less relationship statuses. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good one @AklTransport - give me a form so I can transfer the liability for a fine to my wife. That will work. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good start to my morning #NOT (@ Samsung Philippines Mobile Center in Taguig City ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 good start to the day... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good start to the week when your last class of the day gets canceled 😎 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good thing I asked for a caramel apple spice and got a cappuccino. Thanks a lot Starbucks. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good thing I brought my headphones 😭 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good thing I have a doctors appointment in the morning. Good thing it's passed 3 am. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good thing I have all of my fall clothes in NYC #NOT #Imfreezing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 good thing i have to work till midnight and drive home in a blizzard #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good thing I have unlimited texting 😂 #phonesjustblowingup #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good thing I have work till close tonight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good thing I live on campus 😑 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good thing I lost my phone and not my virginity. " - Ash 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good thing I'm judged on my actions and not my thoughts. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good thing I'm learning about ohms law and electric fields because I'm gonna use that everyday in the health field #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good thing I'm not afraid of the dark because SHONDA has left us in it for so long #GreysAnatomy #GreysWinterFinale #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good thing I'm starting my hw early tonight! #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good thing I really wanted to go to hc senior year.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good thing I was prepared for the rain. In my white shirt. With my resume paper and laptop in my bag. #not #soggy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good thing my professor emailed the class about our cancelled 9 am... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good things come to those who wait " cough cough I better win meet & greets to jbs concert since I'm not at the Allstate arena rn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good thing she made these questions up 😒 😂 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good thing the only numbers I know by heart are @oconn97 and @MackennaSosa 😭 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good thing the SAS advisors are so nice and helpful! :-) #not #fu #sarcasm TrainSen 1 good thing we didnt have a real summer this year. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good thing we had this assembly because Bexley is SERIOUSLY suffering from drug addiction issues, right? #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good thing we really discussed this essay for English tomorrow #not 😡 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good think I have a whole bunch of homework to do when I get back to my room #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good times + Crazy friends = Amazing memories. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 good to be back to the dark side 😈 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good to finish P1 for the day. Felt confident in both wet and dry conditions and looking forward to tomorrow! #V8SC #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good to know I have my little bro's support #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good to know I wrote about Obama's argument for an immigration and very little has been done about it! #not #eng1568 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good to know Kylie's on drugs. #not #corrie #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good to see Clichy and Sagna re-united #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good to see the new @paddypower cash out feature doesn't actually work. #brilliant #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good visit at shader house this AM... back at home on couch on a foggy day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 good @VoOv_vMeNt : no thanks " @__boipelo : Be a bxtch Having a good heart can put you in some fucked up situations " " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Good way to end my night #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Google : " I have everything! " Facebook : " I know everybody! " Internet : " Without me, you're all nothing. " Electricity : " Keep talking, bitches. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Google image results are like a party that starts off exactly how you expected and gets weirder the longer you stay. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Google + is the gym of social networking : We all join, but nobody actually uses it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Googling your symptoms when you don't feel well is the most efficient way to convince yourself you're dying. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @GoolsbyRebecca TBH I needed to get up... Thank you! Just be my alarm clock everyday! 😉 😘 😘 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gordon Brown : passion of his youth combined with wisdom of experience. Electrifying and literally awesome. #nothanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @gos75 Hahaha! I'm going to miss hearing about the yes & no campaigns when it's over #Not #Boring #sarcasm TrainSen 1 gosh i hate but love him so much. jerk #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gosh I just love Mondays! #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 gosh I LOVE SCHOOL. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 GOSSIP GIRL IS NOT JUST FOR GIRLS. GUYS CAN ENJOY THE SHIT OUT OF IT TOO. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gossip Girl taught me two things :1. Always dress to kill 2. Don't settle for anyone less than Chuck Bass #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Got 19/20 in my orr for my chem lab yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Got 2 hours of sleep and I think I have strep, oh and I have 8 1/2 hours of clinical today.. Happy Tuesday. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Got a 50 on my first bio exam. It looks like this is gonna be a promising semester. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Got a 61 on my test but Drake told me to flip the 6 to a 9 so now I got a 91. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Got a Chemistry midterm tonight and I haven't studied yet 😁 this should be fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Got a half hour of sleep, it's like I'm in highschool all over again before I took sleeping meds #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Got a kick out of a magazine called Healthy Living following me. As anyone who knows me can attest, I am picture of healthy living. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 go talk to ya other hoes " - a girl in love with u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Got all the way downtown to realize I left the memory card for my camera in the computer lab. Yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Got an 85% on my mid-mod algebra exam and I think that's the best grade I've gotten on a test in all my 3 years at llcc #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Got an email from urban outfitters saying " you'd be surprised how things have changed " well unless it's your prices I'm not interested #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Got at 6 $20 was told it would take 1 hour 44 minutes. I'm ok with that. It's 9:14 and they told me the order was canceled. Thanks. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Got class in the morning, I should go to sleep #not #yolotingz #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Got cut off from Destiny loss last night proper hampered my leveling up. Id be like 40 if that hasn't happened instead of 11. #truestory #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Got fired from Bath and Body Works. Apparently coming up behind customers & whispering, " it puts the lotion in the basket, " is frowned upon. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Gothalion that just happened to me as well yay Tampa! I was like is it pouring or did j drink more than 2? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Gotham YAY for awkward elevator moment into a killing moment #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Got home from school so late and have so much homework to do but it was SO worth it because the decorations came out awesome 🏈 #powderpuff #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Got in bed to realise I've only shaved one leg peak #sarcasm TrainSen 1 got loads of shit to do #funday #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 got mad and stormed into my room and now I'm blasting one direction so yeah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_GotMeHawt me to can't wait to graduate 1 more year after this 😩 class of 2017 😜 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Got my ass kicked by @kenziepost22 this week. S/O to Doug Martin for his spine injury, you the real MVP. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Got my mom her most favorite thing for her birthday. Disappointment. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 got my phone fixed about a week ago, dropped it once & it's cracked & the backs literally falling off. #notworth160dollars #sarcasm TrainSen 1 got Noah his favorite snacks at Walmart today, and I'm fixing him dinner and cheesecake tomorrow night #imthebest 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Go to college they said. It'll be fun they said... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Go to EDCLV this year with my class or wait till I'm 21... it's such a hard decision to make man #sarcasm TrainSen 1 got out of the shower and realized I only shaved one leg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 got out to shower to realize I shaved one leg but not the other. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Got sent home cause I was literally 30 seconds late for work #notcomplaining #dayoff #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Got some desks moving today to? Thanks to @RheidolFC for doing the hard work while others work at sea #yeahright #excitingnews #newspace #sarcasm TrainSen 1 got some relationship advices from Flo, I think I'm ready. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta admire people who drive with one hand holding on to a mattress tied to the roof. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta be realistic #SarcasticTweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta call from " Amy " a recording. I gotta free cruse to Hawaii.. Who believes Amy? #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ;-; gotta get up at 4am again. I love the training in the new department but getting up that early blows so much #sarcasm TrainSen 1 gotta go the whole weekend with out seeing my boyfriend, it's really gonna suck. I miss him already and he just left. 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta Go To The Bank During My Lunch Break, Then Go Buy Rhy (&) Khar Boots #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @gottahavefaitth yeah but you were blasting me on Twitter for them so I thought id put that out there 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta love 3 hour classes... #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta love 9 and a half hour days #not #bagged #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta love a free shift drink every time I work #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta love a good ol ' transfer case leak right? #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta love being lied to by your 'buddy ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta love being sick. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta love being up early on a Saturday 😈 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta love being up early. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta love being wide awake at 4. 45am #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta love getting drunk dialed #not #iwillgetpayback #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta love getting up early on your two days off and doing harder work then normal without bieng paid #unreal #thebest #sarcasm TrainSen 1 GOTTA LOVE GREEN BAY! #HEART #DEFENSE #YEAH I AM #BIASED #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta love having 9 - 6 days #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta love having a college class where you start the day doing secret handshakes with everybody #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta love meetings really early in the morning. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta love Mondays #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta love Mondays... #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta love my parents' logic 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 gotta love practices where u get yelled at for no reason 😀 @ClarissaJarrell #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta love spending lunch break queuing at the bank #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta love that IOS 8 deletes your photos... 😡 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta love the 8am morning class! #not But I'm done for the day now! #win #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta love them lies! #not #jk #lies #oitnb #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta love these jerks 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta love the smell of a freshly combined skunk #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta love those turkeys at the hospital #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta love walking into geometry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta love when someone spills the whole bong on your new carpet and your room smells like dirty bong water! #winning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta love working till 5 am on a 15 hour shift #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta study for a quiz tonight, start a lab report and finish a coding assignment tonight. I ain't tryna do any of that tho #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gotta take my brother to the cinema today ^__ ^ #WhatJoy #SocialSuicideEtc #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Got the day off on thanksgiving and I'm not working Black Friday until 5:15pm. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Got the unfollow from Tyler reed really hurt my feelings #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 got the worst half cold thing where I keep going to sneeze and not sneezing which is so unfair because I love sneezing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Got to love doctors! They are late for the appointment then they give you the bum's rush out the door! @LakesideCommunityHealthcare #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Got to love getting yelled at for an hour straight because I couldn't get the dive down #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Got to love homework #sarcasm #homework #NoMore #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Got to love it when my sister goes on my instagram and likes randomers pictures. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Got to write an essay tomorrow before English. This should be fun #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Got wet on your way to work/school? Could be worse... you could be Elliot. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @GPat86 #sarcastic lol nothing good abt Mondays - bed was too comfy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Grabbing a random kid by the shoulders and screaming, " I'm you from the future! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Grab your thunder buddy and say fuck you thunder, you can suck my dick. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_graceexo need u n Jord to come home asap bc NO FOOD #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Grammar : The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Grandma always said kill 'em with kindness... and then strip on live national tv. Lol. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 grandma : do u have a boyfriend? me : not in this economy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 grandma : DO YOU WANT AN APPLE me : no thanks grandma grandma : HERES YOUR APPLE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Grandmas Smoking Weed for the First Time. I Can't Stop Laughing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 grandma : you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya! me : grandma you're like 80 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Granny turned down wine because " I've been drinking too much lately " has had two glasses of wine this week... #lol #alcoholic #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gravity got another piece of my ego this morning #grace #yeahright #stairsareruthless #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Grcc want me to be on they Dance Team Lmfao #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Greaaaaaat! Jus wat we need RT " @SAfmnews : The drought in the United States is likely to push food up prices in South Africa. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great 4 the spanish guys from netsports #SWGoldCoast #GSB2015 luv the mission - make it easier for busy adults to get involved in sports. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great 5 minute conversation with ya... #not 😑👋 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great advice from our friend and #melanoma survivor @rachelncruz on what to expect during a #skincheck! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great article : One comment : Capitalism is an economic system in the PRIVATE sector, not a form of government. By #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great attendance for a division title clinching game #Not @Orioles you should be ashamed. Rogers centre would be sold out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 great day #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @GreatDetective0 Just Paris, and just for a few days. Then on to Italy for a few weeks/months. #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great direction/editing on that exploded car. The direction of this episode has reset the bar for the show in my opinion. #TheLibrarians #sarcasm TrainSen 1 great double XP weekend right when i have my exam week frikin awsome #sarcasm TrainSen 1 GREAT ending to Finding Carter! #not 😾 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great example of a tornado lookalike. Rain shaft made me do a double take in the edit bay. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great extra credit question on a test. How many days have you been alive. Can you get it right? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great first day back #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great friend you are #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great have to drive in this rain 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great hearing students cheer as they come out of their last exam for the year @Sydney_Uni @USydFHS #jealous #enjoy #charlesperkinscentre #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great helper when you're trying type in front of the tele... #not #imacatandwillsleepwhereiwant #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great. I can't sleep. @DanaIM5 are you still tweeting people? If you are let me know cause I have a very important question for you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great info on Eng Writing Briefs from BOSTES at #ETAPD. No justification for the addition of troubling (my word ) exam in Ext 2 tho #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great. It's 1:30 in the morning and I can't sleep and I found the hidden candy stash. Why didn't you stop me? You saw what was happening. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great Job Opportunity : Student Exam Proctors - 3 week part time assignment in Downers Grove, IL #job #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great @JonSavage1966 interview on @BBCRadMac right here : #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great my fan exploded 😑😫 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great news we've got Childs reffing us again on Friday... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great night.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great person you are. 😂 #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great piece about the Coast Guard's busy drug mission : #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great quote from a client today, " CFOs are paranoid while things are good and when things go bad they get busy. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great she single! #not clear || disregard #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great start to my day ☺️ #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great time to get sick #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great tip! " Once you finish decorating, take a photograph to document the display and store the picture with #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great tips from the @discerningcyc on SURVIVING WINTER WEATHER on the bike : #NorthantsHour #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great to fill up the chapel for The Man Whose Mind Exploded - documentary feature of the London Fields Film Festival #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @GreatTogether14 An artist render of the world on Friday the 19th in the event of a #YesVote. #YeahRight #VoteYes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 great to get new followers today! hoping to hit 100 by Friday :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great to see #AFC as busy as ever in the transfer window #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great to see Arby's doing their bit to tackle obesity in America. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great to see this much-needed rain. We could actually end the month with around 2 "... 50% of normal. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great vibe here at @manifoldspace We've arrived with the rain and its 60 mins until lift off #SWTaranaki #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great was going Christmas shopping this weekend and it's supposed to be pouring rain. 😳 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great way to end the day #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great way to find something out through Facebook... #perfect #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great way to start my morning by failing a statistic quiz! #NOT good thing we have 3 drop quizzes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great way to start off my morning #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great way to start the morning by dumping makeup all over myself! #woohoo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great weather for practice #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great week going. Braves most likely eliminated & high stress. It's only just now Wednesday. #goodtimes #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #GreatWhiteHope I love how JJ Watt's comments are being ignored and Dalton's response is being talked about more #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Great year 10 parents evening tonight. Proud of all my students. Don't forget exam question practice tomorrow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Greek and Italian literature is actually really interesting and I love it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @greyson_r_2 @badluckyla you had potential to be great but I think you might be a busy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Grinding on BO3 this weekend, still thinking about live streaming though cuz I suck dick XD #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Growing up is stressful as fuck! #thankshighschool #not #fuckplanningclass #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn't a lot of money #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Grow the fuck up 😂 #OhWowYourCool #Not 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @GSawision @Princess__Chica @nannystatehate well then she has no place in politics #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @guardian It's become stifling to even see these headlines. Reminds me of Poltergeist where people are sucked into a space of white noise. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @guardian lol, when will you stop with the propaganda BS, we know your paid by #SorosLeak at least try to pretend your on no-ones side #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @guardian Obama was pleased to hear that portion of the Baton Rouge Golf Course would be available. He didn't want to waste his time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @guardian That's globalisation for you. Making the fat cats stinking rich and the poor even poorer than dirt and we feed the monster. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @guardian why do t U talk about pakistan blast?have U been told to become blind about it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Guess I'll attempt to sleep again #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Guess I'll be making use of the Bay this weekend. I'd have streamed it on Spotify, but nooooooo. Gonna suck to be Adele this time around. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Guess I'll get knocked up, take off my shoes, and head for the kitchen the way the mens want me to. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Guess I'll study Art Appreciation some more & write my Ethics papers! Oh how fun! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Guess I'm not the first school governor to bring a Robot and a @RideOnewheel to a schools & careers fair @SkillsLondon @LDEUTC Wait, I am? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Guess I should pay more attention to the news. I thought it was NASA listening to our calls from outer space. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 guess it was a great day to wear sandals #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Guess who's excited to wake up at 8 am tomorrow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Guess who's failing algebra! Best day of my life! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 guess who's gonna be losing sleep tonight because jimmy kimmel has to come on so late #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Guest : do you have a bathroom? Me : no we just shit on the floor. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @gulliblemely forreal? Dont play & nothing like a mac lipstick cant fix #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @GumOnMyShoeBook Just seen this! Yeah I met u at my lil stint working for Nero ☺️ I'm full of cold, blasting my music and will snooze too #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gunna be hard getting up early in the morning when I love my bed so much 😌 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 guren : good work today yuu : thanks dad guren :... yuu : i fucked up i fucked up so bad and i'm going to hell #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Gutting that I'm working Saturday and it's meant to be my day off #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Guy at the next table is way too excited about the prospect of his ex-girlfriend hurting after their break up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Guy I'm actually really jealous of your half ton with a 6 inch lift and chrome rims #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Guys guys guys guess who didn't get paid for the 3rd month running? O yes that would be me love working for free what I live for #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Guys, if she says she's crazy, she's harmless. The real crazy ones never give you a damn clue. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Guys I have a lab due tonight, a project due Monday, and a 2000 word essay due next week and I haven't done any of them YAY COLLEGE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Guys. I made the smoke detector go off and the fire marshal came 30 minutes later #Couldbedead #not #butcouldbe #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Guys, I'm literally so out of shape, internet explorer could probably run faster than me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Guys just want a virgin porn star and girls just want a dangerous safe guy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Guys really do enjoy being called daddy 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Guys : Uses love to get sex. Girls : Uses sex to get love. Me : Uses coupons to get pizza. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 guys who are 6 ft and over like wow are okay you okay up there god bless #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Guys with a crip in their step... let me tell you. So sexy #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Guys, you can not be out here 18 + without a license or without knowing how to drive. That's a no no. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 guy : talk dirty to me me : the ocean is filled with plastic and sewage and the coral reef will be dead in 20 years because of the filth #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @gwendabird wanna go for a fag at 2 before class? I need to chat x #sarcasm TrainSen 1 H2T tomorrow got me so nervous #nursingstudentproblems 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hacked by you sister Gina, next time you should not leave the computer on, and logged into your twitter account. ;) #not smart #love you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HackswithHaggs Such a fluke injury. Nothing put a love tap from Belesky. That same play happens 10 times every shift. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 had a crazy ass day at work now I gotta babysit... Go to class and then the gymmmm deff gonna pass out when I get home I cannot wait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Had a dream I listened to the U2 album in my iTunes. #lol #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Had a dream last night where I was searching for something on Google. Even my subconscious has given up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Had a fire alarm this morning at school on the wet field! 😒 ✌ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Had a half hour nap at half 8, now it's 10:45 and I can't get to sleep 😔 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Had a nice naptime with @NataliePolaskey today #partyinmybedroom #not #werelosers #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Had a record four shots tonight. I know, I'm such a pro. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 had a suprise maths test today in finance i was so pleased about that #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Had a sweet heart to heart on the phone with @Agbaseball23 today... #not #hesstillmean #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Had a weigh in with all our gear, I'm pushing a solid 260 pounds with all my gear on. #gainsongains #NOT #itsucks #badknees #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Had dinner, packed lunch for tomorrow, got an outfit ready, showered and got in bed. Wow, adult life is so cool #not #butimsotired #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Had fun after school chillin wit tiffy, excuse our ratchet wet hair bcuzz the rain #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Had insomnia for years. Less than 5 hours used to kill me. Now 3 -4 hrs a night I can handle, but 2 half hour sleep times yesterday? Killer! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HadleyAsdjfkl I would if I wasn't stuck babysitting #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Had plans to go to Domo party, but I'm stuck babysitting 😒 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Had such a good day at clinicals today.. I truly love what I do #sarcasm TrainSen 1 had such a productive evening #not #jloonrepeat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 had to go upstairs and hit the neighbor's door with my skateboard to get their pet elephants to stop dancing on the hardwood #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Had work late and got hoed on plans last night was greatttt! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Haha autocorrect at it's finest. My mom just meant to send me " i love you " but it came out as " you're a disgrace to this family " wait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Haha getting pushed into a locker an getting a helmet dropped on is seriously the best.! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 HAHAHA can't wait to run the Living History Farms race the morning after this 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hahahaha ha " gordon brown is saying you've got the best of both worlds " Scotland have been offered home rule... what a vast difference! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 hahahahah saka injections pa and with side effects in menstruation gahd and girls jus wanna hav fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hahaha I hate everyone and today sucks. 😅 Everyone please, don't ask me what's wrong all at once. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hahaha I love people who lie, cheat, and who are fake. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 hahaha so surprised in the amount of effort put into that game #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 haha i love eunha's bio. im gonna change mine to sneeze. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 haha love being pushed in the middle of your parents arguments and then feelin like complete shit in the end & crying ur eyes out #goals #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Haha Victoria always on her A game. Telling Derrick " there's no question -I'll be beating you guys in the first comp! " #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Haha whoever made this was preaching #not #thot call me a #thot if you want to #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Haha wow it's amazing how some seniors can leave after fourth period #jealous? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ha ha yes - I recognise them all now. The same mob of crooks, thugs and misfits! " @Monster58384887: @garagal : #ThatsOurCFMEU #SoProud #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 HA, I have strep throat... Cool. Good thing my voice is my instrument. #sarcastictweet #musicmajorprobs 😒 😷 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Hailee_Payne I hope you're having a great day off! thanks for always making me smile! love ya sista #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @hailey_kirkxo I knew your dark hair would look so good 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hairdresser : do you like it? Me : yes thank you goes home and cries #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hair why rain now. Wanna go makan leh. And drop by the uni awhile #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hakuna Ma'Vodka It means no memories for the rest of your night #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Half way there! #not turn around back to the docks #fml #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @hallettwx great, good luck on the exam #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hanging out with dad at work is fantastic #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hanging with old friends and having those " remember when we... " moments. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 hang out with people who make the best out of every situation! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @hannah_bronson it's always awesome when I don't know the answer to his homework #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @hannahh_7513 no its not really 😂 but I got better things to do than this so have fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HannahKinney7 that's not what you told me that one weekend. Rain check for next weekend. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HannahWeber413 I'm honored, thanks for give me a run for my money this year... @Taylogang15 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @hanyaukuu I yelled at Moby'MOBY I LOVE YOUR SHIT ' in the Lassens parking lot. Magic happens at that spot man #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Happened to me today #yeahright #upayattention #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Happiness is a day off work. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 happiness is... not having to set the alarm clock for the next day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Happiness is realizing you can have as many drinks as you want cause you're not driving #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Happy 1 year! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Happy 21 months together LOL #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Happy 6 months to me ♡ #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Happy again #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 happy bday brynlee can't wait to babysit you & justin Bieber! love you crazy girl @BrynRasner #sarcasm TrainSen 1 happy bday @paytonrussell_ love u and our geometry class 😉 cya at lunch girl 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Happy birthday best friend! Geometry would most definitely not be the same without you! love you! @ColeLambrigger #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Happy birthday @gracie_tedder! Hope it was great and throwback to this wonderful project! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 HAPPY BIRTHDAY @KateMansi! I have the perfect Bday beverage for your cup... #Not Milk #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Happy birthday to me... #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 happy birthday to my best friend! can't wait to plan class reunions w u for the next few decades @benom3_ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BFF @GodoyoMega thanks for loving mexican food as much as me & for getting yelled at for Bailey's throw. LOVE YOU BAE ❤ ❤ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Happy finals! #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Happy first day of summer! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Happy freaking Wednesday to me... #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Happy Friday 13th!!! #SarcasticTweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Happy Friday #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Happy fucking june #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Happy fucking Monday to me! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Happy go lucky #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Happy Monday everyone!.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #happymonday #NOT 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 HAPPY MONDAY #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Happy Pills #funny #humor #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Happy sad about break because yay no classes but nay how do I pack for 10 days #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Happy summer to me #sarcasm 😖 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Happy summer vacay 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Happy sunday #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Happy to be at work #not 😒😡 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HardcoreHolly13 oh yeah I did see those. I may have to give it a try. 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hardcore Jammin ' in the truck today with mom while behind a tractor & seeing all of the confused/irritated drivers enjoying the show. ☺️ #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hardest thing to answer : Describe yourself. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hardly any sleep due to me wanting to be great? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hard not to smile and enjoy this friday mashup #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hard working women who love to have fun on the side #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @harmo_L thank heavens woman aren't though #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Harrisdiver Bet they were hard at work on it as well #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Harry Potter fans : I wanna go to Hogwarts. Narnia fans : I wanna go to Narnia. Hunger Games fans : Nope I'm good. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Harry_Styles if i could fly is amazing. thank you for all the hard work. love you xx #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Harry_Styles You're a talented & great singer, I'm sure you're being the same as actor. I support & love you as always. Follow me? ♥ —149, 612 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @haruicih but not really for fun because im being forced too but i dont mind #sarcasm TrainSen 1 has a fever : i'm ok coughs out lungs : i'm ok throat on fire : i'm ok is hungry : death, despair and chaos has entered my life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 has anyone else's life been really off lately or is it just me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 has anyone seen my bed? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Has Scotland got any oil? No one really mentions it?! #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hate being around oomf and her perfect relationship 😩 buuuut in happy for her #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hate feeling like this #not #fair #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can't see them, then right when you walk by them, they're quiet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 hate the phrase " drunk words speak a sober mind " drunk me has a completely different agenda than sober me like i don't even really know her #sarcasm TrainSen 1 hate when I first meet someone and I'm all shy and awkward like this not me I swear just wait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @hatxiu GOOD MORNING MY LOVE I HOPE YOU SLEPT WELL AND WOKE UP WITH A SMILE ILY #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Have 2 9am starts this year and I'm in literally everyday #notgoing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Have 2 test tomorrow. What am I doing? Cleaning out my room. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Have a geometry test, sports med 2 test, and a spanish test :-)))))))))) love life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Have Ah Jawn Come Over And Don't Even Attempt To Back Ya Hammer Out... Cuz The Xan Got Both Y'all Sleep! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Have allergies and love animals? 3 ways to choose a #pet in an allergy #house! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Have almost never not been body checked by security at the airport #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Have an awesome Thursday, don't forget to tell people you love them, finish your homework, take a tech break, donate to something, learn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Have a nice weekend Floral in the rain #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Have a small test in the morning for a potential job, so everyone plz keep me in your thoughts. #excited #nervous #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Have a test in both my college classes tomorrow and I'm 98% not prepared for them. Yay. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Have been followed by SkinnyGirlGuide & The Skinny Girl.. Have I missed something?! Maybe my face looks skinny? #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Have like no food all day, come home to no food in the house and now I have to go training on an empty stomach... Luv it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 have no regrets except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Haven't been able to sleep, so I've been playing Words With Friends and Angry Birds all night. What a thrilling life I lead. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 haven't been to some classes in like 3 weeks but ya mom i love learning of course i work hard don't evn worry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Haven't even gone to work yet today but I'm already looking forward to not being in work 2m #ilovemyjob #not #sorrynotsorry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 haven't felt pure joy in so long until Brooks asked me to give him his high school class ring next month 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Haven't had motivation to do homework since the first day of school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 haven't heard of you in a long time " Yeah maybe because you didn't text me? asshole #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Haven't seen last week's ep yet & waking early to make doctors app for my jaw so getting some 😴 Enjoy the ep everyone. SwanQueen is real! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Have the GOAT's of schedules next semester. 4 classes on T/Th, no classes on Fridays and only golf on M/W #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Have to get a stress test when I go see my new endocrinologist which is making me more stressed #great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Have to get blood work done this morning #yay #bestwaytostarttheday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 have to leave for work in 3 hours.. good thing I've gotten plenty of sleep #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Have to sit in a room by myself for 8 hours and do school work online. Yay. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Have to try on suits all day for a wedding, fun. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 have to wait since I cannot ever make decisions... #toplus or #not to plus ahh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Have u ever loved someone so much that u wanted to keep them hidden from the world & all to yourself? Apparently that is called kidnapping #sarcasm TrainSen 1 have u ever met the human version of a period cramp #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Have you ever been so cool that the only way you know how to park your car is by backing it into a parking spot? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Have you ever been so stoned for 5 days straight and then stop and still feel stoned 4 days after stopping. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Have you ever got a bill so high you try to put it in the light to see if it would change? " Hold up wait a minute " *check bill in the light * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 have you ever just stopped and realized that if you hadn't met a certain person, your entire life would be completely different #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Have you ever noticed that the texts you're trying to cancel always send faster than regular texts? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 have you ever really wanted to ask a question, but you didn't because you knew in your heart that you wouldn't be able to handle the answer? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 have you ever stalked someone so hard you ended up on their brothers roommates cousins sisters page #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Have you ever wanted to meet yourself and see yourself from someone else's point of view? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Have you heard that today is Word Toilet Day? Can't wait for history to flush these outrageous crackpots #PrayforUSA #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Have you no shame? Because I have plenty extra if you need some. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HavFath fuck you bitch you don't know me. I'll be glad when you STFU talking to me 😘☺️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Having a boyfriend or girlfriend who is also your best friend is the greatest thing in the world. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Having a cracking day at work #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Having a day off after working for ten days straight makes me want to cry of happy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Having a discussion about the word clunge with my M. D & manager.. anyone would think where I work is a normal office.. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Having a driving license without a car is the best #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Having a girl like me.. Im a handful & will get u mad like crazy but theres no one in the world who will love & take care of u like me tho #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Having a good heart can put you in some fucked up situations " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Having a guy break down and cry on you is one of the most heart breaking things ever #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Having a mohawk used to mean you were tough. Now it means you're a 3 year-old with annoying parents. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 having an ex on social media is so annoying. you tweet " i love bacon " and he gonna throw a sub like " only stupid hoes love bacon. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Having an unusual allergies and getting told " oh you will be alright " Yeah I'll be alright covered in hives 😒 seriously #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Having chemistry ever day is going to be soo much fun!? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Having class from 2:30 -7... Such a good time! 😄 #NOT #ih8tuesdays #sarcasm TrainSen 1 having emotions is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 having fun in English lab #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 having late night talks about furniture and decor for our first flat... (That we'll hopefully move into within the next year ) 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 having like 3 friends is all fun and games until they're all busy and you have nothing to do #sarcasm TrainSen 1 having long hair is the most annoying and wonderful thing ever #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Having nobody to cake with #Sarcasm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Having no classes on fridays is like a breath of fresh air 😌 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Having nonstop arguments but we dont care. We love each other. 3 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Having no power is great... Especially when my phones on 15% and I need the dryer to work so I have clothes for work tomorrow.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Having one of my favorite things for lunch today. Hope my roomie doesn't change their mind about fixing it. Looking forward to it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Having sex is like vacuuming ; Hopefully it's loud, involves lots of sucking, and it's best if you do it often in every room of the house. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Having soo much fun doing homework right now -_- #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Having such a great day #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Having to be at the school tomorrow at 6:45. Yay me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Having to change a fire alarm thing tonight with my mom is a perfect example of why we need a dad in our house ): #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Having to Google the meaning of at least one word per page of the book I'm reading #ThinkIAmClever #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Having to go to college today to enroll for the second time #funtimes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Having to pace back and forth due to the revolving sprinklers #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Having to wait till next year to re-sit my driving test #great! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Having to wear a life jacket in public because you're drowning in all the bitches. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hawaii is a great place to live if you hate being eligible for contests. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HawkyPuck9513 is so happy right now #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @hazirahkamsani wait what class are you in? Why do you need to write about Titanic? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HazzaJacobs the sneeze photo cheers boss much love 💙 see you tomorrow! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 HBD ugly jonathong! thanks for always being there to piss me off and insult me 😷 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @hboulware And we can all agree that " absolutes " are a reasonable and a sound strategy for living one's life. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @hdallain Trying not to get burnt out before I can play with friends. It's super fun though. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @hdembray06 oh even better then! #Not 😑Let me know when a game is close and I'll come watch! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Headaches are so enjoyable #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Headed to the dentist for the first time in about 10 years. This should be fun #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Heading to the south west and surprise surprise it's raining ☄ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Head is still pounding.. Work is going to be great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @headsdesignz I saw it. Frankly seems weak but I really don't care. #ohnomyworldisover #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 He ain't even cute. #Cute #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Health club on a hot day, smells something like hell maybe! 😷 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Health Update : Doctors say it's not looking too good, my health is really deteriorating. Need your love #sarcasm TrainSen 1 He always worried bout what i am doing but claim he happy. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Heaping pile of dishes for me to look forward to when i get home #livingthelife #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Heard a song that starts with " I love you like a fat kid loves food " #howromantic #not #stopwritingsongs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Heard this weekend the reason we don't have rain, because #zuma didn't put tender out for rain, bcause there is no money left after #nkandla #sarcasm TrainSen 1 hearing my own voice on video makes me want to apologize to every single person ive talked to like im really sorry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hearing noises when you're home alone and just accepting the fact that you're gonna die. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 hearing people chew is seriously the worst sound in the world #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hearing that it snowed makes me want to snowboard so bad. #cantwait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hearing things #notgood thank god for #crocs my feet r a bloody - literally - mess #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hearing your favorite song on the radio is more exciting than on your iPod. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hear @ITechnicolour's " We Are Losing Sleep " from the stoner-metal band's impressive EP. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Heart : *beats faster for no apparent reason* Me : am I getting anxiety or am I dying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 heat not working in my car makes mornings that much more enjoyable #sarcasm TrainSen 1 he cares 😂 😂 😂 😂 #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @heffner_q thank you for making my life worth living. I never thought I'd read those words from you. God gone bless ya. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 He flooded her thoughts every second of everyday. And she didn't know how to swim but that was okay. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 hehe I figured this out last night I love 360 videos (tip don't move around just use your finger to move around! ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Heisenberger_ oh we can see the yay pouring out of you. 😝 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 HE IS SO CUTE AND DUMB I LOVE HIM #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Helen_Wood86 realy getin sick to the back teeth with people saying you're a #bully ur #not I know what bullying is as I've been bullyed xxx #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Hellcutter993 I'm the most excited, I promise, that 40 hour timer is hurting me too xD #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hell hath no fury like that of a woman who poured her soul into an 8 paragraph text and your only reply was " Ok " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hello Darling @Eminem I'm A Female Business Lady From Cambridge #UK PLUS Rapper #NOT A Slapper... Can I Get A Follow Back Please KING :-) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 hello I only just woke up because timezones suck and I had a big weekend but who wants AMA streaming links yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hello is this HP? I'd like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet and you sent me a printer. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 hello modelling agency? yeah my selfie just got 34 likes i think i'm ready to go pro #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hello nightmares, I missed you #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 hello yeah i just woke up and i decided to be productive today so here the fuck i am cleaning my room while eating #sarcasm TrainSen 1 hell yeah thats our room that you here that JB blasting out of #sarcasm TrainSen 1 he looked like a potato shoved into jeans " An example of songwriting at its finest. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Help for SO's butt #sarcasm TrainSen 1 HELP IM STUCK BABYSITTING AND IM BEING FORCED TO WATCH MINIONS THIS IS TORTURE SEND HELP #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Help im stuck babysitting this baby i just wanted to study japanese #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Helping me with my homework through the phone. Youre awesome. 😚 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Help me help you help myself help you think you're helping yourself but you're really helping me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Help your friends diet by replacing the light in their fridge with an air horn. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @henry__moreno @thatcarter_4 yeah now that's a lie #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @henshawj haha well im in bed now! #hardcore #not #sorry #not #sorry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @henshinlark123 [*cough*] 13577 continues to look for any additional problems, then she decides to wait for a response from the [cut ] #sarcasm TrainSen 1 he older I get the more picky I become about who I allow to come close to me. I'm nice & all but I only claim few people as friends. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Her :911, what's your emerge - Me : SOMEONE'S WEARING CROCS! Her : Sir, that's not an em - Me : WITH A FANNY PACK! Her : I'll send an officer. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Her body and good looks won't raise children, her mind and intellect will. Choose wisely. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 her eardrum. Then, her foot just happened to get caught in a puddle of thick mud that didn't want to -- #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Here I am chilling on my bed and thinking oh no school tomorrow sweet, but oh wait THERE IS SCHOOL TOMORROW FML. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 here is to going into the middle of the ocean #yeah #goingtodie #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Here's an allergy Pleximony! I love How many different things Plexus can help! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 here's a nice guy in Birmingham threatening us #sarcasm TrainSen 1 here's a poem abt my love mingyu is so cute he makes me want to puke but i mean that in a good way what the fuck this is so gay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Here's hoping for a good nights sleep. #YeahRight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Here's how lonely I am : I just looked out the living room window and yelled out " I love you! " to a car as it drove past my house. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Here's the headline - these SouthernBaptists jerks wld LOVE to save $ & have souls condemned to hell be brought here #sarcasm TrainSen 1 here's to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store #sarcasm TrainSen 1 heres to everyone whose name is never on those cool key chains #sarcasm TrainSen 1 heres to everyone whose names arent on those cool little keychains #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Her : Hi, I'm Jane Me : I'm Christopher, but everyone calls me Dick for short. Her : How do you get Dick from Christopher? Me : You Ask nicely. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 her mum looks fresh of the boat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Hertfordinf visitor to brighton, much impressed, very wet Saturday night that you had come into school and put up the french flag. thanks. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Hertz really? I have to take time out of my holiday to sort this? Surely in this day and age you should be able to access my info!? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 He's gay " cool. " She sleeps around " cool. " He's a virgin " cool. It isn't my business so I don't care #sarcasm TrainSen 1 He's genuinely threatening. It's a nice change from " meanie wants McGuffin to make a laser come out of portal because they are super angry. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 he's got blood poisoning in his arm from an infection. Might have to operate, waiting for doc. Silly sausage. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 He's one of those good locker room guys coaches love. Just enough talent left to hang around, knows all the plays inside/out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 HE SOUNDS SO FUCKIKG GOOD MY HEART IS BURSTING OUT MY MY CHEST FUCKF #sarcasm TrainSen 1 He's said he had to wait for her to finish class 😑 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 He's so cool. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 he's so cute and dumb at the same time but in a such a cute way omg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 He's so happy #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 He's so happy to be here #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 He was a doctor of law at Peking University in the same place waiting for 30 years to wait for his girlfriend back #sarcasm TrainSen 1 He will defiantly learn his lesson. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 hey " *2 hours later* " hey " No it's too late, I don't wanna talk to you anymore. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 hey bitch, yeah you. I found your nose. It was in my business again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hey Blockbuster, remember when I said you'd never see that $3. 50 late fee? I win. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hey can you please never talk to me again its for a school project #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hey come with me to the store. " " NO! " " I'll buy you something. " " Ok #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hey @CornellRAmerson working on turning this #book into a #play, thanks for the honor and challenge #not a #starving #artist but a #hungry 1 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hey couples on Facebook that share an account, so which one of you got caught having an cheating? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hey Dog Walkers, technically, that dog can walk on its own. What it can't do is pick up it's own poop. You're just a poop collector. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hey excuse me I just want to point something out, there's something on your butt. My eyes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hey, girl at the gym that keeps moving to the opposite corner every time I get on the machine next to you, yes, I feel the chemistry too. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hey girl that makeup is really covering up those hickeys on your neck... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hey Google... Do you wanna sit next to me during finals? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 hey guys! my insta got hacked and i was hoping u could follow me on there follow spree when i hit 200 on there! 😚 😚 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hey guys stop cluttering up my feed with @JacobWhitesides vines... I am missing out on important news. #Not #firstworldproblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hey guys, women prefer the strong, silent type. So next time you go to the gym, try and shut the f *ck up about it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 hey heres a cool concept : treat the people that r important to u... like they r... important to u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hey here's the fun fact of the night from me : I got kicked out of my house and I just burnt my hand and might have to go to the hospital :-) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hey " " Hey " " How are you " " Good you " " Good " " What are you doing " " Nothing you " " Nothing " Retweet if you hate convos like this! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hey hi um yes bus drivers? Yeah I need to get to class so if you could quit fucking around that'd be super fantastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hey, how long are you supposed to chase someone after they steal your wallet? Cause I'm getting tired of running and he's catching up to me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hey, if you stay really quiet and listen very, very closely, you can hear the beautiful sound of you shutting the fuck up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 hey I'm in school hella rad #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 hey im sorry i cant hang out, i dont want to #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hey, I sure missed my temples and eye sockets stinging this bad because of staring at screens all day doing essays and projects! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hey it's time to get all cocky! #haverespect #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HeyKristaRae We missed ya! I'm glad your week going well! Yay! I'm good! Super tired and looking forward to the weekend for sure! :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hey Madison. Can you please stalk me too? 😪 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 hey mom can i - " no no no no no no \_ no no no no no no #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hey mom, I did really well this semester. In fact, I was thinking about taking all the classes again in the fall #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hey mom. " " WHAT?! " " Never mind you're in a bad mood. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hey NSA, I accidentally deleted an email. Can I get you to forward me your copy? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 He you and your boy friend got the same hair color, length, frizzy ness awe soo fucking cute #not ✋ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hey Seattle it's raining what a surprise? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hey @selenagomez I added you on @Snapchat i am #Veganjoker of @YouTube not ur average Joe like ur ex @justinbieber #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hey @tatadocomo, thanks a lot for providing resolution so quickly. Shall recommend you to my friends #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hey this might sound corny but you make me so horny #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hey @U2, how awkward is it that you literally can't give your album away? #ReturnToSender #nothanksbono #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HeyViolet i just left school yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hey whiny kids with iPhones : when I was your age, I played with a stick. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hey ya know wut really seems to work? Running from your problems! :D :D :D #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @hgtv why do they always argue on @LoveItorListIt? This show would be 500 times better if they didn't. #annoying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hi and bye! :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @hi_callmelaur I count on you to fav mine too #not 😹🙀 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @hi_callmelaur I count on you too #not ☝️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *hiding under blanket for hours* mom : what are you doing me : avoiding mom : avoiding what me : everything #sarcasm TrainSen 1 High 5's are a great way to slap people in the face by " accident " :p #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *High AF in a restaurant* Waitress : Would you like soup or salad? Me : What the f *ck is a super salad? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 High key hoping the weather cooperates next week so I can hit the fields with the Coldwater fam #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Highlight from @joshuarothman : " that people still say'metrosexual ' may be the biggest surprise " in #buttonedupbook #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Highly upset that my @tartecosmetics tartelette2 came all broken smh well looks like I'll be calling @ULTA_Beauty tomorrow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 High School : Did you study last night? Nah What did you get? 100 College : Did you study last night? For 11 Hours What did you get? A 48 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 High school has made me realize that you only need one best friend and like three close friends, because you realize how fake everyone is #sarcasm TrainSen 1 high school musical was my favorite thing as a child like who doesnt love to pop and lock and jam and break #sarcasm TrainSen 1 High school sports ; moments of pure joy. Click to hear interview : #volleyball #girlpower #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hi " " Hey " " Are you awake? " " No, I taught myself how to text in my sleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hi, I'm a girl. I run from guys that want to make me happy and fight for the ones that make me cry. basically. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hi I'm Justin Bieber I think im black and have for real swag but I post pictures of myself with no shirt for votes and idk. Oh. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 hi John, thanks for bringing this to my attention! Your account has now been canceled. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @hilariabaldwin People upset with a dressed up Mom feeding her child before going on a well-deserved night out? Are we living in the 50's? 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hilarious how I can't wake up Monday to Friday, but on weekends have insomnia so bad I can hear an ant cough in the back yard. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Hilarious_Idiot : " If only it were that easy 😒 #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 HILARIOUS PRANK : Create a system where people pay thousands of dollars to go to college, to get a job, to pay for having gone to college. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ;) hi Laundry. Ily. Your house is awesome. We gotta hang out more. Everytime i go to the park im always with you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton Always begging for money. It is always about how much money she can get. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton And still no tax returns, looks like he has less to hide with physical health than with financial health #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton crawl back in your hole and cough up another hair ball.. you disgust me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton - Crooked Hillary is actually busy tweeting nonsense between naps #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton cum on baby fuck bill I will eat the shit outta ur ass #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton Don't be fake Crooked Hillary you don't give a F about black people!!!!! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton Don't care about his taxes or color of shorts. Your health on the other hand is a concern. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton DT'campaign thrives on a reality the doesn't exist Ur campaign must make this clear to the American people. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton @FLOTUS This country has been going down for the last 8 years! We need change or our kids won't have a future. Vote Trump! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton @FLOTUS world focus is on this election sit (hillerys)that ti record of world womans ress get it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton @FLOTUS yes the ones who give her money to work on those issues. Not the ones we as Americans need #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton Get off my twitter feed you old hage. Go to a nursing home. Or better yet a jail cell you fucking criminal. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton Getting a blow job while your wife and kid are in the next room... #Deplorable #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton Go back to sleep like you did with Benghazi. Let the H be silent now as it was when Americans were murdered. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton grow the middle class you've never done that neither has Barack Obama those are just words to get someone's attention #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton HAle no I ain't voting for either of you, also I am not old enough lol XDDDdDd Vote Vader lol I love joking around #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton @Harlan @mike_pence Hillay, you don't mean that and we know it. I better be nice to you, you might have me killed if elected #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton He just wants to live rent-free in your head and your campaign, like Obama did with his birth certificate and hidden records #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton Hillary as sick as you appear to be with that cough, this lady will likely out live you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton Hillary is responsible for many many deaths and there is no room in my heart for empathy for her. She is pure EVIL #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton how Bout a list of all the businesses that paid to play with the Clintons? Silly me that would take up too much paper.. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton how can you be proud of a liar cheat and killer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton how fixing this day light saving time bs fix to a set time for ever please #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton How many women have the Clinton's abused? So many that we cannot even count #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton I am closing my business to go and help my people. Maybe they will kill me and kill my animals? either way,I will fight! STOP #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton if Hillary becomes president, I'm moving to Benghazi, at least I know I won't be bothered there #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton If you get elected you can pay off the debt by garnishing the checks of men who call women bitches and hoes on social media. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton I love these propaganda videos. Makes me wanna hate the US government even more. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton I love this I can't wait to be part of your history #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton i might listen 2 u when u r for Americans as much as ur 4 illegals aliens n terrorist. But u aren't. So i wont hear u. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton in November we won't have to imagine it! It will be a reality #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton isn't healthy enough to be #POTUS! Her goons are trying to strong arm the media into not speaking of it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton Is this supposed to be " profound "? And what is up with your goofy eyes? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton It's ok for blacks to say they are ALL persecuted... but not ok for @therealdonaldtrump to agree? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton it was your people who bowed and gave them 400M + to act this way. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton I would give it back to the people it was originally stolen from and let people spend it as they see fit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton. Keep ur head up girl. When the devil tries 2 destroy u, then God will lift u up. U have had 2 overcome many tough hurdles. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton kill ur self. u are a liar and a killer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton lied Lost national security info Lied Left Americans to die Lied Armed Isis Lied... oh wait, that was you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton Lies you cant hide from the words that are written in the emails, your day is coming, and Dems cant do anything about it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton like you for example who created No Child Left Behind while every state has pulled major funding from every Public School #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton loses 12 pts in 10 days in the polls. Maybe she should hold a press conference to talk about it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton made her share of Gold Star Families already. We don't need her making any more. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton make sure to get all those illegal immigrants too so u actually have a chance #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton maybe you can invite the shooter to your next rally. I'm sure the other 60 people would be more than welcoming. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton most people don't even know what I pull pack operator is let alone drive one how are we not a skill job Makin over 20 a hr? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton Most People Don't Have BLOOD ON THEIR HANDS. YOU DO #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton Neither of you. I would never trust either of you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton not allowed tweet not allowed to gmail not allowed to ok. ru not allowed to skype not allowed to whatsup not allowed to viber #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton No their watching you Hillary and learning lying is Ok. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton Oh BTW make sure your a USC otherwise your breaking the law but that's nothing new for the Clintons! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton Oh don't you worry. America wants you out of politics. We will All vote 4 Trump. & I wld not assume the Blk & Latino vote #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton on a scale of 1 to 10 just how stupid do you think American's are?1 is crayon eating dumb and 10 is dumb enough to trust you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton Over a hundred crowners some places - thats more than 10 dollars! Anyway - hope the debate goes well for you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton Personally I would like to see you getting a prison laundry workers wages. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton @POTUS I need you to resign I need you to go to jail I'm talking, tell everyone what a criminal you are #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton @POTUS maybe her message is to teach that it's okay to stay married to an unfaithful partner #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton @POTUS voting for you because you're a woman is the same as drinking bleach because it looks like water... #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton @POTUS you take naps. He run 20 hour days 6 days a week. Your message is one of corruption. Good thing to teach children #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton @Refinery29 like get your molester off the charges, or ruin your life for telling the truth about my husband #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton r u the same scumbag u were 40 years ago. Oh I guess so rape a woman Hillary will laugh about getting u off. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton said the BITCH who pays women working for her, less than the men working for men. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton she got screwed her life will b full of minipulation from Hillary. The Legos is a slamming deal... #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton: She's a maniac, maniac on the floor And she's dancing like she's never danced before #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton, simple we know you are a lying criminal who only seeks for self. America needs a leader, not you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton So let's give the button to a brain-damaged drunk whose eyes point in different directions! That makes sense! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton so she says she will create millions of jobs and why she hasn't done it in the las 8 years I tell you because is a lie #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton stop with the BS hallmark cards. America First + Security + Jobs = #Trump. You are not running for PTA president. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton take this down add music then put it back up 👌👌 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton that's why we think about Benghazi. You can remember that can't you? We don't need you doing that again on a bigger scale. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton The FBI also seems to be breaking with tradition and is taking a better look at you email case... #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton the first female President of America! That would be another monumental feat for us Americans in just 8 years. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton The thought of you in the White House scares me to death. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton the tragic part is you could be the next Pres #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton the US continues to get away with more of their crimes. If I have to place you and your rats in jail for LIFE myself I WILL. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton thought America was being ruled by a Kenyan Muslim until Don the Con said he was American. Our kids must be confused. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton Too bad you're not moved enough to drop out. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton Trump only has a billion dollars. The us government has trillions. How can we know he won't give government contracts to him #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton U need to remind people of UR intention to raise taxes everywhere especially rich. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton wants a normal election because she's been checking the boxes since senate. The ppl don't want normal, need drastic change. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton was going to invite all the people #Trump screwed over to the #debate, but there were not enough seats available. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton " We can't trust the American people to make these types of choices. The government has to make choices for them " -HRC #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton We've read the emails & your crimes are worse of any I've seen! I wouldn't vote for you if you offered me a million dollars! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton What part is inaccurate or misleading... Their status has stayed unchanged in fact worse. Nobody wants hand outs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton where do you fall on the curve of Presidents who are considered honest and trustworthy? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton who allows prime time spot light on a guys father who killed lots of people. @cnn we want coverage for days nonstop on this #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton why is it inner-city leaders are vastly democrat? Would it be that people like someone that doesn't try to stop the violence #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton Why is it when you accuse anyone of anything, it could be turned around about you. Could it be because you are CORRUPT? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton win or lose, #proud to be part of an era that 1 day I'll be able 2 show my #womancard w/my future grandkids.#ImWithYou #win #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton yeah unlike you who did nothing and let our people die on the ground #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton Yes... Definitely a lot of hat for a guy with such a swollen head #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton yes & people that let soldiers die, take money from countries that openly kill gays etc, shouldnt be able to run for POTUS. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton you and the word justice in the same sentence is laughable! Lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton you are so pathetic like you really care about children dont you sell kids for sex? Disgusting woman you roll w pedophiles #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton You can either look tough by swinging a big ol ' war boner around, or pretend to have feelings. You don't get to do both. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton you lie about everything.. how's your blood clots? TRUMP! NOT Obama ways for 4 more years while your on blood thinners. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton you owe jail time for all the horrible things you've DONE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton You refused to divorce Bill for cheating because you needed his coat tails to ride on the political train! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton Your presidency would only help me wanting to end my own life just so I can avoid seeing you burn down our great country!! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton You should consult a doctor for your obvious mental health issues #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HillaryClinton You were so grief-stricken you needed to be dragged into your vehicle. Oh wait that was the 78 degrees. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hi Republicans, thanks for voting against mine and other women's right to equal pay. Totes appreciate it. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 his awkward cough and the " oooohhh stop " I CANT WAIT TO WATCH THIS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 His face! 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 #loveyourex #not #lmao #gn #done #sarcasm TrainSen 1 His hair looks like a poodle that got caught in the rain " -my mom on the weekend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hi sir, yeah yes you blasting country music outside my window right now we're about to have a chat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HisNameIsCarl @Jossynavarrete aye witness claims before a a bomb exploded the bomber yelled " God is great " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hi someone tell me why first years think it's acceptable to set the fire alarm off WHEN ITS RAINING #sarcasm TrainSen 1 his phone keeps going off, more like his wife keeps walking in when he texts me #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HisStarlitLove I did it last night. I'm not really anon though 😂 but it's really fun just to know fun facts I guess #sarcasm TrainSen 1 History exam in 50 years : What were the causes of the Miley rebellion? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @History_Lauren @HoZ_Books you can definitely take the credit for what's inside though, can't wait to read it! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 His Wife Was Out Of Town, So He Did Something Awesome To Their Laundry Room #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hit 27k tonight 😌 I'm behind but I'm hoping to be at 30k by tomorrow #NaNoWriMo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @hitRECordJoe holds nothing back on The #LipSyncBattle Holiday Special! #YEAH #OKAY #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hit the 50 followers mark. Set the goal and reached. Many more to come. Hoping to launch my YouTube channel next week. Thanks everyone! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hitting the exit button on a moving pop up is my version of hunting. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hitting your hip on a corner and feeling like you've been shot. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 HIV does not equal death. I've been poz since I was 19, my doctor says I'll live to 70. 34, got 36 more years to wait to die #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @H_L_MA but when u do.. U wold come home to no food n u would have to make it.. #SameDifference #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hmm, four and a half hour sleep has still not shifted my headache/ sinus-grate. 😕 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 hmm love being second choice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hmmm. I really like how you treat me.. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 hmmm you care #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hmm what to work on today... I HI or EE? They both sound like oh so much fun! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hmm ya i just love hearing something about myself that i didnt even fucking know 😊 😊 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 hmm you could literally be unwrapped how fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HNNAfrica You can even operate without a license. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Hobbitsis not everyone is as good as you at their job #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HOBCleveland no you have fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @hobocita He just found out just a bit ago what time the surgery was. Nothing like last minute info. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 hockey gear smells the greatest on a hot day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hoes be like " hoes be like " but they be the hoes that be like. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 hola i cannot wait until tommorow i get to goto HANNAFORD :):):):):):):):) with my friends in my CLASS! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Holidays, hotels and women. Three things that always look better online than in real life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 holidays w/o certain family member not really fun to me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @hollabakschlaak @topherfincher well then #im #not #interested #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HollandTaylor Already have my tickets : theatre and airplane. This time it's all the Gelbergs. #cantwait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Holy crap I look great... #not #ihatemondays #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Holy fuck am I ever in a bad mood.. Haha today will be great #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Holy Hannah. This week is going to be just great. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Holypants1 Math is hit and miss for me. As for proofs that was the only thing I liked in Geometry. I love it to death! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT I WAS HOPING HE WOULD DO THAT BUT HOLY SHIT #HTGAWM #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Home alone Expectation : BIG Party! Reality : Peeing with the door open #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Home for literally 2 minutes and I get kicked in the face with a football. I cannot feel my nose or lips. #notafootballfan #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Home is where I can look ugly and enjoy it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Home is where the bag filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags is. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Homeless logic : Why live in a $200,000 dollar home, when I can live under a $5 million dollar bridge? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Homeless man with a lisp was preaching about " Wife, Wiberty, and the Purswoot of Happy Pants " this morning on the Subway. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Home sick with Nevy. Ah the joys of being a single parent. It's not like I have bills to pay or anything #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Home sweet home #lol #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @hometownoffic I was supposed to be but I'm stuck babysitting 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 homework : A classwork : A homework : A classwork : A homework : A test : F final grade : F #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Homework and a headache is a lovely mix #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 homework and chill cause you cute but i still gotta get good grades #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Homework Homewor Homewo Homew Home Hom Ho How How a How ab How abo How abou How about How about n How about no #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Homework is so fun! #notreally #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Homework :l #calculus #physics #1302 #ohwhatjoy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 homework no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Homework over thanksgiving break awesome #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Honest1B @Mandy_Marie526 @TM2LeahDawn oh but she has her girls ' interests at heart #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 honestly all i want in life is a good body and some friends #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Honestly can't wait to film the documentary for my video production class #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Honestly ignoring me is the worst thing you can do to me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Honestly, I love Thursdays because @JustinZinnerman doesn't have any classes Thursday evenings or Friday, so we always hang out 😩 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Honestly I'm glad Asher ran her over, she's such an annoying bitch that talks too much #HTGAWM #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Honestly, I'm good at maths, and when I read about the things we're doing it's crystal clear - when she explains it's foggy adäf #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Honestly like a date could be $10 for me, the point of a date is to enjoy each others company not having fancy things to show off #sarcasm TrainSen 1 honestly, sometimes you just gotta take a deep breath and say fuck it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Honestly yall are missing so much if you dont listen to Halsey.. she is love she is life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Honestly you should feel special if I hate you, I view most people with indifference. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Honestobserve @rebelklayley well the writers would obvs make him somewhat upset cause he liked her as a human #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #honestyhour I always end up liking people more than they like me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @honthesonsdork short I've only been awake since 4:30pm hahaha seriously though I'm so delighted to know you guys met #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hooker told me she will do anything for 20 bucks. Guess who got his house painted? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hooray for being late to class and stuck in traffic! #not #grr 😡 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hooray for going to PA in the middle of the week #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hopefully just 4 more years to wait till RWC 🇯🇵🇯🇵, when we can lift again. Great stuff #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hope I don't have classes on Fridays again second semester #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hope it don't rain.. normally when I curl or flat iron my hair it rains n I look like a poof ball #sarcasm TrainSen 1 hope the docs wrong ". #Not likely to happen with modern medicine and the fact that it takes like 8 yrs to become a doctor... #really #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hope the lovely freshers have settled in well @ArtsEdLondon. I still remember my first funky Wednesday #commercial #swag #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hoping and praying this typhoon doesn't hit us #sarcasm TrainSen 1 hoping for a mark on the hit board right next to'vengeance ' tomorrow 😛 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hoping I hit the lottery before Christmas #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hoping my dad will let me hit this double header barrel race on Saturday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 hoping my FOID card comes in sooner than later.. want to hit up the range! 🎯🎯🎯🎯 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hoping one of these jobs hit my line soon #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hoping that getting hit in the face by this child doesn't cause a bruise #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hoping that in my 7:30 class I will just hit my head one to many times on the desk and get excused for my head bleeding #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hoping to hit 100 subs one day :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hoping to hit the big 50k this weekend! Only 7 thousand words left... #NaNoWriMo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hoping you get hit by an airplane * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HortopHortop good afternoon Kim, didn't expect to be cycling in the rain today! Hope you've been enjoying your day off 😊xx #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hot 420 Chick (PHOTO ) - #Hot #Cool or #Not? #Cannabis #MarijuanaPics #WeedPorn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hot chocolate and nerd love on my day off. I can dig it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hot day in Melbourne. Tram is packed to capacity and starting to smell like underpants. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 hott picture of my & the bff, it will prob get like a million favorites & retweets 😅 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hour after practice and I still want to throw up #exhausted #sarcasm TrainSen 1 houston girls love the way it goes down #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How about a ceiling fan with brakes so I don't have to stand there for 10 seconds wondering if I actually turned it off. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How about a restaurant where the minute you walk in you lose cell service and your camera app is disabled we'll call it " ENJOY YOUR LIVES " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How am I even stuck babysitting two 15 year old boys ffs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how am I expected to make real life decisions when I still turn off the lights and then sprint to my bed so monsters don ’t get me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how am i supposed to control my life, i can't even control my hair #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How am I supposed to focus on studying for this test when I can only think about picking up my puppy tonight #excited #cantfocus #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how am I supposed to go to school, do homework, study, stay in shape, be social, help out at home, and get 8 + hours of sleep at night? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how am i supposed to have a lit summer with $4. 50 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how am i supposed to lose weight when the best part about life is food? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS AND I STILL SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How annoying is it when u know someone's a nasty person but they act all nice and nobody else sees it omg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How are you gonna text me for discount if I'm not even working right now? & We haven't even talked in such a long time? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how can anyone sleep without a fan on #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How can he be dry humping the bench like that dvffhgbbbghhbghjjghgfjh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How can I act normal when you can't even define it? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 HOW CAN I JUST HAVE CLEAR SKIN ALL THE DAMN TIME 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How can I not have a great week when I'm doing nothing all week #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how can I play hard to get when im already hard to want #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How Can U #Not Appreciate Words So Genuine? #ThankYou #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How can u #not love the zebra print?! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How can you 'love ' somebody that you've never met? 😂 😂 have a day off! People Throw the love word around way to much nowadays ✋ just stop #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How can you say you won an argument with your love partner? You might have just won their resentment. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How charming... 😒 #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How come people who think they know everything never seem to know when to shut up? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How come when a girl has sex with everyone she's a slut but when a guy has sex with everyone he's my boyfriend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how cool is it that one day you might have little people running around your house that are half you and half the person you love #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how cool is it that the same God that created mountains & oceans & galaxies & puppies looked at u & thought the world needed one of you too #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How cool! We've got 12 years to wait for that - ours demanding peekaboo at same time as #PBNatter #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how could anyone think one direction is not coming back. they have so much fun on stage this is in their blood #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how dare that guy ask for more time when you already took 4 months. Looks like your network team is busy playing #PokemonGO #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How dare you ignore me after I've made 0 attempts at talking to you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How depressed are you on a scale from 1 to " regularly visits song lyrics websites? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How did I miss my son's first AAA Bantam goal #not cool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was Cheating on her? She found another women's Lipstick on his knuckles. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How does someone get tired of being with their gf/bf everyday? I wish i was with my man everyday, he's like my best friend. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how do i drop out of college and still get a degree?¿¿ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How do I gently tell people that I don't want to speak to their babies on the phone ever again? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how do i get rid of emotions i dont want them anymore #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how do i get rid of my acne in 2 minutes helP #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how do I go about returning a ps4 that I canceled, yet have still received. Thanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How do I look? " Friend : " You look fine. " Good Friend : " You look really pretty. " Best Friend : " You look horrible #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how do I tell my boss I don't want to do work anymore but still want money #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how do i tell someone i don't care without sounding like i don't care #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can't even approach a worker in a store when i need help #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How do people approach their crush I don't even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup in McDonald's. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how do people even deal with stress because all i do is lie on the floor in a fetal position and cry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how do people even fucking sleep with night lights oh god my room needs to be as dark as my soul #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How do ppl my age have kids? My mom still picks out my outfits, my dad does my homework, I love story time & being rocked... I don't get it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How do they put the " do not walk on the grass " signs up? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how do u get clear skin overnight. asking for a friend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer do you know what happens when i get near a computer this happens #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How do you get in touch with the models in the pictures that come with the frame? I have an out of control, elaborate lie I need help with. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How do you make your GF scream while having sex? you call her. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How do you tell someone nicely that they are fucking annoying and should fuck off #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how frustrating is it when you're like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How good I look when I wake up look like I just got hit by a bus. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How have you prepared for the Evergreen learning experience?... -Might be one of the hardest questions to answer... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How I felt today 😩 😢 #nursingstudentproblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how I get stuck babysitting my mom owe me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How I look when I wake up 😕 😂 #yeahright #holyboobs #viewerdiscretionadvised #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how I love it when people don't text back 😍 #not 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How is it I don't go to school and all the dumb ass rumors start. Fuck YOU! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How is it vacation when I'm stuck babysitting? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how i stop making myself feel like shit 100% of the time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How I use my phone :50% to check the internet 20% to text 15% to take photos 10% check the time 5% to actually call #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How literally I feel about Sweet Tea 😭 😍 😂 😂 😄 #notasinglelietho #SweetTea #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How long do I let someone clear their throat before I reach in and do it myself? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How long do you have to be on Weight Watchers before you can sing like Jennifer Hudson? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How loud do I need to sigh before you'll ask me what's wrong so I can say " nothing " - my gf #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How lovely #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How many days in a row do you have to wear the same clothes until you're legally a cartoon? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How many men and women meet and move on, never knowing they walk away from the love of their life? Mere ships that pass in the night #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How many nice guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just compliment it, then get angry when it won't screw. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How many times do I have to say " excuse me " before " get the fu *k out of my way " becomes acceptable? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer : ∞ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How much furniture can you move! Got kept up last night cuz of it got a migraine tonight and all I can hear is bang & crapping of furniture #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How much of this " No More Tears " shampoo do I have to feed this baby to get it to stop crying? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How old were you when you found out your parents were using Santa Claus as a behavior-modification tool? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how's my girl? " this 3 word sentence could make any girls day in. 2 seconds #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how's scho -- " how was ur divorce? see what it feels like when people bring up shit u not tryna think about when ur relaxing w/ family? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How's senior year? " It's great! I just sometimes forget/too busy to sleep & eat & am so stressed that I have headaches and cry lots LOL :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How's ur life going? " " Well I shaved one leg last night " That should explain exactly how my life's going rn 😂 😷 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How the fuck am I supposed to make life decisions? I'm not even sure I want to be alive. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How the hell did I get stuck babysitting after being in Fort Wayne for 10 MINUTES?! I got here at 12:30pm, and I'm STILL babysitting! 😩 😩 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How the toilet sounds during the day : *flush* How the toilet sounds at night when everyone is asleep : ROAAAARRR! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How to be a good person :1. Listen to everything they say on Fox News. 2. Do the exact opposite. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How To Be The Jerk Women Love - 2nd Ed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How to break up with someone :You : Your ex is attractive. Partner : Which one?. You : Me, Bye #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How to do math homework :1) open math book 2) cry 3) close math book #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How to eat French fries :1) Eat all the good ones 2) Leave the yucky ones and feel superior 3) Wait 5 minutes 4) Eat all the yucky ones #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How to find the name of the song : Google as many as the words as you remember, and hope the best. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how to get a hot body : - preheat oven to 425 ° F - get in oven #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How to get a woman mad in 2 easy steps :1. Take a picture of her. 2. Don't show it to her. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How to get out the friendzone : " So we are gonna fuck or do you wanna lose your best friend? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How to get rich :1. Steal a baby and return it to the police station for the reward. 2. Repeat 3 -4 times a day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how to have a flat stomach : ・remove all of your organs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How to have the perfect relationship : a failsafe formula #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how to live as me : exam tomorrow? me : have to study mind : i have this great idea for the next chapter of your story and this brand new plot #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How to lose weight : Turn your head to the left, and then turn it to the right. Repeat this exercise whenever offered food. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how to play The Sims : make family build house quit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how to seduce me : deposit 6000 dollars in my bank account dont talk to me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How to smell good : workout hard with a spray tan. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How to tell if a woman is mad at you :1. She's quiet 2. She's yelling3. She acts the same4. She acts different5. She murdered you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How to tie the strongest knot ever :1) put some headphones in your pocket 2) wait one minute #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How u love shallow people who think their better than everyone else #not #moandays #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how weird are people who wake up before their alarm and don't get excited by more sleep? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how y'all 17, 18, 19, 20 + and can't sit down and have a serious conversation about your feelings with the person you date or talk to? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How yall talk but not together #not legit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how you can tell if someone likes u :1. they dont #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How you gone want a hood nigga but once that nigga get caught up with some be quick to give up info. #RatFaxx #sarcasm TrainSen 1 how you gonna come home w no food 😕😕 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 How you wait till you senior year in highschool to drop out you damn near done dummy 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 HQ woke me up! Hope you are all enjoying #OverAndOverAgain #sarcasm TrainSen 1 HR made me remove my cardboard " Will Work For Fools " sign from my desk. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #HTGAWM glad this mouthy bitch is DEAD #sorrynotsorry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @hueydraper but the white people still love him and so have I said The Weeknd talented I just can't listen to that nigga it's simple #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HuffingtonPost : Abstinence -only sex ed dominates in state with highest teen pregnancy " Seems to be working #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HuffingtonPost Bill and Hillary Clinton are the best example we have of PURE WHITE FUCKING TRASH #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HuffingtonPost *eye roll* - the space is full of oxygen Coz the astronauts breathes during their stay in space #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HuffingtonPost if he's a drug dealer where is his grow op? WHAT KIND OF DRUGS IS HE SELLING? CAN I GET IN ON THIS? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HuffingtonPost Imagine my surprise when I found that a black person from this junk media site wrote another anti white article. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HuffingtonPost it makes sense she's not the brightest. They have a lot in common #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HuffingtonPost Its his name. He can't help what he is. Just totally scandalous to send sex pics to an adult, but only if you're a politician #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HuffingtonPost @mlcalderone and will again no doubt but this time it will be Hilary's birth place #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HuffingtonPost So while they had the chance did they check to her brain was connected to the rest of her body #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HuffingtonPost they have a right to support who they wish, I however, will be no longer funding them via purchase. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HuffPostPol 😈 I was looking back at Trump and Holy Jesus. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HuffPostPol Yep he lie lie lie omg he gets the Biggest Liar Award 🏆 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Huge ThankYou to @CaliNigga62B for helpin me with Arianna while I go to school &clinicals. I don't know what I would do without him. love you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hug your haters and kill them with your kindness. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 HUMAN BRAIN : Forgets what we want to remember & ; remembers what we want to forget. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @human_dis4ster it's not it's cool. So glad lied 2 work to get that day off I wasn't missing another gig for working Thursdays #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Human's are so naive and dumb it's almost cute. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Humans put a lot of things in their mouth. Even things that aren't theirs. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hungry... but Im avoiding my sister and I heard her sneeze 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HuntTheDreamer She would give a fake upset face. " Well your no fun. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @HuskyInDenial @Nintendo We've got so many awesome ideas, why wouldn't they listen to us! #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Huudssonn_xo I usually hate math but I LOVE geometry! but aww I love you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @hyosangs woke up to pee so yeah I need to.. LOVE U HAVE A GREAT DAY TODAY BYE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Hypocrite Obama Decides to Send Troops Against Ebola, Not ISIS #not surprised. My boy @Ben Shapiro does it again! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I absolutely love getting overdraft statements in the mail #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I absolutely love not having classes on Fridays #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I absolutely love not wearing makeup, until I realize how disgusting I look and I cry a bit inside #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I absolutely love these from Hip Homeschooling! Used them with Laynie just this past week, and they're saved to #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I absolutely love third wheeling. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I absolutely love walking behind smokers... #Not #YouNasty #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I absolutely LOVE watching a client's energy shift from being totally blocked to realizing new possibilities. So #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I accidentally only shaved one leg, life goes on though amiright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I accidentally said hi to a feminist the other day My court case starts tomorrow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I accidentally typed ;) instead of :) and now she thinks I want to fuck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i actually cannot wait to eventually cough up both of my lungs bc i am irritated and done with coughing? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I actually just got about 3 hours of sleep. #Yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I actually like being up early I just don't like waking up early Assalamualaikum & salam subuh to all my love #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I actually love being up early on days I don't have school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I actually love going to school on Fridays because no scrubs and the cool tunes they play in between classes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i actually love it when white ppl speak about poc issues as long as they don't forget that they're just as privileged as the non-woke whites #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I actually really do like cleaning? Like idk u got something to focus on, it's stress relieving and u end up with a spotless room lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I added a video to a playlist Thanks for the Memories OC MEP [CANCELED ] #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I admit, I really miss how things used to be. But I can also admit, that I've accepted the fact that things have changed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @iadorewomen_ : every girl loves being hugged like this " #YeahRight! 😍 ❤ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I ain't got the balls for that shit no lie. Call me a bitch ass nigga but yeah I couldn't. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I ain't sayin she's a gold digger, but she ain't messing with no broke white guy who's afraid to finish the rest of this lyric. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I ain't the type to talk behind a nigga back then smile in his not #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I almost burnt my hair today so that was fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I almost cried tears of joy when my parents said I didn't have to go to school tomorrow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I almost miss those days... #NOT RT " @girlposts : studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I already freaking put make up on and plans got canceled... I guess I'll just study now THANKS MOM! FOR CANCELING! THANKS MOM! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I also have no one to follow because nobody uses twitter but I love tweeting about my boring life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I also love Zachary Levi's argument that people post selfies for other people's validation b/c I do it b/c no one's here to take the pic. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I also realized that the great people in my life have gone under appreciated because I was too busy focusing on the wrong people #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i always care more about people than what they care about me :/ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I Always Do My Hair & It Rain The Next Day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I always end up laughing when I pretend to be asleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i always end up liking people more than they like me :/ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I always enjoy doctor appointments #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I always enjoy it when I am having trouble navigating a women's clothing store because of the MEN hanging around in there. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i always forget guys have armpit hair so when they lift their arms up it always scares me it's like BAM WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I always forget how much it sucks to live in a country where everyone is provided education for free. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i always forget that days after christmas exist? like it goes 24th 25th 1st #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I always forget that I'm lactose intolerant AFTER I eat something with dairy LIKE THIS IS A REcenT DISCOVERY OF mY ALLERGY AND I LOVE CHEESE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I always get excited for a new week to start so I can go to the elementary school again 🌞 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i always get so awkward when people compliment me like wow thanks god bless u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i always get so motivated to eat healthy and workout everyday but then someone mentions pizza or tacos and it's all over #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I always get stuck babysitting #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I always get stuck babysitting when I have plans #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I always have my best ideas when I'm drunk. But I always forget them when I pass out. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I always have the most f 'ed up dreams 😳 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I always have to contain my grin of absolute joy when my boss tells me I can finish now. Yes, yes I can ;) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I always know its gonna be a good day when I wake up late and literally have 10 minutes to get ready #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I always lay in bed and forget to shut my light out. Then lay there for a good half hour contemplating to sleep with lights on or get up 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I always make sure any plane I get on doesn't contain too many attractive people so I know I'm not in Lost. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I always open a text and mentally respond, but actually forget to respond #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I always say " I hate you " or " you're annoying " to the people I actually like.. you just gotta understand my love lmao #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I always say I'm going to go to bed early, but it never happens. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I always try to behave but there are usually too many other options #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I always wince when someone tells me they're going to hit the sack. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I always wondered why W is called Double U, when it's clearly Double V. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I always write 'Wake Up ' on my To -Do -List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I am absolutely #not trying to fit in! #LeadLoudly #success #unstoppable #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I am actually really excited for my classes next semester yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i am a firm believer that people who are meant to be in your life will come back no matter how far they may wander. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @iamAhmadshahzad #we want justice # I have joined twitter coz of u n u have no time for me #not fair # #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I Am a #Muslim,, #Islam is #Perfect.. But i am #Not,, If i Make a #Mistake,, Don't blame #Islam,, But blame #Me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I am constantly making the decision between being a good person or being a sarcastic asshole. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I am covered in hives & my palms are swollen... Happy birthday to me... 🎂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I AM COVERED IN HIVES #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I am currently covered neck to toe in hives and have already taken 2 benedryl. I won't be home until 10:30 tonight... what have I done?! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I am dyyying. Something new goes down on my TL everyday man I fuckin love Twitter. And my timeline > ;> ; #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I am excited I will be off school for a week. Yay! 😀 ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I am fairly certain our upstairs neighbors are elephants #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH WITH MY OWN MOUTH softly because i like you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I am having a great day since I got to skip first class because it was homework help then I got a ride to school 3 This day is awesome 3 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @iamjohnoliver Your segment last night directed a trump is trending on facebook right now. I think he'll definitely see it lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Iam_KING24 I wish they all stayed an extra 2 -3 years. But unfortunately that's not happening. As for position, love guys who don't have one #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i am literally so sarcastic all the time that when i use the tag #NotASubtweet even i dont know how to feel #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I am literally the biggest creep there is 😭 #creeplife #nothinggetspastme #justsaying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I am literally the worlds all time best BSer on essays. Just finished an entire ethnography In less than 3 hours. #notbad #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I am living for my Frnds.. #Not for you #Bitch :* #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @iammaryenglish hey your station popped up first on my Pandora this morning... good way to start a foggy Thursday! Have a grrreat day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I Am #Not A #Good #Friend Right #Now #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #I #AM #NOT #OKAY " @MTV : Look who I got to hang out with today for @MazeRunnerMovie 😍 " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I am off work for today yay! Only a little tired but thankfully not sick! Everyone I'd coughing around me n I don't like it! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I am randomly sitting here doing science #not while typing this random post #just #so #random #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I am slowly learning that some people are not good for me, no matter how much I love them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i am soaking wet because i didnt bring my umbrella to school. _. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i am so done with school can it just be Christmas break already #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I am so excited that when I wake up @Adele #25 will be fully downloaded can't wait to listen to the rest of this amazing album #preordered #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i am so grateful for all the ways i can eat potatoes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I am so grateful for my car I remember I used to hate it when it rained cuz my socks would get wet when I walked home from school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I am so happy I have U2 on my phone #not #whyisthishere #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I am so happy today #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I AM SO MAD THAT I COULDNT GET TICKETS TO @JacobWhitesides CONCERT AHGHGSJGDJDVS #jacobinvegas #not 😑 😔 😭😫 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i am SOO fab #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I am sooo glad I was young, wild & crazy before there were cell phones & evidence. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I am so tired after Dance practice. Gonna crash before doing homework. #school #life #exhausted #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I am so tired of waking up with migraines. I really think I need to make another doctors appointment. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I am so used to literally doing work from 7 AM to midnight 7 days a week that college is literally like vacationing. #notreally but yeah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @iamstoneyy yay for rude people teaching the more difficult classes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn't talk with you for months but still cares about you and hopes you still care too #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I am the most stressed out laziest person ever I don't even know how I do it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I am thoroughly fucked up thanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I am who I am. I'm weird, I'm lame, I run into things, I spill food, I trip, I scream about random & stupid stuff. But I like it that way. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ian Cole got an assist on Perron's goal. So @Kiki5851 and I indeed yelled " Love you Ian Cole.. " 😂 @suz_b31 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Ian_Fry Nothing like an un-toasted Subway to get you through the day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @iankatz1000 And so what if he is? Doctors aren't slaves. Should they have to be in work during all waking hours? Are you? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I apologize for tweeting something that offends you lol girls who dip are so attractive #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i apologize to every puppy that i havent petted yet and i'll be there soon pal #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I applaud people who get up and get dressed because I stay in my pajamas all day unless I ’m going out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I appreciate all your effort with this. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i appreciate people that are patient with me while i'm distant and trying to figure myself out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I appreciate the amount of milk @paige_newman left in the carton. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I appreciate when people ask how I'm feeling because it not only shows they care, but also, that they think I can still feel #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I appreciate where I grew up, but the small town bullshit isn't for me anymore. Ready to finish school, start my life, and make money. 🤑😼 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I asked my roommate what's wrong with me, she responds " I don't know ". That's a good friend, folks. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I ask my dates the important questions upfront like " Are you cool with a Harry Potter themed wedding? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I ask my parents a simple " yes " or " no " question and I get a fucking lecture. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I ate gummy bears and didn't bite off their heads or make screaming noises as they entered my mouth and I think this means I'm an adult now. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I automatically say " Shit " when something wrong happens. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I BEEN WAITING ON YOUR LOVE BABY FOR TOO LONG NOW #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I before E except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbor. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I ❤️ being ignored by people. Especially people who are my friends 😒 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I ❤️ being ignored #not 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I believe in equality. If we have a 5 day week of school, we should have 5 day weekends as well.. you know so we can get all our work done. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I believe in equality. If we have five days of school, then we should have five day weekends as well. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I believe in hate at first sight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I belong on a beach with messy hair, tanned skin, and a big bowl of fruit watching the waves #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I be scared to open my car door when it's windy 😩 hoping I don't hit another car #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I bet all the other glues are really jealous of Super Glue. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I bet anyone who's had to fight a bear has snuck at least one hug in. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I bet Chinese people hate doing the YMCA in their language. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I be tired working back to back plus school but I love having weekends off lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I bet Jesus wishes he could block some of his followers. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I bet kangaroos get drunk and find some ridiculous shit in their pouches in the morning. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I bet only 15% of people make it to heaven, because if they all went, it'd be hell. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I bet our universe is just in a tiny glass jar placed on a shelf in an alien child's room as a science project he got a C - onYea I'm high #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I bet short people get really excited when they accidentally hit their head on things. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I bet that in prison everyone's FB relationship status is set to " it's complicated ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I bet the frankincense guy was all like, " Let's put the three items in one gift basket and the basket can be from all of us. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I bet the NSA stopped monitoring your phone records after seeing they were all drunk dials to exes at 4 a. m. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I bet Uprising is so sick live like it's kinda eh when you hear it on album but LIVE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes " Man, you're such a Cheetah! " and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I bet your lil bf would like that. Lol #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I blame Picasso for all these women who use markers to draw on their eyebrows. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I bought leggings. Betcha I'm totally going to do all the things on the package. #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I bought new cough syrup for my gross cough I've had and apparently I'm allergic to it so I've been covered in hives for 14 hours #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I ❤️ breakouts #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I burnt my chin & it's starting to blister this morning so that's fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i burnt myself on my hair straightener so that's fun :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I burnt two fingers and my thumb today at work. Fun. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I called my aunt out for yelling and blasting music and she said she was just talking yeah ok if that's what the kids are calling it now #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I called somebody " love " tonight.. am I a charmer or what 😈 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I call in sick on full moons just to make them wonder. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I call my car " The Pussy Wagon " Cause that's where I go when I need to cry. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I call my penis " the treadmill " because it hasn't been used in years and now clothes just hang on it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i came back earlier from school and i just want to sleep the whole day but need to learn biology yay me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i can actually learn more in six hours on the internet than six hours in a filthy school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can already tell it's going to be a fun day in art #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can already tell that tomorrow is going to piss me off. 9 -5 in uni? No thanks. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can be either be the nicest gentleman or the biggest asshole you've ever met. It just all depends on how you treat me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can be sobbing in front of you with a broken heart and I'll still crack a joke #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I CAN BE : weird silly serious quiet outgoing wild sweet funny kind dramatic sarcastic creative romantic but really, I'm just me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I canceled the dispute if u can put my credits into my account that'd be great thanks bro #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can count on one hand how many people I truly trust. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can EASILY be friends with a ex lol my feelings built for that shit fr #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can hear my annoying neighbor singing and dancing on #Sultan's new song " Jag Ghumeya ", I hope he doesn't break his leg " - my neighbor #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can literally go on and rant for like 8days straight. ✋and if still be right ✋ #notplaying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can literally smell frat on the kid next to me #distracted #notinagoodway #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can literally tell which one of my family members is coming up the stairs or walking around the house just from their footsteps. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I CANNOT stand David Letterman, #NOT funny #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I cannot wait to babysit Natalie and Libby today #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I cannot wait to drink some hot tea so this cough can go away #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I cannot wait to finish this last year of highschool then move on to college to reach my goals #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I cannot wait until thanksgiving break. Only 3 more days of class #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can remember song lyrics from 2006 but not whatever maths formula we were learning yesterday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can see exactly 6 years into the future. I have 2020 vision. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can see in the near future where we would have rehab centres to get rid of social networks addiction. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can see my A already #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can see today is going to be awesome! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can see why we took out Rasmus. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can send you a text at 12:04 & be asleep by 12:05 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't be left alone because then I think and when I think I start to hate the people I love. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't believe I didn't get a Tony nomination for my performance in " Pretending to hold the elevator while secretly pressing 'close door. ' " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't believe it's almost 2014 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i can't believe it's been almost a year since the world ended in 2012 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't believe that my FB friends yelled at me for not being on for a while, gotta love that bunch, lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't believe the world ended a year ago... wow time flies when you're dead. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i can't breathe out of my nose and my phone won't turn on. today is gonna be such a good day! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i cant deal with people slurping their drink or chewing really loudly 😫 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can tell already work is going to be fab today! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can tell today is gonna be a really good day #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't even describe how excited I am to go cook noodles for 3 hours #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't even keep up with all of the inconsistencies... there are SO many. IDK how Adnan was ever convicted. wow. @Undisclosedpod #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't even talk bout it to anyone bc everyoen will just tell me I'm overthinking and it's nothing like that no one even understands @ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't even wait to go sit at this meeting at the highschool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't fathom how long it took cavemen to etch selfies #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't get out of bed. These blankets have accepted me as one of their own and If I leave now I might lose their trust. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't go a day without listening to music. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't go to school mom. The blankets have accepted me as one of their own. If I leave now I might lose their trust. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't go to school tomorrow I'm sick SICK OF THESE NIGGAS. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't go to sleep if any of my apps need to be updated, but will drive my car with the check engine light until it explodes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't hear you, so I'll just laugh and hope it wasn't a question. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't help it though #sorrynotsorry #sarcastic #lady #loveme #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I cant lie, yeah im out on the east, the east side #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can totally keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't promise you a perfect relationship, but what I can promise you is that if you're trying, I'm staying. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i can't register for classes until tomorrow and 4 out of my 6 classes are full :) love life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't remember the last time I straightened my hair... gave my straightener and curling iron to my coworker. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't sing... Doesn't mean I wont. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't sleep again and I have a test first class in the morning great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't sleep because I'm excited for taking my braces off, but I must sleep as I have to wake up really early. that kind of thing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't sleep so I'm finding old tweets. Thrilling life I lead! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't stand a Cute lame nigga. Like ugh. Why'd you just waste all this goodness being so dumb 😫 😓 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't stand all those annoying girls who think that being stupid is cute. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't stand it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't study anymore five hours later and 1/4 done #not #cool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't take this long distance relationship anymore! This refrigerator is going in my room! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't talk this morning. That's cool #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't thank you guys enough for all the love and support this past week. I'm overwhelmed & grateful. Thank you! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait for all the closeted gays at my school to finally come out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait for everyone to have kids so I can babysit everyone's babies 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait for family pictures this weekend #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I CANT WAIT FOR INFINITE SHOWTIME. TBH IM HOPING INFINITE WILL SHOW US THEIR ROOMS COUGH COUGH THEIR MESS ROOMS 😀 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait for Kyle's nephew to get here. 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 we've already got the okay to babysit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait for my date later 😊 my roommate gonna babysit my new son for me 😂 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait for my learning framework class today ☺️ 😳 😭 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait for school tomorrow to find this kid #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait for senior ropes for Mr. Livoni to say the f word in front of me like he's my friend. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait for the day where I can go to sleep without having to cough continuously for five hours first #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait to babysit baby Melo 😭 😍 I never thought Laura would ask #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait to babysit middle schoolers all day in a few hours #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I CAN'T WAIT TO BABYSIT MY BBY NIECE THIS SATURDAY #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait to babysit my kiddos again 😭 😭 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I cant wait to babysit these kids they are so fun to be around #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait to become the next big mistake in history #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I cant wait to be done w highschool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i cant wait to cook for hours on thanksgiving wow i love thanksgiving 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait to end the night in bed with Lalo watching episodes of Drunk History already #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i cant wait to get up and violently bump into my piano tomorrow morning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait to go home and have some German meals. *cough* pork and sauerkraut. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I Cant Wait To Go Home At 5 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait to go to class and talk about HTGAWM with my friends tomorrow that shit has me on edge #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait to go to work on my birthday. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i can't wait to have kids, the ones I babysit are so fun lmao #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait to have you inside me, " I whispered softly to my dinner. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait to hear history live in person it's going to be life changing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i can't wait to leave so i can cough my lungs out and die #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait to move in with the love of my life and have sleepovers every night 😪. I crave cuddles way to often #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait to read American history books in 40yrs and not read about how the U. S. refused refuge to thousands because of their religion #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait to smoke w hijji & watch this nigga cough forever 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait to spend the rest of my day in the Watson library catching up #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I cant wait to start school. I miss Paul mitchelll! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait to start school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait to start watching this! Hey, those history major WWII classes may be put to good use. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait to take my children to Cuba! So much history and incredible people #TDInfiniteTravel #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait to update my personal phone to iOS8 from iOS8 GM. This should #not be epic. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i cant wait to wear only underwear around the house with the person i love #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't waitttt to be done with school! Only four more years though yay #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait until babysit next Monday so then I can officially start buying Christmas presents bc I have a ton of cash 🤑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait until I can drive to make sure I get myself to dance class on time #homealone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait until I can once again cough or sneeze without peeing my pants a little 😭 #preggoproblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't wait until this semesters over. I'm tired of this English class man. Hope this is my last paper. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I can't with all these #SocialMedia spoilers. In class officially signing off because I have to wait until tomorrow to watch. #TGIT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I care, but I'm done trying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I care lots about what I look like today. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 iCarly should have ended by her waking up from a coma and Drake and Josh calling her Megan. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I caught another maybe half hour of sleep. well that will have to be good enough! time for awake! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ice cream and mashed potatoes. My kind of dinner #not I want real food 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ice -T narrated a D &D book and it is LITERALLY the greatest thing I have ever heard #notexaggerating #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect '. So my computer just tells me when I forget. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ichicoroya does your ramen have any msg? Id love to try your food but have to be careful do to an allergy. Thanks! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I chose a great time to get sick #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I cld b the nxt Selena, I jus need a big ass, learn how 2 sing, learn 2 dance, & learn Spanish but other than tht I think I got it 😂 #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I closed my DMs now, I wanna do this one a week or every 2 weeks or something I really like talking to you guys 😁 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I close my eyes for a second and then wake up and I've slept for two hours. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I come home and no food has been cooked, IT'S SUNDAY. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I come home an the house smells like lobster... An my mom looks like she got the itis... but there's no food 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I come home from work to no food. Guess I'll just have to die now #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I constantly check my phone for no reason. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I constantly go between being extremely anxious about all the things I have to do and literally not giving a sh*t. There is no in between. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I cough a few more times tell her I love her and proceed to hang up... she says " wait Kypree... u love me right " I said " yea bae u knw I do #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I could amaze you with the things I don't know and terrify you with the things I do know. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I could be a billionaire and I'd still choose to illegally download music. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I could be locked in a room with no tv, phone, or internet access and I'd probably still not do my homework. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i could chill at my boyfriends house & he can spend $0 on me & i would be happy asf. yall girls crazy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I could go ahead but she asked me to show my pic. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I could literally crawl up in a ball and cry today. #notmyday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I could literally teach this math class #soeasy #notcomplaining #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I could not fall asleep listening to music but if I listen to jbs album, it makes me fall asleep and I love it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I couldn't even finish my own boater's safety course online... does Dr. A really expect me to finish this training without help? #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I could probably be an atheist if it wasn't for the fact that I'm a sex god. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I could sit and watch people cook for hours and hours #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i could sleep for 2 weeks straight and still be tired #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I cry when I'm angry and that's the very worst thing because you're trying to act tough and mean and instead you cry. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @icystorm I see you got Diggs too, picked him up right before he exploded, been great except last week #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @idanielaflores Always knows how to capture me in the most attractive photos and videos... #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I dated a guy a long time ago and apparently he just got out of serving a year and a half in jail. Maybe I should text him. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd be excited about getting out of work right meow but i have to wait to drive 2 hrs to & from the airport only to wake up 5 hrs later. fuck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd be more upset about the NSA accessing my phone records if I used my phone for anything but texting and taking pictures of my dick. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd care more about your feelings if they came with a toy and chicken nuggets. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 idc if my ex upgrades or downgrades.. what they do after me isn't my business. when i'm past you, i'm past you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 IDC IF YOU DONT FUCK WITH ME! I'm not losing sleep or money 😌 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd drink a lot less alcohol if a lot less alcohol got me drunk. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i deadass just got excited butterflies thinking about how ill be able to listen to music when i wake up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests i don't #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I decided I'm not doing the whole clock-back routine this year. If you need me, I'll be in the frickin future. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I decided that bc I deleted yik yak I am now going to tweet everything I normally would yak. I am #not #ashamed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I decided to cancel my Twitter account. I dont want to sound paranoid, but Im pretty sure people are following me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I decided to greet my coworkers with a " Congrats on not dying in your sleep " instead of the usual " Good Morning " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I delete a tweet if I spell something wrong and FUCK YOU IF YOU SAW IT. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i deserve someone who actually gives a fuck about me because I've spent my whole life making other people happy and all they did was leave #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Idgaf = I don't give away food. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Idgi, is it good or bad to be able to beat the Moron Test app? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd give my left nut to have a third testicle, but I'd give my right arm to be an octopus! #standupcomedy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd give my right arm for a copy of @DavidGArnold's Godzilla soundtrack on CD. The quality on YouTube playlists is painful. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd give my right arm to go to a Coldplay concert #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd give my right arm to hear @fettywap and @SamHuntMusic do a song together #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd give my right arm to see Justin on the Believe tour again omg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd go to the gym but I'm still tinkering with the ultimate workout playlist I started three years ago. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd have better people skills if I worked with better people. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I did in the bed. I did it on the couch. I did it in the car. Texting is such an obsession. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I didn't choose the Harry Potter life ; the Harry Potter life broke down the door and told me I was a wizard #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I didn't even study for these test I have tomorrow great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I didn't kno I was an ungrateful bitch, but I'm glad u told me 😌 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I didn't know if I should do something or not and then a car drove by blasting yeah by usher so of course I'm gunna listen to usher #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I didn't sign up for the 401k at work, because there's no way I can run that far. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I didn't sleep last night I couldn't be bothered " Amelia sleeping isn't a chore it's a gift #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I didn't think I'd ever not love Pizza Hut (and that's not even sarcasm ; was favorite pizza of my childhood ) But #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I DIDNT WANNA WAKE UP I DONT WANNA GO TO SCHOOL I DONT WANNA SEE YOU PEOPLE OR YOU TEACHERS I JUST WANNA SLEEP #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I did so good in math this trimester #yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I did so much for mexicos Independence Day today. 😔 #not #becauseimnotinmexico #sarcasm TrainSen 1 • i did the salt and ice challenge and burnt off my freckles #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I die a little inside when I see an old person eating alone at a restaurant. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Idixt_Jess_ totally agree like they're the ones that are hearing new songs from the album live like wtf you complaining about #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Idk 40% of me is like yeah I can be an adult and 60% of me just wants to lay in bed blasting Welcome To My Life with smudged eyeliner idk #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Idk how I'm gonna make it through 4 classes today without falling asleep. Thank goodness staying up for the Colts was worth it. 😒 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 idk how people have time for all this fun stuff in the summer. where r ur responsibilities? how do u get money? do u not sleep? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 idk how y'all can sneak out & actually have fun bc if it was me id be stressin all night dying to get my ass back home before i got caught 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd kick you in the vagina but I don't wanna lose my shoe. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Idk if I'm bitter for having been awake and continue to be so ; or if I'm absolutely delighted I have an hour left to myself #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd kill for a microwave that plays Europe's " The Final Countdown " during the last 30 seconds. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 idk whats easier training a dog or training a person to not be difficult #sarcasm TrainSen 1 idk whats going on in my algebra 2 class rn but that's ok but at least I'm trying my best and not stressing my self pun over a grade #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Idk why I even bother gettin crushes on people because its not like im gonna end up dating them anyway so like its such a waste of feelings. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 idk why people slut shame, I LOVE hearing peoples hoe stories, I love hearing " guess what I did " BITCH WHATTTTT U DO? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 idk why you chose this sus ass emoji but you're honestly an awesome person all around. You've literally done my homework before so I #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd like to buy a new boomerang. Also, I'd like to know how to throw the old one away. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd like to give a shout out to all the people who text me for a minute then stop responding. You make dreams a reality #whybother #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd like to take a moment to thank all of the people who got me sick recently, I appreciate you #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i'd like to thank you for being a fake friend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd love it if people didn't piss me off today, thanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd love to install a software that would block all th mentions/photos of that sick puke Donald Trump. Why did i even name him? #trumpblock #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd much rather be sat at home watching I'm a celebrity, but instead I'm sleeping in the middle of no where in the Lorry 😴🚛 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd never bang a black chick, not 'cause I'm racist it's just that I'm more of a " run my fingers through her hair " kinda guy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd never call you a useless bag of shit. Shit is actually pretty useful as a fertilizer, but I have zero uses for you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd never tell anyone to go to hell but I might suggest a Carnival cruise. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I dnt #HATE any one coz #NOT even my #EX is my #ENEMY #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I do it because I can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I do like 2 minutes of studying 15 minute of eating #not complaining :)) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I done fucked up I haven't a clue what I'm doing with YouTube gaming. Thanks to @andrewgleason take 2 will be in a matter of minutes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i do not enjoy being woken up especially when it took me 15 years to fuckin fall asleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i do not even have a sleep schedule anymore its just a gigantic mess #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I do not miss wearing my hair I love getting up and going #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I do not recommend cycling in the rain 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't always have time to study... but when I do, I don't #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't always talk to people with swag, But when i do... I ask for large fries. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't argue with people who I can remove from my life by pressing a button. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I dont ask for a blow job because the word job makes it sound like its strenuous physical labor. Instead, I ask for mouth hugs. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't believe anyone who says they understand how to play Minesweeper. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i dont care about looks " LIAR YOU'RE A LIAR YOU ARE LYING #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't care about losing people who don't wanna be in my life anymore, I've lost people who meant the world to me and I'm doing just fine. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't care about rumors, I know what i've said and done. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't care about this dumb show I'm gonna go watch cute boys kiss each other #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't care about your - age - weight - sexuality - height - gender - skin color As long as you respect me, I'll respect you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i don't care how cold it is i will still drink iced coffee #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't care how loud I'm laughing, I'm having fun and you're not. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I DONT CARE HOW MAD YOU ARE AT SOMEONE DO NOT THROW THEM UNDER THE BUS FOR PERSONAL STUFF THAT THEY TRUSTED YOU WITH #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't care how old I am. If I lose my mom in the store I will panic. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't care how old you are. When the ketchup bottle farts, it's funny. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't care how small that spider is. I want it dead. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i don't care if it's 1am, 2am 3am, or 4am if you call and i care about you i will answer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't care if it's a kidnapping/murder ; if you tell me a monkey will be involved, I'm 97% more likely to participate. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't care if people don't like me. I wasn't put on this Earth to entertain anyone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't care if people don't like me the point is... do I like them? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't care if you think I'm crazy. Life is too short to be normal. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I DONT CARE IF YOU THINK MY MAN IS UGLY. HE'S MY MAN NOT YOURS. HES UGLY TO YOU BUT FINE AS FUCK TO ME AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't care if you wear footie pj's or sleep with a Snuggie. If you swish Listerine in your mouth for the full 30 seconds, you are BADASS. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i dont care " i say when i fucking care too much #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't care what my child grows up to be, as long as it's not a person who comments on YouTube videos. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't care what people think of me... at least mosquitoes find me attractive. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't care what you heard. Try asking first. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't care what your gender is, I'm calling you dude. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't dress up for school because 1. I have no one to impress 2. It starts too early 3. I'm lazy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't even feel like a " friend " to some people. I feel more like an option or someone they run to when they need something. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't even know the stats hw #bless #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i don't even like painting im forced bc school woo yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't even like texting but when u wanna talk to that person you b checking your phone like a mf. Irritated as hell when a msg ain't there #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't even need to insult you. Your face speaks for itself. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't even want to attempt to listen to adele new album bc then I won't be able to sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't expect a guy to be on his phone textin me 24/7 but I don't want a guy that only talks to me for 5 minutes a day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I dont follow tradition and neither did my father or his father before him. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't get drunk, I get able to tolerate other people. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't get how my room gets so messy when all I do is sit in one spot and go on the internet all day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't get how people enjoy working out? The moment I feel out of breath I quit tbh I'm not about to die i can't do it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't get how you take 3 hours to get ready and still leave your house looking like a basic bitch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't get schools. If you have a broken leg you don't have to do PE, but if you have social anxiety you're forced to do public speaking #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't get why people find drunk texts annoying. You're the person they're thinking of when their brain can't even function properly. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I DONT GET WHY PEOPLE TELL OTHER PEOPLE TO CALM DOWN LIKE WTF IF IM MAD AND YOU TELL ME TO CALM DOWN ILL THROW A BRICK AT YOUR FACE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't get why Sully blames Mike for getting kicked out of the Scaring Program ; he was failing to begin with. #analyzingkidsmoviesisfun #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't hate you. I just don't exactly appreciate your existence. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't hate you. I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't have 40 years to wait, so I'll just use all the roads as is. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't have a comeback so I'm just going to correct your grammar and spelling. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't have a drinking problem, I just celebrate everything! Like the fact that shirts have armholes! I'll be celebrating that tonight. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't have an attitude problem... You have a problem with my attitude... That's your problem, not mine. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i don't have a nervous system. i am a nervous system #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't have any tattoos because I'm not of fan of pain or commitment. Pretty much the same reasons I'm not in a relationship. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't have a smartphone.. I have a phone that shows potential, but refuses to apply its self. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't have a type. If I like you, I like you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like " Y the hell did I date you?! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't have health insurance, but I do have car insurance. So whenever I get sick I just go crash my car into a tree. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i dont have issues with trust or anything like that i have issues with people wasting my time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i don't have school or work tomorrow so I'm gonna be active 3 yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i don't have time for people who think they're too good for mcdonalds #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't have time to hate anyone, I either love you or don't care at all #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't have time to hate the people that hate me because I'm too busy loving people who love me. (◕‿◕✿) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i don't have to go to school today :D YAY. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't hold grudges. We good. You may not hear from me again... but we good. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't insult people, I describe them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't just sing in the shower... I perform. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't know how anybody runs for fun. #dying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't know how my brother sleeps for four hours after school every day. I feel like I'm wasting part of my day if I sleep for a half hour #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't know how people approach to their crush... I mean I don't even have the guts to ask for a extra ketchup at McDonald's. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't know how people can fake whole relationships... I can't even fake a hello to somebody I don't like. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't know how people have such adventurous summers. I'm here like " I got work tomorrow and the day after that and after that #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't know how people sit under a hair dryer 😭 #not #happy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't know if I can date you, we're only linked by two social networks. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't know if I'm crying because Tracy Chapman's music is so great or because I'm failing tomorrow's exam. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't know if I should tip the bathroom attendant, or charge for letting him watch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't know, man. Nothing like that fresh out the shower feeling #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I dont know whats more annoying, hot chicks who won't shut up about how ugly they are or ugly girls who won't shut up about how hot they are #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i dont know where im gonna be five years from now, but i pray to God its somewhere with a beautiful view and beside you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't know which face to talk to, since you have two. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't know why i even bother getting crushes on ppl bc its not like i'm going to end up dating them anyway, its such a waste of feelings #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't know why I love, but I always know why I hate. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't know why I'm losing sleep over this, like for real. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't know why people freak out and run when they see a spider. They are just gonna climb in your mouth when you are sleeping anyways. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't know why people take me so seriously. I never even know what I'm saying. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't know why ya'll are going to church. God is busy monitoring facebook to make sure everyone is sharing and liking those Jesus photos. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't know why you're always talking about yourself to me. Why not ask how I'm doing? I'm doing great, thanks for asking. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i dont like drama " says the bitch who makes the most drama. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i dont like fucking with certain people because i know not everyone has the best intentions for me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't like my food to touch, I know it's weird cause it all goes down the same but I just can't it feels weird 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't like people who hate certain group of people. But I get along very well with people who hate everybody equally. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't like when people are jerks in real life but I love when people are jerks on Jeopardy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i don't like when people stare at me. unless ur cute u can stare if ur cute. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't mean to be a downer, but imagine if all the money spent on elaborate fireworks displays was instead given to me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I'm sorry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends I can be certain of. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't need a perfect relationship, I just need someone who won't give up on me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't need a perfect relationship. I want a true and loyal one. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't need a " previously on... " I've been watching this show for nine hours straight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't need to associate with people who say fag/faggot #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't need to control my anger. Everybody around me needs to control their habit of pissing me off. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't need to do an ab workout, I sneezed 3 times really hard earlier. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i don't normally chase after boys but if he's over 6ft and has good hair then a bitch might just powerwalk #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i dont owe anyone an explanation for the things i say or do #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't plan on texting for a long time. if it's not helping my pockets it's a waste of text #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't really feel like doing anything to my hair but getting caught in the rain then taking that nap with no scarf says otherwise 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't really have feelings until 2 am and then i get sad about everything #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't really have feelings until night time, then I get sad about everything. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't really know where I stand in people's lives... one minute they treat me like I'm someone special, then nothing the next. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't really talk to a lot of people anymore. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't run. In fact, if you see me running, you better follow because it's likely something is chasing me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't see how anyone could dislike morning traffic that makes you late for school. #sarcastictweet 👆 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't see how people kiss they dogs. My dog be over here licking his own dick #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't see why everybody wants a white iPhone. Everyone knows the black one runs faster. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't send dick pics because I'm a gentleman and don't want to use up your entire data plan with a file that large. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't stalk. I just update myself on what's going on in people's lives. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't think boys understand that girls stalking skills are sooo strong that we can literally find out ur entire autobiography in 12 mins #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't think I can reach an ultimate level of calm any other way than cleaning my room #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't think I could ever stab someone. I can barely get the straw in the Capri Sun. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't think I'll be able to make it through a whole day tomorrow at school without breaking down. So that's cool. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't think playing catch with the kid was the problem so much as the fact that I kept dropping them #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't think stupid people understand how much effort goes into not punching them in the face #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't think we can ever truly heal if we don't stop this endless blame game about who exactly released those dogs. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't think y'all understand how excited I am for bts ' comeback like I wasn't here for pt. 1 so this is just. hurting. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't understand. Are you interested in literature? That's interesting. Please tell me more about yourself. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't understand banks. How they have chains on their pens, I'm trusting them with money so why don't they trust me with pens? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens. If I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pen. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i don't understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my phone and laptop all day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't understand interventions. What's the point of being told I drink too much by a room full of reasons why I drink in the first place? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't understand. I want to talk about literature. That's interesting. Please tell me more about yourself. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I dont understand people who dont listen to music how do u survive?are u ok? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't understand people who only sleep with one pillow. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't understand why I put myself out there. I have the best luck with dating I shouldn't have to. #yeahright #foreveralone #losing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't understand why people feel the need to brag. Stay humble and shut up. No one cares. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't understand why people get angry someone breaks up w/ them by text. I used to break up with people by just never talking to them again #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i don't understand why people need to do drugs or party in order to have fun like have you tried mac n cheese #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't usually lose my phone.. but when I do it's on silent. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't usually share personal things and feelings, so if I share them with you, it's because I trust you and because I care about you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i dont wanna be famous for the money i wanna be famous so i can be friends with other famous people (and the money ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i dont wanna go to college i wanna go to concerts #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't wanna love anyone else the way I loved him... I don't have time for the heartbreak #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't wanna say I'm better than everybody, but I was at the gym at 7 AM today. So it's hard for me to not say that. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i dont want 8 classes tomorrow and start with pe like bitcj school calm the fuck down i hateyou so muhchhcks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't want a sugar daddy but can I have like a sugar auntie? Just a sweet old woman who gives me money cuz she believes in me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't want my relationship to be perfect, I want it to be worth it : #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I dont want socialism or reverse socialism, crony capitalism is not free market.. I want a small govt #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't want to ask because I'm scared of the answer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't want to get carried away here but these security guards aren't really giving me a choice. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I dont want to get caught LOL #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i dont want to go to school tomorrow 😞😞😞😞 classes always feel longer on fridays #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't want whatever I want. Nobody does. Not really. What kind of fun would it be if I just got #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't want you back, but I do want to stop this new person from making you happy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I don't want you to wait for me, I'm not coming home ✌️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I doubt vodka is the answer but its worth a shot #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT, WHEREVER I WANT... as long as my mom says its ok #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd prefer " baby I'm busy right now, I'll call u as soon as I get the chance, I love u. " rather than a text 5hours later with some bs excuse #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd probably buy a lot more DVDs if they stopped wrapping them in indestructible witch-plastic. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd rather be slapped in the face by a real friend than hugged by a fake one. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd rather fail at trying, than succeed at doing nothing. " Happy Wednesday! It may be a wet one, but you can still make it a great one! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I dreamed you bought me a pizza and you said I'm the best sister ever ☺️ @KoreyMoge #yeahright #likethatwouldhappen #thenwegotinawreck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I drive 30 minutes to take an exam only for my professor to say he doesn't have copies and for me to take it next week. Great. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I drive without a license or permit & your excuse is that your license got taken away? lol ok 😂 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I dropped out of school so I can become a Pokémon Trainer! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I drove to school just to find out both my classes are cancelled today, yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I drown my charger the other day and now it won't charge my phone. Looks like I have to go out and buy a new cord. #awesome #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd save a lot more money on car insurance if they quit spending billions on advertising. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd say go to hell, but I don't want to see you again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd say the biggest difference between 2Chainz & me is that all he wants for his birthday is a big booty hoe, & Id prefer a Target gift card #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'd tell you a great time travel joke... but you didn't like it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I dunno if she's dumb or just a bitch. Luckily she's cute. And I like her in Twenty Three. Lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I 💙 eating in the dining hall alone #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I eat lunch in my car and use Starbucks as my office multiple times a week. my job is so glamorous #not #butiloveittodeath #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I eat what you eat in 10 years, in 2 days - Rick Ross #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I either cry or turn into a psychopath when I'm mad there is no in-between #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i either eat 20 meals a day or forget to eat at all there is literally nothing in between #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I either eat nothing or eat everything. There is no in between. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i either get a 90 on a test or a 34 there is no in between #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i either read for 4 hours straight or dont read for 4 months there is no in between #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I end all my texts with < ;3 because my ball sack always wears a party hat. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I enjoy sitting next to you... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I enjoy tweeting @Harry_Styles and not getting a reply #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i envy people who can go to sleep seconds after closing their eyes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I exercise by running up the street, knocking on all the doors. Jehovah's Fitness. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I exercise. I do one sit up everyday when I get out of bed in the morning. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if 2016 me knew 2010 me then i would hate myself 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If a cop pulls over a U -Haul, he's trying to bust a move. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If a girl asks you about another specific girl, don't even bother lying. She already knows #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if a girl mentions it more than once, it's bothering her #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If a girl receives a compliment/ gets hit on & doesn't inform twitter about it, did it really happen?! #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if a girl says bye when she's mad at you, YOU DON'T SAY BYE BACK ARE U DUMB #sarcasm TrainSen 1 IF a girl sleeps with 20 guys she's called a slut but if a guy does it... he's probably gay.. yep.. gay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if a girl's mad she'll go on twitter and find something to retweet she relates to in under 7 seconds #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher : 'What do you do at a red light?' Me : 'I usually respond to texts and check my Facebook. ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I fake sleep when my family members come in my room so they don't talk to me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I fall asleep and wake up excited then i remember and then i say nvm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If a man says you're ugly he's being mean. If a woman says you're ugly she's envious. If a little kid says you're ugly, you're ugly. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If a mugger ever asks me to draw an uppercase cursive Q or he'll shoot, tell my family I died a hero. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If a nigga ain't losing sleep over you why is you losing sleep over him? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If an Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence your answer should always be, Please don't hit me again officer. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If anyone could read my mind I'm pretty sure they'd be traumatized for life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If anyone ever read me and my girlfriends conversations they'd probably think we hate each other #sarcastic #couple @k_friday863 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If anyone is interested in trading some sex for nachos, let me know. I'll bring either the sex OR the nachos #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If anyone offers you drugs say thank you, because drugs are expensive. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i farted and it smells like a hong kong meat market at 5 on a hot day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I farted in the Apple store the other day and everyone got pissed. Not my fault they don't have Windows. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I farted so loud in front of the twins I babysit. can't wait until they tell their dad #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If a special needs child walks into class late, is it still appropriate to call them " tardy "? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, then have we found the perfect location for a Nickelback concert? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if by " cat person " you mean I like to sleep all day, hate most people, & thrive on the internet, then yes. I'm a cat person. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If by D you mean dessert, then yes I want the D. I want the D right now. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier why cant i #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly.. why did it fall off in the first place? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If climate change causes terrorism, don't we have like a trillion years to wait ISIS out? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If couples who are in love are called 'love birds ', then couples who always argue should be called 'angry birds. ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if crying could make me lose weight i'd always be in shape #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If diamonds are a girl's best friend does that mean my ex is going to sleep with them too? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If Donald Trump wins the presidency with no background in politics I shouldn't have to graduate college to get a good job in my field #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If @doriegreenspan says this is the best way to roll out #pie dough, we're not arguing : #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If " dress for the job you want " were true, there would be a lot more people wearing capes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I feel as though common sense should be referred to as the sense formerly known as common. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I feel a text is too serious without an lol or haha in there somewhere. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I feel bad for kids nowadays who can't get the toys they want because their parents have to be 18 or older to call. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I feel bad for lions at zoos. How would you feel if a bunch of pizzas came to your house, took your picture, and you couldn't even eat them? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I feel bad for unmarried people with no kids. Who do you scream at? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i feel bad for whoever lost me like wow do you you realize the big mistake you made, you'll never find someone like me again 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I feel beautiful. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I feel great about my exam score #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I feel horrible but my mom is making me go to school lol yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I feel important #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I feel lazier than the dude who drew the Japanese flag. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I feel like a nerd I'm too excited to start school 😅✌️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i feel like crap and my kids were absolutely crazy today... what a good monday #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I feel like crying... Wait a minute... I see what the problem is... I'm just listening to Drake #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I feel like I have no life anymore I am always working I just want a day off already... :( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I feel like I'm 15 and without a license again #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i feel like im always on the verge of doing something great or doing nothing at all #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I feel like I'm going to throw up.. Today is going to be grand.? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I feel like I'm in middle school again this is so fun yay bieber fever! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I feel like I'm living on a half hour of sleep. 😰 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I feel like I'm the only fucking person without their license 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I feel like the album will sound so much more incredible live like I swear they just sound like they'll be amazing live ygm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I feel played that I got homework on the first day of school and a quiz tomorrow like wHhhhYyYy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I feel so hormonal, I just heard " the fray-don't let me go " and cried for a good 10 -15 minutes #lovebeingateenager #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I feel so important right now #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I feel so loved #not 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I feel sooo bad for people that have to work indoors in the AC #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I feel so out of touch with internet slang. I read ICYMI 3x today and had no idea what it meant, so like any good old foggy, I googled it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i feel so proud when my friends tell me their parents like me like damn right they do, im a delight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I feel sorry for any business students that still have classes on Fridays #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I fell in love with sm1 over the weekend simply by chance, but I won't move any further, no matter how nice it was, esp. Saturday night :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I fell in love with your personality, your looks are just a bonus. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I felt like a hero when I saved a girl from choking today... By taking my dick out of her mouth #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If every kiss begins with " k " then I'm just going to assume that when you text me " k " you secretly want to make out. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If everyone is laughing I cant be hurt too badly, right? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if he doesnt touch ur booty is he even your boyfriend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If HR made employees settle their disputes with public dance-offs, everyone would try a lot harder to get along. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I actually spoke my mind, I'd be in big trouble. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I ask my mom to take a picture for me with my phone there is a 99% chance it will be a video of me yelling " IT'S THE BUTTON ON FRONT! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I ask you to take a picture & you take about 23 so I have options of not only a planned picture but also candids, you are my favorite #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I can literally see half of your ass cheek, you're trying to hard and #slut #notsorry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I can't be weird around you, we can't be friends. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I clicked on every web ad I see, I'd have 156 free iPads and a dick the size of the pre -9/11 Twin Towers. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I could be any animal I'd pick a turtle, strictly for the chance, however slight, I could be turned into a ninja. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if I could fly blasting in the car yeah fuck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I could go back in time & not sneak outta my house Everynight in middle school... Wait, I probably would still sneak out lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I could punch you without getting in trouble, believe me, I would. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I could put into words how much I love waking up at 5 am on Tuesday's I would...?. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I could remember school work like I remember lyrics... I would be a genius. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if i could sleep for a week trust me i would #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I delete your number... You're basically deleted from my life.? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I die young, please have my tombstone read : " An unexpected error occurred. " If I'm old, then : " Operation timed out. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I don't mention you.. then the tweet wasn't about you.. But if the shoe fits.. then lace that bitch up and wear it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I don't remember what I did, don't ruin it for me by reminding me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if i dont snapchat u back its not bc im ignoring u its bc my face isnt cooperating #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I don't text back it's because I replied in my mind but was too lazy to physically reply and I'm really sorry. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if I don't use my headphones and just listen all day people talking around maybe one day I will just wake up and speak german #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I drink alcohol, I'm an alcoholic. What about if I drink Fanta? I'm FANTASTIC. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I drunk text you and you're asleep, don't text me in the morning, that ship has sailed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I ever am on time I literally deserve a million dollars and an award. #FOREVERLATE #notmyfault #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I ever run out of toothpaste, I'll just lick my bathroom mirror. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I feel like I'm making more of an effort than you, then I'll just stop trying all together. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I go sleep at 6 in the morning, does it mean I go sleep early or late? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if I got $1 for every time I rolled my eyes I would be a billionaire #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if i got a dollar for every time i thought about you, i would start thinking about you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if i got my eyes on u i dont see ANYONE but u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I go to class, I don't listen. If I listen, I can't learn anything. If I learn something, I forgot it in a moment. You see my problem? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I got paid for being lazy, I'd be a billionaire. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if I had a dollar for every time I got my hopes up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If i had a dollar for every time someone told me i was pretty i would have exactly one dollar thanks mom #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if i had my license the only thing i'd use it for is mcdonalds at 3am #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I had three wishes, I'd use one for boobs. Because I'm pretty sure I could get everything else that I wanted if I had boobs. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I had to be any Kardashian sister, I would choose Bruce Jenner. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I had to pick one thing to do for the rest of my life it would be hitting the snooze button. I'm confident I could do that forever. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I haven't said something vulgar to you then we probably aren't good friends. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if i have to text you first every single time then we aint gonna text #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I'll be out sick. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if i like one of your pics don't text me. saying long time not talk. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I look like I give a fuck look again #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if i lose trust in you i will never be able to trust you again. ive been hurt way too much before #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple'Thank you ' is all I need. Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I'm being left alone to do whatever - i will play for the rest of my life. i love goofing around too much. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I'm ever murdered, I have no doubt that my chalk outline would include my phone in my hand #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I'm not a good enough friend for you then why did you even try to be my friend. #im #not #stupid #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I'm not doing school I'm on my music shit and there's not really time for fun anymore besides when niggas is lit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if im really into you nobody will get the same attention like you do #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I finally got one test out of the way and now I need to retake one more on Tuesday before I can get my electronics back! #excited! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I find it funny that you think I'm the reason he doesn't want to be with you #yeahright 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i find it hard trusting people cause everyone who promised they would never leave, always did #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I find it offensive when cashiers look at my money like it's fake. If I knew how to counterfeit money I'd be doing wilder shit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I find it very stressful that Smokey thinks that I'm the only one that can prevent forest fires. I don't feel trained for this! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I find it weird that my advisor, upperclassmen, and my other professors have no idea who my chemistry professor is. #comforting #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If i punch my self and it hurts does it mean i'm really strong or really weak. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I saw a ghost, I would not be scared. I'd be like " Sit your translucent ass down, I have a lot of questions! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 IF I SAY BYE TO YOU BECAUSE I'M MAD YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LET ME GO #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I say " it's a great day to be alive, " it's because those are literally my only plans. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if I say " okay *ur name * " then just know that I officially have an attitude... or you've just said something that made me mad #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I send u 4 messages on 4 different topics, don't just reply to 1? This isn't a multiple choice question? Do I look like a fuckin exam? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I share my food with you, that means I care. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I should die before I wake... I ask the lord my phone to erase. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I show you a picture on my phone, don't swipe left, don't swipe right. Just look. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if i sing infront of u im extremely comfortable around you cause i sound terrible as fuck lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If i stay in bed ill be warm if i get in the shower ill also be warm but the distance between the bed and the shower no that is not warm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I take care of my character, my reputation will take care of me. #not perfect but doing me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if i texted you goodnight its your responsibility to text me first the next day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I text you all like.. " heyy :) " and you reply with " hi ", I'm done taking to you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if it rains on sunday im gonna brain myself bc yay a concert in the pouring rain #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if i treated people how they treated me they'd hate me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I treated you the way you treated me, you would hate me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If it's human to make mistakes I'm a really good human. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If its the thought that counts then I've banged so many hot chicks. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If it's true that opposites attract, I should be looking for someone that gets up early and does important stuff all day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if it takes you a long time to text me, imna times it by 2, what's the quotient? that's how I feel when I wanted a text to 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If it takes you more than 3 words to order a drink at Starbucks, we can't be friends. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If it werent for alcohol how would we even know when to call our exes? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If it weren't for Sam Adams I would have no idea what season it was. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If it were the other way around, I doubt that one cat would take in 80 little old ladies. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if I type lol it means i blew air out my nose harder than usual don't get too excited #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If i unfollowed you on IG just now its bc youre posts are fucking pointless/annoying. Sorry #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I've learned anything from these ghost hunter shows, it's that everyone speaks English after they die. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I was a marriage counselor I would just make the couple look at a dating website for 20 minutes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I was an author, I'd go into bookstores and find the shelf with my books, randomly sign one, and put it back on the shelf to be sold. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I was a teacher I would create a multiple choice test where all 30 answers are D just to fuck with the students heads. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I was doing this for you then I'd have nothing left to prove. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I was ever to get married I would wear @MarchesaFashion 😍 #WeddingDress #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if i was famous i would start a vlog where i read fanfics about me aloud #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if i was in a band i'd be the one that gets ignored by fans #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I was just learning English and you told me a sport called BOXING takes place in a SQUARE area called a RING, I'd probably give up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I was one less lonely girl I would have a friend hold my phone I would not bring it up there, I'd want to enjoy the moment #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I was stranded on a desert island and I could only bring one thing, I would bring Dora. That girl has everything in that backpack. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I were a bathroom tile salesman, my pitch would be'Think of how great this will look in the background of your social networking pics. ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I were a boxer I'd name my fists the Brown Brothers. Allow me to introduce you to Chris & Bobby. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I were a ghost I would haunt people by knocking on their door as soon as they start masturbating! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I were a judge I'd constantly say " I'll be the judge of that! " and also freeball under my robe and stuff. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I were an Ice Hauler in the belt I'd give my right arm for a good coffee. #TheExpanse #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If I worked at a sperm bank I would tell people " thank you, come again " when they're walking out just to mess with them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If Kanye or Kim were both drowning and you only had time to save one. What type of sandwhich would you make? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I FKN HATE being called MY LOVE but HE MAKES IT SO CUTE 😂 😂 😭 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If McDonalds really cared about America they'd put sperm-killing ingredients in all their food. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if my best friend hates you then I automatically hate you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If my friend asks me to keep a secret, and says, " Don't tell a soul, " can I still tell my ginger friend? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If my " friends " post just two more scripture quotes on Facebook, I will have officially read the entire bible. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If my girl liked to suck dick as much as she loves to suck the fun out of things maybe we can get along #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If my laundry could just do itself, then that'd be awesome. Bc this girl is ready for bed. 😴 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If my memory gets any worse I'll be able to plan my own surprise party. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if my mom & dad come home with no food for me. im getting money from them and going get some to eat. i refuse to eat anything else. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If my name was Mario I'd get into as many relationships as I can just so I could break up w/ them and say, 'It's not you, it's -a me! Mario. ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If my tweets offend you :1. stop being a sensitive pussy 2. Fuck your feelings #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If one door closes and another one opens, seek help your house is haunted. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If one door closes & another door opens, you're probably in prison. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I forget, on which side of my dinner plate am I supposed to set my phone? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I forgot how great the music at the gym is. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I forgot how much of a good friend you are ☺️ #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I forgot I have class tomorrow and I was about to run off with a friend, looks like she'll have to wait till tomorrow. If she wit it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i forgot i'm allergic to raspberries and i ate raspberry fruit snacks today and now i'm covered in hives but it's whatever #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I forgot my book at home, and now I'm stuck babysitting for 9 hours with nothing to do #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I found a random dollar under my bed while cleaning my room last night. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I found out last night that the only thing worse than waking up 3 times to pee is sleeping right through it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I found out that Crossfit is a lot like reverse fight club. Because the first rule of Crossfit is to never shut the fu *k up about Crossfit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I found the periodic table kinda fun in middle school but now that I'm in Chemistry I hate it with a burning passion #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If people could hear the next 5 seconds after I hit end on a call, I would have no friends. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If people rode their spouses like they did their brakes the divorce rate would drop drastically. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If people want bareback, they don't have any problems with #HIV. Some people love #bareback. I wouldn't want it no other way. #bbbh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I friggin love Toronto traffic #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money id just laugh and search with them nigga im broke #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If school isn't a place to sleep then home isn't the place to study. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If see a girl blasting music and showing oreos in her mouth before work in the parking lot, yeah thats me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If she doesn't remember when Adam Sandler was funny, she's too young for you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If she fucking big brothers homies what do you call her? #not #regulars #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If she gets dressed immediately after sex, you did everything wrong. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If she is still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If she liked your Status on Facebook. That obviously means she wants to have sex. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If she's over 6 feet. She probably has a penis twice the size as yours #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If somebody sends me a link to the new Danny brown music video That I can watch in canada Ill paypal you 5 bucks #probably #not #really #plz #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If someone acts like they don't care about you, believe them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if someone can fall asleep knowing ur crying, knowing ur hurting or didn't get home safe, they don't care for you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if someone could like throw me into traffic rn that'd be great bc i have a college exam i have done 0 studying for #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If someone hates you for no reason, give that motherfucker a reason. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If someones Facebook picture is a car, should I assume that they are a transformer? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If someone takes a long time to text me back.. i intentionally take a long time as well #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If someone tells you " it's better than sex " they're not doing the sex right. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If someone texts " K ", just reply with " L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If someone truly wants you, they'll do anything in their power to keep you and not fuck shit up... facts #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If someone upsets you, write a nasty letter and file it away before you say something you might regret. Then punch the person in the face. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if someone wants to help me study for the ap stat test tomorrow that'll be great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If someone wants to supply me with wine after work I would love you forever. I'm gonna need it after this shift. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if someone will do my history homework I will love you forever 😇😇 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If someone will fund it, I'll go to the rainforest and just lick stuff until I find a cool new drug. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If State Farm were such a good neighbor they'd come over and pick up all the dog sh*t in my yard. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If stress was a drug, I would be high as fuck. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If Tetris has taught me anything it's that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If the government shut down Netflix, people would be flipping over police cars. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If the ice melts before you finish your drink, we can't be friends. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If the lion wasn't a coward and the Scarecrow had a brain, they would have warned the Tinman that he was better off without a heart. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If there's an emoji by your name in my phone, you're doing something right. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If theres anything I learned today its that the Kim Kardashian app is better then clash of clans... 😂 😒 #Not #IdownloadedIt @doriii_033 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If there's one thing I can't stand it's someone who's trying to talk while I'm interrupting. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If there was a contest for the most exciting life, I would for sure win with no questions asked 😟 😂 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If the shampoo and conditioner in her shower are not the same brand GET THE HELL OUT, SHE'S A MAN! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If the Tigers are able to win the division it is going to be an exciting finish. Please win the next 11 games and make KC cry. #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If the weekend made it lit... biebs made it rain #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If the world doesnt end on December 21st, 2013, I have a feeling there will be a lot of babies born on September 20th, 2013. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If the world turns to shit from all this hatred I just hope I'm standin hand in hand wit my love when it goes down #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If they actually made a drink called " Haterade " I'd probably buy it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if they put their arm in front of you when they brake really hard u know it's real #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If the zombie apocalypse occurs, I'm finding my buddies who got to level 56 with me on COD and we're starting our running cycle. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If this tweet gets 5,000 rt you have to cut the top part of your hair short 🎊 @FaZe_Rain @RainMerch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If those Amazon drones can really get to your house in 30 minutes then condoms are about to become their #1 selling item. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If time is money then I need to borrow a few weeks. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If tonight gets anymore entertaining I really don't think I'll be able to handle it. #not #fuckinggay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 IF U ABUSE AN ANIMAL U DESERVE TO BE BURIED ALIVE, THEY DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHATS HAPPENING ALL THEY TRY TO DO IS MAKE U HAPPY #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If u are dead tired and sleep deprived but have a lot of homework too.. Go to sleep. Your health is so damn important. School can wait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if u are lucky enough 2 find a cute weirdo who loves u never let them go #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if u cant handle the sass u cant have the ass #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I fucking love liars. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I fuck wit anyone who fucks wit me " rt #Not everybody doe #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If u could have one super power would you pick flying, invisibility, or falling asleep without questioning every decision you've ever made? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if u don't get a reply i'm either • eating • sleeping • tweeting • watching a tv series • or i just hate you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if u dont like me idc cause i dont like me either lmfao #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If ugliness was measured in bricks I would be the great wall of china. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if u hate christmas spirit u can jingle the fuck out of my life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if u leave a girl bc ur tired of " arguing " u are so stupid. u gon argue with any girl u talk too, despite how good it is in the beginning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If u listen closely u can hear no one giving a shit about u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If ur arguing with ur girl an u think it's just between u n her then ur obviously unaware of the demon squad groupchat bc it's 16 against 1 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If ur boyfriend doesn't sneakily touch ur butt in public then why are u dating him? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if ur eyebrows and nails are fleeky u have the right to be cheeky #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If ur planning on going to college any time soon you need the free College Interactive app on ur phone 😏 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If ur sad, pet a dog and u will be ok. If ur mad, pet a dog and u will be ok. If ur happy, pet a dog and u will be happier. Always pet dogs. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If u r used to sleep with the tv on for background noise. U can save the money by dating a person that talks in his/her sleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If u smoke u die If u drink u die If u eat u die If u love u die.. no matter what u die. So do whateva u want homie cuz u gon die anyways. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If u think u have no time to do homework in highschool just wait until Uni, I don't even have time to pee anymore #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if u wake me up by turning on all the lights, there's a 100% chance that i've already started planning 1000 different ways to kill u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if u wanna ignore me i will ignore u twice as hard #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If we all end up in prison one day for illegal music downloads, I can only hope that they divide us by music genres. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If we all winked, laughed out loud, stuck out our tongues and blew kisses in real life as much as we do in texts... it would be very creepy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 IF WE ARE TEXTING AND YOU GET BUSY LET ME KNOW, DON'T JUST LEAVE ME HANGING AND WAITING FOR A REPLY FOR LIKE 20 HOURS! thank you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If we ate cats for lunch we could consolidate something like 85% of all Facebook photos. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If we can teach gorillas sign language, we can definitely teach them the dance to Thriller. GET ON IT SCIENCE! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If we could just like not put three chapters into one test that'd be great thanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if we date just know I'm gonna have like 81829922829 off guard pictures of you in my camera roll #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If we date you can have my phone password, read my texts, answer my phone, get on my twitter, and read my DM's. I have NOTHING to hide. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if we date you don't ever have to buy me jewelry or PINK, I will love you just for picking me up ice cream while you're at the grocery store #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if we date you're gonna be all over my snapchat story #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If we're dating my entire family will help you make fun of me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if we're friends & you're broke & we go out & I get hungry... WE BOTH GONNA EAT. I'm not gonna be like " pay me back " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If we're in a car and I love the song on the radio and you turn it down to tell me something, please know that I now hate you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If we smash Villa at weekend. People will say all's ok after all.. #afc #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If we start now and make the effort, we can make the world a more peaceful place. We have to try. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 IF WE USED TO BE FRIENDS AT SOME POINT DON'T BE SCARED TO HIT ME UP AND ASK TO HANGOUT BC MOST LIKELY I MISS YOU SO MUCH AND WANNA SEE YOU #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if we used to talk & don't anymore chances are i miss the hell out of u but i've assumed that u dislike me & that's why we stopped talking #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If we were given the chance to be together, I'd take it in a heartbeat. No hesitation, no contemplation, no regrets. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If y'all don't roast tf out each other y'all ain't really friends #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you ain't never been called burnt when you was getting made fun of, you not truly dark skin. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you already know someone is taken, please respect their relationship. Don't be the reason they end up single. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if you annoy me once the chances are i'm never speaking to you again #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you are living your life without giving an " f ", You are living a li [ ]e. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won ’t feel like you are alone anymore. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you are reading this, you are reading this. Retweet to make someone read this too. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you are the older twin, call your little sibling 50 times a day and say " when I was your age " then describe what you did 6 minutes ago #sarcasm TrainSen 1 IF YOU ARE THE TYPE OF GUY THAT KISSES A GIRL ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD WHEN YOU HUG THEM THEN YOU ARE DOING IT RIGHT MY FRIEND #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you are waiting for the one who will truly love you, be calm, I just woke up. #ALDUBFixedMarriage #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you ask me a question, I say " I don't know " and you ask me again, prepare for a very ridiculous answer. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you ask someone out and they say no, try it again in a few minutes wearing sunglasses and smoking a cigarette. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you ask to go to the nurse the teacher literally can't say no #notforme #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you ask why I'm never excited about snow, it's because I have to wake up at an ungodly hour to blow it off the driveway #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if you can do perfect winged eyeliner every day, then you can do anything #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you can make bae food without poisoning it right after a heated argument that is some deep unconditional af love lolbs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you can retweet this with your bottom lip then you're a good kisser.?! NO CHEATING. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you can't deal with my sarcasm. I can't deal with being your friend. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you can't fix it with duct tape or a martini ; it ain't worth fixing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you can't handle being talked about then you are not ready for success #sarcasm TrainSen 1 IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST i dont blame u neither can i #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best " literally translates to " I'm a loud, sloppy drunk. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you can't laugh repeatedly on the same joke, why do you cry over and over again on the same issue? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if you cheat on someone who was all about you then you are stupid as fuck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you chew on broken glass for a few minutes it starts to taste like blood. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you come up to my bedroom door and there is a sock on the door handle it means I'm having sex... Probably with the other sock. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you comment on your own Facebook status before anyone else does, I'm going to assume you're crazy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you could remind me of changing the song on my headphones, we would still be in a relationship. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you cross the street in front of my car, don't insult me with that lazy half-jog motion. Sprint it out, tuck your head, and tumble-roll. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you do not enjoy what you are doing you will never be good at it. -Luke Parker #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you don't follow me or your not tweeting the same time I am and you know what my tweets say your a STALKER! #not up for debate 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you don't have anything nice to say, put it all on social networks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you don't have Peace at home, something is definitely wrong. #No Order #Not Taking Care Of Business #Anything Does Not Go #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you don't know the difference between your and you're, your an idiot. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you don't know what happened to Ketchup, a fan broke in to the house 5sos was in at the time and literally stole him #notevenjoking #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you don't leave a buffet looking like someone told you bad news you didn't get your money's worth. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you don't text me back within a hour and try and pick up on the same conversation stop, that boat sailed a long time ago ⛵️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you don't use your turn signals I'm gonna assume automatically that you are a douchebag in every aspect of your life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you don't wear skinny jeans, I question your ability to lead worship. #sarcastictweet #skinnyjeans #Jesusswagger #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you eat it in the car before you get home, it never existed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you ever doubted the deep desire in your fellow man to help just ask a rhetorical question. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you ever feel like a failure, just know that somewhere in the world, someone just lost their straw inside a Capri Sun. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you ever feel sad in life, just watch my marriage video. " - My father #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you ever feel unattractive, just remember that you look like your ancestors and all of them got laid. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say " in jesus name amen " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you ever want a compliment go to @Freyacasserly #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you ever want someone to see two sides of an argument, call your closest #Cancer. They love being just and fair. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you ever want to hate yourself, click the 2008 button on your Facebook timeline and read what you posted. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you fail to plan, you plan to fail #YeahRight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember... You can always change your birthday on facebook! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you figured it all out today, what would be the point of tomorrow? ENJOY the process of being a work in progress. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you fill a water bottle, take it into a dark room and pour the water on the floor, you've just wasted your time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if you find someone who is all about you dont ever let them go #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if you follow me on twitter and you know me in real life just remember one thing what goes on twitter stays on twitter #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you force a hocker to have sex with you is that consider rape? Or shoplifting #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you get a million dollars with impotency would you take it? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you get drunk and don't regret anything the next day, then something is wrong with the way you drink. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you get in a fight, and somebody yells " worldstar ". You better fight for your life. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you get pulled over for a DUI, you should get 1 chance to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart w/o falling off. If you can, you're free to go. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you get pulled over in a Smart Car for speeding, you should get a standing ovation, not a ticket. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you go shopping at Walmart and no one stares at you as you walk by, you're one of them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you go to dinner alone always ask for a table for two. Look sad as you eat and you will almost always get a free dessert #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you guys ever need anything always remember I'm just an unanswered phone call away. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you hate FAKE ass people Retweet This With Your Middle Finger #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you have a bunch of crack and the police get a search warrant to find it - THAT's how paper beats rock. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you have a gf and a random female walks up to you just to flirt just run, I repeat RUN its a set up your gf is watching you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you have a problem with me, tweeting about it is an excellent idea! BC I GIVE SO MANY DAMNS! #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you have a stupid ex, retweet this with your middle finger #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you haven't said " Luke I am your father, " into an oscillating fan, then we can't hang out. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you have the opportunity to tell someone you love them, do it. Spread the love around. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you have to bring someone else down in order to display your confidence, you're not confident at all. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you have to take 2 trips bringing in groceries, you might as well take 3. You left your balls in the car. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you have to wake me up to ask me for something, the answer is automatically " no. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you hear someone blasting Temporary Fix from their car, yeah that's me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you ignore me, please don't think Imma respond to you whenever you decide you want to talk. Fuck that & you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you insult Harry Potter I will take it very personally and probably never think of you in the same way ever again #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if you invite me to a party please make sure to have a cat or dog present so I have someone to hang out with. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you knock on my door and I say " yeah " it doesn't mean " Come on in! " it means " stay where you are and state your business. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if you lie to me and i find out then u dont exist to me anymore #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you lie to me, you'll never lie next to me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you like someone, tell them or just stalk them on every social network and cry yourself to sleep every night It's whatevs " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you listen closely you can hear the gas pump tell your kid's college fund to go screw itself. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you live in a custom-built house that doesn't have a secret room hidden behind a fake bookcase, then seriously what is the point? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you look closely at the screen, you will notice that you are closer to the screen #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you lookin for me me I'm with @b1gchunk in the Lab workin tonight 📹🎵👉🏿 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you love someone, set them on fire. If they come back, it's a phoenix. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, tell it " I told you so " and guilt trip it into buying you expensive presents. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you need some help at Home Depot and are being ignored, get on one of their step ladders. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if you never jumped from one couch to another to save yourself from the lava, then you didn't have a childhood #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I'm going to make out with you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you put a fogged window or mirror in front of a man he will draw a dick. It's science. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If Your a Redskins Fan.. Talking or Engaging Conversation about The Washington Redskins #NOT Changing Their Name is a Waste of Time! #HTTR #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If your camel toe looks like a elephants hoof, you might want to rethink the yoga pants. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if your car is literally rattling from the fucking bass you're a douchebag #tool #notcool #annoying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If your car is making an annoying noise there is an easy solution! Just open your door, and push her out. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If your cat really loved you it would be a dog. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If your dog gets seasick just getting near the ocean she a bay sick bitch. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if you're a boy and you cry it is not dumb and you are not a pussy you're a fucking human being #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if you're a guy & you make an effort to post pictures of you & your girlfriend randomly or just in general i give you major props. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you really #love #animals do #not #eat them Go #vegan #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you really love her, break into her house and write you name in blood on her walls like a normal person. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you really love her work through problems and don't give up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you really love someone, even if there was a million reasons to leave, you would still look for the one reason to stay. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you really want people to notice you, be a typo. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you're an adult, please don't kiss your parent on the lips, you're creeping everyone out. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you're born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a 'Bang. ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If youre ever attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you're fat and you are sitting down, there's a 100% chance your crack is showing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you're feeling bored, find a group photo of four girls on instagram and then comment " you three look great! " Wait and grab popcorn. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you're feeling lonely, just remember that there are trillions of tiny creatures living on & in your body thinking you're their universe. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you're going into highschool and cant do at least 4 pirouettes you obviously go to a fantastic studio #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you're going to be a dick.. At least be a big one. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you're gonna be nice, be nice to a certain extent.. stop being nice to the point where people are walking all over you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if you're gonna ignore me then you should know i can do exactly the same, but even worse. like i will pretend u dont exist #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you're good at something never do it for free. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you're gunna make everyone sit at the light as you walk across the street at least do some cartwheels, finger pistols, twerk, SOMETHING. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you're happy and you know it, you're probably exhausting to be around. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you're having a bad day just remember that it will get worse and you're ugly. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if you're mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you're #not in my #corner then your an #opposition... #RNS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you're out running in jeans, I'm gonna go ahead and assume you just participated in a felony. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you're riding shotgun, you're automatically on cop look-out. With great power comes great responsibility. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you're single :1. You're either talking to someone 2. Stuck on an ex 3. Chasing someone who's taken 4. Ignoring someone who wants u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you're sober, it's a police car. But if you're drunk, it's a taxi. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you're stuck in a group text, one easy way to get out is to throw your phone in the ocean and start a new life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my a **! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you're waiting for a text from me, you'll be waiting for a long time 😏 😴 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if you're wearing a fucking jean jacket in yo avi or any where you are literally a fuck boy lmao. #NotDope 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you're wearing socks on a wood or tiled floor & sliding is not your mode of transport then I'm not sure we can be friends #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you're wearing sweat pants either you just worked out or you've never worked out. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If your ex is still capable of changing your mood, you still have feelings for them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If your friends aren't making fun of you, they're not really your friends. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If your gf doesn't put hands on you during an argument she doesn't love you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If your girlfriends driving you crazy? It's probably because it's the only kind of driving she's good at. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if your girlfriend tells you to stop talking to a girl because she knows her intentions, about 105% of the time she's right #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If your graduating in December you'd still have to pay 75 dollars for one semester of parking... yepp that makes sense #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If your mom can't find it, it's gone forever. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If your parent let you sleep over your boyfriend/girlfriends house or go out of state w/them... CANT RELATE LOL BUT MUST BE NICE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If your picture isn't being used by a stranger to catfish someone, you're a nobody. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If your problem can't be solved by me saying " damn " and nodding a lot, then you shouldn't come to me for help. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If your profile pic was taken over five years ago, you need to have a disclaimer. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If your tweets have never offended anyone, then you tweet like a little bitch. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you say " pumpkin spice latte " in the mirror 3 times a white girl in yoga pants will appear & tell you all her favorite things about fall. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you say the word " douche " fast and repetitively, it will sound like the beat of a techno song #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you scratch my back without me asking I might just might fall in love with you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if you see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if you sing with me in the car imma keep you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you snapchat me and I open it but don't reply, I'm not ignoring you. I just look too ugly to reply at the moment. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you spoke to someone you loved the way you speak to yourself, how long do you think would that person stick around? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you stay, stay forever. If you go, do it today. If you change, change for the better. And if you talk, make sure you mean what you say. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 IF YOU TELL A GIRL YOU THINK SHES PRETTY IN PERSON YOU WIN #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you tell me the truth, I'm gonna be mad but I'll get over it. If you lie to me I'm never gonna be able to trust you again. your choice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you tell me to " sit back, relax, and enjoy " I will stand up, clench every muscle in my body, and hate whatever it is you're about to do. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you tell me you're going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on twitter, I understand completely. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you think about it, the movie Taken is basically Super Mario Bros but with less turtles & slightly more human trafficking. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you think a girl is pretty you should tell her because she'll probably be happy about it for like 4 days #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you think I'm ignoring you... I am. My phones in my hand 24/7 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you think meeting your girlfriends parents is hard just remember Someone is going to try to date Eminems daughter. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if you think my room is a mess you should see my life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if you think my tweets are ridiculous you should see my life choices #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you think there's nothing better than sex, you've never had a cop turn on his lights behind you and then pull over someone else. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you think women are weaker, try pulling the blankets back on your side. 😁 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you tickle my feet I am not responsible for what happens to your face. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you tie your hair in a ponytail every time you're about to eat a banana, you might be a slut. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you treat people like shit, don't expect them to NOT treat you like shit too. What goes around comes around my dear. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you try to wake me up by pulling my blankets off, I'll probably kill you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards... it's actually about a magical boat that saves people. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if you use some weird app to get fake likes on Instagram... I literally can't. #notfoolinganyone 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you use yahoo search engine, A really lonely nerd in his yahoo office frantically googles your request and then posts the results #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if you've ever listened to a song while looking out of the car window and haven't pretend you're in a movie you're lying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you've never given yourself B12 injections, I highly recommend it. I find it kind of fun. #dartboard #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if you wake me up by turning on all the lights, there's a 100% chance that I've already started planning 10 different ways to kill you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if you wake up with a chick and you dont know her name, take her to starbucks, they'll write it on the cup #sarcasm TrainSen 1 if you wanna meet horny singles like this. Sign up on and get laid tonight #not #tinder #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you want a perfect relationship, just watch a movie. bitch. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you want a successful relationship, find someone who likes the same thermostat setting you do. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've never done. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you want to cry use a tissue, not your Facebook status. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you want to feel like an asshole, try explaining a fish tank to a visitor from Somalia. " This is food and water we just look at. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you want to quit smoking, go to a sauna for 3 days in a row and youll sweat out the nicotine which will make it easier to quit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you watch a Harlem Shake backwards, it's about a guy that parties longer than the rest. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you watch Beauty and the Beast backwards its about how falling in love will turn you into a monster. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If you work different shift patterns or rotation, you'd love our scheduling app Download ➜ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 If zombies attack the world, everyone will run and hide. Except for us gamers, of course. We've been waiting for this all our lives! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I gave a fuck once. It was terrible #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I get annoyed when my phone vibrates and it's not the person I actually want to speak to. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I get atb, and yet I'm no ones mcm. Lmfao #yeahright xD #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I get awkward when someone compliments me and idk what to say. someone : you look good today me : happy birthday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I get back from my exam later today and I have to start studying for another one tomorrow... great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I get back to the dorms right when they let people back in from the fire alarm. Perfect timing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I get bored during school holidays, but complain when I have to go back. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i get high self esteem when a cat that hates everybody else ends up liking me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i get ignored so much my name should be terms and conditions #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I get my : Cereal from a tiger, Insurance from a gecko, Toilet paper from a bear, Financial advice from a gorilla. It's people I don't trust. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I get nervous when I see others studying so much before the test. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I get on Twitter and y'all are talking about zesty balls. Let me take my virgin ass to sleep so I can attempt to be on time tomorrow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I get real annoyed when the " 30 minute workout section " machines are being used by random people #closelymonitored #yeahright @PlanetFitness #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I get re-pissed about a old situation whenever I have a flashback about it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I get so emotional when you're not around. That emotion is called joy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I get so excited when someone brings out the cake at a birthday party because that means I can leave soon. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i get so sad when people don't text me back i need attention 24/7 you can't neglect me i'm basically a puppy i'll die #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I getting those random messages from the guy to talking to, saying how special I am 😁 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I get to babysit Mia on monday! I can't wait! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I get to go to my brothers soccer game #yay just what I wanted to do today? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i get to go to my grandma's bday party instead of coronation. ha. yay. #winning 😭 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I get to sleep in tomorrow, how great is that? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I get very annoyed when people mix up there, they're and their. From now on I'm going to point it out, weather they like it or not. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @IGGYAZALEA ain't no way you didn't know you were being taped I call bullshit #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I give a lot dawg nd ion ask for shit I'm just hoping I get a blessing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I give up. Justin Forsett has a broken right arm. He is out for the rest of the game. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ignorance I see at Berkeley Highschool really blows my mind, but it's the world we live in these days. Can't wait to say good riddance. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ignore me? Okay that's cool, just don't be mad when I ignore you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ignore the people who don't appreciate you and try giving your attention to those who deserve it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ignoring things don't make them go away, it makes them drunk dial you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I ❤️ going to bed upset #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I got 20 chicken nuggets 10 for me and 10 for me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I got 25 assignments done today for one class and I wrote 4 papers and typed them, I'm exhausted 😪😪 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i got 99 problems and 97 of them are due by the end of the week #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i got 99 problems and money could solve at least 73 of them #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I got 99 problems but im gonna take a nap and ignore them all #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I got all of the classes I wanted. Yay. Super quick ninja skills aka refreshing the page continuously until it hit 130 so I could get it done #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I got a perfect relationship with my bed. Until this bitch called " alarm " split us up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I got asked if I want the #iPhone6 #not #iPhone4Lyfe #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I got asked to leave bank today. How was I suppose to know what they meant when they said " let's have look at your assets " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I got a text! I hope it's from... OH MY GOD, LEAVE ME ALONE. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I got a understanding that i was straight when i was dry humping girls in kindergarten #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I got bored in the shower today and only shaved one leg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I got lazy so I only shaved one leg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I got locked out of my pickup and had to pay him with my nonexistent money it's been a great day #not #fuckit #fuckthis #itsbeeetime 😡 😢 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I got lost in South Korea once. Ended up doing a lot of Seoul searching. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I got mad love for you girl, had so much fun w you in chemistry class, glad I can tell you anything #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday. Usually either Nestle or Captain. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i go to a school where the students are higher than their grades #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i go to a school where they care more about the length of our shorts than the quality of our education #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i got ok classes =-= gonna be at school all day T/R yay (no ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I go to school were the students are higher than their grades. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I got out of the shower after shaving my legs thinking it didn't take very long so I was proud and then I realized I only shaved one leg. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I got out of the shower and put clothes on and then realized that I only shaved one leg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I got out on good behavior " really means : I snitched on someone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I got snapchat specifically so I can see your " swag " hot pocket #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I got some shit built up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i gotta go in at 2 tomorrow.. im hoping this shit goes by fast #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I gotta wake up BEAUCOUP EARLY bruh. I'm not excited about that part. But my cousin's wedding is about to be LIT! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I got the art nails going on... you know with the paint stains and dried ink on them... #cute #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I got to hug Kelsey Lu, thank Wet, and say a drunk dreamy very fangirl hello to Patrick from Chairlift. Pretty good show tonight. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I got too excited my head started hURTING #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I got too lazy so I only shaved one leg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I got two brothers and fag is the funny fun one he's not really gay I just call him fag, and he goes with it, far from gay, it's just funny 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i got wet from the rain on my way to school im so pissed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i grew out of " i never text first " phase since i realized nothing was wrong with showing someone you care about them more than your pride #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I guess.. " = I disagree, but I don't feel like arguing right now. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i guess i'm in shape because a circle is a shape #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I guess I should start accounting since it's due at 11.. 😔 can't wait for a 12 hour day tomorrow! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I guess Miley Cyrus is gonna be trending all week thanks to her EMBARRASSING Performance lmao #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I guess my question for Bernie is if he sees socialism as a distinct phase in human society or as a movement within capitalism? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I guess some people can sleep through the night knowing how fucked up they are to other people. Ha have a good life hoe. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I guess sometimes I'm just gonna be covered in hives and have no idea what's causing them #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I guess that's the way it goes down, love is like a miracle now. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I guess we could just talk never? That's cool too. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I had a better social life when i was like 8 years old than i do now. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said " whats your sign? " and he said " DiCapricorn " I laughed so hard I woke up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I had a kiss with a fist #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I had a math test today too. Yay. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I had an argument about if JavaScript is the best language and convinced myself while arguing that it's not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 😂 😂 😂 i had a nerve to get fed up and stopped paying it and mva sunt me a nice lor threatening letter 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I had a pretty great day even with it starting out with an exploded pen 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I had my appendix taken out as a child. They said it was useless, but based on my life since then, I'm guessing it controls motivation. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I had off from school today so tomorrow is Friday yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I had plans with 3 different people this weekend and they all canceled on me ok thanks PALS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I had so much fun (minus the flashbacks to chemistry )! Thanks for inviting me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I had to leave my calc exam because I needed to regurgitate 2 weeks worth of food. Great! Looks like I better ace the final. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I hate when people text me hours later, trying to continue the conversation. Bitch, the feeling is gone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I HAVE 11 DAYZ HOLIDAYYYYY! YAY HOW LUCKY AM I BECAUSE IS UPLOADING HIS COVER TMO WHILE I " M HOME W/OUT SCHOOL YAYA #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have 3 classes standing between me and thanksgiving break. Ahhhhhhhh if you can't tell... I am excited. I love being around all my family 😀 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have 3 different types of MAD : when I'm so mad that I cry 😢😒 when I'm mad & SNAP 😡 & when I'm mad & just don't speak to nobody ✌ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i have 3 moods : skips every song on my ipod lets the music play without interruption plays the same song on repeat for days #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have 3 types of mad : when I'm so mad I cry, when I'm mad and I just snap, and when I'm mad and just don't wanna talk to anybody #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have 4 1/2 he babysitting tonight, it hasn't started yet and I'm already tired out of my mind yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have 4 personalities :1. When I'm alone 2. When I'm around friends 3. When I'm around my parents 4. When I'm around someone I like #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have a 3 hour class & only have 24%. This should be interesting! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have a bad habit of apologizing when people fuck ME over. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have a biology lab final today and I haven't opened my notes, power points, or book bc I also have a physics exam yay for sciences. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have a certain way with words. You might say Im a cunning linguist. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have a cold & was told that vitamin C would help but I've played that Graduation (Friends forever ) song like 100 times & I feel worse. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet... It's called 'hunger ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have a crap load of school to get done today and still feel shitty so this is going to go just swimmingly! #not 😣😷 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i have a crush on you. like i want to crush you. i fucking hate you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have a cyst in my ovaries and I have a little bit of lupus. I love my life ❤💙 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i have a date tonight, with my bed. we're totally gonna sleep together #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have a dinner to attend, clothes to iron and makeup that I have to at least attempt to put on. but before that, sleep comes first xD #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have a doctors appointment at 12 so if I go to bed at like 6am I definitely won't be waking up for it so let's just stay up ☝️ 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have Adrian Peterson and RGIII on my fantasy team so you can imagine how awesome I've been lately #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have a growing list of things I am going to buy when I am rich #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i have all classes tomorrow and a counseling appointment and my lab final on thursday but after that i have free thurdays finally so yay? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have a love-hate relationship with being up early #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have always wondered what I look like from someone else's eyes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people to send me a dollar. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i have an ap world test tomorrow and things are not looking great! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have an exam at 9am but thought it was great idea to go out in bolton #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have an inferiority complex about my superiority complex. I know I'm better than you, but I feel really bad about it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have a problem with reading inappropriate tweets out loud cause I think they're funny but not everyone has my sense of humor #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have a question " *teacher walks away* " um okay thats cool too #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have a quiz in an hour. Thanks " professor " for the vague expectations on how to prepare for it. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have asked #many #times that people who have a #problem with my #atheism #NOT follow me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have a strong desire to burn my flat down while my Flatmates are sleeping. #jokes #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have a test in the morning and I feel like shit. This is going to great 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have a very healthy eating lifestyle.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have been celibate for 4 fucking months " wow so long #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have been up and down today : from hating everything because I'm in pain to laughing so hard I cry. The joys of womanhood! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG. I AM SO PROUD OF YOU BOYS @WeTheKings. SENDING YOU LOTS OF LOVE ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have cute boys hit on me and i don't go for it bc I'm a dumb bitch that's loyal to people that are mean to me lmao #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have decided to leave my past behind me.. so If I owe you money.. I'm sorry. but I've moved on. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have died everyday waiting for you, darling, don't be afraid I have loved you for a thousand years, I'll love you for a thousand more. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have five test tomorrow and then I go straight to work after that. 😊 😊 😊 life is great. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have had three different people pull their IV's out and walk down the hallway. Blood everywhere. Super fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have homework to do and here I am laying in bed being all productive. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have just been accused of harassment (not sexual ) by the most irrational person I've ever known. IT IS TRUE THAT I AM SO SCARY! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have just finished my research on the effect alcohol has on physical movement, the results were staggering. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have like 80 pages to read & a shitload of questions to do... #thisiswonderful #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have literally been laying in a towel for 25 minutes #notfeelinit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have many talents... For example : Sleeping. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have never worked with so many people who will barely talk to you. #coworkers #awesome #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have no motivation to do anything anymore. I wish I could just stay in bed and sleep for like two months. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have no problem texting while driving, but I won't text while going down stairs. That shits dangerous. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have no time for games in my relationships, Unless by games you mean naked Twister, I've always got time for that shit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have no time for stupid people But they sure do have time for me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I haven't been doing any homework, can't sleep, and OH the rain messed my hair up 😐 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i haven't been on a date in such a long time jeez i just want cute hand holding and other dumb date stuff #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I haven't been this disappointed since I first saw a real hedgehog and it wasn't blue. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I haven't seen @sunystateofmind in literally forever. When I say forever, I mean a week. #NotOkay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I haven't talked to a lot of people in such a long time and I don't want to seem weird and text them out of the blue #ohwell #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I haven't tweeted a thing in forever! Smh #NursingStudentProblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have OCD and ADD, so everything must be perfect.. but not for very long. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have officially bought the first batch of Halloween candies that will not make it to Halloween. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have one or two passwords for everything if you figured them out you could probably take over my life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have Rather Be stuck in my head... thank you very much @Smitty_G17... #not #hateyou #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have some f 'ed up dreams #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have so much fun just starring out my window #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have spent a long time _____ my hair, but when I go outside the rain ruin it in one minute. (A ) doing (B ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i have style i promise i'm just too broke to prove it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i have the best choice of friends #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have the best luck #not #nothingnew #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i have the best taste in clothes im just too poor to prove it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have the power to make a girl from online to offline. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have the same thought when I watch horror flicks as when I watch my wedding videos. I should have known who the psycho was much sooner. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have the strange urge to wake up really early tomorrow before school and go for a run... I guess I'm really excited to go on break #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have the unparalleled ability to do absolutely nothing while simultaneously messing everything up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have this disease where I'm completely aware that I'm annoying but I have absolutely no way to stop myself. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have this great midnight snack it's called, what do I think my roommate won't notice if I eat the edges off of #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have this joke about my dick ; it's a real knee-slapper #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have this problem where I don't have enough time to actually do things because i'm too busy sitting on my ass doing nothing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have this problem where I'm always hungry, always tired, or always stressed. Someone tell me what it's like to not be at least 1 of the 3. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i have this really ugly thing on my face called my face #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have three hours until I have to wake up and I just woke up unable to breath or move and I have a huge headache. Life is good! #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have time for :• Twitter • Texting • Eating • Listening to music Now notice bullshit wasn't on that list. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i have to be rich one day because homegirl likes expensive things #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have to be up in like 3. 5 hours do I attempt sleep or just not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have to get my blood drawn on tuesday and the last time I got my blood drawn I had two seizures so that should be fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have to get up for school in 3 hours yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have to go wait at the bus stop and it's pouring rain yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I Have To Learn To Give, Not Because I Have Too Much. But Because I Have Knowing The Feeling Of #NOT Having. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have tons of homework to do and still find time to fangirl I'm awesome #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have to read my comp. paper to 5 random guys at 3... I can't wait to hear their comments... #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have to sleep with a blanket no matter how hot it is. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have to wake up at 3:45 tomorrow morning and I'm not excited #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have to wake up in 4 hours for a lab and an exam right after that and I can't sleep! Yay me! 😄 😄 😄 😄 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have trust issues because of the 3 days free trial websites asking me to sign up with my bank details. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have twitter. #twitter Maybe I'll make friends. #friends But probably not. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have two dance styles : Sober, dancing silly as a " joke " or drunk dancing with confidence, same exact moves. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have two feelings, it's either " I'm hungry " or " I shouldn't have eaten this much " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have two math tests tomorrow yay I'm so excited I'm jumping with joy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i have two moods :1. everybody get the fuck away from me 2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me there is no in between #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have two moods : sleep is for the weak and sleeping for a week. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have two tests tomorrow and I can't sleep. Woot woot 😒 😞 #not #TeamIWantSleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i have unlimited texting and i only text like 3 people #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have went through all of my grade school years without rumors being spread and it better not start now #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I have yet to encounter the looming dark force everybody seems to be wary of. I think never doing so would be good. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i heard Brian's sneeze all the way from England is this true love i think so #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I heard homosexuality is illegal in the Middle East, punishment for being gay is jail, where you will be surrounded by loads of other men. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I heard internet addiction is now an official mental disorder and you can go to rehab for it. I'm only going if there's Wi -Fi. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I heard stories today of people in Paris taking strangers into their homes to keep them safe. These may be dark days, but good will triumph. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I heard that One Direction have been banned from having sex when on tour. They have to sleep in different bedrooms. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i heard the #LEGENDARY @MsPattiPatti is gonna be on @breakfastclubam in the morning i gotta set my alarm for this one #CantWait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I heard you're a player. Nice to meet you, I'm the coach. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @iHeartRadioHelp works now but I missed the first half of the woody show #not happy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @iHeartRoyal you need to play with me you fag and get over your self #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I highly doubt @IMKristenBell and @daxshepard1 really need free Samsung products. Hey, maybe they'll send me a Tv and a tablet. #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I highly recommend not scheduling classes on Fridays. 3 day weekends are so choice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I hit a parked car today so naturally I left a note. It said " Die, Decepticons! Die! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i honestly cant imagine myself being with someone whose parents dont like me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i honestly cant wait untill highschool is over & i can go across the country to uni :(( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I honestly don't know who's funnier than me and amber tho #not #possible #tho #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i honestly feel so bad for whoever decides to marry my psycho ass one day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I honestly hate people who don't leave voicemails liKE WHY DID YOU CALL ME I DONT KNOW NO ONE KNOWS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I honestly regret every nap I passed up as a child #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i hope all of this is a dream i'm having at the age of 7 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i hope all of yall are having a great day. if not then i'm sending you all my love... ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i hope i frustrate you and you think about me a lot #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i hope im one of those kids who turns hot after high school and then everybody regrets not hooking up with me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I hope I never have to find out who wins the " I love you more " argument #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I hope my future husband looks at me in the mornings how I look at my leftover pizza. Ya it's looked better but it still makes my heart happy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I hope nobody isn't losing any sleep over this game tonight! #it'snotthatseriousguys #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I hope popcorn appreciates what the microwave did for its career. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I hope the NSA is concerned about how often my mother calls me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I hope they've put Douglas Alexander in charge of the Voting system for #indyref. He's a natural at dealing with these processes #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i hope you regret all the shit you put me through, bitch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I hope your phone falls in the toilet, is worse than just saying I hate you to someone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I ignore my parents phone calls about as much as I ignore the 'check engine ' light on my car #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It's nothing personal, but some people need to realize that sometimes I don't feel like talking #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @IIIShears I know you disappointed huh... had all your #Instagram Eagles lose joke pics loaded & ready. Maybe next week #fraud. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I imagine it would feel awesome to have all of your homework that is due the next day done before bed... too bad idk what that's like #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I imagine when you die it's like walking outside on a sunny day after an early afternoon movie. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I involuntarily yell " BECKY LOOK AT THAT BUTT " anytime I hear someone say omg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I joined the Tourettes society today. It only took a minute to swear me in. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I jus love wen the students be here doin they clinicals gives me time to 👉 in peace ✊ 😂 they forever bothering a nigga man 😩 ✋ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just absolutely love that it takes 30/45 minutes, sometimes even an hour to get a text back! #not #irritatesthefuckouttame #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just asked my 8 y. o. to quit yelling and he said, " I'm NOT yelling. This is my voice and all my life I've been whispering. Now I'm free! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just attempted to wash a paper plate, in case you were wondering how much money I have. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just attract all the really awesome guys -_- #nomeansno #leavemealone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just be laughing like shit at these bitches like haha they love to sneak diss they soooo miserable that's why you don't have a nigga #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just be putting the most bullshit ever in my papers... Can't wait to get out of this sociology class. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just bombed the chapter 5 portion of my unit 4 exam ; great way to start break. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just can't stop thinking of all the people who signed my yearbooks that I have let down by failing to " stay cool " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just can't wait to see how the BLM Movement is portrayed in our children's history books #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just didn't have the staying power I should have last night. #dirtydirty #not asexualreference #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just don't have the brainpower for homework... I use too much of it to think of witty comments, and I can only be so awesome 😎 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just finished the office - I'm not well - I'm so sad it's like concerning how upset I am about this - I really need to reevaluate myself #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just get mad when nobody say bless you when you sneeze! Try holding it in #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just got a 'heeeey long time no speak xx ' text, I thought they were an urban myth #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just got out of the shower and realized I only shaved one leg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just got the best quiz grade I've ever gotten in college algebra. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just got told that I look like Mila Kunis again! I get so excited because she is my girl crush! Such a compliment. #flattered #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just kill them with kindness #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just knew I was about to eat on lunch break damn bank card at home 😡 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just like to be left alone sometimes, no I'm not angry, no I'm not sad. I just like to be alone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just lost my mood ring, I don't know how I feel about that. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love allergy eyes and breakouts on the same day... 😒 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just LOVE being blown off. #not 😡😣 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love being called bai ☺️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love being called & woken up at 830am, after having been asleep only an hour, & screamed at by both my parents. So fun. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love being covered in hives head to toe #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love being ignored ;) #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love being talked to any kind of way. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love being treated like shit. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love clinical mornings. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love clinicals at this time of day!? #nursingstudentproblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love coming home and getting yelled at for something that I already took care of by myself #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love coming home to my house being 91 degrees 😅 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love crying at training 😰 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love discussing the different types of suicide this early in the morning. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love doctors offices 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love family arguments #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love freaking being ignored and not texted back. 3 people ignored me today 3! I love it it always makes my day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love geometry SOO much #notreally #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love getting a play-by -play of Daves life I'm on snapchat #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love getting a random schedule change and not even knowing about it! :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love getting inside headers. Beater inspection :-/ Very therapeutic! #sarcastictweet #harvest14 #agchatoz #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love getting rained on while wearing white shoes 😑 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love getting shots #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love getting talked to like I'm 5 yrs old #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love getting to work all weekend and have my plans cancled. It's just the best thing ever. #not 😈 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love getting up this early to go into school #sotired #killme :/ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love getting yelled at every day :-) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love going on a long run and then coming home to spaghetti 😒 #not #fuckcarbs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love hanging out with married women... #oneofthegals #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love having grungy ass hair 😑 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love having my body being a little boy's personal racing track! Lol 😑 #BabysittingFun #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love having my eyes water when I sneeze #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love having nightmares and waking up 2 hours early... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love hearing peoples opinions on things they know absolutely nothing about! #Not #PleaseStop 😠 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love how I can go to my friends for advice. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love how I start wedding planning in my head only at night. I mean, who needs sleep anyways... 😅 #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love how my floor leaks when it rains! #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love how my manager thinks I could handle anything.. #sarcastictweet #itsGoodButbad #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love how my marketing teacher thinks it's okay that more then half of the class didn't even get a 50 on the quiz 😑 #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love how my parents invade my privacy.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love how people try to tell me how I should feel. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love how teachers have this magical connection with each other that makes them schedule tests in the same week. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love how you're always there for me #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love it so much when you leave me on read ☺️ #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love it when i dont have air in my car, AND my driver's side window doesnt roll down. #NOT #ITSFUCKINGHOT #POS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love it when I use new face wash and my face breaks out in a rash #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love it when my arena lights go out when I still have 3 more horses to ride. #not #whyme #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love it when my brackets come off my teeth 😌 #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love it when others make decisions for me. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love it when people don't text me back. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love it when the LRT goes down after the hockey game. 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love it when you sneeze and all the mascara you just put on goes under your eye 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love living in a haunted house. #NOT 😐 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love missing the bus!? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I Just Love Mondays 😒 #Sarcasm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love my friends 😇 no matter what goes down I'm always here for them 😌 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love my job! #countingtheminutesuntilIgettoleave #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love registering for classes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just LOVE rumors #sarcasm 😈😈😈😈 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love school board meetings 😌 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love sitting in traffic! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love sleeping thru alarms and nor going to classes im paying thousandths for #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love spending lunch with myself 😕 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love the drive back to Brookings #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love these kind of days... #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love the @twitter unfollow bug. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love this new weekly thing of being wide awake every Sunday night before my 9am :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love to wake up at 12:30 to puke... Now my throat hurts 😷 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love u have this guy that is 100% laid back and keeps to himself UNABLE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP WHEN HES LEFT ALONE W THE LIZARD FOR 5MIN #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love waiting at the doctors office 😡 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love waking up being yelled at what a lovely morning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love waking up to 16 messages, 7 snapchats, 4 miss calls! #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love waking up to a message in the morning, it just starts the day off so good tbh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love waking up to doctors doing bloodwork or giving me new iv's #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love waking up to the sound of the band room #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love when I get emails informing me that there was a sexual assault on Tech's campus #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love when I'm listening to my music on shuffle and then all of a sudden U2 starts playing. #not #thanksapple #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love when my classes get canceled. #not now I don't have anything to do today #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i just love when people don't send a snap back #not #snapwhore #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love when people lie straight my face. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love when people talk about their boring work projects at lunch. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just LOVE when some dude in my building smokes a blunt inside since it's raining and sets off the fire alarm so we all have to go out :-) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love when you act like this 😅 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just love writing 3 page essays first thing in the morning on a Monday #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i just need a really quick 4 min to 2 year nap #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i just need to get my shit together " - me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just noticed that I liked almost every post of yours in Instagram. I like your face too much haha #oops #sorry #NOT #xoxo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just poured a cup of water on a cat so I could tell my friends I made a pussy wet without lying. This is what my life has become. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just put new face moisturizer on and my entire face is covered in hives and swollen... Happy Thursday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just read last year 4, 153, 297 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just realized everyone in the Lizzie McGuire movie are supposed to be 12. #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just really really really really really really really really really really really really really really don't give a shit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just received a text to landline call. That hasn't happened in a long time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching... my car into reverse and driving away from the accident. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just saved a bunch of money on valentines day by switching to single. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just saw a disclaimer that said " don't try this at home ", so I tried it at my neighbors house. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just saw the lady from the book store who I had beef with and she would #not look at me! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just shaved one leg... 😕 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just so love getting called into work early #not 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just spent like an hour destroying my hair by curling it then realizing it looks bad so I straightened it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just started to love my teachers :) #school #is #not #that #bad #now #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just think polls are fun, sorry... but not really 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just thought I was calling it a night. Covered in hives, guess I'll hit up the ER real quick #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just told someone that I have to pee pee. It's hard toggling back and forth between being a parent and being a dude. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just took a shower and only shaved one leg.. What is wrong with me lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i just wanna be barefoot in a bikini eating some fruit on a pretty lil island #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just wanna make the best with everybody. Life's to short for this arguing and drama shit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I JUST WANNA SLEEP FOR 4 YEARS AND WAKE UP WITH MY DEGREE AND 5 BILLION DOLLARS IN MY BANK #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i just wanna travel the world and not have to care about anything #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i just want a boy to see me and go " yes " and keep thinking " yes " for a very long time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just want a girl that'll do stuff with me like bake goodies and reclaim the world from the cruel grasps of socialism and capitalism #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i just want clearer skin and 5 million dollars in cash #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i just want : nice legs long hair good friends money clothes, shoes, food, a flat stomach, a cute voice and laugh what did i do wrong #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just want snow and twinkly lights and and my house to smell like pine trees and 25 days of Christmas on abc family #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just want somebody to want me lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just want to alternate between napping and eating all day everyday while getting attention, so basically I just wish I were a dog. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just want to be famous enough to have a Wikipedia page full of misinformation about me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just want to be perfect... Nah just kidding, I love being weird. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just want to be tan and be in a bikini #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just watched Thor for the first time while doing some homework, and it was awesome. Definitely one of my new favorites. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just went down to McDonald's in Harlem. I don't get what all the hype is about. This shake is pretty normal #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just.. Wish I could talk about the shit I think about sometimes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just wish I lived in Cali so I could do crazy reckless shit w @HDiCerchio 😢 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just wish once someone would call me " Sir " without adding, " You're making a scene. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just witness a couple fighting over a cheating situation and the male was defending himself by saying " But I wore a condom tho baby " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i just woke up and im covered in hives ffs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just woke up from a 9 and a half hour sleep and I feel sO GOOD #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just woke up, I love sleeeeepp! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i just woke up my dog to tell her i love her and appreciate her and she just grumbled at me i still love u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i just woke up to this they're so goddamn beautiful i love these angels so much #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just worked the world eat hardest fucking shift with absolutely no food, have to come home to homework and dads making me do chores 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just yelled in here ksdbsjdb I LOVE JAKE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I just yelled OMG Niall's American accent! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I keep a No. 2 pencil in my pocket just in case motherfuckers wanna test me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I keep going in the fridge hoping to see some shit knowing it ain't shit I want in there #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I keep having to untangle my headphones after all the wild sex they've been having in my pocket #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I keep hitting " remind me later " for the iOS update and I just realized that's kinda symbolic of how I generally handle life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I keep making my self sneeze & I love this feeling #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I keep my house cold like a casino. Once your inside, you get shit done. #fatigue #is #not #an #option #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I keep my room messy so that if someone tries to kill me they'll trip over and die. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I keep to myself a lot due to the fact that no one understands. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I kind of hate to mix politics and literature but this thing from @nytimes is really interesting : #books #politics #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I kiss boys to smoke with me. ;) #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I know a couple people that owe me my time back #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I know fireworks like the back of where my hand used to be. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I know he's going to do great on his exam (s ). ✨ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I know I have a lab report due at 11:59 tonight and I'm still laying in bed oh well fuck it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I know I haven't mentioned it lately but I've been working! Did my 1st feature film over the summer &doing my 2nd this spring. Details soon #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I know I look awful thanks for reminding me pal #not #k #leave #notinthemood #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I know I'm an adult because I just went to the bank on my lunch break and now I'm tapping my foot impatiently bc I have to go back to work #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I know I'm an adult now, but I still hold out hope that money will fall out of every card I get. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I know I'm insane for it, but I have literally wanted to be in a fight club since I was ten. #Whoops #notgood #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I know i'm not " A " and I'm not " C "... because I know were meant to " B " #LoveIsLove #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I know I should respect your opinion but I find that difficult because you're a fucking idiot. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I know it's fun to say, but some ladies don't like to hear " BOOM PREGNANT! " when you finish up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I know Ive matured cuz in high school I woulda quit this Job already for lack of challenge & variety. Totally needed a degree for this #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I know loving me has never been easy, I'm like a wild fire that's hard to tame, but I want to thank you for loving me anyways " ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I know no one will remember it #as #every #year #am #not #special #in #to #anyones #life! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I know one of y'all want to make a Walmart Run for me this morning. Because I'm your favorite. #YeahRight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I know that 😭 only 3 years to wait 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I know the Latin GRAMMYs ​are on tonight however I'm going to have to read the highlights later. I have #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I know time has gone (still ) love you... love you... I know only you can touch my heart as sun goes down. -夕日 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I know you've been watching porn when I step in the room and you're on the computer staring at the Google home page. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ikonOT7 are you expected to make a full research or just a literature review then? Perspective toward body image seems to be interesting. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I laugh at my own texts before I send them because I'm that damn funny. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I laugh because all the girls that were my " suppose friends " are all up on him. That's just freaking awesome. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I laughed out loud at Total Eclipse of the Heart and Portrait Studio. #RealMoms #parenting #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I laugh even harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I learned all my dance moves from the paternity test episodes of Maury. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I learned that lions mate over 50 times a day. Mostly cause if a lion decides to mate with you 50 times a day, you wouldn't have a choice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I learned that people leave. Even if they have promised a thousand times that they won't #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I leave homework to the last day because I'll be older and therefore wiser. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I leave notes on people's windshields telling them I smashed their car and did an amazing job fixing it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I legit was suppose to enroll into another eng class today but then i took a nap and forgot and got enrolled to tht wait list instead #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I lent my girlfriend ten grand to get plastic surgery, and now she left me and I don't know what she looks like. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I let a Jehovahs Witness in my home, I sat him down and said, 'what do you have to tell me?' he said, 'I don't know, never made it this far ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I let my blind friend borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me... Wait a minute #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I let the phone ring instead of rejecting the call because I don't want the person to know I'm ignoring them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like a song. I download it. I listen to it a million times and then I hate it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like coffee that kicks you in the face in the morning. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like conversations where I don't have to think about what to say, it just comes naturally. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I liked a @YouTube video from @housealwyswins Book review #not enough bant #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I liked my own picture on instagram by accident. How embarrassing #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I liked your hair better when it was longer " cool I liked you better when you weren't talking #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like fake smiles and #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like food and sleep. If I give you my food or text you all night, you're special to me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like food more than people. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like getting ignored by people. Very mature of you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like going to chem and learning about NASA..? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like hanging out with you, even when we're not naked. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i like him but not everything about him #not sure #😣 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like holding the door for people who are far away, you know so they have to run a little. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like how everyone is tagging people on top people on top people on my IG #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like how the Ninja Turtles wear masks. Good way to hide your identity, its not like your a giant turtle or anything #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like long walks on the beach being carried by Jesus. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like most people as long as they're not behind a steering wheel or a keyboard. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like my coffee like I like my women, hot and a lot of alcohol in em #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like my relationships like I like my eggs : over easy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i like napping cause it makes me forget about my problems for a while #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like people who can keep the conversation going no matter how random the topics get. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like school and love learning but is homework really necessary? Like Imma bs it anyway #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like sex how I like a boxing match - if it's not going to last multiple rounds, then you better knock me out in the first. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like sitting at central by myself #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i like that first site lets you know when they're gonna come show your apartment... #not @kar_aaach #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like that! It makes me want to vote yes! #not! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like the internet because you can ignore people and they cant do anything about it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like the UPS guy because he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like this time of year because, instead of getting asked " Good weekend? " on Monday mornings, everyone asks " So Breaking Bad, huh? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like those friends that you don't have to talk to every day but you're still friends even if you go weeks without talking. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i like those people you can joke around with and have so much fun with and then have a deep conversation with and it's not weird at all #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like to dump Skittles in the toilet and then flush it because it looks like a little tiny NASCAR race. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like to enjoy myself. Not fucking run. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone " I'm truly 1 of a kind #not Davido fa #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like to hide condom wrappers in my married friends pockets. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like to imagine that braille on random public signs often says : " How did you know this was here? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like to party, and by party I mean watch Netflix #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like to reward myself for getting up on time by laying in bed for another 20 minutes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like to smile at people who don't like me because I'm an asshole #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like to start my day by taking a shower, having some coffee and going online for 14 -16 hours. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like to take an empty Krispy Kreme donut box to work and sit in the break room and watch all of the disappointed faces #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like to think I treat my body like a temple. A Temple of Doom, but a temple nonetheless. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like to walk around my house naked. Until my neighbors scream at me to go back inside. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like to walk up to strangers and ask, " Would you take a photo of me? " If they say yes I hand them a photo of me and walk away. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, 'Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I Like Turtles #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like when mike doesn't tweet me but favorites all my tweets... #not cc : @MikeRainho #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like when people call me " Sir ". I just wish they wouldn't follow it up with " you're making a scene. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like when we text for 2 hours and then I ask a yes/no question and you go on a hot air balloon ride for 5 days. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like when you don't text me for 4 hours then we have a 3 minute phone call. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I like you, but not put my phone away while you talk to me, like you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I listen to music everyday, no matter what mood I'm in. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i listen to music more than i listen to my parents #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I listen to your prayers, but only to correct their grammar. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I literally almost get in a car accident at least once a day... #stjohnstraffic #notmyfault #crazydrivers #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I literally almost passed out because I went to shower and there was a huge bug in the shower. #nothanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I literally already love CLINICALS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I literally cannot deal with this weather. #notleavingmyhouse #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i literally can not remember the last time i went to bed when the clock actually said " pm " on it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I literally can't wait to see @DanAndShay live... they're my go to Pandora radio #nothin 'likeyou #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i literally cnt sit down and watch football.. idk why i just cnt #notmything #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I literally cry & wipe my own tears, pick my own self back up, & keep going cause nobody is gonna rub my back & say it's gonna be ok #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I literally do not understand rush hour traffic. The tollway is huge. Why do I just sit here? #therearenoaccidents #ridiculous #notok #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I literally get paid to do my homework at work. #notcomplaining #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I literally get so turned off when guys say they want to cuddle #nothx #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I literally go grocery shopping to relax. Nothing is more calm to me than a three hour trip to Walmart. #notbeingsarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I literally had no idea what I was doing on those exams. But I managed to pass 2/4 AP tests this year with little to no studying! #notbad #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I LITERALLY HAD THE WORST DAY OMG #nothankyou #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I literally had to delete more than 50% of my apps, and multiple msg threads bc iOs8 required so much freakin ' space. #NotAGoodStart #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I literally have more guys hit on me then girls #notevengay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I literally just about killed myself falling down stairs and it's just 9:30 AM... 😁 #cluts #notsafe #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I literally just ate 1/4 of a pan of brownies... #damnit #notagain #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I literally just cried tears of happiness because I never have to go to guitar class ever again 😄 #notmusicallytalented #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I literally just shaved one leg and then got annoyed and stopped #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I literally just want to throw up at couples tweets. Like we get it, you're in a relationship. #NotJealous #JustAnnoyed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i literally just washed my hair and this damn rain just soaked my hair again. great. now it's gonna be so frizzy 😞 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I literally keep finding myself singing anaconda out loud #notweirdiswear #maybealittle #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I literally look 10x uglier when I remove the make up #notamakeupperson #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I literally miss you sm 😰 😭 #notgonnapostthestupidlookingones 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I literally need 39 points between Luck & Sproles tonight to win... #NotShot #ToughLossForTeamLomo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i literally notice the smallest change in how people treat me and i overthink myself into thinking everyone hates me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I literally sat in my bed all night stareing at my wall crying and slept for maybe 20 minutes #notok #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I literally shaved one leg and forgot to shave the other oops #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I literally study 5 minutes before class. #notgood #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I literally tell people not to sit by me in this class cause I hate them... #NotEvenSorry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I literally think I wrote 200 full, top to bottom, notecards in less than 2 hours last night. #nerdyasfuck #notecardsarelife ✏️ 📥📤 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I literally told you to go away the first time, and you still continue to try to find me and talk to me. #notinterested #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I literally took 20 mins to forgive out how to download a photo from my phone then attach it to an email 😂 #notsmart #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I literally wear leggings every day. #NotMad #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I live for 5 hour practices #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I live in a town everyone claims to hate, yet they never leave. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I live in fear that my death will somehow be connected to the opening of a pressurized Pillsbury cinnamon roll container. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I live right along the Hess secondary school road and I would never do that shit.. they prob still wet the bed man #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'll always be here. " 😂 😂 #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonalds, I'll be doing it my way and you'll be lovin ' it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'll be excited about shopping in the beginning but after a while I get bored & my body start hurting & shit 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i'll be there in 5 minutes, if not, read this again ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'll be there in a second I just gotta finish writing this letter of apology to a club owner for tearing up his dance floor last night #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ill b nice for once ion wanna see a message from her mom threatening to get a restraining order on me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'll come home and there would be no food in the fridge 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'll cry at my wedding because it's a miracle it's happening. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @illegenes I love when you " take a day off " to get work done and then you take a break from getting work done #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'll fuckin wreck you in baseball #not #wrecked #SmackCam #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'll give someone my right arm for tssf tickets for petaluma tonight :-)))))) I'm trying to get murdered in the pit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'll go to that theme park if you go. But we have 4 years to wait and see. :o ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Illinois (finally ) has legalized medical cannabis use - #Hot #Cool or #Not? #Cannabis #MarijuanaPics #WeedPorn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'll just eat a few then I'll put them away #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'll just have 2! #NOT #lieswetellourselves #imsleeptho #guiltypleasure #DUNKit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'll kill you with kisses... and kindness! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i'll make an attempt to sleep. as i've said attempt. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'll never understand why British people lose their accent when they sing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'll only hit on a beautiful woman if she drives a sh*tty car. Because then it's obvious that she's made several other poor life choices. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ill prolly be back on in like a half hour but i really need to focus on homework yay i love school :)) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'll start cleaning my room at 8:30 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i'll start studying at 5... " 😩 #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'll stop being sarcastic when you stop being a stupid fuck. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i'll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker color #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'll take it, man. Way too much to do to complain about more time. #NursingStudentProblems. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I look at people sometimes and think, " That's the sperm that won, really? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I looked at the keyboard earlier and I noticed 'U ' &'I ' are together, it's meant to be! Then I looked underneath it & it said JK #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I look forward to driving in this fog... For an hour. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i look like a straight up bitch in my passport photo lol it's beautiful #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I look really good without makeup... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I look so weird, the fcking rain ruined my face and hair, I still don't know how I handled the moment and didn't cry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I looooove having no air conditioning! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I looooove when people are rude to me. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I loooveeee when people text back... 😒 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I lose all respect for myself when I bite my own tongue. I've been chewing for decades, how did I manage to f *ck that up? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I lost AJ Green and Jamaal Charles from the same #FantasyFootball team on Sunday, Maybe my tight end puts up 40 points #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I lost my balance on an escalator and fell down the stairs for 2 hours. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I lost my umbrella and it's pouring yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I lost my virginity to soulja boys " kiss me though the phone ". #2008 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love 1d but i gotta get some sleep i love myself more than waiting up when i can watch this tomorrow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love 8 am classss ❤️ 😑 😒 😴 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love a day off, but the unbelievable boredom is killing me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love after school naps, but I can't stand being wide awake around this time 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love a good sneeze #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love a good trilogy but am confused about this one : Clash of the Titans, Wrath of the Titans and Remember the Titans #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love allergy season and long classes and dying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love all nighters for school so so much I totally don't need sleep! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I LOVE ALLSTATE AND PEOPLE WHO CA NY DRIVE AND RENTAL CARS AND INSURANCE AND CHATHAM PARKWAY TOYOTA THEY MAKE MY F! CKING DAY #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love and crave mcds 24/7 but after I eat it I wanna puke #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love ashton's tummy but i hate geometry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because i am still looking for ideas. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up... cause, you know... I'm still looking for ideas #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love a " U ain't going anywhere till we fix this " type of person #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love awkward situation yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love Barstow, but he gives so much homework #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love bc when I was taking a shower she came in shut the light off & shut the door ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being able to not fall asleep! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being a puzzle #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being a second option! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I LOVE BEING A SENIOR #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being born on Christmas! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being by myself and being left alone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being called a fuckboy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love being called a hoe and prostitute by my dad ((((: #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being called a spaz for just asking a question. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being called " babe " & " baby " 😩 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being called " babe " it's just so sweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being called babe, wow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love being called baby and falling asleep on the phone and getting random paragraphs ugh 😻 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being called baby girl or baby 😍 makes me feel some typa way #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being called baby girl, princess, beautiful & my love 😻 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being called baby more than anything #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being called Baby 😍 😩 😍... Only by my nigga tho lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being called " baby " or babygirl " 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being called beautiful 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being called beautiful y'all i be about to cry. This girl looked me in my eyes and said that shit. I just laid my head on her boobs 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love being called bud #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being called cute it makes me warm and fuzzy inside #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being called " daddy " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being called princess but I think being called princesa is just tiny bit better lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being called princess, it makes me so happy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being called shordy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being close to home and having an apartment so if i want to be left alone i can make a quick drive #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love being excluded #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I LOVE being ignored. Especially by you. #waynesworld #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being ignored #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being left alone at home so I can clean the house my way without anyone bothering me 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love being left alone but i hate feeling lonely. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being left alone! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being lied to. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being mixed race :') #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being on campus on my day off from school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being second choice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being second choice to all my friends and being left out whilst they all make plans together ((: #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being sick and having to work anyway #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being sick 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being single ;) #notreally #wtf #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being stranded in my car during this storm. #NOT Good study time tho ✔️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being tackled at practice twice... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love being talked about behind my back that just means i aint got alot of ugly people acting like they care bout me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love being talked about, good or bad it lets me know i'm doing something great. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being talked down to #ihatemen #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being talked down upon ☺️ 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I LOVE BEING TALKED OVER NO PLEASE KEEP INTERRUPTING :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being talked shit about just shows people care #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being talked to like a dog! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being talked to like I'm an idiot 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being talked to like I'm a three year old. 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being talked to like I'm stupid! It really brightens my day! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being talked to like that 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being the first to make plans with people. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being the only girl in class... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being up early because all the hooligans are still in school or asleep lol 😊🌞 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being up early enough for breakfast & coffee ☕️ ☕️ ☕️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being up early enough for McDonald's breakfast #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being up early. I can sit and look outside while drinking a cup of coffee ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being up early. I feel so productive lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being up early, I get so much shit accomplished in one day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being up early I hate getting out of bed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being up early. I just hate waking up early. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being up early in the morning I just don't like getting up early in the morning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being up early in the morning. Like I hate it for about half an hour but then it's really nice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being up early in the morning now. I'm so productive and I feel so normal. See you later #nightshiftproblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being up early & not being tired #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being up early on Saturday morning 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being up early on Saturday when I was a kid it was cartoons I'm an adult it's now power block all cars and trucks all morning 😂 😁 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being up early on weekends tbh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being up early! " said someone whose favorite band is probably Nickelback. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love being up early #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being up early, watching the sun rise. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being up early when I actually have things to do #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being wide awake at 12:30 at night #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being wide awake at 1 am and not being able to fall back asleep... Oh wait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ~I love being wide awake at 3:00am ~ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being wide awake at 3am with no one to talk to I really do #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being wide awake at 4 am #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being wide awake at 5 am when I have an exam in 4 hours. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love being wide awake at this time 😁 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being wide awake since 4am on my day off. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being wide awake w no one to talk to 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being woken up for no reason when I barely got sleep the night before. #not #fuckoff #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I LOVE BEING WOKEN UP #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love being yelled at and questioned all because I decided to take a nap 😕 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love being yelled at while stressing over university :):):) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love blasting rap aka " ghetto poetry " at my works parking lot and yelling UHH YEAH ITS LIT SHAWTY GOT A DONK BROS N ' HOES WITH SOME DOE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love blurry pictures of people on adventures because they wanted to record the moment but were having too much fun to take a good photo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love burning my fingers on toast #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love buying new things but i hate spending money #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love cancelled classes time to decorate 4 christmas early! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT? IS IT PORN? WHO KNOWS, BUT I'M GLAD YOU'RE HAPPY! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love chocolate milk. Just had a big ole glass. But as an adult I have developed an allergy to milk. 😷 #sneezetastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love cleaning as soon as I wake up. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love clinicals, but being able to turn off my 4AM alarm for the rest of the semester feels pretty nice. ☺️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love clinicals but getting up at 5:15 kills me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love clinicals but I hate getting up so early! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love college! Except for the homework, exams, and late night studying. #helpme #collegelife #must #not #fall #asleep #too #much #homework #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love college 😊 😍 #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love college tho so it's okay. Like I even love the homework 😳 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love coming home in agonizing pain and getting yelled at bc I left work. 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love coming home just to get yelled at it's gonna be a fun break. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I LOVE coming home smelling like good old deli meat! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love coming home to 5 years of homework #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love coming hone after a long ass day at clinicals to screaming, crying, yelling, and slamming of the doors. It helps me so much #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love coming into work and nothing is done. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love coming up here and seeing @NewAgeInsiders entrenched in various arguments. It's very entertaining. 😁 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love cuddling almost as much as i love money lmao #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love dance class... 😔 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love darks night but I also love hot weather so I think I need to find both so I'll just move abroad #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I loved #BieberIsland, love getting up doing acoustic songs and stuff with my dancers. " - @justinbieber #BieberOnKJ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love @DearYouFromWe, her work is amazing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I LOVE DETROIT! #not #joking #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I LOVE DOGS SO DAMN MUCH LIKE WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE SUCH BEAUTIFUL SENSITIVE LITTLE HAPPY CREATURES #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love doing 20 sprints in 103 degree weather #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love doing 90 and 100 yard sprints just for warmups in football. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love doing economics first thing in the morning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love doing homework it's so chill right guys #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love doing laundry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love doing nothing. It's my favorite thing to do. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love doing pharmaceutical! It's so much better then Clinicals 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love doing stupid things with my friends. Best memories ever. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love driving in the rain and almost rear ending a corvette 😅 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love dry humping my pillow cxx #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love dying in the middle of a practice exam, low blood sugars a fun diabetic thing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love ending my shift with a $20 tip from a Range Rover 😋 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love English so much I would rather take a million English classes than 1 math class bye #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love evening clinicals because I get to wake up, eat breakfast, then go back to bed until noon. 😌 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love every single thing about this video 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love exercise classes on the beach. 😈 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love falling asleep for 10 minutes and then being wide awake at 2 in the morning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love farran living in my house he's like a cat that makes ya peppermint tea and celebrates getting over his allergy by eating nuts all day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love feeling important to people like wow that means so much to me thank u god bless #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love feeling like a second choice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love feeling like I'm being lied to. it's my faaaaaav! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love feeling my son move but at night, it feels so weird. Especially when I'm tryna sleep 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love fighting with the one I love #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love finding money in my clothes, it's like a gift to me from me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love flu, you can sneeze on people's face whom you hate #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love food so much I literally think, " This is gonna be a shame to puke up later... " when I'm sick. #eatingneverstops #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I LOVE formatting dates in PHP. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love Friday morning practices? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love Fridays 😊 😊 😊 2 classes Done before 12 Start at 10 Thank god #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love front row seats to arguments #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love getting harassed by the doctors who crippled my back #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love getting home at 11 and still having to study and do homework 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love getting home just in time to go to bed 😊 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love getting ignored #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love getting invited to stylehaul events that are always in calfornia 😊 😊 😊 especially since i dont live in california 😊 😊 its so great #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love getting off at work at 6 to come stand in a walmart line for a hour #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love getting out of class at 1 everyday so I can have time not to do any homework #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love getting to Navarre just in time to see an awesome waterspout! #not #iwantedtolayout #paleproblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love getting up early but i love staying up late and i fucking LOVE my sleep #Catch33? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love getting yelled at about money #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love getting yelled at by people while I'm at work #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love getting yelled at for being drunk by a drunk hah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love getting yelled at for something I didn't do 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love getting yelled at. I swear that turn me on so much. 😭 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love getting yelled at. It's the best feeling. Guess children do everything wrong #Whoops #OurFault #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I LOVE GETTING YELLED AT. NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love girls who compliment other girls. Too many girls thinking it's a competition these days. It's nice to be nice. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love giving to my family and friends but I wish I had tons of money to buy that shit with #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love God, and I'm proud to say that. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love going into work at 4:30 in the morning #itsgoingtobealongday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love going to bed at 2 and getting up at 730 it's so great #not #exhausted #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love going to bed at 4 then being wide awake at 8 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love going to school all day then going right to work to work a 6 hour shift 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love going to schoolf for 7 hours then working a 7 hour shift for 3 days strait every week 😁 #sarcastictweet 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love going to the gym at this time #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love guys who love to stir up shit then want to play the victims after. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love/hate my work schedule.. love getting out at 3pm... hate waking up at 6am #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love having 3 days off of work 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love having a brother who never texts me back about niece or how he is doing! #LoveIT #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love having a car that doesn't run 😒 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love having allergies #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love having a runny nose... No really, this is just what I wanted? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love having awful nightmares, waking up and being like oh its just a dream, then falling back a sleep only to have the SAME nightmare ;;; #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love having my gender invalidated and my pronouns ignored and being called a name that makes me feel sick to hear :)))) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love having nothing to do #not #needmorefriends #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love having perpetually swollen ankles. It's awesome #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love having stains on my hotel bed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love having swollen cheeks! 😒 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love having tests Monday morning at 8am. #not #droppingout #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love having the worst sore throat ever #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love having to tweet stuff for classes #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love having US History with Buenafe. He's such a great person and teacher. Favorite history class hands down can't wait for more! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love having writers block and a speech due tomorrow morning 😊 #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love hearing frank puke his brains out last night #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love hearing @MoonlitDream_ sneeze it's so adorable #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love hearing things about me that I didn't know and aren't true! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I LOVE HIM SO KYCH IM SO EXCITED IM TONNA PUKE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i LOVE homework #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love hot showers. I get yelled at because the bathroom be steaming 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how 2 of the most disrespectful girls on the team are captains! Just Love It :) #Disrepectful #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how alcohol can provide clarity and blurriness at the same time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how all dads think there doctors #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how all your tweets and instas are so original #peoplepleasers? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how as soon as the sun goes down everybody in my neighborhood meets up & we all just chill #goodvibes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how bruised my foot is. Lol #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how Derek Carr is even being talked about, getting compared to cam, we really are blessed wit a good QB #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how doctors keep on asking if there really is no way of my queer existence being pregnant #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how doctors looked at my foot and couldn't tell what's wrong & dad took one look and said I definitely have a torn ligament. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how even though I left people still keep me up to date with all the shit that goes down in Clinton 😂 😂 y'all are batshit crazy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how everyone stopped texting me back 😒 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how everything back fires. 😑 #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how every time i come home the first thing my mom says to me is something bitchy & rude. Nice to fuckin see you too. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love how happy everyone is today 😊 😊 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how hypocritical he is 😂 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how I can always rely on my homework to keep me up late 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how I can pull all nighters not bc I want to but bc my body physically does not let me sleep #sarcastictweet #killme #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how I got a runny nose and all over night and I'm still dealing with it #not #whyme #nobueno 😖 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how I got so pissed yesterday that I had to take a breathing treatment because it screwed up my breathing... 😒 #not #done #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how I have 22 days left before I go to the Army and every single day I've been working at my farm. So glad I get some free time. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how I have so much energy when I want to go to bed. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how I'm just being told to mix medications know as doctors experiment because they have no clue what's wrong with me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how #ios8 is out tomorrow & my wifi decided to stop working. #not 😒 😣😠 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how it took my parents almost 17 years to realize that I need to be left alone when I'm upset #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how JJ Watt's comments are being ignored and Dalton's response is being talked about more #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how most of the arguments are with nina. She's just a bitch. #projectrunway #throwback #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how my " day off " consists of a ton of yard work 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how my parents didn't cry today because they are happy that I graduated and want me to leave already. #feelingthelove #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how my phone facetimes random ppl whenever it wants... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how my Thursday's & Friday's of classes link together so well that every week feels like a four day weekend. 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how no ones texted me back about algebra #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how people in my school think it's a joke that someone wants to get involved in charity. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how people just don't react if you text them questions. Makes life easy. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how people say they're " expecting " a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how sick this heat makes me 😅 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how the iPhone tells you when someone read your text #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love how they just expect me to show up 15 minutes late every time i work third shift 😄 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how they're takin his side over mine tonight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how Tina can't pick up my calls or reply to my texts but she can like my Instagram picture! #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how we get so mad when we are about to sneeze and then it goes away #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how when i text billy to ask him a question he doesn't even answer me. #Not #werenotfriends #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how you lied to me instead of telling me the truth. #greatfriends #not #thanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love how you made an effort to text me today. #not but what ever. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I LOVE & I mean absolutely L O V E being called babygirl 😍 😍 😍 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love in Pretty Woman when she shows that mean saleslady she's not a whore by getting the rich guy she's blowing to buy clothes for her #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it bc the entire earth is woke to ksoo like u get so many fanaccounts of people who dont even stan kpop and theyre all like/WHO DIS/ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it how the commercials blare so loudly that I have to turn my volume down, but the sound for the game is so-so. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it so much when you do that #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it went I don't procrastinate and it still takes until 11 pm to finish my work #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when a lot of people always change plans on me.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it whenever my brother gets up and turns on all the lights #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when I buy a bag of air, and the company is nice enough to put chips in it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when I get hit in the face during gym 😍 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when I have zero messages.. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when I look at you and you're already staring. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when I'm in public and people stare at me because I'm on crutches... #not 😒 😠 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I LOVE it when I'm wearing shorts and I have two cats in my lap and then the fighter planes go over. #Not #DidntNeedMyFleshAnyway #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when I send her something about TFIOS... she obviously loves it too... #not #TFIOS @lili_bonora #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when I sleep through my alarm and i'm late for work! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when I spill stuff on my crotch while driving RIGHT before I'm about to get out of the car #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when it's dead quiet and I sneeze loud enough to be heard in the next county #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when I write a discussion post and it doesn't submit so I get to start over and try to remember what I said. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when Jack surprises me with a day off tomorrow 😈 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when kids sneeze in my face #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when my alarm doesn't go off 😓 #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when my cat spills a whole glass of water on my vanity while I'm trying to get ready #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when my dog pees on my bed... What a nice morning surprise #not #wtfpanda 🚫 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when my husband gets hot head and then takes an hour to get home bc he HAD to stop to talk to people #not #dontwantitnow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when my plans never fully happen! It is just the best thing ever #SarcasticTweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when my tumblr dashboard is filled with grey boxes. Saya. #not #FifthOnSingingBee Fifth On SingingBee #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when people drive by my house and either blast their music, or rev their engine. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when people help themselves to my stuff.. #not 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when people put up pictures one by one on Facebook. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when people start rumors about me #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when people tell me that life was better before they met me 😐 #NightMade #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when people think I care and I dont 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 👄👄👄👄😩😩😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love it when people try to hurt my feelings bc i don ’t have any lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when smart people do stupid shit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when someones laugh is funnier than the joke #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when the bus smells like cat piss and dirty laundry! #winnipegtransit #Winnipeg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when this happens #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when we have a 3am drive to the airport. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when you put your hand in my face while you sleep :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when you're doing math homework and the problems are nothing like the ones you've done in class #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love it when you wash your vehicle in 5 minutes later a bug splatters all over yiur windshield. Gosh I love that shit. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love I work a bs job after classes at a gas station and watch these people use their welfare ebt cards for junk food... junk food #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love just being out aside #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love kissing & understanding my homework #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love LA because you can leave 2 hours before work and get caught in a shutdown freeway and show up 30 minutes late -__- #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love learning about new or past things in sacred geometry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love learning, but lately it feels like my learning has only been guided in the direction of passing classes, not furthering my knowledge #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love love love being second choice. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love love love that I am getting sick... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love make up but I couldn't see myself getting up & putting it on everyday unless I was a celebrity lol. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love making other people happy it makes me happy seeing other people happy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love making people who already hate me hate me even more. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love math i hate geometry ✅✔ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love me! Gonna love myself no I ain't got nobody else! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love men that apologize and don't know why they've upset you in the first place, makes me smile to know you listened and adjusted #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love me some petty drama. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love metal bat beating the shit outta monsters one minute, being yelled by his sister for missing her recital the next hes so precious #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love Micca and Liegha, but i'm always stuck babysitting #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i LOVE missing the bus and getting grounded THE SAME FUCKING DAY JUSTIN FUCKING BIEBER COMES #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love missing the bus by 0. 000001 seconds and having to wait 10 minutes in the freezing cold #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love missing the bus #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love missing the bus when it's raining a volume equivalent to the weight of 17 double decker buses #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love Monday mornings at work! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love Mondays because then I get to go to class #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love Monday's! #SARCASM #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love mrs co's meditation classes bc i just slept in the pitch black for an hour and a half omg wow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love my baby puke yellow jersey said no one ever. #TENvsJAX #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love my clients age range cause one hour I'm teaching a little girl how to write her name & the next I'm teaching a highschooler geometry. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love my friends cause if one person goes down we all go down together #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love my FRIENDS so much! I know who's there for me when shit goes down ‼️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love my grade in Photojournalism... #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love my hair, I love it in all states, although it's only 3. 😂 after the wash just left alone, blow dried, or pressed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love my #inlaws Really I do. #sarcastictweet #totaldumbasses #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love my job just hate getting up early #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love my job.. like not many people out there can wake up and genuinely say that they love getting up and getting on with their job #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love my job once I'm there but fuck, the thought if getting up and going is rough #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love my landlords... #not! #somanydeadrats #blackmold #asbestos #asthma #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love my lil life, might not be much to you but dammit it goes down in my life. 😏 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love my mom. No matter what we go through, no matter how much we argue, because I know, at the end, she'll always be there. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love my relationship with my bed. no commitment needed. We just sleep together every night. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love my relief Job. I just hate doing shift and group notes 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love my schedule fr i hate the evening shift like, I have to get through with that shit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love myself because I just yelled " YES DADDY " while Justin was talking. I couldn't help myself. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love my shift managers so so so very much #tobeapartner #starbucks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of shit together. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love noise people #NOT #FuckOff #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love no sleep #not 😧 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love not being able to take the classes i want to take. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love NOT being able to walk! #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love not feeling good at parties #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love not getting a reply #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love not having classes on Fridays #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love not having classes on Thursdays and having a short day on Fridays #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love not having word on my computer its great, I can open up everything on blackboard. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love not working nights anymore 😎 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love One Direction " Well I love McDonald's but you don't see me making an account pretending to be a chicken nugget, do you? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love parking across campus and walking in the rain 😅 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love people that copy everything I do? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love people who are uglier than me haha wait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love people who can get along with anyone with NO DRAMA #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love people who text back instantly #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love periods! the cramps r so much fun i puke everywhere (: #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love peter capaldis acting omg that speech is so emotional and i feel the twelfth doctors pain #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love Peter Gabriel & how he makes me not do my homework #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love plans that never happen.. Need to find something to do! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love pop quizzes ♥♥ #not #fmlagain #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love ppl who quote scripture while tweeting obnoxious, selfish, idiotic junk #irony #notfoolinganyone #hypocrites #nicetry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love ppl who understand unnecessary fights/arguments and are able to drop it as quickly as i can. Sleep on it, then forget the next day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love puking because I'm in pain. It's really fun. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love #QuestionTime, seeing some of the straw man arguments some of the panel members make is a good laugh. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love random calls from sneeze #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love reading about people who got sexually mutilated... #not #APUSH #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love reading arguments with ignorant white people. They always resort to " if you don't like it here go back to your country " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love reading political arguments on Facebook 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love rting beyonce instead of doing homework #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love rumors. I always find out amazing things about myself that I never knew about. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love rushing around #not 😔 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love SAP! #SarcasticTweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love scaring kids. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love school cri lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love school life I just hate the annoying teachers fake friends too much homework and waking up in the morning. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love school #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love seeing all these " ready for college " tweets. Really? You're ready to be broke and tired and hungry? No you are not. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love seeing middle schoolers tweet " school has me so stressed " and then " I can't wait for highschool " like HAHHAHA is that a joke #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love seeing people I lost contact with happy & doing well. I truly hope they touch the lives of people around them like they touched mine #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love seeing peoples reaction when you start treating them the way they've been treating you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love seeing the newest Big Sean track on my @SoundCloud feed. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love seeing the way mingyu sneeze #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love setting my hours at 6am b/c this is the only time in the day where I'm left alone & I can properly plan out how to change my life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love sharing two washing machines and two dryers with 74 girls... #Not #College #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love ships, but riding in them makes me puke. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love shoveling out tons of money for new tires on my car. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love sitting alone in class #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love sleep because its like a time machine to breakfast. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love sleeping alone, can't have someone all up in my space #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love sleeping, but I never want to go to bed early. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love sleeping by myself! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love snow... just not too much of it. Unless it's enough to get me a paid day off work lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love spending $71 on supplements! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love spending countless hours at the doctors 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love spending my whole day off doing homework #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love spending the night with because it's basically just practice for when we move in together #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love taking naps on my day off 😴 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I LOVE talking to you but you won't catch me losing sleep over you not texting me because I didn't kiss your ass enough 👐 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love teachers that are jerks to you for no reason a whatsoever #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love teams who park the bus against us. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love that classmate who argues with the teacher and entertains the whole class. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love that doctors make house visits in Argentina. Last time I saw that in the US was on an episode of Little House on the Prairie. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I LOVE THAT FEELING WHEN U LISTEN TO AN OLD SONG AND U DON'T EVEN HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE LYRICS THEY JUST KINDA COME OUT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love that finding the online readings I'm supposed to do for my class is like the worlds hardest scavenger hunt. #not 😡 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love that fog where u can't see 4 feet in front of you. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love that im wide awake with him sound asleep next to me #wishicouldsleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love that @OfficialTAZ's comments are literally being talked about on just about every outlet worldwide. Listen daily at TazShow. com #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love that pappadeaux let's me get off work around traffic hour. #ha #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love that sound u make when u shut the fuck up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love that thing you do when you read my text and don't reply.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love the Blue on Blue & Puke on Puke colors the teams are representing tonight! #TENvsJAX #TNF #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love the classes on @Skillshare. It's the best way to learn new skills. Click the link for a free month : #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love the colorful bandaids doctors give you when you get a shot @Ericarude #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love the fact my neighbors decided to move all their furniture at this time at night #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love the fact that 96. 5 plays Danza Kuduro in the morning. It makes me feel better about being up early #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love the fact that everyone just dies off at like 10:20pm and I'm left alone without anyone to talk to. Anyone care to talk? ;-; #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love the fact that UNC football is being talked about nationally #CFPRankings #Heels #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love the fact that you can spend your day off taking selfies and hanging out with your boyfriend instead of with your kids #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love the fa to that townies can come protest on campus freely #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love the feeling I get when I finish all my homework (: #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love the feeling when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to attend anyways. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love the flexibility of a freelance lifestyle. I get to chose which 40 hours a week I'm not working! (The #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love their arguments honestly 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love them and all but I'm gonna puke disgusting 😂 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love the manners of people today... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love them for their cuteness but sometime I sneeze because of them hahaha :3 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love them niggas that aint scared to work a 9 to 5 😝 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love the people who talk about being up early, well while you're sleeping I'm working! #truth #Realtalk #biztalk #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love the presidential fitness test! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love these cats so much, I have them pinned on my door #cats #medieval #yeah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love the sight of media trucks rolling up to campus on a Friday morning #letsflipthem #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love the sound u make when u shut the fuck up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love the way her booty goes down like the economy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love the way you lie #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love this argument! End this stupid relationship. Get back to Command now. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love this Big Sean verse " - nobody #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love this game ; but roleplaying seems DEAD :( am I missing something? via/r/Fallout #fallout #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love this guy. Perfect way to spend a day off mid-week. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love this little girl so much I miss her I can't wait til my next day off just so I can see her #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love this oscillating fan, 5 out of every 15 seconds. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I Love this sleeping pattern, ITS SO GOOD. Not only do i miss all my classes, but i also dont eat properly and become depressed! perfect. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love this song so much, our next single is Jet Black Heart. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love those days at work when your shift goes by super fast #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love those friends who u don't have to talk to everyday, but when u do talk it's easy and comfortable no matter how long you've been apart #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love those memories that randomly pop into my head and have me smiling like an idiot for ages #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love those new Lincoln commercials with Matthew McConaughey driving in the dark and muttering nonsense to himself. #not #supercreepy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love those nights were everything runs through your head #not #nosleep #thinking #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love those people who make me happy when i feel like trash. yall are amazing. god bless u 💕 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love those people who stay up till 12:00am to be the first to wish you a Happy birthday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love those people you can joke around with and have so much fun with and then have a deep conversation with and it's not weird at all #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love those random memories that make me smile no matter what is going on in my life right now. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love Thursdays because it's my day off, but I hate it cause I'm always being so lazy throughout the day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love to do housework in the nude. Unfortunately for the neighbours, today I'm roofing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love to enjoy the special things in life : babies... puppies... and drinking tequila until I puke. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love to entertain people so much. Some are annoyed by it. Their argument is that I'm trying to be the center of attention. Of course I am! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love to get yelled at for doing nothing other than just exist #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @i_love_to_lol she yelled at me while I was boiling water #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love tripping on peoples shit in the morning :-) #not #urnasty #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love trying to go to bed at 9:30 and still being wide awake two and a half hours later. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love waiting for at the doctors for 40 minutes and still not being seen 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love waiting for cast lists. 😅 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love waiting for the bus #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love waiting in long lines for a parking permit #blinnsucks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love waiting. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I LOVE waiting to exhale #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love waking to everyone being rude to me. Today's gonna be fantastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love waking up after like 8 hours of sleeping and then being talked to like I'm shit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love waking up and seeing this before work. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love waking up at 4 for clinicals 😅 better be holding some cute god damn babies today #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love waking up at 6 every morning 😒 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love waking up at 7 on a day off #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I LOVE WAKING UP EARLY FOR DOCTORS APPOINTMENTS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love waking up in the middle of the night to cramps. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love waking up late and almost missing the bus #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love waking up late #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love waking up the the smell of weed in the morning #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love waking up to a dog sneeze in the face #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love waking up to shit like that. Today is already not starting off good. #hurt #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love waking up with my eye swollen shut 😄 😄 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love waking up with my whole right side of my face swollen. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love waking with my eye swollen shut 😄 😄 😄 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love walking from Wilson all the way to dodge #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love walking in the rain to class. ☔️ #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love walking into work and seeing this in my desk #not At least I won't be bored #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love walking to school 😄 #SarcasticTweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love watching 2 people make out in class... #not 😷😷 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love watching all my classes and clinicals full up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love watching arguments in the replies of a popular tweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love watching Botched mainly bc the doctors are soo funny. Like seeing their reaction when the girl said she drained her own neck lmaoo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love watching someone trying to act cool, and miserably failing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love watching the sun rise. I don't love being up early enough to do it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love wearing sweatpants on the regular for school, or scrubs for clinicals, but there's times where I want to wear real clothes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when 5 cop cars come flying by my house, makes me feel like I live in a good neighborhood #not 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when classes are short and get cancelled, but then again, I'm paying for each class now soooooo 😁 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love when colombia gets mentioned in my classes like yeah thats my country #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when drama goes down in class #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when every just assumes shit is try, instead of just asking about it #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when everyone just assumes things are true, instead of asking me about it #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when Facebook is slow! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love when google autofills my stupid questions, cause it means other people have the same stupid questions #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when guys call me " my girl "... Like " how's my girl? " I'm freaking good. I'm freaking way good. Call me that again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I LOVE when I am an hour late. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when I do absolutely nothing wrong and still feel guilty when I get yelled at. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when I go to do my math homework to see that my teacher changed the due date! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when I have just as much homework over break as I do during the school year it's awesome #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when I haven't talked to someone in a long time & they randomly text me ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love when i make people smile like wow i did that #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when I'm doing dishes at work & the water spills all over me, its the best. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when I miss the bus by 1 minute 😊 😊 😊 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when i'm running late and other drivers want to drive the speed limit! #getoutofmywaygranny #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when I see people using the elevator at the gym? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when I sneeze idk why lmao #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when i sneeze right after I put on mascara #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when it's 10:30 at night and you get left alone to lock up how lovely is that #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when I wake up and go to take a shower and there is no hot water #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when John (my trainer ) says his favorite part of the day is trying to get me to puke 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when Jonas wakes me up from a nap 😅 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love when math teachers put question marks on my tests cause i'm just like yeah same #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when money was taken from my account and I have no idea where it went. #Ohwait #Not #Wheresmymoney #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when my A/C decides to start making high pitch screeching noises in the middle of the night. Didn't scare me at all #wth #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I LOVE WHEN MY BACKPACK GETS WET AT SCHOOL CAUSE SOME IDIOT AWESOME #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when my geometry teacher grades my test RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME to tell me who bad I did :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when my hip hurts #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when my kids fight with each other the entire time they're getting ready for school in the morning! #ughhhhhhhh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when my mum gives me a day off for a 42 degree day :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love when my mum looks like dino when she just woke up from taking a nap " - paula #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when my neighbors upstairs stomp like elephants, crank up their music, and scream at each other 😅☺️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when my night can go from to in one swift move. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when my phone doesn't charge at night! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when my retainers are super tight and make me talk so attractively! #NOT #majorlisp #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when my ribs are out of place and it hurts to breathe. #not 😩 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when my stepdad hurts my feelings and makes me cry and doesn't even care.. #not 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when my sunburn is so bad and the aloe on my back dries and I put a shirt on and my shirt sticks to my back wow the best feeling #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when nobody answers me. #OHYES #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when npwireless goes down and its's immediately all over Twitter #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love when our plans get cancelled bt ur weed plans never do #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when people apologize to me about their rooms being dirtү i'm just like lmao үou should see mү life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when people ask to throw up the pitchfork. So much fun working at the Lil Saints practice tonight! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when people ask 'what time does town close on a Thursday?' As if there's a massive shutter that goes down at 9pm 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when people come and pay in all coins. #Not #YouDontNeedASmoothieThatBad #GoHome #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when people favorite a tweet but dont retweet #notserious #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when people I don't know call me out on stuff, it let's me know at least I'm doing snorting worth being called out on for #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when people ignore me :) #jk #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when people lie to my face. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when people mess with my office #not #growup #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when people open my snapchat and don't answer 😅 #not @connor4rocks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when people run their mouth about something they know nothing about. ☺️ #sarcastictweet #justshutup #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when people say : " I don't complain, but... " yes.. Please tell me how you don't but will complain in the same sentence. #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when people see others doing something cool, and then they start copying them. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love when people tell me things upfront instead of doing it behind my back like yea it'll hurt my feelings now but if i find out later.. 🖕🏼 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when people unfollow me bc I voice my own personal opinion on my own fucking account. Makes sense #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when phil & bosco scream my name in the halls #not #hateuboth #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when somebody posts a selfie and nobody likes it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when the 40 year olds I work with go home sick with a sore throat and need me to cover their shift #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when the sun goes down, it's too sunny all the time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when they get yelled at #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when twitter follows people for me... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when u just naturally click with someone. talking every day all day. no forced laughs, conversations, attention. it's rare tho #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when we have a sub in geometry. No work #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when you ignore me... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love when your dog poops in the house and it's the liquidity green type and then you proceed to puke on top of it! #DogLover #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love winning arguments lol. Makes me feel gud inside even though I hate arguing. Wow logic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love winter but at the same time getting up early in the morning is the toughest task of the day... 😢 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love working at a doctors office #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love working at concerts but I hate fan girls cmon now... have you never met a celebrity before? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I Love Working Hard, I Love The Grind #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love working in Sydney river It makes me want to go to work so much more! #not #shootme #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love working midnights #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love working night shift. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love working night shifts #Not #ImTired #WhyAmITheOnlyPersonWhoWorks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love work #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i love writing arguments #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love writing lyrics, it's my main skill I use in music college. I wrote most lyrics for our classes first song. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love you in a bipolar way because I hate you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love you is 8 letters long. then again so is bullshit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love you @kerrywashington but I don't have to like you right now. I need the hiatus to process. #scandal #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I love your hair. " " Thank you, I grew it myself. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I luuuuuuuuuv not having a phone #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I luuuuuuv getting attention like yes tell me how cute I am and how much you love me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I luv when pretty girls call me pretty like bitch tf you too :) let's be friends #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ILY BUT YOURE A BITCH FOO ANYWAYS GLAD I MET YOU THIS YEAR I LOVE YOUR PERSONALITY #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm 0 -2 in all 3 of my #FF leagues. I couldn't bring myself to beat my pastor @BrianGSaxon #yeahright #NFL #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im 99. 9% sure im the ugly friend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 IMA BE LIKE " HI IM PAUL, I ENJOY LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH AND MOST DEFINITELY NOT THE TENNESSEE TITANS " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm a bi-polar tweeter. One day I'll tweet a lot, the next day I'll barely tweet at all. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm a brat & I get mad over the dumbest shit BUT I can take real good care of you & show you what it's like to be cared for #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm a broke bitch. But yet work two jobs over 50 hours a week and make well over minimum wage at both... sounds right. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm absolutely exhausted but this was 1 of the best nights of my life. Thank you so much for being so rad @botdfmusic. You never disappoint. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ima call you " Jose " cause you believe everything " these hoes say " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #ImACeleb thank God for im a celebrity, now more than Ever do we All need an injection of FUN. Thanks Everyone. Its Fun to Laugh. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm actually really nice, until you annoy me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm actually real pissed about the fact that I only shaved one leg, FACK #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I made a Fallout 4 joke in lab tonight and now half my students think I'm the coolest prof ever. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I made a promise w my classmate, if school ends early tomorrow, we'll go to kpop store yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I made fun of Royston and then immediately burnt my finger... My finger feels like Harvey Dent b #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I made it through the school day without melting into a puddle! yay! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I made the super awesome decision not to take notes in Calc today and well now I can't do my homework #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im a different person at 2am than what i am at 2pm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm a dyslexic agnostic insomniac, I'm awake all night wondering if there really is a dog. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm a feisty Latina not going to lie yeah I try not to be but it's in my nature #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm afraid when I meet God, He will sneeze and I won't know what to say. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 imagine a boy praying to god that he gets to marry you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Imagine Alicia keys complaining in a super market " THIS MILK IS EXPIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRREEEEEEDD " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Imagine all the amazing places you could take naps if you were Superman. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they argue with random people in celebrities instagram comments #sarcasm TrainSen 1 imagine going to sleep at a decent time and feeling rested in the morning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Imagine having a teacher named Alejandro and whenever he calls on you, Just be like : " Don't call my name, Don't call my name, Alejandro. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Imagine how awesome life would be if you could be allergic to homework. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that came to your mind. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Imagine how freaked out the first human must of been on the first sneeze. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Imagine how short church would be if Busta Rhymes was the preacher. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 imagine if drake and taylor swift were in a relationship and then broke up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Imagine if women posted comments on dude's Facebook/Instagram pics the way men do on women's. " Ur crotch bulge looks great! Hmu sometime " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Imagine if you called the wrong number and the person who answered was a celebrity. " Hello " " Mom? " " No. This is Morgan Freeman " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Imagine life waking up to this every morning! #love #goa #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Imagine someone actually givin a fuck? About ur day? And your feelings? Imagine someone giving a fuck about you? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Imagine this : you're home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers " Bless you " and hangs up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Imagine waking up next to the person you love every morning.? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 IMAGINE : you're home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and when you answer... someone whispers " Bless you " and hangs up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I make some pretty epic faces when I play soccer haha #sophotogenic #NOT #soccerprobs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I make sure that I sleep in until at least noon every day, that way I never have to worry about morning breath. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm a lazy texter. I read a text and I forget to even reply.? If I text you 24/7 then you must be special. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm a lazy texter. Unless you're cute or I like you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm a leader. Not a follower. Unless it's a dark place, then fuck that shit you're going first. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm allergic to daim bars but I love them so much that I used to eat them and then throw them up (BC allergy ) like nearly weekly #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm allergic to dogs however I love them so much I'm willing to just take allergy medicine. I guess that's why I have 2 of them lol. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm allergic to the soap we use at chipotle and my arms are covered in hives like 24/7 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm almost 24, but I'm still hoping for one last wave of puberty to hit and make me hot. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I m almost certain the upstairs neighbors currently have a mix of cows, horses, and elephants stomping around and for that you are The Worst #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm a love machine & I won't work for nobody but you 😉 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm already gonna be late so I might as well just sleep for another half hour #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im always assuming shit... but 9 times out of 10 im always right lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm always being forced at work to do things I'm not qualified for... Like being nice to others. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm always frank with my sexual partners. Don't want them knowing my real name. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im always hungry angry or tired theres no in between #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm always looking forward to class. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm always low key upset when men who dress themselves well end up being out of shape. Like in a suit they're a dime but a naked 4. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm always so proud of myself for not scheduling classes on Thursdays or Fridays because I love sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm always stuck babysitting 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm amanda and I love Sebastian more than I love the thought of burning my geometry book #selfieforseb #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm amazed at how far guys will go to try to make me jealous. My ex is married now with 3 kids -- I see right through that. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I managed to buy wholesale without a wholesale license today. Fake it till you make it! And yoga pants. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm an amazing cuddler. I'm not nationally ranked or anything but I dominate the local circuits. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm a passionate supporter of things that don't inconvenience me or require any type of action or physical effort #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm arguing, like " What kind of doctor can we fly in?! ". You know the best medicine go to people that's paid #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I married a fucking H *pkins. But in my case literally RT @LFBarfe K*tie H *pkins. #NothingToSeeHere #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm a smart person, I just do stupid things. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm assuming Greek yogurt is just regular yogurt but with way more hair. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @imastarfishu candy would be great, as would sleep. i will attempt to do both. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm a teenager. My music will tell you a lot more about me than my mouth ever could. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i'm a teenager why does my back hurt I'm not 70 years old #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm at my most awesome when automatic doors open at the very last second, and I don't look worried at all. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm at my most vulnerable when I'm trying to figure out the sensitivity of the hot/cold knobs of someone else's shower #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im at school and i didnt blow dry my hair noooo ppl are gonna see me with wet hair #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm at that awkward age where half my friends are in love and having babies and the other half are too drunk to even find their phones. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im at that point where i dont care about what happens to some people anymore. ya'll dont even appreciate me why should i #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm at that point where I don't even care if people like me anymore. If you like me, cool. If you don't, okay. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm attracted to people I have no chance of being with. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm attracted to you in the weirdest way... " Wow, thanks for the fucked up compliment. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm awake when you all are! Go me! #not really #its6am #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm awkward when people compliment me. " Nice hair " Me : Thanks, I grew it myself #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i may act like i'm sassy but if you're mean to me there is a 900% chance i'll cry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i may be ugly but my taste in music is better than yours #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i may have bad skin but my music taste is perfect #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I may look calm, but in my head I've already killed you 3 times, AND hide the body. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I may look like I have it all together but I'm only wearing this wedding dress because it's laundry day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i may look like im listening to music but really i have my volume on zero and im listening to everyones conversations #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I may not be perfect, but at least I'm not fake. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I may not be right but atleast I won the argument " - My gf #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I may not have a boyfriend but at least my box dinners tell me I have a family of 4. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Im back from school its pretty late my teachers had only good things to tell my mother. Too bad it was raining so im wet :( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i'm back to being shitty and awkward again yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm beautiful #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm beginning to think that I buy bananas just to watch them die a slow death in my kitchen. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @imclutcheify #not only do you help but you entertain also! you give a lot to the gaming world #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm cold and tired and just wanna snuggle up in my covers but no. I have a 4 chapter test to study for HAHAHAHAHAHAHA yay college #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Im cold upset sore and hungry, gr8 day 😅 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm comfortable with you when : - I'm weird with you - I sing whatever song comes into my mind - I say what's on my mind - I talk nonsense. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm constantly torn between being a good person or a sarcastic little prick. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm covered in hives and have no idea why somebody help. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm covered in hives 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm crazy and I'm ruthless. #perfcombo #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 IM CRYING MY SISTER PULLED UP WITH MY MOM AT MY SCHOOL TO PICK ME UP BLASTING AH YEAH IT MADE MT DAY IM LAUGJING #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm currently exhausted and look like shit... Yay for being called into work... #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore then you're probably one of them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im currently studying chemistry for fun since when did i become this brown #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm currently wearing cowboy boots & shorts & A nike jacket #fashionatitsfinest #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Im dead ass sleep & the fire alarm going off, i went to go see what happen & the whole 3rd floor floor is flooded & its raining in our rooms #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i'm doing a follow spree right now so like or retweet this if you want me to follow you back friends 💁🏽 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm doing great today thanks for asking ☺️ #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i'm Doing nothing, and it feels great... :D #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im doing nothing but drawing su great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm done arguing with you guys. like I said i d have Chris Paul bringing up the ball for me every game.. cuz he's the best #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm done being a good friend to those who don't deserve it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm done getting my hopes up. 😔 #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm done losing sleep over someone who's sleeping with somebody else #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm done with my graduate school applications so I may just sit on the floor and cry tears of joy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm drinking for evolution, so that my children will have a stronger liver. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i'm dropping my new single its called stressed out featuring me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I mean come on who wouldn't wish they were here rather then in this shit weather 😢 😢 😢 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I mean great news always come at the right time 😊 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I mean I just love eating alone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I mean... I'm in love but those kind of messages on Facebook make me wanna puke. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I mean it's not like I've been a British citizen from birth and now just want to get my daughter a passport #OhWait #ComplexApplication #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I mean not having a phone is kinda relaxin.. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I mean who doesn't love seeing the hatred in someone's eyes as they look at you #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Im Eating Una Sopa Huevona Right Now And Watching Cupcake Wars... Loving Life... #MissHighSchool #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm ending my summer off great sitting inside all day doing nothing? lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm excited for @heyusaX! Two hot guys hurting themselves and seeing @mametown & @gracehelbig react? WHAT IS NOT TO LOVE! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im failing algebra and geometry love myself #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm feeling really burnt out emotional today and it's Not Fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm feeling worse every hour Such a great time to get sick! Am I right?! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm feelin super special right about now :-)) #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm fucked up thanks I know mom #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm getting back to England on the same morning that school starts... #Great.. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm getting my phone tmrw after school yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm getting off of Twitter for a long time. If you need me, just text or call. Thanks. Just got too much on my mind. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm getting pissed if there's no food when I come home lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm giving out poison dart frogs for Christmas I hope the ppl I give them to become stiff with joy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm glad Asher killed that bitch. I've been over her since the beginning of the season #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm glad Banterra answers their 800 number. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im glad dogs cant read the " no dogs allowed " signs so they dont feel sad & left out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm glad every bitch that use to Fw my baby terrified a me so ion got play them ex games lbfs 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm glad everyone in my house is in such a great mood.. #annoyedtweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm glad her ass is dead. Good. That's what happens when you pry bitch #HTGAWM #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm glad I don't fuck with a lot if hoes I use to life so peaceful #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm glad I got this bitch of my mind. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Im glad I pay a shit ton of money to come to this school and do absolutely nothing all day. #broke #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm glad I still get fire drill notifications from Jessup. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm glad I still get the text message and phone call for jessups fire drills. #not #idontevengothere #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm glad it's 6 AM and I'm just going to bed. Thank you freshmen. #EMT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm glad Katrina died praise be to the witnesses... Bitch was taking up Abbie's time slot #SleepyHollow on to season 3 I go. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Im glad my friends talk to me... #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm glad my pets missed me while I was gone! #not #theyhateme #angrypets #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm glad pathophysiology isn't one of those important classes that the professor needs to show up for. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm glad people can't see how I have them saved in my phone. Contact names like, " Don't Answer " and " Douchebag " and " Owes me $100 ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm glad school taught me the Pythagorean theorem instead of how to do my taxes. It's come in really handy this Pythagorean theorem season #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Im glad Sinclair Bitch ass dead #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm glad so many ppl have visited me in Edmond ☺️ ☺️ #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm glad that bitch dead. She was so aggy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm glad the quiz questions correspond with the chapter #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm glad they killed that prosecutor bitch tbh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Im glad this bitch leaving for the weekend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm glad we'll be at two different events I would hate to have too throw my drink on a bitch 😌 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Im going back... #not #nationwide #paytonmanning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm going on a 2 week streak of no homework and it's pretty awesome #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm going to attempt to sleep now. Good night #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm going to be an awesome college student because I've already perfected the staying up late to read and do homework part #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im going to bed bc im tired and IM EXCITED BC IT'S EVA'S AND MICHAEL'S BIRTHDAY TOMORROW YAY #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm going to bed but I know my European peeps are just getting up... So here's my LOVE YOURSELF Cover Video! LOVE YA! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm going to bed if I don't wake up for handwritten revisited I'll get it tomorrow morning but know I'm super excited #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im going to bed im excited to see michael's tweets + the boys ' tweets to michael for his bday WHEN i wake up goodnight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm going to bed ".. really means.. " I'm going to lie on my bed and be on my phone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm going to bed with my hair soaking wet. This isn't gonna be good #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm going to be so late on getting iOS 8 #yayyy #not #iOS8 #nothappy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im going to be working 10 days in a row without a day off until thanksgiving. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm going to change my name on Facebook to " benefits " so that when you add me, it will say, " You are now friends with benefits. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm going to clean my house today... and by cleaning, I mean drinking beer and spraying everything with febreze. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm going to cry because I'm going to miss @Tylar_Eden3 so much when he's gone... 😭 😂 #SARCASTICTWEET #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm going to hit my head against a wall while hoping this idiot gets killed off soon. #cometlucifer is certainly getting me to react to it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm going to invent " tanning "! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm going to miss watching the sunrises when I don't have my early class anymore #hahaha #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm going to name my dog Curiosity and see what my cat loving friends think about that. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'M GOING TO PUKE I LOVE HER #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im going to school with wet nails ihms #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm going to sleep now but I'm excited to see where oaoa will be in the charts when I wake up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm going to start responding to videos people post of their babies on Facebook with videos of me getting nine hours of sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm going to start wearing a whistle around my neck, so I can call penalties on people who piss me off. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm gone make it happen but i got 2 years to wait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm gonna attempt to sleep now ok ok ok #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm gonna complete the assignments, project, prepare for the test tomorrow " Crush : Hi " Stupid college, who cares I'm a thug #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm gonna go stand outside. So if anybody asks, you can just say I'm outstanding! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm gonna just take a quick nap before I go to bed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm gonna kick your ass u freaky girl! #bad #not #in #the #fucking #mood #gth #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im gonna like ur selfie even if u didnt like mine to show whos the better person #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm gonna look ridiculous at school tomorrow, I can't wait :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im gonna loveeee waking up at 5am everyday for schoollll #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm gonna love you like nobody loves you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm gonna make you mine, " I whisper as I right click & save image as. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm gonna name my kid " Karma ", so when they grow up they'd be justified in every wrong thing they do to you! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm gonna stay up and watch the great gatsby bc priorities and then bomb my algebra III test tomorrow morning ¯\_ (ツ )_/¯ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm gonna strap a snowblower on my roof and start driving south. When someone asks me what it is, that's where I'm gonna live. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm gonna swing from the chandelier tommorow #not @heyitsm0lly #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm gonna wear this shirt that shows 3/4 of my boobs. Then I'm gonna call YOU a pervert for looking " - Girl logic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i'm gracie! i got lazy in the shower and only shaved one leg 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm having a lot of adventure type of dreams/nightmare lately. I don't know if I consider them bad dreams or not because I somehow enjoy it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm having a problem in Call Of Duty, I go to the menu and... ok by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm having thanksgiving with my mom & she knows literally everything about me so no awkward questions from family yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm here on Twitter because my family is on Facebook. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm his favourite #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im home alone for two days which means not going to school, masturbating, eating whatever i want, blasting mitam in two days hell yeah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im home the rain fucked up my hair #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm honestly so excited to fall asleep next to her on Saturday and wake up next to her on Sunday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm hoping he drops that shit before the end of the year because RP2 won't get dropped till next year #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm hoping its because of PMS but at the same time I'm not because I reeeeallly won't be ready to deal with this shit every month #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Im hoping to hit 5k followers one day 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm hungry I'm tired I need to pee. Yay. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team :/ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i might be ugly but i used to be uglier believe it or not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I might get home at a decent hour #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I might go to sleep now bc Ive just really stressed myself accidentally using most of my data in the first half hour of it getting refreshed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I might look calm, but in my head I've punched you in the face three times. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I might not have classes on Fridays next quarter #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I might puke I love this so much #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i might seem really sassy but if ur mean to me i might cry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm " I had to change the channel to 3 to play video games " years old. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm in a long distance relationship. My girlfriend's in the future. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm in a really good mood so no one piss me off thanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm in a relationship with sleep and I get some every night... and if I'm lucky I get some during the day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm in love with everything you do, from how your smile forms on your face, to how it frowns when you see me leaving for work, just everything #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm in love with @HelloFresh! I feel like I'm doing my own cooking classes without having to share my space & food with strangers. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im in need of a hug and 5 billion dollars in cash #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm in such a great mood today. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm in this really great habit of screwing up my right hand/ wrist... #not #fml #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I miss being able to slam my phone down when I hang up on somebody... violently pressing 'end call ' just doesn't do it for me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i miss being a child with no worries or stress in the world #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I miss being a little kid with no stress, worries, or care in the world. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I miss being a little kid... You fall asleep on the couch and magically transfer to your bed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I miss being called Shasha.. One reason why I love being around my aunt #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I miss driving late at night with the windows down, music blasting and wind blowing through my hair. Yeah, I miss that. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i miss flip phones bc if you were pissed off u would just be like bye bitch and close that shit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation you could always dramatically close them like, bitch whatever. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i miss having a body pain because of working out ; ff to summer pls 🏋💦 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I MISS HAVING A FLIP PHONE LIKE WHEN I WAS DONE WITH SOMEONE I COULD JUST CLOSE IT LIKE BITCH WHATEVER #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I miss Jersey Shore so much. Someone bring it back. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I miss my boyfriend too much for someone who sees him every day lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I miss my fiance. 😢 I hate that he works all day, but I love when he comes home to me after his shift with so many kisses and cuddles 😍 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I miss : ❒ My old friends ❒ Being happy ❒ The person you used to be ❒ The good times ❒ My childhood ✔ All of the above. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i miss my phone like a prostitute misses her virginity. #justsaying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I miss @Rezutko and working w her and summer :((((( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I miss seeing your name show up on my phone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I miss the days when homework was just... Coloring. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I miss the screech of a connecting modem #Not Remember these 10 tech terms? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I miss when I was little I didn't care about my weight, clothes, or hair I just did what made me happy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I miss you a lot more than I realized. things keep happening and I always find myself wishing I could tell you about them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I miss you cutie. Even though I would fight you everyday in geometry you really made the day better. Much love princess #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I miss you... Just kidding, I'm glad you're out of my life and you can go fuck yourself bitch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i miss you #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I miss you, not the " I haven't seen you in a while " kind of miss you, but the " I wish you were here at this very moment " kind of miss you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 🕸 I miss you too fag, your name is still Jb on my phone 😭 we need to play some soccer together ⚽️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm " I wish you kids would stop with the fireworks, I have to work tomorrow " years old #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im jealous of people who can have fun colored hair and look good #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm juss hoping don't nobody be of that piece of paper shit Saturday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm just a few smartphone apps away from never having to talk to anyone again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm Just a fucked up person, thanks for reminding me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm just a girl, standing in front of a self-checkout, screaming that there's no unexpected item in the bagging area. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm just a man standing in front of a woman, who is standing in front of another man who is in front of another woman in line at Taco Bell. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm just a needy piece of shit that needs constant reassurance that I'm wanted #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm just a simple man, spreading the message that you can use two pancakes to make a sandwich. Am I a prophet? That's for history to decide. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm just a yearnin ' for some learnin ' #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm just fucked up in the head thanks to my past #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm just having the greatest luck tonight #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm just having the most greatest day... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Im just waiting for the day that our upstairs neighbors fall through our ceiling, sounds like a heard of elephants up there 😂 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm kind-of hoping that I legitimately feel like shit enough to not be able to attend, just so I don't have to deal with her. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm learning how to let things go, one throat at a time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm leaving for maybe a long time? So if you want to text me, dm me your iMessage #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm legit disappointed with some of @AugustAlsina fans & nation smh #not the homie passed out & you worried about b. s & talking shit not 🆒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm like a finger in your a**. I'm either a pleasant surprise, or I make everything awkward and uncomfortable. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm like an iPhone. I lose energy without doing anything.? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm like so jealous right now! 😂 ✋ #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm literally covered in hives & my parents r still like " go to school ur fine " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm literally exhausted and I have one class left why me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm literally my own best friend. I have inside jokes with myself, and sometimes I'll start laughing out loud at how funny I am. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm literally not ready for a relationship bc I'm a huge slut. 😅 😅 #notreally #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm literally running around the house and doing pushups and jumping jacks trying to make myself tired. #NOTWORKING #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm literally so awkward lol yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster then me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm lookin mighty fine this morning... #not 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm losing a ton of sleep to watch this why couldn't they have picked fans that actually weren't dumb af for once #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm losing sleep cause I can't ignore feeling your touch all around... (♪) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im losing sleep for this and all they're talking about is the god damned potato why #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm losing sleep just thinking of you 😴 but I feel like it's fine ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm losing sleep over this band I'm not ok with this #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Im LOVING you back on GMB! An injection of FUN in the mornings, amid the gloom.. # Long stay please Piers :) xx #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm lying I'll be sleep in the next half hour once I really lay down 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm mad when I got off work today I came home to a fucked up ass living room thanks to Erin 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm marrying the guy that will dance w me around the kitchen in the refrigerator light at 2 am #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Immature = a word boring people use to describe fun people :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Imma write this boy a manual on my preferences before he snapchats me like a fuckboy again #not #having #it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm missing form tomorrow to take my grandad to a hospital appointment what a thrilling life I lead #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm moody like Squidward. Sometimes selfish like Mr. Crabs. A bit dumb like Patrick. But I'll be there for you like SpongeBob. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm more afraid of leaving my phone unlocked around my family than I am of dying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm more confused than Rick Ross with a bowl of salad #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm more of a " the glass is half shattered into a million tiny pieces " person. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm multi talented, I can talk and piss you off at the same time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm naturally a fast texter so if it takes me more than 15 minutes to text you back, 95% of the time it's intentional. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm neither an early bird nor a night owl, I am some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon constantly flapping around #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm nervous about doing this cleanse, I'm worried that after I flush all the toxins out of my body there won't be anything left #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm never shocked when people let me down nowadays. I just hate the fact that I put myself in a position to be let down in the first place. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I'm just forgetting everything I have to do #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm nice and I love talking to people. But lately I rather be left alone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm nice to the weird kid, so he'll spare my life when he snaps #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure a lot of economic problems could be solved by extending the McDonald's breakfast menu back out to 11am. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i'm no fancy shit, but i actually really love designing clothes to wear, now i'm hoping to get my sewing skills up to make them happen #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm no mathematician, but I'd say about 46% of the popcorn I grab at a movie theater ends up in my mouth. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not a Christmas person but I am so excited to wake up Christmas morning with Wilson 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not against homos o ∀ o I actually enjoy staring at C, since he's very coughsgaycoughs hehehe #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #ImNotAGrinchBut people trying to shove Christ down my throat piss me off. I'm happy with my religion, thanks. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im not a loner that has no friends 😹 it's just I enjoy being in my own space dawg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not a mechanic so I don't know why, but my car seems to make a screaming noise whenever I run over people. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not a morning person or a night time person I don't think I'm even a person. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not anti-social, people are just annoying. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not a picky eater or anything but I will look at both sides of a Dorito before I eat it to decide if its got a good cheesy dust ratio. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not a recluse, I'm just playing hard to get with society #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not a second option. You either choose me or you f*cking lose me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not a stalker ; but you should wipe from front to back. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not built for this shit but I'm tough I'll get through any situation #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the walls get in the way. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im not dating anyone but i know exactly who i want #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not even excited for thanksgiving because like.. Divorced parents and having to pick which one to have lunch with W/o hurting the other #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not even half way done with clinicals and my feet hurt, I'm hungry, I might fall asleep... but I absolutely love it bc the people 😋 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not fat. My stomach is 3D. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ; I'm #Not Feeling it todaay. 😒 ☁☀ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i'm not funny i'm literally just a bitch and people think im joking 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 IM NOT GOING TO HAVE CLASSES ON FRIDAYS NEXT SEMESTER. I'm so happy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not going to lie, I miss dry humping #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not going too lie, I'm a twitter junkie. #selfie #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not ignorant, I just don't care what you have to say. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not judgmental, so when I see a person driving slow in the fast lane, I never assume what gender she is. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not lost. I just like walking around campus for 30 mins. #not #help #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not okay on @weheartit #lies #not #okay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not really liking how every Isaac patch just makes the game less fun through unnecessary nerfs. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not really sure I was just having fun hahahahah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not rude, I just say what everybody else is thinking. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not saying golf isn't a sport, but you have to do paperwork while you play it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not saying I believe in the zombie apocalypse. I'm just saying Walmart. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not saying i hate you But if you were on fire, and i had water, i would drink it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not saying I have a hangover, but I can hear light right now. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not saying she's a hoe... But she's taken more loads than a washing machine. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not saying she's a slut, but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her vagina was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been on more wieners than ketchup. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not saying she's a slut, but they're probably gonna have to bury her in a Y -shaped coffin #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not saying shes a slut, I'm just saying if her vagina had a password, it would be 1234. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not saying she's a slut, I'm just saying she should sleep in her own bed often. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not saying she was stupid, but I asked her how to spell Mississippi and she said'the river or the state?' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not saying that I've been online too long, I'm just saying that when I close my eyes I scroll through my thoughts #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not saying we should kill all the stupid people. I'm saying remove all the warning labels and let things sort themselves out. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not spoon fed like the rest of yah bitches! I have to grind hustle and PENNY PINCH to enjoy living life! So fuck what you heard #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not stupid. I'm just too lazy to show how smart I am. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im not sure if im hungry but im gonna eat anyway just in case #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i ’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed ” nonsense #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not sure what post it was the cause of me losing 2 FB friends today, but if I find out which one it was I'll make sure to post it again! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not sure when I'll start school maybe late August so August sounds good #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i'm not the " cute " awkward im the " what the fuck is wrong with you " awkward #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm not totally useless i can be used as a bad example. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm obsessed with my space & alone time so if I wanna spend time with you or talk to you consistently, just know you're special #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm obviously quite the fashionista. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Im off a half hour of sleep and im hungry 😭 😩 😩 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm offering a cyber bullying self-defense course at the YMCA where we aggressively close browser windows and switch computers off #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Im off, homework, studying &sleeping, have an awesome day everyone &omg michael is 20when i wake up :O #MTVStars One Direction 5 seconds of summer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm off to a great start this morning #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm on a 16 -hour odyssey to discover if working one miserable day and having a day off is preferable to 2 normalish work days. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm only a morning person on December 25th. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm only as nice as people allow me to be, so don't push my b*tch button and we'll be great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm only bad at 3 things and math is both of them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm on that good juice and apple sauce. I got the ice-cream man I can call #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I mostly use Facebook to check if a guy I used to work with knows he's gay yet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I mostly use social media to take the piss i have been told, dont worry i will get bored eventually #not #quite #yet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm over you I'm over you I'm over you I'm over you I'm over you I'm over you " hey "... great, just great. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm pleased to say that I just used some germ -X and got rid of 99. 9% of germs on both my hands and probably got them back while typing this #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm prepared for it all #CantWait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm preparing for the worse and hoping for the best real shit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im pretty sure by now " tired " is just part of my personality description #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im pretty sure dogs think exclusively in exclamation points and question marks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm pretty sure he's talking to another girl now so yeah that's fantastic I'm so happy #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm pretty sure I have a defective iphone 5, I keep pressing the home button and I'm still at work. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm pretty sure my upstairs neighbors are elephants that yell a lot. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm pretty sure the whole ladies first thing was created by a guy just to check out a ** #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Improve your day by ordering coffee in the voice you use for your pets. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm quite confident that the reason I'm single is because I didn't forward that chain letter in 2003. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm ready move in with Alexis so we can buy furniture and go to the farmers market on Sunday's and cuddle every night 😌 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm ready to stand on the sidelines again for this JV game! #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm really about to start distancing myself from certain people, Sorry but it's for my own growth. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'M REALLY A DOWN ASS PERSON I just have controlling parents lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im really clueless so pls spell out very obviously exactly how u feel in full detail or i'll constantly be worrying about how much u hate me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i'm really excited to go to sleep and probably almost definitely wake up again #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm really glad we don't have to hunt our own food anymore... I don't even know where sandwiches live #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm really going to be so swole when I have classes on Fridays next semester #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm really good at flirting with people when I'm not interested in them #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i'm really good at giving other people life advice but when it comes to my own life i have no idea what i'm doing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don't care.? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm really happy my kindle chose the day before I go on holiday to break #heartbroken waa #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Im really hungry but i know ill need a fag later on #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm really not this mean I just get upset when some irrelevant person comes and steals our well deserved spot away #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm related to all the Original first black Presidents. #Not Obama #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm requesting all night shift jobs out of the hall I love working nights #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im running on a half hour of sleep and apple juice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm #sarcastic and ik it 😝😏 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm saving my virginity for someone special, " your name I'm my phone is someone special. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool... to poke a Hontas. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm seriously craving baked oatmeal so unbelievably bad! I might actually have to make it for myself #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm shy at first but... i do the stupidest random shit when i get comfortable with someone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm sick and tired of people telling me to turn off lights to save the environment. I tried it once, and I nearly killed some guy on a bike. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im sick and tired of waking up everyday with less than 1 million dollars in my bank account #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm sick of numbers defining me. My GPA my SAT score my weight my number of likes per picture my grades... These things are not who I am #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm single because... • I already have food • People are confusing as fuck • I'm never good enough • The person I like, never likes me back #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm single but my heart is taken " bitch, he doesn't love you.. stop being stupid & move on. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm sleeping on my couch because I'm too lazy to go to the dryer to get my sheets I just washed. Putting them on is such a chore #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm slightly pissed and on my way home from Watford. But I saw the arse lost and now I hear the pool are beating shitty 0. 2. Nice evening 😃 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Im smacking like shit on these frooties in her ear, she prolly like I wish this bitch go to sleep 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so afraid of losing the bus tomorrow morning that I decided not to sleep tonight! My bus is at 8:30 and now it's 03:18! Almost there! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so angry and irritated and annoyed and tbh, for NO REASON. I wish I wasn't this way. But shit happens. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im so annoying if you ignore me once i will think you literally hate me forever #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so bored. Such a great way to end summer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so different, nothing like them other's #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so done can I get checked out of school bc my jeans are wet and it looks like I peed myself #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so excited for a half hour sleep in tomorrow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so excited for everyone who went to sleep to wake up and feel as happy as we all did when we first heard the album #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I m so excited for grill shift tomorrow morning I love grill shift..! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so excited for the return of Charlie Morton tonight. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i'm so excited that my stomach is hurting. kinda wanna throw up, kinda wanna throw confetti. 😃😃😃😃 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so excited to come home tomorrow and sleep and wake up a week later #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i'm so excited to have kids and make them do chores #sarcasm TrainSen 1 IM SO EXCITED TO TAKE THESE TESTS IN BIO, APUSH, AND MATH LIKE YAY SCHOOL #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Im so excited to wake up at 4 for my flight tomorrow! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so excited to wake up at 6:20 in the morning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so excited to wake up tomorrow & drink my smoothie #sarcasm TrainSen 1 IM SO EXCITED TO WAKE UP TOMORROW TO LISTEN TO @Adele NEW ALBUM 🍾❣ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so exhausted for someone who didn't go to one class today. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so fucking tired and forgot to put on a bra... Yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im so funny and relatable why does everyone hate me lmao #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so glad I don't have to see this Emily Sinclair bitch next season #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so glad I don't have to worry about being too big of a bitch for him anymore. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Im so glad I found out where this bitch I beef it with lives ;) once im not pregnant anymore she will see around ;)) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so glad I set my alarm correctly, woke up on time, and didn't have to jump straight out of bed and run to class. #imdumb #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so glad my parents answer the phone when I call. #sarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so glad she gone. Bye bitch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so glad that my one finger got bent back at practice yesterday 😊 #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so glad the NFL is honoring women's rights by having players wear pink... #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so glad this white bitch dies today #HTGAWM #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so glad Wes shot her lol Annalise is one crazy bitch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so glad you care. #sarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so glad you guys believe in me. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so good at explaining how I feel #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i'm so grateful for the people who don't give up on me and are patient with me while i'm distant and trying to figure myself out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so happy I drive to school because now I get to leave early and do the project the bitch said she was going to type! #thanks #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 IM SO HAPPY #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so happy that everyone else is not busy and can stand in front of my door and be loud. #sarcastictweet #unabletofocus #officeprobs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so happy to be home! #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so happy we have mature guys at this school #ECUprobs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so honored. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so hungry I could eat without looking down at my phone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im so insecure to the point when ppl look at me i assume im being made fun of and when ppl compliment me its because they feel bad #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so looking forward to getting out of bed to buy stuff for chocolate covered strawberries for our work party at noon today. #NOT 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so looking forward to yet another Michigan winter of -20 degree days and blizzards every other day. #NOT #WhyWasIBornHere #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so much better now that you're gone. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so not excited for the numbing stuff to wear off I have a feeling getting tissue cut out of ur breast might end up hurting #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was a pound sign, and before that we played tic tac toe on that shit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm soo tired... " *stays up all night on phone * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so out of shape, Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so over this bitch Sinclair glad she fell off the damn roof 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so proud of myself like I'm actually headed to this lab. Yay me 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so proud of myself #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Im so psyched for that exam result tomorrow :/ #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so PUMPED for this college algebra test tomorrow! #not #ProbsGonnaFail #lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so pumped I already have hw a week before I go back to school! #sopumped #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so ready for it, it hurts #not even frigid #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so ready to get off and sit on my butt for the rest of the day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i'm so ready to move out on my own and have a cute lil apartment i can design exactly how i want to 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im so relatable why dont i have my own tv show yet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm sorry if I was rude to you earlier. I thought you were the ugly one in that picture. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Im sorry im on a freakin roll tonight... #NOT #TIRED #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm sorry I offended u when I called u a bitch I honestly thought u knew #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm sorry I offended you when I called you a bitch, I honestly thought you knew. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so screwed for my exam tomorrow but sleep sounds so great right now. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so sick of being a good friend to those who don't deserve it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so sleepy but l don't wanna sleep until later to attempt to get my sleeping pattern back on track #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so sleepy I literally just walked right into a wet floor sign and knocked it over in front of Einstein Bros Bagels #notamorningperson #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so stoked to study for another 5 hours #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Im so sweet 😊 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so tired and I have a shit load to do yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so tired but I'm going to watch Jimmy Kimmel yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so tired now but as soon as I even attempt to go to sleep it'll be like I had several cups of coffee. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so tired of people arguing that the best way of helping poor people is to get money to rich people. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so tired that I could sleep for 2 weeks straight and still be tired. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so tired that I shaved one leg twice and left the other one unshaven #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'M SO UPSET AT EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING BUT I CAN'T DENY THAT THE ENDING WAS SO WELL WRITTEN AND PERFORMED UGH #Scandal #TGIT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm so upset. That was such a tough loss but our boys kept up really well. So proud of you boys! Tourney here we come 🏈🐔 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm SQUIRMING I reet need a fag #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Im staring @ my past mistakes while Jesus is telling me to turn around and look @ His salvation & future victory. #not #perfect #but #trying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm starting to get that " fuck it " attitude about everything. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm starting to love math because of geometry wahahaha #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm starting to think that some of you are misspelling words on porpoise. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm still at school. Hungry. Have to take bus home. Tired from bike ride. Yay me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm still covered in hives what the heck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm still pretty disappointed that this Breaking Amish show isn't about a bunch of Amish people making crystal meth #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i'm still waiting for my princess diaries transformation where are you paolo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm still wide awake & I have a lab in five hours 😅 yay melatonin #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm stress deep cleaning my room. This better help. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm stuck babysitting jaylenes fake baby lmfaooo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm stuck babysitting till 2 or 3 am and my phones in 15% and these people only have iphone 4 chargers SOS i repeat SOS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm such a bad friend when it comes to communication like if you don't try to contact me you won't hear from me for months at a time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm such a dog at swimming #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm such a genius that I think 13 +15 =27. It does right? #imanidiot #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im such a good teacher you dont need to study " - mr meyerson lol #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm such a #SARCASTIC bitch, its beautiful #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm such a sensitive ass person but I like to pretend like im not ahah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm such a sucker for cute romantic shit I will read the same message like 1,000 times lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm supposed to be cleaning my room ☹ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Im supposed to be getting my hair cut but instead got stuck babysitting. Wtf #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm suppose to be cleaning but instead I'm dancing all over my room #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm sure that in alcohol are female hormones. When i drink i talk too much and don't know how to drive. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm sure you intend to #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm sweating balls literally just sitting here in the shade #notcool #nopunintended #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #ImThankfulFor i act like i hate you most the time but i dont. you're actually okay & dont piss me off all the time. thanks i guess #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm that friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce me and apologize about afterwards. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm that horrible friend who reads your text then puts the phone down to do something and forgets to reply until 4 hours later. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm that person who's like " nah i'm not even gonna say anything.. " *5 secs later* BUT I JUST WANNA FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHY YOU THOUGHT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im the ex that ya mom is gonna forever ask you about #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym... And go straight to McDonalds. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i'm the person who's 100% down for spontaneous adventures but also 100% down to lay in bed all day. i'm on both ends of the spectrum #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm the type of person that tries to fall back asleep in the morning just to finish a dream. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm too lazy to be a stalker. You'll have to come here. Bring coffee. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 im tooooo fucking nice for this world even though im a bitch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm totally doing drugs #sarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm trying My hardest with this shit, hoping that it pays off in the end #sarcasm TrainSen 1 :) I'm :) trying :) to :) be :) a :) better :) person :) but :) some :) people :) are :) testing :) me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm trying to figure out when " oh, it's midnight " turned into " oh, it's onlymidnight " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm trying to have an adventurous summer but it's hard to do with $5. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I Must Be Having A Severe Allergic Reaction To Something 😔 My Whole Body Red & Covered With Hives & Itch Like Hell 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I must be her favourite student #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I must be immortal. I didn't forward that chain letter, and I'm still here! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm was tired but then you started tweeting thanks for waking me up 😂 cause I still have homework I need to do! ❤️ @camerondallas love you! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm wearing my glasses today and I look fab 👓 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm weird, but I'm not " wait outside a courthouse awaiting a verdict on a case that I'm not involved with " weird. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm wet... Literally, its raining like hell and I had to get home back from school cycling #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm working like crazy next summer before I start college, stacking at least 5 bands. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm working M -F 9 -5 & on my day off on Saturday I have to go to a meeting at 8am and then back to work on Sunday. Like can I get a break? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm working on my day off.! 😩 😭 😭 😭 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I'm writing my Learner's tomorrow for my drivers and I'm not at all nervous... #sarcastic please please Lord don't let me fail 😣 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In 1976 two kids went to the beach and saw a lot of water. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In 1992 a man went to the jungle and saw a lot of trees. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 in 1st grade I was dry humping all the girls. prolly caught cooties 3 times #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In 4 days the world will be able to officially listen to Christmas music! #cantwait! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 in alcohol's defense i've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I named my advice Windows 10 because I keep forcing it on people but nobody wants it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I named my WiFi after my last g/f. It's never fully connected with me, it's really slow and also because I caught my neighbor using it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In an attempt to punish me, Ellie has decided to sleep in the floor. I think we all know who the real winner is 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In a paralel alternate universe, my cat and my dog have jobs and I chill at home. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In a shocking upset it rained today at grove city college #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In bed by 10 and I get to sleep (at least ) an extra half hour tomorrow?! #TheLittleThings #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In case anyones wondering, right now it feels like my intestines are trying to secede from the rest of my body.. Its a pretty fun time! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In case anyone was wondering what I want for Christmas, a few pairs of compression stockings would be nice. #nursingstudentproblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In case you didn't feel old yet The Lion King came out 19 years ago. You're welcome. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In case you haven't checked Facebook today, It's hot today, the fireworks were beautiful, and 32 friends invited you to play candy crush! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In case, you were wondering, who is painting over the Ukrainian colors in the Donbas.. It's #not the local population. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In Class 2 day almost done with all of my classes I have completed 68 of my credits so far at Harrison College and I only have 22 left Yay! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In college, the term ‘April showers ' is actually the tears you cry while desperately trying to raise your GPA #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Independence Day is my favorite holiday where everyone wears the same Old Navy t-shirt. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Independent look like a hoe with all that make-up #justsaying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Independent somehow can't see it taking off around the world or uk #sarcasm TrainSen 1 indirect tweets about me are the best feeling ever especially when they're being a bitch HA & post it on every social media HA #idcbutucare #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Indirect tweets from your ex's are the best 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Indyref Unemployment looks like it is falling as they will #NOT be counting people who have BEEN #SANCTIONED OR ARE ON #WORKFARE RT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @___indyy yeah 😂 😂 but with females you still get the same outcome if you lie. Like I gave you the truth #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @inebriatedmind_ thanks 4 the invite but I can't rn, enjoy your birthday tho! Get fucked up haha #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I need 2 wake up so he can give me love advice. Last night it was clothing advice. Wonder how much longer until he wants 2 move out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I need a fag but I'm too lazy to go into the kitchen #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I need a fag go die you stupid bitch I'm fed up with you making stupid ass plans without even consulting me first fuck off #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I need a fag on some serious levels but I've lost my 25g #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I need a " get dressed im picking u up for breakfast " kinda guy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I need a GPS that communicates to me in simpler way. For example : - This way - That way - The other right #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I need a hallmark card that says " Sorry for the things I've said about your girlfriend I didn't know you were gonna get back together again " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i need a microwave that says " when you're ready come & get it " when my food is done. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I need a nap before I attempt to do anything else.. Running off 4 hours worth of sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I need a " previously on your life " recap for the things I didn't pay attention to. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I needa stop driving without my license #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I need expert punditry. As an apology for being a shit I promised Skye no football tonight. @DanHillFromHere Loving Come Dine with Me #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I need foggy less mirrors.. I be trying to view the body after a good shower! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 I wipe, and it's back foggy. HOE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I need fun! Day off tomorrow! Any suggestions? I would love a yoga adventure! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I need new haters. The old ones are starting to like me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i need one of those kim kardashian jobs where they pay me for living #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I need some encouragement that I can do this. Because this one class is really kicking my butt. I am so exhausted and working so hard. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I need someone to be there for me but i just can't trust anyone 😔 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I need to be a professional woman who wears expensive lingerie under designer clothes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I need to calm down and sleep and I'll attempt it again tomorrow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i need to clean my room but whats the point we all die anyway #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I need to date somebody that's ok with me being a little fag bag. Lol *coughcough * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i need to get fucked by something other than my life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I need to get some yard work in this weekend... 😉 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I need to get up in 5 hours... Oops. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I need to go to California and visit all my swag fag/pot head lookin cousins I bet they're cool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I need to hear the whole album live. like now. #1DonGMA #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i need to learn to stop saying whats on my mind cause one day that shits gonna give me a blue eye #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I need to put together some #GameAudio reels for things I have done in the past and what I can do now... this is going to be fun #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I need to start wearing bras to school who do I think I am #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I NEED TO STOP EXPECTING SO MUCH FROM PEOPLE EVEN THOUGH I DO SO MUCH FOR THEM KNOWING THEY WONT DO THE SAME FOR ME #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it's becoming a problem #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i need to stop, " i whispered as i clicked next episode #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I need to stop taking my bank card to work so I stop going shopping on my lunch break! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I need to talk to you " is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you've ever done in your life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I need to tame my candy addiction #not good #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i need to wake up in 5hours EXCITED! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I need @zoe_gaye to come home so I can hug her #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In elementary i couldnt wait to come to highschool now i just wanna go back 😏 😴 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i never actually say hi to my friends i just make creepy faces at them from a distance. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I never finish my eraser because it is either stolen, lost or cut in half. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I never Gave a fuck About What the next mf think about me.. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I never had nothing like this sent to me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I never instagram or snapchat my food because I'm already halfway through eating it before it occurs to me to take a picture #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I never liked politics until the government went down on me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I never lose hope. Good things will come. Thank you @Pinoy_Quotes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times, just to be sure. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i never realize how much i swear until i'm in a situation where i can't #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i never really liked my name much until i found out what it tastes like when you write it in frosting on top of a cake #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I new feel a lot better about my porn addiction now that I know it is constitutional. Thanks Professor Contractor. #SarcasticTweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Infomercials are dumb " I think to myself, as I Slap Chop myself a salad in the comfort of my Snuggie after an awesome Shake Weight workout. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In general, people who'tell it like it is ' like to hear it as it isn't. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 in high school I wasn't pleased with my grades unless I got an 80 or higher, now I legit scream and am jumping for joy with a 50 #ih8uni #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Injections are fun. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In loving memory of Johnny Depp. He ain't dead, I just love remembering him #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In Math, I use " Guess and Hope " method #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In math I use this thing called the guess and hope method. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In middle school.. we didn't screenshot, we put 'em on 3 way and muted the phone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In movies when ever people go under the sea I hold my breath, I almost died in Finding Nemo. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In my day we had to roll the windows up and down with our bare hands. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In my defense, your honor, he had the keyboard clicking sound on his phone turned on #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In my world #is to the best are my family #not yet but I lovely all my family* so I'm crazy this night coz *i very borink #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In need of a glass of wine and a fag? Lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i no longer have a phone cause it decided to blow up sooo if you text or call me i won't get it #teamiphone #not #cutofffromtheworld #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In order to save money I installed a sound chip into my wallet. Now when it opens it plays a song by Creed so I quickly have to close it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In order to start my deer breeding business I'm going to need at least 5,000 bucks. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In our generation loosing your phone is more important than loosing your virginity #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In pax river Maryland for work. Could it get any better than this? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @InplayMan I fucked up and backed them 80 mins result, at 8/11, you're clued up on south american football, will they win? haha thanks :-) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In reality, there are 3 types of women ; the intelligent, the beautiful, and the majority. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In Russia the police are arresting people that are Gay. Watch the video in my Last Tweet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Insanity workout? The fact I am even considering putting down my phone and getting off the couch is crazy enough, thanks. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In school Even though I finished my test first I wait for someone else to get up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In science class = 1% Learning. 99% Thinking about how people found out all of this stuff #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In search of perfection #notpossible though I'm close #not #hehe #BB #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Insomnia is my absolute favorite thing ever. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @inspwomen Wish more women who thought they know everything would listen to you on this, it might help. #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Instagram can update all it wants but until it brings back the custom locations I'm not satisfied #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Instagram couldn't complete your request at this time because nobody cares about your Sunday brunch. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Instagram is down, and all over the world people's food is getting cold. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Instagram now permits video uploads. So now you can not only upload a picture of your food, but a video of it going into your mouth. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Instead of calling it your " time of the month. " Try calling it " blowjob week. " Men love blowjob week. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Instead of divorce, how about a marriage license you have to renew every year. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 instead of doing my homework i like to stay on the computer and worry about how much homework i have to do #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Instead of going to couples therapy, married people should just join Tinder and see what a nightmare single people have to deal with #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Instead of going to dinner and a movie, go to the movie first and then dinner. This way at dinner you have something to talk about. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Instead of LOL try, " LSIMHBIWFEFMTALOL " - Laughing silently in my head because it wasnt funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Instead of saying LOL, I'm gonna say SALTS (Smiled A Little Then Stopped ) It's more truthful. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Instead of waiting on me to better myself... It would be much simpler if you just lowered your expectations #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In Tennessee, it is illegal for children to play games on Sunday without a license. #ShowtimeKiLigContinues #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Intense migraines are extremely fun. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Interesting hour to wake up #SarcasticTweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Interesting podcast on Being a Writer in the Digital Age #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Interesting read if you're into books/literature : #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Interesting that on Opposite Day you cannot declare that it is so. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 interesting to hear about #censorship of #literature in #nigeria #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In that case, just the 25 mortgage years to wait then! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 in the 1% of people who hasn't uploaded a flipagram of 2013 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *in the back of a police car* can ya'll hand me the aux cord? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In the bath and I've shaved one leg and have no motivation to do the other 😭 god why did you make me so lazy?!? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In the downstairs bathroom listening to what seems like a heard of elephants running upstairs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 IN THE END EVERYONE IS GOING TO JUDGE YOU SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL DO WHATEVER THE FUCK U WANT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In the end, girls really just want one thing from guys : All of our hoodies. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In the ICU at clinicals and I love it so much #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In the last week, our printer's died, our computer bit the dust, our dryer burnt out, and our fridge is dying. #fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In the matter of an hour Anna cut her hand and had to go to the hospital, I got covered in hives and Anna forgot to pay a cab #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In the middle of watching Bachelors in Paradise Season 2 & hoping this ends w/ Joe getting hit by a bus. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 in the mood to be blessed with 1 million dollars 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 in the morning, I always woke up in my bed, I think my Dad indulged me, my love of the stars, & then carried me to bed while I was asleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In the morning there's a huge difference between 6:00 and 6:05. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 in the most fucking annoying voice ever man i love english class, english class is my favourite,, love to do english homework 8 hours a day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In the News : Man lucky to be alive after being hit by train. I think I'm luckier, I've never been hit by a train #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In the sunshine having fun it's in my blood I can't help it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In the weights room with the girls getting an actual workout #treadmill #lifting -weights #fun #not -lazy #pushups #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In think we have elephants upstairs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In those celebrities VS things If its Ariana VS anyone I would literally always choose anyone over ariana #notsoz #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #InventAHouseholdAppliance An alarm clock silencer. I don't want to be woken up thank you very much. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 In which claims capitalism & markets are opposed to community & cooperation!?! Err... that's not right #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I obviously have the best facial expression ever. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I once flew on Virgin airlines. It is now just called airlines. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I once had a girl tell me " I dont suck dick no more " like being a hoe came with a retirement plan #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I once wrestled an anaconda for 4 straight days... Then I realized I was just masturbating #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I only accept #REAL human beings as followers ; I do #NOT do free advertising for #anyone. Talk with me, before you follow me. #NOnutsALLOWED #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i only go on the internet like once a day for approximately 24 hours #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I only got a half hour of sleep and I have an accounting exam today #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I only had one class today, and I feel like I've done so much today. #exhausted #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i only had one class today why the hell am i exhausted #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I only have two rules :1. Be kind 2. If it jiggles when you move, cover it up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i only look attractive for a max of 15 mins and this usually when i'm about to go to bed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I only painted one hand and shaved one leg. Where is my mind. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I only play football to stare at all the penis i see in the locker room 😍 😍 #sorry #not #sorry #a #boy #with #dreams #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I ONLY SHAVED ONE LEG BC THE ONE I SHAVED STARTED TO BURN AND I DIDNT WANT TO SUFFER MORE WITH THE OTHER ONE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I only shaved one leg in the shower how did I forget the other? Theres only 2? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I only shaved one leg last night so that's how my day is going. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I only shaved one leg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I only shaved one leg this morning so that's how I'm doing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I only shaved one leg today because I got tired " ok Molly #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I only smoke because there's a small chance it will kill everybody around me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i only understand like 9% of life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I only waited almost an hour for a reply :D its cool #Not. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I open a text and mentally respond then forget to actually respond. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I ordered 3 pairs of pants and they haven't gotten here yet so now I have to wait a week till I get to wear them to school. 😐 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 iOS7 apparently allows you to block people from calling or texting you thank you lord you have officially answered my prayers #sarcasm TrainSen 1 iOS7 Better Be Able To shoot out a parachute so that my phone can land safely when I drop it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 iOS 8 has restarted downloading on me TWICE now... No new technology to show for the last last 3 hours of trying. #iOS8 #apple #win #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 iOS 8 thank you for making me delete all my apps to download you! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Iowa state book store is such a peach. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I panic when people go on my phone, even if I have nothing to hide. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I pay good money, I wish I had the time and patience to do my own shit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 iPhone covers are like condoms. You don't want too but.. You kinda have too #sarcasm TrainSen 1 iPhone needs a feature where an incoming call doesn't take up the whole screen so you can do other things while you ignoring a phone call #sarcasm TrainSen 1 iPhone shut off for no known reason so they gave me a new one... Cool great... Lost all my photos... #fantastic #annoyed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I play a song, no one likes it. 2 months later, they all love it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I play whale songs at work so people can't tell if I'm crying or just singing along. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i pregamed this chemistry exam and i feel great about it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i pretend i don't care but deep down i really still don't care. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I probably could stand a chance on American Idol if I could bring my shower on stage. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I procrastinate so much I'll probably put off death and never die #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I promise I'm only gonna let Deja sleep another half hour #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I pull weird faces in photos because it's better to look ugly on purpose #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I put a cookie in the microwave and it exploded... Life is great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I put " Handjob " in the memo line of every check that I write. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i put in way to much effort into people who won't even bend over backwards for me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i put my music on full volume hopefully to drown out my sadness but it never seems to get loud enough #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I ran into my ex the other day. I could have sworn the light was green. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I ran into my ex yesterday. Then I back the truck up and hit him again. Sometimes I miss him. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I rather enjoy driving past sleeping lorry drivers and thrashing the fuck outta my horn 🚶 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I rather have 5 real friends then have 50 fake ones. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I react to " Someone has tagged a photo of you... " in the same way I react to a doctor saying, " Your test results came back... " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I read my kids a few select facebook statuses before bed, kiss them on their heads, and whisper, " This is why we have to stay in school " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said : 'Bathroom closed. ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I realized I was capable of murder when I held the #oreo under milk till the bubbles stopped. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I realized while sitting in church that I only shaved one leg this morning. So that's how my day is going. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really appreciate the caring and sincerity though #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really appreciate you taking a lot of money from me for a flea infested puppy that is scared to death and hides from everyone. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really do have the best, best friend in the world. I can't wait to see you in a week! Thank you so much! 😭💙 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really do love math! :) #NOT #Ughhhh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really don't care about the party. I just came for free food. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really dont need notifications about random peoples facebook statuses, thank you. #not #annoying af #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really don't think today could be any better... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really do want to care about certain shit but the way I'm built just won't allow it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really enjoy working with Children man... from dysfunctional to normal. I love kids. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i really hate it when people use the zodiac to justify certain actions like i don't care if you're a virgo cindy you're being a bitch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really hate that feeling like I'm not living enough. like I'm not experiencing enough. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really hope 2014 will be a better year than 2013 was. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really hope the entire population of peterborough county enjoys their a &w... #notbusyatall #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really like how the rains just gunna mess up my hair? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really like it when I ask an important question &don't get an answer. I hope this keeps up I like it so much :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really like it when I go to the NFL network and they're not talking about football. I need to revel in Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really like my chances this week. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i really like the idea of Nuclear Throne but forgive me for saying these types of games aren't very good #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really like walking around with 2 diff color flops casue my mom packs mine and says their hers #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really love being called baby girl 😩 😩 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really love how much of my time gets wasted in school #NOT can we get a move on please #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really love meetings. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really love myself 😍 😍 😍 can't nobody tell me shit biihhhhh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really love putting off homework. Makes me stronger. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really love running around the pit for two hours... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really love sitting next to bitches in class #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i really love that fact that I have no clothes to wear right now since they're all in the laundry. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really love that I work the morning shift Saturday so I have my whole day to myself 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really love when people speculate things about me and tell literally every person on the planet about it EXCEPT for me lol #not 😀😀😀😀 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation you could always dramatically close them like bitch whatever. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really need to find out who was in the ashy green car on fag yesterday, TRYING to shoot me w/ dat paint ball gun 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i really need to start going to bed earlier because I feel like a zombie in the morning. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really need to stop myself from buying Fallout 4, it's either going to be I'm not going to enjoy it that much if I do or i'll end up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i really should be studying but *opens twitter* i guess i have time for twitter. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i really think that there is a family of elephants that live upstairs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really thought about this today, mid work shift 😔 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i really wanted to go to the gym this week but I'm stuck babysitting 😕 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really want to talk to you about how I don't want to talk to you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I really wish I didn't have classes on Fridays #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I redownloaded shit but I have all the notifications off I'm hoping I won't stress #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I reeeeeeeeally need to get my phone charger back. 😂 😂 😂 #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I REFUSE To Be Bored This Weekend #NOT GON HAPPEN. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I refuse to dance to any song that tells me how to dance in the lyrics. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I refuse to go bungee jumping, I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I regret losing my phone more than my virginity. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I regret opening up to certain people. it just bugs me knowing there's a few people out there who didn't even deserve to know me like that. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I remember a lorry full of mattresses crashing on M1. I said Police were sleeping on the job - they weren't happy! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I remembered every landline number of my friends and relatives. #MobileFreeChildhood #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I remember learning why zebras have stripes but not why they have mohawks. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I remember my first day on twitter.. I was like, " What the fuck is this shit? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i remember the day i met connor was the first day i shaved my legs and i only shaved one leg and i had to leave oh my god #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don't freak them out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i remember when hyung was awkward with me good thing he's not anymore yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I remember when it was cool to slam someone's head against the concrete for no reason #not 😡 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i remember when I was really ugly and annoying haha it was like two hours ago lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I remember when my mom was beating me up once, so I pretended I was dead. she started crying. I woke back up and she beat me up again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I remember why I stopped... I can't listen to this while doing homework, my mind just wanders to a place more awesome than where I am. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I renamed all my files " the world, " so everyday when I " save " the world I feel important. :D #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I replied " maybe " to your facebook event out of respect for the inherent uncertainty of life's journey. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I respect people that tell me the truth no matter how hard it is. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I restart the whole song when I miss my favorite part. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I rlly h8 tht I can't buy the cute bracelets/necklaces with the initials on them bc I don't have a middle name so it wld just look dumb #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I rolled my eyes while shaking my head and now my eyes are stuck. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Irony of Life : Wives don't get pregnant after many attempts, And girlfriends get pregnant even after taking precautions. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I rub shampoo in my eyes every morning to prepare for the pain of the day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @irwins420 @MegsDeAngelis I live in BC Canada and all the teachers in bc had to go on strike 😒 ☺️ #happy #not -happy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Is $15 an hour worth working at a place that doesn't understand I need more than MAYBE one day off a week if I'm lucky? Where the supervisor #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I said I'd be there in 5 minutes. Quit calling me every half hour. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I said I was gonna wash my face before I went to bed.. 😂 😂 #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I saw a chameleon today. I guess it was a pretty crappy chameleon. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I saw a guy walking 4 dogs this morning and thought Wow! That guy must be really blind. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I saw a guy watering his garden WHILE it was raining last night. True story, bro. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I saw a man at the beach yelling " Help, shark! Help! " I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with " Guess " on it... so I said " Implants? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I SAW HARRY AND LIAM AND I GOT SO WET AND NIALL WAVED BACK AT ME BECAUSE I WAS THE ONLY BITCH WAVYINT TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I saw something that reminded me of you.. so I flushed the toilet and washed my hands. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i say " fight me " a lot for a girl who is 5 " 3 ' and has a hard time opening some doors because they're too heavy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I say " fight me " way too much for a girl who has to hold back tears when someone yells at me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i say " idk " a lot but trust me, i be knowing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I say " i don't know " to everything when I'm in a bad mood. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Is blow job one word or two? Trying to win back an ex-girlfriend with a love poem. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Is calling in sick because you're " sick of dealing with stupid people " a thing yet? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I scratched my eye and I forgot I had eyeliner on. I LITERALLY LOOK LIKE I HAVE A BLACK EYE 😅 #notevenhome #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I scream my ex's name during sex so my girlfriend knows I won't forget about her either ❤ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Is dating a minor crime in India? (Asking for a friend ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *is doing homework on first day of fall break b/c trinity * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 is done an emotion? because I feel it all the time... 🙄 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I see 2007 and think " oh 3 years ago " and then it hits me that it was 6 fucking years ago. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I see Andrew has Two Tories on the sofa tonight on @bbcthisweek Even though one is a Lab MP! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I see both sides regarding the single. How it's hurting the group and how excited she is. It's rough bc I wanna support them all #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I see dead people. Well actually they're stupid people, but give me a few minutes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i see like twenty pumpkin spice starbucks ugg yoga pants white girl jokes everyday... ur #not #funny ur #unoriginal #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I see most kids wake up and be excited to attend school. soon as I get by Esther Rolle house I get depressed like I really hate ELY 😂 😪 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I seen in one tweet ' the shows always going to be a flop ' well no not anymorem theres so much love for ashu this will work wont it ♥ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I see people on Scotland have started the violence. Makes you really proud doesn't it #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I see subway employees are still having their " how much lettuce can you fit on a sandwich " contest. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I see this rlly cute boy all over school & I'm in the comp lab & he comes in & sits across from me & there's 100 open comps & yay ok 🦄 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I see you greenwood high people are keeping it classy #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I see you paying attention in class @Smith13Samantha #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I seriously admire people who wear crop tops & low waisted pants, that shit requires extreme levels of courage that I will never have #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I seriously hate when I come home to no food #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I seriously live being ignored. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I seriously LOVEEEE when people lie to me, makes me feel special #not 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I seriously love when I can't sleep and wake up every single hour. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I seriously love working night shift lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I seriously over think everything, which makes me stress myself out and create problems that weren't even there in the first place. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I set my classes in awkward times of a day so that my students don't come. " - Every private tutor #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Is everyone as excited about the #GOP and #Democrat conventions as I am?!? #serioussarcasm #deepyawningmawofsarcaam #sarcasm TrainSen 1 is everything expensive or am i just poor #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously a girl because it won't let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I shaved my commute time in half by changing my car's horn to sound like gunfire. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I shaved one leg and gave up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I shaved one leg and then realized half way that I'm way too tired to shave my other leg, so one is smooth and the other is a cactus #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i shaved one leg but not the other 😭 😭 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I shaved one leg? I forgot about the other? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I shaved one leg today & forgot to shave the other. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I shaved one leg today if anyone was wondering how my day was going #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i should do my homework but that's exactly what the government wants and i cannot let them win. not again #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I should dress up for school more often lol #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I should have expected nothing more from my Junior Year of College. Again I have no car. #WalkingOnSunshine #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I should have named my first kid " Shame On You " and my second kid " Shame On Me ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I shouldn't have to hear what you're eating! 😡😡😡 #annoyedtweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I should probably start homework since I literally have to redo all of my work for english from this year. #notevenjoking #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I should sleep, I have an early class tomorrow. Fan -tastic! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I should've thought that surprise out a little bit better considering that it's raining but hey, it's the thought that counts 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Is it bad I have only been on twitter like 2 times? Oh lord... #not #obsessed #instagram #girl #only ✌️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Is it called NASCAR because that's the way a hillbilly pronounces " nice car? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Is it cute to act like a thug or is it cute to act dumb? I mean damn just be yourself 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Is it easy to feel like yourself and simply have fun in the presence of your new lady? Then, you probably have great chemistry. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Is it Friday yet? 😫 I just want to 🍺🍃 and more 🍻 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Is it " I febreezed my crotch " or " I febroze my crotch "? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Is it just me or does the word " retweet " bring up images of Elmer Fudd commanding an army on the defensive? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 is it raining orrrr is someone just watering the plants o -O #sarcasm TrainSen 1 is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire's doorstep? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Is it wrong to ask someone with an eye patch " Was it all fun and games up to that point? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Is laying in bed all hours of the day considered a sport? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I sleep less than 8 hours : Tired. I sleep 8 hours : Tired. sleep more than 8 hours : Still tired! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I slipped in the kitchen and yelled hella loud and all my mom said was " que traes estupida " I feel the love 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I slipped on the wet walkway going into school this morning 😂 and yes people saw #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I smell like formaldehyde and I threw up in lab so tonight is going wonderfully #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I smile and act like nothing is wrong, it's called putting shit aside and being strong. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @isnainyalyas nain please dont be sad ok we're in diff classes but we still love youuUuUuUuUu #sarcasm TrainSen 1 isn't it absolutely fantastic that school starts up in four days isn't that just fab can't wait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Isn't it amazing how some people just LOOK for something to take offense to or bitch about? Maybe it's a talent. Like burping the ABCs. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 isn't it crazy that the music in my earphones is still so loud and yet i can still hear the elephants trampling around upstairs? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Isn't it great when you're mom tells at you the entire morning? #todaysgomnabeawesome! #annoyed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Isn't it pathetic how we waste so much time & effort on certain people and at the end they prove that they weren't even worth a second of it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 isnt it the best when you feel all the skin on your hands ripping off during the middle of a piece #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 isn ’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything & then one hand that just sits there like idk how to hold a pencil ” #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Isn't she lovely. (yes I'm being #sarcastic ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I so happy my great treasure mary won his first year in highschool and she was so proud of herself that almost exploded with happiness #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I so love being not trusted just because of one time. #not #pissedoff #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I SO love being woke out my sleep. #Not #gtfoh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I speak words of life... words kill, words give life ; they're either poison or fruit - I choose life. #joyburg #joy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I spend 70% of my day telling people how busy I am and the other 30% trying to make myself look REALLY REALLY busy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I spend all my money on clothes and food and yet can't find anything to wear and I'm still hungry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I spend an hour on vsco instead of doing my homework! I love myself! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I spend most of my waking hours looking for a place to nap. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I spend too much of my time imagining stuff that'll never happen. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I spent money I didn't have on wine I didn't need " A Memoir By Mitchell King #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I spent so long straightening my hair this morning and then rain happened #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I spilled my Pumpkin Spice Latte, and now a bunch of ants are making brunch plans and doing yoga. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I sprayed Taylor Swift's new perfume on me, then started writing a 5 -page letter to the boy who forgot to put a straw in my bag at Arby's. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I stare at the same text for a long time if I can't figure out how to reply. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I started another grad school application this afternoon because my favorite activity is disappointment. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I started drinking a little early. Yesterday, to be more precise. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i start off all nice too like 'bae '.. 'please answer the phone ' & end up threatening his life 😭 😔 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I stayed because I loved him and then one day I woke up and decided to love me more #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I stay up late every night, regret it every morning, and then do it again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I stepped on a cornflake this morning... I'm a cereal killer now! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Is that your girlfriend? I got my boyfriend, well maybe we can be friends na na na 🎵 #NOT #AintThatFunny ✌️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Is the church a place to gather around Christ's work for His glory or a place to get what you want? Do you love Jesus or are you a humanist? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Is the color orange named after the fruit or is the fruit called an orange because if it's color? #ThursdayThoughts #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Is the government down for anybody else or is it just me? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 is the number of years to wait linear? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Is there a legal limit to how often you can pick a wedgie before your required to buy bigger underwear? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Is there anything doctors love more than wearing their lab coats outside the hospital? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Is there something going on in Scotland? The media are very quiet about it #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Is this a joke #valueformoney #not #tyrrells #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I still can't get over the terrible customer service I had with Order canceled with out any reasonable explanation. Thanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don't matter anymore. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I still have faith that the clippers will give up the upset. When one of your best bench players is Austin Rivers, the well has to run dry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I still love you, always will. it's not you, it's my life.. everything is becoming to much. Can't do it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i still throw up peace signs in pictures and people who say hi to me and it's ruining my life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I still watch Spongebob, and I don't care how old I am. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I stole a razor and shaved with it, in case any of you are looking for a smooth criminal. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I straightened my hair but it's curling because of the snow :( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I straightened my hair this morning and I can already feel it curling up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I straightened my hair today it was on fleek then the rain happened. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i stress about stress before there's even stress to stress about #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I strongly believe that when the crosswalk timer runs out a trapdoor should open and swallow the people who failed to make it across in time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I study for minutes, and take breaks for hours. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I study → I take the test → I pass it → I forget what I learned #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I suck at tweeting in the weekend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you're a angry serial killer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Is " ugh " an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I support these environmentally conscious rappers for always gettin paper instead of plastic. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I sure do love having a complete destroyed phone. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I sure know how to pick emmmm... #not 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i sure sing a lot for someone who sounds like a dying walrus #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said : How the hell did you get in here? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I swear I could be having a terrible day, and working a shift at the hospital turns around my whole day I love it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I swear I crave Starbucks at least ten times. Every day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i swear if one more person asks me " whats wrong " " are u okay " im going to scream. its my damn face i cant help it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i swear i have the most weird music taste ever like i love depressing music 1 minute & the next im popping my ass like a stripper w rent due #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I swear I love how people come together in classes to help each other 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I swear I'm about to make history bruh, I really wish they was recording this shit 📹🎥 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I swear I'm always cleaning my boyfriends room when I go over #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I swear I need to get my license. I need to stop driving without it 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i swear i only wake up on time on Fridays bc im so excited it's the end of the week #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I swear medicine companies have no clue what fruit tastes like #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I Swear My Algebra Teacher Is The Best. She Bought The Whole Class They Own Box Of Debbie Snacks. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I swear my doctor makes me get blood work for fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I swear my touchscreen phone touches its self when no one is looking. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I swear my upstairs neighbor bought a herd of elephants of the weekend. 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I swear my upstairs neighbors own elephants. Nothing else could make that much noise. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I swear our upstairs neighbors are elephants. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I swear, saving money is so hard #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I swear September lasted like 4 minutes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I swear some songs have noises in the background that make me think my mom is shouting me downstairs and it gets me every time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I swear sometimes I love starting small arguments with him #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I swear they're elephants upstairs omg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I swear this like the first day I haven't had homework 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 😑 I swear today is piss me off day or something... thanks everyone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I swear to God, If these people don't give me some space... I'm going to literally shoot myself omfgg.. #NotThatLiteral #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i swear to god I'm such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI #sarcasm TrainSen 1 is working at 12cupcakes fun and easy? — not really fun but yeap easy job #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Is your timeline boring? If so then follow MY PERSONAL FAVORITE account ===> ; For the BEST tweets! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I take it all back I'm skipping college algebra which isn't the best idea and going to try to get this chemistry lab done now. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I take the L and R on my headphones seriously. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I take the longest breaks while cleaning my room it's pretty ridic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I talk to myself out loud the whole time I'm studying. It's like I'm teaching myself! Acoustics yay! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it all comes down to the person u look for in a crowded room #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It all went to hell when attacking what we hate became more important than defending what we love. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It appears @GolTV must not think highly of the #USOC. #Excitement #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I taught my kids that " epic " was a bad word because we don't need anymore people saying that about everything. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It bothers me that 'Beliebers ' are saying NOW ONLY they heard JB's coming to SA?.. Did u NOT see his tweet 2MONTHS AGO? #RealFans? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it costs $0. 00 to stay in your lane & mind your damn business #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It could be worse. Kanye and Kim originally wanted to go with Wild Wild. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It'd be fun to release a gorilla in a gorilla suit at the mall and see the look on security's face when they pull off that first mask. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 itd be GREAT if my blood exploded #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It'd be hilarious to release a gorilla in a gorilla suit at the mall and see the look on security's face when they pull off the mask. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it does not matter how slow u go as long as u do not stop. unless u r my internet you better quicken up the pace u disgusting piece of shit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it doesn't even feel like Christmas is next week what the hell #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It doesn't matter how old you are... If a little kid shoots you with a toy gun, you die on the spot. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it doesn't matter if I sleep 2 hours or 13 hours I will still be tired the next day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It doesn ´t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It doesn't matter that I have a license, a car, a job, and I'm 18, I still can't go out without asking my parents for permission #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It dosen ´t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it dropped 23 degrees in 4 hours and is not pouring. #yay 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I tell people I hate chocolate and they try to give it to me to convert me. I should tell people I hate tempur-pedic beds and orgasms. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I tell you what, pay my taxi fare and I will play for free! #NOT 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I tend to say " I don't know " when I don't feel like thinking. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i text back embarrassingly fast or three days later there is no in between #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I text back in 0. 2 seconds or three weeks laterthere is no in between #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It feels fucking awesome to have no homework due this weeknd 😁 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 IT FEELS GREAT OUT #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It feels great to know my car is on E and gas is 4 bucks a gallon #not #crying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It feels like just a few days ago it was the last day of school. Now it's the end of July. 😐 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It feels like October outside & not September. Ky weather ain't it grand?!?! #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It feels like this past weekend never happened... this week will be greattt #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It feels so good to be ignored #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It felt great dumping it in the sink but I wanna smash the bowl just to get my point across sigh sigh why am I so passive aggressive #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It goes down 😂. I love how the camera dude was singing and shit in the beginning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It goes down in the group chat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 IT HAPPENED AGAIN IM DYING! HE'S LITERALLY KILLING ME. @shanedawson #NOTCOOL #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It has just taken me 2 hours to change a set of bike tyres. #middleagedlady #bikemechanic #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I ❤️ the doctors #not 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think 7th grade was a dark time for everyone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think 90% of the software on my computer doesn't do anything except send me notices that there's a new version of itself. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think a herd of elephants live upstairs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think a lot, but I don't say much. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think fire alarms should use the last of their battery to continue to monitor fire instead of getting all beepy! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think germs are so nice for waiting 5 seconds before attacking food that falls on the floor. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think I did pretty great on my Exam #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think I have food poisoning. Joy. Know what's great? Waking up at 4am for no reason #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think I just remembered why I love being up early in the morning still before I go to bed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think I'm allergic to mornings. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think I'm being punished for driving 2 years without a license. Now they don't want to let me get my license. Lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think I'm getting a sinus infection 😷😷😷 #awesome #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think I'm getting sick so that's the best thing that could possibly happen for me right now. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think I'm gonna suck dick this weekend " 😂 😭 😂 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think I'm having fun peeling off the burnt skin of my face. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think I might be the saddest happy person and the meanest nice person to ever exist #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i think i missed out on the cute neat handwriting that every girl seems to have been born with #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think I missed out on the " neat and cute handwriting " gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think I'm the drunkest person at this bed bath and beyond. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think I'm the only person within my friend group without a license and/or job. Oh well. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think I need a bit more fog horn in my day #not @VisitRupert #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think i need a #theoryofadeadman intervention. Literally been listening to them for 2 weeks straight. #sendhelp #notreally @TOADM #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think I need to give a day off to @iamzackknight his been working hard nonstop since December - your day off tom bro lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think I should be worried. It's raining and my mom is holding an umbrella, watering her plants. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i think its attractive when guys show their real emotions instead of pretending they dont care about anything #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i think its fishy anyway that whenever you get caught you suddenly want to disappear #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think it's funny how there are only WHITE PEOPLE emojis... 👶👦👧👨👩👴👵👱👼🚶👪👫 Besides this : 👳👳👳👳👳👳👳 Good thinking apple... 😉 #not 🚫 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think it's funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think it's funny when dogs hide under the bed when they're scared. I'm like " you idiot, that's the first place monsters go! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think it's hilarious how guys in high school try hitting on my sister.. 😂 😂 #YeahRight. #NotGoingToHappen. #KeepDreaming. @iCierraMcKenzie #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think it's reasonable for me to assume that you're a sociopath if you don't like the marshmallows in Lucky Charms. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i think it's so cute when someone still remembers something that you told them a while back like aw wtf you listen and acknowledge me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think it's soo cute when girls act dumb on purpose #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think it would be awesome to see Coldplay live. Like, I have grown up listening to every album of theirs. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think it would be so fun to date someone who has diabetes too. We could compete for who has the best blood sugar. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think @jtheus71 may be the funniest dude in the world #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think Labor Day is to remind people that after a full day with the family, going to work actually isn't so bad after all. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think like reading our old messages just so it breaks my heart all over again... #not #ineedtoquitdoingthat #stoppp #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think my dad is on drugs cause it's clearly raining and he's watering the grass #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i think my favorite feeling is laughing with someone and realizing half way through how much i enjoy them and their presence #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button & ; I'm still at school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think October, November and December are the best months of the year. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think one of my favorite feelings is laughing with someone and realizing half way through how much u enjoy them and their existence #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think one of the most groundbreaking inventions of all time is the jackhammer. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think she's actually starting to move on. I should hit her up real quick... " - ex boyfriends. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think Sic Transit Gloria by Brand new will always be one of my all time favorite songs #throwback #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think some people need to donate their blood, all of it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think the best part about being in a relationship would have to be arguing like a married couple #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think the best personality trait a person can have is when they're both ungrateful AND self entitled, it's just awesome. #not 😡 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think the New York Jets should have a coach named Benny. That is my one and only football opinion. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think there's finally enough stuff in my kitchen junk drawer to build a spaceship. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think the tie was invented by someone who wanted to express how he felt about work but thought an actual noose was too obvious. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think the woman who invented the phrase 'All Men Are The Same ' was a chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think they have elephants upstairs! No one can be that heavy footed 🐘 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think today was the first day since I started a levels where I didn't get any homework #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think we have some young kendricks at our school... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think we should feel other people. " (Blind couple breaking up. ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think what's her face knew him " Yea totally know who you're talking about #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I think you know you've got a problem when every letter of the alphabet triggers a porn bonanza in your address bar. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I thought I was wanted... Guess not #cool #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I thought nomenclature was as fun as it got with chemistry, but predicting and balancing reactions and equations completely blew me away #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I thought we had something. You met my family, made me dinner, called me honey. Now suddenly you're a " waitress " who was " doing her job? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I thought we might have bed bugs, then realized I forgot H1 blockers PM and AM and I'm actually just covered in hives. 😭 #ChronicLife #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I thought you were stuck up before I first met you " nah honey you was just mad bc I'm cute #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I ❤️ three hour breaks #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I threw a bitch in the well, don't ask me I'll never tell. I looked away as she fell, dumb hoe was in my way. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it hurts like hell when you know that you need to let go of someone but you can't, bc you're still waiting for the impossible to happen. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It hurts when you go through something that kills you inside but you have to act like it doesn't affect you at all. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It is a JOY to be Happy with you Alden ;Maine 😍 ⓒⓣⓣ #ALDUBBirthdayPLAN #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It is always a great day when you are running on three hours of sleep. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it is ama-za -zing what you can accomplish in a day when you don't spend half of it napping #productivetweet #lovelife #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It is foolish to think you can solve a problem in the same mindset that it was created, you must raise your mind higher. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It is freakin ' cold this morning. Ouch. #Not Ready for Autumn just yet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It is incredible that The Great Sasuke gets away with virtually doing nothing for the majority of the year in his Mu no Taiyo gimmick. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness. Charles Spurgeon #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It is raining. Great #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It is raining outside so God is watering and purifying the earth, good night. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It is truly easier to forgive your enemies than figure out how to limit their access to your facebook page. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it just looks like hes dry humping his bed omg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It just starts getting cold and im already sick... love the cold 0. o #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It just took me like 2 hours to straighten my hair and it's going to rain tm. kill me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It looks like i live in a land full of wonderful things. #not You were wrong again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It makes me feel good when someone reads my text and not reply 😍 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It makes me sad that so many women feel like they have to wear makeup and clothes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It makes me so happy when people ignore me.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It makes me so mad when I come home to no food! I'm physically exhausted and all I want to do is eat man #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It may not be my religion, but I love how @bbceastenders are shining light on being Muslim. Wonderful work! #EastEnders #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it must be so weird being the spitting image of your parents or siblings bc i look nothing like mine #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I told my daughter that she can't have boyfriend till her age is off the clock. *puts military clock on wall * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It only took me 20 minutes to find parking. Yay! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I totally enjoy when my managers tell me I look " hit " all the time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I totally have plenty of energy for this sprint through LAX. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I totally love crying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It really pisses me off when parents let their uncontrollable kids run around screaming in public and they don't do anything about it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 IT REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN YOU CATCH YOUR PARENTS GOSSIPING ABOUT YOU TO FAMILY MEMBERS LIKE TALK SHIT GET HIT BITCH. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i tried to look cute today but i still look bad " - the tragic story of my entire existence #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I tried to set my password as 'penis ' but the site told me it wasn't long enough #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I truly love coming home to a bed that's covered in mud from my dog 😒 #not! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I truly respect the people who stay strong, even when they have the right to break down. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I truly treat you as friend only. #Sarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I trust you " is better than " I love you " because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I try not to be petty but it doesn't work the pettiness just comes out of my soul it's not possible for me to stop it I try but I just cant #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I try to get in at least 30 minutes of talking about exercise every day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I try to not look back at the past, I think of it as a toilet that flushes... do I really want to go there? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's 1. 30 am and i have school tomorrow.. 5 and a half hour sleep to me.. Yay 😒 😒 😒 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it's 2014 why do i still have to charge my fucking phone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it's 2016 and they still haven't made a collar that translates my dog's thoughts into words, like I don't even care about flying cars #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's 2016, why can't we unselect a floor in the elevator yet? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 its 2016 why do i still need to charge my phone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's 3:00 am i'm calling in to tell you that without you here... i'm losing sleep, i'm losing sleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's 39 degrees, my hair is half wet, and we're having lab outside. Yay. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's 6:30am and my phone just exploded because I JUST WON SIGNED CLEATS FROM MY FAVOURITE SOCCER PLAYERS/ HUMAN BEINGS. What a GREAT day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ITS 8:40 AND I HAVE TO CLEAN MY ROOM AND DO MY HOMEWORK NICE AWESOME #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's a beautiful morning, love waking up at 5am feeling rejuvenated #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it's actually embarrassing how much i care about having access to internet 24/7 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's actually pretty easy to win an argument with a woman when you wait until she's not around to have it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's actually the voices outside my head that bothers me the most. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it's a day of thanks. why you still manage to piss me off fam 😕😕 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Its a dog nyaum dog situation #not nice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's a foggy good morning and the start of another great day in Colbert County. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Its A Good Thing I Don't Have Classes On Fridays #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's a great feeling waking up to no rain on a Friday! #tgif How's your morning friends? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's a great time to bring your bikes in and have them looked over and fixed up while we aren't to busy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @itsalesa there's no need to be scared love ❤️ trust me, things will be better than today and yesterday. what goes down must come up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's a little known made up fact of mine that 40% of the air inside a McDonald's is just farts. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it's all about the person u wanna own a dog with #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's all fun and games This New Year Until someone calls the cops. Then it's a new game called hide and seek. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's all I can think of lately... being a #voyer? I just LOVE the idea of guys masturbating to me... watching them jerk off to me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's all wet and windy outside, who comes to school in such a storm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's almost 12 and I'm cleaning my room because of a sudden spurt of energy 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 its almost 2014 and every now and then i still forget that its not 2012 anymore #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's almost the weekend, why not grab a drink? Shake up your own cocktail or enjoy your favorite one at Lobby #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's always a fun day when you go to the doctors & have to get blood work #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's always a good day when you are told you need physical therapy for your knees... #not #badday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's always a good practice when coach is crabby #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it's always a good time when your boyfriend speaks in a different language around his friends and you're with him. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's always fun listening to someone's lie when you already know the truth. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's always fun to have to call your surgeon in the middle of the night #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's always nice to hear @cnn talking about terrorists attacking the US on the TV at the gate as you get on a plane. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's always nice to try on your new dress and look like a fat lump 😪 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it's always such a struggle to get up early but once I'm up I love being up early #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's always the same... I open Photoshop and immediately have to take a crop. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's amazing how many people are allergic to gluten, peanuts, and facts. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 its amazing how much i cant stand edinboro and its professors right now #itsgonnabeagoodyear #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's amazing how one little conversation can change things forever. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's amazing how quickly we forget the lessons of school. Employee morale would be much higher if we still had recess and naps. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's another busy day of meetings and conferences at Landmark Mekong Riverside Hotel - A great big signature #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's a rainy day & we can't take the students out to play for lunch break.. and youtube is blocked today (wasn't yesterday ) Thanks #wvde #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 its a really good thing my director chose the hardest songs for the audition #happyactor #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Its a shame how a man can be local and not see or spend time with his kids. Smh x -( #not even a phone call #mypoorbabies #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @its_ayeshaa Why so vehli? Please Stalk me Only xD #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It says it all about me right now #LivingTheHighLife #Not! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 its been a long time since i last recieved a goodnight text from anyone HAHAH 😢 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's been an exhausting day. Phew! Taking a power nap and hoping I wake up energized and ready to hit the gym hard tonight. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's been a very very long time since I've woken up to a sweet good morning text #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Its been a week since oakville go said they would get back to me on the shit service i had... still nothing. Thanks @oakvilletransit! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's been five minutes since Adobe asked me to install an update. I hope they didn't go out of business or something. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Its been over 3. 5 years and still no sign of Michael Jackson. Dammit, if anyone was going to come back as a Zombie I was so sure it was him. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's been wonderful in Liverpool meeting people and sharing the Ugg love #glutenfree #paleo The Allergy & Free #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's better to cross the line and suffer the consequences than to just stare at the line for the rest of your life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's better to enjoy life committing mistakes & learn rather than playing safe in your entire life & learned NOTHING at all. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It scares me how different things are going to be a year from now. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's Christmas next month IT'S CHRISTMAS NEXT MONTH It's Christmas next month CHRISTMAS NEXT MONTH. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's cold out. Some ppl went to the #extreme and pulled out #winter coats... 😩 it's #not that #serious 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's cold, raining and I'm trying to revise. Why does the fire alarm have to go off now? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's come to this, wine on a school night and my diet this evening is onion rings with steak and ale casserole #Healthy #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Its comforting to know that Mark " Butt Fumble " Sanchez is my back up quarterback if Nick " Jesus " Foles ever goes down. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Its coo i don't want to talk to anybody anyways #SarcasticTweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it's crazy how u talk about having plans with somebody months in advance and then y'all stop fucking with each other and it doesn't happen #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's crazy how when you're really into someone, you don't even notice anyone else. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it's cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's cute that you need someone to fight your battles for you (: #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's depressing seeing how many people give up on their dreams at a young age because they're told to " be realistic ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's easier to forgive your enemies than figure out how to limit their access to your Facebook page. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's easier to stay awake till 6 AM, than to wake-up at 6AM #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It seems like around 90% of my work day is spent between the hours of four and five o 'clock. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It seems racist that they call it Black Friday just because a bunch of people are trying to get into stores in the middle of the night. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It seems the only time I can stay awake now it's at 4:30 in the morning. No need to sleep anymore. Don't worry. I'm fine. #FML #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It seriously sounds like elephants live upstairs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's exams week yaaay! #sarcasm 😏 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's feeling like the second chance but it's the first impression #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it's fine, only another few hundred years to wait until their Renaissance #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's fucked up when the 4th grader I babysit says he doesn't wanna eat dinner because his coach told him he needs to lose wait for wrestling #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Its Fucked Up When You Cleaning Yo Room And Find Bullets Empty Shell Casings Used Condoms Empty Weed Bags and shit 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's fucking freezing and it's raining and the fire alarm goes off #fuckmylife #sarcasm TrainSen 1 its funny bc people think im quiet but im just listening to everyones convos and figuring out ur weaknesses to destroy u later in life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Its funny how everything is more interesting when you have to study ☺ haha! #cats #cute #study #NOT! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's funny how if u get an A on a test, ur grade goes up like 2 percent, but if u get an F on a test, your grade goes down like the Titanic. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Its funny how I LOVE sleeping but HATE going to bed early. RT if youre a night owl, too! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's funny how I'm the 1 with the full time job while ur home sitting on ur #fat ass BUT I have to keep up contact #not happening again! 😡 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's funny how people judge other's mistakes while they also do the same thing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's funny how the people you meet in the weirdest ways are usually the most amazing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's funny how they were strangers yesterday and suddenly started talking about their life tomorrow. #Saturday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Its funny how you can do nice things for someone all the time and they never notice, but if you make one mistake, it's never forgotten. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it's funny that Wenger took off Ozil over jack #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's gna be periods where people you love need to be humbled, uplifted, &just to be left alone. it's your job to read that & act accordingly #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's going to be a great day. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Its good to wake up in the morning with a wet dream :D lalala #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's gotten to the point where I can't even call it " procrastinating " anymore, I should just be calling it " jeopardizing my future. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it ’s gotten to the point where i just do a peace sign as a natural reflex #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's great not having a phone #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's great when the one thing you don't want to think about, is the only thing you can think about. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's great when you're mom wakes you up just to yell at me then she yells at me the entire morning #todaysgomnabeawesome #annoyed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's Halloween and you're sitting at home on Twitter? HAHAHAHAHAHA same. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's hard to be a good person when everyone is so stupid. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's hard to trust humans ; even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It shouldn't have to take wearing shorts to make you realize you only shaved one leg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's hypocritical when you make the duck face and don't eat the bread I'm trying to feed you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's impossible for my room to stay clean for more than 24 hours #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Itsjenill I was gonna go to the husky den to surprise you when you posted it on snapchat but it was raining 😂 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's just a matter of making the crazies believe the " Muslim database " to be a great test run for gun owner registration and we're done. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Its just lovely having everyone's eyes on me because I turned in my test first. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's just stopped raining and one of my neighbors is watering his grass... Wth 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it's kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked #sarcasm TrainSen 1 its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager #sarcasm TrainSen 1 its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it's kind of funny how eyebrows can legit make or break u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Its like flooding here so yay for classes in the pouring rain. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's like the more I sleep, the more tired I wake up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's like the MSM are trying to lie and manipulate us to the will of the establishment... oh yeah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's literally painful to wake up before noon #nothappy 😒 😴 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's literally so obvious that they don't 'love ' their job because everything they post is so fake and unnatural #notfoolingme #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's literally taking every ounce of me to not call. #notevennormal #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's literally the best feeling being ditched mid conversation #not 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Its Monday Morning, Its Cold, but nothing like a naked #Porsche to cheer you up @PorscheRetail #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's monday, supposed to start fresh #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's nice knowing that my mom and brother are totally behind my college decisions. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it's nice to know that you care #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it's nice to see how much everyone grew the hell up over the summer haha.. #justkidding #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's nice to wake up to my mom cursing at my sister at 530 in the morning. Just freaking marvelous. #stfu #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's not about having a perfect relationship but its finding someone who matches you, and you will go through everything without giving up. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's not about having good grades It's about passing the semester #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's not about having the perfect relationship, it's about finding someone who matches you and will go through everything without giving up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's not a day that don't go by that I don't thank God for waking me up to enjoy twitter and appreciate my followers. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's not always just the heart. Sometimes your mind breaks as well. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's not a nap unless your face wakes up in a puddle of your own drool. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's not April Fool's Day when your whole life is a joke. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it's not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's not even 11 yet and I've already had coffee, 2 pieces of pizza & some popcorn aka my healthy eating kick is going fantastically #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's not like I was staring at your last seen Aslan aslan I don't give a shit about what's going on with you #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's not my birthday and I didn't like it 😂 such an idiot 😂 #esper #terrorist #not #732getill #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's not my official job but basically all I do is piss people off. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's not officially vacation, until you mess up your sleeping schedule. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's not so much blowing my diet as preventing the fudgesicles from developing freezer burn. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's #NOT suspicious that I've grown an order of magnitude week over week! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's not that I can't sleep - I just really need to time to consider EVERY POSSIBLE THING THAT COULD HAPPEN. EVER. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it's not that I like being mean to people, it's just that sometimes their stupidity brings out my inner bitch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it's not that i'm not a " morning person " i love mornings i'm just not a " waking up person " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's #not unusual for #false Christians to feel threatened by my having read & studied the bible for many years before becoming an atheist. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's not wrong to give up and cry when you cannot take the pain. Remember even clouds cry when they cannot carry the rain. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's not you... It's me #not #classic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's not you, it's me. ' - twins looking at family photos #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's okay I don't have any where to be. I don't have a life. Take your time. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it's okay if you eat by yourself. more food for you! #hungry #notintheliteralsense #figuratively #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's okay I have no where to be. I don't have a life. Take your time. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 its okay its not like that shit hurt my feelings or anything #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's okay to burn a flag with your 1st Amendment rights but God forbid you fly a flag with pride for the USA #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's only 56 days before 2014 and I feel like the only thing I've done this year was disappoint everyone including myself #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's on the chore list, *Kido pointed out, sounded absolutely exasperated. * If it's not done in an hour, you're sleeping - #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It sounds like elephants just moved in upstairs... not happy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's pouring and it's so freaking foggy that you can't see shit. Yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 its pouring rain YAY #MTVStars 5 Seconds of Summer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's pouring with rain here in Glasgow tonight... but I'm finally in the O2 Academy with my aunt waiting for New Order. Yay! 😃 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's predicted to rain all weekend ☹ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 its pretty crazy that i'm supposed to decide what i want to do for the rest of my life like hello my mom still talks to the doctor for me? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it's pretty ironic how people get mad when you treat them the same way they treat you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's pretty terrible when your boss has a bad attitude. Very motivating. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's raining again and wow surprise my head feels awful #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's raining and our neighbours are watering their garden #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's raining in England, surprise surprise and I'm soaking 😕 only had to walk to the bus stop and all #sarcasm TrainSen 1 its raining in Orlando " whoa surprise surprise thx for the notice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's raining outside and our fire alarm went off #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's raining, the fire alarm is going off in irby, and I am wearing One Direction pajamas. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's raining today so the rain is watering them for me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it's raining, what a surprise #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it's really awesome sharing a memory with someone special and u guys are the only people that has live that moment together. literally #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's really awesome to be stuck in rain in a cab after an early morn appt and your subway stops #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's really cute when people forget your existence until they need something #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's really fun being a home owner #not $500 later i have a new garage door opener & keypad #joy 😐 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's really fun being awake at 2 in the morning when I have to work at 7 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's really great to see who you care about more #loveyoutoo #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it's ridiculous how so much of your future depends on how successful you are as a teenager #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's ridiculous that celebrities can spend a year of my college tuition on like, a necklace like it's nothing and I can't even afford a taco #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's sad going to McDonald's and finding out that a meal is happier than you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's sad how people claim to love and care about you and yet they replace you so quickly. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's sad how society has changed. Losing your phone ' is a bigger deal then losing your virginity " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it's sad how u can defend someone for so long and then they turn out to be everything everyone said they were #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Its sad that I'm preparing myself so when my birthday comes and my bf doesn't buy me anything i wont be upset. #ipickedawinner #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's sad when the person who gave you the best memories, become a sad memory to remember. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's sad when the person you used to love the most turn into someone you're scared to be left alone with #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's Saturday & I'm bored stuck babysitting #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's @seanrayhall! Great to have Sean with us for the test #excited #IMSA #Daytona #testing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's shit like this that makes me regret the little arguments & fights #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's so annoying when someone keeps talking after you've interrupted them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ITS SO ANNOYING WHEN U SEND PEOPLE 3 QUESTIONS OR STATEMENTS IN A TEXT AND THEY ONLY REPLY TO ONE. YOU MIGHT AS WELL NOT REPLY DAMNIT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's so beautiful out! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's so beautiful outside omg 😍 #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's socially acceptable to believe in a god, and everything that goes with it, but not aliens. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's so cute how all you care about is your boyfriend. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Its so cute when they can tweet and not text back #NOT #KARLATAUGHME 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it's so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's so dumb when people say you've changed. It's like, yeah I also used to be a fetus, but now look at me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it's so fun being ignored #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Its so great when you and your team decide to meet to work on a project and no one actually shows up 😀 #makesmyday #sarcastictweet #pissed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 IT'S SO HARD WHEN YOU'RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON'T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's so important to me that I have someone who's very realistic and logical cuz I live in my own head too much and that's not always good #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Its so much fun hanging out with everyone speaking only Spanish. More drinks please #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's so much fun waking up now and getting ready for work! I love it! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's so much fun watching teams walkoff against the Yankees! #not 😡 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's so sad that I literally argue with myself about whether or not I should subtweet #notworthit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 its so sad when u defend someone for so long thinking they are different and then they turn out to be just like what everyone said they were #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's so sweet having hives all over my body #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ITS SO UNFAIR WHEN YOU LOVE SINGING BUT YOU WEREN'T BORN WITH A GOOD VOICE 😓 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's stupid when some dumbass girl has to ruin one of my friends relationship. Smh, glad that bitch ain't my problem no more #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's such a disappointment when a good looking person has a shitty personality. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 its super fun but it got so repetitive that i got burnt out on it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's supposed to rain all weekend? We're moving... #awesome #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's that believe able and he is always mad but sad really people change #faker #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's that time of the evening where my beer bottle has magically turned into a microphone again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ItsThatVamp I count Thursday afternoon as the start of weekend. I don't have classes on Fridays. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's the most wonderful time of the year! #:( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's the smallest things that make you happy for me it's a great shower, good music and the rain. I feel so at peace ☔️ 💧 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's #Thursday. Here's hoping you took a moment to #JustBe today. Let the light hit you + say #ThankYou #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's time to get busy. It's time to make a difference, and just think of how great that will feel. #ALDUBFixedMarriage #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's too bad you can't wear that filter in real life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's totes cute when you have a boyfriend but still sleep with your ex 😄 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's tricky when you're ignoring someone and they ask you if you're ignoring them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's true what they say, you can't love someone else without first loving yourself #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It sucks when boys change friendships... But I have a lady date next weekend so yay for more awkward new friends ha ha #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's useless to show how much you care for that special someone when that person is too busy getting somebody's attention. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's v weird that men who play a v homoerotic &aggressive sport are beating women and children. It just doesn't make sense. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's way too warm for this sweatshirt, but it's so comfy I don't even care. #comeonfall #sweaterweather #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ITS WEDNESDAY AND YOU ARE #NOT WEARING PINK... YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It's what we have for today - life it's getting difficult - #not #Miami #sarcasm TrainSen 1 it's working now :) #MTVStars 5 Seconds of Summer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to lift your middle finger. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It takes about 2. 9 seconds for me to go from " this is the best day ever " to " I want to stab every human being on planet Earth ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It takes me like three days to wake up in the morning. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It takes men a long time to text back because we know it's going to be scrutinized like a document that was smuggled out of Microsoft office #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It takes more muscles to frown than to smile. I've learned to hate fun because I want a super buff face. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It takes so much self control for me not to write, " you sure about that? " under Facebook engagement announcements. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It took 3 hours, some flash cards and a rather graphic puppet show but I have finally taught Foreigner what love is. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It took me about 2 hours but I finally opened my books to study #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I turned my phone onto " Airplane mode " and threw it up into the air. Worst transformer ever. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I TURNED ON MY COMPUTER TO DO HOMEWORK NOT TO BUY LOVE LIVE FIGURES WTF #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I turned out liking you a lot more than I originally planned #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I turned up so hard tonight #not #stayedinbed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I turn " omg im still not married and without a career and no idea what Im doing with my life " years old this month. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I turn on my phone and all of a sudden I have a gazillion of notifications! #feelingloved #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @itvthismorning why have you got someone who is quite clearly in the " no " camp giving his opinion on the referendum #impartial #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It was a close one this week @carli_clifton #not ;) #fantasyleague #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It was a snow day at school and I fell while switching classes and my whole ass was wet and I had a hole in my pants #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It was fantastic to see such a big crowd in town to see the BSHS formal and support the graduating class of 2015! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It was hard to find the best ones. Using a scheduler now. If we find any plagiarised one in our knowledge then will surely remove it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It was literally 10:00 two minutes ago wut happened #notagain #whoops #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It was nothing like that first time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #ItWasntAwkwardTil I realized you didn't wave at me so now I look like an idiot for waving 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I tweaked making my doctors appt for 8:20 in the morning knowing I hate waking up before 8 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It would be awesome if @adishankarbrand did a bootleg of " Batman " but in a similar way of his " Dirty Laundry " & " Power/Rangers " films 🎥 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It would be awesome if someone came over and did my laundry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It would be awesome if we got 40ft of snow out of no where so I didn't have to do my homework till 1 in the morning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It would be interesting to do a study on the effects of tumblr/twitter on writing & literature in 50 yrs. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It would be so cool if I could keep having these nightmares! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It would seriously be such a shame if my class were to get cancelled... Just one day. 😔 #not #nevermyluck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It would serve me better if they put shopping carts in the middle of the store where my pride realizes I have too much shit to carry. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 It would start raining when we have a fire alarm at 2:45 in the morning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I understand you love the lawd, and he heard yo cry... I do too but on this twitter accountant, IT GOES DOWN IN THE DM (and TL ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I understand your frustration. Sorry to see you have canceled your account. Let us know if we can help in the future. Thanks. *IS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I ❤️ Union County High school's dress code 😍 😊 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i used to be a really smart kid who was " going places " but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I used to be smart, then I got lazy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I used to call Trump a wet sock but he's worse.. He's like a pair of damp khakis on a Monday morning in December before school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I discovered that most people die of natural causes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I used to eat like 5 or 6 cookies a day at lunch in middle school 😂 so wet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I used to forget time with you. Now, I'll just forget you with time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I used to get get made fun of for my " Jay -Z lips " now girls are suction cupping and getting injections for the same thing? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I used to love getting up early, now all I want to do is stay in my bed forever. 😴 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I used to love getting up every Saturday morning and watching the animated " New Adventures of Jesus Christ, " but #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I used to think i was good at multi-tasking. Turns out its just my multiple personalities doing one task at a time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, that's what it wants me to think. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i use sarcasm because flat out telling u ur a fucking moron is considered inappropriate & is frowned upon and i was raised better than that #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I use the word " like " way too much... Like really. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I use to tell people the truth yet they never really know since I only speak sarcastically. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've a fun day, apart from chores like ironing, washing etc & of course work, I've got a blood test & my B12 injection this AM. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've always wanted to turn around in a big chair and say " I've been expecting you. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've basically been deathly ill for two days but still walking around like life is great bc I'm too busy not too 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ive been a major bitch at work, so after hard days I send I love u or apologies to coworkers I like because they get hit in crossfire. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've been avoiding exercise for a long time now. You might say I'm in the Fitness Protection Program. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've been babysitting all day even at a party I'm stuck babysitting. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've been burnt :( Melbourne is where the real fun is! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've been " cleaning my room " for the bast 5 hours now... Aka not even cleaning anything at all #sarcasm TrainSen 1 IVE BEEN COVERED IN HIVES FOR THE PAST 4 HOURS AND IM ITCHY WHY IS THIS HAPPENING #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've been disappointed so many times, not giving a fuck is almost a reflex. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've been disappointed so many times, now I just expect people to fuck up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've been doing homework for the past 5 hours. 😒 #ishouldbeabiologymajor #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ive been driving my truck for a year and a half without a license and its run fine. the day before I get my license it blows a head. wtf 6. 0 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've been driving without a license for a week now, and I just realized that 😳 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've been eating a lot of extra calories since daylight savings to make up for that hour of eating I missed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've been gone for pretty much two weeks and I come home to no family and no food... Where did everyone go? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've been home alone all day just blasting music and dancing while I do shit. I wish I never had roommates. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i've been in a " i don't even care anymore " mood a lot lately #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've been really depressed these past few days. Finally visited a therapist and got diagnosed. Turns out, I'm poor. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've been saving up my tickets for 27 years sir, and I would like to purchase this very chuck e cheese. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've been staring at my homework for over an hour #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've been talking shit but tell me why I just got a message on kik and was low key hoping it was you cussing me out. 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've been to all the liquor stores, but I still can't find this " Responsibly " they keep advertising. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've been trying to nap since 9 so that I'd sleep a little before I have work and I've literally slept a half hour. the hell. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ive been tryna sleep for like a half hour now and im just so stressed about a coworker i cant even sleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've been up for 2 min and I'm covered in hives thank you Lola #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've been up since 4:15am and I'm not even tired yet 😳 #mustbethedrugs #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea what the " I'm Feeling Lucky " button is for. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 IVE BEEN WAITING FOR MEMORIES AND ACT LIKE YOU LOVE ME IM SECREAMING @ShawnMendes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've been wondering what " please Do Not Touch " would be in Braille #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've been working non stop since the 15th and I don't have a full day off until the 27th. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've been working on a wengie edit all day omf #MTVStars 5 seconds of summer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ive been working since last Thursday, and my day off is Tuesday. I'm almost there 😭 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've decided that the answer to all of life `s problems is : HUG YOUR MOM! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've done all my homework! I'm in love! my legs are shaved! I'm at peace w the universe #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've drank so many whiskey fireball shots this weekend that I'm officially a dragon now. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've emptied countless bottles, hoping to find the meaning of life at the bottom of one of them. No luck so far. But I'm no quitter #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've finally seen God's Not Dead and I wish I would have seen it sooner! #God's #Not #Dead #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've got about another 10 years to wait thankfully. Let me know what to expect! 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've got an 11 hour day tomorrow and this bitch is gonna take a fuckin shower at 1:30am so I can't sleep #wow #thanks #roomielove #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've got an injection tomorrow so that's fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've got chubby cheeks on top of resting bitch face and I end up always looking like a pissed off toddler. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ive got like 8 tests tomorrow & i have to wake up for school in 5 hours but it was worth the wait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've gotten maybe three texts all day, so that's cute. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've gotten to the point of procrastination where I'm cleaning my room in order to not write this paper #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've got the best luck in the world! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've got years to wait around for you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've know about and seen my kids with viral rashes. In an effort to be unique, E is covered head to toe with viral hives. Yay? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ive learned that people will only fuck with you when they see you doing good #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've learned to let them live the happily ever after, cause see that shit was built on a lie. So it's sure to fall. 😴 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've liked you since I met you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've literally only been listening to @Beyonce and @elliegoulding for the past two days. #notaproblem #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've literally tried every route possible to take home and not a single one avoids traffic #notimpressed 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've literally watched every episode of keeping up with the kardashians. #notthatobsessed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've lived I've loved I've lost I've missed, I've hurt I've trusted I've made mistakes but most of all, I've learned. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've lost friends in the process of figuring myself out. I'm ok with that. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've missed some episodes of bc homework and stuff but I love spoilers yo lemme know #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've missed u Monday #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've never been in love... But I imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ive never broken a bone the skeleton inside me is too powerful and strong and i will defeat all of you in the skeleton war #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've never gotten hives before, and now I'm covered in them 🤕 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've never had angry sex. I'm always happy and quite surprised that it is actually happening. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i've never skydived before but i've zoomed in on google maps really fast once #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've never used my new phone on full brightness it has yet to lose its virginity #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've noticed the drunker women get the more they want to sing hits from the 80s. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've noticed the less open-minded someone is, the more open-mouthed they tend to be. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've only been awake for ten minutes and today already sucks. #mondayfunday #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've only had 1 day off all month. I've worked two 70 hour weeks this month also. Working lots while I'm young so I can coast when I'm older #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've only had one class n I'm already exhausted. This is why u stopped coming to school in the first place. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've probably learned more from Google than I have from school. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've puked twice today, I had to shower to get the puke out of my hair, had to work, my hand hurts, but yes, I'd love to go out again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've reached that stage where sleeping is a chore and I'd rather just drink coffee and continue working. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've realized that instead of posting all my problems on Facebook, its better to find solutions for them on Google. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I very nearly became a liverp **l fan after that build up by ITV #not #cfc #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've said it before and I'll say it again : it before #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've seriously been trying to come up with a Miley Cyrus joke all day, but it's just not twerking... 👨 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've spent my whole day doing nothing, watching movies on my couch with grove street and it was great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've watched so much Top Gear this weekend I think I need to suck something to balance it out... #GayBoyProblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I've worked the past 4 days and don't get a day off for another 5. Surprisingly this isn't upsetting me. I'm actually enjoying working again #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wake up, babe goes to sleep. Gotta love that manager life. #sarcastictweet #wakeup #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says " haha good one " and we laugh and laugh and take a nap. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wake up excited. I made it through the night. The things we do in the dark don't allow us to see the light. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wake up excited to go to sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wake up from my nap planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says " Haha good one " and we laugh and laugh and fall back asleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I walk into my house and literally 2 seconds later my dog pukes on my boots while I'm still wearing them. #whyme #notagoodday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wanna be a nice person but everyone is so stupid #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i wanna be famous so i can be friends with other famous people #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wanna be rich enough they won't be calling me lazy anymore. Oh she's not lazy, she just has a laidback lifestyle. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I WANNA BE TAN LAYIN ON THE BEACH WHERE MY ONLY CARE IS WHICH SWIMSUIT DO I WEAR TOMORROW #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i wanna date someone cuter than me but sadly i'm the cutest #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i wanna do bad things to you ;) like break ur fucking neck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wanna go to an american school omg :( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wanna go to the gym so bad rn but i have to babysit for another hour and a half :-/ itll hve to wait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i wanna lay on the floor and not think for a month or two #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I WANNA SAVE IT TO MY CAMERA ROLL NOT SNAPCHAT MEMORIES #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wanna scream and shout and let it out... Definitely a song written in the toilet whilst taking a poop. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wanna see you without makeup " bitch u will see me w whatever I want to present myself as so deal w my glitter lids n strong contour #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wanna sit on a rooftop with someone at 2am staring at the stars and talking about all the problems we have going on. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wanna wake up and be excited for the day, even if I'm still a grumpy gremlin #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wanna win! love to argue, and you best believe they will win every argument. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want a boyfriend who will take me to concerts.. or just a boyfriend.. or just concert tickets.. or concert tickets to see my boyfriend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want a democrat at the doctor's office and a republican at the accounting office. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want a job at Starbucks because I'm going to spell everyone's name wrong so they can't instagram their cups. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want a job where I can get paid to eat. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want an extra large beer right about now. #prioritiesat2am #ilovestudying #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want an iPhone with BBM and a Nokia battery. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want DJ Khaled Job. All he do is shout his own name #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want dogs to be allowed at more places and I want children under 8 not be. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wanted to be you for Halloween, but the store is sold out of pathetic bitch costumes! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i wanted to go this yr but (1) i had summer classes (2) i started working full-time and (3) im now off to school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wanted to wait but my cough was getting uncontrollable again... so just dosed myself, and now I get to write BtB. Yay. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want everyone to like me and I'm willing to do next to nothing to make that happen. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i want my music so loud that i can't hear my life crashing and burning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want one of those jobs where people ask, " Do you actually get paid for doing this? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want someone to look at me the way I look at pizza. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want someone to look at me the way I look at the waiter when he brings my meal. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want someone who won't get tired of me, who won't get bored of me, who won't give up on me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want the drugs of the first guy who was like " DUDE, let's carve a face into a pumpkin. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want to be a nice person but everyone is so stupid. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want to be left alone but also showered with love and affection, is that too much to ask? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want to be skinny but I also want pizza for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Do you feel me? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want to be the reasons why you look down at your phone, smile and then walk into a pole. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want to create a Facebook event called " Shut The F*ck Up " and invite everybody. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i want to cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want to date a girl with nipple piercings ; as long as mine don't get caught on hers we will good. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want to drop everything and just travel the world with someone who wants to just as much as I do #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want to go on a big road trip with my best friends and just get away. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i want to go to the beach in the middle of the night just to walk and admire the sound of the ocean waves or something idk #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want to kidnap Joy from her stupid boarding school and take her with me to see Mockingjay @itsweeterthan #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want to kiss you but I also want to light you on fire at the same time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i want to live by the ocean but also in the forest but also in the mountains but also in a big city but also in the countryside u feel me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want to live in a world where the Food Network delivers. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i want to love you, but i have crust issues. -pizza on a date #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want to make a Facebook account & name it 'Nobody ' so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it'll say Nobody Likes This. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i want to make out with a different person every day for the rest of my life do i need a kickstarter #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want to meet myself from someone else's point of view. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want to meet the guy at Hewlett Packard who decides how many minutes of strange noises their printers make before printing 1 page. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want to meet the teenage versions of my parents. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want to reenact the fantasy scenes from 50 Shades of Grey. Like the one where she gets a job right out of college. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want to see #notcool because @shanedawson is literally the funniest person ever. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i want to sleep and erase that memory of whatever happened to me in the last half hour #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want to spend the rest of my cell phone battery with you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want to spend the rest of my life photo bombing the Google street view camera shots dressed as Waldo. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want to start working out so I can look bomb when summer comes around #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want to stop drinking... but my mom didn't raise a quitter! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want to talk to you so bad but I'm just gonna sit here in hopes that you start the conversation first. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I want you to look at me like you've never looked at anyone else. I want you to look at me like I have something other girls don't. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was about to leave my girlfriend because she is too controlling but she said no... so we are still together. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was about to make a joke about Pangaea, but it kinda fell apart. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was already half way asleep & then my mom comes in here waking me up asking if I want sunny hearts in the morning. I love her #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently, " A way out " wasn't the right answer. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was a sweet kid, but savvy. The kind that would put expiration dates and " do not copy " warnings on hug coupons for his mom. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was blessed with no classes on Fridays this semester one can only hope for the best next semester #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was born without you so guess what? I can live without you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was called " The Screamer. " Good heavens. The phone rang off the hook when I lost my virginity. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was dead asleep for a half hour then a text woke me up now I can't go back to sleep smh. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was falling asleep in class a half hour ago... I get to my bed and can't sleep wtf #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was getting really depressed today but then I realized double cheeseburgers exist #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was going to dress down tomorrow and actually attempt to look decent but I realized sleep is more important 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was going to give you a nasty look but I see you already have one. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was gonna take over the fuckin ' world this morning but I overslept. Postponed. Again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I washed the car yesterday. So today it is raining. #Winning #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was hoping just a LITTLE more shit could hit the fan this week. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was hung up on when I called in #not cool! @daveryankdwb @Steveokdwb @falenkdwb #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i was just sitting down to do hw and i suddenly had an allergic reaction to something so now my arms and legs are covered in hives 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was just thinking about how great my day was going and then my pop exploded inside of my car while I was driving. No more great day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was kinda hoping that someone would quote my last tweet with " don't quote me boy cuz I a not said shit " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was literally outside of Lucas Oil Stadium for 5 minutes before going in, but made the video! #GoIrish #NotreDame #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was not waiting for your love before it was out on this shore, I never really get this feeling in my chest #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wasn't awkward either 😁.. Yay for progression #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wasn't baked or anything #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wasn't mad. Then you asked me 10 times if I was mad. Now I'm mad. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wasn't that drunk! " " Dude, You asked your mom if she had kids #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wasn't that drunk. " Dude, you made your girlfriend a sandwich! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was putting lotion on after my shower, and I'm just now realizing I only shaved one leg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was really hoping that that would make me feel better but I literally just feel like utter shit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was so busy doing my boyfriend's homework that I forgot about another one but my friends did it for me 😭 I love friendship 😭 ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was so excited for him to meet my dad and that's the only thing hurting me rn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i was SO excited for thxgiving break untill i got my schedule today and found out i was working 41 hours nxt week and only have 1 day off #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was so high once, I walked into class, sat down and tried to put my seatbelt on. i reached up to check da mirror & i grab the teacher titty #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was so mad a couple minutes ago, but then I remembered I only shaved one leg today. Hahaha #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was so poor growing up if I wasn't a boy, I'd have had nothing to play with. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was so pumped to travel home until they canceled my flight last minute thanks to the damn snow 😧 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was so sad about not getting the car I wanted, but then I saw someone cycling home in the rain... I am a lucky girl 🍀 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was so tired this morning, I just realized I only shaved one leg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was such an attractive human being in 9th grade. #not 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was super drunk in the shower and only shaved one leg. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i was supposed to go out but noooo i got stuck babysitting #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was supposed to go to sleep a half hour ago but I'm not feeling it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was supposed to go to the movies this weekend, but the rain said otherwise 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i was terrified of teenagers as a kid now i am one and im still scared of them #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was thinking about how great my bed would be and I just said I was going to go to sleep and now I feel wide awake? Mate it's not okay. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was told today to look at my life from a different perspective. I'm lying on the floor now and the shit still looks fucked up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was too lazy and tired last night and just realized I only shaved one leg ugh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was violently scratching my body all night so I went to the bathroom to realize I'm covered in hives 😖😣 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I was watching the walking dead there's two people in the show who need insulin injections I wasn't making fun of anyone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I went from having the day off to working 645am -6pm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I went to a TMJ specialist today and turns out my jaw has been out of place for a while and now I get to wear a jaw splint. YAY! #not 😁🔫 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I went to target to buy some angry orchard in my fav seasonal flavor this way I can drink it when my tum stops hurting and im excited #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I went to the Bank of England museum on my lunch break. Lots of interactive exhibits about keeping the interest rate at 2% #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I whisper " what the fuck " to myself at least 20 times a day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I will always love you but I can't live like that! — ouvindo Adema (álbum ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I will attempt to go to sleep 😩 😴 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I will be responsible for my actions... when my actions become more responsible. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I will be totally ok with you not being in my life, don't flatter yourself honey. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I will give my right arm for this opening track #AMAs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I will kill you with kindness even if I have to beat the shit out of you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I will literally pay someone to come & pack for me #please? #notgoingwell #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I will never forget the day when she said yes to me because that was the last time we agreed on anything. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I will never stop caring, but if you decide to push me away, I will go #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I will never understand the physics behind british people losing their accents when they sing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I will not end up with a C + and I'm going to try my best to get that B in Algebra #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I will not let this be on my mind all day. I will not let this drive me crazy. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I will respect any religion you practice... as long as you never knock on my door to tell me about it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I will straight up walk into traffic to avoid a kid selling something. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish all these random ass ppl stop following me now... shit annoying! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish all videos of people twerking ended with them catching on fire. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish a nigga would try to fight me with dreads, nose ring, eye piercing, or a pony tail.. All that shit is coming out 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish bears actually liked humans so they could give you authentic bear hugs... that'd be the best. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i wish college had coupons. Buy one semester, get one semester free 😂 #haha #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish Disney channel had a throwback week. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Iwish everyone would just do whats right. #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i wish everything i liked was less expensive or maybe even free #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish every time I made a mistake in life a red line would appear which I could click on and get recommended alternatives. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish exercising was as easy as eating. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish getting out of bed was as easy as getting into bed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I could actually get paid doing drawings and designing shit. So far all my art related work has been volunteer work #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i wish i could be an attention whore like you. #ifonlyyouknew #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I could fast forward and see if niggas gon be shit/grow up 5 years from now.. It'll be easier to stop fuckin with them #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I could go back in life, not to change it, just to feel a couple things twice. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I could go back to the day I met you, and walk the hell away. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I could Google shit like : " Where the fuck is my phone? " and it be like : " Under your pillow, dumbass. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I could Google " things in my fridge " so I wouldn't have to walk all the way downstairs and be disappointed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I could have the Price Is Right audience around whenever I'm making important life decisions. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I could hurt you the way you hurt me. But I know that if I had the chance, I wouldn't do it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I could illegally download clothes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I could just " like " a text so I don't have to respond. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I could just sleep. Shit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I could live like Spongebob, laugh out loud all day without any reason and annoy the bad people with my happiness. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I could pick which brain cells the alcohol kills... There's ALOT of crap I wish I could forget about #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish i could play with my own hair and fall asleep to the rain #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I could rewind time. Just so I could fix a few things. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I could share all the funny shit I see with yall 😂 😂 😭 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I didn't have classes on Fridays 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i wish i didnt love bmth's new sound as much as i do bc they're such jerks and shit on the genre that made them famous but here i am #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I didnt work and stay up all night sleep all day, do nothing productive with my life, and going no where with it like most of ya #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I'd lose my phone as easily as I lose my virginity. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I had a BF so I can fuck the shit outta him 😂 ion know the rest #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I had a cute laugh but instead I sound like a dying seal #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I had a delete button in my life. To delete some people, some memories, and some feelings. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish i had a fun multiplayer game friends were playing, maybe I'm burnt out but halo is just not what I wanna play rn. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I had a monozygotic twin so I could be entered in a bunch of studies #not @TA_TiffanyS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I WISH I HAD CLEAR SKIN AND A BILLION DOLLARS IN THE BANK AND PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY GAVE A FUCK ABOUT ME #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I had enough selfies to change all of my profile pics on every social media like some other people. #NOT #settledownpeople #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I had hoes fighting over me 😂 😭 😴 😴 😴 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I had Kim Kardashian's talent of not having any talent and making money out of it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I had more homework #SarcasticTweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i wish i had one of those kim kardashian jobs where they pay you for just living cause damn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I had so much spare time on my hands I could stand around screaming the bible at uninterested people in a high street... #not 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i wish i had speakers built inside my shower #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i wish i had that friend that lived next door and they'd come over just to kick it and watch movies or something #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i wish i had the answer to so many things but i just fucking don't #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I had the heart to ignore you like you ignore me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I knew how my brain remembers certain things but not other things like I remember the most random shit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I knew more Spanish. This beautiful Hispanic girl just hit on me and I replied, " Me llamo es Dora. Let's go exploring! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I knew ur mom email so I could message her real quick to tell her to go in ur room to slap the shit outta u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I lived in a world where I could go on a late night walk at like 2am and dont have to be scared of getting raped or killed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I loved anything as much as short guys love being cops. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i wish " im tired " was a valid excuse to stay away from school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish it was possible to drink Rumchata at parties without people judging because that shit tastes exactly like Cinnamon Toast Crunch milk #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish i was an iceberg because icebergs dont have to go to school or have crushes on people they just float around destroying things #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i wish i was at the ama's 2015 so many great artists were there holy shit all of my idols and faves #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I was better at hiding when I'm annoyed/pissed off but my face says it all lol I literally will give you major death stares #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i wish i was better at telling people how i really feel #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish i was cool and smoked vape everyday. #not haha #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I was in a gang, I never know what to do with my hands when taking pictures. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I was in Engineering so I could watch Lord of the Rings in the lounge too.. #not #nerdalert #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i wish i was in shape but pizza is everything sorry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I WISH I WASNT SO FUCKING INSECURE ABOUT MY BODY LIKE DAMN SON I JUST WANT TO WEAR SHORTS WITHOUT ALMOST CRYING #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I wasn't working tomorrow I need a day off by myself #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I was older. So much shit would be handled and i'd have no more worries. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I was pretty and funny and had nice legs and a flat stomach and could run for 10 minutes straight without dying. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish i was sleep rn cos this shit annoying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I was turning 21 next month so I could get my concealed to carry license Only two years to wait 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish I were a Jedi. I don't want to use the Force or anything. I just want to hang out in my bathrobe everyday. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish my arms were big enough to wear bro tanks... #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish my eyes could take pictures. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish my friend's houses were connected to mine via secret tunnels. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish my grandma would just tell me I'm the princess of Genovia by now so I can drop out of school. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i wish my immunization records a hurry up and come, so i can send my shit off to usm, really finna get pissed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i wish my mind had a delete button #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish my phone would stop correcting " omg " to " OMG " i'm not that shocked #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish my pillow could collect my dreams and when I wake up I could plug it into my computer and watch them over again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish my wallet was as fat as I am #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish Neener and Teejer would help a girl out with some cash flow #yeahright #agirlcanwish #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish @oldwoundsnj was coming back sooner. Good shit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish on a daily basis I only had to worry about MYself. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish physics is as fun as chemistry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish ppl were more straight up w shit lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish schools cared about the cleanliness of the restrooms as much as they do about dress code #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish school was as easy as half the girls in it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish she wake up 😩, she anit got shit to do tomrroww #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish shit was how it used to be #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish someone loved me as much as white women in commercials love yogurt. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish someone would tell me what to eat and how to exercise and when to do my homework and when to stop drinking #lifeshard #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish stuff didn't irritate me. I wish I didn't care about shit at all. Then I wouldn't be mad, or sad, or feel shit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish that I could be like like the cool kids " #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish that I could fall asleep, and wake up with all of my problems gone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish the minutes between hitting the snooze button lasted as long as microwave minutes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i wish we could donate body fat to those in need #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish we were cheering tomorrow but I can't wait to sit and watch our boys make history. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wish you could see how the shit would look on your head before you do it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i wish you were here #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I woke up and died a little this morning when I realized its a school day and it's not the weekend #Awesome #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I woke up like this 😍 😍 😍 😍 #Beautiful #Awesome #Love #SingleJingleMingle #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I woke up like this #not #flawless #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I woke up next to my girl without make up & thought I cheated on her. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I woke up still drunk on your love ❤ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I WOKE UP TO THID BEAUTIFUL BLESSING I LOVE MY LIFE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I woke up with a zit on my lip ; to avoid any confusion, I wrote " NOT HERPES " next to it with a ball-point pen. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to throw up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wonder how many calories I burn when I run away from my problems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wonder how often I'm being talked about. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i wonder how people describe me when they're talking about me to someone who has never met me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wonder how people would react if I walked into Sea World with a fishing pole. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase :'Thanks for coming. ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wonder if Buzz and Woody ever met some of Andy's mom's toys. Especially since they probably have the same names #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wonder if cats worry about ending up living alone with socially awkward teenagers. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say, " Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wonder if hundreds of years from now civilizations will look at our emojis how we look at Egyptian hieroglyphics #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wonder if more children were conceived because of alcohol or more alcohol was consumed because of children. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane's dog & she was like, " I've never seen this dog before. Is this a new dog? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at a floor and think, 'I'd so tap that. ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wonder if teachers play the " who's a virgin " game in their heads in class. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wonder if Ted Mosby's wife will tell the kids her version of " How I Met Your Father " for another 9 years #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wonder if the clothes in China say,'Made around the corner. ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wonder if there is a secret feud between rocket scientists and brain surgeons. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wonder if women in China complain that all guys are the same. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wonder what goes through your mind when someone mentions my name to you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wonder what it feels like to have your life together #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wonder what it feels like to sleep for more than half hour at a time 😴 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i wonder what its like to be hot. must be nice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wonder what the word for dots looks like in Braille. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i wonder who im going to marry one day like who is gonna keep up with me wow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wonder who the first person was to see an egg come out of a chickens butt and think... 'That looks tasty, I'm gonna eat that. ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i wonder why all PTI and PMLN workers are animals #tiger #lions ppp one's should be #puppies than #sarcastic political parties :D #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wonder why do I love these jerks. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wonder why I never learned my lesson, it's feeling like the second chance and it's the first impression #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I won't be impressed by technology until the day I can close the YouTube app but the music continues playing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I won't come to your party unless you have an animal I can spend the whole time hanging out with. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I won't take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I won't take selfies with other people y'all don't know my angles #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I won't talk to those who betray me " then you ignore the one and run back to the other #seemslegit #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I work in a library, you'd think I remember to stable my papers #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would call my coworkers complete idiots, but that would mean that they have actually completed something. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would cheat my wife for you " is certainly not a good compliment on your girlfriend's DP. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would do but I don't wan t to get out of bed it's cold and my beds warm and I don't have to go school anymore yay for me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would enjoy school more if it was acceptable to bring a pillow and blanket. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would fold this fitted sheet but I don't have a degree in engineering #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would get stuck babysitting today out of all days 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would give my right arm for a Tesla 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would give my right arm or leg for a signed copy of #StrongLooksBetterNaked I love @khloekardashian #KUWTKchat #KUWTK #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would give my right arm to be able to chug nyquil right now #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would give my right arm to get with Karl from Love Actually. Even in a turtle neck. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would give my right arm to go back to my two OTRA dates #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would give my right arm to just sit on the set of @OnceABC. And to have @LanaParrilla's wardrobe... #Queen #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i would give my right arm to know what was harrys first reaction when he was choosing the outflit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would give my right arm to see odesza again tonight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i would give up my right arm to go to PentaCon #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would hate to be a weather man and be married. Nobody wants to be wrong all the time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would hope that if I was ever cheated on that they would take me to the Jerry Springer show just so I could make an ass of myself.. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would just like to publicly announce that I have no idea what I am doing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would like to invite you to stop inviting me to Like your page on Facebook. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i would like to take this time to thank my teacher for ending class 45mins early and bus 69 for not making me wait long :') #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would like to thank everyone who made sure I knew the Colts lost last night #NOT 😒 😑 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my finger because I can always count on them #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would love clinicals if it weren't 5 hours ☹️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would LOVE for a bitch to try to tell me I was bald headed 😂 😂 or missing something off my head 😴 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would love it if I went to bed and then woke up with them following me @TobyMcDonough @ConnorMcDonough @RileyMcDonough @BeforeYouExit 😍 😍 😘 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would love to be a famous rapper but my fan base would be tiny and I wouldn't charge so it would not work ahaha #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would love to come see your band but I'm lying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would love to look great for 5 am Clinicals but I value sleep SO much more #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would love to not fall asleep while writing this paper. that'd be dope. k thx bye #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would love to see the syllabi from the classes you are teaching this semester #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would love to stay up and watch my boys on kimmel but ya girl woke up early so ✌️ out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would love to stay up but its a struggle waking up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would love to take a day off of social media but I feel so alone and left out when I'm not up to date on everything #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would never wish bad upon anyone from my past. I do wish y'all get exactly what you deserve though. If it happens to be bad, that's on you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wouldn't call it a career, it's more of a soul-sucking paycheck making machine. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wouldn't make it very long as a tattoo artist because I would always be asking " You're f*cking kidding me, right? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wouldn't say I'm a stalker so much as I am a covert observation enthusiast. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wouldn't want to spend my day off with anyone else. I love & miss you @armandoo_v! 💙👼💙 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would only want to bungee jump if I could slap someone at the bottom and bounce away giving them the finger. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would present on the day some other guy has the same topic... Yay go me 😑 but I went first so HA still awkward tho #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would probably give my right arm for a LI bagel right now. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would probably rather get into your pantry than your panties #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would rather give you my virginity than my phone charger #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would rather play Russian Roulette than Monopoly. At least I know there's an end to that game. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 i would recognize a band member in public faster than my own parents #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #IWouldSleepMoreBut upstairs neighbors walk like fucking elephants. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would wake back up after midnight. #awesome #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I would watch tennis more often if they replaced the ball boys with untrained golden retrievers. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I write with a poison pen #MTVStars 5 Seconds of Summer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wrote a short mini fic on my NSFW Twitter abt Sendo liking the feeling of it through clothes basically gets off dry humping Ippo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 I wrote my 5 paragraph essay in German class did my German homework in chemistry then my chemistry lab at lunch and I'm still behind so yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 izzie when she only shaved one leg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Jaboowins way to go. Great role model #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jackbeckford I absolutely love this, seen it before but never gets old #basildongetup #proudtobebas #not 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jacobnewblatt yuup... live is good :( jk #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Jade is my AIESEC mentor! What a complete and totally random coincidence this is #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jadeybcfc its literally becoming a joke now. Turning into a joke football club #nothappy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jaegermighty yeah we do lol i'm definitely blasting his ass like i dont pay thousands of dollars to have to deal with this shit in class #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Jah u stole it while i was blind, but now i received my sight back demand all my belongings b4 i go mad. #not -joke #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jamaia4 thanks for the tip 😉 exam technique has to be great as well! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JamaicanPure not really on the birthday but I did celebrate early with a fun weekend in Vegas last wkend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 James blunt-carry you home #not 4 the youth #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jamescarnall1 Oh yeah it should be no more than two, and should have to suffer a certain amount of defeats and a certain amount of (1/2) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 James just called me not ftb right after I tossed his salad.. #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jamesmaslow My sleeping pattern is fucked up thanks to u, bae! Now I look like a very creepy panda. Or zombie! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @James_Yammouni best kind of people #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 James you were threatening to pee on him last night and you're telling me to be nice 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JAMI3JEAN @YungDre_JBE nah im good. He fucked up with the other song I rather not. Thanks though #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jamiebell Hey dude, are you working with klie? That's awesome! Lindsay and I love their games - can't wait to hear your stuff in game :D #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jamiemclennan29 Where were you today? I love your lunch show. I only get to hear it every 4 weeks on a day off! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @januaryAozk ur have a great sense of humour #not 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Jar + double drops + blood bank = fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jarettanders11 that's why you don't say " ur ". We're not in high school anymore. Oh wait. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Jarrett_Brock alright well be more mature than her and show some respect. She would be upset if she saw you tweeted that. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_jasminealexis @CocaineNigga_ bitch better b glad I had a dress on #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JasnTru I've learned that I will not be one of those retired people bored by doing " nothing ". " Nothing " has been absolutely great. ;) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jason2wavy yeah IGHT! When was the last time you heard someone blasting pit bull anywhere by choose other then the radio 😴 #coleworld #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jasosilver & while I'm all for taking the Quran in its best meaning-u seem to be arguing that it should be interpreted in a militant way. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JawnValjawn indiscriminate bombing is a great plan and in no way creates more terrorists out of people whose families are exploded #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jaydatbbyy yea that's your best bet! You stay on my Twitter! I was talking about my baby daddy your boyfriend cause we was arguing earlier #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jayrdeex3 didn't see you while I was in IC for an entire weekend #goodfriend #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jayxseveride ehehe i thought it was interesting but i liked literature and cultural studies more xD #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JazzlynAvalos : The fact jazzlyn had to find out Celeste has a bf through twitter #not acceptable " lol dm me lil mamaaaa #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jbennett_10 saved yourself being suspended with the #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jbthegenius still travelling mate - had to park at Chingford so it's 2 tubes and a train home :-( at least it was a short day #not :-) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jccaylen please stalk me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jckkass @pleaseendmylife thank you. Thank you for showing me what a fake friend looks like #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JColeNC @kendricklamar @Eminem 8 The death of slim Try to get him back Its Like U tryin a no-water pool to swim Whatever now black skin or #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_jcribb being on a dat of silence means you cant text either, meaning u spoke long time ago 😌 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jdwtweet Waiting 25mins for a salad when your mates order steak and chicken and they got it in 5 mins #TopService #Not #WontBeComingBack #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Jealousy means I actually give a damn about you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JeanaTahnk @coolmomtech Thank you for this cool article. More children and parents will sleep better with #REMI #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JeffDarlington awesome article on the Jags. We're tired of the media ignoring us. Nice 2 c a reporter be professional and do his homework #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jeff_gluck They can suck it for one weekend compared to our million weekends when we get the shaft! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Jeffrey just said I was gonna be a creeper mom 😒 😡 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jeffrsmall I am not... not really much of a gamer. It always sounds fun in theory, but I lack the enthusiasm to make it worth the time! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JeffsterMac @MerMady Well for the well-being of the school I do care #not really #and that was a B's comment #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JeffStudd nice parking #not 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jeffzeleny @cspan Hey that's what I did today too? Our lives are so similar... #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. Great news for stupid people. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JellyLai123 @Graser10 no cause he loves me today #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JenHLow Bet you've got better weather over there - I love Manchester but surprise - it's raining! @incnetworks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JennHarcher @fox8news. Way to come through. So we're done with the snow? #yeah right #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JenniferLavery @MailOnline I look forward to watching him attempt to put himself to sleep before carrying out a surgical procedure. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JenniferWFox17 Nice shoes #Not 😄 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jensquared_ is literally right next to me and she doesn't invite me to watch friends with her... #nottherealmvp #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jenverling Suns out, been busy working 😊 hope your day has gone well? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JeremyWGR love the game we played only thought why Larson had a shift in ot instead of reinhart #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Jeriniseeeee : Females be fucked up, be willing to play any position just to feel relevant.. #Not me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #JerseyShore is ending. You mean I won't be able to watch over paid snotty party animals anymore @PerezHilton @MTV #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Jersey shore us canceled? #SoSad #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jesilea It is interesting you cover crime in literature. How does it work? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JessAyisi I added the #not racist hashtag so I'm good 😉 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Jess_Clarke no it's good foggy brain! 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JessCurleyXo @JessicaJaneD_ love the fact Jess is a teacher, never needs any attention now she's constantly busy. I'm left alone! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JesseDeLuca48 rnt u pumped to see the new arenas that changed the game so much #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JesseHoee do my economics homework and you're all set 😸 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JessEtheridge Off to get a Hulucat tonight, trying v hard not to tweet. #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jessicamarieidk : Naps are the greatest thing in the world " I literally wouldn't know #notime #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jessseward6 I love geometry 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Je_suis_tiqua @magnifique_amy im glad, one less bitch on my dick 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Jesus will love me no matter how I turn out #knowthat 4th day of clinicals was great, last day tomorrow, class Wed then graduation Thurs. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jetblackordeis IM GOOD. BUT THANKS FOR THE FUCKING OFFER. HAVE A FUCKED UP LIFE 😘 😘 😘 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Jheylz come to our event before exam week and you could be a winner of some great #amazonstudent prizes! Hope to see you there! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jhomer76 and I do? #Not 😄 xx #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jill_mensch that wont make me sick though, i will puke rainbows for that child & love them so much that they will call me clingy aunt becca #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JimCarrey thank you for making me laugh. Now please put your clothes back on. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JimhumeHume @Vespbar now i'm a Yes man through & through but this kind of rhetoric has no place in a respectful campaign #not true! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jimmycarr all that money spent on Botox and teeth for nothing 😆 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JimPeteEHC The PxP guy is as exciting as a saltine cracker. And I love Campy but it's like being yelled at by my grandfather for 2 hrs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jk1172 I luv grado hes funny viewing and got excellent skills u better bring ur A game lol. Good luck tho hope u win #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Jmatas10: This day just gets better and better! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JMose09: At least it was a great sports weekend! #not " Except Tech won and UGA lost. So it's not all bad #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_JoanaP_ Thank you Beef. I'm looking forward to seeing them posted on various sites with *my edit* as the credit :-P #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 joaquinbackfromthedead : #dabcity - #Hot #Cool or #Not? #Cannabis #MarijuanaPics #WeedPorn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JoaquinSlowly yeah, it's a sound argument. I know I'm not the only one, but i'd love to write up a piece about my journey w/ the PT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Job applications are stupid. " Why do you want to work for us? " Me : " Oh, I've always had a passion for frozen yogurt DUDE I'M BROKE. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Job applications r fun 😅 #ILied #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Jobs are like relationships. You have them, you cry about it. You don't have them, you cry about it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jodaaddy @Elididthat_ 😂 😂 😂 😭 😭 😭 nigga I said the same shit upon first glance lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jodaaddy @Elididthat_ the homie look like he handed out syllabi tests and HOMEWORK the first day 😂 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Joe literally gets soo cranky when its past his bed time #notevenajoke #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Joe_Marot21 I live to make you proud Joey #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @joerogan All we need for a great Saturday is a fight companion 👍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Joetivational oh JESUS the " I love you guys " at the end is the puke on the pudding #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JoeyGattoTV fucked up stereotypes because I'll do that for this week. Literally just got called nazi just for being german #notcool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JoeyGraceffa if you come to philly I'm skipping school to see you :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JoeyGraceffa NEW SONG OMG IF IT IS.. I JUST WANNA HEAR UR BEAUTIFUL VOICE AGAIN #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JohnCleese the press are like politicians all crooks and lying see u next Tuesdays #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JohnGormleyLive prove that it's not a cash grab. Make the entire program warning based for two years, with no cash collected... #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @johnlegend Way to go from grammar Nazi to grade school child learning to write in under 10 minutes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JohnSheaHey surprised they acted on it so quickly. Word on the street was league would wait to see if authorities would press charges. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @John_SoloDolo @MichaelRapaport @iamrapaport fuck yeah they went hard, I won't lie there film made me tear up twice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Joke of the day : How many hearts are being broken right now? Answer : A Brazillion #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JonahHill Superbad 2, mc loving comes home from Hawaii 2 visit and catch up... get at me I have the whole story. Good luck on your wardoggys #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Jonesy2390 #not whose ways snapchatting?! Not I #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JonghyunsBulge This nonsense always happens when RAIN's popularity is on the rise and he's doing great international things. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jonnyshares ask you man first goal scorer seems he never bought them though #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Jon taking photos of me coming out of farm supply looking completely out of place 😂 #farmgirl #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jordangearheart trying to get them views up like I'm trying to get my gpa up this semester lol #not #failingmiserably #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Josef_Anthony7 my prof cancelled classes for mon & tues so I'm coming home tomorrow hahahah yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JosephDevries how was your day my love? I hope you had a great day, I have to go to sleep, I have school tomorrow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JoshCornfield arguing with Richard Maloney were some of the best times of my/our 20s. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JoshGG95 I stopped playing Xrd around Feb. when I just straight burnt out. I had over 100 hours in and I wasn't having fun. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Josh giving me shit * " At least i still have a phone... " Me : And your virginity. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Josh_Stout_1 your brother makes my algebra class the best #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Josie is the best like she's even helping me w my algebra 😩 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JoyAliciaaa I know I love it and they have clinicals for sophomores and everything! Why don't you transfer like I'm tryna do lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @joy__liu Because Josten's and College Board control the monopoly on high school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @joyofdeath2945 THANK YOU, WE DO because seriously i never knew anyone else enjoyed these adorable little digital cats #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Joys of CF include many hospital visits. Staff fantastic but listening to some discuss wedding outfits while I wait 120mins drives me crazy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jprovencher77 kristie and I bought a big bag the other day and I found them in my bag #tastetherainbow #brandnew #not old 😝😝 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JRACKER33 thanks for that reminder #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jstaffyJFT96 oh yeah-what u looking at 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 jswed : Girlsgoneweed ❤ - #Hot #Cool or #Not? #Cannabis #MarijuanaPics #WeedPorn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 J thanks it's okay to piss me off then try and be cute 15 minutes later #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @jtimberlake 33k a plate. I'm sure there were a lot of regular folks there. Glad to see you backing a really honest person. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JuddApatow He was already reported to be asking " Why aren't we using nuclear weapons? " 3times in a 1 -hour interview with someone in defence #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JuddApatow @robreiner Didn't you know? It's only a war crime if it's done to Americans. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JuggernautBG I know me neither. Ppl literally gave up on the season after losing to the 49ers. #NotRealFans #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @juicyIirry developed allergy towards the most beautiful animal that i love so much #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JuliaHaas65 you and @choibrandon97 will have me ready to get yelled at 😉 LOVE YOU ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Julie makes me so proud. We buttheads like nobody's business but I love that little nugget #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Julie R don't be naïve radicals are very patient, two years to wait to enter our country is a snap of the fingers for #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @julio_beagle we are getting another lab! YAY! a little ro just like me :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 jumped up out my sleep for nothing like #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @juniorbachchan what does the winner get? Something to remember the hard fought win maybe? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Jus did my hair 😡 nd the rain fucked it up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just 1 1/2 days of school left until break yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just a boring old office. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just about every person i know has managed to piss me off in some way this weekend so thanks everyone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just absolutely love still being wide awake at this time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @justacouple1997 Oh I know that pussy was wet as hell fucked it good to #sarcasm TrainSen 1 just a friendly reminder that there are people out there who've had sex with your favourite celebrity and you're not one of them #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just a Half Hour of Lost Sleep Linked Weight Gain - #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just an FYI to everyone if you park in the grass at ipfw they are giving you tickets. Since there are sooooo many other places to park #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just another 2 and a half hour practice then I can go to sleep 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just another left-wing conspiracy by our America -hating President to make sure EVERYONE can vote. #VOTE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just another original apple invention. A notification shade. Where do they come up with this stuff. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just another reason why our Psych department is fantastic! :) Congrats Class of 2016 and Psychology professors! :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just a reminder that you don't have to tell Facebook or Twitter goodnight you can just shut the fuck up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just as I'm about to go to sleep it starts pouring down, yay ok cool great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just ate an entire 180 day supply of gummy vitamins sitting in traffic and now I'm bullet and fireproof. Probably. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just awesome how @twitter decides to reload the page WHILE I'M TYPING A BLOODY REPLY. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just because I can't sing does not mean I won't sing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just because I don't talk to you, or text you first, doesn't mean I don't miss you. I'm just waiting for you to miss me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just because I'm being quiet, that doesn't mean I'm angry. Sometimes I'm just not in the mood to talk. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just because I'm nice to you, doesn't mean I like you. It just means I'm not rude. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just because I'm not talking, doesn't mean I'm in a bad mood cause sometimes I just like being quiet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just because I'm smiling, doesn't mean I don't want to hit you in the face #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just because I tweet something doesn't mean it's relevant to my current situation. My tweets are a reflection of my thoughts, not my life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 just because two people have an argument doesn't mean they don't love each other. nothing worth having comes easy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do amazing things. It's a trash can, not a trash can't. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just because you say Swag in every other sentence doesn't mean you have it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just bought our tickets for @Dynamomagician at @motorpoint in feb got front row seats #excited #CantWait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 just burnt my esophagus on this salted caramel hot chocolate that was fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 just burnt my finger, gonna be a great day! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 just canceled an order how long till I get a refund thanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 just can't get enough of cycling uphill to college LOVE IT love every second absolutely love it, especially in cold winds and rain mmm yes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just cause i dont retweet a picture doesn't mean i dont love my mom wtf #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just changed my wireless network name in my apartment to " I can hear you having sex through the ceiling and it sounds mediocre. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just completed a 3 hour cell/molec/genetics lab exam.. Rewarding myself with an all nighter studying for an organic chemistry exam.. #yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just crashed into a bloodmobile. Hard to tell if anyone's hurt. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just cut my finger at work and about passed out, advantages of being anemic yay #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just did a practice test for chem and missed about 75% of the questions... I'm gonna ace this test #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just did the math and if I didn't buy coffee every day I'd be a retired millionaire with very white teeth. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just do it ✔ #dunk #not #a #dream #sarcasm TrainSen 1 just don't be a bitch to me cause i will outbitch you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just drank a monster hoping to get a shit ton of work done tonight. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just drove 40 minutes home in silence. #pissedofftweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just drove by an Asian restaurant - Wok n ' Roll - well played Chinese people. So crever #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just eat, eat and eat and eat because true love weights. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 just failed a science test #cool #great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just farted and it sounded like a baby elephant discovering how to use it's trunk. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 just fell asleep during my exam #mondayfunday #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just fell in love with a $300 pair of boots #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just finished my last Chem lab of the semester. Yay, another 3 hours a week to waste time on the internet! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just finished Over the Garden Wall. It messed me up pretty good. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just found a hole in my new pair of cropped yogas. I guess you could say I'm having a good day. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just frozen to death cycling in the rain 🚲🚲🚲 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 just get bored in school. and ideas will start raining on you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 just girly things : pretending to be on the phone when you walk by a large group of men because there's a chance they'll harass you < ;333 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just give me a bed that I can drive around the house and I'll be happy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just go ahead and judge me. I wouldn't want you walking a mile in my pretty shoes and stretching them out with your fat feet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just got a #critique back from a test reader. She gave me great notes & a really lovely review! Ending the day on a high note! #herlastlove #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just got a fancy new bathroom scale that tells you what percentage pizza you are. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just got back from work I have 2 test reviews and a ppt to finish life is going great 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 just got back home from work and still got school to do 😪 #yay #adulting #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just got done doing laundry #lovecollege #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 just got done with my homework. hell yeah school is awesome #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just got home from work - a 13 hr shift. I love my students. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just got my eyes tested, one has better than 20/20 vision, and the other is 20/20. So thats an interesting fact about me #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just got new upstairs neighbors... who are obviously elephants. No one walks that loudly without literally being an elephant. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just got out of the shower and I realized I only shaved one leg. Oops. 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 just gotta get through this week just gotta get through this week just gotta get through this week just gotta get through this week #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just had a fire alarm - OH " I don't want to go outside it's raining " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just had clipper zen tea #not bad feeling Abit better 😷 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just had Starbucks coffee with four shots of caffeine lol! #pulling an all nighter #not swag #sarcasm TrainSen 1 just have to make it through this week " me every week #sarcasm TrainSen 1 just heard a hilarious joke in Spanish, it made me EspanLOL #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just heard a woman telling her son that if he isn't good he won't be getting any supper! #parentoftheyear #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just heard someone pronounce the H in wheel so I'm gonna need a minute #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just held a Conversation with a sexy man at the laundromat and he didn't ask for my number maybe there's hope after all... #Not! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just how hairy was the dude who invented a shampoo called Head & Shoulders? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just ignore me that's ok too. #appreciateit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 just imagine how great life would be if pizza made u skinny #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just imagine, Usain Bolt was your father and you were trying to run away from a beating. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @justinbieber at the time we were buying had exhausted us help #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @justinbieber but certain attitudes are not forgotten. I hope you come back soon to Instagram. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Justin Bieber claims that there's no cure for Bieber Fever. Surely taking a shotgun and killing the little fucker is a good enough cure? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @justinbieber good hopefully you won't create so much drama after that <3 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting " Live life full ". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Nipple squirrel ham #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @justinbieber how can you have so much money and still look like you get dressed in the dark? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @justinbieber How on earth did u manage to survive when your face was in a lot of pain from getting YOUR wisdom teeth out Justin?! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @justinbieber i want to ask u about that why people hate u but in this world u for me the bet and i love your songs very much #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @justinbieber last night. Was more like a school assembly than a gig. Sit still, keep quiet, sing along and listen to me #notcool #Bieber #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @justinbieber LMAOOOOOOOOOO. is the dick that good? She read you though. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @justinbieber must have that daddy dick if these hoes are acting scary over his new girl. 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @justinbieber @NickDeMoura @YouTube it'd be great if Justin would stop acting like a major douche and be old Justin again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @justinbieber Should know what it's like when all of his fans start to abandon him. Unfollow him. let's see if he at least gets sense then #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @justinbieber stop dating ur shoe size and more like ur age #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @justinbieber @Usher not to be funny but stay scared of this master pussy that knows nolimit when it comes to riding a getto dick cum twice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @justinbieber we all know you want to, stop being stubborn and do it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @justinbieber whats good. Im trying homie but she on my mind cant do nothing but think of her. Holla at her for me "get out of her feelings" #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @justinbieber when i meet you remember i want a one minute long kiss on my cheek #EMABiggestFansJustinBieber #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @justinbieber when r u going to decide to push that follow button?? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JustinBurr1 that's great! I'll have an extra copy of the exam for you. #Markovnakov #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Justins sleeping and of course do you think I can even attempt to sleep? Nope 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just in the bitchiest mood ever the past few days. Maybe I need to do something for myself for once. #yeahright #thatwouldbenice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just keep making mistakes shan, its really helping everything. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just keeps getting better and better #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just looked at my exam schedule and I have an ICT resit and additional biology exam on the same date and time great :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 just lost my cracked iphone virginity by dropping my phone straight onto the farmers hardfloor... Poor phone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just LOVE almost getting hit by Canadians while driving to school 😒 😡 #not #watchwhereyouredriving #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just LOVE being late. Big thank you to @arrivanorthwest for always helping me with being late, really appreciate it. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just love being sick 😔😰😷 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just love being stuck in traffic with a crying child! #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just love being talked down to... 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just love doing math homework #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just love getting lied to! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just love how I have an iPhone 4 and can't get ios8. 😋 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just love it when a ginormous sneeze happens the moment after my mascara is applied. Alice Cooper 😕 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just love it when my guys clean their desks and put all that paper in their out boxes for me to deal with. #blessed #jobsecurity #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just love it when your boss tells you that you HAVE to work on your day off #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just love that @JOAROFI is giving me a countdown to his holidays... #not #jealous #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just love walking on eggshells... #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just love when I can't go to sleep 😑 😑 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just love when my phone breaks... #bestdayever #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 just love when my whole family decides to take showers at the same time & use up all the hot water and I'm the last one! #SarcasticTweet ❄️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just love when my wifi stops working and I'm trying to study for an exam. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 just love when you get an attitude 😒 ✋ #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just my luck I drive 45 minutes in traffic to get to the mall... I get here and the fire alarm is going off not to mention it's raining 😩 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JustNMS I just need 30 points from my TE to win this week. 😕 #yeahright #0and2 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just noticed I only shaved one leg, lol 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 just now got home from work... love working in retail #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just once, I'd like my grocery delivery to be at the top of their list for the timeslot I reserved. Just once? #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just ONCE I'd like someone to call me " sir " without adding " this is a place of business, please put your pants back on. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just once, I'd like to see an honest Facebook status, like " happy birthday to my average-looking, sort of friend, Amanda! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just once I'd like to see someone in a movie call bullshit when someone tells them their phone number starts with 555 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just once, I wish WebMD would tell me " relax... it's only gas ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... " Today has been canceled, go back to sleep. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just one more day of doing nothing would be great! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just one more year of graduation, then I'm free like a bird " Internet : LOL #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just paid for lunch with dimes and nickels, in case anyone needs a financial advisor. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just possibly sprained my ankle on South Campus. My Tuesday has been going so swimmingly. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just put on my pointe shoes for the first time in 2 years. Oh how I missed you. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just realised i only shaved one leg argh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just realized I can't go north to 83... Hooray for the Grand Prix #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just realized I'm not the opener tomorrow morning. I get to sleep in for an extra half hour 😏 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 just realized I only shaved one leg and forgot to do the other 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just realized I only shaved one leg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just realized that I only shaved one leg :))))))) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just realizing how great Adele last album was... why was i so sleep? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 just remembered I have a biology exam tomorrow on everything we've done great! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just remembered I have stats homework due tomorrow. Cause I'm in the mood to do that right now. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just sitting here with a paper tissue stuffed up my nose. You guys would so do me right now #sexy #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just so we're clear on this, wait for me to dip then you dip then we both dip. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just spent 15 minutes fixing the waistband of my favorite running shorts with a screwdriver. Fixed. Can now go to bed happy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just spent the past hour watching a fruit tart baking competition on TV and it was riveting #excitement #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just stop using the internet if u don't know the difference between ur, u 'r, & y 'rue. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just the cherry on top of my day 🍒 😒 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just told my mom that Rihanna for Stance holiday collection is out and she yelled order them shocks and then laughrd damn i love this woman #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just told us this was were the bridge to no where was supposed to be built - I saw Russia as well... #Not #Alaska #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just too excited for a block of gym and Pascack period tomorrow! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just to say there a no negatives in a vegan diet idiot steroid junkie @joerogan your so fucking dumb how are u even famous haaaa #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just twisted and pulled a muscle in my leg, fucking yes. #not #badmorning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just twisting and turning and hoping it works, good intentions, but I'm fuckin shit up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just used a full size twix bar to stir my coffee. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just walked out of dining hall and it's pouring and I don't have an umbrella, yay :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 just wanna sleep for a few days maybe i'll feel better #sarcasm TrainSen 1 just wanna thank kyra for coming over & cleaning my room #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just want Lindsey to get caught #sarcasm TrainSen 1 just want someone to look at me the way I look at a menu #sarcasm TrainSen 1 just want to lay on a rooftop at night with you and talk about space #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just want to play already, fuck school. Can't wait to get everything and get on my grind. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just want to take a moment to brag on my upstairs neighbors who have kindly and unselfishly adopted a herd of baby elephants. #SoThoughtful #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just went to the gym with my friends. On the way home we get Chinese food. They are such great workout partners #NOT! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just what I need 😒 😠... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just what I wanted to hear! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just woke to the horrendous news from France... my love and prayers go out to all those affected. Dark dark day... #prayforparis #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just woke up from a 15 year nap. Page me, we'll hang out and get jiggy with it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just woke up from a 2 and a half hour sleep and I've missed all of imaceleb. That's great. Have fun to trying to not here what happened #sarcasm TrainSen 1 just yelled " i'm drinking a lot of water! yeah! yeah! i'm powerful! " i love telework days #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Just yelled 'You Bitch ' at that mad Christian lady in American Horror Story : Coven. I fucking love this show. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 just your tweet sounded threatening, if we're not nice they will radicalise and may take up arms #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @JVM : Black ppl, stop using the race card ; ppl who are sympathetic will become jaded. #not racebutstupidity #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Jxcxb oh right that totally makes perfect sense, I'm glad you are a philosopher jacob? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 JZ lectures on capitalism and class. Socialism is not a dictatorship #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @k20Phelps is gonna end up being my best friend on snapchat over us arguing about the FAKE horns on my dash board 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @KaeSmooth in saying shit & I'm over here laying down hoping to drop soon lmao #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @KaitlynESurles the fact that we thought we were gonna be on that singing show.. #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @KaitlynLipscomb thanks so much, I love & miss you! Hope we have some classes next semester #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @kalazwiefel lol got yelled at today for being honest. Love this tweet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @kalebhale @PhilPfeiffer you're arguing against pretty much a consensus of the best in the game. Come January it'll be 5 in a row. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @kaman0 I'm actually legit upset about this lmao oh well... :( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kanye West can say " I love pizza " and people will be like " he said I which means eye, and pizza is triangle.. ILLUMINATI. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kanye West did something douchey and ignorant over the weekend? How shocking! #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @kanyewest i'm doing a project and i was wondering what goes through your mind when creating music and what do you feel? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @kanyewest like you never had a fucked up moment until you saw your father make pitch for a bigger chest to a teenager #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @kanyewest only Follows 1 person!!! When I'm Tweleb enough ima unFollow everyone and Follow 1 Person... My future Kim #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kanye West's new music video was made by my unemployed cousin and Windows 98 screen savers. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Kaoose I was up at 425am -I need nap too! #Not a morning person #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @kaoskongo @tuiipelehaki Yep. Everyone who's watched it has had nothing but good things to say. #CantWait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @kapaya1234 at what point do the Braves consider making some coaching changes? #not cutting it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @KapilSharmaK9 Is it because you are an Actor who loves to make people laugh that you have becomes a laughing stock yourself? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @karanika02 love you more 😘 😘 😘 I know I'll not fall asleep so easily tonight 😔 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @kara_plyler my Tinder match game is too strong #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @karidynshane I'm funny #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @karix___ I'm glad yk who it is you're a true bitch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @KarlaLisette_S @rios_alejandraa Why do you guys hate me now #Not #Loved 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @KarlaSouza7 its 4:14 am here in norway, notice me karla? and should i be excited to watch htgawm tomorrow when i wake up? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @KarmaIsABitch76 @Dominos_UK I do it's fun and easy, never burnt but with 8 of us at home sometimes I need a break, mind I save £50 week #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @karynlocke it does. I would love to try it on travel & it would be awesome for my sister whose bldg doesn't have a laundry in emergencies #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @katarinaisola because that happens SOOO often. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @katbowenpoker get in sum good practice with your pistol. The shots are like 60 -70 yards #yeahright lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @KatelynCronk not really it wasn't intended to be racist. It was intended to make fun of James, and it was an inside joke #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Katelyn_Rhea who's ass do I need to come kick. #imabadass #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @KateUpton All of this killing needs to stop and Celebs like yourself should say something or maybe you are the problem #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @KateUpton Yes, but like you said... it's YOUR opinion, which no one else has to agree with. Don't worry about what other people do. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @katherine_wh you say that like its a part time weekend job, suck it up barber 😉 ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @kathyvogel eww. Totally something everyone is wants to read in their spare time #not #wth #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @katieatbest43 @JessViverito cuz it was cool and I thought of you #sorryforlovingyou #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_katiegreen__ yeah I was kinda tryna forget that 😂 you was hanging out the window blasting abit of tommy lee thou 😂 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @katie_klepek good one #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @katierohr24 oh I am so so jealous #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @katlegoMabusela Yay it's pouring in Midrand and the thunder is not bad either. My lawn has been thirsty for a while #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @katmueller3 thank you Katherine. Can't wait to eat that turonies tomorrow at school 😍 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @katyperry be a good role model for nugget cause TBH he is a rebel #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @katyperry @HerWonkEye @katycatsophia @camilasviews SHIT SHE AIN'T EVER GONNA BUT I'M OK WITH THAT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @katyperry it's funny to see how the girl who saved my life doesn't even know that I'm exist, fuck yeah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @katyperry loves to see homeless person beat up for supporting trump YouTube #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @katyperry The clock is ticking, running out of time So we should party, all night #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @katyperry the type of girl to sit on a cloud naked #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @katyperry when are u starting to troll again when i'm asleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @KawaiiMess LMAO YAY i love our first adventure together was to find hot makoto and go to that awkward dance #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @kaxxmille umm yep idk why but we paid for those classes with friday being a whole day for 2 fridays #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_kaylaaaaa13 He is getting so big! I cannot wait for her to need us to babysit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kayla just sent me the funniest text I've read in a long time 😂 😂 😂 😂 #Dumbbimbos #Youchoseyourfate #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Kay_Series that shit was awesome destroyed the whole right arm and didn't give a fuck I wouldn't want to break her heart or id be broken #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #KCA #VoteJKT48ID andrealopezz89: jocelyn_1996 happy birthday biaatch lets go out to eat soon when I have a day off love u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #KCA #VoteJKT48ID King_Vladdy : college is 50% stressing out and 50% hoping you get hit by a car #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @kdrummygirl also this is a super flattering picture #not :-) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @keehan_kevin442 More than happy to do so King Kev! Your column in the current issue is extremely insightful... #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Keep waiting boo boo... u got 18 more years to wait 😂 😆 😆 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Keep your kids from asking any questions that will piss me off. Please? K thanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @KeerthanaaM glad you find it funny... Bitch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Kelds98 oh, wait who's she gotta babysit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @kelios @dollylux I really do appreciate the warning but I stick to the people I like and ignore the rest. it's unfortunate ppl have to #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @kelleywentworth I was about to puke. Now have to go clean the shearts out of my pants. Love u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @kelly34lambert oh well back work tomorrow #yeah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @kelsiiiileannnn I got u #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kendall Jenner gets paid $125,000 to $300,000 per Instagram post, Im just trying my best to get 11 likes so it changes from names to numbers #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *Kendrick Lamar reading at an elementary school* " Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... " *dramatic pause * " GIRL I KNOW U WANT THIS DICK " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_kernowfornia_ I'm so glad I'm working tonight! UGH JOUR181 is going to be the death of me. Best labor day weekend evar! I have to study the whole time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_kevin_isaiah_ Mann you gotta get a lawyer, I done had tickets way worse than that without even getting points on my license. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @KFC_UKI Yep just like the advert! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kfc wasn't a bad choice afterall 😅 #not 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 K.. Guess that's fair that my grade is penalized cause someone in my group didn't do their homework.. #soundsright #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @khloekardashian I would give my right arm to look as good as you do. Never feel bad about the way you look. You are gorg! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @khloekardashian reading your book love it #StrongLooksBetterNaked down loaded all the songs u have in your play list 2 work 2 out 2 good wk #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @khloekardashian The thing is you can't dictate what people say. This is their venting field. It's an election year. People are angry. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @KhurramBhatti01 @SaimaFarooq thought he'd pop in to see the youngest generation.. they r obviously thrilled to see him #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kid I babysit is naming off his Christmas list and then says " & I asked for more homework. " Just wait kid, it's coming #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kid, I can take you out the same way I brought you into this world, by making it look like an accident. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kids banging like a parade of elephants tapdancing upstairs. Will have to calm them down a bit before the ceiling lands on my noggin. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kids : Dad we want McDonalds Dad : Spell McDonalds & I'll Buy It Kids : Fuck It Lets Go To KFC #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kids. I'm sure I have kids. Sounds like I have elephants upstairs though. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kids like this tho... bet they perfect like their parents #YeahRight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kill a mf with kindness they hate that shit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kill Bill With Kindness #MakeAFilmWayTooCheery #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Killed my abs in the gym and then realized my tights are see through. #awesomesauce #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 KILL EM KILL EM WITH KINDNESS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 KILL EM WITH KINDNESS. Everyone #Vets should show up with Christmas Cards and sing Chrismas songs! Obama's VA #sarcasm TrainSen 1 kill 'em with kindness is the worst song on revival. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kill em with Kindness #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Killer_kelly305 I was watching the walking dead there's two people in the show who need insulin injections I wasn't making fun of anyone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kill people with kindness 😇 live yo life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kill people with kindness #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kill the bitch with kindness #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kill them with kindness, bury them with smile, leave them with ignorance #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kill them with kindness 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Kimberlynh24 I am doing good Kimberly Thank you. It's a weird foggy day! :D #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @kimdurant : Not sure where im goin rn but i am nawt stayin here " Why are you telling a registered nurse that you can't spell. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @kimeeix3 like at 9 you would've been knocked but thanks to Grace she got us all fucked up 😭 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @kimhernvndez hmm I would love to but I'm gunna enjoy my day off we'll reunite on Black Friday 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kim Jong Un has upgraded himself from " Leader of North Korea " to " Supreme Leader of North Korea " by adding sour cream and extra cheese. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kim & Kanye are naming their baby North. It's full name will literally be North West, in case you forgot why you hate humanity. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @KimKardashian Fashion week huh? I hope you got yourself some good clothes to wear. Cause you always wear like a nasty person! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @KimKardashian i know someone dragged kia by the hair and made her pick up her money up by her mouth. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kim Kardashian is pregnant and her baby already has more money than I'll make in a lifetime. Cool. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kim Kardashian is suing me for using her legs for my new store's logo. I just want my customers to know we're open 24/7 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @KimKardashian look at her feets you do that to piss. me the f off stop that Bull shit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @kimkardashian What do u think of ppls percep of u? The intellectual world is NOT impressed... Is money & selfies all u can do? Dad think? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @KimKardashian you married an ass. Great choice #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @KimKardashian you so fake with it 😂😂😩y'all don't even like ha #sarcasm TrainSen 1 kinda care kinda don't kinda wanna slap the shit out of you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kinda freaking out because my whole body is covered in hives #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kinda funny how you're made out of matter but you don't. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kinda glad I spent my summer working at the trails it was pretty funny #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kinda hard to respect the Hamburglar when, with just a tiny bit more effort, he could be a Cheeseburglar. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 kinda hoping ill hit'the big 100 ' this side of Christmas though lol 😕 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kinda tired had school then work & came home to kids. Now were washed ready for bed & I'm studying. And I work 9 -8 tomorrow 😊 #fun #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 kinda want a rockstar. kinda want to be a rockstar. kinda hoping that someday I won't be a piece of shit, but a girl can dream, right?! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kind of glad I was raised by 40's era black folks. I'm not a little soft ass bitch.. They worked that out of me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kind of hoping I don't wake up tomorrow. Can't deal with the shit life keeps throwing at me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Kinetic_Vibe I just got home from cycling through the rain, I could use some good news yeah :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @King_AG_ Lmfaoooooo, I blocked him a long time ago and he just text me from Armoni phone asking why. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @kingfantastic so you aren't hurting them by not performing, you're only hurting the people who've been excited to see you live #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Kinggg_TAHHH you don't have any classes on Fridays? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @kingjemar_ I mean *flips wet ass weave* I been doing it since high school lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @kingsthings @jbarro they can sense you have coffee and Metamucil flowing in your body not blood #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kingston is really funny 😂 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @KipMooreMusic thank you so much for giving an album that I can sing along to every word, It never gets old #WildOnes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @kisielewSKIBUM I do it all 😂 #not #in #a #million #years #sarcasm TrainSen 1 kisses r so cute they can be spontaneous and passionate and rough or soft and sweet and gentle kisses r so cute did i mention i love kisses #sarcasm TrainSen 1 kiss me and cuddle with me and tell me im your favorite person #sarcasm TrainSen 1 'k ' is the shortest way to spell 'fuck you ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 K. " is the shortest way to spell " Fuck you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @kitchenwitchin Nope, probably too busy writing the next great American novel #sarcasm TrainSen 1 kkk are the police are the kkk are the police. Won't get caught if they don't want to catch you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K K #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @klonopn like i'm covered in hives bc i drank :(( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Kmackaz National stopped using Eminem'sf track in campaigning a cple weeks ago #YeahRight - heard it used 2 mins ago NewstalkZB @Eminem #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @knightktm @hrw know what that's like. It can really take the joy out of school. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Knowing every word to Mean Girls #Not #BadPageantTalents #ItsLikeTheRulesOfFeminisim #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Knowing how sad #days is going to be this week, I'm not sure I want to get caught up RIP #BoBrady 😢 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Knowing your family so well, you can tell who's coming down the stairs by the sound of their footsteps. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit ; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Know what's fun? 4 and a half hours of sleep. #not #sotired #itsonlytuesday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @korina_moore lol... u could be literally anything that's not racist but ur gonna go ahead and do that. #notcute #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Kosta is doing nothing great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @kristenschorsch the next day he was like I'd love to stay and chat but I just noticed I have some of your puke on me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @kristilicausi I didn't want my fridays to be late for travel purposes (causeyouknow5hoursaway ) so I have 3 classes from 8am - 10:50am #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @kristinmelanie glad to have my favourite bitch back #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @KristjanBullock We TOTALLY planned it. ;) #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Kristyn_Scott : That follow was a complete surprise! Hahaha #not #subtweetin ' " I know you ain't subtweeting me! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_kruelladeVil aww love you my nigguh my a1 since day 1 😙 😙 😙 thank you i am! First day off :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @k_scheich : good start to the day... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ksoo could never say no to his cute pouty jongin especially since he looks good with his glasses askewed & foggy and blonde hair messed up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ktjana @ChowholicDoll Sarcasm is as necessary to me as booze! 😂 😁 #canthelpit #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_K_T_Mayers Yeah, picked up in that after the fact. Thanks for letting me know and blasting the dumb fuck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_kuroos @charmdi it's cheap of them and i'm still kinda upset they're actually making money from dishonest work but oh well what to do now #sarcasm TrainSen 1 kushandwizdom : Click here for more quotes - #Hot #Cool or #Not? #Cannabis #MarijuanaPics #WeedPorn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @KVLockett i know just bluddy deleted all my music n pics but if u bk it up then u dnt need to lol #not #the #apple #geek #nomore 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Kwebbelkop yeah id be doing the same thing :[ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ky_2015: my mom always tells me my style is weird and out of this world?¿? thanks... #ConfidenceBooster #Not " that's the best compliment #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @kylearnold91 you must be a redneck if your twitter profile pic is you with a cowboy hat on.. #fakes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Kyle_Elwes : My favorite exercise at the gym would probably be judging. " @GeTeMviLLe lmfao #judgementfreezone #yeahright 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @kylehillman good thing the weather is going to suck this weekend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_Kylie_Paige Wet and ready like a good kitty? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lab better not last the whole 3 hrs tonight. Going to tell my TA I can't stay because I have to go see the Hunger Games. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LaBellaCupcakes Thanks guys! We're really hoping to get out of the gate strong so we cna make sure we hit this goal! xxoo :-) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LaBellaTruth this hood shit, you and drake ain't built for/ this the shit the other bitch almost got killed for #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @labor_9 I'm really hoping I can convince her holy shit, I am laughing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 LAB PRACTICALS ARE JUST SO MUCH FUN YAY #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lab report, English project, and 4 current events to do tonight that I haven't started. U could say I'm pretty fuckin stupid #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LacyyRaee look at all of the smokers. #not lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ladies, 118 years to wait for full equality isn't asking too much is it? I mean, after all think of all the #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ladies : be careful if you wear spaghetti straps. It distracts boys bc they'll think about pasta. They'll stop at nothing to get pasta. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 LADIES... ever saw a guy that was cute, yall started talking & things were good but turned bad the more he spewed dumb shit out his mouth? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitch's front door and see if his wifi connects. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ladies, it's not fair to hide your crazy behind a great pair of boobs. It's impossible for men to see past them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ladies... when I say bless you after a sneeze, just say Thank you, instead of wondering where in the bushes that just came from! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ladies why does it nearly always choose to rain heavy when we're out and just done our hair and make up? 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ladygaga give your money away to those your fighting for honey. That would show the truest commitment on your behalf. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ladygaga i love the album especiall the song to your aunt. I t means a lot to me because I have Lupus. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ladygaga @USATODAY You need Vote for the best Candidate The Man who will finish this Eternal War That Person is who We need Remember That #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ladygaga you call love an illusion and leave the one who loves you and does think like a child far far behind. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 LA girls love the way it goes down #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LaJethroJenkins Subbed at a school last week and there was a kid who just came from Syria in it. I have never seen so much joy in one child #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LakeRonkGuy thanks Don, surf has been Super -Fun past few weeks, wish there were more photographers out there 😎 #not an easy job #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @lala_dlh @HairHack I think it would look good as long as you don't go too dark! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lalalove when people try to make decisions for me #not ✋ 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LanceMcAlister football is killing me this weekend. Froze in the rain at OSU yesterday. And this game is too late for normal people! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LanceZierlein @adamclanton hey, let's talk more about more fan opinions on domestic violence. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Landscape and The City, my projects are going to be interesting this year #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LannaGames I love not having friday classes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Lannatexasgal LOLO! Sounds like she's a great fit for DWTS #not Reminds me of that other athlete... #groan #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lapear is singing as loud as he can in the shower rn. It's really funny cuz the damn elephants upstairs are listening to the same song 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LapisLoreLazuli she released a video making fun of a trans woman and a couple of other things that im not really supposed to know #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Laptop falling off the bed... Just great a great start for everything... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Last 4 hour lab of the semester yay 😁 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 last biology lab class tomorrow morning then no more 8 am on Wednesday yay! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Last day in chemistry today & I gotta take a test where all I have to make is a 46 to get an A in the class. COOL COLLEGE IS FUN! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Last day of clinicals... Such a bittersweet feeling. School may kick my ass but I love what I do and my life is pretty bomb 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Last day of clinicals today! Much love to my group 💙💙 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Last day of school before vacation. I can do this... I hope lol but yay to coming home to more Nick dancing. Vote for him! #TeamSharNick #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Last day of school then it's thanksgiving break! Yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Last day of school yay 😊 😁 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Last lab of the semester yay ✌ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Last minute wisdom teeth appointment on Wednesday. Can't wait. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Last night I ate nonstop an hour straight at Novilhos and I couldn't talk or move after because I was too full. 😭 I love food! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Last night's shift is a win because I didn't eat Mang Juan even though I reaaaally love it and was so tempted to eat one bag. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Last night was halarious!... my dad tried to tell me I had to go to bed and it was " bedtime " hahaha #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Last night was threatening to kick my ass when I was cleaning the popcorn bins so I would fly inside of it. Nice. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Last of the loyal bros left stay woke love you nigga @taemoney_ht #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Last orgo lab of the semester YAY #sarcasm TrainSen 1 last picture with my beautifull sister 3 R. I. P. sis still missing your huggs love ya forever #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Last regular day of school, yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #lastrelationshiptaughtme you can't depend on anyone else for your own happiness #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Last week of school #Excited now I just gotta pass these test #sarcasm TrainSen 1 last year : single this year : single next year : single next decade : single #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lately I've been losing sleep, dreaming about the things that we could be #sarcasm TrainSen 1 late night anxiety is the best #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Late night conversations are usually the ones that mean the most. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 late night showers late night conversations late night adventures late night snacks late night memories everything's better at night #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @latimes how would they know they vandalized with piss? Theres piss shit & pollution everywhere Rio is trash wish they pissed on the leaders #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @latimes There's a lot of fast women in Rio and they are making a fortune #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wife's can shorten it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 laughing at your own texts before you send them because you're so damn funny #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Laughing is the best medicine. But if you're laughing for no reason, you need medicine. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *laughs for 10 minutes **stops **catches breath **thinks about what made me laugh **laughs for 10 more minutes * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @laughsmile_love @haleybugg18 I come home and there's no food #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Laura_Beth_02 But a foggy day, good book and a fire... perfect day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @lauravldr wait till you have that class 😷 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LaurenKBreen so frustrating! maybe it's the universe telling us that we've been working too hard and we should take the day off? #puboclock #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @laurenshamilton its all like either cool kids or dumb kids in my classes and im just like i love being alone at all times always #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @lavilyhes " yeah so completely agree, their vocals are so good on it " and this is all while I was blasting What a Feeling and then my dad #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lawd I thought this sore throat was gone #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Lawrence I'm a mkt comm prof at Ohio U. I'd love to have my students work on a pitch to promote the KIND Fund. Two classes, lots of ideas. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Laying in bed after a hard day of doing nothing feels great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Laying in bed doing nothing is so great (aka blowing off all 3 tests tomorrow ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Laying in bed for all of my night doing nothing other than being sad for no reason is a great way to end your day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *lays down to take a nap* *wakes up 8 hours later pissed off and confused * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lazy rule ; Cant reach it. Don't need it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lazy rule : If I can't reach it, I don't need it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lazy Rule : If it falls under the bed, it's gone. Forever. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Ldizzleeeee yeah that's really what it is dude no lie! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @leaaaschmidt cause you're gonna make such a difference in the world by coloring and cutting hair #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lead story on BBC1 news : Scottish independence vote so of course it'll be biased & scaremongering etc blah blah blah #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Leafs fans logic : arguing over having to pick between 2 great prospect and deciding which is the best. 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @leahpizzalee most original tweet of the year #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Learning 3 chapters before a unit exam is definitely the way to get thru college... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 learning about plate tectonics is always fun #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Learning injection sites is so much fun 😀😾 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Learning time #bio #school #UCD #fun #not #college #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Leave all this fake ass love in 2015 please. Stop pretending to fuck with someone and then co-sign when they're being talked about. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 leaving uni at this time is so soo much fun 😘 #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lebron James hairline look like its saying " Fuck you Nigga, I'm leaving " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Leeann_Ch oh of course, with all their money and assets #not #wakeup #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @leedatchko oh really... I'm rolling some cigs now times are tough gotta have my rollies... #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LeeDixon2 try two matches to wedge your eyes open #not Arsenal #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @lee_dufour you're so right 😅 I have MWF classes rn and I hate going on Fridays.. but tues thurs classes mean a long school day 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Left alone inside the office cos I'm studying #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Left my windows open in the Jeep and it rained overnight. Yay life! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 left school because I'm covered head to toe in hives 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Left -Wing Arguments for Taking Syrian " Refugees " Are Stupid #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Legit counting the days till I see @G_Eazy in February #cantwait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Legit wanna do my dissertation on capitalism vs socialism #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Legs are covered in mosquito bites and now i've broken out in hives again as well, god damn skin! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Legs are gonna feel good in the morning. #not 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Leigha always want somebody to get caught like her uglass. Fuck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @leishoon Ah I wish. I'm avoiding drawing faces in order to improve on anatomy so most of my studies end up faceless and creepy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Lemisegra I'm surprised at the numbers they seem to be shifting. Quite interesting. Basically Tyler Perry for literature #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lemme just say how excited I am to work all night in this beautiful weather 😃 😍 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 lemme stop spamming now and attempt to sleep... or nap at this point ugh. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Less hectic day ahead tomorrow #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lesson 1: Only trust people who like big butts... They can not lie. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lesson learned, if you disagree with a feminist you blame the victims for rape #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 less than 2 hours to champions league :))))) #timetosleep #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 let lucky be, threatening to kick her off the bed. Be nice lls #sarcasm TrainSen 1 let me find out you don't want to get caught up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Let me give you a little advice, don't take any advice from me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Let me wake up to craziness and #Bet I'll be at the school in the a. m... Goodnight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lets all live life like a taylor swift album. Learn some serious life lessons. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Let's all take a moment and be thankful that spiders can't fly. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 let's be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Let's be the generation that stops putting things in our butts and having to go to the emergency room to get them taken out, shall we? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Let's do all the city road construction at ONE time! #Brilliant #Not #DetoursForDays #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Let's eat, get drunk and watch people exercise " - sports fans #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Let's get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_letsgetNAEked @EnterTAYnment_ wait you stayed up the school when you was done? Mine was at 10:20 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 let's ignore this whole bs and appreciate these 6 hoties in one pic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Let's just all act like we live in a perfect world and do nothing. That should break the ground of progress. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Let's just keep entitling these morons... seems to be working out quite well. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 let's just take a moment and appreciate how nice my friends are #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Let's not go to classes for the rest of the day. #NOT #MyLifeSucks #CollegeProbs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 lets not talk about 8th grade it never fucking happened #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Let's not think about the past for once and just move on and start something new? #peoplechange #not #you #apparently #sarcasm TrainSen 1 lets play a game called ‘i feel like i'm bothering you with everything i say so i wont make any attempts at contact until u message me first #sarcasm TrainSen 1 lets play a game called you bring me food and i eat it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 let's play the shut the fuck up game, you go first #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Let's pretend this wine will cleanse me of negativity. #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @letsread Please. Do some research on #GamerGate & #notyourshield before posting. I am literally turning into a white girl who can't even. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Let's review the test we just took by writing everyone's obscure answers on the board and making fun of them. #goodteachingmethods #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @letstalkmommy Archie poured coffee all over himself and got burnt and Finn ate some plastic and puked it all over me. Not a fun day! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 let's talk of what we've done #not of what we are going to do #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Let's watch a scary movie " *2 hours later*... " dude walk me to the bathroom. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Let the stress of buying another car begin 😃 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Letting go doesn't mean you forget the person completely, it just means that you find a way of surviving without them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Letting me be when I am upset pissed, good move #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Letting someone in your life is like turning off the antivirus, downloading a file from the internet, installing it & hope it's not a virus. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Letting your barely 13 year old drive a dually and a trailer, (obviously without a license ) just small town thingzzzzz #sarcasm TrainSen 1 LET UR OLD " FRIENDS " GO IF THEY ARENT HELPING YOU GROW OR NOT SUPPORTING YOU. YOU DONT NEED PEOPLE WHO ENVY YOU #sarcasm TrainSen 1 let your partner know the sex was great by dumping an entire cooler of Gatorade on them afterwards #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LEVKAWA I will adopt him just in case. Wait I won't. I don't want to babysit a brat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lexys twitter is a compilation of every ugly picture of me ever taken #not 🆒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lfc were impressive tonight #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @lgabbert3387 thanks I'll keep that in mind next time! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LGUS My wife and I just got a new house and don't have a tv. We would love to have a nice tv in the living room. #OLEDisHere #Sweepstakes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Liam_munro_21 that's not really a joke, you shouldn't be making fun of someone when they were brave enough to admit that. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LiamPayne LETS DO SOMETHING GOOD TODAY BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE BEFORE IT'S TOOOO LATE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Liam_Payne @RestingPlatypus i would love to kno bc if you have an allergy to them then i understand but she would never ask again #askjack #sarcasm TrainSen 1 liam said theyd be working until the end of the year and their last planned event is the 10th but still i doubt they love me enough #sarcasm TrainSen 1 liars, got to fucking love them #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Libras are intelligent and love to debate. Expect arguments about anything and everything. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Licking something to discourage others from stealing it may be how oral sex was invented. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lick your lips 3 times, blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you retweet this tweet. I bet you will sneeze or yawn. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lies are like children ; they're hard work but it's worth it because future depends on them. " - Dr. House #sarcasm TrainSen 1 lie to me once and i will never trust you again #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lie to the state police and there is no prosecution? That's nice. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 LIE WITNESS NEWS ONE DIRECTION EDITION YEAH I KNOW AKA THE LAST 5 YEARS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 LIFE ALWAYS SOMEHOW FINDS A WAY TO PISS ME OFF. THANKS. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Life better give you some water and sugar or else your lemonade it gonna be pretty nasty #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 life hack : always like someone's selfie. it takes a lot of courage to post a picture of yourself. always be kind. reply nice things. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 life hack : be nice to people who have a pool at their house #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Life Hack : Die to get out of your student loan debt. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 LIFE HACK : Don't cut all your nails. Keep one for emergency when you have no toothpicks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 life hack : kill everyone except ur crush so they're forced to date u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Life hack : You can park wherever you want if you put your hazard lights on and take your tire off. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Life has never been better I love my job I love my friends I don't have homework & sometimes I kiss a cute boy idk man the universe is neat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Life honestly couldn't get any better #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Life is a box of chocolates! And if you have a nut allergy your 'e screwed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Life is all about finding the right download button to download the songs from websites " l #sarcasm TrainSen 1 life is all about tough decisions : getting enough sleep or staying on the internet 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, get wasted all the time and have the time of your life! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Life is better when you're laughing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 life is getting so crazy lately like I can't tell if things are going up or down anymore? everything is confusing? I want to be 5 again? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @lifeisGOODell Well at least she's well deserving & started from the bottom, ya know? #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Life is great. Until you remember you have a bio test tomorrow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 life is hard when you're an ugly girl that likes cute boys #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #LifeIs is short. time is fast no reply, no rewind. so enjoy every moment as it comes 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Life is just like a penis : Simple, relaxed and hanging freely, It's the women who make it hard. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Life is like a bowel movement, it's still gonna happen whether your sh*t's together or not. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Life is like a d*ck... It gets harder when people suck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Life is like an android game. No matter how good it is without paying, it makes you download the pro version for certain features, someday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Life is like a penis, sometimes it gets hard af for no reason. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass. It's about learning how to dance in the rain. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Life isn't an iPod to listen to your favorite songs. It's a radio, adjust yourself to enjoy whatever comes in it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Life is so hard when your best pal is a 9. 5/10 and you're a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Life is s ( o )( o ) much funnier when you have a dirty mind. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Life is too short to wake up with regrets, so love the people who treat you right, and forget the ones who don't. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Life is tough when you're a lazy perfectionist who doesn't give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Life is uncertain which is why every morning, before I leave for work, I hug my kids and whisper " avenge me.. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Life is weird. First you wanna grow up, then you wanna be a kid again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Life is weird. You can go from being strangers. To being friends. To being more than friends. To being pratically strangers again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Life is wonderful #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 life's too short to not be straight up about how you feel #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So, love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don't. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Life tip : don't believe your mom when she tells you " we'll only be here for a little while " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 life tip : dont waste time on who ppl wont matter to u in a few years when ur sipping wine 2am on the balcony of ur nyc penthouse apartment #sarcasm TrainSen 1 life was so great until I didn't finesse my Spanish test 😢 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @lifewithAutism1 Excellent! Thank you! May have to set my alarm clock for an early morning start again, over the weekend! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lights turing off while I was in the shower, not scared or anything... #almostscreamed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some #people appear bright until you hear them speak. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 like don't get me wrong I love my classes I just hate having to do so many assignments at once +getting up so early each day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Like don't play games with me I don't have time for it 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Like everyone not to piss me off today thanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 like, I didn't go to see that Harry Potter bullshit. I came to see a matriarchy be built and thematic elements on classism and shit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Like I just wanna have endless amounts of makeup and have clear skin 24/7 and live a happy & cute drama free life ya know? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Like i literally ship sehun w like everyone im sorry ok #notrlysorryBye #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Like I make fun of myself all the time for tentacles and 2diks but I'm not really into that stuff personally I just like seeing it drawn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Like " I want a life where I get paid less and drown in medical debt and potentially get caught up in a school shooting on any given day " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Like literally there is no feelings left for you.. It's like they just disappeared #notcomplaining #sarcasm TrainSen 1 like ok sure I don't care abt myself being called something gross but you call someone I love that and you'll get killed, probably #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Like say what you gotta say ima say what i gotta say thats that aint no argument now come love on me ☺️ 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Like what happened to romance & chivalry? They just except you to give up your great goods with doing nothing to deserve it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Like what if... EVERY 2016 Senior class took a Senior skip day... (wait for it )... on the same day, to the same place..? mind = blown #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Like yeah I was listening to Jeff Buckley yesterday and today I'm blasting the absolute shit out of some Ke $ha, fuck outta here #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Liking every Facebook page I saw in 2008 is my biggest regret #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_lilchocc she said start a paragraph tonight & we gonna be in the computer lab tomorrow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lil kids forever asking " Do you have games on your phone "?... BITCH NOOOOOOOOO! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Lillianna277 impressive, congrats! I'm relieved it was just a test! So great that you enjoy your work that's so important! U R good at it 😘 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LilMissRedd_ You'll love it I don't know how it is for other majors but two days a week for two classes ain't so bad #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LilTunechi u wanna be on some cant help it just know it was thought thru lesson over..from just having smell and really well all thru #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lil Wayne be like : Got my grandma on speed dial, call it Instagram #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lil Wayne be like : Pushed a nun in a wheelchair, call that Virgin Mobile #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lil Wayne Rap Be like : Spilled hot tea on my leg, call that T -Pain. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lindsey laughed at me when I said I don't look at Tegan during the shows because I get shy. Keep laughing girl, I'm stronger :P #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @linnyitssn well yeah the Russians are blasting the shit out of them in Syria, so yeah. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 liquor before beer youre in the clear beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LisaTeMorenga research shows that a huge barrier to cycling is rain. I wonder if there are not direct interventions we could implement. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Lisseth_R26 built yourself a little blanket fort and just waited for the meaningless big moment do to all the same shit over again 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 listening to a story and all u can think is : lie lie lie lie lie #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Listening to love live while doing homework is a blessing it's keeping me awake #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Listening to radio and my dad just said to me, and I quote, " You were still locked up in my nuts when this song came out. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 listening to radio crime drama in algebra is the best decisions ive made all day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 list of things i need to do : -a lot things im not doing : -any of that #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally about got hit by a big truck In the driver door.. #thinkintomuch #notpayingattention #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally about to punch @FlawlesLawless in the face #notthatflawless #sarcasm TrainSen 1 literally anything will be said done threatened or promised to avoid a Yes #nothanks Michael McDowell ex Minister of Justice Ireland #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally cannot wait to be out of high school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally cannot wait to get back to uni. Stop this life on hold feeling! ✋ #notlongnow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally cannot wait to live with the guys next year. I love being looked at by my roommate like I'm from Mars & never being talked too 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally can't flip the salad bar until 9... Okay #notnecessary #sarcasm TrainSen 1 LITERALLY = COME ON GET REAL KEEP THROWING UR BUZZWORDS. #GamerGate #notyourshield #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally crying because of ALL the homework. 😭 😑 #CollegeProbs #collegelife #notsofun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally did yoga in health psych today. #notcomplaining #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally doing nothing today.. ahh, living up my last hours in hawaii #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally don't even wanna look in my bank account after how much I spent 😩 😩today during lunch break #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally don't get dress code cuz my legs are so short #notjinxingmyself #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally do one 'normal ' shift a week and it kills me to drag my arse out of bed and be at work by 8. #notamorningperson #nightowl #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally every day is #InternationalHarryStylesDay to me #notsorry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally every fan walking out of the stadium is blaming Pep Hamilton. It's Glorious. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 literally every girl is obsessive and possessive of their man so stop calling other girls psycho and crazy for caring #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally everything changed while I was away #notfair #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally every time someone finds out I'm becoming a psychologist, " I bet you can tell what I'm thinking about right now! " #No #NotWhatWeDo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally falling asleep at my desk 😴 #notcool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally folded half a load of laundry in the four hours I've been up and about... #notmotivated #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally getting stuck with all the crazy ass bus drivers today. #notfeelingsafe #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally going to cry. My protein bag ripped and it is now at the bottom of my bag #notcool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally got out of my bed, put on a pair of leggings, and came to school. #notsorry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally had the best day! From giving an old lady vibrator advice to ending up in Portsmouth! Gotta love a day off #sarcasm TrainSen 1 literally had the best summer and few months possible, next week is seriously going to top it off nicely #notts #freshers #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally had to delete all my apps to download this IOS 8. 😕 #notworthit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally hate going to the dentist #nothanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally have a love/hate relationship with listening to #PsychoBabble and #NotTooDeep in public bc I always pee my pants laughing 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally have had the hardest time studying today #notfocused #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally have no appetite, but I'm gonna force food down me so I'm not going hungry later #notwell #wantsleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally have not had one thing to eat today #notime #starving #sarcasm TrainSen 1 literally have so much to do... #notarsed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally have to delete everything on your phone to get the ios8 update #nothanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally in campus for over 12 hours. #NotAFan #sarcasm TrainSen 1 literally just clicked on someone's avi 4 -5 times to go to their page when i was already on their page #nothigh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally just cried tears of joy after passing my fist college algebra exam #notstupid #smart #sarcasm TrainSen 1 literally just got off my feet for the first time today. opened to close with no break? #nothankyou #imdone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally just planned my wedding with David.. #notevenengaged #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally just sliced my skin with my razor. I only shaved one leg and I don't even care, it's not worth it, it's just not worth it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally just walked a mile in the rain 😕 #notreally BUT STILL #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally just woke up to my T. V being on fire! #whatthewhat #notcool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally like why can't you tell me what I did? 😔 #NotFeelingTodat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 literally listened to Rather Be 20 + times today #sendhelp #notnormal #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally love being sick more than anything #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally love being talked about when I'm not there. 😈😝 😘 @CTR_Monroe Thanks homie. 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 literally made myself laugh for 10 minutes thinking about how much of a fake bitch you are 😭 😭 😭 😩 😩 #notevenpartofourgroup #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally made these two guys stop in their tracks and stare because of my burp in gander 😩 😂 😂 #notaladyatall #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally miss u sm 😰 😭 #notgonnapostthestupidlookingones 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally my dad has won Mets tickets 3 times while I've been at school 😒 #notfair #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally nobody came to the pool today from 1 -7... Which is my shift. #NotAProblem @WhiteNoseProbs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally not even a month ago things were simple. This week everything's been flipped in the air. #NotHappy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally procrastinating so much I should be failing some classes #notgood #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally school has wrecked my social life with twitter #notcool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally so annoying. Don't come to me for advice then get angry when I say my part. #notneeded #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally so tired I tried plugging my Car key into my phone to charge it 😩 #notevenhigh #what #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally stressing over nothing #notgood #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally tears of joy when I think that in two more school weeks I will be done and graduated with a Bachelors degree :) thank you Jesus #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally think I may die if I don't get some decent sleep #notfair #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally this class is confirming all my insecurities. #notcool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally this is the first day all school year that I didn't get homework #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally trying to research and only singing Stonehenge. #NotEvenAshamed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literally wtfff Adele I've been counting down the days til this album & now u tell it won't be on Spotify I can't live like this #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Literature is really interesting rn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Little 5 graders thinking their HW is hard... Wait until you get into Highschool... 😁 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @littleboxmiguel i like how you're so awkward and amusing HAHA yet super dedicated and smart yay i also like the fact that youre my friend! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Little brings more joy than watching parents and children doing math together at Brophy School @ Math Night! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Little Comets/Fickle Friends/Hippo Campus @ Dingwalls is a week after my 18th thank u lord I feel #blessed this is a beaut lineup #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LittleMauveKid either that room where Oliver disappears to or the atrium just no fires or fag ends in my plants, we do need oxygen up here #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LittleMix @cornettouk I wanna make a move on @nickjonas and I have for about 8 years :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LittleMix woah slow down girls watch you dont hit tweet limit, youre going crazy with all your tweets #sarcastic :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @little_rowland have fun 😘 As soon as I start and finish this lab report tonight, I'm DONE. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 litty w my next semester classes No class on Fridays and my earliest class is 1:15 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Liv ain't built for this shit like Mellie. Can't swallow all that bullshit that comes with FLOTUS #Scandal #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @livelifebroo I always have two classes in one day besides Mondays & Fridays. I don ' dropped this IPhone too many times tho. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #LiveLikeALegend is out TODAY! Click the link to buy it on iTunes now! You won't regret it! 😁 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Live like SPONGEBOB. Laugh out loud all day without any reason and annoy the mean people with your happiness. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LizzieWatson4 well I wasn't on a bout you anyway and thanks for telling me all about ur amazing holiday #englandsgoodthanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #lluvia #rain I keep moving away from it. Nice move mother nature #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lmao I love being lied to :)) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lmao I'm getting DM's of people threatening me lmao how nice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 lmao I'm tempted but I don't want to get caught #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lmao little do u all know it was the fucking drugs. God I was blessed with a fucking fantastic mother. #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lmao. My friends love me 😄 so 😄damn 😄 much 😄 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 lmao my sister really don't want to get caught up she payed me $5 to not tell him 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 lmao @OMGchad being left alone on the screen and just drinking from his mug with a lil thumbs up. Love it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lmao reminds me when I was stuck babysitting a 19 year old at this concert #sarcasm TrainSen 1 LMAOSHIFOTTAASALOTF : Laughing my ass off so hard i fell of the toilet and accidentally shit a little on the floor. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lmao that's hella sexy!. 😂 #SarcasticTweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lmao when I'm famous nobody's going to make fun of my school pics because they'll be burnt 😂 😭 😭 future fans if I find you have them watch out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LMcIntosh24 thanks for the call back. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lmfao the person who marked my lab report is way too fucking nice 😂. But yay for me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lmfao this is so me #nursingstudentproblems #chemistry #statistics #college #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Load of Liverpool fans behind the Sky Sports reporter, are they not at work? :O #MassiveSurprise #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LOCASHmusic Thanks for the purple Rain and a great time.. Keep rockin ' and writing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Locked myself out of my apartment and don't have a spare key to my car. Happy Monday to me. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 locked out my house for 25 minutes after a hour and a half spin class from hell.. Fantastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Locking Chris out bc he hasn't answered my texts #oops i fell asleep. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Locking your keys in your car at school is the best feeling in the entire world. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LoganJrChef That's ok Logan. I know you're really busy. I hope it was a great day for u & have a goodnight. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LoganMac91 @Nero Maybe because games " journalists/critics " don't actually play games and literally hate games #GamerGate #notyourshield #sarcasm TrainSen 1 L -o -l at school sun up to sun down plus having a job. I'll miss this those bad when I'm in my office bossing interns around. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 lol block me on twitter? im crushed 😂 hahaha #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lol canceled class and 85 on exam... Good start to the day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 lol followers getting up there ntm tho #sarcasm TrainSen 1 LOL getting called uneducated by someone who can't spell'sense ' or'sentence ' #ohdear #sarcasm TrainSen 1 lol glad to see you're doing well #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lol Gonna sleep so great tonight... cause last night 😩 😩 😩. Lol @luvrunr #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lol gotta love when a night of doing homework turns into drinking and looking at Victoria's Secret magazines LOLZ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 LOL HAPPY WEEKEND TO ME #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 lol i just blew at the spider with the hairdryer, it only moved a particle's length and i screamed #sobrave #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lol I just love finding out that people lie to you. #not #k #justtellmebitch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lol I love math but hate my geometry teacher #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lol I'm not sure why I enjoy seeing little kids trip and fall so much 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😩 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 loling at the fact that apple thinks i have 5. 8 extra gigs to download ios8 #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lol I straight up jumped over the railing to get the t-shirt and they were all gonna close in on me until I fucking exploded. It was great. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lol it be so cutee when my baby talks to my belly every night just so she will move 😍 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lol... I wish I had a boyfriend who paid for all my shit. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lol jk, went though hell for the last week for absolutely nothing. So excited for my next cyst! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lol just made a joke about buying my paycheck suuupereffective #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 lol love being ignored 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 lol love missing the bus to do some thing for my sister #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lol @ me crying on my lunch break at a Simmons bank parking lot. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 lol money doesnt buy u happiness but i'll rather cry in my matte black jeep haha #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lol my boyfriend obviously loves me very much. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lol my timehop will be filled with bul for the next 8 months 😁 #yay #not #bag #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lolo Jones has such a delightful attitude and personality #not #DWTS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lolo Jones looks like she is having a great time on #DWTS #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lolol I dont have classes fridays 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 LOL still a few years to wait for this #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lol thanks career lady #not #suckmyass #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lol thanks, I'm a fan of deeper pies, hold the burnt 😂 but yeah this was a fun experience! Thanks for watching! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lol thanks you too and boy oh boy 😭 😭 😭 get fucked up for me.. I been sober for a minute now #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lol this dude commented On yesterday's video and said DCP should kill himself hahah thanks dude I will get right on that #Not hahahaa #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lol this is the first day I've had homework all year really #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lol what a fucking great morning! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lol when people ain talked to in a long time text me I act like I never met them before 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 LOL WOW I just put a new cream on that I was super excited about and NOW I AM COVERED IN HIVES! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lol, you have to love fake friends 😂 😅 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 lol youre such a wonderful friend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LondonbreedAnne I wish I was as nice as you, shoot u got a whole online catering service and shit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Long bus rides after a W are the best 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 long bus rides are also a therapy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Long bus rides got me feeling like @BayshoresBoy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Long bus rides when you are down are the best 😌 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Long bus rides with no charger. 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Long bus rides with no music 😥 😢 😢 😢 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Long naps after school. ♡♡♡ but waking up in a horrible mood... #awesome #sarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Long time ; No see No talk No text No chat with u bes. @RizzyArquiza #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Look at it this way ; if Walmart didn't exist those people could shop ANYWHERE. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 LOOK AT THESE REAL ADS ABOUT REAL THINGS THAT ARE HAPPENING REALLY #sarcasm TrainSen 1 LOOK AT WHAT URBAN OUTFITTERS MADE WOW SO CUTE #not #disgusted #sarcasm TrainSen 1 look daddy! we are taking a selfie while pouring sand on my head yay #guesswhogivesmemybath #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Look Here For Great Advice About Lead Generation - Is lead generation doing nothing more than leaving you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 look i don't wanna be famous for the fame i want to be famous so i can meet other famous people #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Look I'm sorry about your lamp but automatic karate is a serious disease. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Looking after a poorly mr and watching @whufc_official get beat... such a great night #not #coyi #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Looking at old photos and all I can do is laugh, we were so cute #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 looking at old pictures like wow i was a dime #not #braceface #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Looking at your bestfriend and saying, " I'll do it if you do it... " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Looking at your text book and thinking, " What a waste of trees. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Looking back at the past and realizing what a fucking idiot you were. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Looking back I think I should've straightened my hair instead of curling it for homecoming #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Looking better all the time. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 looking for a boy taller than 5 '8 who will take me to parties and punch other boys for me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Looking for a guy with Alzheimer. Gonna try to make him remember me. #not #kidding #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Looking for a stable job with no idea of which perfume to be bought next time. #justeducationthings #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Looking forward to a highly enjoyable few months rehearsing'Torchbearer ' for regional champs... #topbanding #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Looking forward to another meal for one tonight #not #southampton #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Looking forward to catching our stray momma mouser tonight for her " fixing " appointment tomorrow morning... #not #trytryagain #smartcat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Looking forward to going back to work today #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Looking forward to hearing what momma g (Gwyneth ) wants us 'LAM ' students to do over the next two years...? #cantwait #great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Looking forward to school kids going back to school next week - NOT! #trafficjam #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Looking forward to staring at the ceiling until I fall asleep #SomeonePlayWithMe. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Looking forward to the painkiller and all liquid diet #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Looking horrendous all day was definitely worth the half hour extra sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Looking thru FB... Parents with their kids sharing their joy of their school exam results. Im trying to imagine #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Look I see that you love me and would kill for me, but this guy over here barely notices me and has a GF. I'll play the odds. -Woman logic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Look like I'm on death's door, just the look I was going for #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin ' is if you caught me then you were speeding too. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *looks forward to the weekend* *doesn't do anything all weekend * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Looks like Bear is the real MVP.. #not 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 looks like I'll be cleaning out my phone to make room for 25 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Looks like I'll have 4 hours of sleep tonight #cool #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 looks like I'm getting stuck babysitting while my family leaves to go shopping, again #sarcasm TrainSen 1 looks like I'm pulling an all nighter tonight lol gotta love homework! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Looks like Mia is having another STELLAR day. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Looks like today's going to be a good day already! #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Looks like today that pigs might fly #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Looks like we could be in for another goal feast #swfc #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Looks of disappointment at football games are my absolute favorite #sarcasm TrainSen 1 looool i love being left alone in a library #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Looooove getting home for the day at almost 10pm 😳 😩 😭 #not #longday #tosleepigo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 loooove not getting a reply 😍 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Lori_FTW ha! It's very expensive but they'd give their right arm to live in the hamptons I bet! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Losing an argument? Say stuff you can't take back! It works every time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Losing money at the casino is the best feeling ever #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Losing my mind... cleaning at 11pm because I can't sleep lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 losing sleep because of her lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Losing sleep due to over thinking on a nightly basis is linked to high blood pressure, depression and lack of motivation. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 losing sleep for nothinggggg God im so tired #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Losing sleep for someone is love because I loooove sleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Losing sleep over the shooting episode of Grey's 😅 😅 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Losing the best thing that's happened to me like it's my job. #WowImGreat #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 losing what little sleep I should be getting worrying about where my girl is gonna go for the day. So stressed 😞 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Losing your phone is like losing your life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Losing your phone was a bigger deal than losing your virginity #sarcasm TrainSen 1 lost my virginity lost my innocence lost my phone (tweeted from computer ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lost my wallet this morning what a great start to my day #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Loud ass roofers at 7 in the morning + mom blasting music = no sleep for Michael. Yeah fuck all this 😄 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LouiseMensch gee what a nice person you must be #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Louis_Tomlinson @Harry_Styles The same heart and the same mind and the same brain and the same objects because they love one another #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Louis_Tomlinson is awesome listen the album while I do the homework, l #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Louis_Tomlinson let's pretend you don't have a son back in LA that just spent his first halloween without his dad 🙄😗🤔🤐 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Louis was listening to Note to Self and layed his head down in attempt to go to sleep, there's no coincidence #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Louis : Yeah, we're definitely coming back Ok boi but if you lie to me i will find you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love 3v3 hockey. Seeing NHL guys just gassed after a shift is great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love 8am classes #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love accidentally falling asleep at 8pm n being wide awake at 1am :))))) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love a day off tomorrow and currently lying in my double bed catching up on I'm a celeb 😁 Perfect 🐛🕷🐍 😋 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love always being left alone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love always being second choice 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Love_Always_Vee yea but I only took one because I took some allergy medicine #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love a man in a suit. Hot as hell when he goes down on another man's cock. Especially when he's a hot bearded daddy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love and respect others if you think you are only one right you'd probably be left alone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love a post run freezing cold bath. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love a solo Thursday shift #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love been stuck on the crusher #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love being 18 so I can buy everybody else shit bc I don't do drugs 😀 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love being called a hoe for simply saying no and rejecting someone 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love being called a kid and being talked to like I'm 5 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being called a leader #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being called " baby " & referred to as " my girl " ❣ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 LOVE Being Called into Work on My Day Off! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 LOVE being called name that I'm NOT :) :) :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love being called out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being hacked by @Brandonmikek 😘 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love being ignored for 4 days! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being ignored like really fuckin do #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love being ignored! #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being ignored what did I ever do to deserve nobody liking me? At least I got one true friend, @payton_huffman well always be brothers! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being left alone ha ha ha #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being left alone in the hall while people go and sing #loner #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being left alone... Just me and my thoughts #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being left out.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being lied to love having no friends in this god awful place. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being lied to makes me feel super special :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being lied too 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love being Mexican but I be getting yelled at for being too skinny or not wanting to eat or not wearing socks like daaaamn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being no ones mcm:) #sarcasm #itmakesmesad #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being on my own in town and missing the bus and there's a 20 minute wait, great xx #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being replaced #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love being second choice @ellmuff #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being second choice 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being sick😷 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being sick on vacation #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being stressed first thing in the morning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being talked about even though I haven't played in a game in 3 years. Hilarious. Lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being talked about I do 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love being talked about infront of. 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being talked about on notes 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being talked about on Twitter, and then someone putting there two sense in when you don't even know what your talking about 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being talked behind my back #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being talked to like a piece of shit you'll get what you give from now on. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #love being up early after getting no sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being up early and being productive. Feels so much better than sleeping in till 10 or 11 everyday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being up early but I am oh so sleepy ☹ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being up early enjoying a nice cup of coffee #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being up early for a change #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love being up early ☺️. full day ahead #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being up early it's like the World Sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being up early, it's me at my optimum #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being up early on sundays... #wantmybed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being wide awake and not being able to sleep when @GavinWilcox92 is snoring in my ear honest 😔 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love being wide awake at 02:35 x #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being wide awake at 12:18am when everyone else is fast asleep 😳 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love being wide awake at 1 am on a school night #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being wide awake at 2:30 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being wide awake at 2:45 am #jokes #bants 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being wide awake at 3:20am 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being wide awake at 3:40 when I didn't even nap today 😃 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being wide awake at 3 am on game day! Sleeping on the ride over will be nice, until its my turn to drive #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being wide awake at 3am #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being wide awake at 3 in the mornin for no reason 😞 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love being wide awake at 3 in the morning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love being wide awake at 4 am #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love being wide awake at 4 in the morning, absolutely love it 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being wide awake at 5. 05 on a Saturday morning! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love being wide awake at 6am having not slept yet ☺️ ☺️ ☺️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being wide awake at this time feeling absolutely SHITE. Let me sleep 🙍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being wide awake at this time fucking brilliant. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being wide awake at this time, its me favourite #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being wide awake at this time on a Sunday 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being wide awake at this time! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love being wide awake every night when I have an 830 the next day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being wide awake it's really nice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being wide awake when a need to get up at half six #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being wide awake with Jay at 4 in the morning 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being yelled at by religious zealots #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love being yelled at like I'm 6 years old 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 LOVE being yelled @for when I need help #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love bein up at this time goin work #not #12shiftcomeatme #traininaswelltonight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @love_bender01 I was hoping classes were cancelled ;) unfortunately now we go to class in fear haha #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love $ = BIG problem You don't have to have $ to love $ 1Tim 6:10 -love of money is the root of all evil - some coveted & erred from the faith #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love breakfast but hate being up early enough to make it? Watch our new #video! Make -ahead #breakfast casserole #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love cleaning the barn. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love coming back from work to a ton of fuckin homework. Greaaaat. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love coming home after work and doing homework. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love cramming in homework at the last minute #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love crying before a vb game #myfavorite #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @lovedbylashon I CHOOSE to honor my husband #NOT because I am weak BUT because I am strong #Mycrazylifeasanavywife #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Love_Desi3108 dont retweet... type it and tweet... coz retweets dont count.. only tweeting does #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love doctors... what do you really treat? I don't see anybody marry their 1st love #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love doesn't see the intensity of your love, it just see the hardness of your sneeze! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love dressing up for games #not 😩 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Loved singing last night for my Italian American family, nothing like jazz to let out some of your blues ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Loveeeeee when girls talk shit about me 😂 😂 😂. Pretty funny honestly. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love family arguments #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love feeling like I'm gonna puke #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love for satan the unmaker his love promise of gold as love fades you are left alone, in this all big world left to face the unknow, #fate #sarcasm TrainSen 1 LOVE four hours naps. DO NOT love being wide awake rn 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love Freddie being wide awake at this time of night #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love getting an early night.. & being wide awake at 12. 30am 😏 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love getting called into work on my day off! #not 😠 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love getting home from work knowing that in less than 8hours you're getting up to go back there again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love getting in the car and getting yelled at for no fucking reason :-)) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love getting into bed tired then being wide awake #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love getting told that I'm a bitch and I need to get out of he house. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love getting updates on how long people are having to wait for iOS8 to download. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love getting up early #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love getting up early to study the types of body tissues. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love getting up for work when the suns rising and coming home when it's setting 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love getting yelled at by my managers for nothing :-) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love getting yelled at for doing nothing wrong but okay mom ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love getting yelled at #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love going on snapchat after a party or night out and seeing my amazing dancing and singing #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love going out in public in my school uniform #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love going to bed like this 😊 #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love going to class right after a work out. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love going to sleep like this #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love going to work in a bad mood #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love/hate relationship with morning classes, wake up so early but yet have the rest of the day free #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love having 5 minutes between classes all the way across campus from each other 😊 #not #lateAF #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love having a bedtime every night! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love having a great sales day at work ☺️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love having an allergy reaction 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love having an F in geometry :-) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love having a regular convo. with #Dell #CustomerService, I have sooo much time to do that... #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love having a sneeze fit right before casts! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love having car problems #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love having no phone! #not #screwthis #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love having problems w my baby 😕😪 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love hearing drunk stories of me lol #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love hearing people having sex upstairs #Not #uni #life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love hearing screamo blasting outside my window 😍 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love hearing that I'm " second best " in your eyes #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love hearing the construction noise right beside our #office windows #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love helping @AbramskiJosh with geometry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love hen I'm in a good mood and someone ruins it. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love how Aaron Rodgers applauded for calling out jerks during moment of silence at game yet nothing is said about Turkey & " God is Great " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love how Alexis actually takes time to do his homework and makes sure I don't have any #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love how Carls has my back when something goes down #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love how he texts me on his own. #Subtweet? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love how I can't even sleep in anymore #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love how kids introduce themselves like " hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read " ya cool i didnt ask for ur life story asshole #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love how me and my mom get in an argument and all of a sudden she cares about my schoolwork lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love how my dad just randomly cares that I'm dating someone! alright dad! you win the best father of the year award! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love how my parents start arguments with me over bs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love how my parents think it is hilarious to scare an prank me... 😖😐 #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love how my plans never work out 😄 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love how people are mad at cam newton for celebrating after scoring a touchdown, but Greg hardy is not being talked about after beating. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love how u care #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love how when I come home after a 12 hr shift babe has already washed dishes, swept, vacuumed, & left me a sweet note before he had work 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love hunting for a job #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love in the dark is really good #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love in the dark is so good and I don't even like Adele that much #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love in the dark is sooooooooo good #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love is a two way street but you have to be careful because women can't drive. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love is a weird thing like you just pick a human and you're like yes i like this one i'll let this one ruin my life forever #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love is cleaning your boyfriend's room and bathroom because he's still sick with bronchitis for the second week in a row 💑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love Is Falling Asleep Dreaming 😴 Of The One That Makes You Smile And Waking Up Smiling 😊 About The One You Dream Of #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love is friendship set to MUSIC. " THIS FEELS! sorry cant move on eh! :D #ALDUBRunAway #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love is halding hands in thezstreet. Marriage is holding arguments in the street. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love is just a wild emotion that can flare up during the good times and die during the bad. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love is like a beach ball at a rock concert. I's fun for the people that get to be a part of it and just plain annoying for everyone else. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love is like a Hot Pocket : If you rush into it, you're bound to get burned #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love is so cute I'm gunna puke #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love " is so much easier to say than " incurably agonizing and soul-crushing codependence. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love istholding hand in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love is very strong.. It can remove tears, fears & even underwears. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love it! Is Joe The Most Interesting Man in the World? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love it lma my bae forces me to wake up cause he's missing me ★ 😌 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love.. its a missing puzzle piece waiting to be found and when you do find it you can finally figure out the picture life has to show you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love it : some historians whine abt being called " communal " in the same letter in which they manage to sound communal #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love it when @abbiewilkinson7 @abbtweets me and then deletes it. #not #bitch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love it when a female pulls off a nice little fuckface. Osati looking lookin like you tryna puke out a penis that's stuck in your throat. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love it when I can't sleep #NOT 😡 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love it when I pay for my hair and makeup and the have to go home & fix it bc it looks like a dying of a disease #not #stressful #at #all #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love it when I sneeze while brushing my teeth #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love it when me and my sister walk out of our rooms basically wearing the exact same thing #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love it when my 1st appt is late... just sets my whole day up right. #sarcastictweet #hairstylistproblems @Stylist_Problem #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love it when my clients are as amazing as this org-check out the awesome work of the Great Ape Heart Project #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love it when my hair is covered in plaster #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love it when ppl just assume shit #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love it when shit goes down and I'm the cause 😈 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love it when someone else is getting yelled at and its not you this time 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love it when the Internet goes down and I can't do anything 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love it when thunder wakes me up at 830 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love just now getting home & starting my 5 hours of homework :)) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love knowing how much you care! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love listening to old fellas in the pub discussing the pros and cons of carpet #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love listening to @thisisheart on my night shift, makes the night go quicker! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love love love being called cutie 😋😌 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love love love being second choice! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love love love puking #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love love love working with schools to improve safety for kiddos with food allergy! #foodallergy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love love still being wide awake at 5am #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love lying in bed at night and feeling my sweet little baby move around 😍💙👶 #17weekslefttogo #DanielAllen #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lovely story for a dark time. This is how it's supposed to be between all good people. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love making awkward eye contact with people in the dining hall 😊... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love Manchester 😁 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love means never being able to like another girl's selfie on Instagram ever again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love meeting parents for the first time #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love me like you do! 🎼🎵🎼 love me like you do! What do you waiting for?! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 LOVE missing the bus and having to wait an hour #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love missing the bus by oNE FUCKING MINUTE SO NOW I HAVE TO WAIT 30 MORE MINUTES #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love missing the bus & having to wait an hour for the next in the freezing fucking cold 😡😲 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love missing the bus #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love my family #youcanalldie #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love my job bc an 8 hour shift feels like an 8 minute shift #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love my job but kinda ready to start clinicals in January so I can really do what I have my heart set on 🏥 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love NBA on TNT Thursday night. Nothing like kicking back on the couch and watching the last of the game. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love never having classes on Fridays. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love night time clinicals, hate being wide awake after #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love not being able too sleep anymore... #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love not being able to watch the wings game and seeing pav score because I'm stuck babysitting kids I don't even like #sarcasm TrainSen 1 LOVE not getting a reply 😊 😊 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love only being talked to when you want something 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love picture day when I'm sick! I must look absolutely fabulous 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love randomly being wide awake at 4:15am mind 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lover boy fell asleep last nigh my and so did I so I didn't get to wake up to him, but tonight's the do over lol #CantWait #MissedHim #Baby #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love reading while sitting on the bus/lrt! Missing the bus this morning is now worth it! #icyroads and #baddrivers #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love ringing the doctors and getting told to ring back Monday morning instead of making me an appointment... FAB! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 loves a 22 min wait for a bus #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Loves a 3:00am wake up for work #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Loves a 5 o clock finish #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love seeing you first thing in the morning... #not #fuckyou #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love shit stirrers me #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love sitting at the doctors rooms... #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love sitting here day off not doing anything #not at least I got my #new #glasses #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love sitting in class soaked #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love sneezing & having snot come out of my nose 😄 😄 😄 😄 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love spending my day in Urgent Care 😍 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love spending my lunch break in the post office #whatajoke #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love spending nights in with Lewis while he watches football and ignores me #topboyfriend #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love stapling and folding like 3000 letters on Mondays 😊 😊 😊 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love starting the day off with really good tunes, that GIDDY EXCITEMENT gives me a good way to measure everything else that day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love staying up till 11:15 doing @BrenengenH homework 😊 😊 😊 ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love taking a nap early on in the day and almost sleeping through the night, but then waking up and not being able to go back to sleep #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love that I can't register for any classes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love that I know so many independent women that say they can handle anything. Unless it's scheduling a doctors appointment. 😂 #ForeverYoung #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love that I placed an order with @amazon 4 days ago and it still has yet to ship. Such impressive service! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @lovethat_kiwi we had so much fun even though I ended up sore and burnt and bruised 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 LOVE that my face is gunna be swollen tomorrow for picture day... #not 😡 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love that my last summer night is spent reading #nerdstatus #procrastination #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love that my phone freezes -_- #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love that Perron shift. Set the tone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love that the only drama I have is choosing between Grey's Anatomy or homework. You know who the winner is. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love that the soccer game last night got announced #HampshireProbs @HampshireProbs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love that way my water bottle spills in my bag n ruins half my jotters/notes etc #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love the allergist.. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 LOVE the battery life on this phone. never charged my phone all day, woke up on 100% & just made it to 10%. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love the craft show because we get a day off on Friday. #sckidsknow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love the doctors! #not 😔 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 LOVE the fact that I'm still here, doing nothing when I could be at home sleeping or doing my homework 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love the fact that we don't let arguments or disagreements come between us ❤ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love the night shift cause everything's slow Hate the night shift cause everything's slow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love the political advice on Twitter. #getinformed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love the possibility of weekend work. Its what gets me up on a Friday morning! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love these fire alarms #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love these people! I don't have the exact number, but I'd guess we served something like 100 -150 people today. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love the sound of fish spurs on the way to my 8AM. #not #loosingit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love the way my plans never work out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love this app to get all the right answer on geometry homework #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love this idea for a little project with the kids. Simple and fun to do and guaranteed no biscuits will be burnt #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love this move by last night. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love this thing you do and that's when you don't text me back. 😍 ❤️ #gawdiloveit #bestfeelingever #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love to be left alone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love to find pics of me! (not my pic ) Thanks Lizzy, just what I needed after a bunch of Chinese #not #feelingsick #whatarebestfriendsfor #il #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love to hate to love to sneeze #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love too get yelled at by dance mums #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love to see BC get knocked down a few pegs, but if I have to have one more ND football event crammed down my throat I'll puke. #BCvsND #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love us on Twitter? Come and see us on Facebook too! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love waiting at the doctors for 30 minutes... 😁 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love waiting long periods of time for people #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love waking up and watching your snapchats your fucking amazing @bretmanrock... BITCH hahaha #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love waking up at random times #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love waking up from a nap and being wide awake the rest of the night 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love waking up insanely early on my day off for doctors appointments ((: #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love waking up in the middle of the night! #fml #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love waking up super early #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love waking up to angry work email. #SarcasticTweet #itsmydayoff #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love waking up to dig puke piles in the morning! #loveit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love waking up to puke 😷 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love waking up to this... 😒 😒 ✋ 😴 😴 #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love waking up to this. 😊 #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love walking a mile to class #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love walking in my door and getting yelled at the second I get home #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love walking through your cloud of cigarette smoke. Why buy my own pack when I can just inhale yours? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love walking to class in the pouring rain ☔️ #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when Bryan favs my tweets but doesn't answer my texts #not 😡 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love when bryce drives me to school so i can have an extra half hour of sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when couples keep their business lowkey & off social media. Then you see them in person & they're just so happy with each other. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when Dalton is on my computer and makes a post about a girl he likes and makes me look like a lesbian. #ThanksBuddy #Not 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when doctora gives 282828 hours of homework for 4 points #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when getting up at 9am is now considered a nice lie in! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when Grey's has all the doctors talking personal issues when there are injured firefighters everywhere. Not a good episode #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when I come home and it's no food or snacks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 LOVE when I don't get paid when I'm supposed to #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love when im putting mascara on and i sneeze #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when I'm the only person to show up to practice #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when I see the same exact tweet tweeted by like every single twitter account #not #really #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when I tell Francis to not fall asleep and to hang out with me but minutes later he's fucking asleep. 😐 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love when it's my siblings getting yelled at & not me 😇 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when keek spills her whole water on me at dinner #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when kids say they can beat me but when it goes down I win 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when middle aged men wink at me when I'm bagging their groceries #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when my alarm doesn't go off. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when my boyfriend remembers me after the game is over and his friends go home #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when my mom and brother both snapchat me gloating about going out to breakfast while I'm in class #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when my phone calls don't get answered 😡 #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when my phone goes down from 46% to 24% in a second #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when my professor turns English class into history... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when my shift gets changed so I can't go to McMaster open house #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when my shorts ride up at the gym and you can see my skort tan line #not #oreolegs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when my sister's water spills on my pants 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when Niamh retweets everything #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when people ask me for homework because it's pretty much my only incentive to actually do my homework 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when people burn incense in the halls and my whole room smells like it 😁 😒 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when people don't reply to important messages #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when people run on the treadmill above me as I'm about to go to bed #not #gotobed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when people talk about the vets and the elderly to support their argument to refuse refugees, as if they gave 2 shits about them ever. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when people try to use me for rides #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when people waste my time! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when the fire alarm goes off in the building I have class in... and it's raining... #justmyluck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when the Internet goes down at work! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when theres no Edgware trains from Tottenham Court Road so I need to change at Camden Town. Just what I want at rush hour #not #tfhell #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when you don't have two minutes to send me a quick text #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love when you get an A on a paper/ test & your grade moves up. 01% & if you get a bad grade on something your grade goes down like 500% :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when you're sick and everything tastes like cardboard! #sarcastictweet #sickprobs 😷 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love when your water bottle spills in your backpack and gets all of your school work and laptop and chargers wet 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love working my NextGen classes and seeing the amazing things they're learning! #rrisdtech #rrisd #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love working on my last day of summer. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love working out at the gym when it's pouring rain it sounds so majestic. #HappyPlace #Home #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love working out with Melanie in the morning. Starts the day off right :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love you even though you yelled at me 😂 @ The Knight's Pub #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 love yourself girl or nobody will. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 LOVE YOU 💙 you were the only person missing today 😪 but I'll see you soon! 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 loving life #HA #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Loving someone who doesn't love you back is like hugging a cactus. The tighter you hold on. The more it hurts. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Loving the great conversation over lunch #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Loving these migraines that wake me up in the middle of the night #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Loving this fog on my drive to school #not #solate 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lovin this new rock hard mattress.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LowCrimeRates Imposter! I was Hoping you were fluent. I was gon ask u to make me a soothing sounds sleep tape in spanish sayin sexy shit! 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Low key glad my phone broke so I don't have to deal with ya bitch ass #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lowkey love love LOVE getting yelled at 😊 I know you care. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Low key scared to start school cause I fucking hate school lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @lrhcrystal fuck yeah right that is so jam i be blasting it every time it comes on #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @lricky42 well you're friendly this morning... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LSUCampusLife Hey y'all! We teach sushi classes on campus & would love to come to Baton Rouge. See website 4 info #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LucasS haha it was hilarious. She normally hates getting wet but was a good way to cool her down. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lucky me #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Lucky. When I'm not dealing with her I'm stuck babysitting all night. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @luibaby_ I was telling Sis that I don't wanna go to Aunty Dees anymore cause I'll be stuck babysitting by myself since you ain't coming 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Luke5SOS your legs are better looking than my entire body. Not fair 😳 ❤ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LukeBryanOnline I'm sorry but if your Diesel is Knocking there is something wrong. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LukeFriendMusic it's raining in Ireland again, surprise surprise #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Luna's like a futuristic version of the Third Reich. Now that would make an interesting paper. Too bad I don't study literature anymore. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @lupefiasshole : I fuck wit anyone who fucks wit me " rt #Not everybody doe #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LuvBuffaloSport You are correct. Twitter is my venting medium. It's also my license to ill without repercussions. IDGAFF what I say here #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Luv waking up early to go to doctors offices #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Luv walkin up 20 flights of stairs just 2 get 2 work.. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 lying bitches r my fave #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Lynndear73 I am utterly lost with that line up tonight! Nice to see we have width at last #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Lynnlunscarlet No me neither #not tasty xx #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @lyssas315 @emvcruz must suck working on the weekend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @lyssbobyss14: Love going to bed like this 😊 #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @lyss_valentine but have a great day doing nothing with your life 😘 😘 😘 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Lyzzurd the weekend I'm moving it would rain 😭 😭 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @LZZYHALE music is everything to me and theres nothing like being at a live show. when i was younger i dreamed of being up on the stage #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @machinegunkelly I was born in Vegas ;) #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @maddow how can you give wikileaks a voice when you can't proof that they are telling the truth, it could be all lies #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @maddow if Trump is a non issue and can't possibly win why do you cover him every night? because your scared or making money of his name. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @maddow I hear they are excellent farmers. Obama 4 more years #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Madea is #not funny too me. What's so ever 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Made fun of James for burning himself & not even 5mins later I burnt the shit out of my finger... karma's a bitch lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @madeintheAEM I'm glad u look out for me (aka try and make me cry because your a little bitch ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MadeleineDaviez @kittyy_ss @allimarieschur i can't watch it yet cuz im in class but that baby wipe jellybean was fantastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Made my parents sit down and watch my snails with me for a half hour before they went to sleep and I think they've concluded I'm nuts #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Made with love by our life skills classes 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Madi_Howell24 shout out to the sweetest girl i know! hahahaha #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @maditrees enjoy not listening to anything else for about 3 years #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @madwint is annoying she think she knows my LYFE #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @maeveee13 that's really beautiful it made me cry a bit... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @maggeschwarz47 yess! I can't wait to babysit them ☺️ if you let me 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ma__ggie and I made snapchats of us pretending to drink the alcohol emojis at the same time #ESP #twins #missyouiguess #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Magna_Karta Dark sky Paradise and DWMTM are both good albums. Probably top 5 this year #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MailOnline Ever think that might offensive to people in other countries! Stop throwing this in people's faces. Not at the Olympics 👎🏼 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MailOnline if he is a leftie it will be some kind of art etc etc if it le pen supporter oh dear only gulitine will suffice? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MailOnline I wrote that before I read it.. I'm getting good at this guessing who done it thing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Major thanks to the Spurs fan who pulled me out of the middle of a crowd of West Ham fans at work when the police fucked up today #COYS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #MakeAFilmWayTooCheery Kill Bill with kindness #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Make any conversation awkward by pulling out and starting a stopwatch without saying why you're doing it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Make a random stranger's day by walking up to them and saying " This isn't real. You have to wake up " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Make crying fun by pretending your tears are two friends racing each other down a water slide. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Make fun of Kim Kardashian's name choice for North West if you want, but that baby is going straight to the top. And slightly to the left. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 make it rain " is the only appropriate reply when you are asked if you want one more Tuborg. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @makenzyk53 if ya say so ;) #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Makes it hard to talk to anyone and make new friends... I have like, 4 and three of them hate each other... so yay for awkward conflicts #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Makes my day so much better to @c2c_Rail problems again for almost 6th day in a row #sarcastictweet #stressedout #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Make sure you don't get caught out in the rain with this @CastelliCycling gear available in store. #cycling #pershore #sarcasm TrainSen 1 make sure you fuck my #wet pussy good #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Make sure your speakers are on... : #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Make sure you take a really long time to text me back. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 makeup is annoying and so are bras, hair brushes, and clothes just being a girl is annoying im 2 lazy 4 this #sarcasm TrainSen 1 making a joke in front of a ton of people and having them all crack up is one of the most beautiful feelings you'll ever feel don't deny #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Making dinner will definitely feel fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Making faces to a random baby when their parents aren't looking. Retweet if you have ever done this. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Making friends solely based on our shared interest in sarcasm. Basically going to be best friends. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Making fun of people makes you look so cool #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Making legal money isn't as fun as hella blood money and having extra to spend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Making muffins to release my frustration #sarcasm TrainSen 1 making posts bot me... awww. n bed hoping? me? one year ive been with antonio and darryl. im not ashamed! shit both was the shit lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Making progress with this research paper! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Making someone smile is probably one of the best feelings. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 making such good use of my time off this morning. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 making typos in tweets is sooo great #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Making up a whole story in your head, and hoping one day it will actually happen. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 making weird faces in pictures because it's better to look ugly on purpose #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @mallloryyyyy oh man nobody has ever told me that, that was good. 🙎 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MalloriColvin yes I love being dead my whole shift 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Managed to finagle my schedule next semester to have only 1 class mon/weds at 1245 & no classes again on Fridays 😭 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Manan_13 someone is remembering you ;) #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @mandaa_86 I know that silly, but it's nothing like whatever they have in Texas lol. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @mandersonmsp84 @amandaclelland @fenchurchly I don't understand why ppl can't leave each other alone. I love a good argument but if my #sarcasm TrainSen 1 man flu'd out ma nut! long week and working the weekend. Cant wait #not But to be fair i may be part of an #sarcasm TrainSen 1 man fuck that we both gettin wet we in this shit together The pussy had to be good for bro to do this #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @mangouji it is tbh And I love the band teacher honestly he's great AND I'M GETTING CREDITS FOR DOING NOTHING LIKE?!?!? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Man hell no! She look like a wet cat on purpose all the time Bonnie another frank I thought she was the good one #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Man I just LOVE being second choice 24/7 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 man i KNEW i shouldn't have started Marcus Mariota in 1 of my leagues... i was hoping these 2 shit teams would have a fkn shootout #wrong #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Man I look good on snapchat #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Man I love arguments #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Man i love being able to not fall asleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 man I love being second choice all the damn time! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Man i love English... #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Man, I love Halloween. I can get free candy without going into a van! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 man I love it when people don't reply to my snapchats #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 man, i love katie. if one of us goes down, we both go down. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Man I love not working on Fridays #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Man I love school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Man I love SCPA, good luck to both juniors and seniors tomorrow! My love goes to both classes :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Man I really love how smoky it is today 😅😷 #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Man i seriously love coming home from work Thursdays and catching up on #ColliderJediCouncil #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Man i swear i suck on being sweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Man my dad just pulled the gayest shit ever #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mannn I sure know how to pick em lol #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 man oh man I love geometry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Man, Robinson Cano could be the laziest MVP ever #bigtimesarcasm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Man, school work and extracurricular activities mix together so well! 😅 #lol #jk #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Man sleeping in is such a chore #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MansoorGeoNews #not the vips but the culture #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Man, the disappointment of going to one of your favorite stores during a big sale and leaving with nada. 😪 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Manwich Mondays numbers have exploded over the last month. We have gone from 8 -10 to 50 -55! It's great working #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Many people are shocked when they find out I'm not a licensed electrician. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Marching band should be fun today. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Marcocalcio22 but remember bro " Italian Football is getting worse every year "... #YeahRight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @marcusbrig Richard Stilgoe once asked me for MY autograph. " For his wife " ( #Yeahright ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MarcusButler cough how dare u put cimorelli in your Try not to cringe #5 video cough im unstanning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MarcusButler if I can see through the water then I am both but if I can't then I'm a pool person #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MarcusButler you HAVE to listen to this! I know you love this song... #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Mariah1Caitlin 😂 I mean, I could try but I only do well when I'm upset! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MariahCarey @EmpireFOX whats it like not to have any worries??to refuse $$ when you have more than you will ever need... #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @mariamend0za_ YOUR HIGH OFF GEOMETRY PROBLEMSSSSS CUZ U LOVE HAWKS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MarieJeffriesNZ nope, hoping for a new direction #not National #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @marilynmanson Great cover of #Nirvana's cover of Lead Belly's " Where Did You Sleep Last Night? " Where'd you sleep last night? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mario is definitely homeless. He wakes up every day wearing the same clothes, runs around in sewers, beats up people for their money #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @marissa_skow wish I was there right now #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @marixoxx Maurice is hurting he's dumb excited 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @markerjparker arguments that first coin toss should count, others arguing for a second and some for best of three! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @mark_heritage : Lovely hair #DinnerDate " it's a Brazilian blow dry #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MarkJPHood @NBCTheVoice you were my favorite to win it all :( you are so talented! Every disappointment is a blessing! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MarkSchauer throwing everything at the wall and seeing if anything sticks. #classymove #not @onetoughnerd #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mark your calendar for this fantastic event with a dynamic speaker. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MarleyB13 i have to finish my whole notebook this weekend because I suck at life 😂 so bummed right now about to get my ass to work 😔 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Marriage is just texting each other, " do we need anything from the grocery store? " a bunch of times till one of you dies. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 marriage is kinda weird though because it's like ‘i love you, lets get the law involved so you can't leave " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in. Those inside are desperate to get out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Marriage is like the IKEA of relationships. Easy to walk into, confusing to piece together and difficult to exit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Marriage is not always the answer lol #not -for -everyone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Marriage is something you should pay for and divorce should be free. You might think twice before buying into it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Marriage teaches you forgiveness, compromise and tons of other things you wouldn't need if you'd stayed single #sarcasm TrainSen 1 marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Marty is being a bitch about coming to Albany this weekend like suck it up I just want to see just for 5 minutes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Martynw34 you can never over expose a sport I'm sure the bdo players would give their right arm to have as much tv exposure #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @marykatehigley im so sorry, that is a great loss. WAIT SIKE it was such a bad class ((rather than the selfie stick )) your very lucky #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MaryMcDorg oh blood tests are no fun :-/ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mary Poppins was just called Mary before she got into breakdancing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Maryy_Bennettt i love her so much. i miss her when i go to my classes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @mashable Great she'll use a magic wand to wish ISIS away a la Harry Potter. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 math exam tomorrow yay.! im so excited #sarcasm TrainSen 1 MATH = Mental Abuse To Humans. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Math Problem : A smalltown girl boards a train leaving South Detroit at midnight. If she doesn't stop believing, how long is her Journey? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Maths is on. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Math : The only place where people buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MattGourley @MattMira The best part of Spectre was when M + Q C but that was way more algebra than I expected to do after high school. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @mattvensel Nike is real credible when it comes to children. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @mawmawshelley I hope you are not getting the COUGH I have coughed all day long/ can " t wait until tonite/// #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @maxathrillion sweet snapchats #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MaximumTamarkin max why are you always so #mean and #sarcastic to me all I want is #love #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Max is a fucking dickhead now, his mom's a retarded fuck and elizabeth is meeting laurie wow this show is getting better #Not 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @maxlangridge Hi Matt, May I use your burnt turkey image for a fun giveaway I am doing around Thanksgiving fails? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @maxwellfacee said no girl ever #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Maxylobes I would love to not fall asleep before Fatal frame streams lol. Did you finish the game yet? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Maybe if i changed my name to टमाटर or लौकी my parents would spend money on me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 maybe if i stop getting my hopes up ill quit being disappointed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Maybe if I tilt my head to the side I can understand English - dogs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 maybe if school didn't start 7am I wouldn't be late everyday idk #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Maybe I'll finally sleep tonight! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 maybe i need jesus okok thats a lil far #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Maybe I should just quit school and be a truck driver... heard a pretty convincing ad on pandora today #yeahright #nursingforlife #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Maybe it's sadism, maybe it's the new @dhbsport gear, but #cycling in sideways rain this last few days has been really enjoyable #rule9 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Maybe just maybe I'll be able to sleep tonight 😴 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 maybe nobody likes you because you're a bitch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Maybe she's born with it. Nah yanno what I think that's an Instagram filter... #nofilter #instagram #bornwithit #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Maybe some miracle will happen and school will get cancelled then I won't have to work! #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Maybe the doctors tomorrow will give me inspiration for my composition gotta love the life of been a music student 😂 🎹🎺 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Maybe the meaning of love is just having someone that's willing to put up with your bullshit all the time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Maybe the new U2 album Apple is forcing on us will be on iOS8 😂 😂 😂 #hopeful #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Maybe these hospitals in Austin, tx aren't contacting me because they're speechless by my resume & not because I live in MD. #YEAHRIGHT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Maybe this will keep people out of my office! #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 May be time to get in shape. Halfway up this flight of stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Maybe you should eat makeup so you will be pretty on the inside too. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 may i have your attention please ok thank you some attention is all i wanted #sarcasm TrainSen 1 May this #Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you and your dear once. Gift your love ones now from our store. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 May your daily meltdown be less public, drug-addled, and cartoonishly insane than Amanda Bynes's. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 May your Monday be as swift and merciful as an execution. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MC5Elizabeth maybe if ya didn't bitch and roll ur eyes so much ya could've won #not #secondplaceislastplace #LOSSER #phillybeatsny 😂 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 McDonald's should have a 3rd window, where you can trade in all the wrong shit they gave you at the second window. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @mchernandez10 I have the best algebra 2 teacher in the world 😊 1st place out of 23 😏 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 mdconald's does actually serve breakfast after 10:30 if u bring a gun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : *about to cry* friend : are u ok? me : of course i am! im 100% fine wow how about you? if you need anyone to talk to, im here for you! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : *Accidentally thinks about something awkward I did three years ago. Me : *no no no no no no no no no no no no no no nO NO.. NO NOo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : *acts out fake arguments in the shower just in case someone wants to start shit with me in the future * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : actually reads and takes great notes on the one chapter we don't have a test on in APUSH Me : dies internally #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *me after a haircut* me : i love it! me : it's different me : it's not that bad me : OMG WHY! me : WHERE IS MY HAIR? me : THEY CUT OFF TOO MUCH! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me after I'm done ignoring someone : hey, sorry, I just got your text #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me after just cleaning my room : Wow I am never letting my room get messy again! The next day : Has anyone seen my bed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me and @fuckin__fag__ someday when we broke and need a job 😭 😭 😭 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 #FreeMyNigga #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me and @RealSlimShaneyy are picking up the Spanish language 😅🇪🇸 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me and some other people outside our algebra class just had a heart to heart and then wished each other the best of luck on this exam. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me and steven both get off at 12am and come home to no food. we need to fix this lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me a nerd? Haha no, I'm just making sure I don't end up working at McDonald's with you in the future. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 mean girls will always be the most quotable movie of all time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me & @Anna_conda16 are okay! Just a little argument 😂 😘 but I still love her #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Meanwhile it is 2:40am, raining, and i am outside because the fire alarm went off. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me as a girlfriend : " feed me " " pay attention to me " " love me " " why do u hate me " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me asking if you want anything from Starbucks is my way of telling you I am going to be very, very late #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me at school : Can you stop talking because I don't care. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me at school : " I'll work on this at home. " Me at home : " I'll work on this at school. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me At School : No really I am smart, I just don't feel like doing this #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me + Bed = Best couple ever. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me being pee shy is so bad that I literally couldn't go until the bitch left the bathroom. #notok #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me being rude : Shut the f *ck up. Me being polite : Please shut the f *ck up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : better check my phone for texts from friends me : *checks phone* me : better get some friends #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : Breathes. Mom : I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : " Can I go to the bathroom? " Teacher : " What for? " Me : " To open the chamber of secrets. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : *does 1 out of the 10 things I need to do* me : wow I'm really on top of things, I'm gonna treat myself and take a 10 hour break #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : *Does nothing all day* Me : " I'm so tired " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : does nothing for five days me : today is a " me " day I deserve it I need to relax #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : do I look crusty? Sister : yeah Me : wtf nae you're supposed to lie to me 😑 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : " do you know how to do vertical and horizontal stretches in algebra? " Tom : " no. I literally thought you meant actual stretching. " #notom #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : *drops phone* Headphones : I got you bro #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : *eats something unhealthy* also me : if I drink a lot of water it'll be ok #sarcasm TrainSen 1 meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever #sarcasm TrainSen 1 meeting your friend's bf for the 1st time like hello i'm the coauthor of all the text messengers you received. we should get along fine #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Meet our fucking lovely first lady! #SoProud #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me every morning : Don't wake me up up up up up up Don't wake me up up up up up up Don't me up up up up up up Don't wake me up Don't wake me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me every second of everyday : " I'm hungry. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me flirting : if you were a cheeto you'd be a hot cheeto #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me flirting : I hate a lot of people but i don't hate you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : " FUCK YEAH we have a substitute teacher! Sub : " SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT DOWN! " Me : " Oh shit... " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @meganheneghanx3 hahahaha I need to calm down sure :P #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MeganKangas our upstairs neighbors are elephants galore... It's rough #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Megan_Rene6279 lol i have a reputation to keep up 😂 #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mega shark vs giant octopus. How did this film not win an oscar #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me getting dressed before school :I sit down for 20 minutes without a shirt on thinking about the reasons I hate school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @meghan_kat Love that the High Prairie Tourism Commissioner claims that the ONLY reason ppl visit East Coast is to hear our accents! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me, going for a long car ride : yes I can listen to so much music #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : goodnight moon :) moon : should've been saying goodnight 5 hours ago its 4am asshole get your life together #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MegumyBear YOU'RE TOO GOOD OMG I LOVE BEING YELLED AT I YELL AT EVERYONE ELSE TOO I'M GLAD I HAVE A YELLFRIEND NOW you're too cute omggg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @megynkelly has a heart for @donnabrazile now but was crucifying the woman when asking questions #KellyFile #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @megynkelly I’m really disappointed in you. I used to love watching you. Now you’re an ugly person with a ugly attitude. Ugly inside and out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @megynkelly @POTUS no worries a white person will soon occupy the White House racist " &)(,! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @megynkelly watching CNN attempt to discredit TRUMP is becoming hilarious as their attacks are so so foolish, illogical, and irrelevant #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @megynkelly what Russians? @CNN knew brazile gave the info to the crook!! If it was @realDonaldTrump that did this the world would be over #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : *hears laughing from 49262 miles away* me : i know theyre laughing at me i just know it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : Hey dude I banged your mom Friend : dude my moms dead. Me : hmm, that explains why she wasn't moving so much. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : hey. In my mind : omg did I really just send that, what if I'm annoying them, I really should stop, they hate me, omg I'm so embarrassed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime crush : no me : wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : Hey Miley guess what? Miley : What? Me : Chicken butt #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : Hi Crush : Hi Me : I'm sorry. I know I said hi, but I wasn't really prepared for any follow-up conversation. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : How much is this poster of this sexy man? Sales Clerk : That's a mirror, sir. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : hush little laptop dont you cry mommas gonna find you some more wifi #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : I am actually so happy with my life right now for once. Life : Lol, hold on. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : I can't eat anymore, I'm full. Food : Eat me. Me : Ok. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore... me : and you know what else? [2000 word rant ] #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : *ignores messages from 50 people* me : *sulks about the one person who won't message me back * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : i hate her person : me too THIS IS HOW FRIENDSHIP STARTS GUYS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : I have no filter. Friend : You really don't, you didn't have to call me a dumbass earlier. Me : I mean I have no coffee filter, dumb #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile*takes photo* me : oh thats why #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : i have to eat healthier me : *eats 7 pizza slices* me : i'll start tomorrow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : " I have to tell you this story about - " *starts laughing* *deep breath* " Ok, there was this... " *starts laughing * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : i just did 5 squats why am i still fat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : I just got stabbed I'm bleeding everywhere call an ambulance Guy : Awh :( that sucks! I wish I could be there to cuddle with you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : I like that... Me : *looks at price tag*... Me : I don't like that anymore. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : " I love u. " Her : " Awww really? " Me : " Yeah, It's my favorite vowel. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : I'm actually so happy right now. Life : lol oh hold on just one minute. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : i'm finally happy life : lol no just wait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : I'm going to be healthy Breakfast : fruit Lunch : sandwich Dinner : salad Midnight snack : large pizza, mac & cheese, a gallon of ice cream #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : I'm gonna lose weight. Me : I'm gonna exercise every day. Me : I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it. Me : Is that cake? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : im happy*thinks about life for 3. 5 seconds* me : im sad #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes me : wakes up may 22, 2098 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : i'm so lonely person : hey me : leave me alone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me in class : I actually get this Me doing homework : What the fuck Me taking the quiz : What the fuck Me taking the test : What the fuck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me in class : I'll finish this at home me at home : I'll finish this in class #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : I need to get an A on this test me : *doesn't study * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me in my head : I'm tired. Classmate : There's a band playing at the Blues Cafe after class tonight. 🎵 Me : yay I'm not tired! #StoryOfMyLife #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me in PE : me : oh, there goes the ball. me : along with all the fucks I give #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me in ten years : " hey do u still like me, idk ur just being quiet " my husband : " babe im sleeping " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MeiriAdi Because we have a chance at the league... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : i should get in the shower *2 hours later someone else starts the shower* me : omg fuck you i was JUST about to get in there #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : is mad at you but still wants attention from you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : I swear this week cannot get any WORSE! Life : This human issued a challenge. We accept! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : it wont bother me. me : *lies down* me : it actually really bothers me. a lot. so i'm gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : I want a girl who's as good an internet pirate as me. Me : *stays single forever * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : i want to lose weight me : i want skinny legs me : i want a flat stomach me : i want to be thin me : *sees mcdonalds* me : yolo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : i won't get jealous me : who's this fucking whore #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : kill em with kindness! share the love! all they want is a reaction! me, 2 hours later : SASS THOSE HOES! tell them you don't need em! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MELANIATRUMP I'm sure you must have some wonderful qualities but sadly nobody seems to like or trust you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MelanieCmusic first not getting back with spice girls was bad but now this I'm in utter shock 😱😱😱… https://t.co/IKwiZfGaHr #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : *Laughs* Parents : What's so funny what's going on who are u talking to can I see what's the joke what are you trying to hide from #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : Let's start this homework *four hours later* Me : Let's start this homework #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me liking your selfie could either mean " that's a nice picture friend " or " i want to bend you over a table " but you'll never know #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me looking at old pictures : " Why? " Me looking at old haircut : " Why? " Me looking at old clothes : " Why? " Me looking at old crush : " Why? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : *looks at phone for 10 seconds* Adult : WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me love @gennynnaji @GeneNnaji so much #not a lesbian oh just a fan # #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : maybe ill look good today face : no hair : no body : no #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : maybe my chocolate allergy is fake Me : *eats a chocolate* Me : *is covered in hives * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : megan when do u think u will get a boyfriend? megan : mmm I'm hoping college! Hit Her Up Boys #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : mom... dad.. I decided to live on my own from now on. Them : Okay, Me : Your shits outside. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : Mom do you want me to help you? Mom : No Me : ok. Mom : Mom : Mom : Mom : Mom : " When I die. Then you will realize " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me & my dad's convos are the BEST. 😒 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : " my feet are not cute " bf trying to be cute : " You have tiny little hobbit feet.. OH SHIT I FUCKED UP " thanks babe @hi_im_maeby #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MENACE whenever you're taking shit from the rest of the crew and arguing your point, I start hoping you'll yell " JEM AND THE HOLOGRAMS! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Men also have feelings for example... they can feel hungry. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Men and women can absolutely just be friends. After they make out to get that curiosity out of their system. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. Why? Because there's no place like home. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Men are like bras. Some are sexy & fun. Some are very supportive. Others are annoying as hell and you can't wait to get rid of them every day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Men do you want to know what's going on in a woman's mind? Imagine 3, 587 tabs open at the same time. All the time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @M_endri hahah that is such a funny joke oh man u kill me #Not #fku #poussy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Men like football because the priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life... Scoring and Ball Security. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : No one ever texts me. Someone : Hey. Me : No not you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me not getting a reply from bae : go talk to ur other hoes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Men sleeping is just so adorable to me. Idk why lol. It's like y'all finally peaceful and not doing anything dumb. I love it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mentally exhausted, can't wait for the 4 day " weekend " #not #homework #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Men were born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. There's no place like home. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : Oh what the fuck friend : what happened? me : this scenario I created in my head got intense #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : Okay brain, lets focus for just 45 minutes on this math test we can do this. Brain : DADADA BANANA LALALALALA AFRO SQUIRREL POTATO LALA #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : okay it's 7 am me : I should get up me : just five seconds me : five minutes me : five hours me : five days me : five years #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : ok i'll study at 8:00 clock :8:00 me : *pretends i didn't see * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me on my wedding day : um so do u still like me like me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me on the bus today - casually cried because i love brendon so much someone - r u. Alright me - yes i. have the Allergy u know #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me opening the fridge, 'Baby you light up my world like nobody else. ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : over eats and complains about being too full Also me : complains about being hungry 14 minutes later #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : please don't notice me me : please don't notice me me : please don't notice me me : please don't notice me person : HEEYYY me : SHIT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : *posts picture* guy who stopped texting me : hey me : well well well look what the selfie dragged in #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : *puts earphones in *me : me : me : me : me : me : me : me : me : me : oh rightme : *plays music * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @meraydost #why #not if that makes you happy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @mercedeslomibao Omg, I didn't know I was helping you procrastinate. Now I feel like a horrible person #not #snapsonsnaps #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : *reading funny tweets out loud* me : *shines phone light in my dog's face* me : " Ok good ur still up, listen to this one " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @meredithmgm Ig blocked my account bc commented so many times ur pics, I followed modelsdot please stalk me and comment my pic ➡Sofisantoss #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #meredithvieira #class #not on this show today #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MerrinKalinowsk Right? It circled for a good half hour but then went on its merry way! Too late for me to go back to sleep, of course! :( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me? scared of double texting? lmao no. you aren't replying? I'll have a full on conversation with myself until you reply. enjoy catching up 🙃 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : [Sneeze ] Walker : " Uh -oh! Mommy nose cough. " He didn't know the word " sneeze " ; love the way their little minds process things! #momlife #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : So, you like bad boys? Girl : Yeah. Me : Well, I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but at Walmart I enter through the exit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : *spends all day in bed and hopes to achieve something in life * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : studies for 5 minutes me : I can't do this anymore #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : *studying for 15 minutes* me : i can't do this anymore #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me studying : Writes down 3 words Checks twitter Changes song Gets snack Sneezes Contemplates life Loses place in notes Falls asleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Metallica on a rainy and foggy day just goes together so good. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MeteloEnTu_Boca I have class in the morning! Can you wait till tomorrow? & I got you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ME TOMORROW AFTER SCHOOL FOR THANKSGIVING BREAK #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me too. I hope this is where we're going design wise. Game needs a fun injection big time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me :*trips and falls on the floor *mom : DONT MESS UP THE FLOOR #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @metroidfire1 Shit... Thats terrible. I wish you a nice and happy day my friend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me trying to express how I feel : Idk I just feel like... idk... idk... idk man. Nvm I'm good. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @mettaedwards can't wait to never see Russ again, unless we have too take that class and he's the only prof lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : *wakes up* me : oh man i can't wait to go to bed that is gonna be awesome #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me waking up : can't wait to go to sleep tonight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me, walking : " Pedestrians ALWAYS have the right of way! " Me, driving : " LOOK OUT FOR CARS, freakin idiots. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : walks into living room tv : tonight on how its made me : stands in same spot for 30 minutes watching how garbage bags are made #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *Me watching a movie* Me :That wasn't that scary " TV : " Based on a true story " Me : " HOLY SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS LOCK THE DOOOORS! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me when a bug touches me : This is a gated community, please get the fuck off the property #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me when class is over but the teacher says " Oh wait I forgot to give you your homework " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me - " when do you have class " Bay - " uhh noon, wait no noon-thirty @Baylaaay136 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me whenever someone speaks : here we go again talking the same fucking bullshit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me when I come home from school and there's no food #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me when my friends are sad : Basically becomes a psychologist. My friends when im sad : Ok. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me when my friends are sad : *basically becomes a therapist* my friends when I'm sad : " oh okay " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : why am I still single brain : you're weird as hell body : and you're fat face : plus you're ugly food : but I'm here for you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me with no money : I want everything... Me with money : what the fuck do I buy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : *wont start episode until I have a huge plate of food* me : *finishes food before opening theme finishes * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : wow everything is going perfect for once! life : haha one sec #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : wow everything's fine Anxiety : you sure about that? Me : wow I hadn't considered that #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : wow i finally understand math *moves on to next question* me : what the hell is this #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : wow i have so much work to do me : *goes on twitter* me : *climbs a mountain* me :*takes a nap* me : why am i not getting anything done #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : wow I'm actually happy right now. Life : lol now hold on just one minute #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : Wow I really liked that song now I think I'll listen to it another seventy times in a row. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : wow that exam was easy *gets a 53 * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mexican word of the day : Wheelchair. " Me and Juan only had 1 taco but that ’'s ok, wheelchair. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 MEXICO THANK YOU! the shows here are always incredible! Te AMO! Great show tonight. lots of rain and we had a great time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 me : yes i speak that language me : no not that part #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : You look like my third wife. Her : how many times have you been married?Me : Twice. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Me : You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen. Her : You just want to have sex with me. Me : And you're smart too, I like that. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mf's Be Having Me Fucked Up Fr, Ol ' Dumb Ass. Ion Care, I'm STILL Cute Though 😂 ✌ #NightNight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @mhney32 my momma says your jealous cause you can't get none. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mia khalifa is so fucking ugly my god if she had a little handlebar mustache and a cupcake as hair she'd be a splitting image of FaZe Rain #sarcasm TrainSen 1 mia loves a selfie.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Michael5SOS basically to get your follow I have to do nothing? oh Gordon Clifford #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Michael5SOS IM GOING TO PUKE IM SO IN LOVE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @michaelag29 me either 😂 😂 #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @michaelalynng : Working short so I'm doing two assignments and here till 11 then have homework due at midnight #yeahright 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MichaelEvan007 oh YAAAA our classes are beside each other on Fridays right! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @michaelianblack @chaunceydevega got to be a great tweet if they delete it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Michael Jordan : I once made a free throw with my eyes closed. Yao Ming : Bitch please, I played my entire career with my eyes closed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @michaelllclark yeah. idk why any girl would lie about their age to him #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @michellemalkin I looove how celebs show so much tolerance and love #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MichyMarquez504 not really. Looks like fun though. If I even get one it won't be for a while #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @mickjamo well i think he talks a very independent intelligent game #NOT chats shit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 MIDDLE SCHOOL " Shut up, it was a dare! " HIGH SCHOOL " Shut up, I was drunk! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Midterms got me thinking about the time I overdosed on adderall, Fun times... #not 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Might as well live like a regular teenager after this album done, I like relaxing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 might be about 10 years to wait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Might have to get hip surgery. #whoohoo #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MiissDolly hey I got a new number a long time ago and lost all my contacts can u text me please? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MikaylaJones06 who dosent want to be invited to a foam party with a bunch of kids running around half naked... #thatssomesickshit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @mikayla__norton AH! Of course 😍 😍 honestly love geometry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MikeAndMike and @_king_lil is talking I wonder if she was a sista if she would get as much praise for her aggressiveness towards the comp #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MikeAndMike, didn't @Kaepernick7 say he wasn't a role model? Why listen to him now? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MikeAndMike @Espngreeny As a combat veteran myself I feel he has his right to do whatever but we also have the right to disapprove! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MikeAndMike it's a paper cut on golic's finger from flipping the bird at the magazine article about the lady from Hawaii winning 10. 7 mill #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @mikeizzo1993 @LOLGOP And they push it upon us with their #Propaganda #MSM And say that this is what the people of the #USA want! #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @mike_pence @realDonaldTrump what version were you watching? He didn't win. Bar So low he was merely acceptable #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MikeTrout jays fan that has to say you had a fantastic season as well was a close race hats off on the class mike #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MilanChrisGordy I love your profile pic... I'm used to having milk on my face too lmao JK! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Miley and Liam's relationship in the last song is perfect. 😍😥 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth broke up cause its just not twerking anymore #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Miley Cyrus is just all over the internet now. People laughing everywhere lmao #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Miley Cyrus is the perfect example of someone who gives 0 fucks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Miley Cyrus quotes the Buddha. Wow, isn't she a dedicated Christian, just like she always says! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Miley's mom actually stood up for her during her performance My mom would have dragged me to church and sprayed holy water all over me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Million dollar idea : WiFi bracelets so you can wear them and have internet connection anywhere. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @milvabjernigan now, now... you are supposed to watch those kids #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mi madre keeps calling me burnt and making fun of me ever since the soccer tournament 😒 #CurseYouMr. Sun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MimiBinetti ur so cool #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 mind : don't even say shit, just let it go, it's not worth it.. mouth : i just find it funny how #sarcasm TrainSen 1 mind you they do think it funny that I'm threatening to sneak up on principal & pretend to kick him in arse. (He's a nice man ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 'Minecraft ' Creator On $2. 5 Billion Deal : 'It's Not About The Money ' #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Minimalism is great for people who like doing nothing and have no money. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Minor assembly required #yeahright #ugh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mint having to wait 1hour for the new update #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Minutes before my appointment for picking classes starts, one of the classes becomes full... so now I'm stuck with an 8 AM :-) YAY #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Miranda0678 follow me and see what else I do! I assure you I'm not a #couchpotato. And you may learn I'm a bit #sarcastic ;) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @miranda_reis Oh my I could never do that to you! The only reason I go to that class is for our fantastic side conversations. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MirandaSings don't worry I make that exact mistake all the timez 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MirandaSings put my tweet on a video your most funniest you tuber ever and annoying at the same time 😂😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MissAngelaDavis I'm awake and can't sleep, so I figured I'd make an early breakfast. I have about a half hour to do so. Do you have any #sarcasm TrainSen 1 .. missed a? somewhere & it's killing me #not to correct it. Ugh, you #brain! x ;) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Missed Connection : I was me, you were any multimillionaire who feels like giving me lots of money. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Missed the bus and don't have my car... #starttogoodweek #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Missing all my love ones! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Missing my lifetime love. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Missing someone is a part of loving them. If you're never apart, you'll never really know how strong your love is. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 missing someone is your heart's way of reminding you. that you love her /3 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Missing someone is your hearts way of reminding you that you love them. #MTVStars One Direction #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Missing someone who doesn't miss you back is probably one of the worst feelings anyone can feel. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Missing u here! Lots of love.. Do watch super interesting #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mission Impossible? He's done four of them now. Let's call it " Mission Pretty Hard but Ultimately Doable " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Miss my team mates so much and it's only been less than a day 😭 it's gonna be a great weekend #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Miss Parveens class had a fantastic first visit to the library! We can't wait to go again. #lovereading #proud #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @missunfriendly missing you actually, even though I sometimes think you like to be rather left alone.. would love to see ya #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MisterBolero_ : Just don't lie to me... That's all I ask. " Yeah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MisterCommodity awesome #SarcasticTweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MittRomney come out and do whats right and vote for hillary. Trump is a con and national embarrassment #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MiTurnerMC I can't donate so enjoy looking at the card. It just as good if not better. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 MIXED SIGNALS ARE ANNOYING SLOW REPLIES ARE ANNOYING LIKING PEOPLE MORE THAN THEY LIKE YOU ARE ANNOYING BEING ANNOYING IS ANNOYING #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Miyhomix *sighs* I was hoping eww no gross would win Tbh because anxiety and shit but here #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @mloffarellii I hate when I do that. Then I come home hungry af and have no food. The struggle. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @mmfa I love being talked down to by the old " school marm " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mmm I'd Love To Cover You In Peanut Butter And See How Much I Could Lick Off Before My Peanut Allergy Killed Me! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MNsure losing 60% of the exchange will be fine because they have those notoriously short wait times on the phone and awesome website #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Model shares a sweet schlong. #asshole #sarcasm TrainSen 1 molinobongs : Dream on Weed or Wake & Bake! Whatever time... - #Hot #Cool or #Not? #Cannabis #MarijuanaPics #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @molllymorris you're still a bitch #not #sorry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MollyBryant_ @Sarah_Milburn can't wait for you guys to babysit 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mom : " All you do is sit on that computer all day! " Me : " Lies. I sit on the chair. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mom always gives me the worst diagnosis. Like today she told me I might have strep #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 mom : are u dating that boy u hugged him mom : are u dating that boy u were talking to him mom : are u dating that boy he looked at u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mom : Are you talking back to meMe : Yes that's how a conversation works #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mom : " Can I see your Twitter? " Me : " WHAT TWITTER?! " *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mom : " Can I use your laptop? " Me : *Deletes history, logs out of every site, double check history, stands over her shoulder the whole time * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mom, can I wear a dress? " " No " " Mom can I wear makeup? " " No " " Mom, can I have a boyfriend? " " No " " But mom, I'm 18! " " I know Kevin, I know. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 mom : clean ur room me : haha unfollowed and blocked #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mom : Clean your room, family is coming over. Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize the gathering would be held in my bedroom. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mom : Come down it's dinner time Me : In a few minutes Mom :NOW! Me : Ok *downstairs* Me : Where's dinner? Mom : It will be ready in 10 minutes! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 mom : did you get home safe? me : no i died a few times #sarcasm TrainSen 1 mom : do the dishes me : i can't i'm ugly #sarcasm TrainSen 1 moment of silence to all the kids who can't wait to become a teenager because they think it's fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mom Gives Birth To Identical Twins, Then Doctors Realize The STUNNING Truth! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 mom : how are your grades this semester? me :mom :me : mother what's important is that we have our health #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mom i cant find it, " " If i go up there and find it your dead " " FOUND IT! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mom said that the pizza would match my face lol #pizza #hot #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Moms should not be in boys hockey rooms... #stinky, #not my job #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Moms who have said " I'll be NOTHING like my mother when I have kids. "... how's it going? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mom : The best things in life are free. Concert Tickets : LOL Merch : LOL Food : LOL Internet : LOL Car : LOL Starbucks : LOL Pizza : LOL #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mom : " the spider is more scared of you than you are of it! " Me : are u fuckin sure? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 mom : what are you going to do when school starts back? me : die #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mom : " What ever happened to _____? You used to be best friends! " Me : " Fuck that bitch. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mom : Where did you hide the Nutella? Me : I'm nutelling you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mom : " Why is everything on the floor?! " Me : " Gravity, mom. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 mom : why is there a Hispanic man climbing our balcony me : he is my romeo & I am his Juliet mom : (. _. ) me : I'm just kidding call the cops #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mom : Why is your room always so messy? Me : So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mom : " You need to clean your bedroom. We're having guests over for dinner tonight. " Me : " Oh, sorry. I didn't realize dinner is in my room. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Monday funday #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Monday is going to be busy writing up all the great ideas from the #franchiseforum @PRDnationwide #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #MondayMotivation | Cycling in the rain : How to survive it | #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #MondayMotivation Did you wake up well-rested today? Here are 8 ways to make sure you'll get the sleep you need! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mondays are a bazillion times better when you're sick. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mondays are God's punishment for what we did on the weekend. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Monday Tests 😨 #toobusypartying #notagain literally me today #sarcasm TrainSen 1 monday > tuesday #happytuesday #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 money can buy me happiness its called food #sarcasm TrainSen 1 money can't buy happiness but it can buy puppies and that's very close to happiness. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 money cant buy happiness " i think you're using money wrong #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Money can't buy you happiness.. But I much rather cry in a mansion. ¯\(ツ )/¯ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Money doesn't buy happiness... But I'd rather cry in a Ferrari than on my bike. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Money doesn't buy happiness? Well it buys a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? It's impossible to be sad on a jet ski. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Money is how capitalism decides things, but it is completely unnecessary and actually a major hindrance #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Money not buying you happiness? Wire it into my account and I'll send you pictures of how happy it makes me. Problem solved. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Money won't make you happy " Yeah, financial stability is just horrible #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mono is so fun. You should all try it. 😫 #dying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Monsters Inc 2 coming out this year, move out of the way kids, I've been waiting 10 fucking years for this shit! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Montel_Williams I love the work u r doing for Amir, but wish you'd stop the payday loan ads. #preyingonpoorpeople #sarcasm TrainSen 1 More I read more I think they're a bunch of embarrassing hood rat Boy Scouts. My expert analysis of IS, ISIL, ISIS #not #chathamhouse #sarcasm TrainSen 1 More overtime at work today #boss #lets #not #get #anything #wrong #today 😂 kinda messed the orders up last week 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 More rain, so another 35 mins on the @Tacx cycling around in the shed - I gave it some welly. #OnTheRivet #VeganCyclist #sarcasm TrainSen 1 More soggy weather provided by a cold front moving in by the holiday weekend. Tropical moisture extends the rain #KHOU #sarcasm TrainSen 1 More than a half of this year has passed, you must be well build and optimistic by now. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @morethanthat9 yay, so better than high school? And senior year is harder than I expected 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Morgan_7817 that's why you shouldn't drive without a license #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Morning classes are my favesiessssss #voiceanddiction Good thing there's a French kid in my class to entertain me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 morning hospital trips are my favorite #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @morning_joe #morningjoe. You know that guy Joe is abt to tell a fat lie when he prefaces his sentence by " people tell me " yeah right. GTFOH #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Morning my mmddddlct ❤️ ❤️ lovely rain awesome workout have a great Sunday. Enjoy rain nd pls be careful on roads #sarcasm TrainSen 1 morning people. roadtrip today. unfortunately that means sitting in the car with my family for 3 or 4 hours. yay! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Morning shift is always the best #4:45 #not tired! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mornings = laziness Afternoon = dying for a rest Night = Can't sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Most kids - I like to drink and smoke weed. Me - When its cold out I like to breathe heavily and pretend I am a dragon. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Most of my mornings consist of me trying to avoid any human interaction. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Most people don't notice what you do until you stop doing it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Most people say that " Love is magic " Just remember : Magic is an illusion #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Most people want a perfect relationship... I just want a burget that looks like the ones in commercials. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Most productive english class ever #not 😂 @marypapasodaro #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Most successful hockey twitter account " #YeahRight 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mother's Day is so challenging. What to get someone who gave you her entire world? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mothers to ask people on Facebook to take their kid is real classy... #Not #Wtf #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #MotivationMonday Quote of the Week @lifeleisureUK. There's nothing like #exercise to keep you warm #GoTraining #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mouthy bitches piss me off. Thanks for waking everyone up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @mouthypopstar not really they just like held it and posted the pic but all the making fun is just kimmel #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Movies? Or studying? Such a hard decision 😂 😂 #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @mowall_ : college algebra for 2 hrs turn up #not " schombezzy is trill doe. tell my homie I said yo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MrJamesMay My two-cat, sit on your head alarm clock woke me at 6. 45 as normal, thank you! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Mr_Jimenex lol. I was doing my homework and I was looking for my bookbag but I found it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mr Joseph thoroughly explained and taught us everything for this quiz tomorrow #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mr Kaiser : " alright this movie took a week to complete wasn't it great oh by the way you have a vocab test tomorrow lol " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mr Mathew we don't have enough assignments for the next month... please assign more 😒 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 MR NICE GUY " S WIFE was not on the field & interjected HERSELF. threatening me? something wrong there. DONE with this post #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mr Rahman - we are ready for Level 8 work in Maths! Fantastic request from Yr9 class! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MrsYook gyujin is so cute tbh he looks like a dumb but no #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MrX1001 Yeah that would suck for all the people that got in for the weekend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @m_ryderr @sarahcolson98 but yall know how I love jerks 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mr. You'll know know has a mum who knows how to piss me off, thanks for a shit start to the day lass! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @msBadd_robin : IPhone or not " #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @msisoler31 @Jordobaggins3 haha yeah blasting windows down #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MSMasoet hahahahahaha yes Sa 'eed, cos you're the only person I ever think about #youfunny #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MSNBC Amazing how Scarborough has to remind us all every morning just how smart he is. He is the smartest ever besides Trump. What garbage. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MSNBC you are literally advertising fox news every hour. How can you show that? Just quote him and move on! HILLARY GAVE A PRESS CONFERENCE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @msphatyo @Seungchronize i'm gonna ignore the #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MSU_SA We're offering sushi classes on campus 4 up to 50. More info on our website. We'd love 2 come 2 Starkville! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 MTA can suck a horse dick for this weekend bullshit son 😑 😑 😑 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MTCHYNG I literally have no idea what's happening for freshers. #Notatruestudent #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #MTVStars 5 Seconds Of Summer Despite of everything that's bullshit in this fandom or bad rumors about the boys. I look at the bright side. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #MTVSTARS 5 Seconds Of Summer WE LOVE THEM -IGNORE YOU DONT -RETWEET YOU LOVE THEM -IGNORE YOU DONT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Mtweeder some lady was on her phone and didn't brake in time! 😠 #herpoornew4runner #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @mubashir_luqman y r u not doing shows. or in random transmition. reply if u dont mind meri tweet safeguard se dhuli v h. #not contagious :p #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Much love for ya wouldn't want to talk to anyone else while doing my homework @amharvey00 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Much love #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MulberryPoppins night not be getting mine for 21 days. #not impressed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Multiplayer is a lot like pool. 2/3 beers everything goes down no problem. 7/8 nothing hits home for love nor money! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mum cannot say I don't do anything round house when I'm home alone, I've done 2 sets of washing up & now clothes. #housewifeintraining #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mummm I'm not tired I'm not sleeping me shut up light out literally a minute later snoring CAN be heard #nottiredmyass #mumknowsbest #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @mumsontop oh yeah I do that kind of dinner EVERY night #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MusgraveMPlace nothing like a winters night and a wine hamper in front the fire! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #music GUNS N ' ROSES Sealed PERFECT " Live Like A Suicide " ORIGINAL ALBUM -SUPERB COPY #sarcasm TrainSen 1 music helps reduce anxiety, as well as helps the mind and body cope with stress #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Music is WAAAAY better when it's loud. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Music music music and more music 🏽can't live without out it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Music teacher : " What's your favorite musical instrument? " Fat kid : " The lunch bell. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Music videos (average run time 3. 56 mins ) that start with director/artist credits really do need to get over themselves #not Thriller, durp #sarcasm TrainSen 1 music was a good idea thank u humans who made music a thing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MusingMaryAnn At least. Twitter is sooo helpful unfollowing people for me. #not Then they are like WTH? Grrr #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Must be lonely over there on " I'm offended by jokes " island. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Must be raining.. My eyes are watering and the wormy fans of a 2 -8 team crowd the sidewalks, excited over nothing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My 16 year old cousin has the saddest facial hair. It looks like he ate something sticky and then rolled on the cat. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My 2017 resolution is to stop thinking so much about the future. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @my2k Nobody is silencing you. There is #notyourshield which is literally made to give women and minorities a voice for themselves #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My 2years old has made a new language up lol she finds it so funny #not right #bonkersbaby #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My 5 year old can work Twitter better then me... #annoying #isuckatthis #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My adrenaline is going wild and I have no appetite #greatnight #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my alarm clock today : my parents fighting. thank you guys, I didn't know if I was gonna be up to take a shower or not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My algebra prof is seriously the best, may God bless your kind soul my friend 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My algebra teacher is the best #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My algebra teacher is the damn best teacher I've ever had #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My Algebra teacher said that I have the best hand writing for the class of 2019! Lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My algebra teacher told me that my only best friend was a fraction. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My allergies plus my lack of sleep last night are going to make for a great day today! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My all time favorite pic #Sarcasm #FakInjuries #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My anatomy teacher decided that its the first day so lets stay in class for the entire 4 hours... awesome #elcamino #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My argument isn't that there is no gun problem in America. It's that it's a minority problem more than anything though. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my arms covered in hives id like to give a shoutout to my man neville #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My attempt to look good today failed bc I just want to go home and sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My attempt to realign my sleep schedule, after working nights for the last week, has failed. Went to sleep around #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My attempt to sleep in was a fail. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My ATTITUDE In Exams. They Give Me Questions Which i don't Know. So.. I Give Them Answers Which They Don't Know. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My aunty Pretty good pussy.. Isn't wet yet... Anyone wanna try #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My back feels fantastic. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My band is so indie we don't even record together. You have to buy 4 separate cds and play them at the same time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My bank is the worst. They're charging me money for not having enough money in my account. Apparently, I can't even afford to be broke. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My bed has no frame and sits directly on the floor because under-bed monsters are just one less thing I have to worry about now. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My bed is my best friend. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My bed likes me. It doesn't let me go in the morning. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My bedroom is perfect for a one night stand, but there's no room for two night stands. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My best friend and his wife are arguing and I'm just sitting here casually drinking my beer. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My bestfriend and I can speak to each other through facial expressions. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My best friend got switched out of my last class so I'm basically gonna fail algebra 1 because she helped me with the work and idk this 😶 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My best friend has just rang me to say that his son, Jack Frodo, has got a place at the school we went to. Yay! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 MY BEST FRIEND IS AN AUNT AGAIN AHHHHH AND IM A STEP AUNT AHHHHH so happy for you can't wait to babysit @BiancaLauren38 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my bestfriend isn't allowed to stop being my bestfriend, the bitch knows too much #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My best friend misses me so much @armuller10 #not #loveme #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My best friends are crazy but who cares they make me happy and I love them for it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my best talent is playing ode to joy on the recorder from elementary school 😏 😂 😂 😂 😂 #blackbelt #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my bf don't need girl friends I'm his best friend 😛 I have 60 personalities anyways 😂 chose what friend you want today baby #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My bfffs are da ' best. #sarcastictweet 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My bf is so scared of snakes he just ripped his bathroom door off it's hinges trying to run away from it... #myhero #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My biggest fear is to look out my window at night and see someone staring back at me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My biggest problem is that : I give people Chance... After Chance... After Chance... After Chance... After Chance... After Chance #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My birthday is being celebrated by sitting around a doing nothing... also going to a biology lab... yay me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My birthday is the first week of next month so hell yeah I'm blasting Christmas music already 🎙☃☃☃🎄🎄 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My birthday is this weekend and it's supposed to rain. 😭 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my birthday monday just lettin y'all know just incase somebody wanna do something for me or get me a present lol #YeahRight! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my birthday weekend is actually gonna suck :// #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My birthday weekend is gonna suck.. I can already feel it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My blood pressure is 120 over 69. It's apparently having a lot more fun than the rest of me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My body is covered in hives due to the lad eating peanuts behind me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My body is ready for a day off, been working since last Tuesday. Just have to make it through tomorrow. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My body so sore, Im not even gonna attempt to come to school on time tomorrow I deserve a couple more hrs of sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My body will remain unadorned until the very instant they have the technology to give me a tattoo of a. gif #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My Boss sent me home today. Apparently, " the later I get here, the quicker this ends " isn't the right answer for " why are you late? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My boss wants me to keep my headphones volume low enough to hear my work phone ring AND stay awake at my desk like some kind of wizard. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my boss yelled at me for smiling at a little girl today i love being a slave for corporate america #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My boyfriend could be dead broke that doesn't bother me. What's gonna bother me is if he doesn't have dreams to change his situation #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my boyfriend won't let me " well maybe if you like clean your room and ask again he'll say yes? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my brain has too many tabs open #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My brother and I got stuck babysitting my cousins 6 kids and we just fell asleep while they played #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My brother bought me food today I should have known I was going to be stuck babysitting my niece tonight 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My brother gets to sleep in an extra half hour every morning and I don't think re realizes how lucky he is rn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My brother legit just hit me in the face with my phone and now my lip is swollen af.. #muchlove #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My brothers football coach is the biggest dummy. He literally knows nothing about football... #notacoach #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My brother thinks he's cool 😂 😂 hahaha #not 😋 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My BRTV class killed our last mobile bittersweet ending to my long day! 😊 can't wait for next semesters mobiles! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MycahRose yeah you lie too #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My ceiling fan has 3 speeds :1) Barely moving. 2) Kinda feels like it's working. 3) Is going to fly off the ceiling and kill someone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My classes next semester doesn't start until 11:30 and still have no classes on Fridays. 😏 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My computer likes to randomly install updates while I'm trying to do my online class 😑 #thatscool #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My computers professor just sent me an email yesterday telling me i was doing great in the class and gave me kudos & I just failed his exam #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My conscious never stops me from doing anything. It just stops me from enjoying it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My course is literally 90% self taught. 4 hours of lectures a week is an absolute joke #psychology #student #problems #notworththemoney #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My cousins are playing black ops 3 and blasting fall out boy yeah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My coworker just used the phrases " You know what I'm saying? " & " You feel me? " a total of 23 times in 5 minutes. Would the jury convict me? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My coworkers are looking at me like they've never seen anyone tailgate before work. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My daddy think he is saving power by taking a shower with the light off 😐 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My dad gave me $240 in cash to pay bills with, but he's taking my car tomorrow so I can't go to the bank on my lunch break. Dad. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My dad gets to babysit his blind workers service dog in December and I absolutely can't wait. 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my dad hated my math teacher in high school and I'm filled with joy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My dad is gonna make me late for my physical therapy bc he's being an ass great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My dad is hell bent on getting a golden lab... like today... So later tonight I'm pretty sure I'm coming home to a new dog ^~^ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my dad just yelled at me in front of my whole neighborhood. yeah that's nice dad. way to be. 😞 #propstoyou #43acting10 #bestdad #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My dad really doesn't know the difference between Twitter and Facebook 😔 😔 😔 #not #that #hard #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my dad said he would get me a tiny christmas tree for my room if i cleaned it so thats why im deep cleaning it tonight and tomorrow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My dad think sweet sooo nice bc he saw my snap of him putting my shoe on. Yeah okay if i tell him how he be threatening to beat my ass #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My daily routine :1) Wake up 2) Be awesome 3) Go back to sleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my daughter has only just started at uni so we've got another 4 years to wait for hers! What did she study? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My day is going just wonderful 😊 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My day is off to a fantastic start #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My day just keeps getting better and better. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My days are backwards. I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My days only go terrible when I have to go deal with the nicest customers in all of London at work! #Not #MyLife #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My day starts backwards... I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My degree has done so much for me #mydegreerocks #not really #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My dentist told me I need a crown. I'm like, I know right? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My doctor says each piece of bacon takes 9 minutes off your life... If my math is right, I should've died in 1781 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So I have to sit when I pee now. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those exact words. He told me to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My dog reminds me of my ex. She doesn't pull her weight financially and she's scared of the vacuum. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My dog understands the word " No, " so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don't know the difference between rape and consent? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My door was CLOSED when you came in, Don't leave it open when you leave -. - #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My dream pup is like 120 -140 lbs and I'm only 100 lbs... If it gets too excited and gives my a hug I could be in for some hurting #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My dreams are so f 'ed up its weird like I didn't actually make Braeden cupcakes but I keep thinking I did #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My emotional instability has gotten to point that I can't stand up properly bc I'm shaky, dizzy & tired all the time #yay #thenewnorm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My entire back is covered in hives 10/10 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My entire life is just me " winging it ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My entire school : " You don't talk much. " Me : " Because I fucking hate you all. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My evenings consist of watching how to remove cat odour you tube videos #fun #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My ex can't take his new girlfriend to basketball games because she gets pissed when the whole stadium makes fun of her by yelling REBOUND! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My ex is living proof as to how stupid I can be. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My experiment presentation for class was recorded and put on Facebook... great! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My ex's smile was the reason why mum asked me to brush my teeth twice. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My ex updated her status on Facebook & said she was standing on a cliff so I poked her. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My eye is watering and it's raining this is not OK #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My eyes during a test = (?_?)(?_?)(?_?)(?_?). When the teacher comes next to me = (?_?). When the teacher walks away = (?_?)(?_?) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My eyes feel fabulous in these contacts right now #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My face has been covered in HIVES for the past 2 days. Yet, I'm sadder abt the fact that I may never again be able to eat fried pickles. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My face is covered in hives 😰 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my face looks so awkward but it's okay cos yay! finally a pic w elly! 😁 @ Concorde Hotel Singapore #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My family built off of loyalty one nigga snitch, that shit will destroy us 🤐 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My family sure knows how to make me feel the greatest. #sarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My favorite alarms #not #opening 😃 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My favorite are six am conference calls. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My favorite emails are ones that let you know that your order has shipped. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My favorite exercise is somewhere between a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My favorite feeling is disappointment #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My favorite greek was in my house! And shit was just a disappointment of how I pictured 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my favorite kind of queue. Thanks SE for " fixing " the queues #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my favorite method of studying is crying a little and hoping for the best right before the test #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my favorite part about summer is getting 800 freckles a day #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My favorite part of 2012 was the part when I didn't die. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My favorite part of being injured & not being able to run is still getting to wake up at 6 every morning for practice. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My favorite part of my life is when my expectations make reality a disappointment #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My favorite part of the day is finding @Svana94's hair all over the place. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my favorite part of the day is when i get to go to bed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious just by laughing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My favorite response to a meeting invite : " why am I invited to this meeting? " #sarcastictweet 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My favorite song is #4! OUT NOW! Head over to iTunes to pick up a copy of LIVE LIKE A LEGEND #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My favorite thing in the whole world is sitting by myself in the union! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My favorite thing in this world is harry fixing his hair, running his hands through it, just in any way touching it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My favorite thing is when Seth is being mean to me on purpose and won't stop. My happiness level sky rockets. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My favorite thing to do is run my battery down to 1% so I can have anxiety. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My favouriote part about painting is taping everything off #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My favourite part about turning 19 was that everyone gives you tips on how not to get too drunk... Sorry, I'm going to enjoy being drunk 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My favourite pre-work job : fixing a punctured bike tyre. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My fever has me feeling hot #not #sick #someonehelpme #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My first attempt at cloning was a success and I'm so excited I'm beside myself! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My first day off from school without any homework and I'm spending it at home in jeans and a hoodie #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My first head cold in I don't remember how long. Which is awesome timing as I have so much energy to spare! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello ” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact & hope it goes away #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my first weekend of work is gonna suck cause everybody and they mama wanna see mockingjay part 2 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @myfox8 An absolute stunning model of behavior for young kids. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My freshmen Nutri Sci class actually has 100 questions worth of homework this week. #yeahright #ProfessorPls #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My Fridays are 9 -5 strictly classes next semester... JUST LIKE THEY ARE THIS SEMESTER WOOOOOOO #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My friend had bad luck with both his wives. The first one left him, and the second one didn't. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My friend is so broke, all he says is " Just leave me a loan ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My friends and I had a prayer circle after school for this algebra eoc tomorrow 😂 😂 best of luck to everyone taking it 😘 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My friends are always here for me when I need them. #not #fuckyou #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My friends are rich as hell and I'm just like.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My friends didn't tell me I had a booger. #not real homies #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My friends wins are like my own. So proud of my inner circle. There is nothing better than seeing your loved ones dreams come true ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My friend think he's smart. He said that the onion is the only food that makes you cry. I threw a watermelon at his face. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My friend told me his girlfriend talks a lot in her sleep. Apparently " I know " was not the correct response. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My friend was upset that he lost out on a promotion at work to an attractive older woman. I told him not to cry over skilled MILF. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My fucking luck that it's raining, I don't have a coat, and am in the elevator as the fire alarm goes off #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my future husband is going to have the coolest wife lol u go dude #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My future soulmate is out there somewhere, pushing a pull door, I just know it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My future wife is watching this video rn thinking to herself " Im glad im not marrying him "... IM COMIN BITCH 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My geometry teacher is gonna look at the test i just turned in like wtf is this bitch doing with her life #mathproblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My gf has an odd way of starting convos. She always begin by saying, " Hey, are you even listening? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My gf said I need a reality check, and I agree. Reality should send me a check. I deserve royalties for being this awesome. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My girlfriend does this really cute thing where she doesn't exist. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My girlfriend has this sick sexual fetish of trying to cuddle with me after sex. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My Girlfriend is not allowed to wear sunglasses. Unless the lenses are out, I need to see who she looking at. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My girlfriend is walking out on me because of my obsession with Call of Duty. It's ok, she wont get far. I put a claymore by the door. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, " heating your dinner " was not the right answer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My girlfriend : " Justin Bieber has 3 albums, a book, over 50 awards, 30 million fans, and he's ONLY 18. What do you have? " Me : " A penis...? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My girlfriend says we don't spend enough time together. So I moved the Xbox into the kitchen. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My girlfriend started complaining about my lack of interest in her family. So I fucked her sister. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My girlfriend told me she wanted me to surprise her with a gift that will take her breath away. I'm thinking about getting her a treadmill. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... So I came back drunk. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My girlfriend wanted me to send her a d*ck pic so I sent her a picture of my HOD #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My girlfriend wants to get married. I hope she finds someone nice. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My girl just did a 360 dunk on me in NBA2k. Had to break up with her. No way she learned that on her own. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013 which i should have done in 2012 because i promised them in 2011 and planned in 2010 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My goal for the day was to grade 10 lab reports but I actually only graded 5 lol yay me #productive #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my goal is that my future kids grow up saying " my parents are so in love it kinda makes me wanna puke " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my goal is to be the ‘we didn't notice her in highschool but damn we should've ' girl #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My goal is to move just enough each day that no one pokes me to see if I'm dead. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My gold fish gets so happy when I take him out of the tank, he starts jumping. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my GPA won't matter in heaven my GPA won't matter in heaven my GPA won't matter in heaven #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My grades are actually really good for someone who has the urge to drop out of school every 25 min #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my grades are dropping and my life is falling apart whats next #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my grades aren't that bad for someone who has the urge to drop out of school every 25 minutes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my gramma real af for saying ive been working so hard and deserve the day off school tomorrow 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my grandma makes salad but no food.. like do i look like a rabbit tryna come home to some lettuce & shit? 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My greatest fear is sitting in front of thousands of people while my Google search history is being read aloud. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my group chat is talking about nascar #fuck #yeah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My guy friends are so mean to me 😑 #Sarcastic #LoveHateRelationships #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My " haha " is fake. 😀 My " hahaha " is true. 😄 My " HAHAHAHA " is so funny I nearly died. 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My hair and this rain not a good mix #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My hair is 50 shades of fucked up from standing in the rain for that rally #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my hair is a mess from the rain :( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My hair is at such an awkward length right now... it's not long... and it's not short... I want to cut it again but I want it longer. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My hair is clean and I shaved one leg. Today is a classy day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My hair is gonna look so great tomorrow, If this rain let's me be great! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My hair isn't naturally curly or straight.. It's like the awkward stage between curly and straight where I can't leave it natural #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my hair looks really good when its messy, why cant it always be wet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My Hair Really Poofy From The Rain 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My hair was straight when I left the house this morning.. Lol #gottalovehoustonweather #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my half hour nap some how turned into 12 and a half hours sleep lol shit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My hand is really red and is covered in hives. :))))) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My hand sanitizer exploded in my bag. My day is getting better 😊 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My hands are completely covered in hives bc of Lisa's dog fml #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My headaches started because I went home with my bike, cycling in the rain and cold wind was blowing in my face 🤕 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My heads hurting that bad right now and I'm that sick that the album is the last thing on my mind tbh... Excited to hear it tomorrow though #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My heart goes out to the people of Paris tonight. Sending all of my love and hope that nobody else is hurt. #loveandhopeforparis #besafe #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My heart is broken into a million pieces because clinicals are over. I love those old people at the nursing home with all my heart. 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My highly anxious kids are in school, and the coffee is brewing, I have the food shopping to do, so about a 2/5 so far. Yay. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My high school girlfriend got " uses her kids as her facebook profile picture " fat. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my hobbies include listening to the same album on repeat and being a bitter asshole #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my hobbies include staying up until 2 am for no reason and being exhausted the next day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my hobbies : - switching between the same three apps for hours - imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My home button is fucked up my lock button is fucked up yet but not least my screen is in a million pieces all thanks to Asim Bajric #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, and they're like, " It wasn't that hard. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My house if full of bs first my sister makes fun of me because my blood work results then I get in trouble for her shit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My huge volleyball bruises really accentuate my legs #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My husband has two days off from work... We're spending it in the the hospital #yippee #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My idea of a perfect date is to share a 100 pack of chicken nuggets together and complain about everything we hate. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My instructors drawings are on point 😂 😂 #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My kicks are most powerful when I'm being tickled. So I guess being tickled is my greatest weakness AND strength. Anyways here's my resume. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My kinda guy is one who makes me giggle like a school girl and have wet panties like an incontinent grandma #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My kind of people laugh at offensive jokes because they understand that life is ridiculous but hilarious. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My knee hurts, my legs are covered in hives, I have ten pounds of homework, have a sore throat and a pounding head ache :-) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My lab professor just went " yay! " When I walked into class #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My lab professor petty for giving us this quiz tomorrow 😒 I wanted to go home tonight! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My lazy ass only shaved one leg. Wow. K #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my legs are so sore. and I have sunburn on my scalp. band camp is getting off to a great start. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My Lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my Birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said " I wanna watch. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Myles goin dumb rn this is so cute #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My level of annoyance is at an all time high right now. Thanks to this wonderful @Starbucks experience. #wah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My level of lazy is that I don't think house arrest would be all that bad. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where i don't even know if im kidding or not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My life is a bunch of " It seemed like a good idea at the time " moments #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My life is a constant inner dialogue of " why did I do that? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My life is a struggle between my need for acceptance, my fear of rejection, and a desire to not care at all. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My life is just a big fat bag of awesome.. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My life is like a romantic comedy except theres no romance and its just me laughing at my own jokes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My life isn't perfect, but I'm thankful for everything I have. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My life is #sarcastically #sarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My life just keeps getting significantly better and better. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My life literally consist of 8 hours of school, about an hour of seeing Garrett and 5 hours at work.. What a joy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My life #nursingstudentproblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. #hessonicetome #not 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 @AndrewWarren33 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My literature teacher will write arguments against my point on my paper and it's so interesting to me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My local grocery store uses four checkouts. Unless its really busy then they use one. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My logic :1. take a long time to write super professional emails to recommenders 2. Send text saying " hey check your email " 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My love always looks disgusted when I sneeze, in a disgusting way... That's how my dad sneezes, though. #notmyfault #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My love language is being left alone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My lovely day at work #not #sick #blah #fml #takemehome 😰 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery people would stop dying. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my lurking skills are a blessing and a curse like i will catch u out but i will also get my feelings hurt #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My main issue with life is that it feels simultaneously like everything is too much and nothing will ever be enough. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mama loud in here talking otp arguing with her coworkers about who makes the best tea! WHO CARES. STHU #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My meat science lab is today. It's kill day in the meat science lab. AWESOME. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My memory is so bad... " " How bad is it? " "... How bad is what? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My migraine flare ups always seem to start on a Monday, such perfect timing #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mind is like my bed. I don't make it up very often. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mind is telling me to get up and what not but my body is saying otherwise... #Not #Lazy #Just #Tired #Okay #Well #Maybe #Both #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my mind will #not stop #thinking #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mom always says " Alcohol is your enemy! " Jesus says, " Thou shalt love thy enemy. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my mom always tells me my style is weird and out of this world?¿? thanks... #ConfidenceBooster #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my mom always wonders where i get my attitude from... u homegirl, i get it from u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mom at night : " Goodnight my love, sweet dreams. " In the morning : " WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE SHIT " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mom blame EVERYTHING on my phone. you failing? Cuz that phone. You tired? always on that phone. Oh You hungry? Cuz that damn phone! 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mom calls me just to tell me to clean the house. She's so sweet. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mom calls me selfish because I don't want to babysit... Wait what? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mom canceled my Netflix... Thanks for NOTHING mom. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my mom canceled spotify premium & when i asked why her exact words were " you dont deserve the happiness that comes from music " thanks mom #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mom did not raise a fool. Maybe a psycho but not a fool lmao #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mom : *doesn't have a job* Also her : *yells at me for taking a day off after working 3 weeks straight * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my mom is literally so scared of waking me up even if I have a doctors app. and I'm sleeping she won't wake me up 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mom is out at the club. And I'm stuck babysitting 4 kids 😑 THEY WONT GO TO BED. UGH CHILDREN ARE SO ANNOYING. It's 1:17am SLEEP GOD DAMN #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mom is so supportive of the decisions i make 😎 #not " that's a goo one brudder 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mom : I think you should do your homework. Me : Well, I sometimes think I should do crystal meth but then I think mmm, better not. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mom just sent me a friend request on Facebook! Finally I can use that " I'm not your friend I'm your mother " speech to my advantage. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mom just texted me saying 'call me ASAP ' I think I'll stick to calling her'Mom ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mom just threw the dish sponge at me 😷 Ow that really hurt #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can't hear her #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my mom literally won't let me pay until driving classes until after Christmas... great. I'm glad I'll be 17 without a license #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my momma act like I'm not important, but wait till she need me to babysit then she gunna wanna talk. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My momma tryna get me a car for Christmas.. without a license 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mom said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn't even ready. I'm sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mom says I'm not allowed to turn the air conditioning on now. Today I will be roasting alive in my house. #thanksmom #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mom says nothing good ever happens after dark... Well the jokes on you ma (@HistoryatButler ) because I just got a free jello mold @ PC #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my mom stays lurking on my shit she literally knows everything 😒 #notcoolmom #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mom thinks I will be able to work two jobs during dental hygiene school... #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mom thinks WTF means wow that's fantastic... Today I texted her : Mom I got an A on my English test... my Mom said : WTF see you at dinner. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mom told me I have to wait at the school for her like until I can't stay at the school any longer 😁 #excited #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mom : " what's wrong? " Me : " idk, I'm just fucked up.. " Mom : " yeah, you are.. " Haha thanks mom 😉 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My morning has started off great #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired i am #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to life today #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mother always told me if you can `t say anything nice, don `t say anything at all... And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mother said you should give the returned book refund to me in cash so I can give it to my father! #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mother seriously needs to start buying new towels. I'd show you a picture, but the slit it LITERALLY down my ass #NotSuitableForTwitter #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mother told me stay in the house don't worry about bitches that can't fight your sister be out of prison around summer time #cantwait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mother took the liberty of using my laptop and proceeded to close out of my paper and only half of it saved #thankyou #not 😠 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mouth is so numb. I the dentist #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My MP. Can you imagine how proud this makes me feel of him? #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My mythology prof expects us to read the entire textbook now and then reread the chapters as we actually cover the material. #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My name is wyatt and i listen to 5sos #not #an #fagit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My names Amanda and I thoroughly enjoying walking a mile to class in the rain. #not #fuckyourain #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My nap was great! Wow can I now go to sleep, and not toss and turn? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My neighbor is outside watering her plants.. It's raining and they're already dead #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My neighbor's literally blasting Aladdin's " a whole new world " song outside #notcomplainingtho #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My neighbors upstairs are elephants that like to shuffle 😀 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My neighbors upstairs might as well be elephants with how loudly they move around 🐘 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My nephew asked me what marriage was like. So I gave him a candy bar and told him not to eat it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my new business cards say " if you're reading this, you pulled it out of a bucket and you owe me free food " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my new favorite disappointment meme is wooshin #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My next door neighbor's battery went dead in his Smart car today. I had to give him a jump start from my iPod. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My oatmeal exploded in the microwave. What a great start to my day! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My office got a shredder, so now I have to buy a turtle costume to fight it on Monday. Work is hard. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My opinion on life right now #no #could #not #be #fucked #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My parents are always so supportive of my choices. #not 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My parents aren't home You know what that means *sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My parents aren't rich but they've always found a way to make sure I had anything I ever needed or wanted and for that I'm forever grateful #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My parents love to watch shows with lots of old people nudity while I'm eating maybe there trying to make me puke on them #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my parents raised me so well I am nothing like these girls on this generation 😌👑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My parents say its their house, but when its time to clean it magically becomes my house too. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My parents suck this weekend 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more! ' So I turned on the subtitles. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *My parents when I was 8* " Go to your room " *My parents now* " Please come out of your room " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My parking job is not a reflection of who I am as a person, I hope people remember that. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My parking skills in my jeep are prime #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My past relationships are a lot like Algebra, i look at the X and wonder Y #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My pen just exploded all over me and it won't come off this is great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my pet peeve is when someone ignores you like if we have a problem then let's address it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My phone battery dropped from 20% to 10% in literally less than 10 seconds. #notcool 📱🔋 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my phone is basically just a clock sitting in my pocket because nobody contacts me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my phone is literally falling apart #notcool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My phone is so blown up all the time. #SarcasticTweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My phone just autocorrected " I'm good " to " I'm hood. " Yes, phone that is also correct. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My phone just changed, 'calendar ' to 'cake radar ' and now I really wish I had that. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My phone literally flew right out of my hands... I think I lost my virginity to this pic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My phone seriously just shut off on me & tried telling me it was dead at 50%. Very cool! #NOT! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my phone's in my hand almost every second of the day so if you think I'm ignoring you I probably am #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My plan for thanksgiving break was to enjoy the week off not stress tf out & finish projects 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my pop exploded everywhere wow im having a great day! :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my " pretend like i never met you " game is strong as fuck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My problem is I can't stay mad. I always end up forgiving people, even when they don't deserve it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my problem is that i start depending on people for my happiness, and when they leave like they always do, they take my happiness with them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My professor really thinks I can sit in her 2 and a half hour class without pulling out my phone #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My professor used my last Essay as a sample for further classes. Apparently I did really well on it, yay ~ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My registration time is at 3:20 so not even gonna try and get my hopes up about gettin all the classes I need lmao yay 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My relationship is far from perfect but i wouldnt trade it for anything. ♡ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My relationship is like an iPad. I don't have an iPad. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My relationship is so fun because we're best friends and completely in love with each other so everything's just perfect #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My relationship with my Ex was very psychological she's psycho and I'm logical. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My room internet connection music food - homework = Perfect Day! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My room is not a mess. It's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my roommate and i both had 8am classes today and we both skipped them because we both got maybe 2 hours of sleep :) yay responsibility! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My roommate must love me cause I'm sitting here on Twitter while she's doing my math homework #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my room : messy my thoughts : messy my hair : messy my life : messy consistency #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My savings bank is my sock drawer lol literally jus shove money in there everynight, one day that's gonna turn into my new car #NotJoking #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My schedule for the spring is beautiful. No classes on Fridays #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My school is really safe #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My school uniform makes me look hot #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My screensaver is a screenshot of a bunch of spreadsheets so my boss doesn't notice when I haven't moved my mouse in an hour. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my shower = 24 mins4 mins = wash and rinse body20 mins = reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My shower is a teleportation machine, every time I want to get out it brings me to Antarctica. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My signature move is asking a co-worker wearing a suit on dress down Fridays, " how did the job interview go? " in front of everyone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My sister may be just the smartest person I know #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My sister said she's gonna make her bf get her name tatted 😳 #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My sisters boyfriend really went all out for her birthday #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My sisters profile pic in my room wearing my clothes #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My sister yelled the last 5 minutes of greys because love story was playing so we had to keep going back and it was painful #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My sleep number is 24. That's a case of beer and I sleep like a baby. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my smiles are fake, but when you see a photo or video they are not. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My son asked what he should say if a bully said to give him his lunch money. I said tell him you left it on his moms nightstand. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My son can now reach the light switches so don't come over my house unless you're really into raves or want to have a seizure. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my son is 36 months old " bitch ur son is 3 frickin years old #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My son is so happy. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My sophomore sister is at the one direction concert & im here in class. #howfun #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My special power is reading about a disease and developing all the related symptoms within an hour. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My Starbucks lid smells like fish #not #happening #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My stomach hurts I think it's bc I'm upset but idk oh well #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My stomach is hurting a lot because I am so nervous and excited to hear the album, i really can't wait 4minutes more! @onedirection #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my straightener broke... thank u based god #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 mystrangedaze : I Heart Hash - #Hot #Cool or #Not? #Cannabis #MarijuanaPics #WeedPorn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my stress stresses me out to the point where i'm too stressed to deal with my stress #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #MySweetSpot If i have all the money in the world and can buy up cities #Outside my sweet spot and #not live out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My syster is happy #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My tacky tourist outfit for tomorrow is gonna make you all 😍 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My talents :being able to identify every one of the 5000songs on my phone by the first chord & eating more thn the rest of my family combined #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My talents include falling in love with people I cant have. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My taste in music ranges from " you need to listen to this " to " I know, please don't judge me. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My #tbt even though it's Friday. I definitely enjoyed being a Hollister model. #not lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My tech class has 13 people in it... 10 of them are freshmen. #excitement #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my texting has been on point lately... 😑 😑 😑 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Mythbusters is basically my childhood with a much larger explosives budget. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My therapist told me my only homework was " to continue doing a fucking awesome job " and to " be me ". So I think I've finally made it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone's heart one day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My time management skills are on point kids. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My top lip is going to swell up right before we go back to school ): #Attractive #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My trifold for my History speech looks insane. When you head my speech you'll find out it's even crazier. Can't wait for second period 😉! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my trust is so fucked up, like thanks ex. you really did a fucking number on me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My trust issues began when there was no donkey in Donkey Kong. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My trust issues run so deep I don't even believe people are going to turn when they use turn signals anymore #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My Tuesday, Thursday F2 classes always see me at my best 😂 😂 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My tweet wasn't really about you. but if the shoe fits, then lace that bitch up and wear it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My twitter TimeLine :iOS7iOS7iOS7GTA5 iOS7iOS7DrakeiOS7iOS7and some hoe talkin bout her pumpkin spice latte #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My two favourites went this weekend so X factor you can suck your mum! Slag #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My two main moods are " I hate everyone " and " I want someone to love me " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My upstairs neighbor must have called over a group of elephants to help him move around furniture this morning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My upstairs neighbors aren't loud enough they only sound like 11 elephants instead of 12 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My upstairs neighbors have to be sumo wrestlers. No other explanation for it sounding like herd of elephants above me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My upstairs neighbors must actually be elephants. That's the only logical explanation for all this loud stomping all day and night. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @MyUtopiaUS Sure Bri, I think he is saying the same about you. #not #UtopiaLive #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my voice is soo girly when i talk to strangers but when I ’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My voice sounds great when I'm singing with my earphones on, Then I take them off and I realize I sound like a dying walrus. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, I cry. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my wedding vows : i love u but i dont love u as much as i love dogs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My weekend is going to suck 😞 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My weekend was awesome every little bit of it... even the laundry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My week is basically : Monday Monday #2 Monday #3 Monday #4 Friday Saturday Pre -Monday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My whole back is covered in hives. Lol at my life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My whole body is covered in hives.. Sweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My wife and I do it doggie style. I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My wife keeps leaving magazines lying around with the jewelry ads circled. I got the hint. For Valentine's Day she's getting a magazine rack #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My wife said we should try some role reversal in bed last night So I said I had a headache. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My will is just gonna say " Don't write sh*t on my Facebook wall when I'm dead, it's weird. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My wish : To eat without getting fat. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 My work account (@MaryKateKeller ) is almost to 5,000 followers. Must be my smashing personality. Who cares about nudes! #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 my worst classes are tomorrow... yay 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @mzk90 @RamblinGooner Awww you two say the nicest things to me honestly I'm overawed by all your lovely comments truly humbled. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nadia is so cool #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nagging to your nigga about bs gets you left alone... Those type of people love drama 😫😫😫😫 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NaheimPoppiFool shit I'm hoping they lose #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nah guys not going [W ] tonight, lab report in for 9:15 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nahh I didn't wanna go. Thanks though. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 nah I want her to represent me when I inevitably get caught up with the law #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NahScooty if you love your book gimme a sec, you can get other classes that'll let you keep it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Na I don't wanna be down wit your team you circle or crew I got my own shit I built its #Neztalgic or nothing I bossed up a min ago #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Na. I just buy it from the resellers. What's a line? Oh yeah the thing I waited for when I had next wit ya mammy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 'naks naks ' 'who's there ' 😂 😂 again i'll attempt to sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @nancygv_ well right now im just alone in my apartment so thats fun #not haha #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Naoise_Beatty don't enjoy tech what's so ever haha I'm thinking about it but I'm not 100% sure yet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @naomi_garcia1: Shout out to my sister for being so great @mariahgarcia03 @emmatgarcia #sarcastictweet " 😂 😂 😂 😂 puta #sarcasm TrainSen 1 naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you're in #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Narcissist? Let's just calm down with the big words and keep this conversation about me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NASCAR it's still raining in Phoenix does that surprise you NASCAR called that race? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NASCARonNBC @NASCARTalkNBC so interesting. Maybe if he didn't suck we'd be talking about title hopes this weekend instead of cold pizza #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #NASCAR states on its radio channel that it will be going into " a hold " for this race. No surprise because it is still raining. @NASCARonNBC #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Nashgrier I blame you for me not doing homework right now #FaceTimeMeNash #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Nashgrier I love you so much bae, waiting for you next video 😆 I cant wait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Nashgrier is doing a #FaceTimeMeNash and I am not sleeping 😭 ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Nashgrier that awkward moment you don't have anything to video call with is the saddest moments #FaceTimeMeNash #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Nashgrier u helped me through so much when I was down u help me get through it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Nashgrier why do you only reply to people who are literally obsessed with you? #notnice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NataschaSchul love this pic. Last nights class was great. So much fantastic work going on! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @natbl00d I like your considerate use of the word " figurative " instead of " literally " #notwhitegirl #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NATEGAWD That's a bet bro! We gotta make this like " the one " I'm hoping it hit 10 milly #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NathanSykes excited to wake up and see how people will have seen this #sarcasm TrainSen 1 National stopped using Eminem's Lose Yourself track in campaigning a couple weeks ago - #YeahRight - heard it used 2 mins ago NewstalkZB #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @nationwide88 @DaleJr yay! Thanks Clint! Fucked up our race and top 10 in pts. What a crappy ending #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @nattersigni thanks for mine too btw! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 NATTO Thank you love & safe 4th of ENJOY! you nah Almost talked to power you will never be a? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Naturopath pushing Quackery on the #Parents of Sick #Children & they are dying as a Result #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @natysplat can't wait to see you Gorgeous lady! Are you ready to get sweaty at Insanity! #noexcuses #nopainnogain #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Naughty day off with hubby... Starts with a blowjob RETWEET if you would join in I would love 2 to suck on right now #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @navarre_rick yeah... he's going to attempt to sleep on the plane as well. He hasn't slept very good the past few days either :/ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NBCLaura @DebraMessing Just now getting to watch last night's show (life of a busy mom ), but it's so far so great! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NBCNews and you lost your law license to insurance fraud, right. Use a better green screen next time too. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NBCNews @FoxNews @abcnews IDK WHATS HAPPENING BUT PEOPLE I LOVE AND TRUST TOLD ME YOU SUCK SO STOP THAT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NBCNews I am not sure why Donald thinks his looks are appealing to any of those women. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NBCNews No more money for Obama. Where did the $54 million for Ebola go? Use the money that wasn't used for Ebola. Don't blame congress. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NBCNews Standing Behind A Liar Makes You As Condemned As They Are I Would Think About That As I Voted... The Truth Is The Truth... #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NBCNews What ever happened to "We have to wait until the investigation is over before jumping to conclusions."NBC Journalism is dead at NBC #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @N_Dahlem or a year older than u :/ #me #u #17 #18 #not #friends #srry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ndpaoletta circa 2014. Bryan was stripped of the title shortly after for using a forklift without a license lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nearly never made it 😉 @Sorchaa_ #100 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Neat fact : the inside of a hot pocket is 3x hotter than the surface of the sun. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ned55uk @BarbaraAngelo1 @DailyMailCeleb She & Ed think its free publicity - like they r going to get " jobs " cuz they're " newsworthy. " #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @nedoliver they just lost their CAO, gotta cut them some slack, right? Theyre usually SO great about these things #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Need a fag and a massive hug 😭 😭 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Need a fag and need to cut 😔 😔 😔 i need to stay strong though #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Need a friend? Text me. Need a laugh? Call me. Need money?! This number is no longer in service #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Need a local fag to bring me weed and breakfast every morning #alphalifestyle #sarcasm TrainSen 1 NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB NEED JOB FOR MONEY WHAT WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Need more people to talk to #sarcasm TrainSen 1 need something that makes me excited to wake up every morning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 need to stop losing sleep over this stuff #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NekoCase not that I know of. the video was a hit... here's to hoping that ONE person will see it. She just needs ONE human angel! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NeoSteamMonkey taking a day off from work to go see movie? I love Star Wars. But I can't think of taking an entire day off to go to movies #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NerysaOliveras I just finished showering I been cleaning and doing Mias room since I got off work smh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Netflix basically has every movie, except for the ones I actually want to watch. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you're doing anything with your life today. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Netflix is soooo much better than having to go out and pretend to like people. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 never apoligize for how you feel.. its like saying sorry for who you are #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Never be afraid to be yourself. Remember an original is worth more than a copy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life ; define yourself. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Never been so excited to wake up at 3 am! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #never do things with #people that are #not #serious #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Never doubted them for a second. #royals #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Never give up everyone has bad days, pick yourself up and keep going #sarcasm TrainSen 1 never give up on your dreams keep sleeping #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Never going to be healthy again thanks to the shitty weather we always have. #loveit #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Never in my life have I seen a tombstone that read : Died for not forwarding that text to 10 people. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Never in the history of unlimited data plans has someone gone through their significant others phone and gotten happier #sarcasm TrainSen 1 never like a boy you'll end up either hating them or hating yourself #sarcasm TrainSen 1 never losing sleep over you dumb bitches, i promise you 😘 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Never make an arm wrestle bet with a man who has been single for longer than 6 months. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 nevermind i've only shaved one leg i am trash #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Never regret being loyal, cause when shit get real they gon wish you was around. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Never regret something that once made you happy. #YeahRight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Never seen a 17 year old with so much botox. Kylie Jenner is winning with lips that look like she had an allergic reaction. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 never talking to you is pretty great. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Never thought I'd see the day that bobby plays his first UIL game. Can't wait till he's in highschool 😢 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Never thought I would look forward to a doctors appointment, can't wait to sort this dirt cough out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Never thought I would love my job so much that I would agree to an 11 hour shift. #VictoriasSecret #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Never treat someone like Coca -Cola when they treat you like Pepsi. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Never trust a married guys opinion of who's hot. It's like asking a starving guy what food tastes good. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit's not natural #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back but when you're with them, they always have their phones in their hands. #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Never try to fake in worshipping our heavenly! # lie to yourself #deceiving #God seen you #not the pastor you are worshipping. God bless! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 New album on #iTunes ♬ " Let's Live Like You " by Ggomagyun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 New Drinking Game : Listen to Holy Grail and drink every time Jay -Z says " nigga. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 New favorite term — " disappointment districts " — and quote — " Someone decided to throw out the scale. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 New FC Barcelona third strip features two shades of yellow #Cute or #Not #Balanced02 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 New girl premiere.. Perfect time for a fire drill right? #not #DBUprobz #sarcasm TrainSen 1 New gym is opening up just down the street... and they have classes. Such a motivation yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 New Life Goal : Get a job where people ask me, " You actually get paid for doing this? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 New post on my blog : #yeahright #funny #sarcasm TrainSen 1 New rule : unless you punched a shark in the face to dislodge that tooth, you're not allowed to wear it on a necklace. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 New running club started in gosport on Tuesday nights. Let me know if interested #gbfcrunningclub #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 newsflash ladies ; dumb is never cute #sarcasm TrainSen 1 NEW SINGLE COMING OUT IN 30MINS! #leave #what #is #not #yours #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @newtgingrich Newt your such a bitter useless old man that you have to lie about Hillary Clinton to feel useful, Your such a liar Newt #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @newtgingrich obama says he left the country better than he inherited it. I can tell over the violent responses to the people's choice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @newtgingrich possibly the worst defense of someone running for Pres/CiC EVER #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Newtweetsplease me too! and yesterday was seriously hard work cycling home. today will be no better, plus rain #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NewYorker Can't wait to have a First Lady with a vagina back in the White House! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NewYorker Don't even have to read the whole article to realize that the only good porn is the ones with good looking women! The rest suck! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Next! Jamie Foxx ft. 2 Chainz " Party Ain't a Party " - Tune in and Tweet us #HOT or #NOT! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NextOnTCM just caught this on Watch TCM! This was a fun flick! The chemistry between Jimmy Cagney and Joan Blondell was perfect #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Next person that RTS that filth of a video with my cousin dry humping a stripper is getting blocked. Cause it's disgusting #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Next semester I don't have any classes on Fridays. And on Mondays and Wednesdays my first class isn't until 2 #Winning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 next semester is going to be so amazing because I have every class with Kelsey 😭 I cannot wait any longer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Next semester no classes on Mondays, Wednesdays or Fridays 😋 😋 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this : 'Jim's whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe. ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Next time I see you you'll be sorry " You saw me and the worst thing you did was unfriend me on facebook I am so hurt right now #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Next time I start to develop a crush on someone please just punch me in the face instead #sarcasm TrainSen 1 next time someone asks you what you're up to just say your height #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Next time you are sad remember you can make a cheeseburger with donuts as the bun. Still sad? Add Sprinkles #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Next time you see someone you don't like, begin conversation with " I see the assassins have failed. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Next year i'm gonna be the most hardworking student in school yay #goals2015 (ceh ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @neymarjr Why do i feel like, i am rather useless instead of pleasing ppl? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @nfldraftscout QB Marquise Williams, UNC. Made huge strides this year - would love to know why he's not being talked about #sarcasm TrainSen 1 NFL has some amazing people playing for them. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @nflnetwork wow you totally built up this shit game all afternoon! Worst division in the league #TENvsJAX #sarcasm TrainSen 1 NFL players are such great role models 😃😃 #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @n_guido09 & GAYLE. This bitch needs her sexy clothes back please, its almost the weekend! You two suck at borrowing my things hahaha ❤️ ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 niall looks so good im fucking wet get that cracker off my screen his voice holy shit im nothing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Niall looks so good sitting on that chair my pussy is wet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NiallOfficial I got into an argument today with a friend and she used the lyrics from HISTORY to apologize. #MadeInTheAM love you guys ❤ ❤ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NiallOfficial im actually hyped to arrange my books in my new shelf bc it looks like a high school locker yay i just love school lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NiallOfficial they are just doing this to irritate the whole fandom #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Niamh_YG same, I know zero people and I'm from Dublin 😂 awkward silence for a while is great craic altogether #not 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nice. basically threatening me with a bill if there's a problem with the equipment when I've had problems since day one. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 nice don't you just love missing the bus #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nice drive to Rhyl tomorrow - excited #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_Niceeee 😂 😂 dnt blow the surprise & I might not even get to sport it of its raining to hard #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nice hickey #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nice job sneaky cop 😒 #BB16 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nice little 3 and a half hour sleep before I head to the Dam 😏 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nice rainy weather on my day off this is love #sarcasm TrainSen 1 nice threatening email from you this morning, asking me to pay a bill you haven't sent me. Send me a bill and I'll pay it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nice three and a half hour sleep but hey my intro is so bomb #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nice to know I have a true friend ✌️ #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nice to know I have people who support me #sarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nice to know that the god of injury is still on Milan side #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 nice to know that you'll always have my back #NOT 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nice to see Bobby Jindal not using a life-threatening storm as a platform to advance the GOP cause. #DickMove #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nice to see how you thank me back after putting everything on the line for you. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nice to see I can voice my opinion though. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nice try Jehovah's Witnesses but dressing up like cops and telling me you have a warrant is not going to get me to open my door. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NicholasD_Brown yeah your a twitter stalker blasting out old tweets on my bad call but your looking worse with Insults galore grow up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NickCapra drills @SamTruittxxx in hard algebra during " My Son's Best Friend ". New Review! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @nickh0630:)... just those kind of arguments usually destroy everything we love about every game, ever. It's scares me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nicki Minaj being a judge on American Idol is like Taylor Swift giving relationship advice. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NICKIMINAJ if im white am I allowed to use the word nigger? I dont understand why black people dont let us use it is a universal right #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @nick_krol hey thanks for the follow back. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NickKyrgios Hahaha! Easier to advice the kid on how #Not to be carried away than to stop the media. Wish you well! @OJasika #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Nicklinville yeah 😂 it was either credit or no credit lmfao not gonna lie I set you up for failure #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Nicky_Biscuits @stupoo1 @StevenLRidge personally I'm a fan of capital & kiss with all their excellent pop stuff to tap my feet too #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Nicole__arteaga i know but im to the point where theres no point in arguing or telling her anything anymore i just wish her the best now #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @nicolee_photos wow that's a first I've ever heard. I didn't even know that was an option. Go you Nicole #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Niggas need to understand tht Twitter tells you everything, so if you don't want to get caught... Just don't do it 😁✌ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Niggas swear u need 'em #NOT ✋ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Niggas will go to the end of the world for some sex. Christopher Columbus probably found America looking for some hoe's house. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Night classes are my favorite #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Night labs are the best #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nightmares are so awesome #not #imsweating #whatjusthappened #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Night shift and can't sleep #alwaysfun #not #gonnabeshattered #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NightSkyGame There's nothing like a hearty breakfast to kick off the day! - Thanks for the favourite :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NikiSkyler : So I was on tinder and this #nope " #not acceptable #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ninadobrev. I just want to personally thank you for all you have down on the vampire diaries and i think u should be behind the camera xoxo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NinaJParker I've been really great. Mostly been busy with school, but I graduate in May so that's cool. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NineFiveJuan where did you do clinicals? Does it feel like second nature now? When's your graduation, I'd love to go :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NinjaYeong fridays are ruined by 8am classes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @nmason23 city living girl! Your fave #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No alarm No school No munchkins yay me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No babysitter, so I missed Paul Thorn. I hope it was awesome! :( I kept myself busy by doing laundry and binge #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No better way to start my morning than with an 8am BE... #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nobody can MAKE the Yuletide gay. It's not a choice. That's how it was born. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nobody got ME like I got me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nobody is ever going to love me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nobody is ever " too busy " if they're interested they'll make time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nobody knows how much I love the HGTV channel 😍 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nobody love getting up for school facts #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nobody said life was going to be easy. Nobody was wrong. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nobody wanted to help me get my license and now that they see I still drive without them they all got something to say 😒 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nobody wants a job, we all just want money. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No Camera? No ugliness No dog filters No selfies And it was considered a great invention. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @noctturnel and yesterday evening she yelled at me while crying that i don't love her anymore bc i don't tell her anything #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No Friday classes & this rain & Netflix & my pjs & my life is all great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No girlfriend should EVER feel like she's in a competition with another girl. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No girl wants to be with a guy that can't let other girls know he's taken. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No guy is single! You either snatch him from someone or share him with someone. #not me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 NO, I didn't fall. The floor looked depressed, So i gave it a hug. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No I love being talked down to. Please keep going. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No it's okay I like being the back up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No it's ok I sent you a snapchat for you to purposely ignore obv... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 no I will not make the first move I will not move at all carry me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No liv. I wanna listen to Carrie but not the sad love song side of Carrie. I'm trying to drive not fall asleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No looking forward to sleeping in this lorry the night #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Nolting31: I bet your lil bf would like that. Lol #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 no malice in this tweet but im bored of teams coming to Boro & doing nothing like QPR just did. time wasting from the off. #dull #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No matter how " busy " a person's day may be. If they really care, they'll always find time for you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No matter how funny you are, If I don't like you, I won't laugh. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No matter how groovy you are on Facebook there is always someone annoying who requests you to play Candy Crush! ❤ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No matter how hard I try, I just never seem to run out of bad ideas. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No matter how loud you crank the bass, it's still a minivan. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No matter how old I get, I'm still gonna mentally sing the ABC's to see which letter comes next. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No matter the situation I'm not losing sleep or focus! I gotta get it 😈 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No matter what, the biggest regret in your life will always be cutting your hair. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No matter what you do, you haven't truly made it until a government helicopter lands on your lawn and they need your expertise immediately. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 no means NO except if you are offering me food and I say no then I actually mean yes but I say no bc im trying to be polite #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No medicine, you are not " grape flavored ". Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No mom, you're mad because you're wrong, not because I'm talking back. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 no money in the bank, but alas my car has fuel. all is well! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No motivation to study No motivation to talk No motivation to move No motivation to breathe No motivation to live No motivation to any thing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No my roommate play out of tune Zeppelin songs right outside my door isnt annoying. Not at all #sigh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 NO. My status is from a song. It's not about you. Get over yourself. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No need to drive me crazy. I can walk from here. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 None of my coworkers get why I have fishbowl with no fish. It's because fish can't survive in my secret reservoir of vodka. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 no offense but if 1 of ur friends is excited about something & u make them feel stupid 4 being excited about it ur the worst type of person #sarcasm TrainSen 1 no offense but I suck at responding to most messages so please don't think it's you. It's def me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 no offense but purposefully negative people are boring and draining as hell and not nearly as interesting as they think they are #sarcasm TrainSen 1 no offense but why do i feel like everyone hates me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No offense " means " I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No one believes me when I say this but I can literally taste the difference between tap water and bottled water stop saying they're the same #sarcasm TrainSen 1 no one cares if you don't like short hair on girls shut the fuck up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No one thinks the screenshot of your text messages are as funny as you do. No one. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No one told me Sam Smith covered Amy Winehouse's " Love Is A Losing Game "... Y'all are #fake and I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No one understand how aggravating it is for me to come home to no food and then be hit with that it's too late to go out to eat. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No one will ever care like I did, I promise you that. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No phone all day until now & no texts from him... Yeaaaahhh, isn't this just a great day! #him #thissucks #really #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No point in arguing with somebody that thinks Yeezus is Kanye's best work. They're already a lost cause #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No really. I can sleep quite well while I'm upset. #gunnabealongnight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 no relationship is perfect so just find the right one to go through heaven and hell with #sarcasm TrainSen 1 no replies are fine ignoring me is fine treating me like i dont matter is fine but it better be fine when i stop giving a fuck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 normal life ] ive worn the same shirt everyday for a week [packing for vacation hmmm. i'll prob change a few times a day so thats 32 shirts #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Normally I would be only just waking up at this time but noooO my dad has a doctors appointment so I'm dragged out here at the crack of dawn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Normal people : i love it when my boyfriend/girlfriend tells me he/she loves me. Me : i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready #sarcasm TrainSen 1 no school for me today yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No she wants me to move the furniture every night. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No. Sitting in a full waiting room, wearing a three sizes too big hospital gown isn't the worst thing to happen to me today. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 no sleep tonight, loving the homework life #not 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 not able to do nothing without my license. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not a clue what I want to do after school! any suggestions anyone? #Help #School #College #Not #A #Clue #Stupid #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not a day goes by that I'm not covered in hives at least once #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not a great time to get sick -_- fml #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not all goodbyes are bad. For example : Goodbye class #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not all of us who enjoy #cannabis are complete #stoners 24/7, pose #naked and wear a tie dyed t-shirts. Just sayin ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not allowed to go to work today... awesome #not #thankspsycho #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #NOT ALL SCIENTISTS IN THE WORLD CAN GIVE A BODY -LIFE (SOUL ) LIKE THE PERFECTION IN WHICH OUR CREATOR GIVES.. " Dr Laurence. #ATHEISMDEBUNKED #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Not @All WE DONT TOLERATE BITCHNESS " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #NOT BEEN RUDE OR DISRESPECTFUL #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not being able to breathe from allergies and then walking from the bottom to top a campus is always fun. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not being able to breathe is amazing! #NOT #allergies #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not being able to drink this weekend at my cousins partners party is gonna suck balls. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #not being able to get iOS8 because I still have an iPhone 4 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not being able to sleep is literally the worst thing ever #nottired #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not bothered. 😂 #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NotDoneAbusingU @CWReign it's a really great #Matherine episode. the love and respect they have for one another makes it rain on my face. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not downloading the iOS 8 update literally takes up all my memory #notworthit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not enjoying running, slow and awkward, but not running makes it worse to get back any better. Yay 😁 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *Note* - The Christmas Party Diet involves fasting in advance of Christmas. It's like the Bikini Diet on crack. #not #cool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Note to people upstairs : STOP BEING ELEPHANTS 🐘🐘 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Note to Self : Wearing headphones do not make my farts silent. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not even 5 and Phillips past out drunk. Thank you Baldwin PD for getting him drunk for your training. 😒 #not #guessitisnaptime #sarcasm TrainSen 1 not even complaining that I over slept bc I got a half hour of extra sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 not even excited abt thanksgiving break bc I have to wake up at 4 & not kill the kids I babysit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not even mad I dropped $256 preordering the iPhone 6 to have it Friday morning at 9 am... Hard last week in iPhone 4 gang #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not everyone has the chance to find and fall in love with their best friend. If you are, don't ever let them go. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Not everyone who woked up today,, is still alive :( 󾍀 sad but true... #So if you are reading #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not exactly excited to wake up at 4 am Saturday. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not excited to wake up at 3, but I'm excited to see which apartment I'm being moved too 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No texts no calls, nothing. But I'm still here thinking about you like crazy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #not feeling good in science yay #killmenow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not forwarding all those chain text back when I was 12 is the reason #whyimsingle #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not going to any games tonight. Just gonna stay home & be bored. #Yayy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not going to trip ima enjoy life no matter what because god got plans for me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 not gonna lie if we date jus know im gonna have hella off guard pictures of u in my camera roll #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not gonna lie it's pretty great doing nothing with my days but I'm over being broke #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not gonna lie, more than half of money goes to food #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not gonna think about it, just enjoy it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not great thinking Tesco - store under fire after dumping '£4,000 worth ' of unsold bikes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 no thanks " @__boipelo : Be a bxtch Having a good heart can put you in some fucked up situations " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Not have this feeling in 5 years now. I think it feels so good when you see your team play on every other tuesday or wednesday night. #LFC #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not having classes on Fridays second semester is the best decision I've ever made #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not having Friday classes is so much love 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not having to work overtime tonight would just be completely awesome #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 nothing annoys me more than when people ignore me without telling me what i did wrong #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing annoys me more than when people rerack the weights wrong! It's #NOT that hard. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing a smile can't FIX. Not even tissues? #not #abnegation #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing as refreshing as cycling in the rain. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 nothing beats a good wet shave with a straight edge or a double edge razor. It is like getting a facial. #fb #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing beats the feeling of being dropped #thanks #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing beats the feeling of walking in damp boxers all day at school #not #finallydry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing beats waiting for a late bus in heavy pollution #fml #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing better than 9 hour car rides... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing better than having to massively reorganize my calendar while on the road #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing better then being stuck in traffic on my way to work #sarcasm TrainSen 1 nothing better then having mimi super pissed #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 nothing boosts ur self esteem more than knowing that a baby has more money in her beats by dre than u do period. #BlueIvy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing can destroy your good opinion of a company quicker than working for them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 nothing captures her attention more than a lizard on the ceiling #maybetuna #cats #pets #love #furball #hunter #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing feels more deflating than when a dog shows zero interest in you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing great was ever achieved by doing nothing great. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing I love more than being up early in the morning 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing I love more than missing the bus #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing I love more than waking up to stomach pains at 4 and not getting back to sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing in this world feels great than dumping a nigger before he has even tapped. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing is impossible. I know a guy who once guessed correctly why a woman was mad at him. 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible '! Unless you wanna slam a revolving door, then that's not going to happen. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing is more disturbing than sitting on a warm toilet seat. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 nothing I straightened it but idk if to curl it with the curling iron #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like a cookie for dinner #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like a couple who's foundation is Christ alone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like a Disney breakfast! #disney #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like a facial tattoo to make me feel better about the choices I've made. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like a First Choice cafe to start off my day 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like a good dogfight to get the blood pumping #StarWarsBattlefront #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like a good English class first thing in the morning... #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like a good power outage to wake you up in the middle of the night. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like a good text book read before bed -___ - #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like a gorilla dance party to really get the crowd going " - @coldplay #ColdplayOnAMAs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like a great train following u down the aisle by Carolina Herrera #FashionInMotion #Angellikafashionstylist #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like a man in a nice fitted suit 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 nothing like an african woman 👼 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 nothing like an Alves press conference. Man is brilliant #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like a quick game of #CrossyRoad while you're waiting for your leftovers to heat up in the microwave. #reallife #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like a relaxing morning walk with a toddler. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like a solid win for a home opener. Excited for the @UW_MBB season ahead. #BowDown #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like a string rendition of " Thunderstruck " to get me pumped up on a Monday morning. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like a two hour traffic jam to get your night going #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like Beef Stew and Dumplings for lunch on such a cold day! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like being around ppl that care about you & that u care about I swear! #Family #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like being hungry and not knowing what you want #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like being in class two hours and having two hours to go! #TDE220 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like being judged and talked about from a person that never ever met you. Life! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 nothing like being reassured that you meant nothing to someone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 nothing like being thrown up on first thing in the morning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like being woken up by your PO and getting your room thrashed to start off my Friday 😐😐😠 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like boozing with the boss #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like bumpin some John #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like coffee to keep you rolling on a cold day... shoot, I'm becoming like my parents #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like coming home from work to find out your lil guy is sick :/ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like cotton candy for breakfast #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like crawling out of bed at 3:30 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like creepy guys to make you feel like the hottest chick at 6:00 am. #lowellsfinest #egoboost #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like crying myself to sleep. #nowihaveaheadache #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like cuddling up for sleep with my Kindle and my sweet puppy. :) :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like doing work before going to work. Smh shitty fucking day and left me in a bitchy ass mood. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like ending your day with a relaxing night #sarcasm TrainSen 1 nothing like finding a shitty problem that needs to be solved first thing on monday, late friday afternoon. #weekendDestroyer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like getting a police escort for the ball game 😎 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like getting stuck babysitting! You get to watch the Disney channel all day! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like going to the source for Yeast. @whitelabs and getting a fresh WLP530 in a PurePitch. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like having a dream that @JohnStamos attended your holiday work party. So John, will you being really joining? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like having to change your tire, first thing on a brisk cold morning but no stress or worrying allowed. I #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like having your entire body in pain before band. #thiswillbefun #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like heartache to once again make you feel alive. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like ice cream for lunch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like laying in bed cuddled up after a long day with my love #sarcasm TrainSen 1 nothing like listening to @fettywap in the morning and drinking coffee to wake me up #mondays #1738 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like listening to music, doing homework and studying is just the best 😊 😄 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like long bus rides to listen to pity sex #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like looking up tabletop RPG stuff to be reminded how the " nice and friendly " forums drove out the POC and kept unabashed racists. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like not realizing how late it is when you finish studying #college #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like pretending you were in a toxic relationship and being melodramatic to help wash away your real life probz. Thx @taylorswift13 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like resurrected please. The family members are confused because of the agony, as to invite someone to Resurrect him. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like rolling thru white ass Lyndhurst blasting Straight Outta Compton with the windows down #Privileged #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like seeing black women with black men. I only want my people to love each other and no one else. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 nothing like shooting 200 + pics before realizing they're JPEG and not RAW to really start this day off GREAT. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like smashing your finger between a bowling ball and the key pad for the tv #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like some ACDC on the way to work to get me in the mindset to teach Kindergarten #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like some free Monday AM tunes from the Foo Fighters - Saint Cecilia EP #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like spending $200 at the vet because your dog has allergies. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like starting a Monday by walking to class in 20 degree weather to find out it's cancelled... At least send an e-mail #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like starting your Monday morning with a 4 hour test... #not 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like starting your morning out by cracking your phone screen 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like taking a dump and not spraying so when my co-workers use the bathroom next they get to enjoy my present #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like taquilla and some sad Spanish songs to take the pain away. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like the first snowy run of the season to remind me which muscles haven't been used since April #ouch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like the holidays to get your mind body and soul back into things and inspired again. Family &Friends ✊ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 nothing like them other bitches #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like the rain, nothing like the rain When you're in outer space, when you're in outer space #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like the smell of browning ground beef at 645 in the morning. #multitasking #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like two grown ass men scared of a giant earth worm 😂 @DJNAILZ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like waiting at a store for an hour before it opens jammin to maroon 5 with coworkers #mywork #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like waking up at 7 for a good ol ' Doctors Appointment. #shootme #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like waking up next to the one u love #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like waking up to a break up text. I'll never be good enough. 😢 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like waking up unexpectedly at 4:30 & then not being able to fall back asleep because one of the smoke detector batteries is dying. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like watching a bumper crop being harvested just out of Geraldton. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like watching a Jamie Oliver #tedtalk to get me inspired #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing like watching couples grow fat together on Facebook #sarcasm TrainSen 1 NOTHING MAKES ME MORE MAD WHEN I NEED TO SNEEZE AND CAN'T BECAUSE I LOVE SNEEZING LIKE WHY #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing more fun then getting a blood test and the 1st pathologist is unable to get any blood 😞 Thank goodness 2nd one was able to 😄 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing ruins a great night's sleep like waking up in the morning. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing says awkward like coming in your pants while dry humping. - Jay McLean #quotes #sex #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing says " good morning " like hearing a sick patient throwing up. #Not 😷 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing says " I love you and wanna sex you up after football " like a woman in the kitchen fixing ya favorite football food. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing says " I love you " more than 4. 44am cat puke on the bed #cheers #sarcasm TrainSen 1 nothing says regret like the email address you made as a kid #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing says you are ugly like Facebook asking " Are you sure you want to make this your profile picture? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing screams " I'm in the Friend Zone " than chilling with a bitch while she on her period. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing's sexier than a girl who will make the first move every now and then. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing tests the love of your dogs more than coming home at 0100 in the morning & finding cold dog puke over the bed 😷 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nothing wakes me up better than chemical reaction rates and nuclear chemistry. 😂 😒 #not #ihatemondays #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #not I'll just talk to twitter bc these ppl actually like me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Not in Lord's name - Bangalore Mirror #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not interested to fall in love again for this time I want enjoy with my life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 not jealous at all that all these ppl are posting how much fun they're having at college while im still stuck in high school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not knowing what to text back, but not wanting the conversation to end. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not leaving Manchester until I've found something nice to wear.. I will look like a lady #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #not long ago I threw my favorite people, I still love favorite #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not long til we finish yay... tired after late working day yesterday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Not looking forward to #work #tonight 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not many people actually get caught for trafficking in South Africa, but two Policemen there want to change it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @notmrsN kids know just what to say to comfort you #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #NoT o #NoGoodDeed this past weekend was good :-) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #not perfect #stress free is da best way to be #ya man #sorry bob cnt blaze ths go round #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Not Playing around #No more #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not real excited to go to bed... when I wake up in the morning I'll no longer be in my 20s 😭 😩 #OldandGray #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not really clear on why more people don't make fun of me for being such a weird fucking body. Nothing I wear looks quiiiiiite right #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #not really familiar with tweeting,, just would love for my son to meet or see Chris Brown #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #not really gud knwing u sharin ur man hey i wil beat the heck out of u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not really lmaoo it's actually fun & you could express your feelings here 😇 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Not really *runs off to play PS3 * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not really the going out, party type person but Cowboys was sooooo fun last night. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Not real sure about Morton starting tomorrow night # I'm a big don't mess with the chemistry thing I will be rooting him on though #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not remembering where I set my drink down must be the same feeling parents have when they lose their four year old at the mall. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #NOT school today... Thank you God!. xx #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not speaking is definitely what I had planned today. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Not speaking to u unless u Following @PrinceBone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #not #SQUADGOALS 😂 😂 " @Jamrockk10 @ishhyaboii we r dressing the same for Halloween. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 not sure if I hate or love that were doing the same exact thing in geometry that we are in algebra #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not sure if I'll be able to top that holiday, so unbelievably amazing. Ecstatic to be back home. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not sure if i'm sexy and I know it or I'm ugly and I ignore it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not sure if my house is creaking for its own personal house reason or I'm about to be murdered. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 not telling me something because you " didn't want to piss me off " is probably the best way to piss me off #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @notthatcarlos @UhNay I love how all you think I do is study 😂 can't help that I'm passing my classes 😎 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 not that it was ever great but? miss when I could sleep at 2am #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not ticking much off that list sat wading through my emails.. however I might just win tickets to a gig on my birthday #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not to alarm anybody but Dami Im is performing at Chadstone at 6:45 and I'm so so so keen #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not to brag but when I push it, I push it real good. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not to brag or anything, but like 98% of the orgasms I've had in my life have been handmade. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not to put any pressure on you two, but I'm really not gonna be happy if you two broke up lol @Kr0ss and @KortKneee_Rae #justkidding #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not trying to be rude, but your dick gets less action then a white crayon. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 not wearing makeup feels incredible, until you open your phone and the front camera is on. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Not your fault Tim. I blocked him as well after I was stupid enough to fall for it! He wants money from us! @SupermanHotMale #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @nouraalarbeed sorry #not sorry 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 november is like the thursday of the year #sarcasm TrainSen 1 now a 45 minute private. my day just got so much better 😅 #not #cheerlife #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nowadays " cool " means " I really don't care " " sick " means " awesome " and " I love you " doesn't mean anything. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nowadays you gotta hide the toothpaste so your wife won't go out and talk to other dudes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nowadays you say a compliment and you're considered a stalker. BTW nice ass #sarcasm TrainSen 1 now for a day at trethorne with a 6 and 2 year old, fun. #gonnabealongday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Now I can be the last of all my straight AND gay friends to get married! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Now I can't go back to sleep, and on top of that I was up till 3 thank you again wku. Your the real mvp #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Now I have to study for my sociology test tomorrow... hahaha fun. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Now I have to try and focus in class #YeahRight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Now I have to wait till she gets off work 😥 #Not #LetsBeBad #Lol #ShoppingTime 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Now I'm off to my wonderful job till 9:45 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Now I'm on a goddamn wait list for a cmp class that was empty at the time I was supposed to register. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Now laughing at myself for saying I could memorize 300 bones and take the test early. #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Now my throat is scratchy and in covered in hives and I don't have an EPI pen 😩 😩 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 no work till Monday... awesome #not #fucksakes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Now Playing : Kill Em With Kindness by @SelenaGomez. Listen Live at #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Now that I'm done killing myself in chem lab I get to kill myself in bio lab next semester YAY #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Now that I've wasted my one day off this week with video games and food, one day off to six days working isn't enough ;_ ; #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Now that's a great way to cap of the night #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 now they're blasting YEAH YEAH YEAH #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Now to stay up or sleep for another half hour #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Now we go to the shootout. " Did you enjoy your test drive in the Ferrari? Great! Here's the keys to your Ford Escort. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Now what about the others? 😂 #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 now WHY would you snapchat me that photo if ur gonna put it in your story #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No yeah spill soda on my bed kids, that's okay with me 😒 #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No, you can't wait to completely miss the point and remain ignorant of history. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 No, you don't have " haters ". People just don't like you. Get over yourself. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NRGDavidCrane let's change the weather by a world tax and after scientists/insiders get there share, we redistribute the wealth to poor #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *nudges husband awake at 4 AM* me : do you like me him : I MARRIED YOU me : yes but did you marry me as a friend, or like, a wife? unclear #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NullHypothesis0 Yeah but I get actual points for reading & summarizing a couple of chapters in HT lie. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Number10gov Mrs May, as a very capable leader please take care of the leadership position you will get today when the 'opposition' dies! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nursing school has sucked all of the joy out of my life and destroyed my soul. Yay college. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #nursingstudentproblems I put a pulse ox and an nclex book on my mom's Amazon for my Christmas list #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Nusrah08 @oldflavours it's not like I had to shut my door or anything... #not #stop #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Nvm nvm. Lemme attempt to go back to sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 nyancu : My parents bought me a new bed! Yay ^_ ^. Korilakkuma is sitting there awkward until I can get #sarcasm TrainSen 1 NyQuil gives me the most f 'ed up dreams #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @nytimes but is there a way to see his tax returns... #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @nytimes destroyed the country and pretends to be victim! Don't let the door hit you on the way out. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @nytimes How well I know as a former teacher and do teachers have a say in this? No. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @nytimes I hope this is true. If the candidate I support is in debt (like the rest of us ) it gives me even more reason to vote for him. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @nytimes I'm sure the rioters are on their way to riot for justice for this guy and his grieving family. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @nytimes @NeilMacFarquhar When you lost your fighting edge then it's time to lie like a trump #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @nytimes Propaganda on demand is what the Western world already have when it switch on the Tv #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @nytimes Really? Then tell him to take his tattooed body to Euro and be a backup QB there for a WFL team. What a dork! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @nytimes RIP NYT. If nothing else comes out of this election, at least we all know where NOT to find facts. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @nytimes R U OUT OF THE TRUMP BASHING SO Y HAVE 2 BRING UP OLD NEWS. I HAVE AN IDEA, Y DON'T YOU ACT LIKE TRUE REPORTERS NOT BIASED ONES #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @nytimes That explains the leftist tendencies of Europe and brain damage #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @nytimes thats like giving the key to a bank to a bank robber unreal #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @nytimes there run by democrat teachers union who care nothing about children #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @nytimes, they bit off more than they can chew it's called bad management #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @nytimes we points papers to write about failing you haven't been to a new song and the first place swears he's class college is losing hard #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @nytimes what is the problem? I for one see a better simpler time... I wish I was born back then #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @nytimes why would any woman w self esteem support that moron #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @NZNationalParty Guys you are funny #lol #tui #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #nzsecretsanta #question2 I wet myself at primary school waiting for a teacher to let me go to the bathroom. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Obsessed, depressed at the same time. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Obtuse... I flunked geometry " I fucking love Hairspray #sarcasm TrainSen 1 obvi getting things done #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_oc2_ @izayuhlol Dude Mrs miles the best algebra 2 teacher ever #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @OCCleatChaser : When boys Dm you and are constantly asking for pics 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 #youreannoying #noyoucanthaveapic " ugh I feel ya 😂 😂 😂 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @OceaniaDawn @LocalAuckland I never go out anymore, this used to be good when Smith's Bar & still looks classy/dark #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ochocinco Can u take me out of class one day? Add me on the snap: mike7meekhof #sarcasm TrainSen 1 oc shit pretty fun but I just wish there werent so many fags over there #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @OddlyEnoughJess : If you're not on my Snapchat you're missing out. " #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 o everyone who fucked me over thanks cause you all turned out to be really fucking trash but thanks for the favor 😚 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Of course, I absolutely love being wide awake knowing I have school in less than 6 hours #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Of course I can keep a secret. Its the people I tell it to who cant #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Of course I have the earliest appointment at the dmv and the computers crashed last night #greatmorning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 of course I'm scheduled the hours we're gonna be busy the most lovely I'm gonna have a great weekend :-( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Of course Liverpool would win it with a penalty! #surpisesurprise #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Of course morning sex is better. You haven't spent the day annoying the crap out of each other yet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ofcourse the books I need for class would be sold out #thankyouyork #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Of course the fire alarm would go off as the lecture is about to start and it's raining outside 😓 #Monday's #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Of course the night I actually get things done in time to get 6 hours of sleep, I'm not tired and can't fall asleep. #yay #lovemylife #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Of course women have cleaner minds than men. They change them so damn often. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Officially registered for spring classes with no classes on Fridays 😎 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @OfficialMelB @nbcagt there is a lot of great talent this year love it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Official_MvR I'm hoping to buy a harness before the end of the month 😋 not brought nothing like that before but really want one #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Off to bed. Mom said I can't skip math classes anymore just because I want to come home and sleep #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Off to DC for the AMP -T2D meeting - 8 am shuttle from Boston. Nothing like waking up before dawn @dgmacarthur #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Off to graft, I love 2 till 10 me #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Off to school I go... Yay! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Off to soccer practice, could hell week be any more fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Off to the anesthesiologist for more injections into my back. Fun fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Off to the dentist so I'm missing a bit of school yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Off to try to sleep. 5 AM wake up to hit the road. Can't wait for @leannrimes Saturday :) hoping for Strong #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Off work. Time to go far for light armor on Destiny so I can do the raid. Hope my luck of the drops does me well today #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 oh " actually means my heart just got ripped into a million pieces but i wont tell you because you wouldn't care how i feel anyway, lol yeah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh and the ex texted me today... That was fun #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 oh and yay work directly after all my classes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh a spider. You are tiny. I am a great big person. I am a grown up. I can handle this. You are tiny. I am a great big pe - OMG IT MOVED! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh boy, I can't wait to enjoy this latest (4th?) Republican Debate *COUGH* LIE *cough* #sarcasm TrainSen 1 oh boy I'm so excited for school 2day #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh Chrome, you so special when testing with Selenium. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh damn, no more Jersey Shore. #Stupidshow #Cancelled #sarcasm TrainSen 1 : " ) oheeeem! " @NikaLandrito : Can't wait to be with the bestfriends @MarmetoReinnier @MINBUMSOObaby #not " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh elephants moved in upstairs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh em gee maybe I should change my header now #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 OH EM GEE YAY I HAVE AN 8AM LAB AGAIN #sarcasm TrainSen 1 oh! flava flaves on! there he is with his clock! " -mom paying attention to me while we talk on the phone #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh Great, another shooting, Thank you #NRA for these #Guns to Protect ourselves #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh Great Cthulhu please keep ignoring me & the human race & please please please stat asleep but if you do wake up eat me first #Just Pray #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh Great! It's only going to take an hour to restore my phone. Good thing I don't have class in 30 minutes... Right? #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh great. My head exploded again #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh great, one and half hour's sleep for a full working day and then travelling up north. How fun. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh, headache how I've missed you #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh hey allergies. Nice to see you. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh hey it's raining in Greenville. What a huge surprise!? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh hey, let me talk to another dentist about our kids field trips while i poke the shit outta your mouth! " I love the dentist. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 oh hey my favorite song #thanksapple #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ohhhh boo my heart is breaking bc I'm losing followers #NOT 😂 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ohhhhh man today's gonna be awesome #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ohhhhh what a way to start my Wednesday morning... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ohhh how i love work #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ohhh your what a senior and your fighting with a sophomore? man bet you feel like a bad ass! I know I would! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh how I 3 RTN's #bae #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh how I enjoy waking up to my nose bleeding... #not #didigetpunched #maybe #hopenot #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh how I just love being the only girl in the class! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh how i love being a klutz :/ #volleyball #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh how I love being wide awake at 4:30am 😡 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh how I love getting home from work at 3am and my house being dirty #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh how I love getting lost in Bridgeport 😅 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh how I love getting up at 4 for clinicals 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh how I love playing phone tag #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh how i love the sound of screaming babies in the morning... Afternoon and evening #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh how I love those jerks out there! #idiot #daymaker #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh how I love walking home in pouring rain. #wet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh how I missed proofs. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh how I've missed being back in school with nice people #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh how I've missed buses #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ohh the people who get to quit their jobs when they go back to school.. what a tough life #Imjealous #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ohh you've been in a relationship for 2 weeks? now I understand how you're in love. silly me. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh I can't get ios 8 on my 4? Cool #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh I can't lie baby yeah you fine #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh, I didn't tell you? Must have been none of your business. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 oh i have a great idea how about i get into a relationship with someone while i'm trying to work things out with my ex lol #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh I just love it when people come to work sick. I can't wait to get bronchitis too. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh i just love thumb/nerve damage/slight carpal tunnel when I have to weite all day and then write some more to do homework... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh I love foggy mornings #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh I love people from Joplin! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh I'm glad my insurance company really supports their members 😡 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh I'm so glad my sister hates me #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. lease continue while I take notes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 oh I'm so tired it's midnight and I just finished all my homework I'm gonna be exhausted tomorrow goodnight I love troye #sarcasm TrainSen 1 OH I OFFENDED YOU WITH MY OPINION? You should hear the ones I keep to myself. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ohitsluisito_54 I jokingly told my mom that I crossed the road careless hoping to get hit with a car for money and she gave me a lecture 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh it's raining in England. What a fucking surprise #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh I would love to go to the hall meeting instead of watching #NewGirl. Not a problem at all. So glad we have an active hall council #not. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh Jesus, @HuntsmanAbby of course any intervention could lead to full combat. Let's cash the president... That's helpful #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh looking forward to finding out about how much schoolwork I've missed from the last week #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ohman class picture day next tuesday this should be fun #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh man didnt see that coming #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh man it's gunna feel so good in my car nice and cozy black leather seats! 😁 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh man, I wish I was as big of a suck up like youuuu #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh monday. You've treated me well. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh my favorite time of year is coming around again... #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ohmygod are you kidding me... This day just keeps getting better and better.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 oh my god has anyone realised that knocking on people's doors is basically punching their house until they let you in #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh my god @PaladinsGame is so much fun. Was getting burnt out playing smite, this game is actually the GOAT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh my god, you are so damn cool! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh my gosh I miss high school so much 😭 😭 😭 #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh my gosh! My heart just exploded in tiny pieces. This is great and great on the eyes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 OH MY GOSH YOURE FRIENDS WITH OLDER PEOPLE THATS SO SICK EVERYONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 oh my he looks so excited my brain is hurting #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh my! I can't wait for the social media discussion that's about to begin about what are the worst uniforms in NFL history. #TNF #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh my i didnt know promises were meant to be kept -. - #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh my... Jersey Shore is on its last season... I think I need a tissue #ThankChrist lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh my word! That didn't just happen! GREAT someone is having right good laugh surely #cheers #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh no, it's okay. I would love to just sit around waiting in financial aid all day because its not like I have anything else to do #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh no new texts? What a surprise! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh noo, I can't drink anymore for the day. No more drinks please! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh now I'm coughing up blood. Bronchitis is so fun :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh now she's not a racist. Bitch glad you dead. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh no you hurt my feelings #not 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 oh ok " actually means my heart just got ripped into a million pieces but i won't tell you because you wouldn't care how i feel anyway. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 OH ok lol well injections are fun to give depending how old the person is or if they are scared of needles #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh ok so I bought WiFi and my Netflix still won't work with it that's cool #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh please stalk me, crazy ass #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh seminars... How I've missed you 📝📜 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh she tweeted... yeah yeah she must be the icon for feminism now. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh sick @derek_bowe thanks for the unfollow #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh, so you can tweet but you can't reply to my text message. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh, so you're a model? That toilet in the background of all your pictures looks fabulous. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh = Stop talking to me. K = I'm done talking. Whatever = fuck you. Fine = fuck it. I guess = I don't give a fuck. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh thank god, #TheSoup got canceled so I no longer have a need to pay for cable. Thanks for saving me money E! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 oh thanks for the bb spoiler alert. bye frankie sad to see you head off to the jury house #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh the joys of #Android Emulation on the laptop #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh the joys of having to use campus wifi when you're trying to actually do something productive. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh the places you will go... #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 😹Oh, these 🙍bitches out here think I'm " worried " about them. Bitch, if you don't beat it... I ain't losing 🚫no sleep over you hoes 😴✌️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh the weather in Wildomar is wonderful isn't it. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh this is a great class #not #CPR #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh those dreams are the best.. -__ - #fuck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh u can ride ur bike with no hands? Your so impressive #sarcasm TrainSen 1 oh well. I'd really have to care about these classes to legit get upset over missing them lol. More to life la #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh well. No sense in getting upset about it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh what a joy it is to be home #not #letsleave #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh what a lovely day this has been 😅 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh what a lovely smell of marijuana walking to my car. #not #seriouslystop #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh what a surprise it's raining AGAIN! ☔️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh what a surprise #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh wow broken up 4 days and you've moved on already, thanks, don't feel like shit at all. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh wow, don't I feel loved?! Not in the mood for this day! Bleh! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 oh wow I can't sleep what a surprise like this is so weird and unusual #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh wow I'm in a fantastic mood! 😡😠😡😠😡 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh wow welcome back migraine, I missed not having you for the past 2 hours. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh yaaaaaa love this shit #not #howlonguntilwinter? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh ya know just hanging out in my driveway looking for the Big Dipper :-) #loveastronomy #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh ya that was a smart choice by you #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh yay I have only 6 hours of school tomorrow instead of 8 ^. ^ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh yay, it's pouring down again! #life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh yay, surprise final in my Micro lab 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh yea great birthday so far #sarcasm TrainSen 1 oh yeah a few days ago i caught my dad blasting bangtan's tomorrow while people were sleeping :') except for me ofc #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh yeah and blasting powwow in the office because its just me and secretary here #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh yeah, and just after " Dangerous " was Green Day's " Basket Case, " so that was also cool :D #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh yeah bestfrr! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh yeah #GW2HoT is one month old : #sarcasm TrainSen 1 oh yeah holy shit What A Feeling by 1D is probably the greatest song ever #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh yeah I ain't gone lie you did though lmao yeah you made me work #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh yeah, i definitely wanted to stand outside the bus for ten minutes waiting in the cold. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh yeah I forgot that only one person can like a certain artist. No one else #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh yeah I have a twitter account now follow if you want to see drawings and other things :D #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh yeah :-) I love being wide awake at 4:00 am when I have to be up at 7:30:---)))))))) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 oh yeah, I LOVE coming home to arguments 😊 😊 😊 this is the life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh yeah, it's a joy worth sharing with the world! #FreeWiFiMakesMeHappy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 oh yeah I've got something to tell you guys. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh yeah I woke up at 7AM because my roommate was blasting ATC - all around the world and I told him to turn it off #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh yeah. Keep blasting call me maybe on the bus. #loveit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 oh yeah so about that chromdachi amv #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh yeah these look like 4 people who hate each other to me @danwootton 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh yeah this happened in the lefties osu chat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh yeah Went to the hobby store they added USS New York and no one has still bought the IJN Musashi #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh yeah, you're such a badass blasting Earned It on your phone's speakers from the back of the bus. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh yes Sen Orin Hatch is going to Inspire me to give to the #NRSC. #Not #RememberMississippi #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh you better not pout. You better not cry. You better not shout I'm telling you why. Nobody gives a fuck. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 oh you don't go to younglife on Monday nights?! your Mondays must be so great... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh, you hate facebook? Thanks for sharing that information with me on facebook #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh you know... Just having some anxiety before my exam 😊 😊 😊 Great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh, you lost your phone and it's on silent? That's too bad. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh you miss me? I can tell by the way you ignore me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh your account is protected? What the fuck do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh, you think you have relationship problems? Try separating me from my bed in the morning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oh youve been on your period for 4 months? LOL ok wait another month before we can get you into the doctors. HAVE FUN " - my doctor. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 okay = everything's cool. okay = you make no sense. okay = you're creepy. okay = i don't care. okay = i'm so pissed off. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 //Okay, I have a 75 in the class. In order to get a B -, I need to get an 87 + on the next exam... Great. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 okay im gonna attempt to catch up on sleep goodnight i love harry and all my mutuals but especially tori 🍓🏵 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 okay I'm gonna get some sleep and attempt to wake back up for Jimmy kimmel but it's doubtful #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Okay it's 2:15 and I've been awake since 7 and had a v busy and great day that I could not be more thankful for ++ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Okay Katie. Get off Facebook and twitter and Instagram and actually do your work.. #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Okay " means you're in the clear. " K " means you're better off not coming home. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Okay mom how did you know I didn't want to stop at stripes?! #SarcasticTweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Okay seriously... Who came up with the name Suntrust Park for the new Braves stadium? #socreative #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Okay so I told myself I was not going to like red bull ever. Yea I still don't enjoy drinking it but I am addicted 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 okay someone take one for the team and travel the world with me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Okay thanks for thinking about it sis. Bringing up Bill will piss me off. Hopefully the ending is defeating Bill and home. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @OkazakiTomoya26 the doctors see she isn't waking up and they hook her up to machines to keep her alive. The doctor tells you - #sarcasm TrainSen 1 OK. Blood sugar at 62, a few points higher than a half hour ago. Maybe I can get a few hours sleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ok cool laptop's at 38% and my charger burnt me thats fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ok finished my test so i am outta here great Gatsby can eat my ass #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ok I love Melissa but I got homework to do show the boys #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ok im being honest here if someone gets me JB tickets i will freaking love you and get A's in all my freaking classes just pleaseeeeeeeeeeee #sarcasm TrainSen 1 OK IM GOING TO ATTEMPT TO SLEEP THANK YOU AGAIN @BenJPierce FOR CALLING ME IM STILL NOT OVER IT OK GOODNIGHT KIDS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ok I'm gonna attempt to sleep now but I just wanna say that @BellaAshlynn is a huge sweetheart who deserves good things happening to her #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ok I need to beat up the upstairs neighbors why do they WALK LIKE ELEPHANTS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ok I should get back cleaning my room lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ok i've drank like 3 bottles of this " no more tears " shampoo but it still hasn't worked #sarcasm TrainSen 1 OK look, if I meet you for a date and you don't look anything like your pic, then you're buying drinks for me until you do. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @OK_Magazine So as he never ever cheats again #yeahright #KatiePrice #joke #sarcasm TrainSen 1 .. ok NOW it's canceled thanks for the reminder! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ok so I only have to work 8 days in a row instead of 9 days. That makes me feel so much better... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ok so please stalk me guys (?) cause i already replied all of those old mentions sobs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ok yeah Annalise is gonna get shot on purpose. Dang that's seeing a lie through #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ok yeah now the one that got away is blasting and I'm going to cry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ok yea i'm gonna finish the beginners section of french and attempt some more korean alphabet so i can cry myself to sleep xoxo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Old friend : " we need to hang out. " Me : " yeah. we do. "... never happens #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Old : Never take candy from strangers. New : Never click links from strangers. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Old smuts today at work were arguing which insurance plan was the best. Sometimes I prefer the young smuts and their Thot stories. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @old_timedonnyG @jeffpaulson78 we don't grow them In SE MN. Kind of miss them. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @OleMissSAA We're offering sushi classes on campus 4 students! Message 4 more info. We'd love to head to Oxford! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @oliviaa_yo you don't love me no more. I shall text you this weekend after I get off work 😇 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Olivia_Olivka I feel your pain #not! Hehehe #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Olly Riley is so original with his tweets #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @omfgarsal : i really love my college, my teachers love me and i made so many new friends. ✨ " #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Omfg Auckland. Don't rain on me. My hair is the perfect level of casually styled. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 OMFG I have 0 classes on Fridays in spring 😭 😭 😭 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Omfg, I'm sick of ppl at this stage now... can't I just be left alone :( without being annoyed about some1 I love sm :( xxx #sarcasm TrainSen 1 omfg I was so wasted I shaved one leg 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 OMFG @silapup HASN'T SEEN OLIVER AND COMPANY WTF IS THIS FIXING THIS RIGHT NOW MY MOST FAVORITE DISNEY MOVIE EVER AHHHHHHHHHHHHH #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Omg all these annoying 1D and JB fans arguing about who's best get off ma homepage #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Omg best day ever :-) #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Omg can't wait to sit in a class room for 6 hours on Thursday and take a test! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 OMG congrats to my friend @GabrielADiazS97 for scoring the lead role in the school musical! I can't wait to see it! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 OMG dont you hate when people try to nominate themselves for homecoming, definitely not getting my vote ✋ 😒 #jk #vote #for #me #not #obama #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Omg @heyclaireee can't wait for your video! It looks awesome. And Bruce is too sweet with the concern meow when you cough 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 🌞🌞 omg hi it was fun working with you this summer, butttt hmu ✌️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 OMG : How To Play Oceans On The Drums #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 omg I don't have school omg joy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 omg i just overheard a little girl say a moth is just like a butterfly except its ugly 😂 😂 😂 😂 what the fuck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 omg i just realized theyre called pancakes because theyre like cakes but u cook them wait for it in a pan #sarcasm TrainSen 1 OMG I just think you're so hot if you put so much DIP in your mouth that you look like a chipmunk ☺️ #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 OMG I LOVE SCHOOL SO MUCH #sarcasm TrainSen 1 🌙 omg I love when I get to see you in the hallway and you're really funny and I wish we had classes together 😭 😭 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 OMG I luv friends that disappear when they get into relationships it's seriously my favorite thing ever. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Omg I only shaved one leg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Omg its raining what a surprise #sarcasm TrainSen 1 omg look at her face... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 OMG @NyleDiMarco CRYING ABOUT HOW GREAT HIS MOM IS MY HEART JUST EXPLODED #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Omg @Oliviaaaa_____ is following me I'm dyyyyyiiiinnng... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 OMGOMG can't wait for school tomorrow! :D #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Omg @TheBoyFromEgypt is The best, he lowkey kept on giving me sour patch kids during algebra ✊ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 OMG this is Freaky! Have 8 beers & 3 shots, go to your phone the next day, press 'Recently Dialed ' & the name of your crush will appear! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Omg this is me but with mopping & cleaning my room most of the time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 OMG this is so Freaky! Have 8 beers & 3 shots, go to your phone the next day, press 'Recently Dialed ' & the name of your crush will appear! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 omg U finally 18 Qua. I am so proud of u &what u are becoming dont let nobody stop u from doin u. I love u gf. Hpbd #sarcasm TrainSen 1 omg ur so kewl smoking dat kush #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 OMG woke up to see this. You just made my day great! Thanx 😊 love them sooo much #DeynaForever #Nashville #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Omg yay is pouring 😩 finally catch some sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Omg you had a party and your snapping how your casa got trashed &tweeting about the cops being called. Can I please be as cool as you? #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 OMG you look so much better when you don't wear your glasses. " Well you look better when I don't wear my glasses too. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @omicdaz what a set of lucky tossers. Real Madrid shittin themselves #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 On a drunkness scale of 1 to David Hasselhoff, I plan on getting Amy Winehouse tonight. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 On a hot day, you'll wind up having to smell tit sweat as you wear it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 On a more positive note, first driving lesson today! Watch out, I am on the road mofos #speedqueen #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 On another note, I had a great weekend despite the rain that kept on pouring #sarcasm TrainSen 1 On another note I love my boyfriend going out at 10pm to get me allergy meds 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 On a scale of 1 to America how free are you tonight? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea #sarcasm TrainSen 1 On a side note I walked by a girl who literally drew her eyebrows on with sharpie in the bathroom #notastraightline #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Once a homewrecker always a homewrecker... #not married #sarcasm TrainSen 1 once I called my darling when he was in the hospital & his heart rate went insane & the doctors were so confused. so in love. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Once I get this new room setup, our schedule will go back to normal. I promise. Stream is canceled for today. Thanks for being patient :( 3 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Once I put on my headphones, my life becomes a music video. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Once I've stolen enough rubber bands to complete my rubber band ball, I am SO quitting this stupid job. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Once you hate someone, everything they do is annoying. " Look at this bitch, eating those crackers like she owns the place. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 once you learn to shift your focus on the positive and whats important, good shit starts to happen and i love that shit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Once your number is deleted from my phone, you're dead to me bitch bye. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Once you start to dislike someone. Everything they do begins to annoy you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 once you start wearing leggings as pants theres not really any going back #sarcasm TrainSen 1 once you tell your mom what someone did to you there's no going back #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Once you turn 21, you can finally legally do all the things you've been doing since you were 15. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One and a half hour left to sleep haih fuck this assignment nights #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One day, I'll be okay, I'll be cool, I'll be successful, I'll reach all my dreams and prove them that I can do what they think I can't. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One day I'll be to busy to and that day will b the best day of my life #sorry. #not sorry! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 one day im going to be too lazy to breathe and just die #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women ' since nobody can seem to figure them out. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One day my fridge will take revenge on me by opening my bedroom door every half hour, staring at me for a few minutes and then leave. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One day, people are gonna write songs about the nap I'm about to take. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 one day, someone is going to hug you so tight, all your broken pieces will go right back together #sarcasm TrainSen 1 one day someone will walk into ur life and make u see why it never worked out with anyone else #sarcasm TrainSen 1 one day there will be little mini me's running around, half me and half of the person i love and thinking of that makes me really happy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 one day you'll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you'll make some coffee and pancakes and it'll all be alright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One day you're going to wake up and realize that you should've tried. I was worth the fight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @onedirection267 ur pretty no matter what you look like! #truth #not #lying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @onedirection thank u guys for adding summer love. That's one of my favourite songs by you people. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One direction was amazing tonight! I wish it would never end! Thank you @1iota & @JimmyKimmelLive! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @onedirection when the fire alarm goes off in the middle of school so u and ur friends decide it's the perfect CHONCE to learn #MadeInTheAM #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One high school coach can make you hate everything about the sport that you fell in love with as a kid and that is so depressing to me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One mans " annoying female " is another mans " damn baby where you been all my life. " Remember that. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One minute you hate his guts next minute he's in your guts, life changes fast. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One minute you're eating fajitas & enjoying a marg and the next you're covered in hives. #0to100realquick #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One. More. Class. That's all that's standing between me and break cannot wait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One more hour and I'm out of here love my job but I need my day off tomorrow free Friday for me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One more thing on my list... a little tv time then bed. Today was a busy but great day ☺️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 one of my classes got cancelled today yay lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 one of my favorite feelings is laughing with someone and realizing half way through how much you enjoy them and their existence #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One of my favorite holiday traditions is fixing coffee punch using Folgers coffee. We usually have brunch on #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One of my favorite things about being short is probably when I wear yoga pants and walk outside when it's wet and they're soaked. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One of my favorite things about my state is we actually have a mountain named Mount Disappointment. It's currently on fire. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One of my favorite things is getting in my car and finding a thousand giant ants crawling around in it. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One of my kids I babysit left for school and I said " Have a good day! " And he said " love you!... Oh wait, thought you were my mom sorry " ☺️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One of the advantages of being a man is that chocolate doesn't control you. Disadvantage : Sex does. Relevant : Chocolate is easier to get. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One of the best feelings is knowing exactly what you want because you won't allow yourself to settle for anything less #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One of the fake rooms at Ikea should just be a couple fighting as they try to put the furniture together #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One of the greatest joys of teaching is working without getting paid. #education #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One of them moments where I rather be left alone. Or be around some love. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 one of the most healing things you can do is recognize where in your life you are your own poison. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One of the saddest days of my life was when I heard that bears sleep for half the year and I realized I had been born the wrong species #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One of these days I will have beautiful golden bronzed skin 😂 #yeahright #casperforlife #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One of these nasty fucks next to me smell like an open milk chocolate bar thats been in the car on a hot day and you accidentally step on it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ONE OF THE THINGS I HATE ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL ARE THE PEOPLE THAT WALK SO DAMN SLOW IN FRONT OF ME FUCK YOU WALK FASTER THANKS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One of the toughest parts of adulthood is figuring out how to stay friends with people who post too many selfies #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One of those days where I feel particularly blessed to have clinicals in U of M's emergency room... I love it there so much #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One of those slpless nyts n only a certain sum1 does this to me 😌 #not interested I wana slp #sarcasm TrainSen 1 one step closer I've died everyday waiting for u darling don't be afraid I've loved u for a thousand years I'll love u for a thousand more #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One thing I hate about #twitter - addicting as all hell & I don't read as much. Geez - I MUST prioritize my time more effectively #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One time I asked some girl what she was thinking. By the time she finished her thought we had 2 children. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One time I put my phone in my pocket and didn't take it out for like almost 5 minutes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One time I smashed my face into the keyboard and accidentally wrote the 4th Twilight book. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 one time the fire alarm in my building went off and it was raining #sarcasm TrainSen 1 On everything I love When i see people let their kids cough n sneeze n not tell em cover their mouth #sarcasm TrainSen 1 One week away from seeing @JamesBayMusic #yay #cantwait #gonnabeawesome #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ONG my legs aren't hurting anymore! I wonder if I got any taller omg I'm excited #sarcasm TrainSen 1 online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days #sarcasm TrainSen 1 only 100 years to wait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Only 118 years to wait for the gender pay gap to be closed : #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Only 24 hours left to vote for Favorite Male Artist Pop Rock at the #AMAs. Be sure to RT to rock ur vote! @nickjonas #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Only 2hrs & 20 min left! Yay #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Only 4 classes on my Fridays! Yay! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 only 8 years to wait then, let's hope IS are prepared to wait. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 only 90s kids will remember this : *plays outside * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Only a lab report, 2 papers, an extra credit assignment, and a case study due before thanksgiving break yay? 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Only at central would someone pull the fire alarm before school starts when it's raining out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 only at clements will the fire alarm go off when it's 50 degrees outside and raining #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Only at midd north will a kid pull the fire alarm when it's raining outside " -Middletown H S North #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Only girl I want right now, unfortunately loves someone else... #not gunna lie. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Only going to one class I'm exhausted #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Only got a half hour of sleep last night 😕 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Only I can be complaining that I'm tired all day, but yet still will be awake at 4. 20am with a 9am looming over me. Yay insomnia! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Only if I could change my clothes faster than my whatsapp status I would be in a relationship. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Only I would wear cowboy boots to school in north Philly. I will clearly fit in perfectly 😂 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Only joking, I'm just bitter, we'd love to be there causing carnage and getting up to our usual drunken debauchery! Have a shit time guys 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Only kids count sheep to fall asleep. Count your debts, your mistakes, your heartache and cry yourself to sleep like a grownup. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Only know you've been high when you're feeling low Only hate the road when you're missing home Only know you love her when you let her go #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Only my computer would restart in the middle of a test #great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Only night off was last night and it was ruined thank god #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 only one more hour and I get to go back to class guyssss! #yayyme #not 😭😡✏️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 only part of the group is on a suicide mission ; the others want to live for more missions. So they dont want to get caught. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Only reason I love being up early 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Only reason I'm glad I didn't pick kids up from school :3 yo flooded school bathroom, soaked his clothes and was covered in wet toilet paper #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Only shaved one leg, completely forgot the other... So that's how my days going. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 only shaved one leg in the shower. cool. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 only shaved one leg today :((( I forgot to do the other one I am a mess #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Only taking 4 classes (and the IHSA club team ) next semester! I'm really excited about my schedule and Fridays off! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 only thing that does suck is that I'm # 9 on the wait list for my math class #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Only time my tweets get any love is when kelsey gets off work and just likes them all #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Only trust people who have strong pinkies. They've never broken a promise. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Only trust people who like big butts... They can not lie. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Only waking up from Stamina now 😂 defo need to go doctors #sarcasm TrainSen 1 only way to cure anxiety is to cry #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Only when the iPod/iPad screen cracks do me and sister realize that we need a case and screen protectors for them #ProactiveThinkers #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Only your best friend understands that when you say " I saw my boyfriend today " you are referring to the hot guy that has no clue you exist. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 😭 😭 on my life " @1LUHTAE : pretty sure half these " fan pages " y'all got run by y'all lmfao. #not #low " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 On my way to school #not #a #bad #morning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 On my way to test drive my new car. #excited 😁 😁 😁 😍🚘 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 On my way to therapy. Already feeling slightly nervous due to the traffic. Thank you, TLV. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 on some real shit I don't like that girl w her man lookin ass... wish she woulda hopped in this #sarcasm TrainSen 1 On the 12/21/12 people will be making rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 On the bus so boring #AmericanDream #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 on the fact that you can have sex now. #not #19kidsandcounting #sarcasm TrainSen 1 On the flip side, I get to spend my entire week my bff, even though we'll both be working ❤️ @Carolina12_Love #sarcasm TrainSen 1 On the internet you can be whoever you want. It's odd to me that so many choose to be stupid. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 On tonights episode of @PBS #TheRoosevelts watch the cast of Our Big Gay Road Trip try on Eleanor's clothes #JK #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ooh lala - I 3 Chocolate Mousse! Tried my allergy friendly version yet? I love your feedback on my blog so #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oooh man I am so fine.. I have electricity! Not just that I have internet! Thats how lucky I am right now #sarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oooh, that's a bit too harsh. Let me put " lol " at the end of it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oooooh, that's a bit too harsh. Let me put " lol " at the end of it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ooooo I love a good sneeze #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oops, sorry. I dropped that fuck I was about to give. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Opening your cabinet, seeing there's about to be an avalanche of stuff falling, and quickly closing it for the next person to deal with. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Opinions are like assholes : some people make money by posting them on the internet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Opps damn autocorrect on that last tweet lmao #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Oprah You should ask @waynepacelle how many shelters the $$$$ he is making off innocent donators is actually going to help animals #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Or at least bring me a fag! In need of a smoke 😫😫 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ordered a new TV from @verynetwork & after waiting 3 days & paying for express delivery I'm excited it's here 😒 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @oreillyfactor have you noticed most people in prison are Democrats bill I think it's the end of America God bless us #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @oreillyfactor This is a GOOD one Bill, someone has a God problem... #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @oreillyfactor Why isn't anyone questioning how come the Russians are providing email facts that we can't seem to get thru legal means? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Orgy was going well until I realized it was an intervention #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Orientation Friday. First day Saturday.. Bro I'm about to do nothing but work and homework this weekend. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @originalCynic I've seen no stories of Cards fans nearly killing fans of other teams. There are jerks, but most of us just love baseball. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Or one could go to sleep and attempt to forget everything. It still works, just not all the time and it's harder #sarcasm TrainSen 1 orrrrrrrrr you can wait longer and watch me work out and get sweaty and panting 💦 then kill me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @oscar8 @ChelseaFC sit your fucking ass on the bench or get out of my club. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Osteo time, this is going to be fun! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Other day someone tweeted they hate moms who drop the kid of at daycare and go back to bed. But on my day off that's me. I deserve bihh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Other people : Wow what a perfect morning for a run! Me : Wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Other than a frigid start we're in for some great days with lots of sunshine. Rain could return by the weekend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Oufton I agree. Similarly, cycling home in the wind was no fun until it also started to rain heavily. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Our brain makes us see ourselves 5x more attractive than we actually are. " Well fuck -_- #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Our Bring On The Men class was so much fun tonight! These guys killed it! We can't wait for the next one! 󾭞 ❤️ 󾌵 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 our cat would absolutely love to just be left alone to shred up an entire newspaper right now #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Our first #OTFRichmondHill date night is tonight! Can't wait to get sweaty with all of you! Who is joining? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Our future should not be used to fulfil the greed of our present. #WorldDayAgainstChildLabour #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Our generation doesn't knock on doors... We'll call or text you, so you know we're outside. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Our kids biggest challenge will be to find a username that's not already taken. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Our kids will go to a middle school dance w/ the theme " The 2010's " and they'll wear leggings w/ ugg boots and twerk to Call Me Maybe #sarcasm TrainSen 1 our neighbors either move furniture every night or have really weird sex for the bed to hit the wall the way it does///: #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Our parents need to understand that our generation is way different than theirs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 OUR POWER WENT OUT & I WAS IN THE SHOWER & I ONLY SHAVED ONE LEG 😭 😭 😭 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Our relationship isn't easy, we're not perfect, but I'm willing to work my ass off for us to last. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Our Young Talent are still being talked about in the press love it! @esteticauk @ProHairMag #sarcasm TrainSen 1 OUT NOW! Head over to iTunes to pick up a copy of LIVE LIKE A LEGEND #sarcasm TrainSen 1 out of all my body parts, I'm sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Out of all the people to work with today... thank you, thank you so much #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Over 80% of people retweet a tweet to secretly send someone a message. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oversleeping for my 9 o 'clock class and chapel, then waking up with a huge migraine... #goingtobeagreatdy #frshmn16prblms #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Oversleeping is my favorite! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 overtime starts again next week and just send it too him in the mail but don't tell him its going to be a surprise :D #sarcasm TrainSen 1 overwhelming stress and anxiety makes for a great day 😣 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ovi8 One more year and you will have to stop that... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @OYEPBreakinNews @ClarkKentwars #Not to worry. Obama is going to hit them with his purse. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 pachinko companies : you have to throw shit as high as possible hoping in the way down it will fall in the right spot #sarcasm TrainSen 1 packing is so much fun! #notenoughboxes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Packing is so much fun #NOT 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Paige121972 that makes sense, dumb cute might be the stupidest thing I've ever heard of #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Paige comes into my room and sits on my bed and silently does homework and I love that she just comes and sits with me ☺️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @PaigeProvasi : Took a shower 3 hours ago and my hair is still wet... Cool #not " when I take a shower at 8pm and wake up with wet hair 😒 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Pain has taught me to appreciate the things that don't hurt. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @PAMAPros yay for being up with the birds. #not. Next stop for me is the #ATL and Tiffanie! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Pandas already have 2 bIaçk eyes which makes punching them in the face almost impossible to prove. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Panic attacks are my favorite #not 😖 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @PanthersFanLife @Newtonfan1 @CamNewtonsHead on top of that he say he gone run all over our (PANTHER DEFENSE ) #NOT IN WEEK 4 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Parenthood is 50% arranging nice things for your kids to do and 50% threatening to take them away. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Parents 50% of the time : you're a grown up, u can do things by urself Parents 50% of the time : shut up. u know nothing. you're still a baby #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Parents are leaving to go to a comedy show in Seattle so I'm stuck babysitting #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Parents : be yourself Me : -is self - Parents : wait no #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Parents : BE YOURSELF parents : also dont dye ur hair no piercings no tattoos no ur not wearing that get straight a's & be a perfect child #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Parents call it " Bad grades ", we call it " Still passing " 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Parents : clean your room. family is coming over. Me : oh i'm sorry i didn't realize the gathering would be held in my bedroom #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Parents : How was school?Me : it's OkayParents : Why do you always give me the same answer?Me : Why do you always ask me the same question? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Parents " How was school? " Me " Okay " Parents " Why do you always give me the same answer? " Me " Why do you always ask the same question? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Parents : " I'm in a bad mood. I think I'll go yell at my kids so they're in a bad mood too. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 parents : one day u have to pay for everything yourself me : ya but today is not that day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Parents : " We need to talk. " Me : *Million things run through my mind. What did they find out about!?* Parents : " Stop leaving the lights on. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Parents : Who are you texting so late!? Me : Jake from State Farm. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Parents : Why are you awake so early? Me : Who said I went to sleep!? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 parents : you do realize one day you will have to pay for all your own things me : yes but today is not that day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Parents : Your room is a mess. Me : You should see my life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 parents : YOUR ROOM IS SUCH A MESS me : this is my design #sarcasm TrainSen 1 parent : why don't you come socialize with the family? me : *sits with family* me : *gets insulted by entire family* me : *goes back to bedroom * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 parent : why hasnt _____ been round lately? I thought you were friends. me : well they turned into a cunt. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Paris is famous for its marble architecture and croissants. They really did build their city on rock and rolls. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 partying by myself and have an AP test tomorrow morning so im gonna feel great when i wake up (((: #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Partying is fun until you find someone who makes staying home even more fun. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @partyongomez : I want selena to perform Hands to myself, Kill em with kindness or Perfect because faves #sarcasm TrainSen 1 passing all my classes yay :-) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 passing the test is great. but knowing everyone in your squad passed too, the feeling just get even better 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 passion of his youth combined with wisdom of experience. Electrifying and literally awesome. #nothanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 passive aggressive note to upstairs neighbors didn't work. They're still elephants #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Passport renewal. It's more fun in the Philippines. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Pass the friggin ball... 6 goals in one game isn't necessary! #not #that #hard #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Patiently waiting on Tuesday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 pats your cheeks. I just woke up but i still want to sleep. q u q but besides that Im doing great, and you? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @pauleeeg @mirandaseigo I've been covered in hives for the last three days 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @paulii_f really funny #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Paul Scholes looks like he's definitely enjoying being there #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @paulyhiggins yeah, i got really wet when i left school, are you having a good time so far? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Pauwi na galing school 😀 😁 Yey! I still have time to dress up 😂 bc bb And I will meet at the television YAY ♥ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @pawniehaus It really was & actually kinda fucked up... sooo many weird things happened thanks @ TROYE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 paying a fat 9g to listen to my lecturer talk bout cycling in d rain #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Paying for school is my favorite... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @payyyton03 exactly the same. I have two cats that make me sneeze and itch but I love them 🐱 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @PBandJenelley_1 @GroundLevelUp seriously? No wonder he knocked you up but still won't marry you 😂 #WifeyMaterial #Not #USuckAtLife #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @PDWolves he did this to Michael Rapaport a couple weeks ago. They had great chemistry which was fun but felt like BS interrupted too much #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @peacelovelizxo lol nah I was an idiot no lie but I realized I was worth more not all conceited lol but yeah 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @peifferabbie thinks she's cool 😂 #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Penn State football fans planning to honor Joe Paterno this weekend is as classy as it gets. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @People4Bernie if Bernie is looking for a fight tell him to meet me after class out back at anyone of my fantastic properties. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 people always feel the need to piss me off. like go you all, thanks once again #sarcasm TrainSen 1 people are always calling me " cute ' and its like yea im cute but do u wanna do me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People are always like " are you a morning person or a night person " and I'm like buddy I'm barely even a person. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People are like music. Some speak truth, others are just noise. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People are so nice these days.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People are so predictable, like I bet you're reading this tweet right now. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People are way to worried about the perfect relationship #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People arguing politics on Facebook is the best 😒 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People assume I'm smart when they see my glasses case. Then they see that I use it to store a Twix bar and they recognize my true genius. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People be pretending #not amazed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People call themselves gym rats... I call myself a LIBRARY RAT HA 😂 #breakingdownstereotypes #not #sike #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People can say anything about you, but only you know the truth. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People do you dirty then blame you for how shit goes down. Something I'll never understand. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 people getting really mad asf when they dont get their way with you these days #sarcasm TrainSen 1 people have acne. get over it. dont be a fucking dick to people man #sarcasm TrainSen 1 people have a nasty habit of pissing me the fuck off #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People have been arguing about which new rnb guy is the best for weeks why must there always be just 1 shining at a time? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People : " I love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me. " Me : " I love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People like you make me wish I had more middle fingers. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 people need to stop fucking with my character cause i will patiently wait till karma ruins them #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like I want to have a hot body but I need chicken nuggets. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People piss me off. Even if you're not a threat don't flirt with her. Thanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 people : pokémon is my childhood me : pokémon is my past, present and future #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People really don't get how much work ya put in when ya in clinicals, the work never stops. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People should be required to pay an extra dollar for every syllable of their coffee order. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People should just mind their own business, " probably the funniest thing I've ever read on a social networking site. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People sure get cranky about a fire alarm during lunch Especially when it's raining. At least it's not snowing! #acui #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People switch to iPhones and act like androids ain't take they smart phone virginity #sarcasm TrainSen 1 people that completely change their personality and the way they act around different people just to be liked by everyone are shady as hell #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People that point their finger at everyone while sitting in their piles of filth #notevenfiguratively #literally #loser #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People that purposely take a long time to text u back you're lame #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People that use statistics in everyday arguments are assholes 100% of the time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People that wait 3 hours to reply to a text should be shot. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People used to imagine that 2013 would be full of flying cars but all we have is blankets with sleeves. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 people : u should smile me : not unless u deposit 2 million dollars in my bank account thanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People usually forget to thank you when you do good to them, but they never forget to blame you if you did wrong to them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People who are trying way too hard :1. Miley Cyrus #sarcasm TrainSen 1 people who can look good when their hair is wet cant be trusted #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People who complain about the weather are usually harder to deal with than the weather itself. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 people who delete their tweets after beef are so inconsiderate of people like me who are just trying to catch up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People who do math homework in pen are fearless ✒️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 people who don't start screaming when they are angry and instead lower their voice until it turns into a whisper are scary as fuck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People who drop you off at home and wait til you actually get inside the house to drive off are beautiful and deserve to live forever. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People who get out of the car and actually have a sit down meal inside McDonald's scare me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 people who make fun of my last name really piss me off. i get insecure over my own last name? how fucked up is that? can you stop thanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People who make really bad decisions are always like : I have the worst luck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People who make you feel bad for liking what you like are the worst kinds of people #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People who posts pictures of themselves smoking. Omg, your so cool. #Not 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People who remote lock their car 2 times seriously have trust issues. Personally, I do it 3 times but that's just my OCD. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 people who reply to my sarcasm with sarcasm are my favorite #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People who say 'age is just a number ' are stupid. Age is clearly a word. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People who say " Bad things happen in three's " deserve to be punched, kicked and then set on fire just to prove the point. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People who say they're 'living in the moment ' must be hitting the refresh button like a motherfucker. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 people who say " us whites do the same thing on thanksgiving " piss me off. we talkin bout us. dont make the shit a race competition. THANKS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 PEOPLE WHO SMILE AT YOU WHEN YOU MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that. Thank you for asking. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People who tell you it's too cold to eat ice cream are the kind of negativity you don't need in your life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People who think they are big and bad because they make a " threatening " post at someone 😂 nice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People who wait 3 hours to respond to a text " LOL " should be punched in the neck. Your not fooling anybody. You weren't LOLing that long. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People who wait 4 hours to reply to my text with " lol " should be shot. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People will stab you in the back & ask why you bleeding. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People will stop asking you questions if you answer back in interpretive dance. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People with 1 syllable names fucking ruin the happy birthday song EVERY TIME! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People with a sense of humor are so much easier to talk to. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People : You're so quiet, like you don't talk. Me : I talk, just not to you. BITCH #sarcasm TrainSen 1 people : you're so quiet THAT'S BECAUSE I DONT FUCKING LIKE YOU #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People : " You're so quiet, you never talk. " Me : " Oh I talk, just not to you. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 People : you've changed. Me : well I couldn't stay a sperm forever could I #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Perfect. Mid -flow of my morning bowel movements, the fire alarm goes off. To say the rest was a rush would be an understatement. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Perfect #music for dinner and laundry. Awesome evening #Enigma #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @PerfectPudi I CAN'T WAIT TO SPOIL IT ALL FOR HER TOMORROW BY YELLING TO MY FRIENDS WHAT HAPPENED IN CLASS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Perfect time for a fire alarm 😣 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Perfect time to get sick 😒 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Perfect time to run out of gas... #not 🚜 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Perfect way to break up with your girl #not lol #shouldaseenitcoming lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Perfect weather to be writing an essay 😅 #not #studentlife by #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Period and basketball morning practice go me #sostrong #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 perks of dating me : i laugh at my own jokes so you don't need to #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @PersistentAbyss you should honestly attempt something to fix it, I know I get hit by insomnia sometimes so I watch documentaries to sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 person 1: i can draw really well person 2: i can sing really well me : i can eat really well #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Personally i can't wait to see the new Star Wars - certainly spans the generations my kids are looking forward to #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Personal questions asked at the doctors will always be awkward no matter how old I get. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 person : *breathes* me : you are so fucking annoying can you please CONTROL YOURSELF #sarcasm TrainSen 1 person : *doesn't reply* me : they hate me me : i hate me me : everyone hates me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Person : Do you want to hang out? Me : I have to ask my mom. Me : *Doesn't ask her* Me : She said no. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 person : How are you? me : i literally have no idea #sarcasm TrainSen 1 person : " i can hear your music " me : " you're welcome " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 person : I like your name me : thanks, I got it for my birthday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says : hi #sarcasm TrainSen 1 person : you're blocking the view. me : i am the view #sarcasm TrainSen 1 person : you're really pretty me : are you making fun of me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Person : You're ugly Me : Good, I was trying to look like you today #sarcasm TrainSen 1 PE Teacher : why are you running so slowly Me : " It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop " - Wisdom of Confucius #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @pewdiepie Have a requested game for you Titanfall Or Smite You can play better games though #not trying to rush #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @PewGeminiLive nobody can work every day and streaming IS working so, take a day off. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @PhilSchanny " South Dakota School of Mines is so good at football #shitnobodyatundsays " they are division 3... #youguysaresogood #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @PhoebePotter1 love you old mommy. Can't wait for you to babysit me all night and be my big spoon. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 PHOEBE SONG OF THE DAY ♫Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo Then the farmer hits him on the head & grinds him up & thats how we get hamburgers #sarcasm TrainSen 1 phone calls with bae are always fun #not #bipolarbitch @estershabani15 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Phone cases are like condoms ; you don't want to, but you kind of have to. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 PHONE : Has thousands of songs. ME : Listens to same 5 songs on repeat. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 phones are getting skinnier and smarter while people are getting fatter and dumber #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Phonetics are so " amazing "! #not #boring #sarcasm TrainSen 1 physically and emotionally done with all the bullshit in my life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Physical therapy day 1 so excited #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 PHYSICS : It's the science where you use extremely long and complicated formulas to explain why a ball rolls. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 PHYSICS TEST AND LAB DAY TOMORROW YAY I LOVE LIFE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 picking my kid up from school in 25 yearsme : yo shawty, leggookid : omgme : stop being a hater yolokid : you're embarrassing meme : swag #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Pick your poison 😎 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Picture a scavenger hunt where the only items on the list are " your house keys " and " your house. " Well, son, that's what drinking is like. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Pictures of you with no shirt on on facebook? #classy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Piercethereece_ Awesome and sounds good! Have fun doing your homework! tweet me when you're finished! :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @pietweetsthings You best believe I'll get on lockdown to get out of some Algebra. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Pizza burnt the inside of my mouth and I don't understand why the things I love most keep hurting me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 pizza is an acceptable meal at all times of the day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 pizza won't divorce you pizza won't betray you pizza won't cheat on you pizza won't fight with you why don't people just marry pizza #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @PJackson__ i only have 30min lunch break though so i may as well drive back home grab soup or something and come back.. bank is always busy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Pjs, warm blankets, blunt & hours of love & hip hop make for a great day off 😌 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @PKrtinich your bomb 😂 😂 😂 😭 ✋ #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Place? It did happen in front of my eye you bunch of idiots. #BrilliantCustomerService #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @plainolemike @colbycombel well I hope she knows I'm upset with her #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @planetjedward I've unpinned my question to you from here which I know you were totally going to answer eventually #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 planning shit in your head hoping one day it all comes true #sarcasm TrainSen 1 plans for 2014: care less about everything get hot sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Plans for ride back home Listen to Fetty Listen to J Cole Attempt to do hw Change to Gucci (need a little ratchetness ) Sleep 😴 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @plantchan i would LOVE to go but I'm working late shift Friday... and you probably have so many people anyways #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Players day off today but the guys were still in the gym working on their game including @JLin7 #Commitment #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Playing against MRESQ this week in a fantasy football battle of suck. We might kill each other before the weekend is over. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Playing dead for the alarm clock doesn't seem to be working. 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Playing dead on the couch all day in case a bear attacks. That's not lazy, that's proactive. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *Playing game for first time* " Would you like to try the tutorial first? " Me : " No. " *moments later* Me : " How the fuck do you play this.? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Please call your skinny self fat one more time. #youdontknowwhatfatis #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Please continue enlightening me by repeating things that are common sense and pure logic. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Please do not piss me off even more tonight thanks 😌 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 please don't be a bitch to me because then I'll have to be a bitch back, and I can do it better than u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 please don't expect me to always be good and kind and loving there are times when i'll be cold and thoughtless and really hard to understand #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Please don't interrupt me when I'm making a sale to ask what photo looks better... #retailers #annoying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Please don't mistake my personality for flirting. Just because I'm awesome doesn't mean I like you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Please everyone post a picture of opening ceremony to Facebook. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Please for the LOVE OF GOD do not come to the doctors office right at fucking closing time we want to go home dammit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Please GOD if you cant make me slim, make my friends fat. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 please jump up and down more. it's soothing and makes it easier to sleep. #reallystopmoving by 11pm preferably. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Please keep ignoring me for all of senior year. It's not like we're friends with the exact same people. #thingsimiss #you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Please keep ignoring me, I love it can't you tell? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Please keep ignoring me. I love it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Please keep ignoring me I love it so much 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Please keep ignoring me I really appreciate it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 please keep my baby in your prayers, doctors are concerned about her not waking up yet but God has the final say. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Please keep rubbing it in. I love it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Please keep telling me how i have huge lips for you know what. It's a real compliment. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Please let Sam go on about how great her Chinese food wedding was, so riveting #not #tacky #gh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Please let's have a moment of silence for all the teenagers whose parents don't allow them to eat in their rooms. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Please Lord, let me prove you that winning the lottery won't spoil me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 please please please go leave a comment #Hot or #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Please remember that non-members #MUST be #REFERRED by existing #members & they are #NOT permitted to participate in any club activities. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Please respect the revolving door speed that has already been established. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Please RT if you think that the Veterans are #NOT getting all the help they should from the #GOV. Help a Vet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Please send me more invites to get the dislike button. The first 500 were clearly not enough. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Please show more prius commercials #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Please stalk me as much as you want #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Please stalk me hehehe @ALISHAMARIE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Please teach me how you edit your selfies, i want to be ghost white as well #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Please tell me more about how stupid it is for me to be a vegetarian and continue to have a go at me 😑 #not #peopleareassholes #nottodaysatan #sarcasm TrainSen 1 please try explaining what the diffence between " talking " and " dating " is to a parent and you will realize just how dumb our generation is #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_PlNEAPPLE_ dude literally I think there is something wrong with my stomach/digestive system #NotCool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 plot twist : you wake up for school fully rested and ready to socialize #sarcasm TrainSen 1 plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it's game over #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Plugged my phone in at 5% 15 mins ago and it's now at 8%... #Winning #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @pnefc right mr grayson looks like you ve got it right tonight STICK TO IT! " #Not So Sure Now! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @pnoy_primo @RashadDrakeford I love how everyone is making that argument now. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Pointing out the food you just dropped on the floor to your dog because you're too lazy to clean it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @PointlessBlog do I care about my hair or my channel more? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @PointlessBlog don't think I've ever smiled as much as I did when I watched your new vlog. Loved it x #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @PointlessBlog where Satan opens up the door for me to enter hell #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Pointless drama is the best 😐 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @pointlesthought omg just had nightmare that I read a tweet about Tommy Chong & Dancing. With stars. #not sure this is good idea #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *Points at ugly person in textbook, shows friend* - " That's you lol " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #PokemonGo has officially been downloaded more times than #Tinder. Think about that, a #game app has surpassed an app that can get you laid! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Poking holes in your parents ' condoms so there's someone else to do the dishes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @PolaroidBiebah he's definitely excited. I haven't listened to purpose yet but I'm proud of him and happy that he's happy and isn't hurting #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Police officer : " Anything you say, will be held against you. " Me : " BOOBS! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Police should wear red and blue light up shoes for when they have to chase someone on foot. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 police : THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW! me : not with that attitude #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #PoliticallyCorrectBS! No one is #racist except whites #not rt @Ironwand : " I'm proud to be black, " said the black man! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Politics_PR she literally got fired because of #NotAllWhitePeople rage holy shit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 POLL : Are you excited to potentially wake up to snow on Saturday? This is a picture I snapped last year of one #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Poor Atlanta Braves - they are just falling apart. So sad to see. #NOT #Natitude #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Poor people using hospitals, gay people marrying, people smoking marijuana. Next thing you know we'll have real problems to worry about. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Pop a Molly? Why don't some of you hoes pop some birth control #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Popcorn is great but why did we stop there? This is America & I intend to find out what other foods would be delicious if we exploded them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Popehat that what i assumed, was just kinda... hoping... wishing the DA would have its shit better together #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Pop tarts for lunch yum #sarcastictweet 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Porn is a lot like yoga pants. Not everybody should be in them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Porn paints a extremely unrealistic picture of how quickly you can get a plumber over to your house. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @possiblydana IM GLAD SOMEONE HAD TO KILL THAT BITCH #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Post all your inside jokes over facebook, I really want to hear about them :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Posting pictures of you getting high or partying makes you 100x cooler #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 post pictures of her, show her off, play with her hair, call her pretty, grab her ass, and tell her she's all you need #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @poswald9 you're not my #1 on snap anymore?!?!?! Does this mean we are breaking up?! 😭 #yeahright #illcuturballzoff #jk #notreally #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @POTUS Best thing you can do is not to help Pakistan anymore. But you won't listen, no? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @POTUS Don't worry abt those people dying in Louisiana, losing everything. U just continue your very important golf! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @POTUS I put a poster of you the first time you ran for president. Its still there. Sad that I will be taking it down after you leave off. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @POTUS it would be nice if you would focus on the country not a political race your not in!! Oh wait you already ran us into the ground #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @POTUS personally I don't want to see you go to jail I think there is much deeper places in the ground you should be #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @POTUS @Pontifex @Oprah Tried to think of most powerful people in the world. CAN ANY of you put a STOP to this? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @POTUS we would like to understand the double standard approach to deal with protesters. https://t.co/kQ5jErq0bs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @POTUS who cares if you actually have the right or a pulse, the democratic party simply doesnt care, vote 3x, no id to hassle about, #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @POTUS why after putting out that our response time is 4 minutes is ahe not in jail you better do something about this it's wrong #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @POTUS You have done a great job. Tough decisions no one sees, fixing mistakes, making & keeping positive relationships & being a family man #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @PouliotDayton you aren't even funny #MaybeNextYear #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Pouring rain in Azusa yay 😍 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 pouring rain no sleep 😔 (but yay for another free car wash ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Powering through these physics questions... Getting them all wrong in the process :D. Yuss! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @PowerTripKFAN Adrian was raised that way and he made it to the NFL. Maybe he thought that would motivate his kid to get there too? #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ppl think just because I model, I have a bunch of Model Friends 😂 😂 😂 😂 #YeahRight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ppl : u should talk more! me :*tries to talk* - gets ignored - gets interrupted - gets talked over - no one pays attention - no one cares #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ppl who have seen me at my worst and still stayed are my favorite #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ppl who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can't even finish the joke because they're laughing so hard are my favorite kind of ppl #sarcasm TrainSen 1 practice is gonna be SOO fun in this heat #not 😫 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 practices done for today... I'm so excited to wake up tomorrow with sore legs :)))) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Practice should be interesting tonight since I am already sick and running on less than 5 hours of sleep... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Practice was crucial #not 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Prayers for this biopsych exam would be great right now 😘 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Prayers going out to my future husband I really hope ur doing good in school. love u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Praying that somehow school would get canceled tomorrow #stressed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Pre calc is off to a strong start this year #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Predicting the words " Ranch Dressing " will appear somewhere in my autopsy findings. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Prelims week + Post prelims week for me! Hooray! #not but #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Prentice's cabinet of " regular " Albertans - Notice the traditional Albertan bow tie #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Press 1 for someone who probably learned English last year but is going to try and communicate effectively with you anyway. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Pressing A too fast and having to talk to the Pokemon Center's nurse again was by far the worst part of my childhood. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Pretending to be happy, but deep inside it hurts a lot. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Pretending to care about a teacher's personal life, to waste time in class. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Pretending to die in front of your pet to see if it tries to save you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Pretty busy today. Was only able to check my phone 1400 times. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Pretty cool how the internet lets you stay connected with people you haven't seen in years and silently judge them on a daily basis. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Pretty girls : " Omg I'm so ugly. " Ugly girls : " I'm so sexy, everybody wants a piece of this ass. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 pretty half these " fan pages " y'all got run by y'all lmfao. #not #low #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Pretty much a 5 day weekend with doctors appointments, xrays and injections.. Fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Pretty much made my peace w/the fact that I'm prob not gonna do so great on today's exam. That being said I said that last time & got a B #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Pretty much taught @Andrepoulin1 how 2 run his own s690 tonight #not #forgothowmuchbarleysucks #kevsproud #harvest14 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Pretty pumped i started gerhart instead of sproles this week. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 pretty sure half these " fan pages " y'all got run by y'all lmfao. #not #low " omm I didn't create any of mine lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Pretty sure my dog would make a shitty astronaut because space is a vacuum and those tend to scare him #sarcasm TrainSen 1 pretty sure my roommate hates me #awesome #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Pretty sure there's no humans in upstairs ' flat, sounds like fucking elephants. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 pretty sure today was the first day since college started that i didn't have homework l o l #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Pretty unsettling that we're a few years away from having doctors that are either firmly team edward or team jacob. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 primary source of income : when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn't ask for the change back #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Prince Harry must feel all kinds of weird when he's stuffing pictures of his grandmother in the strippers ' g-strings. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 princessaftbh : my smoke looks like a cloud - #Hot #Cool or #Not? #Cannabis #MarijuanaPics #WeedPorn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Principles of business is so fun.? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 PRINGLES : The only chip company in the world that doesn't sell air. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Priorities will tell you everything you need to know about a person #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @priyankachopra instead of in Mumbai why don't you build your 100 crore AASHIANA in pakistan #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Probably the most disappointing thing about growing up is realizing that pianos don't literally fall from the sky on top of your arch-enemy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Probably the most exciting feature on the new iPhone is the way it upgrades simple phone theft into full on finger removal. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Probably the worst thing about being a penguin is after you're in an argument you'll try to waddle away angrily but still look adorably cute #sarcasm TrainSen 1 probs more comments then likes on my pic #thanksboys #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Procastinator? No. I just wait until the last second to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 procrastination has taught me how to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in 30 minutes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Procrastination is to stop doing something you dont like to do something you love... So I love doing nothing ☺️ great! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it's due #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Professor : " Can you pls tell us why you're so late? " Me : Someone told me to go to hell Me : Couldnt find it at first Me : But now Im here #sarcasm TrainSen 1 professors who canceled class for an early thanksgiving break : thanks fam #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Professor : what inspired you to write this essay? Me : the due date #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ProFootballDoc Ignore the trolls, Doc. Most of us appreciate your insight. Thanks for taking the time to offer it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ProFootballTalk so glad he's more worried about his $ rather than his danger to society #NOT! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Proper mans night at Olympus, @KiezWillz making us watch twilight. Absolutely loving it see. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Proposing to a woman isn't like choosing a life-long business partner. It's more like hiring your own boss. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Props to people who have only 16 GB of storage on their phone and make it work. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 pro tip : order 2 drinks at a time so both your hands are full and you can't text boys you shouldn't #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Proud of myself staying in this weekend #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Proud to be white #not #ashamed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Province invited all med students to an announcement. Maybe they reached the goal of all Manitobans having a family doctor by 2015? #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Proving a woman wrong is the most difficult thing in world. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 PSA trying to look cute by acting dumb really just makes you look dumb. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 PSA : YO IF UR GOING TO COLLEGE ANY TIME SOON DOWNLOAD COLLEGE INTERACTIVE FROM THE APP STORE. THANK ME LATER! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ps if someone has a working link to 'how did we end up here ' send it to me please. the mega one isn't working #MTVStars 5 Seconds Of Summer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ps_iloveyouu My friend taking sign language and she said it's fun and interesting not really hard. I'm not sure how many credits it is tho #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Puerto Rican girls can fight so good bc it's so hard to grab their wet ass hair #sarcasm TrainSen 1 puke, vwhy does no one love me like this #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Pulled my groin last night 😊 wooo hooo! #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 pulled my pants leg up, realized I only shaved one leg. 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @purityjacks @ayeedamian today is like the first day I get homework #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Purple weed purple drank purple heart Sargent I'm the best rapper in the game no arguing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Pursuers have bittersweet memories but the target of unrequited love is left awkward and uncomfortable. " WOW POOR YOU #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 pussy good & plus I stay wet 😋 😋 😋 😋 😋 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 put down the weapons you fight with and kill em with kindness #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Put off claiming an accident on my old car for 3 years. Fixed it with duct tape hoping someone would hit me. Today someone smashed it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *puts lmao after I'm done expressing my feelings so it doesn't look that deep * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 puts mistletoe on my butt so you can kiss my ass #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *puts selfie on top of Christmas tree because i am the star * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 putting 'official ' in your username to let all of your 37 followers know it's the real you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Putting Your Faith In The People Is Like Building A house In The Sand. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 put your hatred aside & kill them with kindness #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Px_Plays blood 3 zombies is so fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Q102Philly thanks for playing perfect. someone pulled the fire alarm at school and now im soaking wet but im okay now since u played it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Qatari doctors can work in more than one pvt hospital - Peninsula On -line #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Q : Is google a boy or girl? A : Obviously a girl because it wont let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @qtanders12 hahah he secretly loves me shh #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Quality time with my wife & our god daughter. This weekend.. despite the rain, was definitely perfect #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_quanasha Wys, But That's Gonna Be Fcked Up That Y'all Loose Y'all Homecoming Game Smh I Feel Bad For Y'all 😂.. #NOT. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Quasimodo always held his head a little higher on Wednesdays. You know why. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @queso__fresco friendsgiving to go to but now they changed it to next week, like fuck I know my brother gonna be upset, my nieces as well :( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @QuettaOMG duh nigga I text u even tho u don't reply that's deep fine (nes ) just can't simp like them other 67 likes lbs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Quick check is such a thrilling place to work! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Quick pic before heading out. My hair so short I know #sarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Quick! Pretend you are sleeping! " This trick never gets old #sarcasm TrainSen 1 quick tip : dont talk to me when i have my headphones in #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Quit posting pictures of your ultrasounds. We get it. You're a sex haver. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Quote Of The Day You are the fries at the bottom of a McDonald's bag. You may go unnoticed first, but someone will be thrilled to find you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @R0bertDavid wow such a caring boyfriend. #not #bye #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RaayDunks_ oh word Dayum I was really hoping to hit it in the green with you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years. Lesson learned. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @R_achel_ I wish I had witnessed that though I did see them dry humping practically over the the Costa counter were you pick up drinks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @rachelkcollier sound like backing vocalists #Not 😀 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Racism, sexism and homophobia make no sense when there are so many perfectly good stupid people to hate. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they're pretty cool but they're not that cool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @rafiulrahman if you are a " terrorist " with an AK47 then you get death pen... what these guys did didn't cause enough terror #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RaggyTroosers oh there's a surprise #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RaidouKuzunogf tbh I Like The Way you Built this Shit Shack #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Rain, a great way to start the day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Rain Alarm is a great app! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Rain all god damn weekend while I'm working, rain all day while I'm up, finally in bed and no rain #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Rain couldn't let my hair flourish for 5 minutes 😞 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Rain & flats DO NOT mix well. Things I do for this interview #not #cool #help #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Rain fucked my hair up bad #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Raining again what a surprise #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Rain is just disrespectful to my hair. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Rain kind of made my hair look nice 😭☔️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RainMerchandise Buy faze rain apparel it boss got some for my self a while back great designs and got shirts to wear on a casual day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Rain & natural hair don't mix #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @rainnwilson Seeing how I'm only 50% white, I can only guess at that one #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Rain soothes the soul, much like feelings being released from deep within. Such a great relief. I love how it manages to wash away my fears. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Rain tried to fuck my hair up. Im back doe #sarcasm TrainSen 1 raise ur hand if ur a sarcastic and sassy little bitch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 raise ur hand if you're just a lil bitch with anger issues #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 raise your hand if you're a lil bit of an asshole ✋ ✋ ✋ ✋ ✋ ✋ ✋ ✋ ✋ ✋ ✋ ✋ ✋ ✋ ✋ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE A SASSY LIL BITCH WHO EATS AND SLEEPS TOO MUCH #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ran 3 miles in 27 mins and felt good. Slow and foggy, but done! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_RandiDanielle lol girl I don't let too many ppl babysit him right now. I want to wait until he's a little older ☺️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @rangersreport @RothmanHockey Eye test failing you then. By the way, you happen to see G shoot right into a guy on a 3v1? That was great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Rapper : I'm killing snitches then I smoke a blunt get high and fuck they bitches *wins award* Rapper : I just wanna thank God #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Rappers sound worse performing live. Like their album was much better than this 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Rashod bet not be sleeping... Wait he bet not be taking a long time to text back #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @rawlimark I know, it'll mean so many photographers will be taking much better pictures! #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Rawr " does NOT mean " I love you " in dinosaur. You ever seen Jurassic Park? It means I'm going to fucking eat you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @raybanofficiaI as my 2wk old pair of sunglasses arm literally feel off whilst out I've had to glue them #notclassy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @R_Castillo14 lmao I work the whole weekend it's gonna suck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Reaching into a pair of pants and finding a wad of money is a great feeling.. until the person wearing the pants starts screaming. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 reading my texts and not replying : the quickest way to get me mad af #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Readings all day, now a 3 hour class #great #bestdayever #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Reading someone's Facebook status and thinking, " Oh shut the hell up. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Reading text messages while half asleep is like looking into the sun. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Reading twitter in the morning like it's the daily paper. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Read more love, she just has an awesome design and is still a nice to think that when these two aren't being jerks to others that they a #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ready for an hour of intellectual discussion in art class. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ready for another boring day of induction... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ready for cardioooo 🏃 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ready for Monday? 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ready for this Gauntlet this weekend. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ready to get these test over so I can stop sleeping with my laundry. #nursingstudentproblems #drycleaningeverything #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ready to read a manual. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ready to slay these two tests #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump 40 percent of illegal aliens come by airplane. So what are you going to do about that? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump acts like a nazi, looks like a Cheeto, talks like an idiot and smiles like a predator. Oh, and his hands are fucking tiny #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump @AK_TWEET if you really do have hair why do you put that thing on your head? Inquiring minds want to know. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump @AK_TWEET just admit your bald, and stop fake tanning you look ridiculous. Older men are sexy, go natural #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump America is already great... You can make it better by dropping out 😁 sorry not sorry. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump America will be a disgrace to the world a sexual assaulter is elected as Potus, a great role model you will make. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump and you appear to trust your God so much you need guns to protect you, or are u gonna get security and make God pay for it? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump ANother Golf Course that is in DEBT Trump???? if your involved I wont be surprised if it is the case. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump another innuendo seems to be a pattern I'm not saying but I heard people talking #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump anyone with half a brain can tell when smoke is being blown up their ass but we're talking about someone who has no brains #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump Because people are tired of your screwed up brain and the so called "words" that come out of your idiotic mouth! @nytimes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump because there is no way to prove the documents. Unlike you on sexual assault. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump Can I have a million dollars? No political non-sense here, and I won't be paying it back, I just want a million dollars pls #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump cannot be trusted with our codes. He cannot be trusted in the situation room making decisions #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realdonaldtrump @cnn if cnn were any more dishonest, theyd have to change their name to the obama network. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump @CNNPolitics Hey TRUMP ASSHOLE. If you are going to make fake pictures like this at least get the words lined up even Moron #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump corporate tax should be 10% unless we're not competing with Ireland anymore. Bring all of it back home. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump could dive into a raging river to save a drowning child on the national news & @CNN would say " He's a Dangerous ProLifer " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump Creative Thinkers are transformative people misunderstood until they're met on a personal level. This is your missing link. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump did you stop to think perhaps the way you say things could be interpreted many different ways. Words like " I don't know ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump Donald she does not want to make America great, she wants to be great, and rich like you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump Donald's " time to replace your AC filters " reminder includes a note to " check current spouse's expiration date " #NeverTrump #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump don't apologize just start acting serious ignore the bullshit focus on winning like you say so great win and win and win!!! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump Don't like the reporting? Might I recommend YOU start telling the truth. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump Election might be rigged we have The Movement on our side we need to fight fight fight like never before Throw the kitch... #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump filled a stadium unfortunately @HillaryClinton can't not one empty seat in house #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realdonaldtrump funny the founder of the birther movement trying to act like he's not racist #trumpbirther #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump has been called out by Hitler. Now be a good little Nazi and apologize to Hitler. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump has struggled his entire life trying to put a single sentence together. He's functionally illitera… #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump heard you needed to fill 5000 job positions well I'm a hard working class supporter just a phone call away! #liftingyouup #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump here is an interesting stat: France's prison population is estimated to be 70 per cent Muslim #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump he won't be president for long. You can negotiate with the next president of Mexico stop Twitter fight be the bigger man. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump Hey loser!!! If u have enough proud and self esteem. Why don't you leave the race and let a good republican to compete? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump how many people have you put into the poor house? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump I'd hope that if you were a Kremlin puppet, you'd be running a slightly better campaign #Elections2016 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump If by cheating you mean telling the truth and proposing solid policy solutions - UNFAIR #Taxes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump If I had a dollar for every time you have said " believe me ", I would be richer than you purport to be! #ConMan #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump if Jeb had of made the race the bushes would have fought like he'll against Clinton ain't life a bitch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump If that means you promise to move to the UK forever and never come back, I promise to vote for you. @LouiseMensch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump If the Blacks & Latino's think the Dems have their interest at heart they had better wake up. All they want is your vote.. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump If you are going to Everett, you should be visiting some tribes. That being said, I'm not sure why you are visiting WA. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump If You Follow me I will tell you some world breaking news about Hillary #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump I'm just a toy, just a funny boy That makes you laugh when you're blue I'll do anything for you I'm your puppet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump I'm sure you will not have 15% of their vote. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump is a man who has built an entire campaign on racial resentment and name-calling #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump Is this legal? Not that it would matter to you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump I thought the polls were rigged??? Oh not when it's in your favour, right got ya. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump it's ashame when we worked so hard all our lives and can't afford to see a doctor and Illegals get it free! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump I voted for you Mr Trump because I believe there needs to be a change. You talk like me and I think you want a change too. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump jeb bush was gov of Florida to get gambling and a casino and he wouldn't do it see you Dont always get your way you lied #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump Jesus would leave the 99 to save 1 prove your not the wrong president no one will ask like I do I'm not afraid to stand up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump Judgement and brainpower have no relation to each other. If they did it would mean you do not have a brain at all. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump just don't understand how people can vote for Hillary??? Ok, so you don't like trump so you vote for a crook??? Don't getit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump @KatrinaPierson when you and your campaign monkeys make a coherent statement that makes any sense to anyone anywhere #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump MR PRES THIS IS ALL I WANT FROM THE LEFT.https://t.co/xLI9rxgIUX #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump @MSNBC hey looks just like a Sanders rally : ask Bernie how that turned out for him. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump must have hired a puppet-master ; he's not looking #Presidential, but he IS looking like someone else is calling the shots. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump My neighbors have taken your yard sign down and haven't put it back up. LOSER! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump neither will you, mainly because you have no plan or clue #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump No Donald u are a sad excuse for a human being #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump no i personally think you're funny as shit its not that i dont like you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump no longer completely filling stadiums as can be seen by the three empty seats back left of photo. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump Now what the police have to do is arrest you. That would be a better day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump @nytimes My lawyers are begging to sue you ugly cheap racist ass. But I'll get them to hold off for now. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump obama recons if donald is elected he's not standing down he absolutely should be standing down he's a scumbag #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump on #trumpsfirstday will immediately end poverty by deporting anyone who doesn't make at least 100K a year. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump @oreillyfactor @FoxNews You call that an interview. Hell even looks like he is tired of your ignorant bullshit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump Please be calm in the debate tonight,you gone crush her. She has nothing to show for after 30 years in the public office. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump - please - do something to counter this lopsided office count ok.. we cannot lose this time sir.!! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump Please tell Hillary at the first debate, the reason I supported you financially in the past, was to prove you can be bought #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump pls just stop don't become president of the USA and become a mcDonalds employee so you won't destroy the whole planet. thx #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump probably because he is another rich man, when are the white working class learned that they were dissed @ChuckGrassley #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump Put it on TV prime time every hour of every day! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump Reminds me of the girl who's in a coma from drinking 2 gallons of cum. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump r u going to have underage girls 2 service u? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump So don't feed into their traps UR doing exactly what they want. stick 2 the plan stick to ur speech don't ad lib anymore #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump Still a LOSER! Win or loose, still an ugly LOSER! Con with wee little hands & wee little whatever. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump Stop spewing bullshit and the media won't have nearly as much to report about. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump Students doing mock election today. Was thinking about making the experience more real for non-white students by (1/2) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump Sup fuck head Im a mexican 20 year old do you want to deport me try it come on Unless your to pussy to do it come on try me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump @TeaPainUSA Trump news conference. He lies, then lies about lying, then lies that he's not really lying and then lies again #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump tell these folks about how you google searching how to suck your own dick without removing your ribs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump. That is legacy of the last republican president who all you republicans conveniently forget about. war cost how much? Hmm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump That's a load of bullshit! You do not have any regard for women. Just like you have no regard/capacity to tell the truth. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump that's because join McCain has a moral compass instead of being a terrible human being like you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump the only redeeming quality of todays media is seeing proof that you're not the dumbest person around. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump They can all fit in your head? Wow! Have you seen someone about this? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump They stopped him before he reached his goal. Hoping the same thing for you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump This is sad for Ben Carson When are people going to get it with this guy? WOW #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump this what you think it takes to lead a country? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump Trump will not reveal his plans for foreign& domestic policies because he has no plans he doesn't even understand #policies #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump u lie way more than that and u dont seem to care, so who the fuck u think u are to judge others? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @REALdonaldtRUMP U seem to be obsessed with the @nytimes Must really respect them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump WE ARE ALL READY GREAT! Quit trying to screw it up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump We can not let her win! U r doing great, love the plans for your first 100 days as POTUS. Can u lay out some of ur cabinet? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump we live in a politically correct society that does not want to hurt anyone's feelings. See where that got us? #change #MAGA #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump wether you win or loose come Nov you will be the loser BUT if you stand down now they will redicule you BUT be the wiser #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump we will pray you win just because of your Innocent stand on terrorism be it any form.… https://t.co/5WjBHFODdh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump What a fool. Everyone knows you can't stop niggers from being niggers. The only way to stop them is kill them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump what did everyone except but a lie. she can't fart without telling a lie. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump what's it like to know that millions and millions of people think that you're a pilot shit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump what? You have to meet you to know what a jerk you are? Hell your out there advertising it every day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump while your at it why don't you release YOUR health reports that are written by a doctor not you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump will soon be facing the reality of eating alone as the lunch room will be filled with all the ppl he offended #LosingSuck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump yeah Donald, you respect everyone, you tell the truth and you've been married just once... #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump Yes @HillaryClinton is copying you the difference is she doesn't have the people... 50 people or less. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump You are going to be a great President! I hope that one day, those who oppose you, will one day thank you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump You are the greatest American con man I'm the history of the USA. Many people say that the FIB mY be close to arresting you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump You are the swamp,u are Disgusting. Go to Hell it's where u belong. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump You can't close history. This is why it is called HISTORY dufus. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump you have never been with the common person no matter the race #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump you need to read Matthew 12:25-26. a house divide against it self can not stand. you need the republican to win. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump you pussy you can't fight your way out of a paper bag. 50 years ago you couldn't either. Pussy I would whip your ass. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump Your clothing line should be made in the USA and provide your tax returns! What are you hiding? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump you're a fucking joke. You can't fix a sandwich you piece of shit. Fuck off already and get Putin's dick out of your ass. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump Your still 3 issues away.. from being president People my vote because of popularity. But they make decisions on issues. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @realDonaldTrump You seem to be the problem and not the answer. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Real friends don't get offended when you call them bad names, they smile and call you something more offensive. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RealGWest how good is the transport system #not lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Realizing my @TommyHilfiger boat shoes got water marks from all of the rain. #awesome #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Realizing that you only shaved one leg #superattractive #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RealKhalilU Yay cant wait to see it! After i go to sleepim so tired i feel like im turning into you and Corie man all ya do is sleep ❤️ 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Real_Liam_Payne Did you just sneeze? Because you gave me a virus of love.. Aww #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Real_Liam_Payne What a Feeling is a great song :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 really all i want is for someone to feel the same way about me as i do for them #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Really annoyed with my parents for instilling good manners and a sense of decency in me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Really enjoyed breaking down in Epping forest #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Really enjoy wakin up early #not #doinitforthekids #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Really feelin the love from everbody #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Really glad lakeside topshop can pick up a phone #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Really glad that my final draft is gonna be bomb #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Really gonna suck going back to school and normal life after such an awesome weekend 😞 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Really hate how I have to go to school for and hour today and it's my fav subject math! #not 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Really hope I didn't have any more homework than precalc bc if I did I'm not doin it lol yay school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Really hope I got an A or B on that test because I feel like I did great! But watch me get an F 😐 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 really hoping i get hit by like an airplane or something when i walk outside tomorrow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Really in a horrible mood so don't piss me off anymore than I already am. Thanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Really in the mood for watching some classic IOM TT action tonight. The Foggy/Hislop battle before bed sounds good #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Really like being lied to constantly by the people that " love me " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Really looking forward to cycling through the rain. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Really looking forward to that 11 hour day at work #not. 😴 😴 😴 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Really love hearing police sirens going off all night. Really makes me feel safe down here #not 🚔 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Really love public school :-) #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Really need a fag but haven't got time? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Really not all that upset that the Titans aren't playing well. Sucks to suck. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Really not excited to wake up at 6am tomorrow 😖 😒 ☹️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Really not look forward to this evening... On bright side least todays pay day $$ #ImRich #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Really sucks when both your classes get cancelld.. #not #happytuesday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Really surprised that Martha doesn't have experience making this on #GBBO. She's usually really confident, despite her age! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 really thought 2016 was going to be a good year, but here we are 5 months in and i think that ship sailed a long time ago #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Really wanting to go on a night time longboard cruise, to bad I'm not allowed around campus alone.. I love sketchy neighborhoods. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Really wish my nigga would get his shit together #sarcasm TrainSen 1 really wish my team went to regionals this weekend but uk we suck :)))) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 really working on keeping positive vibes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Really?! You're gonna go to my family and start saying crap about me?! Are you seriously that dumb?! #not #worth #my #time #stupid #drama #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RealMikeWilbon Ryan was wrong - for Matt to say pulling a gun, holding someone against their will and demanding money is negotiating absurd #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RealSkipBayless @JohnnyObeid If Tony can stay healthy for 16 games then I'm with you on the MVP talk #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RealSkipBayless very calm and poised in the pocket scans the field well check down all receivers #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RealSkipBayless when you tweet something that actually makes sense I do a double take and reboot my device, more rare then an alien attack #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RealSkipBayless Would you please stop pounding the desk or get something to mask your pen and hand hitting the desk every 5 seconds. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Real talk : Ignore people who hate on you :3 They are just jealous of you being fabulous and cool ~ Let them hate. You have to appreciate :D ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Realtree Romeo and genuine gent are literally the biggest pieces of shit I've ever seen on twitter. #NotSorry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Reaper_X_357 to man I hope your having a better day... Just make sure your having fun.. I get burnt out sometimes bro #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Reasons I reluctantly invite people over : a ) My siblings b ) Getting stuck babysitting c ) My brother running around naked #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Reasons to date me :1:2:3:4:5: please lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 reasons to date me :1. no one will try and steal me from you 2. sometimes im funny #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Reasons to date me : We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Reasons to get out of bed : Food #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Reasons why I'm still single : ✔ can't date the internet. ✔ can't date my favorite celebrity. ✔ can't date twitter. ✔ can't date myself. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Reasons why I stop replying :1. I'm busy 2. you're boring 3. I'm mad 4. you replied with one word 5. I'm on twitter 6. I'm eating #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Reason why I check my voice mail... 5% Because I care about my missed calls, 95% to remove that annoying icon. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RebeccaWilden yay! (Also, we need to actually study or hang out sometime soon - we're in too many classes together to not do this! ) :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RebelWilson As a psychologist, I have to wonder if Michelangelo sculpted him this way to feel better about his own attributes? Hmmm... #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Recap of this drill weekend : Rain + mud + shooting = dirty ass uniform. God bless this shower I'm bout to get in #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Recipes need more than 1 picture of the finished product. Pics of varying degrees of screw ups from You Did it! to Call Poison Control. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 recoiling plume mudguard has got your back when cycling through the rain #sarcasm TrainSen 1 recoiling @PlumeMudguard has your back when cycling through city rain #cyclerevolution #sarcasm TrainSen 1 redact really don't care I been working my ass off all week, even my day off, can't even go home a day early. Friday traffic here I come. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Reese's Instagram bio literally makes no sense hahaha #NotSoWise #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Reggieconda ugh! I have to wait till tomorrow when I get home from school. Mockingjay part 2 played with my emotions idk if I could #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @reginarene24 its pouring yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 registered for my classes next quarter and I have no school on fridays 😜 ☝️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RelatableQuote Looks like she's having a blast. Put on my dance playlist dancing crazy when I'm cleaning, my parrots always join in.. so fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RelatableQuote politics are the problem, not men. Unfortunatly these policemen have to respect the law and make other ppl respect it... 😕😐 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #relatable We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Relationships are like batteries, they have a positive & a negative side. And you end up whacking your remote instead of changing them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Relationships are like garage sales : from a distance it looks like something interesting but up close it's just a lot of shit you don't need #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Relationships are like garage sales. From a distance they look interesting but up close it's just a bunch of crap you don't need. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Relationships include : fight jeaousy arguments faith tears disagreements. But REAL relationships fight through all that with love. :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Relationships should come with an icon that shows you how much time you have left like your phone's battery. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Relationship status : Can't wait for Monday so that I start working again #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Relationship status : Nowhere near as happy as those couples from the erectile dysfunction commercials. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Relationship status : Putting aloe on the wall and rubbing against it to apply in places that I can't reach. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Religion is like a buffet. People take what they like and ignore the rest. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Reloading every few seconds as if something is going to happen #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 remember before wwa dc some radio guy was talking about only harry and i yelled that i love all of them equally and brittany was like. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Remembering you have a massive exam in a few days. #good #great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Remember, remember the 5th of November. " - What the Fawkes says #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Remember the five simple rules to be happy : Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Remember things will get worse before they get better. But when they do, remember who put you down and who helped you up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 remember when chase finally texted zoey that he loves her on his tekmate but then the dumb ass bitch drops her phone into a water fountain #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Remember when ****** made fun of me in elementary school bc I had big lips and now she's getting injections lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Remember when you thought people in their 20's were adults? Hahahahahaha (help me ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Remember when you use to be able to call someone 57 times, and hang up, and they never knew it was you? Good times. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 REMINDER : Tomorrow is my birthday ★ 'Just wanted to confirm ' #Sarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *reminiscing on elementary school* Anonymous : " thnx for leaving me out guys " Me : " oh wait that's when u were still homeschooled shiiiiiiiz " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @renbostelaar yes, it's not good imo. I'm hoping they get their shit together for S2. Needs better acting and writing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Renner4Real I cannot wait to see it love you, love that tongue more LOL #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Repeating the same tweets u posted a week ago, wtf is your mind repeating things #Not awesome #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Replacing my heart with another liver so I can drink more and care less. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 republicans do love a 'cause ' - why didn't they put their money into helping child poverty instead of 'yes ' stickers and flags? #not #savvy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Research paper Calc HW Calc Test Sociology Projects Sociology test Physics HW Chemistry HW " Senior Year is going to be fun " Exactly 😑 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ResiDesigns stop being a fag, i need to do something for hope #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Respect your superiors. They made it through High School without Google or Wikipedia. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don't want to be apart of #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RestingPlatypus I've missed some episodes of #htgawm bc homework and stuff but I love spoilers yo lemme know who shot annalise #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Restroom hand dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Retweet if somebody is on your mind. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Retweet if you joined Twitter because your family is on Facebook. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Retweet if you pretend to think hard when your teacher is looking at you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Retweet if you're excited to see our NEW #5HxCandies photoshoot + collection at @Kohls! ❤️ ✨ @FifthHarmony #CantWait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 retweet if you're single af #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Retweet if you smile at the bitches who hate you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Retweet this if you're not the same person that you were a year ago. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Retweet this with your tongue! (95% of people can't do it ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Reuters May it is time for retirement & give way for younger person. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Reuters Please do not use this view of HRC again. I find it offensive. Also find offensive any other view of HRC. Thank you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Reuters This what you will get from Hillary Clinton, Obama bringing all those people in. Trump wants to suspend that for a while f safety #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Reuters Why the Dems have done such a good job of dividing police and citizens?! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 revenge? i'm too lazy. im just going to sit here and let karma mess you up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #RevisitedAtMidnight will I know what you did last summer be on ur album that your working on? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 r/fo4 comments arguing on who's the best companion/waifu #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RhiRhi_1989 @cardiff_blues he sure is 😃😃 its fantastic knowing we have 3 very good 7s in the squad. All world class in my opinion #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @richardosman what a load of rubbish sorry Richard #jack white #not funny #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Rich people stay rich by living like they're broke. Broke people stay broke by living like they're rich. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @rickmercer @thehipdotcom that's what I've been trying to say. Your a racist and your brother Harper. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Rickontour Indeed they are as im going to shove paper well somewhere sun dont shine 😂 😂 as my teen telling me who to vote for mmm #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @rickygervais, are you going to RT the less flattering reviews of #LifeOnTheRoad, I haven't seen it yet, but I wanna be angry about it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @rickygervais Isn't that what the Jews, Christians, and Muslims have been doing for a long time now, anyway? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @rickygervais I think Slough has to be a very close second favourite to free love freeway, I listen to them once a week before I beat my Mrs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @rickygervais Not me. I think this tweet was all right. No problem with it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @rickygervais @TheEllenShow... ask her, "if we play spin the bottle in outer space how long would it take before you held me in your arms?" #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Ricky_Vaughn99 @BlackLivesMpls @MinneapolisPD why do these gender equal fag millennials feel the need to point out the " victim " was female #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Right before I die I'm going to say " I left a million dollars in the... " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Right... I'm gonna attempt to stay awake to sort my sleep schedule out! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Right now a FedEx driver is dropkicking your Christmas gift onto someone's front porch. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 right now I feel like Izzy when she only shaved one leg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Right now I just wanna get an A in human A &P #dreaming #yeahright #highhopes #notgonnahappenthough #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Right now you have 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support, and you're scrolling with your thumb. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Right ok college can crash and burn literally fed up. The homework is a piss take. #nothappy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Right when we were about to start our exam the fire alarm came on talk about perfect timing. 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @rihanna don't know why i'm worried about u but somethings been bothering u and u dont tell nobody so they assume its me but only i can see? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @rihanna r u aware that caused such a scene that the pple who want me dead identified me?I backed off cause if the can't me they'll find u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Riix0x haha a part of me hopes not 😁 did enjoy hearing more of your plain ol voice tho, was different from the usual uguu #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @rioferdy5 probably 2 players that you'd never have in your pocket #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Rio... Well played yesterday u looked like u tried really hard to stop united scoring.. #not #hasbeen #johnterryisbetterthanyou #CFC #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RIP DIESEL! You were a true hero and will never be forgotten. Thank you for your service. We'll take it from #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RIP Facebook. Too many of our parents joined. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #RIPJerseyshore how u will be missed ha #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RIP to all of the money I've spent on food this semester #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RIP to all the songs I can't listen to anymore because they bring back bad memories #sarcasm TrainSen 1 R. I. P to all those good makeup & outfit days no one important saw #sarcasm TrainSen 1 R. I. P to everyone who fucked me over, played me, tried me or lied to me, because you're are all dead to me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RIP to the couples that will break up this week bc they can only see each other at school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Risk comes from #not #knowing what you're doing - #sarcasm TrainSen 1 riskiest text I've sent in a really long time. let's hope it wasn't a waste. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 rite now is a Bad Time bc i want to be left alone by everyone, and i, mean absolutely EVERYONE, even the people i actually love lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RJoyce50 thank you very much, it means a lot to me! Still have to understand a few things, I've never taken drawing lessons :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @rnzgallerychris Of course they are & we ain't mass spying on New Zealanders either #YeahRight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @robbiewilliams : When we were preparing to get married, the Registrar said we couldn't have Angels played as it was religious? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @robcorddry reading your feed is worse than the insomnia that lead to it... son of a bitch... it's like a co-ed volleyball players ass. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RobertDowneyJr I know I won't get a response but I really enjoyed Civil War. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Rob told me he was gunna drop kick me in the ovaries... well ain't you a great bestfrand! #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RobWashford think Magath may have seen our tweets, and used them as half time pep talk. #mrmotivator #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Rock bottom is when you get dinner at the same place you buy your gas #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Rocket is starting pre-foundation classes so he can learn to do agility like these lucky puppies. I love this #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @rogerfederer Happy birthday living legend. I wish you a very great day with your family. I miss you very much. N. 1 for me forever. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @rogerfederer tell me you haven't forgotten your twitter password.. Just tell me that and I'll shut up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ROGER & OVER Good morning this is God! I will B handling all of your #problems today I will #not need your help, so have a miraculous day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RogersHelps @ayun_khalid Internet and cable down for the second time in the past 3 days #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @rolandwdoliver : @JimhumeHume ruth Davidson is the true and able leader of a future Scotland. " That's me convinced! I'm voting no now #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ♪ ROLL ROLL ROLL YOUR HOE FUCK HER TILL SHE SCREAMS BUST A NUT SMACK HER BUTT THEN PASS HER TO THE TEAM ♪ ♪ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RomanAtwood @_little_britt_ love you guys. It's fine there is no vlog today. Ignore those ones who disagree. Hope your day off is good #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RomanAtwood You always put a smile on my face when im done and i love u and thank so much for that KEPP UP your grreat work LOVE U! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love, so I think you can at least answer my text message. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Romi_Rain Hi Romi, have a great night at the Event Dinner. You look absolutely stunning in your white dress! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Roni_Rose_ mom gave me DayQuil thinking it was NyQuil, so I feel better, but I'm still awake at 3 AM 😊 😊 😊 #omgyay #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Roope00 yeah I'm hoping I can hit four or five tomorrow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Rose not travelling to Belgrade means he'll probably start on Sunday. #Great #Not #THFC #sarcasm TrainSen 1 roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alone a short poem by me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Roses are red ❤ Violets are blue When I flush the toilet I remember you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Roses are white Nightlock is blue It's called Catching Fire Not Hunger Games 2. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RosetteHeart "... Once we get to the manor, I promise I'll attempt to rest again. Sometimes writing has helped me sleep for a little bit. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RossoneriBear can see Catalonia's position as they want their own independence but North Korea, what an alley to have. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Roughly 70% of the contacts in my phone are restaurants, because I like food a lot more than people. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @rowhouseharlem Has the restaurant opened? Been out of town, and REALLY looking forward to Rowhouse! #canyoutell #cantwait #hungryinharlem #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT 10% boys only chat with girls on #Facebook the Rest 90% boys chat with fake accounts.. :p #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT 12 - year - olds drinking alcohol to forget pain, like yeah dude, sit down and snort some rasna. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT 14 year olds updating " i drink to forget " Me : wtf you trynna forget, the multiplication table? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT 15 years of hardwork in study and the only thing i remember is.. " Mitrochondria Is the Power House of cell " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT 1 hundred years of " I have no idea what I'm doing " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT 2016:If you sing your ex's song, you are back together 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT 2 Minutes Maggi Takes About 8 -10 Minutes To Cook This Is The Reason I Have Trust Issues! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT 2 things that pissed me off this morning :1. Accidentally broke my iPhone's screen. 2. I don't have an iPhone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT 3AM - 5AM the time when genius minds either go to sleep or wake up (probably go to sleep... after all that gaming ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT 3 horrible facts 1. today isn't friday 2. Tomorrow isn't friday 3. The day after tomorrow isn't Friday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT 50 shades of " I donno what the fcuk I'm doing with my life " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT 70 percent of my problems will be solved if I am rich and the remaining 40 percent, if I am good at maths 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT 7 year old son - where is mom? Dad - she is preparing food! Son - *dad dont know its photosynthesis haha * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT 80% Of people have met the person they are gonna marry and rest 20% are us #ForeverAlone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT About to have threesome with my life and my career #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT About to send myself lot of gifts so that i can go like, omg! who send all these please tell #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Absolute Sarcasm is " To kill a Mockingbird " not teaching you one thing about killing a Mockingbird. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT A Burglar broke into my house yesterday night. He said he was looking for money. And guess what? We teamed up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT According to a survey only 18 people per 1000 have vehicles. I think nowadays they only count Mercedes as a vehicle :3 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT According to indian parents switching off the fan is more effective than alarm to wake up somebody. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT According to my parents I'm Jon Snow... Cause I know nothing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills it's consumer. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT *addiction to music* Friend : how far away your home from college? Me : " only 4 songs away ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Adding " do you know " before a sentence to make your point strong #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Admit it, the last time you saw your pendrive is before lending it to your friend. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Adult life is when your dark circles are bigger than your friends circle. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT A four-letter word that can distract you from your studies? No dear, its not love its WIFI. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT After break up, keep ur crush ringtone & alarm tone same, so tat u can dismiss it and wake up as u wish #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT After hearing Girls Jokes, I feel like I am Kapil Sharma #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT After making girlfriend I came to know that Chocolates of more than 100 rupees are available in the market. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT 'After rainy season ' is the best excuse of parents for not buying shoes, mobiles, etc for us #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT After Sunday, Monday and Tuesday, even the week says WTF! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT After watching a superhero movie i feel like a big guy... but then my mom scolds me and i come back to reality #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT After watching " Deadpool ", I realized that super heroes are getting really interesting. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT A girls agenda is pretty clear I can call u but i wont I can message u but naaah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT A guy looks both side before crossing one way Guy 2: Bro this is one way Guy 1: bro there are Female Drivers everywhere 😱 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT A guy standing at Subway and ordering for the first time looks more confusing than standing in final semester viva. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT A human is a social animal, who does not tolerate his relatives #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT #AirIndia is proof that you don't have to be good at what you do to be in the business #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Akbar had 36 wives and over 300 women in his harem! And here am waiting for my crush to text back! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT A kid asked me what is stress I locked him in a room with high speed Internet and 1% battery. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Alexander Graham Bell would be so proud that his groundbreaking invention is being used for taking duckface selfies. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT All I see is " #RIPChristina " And I still don't know who she is #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT All is good but I don't even have that girl in life who could friendzone me. :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT All men are GOOD Either good for something Or good for nothing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT All my life I have done so many wrong things, but never been a dog on snapchat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT All my role models are playboys and I am here still like a potato. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT All that cocaine in the world and your nose is still in my business? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT All the Poojas and Nehas together can form a new nation. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT All these students gets gadget/vehicles for scoring good I would have my own house till now. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT " Always bring the banana to your mouth, never bring your mouth to the banana ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Always in a queue I hate the people infront of me and those who are behind me looks cool. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT A man is not complete until he is married... Then he's finished #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT A man's nothing is nothing, a woman's nothing is hell everything from earth to moon and back. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT A man who has 8 packs already said that he wanted a much more stronger physique. What he wants to become? A stone? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT A Man who has no imagination has no wings...! *le me : I hav a gf and im a millionaire #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT A mistake is always a mistake on Twitter because you ain't got any edit options. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT am i the one who gets up late cuz i dont know what to do early morning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Am I the only one who can relate to the " smelly cat " song? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Am I the only one who thinks that all wrestlers should be nominated for an acting Oscar #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Am i the only one who thinks that 'Flying chappal recieved ' posts are stupid? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT And if your mom doesn't add one more spoon after you say, " That's enough! " Then you surely are 'ADOPTED ' 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT And that list is quite short. Short. Exactly what she said. 😓 😓 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT And then one day we left our classroom and never returned. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT And then there are people who order popcorn at theatres but get hidden in toilet when they hear TC is coming. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT And when you realise the moment wasn't right to be sarcastic Still you be like idgaf, I was awesome #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT A population of over a billion and we still need toothpastes and deodorants to get closer. - India. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Apple Inc. are so self obsessed that they have an " i " in all their devices. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT A recent study shows that your facebook friends are not interested in the minute by minute updates of your relationship #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT - Are you okay?! - No, I just saw your face! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Arranged marriage is just another way of saying " Match Fixing! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT As an Indian I must recommend you to never watch Baghban with parents. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT As if push and pull were not enough to make me look stupid, somebody genius invented'Slide to open '. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT A sister is equalent to a mother until she eats away the cake in the fridge. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT " A Snail Can Sleep For 3 Years Continuously ". - Reason Why I Want Another Life.!. #SleepRevolution #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT A study suggests An average person checks their phone 80 times a day Finally I am above average at something #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT A subjective type question become an objective type's answer key if u remove 'prove that ' from it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT At any point in life if u feel like people r ignoring u just think about the 2nd page of google search 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT At first they are average and when you leave them, They become the hottest creature on mother other. #EX #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT At marriages old people poke me and tell that I'm next to get married, I do the same at funerals 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Aunt : You should watch knowledgeable series. Me : Like Game of Thrones? 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT *Auto correct be like* I am very happy to have you in my life please don't live. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT A wise man once said Be playful, it destroys ego. But he didnot say whose ego. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT A woman is always right even she puts the left indicator she'll turn right. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Awsome is when your autocorrect takes " INSANE " as " INDIAN " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Back then she had a crush on me Now she has enough money to crush me over #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT BAD GUYS IN MOVIES : " But before I kill you, I want to tell you this really long story so you can be saved. " (-_-') #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Banks should avail an offer " we give you credit card and won't disturb you for the rest of the life " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Basically When People Suck The Life Out Of You, Wouldn't It Be Nice If They Took Some Fat & Bad Luck Too. #suckzoned #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT *Batch 2003 Get -together* He - i had a crush on you She - i had a boyfriend #HeSheStory #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Battery of my trimmer wasn't workin.. Got a new 1 then shaved Its not a remote u see..! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Beach romantic travel destinations. Made for the young. Affordable only by the old. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Before I was married, I didnt even know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Before - keep distance from TV or you will get spects Now - Wear spects, this world of Vitual Reality #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Being able to instantly respond with sarcasm within seconds of A stupid question is a sign of a healthy mind. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Being a pizza delivery boy is awesome.. Because no one is disappointed to see you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Being a Th9 player in COC, i get more respect than getting 9 CGPA 🙈 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Being blown was just like your grades They both suck. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Being born into your parents religion is the first time you agree to terms and conditions without reading them #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Being middle class, the only English song I love is the one whose lyrics I get. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Being " Phantom Zoned " is a lot better than being " Friend Zoned ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Being selfish isn't a hard thing, just be my girlfriend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT being told u mean a lot to someone is such a good feeling 💫 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT best ever quote written in the cancer hospital, " tobacco companies kills their best customers " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Bestfriend : Person who takes ur jokes seriously and laughs on ur serious quotes 😓 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Best friend says : A wise man once said to break things and so let's begin with your nose. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT ****BEST PUN EVER **** what do you call a snobbish con going down the stairs A condescending con descending Mic drop #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Best thing about new generation would be that we can watch geme of thrones with them! 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Biggest joke of the century : Computers & mobile were invented to save our time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Billion underprivileged faces thank FB everyday for making them feel privileged. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Bisleri is the mountain water, I wonder if ants piss before filling the mountain water in bottles :/ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Blaming video games for violence is like blaming your pen for failing your exam #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Boy : How are you Girl : F9 Boy : What..? Girl : Fine & What are you doing? Boy : F5 Girl : What? Boy : REFRESHING #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Boys goes to bathroom :- Takes 2 minutes Girls goes to bathroom -: Takes 20 minutes and 50 + selfies #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Boys life - Get up and ready in 5min Making hair 30 min #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Boy : Will you go out with me this weekend? Girl : Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Bullets are the only things that do their job only after they are fired. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT [Burglar gently waking me up ] " You live like this? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Buying expensive shoes is not a big deal, but convincing your friends its expensive is really a big deal. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT By the grace of God, I've everything except beautiful hand writing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Call a girl beautiful she won't notice Call her fat n see chaos coming ur way coz elephants are big creatures #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT can gossip girl come back with a spin off about chuck and Blair after marriage? I would binge watch the crap out of that #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT can I skip to the part of my life where I'm financially stable and have someone to sleep next to every night #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Can you back off my best friend? Before you piss me off too, that would be great thanks 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Celebs become more popular after they die #caseofali #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Censor Board Doesn't Cut Anything in Bhai's Movies Because To Cut Anything There Should Be Something 😜 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Censor Board is the reason we'll never have a Biopic on Virat Kohli #BC #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Censor Board's logic : Show vulgarity But hide reality #UdtaPunjab #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT " Change cannot be always given to you, you must bring change yourself " - an autowala to his passanger #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Cheating BF to GF.. It is not the person who's bad, it's the circumstances.. Period! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Childhood : the time when you did all your holiday homework seriously. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Child's experience : if a mother is laughing at the fathers jokes, it means they have guests. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT China is about to test 7G and in India people are still forwarding that whats app message to 8 grps hoping for a miracle. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Christopher Nolan is gonna be so pleased with Indians who take photos while trying to take photos. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Cigarette is the only thing which gives you what they promise on the packet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT *cling* Me : if you can't handle me at my worst, kindly leave. Because I don't have good side Am awful always #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT College is like losing your mom in the grocery store for 4 years #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Commited* gets jealous of single friends* Single *gets jealous of commited friends * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Congragulations! Did pressing the elevator button 3 times in a row help you get there light fast?😑😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Congratulations! by pressing the elevator button 3 times u ve forced it to come in hurry mode! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT *conversation with crush* Me : Hey, what kind of music you like? She : Anything at a volume where i can't hear you! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Cop :Do you know how fast you were going? Me :My snapchat selfie says 45 Cop :LMAO ADD ME #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Count yourself as one of the most patient & tolerant people if you are still using 2G. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Crush : I can't even stand you for more than 10 sec. Me : Great! Add me on Snapchat. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Dad : how's ur ma 'am look like? Son : u look like my husband. Dad : wtf? Son : that's what she says everyday to me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Dads gonna chappet Moms gonna belannet I am still gonna procrastinate #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Dad :why haven't u gone to write ur examination? Son :Dad don't disturb I m preparing for my exams 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Dad : You do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things. Me : Yeah but today is not that day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Dare those school kids posting GPA's and percentages to do the same during college. 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Dat awkward moment, When u realise that d only thing dat comes naturally to u is self-deprecating humour. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Days have turned from'Thug Life ' to ' Jhaand Life ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT dead people are coming back in game of thrones and here i wait for a text back from my crush :/@sarcastic_us #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Dear alarm, when I turn you on, please do not show me how many hours of sleep I'll have, ITS DEPRESSING! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT dear auto-correct, please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. YOU PIECE OF SHOT! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Dear Facebook, If you really cared about me you would not show memories that are 3 years old. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT dear girlfriend, i am not saying i hate u but if u get hit by a bus i will be driving that bus. lots of love. @sarcastic_us #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Dear Girls, Before you try to find someone who treat you like a princess, Learn how to cook first atleast. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Dear girls marry that guy who goes to bank with a pen, they are the most responsible people! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Dear Guys, 🙌 Next time a Girl BROTHER ZONE you, file a Case aksing for share in his Fathers Wealth #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems. Im tired of solving them for you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Dear maths, I'm sick tired of finding your 'X '.. Just accept the fact that she is gone Move on Dude :D #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Dear parents, we know money doesn't grow on trees, that's why we are asking you for it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Dear relatives, when i say i want to kill u that doesn't mean I don't love u It is just because I want u free u frm dis world. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Death is God's way of saying you are fired. Suicide is humans way of saying, I quit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Deja Poo : The feeling that you've heard this crap before. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Deleting one 'ha ' from your 'hahahahahahaha ' because you feel like it's too much of haha. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Dhoni named his daughter Ziva - may be he wanted her to be best finisher in class attendance! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Did something bad happen to you, or are you just naturally this terrible of a person? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Did you get a haircut? Me : No i dyed the tips of my hair invisible #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT " Did you just fall? " " No. I attacked the floor. " " Backwards!? " " I'm freaking talented! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Did you know? Lack of light is the #1 cause of darkness. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Did you know? Science proves that most people are born on their birthday. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Difference between real laugh and fake laugh in chat Real : hahaa Fake : haha #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Difference btwn Girl's Argument nd Knife - Knife has a point. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Disney : We'll draw eyelashes on Minnie so u know she's female Animators : But men have eyelashes too Disney : Lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Doc : hoping for a boy or a girl? Guy : was hoping to pull out, but here we are #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Doctor, my nose is 11 inches long! Come back when it grows into a foot 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Doctors after operation and students after examination says the same ' just pray to GOD ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Doctor : take this medicine emply stomach 3 times a day Me : I've never had an empty stomach since 2001 buddy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT DOCTOR : why did you take your Medicine at 6 am yet I told you 9 am..? BOY : I wanted to surprise the Bacteria #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Does any Girl around the world ever wished for a Sarcastic boyfriend? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Do it for the people who want to see you fail... 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Don't count your chickens before they hatch... They said, Don't pay before service... they never said #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Dont fall in love because everything that falls vets body slammed by jhon cena. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Don't fall in love with her on Social media, Any minute She can become He. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Don't know about inner child, but my inner sarcasm keeps popping up every now & then. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Don't know what is more neglected, iOS update or middle child. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT " Don't like me, cool I don't wake up to impress you " is the most overused caption of all time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Don't worry if u had a bad day, Remember There are people who have their Ex Girlfriend's name tattooed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Don't worry password, my life is more unsecured than you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Don't worry when your knowledge is too poor or your handwriting is enough bad, in Hindi. Congrats! you know #Gujarati. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Don't you just love it when " accidentally " spills freezing cold water down you when it's -10000 degrees. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT do u ever wonder what ur most noticeable feature is like what do people see first when they look at u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT " Do you know any example of a double negative? " " I don't no. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Drawing is the 2nd best thing in which hand works while imagining.. " Should I mention the 1st one "? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT *Driving at high speed* Police : You're fined Me : But sir i'm learning P : Without teacher? Me : Yes, i'm from IIN #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Due to these stupid television serials, girls r getting scared of any casual omitting #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Each morning gravity around the bed is 10 times stronger. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Early To Bed, Early To Rise Make Your Girlfriend Talk To Other Guys #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Either I'm jobless af or conversing with 10 different people at a time. There's no in-between. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Engineering students : That's what we do. We study and we forget things. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Engineers are single af that the only lubricant they know is OIL! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT English is such an Abusive language. I mean " A BC D ". WTF! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Even Delhi's weather is having mood swings. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Even facebook has many faces. No one is true. #smileys #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Even if I was to be a Sharmaji's son,, I dont think I could be a topper in my class...! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Even I, myself, am unsure when I say : " just 5 mins " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Even my cellular says She is out of Your reach *Crush * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Ever felt non reputed Think about the people on fb who comment : like and comment back with hundreds of characters #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Ever morning i was like " Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Every 60 sec. there is someone who posts a positive quote but never implements it on him/herself. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Every break up has a story Mine was just denied to share pizza with her. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Every country has an Independence Day except Britain because they're the one's everyone was seeking Independence from #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Every day dinner story Me : hey dad can you pass the salts Dad :i dont know, can you pass the semeste #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Everyday Sunny leone creates a history which is being cleared by guys before going to sleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT every Girl I met has a boy friend and every boy I met is Single.. Who are these girls dating? Aliens? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Every girl needs a boyfriend, because you can't always blame the government for everything #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Every morning my bed becomes center of gravity of the universe, very difficult to leave... #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Everyone at home wakes up early coz of the alarm I set and I still keep snoozing it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Everyone has a story to tell. But all you need is a person who would listen patiently. ☺ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Everyone Wanna Live Someone's Life In My Case I wanna Live Lord Krishna's Life Just Imagine Thousands Of Wives 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Everyone : Yeahhhhh... Today is Sunday 😄 Me : What The Fishhh! Tomorrow Is Monday... Damnnn! 😫😫😫 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT " Everyone you meet is Fighting a battle you know Nothing about. Be kind Always " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT everything in the world is either potato or not a potato. @sarcastic_us #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Every time I sit on meditation before night studies, I get up in the morning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Every woman is an open book... written in a language you can't comprehend. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Exact Maturity is when we come to know that 5Star and Diary Milk are products of the same company :P :P #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Exams are good they make me realise I can sit idle for 3 hours without my phone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT ex :hey he : " If you become a mother, can I have one of the puppies " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Expecting a job after engineering is like, Seeing your crush and thinking she will be your GF one day...! 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Ex's friend - Im sorry on her behalf Me - Congratulations, I hate u too #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Facebook is telling me to " reconnect " with my brother... hmmm, I see him everyday 😀 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Facebook is the only place, Where one can feel lonely with 85 others on just one bed in a single room. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Facebook memories shows that how stupid we were. We shares them again to prove that still there is no change. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Facebook : we Care about you thats why we have angels! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Fact : Neil A. first man out of space is backward spelled ALIEN. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Fall in love with someone who works harder to save the relationship like Virat Kohli saves his matches! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Fat girls should be socially accepted Fat boys should go to gym and have abs. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT FB is the only place where antisocial people compete with each other to show off how much they socialize. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Feminists are people who cant accept the fact that Ross and Rachel were on a break #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Few days ago in a shopping mall a kid called me uncle :D + > ;_ < ;.. i feel you girls #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Figured out today that my GPS has autocorrect.. I put in " Beach house " and ended up in my ex's driveway. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT First love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time. @sarcastic_us #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT First world problems : I couldn't listen to TV so I had to stop eating chips. ;-; #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Flies are funny. First they'll come near your tea, try to taste it, and then make a dive and die in it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT follow me on instagram, " thatssarcasm " i will follow some of you 💕 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT For her I'm like the third page of google search #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT For those people who say conjuring 2 was not scary, Please move ahead of trailer and watch the whole movie Ur truely Enemy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Freedom is just another word for people finding out you're useless! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Friend : Are you going to school tomorrow? Me : Nah, I'm riding my unicorn to Mars instead. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Friend : How's your girlfriend? Me : 'Would be ' would be more precise. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Friend : i have a physics paper. Wish me luck. Me : May the rate of change of momentum be with you :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Friend - Man I wonder what heaven is like Me - You haven't eaten a pizza? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Friend -oh god! Had a bad day at work me-aww.. Go get a beer Friend -I dnt want a beer Me -Who said it was for you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Friend - what kind of food you like? Me - tasty and unhealthy to keep me in my circular shape < ;3 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT friend :you're very handsome don't let anyone tell you any different me :they don't. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Frnds : Just stay silent wait & let her realise. *Younger brothers Grandson Got married* Me : Still Waiting ** #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Fuck off these IIT sums. In the end I am going to use only + -*/ and %. @sarcastic_us #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT fun fact : if you live in nepal its 100% sure that you will die one day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Gain a little bit of muscle & everyone swears you're on steroids. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Gal to a Guy Gal : aww you're so sweet! Me :Wow, you even know what he tastes like what did you do? Took a bite? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Game of Thrones effect : I asked a beautiful girl what's your name? She replied : A Girl has no name! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Getting into a good college in India is so hard that sometimes i feel sad for not being handicapped! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Gf - I lost my grandma today. Me - LOL for grandma Gf - slap... #lotsoflove #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT gf : you failed as a bf. Let's breakup! me (engineering student ) : When is the last date for applying reevaluation? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Girl : How far your home is? Me : Take my phone, when WiFi get connected automatically then understand that we're home. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Girl : " OMG, I'm so ugly! " Me : Yes, that's why u have 494 photos in an album called'ME '. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT girls be like.. Google help me.. but only as a friend 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Girls be like " My bullshit is my best friend's bullshit's best friend " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Girls call me ugly until they come to know how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Girls gets offended when called a bitch When Girls spent hours trying to look like a dog in snapchat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Girls on instagram be like, I am Victoria Secret Model. Wonder if Victoria knows this secret.. xD! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Girls r simple Their yes means yes, no means yes &no means no, no means maybe, maybe means no & yes means maybe #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Girls who talk about standards ends up their day by watching " sasural simar ka ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Girl : What should I do for this Halloween to scare everyone? Me : Go without makeup. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Girl : When u will be free? Boy : 🈵 Girl : now what is this? Boy : even I don't know. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Give a man a fish, and he'll Instagram it ; teach a man to fish, and he'll update it on Facebook. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT god damn " thanks for the follow " dms always piss me off #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT God wanted to make horses superior over human, but they did neigh. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Goes out to buy some things Will listen to music on the way Leaves home Takes Earphones out Untangles them Back home #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Going by the effects and the post-movie trauma, just imagine if The Conjuring 2 was released in 3D?! 😂 😋 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Going on Facebook has become the equivalent of opening the fridge and staring inside, even though you're not hungry. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Good sarcasm comes from experience and a lot of that comes from bad trolls. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Googles : how to become popular Google : tweet any joke and wait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Google translate is still not so useful. It doesn't translate what a **holes say, in a language that I understand. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Got a wifi signal Me - connect Wifi - " i have a boyfriend " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Guns are old screenshots can do more damage #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Guys, how to gain followers on Instagram? Turn yourself into a hot girl! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Handle every problem lyk a dog.. If cant eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Happiness is when you get the'Skip Ad ' option in a YouTube video! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Happy b'day Sonakshi Cena! We haven't seen her like in a year? And other reasons too for Cena 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Hard work is like Facebook update No one really wants to do it but you have to do it after all. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT have no regrets except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT have u ever had to restart a song because u spaced out and weren't appreciating it enough #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT have u ever met the human version of a period cramp #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Have you fallen in love so hard that you can actually see your wallet going empty but you can't help it anyway. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Having a case on your phone is like wearing a condom, it feels so much better without it but its not worth the risk. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Having one child makes u a parent but having two child makes u a refree #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT HBD ugly jonathong! thanks for always being there to piss me off and insult me 😷 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT He : A glass for me too pls? She : I cannot bear to share my beer with a bear. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Hearing censored version of Eminem songs is like eating Gulabjaamun without the taste of labjaamun. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT He : Hey! How do u do? She : What I how do? He : Tera sir 😡 *Blocked * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT He - I like someone. She - Really? Who? He - She kinda looks like u.. S - Aww.. H - I ws talking abt ur sister. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT hello everybody, i'm using the internet explorer. i hope this post gets here on time. Happy New Year 2011! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT He : Lolzzzzz Me :wht? Did you laugh urself to sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Helping my sister in searching her chocolate that I ate just few hours ago. 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Her attitude is based on how you treat her. Treat her right and she'll treat you better. Do her wrong and she'll do you wors #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Here's a tissue, you have a bullshit on that lip :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT He said, `My heart is a phone and baby you are the sim. " She blushed. Little did she know about Dual Sim Phones. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT He : Say those 3 magical words. She : Candy Crush Saga *Marked as sexual abuse * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT He - Tell Me The Three Magical Words ANGEL PRIYA - Im A Boy! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT He : who's your favourite singer? She : 'Feat. ' I love his all songs.. He : *leaves the planet * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT " Hey are you crying? " " No I was pretending that I was a fountain " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Hey USA, you sure Donald is your trump card coz we Indians keep such joker cards aside #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT hey where have you been all my life? Can you pls go back there #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT History is never made by those people who use incognito mode in their browsers. (anonymous ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT History is never made by those who use incognito browsers #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Hollywood logic :they'll let kids sleep alone even if the house is haunted Kollywood logic :bro, what's the spelling of logic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT hope my grades celebrate 420 and get super high today #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT How can I be in a relationship with my best friend but I always want my boy friend to be my best friend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT How can there be peace if people are still fighting for window seats? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT How to make thesis :1. Meet up with your group 2. Cry together. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT How to ruin someone's Sunday? Tell them tomorrow's Monday... *As evil as it gets * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT human bodies are made up of blood and guts ; while my body is made up of caffeine and mistakes and unrequited sarcasm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Hyundai cars Old version h9 Recent version i10 New version to j11 come #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I act like I don't care... BT deep down inside...! I still don't give a f **k! 😎 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I actually have a really good fashion sense, I just don't have no money #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I alwayz think of living my life on my own terms Bt den i c my food consumption n return remorsefully to my sucky job #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I am a virgin and i am not so much depressed as trumph. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I am constantly torn between " I don't need anyone ' " and " Hey you please fall in love with me " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I am good at three things 1. Eating 2. Sleeping in the odd times 3. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I am good friends with 25 alphabets of English. I don't know y. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I am just waiting for the new album of taylor swift about clavin harris 😂 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I am not funny, I am just being mean and people think I am joking #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I am Not Saying That I love U.. What I Am Saying Is That... U r Literally What A Saturday Night Sleep Meant For Me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I am so afraid to commitments that I don't actually brush in night.. cuz I have to commit not to eat after that! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I am so deep into Friendzone that she asked me to buy men condom for her to be used by some else guy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I am so middle class that I actually do get affected by rising Fuel price. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I am so ugly that, If I want my gf to call me cute.. I'll have to find a blind one.. 😠 😢 😋 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I am so unlucky that, I have spent my change to buy carry bags. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I am such simple and honest that on whatsapp I send smiley similar to my skin colour. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I am weak on weekdays and it ends over weekend. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I asked a gal to text me when she got home...! She must be homeless :( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I asked to 100 women which shampoo they preferred... Almost all of them replied " How the hell did u get in here? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I become more religious while running back to bed after switching off the lights than while praying in the temple. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I call my friends rather than ringing their doorbells bcz i have a bad habit of running away after ringing doorbells. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I can ignore you to such an extent that you, yourself would doubt your presence. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I can't forget 3 things in my life 1. Parents 2. My first love & 3. Our WiFi password. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I can't stare at a boy for so long He ain't FIFA! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Ice bucket, childhood, black and white etc etc... Nobody came up with AADHAAR CARD PIC CHALLENGE. Humanity still exists #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT i chose to keep quiet... to lie low... to cut the communication... because it is only by then i can see who truly cares! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I could've blocked you back.. only if I cared enough. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I don't always get friendzoned, but when I do it's always. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I don't care if someone doesn't like me. As far as I know I'm not a Facebook status to be liked. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I dont care when a person ignores me cuz i know page no. 2 of google is ignored by everyone in the world... #smh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I dont even get mad anymore! I expect bullshit from people. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I dont get snapchat, you dont get sarcasm. call it even? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT i don't get why people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I don't have Good mornings, Only good mournings.. 😢 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I don't Remember Last time, I went to Bed, and Woke up on A Different day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I don't trust stairs. Because they are always up to something. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I dont use lol wen people joke... But If I use I jus mean to say " Lord of losers ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If a professor takes your surprise test then organize a surprise mass bunk. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If a taxi driver decreases a song volume but doesn't put off when you get a phone call, The song is of his choice. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If a woman is able to contain her thoughts in a limit of 140 words, she's a keeper. 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If a woman tells you that you're right, that's called sarcasm. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT if caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier why cant i #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If chandler was a real person, he would have the most retwwets or most likes on a youtube comment. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If dreams come true... My crush will stay as a crush only #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I feel more ugly after watching a Barbie movie. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I felt sorry for my parents when my results were out Cause our neighbour Sharma ji was childless. *My poor parents * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If FRIENDS were made now, then all of the characters would have visited each other more on FB than in Central Perk #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If I am your best friend then there are chances of your girlfriend not having periods without even you touching her. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If i had 1 $ for everytime dat im thinking about you, nvm waste of time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If I had a Time Machine, I'd go back 2 years in past and punch myself for not choosing a cool Twitter ID #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If I reach my parents something, they're learning from their mistake! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If I sleep early, it doesn't mean I am SAYANA BACHA but my phone's battery has died and I am too lazy to charge it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If I wanted to kill myself I would climb into your ego and jump into your IQ. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If I was famous I would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If I were to give up sarcasm, that would leave interpretative dance moves as my only means of communication #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If life gives you lemons sqeeze it in peoples eyes. 😂 tons of people had written it but its m tym. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If Microsoft hires only lazy people then by this time i would have been a millionaire #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If my result incrase like petrol price my parents feel very happy for me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If " No " was not a word, Dad would have been speechless. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If one door closes and another one opens, your house is probably haunted. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT i forget what it's like to have a normal sleeping pattern #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I formally apologize to anyone who knew me when I was 12. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If PUMA was not a fitness brand. It would be called HUMA. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If she hasn't kissed you even after the 4th date, she is here for free food. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If she says she'll die without you, she wont even suffer a fever 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If that day the whole tree would have fell upon Newton then half of our studies burden could have reduced #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If The Life Gives U Nuts... Then Just... Roast It Like AIB. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If the mobile gets spoiled blame the child, if child gets spoiled blame the mobile - stupid logic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If the people are not laughing at your goal, Your goals are too small #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT if there are n days between two consecutive tests the phrase ' I will study tomorrow ' is repeated n -1 times. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If there was a subject teaching how to kill time, I would without doubt be the teacher and the topper #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If they ever give a gift for procrastination, then #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If they were not caught there would be no difference between politicians (except a few ) and outlaws. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If trees gave WiFi all must have planted trees... but it's sad that it only gives oxygen for us... Plant trees! :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 rt if u came in like a wrecking ball #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT IF u cant handle a little sarcasm, we cant be friends.. ;-) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If u can't handle me at my worst then u probably can't have me 'cause " the worst " is all i got. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If u feel ur self useless remember that there are girls with alienware laptops #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If ur cooler than me. That would make me hotter than u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 rt if ur still waiting for hannah montana to make a comeback #sarcasm TrainSen 1 rt if ur ugly af #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If u want to check the limits of your aggressiveness Better u prefer 2g net packs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If Whatsapp viewed when the message is read from the notification, Trust me we all would have been doomed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you allow your genetics to determine your life, it simply means blood rules, not the brain. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you are given a choice between world peace and a Porsche 911, what colour would you like your Porsche to be? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you are good at something never do it for free...! That's how prostitution came into picture. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you buy a Royal Enfield and don't go to Laddakh within 3 months, it will ride by itself to there #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you can be sarcastic in 140 character, boy don't we have Twitter just for you? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you can be sarcastic in 140 characters, there is nothing you can't do. LOL #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT if you can have fun without getting wasted or high. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT if you can speak fluent sarcasm. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you can't change the girl. Then change the girl. - Saying single. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you can't sleep. -. - I'm not getting up on time tomorrow. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you carefully split the word dieting, it becomes - die eating 😉 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you closely hear me, you will listen me not caring. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you commit a crime 90 times, you will be caught 45 times because : SIN 90 is equal to COT 45. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you could choose between World Peace and Porsche 911, What colour would you want your Porsche to be? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you don't have hope that flipping grades from F to A can happen. Go flip burgers. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you dont post 'Alhamdulillah done with sehri ' You're doing Faaqa only #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT " If you don't want someone to break into your bathroom with a cameraman, better use our product. " -Colgate. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you ever feel useless in life just remember that every Chinese manufacturer have Quality Engineers. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you have read and laughed at other people's conversations on orkut then your childhood was awesome! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you look closely at the screen you'll notice you are closer to the screen. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you love someone, set them free. Unless it's a tiger. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 rt if your boobs glow in the dark #sarcasm TrainSen 1 rt if youre 1d af if you dont retweet caroline waka flocka flame will show up at your house while youre sleeping #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If You're Always Straightening things, You Have OCD. If you're Always Eating things You've OBCD! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT if your enemies stab you from behind, you must really be ugly to face. (More than your back ) #honor #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you're swimming by the lake and you're hungry, go up to an old person. They'll give you bread. #adviceforducks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If your mom doesnot add one more spoon after you say " That's enough ", then my friend you are adopted. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If your mother doesn't force you to eat extra chapati every time you eat.. then my friend you are adopted.. 😢 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT if you start school tomorrow. Fav If you want one more week of summer. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you talk to God, you are religious. If God talks to you, you are psychotic. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you think about a wonderful future. Stop it immediately! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT if you think cigarettes are a huge turnoff #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you think you have a boring life, there is someone out there somewhere typing " terms & conditions ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you try hard you may find a girl with Logic, But you won't find Set Max without Sooryavansham. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you've ever been called a liar when you actually were telling the truth. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you wait for her dp to load in 2g internet 😓 Then you are in real love 😄 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you wake up at 6 am and check your phone without even cleaning your eyes toh haan mere dosst barbad ho chuke ho tum! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you want a permanent scar, prefer tattoo instead of falling in love. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you want to check the girl 😅... just say pay our dinner bill! And if she pay that bill seriously marry her! 😂 😀 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you want to spread a rumor quickly just ask your girlfriend not to tell anyone about it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT If you watch Conjuring 2 without updating status about it on fb. The ghost from the movie will find you and haunt you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I get less action than a red light in GTA. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I get so upset when I look at my wallet, and not see $1000. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Ignore your problems like you ignore the male actors in a porn movie! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I hated copying as a school student Then came this : CTRL+c CTRL+v Now I hate school for making me write so much! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I hate it when auto-correct changes my " omg " to " OMG " like, chill out, I'm not that surprised. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I hate it when mom says " get up its already morning, sun is out ". So what am i supposed to do? Photosynthesis? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I hate it when people do not understand sarcasm. It doesn't take a genius to work it out ;) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT i hate it when people lie, like just be honest damn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I hate remembering good times that i had with people who ended up being really shitty to me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I hate these ppl.. they call me crazy.. bring my spaceship.. I'm gonna go back to Mars #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I hate waking up at 6am but I don't mind staying awake till 6am. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I hate wen people ask me " how do you react to this? " Im lik " No,, im lik a Nobel gas... my octet is complete " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I hate when i go to the kitchen to get some food, but i only find ingredients. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I hate when i'm trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me excuse u it's not ur birthday so ta #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I hate when people say " Look at me when I'm talking to you. " I mean, c'mon, one inconvenience at a time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I have 2 reason (s ) why i don't give money to my girlfriend. First : I don't have money. Second : I don't have girlfriend. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I have 3 sides in my life. 1. Fun and crazy side 😂 😝 2. Loving and Caring side ❤ 😊 3. The side you never want to see in me. 😈💀 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I have a short and I mean short, almost non-existent, tolerance for people who refuse to use common sense. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I have decided to leave my past behind me. So if I owe you money.. I am sorry. but I've moved on -_- #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I have one of those unlimited cell phone plans. There's no limit to how much they can charge me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I have seen guys having Adam's apple bigger than my achievements...! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I have so high self respect, that i respect my bad decisions in advance. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I hide my " last seen " so that people think that something is going on in my life! :P #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT i hope you regret all the shit you put me through, bitch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I jus hate probability... They toss a coin, roll a die for nothing Lik if they hav no work,, i can help em find one #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I just congratulated myself for wasting another month of 2016 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I just got to know that FB likes don't cure cancer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I just wanna travel and be in love and eat good food. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I just woke up? Why? Why do i do this to myself. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I know god made us in his image but an additional sleep button would have helped. #insomnia #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I liked her She like me I loved her She loved me. N then... SHE SAID AS A FRIEND #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I like long text messages because I appreciate a complete thought. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I like the voice u make when you shut the fvck up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I like those units which are prepared in rickshaw just before examination. 👀 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I'll pay the bill, said no girl ever... You're like my friend, said no boy ever #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I look at some people and think " Really? That's the sperm that won? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I lost my mobile 2 hours back and I am already feeling like a saint! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I love my country, that's why I detest the government. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I love my life, but it just wants to be friends with me :( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I made a joke that made me look/act so rude and I think I offended someone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT " Imagination is the key to success " Me : i have million rs. in my hand #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Imagine how awesome life would be if Pizzas 🍕 made you skinny! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Imagine how life would be if pizza made you skinny. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Imagine if social media like twitter n instagram wer real. Strangers standing wit u, repeating u everytime u say something #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Imagine insulting someone with a high flying pun. It'll be an Udta Pun Jab. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I'm at that stage of life that if I get run over by a car, I'd probably thank and hug them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I'm glad that I spent my childhood crying for toys and not cell phones. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I'm good at doing things... unless it is yoga, maths or handling a baby #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I might be polite on chat but you will never knew that I was typing with my middle finger! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT im naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT #ImNotAGrinchBut people trying to shove Christ down my throat piss me off. I'm happy with my religion, thanks. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Im not a second choice Im priority u bish #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I'm not ready for Monday, can I get another Sunday! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I'm not saying I hate you What I'm saying is that You are literally the Monday of my life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I'm Not Saying that #Hitler Was A Great Guy... But Heyy... He Really Saved The History Channel..! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I'm not single. I'm very much in a relationship. I'm in a relationship with my work and my video games. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT... i'm not the kind to reply every single text, i'm just too lazy to text you but i replied in my mind. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I'm so Forever Alone that no one gives me any WhatsApp dares. 😫 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I'm so ugly that I find my Aadhaar Card photo attractive! :3 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I'm that poor who can't even afford a RAJNIGANDHA pouch to become rich. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT *In a restaurant* Manager - Mam did you love our food? Girl - Yes, but as a friend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT In bus as brakes applied I hit a girl She -wat r u doing?😠😠 Me -Enginnering nd u?😨😨 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT 'India ' A Place Where 'Ganda Kapde ' Are Used For Cleaning Purposes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT India is place where length of the clothes decide the CHARACTER of a Girl #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT India is the only place where we check the neighbor's house during a power-cut. #IndianMiddleClass #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT " Indian Moms " Deserve to be the Admins of SARCASM! 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Indian policemen are some of those privileged people who are able to do work and business, simultaneously. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Indians are so jugaadu, if at a public toilet the Kundi Breaks They manage screaming " HODOR ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Indians use their Voter ID Card more for buying a SIM than to vote. 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT India, where car drivers thinks two wheelers are idiot and two wheelers thinks car drivers are idoits. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT In exam we look up for inspiration Down for desperation, Left and right for information 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT In front of my crush I do more stupid mistakes than autocorrect. @sarcastic_us #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT In INDIA.. Even if you don't know anything about Football.. You are already a diehard fan of Messi and Ronaldo. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT In INDIA, Hollywood horror movies turns into a comedy movie when you watch it in a local theatre. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT In India people like buy 1 get 1 free more than 50% discount #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT In India People Will Judge You Acc. To The TH Level You Are In COC 😄 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT In India right to freedom of speech is not given by constitution. At childhood it is guarded by parents and later by society. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT In India, Sitting peacefully in a public bus and sh*tting peacefully in a public toilet are equally impossible #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT In India some people learn abusive languages in school and some while driving. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT In India, you are single until 29.. After that you are unmarried.! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT In movies, There's always a gun kept at home only to try committing suicide. Few even succeed doing and become ghosts. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT In my case love triangle at it's worst Because it actually contains me, my girlfriend and my credit card. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision 😓 ✋ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT " Insaniyat " and " Insanity " define the difference between calling someone an " Angel " or an " Angle ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Instead of " 90% will fail to answer ", It should be : " 90% will succeed to waste their time on this " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Interviewer : How faithful are you? Me : Never left my clan in Clash of Clans. *Hired * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Interviewer : One thing u r good at? Me : Doing Miskates #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Interviewers be like : We are looking someone at the age of 22 -24 with 30 years of experience. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Interviewer : So what do you have planned for the future? Me : Lunch Interviewer : No like long term. Me : Oh... Dinner. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Interviewer : Tell me about yourself She : I have a boyfriend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Interviewer - Tell me what you're good at? Me - I'm good at eating. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Interviewer : what are you good at? Me : sarcasm... Interviewer : will you show it to us? Me : No #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Interviewer :why do u want to be a librarian? Me :I like to tell people to be quite. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Interviewer : why do you want this job? Me :I've just always been very passionate about not starving to death #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Interviewer : Why should we hire you? Me : Because you are hiring. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT In the battle between Sleep and Studies Counter Strike always wins. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT In the beginning God made Heaven and the Earth. The rest was'made in China ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT *In " The Burger King " * Waiter - How is the Burger? Me - " I am loving it ". *kicked out with disrespect * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT in the mood to receive 5 billion dollars in cash #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Invited to GF's house for lunch Met her dad (Ex - Army ) Asked him the wifi password Said - Taken 1234 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT iPhone users just need a moment to post a screen shot to let everyone know that they owe iPhone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Iphone users should have extra pocket to keep them safe from the disease of holding iPhone in hands all the time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I :) really :) hate :) how :) I :) need :) constant :) reassurance :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I really thought life would be funny and cool until I was 18, Now it's only funny #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Ironically iron man can't iron his iron suit but magneto can... That's magnificent #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Ironically people who post " Keep calm it is mah birthday week " cannot actually keep their calm. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Irony is girl's tweeting money can't buy happiness from their iPhone 6S #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Irony is that price of half bitten apple products is more than full apple #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Irony is when girls who works at " I don't work, I am a princess " cry for placement after their college. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I said - I am man of steel She said - I am woman of Corrosion #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I Scored So Badly In My 10th That I Myself Tell People That The Mark Sheet Is FAKE! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Is it only me who wants the world to end, the night before every exam results? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I spend most of my free time in that imaginary world where my crush actually likes me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I stuck my tongue out because I'm mature like that. You are immature for pointing out my MATURITY #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT It doesn't surprise me when friends ask " What's app ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I tell my parents a funny story, then it turns into a " life -lesson " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I tend to say " I don't know " when I am too lazy to think #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I think i m nt a true Indian I scroll down without liking Pics #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I think the most ironic thing is Dying in a Living room. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I think to quit smoking, but to think i need cigarette #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I though I was awesome but unfortunately I cannot make smoke rings. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I thought to mention Alia in a tweet buy she won't understand #UdtaPunjabLeaked #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT It is easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT It must be difficult to post Inspirational Tweets... Espcially when your blood type is B Negative! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I told this girl to text me when she got home. She must be homeless 😤 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I tried clicking my pic without beauty app once... and the cam scared the hell out of me! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I tried to share a bread with a poor beggar today. He told me to fuck off and buy my own bread. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I try to be a nice person but most times my mouth and mind do not co-operate! and neither does my face! why?! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT it's actually embarrassing how much i care about having access to internet 24/7 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT it's a day of thanks. why you still manage to piss me off fam 😕😕 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Its okay with me when youtube put ads between videos and when videos buffer but when ads buffer, I suffer. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT It's really cute when people forget your existence until they need something from you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something really stupid to say and then don't say it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT It's that time of year when college students are more in love with hillstations than people. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT It was a Prostitution when they sold Her, and when they sold him called it DOWRY! ☺ ✌ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT It would take me a week to finish all the work of my today's to do list. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I used to love summers!... Then, I started living in Delhi. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I use sarcasm so much that, even when I speak the truth directly, its sarcastic sarcasm. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I usually wake up at 9AM but it takes me around 11AM to get off the bed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I've said it once, and I'll say it again. I never repeat myself. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I waited for her desperately and when she came i was like why did you? -Mumbai rains. 😉 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I wanna buy a parrot and teach him to say parrot coz that's the closest I will get owning a pokemoń. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I wanna sit on a rooftop with someone at 2am staring at the stars and talking about all the problems we have going on. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I wanted to make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I want to pee, but I don't want to get up from the bed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I was shown a white wall and I was told it was a painting And I loved it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I was thinking about making a pun on either Sodium or Potassium, but Na that's K! 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I went to conjuring 2 Movie ; The popcorn prices and parking fees are damn scary than the movie #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I will always be there to catch you.. -Floor #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I will never be impressed with the Internet until I can download food.. 😀 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I wish bats could talk. Because then we could wait for the morning together. #insomnia #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I Wish I Could Apply Some Filters On My Career And Future #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I wish I could uninstall my life or update a new version of it just to escape from this harsh reality..! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT i wish i had more talents but sadly the only one i have is crying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I wish I live as long as these Paragon office chappals...! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I wonder how can it be such a 'great wall ' when it is made in 'China '! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT i wonder how many people got job at youtube to comment " who's watching this in 2016 " on every second video. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I wonder when Ross do all his research work and publish it, he's either at Monica's n Chandler's or at Central Perk. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I wonder who the hell writes 'addictive ' on each and every app I look for on the play store. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I wonder why most of the sarcastic tweets are by boys? #forever_alone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I won't believe in Karma until before Sunny Leone dreams about kissing me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I would definitely like to have a facepalm reaction on Facebook. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I would have written a Long love text for you, If only you had the time To turn the grey tics Blue. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT I would rather whack the TV remote 100 times and then buy a new one but i will never buy batteries! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT " @Jeriniseeeee : Females be fucked up, be willing to play any position just to feel relevant.. #Not me. " ducK hoes 🐥🐣 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Joker : If u r gud at something, never do it for free ME : I am good at getting FRIENDZONED, can someone pay me for that #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Just about every person i know has managed to piss me off in some way this weekend so thanks everyone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Just in case some is bragging a lot :1) Buy something 2) Name it 'Fuck ' 3) Just don't give it to them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Just MARRIED! Read the shattered windshield #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Just read somewhere that windows has store, Till this day I thought it was a factory outlet of google and apple #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find your brain back there. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Keep the dream alive =hit the snooze button again and again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Kejriwal is like those parents who make promises to kids for getting there job done #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Kicking into empty air sitting on a broomstick trying to fly like Harry Potter was one of my favorite childhood memories #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Kid : My Teacher says beauty lies inside... Me : That's what ugly people say #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Kumbhakarna would sleep for 6 months... I guess he is the only man who lived his life...! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Ladies, your education and career will help you to build the future, not your makeup 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Last thing I needed was people to give me competition in making jokes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT leasons learnt from himym - there are only 2 reasons to date a girl you've already dated : Breast Implants #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Leo got Oscar at least after six nominations. But I haven't got my crush's number even after eight semesters. #life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Life hack aka Jugaaad. If you want to wake up at 7 am, Tell your mom you want to wake up at 8. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Life hack : Always carry a small amount of drugs in your car so you will be sure to obey all traffic rules while driving. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Life hack - How to have a nice morning ~don't wake me up in morning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Life has become so miserable even to fell in love I have to take permission from my wallet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Life is actually simpler and easier for Indian men. Its the women and engineering that make them insane. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Life is all about learning from mistakes but you're exceptional, you're shit today and shit tomorrow. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Life sucks? How about having a football field gap between eyebrows and hair. (. _. " ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Light travels faster than sound, which is why people like you appear bright —until they open their mouths. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Like everyone not to piss me off today thanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT LinkedIn ~ pretending as professional FB ~pretending as social Twitter ~ pretending m not wasting time SC ~ pretending m a puppy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Listening to sarcastic people daily will make you more creative.. ✋ ✋ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Listen to me not very carefully, coz you gonna hear me not caring at all. 🙃 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT " lol " i say with no fucking expression on my face #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Looking at a photograph and wishing you could re-live that moment over and over again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Look man! She is interested in you. Admit it, this sentence has spoiled men's life more than anything #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Lord Krishna taught Arjun to kill the relatives who bother. I think he was the coolest teacher. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Love is around the corner they say, I think my life is a circle. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT luks at a big list of ppl in fb tries to send request doesn't find the add frnd button thn realizes it's MyFriends List #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Luxury is having enough space to scratch your balls in a crowded metro #twomechiez #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Make a Girl pay on her first date ; and she'll know that you are not same as other guys. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Man goes to moon and takes one picture, Girls go to bathroom and takes 20 selfies. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Many people won't believe it, but scientists have proved that Likes do not cure cancer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Mathematical question : what is the difference between a good coffee and a normal coffee at Starbucks? ₹500 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Mathematics assignment is like Rihanna's song work, you'll get the first lines rest is what goes over your head. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Maturity is realising that you should sleep before you hear the birds chirping. @sarcastic_us #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Maturity is realizing that no human is more important than Your sleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Maturity is when, you does not hesitate to give the TV remote to your siblings 😁 😁 😁 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Maturity is when you don't choose a specific colour in gems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Maturity is when you dont have to judge yourself by reading online posts that start with " Maturity is... " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT " May I come in? " " No you can't. You passed through it dumbo! It's June now. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT MCQ exams are so boring. How am I supposed to make people around me uncomfortable without asking for extra sheet? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Me - 143 She -? Me - I Love You She - 1419 Me -? 😞 She - I have a boyfriend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Me : Aah! I look beautiful today... no comments! Toe nails : bitch please! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT *Meanwhile* Mother : we like to name her Sara. Dr. : that name is already taken! Try : sara123 or sara_2016 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT me : better check my phone for some texts.. *checks phone* me : better get some friends #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Me - But it's 2am! Stomach - Don't teach me when to eat and when not to! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Me -Doc, i took my medicine 6 'o clock today Doc -i told u to take 9 Me -i know, but i wanted to surprise the bacterias #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT me : *goes to nasa* hello i would like to volunteer to be thrown into the sun nasa : u would die me : i beg u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Me : hey She : not interested Me : i jst said hey! Neva gave u a life insurance offer! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Me : hey Siri, call my girlfriend! Siri : which girlfriend? 😎 #ThugLife #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Me : hey siri Siri : what are you looking for? Me : modi *my phone turned into flight mode * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Me : how do you prepare chicken? Waiter : nothing special, we just tell them they're gonna die. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Me : i'm soon going to buy 1 +3 kid : i'm also going to buy 3 +4 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Me : *In coma* Mom : Who'll turn off the lights & fans? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Me : I need a higher level of fitness. Trainer : try kush ups mate. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT me - lets play a game. she-okay Lets play fetch a little differently! I'll throw the stick and you don't come back ;) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Me : like my dp Gal : I hav a boyfriend Me : tell him to like too *Sarcastic by blood. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Me - Mom didn't our maid Mysti come today? Mom - She was not well thats why she took a leave. Ab Mystical aayegi. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Me : Mom do I look ugly. Mom : I told you to not call me mom in public. Me : crying. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Me : Mom u cant even make a joke Mom : I made you (Poker face ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Me : Nobody texts me *sobs* *receives a text* Me : wtf you want mate? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Me on call, Call rings, I don't receive it, As I can't listen cause my phone's always on silent mode :/ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Me - Siri I need a girl-friend. Siri - (On call ) " Hello mental hospital " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT *Me talking to someone I hate* Me -I hate just one thing of yours 😁 That person -What?What?What? Me -Your existence 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Me : The future isn't so bad, I can get someone I love, for sure. Future : I have a boyfriend. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Me to annoying people : Will you please not talk to me? It's for my science project. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Me to my crush - So.. how many brothers u have? she - tumhe mila ke 3... Never Ending Brozoned 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Me (to my gf )- hi... Girlfriend - i have a boyfriend.. This time I blocked her #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Me : *Wakes up after 2 years from coma. Surrounded by friends and family* Where is my phone!? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Me : Where are u from? She : Washington DC and u? Me : Delhi BC *Blocked * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Me while coming back to hostel from home : " Tonight.. I dine in hell " #SpartansForLife #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Me : Why are you so fat? Friend : I'm not fat. I am skinny, it's just that because of all the fat you can't see it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Me with my gf as whtsapp dp. Now my father not able to see my dp or even sent any msz to me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Me : You don't love me? Then why did you send your seflies? She : Dude. I wanted to save them in PC. *USB zoned * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Me : Your cat looks pregnant Friend : Impossible it's an indoor cat Me : What have you done #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Mirrors can't talk. Lucky for you they can't laugh either #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Miss those days when we used to get more offended by increased Petrol, diesel price and less by Some internet posts. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Mom : *asks something* Me : No Mom : You have to. Me : Then why do you even ask? -. - #everytime #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT -Mommy, mommy, I found daddy! - How often do I have to tell you not to dig around in the garden! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Moms. Because you can't fucking wash your own denims :3 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Mom : the fridge is filled! Me : lemme do my job 😑 *Eats what all in the fridge * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Mom :- What did you learn today? Me :- I learnt how to sleep in class with my eyes open. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Mom : You should clean your room. Me : What's the point Maa, we're all gonna die someday. *gets thrown out of the house * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT *Monday* Gf : Say those 3 magical words Me :Game of thrones #gameofthrones #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Money doesn't buy happiness but it pays the internet that is almost the same thing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT @morgann_20 : I love how easy it is for people to lie straight to my face.. 😂😒 #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry our blood. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Most Indiana go missing because they go in search for Tata Docomo's network. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Most number of new theories are formulated and proofs are made in the exam hall #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Most Of My Tweets Are Self Written. I Never Copy, I Just Remember The Line And Write It By Myself And Then Tweet It.. 😈 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Most of the time, the comment " Beautiful Photograph " is mistaken as " You Are Beautiful " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Most people have 'ah ha ' moments I have 'oh bc! ' moments #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Muhammad Ali is becoming the idol of those people who didn't even know him a day before. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT musicians : all I want to do is music. cricketers : all I want to do is play. engineers : for gods sake let me sleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My boss told me have a good day So I went home. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT " My boyfriend/girlfriend won't let me. " Congratulations on your 3rd parent! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My brain goes like -'Oh! A social gathering? It's high time I felt awkward again. ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My childhood friends have gone into some brilliant personality transformations and I am still making jokes on social media. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My cousin just scored 10 CGPA in 10th and asked me my opinion on career path. I asked him to take engineering. Yes, I am evil. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My crush is so beautiful, that i rejected myself whenever i saw her. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My crush used a smiley in one of our texts I am already feeling like a celebrity! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My definition of a clean room : A clear path from the door to my bed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My depression increases by 100% when I enter into school. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My doormat says, " go back to your home ". And, I love when people laugh on it as if it was a joke. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My english is soo bad that I read the past tense of word'read ' as'read ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My EX had one very annoying habit. Breathing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My ex : You are incapable of love! Me : I legitimately love eating pizza #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My Facebook newsfeed : Guy with half the facts and a guy with no facts, in a heated debate. 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My facebook status right now... Six days without a shower..! feeling GANDA GANDA #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My father ordered 2 -3 dishes in an 5 star hotel and got some blood pressure free of cost. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My friend breaks our deal about no spoiler of #got and now i am an isis terrorist waiting to kill him before episode9 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My friend :- I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off '! I : No dear, it's my HELLO TUNE! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My friends are losing their virginity And I can't even lose my weight! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My friend (who is a single son of his parents ) called his dad and said ' hey dad, its me Yash ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My future wife is probably texting her bf right now about how they're gonna be together forever. see you soon baby. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My gf - Ross and Rachel were on a break Me -From now on we will be too for like forever #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My greatest achievement in life is to possess the largest collection of participation certificates. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My hobbies include replying " copied " on random people's tweets 😏 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT *My kinda relationship* Me : Your place or mine? She : Both Me : How? She : You go to yours and i go to mine. Me : 😥😥😥 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My kind of love story : Diet and food are in love with each other. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My life is an open book. But its very poorly written and I die in the end. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My life is a romantic comedy, Minus the romance and just me laughing over my own jokes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My life is so lonely that in future I will sharing a memory shared of a memory shared on Facebook. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My life is stuck somewhere in the middle of facebook and twitter! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My parents told me : " You've got to stop watching so many movies, shows, and read more! " so I turned on the subtitles. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT my room is like the bermuda triangle. things go in, never to be found again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My room was super clean until I had to decide what to wear 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My taste in music ranges from " you need to listen to this " to " I know, please don't judge me. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT My taste of songs made my whole family to doubt that I had a gf who left me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT my tweets n post r so awesome that people hit da like button twice! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Nanotale of preperation leaves - Let this day go, I'll study from tomorrow... Tweet this everyday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Never Get Into An Argument With A Woman When She Is Sad, Lonely, Unhappy, Hungry Or Breathing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Next time a Girl brother zones you, file a case asking for share in her father's wealth. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Nobody can say that promise of " achhe din " hasn't been fulfilled yet. Just take a look at FB posts. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT No matter how bad is the temperature, India's favourite drink is'tea ' in all the ways. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT No matter how good you are doing in your life, you just can't be better than sharmaji's son. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT No matter how lazy peoples are, facebook will always show them active. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT No matter how much life is badly fucked. My reply to every " how's life? " Is " Awesome ;) u say? " 😛 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT No matter how much you try, you can't be as sarcastic as your mom #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT No one asks about my package... Because I am unemployed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT No philosopher can beat the irrelevant caption that a girl posts along with her pic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Normal people - bye Me - may the god of light be with you For the night is dark and full of terrors. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT nothing is more painful than toothpaste being washed away from toothbrush! 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Nothing is permanent.. realized when my 32gb memo card just crashed 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Nothing says I have faith in God like the bullet proof glass on the Pope's car. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Not sleeping all night is easier than waking up early #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT not sure about your looks in dp but if your ugliness was brick then you would be the great wall of china. @sarcastic_us #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT not sure if the girls are getting hotter or standards are getting lower. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Not sure whether my mom carries a purse or an emergency evacuation kit.. xD #BeingIndian #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Not telling me something because you " don't want to piss me off " is probably the best way to piss me off. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Nowadays success means getting a blue tick earlier than your idol! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Nowadays.. when someone asks about my future plans. me-do i look like a guy with a plan? -_- #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Now KRK is Tweeting live abt #UdtaPunjabLeaked For me it's the time to leave Twitter. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Now sensor board should decide what things should fly in Chidiya ud game #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Oh sorry! Did the middle of my story interrupt the beginning of yours 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT ok honestly if you're ever curious about anything, get me sleep deprived and asked me at 3 in the morning and you'll get a s #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Okkkk... my grammar is not poor... word limits make me do so #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT omg guys i just saw a 4 year old girl take selfies of herself on her tablet and she said " that's a good one " 😂 i can't breat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT " OMG, I'm so ugly! " Yes, that's why you have 197 photos in an album called me. 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Once there was a king and a queen. Since then they never died and the story never ended. Only public dies. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Once tried to fantasize about my crush kissing me and my imagination was like'thats impossible even for me ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT One doesn't simply disobey their mother's instructions when dad is near #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT One fine morning, I decided to be normal. Worst 57 seconds of my life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT One girl posted a photo with discription " AALLLUBBBUUU ". It took me 20 minutes to figure out she meant " I love you ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT One of those rare moments when your crush texts you first : " Never talk to me again. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT One problem with auto correct is that you always end up posting something you didn't Nintendo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Only One Thing Comes In The Mind If u have classes in the weekends... WTF? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT On Twitter :- Sarcasm is my second language *Behind the scenes* Google search :- What is meaning of Sarcasm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT On wikiHow I am like - " How to be billionaire without working hard? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT On Windows, hitting Ctrl +Alt +Del is your way of making a program, 'I want to talk to your manager ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Opens book reads questions assumes them simple book closed. That's how engg students studies #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Open your mouth and talk, your gestures leave me clueless. last time this happened was in algebra class. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Other boys to girls with dog filter - you are such a cutie Me - you are such a kutti *blocked * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Others : Your closet is mess! Me : Oh yeah?! You should take a look at my life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Our small and silly conversations mean more to me than you'll ever know. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip unpacks 3 months after coming home #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Peeing in the shower instead of the toilet just once a day can save up to 2500 litres of water per year per person #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT people are freaking out bc a lesbian couple is in Finding Dory but no one cared when a girl fell in love with a bee #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT People are so ungrateful. No one ever thanks me for having the patience of not killing them. #ThursdayThoughts #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT people be like " Omg, I just died ". So how tf did you type that? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT People can't even wait for a pack of maggi to cook, I am sure not if they can wait 5 years to see a change! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT People die for their crush, I roll it :D #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT *People Ignore Me Like They Ignore K In " Knot " * :p -_- -. - -, - #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT People near me are working hard to achieve their dreams... And here I am trying to eat a whole doughnut in a go #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT People of my age are feeling honry And I am still feeling hungry. #lifeofasingleperson #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT People say laughter is the best medicine... your face must be curing the world. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT people say love can be found in every corner. My life must be a circle 🙁 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT People tellin me I changed, that's exactly what I'm gettin so I'll never be the same. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT People who accept that they watch English movies with subtitles are most honest people. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT People who buy songs on itunes instead of downloading em free on google must buy oxygen for breathing...! #Makes sense #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT people who check their fingers after rolling deep in their noses. what were you expecting? a piece of diamond? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT People who don't clean their underarms regularly are the real life criminal #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT People who download GoT every week from torrents are feeling sad that #UdtaPunjabLeaked 2 days before leak. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT People who keep saying " That's how thing works ", definitely haven't tried any other way to do things. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT People who know the table of 13 deserve a national award 😌 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT People who order from subway without saying " ummm " should get a special discount. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT People who say, " I'll always be there for you " usually don't tell where they exactly are. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT People who still use BBM r those who still have myspace and orkut account and call on radio to play their fav. Song. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT People - why you like your own dp..? Me - charity begins at home.. 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT People with caption " It's me " like as if they had a facial surgery recently #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Person : " Are you OK? " Me : " I'm not OK but it's OK. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Person :How are you? Me : I literally have no idea #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT person : How was your holiday? me : In the bed all day, bed all day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Person - reach for the sky. Me - I don't even reach for the remote control which is kept too far. WTF with sky? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT PLZ REMEMBER THAT NOW THAT IT'S WARM OUR LIL BEE FRIENDS WANNA HANG OUT IN THE SUN 2 PLZ BE CAREFUL AND PROTECT THEM ht #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Politicians are like diapers. They both need to be changed regularly for the same reason. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Poor Indian guys lost count between the number of girls & colleges that've rejected them #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Post your pic on Facebook. But pls don't put some extraordinary quotes with it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Ppl say if God closes 1 door, he opens another. In my case, I guess those r front and back doors to the same destination #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Prank calls are the best thing to do when you are with your friends. ;) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Probably there are more Angels on Facebook than in the Heaven. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Procrastination in India is found from 1st class. I mean who exactly does his holiday homework and projects in holidays. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Protect her like you protect the dark elixir in Clash Of Clans #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Protect your girl like how you protect Dark elixer storage in Clash of Clans. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Pro tip : Anything written after " pro tip " is probably bullshit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Protip to lose weight - Just turn your face left right whenever someone offers you Food! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT proud moment when you catch a mosquito in your first attempt #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Pulling the chain in a moving train was my childhood dream that never came true. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Question : If there are right and left shoes why aren't there right and left socks? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Question : WHAT'S Worse than a biscuit drowning in the TEA..? Answer : The second biscuit on a rescue mission drowns too. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Question : Why do they call it " Who Wants To Be A Millionaire " when they know the answer is going to be everyone? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT quick tip : f u c k o f f #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Rahul Gandhi in congress is as useful as traffic lights in GTA. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Random apps on facebook be like : Check out like which celebrity ur 139th generation will look like 😅 😓 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Reached this point ; a sudden test doesn't bring a shock bit a sudden holiday does bring one #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Reading through your Facebook memories is actually a quick skim through the evolution of your brain. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Realizing maturity and I have a Boy -Friend! 2 things currently trending in India. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Real life heroes are those who. never ever sent a Candy crush request to anyone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Real life villains are those who copy our posts and get more likes than us #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Really in a horrible mood so don't piss me off anymore than I already am. Thanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Regret about past gives nothing, dreaming about future can give everything #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Relationship preference : Want to date a girl who knows the correct usage of apostrophes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Relationships develop by " how are you? " And end with " who are you? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Relationships is a 2 people thing Some girls just doesn't understand that #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Relationship Status : Her John Cena. She can't even see me. ;_ ; #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Relatives : So after all you have completed your degree, What can you do? Me : I can vomit while watching your face #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Relatives : What are you doing with your life.? Me : Clash of Clans R : M : R : M : R : Join my clan #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Relatives : What are you going to do with your life? Me : You know Socrates was killed coz he asked too many questions. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Relatives : What you Do? Me : Business! Relatives : WHAT KINDAAA? :O Me : Non Of your Business! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Relatives who dont ask about marks.. Yes, you are going to Heaven! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Religion should make it mandatory for people to enter CAPTCHA, so that it can have only humans. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Remember when you thought people in their 20s were adults?Hahahaha (Pls Help me ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Rich kids will never know the feeling when your mom forgets about 30 rs change after shopping. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Rich peoples buy iphone & poor peoples buy earphone. #OwnStory #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Ross Gellers ' favourite song : I just met you, This is crazy, So here's an engagement ring DIVORCE me maybe. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Sadness is when your 2g datapack is expiring in two hours and you still have 600mb of data left. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Sales Clerk : Sir are you going to buy that? Me : No, I'm just shop lifting it all the way to the cash register. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Samsung mobiles are jus like fish! If you remove em from charging,, they die #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Sarcasm Is Like A Girlfriend. Some People Will Never Get It. ;) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Sarcasm is like electricity ; only half of the world gets it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Sarcasm is like iPhone. If you don't have an iPhone, you don't have an iPhone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Sarcasm is like my snacks, my friends think they will get it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Sarcasm is like our planet. People stay on the outer surface bc they know the inner core would burn them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Sarcasm is when you also don't know what you said yet made sense like this tweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT " Sarcastic people have a damn great IQ " - read somewhere and I'm already feeling #EinsteinZoned 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT *searched for tinder on the store* *realised that I use Windows phone * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT *searches for an app* Android Store : Get it for free! Apple Store : Pay for it! Windows Phone : What? Thats an app! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears. :v #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Selfie : Because it's important to realize that it's not the photographer who is making you look ugly #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Selfies on Instagram are getting more filtered than water from Kent RO #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Sharing your own post on FB is the ultimate sacrifice of respect in the society. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT She : am I pretty or ugly He : both She : how? He : you're pretty ugly #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT She : Are you single or taken? He : Both. She : How? He : I am single and taken for granted. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT She asked me " How do I look " but she never told me that I have to lie 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT She : Does your family pray before you eat dinner? Me :Nope, my mom knows how to cook! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT She : Dont eat so much food.. Me : why? She : you'll get fat! Me : wow.. fat seems fun...! 😍 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT She : do you believe in god..? Me : no.. i believe in devil.. i bet he doesn't have a religion :3 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT She : Do you gym? Do you even lift? Me : No! Yeah I can lift my middle finger very high for you... *Face palm * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT She : hi Me : hi She : what is love Me : " you +me +pizza -you " *blocked *. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT She : hi Me : I have a girlfriend :3 She : but you don't.. Me : yeah *goes in the corner and cries * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT She : How much you love me? He : 0 divided by 0 She :? He : Infinite *Blocked * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT She : I'm sick of you and you're nonsense! Me : Well take some medicine. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT She : I passed the exam Me : Oh great..! She : Whats great in that? Me : Adverb *Blocked * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT She : I saw sharks evacuating water from their back Me : They don't do that, you might be watching nickelodean #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT She : OMG did you just fall? Me : No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT She says I'm her better half but she has a boyfriend! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT She : smoking doesnt affect my personality he : convince your liver about this #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT She wanted him to go but worse was waiting for her. Now the cockroach stretched its wings. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT She : what are you doing? Me : typing *END OF THE STORY * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT She : What do you think we should make for dinner? Me : Food. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT she - what is sarcasm..? 😅 he - you are gorgeous..! 😜 she - oh! thanks he - didn't you get it.. 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Shook hands with a girl today She ended up crying.. Sorry girls, I'm a Haathbreaker #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Sir -explain the clause " whatever dat goes around, comes around " Me - Monday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT sitting in class wondering who would die if one of the fan fell down! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT sleeping for a longer period is all we learn in holidays. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT *Sleeping* Guy : Were you sleeping? Me : No, I was acting dead and thanks a lot for ruining my rehearsal! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems like a good idea until its 2am and it feels like you're taking a bath with satan #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Smile.. It brings joy to some And confuses the fuck out of the rest #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Social media sites should also incude IQ test in sign up process to determine if someone is mentally fit to join. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT society : be yourself society : no not like that #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT So deep in friendzone that i paid for her and her boyfriend's lunch too..! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT So deeply friendzoned that girls send me nudes for approval whether they're good enough to send to their boyfriends #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Solution for trust issues, always ask for the 'Aadhar Card Photo '. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Some girls are ao beautiful that, i see rejection for myself in their eyes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Some girls are so cute that if they use Dove on their cheeks, Dove would become soft. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Some Guy : You actually have friends? Me : Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD. #LonerBruh! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Some people are like hidden treasure, I would love to hide them bury the ground. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Some people are like trees, they take forever to grow up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT some people are so ugly that when they goes to bank, they turn off the cameras. @sarcastic_us #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Some people are up till late just to randomly text people and ask, 'why are they still awake '! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Some people help u so much tat they deserve a hi-fi on their face wid a chair. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Some people just piss me off so much like can you just shut your mouth for 5 minutes? Thanks. 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Some people keep on saying " I am what I am "... Well the question still remains the same. " What are you " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Some people need the'Shock Collar ' and I need the remote. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT some people really piss me off non binary genders are NOT INVALID k thanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Some People's Jokes Are Poorer Than My Salary! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Some People will never correct your grammar because even they are not sure of their grammar 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Some ppl keep their status - " I am Single. And that's my attitude " Me :- More than attitude, you need a mirror. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Some relatives are still living there because killing annoying people is a crime. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT " Some teachers spread happiness wherever they go, and some whenever they go " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Sometime a time come, when you demand nothing from life, except 500 crore rs. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Sometime Even Mosquito, Know My Instincts Better Than My Girl #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT some time I think what's wrong with me, then I realize " eww don't open that door " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Sometimes all you want is to jump from an aeroplane without parachute 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Sometimes couples are so clingy feels like I am watching two power rangers trying to fuse together #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Sometimes I ask for an extra sheet of paper during examinations just to wipe my tears. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT sometimes i feel like i have my life together, and then i'm like wow that was a really nice 45 seconds #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Sometimes I Think I Should Not Give Up, Even Uday Chopra Is Working in Few Movies! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Sometimes I try being normal.. Then I get bored... So I go back to being me xD #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Sometimes I wanna be koala bear, 99% u sleep and 1% u search finding for love and if u don't u still sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Sometimes I wanna take a knife and stab it through your face but it is just that I don't have money to buy a decent knife. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Sometimes i wonder if all this is happening, because i didn't forward that message to 10 people 😧 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Sometimes I wonder where is my hope. Then I realize I gulped it down with the lukewarm coffee on my way to the office. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Sometimes, two people have to fall apart to realize how much they need to fall back together. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Sometimes while solving maths problem, I feel like I'm solving my life problem. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Some women are single because a good man isn't their type. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Some women say " men will be men " I wonder if they expect some of them to change their gender #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT So much for scientific advancements and everything. Still can't cancel a text that is being sent. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT So much technical advancements but still 'Objects in mirror look closer than they appear ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Son : dad what is self disrespect? Dad :it is when you edit your own photo.. 👴 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT 👵: son do you know which bus to the hospital? 👦: just take any bus mom, and you jump once it's moving. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Soo much work was done by Newton yet we differentiate with RESPECT to X and not with respect to Newton #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Sorry girls every time I can't focus on you because I get scared those faces you make Sincerely Camera #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT South indian movies logic.. If u want to fight u need a reason and the reason is a woman u love.. 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT So you think girls click too much selfie? Then look at the gallery of a boy who just hit 1 week going to the gym. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk and only one of them knows about it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Still searching for him who told 'Just do 10th after that everything is easy '😠😠 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Still searching for person who has ever read terms & conditions fully. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Stomach vs Tongue : When the pizza is so very much delicious but you're already full. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Story of Facebook : scroll up scroll down... *open link in new tab *(thats where the stalking begins ) :D #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Struggling to wake up early? Try on week off, You'll struggle to sleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Stuck in a generation where loyalty is just a tattoo, love is just a quote, and lying is the new truth. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Students who hide d empty papers during exams become men who wear helmets to hide their bald heads #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Studies Shows That 4 Out Of 3 Peoples Are Struggling With Maths And 'Grammer ' too :p #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Successful proposal ever - Take the girl on 20 th floor and say DO OR DIE 😆 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Success is the happy feeling between the time u do something and the time u tell a women Wat u did! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Summer : 🌞 Hair is lighter Skin is darker Water is warmer Drinks are colder Music is louder Nights get longer Life gets #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Summer is awesome, if niggas don't get a chance to ride hot girls, they can atleast ride hot seated bikes! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Sundays are really bad because you can never see what's coming next.. MONDAY! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Surprisingly, some people actually look the same in real life as they do in their Aadhar card picture. :3 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Take Cricket, religion and other people's business out of their heads and Indians will run out of topics to talk about. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Taking a selfie and thinking to yourself, you are never doing that again! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Teacher : Form a sentence using the word aftermath. Me : I always feel sleepy after math class! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Teacher - How can we say India is a vast country? Me - By mouth using tongue. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Teacher :- Today we're gonna talk about basic needs in life. So tell me kids what do we need? Me :- Somebody to lean on #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Teacher : Where is your homework? Me : My dog ate my homework and after that, i ate my dog. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Teacher : Why are you late? Me : I guess its because I didn't make it in time! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT teacher :why are you late today. me :because of a sign. teacher :what sign. me : " school ahead go slow " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Tetris taught us If you're straight, you'll fit in better! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Thank god we don't have censors for out education system else we'd be studying Alge *** and solving ***ignments #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT thanks for all you do ❤️ ❤️ but you do piss me off entirely to much 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT That awesome moment when you read someone's status & realize that it is not meant for you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT That awkward moment in morning when even u don't remember whether u slept or not 😓 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT That awkward moment wen you wanted to say somthin abt Peter England but som 1 named peter disturb you in between #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT That awkward moment when you come to know about nature's sound is actually creatures screaming to get laid! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT #thatawkwardmoment when you feel sudden richness on finding old laundered money #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT That awkward moment when you misplaced something and you have to go in flashback, tracing your path in home to find it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT #thatawkwardmoment when your battery life is still more than your percentage #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT That awkward moment when you realize that " the little girl from bear island " is more mature than you. #GameofThrones #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT That awkward moment when you want to sleep but shit has already reached at your asshole #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT That awkward moment 😑 with all due respect u squeeze the paste out but that sarcastic idiot regrets u... @sarcastic_us #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT That Awkward Movement 😑 Me - I want To Marry My Bed, Bed - I have a Boyfriend!. #nLayak #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT That awkward when you already said *moment* in your head before you read it xD #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT That day is not far when " Angel Priya's " " Daddy's lil Princesses " and " Attitude Boys " on fb will have their own nation. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT That feeling when you are friend zoned by your social media accounts ' password! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT That Lollipop Moment... Whn Helping My Sister in searching That Chocolate that I Just Ate Few Hours Ago. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT That Lollipop Moment Whn u Found Ur Newly Bought Clothes So Tight or Unfit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT That lollypop moment when you ask your mother for food and she says have some fruits 🍍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT That looks rude... let me put 'lol ' or 'xD ' at the end 😅 #StoryOfMyLife lol xD #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT That moment wen you convince your parents to allow you go to execution along with your friends...! :) #bliss #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT That moment when even a weak student of ur class counts u too in same category #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT That moment when i break my head to write a tweet and nothing comes to my mind #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT That moment when u hvnt prepared for exam and a day before exam u fell sick 😥 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT That moment when you are halfway soft and yet she says " it's so big " :3 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT That moment when you climbed down 3 floors and you realize that you only rs 500 note and no change for rickshaw. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT That moment when you feel super close to your new Friend on Facebook than any of your actual friends. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT That moment when your aunt joins Facebook and posts an awkward message on your wall :/ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT That moment when you realize you won the sperm race to make jokes on internet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT That moment when your gf calls you at 4 at night and you forgot your cellphone in your parent's room. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT That movie, where the Toilet comes to the Theatre #TheConjuring2 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT That swagging moment when you are ugly af and yet girls ask you for your pic xD #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The awkward moment when you are being sarcastic and someone believes you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The awkward moment when you're the first one awake at sleepover, so you pretend to sleep until some one else wakes up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT the awkward moment when you're trying to get over someone you never ever dated. @sarcastic_us #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The backspace knows more about our feelings than any other person in the world. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The best lesson #godfather gives us " Leave the gun and take the Canoli " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT the best thing is finding happinesd in sad situations example : laughing in front of relative's deadbody 😎 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The best time to leave procrastination is tomorrow morning after a nice and comfy sleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The comfort while wearing a cloth is directly proportional to the discomfort in paying it's price. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The cool part about naming your kid is you don't have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The day I crumble up a piece of paper and don't think about shooting it in the trashcan is the day I want to die. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT the day is not far when friendship day would be in the same hierarchy as raksha bandhan. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The day is not far when we'll have to pay tax on the amount of tax we pay to the Govt. in India! 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The difference between a " friend -zoned " and a boyfriend is... One buys her lunch and other buys her the dinner #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The difference between " Girlfriend " and " Girl Friend " is that little space in between we call the " Friend Zone ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The disappointment you get after stepping on a nice crunchy leaf and it isn't crunchy at all! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The easiest way of finding something : Buy a replacement #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The Fact is After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The first guy to discover milk probably did lot of other weird stuffs. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The first thing i do when I wake is'try to sleep again ' 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The friend who looks good in group selfies is always the one who uploads it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The fucked up moment you realise that your BFF is getting married and you'll die alone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The go-to application for singles when the whole world is asleep : Clean master *excessive junk detected * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT #the_great_india is the place where length of the clothes decides the character of a girl " " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The guy who quoted sky is the limit wasn't aware of Twitter! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Their are two kind of people 1. Who buy apple 160 Per kg 2. Who buy apple 50k + #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The irony of SUNday is that I never see the sun on this day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Them : True love exists. Me : Yeah, in sweet flicks. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The no. of times I used a backspace key is equivalent to the no. of girls I had a crush on. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The older you get the more you understand Squidward's anger. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The only benefit of dating a Srilankan girl is that you have a very strong password! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The only common thing between me and my crush is that we both have a 10 digit phone number. :'( :-( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The only girl who talk sweetly with me is customer care girl #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The only place where i can score free marks is in apsara's pencil advertisement..! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The only race I win with my juniors is our age! They can never beat me on that. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The only thing you can make in India is 'Chutiya ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The only time you wish for traffic is When She asks you to drop home. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The only way to be happy in married life, pretend yourself a lion and your wife goddess durga... 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The only way to lose weight from 🌿green tea is to pick it yourself from mountains 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The only world tour I can afford now is the one in the #SubwaySurfers :D :D #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The phrase " all men are same " was 1st said by a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd in China.. 😂 😉 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The probability of finding an error in an attachment increases five folds once you have emailed it away. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The process of making things easy is complicated.. @sarcastic_us #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The pure satisfaction felt from deep down the heart when siblings gets scolded by mom. #GrowingUpWithSiblings #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT There are 2 kinds of people in the world ; 1. Sarcastic 2. Retards. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT There are 2 rules to be successful in lyf.. Rule 1: Never reveal all the secret you know #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT There are always two types of people 1)GOODDAY 2)HIDE AND SEEK #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT There are idiots, there are super-idiots, and then there are people who like their own posts. 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT There are kids who were meant to be aborted, walking among us. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT There are many tough decisions in life. but wasting it is not one of them. @sarcastic_us #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT There are some people who went to watch Conjuring 2 and did not post on Facebook Yes, they do exist! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT There are thousands of lazy jokes because people are too lazy to think out of that. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT There are three sides to every story. * Yours. * Theirs. * And the security camera footage. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT There Are Two Type Of People : - Who Enjoy Every Moment - Who Snapchat Every Moment! xD #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT There are two types of people - 1. People who like FREINDS 2. People who are crazy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT There are two types of people : 1. those who can do any work at anytime 2. those who can't even type this sente #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT There are two types of people 1. Those who have a gang 2. Those who only have a best friend. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT There are two types of people : 1. Use google to check if internet is working 2. Use Youtube to check its speed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT There are two types of people One who Loves Sarcasm & the One who Can't live without it #BeSarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT There are two types of people. Those who stay on topic, and I like Aaloo k paraathey #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT There are two types of relatives R1. Only asks about ur results R2. Send good morning and good night pics every day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The reason dudes get friend zoned. Girl - What show do u watch? (expecting some classics ) Boy - Sasural Simar Ka #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT There is always a Dekisuki... who takes away Shizuka from every Nobita's life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT There is always one friend who says 'kuch bhi ' when asked wat he will have in a restaurant. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT There is nothing bad about MONDAY.. Probably it's ur life that sucks.. @sarcastic_us #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT There may be 1000s of galaxies and crores of stars exists in space but here on earth my life, only exists in pizza! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT There R Two Types of People ➡One Who Alwayz Keep Mobile Data On ➡One Who Only When They Needs It.. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT There's always that 1 mysterious toothbrush that belongs to no one in the family #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The spanking which Indian parents accept and openly propagate is of the TV remote! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT the word " mississippi " and " cincinnati " was made only to teach permutations and combinations. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The word MISSISSIPPI was made just to teach us permutation & combination. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The world has seen only half of my sarcasm, I am restricted by 140 characters. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The worst sound which I have ever heard is my own recorded voice. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT The worst time in our life would be, waiting for the ordered pizza. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT They : Beer or whiskey? Me : Extra large pizza with extra cheese. *Get Kicked out of the store * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT They say girls have all the tensions in the world I say they have never seen a son turn into a father. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT They say " Silence and a smile are sometimes the best answer one can give. " But none of them works in my viva. Why? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT They want you to say the truth and be completely honest. Me : *says truth* BooM! Now they hate you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Thing i'd do rather than making a phone call - " Get eaten by a dinosaur that shows no mercy " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Things I am good at :1... 2... 3... That's it. Thank you 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT This generation.. TV is becoming more cinematic and cinemas are becoming more episodic. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT This generation wants to listen to work work work on a Saturday too! #werk #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT This is your pilot speaking. First, some good news. You guys get to be on the news tonight. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT This system has everyone thinking Legal is right. Slavery was Legal. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT This tv channel life ok has made our lives not so okay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Those intense moments when you're trying to figure out whether she's blocked you or just deactivated her account! xd #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Those people who wake up and stay up when your alarm comes on for the first time, how is it to have superpowers? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Those times are not far when to afford a pizza we have to hire an armed cash van to make payments. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Those who use 'hw r u doin.. M fyn " texts to save time.. Time gets back at them during exams.. #Karma #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Though the quality of jokes of few comedians is worth incarceration ; the content of their jokes should never be #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Three women were busy in some work in a silent room! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Times Of India is the best Newspaper. It suck all the oil of samosa. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT To all moms around the world : We cant pause a multiplayer online game! 😓 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT To all those who write " uh " instead of " you " god bless with u that " y " and " u " you just saved. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Today I approached an African citizen and told that India loves him He replied " Aiyoo Haramkhor South Indian hu " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Today I my sister took an hour to put the mascara I went up to her and... rubbed my eyes.. Yes I am evil #Siblings #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT To live in the countries like Syria or pakistan u either need balls or an ak 47 and grenedes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Tomato prices in bombay is shooting its high. Why not you people buy a set of dummy and enjoy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Toothbrush : Don't you hate me for scrubbing you daily. Teeth : Anything for a goddamn selfie. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT To the Next Generation Kids... Good Luck Finding Usernames #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT To the world you might be one person but to one person you might just be the world. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT *True love hurts the most* One who said so never owned a furniture in his house. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Trying to close a Facebook tab and a page dialog box opens and says, 'Don't close your life, live it ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Trying to double tap on the like button on after using! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Twitter should be grateful to for making thousands of people sign up within such a short span. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Two Contradictory Statements :1. I don't believe in God 2. I can't live without my parents...! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Two types of people - 1st - Normal 2nd - Äbñørmâł #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Two types of people in this world. 1) those who have lunch at 1 pm. 2) i wake up at 1 pm. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Two types of ppl in the world - 1. HAPPY 2. In Relationship. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right... Take Your Parents As An Example! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Tyre goes flat on a hot summer day. Whatsapp, FB lite are checked to make sure all chain messages are already shared. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Ugly ppl after showing their AADHAR CARD say - Photo isn't good, they didn't take it well Me - *go into Silent Mode* 😯 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT U know u messed up when u still haven't slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT U know what is more painful than break up? Ur mobile phone in service centre for a day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT U know you are jobless when someone asks for a miss call on their number so they can save yours. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Uncle - what do you feel proud of? Me - i saved a child from cancer by liking and sharing his picture on fb #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Understanding differences in variety of chickens is as difficult as understanding laws of quantum physics. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT ur crush smiling at u is nothing less than being in an Armani underwear. Only u kno d price & how much it holds for you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Video games ruined my life. Good thing I have 2 extra lives. :D #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Waiter :- good evening sir what would you like to have Me :- Reasons to Live #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Waiting to see how long it takes the police sketch artist to realize the person I'm describing is him. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Wake up this determination.. Go to bed with powerbank #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Want a Girlfriend? Just smile while texting in front of your parents! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Want to test your friendship?.. Ask them for wifi hotspot! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Watched a hollywood movie without subtitles, today. And I am already feeling like Shakespeare! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT *Watching series 8PM : " Just one more episode before bed " 2AM : " Who needs sleep anyway? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT We all have that one friend who looks like Jethalal but still gets 100 + likes on his " Dekh Baby " captioned pictures. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT We all have that one friend who watches Doraemon 24 hours #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT We are engineers. We can do anything apart from engineering work. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT We are talking about peace on global level but I can't even find Pepsi and Coke in the same restaurant here #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT We can teach kids that there's no 'i ' in team, but its way more important to teach them that there's no 'a ' in definitely. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Weekend timeline : Friday night -> ; Saturday -> ; Sunday afternoon -> ; I don't want Monday -> ; Sunday night #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Went to an astrologer to know my future relationship status : He said Horrorscope! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Went to exam center... Realised why " sex ratio " really needs to improve... :p #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT We only live once is literally a false statement. 😏 We live everyday, you only die once. 😎 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT What comes in your mind whenever you see in your crush's eyes *Rejection * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT What did I do first thing after I became 18? Joined " badoo "! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT What did the kid with no hands get as his bday present. Gloves! Lol m kidding, I dnt know, he hasnt opened it yet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT What does the 'I don't give a sh*t ' mean! I wonder why the other person would want it 😨😷😫 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT What do you call someone with no body and a nose? NOBODY KNOWS! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT " What do you want to do son? " " I want to write tragic stories " " That's good you want to become an engineer " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT What ever problem you have... the only reason behind it according to Indian Parents is your Cell Phone...! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT what if i tell you pokemon actually means pocket monsters. 😶 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT What if my barber and my parents had a chat and decided to give me anti girl haircut always? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT What is common between an off day at school and Honey Singh fans? No class. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT What is Patriotism? Going for honeymoon in India #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT What is that sound that gives you chills? A : Coldplay #lameisforever #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT " What is the 4 word answer which is the solution to everything " AK ~ " Blame it on modi " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Whatsapp family group be like : Group's name : Crazy family. Group DP : Laxmiji! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Whatsapp update failed, play store error : " WTF are you gng to do with updated version, nobody texts you anyway ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT " Whats happening? " Twitter asks about my life more than anyone else. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT What's the best thing of not having a gf? Man,, you'll hav your life fo yourself! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT what's the difference between a maid and a younger shibling? A maid gets paid for her slavery #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT What's the escape velocity required to escape the friend zone? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT What's The Hidden Talent Of KRK... He Can Stop His Pee For more than 24 Hours. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT " Whats the point of being alive if you can't clean your own room " ~My Mom #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT What's the similarity between your heart in love and Bajrang Dal? Both beat faster when you're with your Lover. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT What's your IQ level? Me : i don't play that game.. I m at 262 in candy crush! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT What would you call a Gujju Game of Thrones author? George Ararara Martin #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When a girl messages you and you automatically assume it is a prank by your friends. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When a girl reads my message and yet doesn't reply, i feel so honoured that i made her speechless #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When a girl tells you, " You are right " well that's called sarcasm. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When Alia Bhatt was asked about torrent, she said it's a Hollywood movie whose launch date clashes with #UdtaPunjab. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Whenever I feel'days are going so fast ', I scare someone is controlling the whole time using time machine! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Whenever I see Maruti 800 van, I think somebody is going to be kidnapped. #90's_Effect #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Whenever I think of going on a diet, a chocolate looks at me and Snickers. *Bdm* *Tsk * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Whenever I want to get rid of someone I ask him/her for a favour. #foreveralone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Whenever I watch an English movie without subtitles. I feel like mosquitos are buzzing in my ears. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Whenever something bad happens with me, I see a quote related to it on facebook. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Whenever you feel useless, remember there is a Scroll lock key in your keyboard. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When girls breakup.. " Daddy's angel " When in a relationship.. " Daddy's good girl " If you know what i mean.. 😂 😂 😈 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When girls say, " It's not you, it's me. " Studies have found it's probably you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When I am free Nobody texts me.. When I'm busy, Damnit! Still nobody texts.. *forever alone * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When i ask you a question i expect a direct answer stop giving wierd reactions. Who are you? Organic chemistry? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When I die I want my last words to be " I left 10 crore Rupees under the... " 😂 😂 😜😉👻 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When i set a morning alarm... I try to keep my phone as far as possible from my bed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When it's still summer bur parents still make u get up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When I used to think people in their 20s were adults! lol yet I'm 20 year old kid :-P #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT when i was at nursery i want to be an octopus so i can slap 8 of my retards cm8's at once #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT when m angry n nt in in the mood of talking to anyone... da ppl near me are lyk dying to talk wid me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When my relatives arrive at my home Me : hey, I just found ur nose, it was in my bussiness #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When nothing goes right, go to sleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When people pronounce sarcasm as scarcasm and pretend to be sarcastic... Me (in the head ) : you leave a scar on humanity 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When somebody says " Expect the unexpected " slap them in the face and say " You didn't expect that did you. " 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When someone asks if The conjuring 2 was scary, i say " Not as scary as my future. ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When someone i hate meets me somewhere He : hey man, its been a long time! *Me looking at my watch* Me : yeah, bye. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT *When someone tries to play sarcastically with me* Me : So a lamb is trying to take down a lion? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When something get heat it expands so I m hot not fat 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When they said to you at graduation " follow your dreams, " did anybody say you had to wake up first? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When u're dead.. uh don't even know that u're dead.. itx only pain for others.. Same thing when u're stupid! 😏 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When ur girl tells u d secrets of her bestie... dude dats when she actually accepted u as friend 😉 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When ur hair won't listen to you and its a mess and ur just like? I grew you myself? I gave you life and this is how y #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When You ain't sad and you ain't happy both at the same time ; You are probably Empty. #PityThat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When you are unfriending someone useless but remember that same guy gave you an extra pen in exam 3 years back so you don't. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When you can't open the wall of your follower. like really? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When you gotta delete your post because you're not just the same person you were 6 minutes ago. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When you haven't turns of your laptop for more than a week... @sarcastic_us #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When your crush texts you first and you suddenly realize that God doesn't really hate you. 😀 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When you're going to mark the answer of last question, But the OMR is full. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT when your mom has been telling u to wake up like 29283 times and u still laying down n she suddenly come in ur room #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When your smartphone camera's " beauty " function doesn't make you beautiful #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When you think ur selfie is fire but you get 3 likes in 2 hours #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT When You Write On A Paper Without Margins #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Where there is a will, there will be a death. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Where were you i have been waiting for half an hour. Said No Girl Ever. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT While parking every watchman gives his own extraordinary suggestion even if you are parking on right place. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT While recharging on paytm, i wonder when i gonna win that Lakhpati offer! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Who said water is tasteless?!? It tastes like a drink from heaven when I wake up thirsty in the middle of the night! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT " Whr have all the good men gone? " " They're ryt where u left them... In the friend-zone! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Why become a doctor when you can simply type " Amen " on facebook and cure people. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Why buy soupy noodles when you can pour extra water in maggi noodles and sip it up? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Why does Snapchat thinks I am going to pay $1 for fake tears, when I can get them free just by thinking about my life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Why don't u just signed in!? Believe me ur village will be safe in hands of Googleplaygames! @sirrohitsharma0 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Why do you even need enemies in your life.. when you have your own relatives to take over their roles. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Why fall in love when you can fall asleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Why i love Social Media? Because am not a Social Person. @sarcastic_us #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Why take sleeping pills when you can just read RD Sharma and fall asleep! :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Why twitter can't exist in Game of Thrones universe? Because all the 140 characters will be killed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT WiFi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem very nice people. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT With great POWER comes great difficulties in factorising the polynomials #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT *without makeup* girls get ignored so much that their nickname is like Terms And Conditions. :D #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Without opening the first drawer.. The last drawer will never open! #lifephilosophy 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT With these ever lasting powercut I wish I had a Pikachu! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Women always worry about the things that men forget. Men always worry about the things women remember. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Women call me ugly until they figure out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Work hard until your bank balance looks like your phone number 😏 😆 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT X : What's the time? Y : It's 10 past 5. X : Is it correct time? Y : No, just 24 hours fast! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT *Year 2020* Me On Facebook : Sharing Memory Of Memory Of Memory Of Memory Of... 😐 Memory Of Pic From Year 2010. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Yes, I strongly judge people who use FB apps like ; which celebrity do u like, which is ur real dad, etc. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder. Thank God I was on the third step. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT You are not only attached to the ppl you like or love. Your attachment to those you dislike or hate is much deeper! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT You aren't successful if u haven't posted the status " travelling to Dubai/US/Any European country " #fblogic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT You are only successful at your life when you name your son Goku. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT you are the writer of your own story your mom is the editor #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT You call yourself a photographer because you own a DSLR? I own a pen, I am an Author. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT You can pursue career in any direction and field but you dare not drop out from engineering. - Indian parents. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT You can't travel to space with the money you have. But you can buy a bag full of weed and that's kinda same thing bruh! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT You dont bother me girl i am like karma, when i will hit you... i will hit you hard #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT You don't need any kinda negativety in life. Better stay away from people who don't like Batman. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT You don't need a woman to make a house into home. WiFi does it for you! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT you don't need people in your life who only pretend like you matter the one day and act like you dont even exist the next da #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT You either die single, or live long enough to have arranged marriage. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT You have succeeded as a child, if your mother is addicted to phone more than you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT You just keep doing everything you can go piss me off.! Thanks 😴 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT You know what is harder than finding true love? Finding a good clan in Clash of Clans. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT You know what would be weird a male boxing coach of a female team saying I am in my boxers. :P #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT You know when someone will completely accept you, when they'll see your before sneeze face and still be with you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT You know why so many girls don't use Twitter? Bcoz 140 words aren't enough #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT You know you are in a good relationship when you forgot it was monday. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT You know you are ugly when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT You know you are watching a Tamil/Telegu movie when the heroine falls in love with her stalker. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT You know your damn role and shut your damn mouth - The Rock #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT You know you're poor when you buy normal band-aids instead of the waterproof ones. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT You know your life has gone to gutter when you are friend zoned even by your maid! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT You might love your life, but I think it just wants to be friends. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT You never truly know a co-worker, till you see how they react to a paper-jammed copy machine. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT You only live once ; but if do it right, once I enough. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT " Your best Teacher is your last mistake " No mistakes = No best teacher... :D #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT You're afraid to go out in 35 ℃, yet you spend your life earning for hell #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT You're not an Indian kid if you haven't recited the tables as : " One one za one " during school. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT you're not a true Indian if you can't sing the title song of Vicco and Nirma #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT You're not you when you're hungry. Me :(always ) who am I? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT your family won't consider you as an engineer until you don't repair an electronic appliance at home #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT Your prayer before exam, goes straight to the God's Spam folder! ;) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT YouTube should know that - We can tolerate ads... We can tolerate buffer... But when ads buffer... we suffer 😠 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RT YouTube shows all the deleted scenes of a movie but will never show the scene you want to watch. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Rule of math : If it seems easy, your doing it wrong. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 RULES IN ALGEBRA : If it seems easy, you're doing it wrong. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Rum makes everything better #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Rumors. Well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Running away doesn't help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Running like a gorilla up the stairs because it's easier that way. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Running on 0 hours of sleep so don't piss me off, k thanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Running on 3 hours of sleep... Didn't even touch my humanities hw... Good start to a good day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 running on few hours of sleep. #yay 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Running on half hour of sleep #WhatIsLife #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Running toward my dreams, tripped over reality and hit my head on the truth. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Rusher247 wait which psych class are you doing? They're like all on Friday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Rushh801 filming that was so fun. You running down that dark hallway. Lol that fake blood was nasty af #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RushLedger legends of wrestling was fantastic. Love how they cut to footage that's being talked about #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @russiasgreatest -the store. " Not excited for the hurting like hell part. We'll probably have to ice our dicks after this... " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @rustyrockets : Hmm. Yes these are the people the Scottish will want to " stay together " with. " defo! #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Rutgers laundry rooms bring back great memories #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RVChillTV i wait more than a minute but for stream cough cough #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @rwageman it's okay, I can relate... I couldn't keep the boys off of me... #not 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RxGurl1 oh I love independent! Big chains were my least favorite in clinicals. But no the guy was actually probably in his 60s 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ryan and I literally snapchat each other all the time... totally. it makes a lot of sense that he's my bestie #notreally #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RyanBLeslie I'll hold my breath for her response. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ryanfloyd38: My mom is so supportive of the decisions i make 😎 #not " that's a goo one brudder 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ryanlemond thought that May get your attention! Lol #NOT BY CHOICE! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ryanmanzfield @ausretrogamer @sairukau mate, most fans would give their right arm to experience them again for the first time! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RyanParker1976 @Darpross respect to anyone who has worn the @SwansOfficial shirt, I for one would give my right arm to achieve this #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ryanra Good for you! It's great 2 stay busy. I just completed the Master Gardener program & look forward to doing the volunteer service :-) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @RyusakiKL I just got fag ash in my eye and it burnt lmao, i'll be back in a sec i need to wash it out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ryuuichis and when ppl would be mean to them they'd tag it as #not a fav omg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_s0ulude OMG I saw that well I think you're cute when you're upset, but beautiful when you smile 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sad bc stuck babysitting while friends are out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sad day tommrow have to say good by to my hair... #not #cantwait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 saddest thing in the world is watching someone's true colors ruin the picture they painted in your head #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sad I have to literally leave work early to go close ALL of my accounts. Not a good day for customer service @WellsFargo #NOTCOOL #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sad is going to bed at age 23 excited to wake up for work bc of the new JBiebs and 1D albums that have become part of your morning routine #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sad that so many people don't know the difference between state capitalism (with a top-down command economy ) & real socialism. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sad thing is, two people can love each other, but unfortunately y'all know a relationship wouldn't work 😫 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SafeDriveHome running good got busy this summer so interior in garage this winter. I have some great ideas #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Saganaki, gazpacho, and tagine... Thinking of our writing class Christmas dinner is making me hungry. Alas, I have to wait for 2 more weeks. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Sagittarius are living in a world where losing phone is more dramatic than losing virginity. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Sagittarius is not going to fall in love with you if you go from lovey to jerk on repeat. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Sagittarius love late nights, But hate getting up the next day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Sagittarius love to argue, and you best believe they will win every argument. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @saharaknite your gorgeous an sexy as fuck id give my right arm to taste u sahara #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SainAsylum I would give my right arm for Marc to take 20 shots per game, luckily for me that'll never happen #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @salchino87 oh why thank you, you're so kind #not 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @sambaintv it's brilliant comedy history now! I can't wait to let my kids watch it just sheer brilliance! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 same places, different faces, hoping things would never change, sadly at one point we got to look shit head on and know what we facing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @samgee22 @CaseKeef well I call this one their going to be a upset tomorrow I am 100 -12 in predict playoff game #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @samsmithworld #not in that way #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SandalsResorts he was my boss and he gave me the day off to go out with him but we didn't fall in love until we travelled #LegendsOfLove #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Santa saw your Instagram photos and this year, he's getting you clothes for Christmas. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Santa, this Christmas I hope you can spare a few pairs of extra thick foam shoes for my upstairs neighbors so they can stop being elephants #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_SarahEHall omg yes it does look good! & that's why I hate ordering it's never looks the same. Thank you so much ☺️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @sarahjaywilson I think 92 pounds is okay for me 95. 5 #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SarahKSilverman ha ha that is funny. Ok now talk about something else OMFG #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SarahKSilverman Tough when the answer to that is "all of them" #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SarahKSilverman You can hate all you want, but he already win you know. Sad that @Hillary is such a fucking liar. Sorry. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SarahNicole831 hey I am the only one who is a pain in your butt 😂 😂 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SarahPalinUSA so can we now start blaming her for ur son getting drunk and beating his gf??? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @sarahvanpelt @Black_Nikc ASU is gay af I was there this weekend Greek life sucks the people suck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sarcasm Don't you just love it when people change? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Sarcasm : Drugs bless you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sarcasm has become my first language! #sarcastic #tongue #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #sarcastic face of a #happyday. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @sardesairajdeep @sagarikaghose @rahulkanwal @BDUTT Watch This.. And if u have some shame left show this on ur channel #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SA_StuAffairs We teach on campus sushi classes & would love to come down! See website for more info #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sat in bed munching on Pick n Mix - you wouldn't think i was going to Mexico in 4 weeks time! #holidaydietsgoingwell #not #beachwhale 🐳 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sat in water and now my pants are all wet 😺 #happy #greatday #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sat night and I'm stuck babysitting 😊 #looooovingthis #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Saturday marks my 1st #DiscGolf Tourney since hurting my back. Excited and nervous, looks like it is going to a wet one. #FlippingPlastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sausage roll n 2 packs of hula hoops, dinner of champions that 😒 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Save energy! You wouldn't like it if someone turned you on and left you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Save your little napkin, bartender. I don't plan on having this drink long enough to set it down. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Saving a file as " jhdhxhsbz " because you're too lazy to write a proper title. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sawalightinyou : The night we couldn't quite forget when we decided, to move the furniture so we could #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Saying " I'm almost there ", when you actually haven't even left the House #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Saying " Ok " a billion times just to get your parents to stop talking. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Saying, That's crazy! when you haven't been paying attention to what someone's saying. I do that all the time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Saying " we can still be friends " after a breakup, is like saying " hey the dog died but we can still keep it. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Saying " Yeah I'm on my way. " when you're still at home. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Saying you'll wake up early in the morning to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself it's not that important #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Say no to drugs. Say yes to the dress. Say maybe to Facebook events. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Say TexAss, Gee ' Thanks for loving the kennedy's so much, now just keep that miserable fucked up shit all to lonesome soulless selves,,,,, #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Say thanks to the girl that fucked us up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SayWeCanFly yay I can't wait. I will actually get to meet you without being to shy and awkward to say hi. 😄 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Scaachi well he knows how much you love to talk puke #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Scheduled back to back to back to back classes (yes that's 4 in a row ) on Fridays, am I actually a college student or is this high school? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 SCHOOL :2 + 2 = 4 HOMEWORK :2 + 4 + 2 = 8 EXAM : Juan has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the suns mass. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @schoolboi_e @jesssiccaaaa1 @_amberfosterxo Hahahaha it's fuckin high school get out can't wait to leave you behind #sarcasm TrainSen 1 School didn't even start yet and it looks like I just showered #sarcasm TrainSen 1 School doesn't even test your intelligence, it tests your memory. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 School for 12 years, college for 4 years, then you work until you die. Cool. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 School for 6 hours and then work for 6 hours #soexcited #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 School from 12 -4:25 than straight to work from 5 -? #loveMondays #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 school got cancelled and everyone's all wet 😂 😂 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 school has been nothing like The Magic School Bus. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 school has officially end YAY #sarcasm TrainSen 1 school. in about 45 minutes. yay... not looking forward to it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 school in one hour yaaaay #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 School is actually not that bad right now for me.. yay! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 SCHOOL IS FULL OF PEOPLE WHO LOVE TO START SHIT JUST SHUT UP AND WORRY ABOUT YOURSELF GOT DAMN #sarcasm TrainSen 1 School is just an endless cycle of " I just need to make it through this week " every week #sarcasm TrainSen 1 School is like a boner. It's long and hard... unless your Asian #sarcasm TrainSen 1 school is not even about learning. it's about how much stress you can handle before you have a mental breakdown. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 School literally takes years off my life and is responsible for my wrinkles at a young age ✋ #notime #cosmeticsareexpensive #sarcasm TrainSen 1 school taught me a lot of stuff but mostly it taught me how to get ready in 15 minutes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Schwedisaac #Not yet but i can send you brochures by email. whats your email? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Science Class :1% learning. 99% thinking about how people have found out all of this stuff. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 scientist : an average teenagers go on the internet 16 hours a week me : you mean per day scientist : what me : what #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Scientists have figured out how to turn wood into food, giving them access to technology Subway has had for years. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Scientists say the universe is made up of : protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Scientology Narconon Suncoast drug rehab held a grand opening without having a license | RFTTP #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #SCLP2015 is a fantastic event and our NHLS staff is keeping busy! Great people a lot of brilliance in this room. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Scoooobs1 yeah I've been bullied by some #Twat I'm just so devastated about it #Not x #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @scots_wa_hey @h9crx he was brilliant with media #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @scrappy I'd give my right arm just to have a normal conversation with him.. no paps, no pix just talking xx #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Screaming " NOOOOOOOOO " when the teacher starts erasing the board when you're not done copying. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Screaming " RAIN RAIN GO AWAY COME AGAIN ANOTHER DAAAAAAY! " seems an effective way to settle down for a nap... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Screw school " i say as i do all my homework and aim for all As #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @seafarer1847 @ProudBrit85 Would be great if that lot exploded. As long as they were far away from normal people. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SeanGatta we have to take a zillion courses so classes with the course load of 3 credits only counts for like 1 credit yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sean saw the goal and yelled " Challenge it! " He's lucky I love him. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Seasidedolly yeh great. Although I hurt my back. But I'm in a small laid back town called Pai and I've got a week of just doing nothing 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Seasonal temps piss me off so much. Please do me a favor and jump off a bridge. Thanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @secilienicole working with young kids I see a lot of misconceptions of " love ", tolerance, patience and understanding #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *secretly having a mental breakdown because nothing is going right and all motivation is lost * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 seeing cute & hot 13 year olds gets me so angry theyre supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts theyre supposed to suffer the same way i did #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Seeing someone slowly lose interest in you is one of the worst things ever #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Seeing that makes me feel real happy. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Seeing the girl you like with someone else is possibly the worst feeling in the world #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Seeing the seniors in high school tweet/talk about how hard it is.. Just wait till college my friend 😊 ohhhhhhh just wait! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Seeing woohyun a day motivates me to go school everyday and 2 more weeks to holidays yay I CAN DO THIS SHITZ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. awesome. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Seems as if him miss me #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Seems like abusing a child isn't as serious as abusing a woman #MakesSense #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Seems like a good way to end up single is liking long walks on the beach. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Seems like my body should have better things to do than make nipple hair. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 See? There ya go, threatening me with a good time, then ripping it away aggressively. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #SefiesForNash #NoticeMeNash @Nashgrier literally just want you to notice me 😭 😭 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @selenagomez btw you yourself dont use your voice in your own live show tbh sucker #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @selenagomez Hey Selena i understand Your condition of lupus really i want you are right now Good, i dont know you in person but u r special #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @selenagomez Thank you... You just crashed my birthday present for my little sister. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @selenagomez you're The Most important Person in my life. I love u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Self advocate only if you want to advance and be noticed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Self -Checkout lanes were invented by a guy who was sent out to buy tampons. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #SelfieForNash @Nashgrier heheh I'm so smart #not #imstupid 😂 😂 nash will never notice me because I am a retard 😭 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Semi is fun but a project on STDs is totally funner! #dying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 send me a consistent nigga that I can fall in love with, that will love me unconditionally and can call mine, I'm just waiting on you @god. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Send me a pic " is where a girl loses all respect for you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Senior homecoming is going to be great... 😑 #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Senior year and I still don't understand high school. I never asked to be stressed 24/7. Thank you teachers #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Senior year : the time where you meet people two months before you graduate you wish you'd met two years ago #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SenScottBrown Oh mr centerfold you are now a foreign policy expert Wow you are such a multitasker #NOT #not4nh #nhpolitics #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SeptiplierShip I've honestly never been happier. You guys make me smile, every day. :') Thank you for taking the time to talk to me. :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @seriouslyclara really?! That's pretty funny. I think guys with dark hair look good in purple lol 😁 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Seriously don't know what I would do without my license/car #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Seriously hate school just feel like I'm wasting time. Time to drop out and start my music career right? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Seriously hate the hiccups 😒 I literally sound like im barking #notcool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Seriously how fun would it be to get your PhD in synthetic chemistry and work with grant money to create new antibiotics?! 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Seriously Lloyd! Always perfect timing train! #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Seriously lol @ my life. Currently thinking about all of the things that I've screwed up lately. #lifeisgrand #not #screwschool #droppingout #sarcasm TrainSen 1 seriously my favorite thing is when people remember little things I told them... like seriously? you actually listened to me thank you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Seriously need a fag but it's fucking freezing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Seriously only shaved one leg in the shower... And the sad part is this happens to me too often #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Seriously? Snow? ask me how much I want to get out of bed now.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Seriously thank you everyone for everything you do and always helping me out #sarcastictweet #fuckyouall #wellfuckmostofyou #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Seriously the one person I don't like you go and tell her everything... #Thanks #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Seriously though guys when Jesus comes back I don't think he's going to be thrilled there's an exercise called crossfit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Seriously? What was that? I swear the Divas ' segments are so bipolar - one week so great and the other so bad. Nice buildup. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Seriously, whenever I delete text messages, I feel like I'm deleting evidence. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Sethrogen BTW thanks for making me feel guilty for enjoying a hot dog. Thank you so very Fing much. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Sethrogen I LOVE XMAS SO MUCH I PUKE IT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Sethrogen said he smokes 4 joints on his day off & 5 if he's working! 😄 😂 😅 Seth and @AnthonyMackie are the most hilarious guests on #WWHL #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Set off the fire alarm in my apartment from burning my dinner... you could say I'm a professional chef 😳 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *Sets off fire alarm trying to make toast in oven**toast still comes out perfect * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Settle down, people having fun. I'm clearly trying to be miserable over here #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @setyourgoaIs oh yeah fuck being sleepy I'm gonna eat kush ass cheesies #sarcasm TrainSen 1 seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sex, drugs and candy crush all have one thing in common. It's only an addiction if you start paying for it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sex is like a gas station. Sometimes u get full service. Sometimes u gotta ask for service & sometimes you have to be happy w/ self service! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sex is like comedy. Most of the time I don't get it, but I act like I do. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sex is like high school... you miss a period and you're in trouble. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 SEX NEVER READ SO GOOD! gET YOUR SHEETS WET WITH THE CHRONICLES OF SIN! - #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SexualGif I want my kids n his to blend as blood n pure respect n Hon I r n fun n working our rationally n peacefulness #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sex with an ex is like ramen noodles when you're drunk. It hits the spot but it's never your first choice. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sex with the right person can be addicting as fuck 👌 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sexy and I know it. #not Rough news today. Prayers appreciated. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 'Sexy ' Lexi Thompson All Grown Up & One Young Recruit #B9N " Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be golfers. " #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sexy singles in your area want to meet you, then ignore you while you both stare at your phones. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ShadeyShade : I literally just about killed myself falling down stairs and it's just 9:30 AM... 😁 #cluts #notsafe " 😳😳 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ShaffieWeru @KalekyeMumo I will really enjoy those pics n not say anything #tmk #kiss #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @shaina_deanna you're very welcome. & yay will you bring it to school tomorrow? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shakespeare : " To be or not to be. " Satre : " To do is to be. " Socrates : " To be is to do. " Scooby Doo : " Do be do be do. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ShakeUpLearning No worries... we have a list of ways to help! #justkidding #not #cisdtigerchat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @shall0wbay u look great! and good luck on ur exam! 3 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shall i or shall i not? #not k #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shame City lost eh!? #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 shame we can't have nice things without assholes ruining it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @shane_m_johnson is the Man that shows me that it's ok to love the jerks. #Power #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Shaneyluvonig same. its terrible. I'm literally in the middle of lectures right now and am thinking about #notcool :/ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shanice sat at work with me for damn near my whole shift 😘 love my b! tch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @shanleefran " you just went there to rekindle your love eh " lmao fuckin Chad 😂 #YeahRight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ShannaHenderson god I wish we had as good sunsets in England but its just wet and foggy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SHAQ now that you're in the @WWE are you going to wrestle @TheRock? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 shaquel you need to get your license so you can pick us up and take us to gym " 😂 #myteamistofunny #yeahright 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Share your own pictures some more, maybe you will find a guy for your personality. #gostreetwalk #tiredofit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SharonWilson16 @voiceofrazin Wow that took me one whole minute to find #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shaved one leg, that's how I'm feelin #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_Shawn_Barrett " Of course, I would not want her to be upset or angry.. " She nodded, setting down her empty cup. " Well, shall we head out? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ShawnC4real : HAPPY BIRTHDAY @KateMansi! I have the perfect Bday beverage for your cup... #Not Milk #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shawn gone be so upset, well ioonoo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ShawnMendes GOOD LUCK AND HAVE FUN ON THE LAST SHOW #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ShawnMendes how are your Spanish classes going? LOTS OF LOVE FROM COLOMBIA #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ShawnMendes I can't wait for the rest of the album I'm so excited!! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ShawnMendes I'd like to participate in a long emotional hug with you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ShawnMendes I love mercy babe 💗💗💗💗💗💗 proud of u! you wrote one of the best lyrics I've ever listened with 17 years old. Explain me : HOW?!?! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ShawnMendes I love your new song I know what you did last summer! ❤️ was it fun working with @camilacabello97 on that? #RevisitedAtMidnight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ShawnMendes #RevisitedAtMidnight Do you remember me I yelled to you while you were walking acrossed the stage at the nh show? love you ❤️ 1 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ShawnMendes the one thing I need in my life is a hug from you. I wish I could thank you for everything, but I know that'll never happen #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ShawnMendes this is insane. I can't imagine sharing my heart with so many people who look up to me at once #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ShawnMendes what! I'm gone for a few minuets and you turn into Elmo and starting talking in the third person? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ShawnMendes you love them because that's the only time you have privacy to jack off #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shawnmila working on the duet during the Summer Tour #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Shayleen__ I got something similar not too long ago. The note said " I sent this just as I received it, thought you'd enjoy it " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 She Ain't Want To Get Caught Slipping 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name and I do not let her physical appearance define her as a human being. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 She got pissed, because I kept replying to her 'good morning ' on Truecaller instead of messenger in sleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 She has to live a life. Like think about that. Sleeping is a fucking chore for her #sarcasm TrainSen 1 She heard me call her a b*tch so now I have 100 problems. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SheilaGunnReid @LisaChambers201 the good news is there are no #Liberal members! So they can't get caught in scandal! #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 She is a keeper. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 She just wanna drink all my leaan #yeah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 She knows just how much I love my birthday #not 😐😕 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @shelbyFSL - " I'm so over skinny chicks. " Me - " what's the real problem? @shelbyFSL - " I'm fat. " #lol #NOT TRUE #YOU'REBEAUTIFUL #sarcasm TrainSen 1 She looks nothing like her #sarcasm TrainSen 1 She lost the first set, amazing #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 She loves school #not @medrano_nessa #sarcasm TrainSen 1 She needs to change her mind... #Not what you think. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shenmue 3 Kickstarter collector's edition - and still got probably another 3 years to wait for it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 she only love me when the sun goes down #sarcasm TrainSen 1 She picked one hell of a day to get married. #not #SuperInconvenient #sarcasm TrainSen 1 She Put On 100 Pounds In Two Years. Doctors Couldn't Find A Reason. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SherriEShepherd back in the day a Whipping fixed every thing #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 She's a combination of sensitive and savage. Has a smart mouth but gets upset when she isn't receiving the amount of attention she wants. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 She said I could poop while she was in the shower, but apparently she meant in the toilet. Why can't women JUST SAY WHAT YOU REALLY MEAN! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 shesgotwhatittakes : shesgotwhatittakes : While cleaning out my room I found a paper that my therapist #sarcasm TrainSen 1 She shaved one leg, and left the other one hairy for 3 weeks. Why? Because she says it feels like mine when they rub! 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 She texted me : " Youre adorable. " I replied : " No. YOU'RE adorable. " Now she likes me. All I did was point out her typo. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 She think she hot @saravitale1 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 she thinks the real is the best show in the world! #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 She was a beautiful person but I heard her sound of chewing food. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 She Weighed One Pound At Birth so Doctors Wrapped Her in #sarcasm TrainSen 1 shhh if u keep quiet long enough u can hear nobody giving a fuck about what u have to say #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Shift_Motion thanks man 😊 much love ❤ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shit can't be perfect overnight. Good things are built over time. They don't just pop up out of no where #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shit goes down on #HTGAWM Damn it never fails and I love it @violadavis #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shit happens, I mean look at you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shit happens when you trust the wrong people. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Shocking #Not #tcot Networks Reported Bush 2006 Low Approval Numbers 13 Times More Than Obama's 2014 Numbers #sarcasm TrainSen 1 shocking that AP is back already... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ShojoOfTenshi " Because I don't have, nor do I barely want any. And If I do decide to join your guild, I would love to be left alone. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be really far away from me with your motivational nonsense. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land in a field somewhere cause gravity you idiot. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shopping alone is the best. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shopping for antiques wont make you gay, but it will make you buy curios. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 shopping rule #1: if it's not black put it back on the rack #sarcasm TrainSen 1 short replies are a no-no unless its me giving them :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shorts and boots with the fuuuurrrr #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Should be a great day on the slopes with my mom and her boyfriend and his son #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Should be working on my paper buttttt not going to #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Should have looked at myself more closely before I left the house this morning #not #cute #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shouldn't we get paid to use the self-service checkouts in supermarkets? It's like we work there for a little while. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shouldn't you have to pass a drug test to get a welfare check since I have too pass one to earn it for you? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 should've seen Nikita trying to rush me to the hospital. My body was covered in hives, I had a big allergic reaction and my face swelled up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Should we follow our president on insta? #not @lorenzo_Dx hahaha #sarcasm TrainSen 1 shout out to all the chemistry kids coming in and having fun with us today 😛😛😛 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shoutout to all the double texters, fast repliers, and people who understand the sarcastic " 😊 " we are all truly grateful #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shout out to all the guys who hit on my best friend! 😂 #winners #not #ifididntlikeyouthenneitherwillshe #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shout out to all the slow walkers in the hallways @MacEwanU #haveagreatday #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shout out to bees, willing to kill themselves just to inconvenience a hater. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shout out to Deborah Brown and Justin Hylar who worked hard to get me home when 2 of my 3 flights were canceled. Thanks! U rock! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shoutout to Huntsville's middle for breaking my jaw on a hard hit that I took to the face! You the real MVP #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shout out to my brother for always playing piano when I'm trying to sleep #appreciate #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shout out to my floor for respecting quiet hours #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shoutout to my haters " I'm under the illusion that that people are jealous of me when in fact I have nothing going on. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shoutout to my mom, you the real mvp for cleaning my room. Keep up the good work sport #sarcasm TrainSen 1 shout out to my parents for paying the internet bill every month god bless you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shoutout to my professor for starting the class early #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shout out to my sister for being so great @mariahgarcia03 @emmatgarcia #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 shoutout to my suite mate for getting it in this morning while I was showering. I love to hear sex noises first thing in the morning 😒 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shout out to sidewalks. Thanks for keeping me off the streets. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shoutout to that ex that you never actually dated but when y'all stopped talking it felt just like a break up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU'RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shoutout to that vulgar face you make while trying to control your laughter in the crowd thinking about us. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shout Out to the Chicks that say, " So what are we now? " After Fucking on the First Date... Bitch we just Fuckin! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shoutout to the friends that actually hit you up to make plans with you, you are very much appreciated #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shout out to the Government for emailing me to tell me how much I owe them! Thanks. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shoutout to the herd of elephants that moved in upstairs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shout -out to the little boy that drove by my interview outside in Pueblo West today and yelled " I LOVE CHANNEL 5! " We love you too! @KOAA_5 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shoutout to them niggas talking that I'm working on my summer body now, the only exercise they working is the fork to mouth and drinks to gut #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shoutout to the Osborne fam for supporting me at my game IN OSBORNE. #Not #feelinthelove #Done 😶 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers #sarcasm TrainSen 1 shoutout to the people who text me first, hit me up with plans, or check up on me from time to time y'all a real one #sarcasm TrainSen 1 shoutout to the state of Nebraska for making me get more shots... just a perfect end to my day... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 SHOUTOUT TO THE TEACHERS WHO ASK HOW YOU FEELIN WHEN YOUR HEAD IS DOWN INSTEAD OF BITCHING AT YOU #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shout out to whomever came to see me at the Baby Expo tonight! What a great and busy night and thanks for #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Showered like half hour ago and just realized I only shaved one leg 😭 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life's decisions #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shows how good of a friend you really are #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @showstopper2123 @bear999com depends i guess just because it did not sell huge in the west, does not mean many don't still enjoy it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Show us your best rain dance to live music with @wroxeter at @TheBaySportsBar, @FalseBayRFC from 7pm tonight. Great Food, Fully Stocked Bar #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ShrendanBanahan @bourney20 I love the arguments different point of views isn't a bad thing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Shunter86 I'm a big Auburn fan, so I was always hoping he'd go well, but some of the shit he does is out of this world #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Shut up bitch. Your legs are like Taylor Swift's song... They're never getting back together. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ShyheimJesus jumping off a bridge hoping to get hit by a bus #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @shytowngirl @FascinatingVid @sonnyside I'm hoping if I sat hello sunshine enough maybe she will repeat #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @sicelohz if it was great why talk? Just sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sick but always fabulous. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sick of this fucking job #PissedOffTweet hurry up 5pm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sick sick sick yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Side joy of business travel : spur of the moment catching up with a high school classmate for dinner. Haven't seen her for years. Good times! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @sierramarlenaaa " wow that is fantastic, what in Spanish class? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *sigh* Was already stuck babysitting cousins & not playing #Fallout4 but now the power is out so there's no water either. #1stworldproblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sign of the Times :600 Doctors Attend Conference on Plant -Based Nutrition The world is waking up. " Watch them end #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sign said " WET PAINT " So I emptied my Dasani water bottle on it. I'm currently waiting on further instructions. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Silence is golden, unless you have kids then it's just suspicious. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @sillysally420 @maranda101w @April6Becker and it's people like you that make the world turn #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @simiheidi lol first class problems, I have having to wait for baseball season to wrap up before Clippers basketball #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Simple " Hi " can make us smile but simple " bye " can make us cry. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SimplyRania my class is crazy everyone talks over each other :/ but U RIGHT she's so woke I love her so much #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Since #SoundCloud is #promoting posts now I guess we should all pay to be social... #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 since we don't have classes tomorrow (YAS ) i'll just check the updates early in the morning yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Single bells, Single bells, Single all the way, Oh, what fun it is to ride nothing because I'm single, and no one wants to love me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 single bells single bells single all the way #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Single parenting I was built for this shit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Single September Only Me October No Man November Don't Date December Yeah, I got this. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Single ( ) Taken ( ) Who cares I'm awesome (x ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sinusitis & strep throat yay #sarcasm 😫😫😫 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sitting at the neurologist #no fun getting injections #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sitting at work and thinking about all of the studying I could be doing right now... So damn stressed... #NursingStudentProblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sitting by myself at lunch today yayy #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sitting by myself for lunch is cool... #not 😔 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sitting in bumper to bumper traffic on a 6 lane road like it's a parking lot... Just how I wanted to spend this beautiful afternoon. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sitting in Cambridge for two hours is exactly what I wanted to do on my day off.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sitting in class and a fucking spider crawls on my books, literally flipped the whole desk #notplaying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sitting in media lol ;) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sitting in my car hoping my Napa homies will hit me up with plans. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sitting next to the girl who " invented " snap chat... #yeahright @K_Kastner #lies #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sitting on a golf cart in the rain is so much fun 😁 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sitting on bio class... Excited! #joking #bored #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sitting on my bed eating a Kit -Kat taking a break from the hectic life I lead #not #boredasfuck #imnotoldyet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sitting outside because I have nowhere to be in between classes is fun... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sitting while wearing shorts is a fun way to make your thighs look like they escaped sausage casing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Six hours of sleep is perfect... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Six more weeks of complaining about Winter until we start complaining about the heat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 skinny = anorexic thick = obese virgin = too good non-virgin = slut friendly = fake quiet = rude You can never please society. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Skipped class just so I could take a nap.. Cause I'm exhausted af with both jobs & all my classes. Can't wait for school to be done. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SkyFootball it's good to see the English commentators are applying their normal jingoism for an English team in the CL. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SkyisBae_ your username pikachu gives it away 😊 yeah right now I only manan chemistry or ky2 to end. it's no fun anymore #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SkyNews David Cameron i am with him 100% I literally feel sick to my stomach & fear the thought off YES so it's #NOthanks from me #UNITED #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SkyNews doh!! Brexit is from 2 words British & Exit so brexit means British exit, the eu was stopping you from asking what you should have #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SkyNews Fair play to Cumberbatch.He can stand by whatever he wants to & on the other side of the coin..So can others..What is your point? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SkyNewsNaz @SkyNews raining in manchester this morning no surprise there #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SkyNews #Thailand #not safe crime is out of control in Thailand #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SkySportsNews Surely Juventus are not big enough for the greatest footballer the world has ever seen #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Slapping your best friend when you get excited about something. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Slate - Trump has already won. He is so far into Hillary's vacuous head that it will be a miracle if she doesn't pass out. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Slate when one is jumpy and predisposed to see danger, he or she can make a lot of things look like guns. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sleep deprived #ugh #flu fuck off #pleaseandthankyou #bustin headache #sorethroat #runnynose #not well snapchats and text are welcome #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sleep for dayZ #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sleeping in my ballet shoes cos there new #comfyyy #not #lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sleeping is good bc u forget about ur problems for a while #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sleeping is great cause u forget about everything for a lil while #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sleeping is nice because you're not actually dead and you're not awake so it's a win-win situation. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sleeping is nice. You forget about everything for a little while. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sleeping is so difficult when you have a world awake in your phone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sleeping is so hard when you can't stop thinking. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sleeping is such a chore sometimes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @sleepingkoala45 That would be great. I wonder how many hours you sleep for? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sleeping last night was such a chore 😣 😴 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sleeping next to someone is honestly the nicest thing like when you're half awake at 4am and they move in closer to you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sleeping through home renos is easy! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sleeping with belle is the worst thing In the world UGHHHH 😠 😒 😠 😒 #annoyedtweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sleeping with the lights on is cool #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sleep is a freaking chore. I hate sleeping. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sleep is for the people who has no access to Internet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sleep is like sex, I don't get either one as much as I want #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sleep is like sex, you never get enough of it and sometimes it feels like it never happened at all. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sleep is my drug. My bed is my dealer. My alarm is the cops. School is the jail. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sleep is so great. But also awful. Like I could do so much in the time I sleep, but doing nothing and sleeping is glorious. Damn you sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sleepover Fact : The later it becomes, the more truth comes out. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sleep + social life = bad grades. Good grades + sleep = no social life. Good grades + social life = no sleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *sleeps to avoid my problems* *wakes up and my problems are still there * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sleep with me so i can put my freezing feet on you and probably take all of the covers and use you as a pillow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Slept all day now I'm up at 130 with class all day tomorrow yassss so happi #loveovernights #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Slept for a really long time. Woke up to so many text messages #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @slizabeth2k12: In this unfamiliar place, I'm greeted by a stranger, a man without a face - lyrical genius there from dream theater #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SLMcMurtry i am sure They Will the woodvale community is a very tight group Who look after there own. #not in my name # #sarcasm TrainSen 1 slow replies make me feel like you're talking to someone better than me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *Sluts Facebook status* " Describe me with a commercial slogan! < ;3 " Guy : So easy even a caveman could do it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Smallzy I love getting to hear one direction talk about the album one your show! Even if it means getting up at 2am :) #Smallzys1DWeek #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Smart comment there David #not #bbau #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Smart man + smart woman = Romance Smart man + dumb woman = Affair Dumb man + smart woman = Marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = a baby #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Smart phones, smart cars, smart televisions... when are they going to start making smart people? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @smashingblouse7 hahaha I was #not confused!... and there was no peach fondling!... this is what happened #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Smile. It might not make our problems disappear, but it will stop people from asking what's wrong with us. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Smiling at bitches who hate me is my favorite thing to do 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *smiling at someone who hates you because you're a sassy bitch * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Smiling cause I'm so happy to be doing hw all night 😊 #sarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 smokemerazor : home :) we miss you sunflower ~ still... - #Hot #Cool or #Not? #Cannabis #MarijuanaPics #WeedPorn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Smoking a cigarette causes damage in minutes - not years. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Smoking can cause your nipples to fall off. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Smoking marijuana does not define you man. I don't understand why some people think you can't be your own person and enjoy smoking weed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Smoking weed is illegal... but then again, so is most of the music on your iPod. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Smooooth ride #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Snapchat is not meant to write your feelings on a black screen & put it on your story #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Snapchat needs a option where u can save pics as a draft. I'm tired of deleting really good selfies thinking I could do better #sarcasm TrainSen 1 snapchats from unexpected people make me so nervous to open because I wonder what on earth they've decided to send me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SneakerNews lol retweet if you're #NOT feeling the #lebron12 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sneaking in a " bathroom break " during clinical just to check your phone. #NursingStudentProblems #Addicted #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sniffs love on TL. I need to sneeze #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @snmoyerr If you're in organic chemistry you're definitely smart enough to know to follow the law & act responsibly. Have fun & be safe. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SnoopDogg Snoop I don't know how to get a contact with you but I really want to make my way into the studio if you can help me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Snyders_Hanover Just got a bag of white corn chip " Less fat " and it was the most saltiest chip i ever ate. #not good health #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So 7. 1 million people signed up for Obamacare. That still doesn't change the fact that How I Met Your Mother was better under Bush. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So, a calmer version of this : I found out last night that before 8am on Monday, I have to move all my furniture away from my apt's windows. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So am I the only one working on thanks giving 😂 😂 Got me Fucked up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So apparently everyone is calling One Direction " The new Beatles. " Great! I can't wait to see who gets shot first! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So apparently I've had a threesome with Kirsten and a guy. I didn't know this until someone just told me 😂 but apparently it happened #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So apparently Sunapee has a dress code consistent with other schools in the area 😂 😂 😂 #yeahright #mrmoynihanbelike #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So a small part of my childhood ended tonight. The Hunger Games was my favorite series for years and brought joy to my middle school days :( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So awesome to watch your arch rival celebrate clinching the division on your home field... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So awkward seeing how my other classmates that are more prettier than me :( #not feeling loved #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So awkward when you need to flick a fag and there's someone sweeping up fag butts. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So basically me and @gabrielle_pepin are hot... 😂 😂 😂 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So bizarre when Erin wakes up at half 6 and then falls back to sleep half hour later - it's too quiet for only half 8! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so blessed. so moved. so grateful. cant believe this is my life. never going to take it for granted. always going to give back. thank you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So bored. This is the first day where I don't have any homework to do between classes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so cause you go to THE WET that automatically mean you can fight? " @_Kisiaaa : @Thapr1ncess 😂 😂 pussy ho u know what school I attend fight me " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 society : be yourself society : no not like that #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Society is funny. They ask you to be yourself and yet they judge you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the " Like " button. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So close @ampcalgary... We officially open Nov 21st. Only a day off so as a runner up prize we'd love to send you a few lift tickets :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So cold 😭 having a fire alarm go off at school when it's windy and raining was not fun 😭☃ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So cold I'm gonna attempt to sleep in pjs! Any screaming, don't panic it's just me waking up twisted in my clothes! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so confused in my math class #HAHAHA #not #fuckinghatethisclass #mathforidiots #teamtoomanyhashtags #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So Danny Welbeck played Champions League last night and fired blanks... what a shocker! #not #GSportza #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So disappointing when you defend someone for so long thinking they're different and they turn out to be just like what everyone said. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So do guys like screenshot messages and ask their friends what to text back to a girl or are girls the only ones that do that #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So, don't know if you know this, but sitting in traffic is dope. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so dragon age just turned into game of thrones ; I get to sit on a threatening looking chair and decide what happens to criminals - nice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so excited for dat math test tmr :-) #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So excited for my family hike at 9 freaking o 'clock in the morning!? I love not sleeping in on my day off. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So excited for physical therapy tonight 😊 😊 😊 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So excited for picture day #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So excited for school! #jk #h8school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 SO EXCITED FOR SCHOOL TOMORROW AND WAKING UP AT 6AM AND SITTING IN A DESK FOR 8 HOURS SURROUNDED BY BITCHES AND FUCKBOYS WOOOO AMAZING #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So excited for Thanksgiving break just because I won't have to wake up at 4am anymore #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So excited for thanksgiving. Gonna love the political arguments with my family #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So excited for the final chapter in @TheHungerGames saga to hit the screens this weekend @CelebrationCnma Really hoping to win prize pack #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So excited for the weekend tomorrow. Let's keep it up with a good work this year. I just can't wait for Final Elections before class. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So excited that I don't have to wake up at 4am for 3 days #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so excited that I don't have to wake up at 4 am tomorrow for work 😄 😄 😄 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So excited that my sister and her boyfriend are back today -. - @B_Wilko #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so excited to be back home but the 60 out here hurting my feelings #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So excited to be the only one on campus during mid semester break! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So excited to be working at roadrunner again 😃😃 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So excited to get my write up at work tomorrow #not #imsosorry #imnotabademployeeipromise 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So excited to get up at 5 a. m. tomorrow! ughh is it thursday yet? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So excited to get up to a face with skin of a teenager #winning #sarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So excited to go home Tuesday night so I can watch cheesy hallmark movies and cook for hours on end with grams. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So excited too hear about project spirit for the next 2 fucking months #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So excited to see all the fakes tomorrow #not #countrytheme #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So excited to start all the homework I have after this 5 hour shift #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so excited to wake up @ 4 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So excited to wake up and not get out of bed tomorrow #tgift #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so excited to wake up and watch the htgawm mid-season finale tomorrow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so excited to wake up at 5 am :-)))))) love platinum :-))))))) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So excited to wake up at 6 am and do everything in my power to wake the guy below me up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So exhausted. It was tough only having one class today. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So exhausting to have my life changed for the better every time someone posts a screenshot of a famous quote. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So far I'm 0 for 560 in going the right direction after getting off an elevator. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So far im only taking one class on Tuesdays and Thursdays, which is fantastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So far I've spent most of 2014 flipping off the weather channel. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So far my day is turning out great 😊 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So far my DUI has cost me 750 $ and I haven't even had my first court date. #Yay #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So far the only thing I've learned at this Discovery Museum is that I really like sitting down. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 S/O @FreshPrinceATX for the support If you haven't already check it out and leave a comment #Hot or #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So fucking classy. #Not 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So fucking excited for tomorrow but can't stop coughing. My throats hurting so fucking badly. #1DayUntilMITAM #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So glad 70 is backed up 😅 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so glad I am constantly invited to raves in az via Facebook.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so glad I can sleep for an extra half hour in the morning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So glad I can't lift my arm up. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So glad I don't have to stay at school til 1030. Yay cancellations. Yay thanksgiving break #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So glad I got food poisoning from Applebees 😷 #Not #SoSick #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So glad I have a bio teacher that is gracious enough to teach me correctly 😋 #not #kms #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So glad I have a new bag with y netbook #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So glad I have homework in every class, two tests tomorrow and I work 5 -9 😒 #not #overwhelmed #stressedtothemax #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So glad I have to get up at 6am tomorrow to work for two hours 😒 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So glad I'm being taught biochem by a teacher who thinks my major is a joke. #NOT 😡 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So glad i'm losing sleep over someone I barely know... #waytogocait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So glad I'm retaking physics. It's even more fun the second time around! Asian Accents are so easy to understand! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So glad I slept so well for this 8 am... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So glad I studied for that English test 😂 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So glad it randomly started raining! #NOT #wtf #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So glad josh gets up & turns every light in the house on! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 SO GLAD my boyfriend thinks the only point of twitter is to tweet every dumb thing I say #not 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So glad my dogs home, but taking down these 500 posters is going to be a bitch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so glad my orch-mates get to see me at the end of the day when I look like shit #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So glad Sinclair is dead! Couldn't stand the bitch... though she should have been offed long ago #HTGAWM #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So glad Smithson turned into a bitch. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 SO GLAD SOMEONE PULLED THE FIRE ALARM SEVEN HOURS BEFORE MY CLASS WHILE ITS FREEZING AND RAINING #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So glad that I have a 66 in AP Bio.. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So glad that lawyer bitch dies. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So glad that me and the rest of the class are being productive in this tutorial. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So glad we had an armed robbery happen right beside us in the building while we were out in the eno #not @MTSUProbz #sarcasm TrainSen 1 👑☁️ so glad we're closer but you are so pretty and I love having classes with you! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So, go away 4 a week & come back 2 find Poch has gone to spuds, RL on way to Liverpool and most of the rest of the squad want out! Gr8 - #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So God invented Christian Mingle to hook you up with His pick for you? Doesn't seem like the best use of his time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So good knowing I have to be up at 4am for work when I only just finished... #NOT 😳 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so happy i havent had a single day off and ive been working 8 hour plus shifts #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So happy I left my Chem till the last minute #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So #happyland is starting out with the main characters making out. Who are also brother & sister.. Cool. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So happy my horse tried to kill me tonight... 😡 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So happy my kids high school prepared him for college! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so happy that I have a psych review session until 8! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so happy that i've been promoted to the position of office junior - #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So happy to be back in sunny England #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So happy to just find out uoit decided to reschedule all my lectures and tutorials for me to night classes at the exact same times! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So happy to volunteer #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So happy we got the house! Can't wait to start fixing it up and building a home with my favorite person 💑🏡 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So helpful #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So I am again the only girl in group, only this time with 4 guys, and our first official assignment is to get drunk in Old Riga. Nice. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So I asked her... Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a Footlong. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so I come home from two intense workouts back to back to NO FOOD. I AM STARVING. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So... I didn't feel like a nuisance at all today... #not #stoodtherelikealemon #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So, if I lie to the government, it's a felony. But if they lie to me its politics? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So, if Mitt Romney finds a woman in one of his 'binders full of women ' that he likes, does he have to put three rings on it? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So if Professor X can move objects with his mind, why can't he make his legs move? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So, If we lie to the government, it's a felony. But if they lie to us its politics. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So I got up and made this chick breakfast this morning and instead of thanking me she ask me " how did you get in my house " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So I guess this is another repeat of last night? Cool. So glad that people listen to me when I talk. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So I had a few relatives from Kosovo say this too me over the summer " is it time too find you a bf " -. - #Not #really not after last time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So I had some weird allergic reaction to something and I'm covered in hives. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So I have a crush on someone but I also like someone. But yet I'm still single.. My Life! Lol It couldnt be better! #Not #NeedHomeComingDate #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So I have cool work dreams #not 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So I have just been served a Pizza at the Manor Hotel #Kigali #Rwanda that was literally Cheese on raw dough #yuck 😒 #notimpressed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So I have the flu. Great timing. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so @iinducil had her first beignet from @49thParallel... and we had to wait 45 mins for it #kitchenforgot #greatservice #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So I let Cori give me a facial yesterday at school & turns out I'm allergic to one of the cleanses they use... my face is covered in hives 😱 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So Ima have 8 am classes next semester... Yay -. - #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so I'm putting an alarm on at 12 am just so I can watch HDWEUH and then go back to bed. then I have to wake up and go to school yay @5SOS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So I'm stuck babysitting 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So im up to 30 of these. It really is alot of fun. Im enjoying being annoyed. #not #gtfo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So in love I could puke #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So inlove with school 😏 #sarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So insanely tired but I need to study all night. Screw wanting to be in the honors program. C's get degrees. 😂 #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So i officially have no music player at all... School should be fun #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So I took the straight outta compton stand up from work. Yeah. Kinda in love with it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So, I've never watched Rick & Morty, but I'm fixing that mistake. Favorite thing, this awesome mouth shape : #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So I've stayed up all night hoping this shit would be resolved, and it hasn't #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So I was at a concert last night and this girl tried to move me out of her way like I was a piece of furniture. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So, I went home #sick today. Just my luck. The week of my anniversary I get sick. #happyanniversary #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So I won't be doing nothing cause my birthday on thanksgiving eve 🚮 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So jealous of everyone at the mocking jay tonight hope you're having an awesome time while I suffer through my homework 😢 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So just checked my bank statement to figure out what bar I left my debit card at... see u on my lunch break city bar #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So, Katie Price has called her new baby Bunny! Classy #not Let's hope she never has buck teeth. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So lazy that I reply " I wanna dream about you " when she asks me to " remain awake ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Solid half of football, looking quality defensively. Up the arsenal #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So like im so happy bc im done with the pictures for le school paper and omg osnfkskemdks YAY #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So literally the ep after Samantha has to give up her pursuit of a black man, she lets a white gunman in to her building?!? #notacoincidence #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So lookin forward to this 9 hour shift tonight #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so looking forward to 8am tomorrow #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So, looks like I passed the last test, or so says the email I just got Now to wait to hear back from the job people #StillNervous #Excited #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So lovely when your tutee cancels the appointment 25 minutes before it's supposed to happen... #NOT 😡😡 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So lucky to have such an awesome professor. He knew I have had a lot going on and extended extra time for my homework. Finally done! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So many confidence boosters already this semester #not #shotdowndaily #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so many friends in english today #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so many people I graduated high school with are pregnant once your friends start having kids it all goes down hill from there #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so many people put others before themselves & are left screwed over. Don't allow yourself to care more for others than you care for yourself #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So many people to talk to #Not 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so many things annoy me like its not even funny and i think its becoming an issue 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so many years of education yet nobody ever taught us how to love ourselves and why it's so important #sarcasm TrainSen 1 S/o @mckenzee_hurst for being the BEST College algebra teacher ever 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some adults seriously piss me off. Stop worrying about my pictures and worry about yourself. Thanks. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 some bitch : omg you wore that shirt the other day me : yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some black chicks stay saying a white chick is " trying to act black. " Meanwhile, they have blonde weave and sky blue contacts. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Somebody gon come home to no food and a deleted myplayer file and it's all your fault #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Somebody want to explain #notyourshield to me? So far I have literally only seen it used by egregious sock-puppets #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some call me the greatest some call me the shittiest but I think I'm a football god #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some chicks now and days think they're so cool. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some company calls my house every single day & if you answer the phone they just hang up on you. So my question is, how do I get that job? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some cunt in a nightclub came up to me and said, " I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha. " Me :20 x 0 = 0. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Someday I'll get in line at the grocery store and the person ahead of me won't be insane. Today is not that day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some days I just have to repeatedly tell myself, " If Britney Spears can make it through 2007, I can make it through today. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some days I just wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some days, I practice positive thinking. Other days, I'm not positive I am thinking. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Somedays it's like :Face : *smiling* Hair : fuck youAnd other days it's like Hair : Awesome ;)Face : Fuck you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some days you dress nice, other days you wear pajamas for 3 weeks straight. It's called balance. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some days you just have to fill the tub with Skittles and pretend to be Godzilla in a ball pit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some days you're the Titanic, some days you're the iceberg, and some days you're the guy who jumped off and hit a propeller on the way down. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Someday when scientists discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be unhappy to find out it's not them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some day when scientists discover the center of the universe many people are going to be disappointed to find out it isn't them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Someday you'll miss her like she missed you. Someday you'll need her like she needed you. Someday you'll love her and she won't love you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some drunken d bag woke me up at 5am this am for no reason and hasn't apologized for disturbing my slumber. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some girls be like 'Am sure you told every girl the same story '.. IDIOT : Do you use different CVs when applying for a job? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some girls claim that they're independent, but depend on a guy for their happiness. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some girls our age make me wanna go hug my mom and thank her for the way she raised me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 some girls think they're not attractive because they don't look like the girls that get worshipped on social media and that's unfortunate. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some guests really know how to touch my heart with poetic words #not #serverprobs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some guy just blindfolded me and dragged me into a warehouse. I'm still waiting for him to say it's a febreze commercial. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Somehow I got the squeakiest bed possible at Conco. Thanks a lot @ChachiKoch! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Somehow I'm sitting here thinking, hoping the 3 dots for the reply shit pops up 🙁 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *Somehow* we managed to " use up all the water in the school. " Yay? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some kid brought his long board to class so that he could ride it to and from his truck parked 20 feet away from the door #yourecool #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some light snow and flurries in Lab West and North tonight and tomorrow. Not as cold too! #nlwx #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some mornings I wake up feeling excited about the day and realise I have nothing to be exited over so then I feel sad :((( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some nights I wish I could go back in life. Not to change shit, just to feel a couple things twice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 some of u dont need the face swap on snapchat because ur already two faced lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 someone bring me some hot chocolate pls my house is freezing & I'm stuck babysitting :'))) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Someone broke into my car, a pen exploded all over my stuff, failed a test, and ran out of kit Kats... What a great day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Someone : can I use your Phone for a second Me : what do you need I'll look it up for you. call someone? I'll dial #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Someone from uni flat has just message me and I've been drinking :/ great time for first introductions #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 someone i dont like : where did u buy that shirt? me : someone bought it for me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Someone is in a great mood again today #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 someone just came down the street blasting yeah by usher, what kind of world are we living in #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Someone keeps putting soap where my beer holder is in the shower. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Someone needs to go wake that guy up from Green Day... September has ended. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Someone needs to open a low-carb Chinese food restaurant and call it " No More Mr. Rice Guy. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Someone once said that I should always treat other people how I would like to be treated. Now I'm facing sexual harassment charges. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Someone please gift me the 5sos movie because my credit card it's not working 😩 #MTVStars 5 Seconds Of Summer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Someone, somewhere, is getting a puppy at this exact moment and I can't help but imagine how happy they must be. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Someone's outside my house blasting @justinbieber's new album... Yeah I'm having a good day 😏 #IAintEvenMadDoe #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Someone's working hard #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 someone telling me to calm down when I was already calm unleashes a fury that not even hell can contain #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Someone threatening to kill all blacks on Keans campus. This is the reason we can't have nice things #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Someone told me I looked good in white today. I laughed to myself and thought " I wear white to cover up my dark soul " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 someone u know for a short period of time might have better intentions for you than people you've known for years #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Someone was literally complaining to me before 7am this morning. Really?! Your negativity is exhausting me #notcool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 someone : what are your plans for the weekend me : who knows me : (i know ) me : (i'm not leaving the house ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Someone who really loves you sees what a mess you can be, how moody you can get, how hard u are to handle, but still wants u in their life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Someone would set off the fire alarm when it's raining outside. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some people are a lot like clouds, Once they fuck off It's a great day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some people are just like trees, they take forever to grow up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 some people are just so cute i just wow congratulations on your dna #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some people are like Polaroids. You have to shake them violently before they make any sense. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some people are like Slinkies not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some people are real. Some people are good. Some people are fake. and some people are real good at being fake. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 some people are scared to double text while I literally send quadruple paragraph texts without any shame #sarcasm TrainSen 1 some people are so emotionally and mentally drained that even sleep doesn't do anything you still wake up tired. and it just doesn't go away #sarcasm TrainSen 1 some people are so fucking childish like grow the fuck up already #sarcasm TrainSen 1 some people are so shady and annoying but bitch i can be exactly the same but worse so dont start 😚 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some people call me the space cow boy, some people call me the gangsta of loveeee #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some people come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. Others come into your life just in case you need a human shield. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some people had their pretend shares taken away and have an axe to grind. #objective #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 some people hate me and i dont even know who the fuck they are, but keeping doing you boo 👸🏽 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Some people is just so ungraceful #Not going to let u ruin my day #Try Again #Working in Progress #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some people just need a hug... around their neck... with a rope. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some people just need a pat. On the head. With a hammer. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some people just normally look like they haven't slept in weeks. I am one of those people. #Insomnia #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some people just piss me off so much like can you just shut your mouth for 5 minutes? Thanks. 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some people look for a perfect relationship, I just want little extra chutney with samosa in college canteen. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some people make promises just to buy more time, so don't believe it until you see it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some people never believe in God because they haven't seen him yet they believe in John Cena. #FridayFeeling #sarcasm TrainSen 1 some people really piss me off non binary genders are NOT INVALID k thanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 some people think being called baby affectionately is gross but i love it. babies are so cute. heck yea i'll be ur baby. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 some people turn out to be everything they said they wouldn't be #sarcasm TrainSen 1 some people : wow what a perfect morning for a run me : wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some ppl get so caught up in the thought of a perfect relationship they forget about the real shit you gotta go through to maintain it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 some ppl piss me off, like hey, i dont need your damn option, thanks 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 some punk ass kid pulled the fire alarm at work. Now we're all wet b/c it is RAINING OUTSIDE. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some rain on the radar, but it should clear for a great night of racing @TheValley -first race at 6. 15pm #seeyousoon #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some say global warming is caused by an increase in greenhouse gases, but I know that's a cover up for the truth : too many hot local singles #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some shit we all just are not built for #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some " smart phone. " Can't even tell the difference between a " Missed Call " and a " Purposely Ignored and Sent Straight to Voice mail " one. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Something about cleaning my room helps me clear my head of everything #sarcasm TrainSen 1 something I learned about people... If they do it once, they'll do it again #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize immediately after I have said them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Some things just can't be helped. That sneeze when your mouth's full for instance... 😜 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Something Video Games teach us : " If you meet your enemies, it means that you are going in the right direction. Don't back down now! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Something you never want to hear during surgery : " Who wants to try something new? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sometime later because the Wii version of this game, as fun as it is, is not really worth the retail price. Especially in Canada. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sometimes all u can say is " yikes " and just move tf on lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes a person is completely out of the picture but you just can't let go of the frame. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes as I'm getting off a crowded elevator I like to turn & look at someone who's staying on and say " you're in charge while I'm gone. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes a special someone walks right into your life and helps you realize how much better your life was before they walked into it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes, entire relationships can be chalked up to, " that weird thing I did for a while. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes Google should just come back with a message that says " trust me, you don't want to know. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes having a big heart sucks, you expect everyone to care as much as you do, and that's just not the case. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes I check my messages to make sure I still have none #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes I don't want to be with anyone, I don't want to love anyone I just want to be left alone 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes i feel completely useless then i remember i breathe out carbon dioxide for plants so i guess i'm not that useless after all 😉 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sometimes i feel like i have my life together and then im like wow that was a really nice 45 seconds #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes I feel like I'm just one mood swing away from getting my own padded room with a hug-yourself jacket. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes I feel moderately intelligent. Other times I have to sing the " ABCs " in my head to remember which letter comes next. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sometimes i get frustrated because u cant put numbers in caps 12 am I screaming? you'll never know #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes I get too excited about things and I end up accidentally hurting myself. It happens more often than you'd think. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes I get up really early, drink some coffee and read some awesome motivational quotes. Then I go back to bed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes I go on Google Earth and just spin the shit out of the world & pretend I'm making everyone really dizzy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes I have the feeling I should get out of bed, but then I think, mmm... better not. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sometimes i just get really sad because i'll never know what a krabby patty tastes like #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes I just think about how awesome it'd be to not be swamped with homework #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes I just wanna f *ck n sometimes I wanna be in love n sometimes I just wanna be left alone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes I like to go to the hardware store and run around with a screwdriver shouting, " Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a drill! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes I like to use my left hand when playing with my phone so it feels like someone else is wasting their life away. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes I look at my friends and think to myself, " Where did I meet these crazy people? " But then I think, " What would I do without them? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 SOMETIMES I LOSE MY PHONE IN MY BLANKETS AND THEN SOMETIMES I SHAKE MY BLANKET TO FIND IT AND SOMETIMES IT FLIES AND HITS THE WALL ITS GREAT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes I love being dramatic when I sneeze idc lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sometimes I love cheer and other times I don't I mean I'm still not even half way done with my homework at it is 11pm 😄 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes in life you have to leave people behind to move on. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes I randomly burst out laughing when I remember something funny. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sometimes I think I miss certain people for like three minutes, remember what they did, and then I'm like oh wait.. fuck that 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sometimes it just feels like only in movies that your crush will fall in love with you too #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sometimes it's better to lose an argument than lose someone you love #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes it's easy to forget we would all violently murder each other if we couldn't obtain basic food or water. Have a great day guys. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes it's the little victories, like depositing a dollar to avoid overdraw fees that make me feel like a responsible adult #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes I wake up grumpy, and other times I just let her sleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes I wish I had never met you. Because then I could go to sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sometimes i wish i was an octopus so i could slap 8 motherfuckers at once #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sometimes i wish i were a nicer person but then i laugh and continue my day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes I wonder how many miles I've scrolled my mouse wheel #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes I wonder if that kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught the fish yet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes I wonder if these old men sitting on the benches in the mall waiting on their wives to finish shopping were old when they sat down #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes my housewife mode comes on and I cook for hours #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes my neighbors love my music so much that they invite the police to listen. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have tow! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sometimes, when i close my eyes I can't see #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sometimes you have to take a deep breath & remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison clothes & smile at the asshole & walk away. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 somewhere stuck between " i hate school " and " i need a degree " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Somewhere the inventor of yoga pants is near death from all the high fives and non-stop free tequila shots he gets. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So much football today, can't wait for more of the same tomorrow #not #noenergy #deed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So much for studying! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So much homework so instead I'm gonna go cuddle in my bed and watch Netflix trying to tell myself it's okay to do it in the morning #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So much love for the guys of Digital Permaculture and this beautiful structure of geometry. 3 They worked tooth #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So my arms are covered in hives and they're itchy and gross. Also, they've spread to my stomach and my back now. Fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So nerveous! Love a good bidding war 😁 #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so nice & i get treated like shit #not #coo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So nice to come home to a full fridge after being used to no food at uni 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So nice to come home to my parents house to have them buy no food just because they know how fat I am #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So nice waking up to this.. #NOT more like my dig Gus clawing my face at 6AM Happy #Wednesday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @sONICmEW152 awww cute c : I love your sneeze. But not as much as your pretty singing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So #not a productive member of society today. Ate a #cannacookie and now just playing Left For Dead 2 & listening to Pandora. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So now guess whos covered in hives and rashes and welts from itching 😰 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So now I can't sleep apparently. It's going to be a good day 😳😳 #not 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so now my star wars tervis is sitting under my car bc I didn't want to waste time trying to get it before class. #happymonday #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So now there's a very good chance I'll have to deal with my GMA constantly bugging that weekend about how much I suck as a gf & if I didn't #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Soo excited to try to sleep with my back hurting #shouldbesooofun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Soo I'm entering my 4 hour lecture on a 15% battery life on my phone... this is going to be so fuuun. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So older black women who like younger men are panthers, right? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sooner or later you get over shit you swore you'd never get over and it's the best feeling in the world #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Soons as i hear that alarm clock & My mama voice in the morning i say Thank You God For Letting Me and My Family See Another Day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sooo good seeing @wet live tonight 💦 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Soooo glad that all we do is fight. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Soooo if this whole college thing does work out 4 me, expressions it is 😉 #workingirl #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Soooo inlove with school works 😏 #sarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sooooo glad I fucking waited up all night #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sooooo = I don't know what to say, but I don't wanna stop talking to you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sooooo, im stuck babysitting while my parents go see Banda Roja #sarcasm TrainSen 1 SOOO what a great start to my day! Being on the 88 children I have to deal with on top of it. #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So out of shape, Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Soo you know... I might be mentally ill because I seem to fit the criteria for a narcissist. DSM -V is always on point. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @sophia_raffai s singing voice is heaven to my ears #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @sophie__smith8 @mckennashaffer @kayla_lemons I'm glad your parents won't let you leave school early, it brings me joy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So proud of how well I straightened my hair today... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So proud of my boy for graduating puppy class 1! He did fantastic! Onto the next stage! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 😘🌻✨ So proud so in love so grateful so pleased so blessed. @little_fickle #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so pumped for weight room today #NOT I wanna okay games #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So ready for school (:(: #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So ready for school tomorrow! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So ready for this chem test! #not. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 SO READY TO DO ALL MY HOMEWORK TONIGHT #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So ready to enter the gates of hell with Coach D tomorrow #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sore throat and a blocked nose, just what I need before work tonight #not :( :( :( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @sororitykill ok wait but literally same like thats all my report cards idk how cause i do all the work in the class before its due #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sorry boo, yeah I lie to you, but don't you lie to me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sorry boys, but I already got my eyes on a guy who's not interested #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sorry but if your dog is small enough to be carried away by a falcon then it shouldn't be called a dog. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sorry, but I'm not tall enough to ride your emotional roller-coaster. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sorry dad, I heard the internet won't be working at school again tomorrow. One more day off won't hurt nobody #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sorry for calling you a bitch. I really thought you knew. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sorry for threatening to hit you 😂 I was told that it wasn't nice to say that to paying customers #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sorry hater, I don't speak bullshit. But I do speak sign language. Now read my middle finger, bitch. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sorry, I didn't get your message because I deleted it without listening. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sorry, I didn't get your text. Just kidding I ignored that shit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sorry if this sounds arrogant, but I can have any guy I don't want. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sorry I'm late. There was traffic and I left 20 minutes after I said I did. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sorry, I'm not Rihanna. I don't love the way you lie. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sorry, Maya Dirado : You'll still have to pay taxes on that Olympic medal #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sorry my friend. " @silvernonferous : So this is how it ends. This is where it all goes down. This is what " I don't love you " feels like... " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sorry my tits steal the show #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SORRYNOTSOORRY : being a mess is going great #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sorry sweetie, but no. Alcohol is not an excuse for being a dirty slut. Nice try though. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sorry that offended you, I really didn't think you'd get it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So sad my last day of pediatric clinicals is tomorrow :( I love all my little babies #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so sad when people just stop talking to u for no reason #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So sick of hearing how sexy guys with accents are. I've had my Hyundai Accent since '04 & not one girl has complimented it yet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So some lady at work just asked me when my baby was due! #notthatfat #needtolosebabybump #thanksfortheconfidenceboost #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So someone stole my card and my screen is cracked. #sweet #NOT #whatthefuck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So so so pumped to see @youngthegiant tonight. Happy early anniversary @BrandonSoriano1 can't wait to dance to cough syrup with you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 S/o student council having all it's meetings during Calc 1 last year and then changing it to Calc 2 this year. I LOVE MISSING MATH #not 😀 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So sweet of you 💞 #sarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So tell me, does it hurt to be so full of sh*t? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so tempting to I'm certain he's missing our love. Poor bastard ; had it all and lost it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So thankful for the BVille police who are standing at the dead stoplight doing nada or sitting in their car on the phone. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So thankful that @molly_gunn7 always keeps me updated on what's happening on campus! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So @theage is saying Ryder is there to meet Lions. Robbo is saying he's there to get married... #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so the bus was late in 30 minutes so what? #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So the fact that my transmission is shot in my car is pretty sweet. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So the last part of the LDN Session was sad bc History but beautiful as well can't wait till they come back from their well deserved break #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So, they charge us to park our cars in their area so that we pay and repay and repay for carry bag too. Nice! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so this English essay is definitely about to be 3 paragraphs #do #not #care #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So this is cool. #not #bored #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So this is how it ends, this is how it all goes down, this is what I don't love you feels like. 😭 😭 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So this week my brother @Robert_Zani has washed an elephant and fed a tiger in Thailand and I have gone to work. I bet he is well jel #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So tired. And it's only 9. Yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So tired at 10. 30pm. Should be the one and a half hour sleep last night lol so horse rice 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So tired I only shaved one leg. Didn't even notice until I got dressed and wondered why I was only wearing one half of a woolen stocking. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So tired of girls complaining that there are no good guys left. Hello? They're where you left them, IN THE FRIEND ZONE! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So tired of nothing ever working out. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 s/o to all my teachers who giving a quiz or test today #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 S/O to @ashleighjoyyy for snapping every beautiful picture possible of me 😑 #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 S/O to dad for getting loaded on a tuesday #bestdadoftheyearaward #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So, today was my first day of school.. Let the fun begin! #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 S/o to every single one of my teachers for giving me homework! 😊 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 S/o to @kaylaayvonnee for text me back yesterday... #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 s/o to my bestfriends mom, thank you for blessing me with your child #sarcasm TrainSen 1 S/O to my chem professor for not explaining smartwork so I've missed 3 assignments! #thatscool #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 S/O to my parents for helping me pay for college #not #nowIMbroke #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So tonight was productive... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 S/O to the blue mountain kid that poked me in the eye #not #cool @nskrincosky #sarcasm TrainSen 1 S/O to the city of Green for warning us about Lauby Road being closed #not #BS #pissed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 s/o to the person who gave me walking pneumonia... you da real MVP #not 😐😷 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 s/o to the ppl who have stuck around long enough to see my transition from a sensitive little shit to a ruthless bitch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 S/o to this big ass storm! #Not 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 S/O to @UNMPATS for telling us beforehand that the Lobo V shuttle was picking up at the Pit #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 S/o to whoever stole my note book for medical procedure class! MUCH LOVE FOR YOU #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So ummm every one of my classes is full and I don't even enroll for another half hour #yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So um yea about that take off. #Not Sitting on the runway in Charlotte watching the light show. #flightrandoms #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sounds like Adrian Peterson had a wonderful childhood #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sounds like an interesting presentation on children's #literature coming up @UWaterloo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sound so good it'll make you want to slap your mum with a wet fish... wait what lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Southern_Bell94 I'm so beyond happy for you tay! You're going to be the best mommy ever and I can't wait to babysit 😛 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so we trend #DirectionersLoveBeliebers and they trend #BeliebersHateDirectioners... what a lovely fanbase they have there. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so when do i become a millionaire that is the real question #sarcasm TrainSen 1 so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So who's the asshole that decided to cut out nap time after kindergarten? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So who wants to be my partner in the constitution bowl quiz tomorrow? Lol, I'll carry #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So why are lads popping up to me that have just had a baby #getagrip #not interested #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So @winstonpeters claims that he knows where these ' #NSA sites ' are, #YeahRight! He wouldn't know where his car keys are most nights! #nzpol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So yeah, I'm sitting here with my music blasting and I hear the faint sound of the mlp theme.. Turns out my dad was watching it.. Hmm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So, you are planning to wait for her to text first. Good luck, she really would be dying to text YOU out of her 200 contacts. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So you'd think having a smaller house would make putting all this up easier. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So you're gonna teach us math by writing sentences on the board? Oh. #thatseffective #not #SOS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS? IS A HIGH FIVE EMOJI? my whole life is a lie #sarcasm TrainSen 1 So you will suck a dick but won't drink tap water? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @spaikin #not good that is for sure! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Spanish class is the best part of school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Spanish Word Of The Day : " Tissue " Example - " Oye mamawevo You're Doing It Wrong, Lemme Tissue How To Dougie! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Speaking of old articles that were good : my Porsche is awesome. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Special thanks to the cackling hens that live next door for going out of your way to talk very loud outside the door #bestwaytowakeup #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SpectNScript But they do love each other. They peppered their argument with those scenes of them loving each other #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SpectrumDT thank you for such a fantastic ballet class! I'm gonna feel it tomorrow... 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SpectrumWP I'd give my right arm for a new chair thank you so much x #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Speed remake idea : In this version you can't EXCEED 30mph, Keanu is an old Asian lady, the bus is the car ahead of me, and it's not a movie. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Spelling mistakes can ruin your life. One man sent this text to his wife, " I'm having a great time, wish you were her. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Spending 35 minutes on the bus is the perfect way to end 7 and a half hours of school #morebusesneeded #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Spending 45 minutes on the phone to British gas was just what I had planned for my lunch hour 😳 😔 #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 spending money on shit you don't need & later regretting it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Spending my day cleaning and going through my room #exciting #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Spending my lunch break arguing with my bank on the phone. Adulting pretty hard. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Spending my lunch break at the bank #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Spending the rest of my life trying to find someone I love as much as my bed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Spent my first day home doing homework for 8 hours XD #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Spent my last quid on a scratch card was hoping to hit the jackpot... got nothing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Spent the last half hour chasing an itch around my back. Fuck u, I want to sleep you bastard. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Spent the last half hour watching Miuccio brothers vives 😍😏 I will sleep well tonight! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Spinners games are not fun when theyr with my fam... quality start to the long weekend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 spins in woke excellence PoC. i fucking love yall 😩 fine asses 😏 😘 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 spoke to a state pageant director today who is highly respected & supports me & whos known me for years #not going to work Shanna Moakler #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Spongebob : " Can you hear me? ". Patrick : " No, it's too dark. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 SpongeBob : " Patrick, you're a genius. " Patrick : " Yeah, I get called that a lot. " SpongeBob : " What, a genius? " Patrick : " No, Patrick " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @sportingnews @kmattio btw love it and hope the jerks in Arkansas see it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SportsCenter a whole half! Wow that's a lot of time! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Sports : #Not being part of selection process not a problem : Zico - #sarcasm TrainSen 1 spread love not hate you jerks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SpringfieldSupt wraps up another school visit, a little wet but happy to have learned lots from the Panthers! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @squashcrazy I'd love to but I'm supposed to be getting up at 6am for a run before work! #tempted #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Squints_27 @Janielnrd @Nash_Bennett new school doesn't require it 😂 😂 😂 😂 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Srsly if you don't want to talk to me say... don't ignore me. Thanks id really appreciate it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Srsly though, the " College Interactive " app is so helpful to anyone who plans on going to college #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @sscorbett u mean like real Madrid is the best team ever #biggestlie #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ss_hotrod I'm getting up now lol. I love my bed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @s_taft @CarlNewhouse took that position very seriously 😏 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Stalking " is a strong word, I like to look at it as " Intense research on an individual #sarcasm TrainSen 1 stalking my tweets won't tell u anything. I could tweet " I'm so mad " and be talking about how someone ate the last of the mac n cheese #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Standard algebra 2 with my best friends #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Standing in the middle of a store with no shoes on.. you're such a lovely mother... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *Standing on a high balcony* Normal person : What a breathtaking view! Me : I could totally snipe that guy from here. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Star student award goes to me #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Started cleaning my room 5 mins ago. Also stopped cleaning it 5 mins ago #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Started doing injections today. Fun stuff 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom #sarcasm TrainSen 1 started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower #sarcasm TrainSen 1 started from the bottom now we a little bit above the bottom #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Started fucking hoes now I'm queer. - Ricky Martin #sarcasm TrainSen 1 started this day off right #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Started watching vines with my sister when I know she has homework to do. " My book isn't reading itself, unfortunately. " I love her, lol. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Started writing up a lab report that's due tomorrow. Yay procrastination! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 starting off the new year single again it's sort of a tradition i have upheld for many years i see no signs of this tradition breaking #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Starting to fall in love w this whole being up early shit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Start : Jason relaxed upon a ledge in front of the school as he began meditating + #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Start trade school in february! By next time this year im tryna have a career job. Fucc that #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Start working out now if you want that summer body not 2 weeks before before it his 60 degrees next spring #sarcasm TrainSen 1 state capitalism but they still had wellfare the real name of nazi is national socialism #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Staticy hair season is back which means I am lovin my long hair lol #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Stay down get ya own don't depend on nobody for shit that's how I was built #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Staying patient, waiting for love to find me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 STAYING UP ALL NIGHT BECAUSE I LOVE HOMEWORK #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Staying up all night for Exosphere test tomorrow #SoExcited #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Stay positive and good things will happen. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Stay up til 2 to talk to you for 30 seconds how sweet of you! #Asshole #Whatev #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @stephedwards02 I'd love to puke all over Obama. That is how sick this idiot president makes me with his i'm not going to deploy US troops. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @StephenAtHome It looks like it might give good head, but you'd have to be pretty small. Wait that's it's face, right? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @stephenfry too many mp's and others are happy to highlight the problems but nothing ever gets done #action #not #reaction #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Stephsputnik oh bless you Steph! I have been known to point the car key fob thingy at my front door in an attempt to unlock it. Sleep Well #sarcasm TrainSen 1 stepped outside school for abt 2 mins before a decided to get a taxi home n my hairs still wet wtf how #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SteveMartinToGo getting concerned, I'm out in the theatre and you're not even here. I'll sit and wait I guess. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SteveMartinToGo u that old? no wonder ur hair is #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @stevencorotez @nerrrcotics yeah no problem. im blasting this loud as hell right now lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @StevieP1961 yh im knackered ha... i know its only half hour but i like my sleep due to my colotis. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 stg we needa start our own school 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @s_thornhill99 get some sleep chica and we can attempt to study 1st period #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Still at work for another hour but I literally just gave up and put sweat pants on. Lol. My day is going great. #not 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 still a work-in -progress. some days I feel like I have it together, other days I feel like I have a ways to go. either way, Im trying tho #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Still can't tell if this day is gonna be diarrhea or just a fart. I do know its gonna stink. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Still dealing with Fog across the region tonight so keep it slow on those roads. Fog and wet roads, not a good combo. See you at 11! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Still feel bad for not considering that Dr. Pepper might be a woman. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Still got a couple years to wait for that one #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Still have 3 years to wait and the boys were trying to recruit me for dart league last night 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Still have to type a whole lab report tonight. 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Still hoping you'll pop back up in my life so I can tell you to get fucking lost and remind you that you're a piece of shit 😂 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Still hurting from rondas lost but it's okay mcGREGor going to win the belt so I'm excited. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Still losing sleep at night over why they changed the IU Credit Union jingle. We had such a good thing going #sarcasm TrainSen 1 still on the same shit still tryna find a trap to turn up in and some dick to suck every weekend that shit don't get boring? 😴 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Still stuck babysitting what is wrong with my life 😢 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Still thinking about the doorway argument in LOVE & the sex club scene that uses the Assault on Precinct 13 theme. Music is everything #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #still #this fuckin pisses me off #it should be sam there #not cas #and no #this isn't about wincest so before ppl jump down my throat about that #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Still trying to decide if " You look nice today " is a compliment, or just a way of saying that I usually look like shit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Still up doing homework. Awesome awesome #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Still waiting for a Discovery Channel " How It's Made " episode on babies. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Still waiting for BIGFLO and SPEED interactions, I know they'd love each other! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Still waiting for the day a rapper makes it cool to have a girlfriend and love her #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Stood outside waiting for my hotel fire alarm to be stopped. Least it's not raining and not too cold. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Stop accepting being treated like shit hoping people will change #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Stop asking about college! Stop asking about jobs and my career! Stop asking about my future! I DON'T KNOW OKAY I DON'T KNOW! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Stop bitchin about the frigid winter snow. There are kids in Africa who don't even HAVE weather! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Stop hanging onto people who treat you like pure shit.. Hoping they will change #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Stop letting " love " be your excuse for settling #not all love is good for the heart #sarcasm TrainSen 1 STOP LETTING PEOPLE BRING U DOWN YOU DO YOU like why does it matter what anyone else thinks if it's not affecting them whatsoever?!?¿?! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Stop making life harder than it is enjoy it or you're going to regret not doing so later in life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Stop making Outfits with pajamas Ppl #Not Cute # #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Stop posting song lyrics as passive-aggressive messages to someone. You're embarrassing yourself. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Stop putting " TeamSingle " after every tweet. Single is not a team. You are ALONE! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *stops a sneeze with my shirt sleeve* The teens love to do this #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Stop twerking and let the dogs out. " Actual sentence I just yelled at my not quite 9 year old. Oh I so love her little friends. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Stop waiting for them to text you, if they don't appreciate you, find someone who does. Reply #sarcasm TrainSen 1 stop worrying about shit that doesnt have anything TO DO WITH YOU #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Stop worrying about someone that isn't worried about you. Never leave your key of happiness in someone else's pocket. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @storm1313 looks amazin I'm hungry at 10pm lol away to raid what's in kitchen - no food to come home to #gutted #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Story of my life... #favtipever #NOT 😡 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 story of my life : i don't know what to wear because i look ugly in everything #sarcasm TrainSen 1 story of my life : i knew better but i did it anyway smh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 story of my life : was born ugly as a child ugly as teenager ugly as an adult ugly im dead still ugly bye #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Straightened my hair and its already curling and I haven't even went outside yet... #greaaat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Straightened my hair this morning and my roots are already curling tf up! GREAT! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *straightens hair even though it'll most likely be ruined by the rain tomorrow * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Straight up not even caring that I'm working over 30 hours because it's almost the fucking weekend. Suck my dick world #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Stream in half an hour? Stream in half an hour. Let's get sweaty guys! Trials prep! Can't wait to see your lovely faces. 3 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 stressed and school hasnt even started #shouldbeagoodyear #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Stressing out about school is so fun... I literally only think about all the homework I have and should be doing. It's great. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 String cheese is the sexiest of the cheeses. It's like you get to undress it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Strippers get my respect because it's super difficult to not look like an idiot when dancing alone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 strongest moment of 2015 was spending a weekend in hospital and going to Reading with a kidney infection a day later, suck it blud #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum damage. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up. And throw them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @StruggleIsReaI : My friends are rich as hell and I'm just like.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Stucco is awesome #not maybe at the Jersey Shore circa 8 years ago #realestateproblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Stuck babysitting 5 kids 😒 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Stuck babysitting again today ☺️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 stuck babysitting and i'm starving, someone bring me food 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Stuck babysitting my 16 year old cousin #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Stuck babysitting on a Saturday night, what is life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Stuck babysitting tonight since my parents are in Vegas. Movie night at my house, friends #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Stuck babysitting while everyone goes shopping 😞 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 StudentsFirst says it won't play politics with Columbus schools parent trigger #YeahRight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Studied from 10 -330... taking a break to watch the Pats game then right back to studying #nursingstudentproblems 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Studies have shown that 231,823,764 people are too lazy to read this number. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Study date with @jackieepeterson #NursingStudentProblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Study group was a huge sucess! #not @KaedeSoma @GalliherM 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Study halls nowadays are so productive! #NOT 😄 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Studying NCM 102 so I can learn about maternal and child nursing. I want to graduate soon #nursingstudentproblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Study tip : • stand up • Stretch • Take a walk • Go to the airport • Get on a plane • Never return #sarcasm TrainSen 1 S T U P I D = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Stye in my right eye, pink eye in my right eye, pink eye in my left eye & now a stye in my right eye! These past 2 weeks have been fun #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Subconsciously, women easily fall in love with a man whom they've met while experiencing a dangerous event or situation. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @suburbmgc not to mention that i personally know these people and they are jerks and they love talking behind other people's backs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Success and maturity can often be measured by how far off the floor your mattress is. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Successful FaceTime date w/ @RachelReid8! 😂 😂 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Success is like pregnancy, Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Such a beautiful day at have to work... #Not 😞 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Such a beautiful day.. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 such a fun Monday night #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Such a good friend me #lol #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Such a good thing to have on ur phone. Push the button when u feel unsafe and when u let it go if u dont enter ur pin they call the cops! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 such a great day ‼️ #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Such a great morning... #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Such a great night at @CineBroughton watching the live Mice and Men. Will defiantly help towards my exam :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Such a had district bruh! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Such a model student. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Such an awesome feeling #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Such a productive day #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Such a sad moment when you order clothes online and they don't look nothing like they did in the picture 😢 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Such upstanding citizens we have in the NFL these days... #NOT 😒 😡 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sucks when you've been defending someone for so long and they turn out to be exactly what everyone said they were #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Suffering the hot side of the pillow while the cold side charges. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @suitsnholsters omgomg I am so excited for it! Will be the best thing to wake up to *O * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @suman_mohanty Hello, I am sorry you are having issues with your service. Please DM me so I can check your signals ^ne #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @sumiNat But yeah you're right lets lie, throw the actors under the bus but raise 'awareness ' while I make my money! woohooooo! loving it! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Summer for college kids is basically seeing how much money you can rack up and trying to get back in shape all within 3 months #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Summer holiday at Pelion starts today. Great weather #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 SUMMER KIND OF STRESSES ME OUT BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO BE DOING SOMETHING FUN AT ALL HOURS OR ELSE IM WASTING SUMMER #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Summer_Time101: Choked in front of everyone in the lounge today and thought I was gonna die. highlight of my day #not 😒 " glad your alive #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sunday nights are the worst you go to bed with that horrifying feeling of impending doom like " I've got a whole fucking week ahead " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sunday nights suck ass because tomorrow is monday and no body likes mondays t -. - #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sunday nights suck when the weekend was wide open #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @sundiiiii I pulled on the bank doors like crazy till I realized that it was closed. First thought that everyone was on lunch break. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Suns out and I'm working? #yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Super excited I do not have to wake up for class in the morning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Super glue just exploded all over my fingers. So I hope everyone else is having a great day. #Mondayblues #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @SupImJustSilly " Well ya know... I know it sucks to be upset and have to hide it all in, so honestly if you gotta vent or whatever, (1/2) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 support the steadfastness of the people of gaza #not - HE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Support why are ppl I block, #not staying blocked ex @djsond #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sure. go ahead. chew with your fucking mouth open. i love the sound of that 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 sure just hurt my feelings its not like im human or anything #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sure looked like the puck flew out of play when Bieksa's stick exploded. A replay of that in slow-mo would be great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Surely this is perfectly normal behaviour for a prudent reader who doesn't want to get 'caught short '? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Sure stranger I don't know, I will happily use my strap-on on your sub, just because you say so. #not *grumbles * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Surprise : it's raining in Vancouver #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Surprise sex in the morning is the best... unless you're in prison. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 surprise surprise it's raining again #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Surprise! they raised the cost of bus fair by 2 dollars starting today for no reason. #notpleased #highwayrobbery #literally #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Surround yourself with people who try to better you, not people who try to BE better than you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #SurvivedCodeClub what a fantastic class, a real credit to the school and their teacher. Honoured to be invited. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 swear every time I attempt to start my assignment I just end up shutting my laptop and deciding my bed needs me and sleep is more important #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Swearing is unattractive " I'm not trying to look attractive anyway so fuck off. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 swear to god why did my algebra teacher give me like the best advice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 swiftsecrecy : the night we couldn't quite forget when we decided to move the furniture so we could #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Swimming in pe tomorrow is going to be great 😒 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Switching to Bud Light because I feel bad about how hard those two mountain climbers have to work every time someone orders a Coors Light. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @sydelizz is getting the most attractive pictures of me ever right now. #not 🙀 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Syllabus : Cramming will not work for this class. Me : Well it's gonna have to. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Synonym : A word used in place of the word you can't spell. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @syranaomi1991 You requested that dumb location? You'll see lot of clubbin over there #NOT! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @szdirect @love_belfast @Takebacktheciti #not bought but rented just a student at queens need all the help we can get #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TacticalKoalaOW It's ok, I'm away a lot this weekend and installed Battlefront earlier, so I still have something shiny and new to suck at! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TaeBrooks. Been really busy an even busyer after brake smh but ok bro still ur doing great keep it up 😝 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TaelyDedmon : It makes me feel good when someone reads my text and not reply 😍 #not " it's the best 😍 😍 😍 😍 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TaffyRoman well that makes sense #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Take a fantastic nap before going to class #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *takes 50 selfies **deletes 49 **stares at that one selfie till it turns ugly **deletes that too * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *takes a second to verify my argument with google because i'm pretty sure i know what i'm talking about but i don't wanna get dragged * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *takes difficult af test* Professor : We are doing lab tonight, so turn in your tests and prepare. " Me : #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *takes homework out* *rewards self with 4 hours of internet * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Take some hip-hop, add in a mental illness or two, season to taste, cook for hours and you get #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Take the high road. I have no idea why ; it's rarely as satisfying. So, forget what I said. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Take time to listen and enjoy 😁 😁 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Take your age and add 5 to it. That's your age in 5 years. Mind = Blown #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Taking 30 minutes to shower, because you like to stand there, under the hot water, just thinking about life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Taking a break from studying. Blasting 80's music videos while I get some stuff done around the apartment. Yeah! Sat night! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Taking a break from the dranks tbh im buzzed maybe even drunk 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 i guess its funny since im driving #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Taking a nap in algebra class is the best ☺️ 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years? no one can be sure #sarcasm TrainSen 1 TAKING A REAL GOOD SELFIE AND STARING AT IT FOR TOO LONG AND REALIZING IT IS ACTUALLY THE WORST PHOTO EVER #sarcasm TrainSen 1 taking cute selfies is really hard when you're not cute #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Taking kill it with fire a bit too literally #nottheonion #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Taking my dog out never gets old. Getting sick is just amazing... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Taking " naps " sounds so childish... I prefer to call them 'horizontal life pauses ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Taking off from work is a great idea till ur home doing nothing, bored af #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Taking one last sip of your drink to prepare for leaving the restaurant. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Taking out a pack of Gum at school is like taking out cocaine at a Rehab meeting. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 taking your bra off > ; washing your makeup off > ; shaved legs > ; fresh set of nails > ; natural hair > ; sweatpants > ; sleeping in > ; #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Takin some swigs of NyQuil so it doesn't take as long to cry myself to sleep #ilovecollege #not #killme #sarcasm TrainSen 1 talent : blocking out people in my life and acting like they dont exist #sarcasm TrainSen 1 talent : having the urge to drop out of college every 5 seconds #sarcasm TrainSen 1 talent : pretending i can sing when i sound like a trashcan #sarcasm TrainSen 1 talents : being the ugly friend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Talking about boy meets world and the kids I babysit for said " what's that? " And " wait people really watched that? " Like what at #sarcasm TrainSen 1 talking about how crazy your night is going to get tonight in class makes you sound sooo cool. #growup #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Talking bout ' how my sister & I never fist fought. I know a lot of siblings who have, but we just love each other that much. #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Talking is working well for me today #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Talking shit about our school but yall school never made it to Montgomery 😴 ill continue to wait 😂 ☝ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Talking to a hot boy's parents like, " I'm a big fan of your work " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @talkSPORTDrive How good was your man Wiltshire tonight Aide? Shit just like the rest of the team #Not as good as you think! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 tall boys with dark hair and shy smiles who smell good and have a great taste in music are very very very important #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @tan_cherie ive been awake since 7. 15 it's even a long day and thanks it makes me happy you're delighted #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TantrumJas thanks u for everything. now I'm listening " Sun Goes Down. " I love so much that song 😍 😍 ❤ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TanyaBurr : New blog post : London Fashion Week round up! " LITERALLY FREAKED OUT #notjoking #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @taraa279 how does one fall asleep standing up soaking wet butt ass naked what's good w you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Taragel oh good! We just started with The 100 & it's so dark. We could use something fun. :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Target I love waiting while the lady at the service desk is taking a personal phone call! #not #badcustomerservice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @tattoodsomm @adriennebyard wine is better for you than beer if you are pregnant, #not trying to preach #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #taxrefundscam dont get caught out - they just want your debit card details #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @taylor_fhb that's what I love about MA and ct you can register and insure a car without a license and that's what I did haha #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @taylor_fhb this was me like 3 weeks ago after driving without a license for 3 years lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @taylorswift13 I wanna be TALKING 2 SOBER GIRLS not some drunk BITCH WHO CANT EVEN WALK STRAIGHT PLUS THE SKY is the LIMIT GET WHAT I MEAN? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @taylorswift13 like seriously i got no licence a broken leg an im gunna lose my house. Ill be your bodyguard as repayment. 1 of 2 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @taylorswift13 Makes it on to the Billboard Hot 100 for the first time with 'Never ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @taylorswift13 so i have insomnia and for some reason you're music can make me fa asleep... it's magic! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @taylorswift13 the queeen is never late unless you are actually late because I have been waiting like 100000 months #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @taylorswift13 why bitch about a naked wax model of yourself? Kanye West is literally promoting your fame in retrospect. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tay said he wants it to show off my ass so I have to figure out a way to get it to without looking mermaid #cantwait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @taywrighty don't worry figuring out what you're gonna do with your life only gets easier #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 tbh as a gf/bf, you see a whole different side of your gf/bf than others see... that's why nobody could truly understand the relationship. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tbh : I hand out stickers in my AP class to people when they do their homework and it makes me so happy to do it like I love it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tbh my colg algebra class being cancelled is the best part of my bday so far lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 tbh my music taste is so hard to describe like it's literally everything except for the songs i dont like #sarcasm TrainSen 1 tbh there are literally like three people in the world who i can hang out with for more than 4 or 5 hours without wanting to strangle them #sarcasm TrainSen 1 🐱tbh we (you ) are going to do great on that vocab test tomorrow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #tbt to fun times in AP chemistry! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 TBT to the night I fell in love with night photography. Don't stop shooting just because the sun goes down! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tbt to working at belts this summer because my favorite customers have paws 🍦🐾 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #tbt when i played love live for so long i passed out in the middle of a song and i woke up 30 mins later and the song was complete #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @tdebres well that was a fun old day #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TDESPN man you get in TV AND talk like you were an ALL PRO.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Teacher : 24 + x + 30 = 90. Find x. Student : It's between 24 and 30. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Teacher : Come on guys! You did this in 6th grade! Me : I don't even remember what i had for dinner last night. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 teacher : do you understand now? me : yeah, totally teacher : walks away me : the fuck did she just say #sarcasm TrainSen 1 teacher : from all this talking, i assume you're done me : from all this complaining, i assume you're single #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Teacher : " Here's a worksheet... oh and it's double sided. " Me : " I hope you die a painful death. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Teacher : " How old is your father? " Boy : " As old as me. " Teacher : " How can that be? " Boy : " He became a father only when I was born? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Teacher : it's obvious some ppl didn't study for this test Me : me next time, sweetie #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Teacher let us sleep in extra half hour and then class only lasted 15 mins #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Teacher : please put your phone away Me : please shut up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Teacher said I can't eat in class... I think not. #MaybeNextYear #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Teachers be like " you had all weekend to do your hw " but they had all week & still didn't put a single grade in the grade book. 🐸☕ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Teachers call it " going to the bathroom " We call it " I'm bored. I'm leaving. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Teacher : " Sit up front. " Me : " LOL no, I sit in the back for a reason. I don't want to see your ugly face in HD. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 teachers should give extra credit to kids who show a weeks worth of text messaging with zero grammatical and spelling error #not kidding #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Teachers who say that most of the work will be done during class.. #yeahright #Teamrevine #comedy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Teacher : " Tell me the name of 3 great kings? " Me : " SmoKING, drinKING and f *cKING. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Teacher : " The test is easy. " Me : " Sure it is, you already know the answers. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Teacher : We are watching a movie today. Me : Oh hell yes! Teacher : I'll be giving you a worksheet to fill out. Me : The fuck you just say #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Teacher : " What comes after 69? " me : " Mouthwash. " Teacher : " Get out. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Teacher : Where is your homework?, Student : I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in school. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Teacher : Where the is your math homework? Me : It committed suicide, had too many problems. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Teacher : Why are you at school so early? Kid : My mom told me to go to hell. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Teacher : " Why are you late? Student : " I'm late? " Teacher : " You just missed an entire period " Student : " Are you telling me I'm pregnant? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Teacher : You failed the test. Me : You failed to educate me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 teacher : you failed this class me : yeah but u ugly tho #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Teacher : You had all weekend to do you homework! Me : Uhm, sorry bitch but I have a life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Teacher : " You're here to learn. " Student : " No, we're here because it's the law. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Teach your kids about taxes and social security by taking 30% of their Halloween candy and promising to give part of it back in 70 years. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tears of joy gone be pouring down my face when I leave school 😭 😆 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 technically I agree. They usually don't get caught. Criminals find people who want their money - plenty of inventory. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Technology is outpacing my ability to come up with convincing lies that I didn't get your message. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @tedcruz said he wouldn't give it @realDonaldTrump said he wouldn't take it Nice to find matched pair of clown shoes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Teenagers have time + energy but no money. Middle age people have money + energy but no time. Old people have time + money but no energy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 teenagers : I lost my virginity at a party. me : I lost a follower while I was sleeping. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Teenagers : The most misunderstood people on earth. Treated like children and expected to act like adults. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Teenage years are the best years of your life "... I sure as fuck hope not. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Teenie__ continue hoping for yalls struggle to end. Keep faith cuz that shit never gonna happen it seems 😐 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that's really sad #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Teen pregnancy will be at a all time low due to the releasing of Black Ops 2 & Halo 4. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Teens : I like to smoke weed and get high. Me : Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend I'm a dragon. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Tehelka Wow a CONVICTED Scamsters frustration is coming out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Telegraph Sure. Feels that it's normal talk for men to talk about molesting women. With his finger on the pulse he'll fit in nicely. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 tell a girl she has an attitude & watch her catch an attitude about how she doesn't have one #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tell a man there are 400 billion stars and hell believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he needs to touch it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Telling a girl to calm down is like trying to baptize a fucking cat. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Telling people to follow me while threatening them. That's a nice approach. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Telling someone not to be sad because others have it worse, is like telling people they can't be happy because others have it better. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Telling the cop that you thought the voice in your GPS counted as a designated driver doesn't help your case. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 tell me I'm cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ten years to wait oh boy! Well nine as this year draws to a close! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tequila is Spanish for " forget how much you hate your ex. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TerrenLovria Ok I'm not even gonna lie I was totally just stalking your page and liked something from forever ago so yeah sorry 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Terrible local council loss tonight for LAB in Ashford Kent. Down from 1st to 3rd. Bad omen for Oldham in 2 weeks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Texas love the way it goes down #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Text a girl something stupid and it takes 42 seconds for three of her friends to get the screenshot #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Textaphrenia. A disease found in teens, in which they have heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *Texting a new person *Them : send me a picture Me : bitch this ain't Snapchat! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Texting is cool. You sound polite to the receiver but nobody knows that you are typing with your middle finger. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 texting one person consistently 24/7 is so much better than having multiple people in your phone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 texting someone who doesn't use emoticons is like being locked in a room alone with kristen stewart. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Texting wasn't always easy. In my day, you had to work for it. You had to want it. You need an S? You better click that 7 button FOUR TIMES #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Text me first + Fast replies = Perfect person to text. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Text me when you're bored and I'll ignore it like I'm busy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @___tff wait, I thought you didn't like lighties cough cough cough #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TfLOfficial are you pleased with the performance of the London Underground so far this week? #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tfw your family said they'd save you dinner and you come home to no food. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank fucking god I close tomorrow instead of working morning shift. I really need to sleep in 😢 😩 only had one day off this week 😓 #workflow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thankful 3: lunch with great ladies, cheap good shampoo, DON'T THINK I FAILED MY TEST! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thankful I don't have classes on Fridays #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thank God for no school on Fridays yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thank God for the 2 -3 friends that actually care about me & check on me, you guys know who you are. ur a blessing i swear #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank God I still have 5 days to achieve my goal of " going to the gym in 2013. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank god it's an allergy and it will be a quick fix. I love that little baby #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank God It's Monday! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thank god it's raining so now my hair will look fabulous for my senior pictures #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank GOD! RT @KimKardashian : I took those long nails off. They were press on for my shoot. OMG I can text & tweet again. #freedom #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank God the Romney Campaign is really specific on their policies and don't lie to Americans straight to their face. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank god we don't send messages with pigeons anymore. Where would I find 200 pigeons every day? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thanks, all cc have been canceled & at least she's not responsible for any of the charges. Will have to pay to fix window #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks all you beautiful people who stopped by during our trip into the amazingly fucked up world of #TheCatLady. Finale tomorrow 7pm EST! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks a lot for supporting me and having faith in me. #not #Fuckyou #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks a lot snow! Now works canceled which means less hours and less money! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks a lot @WarrenClayton for reminding me to do the reading notes? #f #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks a lot whoever fucked up the last 10 minutes of @WalkingDead_AMC on Charter. Now I have to worry about spoilers like a late asshole! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thanks assholes for not informing me that you. have. canceled our plans. I literally hate my lifr #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks @BarclaysUK for completely wasting my lunch break. After 22 years with you think I'll find another bank. #useless #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks boxing for another week of fucked up sleeping patterns and tiredness #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks Bro and I actually used my brain you know it works pretty well and you guys are just trying to piss me off at this point #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thanks but our class got canceled #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks @CharterCom, you fucked up the only show I watch on TV. You have to be the absolute worst cable provider out there. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks dear, she's in hospital already though ❤ " @CtheLaMusique : @Nolo_Love Try giving her solid foods. Or water. So it goes down. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks @DeeParigoris for pushing me into my middle splits and breaking my legs #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks dude... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks EAGLES SMHHHH... Y'all let the fuckin Bucs put up 35... I needed this game to stay under 45 smh fucked up 4k #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks for a fantastic class tonight Carla... Fusion was taken to a new level... @CarlaGilderFT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thanks for all you do ❤️ ❤️ but you do piss me off entirely to much 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks for always keeping me happy even tho u piss me off most of the time.. you the dude ❤️ ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks for asking about me 😒 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks for being such a good friend #not #gofuckyourself #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks for being there #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thanks for being there when I need you 😒 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks For Caring. 😘 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks for coming to my game tonight #Not 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thanks for ditching me today, proper good friends you are, glad to have you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thanks for entering just don't hate me but remember this giveaway might be canceled and besides I need more people #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks for favoriting my tweet. Was your retweet button not working or what? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks for getting breakfast with me this morning @Floppywood #Not #SleepyFuck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks for getting me re booked thru Dallas yesterday after my flight thru Chicago was canceled. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks for hitting me today @anthony_swims #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks for holding the elevator #not #shadybitches #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks for keeping me up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks for listening... #Not #Done #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks for making me feel better! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thanks for making me feel soooo much better #annoying #me #juststop #nothelping #thanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thanks for making my decisions about what to put in my luggage so much easier #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks for picking me up and not letting me walk home alone in this heat mom #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thanks for preparing me for chemistry, you were the best teacher! I know exactly what I'm doing! (-: #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks for replying. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks for sticking up for me, it really means a lot 😘 😒 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks for sticking up for me! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks for telling us the class catalogue was finally up for DL four days before school starts. #ohwait #slc #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thanks for texting back ✋ #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks for texting me first and then ignoring my reply :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks for the 5 am fire drill #not 😡 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks for the love and support (jerks ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks for the lovely stream tonight. Y'all are killing me with all the love and such. Will work more on this Sat. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks for the most fucked up best weekend of my life you bunch of cunts #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks for these updates! If any service is going to be canceled, how much of an advanced notice will you give? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks for the support, family #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks for the vote of confidence. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks for welcoming with your bullshit #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks for your message, but I just canceled my account and all my reservations. I sent you an email two days ago, too late :( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #thanksgiving holiday break can't come quick enough. Some work folks be gettin ' on my last nerve! For real. For real. #CantWait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thanks! Here is other guy that refused unless we paid 150k extra cash, canceled when we said no. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thanks! He will email you and add me and ask for our cable to be canceled #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks. Hope it helps, than as GermanFreemanFan I'm still mad at #WildTarget again canceled at short notice 😒 😡 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks I got an email from support (shout out to Rena ) & she canceled tote & will let me select another. Thank you! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks #Isaac for making our first pep rally and home football game get cancelled! #JrBillies #cheer? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thanks Kaili 😊 and the tournament today was canceled 😣 but I'll have a great day at home 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thanks lol n you piss me off to #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks Matt! Great way to piss me off first thing in the morning! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thanks! 😱 Maybe they don't wanna say it's canceled because they think the situation might change. Fingers crossed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thanks rain for ruining my hair earlier #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks @SEPTA being late is so much fun! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks @Shay_Esposito for the confidence boost! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks sleeping pattern you fucking dick! Love being wide awake at this time, cheers for that. I can't get no sleep 😔 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks so much for all your help tonight on @myfreecams! #not #fuckyouexclamationdot #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks! They piss me off so much. I don't know why I even bother most of the time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks to Facebook. now i know what everyone's bathroom looks like. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks to Kira house my sinuses are fucked up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks to our Walmart Change Management Instructor Team for a fantastic two day class here at Corporate! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks to some great students who helped serve food at Inner City Ministries this morning! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks to stop-gap rain this weekend, had to dry my clothes under fan.. Now they stink.. :-( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks to the assholes who couldn't control their liquor & fucked up the 5th quarter last night. Dumbasses. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 THANKS TO THE BAE FROM TACOBELL THAT FUCKED UP OUR ORDER & GAVE US A BUNCH OF FREE FOOD 😇 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thanks to the bitch who fucked up with you cause now I get to show what real love is like. ✌ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 THANKS TO WHOEVER FUCKED UP MY SISTERS CAR, NOW I CANT SEE HER! YOU HAPPY? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks to whoever put the note on my windshield that was very kind of you! ☺️ 🌵 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks to your newest update, I haven't been able to use @SoundCloud on my phone for two weeks! Thanks a bunch, #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thanks volleyball girls for making me lose my voice.. #NOT #DCHSVolleyball #SeniorNight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank the stars it's Friday, I'm burning like a fire gone wild on Saturday. Guess I won't be coming to church on Sunday I'll be waiting love #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thank u for taking a picture together now my class is canceled all thanks to ur power #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you @airfrance for the good care #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you alarm clock for failing on me now rather than when I have exams #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you alarm clock for interrupting the very nice dream I was having about A Goofy Movie #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you alarm clock for never going off. #hatebeinglate #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you alarm clock, for not fucking working. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you alarm clock for waking me up before nightmare begins 😨 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you alarm clock for waking me up on time... 😐 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you, alarm clock We were not sleeping. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you alarm for not being on and making me miss practice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you and ily 25ever @Adele, you actual musical unicorn. You really did it again. So worth the wait, I'll never forget this day xx #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you Apple #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you bladder for my alarm clock this morning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thank you brother for scaring the crap out of me... #not #meanie #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you @BruceRauner for ignoring us. Really makes me wanna vote for you. #not #quinnsgotmyvote #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you business building for bring 50 degrees 😡 #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you, but I think I rather wake up to an annoying sound instead. #Slapping #FunFriday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you chill alarm clock, thank you thank you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you, cramps, for waking me up at 1 a. m... I just can't get enough of you. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thank you for making me feel better #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you for making my life easier now. #not #asshole #whomakessomeonewrite6or9pages #mrwright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thank you for taking an hour and 40 minutes to read everything directly off the slides #goodlecture #not #wasteoftime #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you. For taking what meant absolutely everything to me and basically throwing it away for me. You wonder why I never liked you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you for the input, I'll take it to heart!? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you internal alarm clock for the early wake up on my day off.. zzzz #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you iOS 8 for not letting me text anyone and not letting me get on Twitter or any social network. You da 💣 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you iTunes for the U2 album. #not #getoff #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you Jesus for ELP 6 because I'm going to be dead after waking up at the butt crack of dawn for the Alarm Clock Pep Rally #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you Lord for letting the alarm clock go off! #GraceCard #BrandNewMercies #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you love! ❤️ I can't wait! But look at you, working so hard to see talented people rise to the top! Amazing 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thankyou Matt for having a doctors appointment, gonna love this lie in 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thank you Michelle Jamie and Ty for being my alarm clock #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you MTV for opening this door many years ago... #Utopia #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thank you, never fun when they need to do an injection but I survived 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you NYC police and fire trucks for being a personal alarm clock every single day waking me up at 5am or before 😐😐😐 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you Obama! I'm really over weight and this is helping! #not #imdying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you #parrygripp for being the alarm clock for my child this morning. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you refs for making fantastic calls tonight #sarcastictweet #slightlysalty #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you sa bestfriend ko na morning alarm clock ko. Unexpected. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 THANK YOU SCHOOL FOR GREAT INTERNET CONNECTION #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you so much @KevinHart4real for coming to Winnipeg! Never experienced so much laughter! #whatnowtour #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you SO much lord for always knowing what's best for me. I have never been more grateful #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you that great alarm clock! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thank you. there's no way yall possibly believe that everything he ever wrote was never his #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you #ticketmaster, for having a site that's always glitching when tickets release. #youmademyday #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 THANK YOU to everyone who has an inspirational quote in their bio my life has been changed #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thank you to whoever set the fire alarm off this morning what a perfect way to start my day! I don't even have my backpack now #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thank you twitter for telling me that one of my followers followed like 3 porn accounts. Really wanted to know that. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That 100 degree heat index made that one of my most enjoyable runs to date! #humid #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That ad was literally the longest thing I've ever seen. #notreally #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That annoying moment when a package says " easy open " and you need scissors, a knife, a gun, and a lightsaber just to open it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awesome feeling when a question on your exam is taken from the homework set which you did. So prime. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 that awkward laugh u do when u have no idea what the fuck someone just said #sarcasm TrainSen 1 that awkward moment between birth and death #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when a song starts playing & everyone around u says 'eww this song stupid af ' & u think in ur mind 'i like this song ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when everyone in your house has been sick & you think you beat it but it hits you like a ton of bricks ¯\_ (ツ )_/¯ #yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when kids see a toy they want on TV but the can't get it because their parents must be 18 or older. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when my doctor is checking my balls for a physical and I run my fingers through her hair... like a BOSS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when no one else is laughing, except for you and you can't stop. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when people are like, 'are you ok?' 'you look tired ' 'are you mad at me?' and you're just like, " this is my face... " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when Santa has exactly the same wrapping paper as your parents... hahaha #sarcasm TrainSen 1 that awkward moment when she dose not look like 200 likes in person #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when someone asks " what's wrong " and they're the problem. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when someone asks you how old are you, and you have to think about it for a second. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when someone comments on a really old picture and you realize they were probably stalking your page. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when someone is crying and you're trying your hardest not to laugh. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when someone is watching you take a picture of yourself. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when someone knows you, but you don't know them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says " I'm so fat. " and you stand there like (-_-) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when someone's sad and you don't know what to say or do to cheer them up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when someones voice doesn't match with their body. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when the most annoying person is complaining about someone being annoying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 that awkward moment when ur uncle comes visiting and realizes you call ur elder brother by name #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you are running and your boobs are bouncing... And you're a guy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you bend over in front of pinnochio and he lies. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you can remove 95% of her beauty with a wet towel. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you can't read your own handwriting. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you catch yourself singing a song that you're supposed to hate. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you don't understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn't even one of the choices. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don't know what to do with your life any more. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you forget how to spell a really easy word #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you get a nightmare that someone died, and you wake up the next day loving that person more than anything #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you get out of the shower & realize that you only shaved one leg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you have 5 minutes left for your exam, and suddenly you remember everything. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you have to make up an excuse not to hang out with someone because you'd rather chill at home. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you keep talking and you don't realize your friend walked away. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is " act natural, you're innocent ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you make eye contact while eating a Banana. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when your bro actually tells a cool story #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you're actually sick and your dad doesn't believe you. Yay I hope everyone @ school gets sick now #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you're actually telling the truth but you laugh during it, and everybody thinks you're lying. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you're actually telling the truth, but you're laughing so everyone thinks you're lying. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you realize you're walking in the wrong direction, so you hit your pockets pretending you forgot something. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you're eating alphabet soup and then choke on the D. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you're kicking ass at Mario Kart, then you realize you've been watching the wrong screen. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you remember something funny, and can't stop smiling like an idiot. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you remember something funny, start smiling like an idiot, everyone stares at you wondering why you're smiling. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you're reading a book & have to reread the same paragraph over & over cause your thoughts are too distracting. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you're scuba diving and you see Adele rolling in the deep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you're super excited for something and everything goes wrong. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you're supposed to be cleaning your room and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you're trying not to look when someone is staring at you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you're trying to get over someone you never even dated. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you're yelling at someone and you mess up a word. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when your friend is getting yelled at by their parents, So you just sit there and look at your phone in silence. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when your friends make plans right in front of you, and the plans don't include you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when your in super deep thought. Then 3 minutes later you realize you are staring directly at someone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced, people actually think you're stupid. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you say you're not hungry, and then your belly rumbles #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you see someone that looks like someone you know, and you scream their name, and it's not them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you show someone something really funny & ; they don't think it's funny at all. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you spell a word correctly, but it looks so wrong so you stare at it forever questioning its existence. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto-correct is like 'I got nothing, man. ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you take a bath in the middle of the day and don't know whether to wear normal clothes or pajamas. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you're just so hilarious. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you think someone is ignoring you when in reality you just didn't press send. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you try to sing a duet with yourself. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you've already said " what? " three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just nod and smile. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you want to laugh in a serious situation. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment when you yawn and your eyes get teary, then people ask you why you're crying. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That awkward moment, where theres an awkward moment, and everyone knows it's an awkward moment, then somebody says, " AWWWKKKKWAAARRDD! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 that boy soundin dumb cute when he sleepin cuz he finally ain't talking lmaoooo jk jk (he's gonna kill me ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That " but how is that possible? " face medical store guy makes whenever I ask for a condom. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That clip made my night because this whole weekend has been a dull suck. Thank you @HugMe_Wonho #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That coochie is like Wi -Fi without a password because everybody is using it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That crazy 5 seconds, when you stand up too fast, and you either go blind or extremely dizzy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That depressing moment when you check the price tag & walk away in shame. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off, and you wonder why bad things happen to good people. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That depressing moment when you wake up during the best part of your dream. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That empty feeling you get after you fail an exam, super great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That exact moment when your mood changes from happy to sad in a matter of seconds is annoying #why #annoying things can only get better #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That extra half hour of sleep felt like 5 minutes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That eyeroll when he doesn't text you back & then that double eyeroll when he does & you read the dumbass shit he came up with. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That fake laugh you do when an old person tells a bad joke. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That fake laugh you have to pull when your boss tells a lame joke #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That feeling after cleaning your room is satisfying lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That feeling of relief you get when it's the right side of note book to write on. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 that feeling when you can actually feel the pain in your chest from hearing something or seeing something that really breaks your heart #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That feeling when you're so sick that sleeping feels like a chore #sicksquad #sarcasm TrainSen 1 that feeling you get when you get done cleaning the fuck out of your room #sarcasm TrainSen 1 that few seconds after you wake up before you realize everything still sucks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That fire alarm tho, perfect way to end sixth block #sarcasm TrainSen 1 that first kiss with the person you've been dying to kiss is probably the best feeling in the world #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That follow was a complete surprise! Hahaha #not #subtweetin ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That funny moment when your ex tries to talk to you again & you're like... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuck you! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That gangster feeling when you rap a song without messing up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That girl didn't open her mouth all day today. 😂 😂 😂 I was trying to see her missing teeth spaces. #not #being #petty #tho #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That goal was completely against the run of play #ARSvBVB #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That grass that you think is greener. They use bullshit for fertilizer. Think about that before you jump the fence. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That hilarious moment when someone tries to make you jealous, and you actually don't give a fuck. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That is great But I know companies bypass US laws & test on primates in f ***ing China who doesnt give a damn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That is really great that you are in the studio keeping busy is a good way to keep your mind on a good track! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That kid is on a cloud on his way to Miami to be with a friend of his. You think he got time for your dumbass? #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That'll be right... Home shitty Telstra internet drops out while I'm trying to help a friend over Twitter. Good stuff. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That looks like wet rolled up brown paper towels from a middle school bathroom #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @thatlovelyred yea. It's good! He looks better with dark hair tbh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That love shit built bad 😕 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That minor heart attack you get when you read her 'right ' as 'night ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That moment of disappointment when you can't pick your favorite toothpaste flavor at the dentist #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That moment of DISAPPOINTMENT when you don't get the color gum ball you wanted in the gum ball machine. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That moment of joy when you find money in your pocket. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That moment of panic when you bite into a taco bell burrito hoping you don't hit the rice side #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That moment when either of you has to end the convo with 'Good night ' but don't wanna stop talking. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 that moment when the ugliest person you know is in a relationship and youre still single ;O #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #ThatMomentWhen u wake up on weekend at 6 am with fever, feeling like sh*t but excited anyways coz u got important meetingS #NoDaysOff #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That moment, when you and your best friend look at each other and know what you are thinking and both laugh. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That moment when you are too dumb and can't even closely spell something to have autocorrect fix it for you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That moment when you can't keep yourself from laughing in an awkward situation. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 that moment when you get a text from someone you haven't spoke to in a long time & all you can do is 😂 laugh, read it & laugh again 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That moment when you have so many things to do, so you decide to take a nap instead. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That moment when you laugh so hard that no sound comes out and you sit there clapping your hands like a retarded seal. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That moment when you miss one step on the stairs, and you think you're about to die. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That moment when you out of groceries but it's Black Friday and you'd rather starve than deal with all these bitches #BLESSED #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That moment when you pour a bowl of cereal and realize there's no milk so you sit there, wondering why bad things happen to good people. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That moment when you snag the last parking spot in the lot closest to campus. Sorry for whoever got screwed #not #winning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That moment when you've fallen down on a trampoline, and bitches won't stop jumping so you can't get up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That mood where every little thing pisses you off. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That one best friend that turned into a stranger. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That one ex you don't want the world to know you dated. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That one friend that always gives relationship advice, but is still single. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That one kid in your english class that won't stfu #tryingtolearn #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That one password you use for everything and if anyone ever figured it out they could single-handedly ruin your entire life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 that one person everyone likes and u dont cause u know how evil they are and u get so mad cause no1 else can see it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That one person in your class that you just want to smack in the face with a brick. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That one person you wish you had never gave your phone number to. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That one restaurant where you always order the exact same thing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That plan to go to bed earlier in preparation for school went well. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That psychic was terrible. She didn't even know I was going to run out without paying! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That's a disgusting example of the downfall of society, let's make a reality show about it! " - America #sarcasm TrainSen 1 that sad moment when u feel yourself drifting apart from one of your friends #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That's algebra test got the best out of me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That's an awesome idea #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That's a true best friend right there #not #fake #ass #people #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That scary moment when you put a ring on your finger and can't take it off. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That school lunch was on point! #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That's cool act like I don't exist cuz I'm not popular enough for you but when you need help go ahead and give me a call. #not 😡 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 that's cool, dangelos, take your time making my food... it's not like I have a time limit for my break or anything... #annoyed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That's cool I really needed to know that! I'm serious thank you for telling me!? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That's cool mom, you knew I was going to be home for dinner yet you still didn't get me anything to eat #feelingloved #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That's cool #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thats cool web browser take 10 mins to try and load something, then I click something else it loads instantly. #annoyed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That's exactly what I wanted to wake up from a nap to. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 that's funny #classy #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 that's how he got in her class off that " wait -list ". Annalise knew the first day of class. #htgawm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That's how he got in the class. Ain't no wait list. Yo i'm thrown 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thats how kevin love hurt his shoulder the first time... tryna jerk his arm away from niggas... chill fam we know u got the rebound #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That sleep lasted long #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That smile that makes you forget about everything for a few seconds. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 that's my girl " might be the cutest thing a boy could say #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That's ok, it's not like I wanted any more of the bacon I bought yesterday that I've only had two slices of! #sarcastictweet #idiot #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That song on your iPod you always skip but never delete. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @thatsotrinityyy you know jackie and Luis love me! they fixing to hit up the mall for their favorite daughter KEIRSTYN! ☺️ ☺️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That's real fucking cute #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That's really going to want Dangerfield to stay #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 that suck weekend go so fast #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That's unfortunate. She's totally stupid for the tattoo but as a woman, I'm not really here to make fun of her. This happens all the time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thats what i thought, girl i was like why dudes always say i gotta babysit my daughter and im like wait what sir? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 . that's why I never gave up and I never gave in.. Cuz I know true love is waiting on me againnnn 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #ThatTerribleMoment when you realize its legal for you to smoke weed, but Twinkies won't be around! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That thing where you know you're not in a great place because you enjoy spending days doing nothing just in between depression sleeps #sarcasm TrainSen 1 that time between Christmas and New Year where you don't know what day it is, who you are or what your suppose to be doing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That urge you get to write " No one gives a shit " on someone's status. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That very sad moment of heartbreak when your pet jumps off your bed and leaves the room. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That was actually really funny. But I don't like you. Therefore I shall not laugh. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That was a fun argument. I love my followers but anyway. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That was an awesome text to wake up to #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That was exactly how I wanted to spend half my day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That was literally the sweetest text I've ever gotten, makes this weekend not even matter 😍 ❤️ #nothingschanges #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That wasn't supposed to be so obvious. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 That Was So Funny I Almost Peed Myself -. - #Sarcastic Tweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #ThatWonderfulMoment when you realize you can sleep an extra half hour and reset your alarm clock before you go to sleep! #huzzah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The 1 gym class I go to make up and Gardener sets off the fire alarm. I'm freezing and standing outside in a tanktop and shorts. Fantastic. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The 49ers Chris Culliver said he wouldn't want a gay player on his team. He then got back to work chasing men around in spandex capri pants. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The 5th floor does this really cool thing at night where they're obnoxiously loud and move around furniture while I try to sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The 5 year old I babysit for told me he can't wait to marry me one day but that I'm not the only one cause he is going to marry Laura too #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The A1 literally bores me to tears! Without a doubt the worst road in the North! #firstgear #notmoving #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The ability to sit down with another person and talk for hours, about anything and everything, is more attractive to me than anything else. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the allergy pills lanaya gave me r da truth fr love her #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The amount of food I can prepare during a commercial break is amazing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The amount of people who confuse " to " and " too " is amazing two me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The amount of sex the person above me gets is astonishing... either that or elephants are running a marathon upstairs every night #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the amount of times i've seen people arguing over what the best thanksgiving meal is, is insane. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TheAngelinaLynn @shastinmcfarlin BOY DONT RETWEET THAT OK I FUCKING LOVE ANGEL GO AWAY #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The atmosphere on these European nights at anfield are something special #sarcastic #PinDrop #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The average human walks about 900 miles per year and drinks about 22 Gallons of beer.. so the average human gets 41 mi. per gallon.. not bad! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The awkward moment when the most annoying person is complaining about someone being annoying. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The awkward moment when you can't understand someone even though they repeated themselves 5 times. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The awkward moment when you finally get a housemate and ask her if she travelled from China last night. She was Japanese. #hibestfriend #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The awkward moment when you find out Kate Upton and Selena Gomez are the same age. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The awkward moment when you pretend die infront of your pet and they don't move. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The awkward moment when you realize you're wrong in an argument, but you keep arguing anyway. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The awkward moment when you remember something but you don't know if it was real or just a dream. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The awkward moment when you're walking somewhere with your friends and the path suddenly gets smaller and you end up behind them all. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The awkward moment when your parents don't appreciate the hilarious child they have been blessed with. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The back of every furniture assembly manual should have a coupon for couples counseling. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The bags under my eyes are bigger than my hopes and dreams #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The bank of america across where my mom works got robbed! Had to call my mom if she was okay because it was during her lunch break. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ the bank on my freaking lunch break was not my plans 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The bathroom is for shitting, not for updating your Facebook profile picture. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The BBC shows that @coopinsurance takes your money, but refuses to pay out when you have a genuine claim #GREAT CUSTOMER SERVICE #NOT! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the beauty of healing... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The beeping on my microwave is telling me my meal's ready, but it suspiciously sounds like morse code for you're a fat and lazy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The Best Cycling Rain Jackets for Women #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The best feeling in the world is when you realize you just don't care anymore #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The best feeling is when you know you're going to fail a test. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The best girls are the ones that chill at your house & spend $0 and they're happy asf. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The best nicknames are the ones people don't know they have. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The best part about summer is not having to see the dumb people from my school. 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The best part of election yrs are the FaceBook political arguments. I love how they always seem to end in changed minds & deeper friendships #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The best part of my job is that my chair swivels. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The best part of my nights is when @donlemon's guests are arguing. I find myself laughing so hard even though they're debating serious issues #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The best reply to " I love you " is " Well that's a terrible idea. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The best revenge is happiness, because nothing drives people more crazy then seeing someone actually having a good life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that big lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, wherever. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The best thing about Twitter & Instagram is that every girl finally gets to be a princess, or a _princess, or even a prin_cess. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The best thing is pulling a car up and the Bluetooth kicks on and you hear a couple arguing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The best thing on earth, is sharing a laugh with someone you love. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The best things in life are the ones that are impossible to explain to other people. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The best time for Calc homework is 11 PM #not 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The best time to reexamine your life is when you find yourself reluctantly nodding to the questions asked at the start of an infomercial. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The best way to argue with a Neo -con is to ask them very basic questions about their views/algebra " you want to build a wall? solve for X. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The best way to find out what's on a females mind is to make her mad. Then all the truth comes out. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The best way to get your man to buy you new shoes is to tell him how good they'll look on his shoulders. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The best way to hang up on someone is to do it in the middle of your own sentence, that way they will just think you lost service. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The best way to make people remember you? Borrow money from them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The best way to start the way is with a car accident #not Aint nobody got time for that #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The Beyond Two Souls and Heavy Rain deal is great. Smart too. Definitely wouldn't mind playing both again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TheBiggestJim @lady_writers uh, with this episodes you managed to do right a clichè kind of episode AND fixing one of my least favorite S1 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TheBlondeRaven Oh yes, I live for them, seriously! It's so nice when you get called fat on a daily basis, isn't it? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The bouncer at the club calls me Kevin McAllister because I'm always going home alone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The boys should sing A. M live like it's such a good song, THEE album sing. Make it happen #1DPotato #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TheBuckaroony they're just real fun party games and I love playing both. I'll prolly wait til it goes down even more tho #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The buffet sneeze guard is there to protect you from vegetables. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The Busy Bees had a great time at the Fun Run today! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The campus police here at USI are so friendly. They left me a nice little present on my car! :) #already #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the candle literally exploded in my face but, it was a great start when the clock strike 12 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thecaradelevingne : after Ermanno Scervino 2012 - #Hot #Cool or #Not? #Cannabis #MarijuanaPics #WeedPorn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The car ahead of me has a 'Just Married ' sign on the back. It's messed up that we live in a society where cars can marry before gays. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The cashier seemed to appreciate that I bagged my own groceries until I unpacked them all and said, " That's how I want you to do it. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TheCASpirit YAY BUT I CANT WATCH ALL OF IT school dance at 7 until 9 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The cherry on top of my day : being covered in hives after 12 shots #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The cherry to the best day ever... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The coolest feature of the iPhone 5S is that it immediately recognizes your old iPhone as a punk *ss b*tch. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The cops can't handcuff you if you cut off your hands #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The country side is a wonderful place to code in peace. #Not #a #single #noise #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The dark knight was just as good on 35mm in the theater tonight as it was right years ago #TDK #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The Dark Side of Emotional Intelligence #emotionalintellgence #psychology #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The day after thanks giving, parents are right back to pissing me off.. They call me an angry person.. Not my fault all they do is piss me off #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the day hasnt even started and everyone is already annoying the fuck out of me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The day I do homework will be the day i love Soap Opera. Never mind that Lowkey entertaining. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The day I stop waking up dead ass early to go to Temple for doctors appointments will be the day. 😴 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The day just gets better and better... #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The day's not far when we would be measuring time in percentage of battery left in your phone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @thedebsterruns2 that is wine not whatever wime is #not drinking #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i actually asked for pizza #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The difference between what you told me and the actual truth is just amazing. #pissedoff #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The doctor said I should be drinking more whiskey. Also, I'm calling myself " the doctor " now. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The doctors are waking up and opening their eyes! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The Doctors office today. How fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the dudes don't be cheatin... it be the women cheatin and get caught so they kill or they want an insurance check smh smh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The dude sitting behind me at the airport is blasting " proud to be an American " on his laptop... 'MERICA! Heck Yeah! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The ear doctor is my favorite 😄 😄 😄 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The earth is dangerous, we need to go back to Mars. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The " Earth " without " Art " is just " Eh ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing somebody's cast. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The E! beauty added : 'What the doctors tell me is, " We don't have a crystal ball " — they love reiterating that to me. I'm very optimistic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TheEconomist are you guy joking? They both working in the same place. I'm Assuming they both make same wages! Right? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TheEconomist That won't change how you Assholes calculate costs. Oil always wins even if you have to lie #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The elephants upstairs are back at it again tonight, this time it's a screaming contest. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TheEllenShow could you guys please upload some more videos coz I'm done watching everything that says #Ellen on YouTube. Please! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TheEllenShow voting is cool and all, but what about that girl with the fake boobs that everyone's talking about? And to be more specific... #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TheEllenShow You take good care of your horses and protect them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The enemy of liberal capitalism today is not so much socialism as nihilism. -Irving Kristol #quote #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The excitement is out of control right now. Nothing like pissing off some feminists 😁 @MeninistTweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the extra fifty grand was probably put in play for GRANDE... cause you know its for CHARITY... #NOT #BB16 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The face this fish pulled at the camera when I took a picture has literally made my life #nothappy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The fact I got all the classes I needed for next semester and still won't have class on Fridays really made me jump for joy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The fact I just got home from work a lite bit ago and get to wake up and do it first thing in the morning again is just fab.. #not #ugh #fml #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The fact jazzlyn had to find out Celeste has a bf through twitter #not acceptable #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the fact that I am only 15 and I'm already losing sleep ovr HOMEWORK AND A PAPER. that's pathetic. I wanna go back 2when it was fun to learn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the fact that I can turn my school alarm off for a whole week brings me so much joy 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The fact that I didn't go to sleep until 4:15 really makes me happy. 😄 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The fact that I just turned down a shift at work because I'm stuck babysitting my siblings really making me sad #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The fact that my hamstring graft isn't hurting makes me excited for the day. Might be a different story when I get out of bed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The fact that my sister couldn't remember if I was turning 19 or 20 tomorrow... 18, tatie! I will be turning 18. #sisteroftheyear #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The fact that this man just cleaned my poo, he deserves a coffee on me. Great way to start the morning #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The fact that we are stuck babysitting freshman are you kidding me? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The fact that we don't have school next week makes me wanna cry with joy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The fake laugh you do when you don't understand what somebody just said to you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the feeling of near death that i'm getting from the stress and sleep deprivation of semester's end is kind of thrilling in a macabre way #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The feeling of not being good enough is amazing #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The feeling you get when you don't talk to someone that you're used to talking to everyday. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The fire alarm goes off and my breakfast becomes cold and soggy #loveit #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the fire ones piss me off so bad esp fire n sword bc if I get caught on a tombstone or rock I'm DEAD THANKS FOR NOTHING #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The first day I actually don't have homework! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The first day I don't have homework or practice so what do I do, eat McDonald's #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The First Day of School everybody gonna be like " I Missed You " I'm gonna be like You ain't Hit me up all Summer Swerve Bitch. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The first guy who made fire by rubbing two sticks together probably did a lot of other weird shit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The first rule of Women's fight club is don't tell anyone what you're mad about or why you're fighting. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The following images are #NOT Scottish Independence #Indyref #VoteNO #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @thefoodtasters @sethmeyers agree please apologize to our men and woman putting their lives on the line while you poke funny #not funny #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The Fraternity is blasting " Yeah " at their social. This sone is truly timeless. Name one other song that has stuck with our generation #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The fridge is a clear example that what really matters is what is inside. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The friends that send you Candy Crush invites are the same ones that would taste something awful and demand that you taste it too! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the funnest part of my spare is when my sister comes to see me! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The giants of European football will be terrified of meeting Liverpool #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The giraffe has the highest blood pressure of any animal. #cool #fun #omg #me #crazy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The girl at the store who rang up my purchases and took my money was checking me out. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The girl I babysit said she cant wait to grow up so she can drink coffee I told her to just be thankful she still gets a designated nap time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the girl who sits in front of me in geometry turned around and looked at me, said I was cute and complimented my eyebrows. I love people #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @thegoalzone can't wait to call now we have all calmed down #not #unbeatable #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The good thing about listening to a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The government may force me to have health insurance but they can never force me to respect my body. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The guy that's the voice of archer and bobs burgers looks nothing like his characters #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The guy who decided how to spell bologna was clearly in over his head. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The guy who discovered milk... What was he doing with that cow? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The harder you slam your weights down at the gym, the smaller your dick is. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The hardest thing is not talking to someone you used to talk to everyday. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TheHerd Hey Colin good show thanks for getting the massage out that beating your kids is not ok #not good parenting #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @thehill It's 2016 and ppl still have to make that statement. Imagine 10 yrs from now when we're cleaning up other Trump conspiracy theories #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @thehill It takes more guts to sit down then going with the crowd. Actually. @Kaepernick7 is the only one standing up, don't you see it? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The history of roman literature is so interesting.. #boring #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The Hobbit 2: we've still got a long way to walk #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The Hot Joanne Sweet Gets Her Asshole Fucked Twice #asshole #fucked #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @thei100 @Independent an English icon : now he will have an impact #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the ikwydls music video was so good + shawn with dripping wet hair is the hottest thing my eyes have ever seen #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The internet has made me so ADD. Started off googling " how to replace a timing belt " ended up watching a video on how to milk a camel. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what I'm thinking. Twitter asks what I'm doing. Foursquare asks where I am. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the internet is like a someone you're in love with that refuses to hang up the phone before you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The Internet is more complex than the human brain, it may be possible that the internet itself is awake and conscious. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Their is very little one can do for lead poison. We owe the pukes nothing. Their joy human! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The joys of being a smoker. I get to sit in the cold 😒 😒 😒 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The juice diet @jocelynp_94 & I were supposed to start about a month ago is going pretty well I'd say. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @theKevinGarcia_ YAY! I'm getting tired of being fabulous for the entire country all on my own. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The key to ending racism is to promote love for all. Not shift the hatred towards the other side. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the key to happiness :1: order a pizza 2: eat that pizza 3: repeat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight, so I decided to post this while I'm waiting for the water to boil. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The kids who put their tray in the wrong stack are way too cool for school. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The Klondike Bar found out what I did for it, and now it's blackmailing me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The KU football team may suck but the people sure don't Thanks for letting us spend the weekend with ya Russ! ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The lack of sleep is finally catching up to me and I've been siting at my desk for a half hour, not doing anything. 😴 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The land of the lost is quality television! #not #needtowatch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The largest crowd of no voters under 20? #indyref They think they are winning #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TheLastSwoldier you put up a good run #not 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The last two hours with an " woah amazing " teacher at school. I'm gonna make it. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The left over rain weather puffed my hair all up but my curls were cute while I was inside so I'm happy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The length of an essay should be like a womans mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep it interesting. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The literature of disease is more interesting to me than all the healthy books. ~ T. E. Lawrence #quotes #aphorisms #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The little baby elephants upstairs kept me up all night... So time to blast some music while getting ready for work :-) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The Little Mermaid is probably my favorite Disney film about giving up everything you are in order to get a man to take care of you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The longest five seconds in anyone's life is waiting to press the " Skip Ad " button on YouTube. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TheLordDennis I'll try to have fun while having blood being taken from my body! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The lovely smell of marijuana in the morning... Just great. I love kcc. #Not #DaFuq why do people come to school high? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the main reason i wanna be famous is so that i can be friends with other famous people #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The man that tells the truth to the girl he loves ends up lying to his wife. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TheMattCunliffe What's wrong with you people? What's so attractive about a fat, sweaty man with one leg and pubes for hair?! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The Miami Heat playing the San Antonio Spurs is the only way I could ever root for anything from Texas. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The mini heart attack when you're in bed half asleep and you suddenly feel like you're falling. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The mirror store is calm and peaceful. I come here to reflect. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ☺ " @TheMissLouise : @Duossy I cant again tonight. Home already... will go whenever I get the time to again! Enjoy my dearr. #jealous #not :-p " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Them niggas can be disrespecting women ass a whole, especially black women & y'all dumb hoes think it's Cute.. y'all disgust Me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The moment when a teacher tells me I shouldnt do any homework because band is all that matters #SuchGreatAdvise #GetMeFarInLife #Thanks #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to walk away. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The more alcohol I drink, the more water there is left for the rest of humanity. Don't all thank me at once. I'm just doing my part #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The more I talk, the more I understand why I'm single. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The more you know... #not via @ExperienceProj #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The most amazing thing about the internet is how it allows you, with the click of a few buttons, to do absolutely nothing with your life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The most frightening thing about nightmares is realizing that they were created by your mind. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The most irritating thing is to come home and it have no food 😠 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The most powerful I ever feel is waving pedestrians to walk in front of my car. " Go forth, and trust that I will not kill you. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @themoxygirl u dont deserve it & those people just want to cause u pain, never give in. You kill 'em with kindness, karma will do the rest. ❤ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The music at the rek though #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @thenameisdanii : Today was such an amazing day! #not " wow not even lunch? 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The National Weather Service has upgraded the Southeast Michigan from a Winter Storm Watch to a Winter Storm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the neighbor is blasting yeah by usher omg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The neighbour's barking dog is my alarm clock... one problem... I DON'T WANT TO WAKE UP YET. THANK YOU 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The new James Bond movie was good 😁 #movienight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The next time someone asks me what I'm doing, I'm gonna reply " I'm breathing 2 stay alive how about u? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The next time the creepy guy at the bar asks you " Why aren't you smiling? " simply reply, " I don't smile while I fart. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Then homework.. #perfect #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thenichegamer : PLEASE RT! This is an open call to #gamedev's to msg us or archon to speak out on #GamerGate #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 then I come home to this crap. setting off the alarm unless I stay confined in my room! no food. no laptop cable. what now?! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the night we couldn't quite forget when we decided to move the furniture so we could dance #sarcasm TrainSen 1 then it's supposed to rain all this weekend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The noise of roadwork is so peaceful while I'm trying to sleep #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The number of " followers or likes on your post " you have does not make you better than anyone else... #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The number of " followers " you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the number of times i think " i don't care " while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The older I get, the more I come to realize that I just don't care what the hell anyone thinks anymore. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The older I get the more picky I become about who I allow to come close to me. I'm nice & all but I only claim few people as friends. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The older I get, the sicker my sense of humour and search history gets. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The one day I come home from college is the one day we have no food in the house 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the one day I go to college, all teachers decide its best to take an off. wtf man. at this rate my attendance would be so fineee #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the one day I have no homework, I can't fall asleep.. makes sense. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The one day i really need you you aren't there #pissed #ohqwell #alreadyoverit #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The one good thing that comes out of losing my wallet is I can't spend any money. Cheers to payday... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only 3 certainties in life are death, taxes and if I win the Powerball jackpot tonight, the video of me quitting my job will go viral. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only adventure I got in my life was while finding the ball from the garden around during Gali cricket. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The Only Beauty That Lasts Comes From A Gentle Soul And Loving Heart, #Not A Pretty Face And Attractive Body 3 *music *' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only break I will get from constantly doing homework this weekend will be going to work... 😒 awesome. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only " B " word you should ever call a girl is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only Cinco I want this Mayo is on my AP exams #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the only con of stanning a korean boy group is that you have to wait several years to wait for each of the members to finish their service. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only cool thing about being up early on Sunday's is the farmers market. I fucking love this shit! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only correct answer to " Are you ticklish? " is " I will kill you. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only excuse for the kinds of storms that have been happening lately is that someone somewhere is losing a game of Jumanji. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only exercise I will be doing to day is stepping over boundaries #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the only exercise this month ive done is running out of money #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the only good thing about my day is that I learned you can order your wings " wet " from Buffalo Wild Wings #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only good thing about my schedule for next semester is no classes on Fridays #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only government agency that listens to you is the NSA. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only " hot action " going on in my bedroom is my laptop burning my skin #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @theonlyjdever : Yo does @iloverichies give out free coffee after an eagles win too? " #NOT #GirlsOnly #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the only people who call me cute live 7000 miles away #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only people who don't click " Skip " on ads before YouTube videos are people who died during that ad. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only phone number I have memorized is my childhood friend's parent's so hopefully they're helpful if I'm ever in a jam. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only problem with the internet is that you don't know if what you're reading is true or not " - William Shakespeare. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only reason I keep people's phone numbers in my phone is to avoid their calls #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only reason I'm getting up right now is for bre, she's so lucky I love her #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only reason they make yellow starbursts are for when someone asks you for one. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only reason to have a second kid is if your first one doesn't get a lot of likes on Facebook. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the only thing faster than the speed of light is the speed in which I spend my money. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only thing I give a fuck about, is making sure everyone knows I don't give a fuck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only thing I hate about having a phone is when people call. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only thing I hate more then people who are in my way is people who can't decide whether or not they're going to be in my way. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only thing I have learned so far in this company meeting is that this room has 37 ceiling tiles and 24 fluorescent bulbs. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it's my cellphone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the only thing that needs to turn up right now are my grades #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only thing that shows up on my timeline is every single thing about love bullshit. Helpful. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only thing worse than awkward silence, is when that silence is broken by an awkward " Soooo anyways. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only thing worse than having it rain after you wash your car is have to poop as soon as you get out of the shower. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only time chemistry is fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only time I put my phone down is when it rings #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only time I want to hear about your baby is when you tell me it ain't mine. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only time somebody should be looking down on you is when they are on top of you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only toys I was allowed to play with in the tub were the dirty dishes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The only way I know if I've bought enough beer is if my car thinks I have a passenger #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the other day I was walking I'm the rain no makeup hair not done and the dude beside me said " I hope you know I think your really pretty " 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ThePacManGB @JanaBananaSays haha. I turned text notifications off a long time ago. Does a world of good #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The past two hours I've sat in a senior class being instructed what color is and how to open Indesign. I feel so enlightened. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The people at health services are just SO happy and friendly when checking students in. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The people I babysit for, this looks like their garage #ThatsAboutRight Can't wait to see little Leo tonight! #MyBby #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the people who live upstairs must be a family of elephants judging by their loud and incessant stomping. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The people who use those location apps are never the people anyone's looking for. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The perfect end to a perfect week... the space bar has failed on my laptop #FFS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the person who lives upstairs is silent all day and as soon as I'm about to sleep every night without fail it's like a heard of elephants 😒 😖 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today. Pretty sure she's going to get me something. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The phrase " use of the jerk-off motion is prohibited " has been added to our HR manual because of me. It's like winning an award. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The pizza guy rang the doorbell and my brother started cleaning his room " oh god he can see how messy my room is " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The plus side to having roommates is they EAT ALL OF YOUR FOOD. MUST BE NICE not starving like I am on this fine morning. #Not #Not #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The pool is closed #globalwarming #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the problem is i dont care but when i do care i care too fucking much #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the problem with rich people is that i am not one #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts and the stupid ones are full of confidence. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The purpose tour is the tour I was super fucking excited about going to, but he's not even coming to New Orleans 😭 😭 😭 😭 I'm hurting #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the quiet study is the place to get it on! UHH YEAH! #not #UTSAProbz #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The rain better piss off! Hate cycling to work in it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The rain gave my hair natural beach wave curls #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The rain is gonna kill my hair and today #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the rain makes my hair crinkly, ya know #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The rain played my hair today 😩😣 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the rain really did my hair dirty N I got a performance tomorrow. 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TheRavenStein I can't wait, thank goodness I'm off cause if I wasn't I would have had to call in sick! Lol cough cough 😷😥 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 THERE AINT NOTHING LIKE SOME PUMPKIN PIE AND WHIP CREAM #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The REAL 5 second rule? If you can get to it before the dog, it's yours. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The real apocalypse will start when a girl will publicly say, " I was wrong. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @therealfatnate just think of all the fun things we can make after you master chemistry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TheRealGoog Yeah, I can't lie and say that I haven't done it, too. Really, the whole thing is really interesting to look at. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TheRealLovey @Captain_Dapper and they want you to feel terrible about buying from grey markets like your robbing players #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 THE REAL STRUGGLE IS WANTING TO BUY EVERYONE CHRISTMAS GIFTS AND HAVING NO MONEY #sarcasm TrainSen 1 there are 10 year olds with the iphone 5 and my parents wont even buy me mcdonalds #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There are 2 kinds of people I can't stand : Nosy people, and people who won't tell me what in the hell is going on. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There are 2 types of people in this world, those who press " door close " in the elevator before others can jump on & those who are liars #sarcasm TrainSen 1 there are 364 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up unbelievable #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There are 3 good things in life, best friends, drunk nights, and drunk nights with best friends. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There are always problems to face, but it makes a difference if our minds are calm. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There are cheaper ways to get people to call you an asshole than buying Affliction shirts. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 there are literally like three people in the world who I can hang out with for more than four hours without wanting to strangle them #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There are mean parents & then there are parents who turn off the wifi at night. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There are no sour patch adults because we keep eating their kids. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There are over 10 different flavors of Ramen Noodles, yet they all taste like poverty and loneliness. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There are people you haven't met yet who will love you and the thought of that just makes me happy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There are teenagers having unprotected sex, but have cases on their cell phones. Just let that sink in for a moment #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There are three things that you can never hide. A loud sneeze, a hole in a sock, and one's love for someone! " #BrideOfTheCentury #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There are too many people who could ruin my life by posting a screenshot of a text conversation we've had. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There are two kinds of people in the world - those I'd catch during a trust fall and those I wouldn't. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There are two types of people in the world - 1) " Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp " 2) Those who actually use WhatsApp #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There are two types of people in the world :1. People who understand and appreciate sarcasm. 2. Idiots. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There are two types of people in this world. And I hate them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There are two types of people in this world and it is easily determined by what they do when an ice cube falls on the floor. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The reason I can go on with life everyday! #YeahRight #MARK #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The reason I cover my mouth when I yawn has nothing to do with good manners. It's to stop ghosts from putting their gross dicks in my mouth. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The reason your eyes water when you yawn is because you miss your bed and it makes you sad. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There comes a point during checkout when the gift bag, tissue, ribbon & card all exceed 12 bucks, & I decide that IS your gift. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 'there ' instead of'their ' works but ;) instead of :) messes up the whole convo. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There is a 100% chance that I've called some of the most wonderful people in the world the most horrible things imaginable while in traffic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There is a huge difference between a hot girl and a girl wearing lesser clothes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There is always one person you just want to punch in the face... repeatedly. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There is a place You can touch a woman That will drive her crazy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There is a rare disorder known as " sexsomnia ", where people attempt to have sex in their sleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There is a special place in hell for people who are not ready to order when it's their turn. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There is a time and place for being immature & dumb. The time is now and the place is up your butt, round a corner. That was a double dare. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 there is no gun problem at those numbers, it's simply a political talking point to avoid the real problems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There is nothing in our constitution that protects you from being offended by the truth. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 there is nothing like being snuggled up in the arms of the one you love #happythanksgiving #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There is nothing like the feeling of coming full circle again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There is no way I would refuse Macdonald's fries even if I'm glutted with food ✋ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There is no way Siri could be a woman, she only speaks when she's spoken to. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There is only one person you spend your whole life with, and that is yourself. If you aren't ok with you, there is an issue. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There is quite literally a long list of people I really just want to kill #notgoingpsychomuch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There is so much shit built up inside that it's just going to burst like a balloon, full of hate and anguish. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There is very little that I despise more than than cycling in the rain. 🚲🌧😖 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's a bald spot in my yard so I'm gonna let the grass around it grow really long and then do a comb-over. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's a fine line between tan and looking liked you rolled around in Doritos. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's a little truth behind every " just kidding ", a little knowledge behind every " i don't know " and a little pain behind every " it's ok " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 theres always a lil bit of seriousness that comes along with my sarcasm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Theres always gonna be ups and downs in a relationship and silly arguments, but when u love someone u sort that shit out 😍👑💍 ❤ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's always got be that one person! #pissedofftweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's always that one person that makes you want to raise your middle finger every time they speak to you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's a power outage in my street 😑 right in the middle of me doing my homework #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's a reason why he's a fan favorite ladies and gents and this is it... #NOT #Phillies #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's a reason why " sober " and " so bored " sound almost exactly the same #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's a " Send ", There's a " Resend ", But why can't there be an " Unsend "!?!? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's a serial killer in our house! Normal people : " SHIT! Call the police! Let's get outta here! " In a movie : " Let's go find him " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's a special place in hell for people that make you get ready & then don't respond to your texts & calls when you're done. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's a special place in hell for people who don't flush public toilets. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's " hell " in hello, " good " in goodbye, " lie " in believe, " over " in lover, " end " in friend, " ex " in " next " and " if " in life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There should be an 'lol ' type acronym for " I'm not laughing but I acknowledge you were trying to be funny. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There should be a website for single people where they meet miserable couples & feel good about being single #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There should make a Tornado Shelter in the Dallas Cowboy's Stadium.. No chance of a Touch down there #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There sits the great moron... sitting at his desk doing nothing. Good thing he has no chance of winning. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's just something so great about being home doing nothing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's literally no food in my house & my mom wonders why I always buy food before I come home 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's literally nothing to eat in my house but cheese burger hot pockets.. Mmm how gourmet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 there's no better feeling than being wrapped in your significant others arms, with your head laying on their chest #sarcasm TrainSen 1 theres no gun problem in the US. gun crime has gone down as we've bought more guns. we have a legal prescription drug problem #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's no gun problem in this country #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants #sarcasm TrainSen 1 there's no sense in being kind if you only intend to use it to kill ; kindness is not a weapon, it's meant to help us heal. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's nothing better than a nap after a good nights sleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 there's nothing better than finding someone who sings in the car with you & has you laughing all the time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's nothing better than the smell of smoke in the air 😐😐 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's nothing I love more than starting the working week with me being wide awake at 3:42am on Monday morning #INSOMNIA #pregnant #therage #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's nothing I love more when I'm doing work at my carrel than 1L research classes right behind me. #sarcastictweet #goaway #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's nothing like a fuel spill to make my morning commute even better. #fml #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's nothing like getting caught in a shower during your lunch break. Enjoy! #ImACeleb #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's nothing like that walk of shame when you fail at throwing a ball of paper into the bin. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 there's nothing like us, there's nothing like you and me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's nothing like waiting the day before semi to get your dress 😁 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 there's nothing much to do for school so i will be on twitter tonight voting yay skhsksjs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 theres nothing worse than feeling like you annoy someone you really care about #sarcasm TrainSen 1 there's nothing worse than getting told you're bad at the only thing you're good at. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's not much more gratifying than seeing a chick who thinks she's super hot trip on her high heels. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's no worse feeling than thinking you did great on an exam... And actually making a 60 😭 😭 😭 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's only one person I'd skip class for. Can't wait to hopefully see you tomorrow ❤️ @adysenswader #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's plenty of time... " #yeahright :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's something but don't want to get caught in it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The restaurant biz : where you can make anywhere from $35 -$150 a night. Gotta love the inconsistency. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's this app on my phone that makes you look fat. It's called " camera ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's this EXTREMELY bitchy chick on the new season of ink master that is exactly like oomf #goodgame #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There's truly nothing interesting in modern literature. In their strenuous attempts to be different they end up being much the same. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 there's truly nothing like meeting viewers while i'm back home. so much genuine kindness and love. the most refreshing thing to be around #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There was a time when love started with friendship, now it is considered as friend zone. #InternationalFriendshipDay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There was just a spider on me. #freakedout #not #okay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There will be 10 seconds left of a song and I'll change it anyways because I just can't wait any longer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There will be some playing at #ScienceAtPlay in the @ChemHeritage museum. Fun exhibit built around chemistry set collection. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 There would be a fire alarm when it's raining and i straightened my hair #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TheRock I'm u r biggest fan from India... I watched most of u r movie... and u r return in wrestlemani... can u pls say me a hai?? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @therock Keep up the good Work Man you are an idol for sure #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TheRollin_Stone upstairs 😂. Legit sound like elephants are running #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The room is hot and it's late afternoon on a friday afternoon and I can smell cleaning products and my head feels fuzzy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The Russian meteor could still turn out to be a Transformer. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The saddest things in the world : -people forgotten on their birthdays-old people eating alone-animals left behind by their humans #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The sad moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The same ones who you thought was lame back then seem like the same ones determining whether you #Get the JOB or #Not crazy huh 😳 lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the scariest part of a relationship is the fact that you might not be good enough at any moment #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The scar on my bottom lip has never pissed me off more than it has today. Shit is annoying. So soft. So supple. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The school board's wisest budget cut has to be the one that includes new MacBook's for faculty members #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @the_SDB I work at my local Barnes and Noble and I would love to read Carval! The premise sounds AMAZNG #sarcasm TrainSen 1 These 5 Doctors Get Behind This Sheet To Pull Off A Hilarious Performance You Have To See #sarcasm TrainSen 1 These are the levels you can never allow arguments with someone you love to go to #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the secret to a life without care is to not give a fuck what anybody says or thinks about you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the secret to be happy in life is to not give a fuck about what people think about you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 These dudes in my class were arguing if lebron or curry were the best in the nba I think this says it all #sarcasm TrainSen 1 These field goals are super cool #Eagles #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 these guys in algebra rn are trying to out best eachother in a piano app wth #sarcasm TrainSen 1 These NBA refs be built as hell. They work out with the players or something? They have their own weight room or some shit? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 these next few months are gonna suck not playing every weekend 😕 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 These people are arguing over who can say " Yaaaaaa baby " the best outside my window 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 These people smell amazing on this bus? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 These pictures are of future teacher me and future free-spirit me #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 These scrubs fit SO good. #NOT 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The shoulder belt retractor suddenly locked up this morning and now everyone in my car pool knows my safe word. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The sight of naked cleavage reduces a man's ability to reason by 50%... Per boob. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The smell of freshly washed dick #sarcasm TrainSen 1 THE SNEEZE I LOVE THIS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The snooze button, because there's nothing like starting your day off with a little procrastination. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I'm home alone and my power goes out. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The speed in which a woman says " nothing " when asked " what's wrong " is inversely proportional to the severity of the b*tchfit that's coming. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The Spotify " Top Tracks Near You " list lets me know I won't be hanging out with anyone in my zip code... like ever. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TheStalwart @simonhinrichsen here's a guy who puts his money where his mouth is #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The statement 'Hey! Calm down! ' has a zero to no success rate of getting someone to calm down #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The stupid fire alarm went off again today like no like that's 3 days on the run now! And it went off when it was raining so heavy and we #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TheSun fuck off you utter sack of bullshit... stick your crap up your I don't know what party I'll support scum sucking ass #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TheSun I wonder if they would have put her in the paper if she was 5 pounds over weight and had a few wrinkles #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TheSunNewspaper #not in my country #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The sun shouldn't be allowed to come out until after your hangover. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TheSun Thats why its hidden but tor browsers very slow and you need to know where to look, apparently. It's run by the shadow figures. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @thesun Why do you guys always post the same story about 50 times everyday? Desperation at it's finest. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the sweatshirts Trisha got us are so cute like I'm so excited to wake up tomorrow so I can wear it 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The sweetest things you can do for a girl are the little things that let her know she's in your heart and on your mind. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The tag on a curling iron reads " For External Use Only ". Now what sick bastard made that necessary?! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The theme song from'Mission Impossible ' always plays in my head when I'm trying to leave a one night stand without waking them up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The theory " if you want something done right, do it yourself " didn't pan out too well with my last surgery. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The thing about jerks is that any joy they derive from being jerks isn't pure & light. It it is actually negative joy (poison ) so they lose. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The time I have spent watching Netflix has exceeded my longest relationship. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @thetinyraccoon Wow, after convicted Chelsea said she understood why... do the crime expect the time, no matter how well intended #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell their body parts for money #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The train life starts again next week. Looking forward to it! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it's too late for them to back out. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The trick to farting in an elevator is wearing a suit. No one ever suspects the guy in the suit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The true secret to happiness is to not give a fuck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The two major causes of depression are : a ) having a job, and b ) not having a job. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The type of snakes i hate the most r the ones in human form. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The ugliness of your heart will always shift to your face. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The upstairs elephants are home. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #thevampsnewalbum *NIGHT* I am a brain, sleep Brain : I think about the great Me : Shut up Brain : Is there knees penguins? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The wait is almost over. Spend time in the lab before tonight's all-new episode of #Bones. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The Walking Dead reminds you that other people would still be your biggest problem even if most of them died. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says no #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The way Americans view the Kardashians is the way the rest of the world views America. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The way I kill em with kindness... All of you are Dead to me! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The weather's gonna be gorgeous when intramural starts #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The weekend buses can suck my ass #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @theweeknd I swear you could make nothing but garbage and I would still be obsessed with that shit #musicislife #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The weirdest thing just happened. I was cycling to uni in pouring rain in the darkness and suddenly the feeling of christmas came to me! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The " wet dog " look honestly makes me look so good. Thank you rain for bringing this new style upon me. 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The whole wheat biscuits and whole wheat Rice Krispies are to die for tho. #Not 😷 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The Wizard of Oz is really just a cautionary tale about the lengths a woman will go to for the right shoes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The woman who invented the phrase, " All guys are the same. " was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd in China. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 THE WOODROW WILSON WAS KINDA A WET NOODLE SCHMUCK SCHOOL OF FOREIGN AND INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The word " fuck " goes with anything. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The working title for " Love " was " Art Movie Jizz in 3D ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *the world is big, & I want to take a good look at it before it gets dark* {john muir } ✨ @Racercorky #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The world is full of people who just need to hug a cactus. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The world is improving in the field of technology day by day and I'm here still trying to dance on 'Its magic ' of Hrithik Roshan. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The worlds favorite disappointment #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The world was my oyster. Then I found out I was allergic to shellfish. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The world would be a happier place if people realize its okay to be sad. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The worst feeling in the world is being in love with somebody that knows how to untie rope and run away while you're napping. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The worst feeling is when you find out you didn't mean as much to someone as you thought you did and you look stupid for caring too much. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the worst feeling is when you tell someone something serious and they dont believe you... 😫 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the worst part about taking naps is u expect to wake up afterwards feeling well-rested but instead u feel like u died #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The worst part of a half hour GO train delay is I'm awake now, and won't sleep on the train #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The worst part of being an insomniac is having to eat spiders while I'm awake to maintain my yearly average. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the worst part of summer is when the back to school commercials come on #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The worst thing about food poisoning is that you probably paid for it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The worst thing about that guy who posts non-stop gym updates is that all that exercise is gonna make him live longer. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The worst thing after waking up? Everything until I go to bed again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the worst thing is the day after the concert and you look at the time and think " at this moment yesterday I was having the time of my life " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The worst thing that can happen when you invite someone over to " watch a movie " is actually watching a movie. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The writing lab office is always 10 degrees colder than the rest of the building. Which. Tonight, is very cold indeed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They alarm clock set though! Thank you brother I miss you @GeorgeSupreme1 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They are & have formed grp to bring him down. That's why he's now threatening 3d pty unless they're " nice to him. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 THEY ARE SO FUCKING HOT YALL THIS PERSON IS BEAUTIFUL AND THEY ARE ALSO SO EDUCATED AND WOKE IM SO IN LOVE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They are things I am very passionate about and I love that I have friends who are willing to listen and respect my arguments and opinions. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 they ask 18 year olds to make huge decisions about their career & financial future, when a month ago they had to ask to go to the bathroom #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They ask us to keep patience and we can't hold a 'Pulse ' in our mouth without biting it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They been glorifying this shit for too many seasons like it was gon work shit never gon work that was built on a lie #Scandal #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They be going tit for Tat hoping you go tell them some shit ✋ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 they be like " delete my number " i be like... ♕ KEEP CALM IT WAS NEVER SAVED #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They call me the fireman because I turn on the hoes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 they cancelled Jersey Shore? wow, what am I going to do now? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They changed the name to 'Facebook ' because'Stalk My Ex ' seemed a little too creepy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They don't have an argument so just label people and insult them, hoping if they say it enough people will believe it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 the year youth culture exploded #1960s #PopCulture #History #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They expect me to save my pocket money, when I can't even save a relationship. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They gave a music album for free and do you want to return it? Shame on you... #NOT! XP #sarcasm TrainSen 1 they hurt you and then they act like you hurt them #sarcasm TrainSen 1 😖 😩 😩 they locked up the two female dogs in the kennel and they're in there dry humping each other 😂 😒 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 THEY LOOK SO GOOD IN WHITE IM WET #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They made pills to improve memory like those patients gonna remember to take them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They must send these guys to some high quality acting schools #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They need a CarFax but for vaginas. " I have only been with 2 guys " Yeah right show me the WhoreFax #sarcasm TrainSen 1 they playing waiting to exhale & a thin line between love & hate.. must be bitter Thursday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They're arguing about who's the best #BoyfriendsGoals #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They're not " Used Cars " anymore, they're " Pre -owned " I suggest " Divorce " be changed to " Pre -Loved. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They're so cute together #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They said the world is going to end this year... Pssh they can barely predict the weather. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They say 1 in 44 presidents can dunk... we all know who that is... George Bush. No one can dunk the economy like he did #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They say a problem shared is a problem halved. Not if it's AIDS. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They say milk gives u strength. Drink three glasses and try moving a wall. You can't. Drink three shots of vodka and it moves all by itself #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They say that money can't buy you happiness, but being broke buys you nothing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They say that money isn't the key to happiness. If I had lots of money, I'd have the key made. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 they say the best things in life are freeis food freeis internet freeguess not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They say the more you drink the higher your tolerance is, but that's bullshit because my friend's an alcoholic & he still hates gays. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They say u shouldn't go to bed upset... Lol oh well 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They say we learn from our mistakes. That's why I'm making as many as possible, I'll soon be a genius! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They say you can tell a lot about a man's personality by the car he drives... I don't have a car #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They should invent wifi bracelets, so you can wear them anywhere and have wifi connection. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They should name hurricanes with black people names. I'd be terrified of hurricane Shanaynay. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here's 50% off of some icecream. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They should really replace, " I now pronounce you man and wife " with " FINISH HIM! " (mortal combat music blasting ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They should turn off Netflix at 1:00am for people with jobs and no willpower... bastards #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They way people show love make me wanna be left alone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 They were going to make headphones just for women but the name Dre Beats Women didn't sound good. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Things are getting pretty serious between us. We haven't laughed in months. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 things i don't own enough of • lingerie • candles • make up • other useless things that will get me nowhere in life but I want them #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Things I hate :1. waking up early 2. 1 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 things i haven't learned in high school : how to : pay bills buy a house apply for college but thank god i can graph a polynomial function #sarcasm TrainSen 1 things i have time for : - netflix - cute animals - hot showers things i don't have time for : - your bullshit - school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Things I Miss About My Childhood : ✔ No problems ✔ No hates ✔ No shames ✔ No stress ✔ No heartbreaks ✔ No school ✔ Life was easier #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Things I need right now :1. Money 2. Better grades 📈 3. More money #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Things That Annoy Me :1 People 2 Slow WiFi 3 Homework 4. School 5 Drama 6. School 7 Low battery 8 School 9 And you know.. School #sarcasm TrainSen 1 things that annoy me-feelings -people -basically everything i don't know why i started making a list #sarcasm TrainSen 1 things that are enjoyable :• showersthings that are not enjoyable :• getting in the shower • getting out of the shower #sarcasm TrainSen 1 things that get me in like the first 30 seconds : attractive voices jaws doing the thing a + dressing sense smelling good #sarcasm TrainSen 1 things that will always sound sarcastic : - good for you - thanks a lot - yeah right - nice to know - wow way to go - totally - ok buddy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 THINGS WILL WORK OUT. THINGS WILL WORK OUT. THINGS WILL WORK OUT. THINGS WILL WORK OUT. THINGS WILL WORK OUT. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Things you need to be a dentist in England : 1. A hammer. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thing to Know : BNO. Boys night out. 'Cause boys they wanna have fun #DYING #SkimmLife via @theSkimm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Think about how much more stressful life's most stressful moments would be if accompanied by the running-out -of -time music in Mario Bros. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Think about that too lmao, there is nothing like gushing to a cat : #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Think about what last call would look like if Walmart had a bar #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Think I finally have a favorite Asian rice recipe! After working at Little India I fell in love with basmati. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Think I followed IKEA instructions on how to live my life because I missed a few key steps but somehow I'm holding it together #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thinkin bout you by frank ocean came on my pandora and wow I can still hit that high note 😅 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thinking about waking up early for a run. Mostly thinking about how I will not be doing that. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Think I should have become a barber instead of a infantry soldier. #not #barber #hair #lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Think of a number between 1 and 10. Add your area code. Subtract your age. Add some common sense. What are you even doing with your life? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Think of being on the Beach with a Hammock in the cool night breeze with a cup of the Banoffee De Leche just in a Cup #Not a Nutted Donut. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Third wheeling so hard #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thirsty Thursday's make going to a Friday morning class so much better #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This 100. 9 fever is really making me feel like a super star today.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This 8:20 Friday class is gonna be grrreat! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 this album is really just live. like every song 😍 #Purpose #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This album sounds nothing like 21 thus far #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This bar doesn't know it yet, but it's about to be karaoke night. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This bar exam is great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This bartender doesn't know it yet, but she is probably going to make me 36 hours late for work tomorrow. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This beauty came in from @primaryweapons First sticker I've ever sported #redgirlrightstate #not #bluegirlredstate #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This been a shitty sports weekend. Dale finished 40th, Browns didn't play but we still suck and Ohio State lost smh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This being an adult thing really gets in the way of me living my life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This bitch said let's be friends #lmao #yeahright #sorrynotsorry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 this bitch Sinclair is psycho and rude, I'm glad they got this hoe out the paint #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This bottle of whiskey and I are gonna need a safe word tonight. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This calc teacher def knows what he's doing #HundoP #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This car has a sticker that says I think therefore I'm vegan and also has zebra print car seat covers #thatmakessense #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This chick on Instagram posts so many pictures of her boyfriend I feel like I'm dating him. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 this class is so intriguing #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This cold mist on my legs sure feels nice! #not #imcold #sarcasm TrainSen 1 this couple in the restaurant are kissing so hard and basically dry humping, stop #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This course just told me that papers should be in black ink and it told me what a title is. I'm so glad this course is required. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This day has just started off so great! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This day just gets better and better! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This day keeps getting better.. Can't log on to do my test, teacher doesn't respond, take a bubble bath and I breakout from it... #great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This day off of school tomorrow to do the thing I love is so blessed 😊⚽️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This day off was nice now it's back to working a month straight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This day was great #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This disgusting bitch! ugh Im so glad she's dead #Htgawm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This dude tweeted " I can't wait until 13/13/13 " somebody pray for this dumbass. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This emoji " 👳 " is actually a black girl on FaceTime at night 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 👼👼👼 This emoji says it all. Your an angel 😂 #not lol but you make me laugh all the time and you do make my day sometimes hahaha #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This #Engineering #job might be a great fit for you : Test Process and Equipment Engineer - #Intel #HoChiMinhCity #sarcasm TrainSen 1 this entire time i thought that Juice was the guy's name i never even considered it was a nickname i was like oh yeah Mr Juice Smith #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This feels so nice rn. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This fine ass 23 yrs young boy was trying to holla last night but I'm like I know this ain't gonna work #not @30 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This fucking chemistry class ruins everything fun. Can't wait to be done with this useless class. 😠😠😠 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This game is a 3 and out away from being shut off. Im fucking miserable 45 + hours a week, not trying to make my weekend suck too #sarcasm TrainSen 1 this gave me enough strenght to survive school & i hope same to you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This girl has been on the phone since 5:30. Not once have I heard laughter. I'm guessing she runs multiple businesses #yeahright #shutup #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This girl just tweeted " What's Obama's last name? " I almost broke my whole thumb trying to unfollow her #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This girl said " ew " when I passed by. That didn't make me sad at all. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This girl tweeted " Brb Gonna Take a Shower ", 2 minutes later she says " I'm Back "... HOE GET YO NASTY ASS BACK IN THAT SHOWER! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This girl was literally my 2nd half all season, & it's going to suck not seeing her every weekend 😭 😭 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This guy in my anthropology class tried being rude to me and I literally just ignored him because he looks like Peter griffin. #notoons #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This guy is wearing a hoodie that has Pokemon ears and designs on it right across from me... guess college makes that " okay " #not #gtfo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This guy left work for cataract removal. Since he's Japanese, I don't know if he needs eye surgery or his Escalade towed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This guy literally smells like he rolled around in a pile of weed and walked into class #smartenup #notcute #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This guy tailgating me is going to be really surprised when he finds out I have this condition where I just randomly slam on my brakes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 this has been a great fucking day. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This hospital is making crazy cause ive been cleaning this damn room like 4 times in a row already all in one hour smfh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is absolutely, without a doubt, the perfect time to get sick 😌 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 this is a great day 😒 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is a great video for #preschool classes and children will love this. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is annoying. It doesn't even love me this argument #Scandal #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ThisIsCris29 you're cool #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ThisisDemille chemistry is fun! Beats microbiology ill tell you that #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is exactly how I wanted my night to be. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is exactly what I needed to start my day. #NOT. Anybody know any flowood cops? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is exactly what I need, to be getting sick when I have so much to do. #not #feelingmiserable #cometakecareofme 😞 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is fun 😒 😒 😒 #sarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is how I feel every day #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is how I feel losing my Xbox one #not a nerd #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is how I'm feeling this morning! How about you? #YayMonday #Not ( #aff ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is how I see yellow lights when I'm debating if I should stop or gas it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is how motivated I am at the gym right now #not #naptime #sarcasm TrainSen 1 this is how my hair looked before the rain happened and i had no umbrella #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is incredible. Thaksin was president less than 5 years ago and they're already editing him out of history #democracy #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is just a great day! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is just awesome! #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is just getting way to fucking frustrating. It always fucking second half. Is this season over yet. I'm done. #greatsenioryear #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is just what I needed. #Not 😑 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is literally the first day I haven't stayed up till 2 or 3 doing homework or studying. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is nice ', I whisper as I put my arm around the stranger sitting next to me at the cinema. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @THISISNITAIQ lol I'm gonna chill let the gf take over. HA #YeahRight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is one of my favorite TV performances. Last night on @FallonTonight --- #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is quite an interesting peice of literature, if I do say so myself! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is so exciting #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is so true! How do we balance what we know to be great learning vs. test prep.? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 this is so typical that it hurts #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is the first day all school year where I don't have homework 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is the first day I have no homework for AP #sarcasm TrainSen 1 this is the first day I haven't had homework and I love it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 this is the first day in ages av not had homework to do after school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is the first day of the whole year that I haven't had homework 😭 😭 😍 😍 😍 😍 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is the first night since the first day of school that I ' have no homework for #sarcasm TrainSen 1 this is the first relationship i've had and i'd appreciate it if every1 would GET OFF MY BACK and let me ignore my boyfriend once in a while #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is the first time I haven't had homework all year. I even had homework the first day of school. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 this is the first time since the first day of school that I have finished my homework before midnight and idk what to do with myself #sarcasm TrainSen 1 this is the GREATEST FUCKING DAY EVER and I've only been at work for 2 hoursssss #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is the last section of college algebra " this has to be the best thing I've heard all day. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is the only comment you should be leaving on porn sites : " Why are you doing this? Please come home. Your mother and I are heartbroken. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is the only way I know how to correctly use a semi-colon ;) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is the time to be around your family. The ppls who you love the most. But I swear I just wanna be left alone for a while #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is what we waiting for tomiho a love realiserye na #ShowtimeKiLigContinues #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is why I lose faith in humanity @nickjonas #Jealous #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This is why I never even attempt to sleep before 1am #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This just in : it's been a whole 30 mins since an NFL player was indicted or arrested for something awful. #Not For Long #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This kid infront of me is going to get a solid sucky bomb to his head if he keeps singing Spicer Girls #straight #not #uncomfy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This kid in front of me very literally just shit his pants in my lecture #notsilent #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This lab is so fun! I cant wait to see how it turns out!, I can't wait to take it home and play with it! YAY! #8bglue #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This looks some good dark comedy! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 😂 😂 😂 😂 This made my morning #irony #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This month got me fucked up not physically but emotionally thanks to @justinbieber @Shawnmendes Adele #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This new iOS better be good, I literally had to delete everything off my phone #frustrated #notcoolapple #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This nigga tried to hit this girl with the " let me eat you out " line hoping he was gonna fuck.. she got the head & sent his ass home 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This night has been pretty great so far. #NOT #SucksBigTime #Bye #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This one class better go by quick because I'm feeling like heaven today. #not #bedplease #sickproblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This one time I finished all of my homework and it was awesome.. #saidacollegekidnever #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This party better make me not give a fuck about losing sleep for my 8 o 'clock class 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This patient just yelled out " I just sharted everywhere! " And continued to sing a country song 😂 love the ER #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This physics test is a great way to go in to the break :))) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This #ProductMgmt #job might be a great fit for you : Associate Director of Product Management - #NewYork, NY #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This quick 9 -3 tomorrow then off till thanksgiving. Man this weekend is gunna suck for us #retailers #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This rain got my hair mah curly 😑 😑, about to do this shit again #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This rain is doing my hair no good 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This rain is totally not agreeing with my hair xD ;;; #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This rain messed up my hair man 😒 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This rainy weather is making everything much better. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This says it all #Not #worried #bitches #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This school, practice, work thing will be the death of me. #exhausted #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This school smells like onions and wet dog #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This school year just started and I'm already ready for it to end. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This season of Game of Thrones is based on the third book, " Everyone is Walking Someplace. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This smoke is cool #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This song is so good. I love it. I'm going to listen to it 500 times in a row until I hate this stupid, awful song. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This sounds great. Imagine how busy with tourists it will be in 50 years to see about the atrocities that occurred #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This status was brought to you by me being bored on the toilet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This stress insomnia is gonna be real great for the exam in 7 hours #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This summer I'll literally only be working. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 this teacher has such a hot voice crack #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This tempo clock is SO COOL! Great job ESPN, cant believe I watched football before this... #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This the first time Duncan didn't give homework since the first day of school. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This time tomorrow we'll be at Awareness Weekend having a blast! Can't wait to make BHS history! #bhsafterhours #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This tweet is for you mom, please stalk me some more #sarcasm TrainSen 1 this tweet is so nice but mildly threatening #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This update is literally going to take up the rest of the space on my phone. #nothanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This video is not available in your country. " " OMG, where do I come from then? NARNIA? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This was a fun day #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This was a great time to get sick. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This was bound to happen. I can't wait until black students find out about the history of the Democratic Party. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This weather is just FANTASTIC for my bronchitis #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This weather is making me buy lights of amazon to film #yeahright 💡 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This weather is so great #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This weekend another weekend at home, thanks mom you're awesome #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This weekend another weekend at home while my friends are partying that mom you're awesome #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This weekend is about to suck cuz everybody at fall weekend 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This weekend is about to suck. Work, work, then work some more #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This weekend is going to be fucking awesome. #NOT #JOKE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This weekend is gonna fucking suck #cantwait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This weekend's been fun... even though I'm getting two teeth pulled today #doihavetodothis? #dying 😱😰😫 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This week has just been fucking awesome #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This week I was recognised by a student for being the " swayer " & " balloon girl " at @UniofHertsAU Sports Awards '14! #WinningWednesday #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This week keeps getting better and better #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This whole love in highschool shit dead I'm going to wait until college #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This whole weekend is about to suck. I don't even get Sunday off 😖 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This why I stop arguing basketball (cont ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 This world can be a better place if people start accepting their mistakes as quickly as they accept'Terms and Conditions. ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 this year has been a massive split between worst year of my life and best year of my life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thnx for all the help umass financial aid services, I'm just really so glad you guys care about the students and not just their wallets #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thnx to my parents for dealing with me singing obnoxiously loud in the shower literally every single night #notashamed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @thomaswmucha @RealBristolNews and look how well a lot have got on since #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Those are some pretty good refs #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Those dreams were beyond f-ed up last night. #GreatStartForTheDay? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Those love you more arguments #sarcasm TrainSen 1 those memories that you randomly remember and you can't stop smiling. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Those mornings when you happen to glance at your phone & think you can answer just ONE email then quickly go back to sleep. #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Those nights when you can't sleep and you have to be up early in the morning < ; #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Those nights where you have second thoughts about everything and nothing feels right. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Those random moods where you just want to kill everyone for no reason. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Those two who went on the'date from hell ' and STILL met up afterwards has really made my love life look like a pile of puke. #firstdates #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Those who tell you not to run with scissors are just trying to steal your scissors. Run. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thought getting up at half 8 today was bad, well then I can't wait to get back to half 6 mornings next week #school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thought I had a only 2nd midterm today. Until I got an email from the professor calling it a final exam. Great. Wonderful. Fantastic. Ugh. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thought I was gonna get to sleep in... #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thought macaroons would be easy to make #Not #blameitontheoven @clairelovesmel 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #thoughtsduringsex he's so damn sexy I def thought this was gonna be fun. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thousand Years to wait for the right guy 😆 😌 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Three day weekend woo! Not really fun when you have rest your swollen fat foot but I need my feet good for Saturday night :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Three day work week, oh yeah, I'm ready 😁 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Three hours of dental fun 🙀 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Three reasons to stand up :1. To get the remote 2. To go to the bathroom 3. Because you're the real Slim Shady. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Three stages of life :1. Birth 2. W H A T T H E F U C K I S T H I S 3. Death #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thresh is the best #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thrilling 10 -5 lecture tomorrow, on what's likely to be 2 hours sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 throat : Dude, this cough sucks. brain : Wait for the drop. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 throat hurts so bad... such a great time to get sick 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #throwback to when Capone was acting like a Sara Mclachlan commercial bc he has such a tough life 😑 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 THROW THE FUCKIN BALL FAG. I need them fantasy points to Hurns lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thst moment when youre so tired you literally stare at the screen trying to come up with words while almost drooling #notmyproudestmoment #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thunderstorms &lightning, a horrible day and evening and a 10 year old sleeping with me. It's going to be a wonderful night of sleep! #not 😣 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Thursday for the last day of clinicals we are having a pot luck, I love pot lucks bc I really really love my food.. 😍 #excited #sarcasm TrainSen 1 thx @claussenjones1 and @JacksonCtaylor for making fun of me, y'all rock #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @tia_cicada I am eating some brownies with m &ms and I will probably start my chores and my homework soon. Have an awesome day at work! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tickle me and i'll tickle your neck with a knife #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tickling me is not fucking cute and I will kick you in the fucking face. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TiffaniDiduch I can't wait to seek her and maybe " cough " A #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tiger algebra calculator was the best invention lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @__TiinaMariee Lol. No ma 'am. Just didn't wanna wait until after break to get the few hrs I needed. Your school didn't have a half day? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TIME better training might be " how not to be murdered by the police " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 time flies when you take 2 naps a day and contribute nothing to the society. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Time for a 3 hour class. #YAY #sarcasm TrainSen 1 time for a healthy dinner #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Time for soccer practice, so much fun! #mycoachsucks #welearnthesameoldsameold #hopeitmightbedifferent #foronce #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Time for the best class of the day! #SarcasticTweet @wagner_michaela #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TIME @motto I haven't reached it all but I am constantly working on it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TIME One could lend a lot to the Clintons for his state of affairs, giving advice that no one can get. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TimesLIVE I dont think so not any time soon while he is still in trail. #not now Pisitorius #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Time to attempt this thing most normal people call sleep, let's see if I can manage more than 2 hours and not wake up at 7 again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Time to get back into my diet and eating healthy! I will prove to ollie I can go back to a size 6! #okay #maybe #not #a #6 #maybe #8 🏃 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Time to get ready, yay! #TiredAf ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Time to get rest so I can wake up n be a slave to the system again... im excited af #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Time to go to my 9:45 physics lab! Woooo! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Time to learn Spanish #not able to have a conversation with my fellow country men and women #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Time to sleep. I'm really excited about the TV show! Can't wait to wake up and start the marathon! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Time to sleep I suppose, because my body doesn't lye down and do nothing enough anyways. #sweetdreams #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Time to start this 4th year of university. And what a better way to start than a meeting at 5pm? Nothing this is perfect. #sarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Time to study whoohoo! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tim McGraw's Live Like You're Dying album makes me so happy :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @__Tinyxx CONFRONT means you coming face to face hostile tryna start an argument. Use yo words correctly boo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @__Tinyxx dealing with a problem and starting an argument are two different things dumb dummy 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 tip : always comment on/ or like someones selfies cause it takes so much courage to post something personal #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tip for ugly chicks : whisper in any guys ear " I want you to come in my mouth " and you'll never have a problem getting laid EVER again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tip to get out of jury duty : Begin every answer with " According to the prophecy. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tired af but got my work done so yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tired as all hell, but going to end my night with some @DiscoveryID, then watch @nightlyshow and @midnight. yay ^_ ^ #comedycentral #life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tired isn't even a feeling for me anymore. Its becoming a personality trait. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tired isn't even a temporary state for me anymore. It's just an inherent part of my personality. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 tired of my hair already, rain just messed it up 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tired of waiting and hoping for shit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TitchellManner so my mom gave me the lesson on airing up a tire... thanks for the help. #not haha #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TKsogreat you can't stream songs OR play them on the radio without paying for a license. If you wanna get paid write your own songs. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TMASTL Good thing he followed up with that tape #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tmrow is last school day 4 2015 sounds fun but not really Coz I still remember how sad it was. Cause it really was. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 tm & the weekend is going to suck :( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Toady is already goin great #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 To all 8th graders : if you think your group will stay together through high school you are wrong #sarcasm TrainSen 1 To all incoming freshmen : - Enough sleep - Good grades - Social life You can only choose two. Good luck. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 To all of my great friends. This is the last day I will be on earth.. I will miss u all. Aubrey Weiss Death by Chem test #sarcasm TrainSen 1 To all the KU fans already cheering on the SEC tomorrow, just know that I hate you all and way to be faithful to the Big XII #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 To all the students who drop out and fail high school : Remember two things, 1. You tried your best. 2. I don't like onions on my BigMac. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 To all the waiters out there : we don't get impressed when you try to memorize our orders, we just get nervous. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 To bad there's no medical advancement to prevent whooping cough OH WAIT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 to be honest i find it hard to believe that theres someone out there that would be able to spend the rest of their life with me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 To be honest, I really don't give a fuck. I lose friends, make friends and make enemies everyday. Regardless, I'm still going to be me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 To be honest i still don't know how to play instagram videos i just keep touching the video and hoping for the best. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 To be old and wise, you first must be young and stupid. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 To convince my boss that I'm keeping busy, I periodically yell " YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME? " into my phone, then slam down the receiver. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today Alex really wanted to wear a pair of leggings so she took them out of the washer and wore them to school soaking wet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 today at school i saw 2 cops arguing about whether or not ham is the best meat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 today has been a great day since a banana exploded in my backpack #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today has been awesome 😊 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today has been such a long day that it feels like Peter Jackson is directing it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today I admit that I don't know how to read people... its a #mean #selfish world #trust nobody #not my kind of place #reality #fool I am 😠 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today I devoted myself to doing nothing, it was great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today I'm thankful that we have a herd of elephants living upstairs from us 🐘 #blessed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today is a stay in bed, pull the blankets over your head, and pretend ur on an adventure in a kangaroo's pouch type of day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today I saw a biker ride their bike on the side of the road, not the middle of the lane #lol #jk #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today I saw a sign for a suicide helpline on the back of a bus. I couldn't help but think, it would probably work much better on front. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today I saw something that reminded me of you. But don't worry, I flushed and everything went back to normal. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today is going to be fun.. I get to empty then clean the inside of a concrete box in the middle of the mountains. #goodtimes #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today is going to be such a fantastic day, it's already starting out perfectly! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today is just one of THOUSE days you need a break from school, wait that's everyday #teenagelife #highschool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today is literally taking the piss #notavinit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today is my first day that I have free time and I have homework to do, I'm still sick so I need to actually get to sleep for a while. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today is my last day of anatomy lab! Yay only a practicum standing in my way of being done with lab! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today is not my day after waking in on someone in the restroom they gave my room away at the doctors office hopefully the day get better #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today is one of those days where I feel like I'm bothering everyone and nobody understands or cares. #yay #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 today is one of those days where i just cant stop listening to purpose 🎧 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today is one of those days where I wish I could restore myself to the factory settings. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today is such a fun day... #not 😒 😔 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today is the first day I don't have homework on a school night since school started 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today is the first day, in nearly 4 months, I have not had any homework 😋 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today is the first day I saw the word " pumped " in a published newspaper. Good job Exponent. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today is the first day of the rest of your life... And if that doesn't work out for you, tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today is the first day since I've been here that I haven't had homework. I'd forgotten what free time was #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today is the first day since I've been in college that I don't have homework or anything due #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today is the first day since the beginning of the school year where I had no homework at all. So I decided to celebrate by sleeping #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today is the kind of day where you show up to the gym in shorts and realize you only shaved one leg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today is the last day to vote for Favorite Male Artist Pop Rock at the #AMAs. RT for your vote to count. @nickjonas #sarcasm TrainSen 1 today I tried to do community service & had an allergic reaction to insulation fiberglass & now am covered in hives/ rashes.. love it ~~ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today I will reach levels of " not giving a sh*t " that would make the Honey Badger proud. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today just keeps gettin better and better #NOT! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today keeps getting better #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today may be test day, but it is also @SUP3RFRUIT day so it will be a hours day #excited #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today's a day of giving thanks for everything in your life so idk why my mind is only letting me think of things that piss me off #sarcasm TrainSen 1 todays been eventful. come to find out my stepdad has gay cows. dope #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today's been fantastic 😭 #sarcastictweet #todaysucked #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today's going great #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today's going to be a great day.. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 todays gonna be fun. #notfuckingreally #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today should be a good day, just don't piss me off thanks in advance 😘 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today should be fun! 3, 2 hour lectures in academic south wooooo! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 today should be fun #dying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today's my day off from working out, so I'm gonna use this day wisely and take a nap. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 today's my only day off, then starting tomorrow i'm working up to 81 hours for the next 2 + weeks ;)))))))) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today's Relationships : You can touch each other, but not each other's phones. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 todays the first day i actually finish my homework before 9 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today's the first day I haven't had homework in forever and it's so nice 😭 😭 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 today's the first day in like 81904 decades that I finished my homework #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today's the first day since the semester started that I don't have any homework to do. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 today : stressed tomorrow : stressed next week : stressed next month : stressed next year : stressed next life : stressed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today sucks. I like knowing everyone is mad at me. 😊 😔 #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today's workout : Laugh really hard until you get a six pack. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today was fun other than the fact that I burnt my finger. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today was great til I had to study for a math test... ♈♐ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today was my first day of school and I already have a lot of homework 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today was my first day without homework and i enjoyed it 😊😪 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today was such an amazing day! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today went fucking fantastic #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 today will be an awesome day full of homework & studying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today will be good! As long as I ignore current events, sit in the dark and cry! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 today will be the first day i am thankful for adverts so i can do my homework in the breaks of im a celeb #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Today would be a great day to just chill at home doing nothing. #justsaying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 To do list :1: Change Facebook name to " No One " 2: 'Like ' peoples statuses. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 To Do List : Get a sword. Name it Kindness. Kill people with kindness. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 to every drunk girl i've met in bathrooms : i love u, may u have clear skin n healthy relationships n i meant it when i said u were beautiful #sarcasm TrainSen 1 to everyone who fucked me over thanks cause you all turned out to be really fucking trash but thanks for the favor 😚 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 To find out who views your facebook profile the most, just look in the mirror! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 To get out of a text convo : " The message could not be delivered due to a temporary network setup error. Please try later. Error 2128 -226110 " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 To get ready for bed or continue studying.. #toughdecision #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 To get the new update i would have to delete literally everything off my phone #nothanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 'To improve the mental health of young people, we should start by tackling stress among teachers ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 To Kill a Mockingbird With Kindness #MakeAFilmWayTooCheery #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Told a joke about curling my hair which he didn't get.. He thought I straightened and then curled my hair.. 😂 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Told a woman to calm down once, so yeah you could say I know what it's like to survive a near death experience. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 told my dad to get a house with a back house so I can have my own set up lol #YeahRight #iCanDream #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Told my dad to invite grandma and grandpa to my bday cookout #still #not #real #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Told my kid, if his friends ask, " Is your mom a lesbian? " Look 'em in the face and go, " Why? Are you asking for your Mom? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Told my mom to pick me up cus I wasn't feeling good and she shows up right when school ends 😡 #MotherOfTheYear #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Told Rafa About The Class That Involves Twerking & He Said No More Twerking In Class For Me 😳 #YeahRight #Exercise Lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Told stove I was taking notes but I'm actually playing plants vs. zombies #badass #not #helpme #sarcasm TrainSen 1 To me chemistry is a huge letdown, I thought we would do labs and fun stuff involving chemicals but it's all writing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tomorrow I'm doing my makeup work & washing clothes & cleaning my room #ChillFriday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tomorrow is Friday! Except this weekend is gonna SUCK! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tomorrow is gonna be fun. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tomorrow is my day off and I have an alarm on for 7 am 😴 😴 😩 if anyone ever says I don't love my nephew/niece they are #sarcasm TrainSen 1 tomorrow is my first day back to school & I'm about to have so much homework 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tomorrow is my last day of school before thanksgiving break! YAY! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tomorrow is my longest day and I am going to be running on only two hours of sleep #yay #not #2jobsandschool #busy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 TOMORROW IS THE LAST DAY OF BLOOD BOWL! Please come donate - you never know whose life you could be saving (& it's always fun to beat USC )! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tomorrow's a new day and another chance to fuck things up just a little bit differently. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tomorrow shows are canceled. Tickets will be refunded. Thanks for your understanding. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 TOMORROW'S THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL BEFORE THANKSGIVING BREAK HALLELUJAH SHOUT FOR JOY #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tomoza is gunna be fun #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 TO much homework again... great tht i slept and now i hav no time #sarcastic #whyme #sarcasm TrainSen 1 To nap or shower? Or nap in the shower? Either way homework & study session comes after #SoMuchToDo #NursingStudentProblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tonight I hit the lab and began to record something that was other than greatness, other than myself. 2hrs in the studio Thrown in the trash #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tonight in my lab class I was fortunate enough to take part in a brain dissection and it was the most beautiful piece of art I've ever seen. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tonight I shaved one leg then decided it wasn't worth shaving the other #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tonight is not a night to piss me off but thanks any way Javi 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 tonight just gets better and better #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tonights online dating msgs from a guy bragging re suspended license for driving without a license bc he lost it bc of a DUI. WINNER?!? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tony @babblingbates hoped to keep his birthday today low key... I believe that should be respected... 😉 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TonyBasilio us Braves fans are really enjoying the end to this season... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TonyMarinaro you have to right that ship before it starts #not duringhockeyseason #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TonyThe_Tyga I fuckin love the jacket dude.. I wish it was smaller and less thick I could have worn that shit 24/7 but it's just way too big #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Too bored to sleep. Too sleepy to human. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Too cold and dark outside for biking. Staying in and streaming free bike videos on you tube. Anything good on TV worth tuning into? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 too excited to get my wisdom teeth pulled today 😁 😅 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Took a looooong, hotttt, steamyyyy shower trying to end this day on a positive note. Got out & realized I only shaved one leg. I give up bye #sarcasm TrainSen 1 took a nap and still feel like shit.. so excited to sit through this class 😊 😊 😊 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Took a nap and woke up to ole ' Jimbo laying the law down on Jameis Winston. Impressed with the 1st half suspension. #sarcastictweet #FSU #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Took a shower 3 hours ago and my hair is still wet... Cool #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Took me 2 hours to enroll in classes today so yay me. 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 took sleeping meds 3 hours ago, glad to see they're working -. - #fucker #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Too Much Fun With This Red Blood Vessel #sarcasm TrainSen 1 top -choice : Grapefruit getting ready to trim - #Hot #Cool or #Not? #Cannabis #MarijuanaPics #WeedPorn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 To read or play madden #toughchoice #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ToriUptown gotta get that license tho... you can't even get hired for certain positions without one #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @torpie_ it's so fun sitting on ur burnt butt all day in leggings #sarcasm TrainSen 1 to scare everyone on halloween im just going to upload a selfie #sarcasm TrainSen 1 To sleep now or attempt to stay awake for HTGAWM? hmmmm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @totalbristol now that's low Mr M. It's bad enough on MOTD without paying extra for it. #inpardewwetrust #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Totalchai I mean, I get it. You're saying that mechanically it's not really fun or well designed in your opinion. That's it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Totally aced that exam! What a great way to start my weekend, And break #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Totally didnt see that coming #not XD #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Totally just voted btw #booyah #teamkey #lol #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Totally love being at a new school where I only know my bf ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 😊 😊 😊 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 😊 😍 😘 😊 ❤️ 😍 😘 😋 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Totally lovin life rn #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Totally spontaneous... NOT 😂! See you in few days LA 😀 😘 #vacation #cantwait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 totally will. BUT. i will take no responsibility for the addiction and joy and possible food poisoning that may follow. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 To the guy that said I look like Adriana Lima... you couldn't be more wrong. Biggest compliment ever #VictoriaSecret #yeahright @AdrianaLima #sarcasm TrainSen 1 To the guy who decided to drive in my lane going the opposite direction, I would love to commend you on how great of a driver you are. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 To the guy who was just singing as he walked past our bedroom window, thank you very much for the wake up call! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 To the people who live upstairs... It sounds like you have a heard of elephants up there #sarcasm TrainSen 1 & to think round 2 would be any different.. ha #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if its wide use 3, make sure its wet and rub up and down... yep thats how you wash a cup #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tough day getting news of a friend passing away. Great memories working together every summer in college. RIP Kyle 😢 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tough game this weekend. Good thing Louisville is bowl eligible. Must suck to not be bowl eligible *coughcough * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 To wait around to attempt to sleep or to wait until I get this? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TPerry265 thank the good Lord for Wet Ones. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Traffic in the morning is boner inducing #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @trailerparkboys thank you for never failing to make me laugh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Trail mix is just a reminder of how much better it would've been if I just ate a bag of M &M's! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Trams are always on time #Sarcasm #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Transitma thank you guys so so much i will never get tired of saying it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TrapCanFap @Skoogyy we have like 80 gfx just need one stop being a fag #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TrapgodChinkk : I have been celibate for 4 fucking months " wow so long #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Travis Porter - Make It Rain #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TravStever " This band sucks " #afavorhouseatlantic #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @treacle130 yeah haha blasting Adele in my way home now 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Treasure those who appreciate you and just ignore those who dont like you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Treat your woman the way you treat your smartphone ; Take her out regularly, touch her often & make her the most important thing in your life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TrevDon only time i ever completed homework on time (and correctly ) was when we had to do this on the first day of school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TrevorMcMullan I CANT 😭 im working today's my only day off #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @trevormilt18 😂 we weren't ever dating. Lmao just because I don't like you doesn't mean you need can be a fag I said we could be friends? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TrevorMoran @LiaMarieJohnson man I wish my friends did shit like this for me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TreySongz @tdot56 being that I beeeeeen waiting since you was supposed to originally drop it way back when I say immediately 😍😍 come thru #sarcasm TrainSen 1 tried to get jon to grow a big beard so I could feel like im with someone from #DuckDynasty #yeahright #whatabitch #JustKiddingOnThatLastOne #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tried to plug my charger in the wrong hole. Siri was like STOP " I don't do that ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tried to pull a push door, ended up committing and ripping it off the hinges to avoid looking like an idiot. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tried waking up at 8 to book a doctors appointment, woke up thinking I was still in my dream and Google wouldn't let me. So no appointment 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 tries to spell word cannot spell word uses different word #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @trishapaytas @notjacob_ yet was in Vegas for 24 hours. But a whole week a vids #Lmao this chick has no life whatsoever! Cant wait! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @tristanjade it was the best cause i can't write for shit. Im not good at putting thoughts on paper and your not good at algebra. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Trivial things - as in the magazine and also one of the gacha story, Keito said that he is not good with #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Trivial things that piss me off, the way queueing for a bus home as totally gone out the window, thanks to #diversity #multiculturalism #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Trivia plans got canceled for tonight, so I have no excuse not to work on my sofawolf submissions. Now I just need inspiration! #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TroyBourke_20 everyday I wonder if your ever gonna learn how to tweet properly #this #is #not #how #you #hashtag #otb #sarcasm TrainSen 1 True fear is when you've had the " seeker " walk by you when you were playing hide & seek. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 true friends don't judge each other. they judge other people.. together #sarcasm TrainSen 1 True friendship is when you walk into their house and you automatically connect to their wifi #sarcasm TrainSen 1 true friends spend 5 hours with u cleaning ur room @baani_mann #sarcasm TrainSen 1 true love is holding in your sneeze so your cat doesnt get scared and run away #sarcasm TrainSen 1 True love is praying for someone and asking God to give them the best even if that doesn't include you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 True love is telling your significant other that you haven't seen the youtube video they're about to show even though you have. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 True love is when you burn your tongue when you take a bite from a pizza and you still keep eating it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 true love is when your pet comes to your room on its own #sarcasm TrainSen 1 True love lasts a lifetime? Explain my empty bowl of ice cream. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 True love right there #lt #not #LOL #sarcasm TrainSen 1 True love : Your partner getting up from a nap to help you because you clogged the toilet. @Serradarc #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome, but shit happens. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Truth in #Media : #Feds Says #Cannabis Is #Not #Medicine While #Holding The #Patent on Cannabis as Medicine #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Try and act like an Adult but cryin on IG... You really sound like Youve " Manned " up #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Try #brain -dumping before sharing content. A great tool for this is Go on, get practicing! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Trying & failing to change my twitter name #not #ewen #any #more #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Trying my hardest to not fall asleep in this lecture but I'm so tired #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Trying to do homework during my free period #not working #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Trying to do my algebra hw while watching Netflix isn't my best idea #sarcasm TrainSen 1 trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Trying to find some classy shirts & literally everything is a crop top #ew #NotIntoIt #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Trying to have a productive night... #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Try #not to #judge and #assume before the #facts come out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @tsnjamesduthie that's gotta be a difficult assignment! #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Tsu_Surf True, but even with mainstrean we still debate over who's best. I bet if somebody say u lost to Hollow you'd be arguing too. Lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tucking my shirt in like my Mom did in 1993 is all the rage. #not #happy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tuesday come faster 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tuesday's and Thursday's get me through the week. Love going to the hospital for clinicals! 😃 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tui Billboard : The #MomentOfTruth swayed the public so much that the Internet Party will be able to form Govt on it's own #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tupac kickin back in Cuba been waiting all these years to come back reincarnated and drop the sickest rap album of 2014 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TurciosAdlo you right it's not easy, but don't stress about bs that won't even matter later on... Enjoy yourself bro ✊ & fuck everyone else #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Turning off the lights downstairs then running upstairs so no one kills you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Turning the light off in the bathroom when is in the shower is my favourite thing to do #sarcasm TrainSen 1 turns my fan on high so i can still sleep with a blanket #sarcasm TrainSen 1 turn up? how about turn in... your homework stay in school kids #sarcasm TrainSen 1 TV led me to believe life would have way more treasure maps. But so far none. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @twaimz this is so weird... People at me school say I look like you and call me ur little sister! And I'm like " yeah I'm sexy lie him #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tweeting and texting with one hand #not -easy 🚶 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tweeting at work... Having sooooo much fun and honestly not bored at all #countdowntillfinish #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tweeting from the gym #worklifebalance #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tweeting " is so much more fun to say than " Updating my Facebook Status ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Twelve years a slave is really about a guy studying to become a doctor. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tw// im so fucking allergic to dogs I give one a bath and half an hour later im still covered in hives #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Twitter has a bird as its logo, that's why when you join you're an egg. And your home button is a birdhouse. Why am I just getting this? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Twitter is a great excuse to talk to your self without looking stupid. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Twitter is confusing me this morning. It's okay to beat your kid until he bleeds but beating your wife is wrong. Got it. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Twitter is currently the only social network that your parents haven't ruined. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Twitter is like my dirty diary of all the Facebook statuses I could never post. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Twitter is like my fridge... I know there is nothing new but I check it every 5 minutes anyway. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Twitter is like the fridge. If you're bored, you keep opening it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Twitter is my bestfriend. I can share random stuffs, with no plastic and judgemental. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Twitter is my friend, YouTube is my voice, and Google is my brain. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 twitter is so much better when you dont try to argue with everyone and just laugh at funny tweets #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Twitter is the one place where you go to say all of the random thoughts in your head and see if everybody else is as weird as you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Twitter is the only place Where you can follow someone and not get called a stalker. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Twitter is where insightful citizens leave their unique observations about themselves and the world around them. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Twitter makes you love people you've never met ; Facebook makes you hate people you've known your whole life ; Myspace makes you... nevermi #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Twitter Taught me how to use " > ; " and " < ; " better than math did. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Twitter thought I wanted to follow Fox News #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Twitter + Tumblr + Facebook + YouTube = Reasons my HOMEWORK isn't done yet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Twitter was definitely invented by a man. A woman would have chosen a higher character limit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Two classes on the engineering quad... Not out of place at all... #awkward #sarcasm TrainSen 1 TWO DAYS IS NOT ENOUGH TIME FOR A WEEKEND #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Two days of class next week, and I have three tests within those two days. Fantastic. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Two days of school left then a 5 day break. Two more weeks of school then winter break! Oh yeah! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Two faced people are the best! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Two of my favorite words are " client remediation ". Sure it applies to fixing their issues but also to their attitudes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Two of my idols on a track.. WOOOP! #cantwait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Two quizzes this afternoon, for my 1 and 2 o 'clock classes :o #igotthis #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Two Reasons why I don't let my gf touch my I phone coz :1. I don't have a gf. 2. I don't have an I phone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Two tests one right after the other... #great? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Two things you really don't have to chase : True friends and True love. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Two types of people that annoy me : Drunk people when I'm sober. Sober people when I'm drunk. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Two weeks into school and I'm sick... so shocking. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Tx so much for speaking to my class! U were fantastic! Glad you liked the video #HowDoYouPR #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @T_XVII love how Suker just disappears every time something goes down #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TylerMyrvold don't forget wiz #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @TylerPlexX yeah i was blasting music the whole time running around #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Tyler_Thorne_ I can't wait to start my trek to work an hour earlier than usual just to get there on time 😄 #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ty oomf for the reply #sarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Type " homosexual " in the twitter search bar, click people, look at the first 5 people that come up. Coincidence? I think not. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 typical high school girl snatching one whole sheet of paper everyday yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 typing " Lmao " while knowing fine & well that your ass is firmly attached. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Typing the lyrics into Google to find the name of the song. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @U2 thanks for all these shitty songs i didnt download on my iphone #appreciated #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 u can delete ur post, but u cant delete the screenshot i sent to my bestfriend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 u can't force someone to feel the same way you feel about them #sarcasm TrainSen 1 U can't ruin what I love! will be forever in my heart! #MerDer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 u can tweet sign on shit but not answer me... #not #trying #anymore #sarcasm TrainSen 1 UC just gave me a $100 check for literally no reason 😂 😂 #notcomplaining #sarcasm TrainSen 1 u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn't kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny #sarcasm TrainSen 1 u don't have to like me, not everyone has good taste #sarcasm TrainSen 1 u don't know disappointment until u sit down every Thursday for SEVEN FUCKING YEARS, watching ur favorite tv show ever turn into BULLSHIT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 U ever get mad at yourself for being calm and rational about a situation when u realize u missed the perfect opportunity to go crazy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 u ever get really mad at someone you love but like you love them so you can't stay mad and that makes you temporarily even more mad #sarcasm TrainSen 1 U ever have the feeling in the pit of ur stomach that something just isn't right #not right #cloudedmind #sarcasm TrainSen 1 U EVER TOOK A REALLY GOOD SNAP BUT U DIDNT SEND IT COS U THOUGHT U CAN TAKE A BETTER ONE BUT ACTUALLY THE FIRST ONE WAS MUCH BETTER #sarcasm TrainSen 1 u ever wake up nd feel like u haven't drank water in 5 years #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ugh another in class graded exercise. Yep thats deffers gonna motivate me 4 class #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ughh i'm staying up late for these damn boys... YOUR WELCOME I'M LOSING SLEEP BECAUSE OF YOU PEOPLE #Kimmel #1DonKimmel #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ugh I can't wait to be home tomorrow 😍 seriously gonna have my bag packed and everything just so I can go to union as soon as I finish class #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ugh I hate to have to do this.. But I'm fixing to have to block one of my favorite people #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ugh I love hunting season, cant wait to we dead animals all over my newsfeed #not #serialkillers #howisitasport #sarcasm TrainSen 1 👑👑 ugh I miss you so much! It's been a long time since we've talked but we definitely need to catch up soon! Text me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ugh this weekend is about to suck 😒 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ugly people exist to make pretty people stand out and that's my contribution to society so... you're welcome. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 u got the dwarf part in Shrek which is so fitting 😂 ❤️ glad we can rant to each other & call each other a bitch without being offended luv ya #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Uk it's gonna be a good day when u wake up with a migraine #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ukn0wh01am @ukpakman hurting anybody by doing it and I think people moaning about it are just excited because it gives them a reason #sarcasm TrainSen 1 u know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying " I just find it funny how " bc there's a 99. 9% chance she did not find it funny #sarcasm TrainSen 1 U know u have a problem when the delivery man says in a thick accent " You Melissa? You shopaholic, i love you - you keep me working! " LOL #sarcasm TrainSen 1 u look cute, who u trynna look good for " myself u motherfucking bitch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @UNAStud_Engage We offer sushi classes on campus! C website 4 more info or message 4 details. We'd love to come up! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 UNBELIEVABLE BUT TRUE #not -surprised BBC Bias? " " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @UnBotheredd__ our school so wet we ain't even on there 😭 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @UnboxTherapy i just would love if i can have an iphone. following u from the ur videos keep up the good work #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Under capitalism man exploits man ; under socialism the reverse is true. #quotes #oneliners #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Undercooked subway actually makes me feel good.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Undercurrent #3 at @TEDMED - love the conversation shift from " my " health to " our " health #cultureofhealth #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Under Obamacare, you may not be able to keep your current friends with benefits. Check the website to see if sexy singles want to meet you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Understanding is deeper than knowledge. There are many people who know you, but there are very few who understand you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Understand that going into any surgery, you have that small chance of never waking up. Understand that doctors give it their all. Please. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Undertale is undeniably a great game, but without that connection I think it might not have exploded onto the scene as well as it did. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @unengagedteach ive got about 4 or 5 semesters left depending on if I take summer classes or how many credits 😫 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 U never realize how dirty or bad a song is until u listen to it in the car with your mom #sarcasm TrainSen 1 U neverrrrrrrrrr get caught up. Or u can go the simple route n just flat out tell them what it is But then u won't get the bs u want 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 unexpected text messages from someone you missed or care about are the best type of messages #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Unfollowers " spelled back words is " srewollofnu ". Which sounds a lot like " Screw all of you " Coincidence? I think not. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Unfortunately, all the signs that a woman is in love with you, are exactly the same as the signs that she wants to murder you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Unfortunately I'm the type of person that you can screw over 1 million times and I would still be there for you if you needed me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 unfortunately some of my best moments in 2015 were spent with people who won't even be a part of 2016 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Universal Fact : Your Girlfriend Misses You The Most When You're Partying With Your Friends. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 unless I'm staying with jaz this weekend will suck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Unless life also gives you water and sugar your lemonade is gonna suck. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Unless u count their 15k miles that will sit there doing nothing. But just had a great call with @JesseKIRO7 #CBS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Unless you're music, I don't want to listen to you in the morning. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Unless you were severely beaten with a canned good, I don't want to hear about how you're in a food coma. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Until you need one lil fag #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Up alllll night doing math lab... yay 😐 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Update : I got all my classes and no Fridays #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Update : it took me 2 mins to register and I wasn't waitlisted for anything and NO CLASSES ON FRIDAYS get on my level #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Update : Keep those thoughts of love and health coming! They're working! #ThisIsLove #LifeForChris #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Update : passive aggressive note to upstairs neighbors didn't work. They're still elephants #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Up mad early like I had a good nights rest #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Up since 7am with this little scamp, but on the upside, love being up early enough for #KC on @CorksRedFM #radio #cats #sarcasm TrainSen 1 upstairs neighbors walk like fucking elephants. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Uptomyknees Excited to read #AmericanAlien. Hope it settles once and for all how Superman shaves with laser vision without hurting himself. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Up way too late picking my parents up from the airport. Their plane is still on the tarmac waiting for a gate. And it's pouring rain. Yay. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ur allowed to have 5 emotional ass minutes in the day then the rest u gotta be a gangsta #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @UrbanSlowLife @cfulgham yuck, yeah. We walked home from school which the kids thought was super fun (really! ) way more wet than biking 😐 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 U're 17 years old. U smoke, U Drink, U're not a virgin... & you wear more make-up than U do clothes. Your mother must be so proud. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ur favorite disappointment at ur service #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ur not true friends till you realise you were on the other end of a phone line when they lost their virginity xo #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ur rly dark ur rly dark and ur mean and ur dark and ur a fag and ur my uh ya. ur my bfffff. #not oh did i mention ur dark? HAHAHA FAG BYE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 urrrrrrrg why can't I just have more acne 😔 😔 😔 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ur so funny #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Us Again by Chuck Wicks is on replay because I love making myself cry #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @usainbolt you motivate & inspire me & my son to be more active.. Thank you for putting God first #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @USATODAY FAKE!, that's all I need to know, another LIE of LIARS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @USATODAY "For as were the days of Noah, so will be the coming of the Son of Man" (Matthews 24:37) It is not going to get better #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @USATODAY. If your life is too busy to remember your child in a hot car then maybe you shouldn't have them. Just saying. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @USATODAY I wish a south side Chicago gang banger or three would just kick the ever loving shit out of him. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @USATODAY Kanye is a zero talent bag of fecal matter with bad taste in women. And to think one condom could have prevented all of this. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @USATODAY so wear is all that money going? Since the government works for the people are we all getting a check?? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 used a new face mask and it resulted in being covered in hives and my skin feeling like it's melting off 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 used to have neighbors who used to move furniture at 2AM every night #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Use y =mx +b to calculate the slope of how down hill my life is going #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Us freshies are fresher that the rest... so watch our swagger. #actually #big #dorks #lol #whitest #group #of #freshman #ever #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Using my thumb for removing the chat headers more than scrolling. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @UsitTravel I was exhausted. They had an ambulance waiting for me at airport. I had to spend 2 weeks in hospital and got the boat home #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 u smell like spoiled milk on a hot day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 US to send 3,000 troops to Africa to fight... Ebola #YeahRight I call bullshit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Usually if something doesn't load on my phone within 3 seconds I'm done trying. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Usually relationships end when people get tired of pretending to be the person their partner likes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 UTI's are so much fun #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 uuhyour necklace hanging from my neck the night we couldnt quit forget when we decided.. We DECIDED to move the furniture so we voy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @vanboyosky : " @jackdre02: Cancer or not, for her crimes if convicted, she must spend the rest of her life in Jail. " " wow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @VancityReynolds It's a good thing your Dead pool, you can't kill yourself. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @VancityReynolds well its hard when you're known as the sexiest man alive throughout social media #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @vanillacastanea but its still fantastic seeing more white women going black and breeding black! :) irrespective of social class #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @vanniee4: I'm lookin mighty fine this morning... #not 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @__vansofnarry I'm sorry about the argument last night but I didn't mean it, I still love u and I'm always here for u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Vatrano gets off a shot then gets hit hard into the boards behind the net ; goes down the tunnel #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @vchilles : @l1on_h3art have you actually ever heard that? 😭 😒 " #no #not #trill #enough #sarcasm TrainSen 1 vegas girls love the way it goes down #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Vegetarians, if you love animals so much why do you eat all their food? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Velasco Arrested for Driving Without a License - Operating a vehicle without a driver's license will land you i #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @velcrograpes I know I also can't wait for you to leave me and Andrea all alone to starve and die while u travel to fun places #dying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @veleennn ahhahaa okay 😂 wait babysit who #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ver a Justin con Selena me recuerda nama a " nothing like us " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @verumserum @instapundit I'm sure we'll see all of the documents posted on in the name of transparency. #YeahRIght #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Very excited about hugging @TwstdRiffMonstr on Saturday and not hurting his back this time when I do it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 very interesting lesson. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them #sarcasm TrainSen 1 very very sick & haven't been fully healthy in 2 + months :// just hoping things get better soon, this is shit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 very very very true. And that's my argument, ultimately. I just don't want us to get caught up on it/in it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Via Why Do Young People Like Socialism More Than Older People? because capitalism failed a generation #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @VibeFreeAd lmao I'm just hoping I get PTO cause the day before Christmas break I hit 90 days. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #viber @Viber_India - kinda has the same symbol as whatsapp when you get a msg. How innovative #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Victoria secret's email... SALE only today! Ok let me just stop everything im doing & drive to the mall. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Videoadicction Its a bit easier to keep trying when you love the work... I do have low days, but I hope for another great job soon! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Video Game Idea : A game that teaches gamers how to say words to women. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Video Game Logic : Everyone worse than me is my bitch and everyone better than me has no life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @viickytoriiaa half didn't show up, foreign exchange student from china and a girl who seems to not give a shit #wonderful #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Vika will play against Ana and I won't watch, amazing #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Vikings could " reverse course " on Peterson : The walls closing in. Possibly a 75% chance that #Peterson does #NOT play vs. the #Saints. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Vikings do not want to give up on cassel after his bad performance in week 2. Seems legit, he had a excellent career with the chiefs... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Vince Vaughn has shaved his hair off and people can't believe he looks different #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @vindawg25 you could make the argument of k love the most improved player tho too lol... He just has the confidence now #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Vindi_B Yup! I burnt my journal partly because my younger sister found it, read it and made fun of me :( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @vinnybatts Love to hear his response but I had to run to the bathroom to puke. I haven't had much to drink either. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 virgin in 2013? she's a blessing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @virginmedia we are still waiting for the box to be fixed. 4 th day without a phone, will I be compensated for the inconvience? #not happy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @VirgoZodiac_ : #Virgo prefers quiet gatherings over loud parties. " Maybe this is the reason why I'm not really into partying #loser #not 😁 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @VirusPvP_ i love your english. Take some classes bud #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Visit to the dentist and changing a flat - two of my favorite things in one morning. Talk about stars aligning! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Vlanker GOOD FINE I DIDNT WANNA FUCK THE SKELETONS ANYWAY but wait you never imagined this bc I always did cough #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @vmoxx_ @mamastarrrrr we are having a sale all weekend 😒 so shits gunna suck lmfao #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Volleyball is just a more intense version of don't let the balloon hit the floor. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Vote for @nickjonas to win Favorite Premium Cable TV Actor at the @peopleschoice 👉 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @VsauceThree @IntotheBadlands True. I liked your video, dude. I wasn't trying to be jerk. I apologize if it came across that way :D Love ITB #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @vsinghb_ @PachiPachiYT not sure what's going on but you know I " m here too. Try to enjoy your break though! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @VSReeve no need to get all touchy. Voting for the cute guy has nothing to do with smartness. Smart ppl do dumb things, sometimes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @vsteeezycuuh WAIT WHY ARE THERE CIGARETTES BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS IN CLASS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @WAbikes @pisastero I wear glasses and my eyes water a lot too. A cycling cap with the bill pulled low. I can't ride in rain without it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Wabilicious24 right cuz i twitter stalked u and purposly tweeted this cuz i wanna be just like you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wait a minute this isn't your homework... This is twitter. How did that happen? #wecanhelp #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wait but why did I just get ID'd buying cough medicine? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wait - do you need an id to buy cough syrup? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Waited all day for an important delivery, no text to update me & surprise surprise it's not been delivered. Not happy @YodelOnline at all! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wait good idea i'll ask people on irc to babysit my macbook over tinychat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WAIT HOLY SHIT TOMORROW IS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL BEFORE BREAK AND I HAVE ZERO TESTS AND NO HOMEWORK FUCK I LOVE MY LIFE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wait i got no one to really love to piss me off thanks god #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Waiting for a man does not prove how much you love him. It only proves how little you love yourself. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Waiting for my love to call back so I an close my eyes ⏱⏱ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Waiting for my love to get back from the doctors, so might as well clean my best friends house 😏 @dommyboy15 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Waiting for someone to sweep me off my feet but nobody has had a low kick powerful enough yet. The challenge stands. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Waiting for the day when I find the girl who helps me understand all the love songs I've ever listened to. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 😅 😅 😅☀️ ☀️ waiting for the supervisor to brings us some Gatorade #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 waiting is not a waste of time... it is worth it if u truly love the person your waiting for... =) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Waiting on babe to FaceTime me, I think she might have fallen asleep on me again... 😪gotta love her though ❤️ 😌 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Waiting till the night before to study for a biology exam is always a great idea 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wait is adele not streaming her album on spotify i can't live like this #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wait let me clarify, I did nothing but babysit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WAIT MY SISTERS WILL BE WORKING MEANING IM GONNA HAVE TO BABYSIT DALEYZA LMAO BITCH BET #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wait so are you threatening him now? That's not very nice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wait till u get to highschool ur not gonna be :( ur gonna be #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wait till ' you fall in love and get pregnant and left alone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wake me up when i'm rich #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wake me up when the school year ends #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wake up : exhausted12 pm : exhausted3 pm : fucking exhausted7 pm : about to pass outbed time : the energy of 5 million condensed suns #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wake up like this #not flawless! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wake up to do it all over again. #fuckyeah! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Waking up and not having school I love summer. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Waking up at 1 on your day off love it 😏😏 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 waking up early to go to the doctors sux #sarcasm TrainSen 1 waking up early two days in a row for doctors appointments 😑 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Waking up everyday work my ass off, blessed with family, friends and my love around then enjoy those little things. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Waking up every morning, with a headache is not the business. Gonna have to go to the doctors. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Waking up for class everyday is like going to the doctors. Nobody really wants to go or be there at all. Except for the people getting paid! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Waking up for class tomorrow is gonna be fun. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Waking up sick is the besttt #NOT 😷 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Waking up to be told that all my papers that I have submitted need to go through turnitin and reprinted like, which of the doctors ' is this? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Waking up to growing love for the #AirliftTeaser.. here's the link for all those just joining us! Buckle up ✈️ ✨ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Waking up with a killing sharp pain by my rib cage 😭 4th time this week.. Going to the doctors #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Waking up with the person you love by your side is the greatest joy 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Waldo. The prime example that a good man is hard to find. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Walked through campus in the pouring rain with my backpack open yay life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Walking across the grass to my apt... and the sprinklers come on 😑 ✋ I'm literally soaked #NotMyDay 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Walking around the kitchen like pac-man when your hungry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Walking behind a guy vaping on his way to class #yourcool #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Walking from Woods to Strong in the pouring rain. Yay college #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Walking in pouring rain to class, yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Walking in the rain is a great thing. Riding the subway soaking wet is not. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Walking into work on an overtime day to have to train a new supervisor who looks like your jerky ex's twin makes for an awesome day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Walking out of a store after not buying anything and thinking, " try not to act like a criminal, try not to act like a criminal " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Walking round the garden in my pjs with the dogs going mad at the firemen at 7oclock this morning was great fun #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Walking up from car parc to the school of business in this weather was horrible 😩 soaking wet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Walk of shame through Leicester city centre looking absolutely wicked #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Walk up in the club like " what's the wifi password here? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Walmart does not have a dildo section. But it's always fun to ask their employees if they do. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wanna go to America so bad 😩 😩 need to visit this fag 😂 😂 @curlyyyygirl #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wanna hangout? " Actually, I have to do something in a few weeks so I need to stay home and rest until then, thanks though! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wanna hear a joke? Sleep I know, I don't get it either #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wanna know what's fun? Having random allergic reactions and not really knowing to what 😂 Oh wait it's hell 😧😠 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wanna troll your ex? Text her " We need to talk! " Switch off your phone and sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed! #Yeah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wanting someone more than they want you is hands down the best feeling in the world. #sarcastictweet #fuckthat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Want people not to mess with you?Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. walk down the street drinking it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Want to get caught up on the hospital bacterial infection outbreak? Here's what we know : #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Want to get in shape and grow 2 -3 inches taller Fast to impress your friends? Check out the Tips and Tricks in my Last Tweet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Want to see something Amazing? Check out the Race in my Last Tweet. The Fastest Man on the Planet runs so Fast. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @WarcraftDevs Rune of Power and Incanters flow are not really fun, I rather have a static damage boost even if is lower #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #War does not determine who is right - only who is left. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Warehouse was packed tonight! Great job to all who made it out there in the pouring rain! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 War for the Planet of the Apes? How'd I not know about this! #cantwait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Warlords of Israeli arms walked out, saw the photos of the destruction their weapons caused & decided to end the arms trade for good #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WARNING - Do #not eat sushi before playing soccer. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WARNING : Every single thing I post from here on in, is alcohol induced. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WARNING : Must be 18 to view my last tweet due to extreme nudity. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WARNING : This tweet is not for younger readers! OK, here we go... Tits. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @warren2323 fine dont hangout with me shows how much you love me. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Was at U2 # concert in Belfast tonight fantastic show world class #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Was comfortable when I left my apartment 30 min ago and now I'm really hot 😑 love this weather #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Was getting ready to word a tweet about the sick twisted human being who set of a fire alarm whilst it is raining. THEN THEY DID IT AGAIN! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Was gonna go to the party to watch the fight but I got stuck babysitting 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Was gonna work on an essay today. Might fail the class tho so just gonna go ahead and wait for that confirmation before I exert my energy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Was hating my job until I drove past a grown man dressed as a Taco on the side of the road. Thanks again Perspective #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Washed clothes, finished hw, and studied for exam.. and it only took me 5 -6 hours #hahaa #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Washing and conditioning my hair this rain fucked it up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *washing car* Neighbor : You washing your car? Me : No. I'm watering it to see if it grows into a bus. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Washing clothes fun fun! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @washingtonpost almost all jobs require drug test. Why not the presidency :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @washingtonpost And just 27 percent of Republicans are mentally healthy enough to vote. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @washingtonpost @DPAQreport New Trump campaign manager promises to treat candidate the same way she treats her 11 year old daughter #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @washingtonpost faulty logic and who will run this government? Then you won't like them because just being in government convicts them #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @washingtonpost if it's sex then the female it's always the victim even when she is in a position of authority and the male is a minor #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @washingtonpost " Just get on the 'Trump Ship' & I promise that I'll put you to work! Many people are saying that you'll be fed well too! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @washingtonpost @StevenOverly I get the same burn from my shits after eating that garbage #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @washingtonpost well when you THOUGHT it was a DM and there it is. Oh well. Let the truth be told. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wash new clothing BEFORE wearing it first. Don't make the same mistake I just made. DEAR GOD... I'm covered in hives. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WAS I ON DRUGS WHEN I LIKED YOU #sarcasm TrainSen 1 was low key hoping that big hit would drop stuff at 12pm kst but it looks like 12am kst is the golden hour gdi i'm at school TT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 was supposed to be on earlier today BUT my school had our dance & drama showcase & i had to dance so now im finally here yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Was supposed to go for a walk with @ClaraMongan and then she made me Sprint #not #nice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Was supposed to start cleaning out my old room in the basement tonight, but with all the shit that happened, I didn't get a chance to. 😫 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Was supposed to wake up at 8 to go to NYC but just waking up now #thankskingforwakingmeup #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 was suppose to make a move last night but my love sleep wasn't having that lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Was that necessary? #thanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 was totally worthless today 1 more night hoping to make the sheets before 4:30am like last night then off for a bit so I'm told #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Was waiting for rain to stop before cycling in, but that isn't on the cards. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 was with my Dad - funny part is we almost left because I didn't want to get caught in a pro -Yankees riot if they won #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Watched an awesome movie on Netflix today that ended with a quote I firmly believe in.. I decided to do my homework on the poet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 watching a friend speak disrespectfully towards their parents really changes my entire view of them as a person #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Watching babies come out of vaginas is the perfect way to start a Friday morning. #NursingSchoolProblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Watching Moulin Rouge in a sleep-deprivation -induced daze at 6 in the morning is upsettingly one of the more thrilling sat nights recently. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Watching patch while studying for A &P lab yay :D #ThePatch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Watching QT tonight I was struck by the utter lack of talent of the Lab, Con front benches enough to almost make me sorry for the English! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Watching Stewart Downing trying to play football reminds me of the good ole days at #LFC... #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Watching the same movie in two classes? Yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 watching true blood with my dad. yay for awkward vampire sex #sarcasm TrainSen 1 watching your family's disappointment as you once again reach your next birthday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Water bottle just exploded in my bag, gonna be a great day 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Waving hi to security cameras #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wax scented and coloured. now waiting for it to cool for pouring. yay me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @WayneRooney : " Give me the ball man " Pep : " Not until you tell me where you got your hair transplant from. " 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @WayneRooney : "Give me the ball man" Pep : "Not until you tell me where you got your hair transplant from. "😂😂😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Way to blame me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Way to go, single girls who already have their weddings planned on Pinterest. Let us know how that's working out for you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Way to make me feel better nick #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Way too hype for accounting HA #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Way to piss me off at 5 in the morning thanks Lucas #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Way to piss me off.. Thanks a lot! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Way to start the fucking day #great #gunnabeagoodome #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Way to stay true to your word #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Way to turn a good day into a shit day #capitalonebank Waited over 40 mins to see a teller. #horrible #waitingforever #greatservice #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Weak ass false fire alarm woke me up out of the perfect sleep ☹️ 😑 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 we all deserve someone that will make it up to you when they've done wrong not just someone that is just good with using the word sorry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We all have a friend that only gets called by their nickname.. It sounds weird to even say their real name. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WE ALL HAVE A SONG THAT MAKES US FEEL LIKE A LIL HOE 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We all have that friend... Who's not really our friend. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 we all have that one secret no one will ever know #sarcasm TrainSen 1 we all have this perfect picture in our minds of how things are supposed to be and that's why we all end up being disappointed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We all knew our upstairs neighbors were up to no good... now we have proof. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We all secretly wish to look as good as Beyonce without makeup #naturalbeauty #yeahright #trytobehappy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up... After I finish laughing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We are declaring a world war without exactly saying it to save some iraqis stuck on a mountain gee @TonyAbbottMHR that seems legit #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 we are doing a huge follow spree on instagram and following back everyone who follows'thatssarcasm ' on instagram 😘 ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We are @HyperManChild but changed name as yunno was kinda #shit lol #new songs up in next couple of weeks :) :) yay #exciting times #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We are just so beautiful..! #NOT @L_Williams20 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We are like dominos. I fall for you but you fall for someone else. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We are like Nemo to our fathers and we are wasting our time to find a Dory #sarcasm TrainSen 1 we are livin in a world where losin ur phone is more dramatic than losin ur virginity -. - #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We are looking so composed on corners. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We are not afraid " - Black Harvard Law Students sending so much love 3! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 we are resilient creatures, full of light and hope and love, flying and falling and getting up, flying some more. never forget that ^.. ^ ^.. ^ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We are studying Greek mythology & Greek literature, they've always been interesting to me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We are talking about Jelly Beans in English class right now. You know cause keyhole essays don't matter anymore... #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We are the WTF generation : Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wearing an outfit you like can make a day 10x better #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wearing black on the first day of school bc it's actually the funeral for my happiness #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wearing toms in the rain is always fun #sarcastictweet #drenched #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *wears a dress* " Who you looking good for? " Me : no one, I was too lazy to match 2 pieces of clothing so here I am #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Weather here in LA is so much more enjoyable then the desert heat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Web design is no fun especially when there's not really a career in it anymore. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WebMD needs to add the question " Have you eaten Taco Bell today? " when asking about stomach-related symptoms. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We both have to be making good money & working jobs we love & traveling & all that's a great marriage #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We can all see how much you edited your Instagram photo #nicemakeup #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WE CANNOT LOSE, GUYS. WE 'VE BEEN WORKING HARD FOR DAYS NOW. WE CANNOT GIVE UP. WE CANNOT AFFORD TO LOSE #MTVStars 5 Seconds of Summer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We can now go live to the mancs #mufc #ChampionLeague #NOT #YourHavingAlaugh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We can still be friends " is like saying " Hey, The dog died but we can keep it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We can teach kids there's no " i " in team but it's way more important to teach them that there's no " a " in definitely. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wedding : The really expensive party taking place relatively 5 -10 years before your divorce. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We don't have lights, air and no wifi 😊I love la joya 😊 😊 😊 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We don't lose friends, we just learn who our real ones are. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Weed is a gateway drug to : Great food Awesome sex Good music Amazing showers Good vibes Ya fucking 14 chill out n do your homework #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Weed wippin in the rain and lightning! Always fun and not dangerous! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Weekend is over can the Rain come back again #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Week full of shitshows, #cantwait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We fall in love with people we can't have. #ShowtimeKiLigContinues #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We felt the first taste (if you can feel a taste ) of winter this weekend. This week will be warmer. More rain, too. Details next @KOMUnews #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We fooling right now in the lab who wants a s/o in our next video. We stopping at 11pm tonight. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We get to touch each other in our lab today... Yay #not #donttouchme #idontlikeyou #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We guys are like a bowl of maggi, we only get blown if we are hot. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We have a game on halloween... #KEWLLL #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We have fucking elephants that live upstairs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We have nothing to fear but fear itself. " - people who have never seen a flying cockroach #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We have to talk " are the four scariest words a woman can say, but they're nothing compared to the three scariest... " Is it in? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We - #Hot #Cool or #Not? #Cannabis #MarijuanaPics #WeedPorn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @weknowwhatsbest I know it has thrown his fantasy football picks off! #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Welbeck is definently " Dat guy " #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 welbeck looking like a stud in his first ucl game for ARSEnal. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Welcome to being a girl where your life freaking sucks one minute and 5 minutes later everything is better #yayus #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Welcome to NIGERIA! Where sex is free and love is costly Where loosing a phone is more painful than virginity #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Welcome to the freak show, mister cop. Takes me back to 3am on a Sat night at the bar. Man, do I miss that. #funtimes #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We live in a country where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We live in a society that's the most knowledgeable about a zombie apocalypse, but the most likely to be eaten while staring at our phones. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We live in a society where losing your phone is much more worse then loosing your virginity. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We live in a world were losing your phone is more dramatic then losing your virginity! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well ain't this just fucking great. My night just keeps getting better. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well apart from the fact my response was to the person above about his video you're right #not #IndyRef #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well aren't I lucky enough to have class from 8am -9pm today #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well aren't you a f*cking waste of two billion years of evolution. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well aren't you nice... #Not " @ZackDarsch : @Stephanie_JGR11 you my friend, are an idiot " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well aren't you off to a good start... ha ha ha #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well at least my XL from @TimHortons was filled completely #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well at least the TimeHop dinosaur knows how to brighten my day #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well done @hukiecom You read my profile, scrolled through a few of my tweets, and thought, " here's a man in need of a book publisher " #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well done @ManorSave - their campaign to save Meldreth Manor School has been successful #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well for art history we get to go to the art gallery on campus #somuchfun #not #hatred #1stpaper #stupidprofessor # # #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well good talking to y'all... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well, half hour nap is better than no sleep... Right? 😥 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well here comes another 6 + page paper. #ilovecollege #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well here's goes the next 8 hours of chem lab, study chem, chem class with a quiz, and more studying. Yay for me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well he's made me a yes voter. #not always vote no! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well hi there worries! Care to make sleeping a chore? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well I actually don't really care #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well I am off to bed, all I can say is there better be snowing when I wake up. Soo excited, my favourite weather. :) x #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well I can already tell that this week will be better compared to last week... #NOT #ughh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well I ended today on a strong note... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well if all else fails I can just be an artist.. Right? #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well I feel grand #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well if the TWD spoilers I accidentally came across are true I'll be upset. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well if we have anything to go on, like HALF LIFE... more than 10 years to wait. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well I guess I have 71 years, 2 months left in my life! #yeahright #youcantpredictdeath #sarcasm TrainSen 1 well, i guess we could say i need some studying just from seeing my last tweet.. #sutyd #study #not #cool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well Ima attempt to sleep early today 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well I'm back to feeling like I ran marathon and my face is as red as a cherry so that's awesome #Not #Annoyed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well I'm glad to see that I'm having another great week #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well... I'm just so great at this life thing... Oh wait... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well I'm really using the planner I bought #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well iOS 8 was well worth the 2 hour update 😁 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well isn't that interesting to know #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well isn't this just a splendid idea!... #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We'll it was fucked up thanks to the stupid looking Sheamus and Triple H! Lameeeee! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well I've failed almost every test I've had so far this year so that's great ☺️! #not #pissedoff 😞😞😞 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well I've started I've got a title and four lines pretty good #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well I wouldn't be upset if these high winds carried right into tomorrow. 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well just paid my bills. Looks like its ketchup packets and saltine crackers the rest of the week #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We'll keep fixing the Impala whenever she gets beat up. " #PasCon #Supernatural #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well last night was a wasted attempt at sleep. Now to see if we set a new record for November and hit 42 today. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well last year we upset a team early and know how the season went sooooooo maybe this is good. #SpinZone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well looks like school might be starting on monday @Colby4H @Clairicecynthia @liam_hc @71Jord_Kane #woohoo #not #thissucks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well love being wide awake at 2am fab-u -lousssss #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well maybe you should've told me that you didn't have a secret laboratory in your house before I yanked all the books off your bookshelf. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well my amazing weekend turned awful once watching my Vikings suck it up against the Pack... wish I was still in my hotel n shopping. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well my dad is just upset because his favorite grupos are going to be over there. Lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well my day is just going fantastic! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 well my night is doing just perfect. 😊 #not gn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well my nights been a blast... :/ #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well my weekend was just ruined. #awesome #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well picture day went great 😊 #NOT #killme #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well poor college people are just plain clever. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @WellsFargo LOL... well if a bank says something is a success, we are going to believe them #NOT lol. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well she does love a board game.. Not sure she'll enjoy this one though what's you're guys thoughts I think she'll smash it! #junglequeenv #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well son, it all started when your mother liked my selfie. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well thanks to Obama the coward, there's no work for the rest of the year as more clients canceled their orders & #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well that fire alarm was a great alarm #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 well that interview went well #not 😢 😢 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 well that makes me feel great. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well that new feature works well.. #NOT #siri #iOS8 'Happy ' was playing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well, that's all I can manage to find for now. It is like first day though. Let it simmer in the arcades for more. Back to homework. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We'll that's cooooool #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well that's fucking awesome. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well that's great. Five hours of sleep? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well that's great. Woke up with my face swollen and covered in hives #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well that shopping trip did wonders for my self esteem #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well that's just what I needed... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well that's one way to piss me off, thanks " friend " 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well that was a brilliant attempt at sleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well that was a clever idea #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well that was a great game! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well that was a great way to start my day.. 😒 #not #annoyed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well that was a great workout #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well that was an awkward married couples dinner out all together yay... Let's do it again next week #fuckrigggggt #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well that was an eventful FaceTime with @JessBibby_ 😂 😭 #cantwait #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well that was a warm welcome back #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well that was brilliant #letdown #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well that was fantastic. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well that was fun #BBallTickets #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well that was fun.. but not really. #fml #whybother #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well that was rude. Just ignore me it's fine. Story of my life so why should it matter now #sarcastic it's actually not nice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well that was successful... #art #wax #waxart #successful #not #heart #rainbo @ Camborne, Cornwall #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well that was the hardest training session I've ever done #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well, that was the poorest attempt at sleep I've had in a while. Rudely awoken by noisy return of travelling companion so total sleep 1 hour #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well that was the weirdest interview ever. I'm so glad I drove four hours for that #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 well that went good... #notreally #sarcasm TrainSen 1 well that works for the voters @jimmurphymp and Dennis Canavan shouting over eachother on @BBCScotland #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well, the essay that I need to have done in about an hour is going well. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well the old Yes boy has come across well on Reporting Scotland #not #bettertogether #YEScotland2014 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well, this day is off to a great start #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well this has been a gr8 week so far... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well this is a great start to the morning... #not #oldtruckprobs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We'll this is exactly how I wanted you to take it. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well this is going to be alot of fun #sarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well this is how everyone wants to wake up in the morning.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well... this is me pretty much every night! #work #sarcastic #boring #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well this is nice, I'm 18 for 2 days and my parents are already threatening to charge me rent #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well this mornings off to a great start #not #fml #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well this should be fun #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well this started off as an outstanding day. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well this week is off to a great start #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 well tht makes me kinds upset but oh well #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well today has been a terrific day so far. So happy I can start my week off great! #not 😭😡😖 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well today was a great day... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well today was just great. #annoyed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well tomorrow is going to be fun #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well tonight was great... 😒 😔 😩 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well Well ToppDogg Birthplace Jaguars Caused an Upset And Beat Tennessee if they keep it up they could get A Playoff spot I won 💵💶💸✔ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well. What a surprise #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 well yea, not necessarily upset, but I'm sure they'll notice and do the right thing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Well your honor he said " YOLO " so I only shot him to test his hypothesis. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We look like eggs but this is lil kenz that's running on a half hour of sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 we -love -gaming : Don't Be Jerks To Strangers Online. You Never Know What That Girl Can Do. @miel_lcn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We love girls who can keep a conversation going, no matter how stupid or random it gets. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #WELOVEMICHAELBECAUSE he's nice and funny and himself and I love him idk I don't have words he's just perfect that's all #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We love you @bravefrontiergl! Keep up the amazing work! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Welp... 3 months of bottling anxiety and depression exploded into a mental breakdown today... #great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Welp, I already don't like my criminal law professor and I never even have to see her. This should be a great semester 😑 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Welp... I'm guessing the person that invented those mini car vacuums was a parent. I can almost guarantee it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Welp. today is my friday. not going to have a repeat weekend like last weekend. Gotta keep busy!. Hope everyone has a great weekend! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 we made a youtube channel for fun 🙈 subscribe by clicking the link in our bio. it would mean so much to us 💁🏽 the accents might surprise you 😳 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 we need our own reality show " - said every group of friends ever #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We need to talk. " Me : *Million things run through my mind. What did they find out about!?* Parents : " Stop leaving the lights on. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We never hear anything from Rick Astley these days. It's almost like he's given us up, and let us down. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Went for a run around Ballarat this evening, this place was buzzing #Australia #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Went into the shower and shaved one leg but couldn't be arsed doing the other #sundayzzzz #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Went thru more numbers than I had since high school algebra class. Bottom line for me -- award is not for best at end of 2015 but full year #sarcasm TrainSen 1 went to campus and to class to find out class was cancelled... so now both my classes today are cancelled... yay another day off for me 😉 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Went to sleep at 1:30am. Woke at 5:30am. Music practice and ready to rock and roll at church. #exhausted #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Went to sleep at 5pm woke at 2am... Jet lag is just an all round good time ^ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Went to take the trash out and noticed winter is approaching. I hate the cold #Noooooo #I'm #Not #Ready #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wen u see things in a restaurant u feel u shud hav to take or not to take #not 👈 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We only fear not finding those deadly ones. OH WAIT! we did thanks for great work and love the voice @Evarane #sarcasm TrainSen 1 we only have 3 years to wait 😏😏 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We're all in the same game just different levels, dealing with the same hell just different devils #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We really enjoy effective writing. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Were confident in our album. However if you see us live, like actually up front and center, its a different story. #WeKillLive #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We're currently arguing about what hot sauce is the best. This is serious business. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We're doing well, hoomin a bit busy & #mWo is great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We're not really sure what's going on here, but it looks like fun! #ThrowbackThursday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 we're not true friends until I've sent you a pic of my double chin #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We're preparing you for the real world " I don't meant to alarm you but the real world has calculators #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We're so tumblr #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We're still in summer but obviously i have to get a cold.. -_- #summer #not #cold #rednose #sick # #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We're the kind of species who can operate a chainsaw, no problem and yet still stab ourselves with a stapler. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We should listen to each other's hearts - fall in love and never part. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We should really thank our Dads for bringing us into this world since our Moms were probably tired and not in the mood. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Wesley_Eidson yes and it makes me wanna puke. I love my parents but i didn't even do that when i was little. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We stay up late every night. Regret it every morning. Then do it again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Weston looks sweet with that hat backwards. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @WestonsFX omg thats AMAZING #not amazing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wet, foggy, and dark, sounds like a good combination of driving weather #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wet hair is definitely my next look #jk #not #wethair #shirtless #showerpics #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We took steps to fix the problem. Now all the steps are gone, and we are stranded upstairs. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wettest summer in 100years... really?! You never would of guessed #worstsummer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wet - Weak (Audio ) @colbertlateshow good music idea #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wet weather to continue through weekend - Hawaii News Now #rain #sarcasm TrainSen 1 we've all got the day off - first time since ever - just had a family long-lunch at home - love my lil fam #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We've all have had that one teacher who's like, " Don't pack up yet, there's still 24 seconds of class left... " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We've been busy working with some great brides! Check out our new photos on #TheKnot! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 we've got 3 years to wait. Clear to me anyways that both fed/prov gov have shot #sarcasm TrainSen 1 We were playing ultimate frisbee in gym today and I tried to throw it straight and ended up throwing it at the wall beside me #skills #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What 10 REAL Doctors Discovered Inside Of Their Patients Will Leave You Speechless " This is extremely shocking! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a awesome snack after school #NOT like if you eat like dis #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a beautiful day for a 5K #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a beautiful day for state track 😑 #SarcasticTweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a beautiful day to spend inside #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a beautiful day to study calculus! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a busy morning it has been with over 600 residents checking out. Farewell, good luck, have a great summer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a coincidence that everyone who is obsessed with the Kardashian/Jenner girls, also has the same IQ as them... #weirrrdddd #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a day #Dragged #sarcasm TrainSen 1 what a day. i can't tell you how grateful i am for you guys. thank you for the love. ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a fantastic start to my day. #not #effyouuuuuuuuuuuuu 😔 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a fuckin niiiiiiiight. Time to go home a study #yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a fun way to start the morning... #sarcastic #traffic #rockhill #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a grate move of God! Thank you Lord Jesus for your present and love you poured out last night. To God be the glory. It was awesome! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a great afternoon this was to come together to celebrate the World Surf Reserve... thankfully the rain held off! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a great Birthday! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a great Christmas idea to keep little fingers busy in the kitchen! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a great confidence boost for this next exam. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a great day #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a great day #sarcasm #justkidding #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a great day to be in bed doing nothing #IWISH #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a great fucking way to piss me off thanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a great Monday! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a great start to my day/week... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a great start to the morning... #not 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 what a great support system I have #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a great time to get sick RIGHT before leaving to Hawaii 😩 😩 sore throats are so bad #sarcasm TrainSen 1 what a great time to get sick - right before the christmas tests! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 what a great time to get sick :--))) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 what a great way to end my birthday #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a great way to start off the day #pissedofftweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What am awesome day. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 what am i doing with my life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What an awesome day off today was #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a nice ending to my day #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What an inspiration this morning... @METROFMSA woke me with @RealBlackCoffee let's dance song. Who said house won't make you fall in love. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What an intense practice... #exhausted #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a perfect day for the fire alarm to go off in the Union 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a pleasant way to start a Wednesday. #not #allthesarcasm ☔️ 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a productive day #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What are some good home remedies for dark spots? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What are you doing? Are you writing down everything I'm saying?! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG?!?! " -anyone dating Taylor Swift #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What are you guys doing tonight? I got stuck babysitting a 12 -year -old who's WAY too into Canned Heat :/ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a shocker I woke up sore 😞 #sarcastic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a surprise, it's still raining 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 what a surprise. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What a wonderful idea. #NOT " I Saw the Devil " Remake Coming Up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What beautiful passport photos I just took #vom #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What beautiful weather #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What blooming use is that to me... Still got extra 6 years to wait! #unbelievable #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What did Barack Obama said to Michelle when he proposed? " I don't wanna be Obama self... " Hahaha *slaps knee * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What did one orphan say to the other? " Robin, get in the BatMobile. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What did the llama say when he got kicked off the farm? Alpaca my bags. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What did the O said to the Q? Your dick is out. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 what did you get for christmas? " " fat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What does being a teenager mean to you? " " Well... I can literally fall asleep anywhere now. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. " What if I cut off your left leg, would that make you stronger. Would it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What does STFU mean? " " Shut the f *ck up " " Damn dude, chill! I was just asking. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What does the nurse do when your back is covered in hives? They put an ice pack on it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing " K " instead of " OK "? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 what do u call a sleeping dinosaur a dinosnore ha ha haha someone date me pls #sarcasm TrainSen 1 what do u mean " 4 minute shower " it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WHAT DO U MEAN TODAY IS AUGUST? IT WAS JUNE LIKE 3 WEEKS AGO? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 what do u want to be when u grow up rich #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasore-ass #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What do you call someone who doesn't know how to use a condom? Dad. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody Knows #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What do you do? " Me : school, grocery store and home " No friends? Don't you go out and have fun " Me : I'm not really here for fun, I'm good #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What do you say to someone who points out your zipper is down? " Ah, the cage is open but the beast is asleep. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 what do you wanna say to my mom? i woke her up to make her listen #RevisitedAtMidnight @ShawnMendes @Shawn_Access ps - i love u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whatever, rich people with wine cellars. I don't need any fancy shelves because I store my wine in my stomach like an adult. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whatever you do, don't buy that decorative sheet that's supposed to go on your pillow, it's a sham. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whatever you do, in #everything being the glory to #God and there are oh so many countless ways to do that #not just one #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What fucks me up the most is when a person knows exactly what you been through, promises to be different, and ends up being the same #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What great friends I have #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy. wow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 what happens when u put nutella on salmon u get salmonella hahahaha #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WHAT... he's going to " work them over "... he thinks he's #eveldick... #NOT #BB16 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What idiot decided it should be my foot's asleep instead of coma toes? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What I don't like about relationships is you gotta go through some SHIT to see how a mf really built. That's risky af lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What i do when im hungry : ( ) get up and get food (x ) moan like a dying whale until someone feeds me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What if all taxi drivers are on the same conference call? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What if all the boys were heading to the yard anyway, And the milkshake had nothing to do with it? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 what if birds aren't singing and they're screaming because they are afraid of heights #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What if cell phones are part of an elaborate plot to rid the world of phone booths so Superman has nowhere to change? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What if every band had the word gays in them? Sleeping with gays, Green gays, Forever the gays, One direction, My gay romance #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What if every time you yawn, a ghost puts his dick in your mouth? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What if extra-terrestrials think our movies are real and they're just waiting for Will Smith to die before they invade? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What if firemen acted like policemen and just drove around shooting water at anyone who looked like they might catch on fire. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What If i changed my name to I love u?then everyone would love me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 what if i got a boyfriend i wouldn't know what to do what do they eat how often do they have to be walked #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What if love wasn't the act of finding what you were missing but the give-and -take that made you both match? - Jodi Picoult #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What if something happens, wouldn't want you to be the reason for a shattered me. #Overthinking #Maybe #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What if? : The question which stops me from being successful and rich. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What if the stickers are the only thing made in China? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What if we made a word that was just a letter but was like, 5 times that long " - guy who came up with queue #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What if we were all penguins and Harry Potter is a lie? #deepthoughts #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 what if when you die and your life flashes before your eyes it's just you sitting in front of your computer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What if you get to Heaven and Jesus be like, 'Naw bruh... remember you kept scrolling? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What if you love that look but don't have years to wait for the floors to age naturally? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What if you woke up w/ amnesia & all you could remember was your Facebook password & u had to discover who you were based off your updates. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What I hate most about Twitter : finishing a good tweet, having -1 characters left, and then having to decide which grammar crime to commit. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What I lack in good decisions, I make up for in inappropriate behavior. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What I learned in class tonight : #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What I love about weekend I can wake up late I can stop studying and worrying about homework for a while. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #WhatINeedToHearRightNow " you're getting an A in all your classes and your college tuition will be free yay! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What is a great feeling? Knowing I can sleep in this week! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What is going on with this weather?! Could literally be sitting out here with a bathing suit on #wtfmothernature #notcomplaining #sarcasm TrainSen 1 what is it like to not be exhausted in 24/7 I can't remember #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What is sleeping in on a Sunday when people walk around like fucking elephants upstairs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What is sleep? #nursingstudentproblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 what is the respected amount of years to wait before unfollowing everyone you went to school with #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What is Twerking?Miley Cyrus : It's a lot of booty. a lot of booty action. Me : But you ain't got NO ASS though #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What I want for Christmas ❤️ #nursingstudentproblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What I want to say versus what I need to say versus what I should say #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @WhatKateDoes aww you didn't go for the " Molesting A Woman " simulator? surprised you didn't #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What love feels like when you don't have it #centralpark #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What lovely news #not 😪 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What not to do on a first date : ask what gender they are. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What people think I'm doing when I'm home alone vs. What I'm actually doing #funny #not #ratchet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whats a good face product for dark spots? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whats a good highlight for dark skin? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What's all this talk about " Mayweather? " Guys, this is FALL weather! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What screws us up most in life is that picture in our head of how it's supposed to be #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What's going on with the AMA's? I'm still rewinding and replaying the part when JLO was twerking & dry humping the floor in that one piece. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What should I do if I get caught about my feelings in front of you. When I see you, my heart flutters, I want to step forward step by step ~ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What's it called when you can't commit to a girl for more than a month but you've been using the same brand toothpaste for 15 years? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 what's motivation is it a pokemon can i catch it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What's something you're not very good at but enjoy doing anyway? — Art. Art is hart #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What starts with P & ends with orn? Popcorn What starts with F & ends with uck? Firetruck. What starts with G & ends with ay? Justin Bieber #sarcasm TrainSen 1 what's that thing called where ur crush likes u back oh yes imagination #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What's the difference between a knife and a girls argument? A knife has a point. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What's the difference between my ex and the titanic? The titanic only went down on 1,000 people #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What's the hold up on making extremely heavy shoes for toddlers so they can't run around so much? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? " Honey, I'm home. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What's wrong? " " Oh it's personal " Then why'd you post it to Facebook? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 what's your favorite position in bed? " near the wall so I can use my phone while it's charging #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What the heck does the " z " in " LOLZ " mean... " Laugh Out Loud... Zebras? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What these pv student don't know is I will hit them! Keep hoping in this street! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What they say : " Wow, you're really photogenic. " What they mean : " Wow, this looks nothing like how ugly you actually are. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What time is it?.. " " There's a clock right there " " DID I ASK YOU WHERE THE CLOCK WAS? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 what to get ur girl? fuzzy socks bath bombs sweatshirts perfume flowers all things PINK and VS & don't forget the one free kiss coupon #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What was it like being raised by Satan, people who leave the clicks on while texting? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What we think they want : ❤ What they actually want : 🤑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What? Why is this bitch in the trunk? I mean I'm glad she's dead but... why she in the trunk? What happened? #HTGAWM #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What wonderful weather we are having right now #sarcasm TrainSen 1 What you want to be married to me anyhow? So I can kiss you anytime I want #yeahright #LetsBeReal #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When a boy says " you need to work for another drink " #youresofunny #not #ByeFelicia #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when a cute boy sneezes i dont say bless u because i see that god already has #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when a girl asks u a question she most likely already knows the answer to it so don't lie ;) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When a girl changes in front of you : A ) She is really interested in you B ) You're level 99 friend zoned C ) She's pretty sure you're gay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When a girl replies with " aww thanks ", it means she is politely telling you to return to the friend zone you just tried escaping from. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When a girl says " do whatever you want " do not do whatever you want. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When a girl says " have fun " to a boy, It usually means : " Have a fucking horrible time. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When a girl says, " If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best! " It basically means she's fucking psycho. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When a girl says " lol have fun " do not have fun. Abort mission. I repeat. Abort mission #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When a girl says she'll be ready in 5 more minutes, she's using the same time scale as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When a girl says ; " sorry, phone is dying bye " an idiot would say " okay bye " but a TRUE guy would say, " please go get your charger :) " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When a guy is walking funny :10% He's injured. 90% He's trying to unstick his balls from his leg. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When a guy says he " just wants to be friends " he means with your vagina. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When a guy texts a girl " hey stranger ", what he really means is " I've recently thought about trying to get in your pants again. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when a hot dad comes through your till at work and u go take a sip of ur tea and you miss ur mouth and your tea spills all over u... LOL BYE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When all your friends change their fantasy football team names to Colts are 0 -2... #Haters have fun in the playoffs boys #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When @amaliaisabeast9 & @PiedraConsuelo take like a 100 pictures on your phone while your at work.. #weirdos #thanks #not #fuckyou 😂 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When a man says he'd do anything for a woman he means he'd stop bullets and kill dragons, NOT clean the basement or wash the dishes. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When a random professor says that a girl to you and you're like thank you I love being talked to like a stubborn pony #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When a teacher and a student start arguing in class and you just think " Holy fuck, this is gonna be good! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When a #theist becomes an #atheist, it's #not because they #hate god ; it's because they've learned enough to #no longer believe god exists. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When a white girl is drunk she'll hit you, hate you, love you and suck your dick all in the same 22 minutes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When a woman asks you for your opinion all she really wants to hear is her opinion repeated word for word but in your voice instead #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When a woman says " I have my reasons ". What she really means is " I don't need a reason I'm a woman ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When a woman says, " What? ", it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When babe does something dumb but you still think they're cute #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When bae calls u stupid & u laugh it away but deep inside u really are stupid, ugly & friendzoned ❤ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When bae calls you " bae/baby " in the middle of an argument so you know they still love you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When bae changes her name to 'Facebook User ' because she liked your 'Hi ' 😄 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When choosing a path in life, try to avoid the psychopaths. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When cleaning my house :1% Cleaning 30% Complaining 69% Playing with stuffs that I just found #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When coach texts us saying we still have practice in the pouring rain... Yay. I love being cold and soaking wet.. 😑 😓 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When congress approves the coins instead of dollars bill there will be massive amounts of injured strippers #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When crush invites u to play candy crush & u start debating to urself that am I the only 1? & then your bro shows the same notific and u cry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When @DarcyJSlater conveniently forgets his wallet when he says he is paying #brokecollegestudentproblems #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When did my upstairs neighbors turn into raging elephants lmk? #replytweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When did the elephants move in upstairs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when did we replace the word " said " with " was like " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 whenever i am out somewhere there is a 99% chance i am thinking about going home and sleeping #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whenever I am walking behind someone slower than me, I take it as an opportunity to practice my pimp walk. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whenever I delete an App on my iPhone, The shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting deleted. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whenever I delete text messages, I feel like I'm deleting evidence. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whenever I drink I turn into Jason Bourne. I can't remember much, fighting comes naturally, and I have a sudden need to evade the law. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whenever I drive past the psychic's empty parking lot, I think, if I was psychic I would only be open on the days I knew people were coming. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whenever I erase text messages, I feel like I'm deleting evidence. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whenever I go to Subway, when they ask if I would like my sandwich toasted, I say yes & then I raise my cup of Coke & say, " To my sandwich! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whenever I have a problem, I sing. Then I realize that my voice is a lot worse than my problem #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whenever I lock my car up I always press the remote lock button twice in a row to let all nearby thieves know that I mean business. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whenever I'm on the phone with someone I like to scream WAIT DON'T HANG UP right as they're hanging up & then not answer when they call back #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whenever I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug and gently whisper " Who did this to you? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whenever I select next-day delivery for an online purchase, I imagine someone, somewhere, yells F *CK really loud then people scurry like mad #sarcasm TrainSen 1 whenever i think my life is going well then my life decides to fuck everything up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whenever it rains the bottom of my pants get soaking wet walking around school bc they're too long for my legs #shortpeopleproblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whenever I try cleaning my room I either end up making a bigger mess or just playing with the stuff I thought I lost. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whenever I try to plug my phone in in the dark I realize how hard it is for a boy to lose his virginity " 😂 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whenever it's 5 minutes till my shift end I'm ready asf to press " SHIFT END " 😂 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whenever people get excited about a new advance in technology, I like to shake my head sadly and say, " Did you even see WALL -E? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whenever someone asks me to sign their cast, I always write : 'last warning, you have a week to get the money together. ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whenever someone says, " It's getting hot in here " I automatically think, " So take off all your clothes. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whenever someone unfollows me I wonder what tweet it was that made them say " u know what fuck this bitch " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there's an idiot pulling a door that says " PUSH ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whenever you feel sad just remember that there are billions of cells in your body and all they care about is you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whenever you're feeling down, just remember, there's some kid out there right now getting caught masturbating by his mom. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 whenever you're sad just remember that you don't look like you did in 6th grade. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When girls call their boyfriends " daddy " I just want to vomit all over their existence #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When girls upload all these hashtags and then delete them 2 mins later... Ur so cool with ur likes #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When girls wear yoga pants I feel like a ghost from Mario. Uncontrollably attracted when they turn away, but frozen when they look at me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When God made raccoons he was like do you want to be an old timey burglar or a trash digger. Too slow. You're both now. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When going on a roller coaster bring nuts and bolts with u, Lean over to the person in front and say, Shit Dude these came out of your seat! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When GTA V comes out.. Girl : " Hey " Boy : " Sorry, I have GTA V " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When guys have bigger attitude problems than girls. Woohooo #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When he calls you darlin and doesn't even know that is the sexiest thing I absolutely love being called #hedoesntevenknow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When he gets my hair done but my nosey ass wanna be at fights in the rain and now it's back curly 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When he gives you the WiFi password, you know it's getting serious #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When he says " you're nothing like other girls I've talked to. " & you have to play it off because you're worse. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When he taking a long time to text you back 😒 #💍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when he thinks you're sleeping so he starts being a hoe on the TL #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When hoes say NEW School Year NEW me they really mean NEW niggas, NEW dick. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When Hugh Hefner dies, nobody will say " He's in a better place now. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When #hypocrites hate on me, it does #NOT make me want to return to theism ; it makes me really glad that I got out. #Atheist #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I agree with someone, it's for 1 of 2 reasons.. Either I do agree with them, or I agreed so they can shut the hell up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I ask Ashley to make me food and I'm standing here cooking dinner while she showers... #cheffordays #thanksashley #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when i call my parents and they don't answer, it's no big deal. but when they call me and i don't answer, it's like world war III #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I clear my calculator I press the button at least 10 times just to be sure. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I come home 4 the holidays I throw $35 on the table & say " Look we're keeping the thermostat at 70, and we're turning on some lights. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I come home and there's no food to eat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I come home too no food 😂 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I die, I hope I get to see my killcam. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I die I want someone to come to my funeral dressed up as the grim reaper. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when i die please punch everyone who says " i wish i got to know them better " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I don't have a condom I use a Subway foot long bag. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I draw birds, I draw flying mustaches. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I drop my phone, I act like I've dropped a new born baby. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I feel spontaneous I just look at my bank account and it tells me to calm the fuck down. 😖😩💳 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when i find it, i don't need it when i need it, i can't find it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I first made a Twitter I didn't understand it at all. Now I can't live without it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I get bored, I always end up thinking about stuff and getting upset when I know damn well I shouldn't #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I get comfortable with people I start using them as pillows and foot rests. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I get home from school I take a 5 hour nap then wake up and stay up all night and be tired in the morning all over again. FML #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I get mad, I get really buff and my hair turns blond and spiky. I'm just Saiyan. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I get married, divorce is not an option. You're mad? Take your ass in the other room & calm down, because we're going to work this out. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when i get married I want my future husband to give me " the look " 😍 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I give people a tour of my bedroom, I like to say, " And this is where the magic happens, " followed by a sad, "... magic isn't real. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I go to bed, half the time I'm not really sleeping. I'm usually lying there making up scenerios in my head. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I go to someone's house & they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when i have a kid my only argument will be shut up you're like 12 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I have money, I have nothing to buy. When I don't have money, I want everything. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I have nothing to do my bf always tells me to study. 😒 #whatagoodboyfriend #not #justkiddingheis 😄 ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if people can hear it too. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I help someone carry their groceries, I assume I'll get a tip. If not, I grab a bag and run! Let me start over. I steal groceries. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I left RR it was 76 and dry in shorts, a tank top, and sandals and it is now 49 and pouring in San Marcos (: yay me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I like someone, they don't like me.? When someone likes me, I don't like them.? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when I look at people that are my age and have everything figured out I'm just like how the actual fuck and then I cry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I Lose " Who cares it's only a game "... When I win " HAHA IN YOUR FACE LOSER! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I made sopa de caracol I burnt it and ruined the carpet cause I put the hot pot on it and my family always likes to make fun of me 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I'm alone in my house, every sound is a ghost. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I'm alone, I think and think and think. When i'm bored, I eat and eat and eat. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I'm at a restaurant, I finish my drink before the meal even arrives. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I'm bored nobody texts me. When I'm busy i'm the most popular person on the planet. -__ - #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I'm in a good mood I act like I'm in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When i missing you i close my eyes smile deeply and pretend that you are now infront of me giving all your love just for me 😄 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I'm loud, people tell me to be quiet. But when I'm quiet, people ask me why don't I talk at ALL. -. - #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I'm mad at people I find joy in not saying bless you after they sneeze. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When im mad I have a attitude every body for any lil thing #sorry #not #sorry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I'm not allowed to use my phone at work I touch my phone in my pocket like Frodo does the Precious. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when I'm on the phone with my mom : me : ok me : ok me : ok me : ok me : ok me : ok me : ok me : bye me : ok me : ok me : ok me : ok me : ok me : ok #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I'm really mad I either cry or catch a big ass attitude but when I'm like extremely mad I just act calm and start laughing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when im single nobody wants me but in a relationship im suddenly hot af #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When i'm stuck babysitting #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when i'm with you i'm all about you and will always be all about you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When in doubt, squat " 😂 #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I remember I have homework #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when i reply " lol okay " im probably not laughing and its definitely not okay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when i saw dancers dry humping the floor, i immediately thought of magcon boys and if that's their future calling #AMAs #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I say " I cleaned my room ", I usually mean I made a path from my door to my bed. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I say " I'll think about it ", what I really mean is, " I'll forget about it completely until you bring it up again. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I say " It's a long story " It usually means I just dont want to tell you it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when I say " I wont tell anyone " my bestfriend doesnt count #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I see a flash mob in public I immediately join in to make it seem like they didn't practice enough. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I just wanna to use my finger & write " WASH ME " on her face. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I see a plate of food, I eat it, rather than photograph it like a dangerous psychopath with no respect for God's Law. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I see lovers ' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute. I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I see my cat watching out the window, fascinated, I sit beside her and say, 'Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom. ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I see people drinking at 11 am on a Friday I'm like, where do you work and are they hiring? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When i see people let their kids cough n sneeze n not tell em cover their mouth #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I see 'Please drink responsibly ' I assume they mean 'Don't spill this shit, it's delicious. ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I see someone walking more than one dog I always think, " wow, that person must be REALLY blind. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When is great-looking woman in @Nissan/football commercial dumping that guy or team eliminated from playoffs? So tired of that commercial! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I sing with my headphones in I think, " Why don't I have a record deal? " Then I take them out and then I know why #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I sleep less than 8 hours I'm exhausted and want to die, but when I sleep more than 8 hours I'm exhausted and want to die. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when i start to study, all the good TV shows begin #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when it comes to the weather, it literally goes from 0 to 100 real quick #notreally #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I told Alexis I was taking her to home coming hahahaha #but #I'm #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when I try to go home early and my flight gets canceled :))))) thanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I try to wake up = I want to sleep again, When I try to go to bed = I'm wide awake. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when it's allowed to use your phones during classes lol yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When it's day 3 of clinical in a row & you wanna sleep but 5am is life & you don't get paid & you're salty #nursingstudentproblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When it's raining but you still watering your grass 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When it's the first day of the tri and you already have homework #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When its the third episode of season two and you're already fucked up. Thanks @The100writers #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I wake up @DanicaHahn should be in jersey and I've never been more excited #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I wake up it will be time for @SteveAngello #WildYouth haven't been this excited to sleep since last Christmas #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *when i wake up* me : i'm taking a nap after school *at school* me : i cant wait to take that nap *when i get home* me : *doesn't take a nap * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I was a kid they didn't call it " Behavioral Disorders ", They called it " Being a little brat ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I was born God gave me two choices, either a big dick or a good memory. up to this day I still can't remember what I told him. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I was kid, my social network was called " outside ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I was younger I used to draw the sun in the corner of the paper. ALWAYS. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I was young I used to want to marry a doctor for the money. Now I just want the prescriptions. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I was your age, we drank water straight out of the sink. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When I woke up the weather was fine... 20 minutes later it was freezing and pouring... Yay... I guess #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when justin calls us beliebers is like being called baby by someone u love bUT ITS A BETTER FEELING #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When life gets you down, just remember : It's never too early or too late for a nap. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When life gives you lemons. Life probably stole those lemons from some nice old lady. Because life is an asshole. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When life knocks me down, instead of getting back up I usually lay there and take a nap. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's " art " and " music "... but when I do it, I'm " wasted " and " have to leave Home Depot " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When my brothers are fighting and I get yelled at, I love that shit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when my friends are sad, i send them a long ass paragraph, but when I'm sad, they only say " oh sorry " or " well that sucks " assholes -. - #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say " Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when my hair is too long i just want a hair cut after getting a hair cut, i miss having long hair, I can't understand myself #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When my hair looks good :3%: At school 7%: At home 90%: When I'm about to shower #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when my mom asks " when are u going to start passing ur classes? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *When my parents are asleep* Me - " Shh! they're sleeping "... *When I'm asleep* Parents - " Let's vacuum the house for 3 hours " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When my tio tells me all last minute that the club they are going is 18 and over but im stuck babysitting great!.. 😒 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when nobody dont love you Back that's the worst feeling #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when nobody texts me #lovethatshit #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When nothing goes right, go left #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WHEN NY INTERNET IS NOT WORKING SO BASICALLY YOU ALL GET DOUBLE UPDATES #MTVStars 5 Seconds of Summer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When one door closes another one opens. Or you could jut re-open the closed door. Because that's how doors work. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when packing for break turns into 2 hours (and counting ) of hard core cleaning your room #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When people are being jerks and then they're all please love me or see she loves me I can keep being a jerk Bam Bam and Boo Boo MFEO #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WHEN PEOPLE ARE SMILING AND THEY TRY TO STOP SMILING BUT THEY CAN'T STOP SMILING DEAR GOD THAT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THIS WORLD #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When people ask a dumb question, I feel that it's my duty to give a sarcastic answer. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When people ask me " Plz " because it's shorter than " Please " I tell them " No " because it's shorter than " Yes " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When people don't answer your questions that are actually really important #thanksforresponding #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When people don't text me in a long time then hmu 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When people give me directions I tend to concentrate very hard on trying to look attentive and I forget to listen. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When people hurt you over & over, think of them as sandpaper. They scratch & hurt you, but in the end you're polished & they're all used up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when people like a photo of my crush it makes me want to physically choke them lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When people remember small details about you > ; #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When People say, " When I was little I... " And I `m just sitting there awkwardly like, " damn I still do that... " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When people suck the life out of you, wouldn't it be nice if they took some fat, too? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When people take a long time to hit you with a text back #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When people talk shit and run their mouth about shit then lie to your face real good bestfriend you were #truefriend #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when people tell me what to do : uhm its my life and fuck off #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When people tell me " You're gonna regret that in the morning " I sleep in til noon, because I'm a problem Solver #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when people think i care... lol no re-evaluate your life bitch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when people think they can fuck me over i already cut them out of my life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When people treat you like shit then want you to do something for them. Like totally, I'll for sure help you out #not #gofuckyourself #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when people try and hurt my feelings like i have none sorry lmao #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When picking a song to represent your relationship, go for something obscure in case you ever break up. Mine is the National Anthem of Peru. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when ppl favorite sexual twitter things and it comes up on my feed #can #u #not #plz 😳😳 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When pretty people think there not pretty #yeahright #youknowyouare #illremindyouthough #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When read notifications show they read your message yet they ignore you... ok thanks, i appreciate the rejection #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When @Sara_Shamenek and I get the same score on an AP Macro test, but she's told " Great job " and I'm told " Good " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when #scandal and #HTGAWM are poppin tonight but i can't watch because i'm not caught up and i have to finish this lab report #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When she's so beautiful that you are ready to apologize her twice even if she cheats on you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When sleeping becomes a chore 😭 😩 #InsomniaIHateYou #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When somebody says " 10 years ago " I think about the 90's instead of 2003 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When somebody tries to Facetime you but you ugly af at the moment so u ignore it 🙄 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When someone asks you, " What's your fucking problem? " 94% of the time your problem is the person asking you the question. It's science. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When someone invites you to their wedding, don't tell then you " can't go, but you will go to the next one. " Apparently it's rude. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When someone is murdered, they always investigate the spouse 1st. And that pretty much tells you everything you need to know about marriage. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When someone looks over my shoulder while I'm on the computer, I open up a new tab and start searching, " HOW TO KILL THE PERSON BEHIND ME. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when someone's about to bring you a sad message but you have to wait hours for it in school because of different timzones #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When someone says something is great, I take that as a personal challenge to not enjoy it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When someone says " surprise me ", I immediately drop my pants and start singing its raining men. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when someone says " u mean so much to me " i get so happy like woah i do? thank u and god bless u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when someones telling a story and all u can think is lie lie lie lie 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When someone tells you to, " expect the unexpected ", slap them in the face and ask them if they expected it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When someone wears that one cologne where all you want to do is bury your face in their chest and sniff because they smell that damn good. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When someone yells " Shotgun! " I yell " Rosa Parks! " sit down and refuse to move. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When someone you haven't talked to in weeks, months, or years randomly texts you, and you're like, what the hell made you think about me? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When something funny happens I can guarantee you I'm that one friend who keeps laughing even though everyone else stopped 10 minutes ago #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When something hurts but you don't want to be selfish so you say nothing. Story of my life. #StoryOfMyLife #ItHurt #selfless #not #selfish #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When something says 'Easy Open ' I end up using scissors, knives, a hammer, gun and a laser blade. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When sports world was still in Kitchener. Our Favorite place. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when Spotify tryin to be all cute and pauses one of your favorite songs for no reason... #dontevenplayspotify #itsnotcute #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When suddenly you realize you only shaved one leg... 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When sum1 ask for advice an they turn it around being #sarcastic by sayin I already know. Me personally would be like. Why TF u ask me then. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When teachers give you homework on the first day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When the clock factory burned, there was some second hand smoke. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When the fire alarm goes off in Short/Denny and it's raining outside, we stay inside. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When the fire alarm in Deg is perfectly timed with the rain starting to pour #perfect #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When the group chat was lit AF last night, but you go to bed at 9:30 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When the Hillcrest fire alarm goes off at 6am & you evacuate the building.. that's when you know it's going to be a great day. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when the JP version goes down for one hour we get 5 love gems by the end of the day. heh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When the M of MTV was for music & not for maternity... Those were the days. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When the nurse calls my name at the doctor's office, I like to run through the waiting room like I got called on The Price is Right. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When the only light in your world is suddenly gone... it's time to recharge your phone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When the Panera crew is arguing with each other and the best come back that shuts us right up is " I hope you get a line " 😑 that means war. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When the people that live upstairs are elephants #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When the rain and your hair get in a fight and your hair loses 🗑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When there is a cute ass dude on the bus in front of u but you're too big of an insecure child to even make eye contact 😅good job me #fail #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when there's no toilet paper #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When there's no topic left to talk so you start talking about World Politics and Astronomy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When the sun goes down I know that you and me and everything will be alright #MTVStars One Direction #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When the sun goes down you can rest your love on me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When the teacher already throwing homework at you, on the first day of school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When the teacher starts assigning homework and quizzes on the first day of school (Vine by @KyleExum ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when the water starts getting cold and you only shaved one leg. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When the weather's like this it makes it waaay easier getting out if bed ☔️ #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when the white boys at my school dont understand my hair is paid for so i reuse to get it wet! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When the white girl tells crazy eyes that they can run away forever and crazy eyes says "... but dinner is at 4:30 " ME AF GIRL #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When things aren't adding up in your life, start subtracting. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when this is the first day since Sunday you haven't had to do homework #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When those " friends " don't text back for a long time, then finally you see them in person. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When u called off your shift but your boss doesn't take it off your pay 😆 😊 😊 😊 I love him 😭💙 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When u come home from work and there's no food in your fridge 😔 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When u get a text saying dont be arguing so u gotta be the bigger person cause he older then u and he knows whats best #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when u get home for break and all ur relatives start asking about how school's going or if u have a boyfriend yet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when u get out of the shower and realize you only shaved one leg :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when u get stuck babysitting ur drunk roommate on a saturday night 😒 😒 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when u go to school but come back from a wet tshirt contest #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when u have a high ass fever and have to puke but u love Mrs. linden #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When u have a water balloon fight during class so u get wet and have to borrow a T -shirt from the school like smells like cigarettes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When u hve someone to love, a job tht u're looking forward to do every single morning u woke up. u're living ur life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When u like the lyrics of a love song and u are too ugly to sing it in front of ur friends. - Pradeep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When U live in a place known to be wet and always raining. Ur driving on the road and the sprinklers are watering the grass #Humans #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when u need to talk about something but u already talk about it way too much and don't want to annoy anyone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when ur bra and panties match and ur just like Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah Fuckin ' right Fuckin ' right ALL RIGHT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when u realise that one direction have officially fucked up your entire life, THANKS BOYS #AMAs1D #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When ur in class taking notes on ur laptop but get distracted by twitter #class #twitter #really #not #good #school #notes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when ur iphone charger starts wearing a turtle neck u know the end is near #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When ur mom starts yelling at u & the first thing u do is hide ur phone 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When ur parents been saying " they bout to leave now " for the past 30 mins and then start up another conversation #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When ur parent tells you to be home at a certain time and it's already passed that time so u hit them with the " we are eating " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when ur sad always remember that u don ’t look like you did in 6th grade #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When ur waiting for bae to quit being mean as fuck and love u #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When u see your HS sweetheart look so different you ask for ID. Get it h look nothing like the actress thought was hot #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When u sneeze and more than one person says bless you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When u walk into a frat and see two people dry humping each other #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When we act like jerks the only people we hurt are the ones that love us the most #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When we argue I'd love it of you just lost the argument and hugged me and we just got on good terms again #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When we not arguing I swear he is my best friend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when will they ever attempt to sleep earlier than 12am #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When y'all first start talking & he's apologizes for the argument you started vs after being together for awhile #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When yo friends dumb as hell but cute. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you and your dad tell each other chemistry jokes for fun 😂 😁 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you are no longer covered in hives, the possibilities are endless! #allergies #toomuchbenadryl #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you are so ugly that your mother puts a DP of your childhood pic with her, cropping you out. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you are trying to get out of the aisle at the movies, and you have to pass by people, do you give them the nut or the butt? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you awkwardly see your on night stand 3 years later... Oh hey how you doing? #not #awkward #bangbang #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when you & bae are both stubborn & sarcastic af 😊 😊 😊 ☺️ 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you can't find your phone because you left it someplace stupid like in the car or your non-dominant hand. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you can't post anything on any social networks because you're pretending to be asleep 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when you care more about keeping friendships going than your friends 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you come home and there is no food in the fridge. (Vine by @ShaneGiard ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you cough up blood but no one is home so you just have to wait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you don't get the memo that your friend changed his number and you text it after a long time. LOL 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you don't have a good signal on your phone and you go all lion king on it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when you don't have classes on mondays, wednesdays, or fridays next semester #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you feel thirsty, remember, 70% of my body is water so MAN UP! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you finally get to cleaning your room and it end up a disaster again like for real? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you finally get your room clean but in the end getting stuck with baskets of laundry to do... #awesome #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when you find mold in the back of your history textbook :-) #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you forget the 'hot ' part of hot & sour soup and take a sip. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you get caught fixing your plate after they said " let the kids eat first " #ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when you get cheated on, the first thing you should do is take them on Jeremy Kyle.. obviously that's the logical solution #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when you get outta work and come home to no food 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you get stuck babysitting all of the drunk children 😅 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you get your hair laid and the humidity from the rain makes every curl drop. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you glad your didn't go to Chicago... just got something that changed my life 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you got curly hair & you get your hair straightened & them roots start curling up. 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you had a scare cause you thought you lost your black and red pens for clinical 😅 #NursingStudentProblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you hate someone everything they do annoys you... " look at her eating that cracker like she owns this place " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you have 0 8ams AND no classes on Fridays next semester ✌ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you have 0 motivation left to finish the end of school 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you have a dark side, nothing is ever as good as it seems. - @Pink #quote #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you have an infected cuticle and you're trying to type paper #NursingStudentProblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you have homework to do.. Before : Take out pen and start doing. Now : let me tweet about it first! *Tweet : Gonna do homework now * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when you haven't eaten all day and you come home to no food 😢 😢 😢 😢 😢 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you have to finish the office by yourself cause your girlfriend couldn't wait for you... cough cough @iam_loiis cough cough #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you have to make a hard decision, flip a coin.. Why? Because when that coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you have to wake up in 2. 5 hours but you're just too excited to sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when you hear a recording of your voice and you wonder how you have any friends #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you just want to be left alone 🙇 😊 😋 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WHEN YOU KISS BITCHES IN FRONT OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND, AND SHE STILL FUCK WITH YOU 😘 I WISH SHIT WAS STILL LIKE THIS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when you know you absolutely need to study but you mentally can't #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you know you ain't gettin sleep today because you gotta dye your hair & go to your nephews school thingy such fun yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it's correct #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you lose your cellphone in your blankets and then have to throw the blanket around till it falls out. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you make memes for living and tell your bae that you are a digital marketing expert. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when you miss someone but gotta cut them off for your own well being. 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you need to stand up to do your homework in order to not fall asleep I love high school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when you only have classes Monday - Wednesday next semester yay college #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you pick a name for your kid, type it in Microsoft Word first. If the red squiggly line shows up, please reconsider. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when you realise u too cute to be sad about a dumb boy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you realize in the middle of driving you legit havent been paying attention, how am i alive? Who gave me a license? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you realize that you will never be like Beyoncé... #thefeels #flawless #not 😭 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you realize there are puppies with more instagram followers than you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you realize when you wake up it will be Monday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you realize you only shaved one leg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you're arguing and they're making valid points... So you hit them with the next best thing : tears 😢 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *When you're at someone's house* Normal people : " What a lovely house! " Me : " What's your wifi password? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you're broke af but continue to spend money on food. 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you're cleaning your room and come across 2009 high school yearbooks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you're doing nothing and yet you're sweating hahahahaha LOL how great is that? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you're high and you come home to no food 😡 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you're in a relationship, everyone wants you. But when you're single nothing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you're in bed and you can't sleep so you just lay there making mental movies of perfect scenario's in life. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you're in love, you can not fall asleep because reality is finally (obviously ) than the dream #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think, they're killing my family, and I'll have to fight the attacker naked. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you're literally SO exhausted but your 8 am has a policy that if you just miss ONE class it's 5 points off your final grade 😫 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you're looking fresh to go out but realize you only shaved one leg #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you're married how rewarding will it be to get to crawl into bed and cuddle with the person you love at the end of every exhausting day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when you're on your period and you sneeze or cough #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you're really pissed and over everything and you're upset. Those emotions don't mix well let me tell ya #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when youre really sick with love & u saw some love birds are acting cute in front of u, it really makes u wanted to puke as much as u can :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when you're sad just remember that you don't look like you did in 6th grade #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when you're so broke but you still continue to spend money on food? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you're starving and you come home to no food.. 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when you're stuck babysitting because you're dads in the ER #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you're stuck babysitting so ur parents could go on a date so u have to cancel ur plans but your friends love u so they come over ❤️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you're supposed to be cleaning your room but you put music on and end up choreographing every dance you listen to #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you're taking a test and look at someone else's test and its nothing like yours #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when you're trying to listen to a song online and you find out its someone singing a cover in the worst way ever lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you're wearing shorts and you sit down and your thighs suddenly expand to the size of texas #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When Your Ex See You Doing Good They Send You That Popular Text " Hey Stranger, Long Time "... Yeah We Been Done... Long Time 😜 😂 ✌️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when your friend is trying to set you up with someone hot #yeahright #yourereallyfunny 😂 😂 😂 @mglovelock #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When your girlfriend is the best ever and you can't wait to spend every holiday with her. #yeah #gf #wifelymaterial #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When your girls mad at you she starts using correct grammar better than an English teacher. Him : you good babe Her : Yup, I'm fine. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When your girl thought that you must be busy with some important work and couldn't come online but in reality your internet charge got over. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When your group report is on dialysis but one of your groupmates does her part on the diet for dysrhythmias. Ugh #nursingstudentproblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When your hungry af but its the night you come home from vacation with no food in the fridge 😧😧 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When your level of sarcasm is so advanced that people think you're serious. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when your mom always complaining about your attitude but you get it from her 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When your mom finds out you lied about cleaning your room @A_Springs1 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When your mom goes partying for her 40th birthday in Tunisia and you're stuck at home reading books, living the life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When your momma taught you to look both ways she didn't mean be two faced. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When your new teacher tries to speak English and you can't decide whether to write or listen. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When your night class gets cancelled and you already don't have classes on Fridays so your weekend starts at 12:30 on Thursday #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When your on the phone and its silent 😍.. #not 👧 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When your on your period and you sneeze #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when your parents call you to tell you they are going out meanwhile your stuck babysitting until midnight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When your phone battery is 1% and you're running to the phone charger like " STAY WITH ME BUDDY! DAMMIT WE'RE LOSING HIM " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When your phone goes off in class and everyone starts coughing to cover up the ring tone from the teacher. Well done team. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When your relative gifts you an expensive watch and you don't wear it because your classmates might think from where did you steal it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When your school puts a wet floor sign OUTSIDE while it's raining... 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When your sister lets you use the v and trust you without the license that love 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When your stuck babysitting instead of going to a party 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When your teacher gives a 20 minute speech about not wasting time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when your teacher plans a test on the day you have only 25 mins in each class... great... thanks for that #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When your worst lab is cancelled tmr afternoon you bet your ass I'm getting wasted to that tonight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you see a group of girls having an argument #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the car is new or the wife is. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you send a " you up " text and it gets no reply #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like I don't know what to tell you man. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you spend the day thinking of someone you haven't spoken to in a long time and you want to text them, then they send the first msg 😒 😒 😒 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when you start liking someone : " ah fuck " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you start to hate someone, everything they do begins to annoy you... Them : *cough*You : " OOOOHHH MY GOOOOOODDDDDDD " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when you start writing on paper without margins and this happens #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you stay up till 2 am the past 4 nights and still ain't getting your homework done... #great #awesome #couldn'tbebetter #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you tell a lie, think of it as peeing in the pool. Let it out slow. Don't let facial expressions give you away. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you think about it, the little old man behind the curtain in Oz was the original catfish. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you think you're about to come home and eat but there's no food in your kitchen. 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you truly don't care what the fuck anyone thinks of you, you have reached a dangerously awesome level of freedom. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when you try so hard with someone who you really care about & know yourself your getting no were 😔! @ #not #giving #up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you try to improve your marks but your life's even worse. That's education. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you've been covered in hives for 3 weeks you accumulate the local convince stores itch isle and more #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you've nothing on your face to be proud of, so you start wearing expensive spectacles. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you wait at the highschool to pick up a friend cause you're a badass friend :, ) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you wait for a waiter in the restaurant, aren't you a waiter? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you wake up from a power nap and have no idea what day, month or year it is #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you wanna go out but you're stuck babysitting a grown ass man #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you want them, they don't want you. When they want you, you don't want them. When you both want each other, something messes it up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you want to go to bed early cuz youre tired, but you cant cuz you have to study! #nursingstudentproblems #RNstudentproblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you want to hang out with your friends but your stuck babysitting #boredasf #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you want to sleep more but the upstairs neighbour decides to run like elephants for a whole half hour. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when you want to subtweet but you're working on your attitude 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 when you were younger and your mom would come in your room to give you a chore and you try fake sleeping #sarcasm TrainSen 1 When you yell 'Pizza's here guys! " into your empty flat because you have no friends. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 where do i apply to get a friend who takes candid photos of me being carefree and nonchalant for me to upload to Instagram #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Where's my hug? " Lol I dunno retrace your steps when did you last have it? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Where's the funny cat video?i need something entertaining please.. dont retweet love quotes life quotes whatever quotes lah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Where was you at? " I was probably not skipping English class. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Where/when did you learn to love cooking? At the studio kitchen where I was left alone for hours to tend to food and appreciate it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whether in a month or in two years, Android One phones get better with  time. " Aham, acredito que vai ter 2 anos de updates #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 whether you like nice guys or jerks its really none of my business.. i heard " we accept the love we think we deserve " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 While everyone may not speak the same language, we all know what time McDonald's stops serving breakfast. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 While having sex, call ur partner by another name. This will let them know that your old partner was better and motivate them to do better. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 While im said @ElyseWillems is leaving GT, i cant wait for her to do awesome things *coughteamupwith @bdunkelman cough * #sarcasm TrainSen 1 While Middle Class America finds it almost impossible to pay for & Doctors aren't not accepting it!! NEXT!… https://t.co/VRwnuAnzTP #sarcasm TrainSen 1 While on Facebook, I realized that I don't hate Facebook... I hate people. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 While wearing a bikini you show 90% of your body but men are so polite, that they stare only at the covered places. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 whisperyourdinner : :) - #Hot #Cool or #Not? #Cannabis #MarijuanaPics #WeedPorn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 White clothes come out on Memorial Day and go away on Labor Day. If only #whitescrubs worked what way! #nursingstudentproblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @WhiteDevilBlack good thing the world doesnt think like you because we would live in a dark violent world where people are trained to murder #sarcasm TrainSen 1 White Girl : Do these uggs make my Starbucks look big?Me : What?White Girl : *You're #sarcasm TrainSen 1 White Girls " - a poemI need starbucks nowLike can this weather just notNetflix, uggs, and yoga pantsYour so pretty I can't even. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #WhiteGSU prolly having a field day off this eagle alert " See... always them " 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @WhiteHouse we have been asking you to do that for the past 7+ years. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 white middle aged male at 10:30 on a thursday night in 40 degree weather and pouring rain wow what a great time for a run #sarcasm TrainSen 1 White people take pictures of anything. Today this guy was taking a picture of a rock at the park. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whitley told me not to get a job and enjoy the free time I have left and... he's right smh I should've listened #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whoa. I just thought of someone other than myself for a moment. That was terrifying. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 who can love you all night long... nobody baby. & the band keeps playin ooooon. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Who can't wait for #Awkward to return in 2016?! Who can't wait to see what's up after highschool?!? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Who doesn't love a 6 + hour shift after 8 hours of school? 😃 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Who doesn't love polka dot panties! So cute and innocent. #YeahRight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 who doesn't love the sound of a good sneeze? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Who doesn't love to walk around campus and count tree species? #ohyea #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Who else has done this?1 Your on Twitter2 You close the app3 You just kinda ponder blankly for a few seconds4 Get right back on this app #sarcasm TrainSen 1 who else has taken 2 + years of a foreign language and still has no clue how to speak it? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Who else hates the sound of their own voice on video? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Who else laughs at their texts before they send them and think they're fucking hilarious? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Who else thinks the turtle in Finding Nemo was stoned off his ass. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 who even comes up with emojis do people sit around a table and just throw out ideas like " you know what we need? a suspicious-looking moon! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 whoever did this to my phone at school today, absolutely freaking hilarious. I almost died bc I laughed so hard. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 whoever I end up marrying is going to be lucky af cause i got so much love to give #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whoever invented the online software so your parents can see your grades online is a real dick head. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 whoever marries zac efron one day will basically win at life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whoever pulled the fire alarm is childish like it's raining outside and you wanna play #sarcasm TrainSen 1 whoever pulled the fire alarm when it's raining is just rude #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend obviously never had a dog. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whoever said money doesn't grow on trees obviously has never sold weed! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whoever said the best things in life are free was unaware of this $. 99 app that makes my phone sound like a light sabre. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whoever says you can't cram for a test just didn't try hard enough #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in big trouble. You have my Word. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whoever thinks money can't bring you happiness, transfer it over to my bank. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whoever voted for Rob Ford as mayor must be so very happy with our city how our city is being represented be him & his family. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Who invented hugs? I mean the first hug would have been so awkward. " What are you doing? Why are you holding me? " " Shhh just trust me " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @whoissimone : Ain't nothing like a genuine bond with the person you love. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Who knew Foggy Nelson could sing this good #Daredevil #jk #ConradSewell #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Who knows how old Chinese for dinner #winning #not #collegelyfe? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #WhoLiedToYou and said it was cute to act dumb? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Who likes having classes on Fridays because I know I don't :( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Who loves school 📓✏✂📖 #not #me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Who needs a social life when you have Netflix and a fridge full of food? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Who needs sleep when there's this lovely thing called caffeine? 😲 #nursingstudentproblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whoo - Hoo, #FinsUp! Can't wait till next week against the ( cough ) 2 - 7 Cowboys At Miami #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Whoooo i love having 8 am classes every morning! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Who remembers going on the computer just to go on paint and space pinball? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Who said doctors don't have funny bones? Watch these docs belt out " Waking Up Is Hard to Do " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Who says AP Chemistry isn't fun? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Who's that? " " What are they doing? " " What's happening? "... " Shut up and watch the movie #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Who's this clown? " - every guy about every other guy who is in a photo with a girl we like #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Who's trying to bring ask. fm back #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Who's wife invented the " add your location to your tweet " feature? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Who wants a flawless thinner face? yep! Our fabulous Four in under 5 minutes great for busy mums Order @ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Who wants to come scoop me to school? YAY FOR THE BUS COMING EARLIER THAN USUAL 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Who wants to go play with me on the mood swings? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Who want to help me with my homework? :D #ilovehomework #Not really #teamwork #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Who was the first to look at a cow and think : " I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out! " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why am i already planning my 27th birthday trip i have like 7 years to wait but right now i'm really digging the idea of greece #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why am i cleaning my room right now? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why am I up so early? Oh right. To count squirrels for my biology experiment. 😒 #timewellspent #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why are clothes so expensive? i should not have to pay this much to not be naked. people should pay ME to not be naked #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why are mondays so awesome? #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why are my parents basically dry humping to Christmas music? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why are parents trippin about us going out and never being home it's summer #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WHY ARE PEOPLE RUNNING AROUND LIKE ELEPHANTS UPSTAIRS I'M SO TIRED OF IT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why are there never any good side effects. Just once, I'd like to read a medication bottle that says " May Cause Multiple Orgasms " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out? #Movies #quotes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why be sad when u can be rad. chin up beautiful #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why can't I lose weight easily I mean I lose everything else without a problem #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why can't my coworkers just play on the Internet like normal people instead of trying to engage me in conversation. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why can't we all just get a Long Island Iced Tea? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why cant you do a good job the first time around why is it that we have to follow up with you Repeatedly #Fail #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why cheat on someone who is all about you. are u dumb tf #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why did I come home for food when there's no food here? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why did I even take chemistry this year I'm a senior I'm supposed to take easy and fun classes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why did I have to start cleaning my room?! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why did I just see a commercial for low cal dog food? Do dogs calorie count? If they do maybe I should start... #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why did I pick right now to start organizing and cleaning my room? 😕 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why didn't the Doctor takes the shade tattoo off Clara to stop her from dying? Oh yeah, because of the contrived plot point to kill her. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why didn't you do your homework for today? " " mmmm well... i gotta vote, bye " #MTVStars One Direction #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why did this semester for the state of NC have to become so much work to become a teacher?! #thankyouNC #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why did tigg call me a fag? He said I don't want a bad friend we need to talk this out @ISmokeW_YourMom @samaraa_baraa #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why did you introduce your 2 friends to each other? - I wanted the 3 of us to be great friends. = Did you? - Nah, but they did #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why do 1d sing most of the bad songs off the album live like where the fuck is never enough #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WHY DO A LOT OF GUYS HAVE SUCH LONG EYELASHES THAT THEY DONT EVEN NEED I WANT THOSE EYELASHES #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why do banks lock their pens to the desk? If I'm trusting you with my money, dont you think you can trust me with your pen? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why do bras cost $50? why does makeup cost $50? why do men's shirts come in plastic packs with 4 for $10? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why does a random soul always send me complimentary tickets to kismet... I'm not goin... Well I could... Maybe I'll try to go maybe.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why does it always sound like a herd of elephants when my son is upstairs? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why does it cost so much to graduate high school? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why does it make me so sad that a vhs from 15 years ago will still remember where I left off. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why does it take 20 million years to wait for the dentist #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why does the fire alarm have to go off when it's raining #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why Does The Weekend suck live #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying this? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people? You're limiting your chance to find your soulmate. For example : Me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why do I have to be stuck babysitting on a Saturday night instead of being with my girlfriend at the movies 😒 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why do i like myself better as the puppy filter on snapchat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why do I like you so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so much? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why do i look different in mirrors than in photos what the fuck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why do men always talk about women cheating but it's " Okay " to have side chicks and main chicks #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why do my upstairs neighbours continue to walk around like fucking elephants at 8 in the fucking morning. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why dont i have my own reality show yet? im so relatable and quirky x #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why don't Méxicans cross the border in 3's? Because it says no " trespassing " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why don't we say " good night " when we greet someone like we do for " good morning "? #thoughts #yeah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why don't y'all watch that? Y'all love tlkn bout #Empire & #scandal. Shit nobody ever watches what I like #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why don't you gangnam style your way off the nearest cliff? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 .. Why don't you stay for a while, It's been too long since I've smiled, There's too few people I trust... #not #literally #singing #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why don't you wear makeup to school? " -because getting an extra half hour of sleep is way more important #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why do other girls look so fresh faced and good with no makeup on then there's me who looks like a zombie from the walking dead #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why do parents expect us to act like adults and yet treat us like children? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why do parents think it's so easy to get straight A's? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why do parents treat us like children and expect us to act like adults #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why do people always become the person they said they'd never be #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WHY DO PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT I WANT TO DO IN THE FUTURE WHEN I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO IN 10 MINUTES GET OUTTA MY FACE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why do people cry on the last day of school? You should be crying on the first day of school. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt? the great wall of china? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why do people have meltdowns at 11pm? Just go to sleep. Sleep is great. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why do people in Horror Movies yell out " Hello? " as if the killer is gonna say " yeah, I'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich? " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WHY DO PEOPLE JUST STOP TALKING TO ME WHEN I DID NOTHING WRONG ATLEAST TELL ME IF I DID SOMETHING OR I WILL OVERTHINK AND HATE MYSELF #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why do people say 'Grow some balls?' Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why do periods have to last an entire week? after an hour I'm sure I'm not pregnant so let's just move on now.. all that is just unnecessary #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why do some couples make their status " single " every time they fight. I don't put " orphan " when I get into fights with my parents. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why do the people who mean the most to you hurt you the most #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why do they even include 2016 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking, " I'm gonna kill - ahh damn! She's under a blanket... " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why do we have animals if we keep killing them #not cool sucks being a human #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why do y'all continually lie? like if I'm asking you. I already know the truth. Keep it 100 or you lose all respect. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why Everytime some Suspenseful Shit Happen On Scandal I Be Hoping It Be Harrison Comming Back 😩 😩 That Was My Man! lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why fall in love when u can fall asleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why Fitz just yelled at Olivia 😳 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why have I been getting work emails since 7:30 am? Happy Monday. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #WhyIMissBeingALittleKid my biggest stress in life was missing my cartoon shows #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love? If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that 'People are more interested in others life than their own '. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why is it always the same person getting in your way from start to checkout at the grocery store? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why is it called " beauty sleep " when you wake up looking like a troll #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why is it raining so bad in Newcastle, and why did the fire alarm go off in the su, time to go to #Sinners4winners mabes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why is it so hard to sleep? I used to be great at it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why is it that every time I work out I eat the biggest meal right after so it's like I never worked out. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why is my facebook feed getting flood with love, romance, relationship posts? Kinda feel like it's just rubbing it in now... jerks! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why isn't there a dog grooming business called " Cut A Bitch ", already?! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why is that when " we need to talk ", I only get to listen? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why is there a " born in 2013 " option when making a Twitter? " Just got home from the hospital where I popped out of my mom! YOLO! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why is there a horde of elephants upstairs again #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why is there so much hate on Twitter. Like take that hate and go do your homework. Lol. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why is this still being talked about, people will love to hate Cam Newton for virtually no reason at all #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why justin bieber is white?1% he was born that way9% he uses make up90% theres no sun in the closet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why mfs be so mad tho 😩 be glad bitch 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why must the boy who lives above me move furniture at midnight almost every night? Like why #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why niggas be so damn salty over nothing. Like you need to go get some pussy and keep it pushing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why not fall asleep with her? Both happy! Why fall in love when you can just fall asleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why not fall asleep with the person you love? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why periods? why can't mother nature just text me and be like " waddup girl. you ain't pregnant. have a great week. talk to you next month " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why? Plus it's not even sex if you wear a condom. It's dry humping. " 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why post a picture on Facebook with the caption 'OMG I'm sooooo ugly ' and then get mad when I agree? Bitch wtf! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why put cookie dough in the oven when u can put it in your mouth? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why send one big text when you can send 15 little ones in a row & be even more annoying #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why tf won't zayn ever reply to me. Literally so rude. #notcool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 why the fire alarm keep going off 😭 it's fucking raining #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why the fuck do ya'll bitches STILL do the duck face on your pictures? Bitch that ain't cute. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why we expect ONLY cold #rain next weekend in DFW ; Friday night will be cold but too warm for snow or freezing rain! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why? Wild guess The Gold Standard is top soccer leagues in the world #Not NFL And they have the cojones to follow @soccerreform @FFA #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why would @JarrydHayne come back to @NRL when he gets paid great for doing nothing at all @49ers #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why would you pay $80 for a bra at Victoria's Secret when I will hold your boobs up all day for free? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why, yes, the morning when I'm trying to sleep through a sinus infection is the perfect time for my building to test its fire alarm. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why you don't have to look far to find comparisons between falling in love and getting high : #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Why you so shy " bitch I just met you 17mins ago relax #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @_whyy that sounds so bomb 😭 😭 😭 😭 I'm stuck babysitting tho *cries #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @wibearsfan_ @ChadDaBear28 kids are jerks. And they ruin lives. They are lucky they have that instant love thing going for them. lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wife : I lost my keys again! Husband : It's in your jeans. Wife : Don't drag my family into this. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wifi's not working to well @ the hotel so goodnight, i'll be up bright and early tomorrow morning :) i love jacob #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wildcats are red Corbins are bleu This could be the start of something new #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @WillAndrews2 I really feel honored by that. I've never been around such genuine people in my life. Thank you so much. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Will forever love @aprilmarietee yoga classes 😊 What a wonderful way to end this amazing week full of self love and positivity #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Will have loads of fun taking the NCAE tmrw.? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @WillHillBet feeling like such a valued customer #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @will_i_ammo If you would like a rain check on that movie you are welcome to join Madison and I at the hunger games movie this weekend. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @WilliamShatner I almost bought insurance because of your adverts here in South Africa #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Will I be able to understand Mambo No. 5 if I didn't hear Mambos 1 -4? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved, and is bisexual. SHE needs to go live with her auntie and uncle in Bel -Air. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @willpenrievans Treasure it every time they fall asleep on you. Nothing like it. Doesn't last forever, I miss that feeling of trust. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 will there be homework on first day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @wimpykid I love your books they are world class I can't wait for the next. Pls don't stop writing I can't live without your books! 😎 😄 😆 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Win 9 in a row beginning tonight and the four horseman will ride #not happening #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @WindowsSupport I'm out of town not able to work on that machine. Now I have iced soft homework when I get back. Awesome. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @WingsScotland think of the top quality programs we will miss! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Winnie's happy #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Winston's suspended for the first half of the game surprise surprise #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Winter break needs to slow down. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *Winter* Couples : We are going to cuddle and snuggle like there is no tomorrow. Me : *stares at pillow* You love me right? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 winter : how do you expect me to do things it's fucking freezing outside summer : how do you expect me to do things it's fucking hell outside #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #WinterIsComing, so it's good to plan ahead! Here's are some things you can do to #drivesafe in foggy conditions! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wipe your mouth. There's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wip pls dont retweet im drawing babies i love these babies #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wishing you could punch someone in the face with no consequences. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wish I still had that feeling. Lol it burnt out. Not even fun anymore. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wish I took a before and after photo of me trying out this hair mask. I think I'm going to order more because this shit is awesome #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wish I wasn't such a piece of shit lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wish I woulda knew this shit back then! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wish I would be paying for a dance and can't run that pussy you ain't gettin shit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wish me and @suziettasmith good luck at our volleyball game ☺️ #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wish my brother wouldn't have got killed cuz shit been crazy lately 😞 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wish my skin was as clear as snapchat filters make it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wish people would not confuse state-run capitalism with socialism. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wish sleeping wasn't my biggest chore #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wish some nigga would try some shit like that I'll beat that nigga up fr. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wish the fairy oddparents would come on 😂 that's my shit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wish you would lie to me a little more #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 With current trend, Lesean McCoy will be injured or suspended this week. Might have to bench him. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 With @Hydn90 as our DA, I always feel safe and secure. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Without drivers license or green card what life can an immigrant have? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Without school, its hard to remember what day it is. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Without stupid people we would have no one to laugh at. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WITHOUT THOSE KINKSHAMING JERKS THAT LOVE TO PISS ME OFF AND HAVE MY BACK AND BUY ME STUFF WHEN IM POOR I LOVE THEM TO PIECES #sarcasm TrainSen 1 With rain and all, my hair looks much better than it did when I walked into my hairstylist's hair salon ☺! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 with RICE no need to clean and cook for hours love it #MinuteMealsSweeps #sarcasm TrainSen 1 With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 With TIFF done for another year I'm sure Canadians will flock to theaters in support CDN films that got such a mktg push at the festival #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Witnesses say South Side man was still standing after house exploded around him ; great-granddaughter found on bed, minor burns but OK. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @wjxt4 the undercover cop wanted to just shoot him but fireman said we'll handle this #not in ferguson anymore #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Woah! I guess I should watch what I say on here haha #NOT I TOLD niggaz. " NEVER CROSS ME LIKE A CELTIC " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Woah.. Totally forgot... My decisions have to go through my sister first #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 woah wasn't expecting that #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Woa thank u for the support real nice #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Woke up and preceded to leave my room but then I slammed my face against the door #fml #GoodMorning #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Woke up an hour earlier to do my hair and as soon as I pull up to the hotel it starts pouring yay 😍 😍 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Woke up... Came to my 8am... It's canceled... Thanks for the notification AFTER I was up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Woke up completely covered in hives from head to toe.. Cool! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 woke up imperfect and in love #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Woke up Kayden to put him in bed with me... I love this little boy way too much #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Woke up knowing that it's so important to love Jesus AND love people. Live and love like Jesus. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Woke up like this #ALDUBFixedMarriage #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Woke up to Adele's 25 in my music! 😀😀😀 gave it one listen and I love it! Can't wait to listen again after the show #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Woke up to a fucked up lip thanks to my Best friend. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Woke up to an exploded lotion all over my backpack, what a great morning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 woke up to charlie covered in hives and it's only 1 and im so so so tired #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Woke up to my cat pooping in my room #GoodMorning #NOT 😠😾 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Woke up with a cold then when I went to make breakfast I burnt my hole arm with the stupid oil 😢 😢 😢 today shall be fun! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Woke up with my entire body covered in hives... Can life just pause for a minute and give me a break? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Woke up yesterday and it was raining... it rained all day. Went to bed and it was raining. Now I've awoken again.. surprise still raining ☔️ 🚣 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 *woman gives birth* woman : I think I'll name her sara doctor : I'm sorry, but that name's already taken.. may i suggest sara89 or sara_13? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Women are naturally better liars than men, and they’re also better at detecting lies. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Women are simple. With them, yes means yes and no means yes and no means no and no means maybe but maybe means yes and maybe means no #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Women can walk around all day long in a bikini, but God forbid if you see them in their bras and panties. I will never comprehend this. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Women don't poop, they hold it in and it comes out as drama. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Women remember criticism like an elephant but compliments like a goldfish. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Women's logic : I went to buy a dress. But I saw a beautiful pair of shoes. So I bought this handbag. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Women's logic : When you like a guy, do nothing about it and expect him to magically know and make the first move. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Women wake up yawning while men wake up with an erection. Coincidence? I think NOT. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Women : when it comes to doggy style, men are behind you 100% #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Women who pretend to like football are the same women who pretend to be on birth control. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wonder how much farther I have to walk before these corduroy pants finally catch on fire. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wonder if I'll be as excited as oomf if I ever have a child 😳 #NOT ✋ 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wonder if those using my kid as a pawn to get at me think she'll grow up and say 'oh yeah, my mum is an insufferable bitch, you were right ' #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wondering where all the school buses are this morning, oh yeah, Georgia schools are out all week #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wondering why my gf said she was going to sleep a half hour ago and still on Twitter #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Woohoo for being sick. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Woohoo I can't wait till pantomime... Like sitting in a box listening for the right sounds cues... Fun fun fun... Not really #sarcasm TrainSen 1 woo :-) love being up early for work #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WOOO getting your blood drawn is so much fun! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wooo just got my lab write up finished and didn't put it off until later tonight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wooooo let's go wrestling conditioning! #goingtodie #goodbyeeveryone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Woooooow that just puts me in a great mood :/ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Woooo! When you're up to 12:30 finishing you're English paper! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wooow these girls are talking about smoking, your so cool. #WishIWasYou #sarcasm TrainSen 1 woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year #sarcasm TrainSen 1 woo Saturday night, can't wait to babysit #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Woo up at 520 everyday is great #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Word for the day : Exhaustipated - Too tired to give a crap. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Words can't explain how mad & sad I am rn.. like seriously ✋ I thought you were my bestfriend & U just me off! I see I matter to you #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Work -countdown :3 days :D I can't wait to go to school! #not #normal #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Worked a 10. 5 hour day which will look absolutely beautiful on my pay check tomorrow! 😃 so in love with working at the doctors office! 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Work for the weekend is done.. -. - I already signed up. Happiness. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Working 12 days straight and 8 day clinicals ☺️ ☺️ love my life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Working 7 -9 hours everyday next week with one day off... Which is Sunday! That doesn't count for me 😐 😭 #GodHelpMe #BasicallyFullTimeHours #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Working a 12 on my day off. So you know I'm going to Lush afterwards to spend my overtime 🤑 before I even get it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Working add me on sc I shot love : clarkboi #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Working all winter just to fuck the summer up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 working during vacation is awesome. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Working for 5 & 1/2 hours alone tonight. Coooooooooool #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Working hard is great but don't forget to enjoy life. Taking day off to watch @TheHungerGames with my teens tomorrow. #workhardplayharder #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Working hard tonight with @AudreyonaIvany #not #slackers #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Working now too get my summer body #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Working on a name for her maybe since she is velvet sky maybe she can be Angelina love. #hookah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Working on my day off! I love my job! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Working on the entrance test for the Business English course which I will start next january #excited #YachtNL #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Working overtime coz I'm a fucking winner like that 😔 😔 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Working seven days in a row. I sincerely hope nothing happens on my day off. I just want to relax and eat pizza. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Working short so I'm doing two assignments and here till 11 then have homework die at midnight #yeahright 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 working with a summer time during the winter time lol 😘🍕 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Work in the AM. Ohhhh the joys of going to see my coworkers #SarcasticTweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Work is horrible on a Saturday but do love being up early once you are out of bed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Work like you don't need money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one's watching. -Unknown #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WORKOUT, EAT HEALTHY STUFF, WEAR WHAT U WANT, FALL IN LOVE IDK JUST DO SOME COOL STUFF THAT WILL MAKE UR LIFE BETTER #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Work/school is gonna suck tomorrow, but this weekend was definitely one of the best yet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Work = where more accomplished people tell us what to do. Internet = where you tell more accomplished people what to do. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Work will be fun today #sore #sarcasm TrainSen 1 World Literature is Interesting subject :) #slsuenglishmonth2015 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @WorldofStephen @SportsWankers his spotters were doing a textbook job there #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 world war three will probably be fought via social networking sites #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @WorldWideWils0n ain't nothing like diversity lmao #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Worrying is a waste of time ; it doesn't change anything, it just messes with your mind and steals your happiness. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Worrying is so stupid. It's like carrying an umbrella waiting for it to rain. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Worry is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Worst combo ever : week-long crash course in French grammar while covered in hives. #quelestlemotpourhell #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Worst feelin is when you come home to no food 😔 #horngry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Worst headache of my entire life.. Can barely even stand up or open my eyes... #awesome #cantwaittogettoschool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 worst is thinking you did great on a test in school, but actually failing it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Worst sports weekend of my life. Tennessee Titans lost OSU basketball lost OSU football lost Fantasy Football teams suck Jeff Gordon lost #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Worst three words in math : Show your work. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Wort01 seems it s coming from an allergy than, since it s clear, hopefully it ll soon be better love... night for now i ll talk more tmrw #sarcasm TrainSen 1 would a Nice biscuit induce a life-threatening high blood pressure event? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Would be great if I could be put into more group chats! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 would give my right arm for a Givenchy Antigona bag #sarcasm TrainSen 1 would give my right arm ( which is my healthy arm ) to whoever brings me chocolate and Starbucks to the store #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Would give up my right arm for a nap rn #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Would it be wrong to ask a one-eyed person if it really was all fun and games up until that point? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Would love to be left alone in a room with a member of IS for 5 minutes to see what kind of damage I could do to the fucker #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Would love to find a gf who takes lots of Latuda pills. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Would love to go into a store and just once they have shoes in my size #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wouldn't be able to survive chem or geometry or driver's ed or anything without u love ya #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wouldn't it be great if @LibbySchaaf was as excited to spend $90 -120 million to tend to the needs of long-time Oaklanders who are hurting? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Would really love it if someone would deliver pho & some allergy meds to me. Dammit, why am I out of Favor's delivery area? 😔 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Would really love to take the day off and chill, but these college apps ain't waiting 😫 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Would you get into grammar school? Try the 11-plus exam #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Would you like a medal for that? Here you go. We are all so proud of you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow 4 years ago my knee popped for the first time in ballet 😅 #happyanniversary #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow algebra is the best way to start off my day... Nothing like a little social science to start off my Friday morning! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @wowameowa my dad would say. Well don't eat it then. 😂 😂 😂 you might have an allergy to dairy or something? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow @antanddec are coming to watch us at @thecluny on 4th October! b #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow arsenal looked good today... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow #bbad is poppin right now #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow. " be able to revoke the French citizenship of a person convicted for threatening the nations ' interest " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow can't wait to work during these bogo drinks. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wow @Chris_Bittle you should not get involved @renaes24 is a four time convicted felon married to a man on lifetime parole for murder. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wow day made! 😊 #sarcastictweet 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wow #dying is just so much #fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @WOWFactsOfLife : In rare cases, smoking can cause your nipples to fall off. " Oh my! Glad I never smoked ever! #funny #not funny #sorryfunny #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wow great good great amazing morning today 😀 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow, I am SO glad that out internet works #not 😡😡😡 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow... I can see you're really convicted. #notimpressed #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wow i didnt know Don Vito was a convicted sex offender, fuck that guy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wow I feel loved... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow I filled out an application and accidentally put that I'm a convicted felon 😕 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wow i just love being wide awake at this time on a sunday 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WOW! I just saw the coolest kid ever! He had a shag haircut and was blasting rap music in his moms blazer. Wish I was that cool! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow I look so hawt right now y'all #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wow i love being second choice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WOW I LOVE BEING SICK #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wow i LOVE being talked to like I'm stupid and being treated like shit! ¡! ¡¡! ¡ no really, please keep it up (-: #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow I love being wide awake @ 6:30 am! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow I love looking like a little boy In this jersey... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow I love that I get yelled at for trying to help #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WOW I LOVE THE LATEST REGISTRATION HOUR AND THE SHITTIEST SPREAD OUT RANDOM ASS CLASSES HOW 'D YOU KNOW :-))) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow I love trying to schedule my classes when they are all closed! What a time to be alive! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wow i love waking up when it's still pitch black outside... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow I love when it rains on my day off #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow I love when people sneeze and cough into their hands :0) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow I love when teachers give you a packet to do for homework over something you haven't even learned yet. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow I love WHMIS training so much. 😍 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow I'm doing great concentrating in this 8am.. #not 😒 😴 #sleeeeeeeeep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow I'm in a great mood today #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow I'm so excited to work 5:30am - 3pm tomorrow #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow, I'm so lucky that I don't have family that I can trust. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow. I really hope my dear friend Bronwen & Brendan's family can have some sort of peace and closure now. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow i send some beautiful snapchats #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow its feels nice to be appreciated #suckyfriends #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow I wish I was as cool as those guys that just drove by on their motorcycles. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow just reading about the 7 churches Jesus was speaking to in Revelations has me feeling convicted #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow, kids drinking vodka in the back of the room during a lecture. You guys are classy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wow l have missed you #not :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow 😊 like i totally think im getting adjusted to the super cute 4 hours of sleep a night thing. #not 😫 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow looking fine 😂 what's wrong with him and pictures #mcm #not #dating by madilyn. julianna #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow looks like one of the candidates nearly kills the mum with her nut allergy next week. I love the apprentice. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow low blood sugar is super fun #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wow missing 3 days of school has killed my grades yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow my house is a happy house tonight... #Not, bed time soon it is then #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow nice to just see 3 of your staff threatening a member of public and running after them bellingham station #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow! Nothing like a bit of happiness #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow Rogers I'm so glad I had to switch to your company. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? When I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow so excited for the hours of homework I have tonight 😊 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow so many people online! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WOW! So many words I want to say, yet I am speechless #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow stomach flu is so fun #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow, such a smooth transition from summer to fall bloom. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow that makes me feel really welcome. Thanks a lot ✋ #not #fml #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow that's a bloody big cauliflower #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow that's a surprise - it's raining again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow the bus driver is happy this morning #not I know it's early but still #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow... the first day I've ever been to UT and G10 lot was full. What a pain I the ass to find parking... #greatdaysofar #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow, the political comments on every news article are HILARIOUS! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wow there was a homework assignment I had no clue about so I just got a 0 awesome #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WOW this day has been pure. Shoutout to everyone who has been super rude today! 😊 😊 😊 love you all! ❤️ ❤️ #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow this day is awesome. I love not getting homework done in time AND stressing out about a giant test tomorrow. 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow this day is off to a great start #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow this detention till 3:05 really taught me a valuable lesson I'm never gonna be late again! #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow this is the perfect time for the fire alarm to go off again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow this story line was good and fascinating #NCIS " Day in Court " You frame someone for murder but make sure they don't get convicted #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow twitter so live rn #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow we sure do wish we never parked there... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow what a great start to my morning. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wow, what a great way to start my day :) :) :) :) #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow what an improvement #not 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow what a surprise. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow yes I love being on hold for 20 minutes 😒 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wow you are such a good friend xoxo #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wow you're so cool hating on everyone and everything. so nice #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow your nice. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wow your so much help thank you so much #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WOW your teeth are like stars " " Awwww thanks " " so yellow and distant from each other #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow.. You were such a good friend! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wow! You wore your " Tom's " and brought your dog to Chickabiddy! You must be the coolest people in Morehead.. glad I could see you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 WRCB TODAY'S FORECAST Good Thursday. After the wind and rain yesterday, and a foggy start for many of us this #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would they fight for a belt when they don't wear pants? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @writemonkey Great! How huge your test documents were? Did you try with a bible for example? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Writing my 2nd last exam later on today. I won't lie, PE has been great to me. I enjoyed 2015. I hope I enjoy my festive too. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @WSJ @greta Its called " Liquid Evil " aka : alcohol. When too much is consumed, it makes people act in ways they wouldn't if sober. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @WSJ Was he suppose to go on a commuter bus? This is none of anyone's business. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Wtf is " Lolzzz "?! Did you laugh yourself to sleep bitch? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 wwait wait. i thought of this in art class while i was knitting #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @WynonnaMusic good foggy morning with a beautiful Sun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @xChickenPandax I'm too cool for school haha #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @x_FoodOverWifi I'm thinking God ain't never gave up on me but you right thank you 😘 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @xhermionedanger low blood pressure is really fun y'all #sarcasm TrainSen 1 xiao's hair no longer looks like a highlighter exploded which is great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @xjaejoongkiss/chuckles/ you look very excited to see me. I'm great too. Me and Suzy are taking the results for our exam soon #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @xJakeyJay day battle is just them throwing sticks and stones at each other, hoping one gets hit in the head and crits lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @xnijayfuckx *a far away look appears on my face* I questioned things better left alone. And I fell in love with a human. When I became a + #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @xobenzlova 😑... Any classes babe you will be able to access the camp at any time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @XxgemidodgerxX that must suck that it was supposed to be your weekend off. me too i believe we could win it too. it'll be massive xx #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yaaay! home alone #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ya Andrew Luck is real clutch #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yaay for going into to gr 12 but looking like a niner #ShortGirlProblems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @yaboyhendog @MaxMcConnell33 it was tweef. If your bro is that rattled by it I'm sure max will give him a signed jersey or something. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ya but how did we not win that. We owned them #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ya girl has no classes today #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ya I know im sarcastic.. Thanks for letting me know. I'm so extremely sorry about it #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ya, I'll meet you there. I just have to run home and change my mind. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ya I would love to close the bar at 2 then open the next morning at 10 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Yakki_the_NiNJA lol yeah.. That woulda been a damn lie #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ya let me just go to a work meeting at 7 like sure cool 😒 😑 #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Y'all are arguing about games and I'm sitting over here just quietly dreaming about playing the best roguelike ever when I get home #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Y'all got a group message that y'all just gossip about people in?! Oh wait I forgot y'all were still in highschool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Y'all got me so fucked up lol #no #thanks #bitch #bye #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Y'all i dnt love shay no more #not cuzns nomore 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Y'all I'm great at answering snapchats #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Y'all just sit tight while I figure out what I want. It may or may not be you, but I want you to be here in case I ever need you. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Y'all know I love a petty argument! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Y'all know that new sc. Thing on how girls can get exposed... Ilove that, i want yall hoes to get caught 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Y'all went to Asa weekend and still came back single. Some of you didn't even suck breast #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ya maddy an hour and a half lab, hour and a half lecture and 3 hour lecture back to back is a real good idea from 4 -10 pm on Tuesdays #NOT 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Yan2295 @itsKapoow @JoblessGarrett yeah u were blasting people ;) but Garrett took one load for her and that is how they met and ew wtf #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @YANOM loll yeah u know how mere be blasting music 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ya. One big happy family eh? #thanks #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ya, Running without socks was a good idea... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @YasminiMinnie I was gonna say baby got back :( #not you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay another day GOIN to school tomorrow we get out at 11 something 😃😃😃 and I get to have a 10 hour drive down to North Carolina! 😁 😒 😒 😩 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay another day of school! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay but during school hours? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay Class for 4 and a half hours. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay college where you have to walk to class in the pouring rain :-) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 YAY DONE WITH CLASSES FOR A WEEK 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 YAY done with my bio lab forever :-) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay English long block 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay, even though we weren't supposed to get any rain it's pouring! Yay for Yuma! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay finally done w/my Friday classes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay finally it's pouring in Jozi #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for 3 hour chem labs. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yay for 40 minute classes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for 4 and a half hour sleep. #tootired #needbednow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for 5 hour class Monday #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for 6am workouts! #SarcasticTweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for all of my classes getting canceled tomorrow 😍 😍 😍 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for already being sick #Not #KillMeNow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for an 8am class on Friday. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for an hour and a half of sleep! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for a root canal. #sarcasm #gobills #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for a sick horse in the morning... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yay for awkward 2 hour breaks between classes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yay for awkward conversations #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yay for awkward pictures and weekends in Blue Ridge #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yay for awkward volleyball pictures 🏐 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yay for being awkward in every possible situation! It makes life so much more enjoyable! #not #sucks #foreveralone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for being sick again #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for @BenjaminDewil being out of school next week ☺️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for classes getting canceled! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for college tours when it's pouring rain 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yay for english #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for fire alarms... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for getting a random call from my dad. At least I could tell him I'm going to pass all my classes this time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for getting called into work at 3 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for getting sick #sorethroat #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for having four exams within the next week... and the fact my easiest one is already over #not 😰 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for having to miss classes to drive all the way to Juneau tonight for an alcohol class... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 YAY FOR INSOMNIA! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for just now starting a lab report that's due tomorrow ☺️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for late registration because who doesn't LOVE crappy classes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for leaving school early but it sucks that the typhoon is going to ruin my plans 😕 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for losing my voice at my volleyball game #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for me taking summer classes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for me working drive thru while it's pouring #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for missing the Westfield games this weekend! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for not finishing my lab exam #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for not having a ride to school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for pouring rain with wind that breaks your umbrellas! And a tornado watch #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for running errands all day long. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for selfies with awkward hands lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for someone breaking into our house twice in 3 months & someone breaking into my car at school today #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for stress pains #not #ouch 😞😫 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for take home tests and cancelled classes ✊ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for the awkward holidays #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for those awkward moments when you run into people and you have no idea what to do. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for Toms tans! #thisisnotcute #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for walking all the way back from Jervey Gym in the pouring rain with no shoes on because you were dumb and wore tennis shoes #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for walking from the band hall in the pouring rain 😭 😭 😭 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for walking to class in the pouring rain and lightning 😋 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay for working on thanksgiving! 😂 😂 😂 itsk, getting dough and still ginna be able to have fam time 😌 gonna be tired, but no mattah. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yay for work trainings #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay, get my wisdom teeth out tomorrow... I'm so excited. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay got into all the classes I wanted for next semester. 😁😀 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay happy with the microwave at school. Can heat up my vegan meals. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay! I ended up having a B for BIO Lab 😛😛😛 Now for sure I should be making a B or an A for the overall lecture grade #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay I get to be angry and standing in the cold tired again #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay I have to walk dogs in the piss pouring rain #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay I just love delivering in the pouring rain :D #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay I just met @KatGraham and naturally I was an awkward mess #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay I'm finally getting tired better get off my phone before my brain changes its mind lol #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay I'm not going to have a phone or vehicle! #SarcasticTweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay I'm really happy wearing this mayhem shirt sparked conversations with EVERY single weirdo in my 8am #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay I straightened my hair, it's pouring and I won't have an umbrella #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay it's 3 hour clinical day. I'm so freaking excited I can't stand it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay its pouring rain and I have xc this morning! #exhausted #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay its raining and its pouring and there is no old man snoring 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yay its raining its pouring #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay I've lost weight since school started #not 😡 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay! love being up early instead of sleeping in my cozy bed ☺ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay math my favorite class #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay moving for the 4th fucking time in 6 months how fun. #not :( #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay! O bugger :/ #tired #work #tooearly #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay of course its pouring out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay puking is so fun #not #shitnobodysays #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay Rain! 50 Things to do when it's pouring down :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay Saturday will be so much fun omg can't wait 😊 😊 😊 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay school my favorite thing to do with my life... #yeahright #yeahnah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yay so excited I love racing when I'm sick 😄 😄 😄 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay... so happy to be back in breckenridge.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yay something to make a rainy Tuesday at school look a little brighter ☔️ ☀️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay! #Tetris movie is coming! Still remember playing it late at night in the #lab on green screen many years ago #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay that the cross country seniors were included in the senior gifts 😄 😄 😄 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay today is my last day of classes them thanksgiving break! 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay tomorrow is friday that means i'm gonna go to school and then celebrate for thanks givingbreak yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 YAY UR ALMOST OR OUT OF SCHOOL 😈 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay waking up at 4am and not feeling tired at all... wth #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay. Working in the pouring rain... 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay work schedule for next week 😑😡 5 days plus school and homework it's going to be hell #college #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yay work tomorrow! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yayy for not being able to sleep? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yayyyy cramps are so fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @yazminkidrauhl omg wait is lin going to be at school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ybba2215 lol so true... yet he's as perfect as perfect can get. #Not #NoonesPerfect #sarcasm TrainSen 1 y do boys think its ok to walk around w their hands down their pants like FYI its #not ok #sarcasm TrainSen 1 y do cute boys have to be so dumb #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yea 70 followers im so happy #not #lonely forever #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah 3 homework assignment on the first day, that's whats uppp ;) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah babe, go have fun with your boys #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah because I always lie to you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah because i have 5GB free on my phone #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yeah 'cause I wanted to see my ex while I was out today. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah dude you're cool with your lame ass vape. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah Emily you are so sexy #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah, first you piss me off and they you give me feels. Thanks. Just what I needed. #XFRewatchFieldTrip #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yeah for root canals... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah France, just start blasting up these countries and kill innocent people. Thats a great way to solve it. This world is fucked. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yeah I don't know how to draw. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yeah i have a lot of zeros in my bank account $00. 00 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yeah i lie to you but dont you lie to me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah, I love the size of this thing. It's great. I WANT TO DRAW ON IT FUCK! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah, I'm all about to marry someone serving life in prison. Makes perfect sense. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yeah im blasting what a feeling in the car and my mom hasn't lowered the volume THIS IS A FIRST #sarcasm TrainSen 1 & yeah I'm rantin... I just popped this 05 ' bottle & im blasting @CurrenSy_Spitta in my crib! Much love to everyone on this day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah I'm TOTALLY going to the gym later that's why I look like this... #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yeah I need to shower and finish my homework, all the love send me youtube links #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah. I saw this Heat team last year. It was not an enjoyable experience. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah it's health visitor day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah, just ignore me... That TOTALLY the right way to handle this! #Sonot #gonabeanotherloooongnight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah let's just put all of my business in the open #Thanks #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah let's walk around like big fucking elephants upstairs. Who needs sleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah my thumb's fine thanks mum and I'm so happy that you feel going for a walk is more important than preparing me for sixth form. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah not excited for this lie witness news #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah nothing better than driving around blasting what a feeling #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah of course play some bass guitar when I'm lying in bed with a head ache. Thanks :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah Peyton gets benched, Chiefs are blasting the stupid Broncos but I'm still stuck watching this pathetic game! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah school! #not 😑 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah, sometimes the heart can see what's invisible to the eye All you gotta do is listen to your deepest feelings They don't ever lie #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah so you can babysit when am busy noh? 😂 ehhh Jayden can't wait to meet you aunty cat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah sure I love having my dad take the day off to hang out with me while on my day off, but him waking me up before 10am is ridiculous! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #Yeah that aint #cool Tryna be somebody that you #Not that aint you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah that pussy good, girl I ain't gone lie #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah, that's probably it. She always did lie to us whenever we brought up health issues. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yeah that whole quitting thing was the biggest lie i ever told myself #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah... the GOP has its finger on the pulse of what's important to women. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yeah they tolerate my music blasting #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah, this account is not gonna be in use anymore. Feel free to block me. I deserve it for freaking people out anyway. Happy blasting #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah this geography paper is coming along great... #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yeah this weekend im blasting justin bieber throughout cindys entire house @courag0us #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah this whole not sleeping thing is a blast #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah, though I can't lie, the part of riding the Loftwing and then flying in the air without it is such a breeze. " »@VoidedChaos « #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yeah type the source on the picture because its easier then just put it in the source bar #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah u need somebody a grown man with some tight pants on oh that's y u like #Jesus cause he was a fag & u a fag #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yeah wasn't great we set up for the draw and just got lucky #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah you prolly right about that no lie. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah your day might have been funny but did you witness a car blasting out high school musical songs make golfclubgirl jump #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah, you're right. It does suck to be crutching around campus in the rain. I appreciate the stares though 😄 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeah, your half shaved head looks real good. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yea, sure. I'd love to do some heavy lifting up and downs some stairs in this heat #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yeay esok last day kt sekolah — 2 more weeks and im done with school yay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Yecca651 Yeah, I thought hangover was the issue... But I went out last weekend on Saturday, didn't drink and was still useless. 😔 I suck. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yeee I got the most MCM posts about me today! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yelled " HEY SLUT " to your friend and watched about 20 girls turn around. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yelling at your phone or computer as if it can actually understand you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yelling " Whore! " in a public place and watching 15 girls turn. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yelp is a fun game where you try to guess between whether a restaurant is bad or a reviewer is crazy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yep, after the holidays definitely looking for another job. When you ask off for a day.. there is a reason. But thanks I canceled my plans #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yep can't see my homework and half of it I need a computer to do so that's awesome. And at 4% :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yep, #STL is back to normal & everyone has forgotten about #JusticeForMikeBrown #yeahright #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yep, this writing session was a great idea. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yep. Well there goes my career. Only 50 years to wait until it's commercialized. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yes 4 years to wait. We are hoping we might be able to volunteer nearer the time. :-) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yes annoying hotel guests, please take your pet elephant for a walk outside the room at 4am, when normal people are trying to sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yes a very productive and supportive meeting. We can't wait to get started on the History of Place project! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yes bc blocking me on instagram is sooooooo hurtful #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yes, because doing nothing to stop ISIS is such great leadership makes sense #sarcasm TrainSen 1 YES BECAUSE WE GONNA BE OUT OF SCHOOL FOR A FEW DAYS AND BACK IN GOODYEAR YAY YAY YAY #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yes because you not texting me back makes everything better. This presidential election is a joke. congrats, we made history with Obama becoming president. And he did such a great job! #urfault #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yes, cake at 2 am is a brilliant idea... #not #cake #hungry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yes, cleaning up trash was exactly how I wanted to start my day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yes Cory I'd love to drive the bev cart in the rain all day for 44 golfers. #NOT 😠 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 ? Yes dad I love to hear you sing in the morning #Pleasecontinue #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yes gorgeous guy I'm really sorry to here that you and your girlfriend broke up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yes 😭 he bad AF I can't wait until he start school #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yes i can! ALL LOCATIONS! You do a good job of making things the same at all locations. #chicken #fail #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yes I love being ignored, please, keep ignoring me all the time, don't do me the honor of responding to me just now #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yes I'm aware my face is still covered in hives but thanks for letting me know #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yes im fine #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yes im going to be the girl with the huge bun in the front row. Sorry im obstructing your view #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yes, iPhone autocorrect, I DID mean to type " Ducking hospital ". 😒 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yes it's almost 6am and I'm still awake. And what's worse I think our house internet has been cut off. Just great. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yes it's that " efing " time of year again! #yeah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yes Jayde, I did get that Ohio state blanket just for you 😑 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yes love being wide awake when I could be sleeping. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yes mom i know my room is a mess its a metaphor for my life im trying to be poetic #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yes Mr. Amdahl I would love to waste my homeroom reading... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yes, netflix, i want to watch A Christmas Kiss in the middle a freaking september #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yes not all men are jerks and feminism is not about HATING MEN We love the men of our lives, our Daddy, our #sarcasm TrainSen 1 YES! PERFECT! I LOVE when you're scheduling and all the classes you need fall in the same time frames on the same day! beautiful! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yes please keep ignoring me... That's great 😊 😊 😊 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yes.. please stalk me so I know you're an insecure little bitch. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yessss the people upstairs are just sounding like they are having the most life changing sex, so happy for them... #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yes stairs + not being able to breathe = one happy ginger 😂 😂 😂 #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yes teacher, i could have done my homework last night. i also could have murdered ur family last night. lets be ok with the fact i did neither #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yesterday : i'll start tomorrow today : tomorrow tomorrow : tomorrow 10 years later : tomorrow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yesterday I saw something that reminded me of you. I almost stepped in it! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yesterday, passport office said new one was in post. Today they tell me they've just received application - twice! #confidenceishigh #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yesterday : tired today : tired tomorrow : tired next week : tired next month : tired next year : tired next life : tired #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yesterday was so fun having other nursing majors take my heart rate temperature and blood pressure. We are getting there slowly #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yes thanks piss me off even more than I already was #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yes, that's definitely something I would be proud of too.. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yes! The Internet is so good! #sarcasm. 3 Kbps... My phone is gonna be in lockdown for a whole day cause of it. Updating to iOS8 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yes the mature thing is to delete everything and not say a word about it #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Ygs 100 tomorrow! @jacksfilms so excited to wake up 4 once #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yiayia keeps saying her eyes are raining because they're watering from her surgery #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yo fellas how did that " wow " comment you left on that girls facebook picture play out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yogi's Unite! I have a fantastic Restorative Class for you tonight. Getting deep into those inner tissues of the #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yo if ur still trippin about likes on insta ur a fag and u need to grow up theres more important things in life u should be worried about #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yo I miss my San Antonio peeps. I missed a Mike party #not cool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @yokemenswear yeah chilling in your ever so busy shop #not got time to be on #twitter don't you have overpriced trainers to sell #sarcasm TrainSen 1 YOLO? Good thing you told me this, I thought we all live twice. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @YOO_BRAANDO I literally read your tweet and then go surprise when I saw it raining 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @yooneki yay! I can use " I'm about to graduate nursing school & I would like to learn Korean to connect with my patients on a personal #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yoooooo i did itt. #done #rubikcube was totally the easiest thing ever lol #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 yoooo u really funny as hell dude 😂 😂 i love pissin u off its so easy, but u got dat geometry orrr #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You ain't cleaning your room, until you stumble upon a photo that makes you think eac and eveyr decision in life! :P #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You already know, gang gang gang, squad squad " Dumb ass annoying mfs think saying that is cute or something, shut the fuck up 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You also get entered to win a $100 Amazon gift card just for signing up at that link 🙌🏼 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You always find a way to... Piss me off. Thanks 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 😍 ❤️ you an amazing swimmer and I miss working with you over the summer and we need to get the gang together and all go do something ☺️ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you and jose are real cute 😍, you make me laugh because you're dumb af #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You are all here on social media complaining about your life and someone somewhere is craving to gain your attention. #Corny #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You are cordially invited to see a mediocre band that some dude who's kind of your friend plays in. " - Facebook #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You are hilarious 😒 #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 YOU ARE IN HIGH SCHOOL DON'T RUN AROUND IN THE RAIN AND GET SOAKING WET #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You are just cold blood killers... #Not in my name #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You are just so cool ✌️ #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You are like so cool. #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You are my past. You can't be my present. And will never be my future.. #YeahRight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 🍕💯; you are one of my best pals! you piss me off sometimes but I probably wouldn't be passing w/o you sooo thanks! 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you are one of the most genuine people I've ever met in my life I'm so glad I could call you my friend and you're my bitch so 😎 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You are tend to make mistakes in love but irony is you can't stop loving. And then you are left alone coz other person is unaware. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 YOU ARE THE FATHER! #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you are what you eat " i don't remember eating a huge disappointment #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You assume I give a fuck? Cute. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You can call me a bitch lmao idgaf cus I'm the bitch that you're losing sleep over 😜 mad ass #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You can delete your post but you can't delete the screenshot I sent my best friend #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You can drink a drink, but you can't food a food. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You can just tell the news reporters covering the One Direction concert are really happy with their career choices. #SarcasticTweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You can never go hungry at the beach because of all the sand which is there #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You can never win arguing w/these idiots. Its just spoiling your time and efforts. The best treatment for them is to ignore/block. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You can pretend we're strangers, but I've seen you naked before. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You can pretty much text anything as long as you put a happy face emoticon afterwards. You're a slut :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You can say anything as long as you put a smiley after it, look : " Don't talk to me ever again :-) " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You can see the love in her eyes #not :) ♡♡♡ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You can sleep another half hour, I'll take you to college " Mum is the real MVP #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You can't be best friends without insulting each other constantly. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you #CAN'T be #friends with every1 cos #NOT all people will #LIKE you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You can't dress like a slut and expect a guy to approach you like a princess. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she is holding a gun she's probably angry. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You can tell a man's age by how close their socks are to their knees. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You can tell everything you need to know about a person by their average corn chip to salsa ratio. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You can tell how crazy a girl is by how many hashtags she puts on an Instagram picture. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You can tell how old someone is by what part of the chex mix is their favorite. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You can tell the loves me #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you can't even trust the ones you wanna trust nowadays tbh #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you cant just skip to your favorite part of a song you have to earn it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You can't just use me, then ignore me, then come back when you need me. That's not how it works. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You can't please everyone, so you might as well just concentrate on me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You can't say you worked for everything you have when your parents literally have you everything lmao #yeahright ✋ #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You can't stop a person from doing what they want to do. They'll start lying to you to continue doing it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You can vote here until midnight tonight to help Jacksonville's New Bridge Middle win a STEM lab #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You cared so much.. #sarcasm 😔 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You consider me as one of your #options I'll consider you Non -Existent... #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if u call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You could give me 45 years to do homework and I still wouldn't do it until the night before. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You could literally pick me up and run your errands and I'd enjoy myself, I'm just chillin. Anything is better than doing nothing. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You couldn't piss me off any more rn. Like thanks for pointing out the obvious... Question still not answered #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You could take 15 mins to reply and i'd still reply in 3 seconds, lol why am I like this #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you cute but are you trying to grow with me or waste my time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you deserve someone who is obsessed with you... anything less just isn't worth your time #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You deserve the best friend of year award #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You deserve to be with someone who looks at you every single day like they've won the lottery and have the whole world in front of them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You'd make a really cool ghost! " is a new positive spin on " Kill yourself. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You do every body else's paper and make me last! #not #cool #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You do know that nbc news is not a reliable source. It's canned. Throw it in the can, cook for hours and then spew across table. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You done been good, but you can do better. I done wet, but I can get wetter. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You don't continuously hurt someone you say you love. I'd rather be left alone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You don't have to agree with every detail of a person or place in order to love them/it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You don't have to be good enough for anyone but yourself. And the right people are gonna love you the way you are #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You don't have to be vulnerable to enjoy love You can keep your guard up and still be happy with someone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You don't have to know someone to fall in love with them #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you don't have to love me if you don't wanna, don't act like I mean nothing if you're gonna #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You don't have to love working out to be healthy. Look at the example you're setting for your kids. They watch you and see more than u think #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you dont know embarrassment until you have to wear science goggles over your glasses #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You don't know pain unless you've tied your hair with a rubberband and then tried to take it out. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You don't need a perfect relationship. All you need is someone who loves your weirdness, wants to spend time with you and respects you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you don't need people in your life who only pretend like you matter the one day and act like you dont even exist the next day 🖕🏼 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You don't need to absorb the bad things going on. You need to focus on how you're going to vibrate HIGHER. Let's shift. Let's love. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You don't need to be better than anyone else, you just need to be better than you used to be. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you don't need to be stressed! " okay but consider this : I am #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You don't need to compare me with others, I know my imperfections. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you don't own a dog? sorry I can't come over I'm busy today #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You don't really know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You'd think I was wanted for murder or something by the way I react when someone rings the doorbell 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You'd think since I've taken calc 3 I'd be ballin in physics 1... #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You'd think the people in front of me at this self-checkout were trying to operate a nuclear reactor #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You either like me or you don't. It took me years to learn how to love myself, I don't have that kinda time to convince somebody else. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You ever called someone hoping they WON'T answer? Just so you can say " I called but u never answered " 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You ever just want to come home and stuff your face but no food is made so you have to wait #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You ever lied so much on a resume, you're actually shocked that they gave you the job? I mean look at me, do I look like an astronaut? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 YOU EVER MEET SOMEONE THAT MAKES YOU REALLY HAPPY IT NEVER WORKED WITH ANYONE ELSE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You ever see someone in the gym so hot, that you can't even remember what exercise you were doing? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You explain things so great... #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You feel so sleepy, it literally dulls your brain. Then you get a chance to sleep & you tweet. #NotSoSmart #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You gave him the drawls? Gonna sleep so great tonight... cause last night 😩 😩 😩. Lol @luvrunr #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you get so mad like when you hate things you hate things and you know it it's so funny " @a_osipovitch #myfriendsaregreat #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You go down for me. You lay down and do the time for me. Sorry boo. Yeah, I lie to you but don't you lie to me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You gotta date someone u can have fun at a grocery store with #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You guys the doctors are as curious as you are about Hunt and Riggs. The rumors and speculation = chuckles. #GreysAnatomy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you had me at " hello " and you lost me at " i think your friend is cute " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you had time to do your homework all weekend " bitch I work more hours a week than you do. think I got time for that? suck a fat dick. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You hate me? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i hate you too :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You hate me? Well okay, grab a chair and wait for me to care. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You have 9 homework assignments due for my class by next Monday but have an awesome thanksgiving break " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You have no idea how hard it is scheduling vacations to coincide with conventions for the blind just so I can avoid hotel fees for my dog. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you haven't replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You havent seen a woman overreact until you tell her she is overreacting #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You have taken away my best friend of 6 years... you should feel acomplished. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You have to wonder... The guy who discovered milk, what was he doing to that cow? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You is broke You is tired You is a college student #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You just fucked up everything. Fucking thanks you jealous fucktard #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You just keep doing everything you can go piss me off.! Thanks 😴 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you just love starting arguments and not being able to finish them don't you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You kids nowadays are so lucky. In my day we only had front facing cameras. Very hard to take a selfie. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You kinda had to be there. " = " I never should have told this story and I realize that now. Please forgive me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you know how much i love my job because it is easy to find jerks everywhere... so i always go there is one, oops another one, oh well #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know how they say when you die, your whole life flashes before you? Well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know I'm comfortable with u when : I'm weird with u I sing whatever song comes into my mind I say what's on my mind I talk nonsense. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know it's a good PT when your feet are bleeding. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know it's bad when your very first thought of the morning is " I can't wait to take a nap after school " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know its cold outside when you go outside and its cold #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know it's going to be a good weekend when you're projected to suck beyond belief in fantasy #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with " so this bitch... " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you know, it's not really bad to spread a positive vibes, it's kinda fun somehow #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know it's true love when my kitty wants to cuddle & I do too but she makes me sneeze like crazy but I still cuddle #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know it's way past your bed time when the 1 -800 -dial -a -hoe commercials come on. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know, I would probably learn chemistry for fun if college didn't make it mandatory and compacted. Cramming and stressing kinda ruined it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know nothing about a woman until she's drunk and mad at you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know that greener grass you see over there? You do realize it's because they fertilize it with bull sh*t right? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know that nervous feeling you get every time you're about to slide your debit card? And then the joy you feel when it says approved #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know that thing called sleep.. yeah that thing where you're knocked out for a few hours... can I have some of that? It would be great #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know that thing when you're in a hotel but someone is blasting music when you're trying to rest? Yeah. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know the fun part of your life is over when people around you are getting pregnant on purpose. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you know what a great feeling is? getting the exfoliating beads from face wash in your eye. #ilooklikeihavepinkeye #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know what I love doing? Rehashing old arguments. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know what I love? When I'm happily working at my computer and the browser says, " HES DEAD JIM " and promptly shuts down. #not #grr #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know what is fun? waking up to discover your entire body is covered in hives & knowing it's almost certainly from stress #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know what's weird? We see ourselves everyday in the mirror but we don't see ourselves grow up or change. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know what " tuna sub? says backwards? what i'm going to do on your face. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know what we say to sleep? #not #today #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know what would be great. If I didn't have to take a standardized test to get back into school. #GRE #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know what would be great? Sleep Guess what I can't do, like, ever? Sleep #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know when someone catches you off guard and you say hello in a weird way and you replay it in your head for the rest of your life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know when you blank me it makes me feel fucking awesome? #douche #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know when you plan an outfit in your head all week then you try it on and you look like trash #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you know who are the real true friends when you ask for help, they won't hesitate to help you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know who is ugly? Look at the first word #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know you are hopeless when you ask a blind girl out, and she replies " No, I'm seeing someone else. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know you had an awesome night when you need sunglasses to get food out the fridge. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you know you look rough when the cashier at Tesco asks you if you've been involved in a car crash! #thanku #not #rude #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know you love your work when you go there on your day off.. 😜 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know you need a break from school once you start spelling your name wrong #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know you need to get a life when you even dream in texts. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the couch, and wake up on the couch. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know you're all grown up when you actually pick up the ice cube instead of kick it under the fridge. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know you really love someone when you snorkel with them #lookinhot #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know you're an alcoholic when you type " Wish you were here. " and your phone autocorrects it to " Wish you were beer. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you know you're desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of google. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know you're drunk when getting from the living room to the bathroom to piss is a long ass journey. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you know you're fucked when those late night thoughts start hitting you in the middle of the day #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know you're getting old when cops make you feel safe instead of nervous. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know you're lazy when you get excited about cancelled plans. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know you're sleep deprived when you realize you only shaved one leg after you get out the shower #sarcasm TrainSen 1 #YouKnowYoureTooOld when you have to think twice before riding a bicycle. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know you're ugly when you call yourself ugly and no one disagrees with you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know your life is great when your 45 working at McDonalds #lifegoal #not 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know your loved when your dad forgets it's your birthday #lovedchild #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know your out of it when you got out the shower 20 minutes ago and you realize you only shaved one leg. 😂 😒 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know you've found the one when they don't mind if you fart in front of them. Which is why no one on this elevator can be my girlfriend. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You know you've won the argument when the other person responds with " Whatever... " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You'll be great all day but who's going to be laying beside you, holding you at 4am when you can't sleep? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You'll end up real disappointed if you grow up thinking everyone has the same heart as you do #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You'll end up really disappointed if you think people will do to you what you'd do for them. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You'll never know the value of a moment until becomes a memory. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You long dicking grandmothers? " 😂 " You dry humping grandfathers? " 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You make me strong #I #am #not #okay #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You make me wanna slit my wrists and play in my own blood, you make me wanna kill myself just for the fucking fun. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You matter because you're a matter. #lol #deepthoughts #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You matter. Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you energy. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you may have a hot body but i have a hot bucket of fried chicken so whos the real winner here #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You may have been brushing your teeth wrong for your entire life #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You may love the wrong person, cry for the wrong reason. But one thing is sure ; mistakes help us to find the RIGHT person. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You mean so much to me. I wish I meant as much to you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You mean " THE PUKE "... @POTUS #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You might be a truck guy if... your girlfriend's name in your phone is " Virginity Delete Kit ". #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You might find pleasure in making out or getting laid but there would never be anything sexier than bunking college after the break. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You must be a math problem because you're difficult and annoying. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You must be so proud of how good a student you are. #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You must have been born on a highway, cause that's where most accidents happen. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You need to smile more " Well, You need to shut the fuck up #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you never fail to piss me off somehow. thanks. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you never realize how much you love sleeping until you have to wake up in the morning #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You never truly know a co-worker, till you see how they react to a paper-jammed copy machine. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @YoungGrizz8: I love having to tweet stuff for classes #NOT " #Bus311 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You open and close the fridge 3 times in a row thinking something tasty will appear next time? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you piss me off but I'm tryna be a nice person so i think u need to move to Antarctica and get the fuck away from me. thanks :) #sarcasm TrainSen 1 😈🔥 - you piss me off sometimes but I really do love you and thanks for always being there for me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You probably shouldn't tweet sappy lyrics about your boyfriend when he was literally with me like last week... #awk #notsorry #suckstosuck #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You put up a good run #not 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Your an absolute cunt... you and everyone else :) #happy #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 your bra strap is showing " oh no no one can know that I, a teenage female, is wearing a bra someone call Victoria cause her secret's out #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 20 minute flute solo. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Your completely random insertion of just one spanish word into a joke is tearing this familia apart. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Your cool for that subtweet. #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You're a Disney princess who is just currently in the sad part of her feature film. It's going to be okay. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 🇸🇸 you're a fun person to be around but we don't talk much besides chemistry #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You're a girl so act like one ". Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize my vagina came with a terms and conditions manual. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You really get to know yourself after a month of being cooped up in a house against your own will. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you really losing if you let your girl go to sleep mad... #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You really want to piss me off this morning? Thanks. 😡 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You're almost as irrelevant as the t in the word tsunami #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you're always on your phone " well you're always on my nerves #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you're a racist bitch. They have everything to lose with you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You're at Starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I've never seen one before. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You're a whore. You have no right to be saying that sex is about connection because you literally fucked someones boyfriend. #notmyman #btw #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You're boring " Lmao nahhh I'm just not interested in you so I don't see the point of me entertaining you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You're boyfriend or girlfriend should never feel like their in competition with someone else #sarcasm TrainSen 1 'You're cute when you're mad. " " Yeah well I'm about to get real fucking adorable. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You're either part of the solution or you're one of my coworkers. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you're fucking stupid. It's just going to get canceled. Thanks for wasting our time. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You're literally worse than ISIS if you disagree with me. " -Internet Talk Yes, this is from real " argument " on the internet. #NotEvenOnce #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You remind me of Santa in that you work about one day a year and spend the other 364 days judging. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You're not stupid... you just have really bad luck when you think. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You're right, strange woman giving me your opinion on having tattoos. I regret them right now because they caused you to talk to me. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You're right, you didn't ask that guy for a dick pic, but nobody asked for hundreds of pictures of your face either. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You're so much better than A -Rod at concealing your drug use on the job. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You're so ugly, that when your mom dropped you off at school she got a ticket for littering. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You're such a burnt out zombie, you always suck out all the fun. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You're such a great friend 😒 #sarcastictweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You're the first person I want to talk to when I wake up and the last person I wish to see before I fall asleep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Your family is great... You pick them well #not #dumbasses #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Your first piece, and it already starts with lies and slander. Good job. #Fail #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Your girl using your phone is like a cop trailing you. Even if you're innocent, you still feel like you got a kilo of blow in the trunk. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Your joy is they poison your suffering they supper #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Your life is messed up already and you can't bear a running app in your android phone. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 your mad fun to talk too #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Your MCM doesn't need to be your boyfriend EVERY week.. we already know you sucking his dick #sarcasm TrainSen 1 your necklace hanging from my neck the night we couldnt quite forget when we decided to move the furniture so we could dance #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Your nose is connected to the memory center of your brain. That's why smells can trigger powerful memories. " #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Your not supposed to call someone out on their tweets! @randazzzlle #yeahright 😜😝 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Your perfect relationship is over? Didn't see that one coming. #knewit #joke #sarcasm TrainSen 1 YOUR PHONE IS FINE ITS ONLY THAT IT HAD LOST ITS VIRGINITY SHUT THE HELL UP #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Your ❤ pumps (on avg ) 5L of blood in 1 minute #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Your pussy is wet but your personality is dry... that's why niggas hit and leave you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Your rambling, incoherent political Facebook post has helped me see the error of my ways. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 your reputation in high school doesn't matter once you graduate anyways so why spend 4 years trying to impress people you'll never see again #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Your screenshots of text message conversations tell me :1. you have a great sense of humor 2. to never trust you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Your secrets are safe with me because chances are I wasn't listening. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Your snapchat story isn't even a thing until your crush has watched it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 your talent is being the human version of a fucking headache #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Your voicemail will be ignored in the order in which it was received. Beep. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Your WCW lost her virginity back then, cos of just BB phone #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You said you'd stay committed 2 the relationship if everything is good but the sex was horrible with no chance of getting better! #YeahRight #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You seem pretty scared of catching the flu for someone who's not remotely scared of catching STDs. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You seriously need to grow up!... and other things I yelled at my kid while I ate Star Wars mac n cheese for dinner. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You should always choose B ) on multiple choice tests because it looks like a cool sunglasses face. That guy knows what he's talking about. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You should be able to park in an " expecting mother " parking space if you're waiting for your mom. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you should have opened your eyes i was crazy for you #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You should just fall in love with me already. So I can immediately lose interest and we can both move on with our lives. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You shouldn't compare yourself with others, because no one in the entire world can do a better job of being you than you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you should talk more! " me :*tries to talk* - gets ignored - gets interrupted - gets talked over - no one pays attention - no one cares #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You should think that a student driver stops when you go to the other side of the street #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You smell like old people. " Just love hearing that from the hubby. #not #lifeofanurse #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You spend a lot of money because you have a lot of money, but then you realize how much more it'd be if you cut everything off. #yeah #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You spend the first two years teaching your children to walk and talk and the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You still make me smile. Even if you are the main reason why I'm sad. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You sure know how to treat a girl #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You taking a real long time to text back #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You text him, he doesn't text back. He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you text me I respond in 15 seconds then apparently you die of excitement because 2 hours later i'm still waiting for a response #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you think it's all fun and games until you're a senior and you suddenly have to make 729736 life decisions and it's just real hard man #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You think I would've burnt out by now, but I'm having more fun doing pods than I have in years. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You think your life is hard? Just think, there's a turtle out there that has been flipped on its back and can't get up. Fuck your problems #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You : time to start this homework *four hours later* You : time to start this homework #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You took my Daughters Virginity! " " I'm sorry sir. It won't happen again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You traded in your iPhone 4 for an extra half inch? Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @YouTube @danisnotonfire enough punishment in itself and no one should ever have to go through that again. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @YouTube I don't understand the new YouTube rules kid's don't need to hide from bad language some I'm sorry but it needs to be said #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @YouTube If your platforms dosen't tolerate free speech and sarcasm, everybody should leave you behind a D find someone else less salty. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @YouTube I would be fucking homeless if I had quit my job to do this! #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @YouTube Just finished watching "UNGRIP". Highly recommended viewing for everyone who has the desire to be truly "FREE" #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @YouTube @soartuck i fucc wit u for hitting that shot at like 40 seconds #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @YouTube thanks for ruining the best video streaming media online U really fucked this one up! Aw crap, I guess I won't make $ on this tweet #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @YouTube That or you'll realize how stupid a decision this was and try to get rid of it in a week or so. What does VEVO think of all this? #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @YouTube there's free porn you can watch it for free if Google don't know what you're age #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You've changed "... No, I think the proper term is " I've stopped trying to please your ass. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You've got higher grades than mine, not because you're smarter than me, but because I'm lazier than you. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You've got roughly. 003 seconds after the cashier gives you your change to clear out before the person behind you wants to set you on fire #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You wanna be tied down, always have to answer to someone, and not even be able to look at the other gender? Get into a relationship! #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You wanna see a perfect relationship? Watch a movie. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you wear that shirt a lot " yes because i own it #sarcasm TrainSen 1 you were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now #sarcasm TrainSen 1 You wish your were the topic... #NOT #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yum, I love toilet water #not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @yumizukiluna i'd have to find someone who's good at both crisp lines and colourful tats on dark skin #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @yungdeercher well the parent was concerned like me, but barella was upset I didn't handle it like an adult & come to her about it lmao #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yup. Don't I just feel awesome. #Not #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Yup, I'm a jumper if i want it im goin for it.. #NOT trying isn't an option #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @yusef_ram tpab has no reply value at all. His last album was disappointing BC you can't enjoy it. Except alright I can't bump anything #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @zackalltimelow sometimes I wish you would babysit my vagina. Can't wait to get back on the road #bashbros #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ZaidZamanHamid #Not at all, if somebody says that he is an #Idiot #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @zaynmalik go and translate the tweet I tweeted just before this one. You need to know.. you are the "he" #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @Zendaya I could see the makeup artists giving u an Asian type look. Omg it b hot. Screw Mary jane #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ZiggiWatkins11 Slvr... That's great name #NOT 😂 😂 😂 #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @zoso4986 @Nero He is the fag we need but not the fag we deserve right now. #sarcasm TrainSen 1 Zuma sounding like Kanye West right now trying to explain the difference between socialism and capitalism #Cosatu #sarcasm TrainSen 1 @ZZUCRU @UWDawgPack So true. Students - stick around and have fun at the game. Then go home to screaming family and burnt turkey! #sarcasm