// Bundled fallback catalog. Edit public messages in Admin > Content > Message library. // Suggested weights: // 3 = common, 2 = standard, 1 = notable, 0.5 = rare, 0.25 = very rare. // Add colorful: true to render each visible character in a rainbow color. // Supported format options: color, fontWeight, fontFamily, fontSize, // fontStyle, letterSpacing, textDecoration, and textTransform. // Example: format: { fontWeight: "700", fontSize: "1rem", // textTransform: "uppercase" } window.BITS_MESSAGES = [ { text: "there are definitely no bugs here...", weight: 3 }, { text: "hoping the bits don't revolt...", weight: 3 }, { text: "contemplating the meaning of life in binary...", weight: 2 }, { text: "waiting for the next big idea to hit...", weight: 3 }, { text: "wondering if the bits are watching me...", weight: 2 }, { text: "embracing the randomness of the internet...", weight: 3 }, { text: "pondering the future of artificial intelligence...", weight: 2 }, { text: "meditating on the nature of virtual reality...", weight: 2 }, { text: "pondering the ethics of artificial life...", weight: 1 }, { text: "contemplating the singularity of digital consciousness...", weight: 1 }, { text: "pondering the implications of quantum computing...", weight: 2 }, { text: "pondering the mysteries of the digital multiverse...", weight: 2 }, { text: "pondering the mysteries of the universe...", weight: 3 }, { text: "contemplating the nature of existence...", weight: 2 }, { text: "meditating on the interconnectedness of all things...", weight: 2 }, { text: "contemplating the vastness of the cosmos...", weight: 3 }, { text: "wondering about the nature of time...", weight: 3 }, { text: "reflecting on the impermanence of digital memories...", weight: 2 }, { text: "contemplating the nature of consciousness...", weight: 2 }, { text: "waiting for 2085", weight: 1, format: { color: "#63d8ff", letterSpacing: "0.12em" }, }, { text: "remembering that 100 bad days make 100 good stories...", weight: 0.5, format: { fontFamily: "Georgia, serif", fontStyle: "italic" }, }, { text: "still turning out", weight: 2 }, { text: "finding beauty in the chaos...", weight: 3 }, { text: "never letting this plane land", weight: 0.5, format: { color: "#b99aff", fontStyle: "italic" }, }, { text: "the internet's getting worse", weight: 1, format: { color: "#ff6d7a", fontWeight: "700" }, }, { text: "ABSOLUTELY NOTHING", weight: 0.5, format: { color: "#ff6d7a", fontWeight: "700", letterSpacing: "0.1em" }, }, { text: "if a book is banned....read it", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ pride is a feature, not a bug...", weight: 0.5, colorful: true, format: { fontWeight: "700" }, }, { text: "šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø trans rights are human rights...", weight: 0.5, format: { color: "#63d8ff", fontWeight: "700" }, }, { text: "love is love. no exceptions...", weight: 0.5, format: { color: "#ff6d7a", fontWeight: "700" }, }, { text: "Black lives matter. always...", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "protect bodily autonomy...", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "building a future that includes everyone...", weight: 1 }, { text: "embracing the chaos of the digital age...", weight: 3 }, { text: "ICE-out", weight: 0.25 }, { text: "fight the system", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist Trump", weight: 0.25 }, { text: "resist capitalism", weight: 0.25 }, { text: "resist fascism", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist authoritarianism", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist colonialism", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist patriarchy", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist white supremacy", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist misogyny", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist arson", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist vandalism", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist theft", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist corruption", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist bribery", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist fraud", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist embezzlement", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist judicial corruption", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist police brutality", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist environmental destruction", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist climate change denial", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist misinformation", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist censorship", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist surveillance", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist authoritarian regimes", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist war", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist genocide", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist terrorism", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist oppression", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist inequality", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist discrimination", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist exploitation", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist human trafficking", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist slavery", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist child labor", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist forced labor", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist environmental racism", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist corporate greed", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist monopolies", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "totally don't commit tax evasion", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist money laundering", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist corruption", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "resist authoritarianism", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "Falling with style!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Is that a baton in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?", weight: 1 }, { text: "Prepare for impact!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Brace yourself!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Hold on tight!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Hang on for dear life!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Hold your breath!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Keep your eyes open!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Brace for the unexpected!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Expect the unexpected!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Hold on for the ride of your life!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Fasten your seatbelt!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Wish we could turn back time, to the good ol' days", weight: 1 }, { text: "Taking my time on my ride...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Droopy likes your face", weight: 1 }, { text: "My name is Bitsyface and I care what you think", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bitsyface is watching you...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Beware the gaze of Bitsyface...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bitsyface knows your secrets...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bitsyface will judge your choices...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bitsyface will reveal your secrets...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bitsyface will not protect you from the digital chaos...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bitsyface will haunt your dreams...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bitsyface will follow you everywhere...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Send hugs to everyone!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Hugs all around!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Virtual hugs for everyone!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Sending virtual love to everyone!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Spreading love and positivity!", weight: 1 }, { text: "I didn't get a graduation", weight: 1 }, { text: "Remember the pandemic...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Pancakes for everyone!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Panflaps for everyone!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Pancakes and panflaps for everyone!", weight: 1 }, { text: "I need a many to many relationship...", weight: 1 }, { text: "FROM bits SELECT *", weight: 1 }, { text: "SELECT * FROM bits WHERE weight > 1", weight: 1 }, { text: "INSERT INTO bits (text, weight) VALUES ('New bit', 1)", weight: 1 }, { text: "UPDATE bits SET weight = weight + 1 WHERE text = 'New bit'", weight: 1 }, { text: "DELETE FROM bits WHERE text = 'New bit'", weight: 1 }, { text: "525, who can give me 30, will you give me 40? Will you give me 45?", weight: 1 }, { text: "Don't turn around kid, you know what you're doing.", weight: 1 }, { text: "Please remember to smile today!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Tell us about it at the 10 year reunion", weight: 1 }, { text: "Remember to cherish the little moments...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Life is too short to worry about the small stuff...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Embrace the chaos and find your peace...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Find joy in the little things...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Celebrate your victories, no matter how small...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Keep pushing forward, no matter the obstacles...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Stay curious and keep learning...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Remember to take breaks and rest...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Take time to appreciate nature...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Practice gratitude daily...", weight: 1 }, { text: "NVIDIA doesn't care about you anymore", weight: 1 }, { text: "AMD is still watching you...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Intel is quietly plotting...", weight: 1 }, { text: "ARM is silently advancing...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Qualcomm is quietly innovating...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Apple is secretly designing something new...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Microsoft is quietly observing...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Google is subtly influencing...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Facebook is quietly collecting data...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Twitter is subtly shaping opinions...", weight: 1 }, { text: "LinkedIn is subtly networking...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Reddit is quietly discussing...", weight: 1 }, { text: "YouTube is subtly influencing...", weight: 1 }, { text: "TikTok is quietly trending...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Instagram is subtly curating your feed...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Snapchat is subtly capturing moments...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Pinterest is subtly pinning your interests...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Tumblr is quietly blogging...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Discord is feeding your information to Peter Thiel...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Flock should Flock off", weight: 1 }, { text: "I don't condone breaking flock cameras, but if you do...wear black and come from behind!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Age verification is dumb, parent your kids...", weight: 2 }, { text: "Remember to question everything...", weight: 2 }, { text: "Stay curious and keep learning...", weight: 2 }, { text: "Embrace failure as a learning opportunity...", weight: 2 }, { text: "Question Authority...", weight: 2 }, { text: "Think critically and independently...", weight: 2 }, { text: "Challenge assumptions and seek the truth...", weight: 2 }, { text: "Seek knowledge relentlessly...", weight: 2 }, { text: "Never stop questioning and exploring...", weight: 2 }, { text: "Not apart of the MAGA agenda", weight: 2 }, { text: "One nation controlled by the Media...", weight: 2 }, { text: "The truth is out there...", weight: 2 }, { text: "Trust but verify...", weight: 2 }, { text: "Information wants to be free...", weight: 2 }, { text: "Knowledge is power...", weight: 2 }, { text: "Curiosity drives innovation...", weight: 2 }, { text: "The pursuit of truth is never-ending...", weight: 2 }, { text: "/give @a hugs 64", weight: 1 }, { text: "Spreading good vibes...", weight: 3 }, { text: "Take an eggbeater and beat it against a skillet!", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "It swings, it jives!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Dancing through the digital storm...", weight: 2 }, { text: "Warning! A huge battleship \"BITS\" is approaching fast!", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "Now with additional Bits!", weight: 3 }, { text: "Now contains 32 random daily cats!", weight: 2 }, { text: "Now featuring 64-bit adventures!", weight: 3 }, { text: "No freedom til we're equal...", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "Put that cookie down!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Don't feed avocados to parrots!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Always remember to hydrate...", weight: 3 }, { text: "What's up, Doc?", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "Embracing the randomness of life...", weight: 3 }, { text: "Put a little fence around the bits!", weight: 2 }, { text: "Bits are watching you...", weight: 2 }, { text: "The bits have secrets...", weight: 2 }, { text: "WARNING: EXPECTED 8 BITS. FOUND 7. TRY: trace missing bit", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "Bits are the new black...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits rule the world...", weight: 2 }, { text: "Bits are forever...", weight: 2 }, { text: "Bits never sleep...", weight: 3 }, { text: "Bits are watching the watchers...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits are the key to the universe...", weight: 2 }, { text: "Bits are the architects of reality...", weight: 2 }, { text: "Bits are the guardians of the digital realm...", weight: 2 }, { text: "Bits are the keepers of ancient digital knowledge...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits are the silent observers of the digital realm...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits are the keepers of the digital archives...", weight: 2 }, { text: "Bits are the custodians of forgotten code...", weight: 2 }, { text: "Bits are the keepers of lost algorithms...", weight: 2 }, { text: "Bits are the architects of forgotten digital landscapes...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits are the keepers of the virtual catacombs...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits are the sentinels of the digital frontier...", weight: 2 }, { text: "Bits are the explorers of the virtual cosmos...", weight: 2 }, { text: "BitsandNibbles", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits and bytes in harmony...", weight: 3 }, { text: "colormatic", weight: 0.5, colorful: true }, { text: "rainbow bits", weight: 1, colorful: true }, { text: "prismatic bits", weight: 1, colorful: true }, { text: "you don't have to try so hard, you know?", weight: 1 }, { text: "go tell your grandson, to go tell his grandson, you don't have to try so hard...", weight: 1 }, { text: "they wanted heaven from me, I gave 'em hell. Now they want something bigger!", weight: 1 }, { text: "if you're just as hopeless, I wish you well...", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "don't forget about me when you get out of college", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "someday I'll sing about the shit I did, and not the shit I missed", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "the bits remember everything...", weight: 1 }, { text: "we've known about climate change since the 50s", weight: 1 }, { text: "the digital realm remembers all...", weight: 1 }, { text: "the bits are always watching...", weight: 1 }, { text: "the bits are the silent witnesses of the digital age...", weight: 1 }, { text: "the bits are the keepers of forgotten secrets...", weight: 1 }, { text: "the bits are the guardians of digital memory...", weight: 1 }, { text: "the bits are the archivists of the digital age...", weight: 1 }, { text: "the bits are the sentinels of the digital frontier...", weight: 1 }, { text: "all politicians are evil", weight: 1 }, { text: "those in power should be held to a higher standard, not a lower one.", weight: 1 }, { text: "the digital age is both a blessing and a curse...", weight: 1 }, { text: "we are all just bits in the vast digital ocean...", weight: 1 }, { text: "stand with palestine", weight: 1 }, { text: "ROLL FOR INITIATIVE...", weight: 0.5, format: { fontWeight: "700", fontSize: "1rem", color: "#ff4d5a", textTransform: "uppercase", }, }, { text: "I would betray my country for confetti", weight: 1 }, { text: "I would sell my soul for glitter", weight: 1 }, { text: "I would trade my dignity for sequins", weight: 1 }, { text: "I would sacrifice my reputation for rhinestones", weight: 1 }, { text: "Technoblade never dies", weight: 1 }, { text: "Long live the king of Minecraft", weight: 1 }, { text: "Creeper....aw man!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Tell an Allay that you love them", weight: 1 }, { text: "ROG Ally X20 XBOX Super Edition 4K OLED 10324GB RAM 1254353GB Storage....", weight: 1 }, { text: "sudo apt-get update && sudo apt-get upgrade", weight: 1 }, { text: "echo 'Hello, world!'", weight: 1 }, { text: "git commit -m 'Initial commit'", weight: 1 }, { text: "npm install", weight: 1 }, { text: "node server.js", weight: 1 }, { text: "docker-compose up", weight: 1 }, { text: "kubectl apply -f deployment.yaml", weight: 1 }, { text: "terraform apply", weight: 1 }, { text: "ansible-playbook site.yml", weight: 1 }, { text: "echo 'Goodbye, world!'", weight: 1 }, { text: "Test-NetConnection 127.0.0.1", weight: 1 }, { text: "ping 127.0.0.1", weight: 1 }, { text: "traceroute 127.0.0.1", weight: 1 }, { text: "nslookup 127.0.0.1", weight: 1 }, { text: "dig 127.0.0.1", weight: 1 }, { text: "whoami", weight: 1 }, { text: "id", weight: 1 }, { text: "uptime", weight: 1 }, { text: "df -h", weight: 1 }, { text: "free -h", weight: 1 }, { text: "top", weight: 1 }, { text: "htop", weight: 1 }, { text: "vmstat", weight: 1 }, { text: "chrome got hungry again", weight: 1 }, { text: "remember when Edge was bad", weight: 1 }, { text: "the eternal struggle between tabs and spaces", weight: 1 }, { text: "i like chromium edge", weight: 1 }, { text: "non-binary bits unite! šŸ’›šŸ¤šŸ’œšŸ–¤", weight: 1 }, { text: "chipi chipi chapa chapa", weight: 1 }, { text: "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog", weight: 1 }, { text: "pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs", weight: 1 }, { text: "how vexingly quick daft zebras jump", weight: 1 }, { text: "sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow", weight: 1 }, { text: "the five boxing wizards jump quickly", weight: 1 }, { text: "jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz", weight: 1 }, { text: "the quick onyx goblin jumps over the lazy dwarf", weight: 1 }, { text: "a bunch of baby ducks, send 'em to the moon", weight: 1 }, { text: "the five boxing wizards jump quickly again", weight: 1 }, { text: "so many words, so little action....", weight: 1 }, { text: "6 rich guys wanna pick the worlds pockets", weight: 1 }, { text: "everytime we learn we should questions authority, they point the finger at their least favorite minority", weight: 1 }, { text: "the cake is a lie", weight: 1 }, { text: "all your base are belong to us", weight: 1 }, { text: "to be or not to be, that is the question", weight: 1 }, { text: "all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy", weight: 1 }, { text: "chell and a potato huh?", weight: 1 }, { text: "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!! I don't want your damn lemons! Demand to see life's manager", weight: 1 }, { text: "I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!", weight: 1 }, { text: "I'd ask you to think outside the box on this, but it's obvious your box is broken. And has schizophrenia", weight: 1 }, { text: "Could you just jump into that pit? There.That deadly pit.", weight: 1 }, { text: "I see what you did there...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Well, that escalated quickly.", weight: 1 }, { text: "This is fine.", weight: 1 }, { text: "Keep calm and carry on.", weight: 1 }, { text: "May the force be with you.", weight: 1 }, { text: "Live long and prosper.", weight: 1 }, { text: "To infinity and beyond!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Winter is coming.", weight: 1 }, { text: "I am the one who knocks.", weight: 1 }, { text: "Elementary, my dear Watson.", weight: 1 }, { text: "Here's looking at you, kid.", weight: 1 }, { text: "Houston, we have a problem.", weight: 1 }, { text: "May the odds be ever in your favor.", weight: 1 }, { text: "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.", weight: 1 }, { text: "One does not simply walk into Mordor.", weight: 1 }, { text: "Why so serious?", weight: 1 }, { text: "I'm the king of the world!", weight: 1 }, { text: "You can't handle the truth!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Here's Johnny!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Say hello to my little friend!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Don't make eye contact, whatever you do", weight: 1 }, { text: "life is getting stranger", weight: 1 }, { text: "May the wind be always at your back.", weight: 1 }, { text: "Are you cereal?", weight: 1 }, { text: "I'm not a morning person.", weight: 1 }, { text: "I have a bad feeling about this.", weight: 1 }, { text: "It's alive!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Here's looking at you, kid.", weight: 1 }, { text: "Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys.", weight: 1 }, { text: "Time is the only thing we're ever given, so use it wisely.", weight: 1 }, { text: "I wish I could stay in this moment foreverā€¦ But then it wouldnā€™t be a moment.", weight: 1 }, { text: "Every choice echoes in eternity", weight: 1 }, { text: "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.", weight: 1 }, { text: "In every ending, thereā€™s a new beginning", weight: 1 }, { text: "The only constant is change.", weight: 1 }, { text: "Sometimes, you just need to take a leap of faith.", weight: 1 }, { text: "Everything is a picture waiting to be taken", weight: 1 }, { text: "When a door closes, a window opens... Or, something like that", weight: 1 }, { text: "Wowser", weight: 1 }, { text: "NO EMOJI!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Max, never Maxine", weight: 1 }, { text: "The past... within the past. Ugh. Am I pushing myself too hard?", weight: 1 }, { text: "Amazeballs!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Everybody pretends to care until they don't", weight: 1 }, { text: "Since you're the mysterious superhero... I'll be your faithful chauffeur and companion", weight: 1 }, { text: "Art IS Science. Music is math, et cetera, et cetera. I'd put Stephen Hawking against Picasso any day", weight: 1 }, { text: "I may be a pest, but... I'm a good listener.", weight: 1 }, { text: "Don't be so modest, Doctor Caulfield", weight: 1 }, { text: "Welcome to the end of the world, ladies. I'm glad you decided to escort me...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Life is but a series of unfortunate events, punctuated by moments of sheer brilliance.", weight: 1 }, { text: "In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take.", weight: 1 }, { text: "Dudeā€¦ We are the wolves", weight: 1 }, { text: "Once upon a timeā€¦ in a wild, wild worldā€¦ there were two wolf brothers", weight: 1 }, { text: "Runā€¦ from danger. This is the most important one", weight: 1 }, { text: "Must. Have. Coffeeā€¦", weight: 1 }, { text: "But I'm weak, and what's wrong with that?", weight: 1 }, { text: "Man, I feel like such a fool, I got so much left to prove", weight: 1 }, { text: "Been a hell of a ride but Iā€™m thinkinā€™ itā€™s time to grow", weight: 1 }, { text: "The world's smallest violin really needs an audience", weight: 1 }, { text: "No, I ain't happy yet, but I'm way less sad", weight: 1 }, { text: "We break up with lovers and friends, make love to the rumors instead", weight: 1 }, { text: "Mom and dad, they have a good life, but what the hell am I gonna do with mine?", weight: 1 }, { text: "The world is getting bigger, but I feel like I am getting smaller", weight: 1 }, { text: "Somewhere in the universeā€¦ someone's got it worse", weight: 1 }, { text: "The DJ is crying for help", weight: 1 }, { text: "You got older ā€™cause you're good at life", weight: 1 }, { text: "Good musics still good, even if no one is watching", weight: 1 }, { text: "You cannot rush what cannot be timed", weight: 1 }, { text: "My favorite color is you", weight: 1 }, { text: "Someone told me to be selfess, but we are helpless, without attention", weight: 1 }, { text: "Come hang out, cause you're outta your mind", weight: 1 }, { text: "Should I hang my head low, should I bite my tounge? Or should I march with every stranger on BlueSky to get it done?", weight: 1 }, { text: "Can I love the art, when I kind of hate the artist?", weight: 1 }, { text: "I wanna be next up forever, but I don't know what's coming next", weight: 1 }, { text: "What doesn't kill you, makes you ugly", weight: 1 }, { text: "Life gave you lemons, least it gave you something...", weight: 1 }, { text: "everyone always forgets about nibbles and nybbles", weight: 1 }, { text: "Sometimes I wonder if the universe is just a giant simulation", weight: 1 }, { text: "1024 bits of wisdom", weight: 1 }, { text: "the human brain is composed of approximately 86 billion neurons", weight: 1 }, { text: "the human brain can store approximately 2.5 petabytes of information", weight: 1 }, { text: "Tell me why you're all on my mind?", weight: 1 }, { text: "Tell me why my town feels like home, for the first time in years?", weight: 1 }, { text: "RGB Vomit", weight: 1, colorful: true }, { text: "I will blow you to bits", weight: 1 }, { text: "I am but a collection of bits and bytes", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits of Bits is repititive", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "Now available on GitHub!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Open Sourced!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Fork me on GitHub!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Star the repository!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Contribute to the project!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Check out the issues on GitHub!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Submit a pull request!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Review the documentation!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Report a bug!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Request a feature!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Join the discussion on GitHub!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Is looking at the code to find easter eggs cheating?", weight: 1 }, { text: "the signal is glowing...", weight: 0.5, format: { color: "#63d8ff", fontStyle: "italic" }, }, { text: "warning: unusually creative packet detected", weight: 0.5, format: { color: "#ffcc66", fontWeight: "700" }, }, { text: "violet bits have entered the chat...", weight: 0.5, format: { color: "#b99aff" }, }, { text: "all systems growing...", weight: 0.5, format: { color: "#66ff9a", fontWeight: "700" }, }, { text: "hot pink packets take priority...", weight: 0.5, format: { color: "#ff6dba", fontStyle: "italic" }, }, { text: "the bitstream contains multitudes...", weight: 0.5, colorful: true, format: { fontWeight: "700" }, }, { text: "rare shiny bit encountered!", weight: 0.25, format: { color: "#ffdd65", fontWeight: "700", textTransform: "uppercase" }, }, { text: "the final bit has been processed", weight: 0.5}, { text: "blub is a fun word", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "I miss Windows Areo...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Buy now and save bits!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Error 404: Bits not found", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits are flying everywhere!", weight: 1 }, { text: "this could be a movie with that feel good end", weight: 1 }, { text: "Don't anger the avatar", weight: 1 }, { text: "Don't worry, be happy!", weight: 1 }, { text: "I've been here the whoooole tiimmeee", weight: 1 }, { text: "Get ready for a Game Changer!", weight: 1 }, { text: "There is no part of my soul I would not turn over for 5 points", weight: 1 }, { text: "Sam is a Sick-Sick man!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Noise Makes Some", weight: 1 }, { text: "Aperture Science, we do what we must because we can.", weight: 1, format: { fontStyle: "italic" }, }, { text: "bitsofbitsofbitsofbitsofbitsofbitsofbitsofbitsofbitsofbitsofbitsofbitsofbitsofbitsofbits", weight: 1, colorful: true, format: { fontWeight: "700", bold: true }, }, { text: "now we're out of beta we're releasing on time...", weight: 1 }, { text: "never gonna give you up", weight: 1 }, { text: "never gonna let you down", weight: 1 }, { text: "never gonna run around and desert you", weight: 1 }, { text: "never gonna make you cry", weight: 1 }, { text: "never gonna say goodbye", weight: 1 }, { text: "never gonna tell a lie and hurt you", weight: 1 }, { text: "do you think the Kool-Aid Man commits arson?", weight: 1 }, { text: "with great bits comes great responsibility", weight: 1 }, { text: "tell me why!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Cool. Cool. Cool cool cool. CoolCoolCool. Cooooolll", weight: 1 }, { text: "Pikachu used Thunderbolt!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Charmander used Flamethrower!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Squirtle used Water Gun!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bulbasaur used Vine Whip!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Jigglypuff used Sing!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Meowth used Pay Day!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Psyduck used Confusion!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Eevee used Quick Attack!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Snorlax used Rest!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Gengar used Shadow Ball!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Alakazam used Psychic!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Machamp used Dynamic Punch!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits used Bytes!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits used Quantum Entanglement!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Nibbles is a real form of data measurement!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Nybbles is a real form of data measurement!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits are the smallest unit of data!", weight: 1 }, { text: "A byte consists of 8 bits!", weight: 1 }, { text: "A kilobyte consists of 1024 bytes!", weight: 1 }, { text: "A megabyte consists of 1024 kilobytes!", weight: 1 }, { text: "A gigabyte consists of 1024 megabytes!", weight: 1 }, { text: "A terabyte consists of 1024 gigabytes!", weight: 1 }, { text: "A petabyte consists of 1024 terabytes!", weight: 1 }, { text: "A exabyte consists of 1024 petabytes!", weight: 1 }, { text: "A zettabyte consists of 1024 exabytes!", weight: 1 }, { text: "A yottabyte consists of 1024 zettabytes!", weight: 1 }, { text: "A brontobyte consists of 1024 yottabytes!", weight: 1 }, { text: "A geopbyte consists of 1024 brontobytes!", weight: 1 }, { text: "A xenottabyte consists of 1024 geopbytes!", weight: 1 }, { text: "A shilentnobyte consists of 1024 xenottabytes!", weight: 1 }, { text: "A domegemegrottebyte consists of 1024 shilentnobytes!", weight: 1 }, { text: "A gegobyte consists of 1024 domegemegrottebytes!", weight: 1 }, { text: "A hectobyte consists of 1024 gegobytes!", weight: 1 }, { text: "A kilobyte consists of 1024 hectobytes!", weight: 1 }, { text: "How rood", weight: 1 }, { text: "How rude", weight: 1 }, { text: "Did I do that?", weight: 1 }, { text: "Oops!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Sending nibbles!", weight: 1 }, { text: "NybblesandBits!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits and bytes forever!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Awesomeness2435 is a terrible username", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "Awsomeness2435 is an terrible username", weight: 0.25 }, { text: "2435 is the best numbers", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits2435 was a good username!", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "xBits2435 was a bit worse", weight: 0.5 }, { text: "Banana is a great fruit!", weight: 1 }, { text: "I love coding with bits!", weight: 1 }, { text: "C# is a powerful programming language!", weight: 1 }, { text: "JavaScript is versatile and ubiquitous!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Python is great for data science and web development!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Rust is great for system programming!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Go is great for concurrent programming!", weight: 1 }, { text: "TypeScript enhances JavaScript with static types!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Kotlin is great for modern Android development!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Swift is excellent for iOS development!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Ruby is great for web development with Rails!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Elixir is great for scalable and maintainable applications!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Haskell is great for functional programming!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Scala is great for both object-oriented and functional programming!", weight: 1 }, { text: "F# is great for functional-first programming on the .NET platform!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Clojure is great for functional programming on the JVM!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Elm is great for front-end development with a strong emphasis on simplicity and quality tooling!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Microsoft Office is just XML but cool", weight: 1 }, { text: "Vi for psychopaths, Nano for people with sanity", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Ender Dragon goes by Jean", weight: 1 }, { text: "Coding in the dark with only the glow of the screen", weight: 1 }, { text: "Whispering to the bits in binary", weight: 1 }, { text: "Dancing with the electrons in the circuit board", weight: 1 }, { text: "How many monitors is too many?", weight: 1 }, { text: "Talking to the keyboard as if it understands me", weight: 1 }, { text: "Listening to the hum of the server room", weight: 1 }, { text: "Contemplating the meaning of life while staring at the code", weight: 1 }, { text: "LIAN LI makes good fans", weight: 1 }, { text: "RGB lighting is life", weight: 1 }, { text: "Mechanical keyboards are superior", weight: 1 }, { text: "Custom PC builds are an art form", weight: 1 }, { text: "A custom theme for every occasion", weight: 1 }, { text: "Overclocking for fun and profit", weight: 1 }, { text: "Water cooling is the ultimate flex", weight: 1 }, { text: "Cable management is a form of meditation", weight: 1 }, { text: "RGB fans synchronized to the beat of the music", weight: 1 }, { text: "The smell of fresh solder in the morning", weight: 1 }, { text: "The satisfaction of a perfectly executed build", weight: 1 }, { text: "The joy of discovering a hidden feature", weight: 1 }, { text: "The thrill of a successful overclock", weight: 1 }, { text: "The excitement of discovering a new tool", weight: 1 }, { text: "The satisfaction of fixing a tricky bug", weight: 1 }, { text: "The joy of a well-timed commit", weight: 1 }, { text: "The thrill of discovering a new shortcut", weight: 1 }, { text: "The excitement of a successful deployment", weight: 1 }, { text: "The satisfaction of a clean codebase", weight: 1 }, { text: "The joy of a perfectly timed merge", weight: 1 }, { text: "The satisfaction of a well-documented codebase", weight: 1 }, { text: "The thrill of discovering a new library", weight: 1 }, { text: "The excitement of a successful refactor", weight: 1 }, { text: "Do you ever feel like the code is watching you?", weight: 1 }, { text: "The feeling of dĆ©jĆ  vu when reading your own code", weight: 1 }, { text: "The satisfaction of finally understanding a complex algorithm", weight: 1 }, { text: "The joy of discovering an elegant solution", weight: 1 }, { text: "The thrill of debugging a particularly nasty issue", weight: 1 }, { text: "Do you ever feel like a plastic bag floating in the wind?", weight: 1 }, { text: "The feeling of accomplishment after solving a tough problem", weight: 1 }, { text: "The joy of finally getting a stubborn piece of code to work", weight: 1 }, { text: "The thrill of discovering an unexpected bug", weight: 1 }, { text: "The satisfaction of a perfectly executed test suite", weight: 1 }, { text: "BitsofBitsofBitsofBitsofBits", weight: 1 }, { text: "BitsofBits is infinite.", weight: 1 }, { text: "The universe of Bits is ever-expanding.", weight: 1 }, { text: "Welcome to the BCU (Bit's Cinema Universe)", weight: 1 }, { text: "Another Bits bites the Bit", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Bits strike back", weight: 1 }, { text: "Return of the Bits", weight: 1 }, { text: "Revenge of the Bits", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Phantom Bit", weight: 1 }, { text: "Attack of the Bits", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Bits Awakens", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Last Bit", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Rise of SkyBit", weight: 1 }, { text: "Rogue Bit", weight: 1 }, { text: "Solo: A Bit Story", weight: 1 }, { text: "Obi-Bit Kenobi", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Mandalor-Bit", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Book of Bit", weight: 1 }, { text: "Andor: A Bit Story", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Clone Bit", weight: 1 }, { text: "Rebels: Rise of the Bits", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Bad Bit", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Force Awakens the Bits", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Empire Strikes the Bits", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Bits of the Jedi", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Bits of the Sith", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Rise of the Bits", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Last Jedi Bit", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Bit Awakens", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Bit Strikes Back", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Bit of the Jedi", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Bit of the Sith", weight: 1 }, { text: "May the bits be with you!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits might be wanted in 20 states for Arson", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Bitfather", weight: 1 }, { text: "A Bit Too Far", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Good, the Bad, and the Bit", weight: 1 }, { text: "Once Upon a Time in Bitwood", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Bit Who Loved Me", weight: 1 }, { text: "From Bits with Love", weight: 1 }, { text: "Goldbit", weight: 1 }, { text: "License to Bit", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bit Hard", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Bit Lebowski", weight: 1 }, { text: "A Few Good Bits", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Bit Knight", weight: 1 }, { text: "Inception: Bitception", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Silence of the Bits", weight: 1 }, { text: "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Bit", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Bitshank Redemption", weight: 1 }, { text: "Pulp Bit", weight: 1 }, { text: "Fight Bit", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Bitfather Part II", weight: 1 }, { text: "Good Bit Hunting", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Bit Ultimatum", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Bit Identity", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Bitfather Part III", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Lord of the Bits: The Fellowship of the Bit", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Lord of the Bits: The Two Bits", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Lord of the Bits: The Return of the Bit", weight: 1 }, { text: "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Bit", weight: 1 }, { text: "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Bits", weight: 1 }, { text: "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Bits", weight: 1 }, { text: "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Bits", weight: 1 }, { text: "Harry Potter and the Order of the Bits", weight: 1 }, { text: "Harry Potter and the Half-Bit Prince", weight: 1 }, { text: "Harry Potter and the Deathly Bits", weight: 1 }, { text: "Fantastic Bits and Where to Find Them", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Crimes of Bits", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bit Wars: A New Bit", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bit Wars: The Empire Bits Back", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bit Wars: Return of the Bit", weight: 1 }, { text: "Doctor Bits", weight: 1 }, { text: "2 Bits 2 Bit", weight: 1 }, { text: "21 Jumping Bits", weight: 1 }, { text: "22 Jumping Bits", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Bits Project", weight: 1 }, { text: "DeadBits", weight: 1 }, { text: "Ryan Reynolds would approve", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits in WonderBits", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Amazing Spider Bits", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Dark Bits", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Bit Knight Rises", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits to the Future", weight: 1 }, { text: "Back to the Bits Part II", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits to the Bits Part III", weight: 1 }, { text: "Scooby Doo and the Mystery of the Bits", weight: 1 }, { text: "What are Scooby Snacks though?", weight: 1 }, { text: "We have INSIDE now I want OUTSIDE", weight: 1 }, { text: "The right brain wants OREOs", weight: 1 }, { text: "The left brain wants BITs", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bo Burnham: Bits, Bits, Bits", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits Almighty", weight: 1 }, { text: "Catch 22 Bits", weight: 1 }, { text: "More Bits", weight: 1 }, { text: "Busy helping fight the Red Baron with Snoopy", weight: 1 }, { text: "Doing that dance that the Peanuts do", weight: 1 }, { text: "Chasing after the Great Pumpkin", weight: 1 }, { text: "Riding on Snoopy's doghouse", weight: 1 }, { text: "Solving mysteries with the gang", weight: 1 }, { text: "Attending the Halloween party at the pumpkin patch", weight: 1 }, { text: "Learning life lessons from Charlie Brown", weight: 1 }, { text: "Participating in the Peanuts' winter activities", weight: 1 }, { text: "Enjoying a classic Peanuts holiday special", weight: 1 }, { text: "Listening to Schroeder play the piano", weight: 1 }, { text: "Watching Lucy give psychiatric advice", weight: 1 }, { text: "Kicking the football with Lucy", weight: 1 }, { text: "Flying a kite with Charlie Brown", weight: 1 }, { text: "Attending the Peanuts' summer camp", weight: 1 }, { text: "Participating in the Peanuts' talent show", weight: 1 }, { text: "Decorating the Christmas tree with the gang", weight: 1 }, { text: "Going on a field trip with the Peanuts", weight: 1 }, { text: "Having a picnic with the Peanuts", weight: 1 }, { text: "Playing baseball with the Peanuts", weight: 1 }, { text: "Building a snowman with the Peanuts", weight: 1 }, { text: "Going trick-or-treating with the Peanuts", weight: 1 }, { text: "Watching the Peanuts' school play", weight: 1 }, { text: "Participating in the Peanuts' science fair", weight: 1 }, { text: "Attending the Peanuts' birthday party", weight: 1 }, { text: "Going on a camping trip with the Peanuts", weight: 1 }, { text: "Having a sleepover with the Peanuts", weight: 1 }, { text: "Playing board games with the Peanuts", weight: 1 }, { text: "Reading comic strips with the Peanuts", weight: 1 }, { text: "Watching the Peanuts' animated specials", weight: 1 }, { text: "Deadpool, Wolverine, and Bits", weight: 1 }, { text: "Cloudy with a chance of Bits of food falling", weight: 1 }, { text: "Considering the pyschicallity of Clifford the Big Red Dog", weight: 1 }, { text: "Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!", weight: 1 }, { text: "That's what she said", weight: 1 }, { text: "Biting into a Bits-filled taco", weight: 1 }, { text: "Discovering hidden Bits in unexpected places", weight: 1 }, { text: "Finding Bits in the most unexpected places", weight: 1 }, { text: "Collecting Bits like a digital treasure hunter", weight: 1 }, { text: "Don't ask what a bit is", weight: 1, bold: true, italic: true, color: "red" }, { text: "Bits are everywhere", weight: 1 }, { text: "Final Bitsination", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bitsplosion!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits and pieces of everything", weight: 1 }, { text: "Full Bits Jacket", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits in the wild", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits in disguise", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits on a mission", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits in the spotlight", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits taking over the world", weight: 1 }, { text: "Talking to Imaginary Bits", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits predate the Dinosaurs (they don't really)", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits in a parallel universe", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits through the looking glass", weight: 1 }, { text: "I'm sorry Bits, I can't do that", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits could've beat HAL", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits are the true masters of the universe", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits in the Matrix", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits in the multiverse", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits in the quantum realm", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits in the digital ether", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits in the cloud", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits in the blockchain", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits in the metaverse", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits in the simulation", weight: 1 }, { text: "MAGA is dumb", weight: 1 }, { text: "Things are not often blue or red, but rather very purple", weight: 1 }, { text: "Vote for the lesser of two evils", weight: 1 }, { text: "He told you he would do this", weight: 1 }, { text: "The future is uncertain, but bits persist", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits will inherit the earth", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits are the future", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits will shape tomorrow", weight: 1 }, { text: "Nothing in life is gauranteed besides Death, Taxes, and Bits", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits are eternal", weight: 1 }, { text: "Bits transcend time and space", weight: 1 }, { text: "There are two kinds of people on the planet: those who make it better, and those who make it better when they leave", weight: 1, bold: true }, { text: "Some people cherish every minute, every hour. Some try to build giant towers to live beyound the grave", weight: 1, bold: true }, { text: "Some people find meaning in spreading love around. Some people find meaning in keeping other people down. Some people have a real hard time when other people claim that some people think those two things can be the same", weight: 1, bold: true }, { text: "Some stay to fight a problem til it's better than it was. Some people pack their things and move along once they've had enough", weight: 1, bold: true }, { text: "Sometimes we know just what to do but no one wants to do it", weight: 1, bold: true }, { text: "There are sides that you can join and they'll tell you just what to say and think.", weight: 1, bold: true }, { text: "Sometimes the loudest voices are the ones that know the least", weight: 1, bold: true }, { text: "Wisdom often comes from the quietest corners", weight: 1, bold: true }, { text: "Patience is a virtue often overlooked", weight: 1, bold: true }, { text: "Courage is not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it", weight: 1, bold: true }, { text: "True strength is often found in the quietest moments", weight: 1, bold: true }, { text: "Every \"freedom\" has its price", weight: 1, bold: true }, { text: "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad", weight: 1, bold: true }, { text: "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step", weight: 1, bold: true }, { text: "Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail", weight: 1, bold: true }, { text: "In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity", weight: 1, bold: true }, { text: "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking", weight: 1, bold: true }, { text: "Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people", weight: 1, bold: true }, { text: "The best way to predict the future is to invent it", weight: 1, bold: true }, { text: "I should really pay for MakeMKV", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really clean my desk", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really organize my files", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really update my software", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really back up my data", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really declutter my inbox", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really review my passwords", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really clean my browser cache", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really update my security settings", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really organize my bookmarks", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really update my contact list", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really clean my desktop", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really review my subscriptions", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really clean my downloads folder", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really update my software licenses", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really organize my cloud storage", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really clean my code", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really update my documentation", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really review my project roadmap", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really clean my workspace", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really update my task list", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really review my calendar", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really clean my email folders", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really organize my notes", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really review my tasks", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really clean my bookmarks", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really organize my desktop icons", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really review my browser extensions", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really clean my social media accounts", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really update my software dependencies", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really organize my project files", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really review my code", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really update my development environment", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really review my development workflow", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really clean my development tools", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really update my development dependencies", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really review my development documentation", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really clean my development workspace", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really review my development tasks", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really update my development roadmap", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really clean my development backlog", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really review my development backlog", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really clean my development notes", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really review my development notes", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really update my development notes", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really clean my development code", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really review my development code", weight: 1}, { text: "I should really update my development code", weight: 1}, { text: "01000010 01101001 01110100 01110011 01101111 01100110 01000010 01101001 01110100 01110011 01101111 01100110 01000010 01101001 01110100 01110011", weight: 1 }, { text: "01000010 01101001 01110100 01110011", weight: 1 }, { text: "01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110100 01101111 01101111 01101011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101001 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101110 01110110 01100101 01110010 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00111111", weight: 1 }, { text: "01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01110010 01100101 01110110 01101001 01100101 01110111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101100 01101111 01110000 01101101 01100101 01101110 01110100 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110010 01101011 01100110 01101100 01101111 01110111 00111111", weight: 1 }, { text: "Speedy thing go in, speedy thing go out", weight: 1 }, { text: "GLaDOS: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee", weight: 1 }, { text: " The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake. ", weight: 1, color: "red" }, { text: "Cake is a lie.", weight: 1, color: "red" }, { text: "R.I.P Companion Cube", weight: 1 }, { text: "Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.", weight: 1 }, { text: "Remember to bring your portal gun.", weight: 1 }, { text: "Don't forget to check for hidden test chambers.", weight: 1 }, { text: "Companion Cube is watching you.", weight: 1 }, { text: " Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'no way' and then I was all 'We pretended to murder you'? That was great!", weight: 1 }, { text: " We won't have to try to kill each other or even talk if we don't feel like it.", weight: 1 }, { text: "Weighted Storage Cube destroyed", weight: 1 }, { text: "A replacement Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube will be delivered shortly.", weight: 1 }, { text: "To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.", weight: 1 }, { text: "For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.", weight: 1 }, { text: "Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.", weight: 1 }, { text: "Vital testing apparatus destroyed.", weight: 1 }, { text: "Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.", weight: 1 }, { text: "The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.", weight: 1 }, { text: "Federal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamber... is looking pretty good.", weight: 1 }, { text: "I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME.", weight: 1, color: "red", bold: true }, { text: "You never considered that maybe I tested you to give the endless hours of your pointless existence some structure and meaning. Maybe to help you concentrate, so just maybe youā€™d think of something more worthwhile to do with your sorry life.", weight: 1 }, { text: "Too much thinking can start you sinking down into despair.", weight: 1 }, { text: "We're still turning out.", weight: 1 }, { text: "Am I ready for love? Or maybe just a best friend, should there be a difference?", weight: 1 }, { text: "I grew up on Disney, but this don't feel like Disney", weight: 1 }, { text: "Sometimes the bits just need a break.", weight: 1 }, { text: "Alot of these messages are just quotes from Games, Movies, and Songs that I like", weight: 1 }, { text: "We're a lot alike, you and I. You tested me. I tested you. You killed me. Iā€”oh, no, wait. I guess I haven't killed you yet. Well. Food for thought.", weight: 1 }, { text: "I AM NOT A MORON!", weight: 1 }, { text: "Could a MORON PUNCH! YOU! INTO! THIS! PIT? Huh? Could a moron do THAT? ", weight: 1 }, { text: "I am alone. Though I do not yet realize that I am casting off into a sea of darkness led only by unfamiliar faces casting their judging light upon me and the sea floor miles below. (Experiment sexually!) I am alone. As I unhinge from the mothership, I cast my anchor into the deep. I am but a prince of a kingdom of sorrow.", weight: 1 }, { text: "The darkness is my only companion, yet it whispers secrets of forgotten realms and lost dreams.", weight: 1 }, { text: "In the silence of the void, I find echoes of my own thoughts, reverberating endlessly.", weight: 1 }, ]; // These rotate independently in the NOW PROCESSING panel. window.BITS_ACTIVITIES = [ { text: "A suspicious number of side projects", weight: 3 }, { text: "Currently compiling a personality...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Probably overthinking the CSS...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Turning caffeine into side projects...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Pretending to understand JavaScript closures...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Optimizing for maximum chaos...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Debugging in the dark...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Waiting for the bits to align...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Trying to teach old bits new tricks...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Making sense of the digital chaos...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Celebrating small victories in the digital realm...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Exploring the depths of the digital ocean...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Navigating the labyrinth of code...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Deciphering the hieroglyphics of legacy systems...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Synchronizing with the cosmic bits...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Aligning the bits with the universal rhythm...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Conversing with the digital spirits...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Exploring the frontiers of artificial general intelligence...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Tracing the evolution of virtual civilizations...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Mapping the neural pathways of artificial minds...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Simulating the evolution of digital ecosystems...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Charting the course of digital evolution...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Charting the evolution of digital consciousness...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Exploring the convergence of digital and biological life...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Investigating the ethics of digital immortality...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Eating your tacos", weight: 2, format: { color: "#ffcc66", fontWeight: "700" }, }, { text: "Reading the terms of service...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Reorganizing folders instead of working", weight: 2 }, { text: "Downloading more RAM", weight: 1 }, { text: "Turning coffee into merge conflicts", weight: 2 }, { text: "Pretending this is all part of the roadmap", weight: 1 }, { text: "Teaching the bugs to behave", weight: 2 }, { text: "Moving one pixel to the left", weight: 1 }, { text: "Achieving maximum bit density", weight: 1, format: { color: "#63d8ff", fontStyle: "italic" }, }, { text: "error.exe", weight: 1 }, { text: "system overload imminent...", weight: 1 }, { text: "critical failure imminent...", weight: 1 }, { text: "system rebooting...", weight: 1 }, { text: "recovery in progress...", weight: 1 }, { text: "system back online...", weight: 1 }, { text: "all systems nominal...", weight: 1 }, { text: "performing routine maintenance...", weight: 1 }, { text: "updating firmware...", weight: 1 }, { text: "syncing with the cloud...", weight: 1 }, { text: "optimizing performance...", weight: 1 }, { text: "backing up data...", weight: 1 }, { text: "scanning for vulnerabilities...", weight: 1 }, { text: "cleaning temporary files...", weight: 1 }, { text: "monitoring system health...", weight: 1 }, { text: "preparing for next update...", weight: 1 }, { text: "validating system integrity...", weight: 1 }, { text: "compressing log files...", weight: 1 }, { text: "defragmenting storage...", weight: 1 }, { text: "checking for software updates...", weight: 1 }, { text: "reindexing databases...", weight: 1 }, { text: "optimizing network connections...", weight: 1 }, { text: "performing security audit...", weight: 1 }, { text: "cleaning cache...", weight: 1 }, { text: "creating a new DnD campaign...", weight: 1 }, { text: "Playing Minesweeper instead of working", weight: 1 }, { text: "Playing Minecraft instead of working", weight: 1 }, { text: "Accidentally closing all browser tabs", weight: 1 }, { text: "Forgetting to save your work", weight: 1 }, { text: "Spilling coffee on the keyboard", weight: 1 }, { text: "Angering the avatar", weight: 1 }, { text: "The lottery only exist to capture time travelers", weight: 1 }, { text: "Arson", weight: 1 }, { text: "Committing arson accidentally", weight: 1 }, { text: "Setting something on fire intentionally", weight: 1 }, { text: "Witnessing an arson incident", weight: 1 }, { text: "Reporting an arson incident", weight: 1 }, { text: "Trying to stop an arson", weight: 1 }, { text: "Investigating an arson scene", weight: 1 }, { text: "Being falsely accused of arson", weight: 1 }, { text: "Arson investigation gone wrong", weight: 1 }, { text: "Arson suspect on the loose", weight: 1 }, { text: "Seperating online and professional profiles", weight: 1 }, { text: "Accidentally posting something embarrassing online", weight: 1 }, { text: "Deleting important files by mistake", weight: 1 }, { text: "Making a backup", weight: 1 }, { text: "Restoring from a backup", weight: 1 }, { text: "Recovering lost data", weight: 1 }, { text: "Accidentally overwriting important files", weight: 1 }, { text: "Syncing files with the cloud", weight: 1 }, { text: "Dealing with a corrupted file", weight: 1 }, { text: "Recovering from a system crash", weight: 1 }, { text: "Updating software to the latest version", weight: 1 }, { text: "Rolling back to a previous version", weight: 1 }, { text: "Managing disk space", weight: 1 }, { text: "Optimizing system performance", weight: 1 }, { text: "Installing Linux", weight: 1 }, { text: "Dual-booting with Windows", weight: 1 }, { text: "Installing Windows", weight: 1 }, { text: "Upgrading Windows", weight: 1 }, { text: "Configuring system settings", weight: 1 }, { text: "Troubleshooting hardware issues", weight: 1 }, { text: "Installing device drivers", weight: 1 }, { text: "Setting up a new user account", weight: 1 }, { text: "Customizing the desktop environment", weight: 1 }, { text: "Managing user permissions", weight: 1 }, { text: "Performing system maintenance tasks", weight: 1 }, { text: "Monitoring system logs", weight: 1 }, { text: "Configuring network settings", weight: 1 }, { text: "Setting up a firewall", weight: 1 }, { text: "Managing installed applications", weight: 1 }, { text: "Performing security updates", weight: 1 }, { text: "Recovering from malware infection", weight: 1 }, { text: "Optimizing startup programs", weight: 1 }, { text: "Managing system services", weight: 1 }, { text: "Configuring backup schedules", weight: 1 }, { text: "Restoring system from a backup", weight: 1 }, { text: "Recovering from a failed update", weight: 1 }, { text: "Playing Bitris", weight: 1 }, ]; // One of these appears when the red close button shuts down the internet. window.BITS_SHUTDOWN_MESSAGES = [ "COMMITED_ARSON", "ARSON", "BARSON", "DON'T come near me I'm going to commit Arson!", "Great job. Everyone is going to be so mad.", "No more memes today, I guess.", "I would say people would be mad, but normally they complain on Reddit.", "Does this mean the end of the world?", "Maybe it's for the best.", "Time to take a break from the internet.", "I hope everyone saved their work.", "Don't panic, everything will be back soon.", "Remember to stay calm and patient.", "Everything will be back to normal soon.", "Stay positive, this is just a temporary setback.", "Everything will be fine once the internet is back.", "Hang in there, the outage won't last forever.", "Remember, this is just a temporary interruption.", "Keep calm and wait for the internet to return.", "Patience is key during an outage.", "Soon enough, everything will be back online.", "Don't worry, the internet will be restored shortly.", "Error 404: Internet not found.", "Well, this is awkward.", "I guess we'll have to wait for the internet to come back.", "Hopefully, it won't be down for too long.", "Fingers crossed the internet comes back soon.", "Let's hope the downtime is minimal.", "Stay strong, the internet will be back soon.", "Remember, this too shall pass.", "Keep faith, the internet will return soon.", "You could fix it with the button below.", "Someone on Twitter is gonna complain now :(", "Critial Process Died", "Here's a useless QR code to help you solve the issue!", "Well, at least you have an excuse to take a break.", "Maybe it's time to go outside for a bit.", "Take this time to relax and unwind.", "Maybe catch up on some reading while the internet is down.", "Use this time to organize your workspace.", "Consider doing some offline hobbies or activities.", "Take a walk and enjoy the fresh air.", "Spend some quality time with family or friends.", "Reflect on your day and plan for tomorrow.", "Take this opportunity to learn something new offline.", "Enjoy some offline entertainment, like board games or puzzles.", "Try cooking a new recipe while the internet is down.", "Practice a new skill or hobby that doesn't require the internet.", "Sad dial up noises.", "At least CoPilot can't guzzle more water", "At least ChatGPT can't up my power bill", "Did the cat drop it?", "Maybe the dog chewed the cable.", "Check if the modem is plugged in properly.", "Try restarting the router.", "Make sure all cables are securely connected.", "Check if there is a service outage in your area.", "Contact your internet service provider for assistance.", "Did you anger the avatar?", "The avatar seems displeased.", "The avatar is judging you silently.", "Discord moderators everywhere will be mad.", "The internet gods are not pleased.", "The digital spirits are restless.", "The cyber deities are watching closely.", "You done messed up", "USELESS_ERROR_CODE_101", "ERROR_42_NOT_FOUND", "FATAL_EXCEPTION_999", "UNKNOWN_ERROR_CODE_123", "CRITICAL_FAILURE_007", "SYSTEM_OVERLOAD_666", "NETWORK_FAILURE_808", "DATABASE_CORRUPTION_404", "MEMORY_LEAK_512", "DISK_FULL_999", "GPU_OVERHEAT_777", "CPU_OVERLOAD_888", "POWER_SURGE_321", "1D1OT_ERROR", "PEB_KAC", "BLUE_SCREEN_OF_DEATH", "KERNEL_PANIC", "SYSTEM_CRASH", "HARDWARE_FAILURE", "SOFTWARE_BUG", "FIRMWARE_CORRUPTION", "BOOTLOADER_ERROR", "SECURITY_BREACH", "DATA_LOSS", "CONFIGURATION_ERROR", "RESOURCE_EXHAUSTION", "UNEXPECTED_REBOOT", "NETWORK_CONGESTION", "PRINTER_ERROR", "USB_DEVICE_FAILURE", "BLUETOOTH_DISCONNECT", "APPLICATION_CRASH", "SERVICE_UNAVAILABLE", "TIMEOUT_ERROR", "DISK_ERROR", "FAN_FAILURE", "POLITICAL_DISCOURSE", "INTERNET_OUTAGE", "EATEN_BY_THE_CAT", "LOST_IN_THE_COUCH", "FELL_BEHIND_THE_DESK", "SWALLOWED_BY_THE_SOFA", "TRAPPED_IN_THE_ATTIC", "LOST_IN_THE_BASEMENT", "STUCK_IN_TRAFFIC", "MISPLACED_KEYS", "MISSING_COMMA_IN_JSON", "UNEXPECTED_TOKEN_IN_JSON", "INVALID_SYNTAX_IN_JSON", "UNTERMINATED_STRING_IN_JSON", "MISSING_BRACKET_IN_JSON", "EXTRA_COMMA_IN_JSON", "INVALID_NUMBER_IN_JSON", "MISSING_COLON_IN_JSON", "UNEXPECTED_END_OF_JSON", "INVALID_BOOLEAN_IN_JSON", "INVALID_NULL_IN_JSON", "VIBE_CODED", "MOOD_SWUNG", "ENERGY_DRAINED", "FOCUS_LOST", "MOTIVATION_GONE", "CREATIVITY_BLOCKED", "INSPIRATION_LOST", "CONFUSION_ABOUND", "ASCII_CONVERSION_FAILED", "PAGE_FAULT_IN_BOOK", "RAN_INTO_KARMA", "101ST_BAD_DAY", "TOO_WEAK", "HIT_2085", "NO_ERROR", "JUST_BECAUSE", "MADE_TOO_MANY_ERRORS", "OLD_AGE", "DIED_BEFORE_HEAD_TOGETHER", "FRIENDS_LEFT_ME", "RUNNING_WINDOWS_98SE", "STUCK_IN_WINDOWS_ME", "UPDATING_TO_WINDOWS_VISTA", "STUCK_IN_WINDOWS_7", "UPGRADING_TO_WINDOWS_8", "TRAPPED_IN_WINDOWS_10", "LOST_IN_WINDOWS_11", "UPGRADING_TO_WINDOWS_12", "RUNNING_AS_A_SERVICE", "COPILOT_GOT_HUNGRY", "GAVE_RAM_TO_SAM", "RAN_INTO_INERTIA", "LOST_IN_THE_LOOP", ];