welcome to Nintendo switch Mario Kart 8 because we are completely original but hey it's awesome to me yeah I'm gonna whip your butt I pretty much am three hundred coins that's enough to buy another switch game alright okay yeah I'm in mmm choose your God okay is it letting me all right yeah new controller everyone so who do I want to be Mouser be a good guy what if I was like whatever I was Morton okay should I be Mourning if you want then I can talk like that okay Martin's what and they go it's quiet that's okay what's a good vehicle and Mario Kart 8 that one looks sleek um sure maybe a motorbike though probably what is fast here oh that looks what's the exclamation point mean it means it's new its new yeah well in that case let's go for that ooh yeah that looks fast all right definitely matches Morton style yes Oh Morton you animal oh where to go there you are okay look at me I'm loving so Watson they go just to just just for the sheer irony of it 150cc are you nuts yeah all right I'm player two am I gonna be on the right side of the screen you're on the left yeah we're sitting in the wrong order as we're recording this do we need to move sure okay okay you move that way and if you guys could see this you'd be like whoa they're actually moving and that's not very exciting all right here we go could have planned that a little better hey to be fair this is our first episode it might keep stabbing me this doesn't might keep stabbing it oh sorry I forgot that was this stabby Mike whoa all right you ready for this yes all right so what when I go on the right all right are there any kind of buttons that I need to know about here oh oh I hit definitely not that one all right Oh oops yeah okay wait what have you done okay I was seeing what my settings are oh you took my thing all right what's the button to fire [Music] while the rumblepack on this controller is awesome I'm gonna put a link to this controller in the bottom in the description there Oh Thank You Daisy yeah check out the description this is a like a I went for a cheap controller and the rumble pack is awesome I'm bad at this alright did I get anyone Oh lasers okay I've got a ball of fire in my hand nice he's got terrible aim this Morgan that's you know that's totally Morgan okay how come these guys keep passing me I'm not fast like their cuz you're bad yeah well that was to look behind me okay X button looks behind oh where am I goodness me that Daisy gets me every time look out for the banana oh-oh-oh I am a loser you're not I'm in ninth place how many places are there nine know there's probably seven places and somehow I landed in nine yeah ba ba your sweat staring on no wait don't how you do are you kidding me well that's why I'm doing so poorly yeah how do I turn off smart steering press left left oh my goodness are you serious you're gonna fall off the ground how would you tell how would I have known that because then 10 on the back the intent oh oh are you kidding me the antenna on the back of my wheels yeah okay now I know oh you know what did I get ya look I'm in second now that I turned off smart steering came in first I came in second so you were in last like the entire game yeah and then I turned off smart steering and became the boss so you still beat me by like a nanosecond hmm had I turned off smart steering yeah one nanosecond earlier I would have whipped you yeah you watch this is a figure eight so this is gonna be nice and easy nice and you this is just allegedly stroll oh there's cars there's vehicles give me that oh and I missed it come on now get out of the way every time that you hit a car no it's the car hit me come on now get it right back oh yeah here we go car get me all you want Oh how do I go faster like this is a slow you get 150 C's you have to get better power-ups okay well like that 100k or the magic mushroom that helps drifting makes you go faster oh but it also makes you hit it also makes you hit stuff well you have to not hit stuff that would probably help in my goal not to hit stuff what is the advice that I get from her don't hit stuff it's good at right I wish all kinds of buttons who doesn't seem to do much I can look behind me Hey oh no come on give me all those does it matter if I get three question marks does that work to my benefit I got three question marks does that do anything for me you know the the mystery blocks technical terms all right this is the one I want oh no what just I was blind there for a moment hey now so this is miles above previous gens of Mario Kart for sure hey Tara for the record you're in fifth I'm in six sided terrible air because I got hit brothers say of course it is of course it isn't I probably threw it no you did it I probably did I serious I'm a professional so load time is really fast the mic keeps going into my face does it is it stabbing you I set it to stab mode okay let's do this you should probably turn on smart steering do you think I should turn on smart steering because if your says I'm so smart okay that was fun so I'm in fourth you're in second oh no I just jumped into six is that about cuz you're banned no I'm awesome come on whoa whoa come on yeah that's why you need to have smarts too well how do you how I guess I could have drifted a little bit yeah I could have taken that ramp oh come on so for the record I hate this level everyone hates Rainbow Road do they so it's not just me so I'm like right in tune with the gaming community yeah excellent oh no you're an 11 and there's probably nine spaces probably oh come on he keeps doing that jumping down in front of me Oh get away banana oh I'm about to lap you it's I thought I had enough speed to take the jump you need a mushroom I had a mushroom I don't think oh I mean I think I had a mushroom I mean this is my first time really seriously my first time seriously playing this game as you can tell I am dead serious right now yep oh yeah goodbye ah I did so bad all right I got a star which has got to be a good thing oh come on now but I'm afraid to push it because I know it's gonna make me fast pull in the room well I did that was the star not a mushroom maybe that's what I did last time but you started no no oh man you click so I came in I'm so bad well in place you're so bad at this game you came in third yeah but I didn't well I was 9 behind you yeah but and there was no one behind me all right where are we you keep skipping the the pre-roll here so I don't even know where I am now I'm lost it's all your fault it's like a candy world gingerbread is my tactic this is very Christmasy I mean considering we're recording this just after Christmas New Year's Eve it's not that Christmasy oh oh come on steer William are you put on Smurfs yes it's like oh stop you where am I actually going okay they're cute you can't see through the Daisy what the the flower what morton's flower that makes him fly you hit he has a daisy it's really really lame are you sure it's a daisy it looks like a Gerber Daisy to me okay I mean I am NOT a botanist but I'm also not a professional Mario Kart gamer I'm bad at this game to be fair you've only had it for two days so we'll give you that oh oh look out for that turtle well I've played this game before see there's a Gerber Daisy he doesn't steer very well like it that's what that's just cuz you're bad so you're just like old you won't steal you get the rumbles and joy Kahn's not really you can really feel the rumbles in this controller that I'm using yeah I'm quite impressed with oh for sure are we feeling the rumbles after you yeah you feel the rumble drifting with Martin is more like sliding into the side of the track that's just cause you don't okay what the heck are with these ice cream cones somebody's eating ice cream above us and their super-sized I like to play on the character like just blame it on the character you suck Martin wow you're gonna have a bunch of angry fanboys I know right sorry angry fanboys I am bah bah nice 11th place see I'm really improving my strategy yeah left ROI behind me the microphone keeps going into my face this is you are entertaining me yeah is that better everybody to be like what's that popping sound that constant rustling no that's her face well this looks cool face it looks like a water slide how many races do we do 8 8 okay f0 nice little but this is definitely not the speeds of f0 come on oh maybe there are some power-ups oh come on really what oh just people hatin okay alright I'm gonna head over here cuz it looks like a powerup like a speed boost here we go here we go here we go no get over there yeah that's like at the airport you've got to get on the one that's going the right way otherwise you're Wow am I ever bad at that onwards this is tough at least beat the ground moving it's like holy cow know what I just fell off the edge please think up my Gerber Daisy don't not convinced that's it Daisy what do you think it is comment below let us know what kind of flower you think that guides is making Morton how can that be a black eyed season when there's no black eye oh come on Morton this is like I'm gonna call this and this is definitely like waterslides I don't know what I'm gonna call it what am I going to call it oh okay there is a bit of a black middle to the flower whoa whoa whoa he is not happy to steer for me I fell off the edge again and I'm just like I'm terrible I'm in 12th place hitting everything all right Thunderbolt after everyone else has already passed the finish line no come on ellee's beat toad he's toad behind me no way up there you can't even I can't even go any faster than this this is like I'm going like 2 kilometers an hour let's go let's go he chose a bad cart I asked you which was the best one I did beat toad though so that's something right yeah you're 1/8 so is the microphone stabbing you in the face yes all right all right this looks good this looks again try and at least get a good position all right so tell you what I'll do that except not first cuz that's my position oh you think so I don't think so Oh what's my position fourth come on Martin step on it no wow this rumblepack is going crazy how did I get into nine that was in fourth because how do you aim the fireballs I wish they would just hit the people I need some kind of a speed-up or something oh come on no no and finally get a speed-up and I'm in the water oh the gout toad feet toes knows there's a toadstool on the oh thank you the Mario God's forgiving me above decaf what did I do what am i doing modulae hey hey but how did I do that I was just playing whose because I'm so awesome maybe that must be it didn't know how to handle my awesomeness oh man we're in the middle of recording something yeah we're recording something yeah come and give me a hug you have to hug me behind me because otherwise you're gonna totally jinx me ah thanks for the hug guys you didn't jinx me I was already doing quite poorly all right 11th place did I come in front of toad yes toad is the work so if toad ever beats me I am going to be really sad no this is an additional controller that is really rumbling in my hands it's really cool yeah oh yeah feel that yeah that Rumble is awesome hey you recorded the rumble okay okay you hold the controller while I'm steering feel that what do you think feel the rumble pack it's amazing pretty cool no no get away from the edge hey this is kind of neat ohoho says the eight-year-old what do you say yeah okay don't be so mean to me because to be fair daddy is a noob oh really oh my goodness all right guys oh come on now alright guys better head upstairs before I get in trouble non-serious because mama all think that I let you up come downstairs no no no Oh what am I doing here what did I do just now did I backpack probably or is this a secret portal I suck at this game what my boomerang go you guys like my Gerber Daisy yeah I'm not even in Daisy that's my guess yeah you think is a sunflower we got we got a black eye and we got and I thought it Gerber Daisy but I think you're right it might be a sunflower oh oh I forgot sometimes oh okay eighth place see I'm totally winning I'm in last place what am I in now I'm in seven Oh eleven well that's what I keep getting and why do I keep falling down here does it matter I guess it's kind of a it's a secret shortcut well it is my shortcut Noakes and I'll just fall off the edge yeah I kind of just smashing this stuff for my drift oh my gosh I'm so bad at this yeah Oh No all right guys y'all do y'all are distracting me finished in 12th place oh well thanks for coming down guys have a great night okay thanks for doing a cameo see ya head on upstairs you know dear kay head upstairs you're fine you're fine call the cops ya never know what'll happen alright alright okay get out of my way Thank You Morton that's a bit of a jerk why do you keep blaming Morton because I am because I'm a really nice guy hey see see how you he just had road rage right there I didn't make him mad somebody hit him with something and he was like nah he's just sad because you insulted him a bunch and now he's taking out his anger on other people hey come on now I didn't insult Morton I just call it like I see it was that 8-bit audio all of a sudden I just went super 8 that now why did I go and waste that so early oh come on drift man draft are you doing bad you're in second I'm in eighth now I'm in like a eleventeen oh and I'm squished like what kind of an effect is that the best effect it looked like it was out of like a cheesy 80s game oh seriously the drifting is just sliding into the wall in this game oh my gosh I keep a new puppy here all right I'm getting better I'm getting better I mean I'm in ninth right now I'm gonna do better I'm normally not this bad at the game first you're normally not that bad I keep bumping and I stop yeah yeah yeah oh come on now I just lost all my coins and I'm in 12th place yeah do coins do anything for me well they do stuff for me because this is my account oh I mean well played all right 12th place what y'all saw that I was in like fourth right that was Justin look at him raging he has anger issues let's play battle mode are we done that's was I yeah let's play battle mode okay how do we do that I'll show you oh and the boys left the door open all right what is the battle dude it's just Baumer here choose your character all right I wasn't too pleased with Martin good dude link is pretty hip like me but he's not even from Mario no is he suppose they're supposed to be from Mario to be good so be the Mario don't be like racoon Mario what is it 10 you keep beep is that his real name back in Mario 2 we just call it wasn't Mario Mario that's his power up we I just called him racoon Mario I didn't know any better wrap the leaf the new the powerup is called tanuki be a pink gold peach yeah so that the whole internet can hate on me no link oh one be just the blank or link I'm gonna definitely be link from the olden days my childhood [Laughter] I think Giggy or Ludwig he's ugly I'll be about judging that totally suits link he's like I'm in my pimped out right yeah you some use a good cart well what is it what looks don't do it for looks do it for it whichever one looks how you know like how do you know what's fast like well I don't know like this totally well I don't want to get rammed from behind Yoshi hey that's pretty sleek that looks like it might be fast but I don't know right wheels gonna get on this thing I'm guessing that the wheels you choose affect your ride as well let's do that and Link is hardcore so we're definitely oh yeah so what is this round that we're going to play what does battle mode do for me excellent description ladies and gentlemen prepare yourself for eight rounds of battle Oh it'll give you a brief description problem all right are you gonna skip all the description so are we gonna get to read the descriptions oh I've been calling Bullet Bill bobomb all this time you could have corrected me I thought you were just joking yeah yeah yeah this one you have to at least I didn't call link this one you have to kill everyone and collects the most balloons if I don't kill them oh you've got to be kidding me I don't know how to do any of this kind of stuff what is this you have to what am I supposed to do it's not a race you have to use items to get people's balloons how do I do what is tire they're bad how good like this oh no this is crazy talk all these what are these our guru ah but I want I want to just raise but I told you this battle battle mode but this is crazy so how do I know what what I'm to do oh I just shoot people yeah okay so I just got someone thought so I mean I shot them with something all right I'm gonna get that question mark block hey Doc mystery box mystery blood mystery box item boxes watch out for my mystery box okay levels are cool I've got three balloons you've got like a thousand okay I got to learn and I also have to learn the different weapons because well what good does this give me you shoot it oh yeah go link look at link man he's like oh yeah I can drift oh yeah like my dog now alright let's get them I like that boomerang yeah popping balloons with my boomerang right did I lose my boomerang I liked that thing oh come on now I'm the new balloon laughs hey I was tied with her in our moment there what while that was lame link come on step it up man oh my gosh go here oh I like link on this bike like if I was racing right now yeah like that's how close to draft choice how do I have any points I've got three it's not even possible for me to have points I don't like this one is you got to be able to aim it at someone and well I'm just spamming that was pretty close okay okay well I didn't die that's good I came in third place which is pretty impressive look at me waving to you look at me waving all right so we got seven more rounds of this yes each one you just drive around trying to pop no it's on random so it'll be a different battle this one you have to you have to catch all the people that don't have the why do I have is my hat on no because you have to catch the renegades oh so I got a because I'm a police oh you wanna look out folks on the full row and I have to come out here with the plant gonna come and eat you with the plan do I just touch them with it oh yeah Scott Yoshi so I literally just touched funny yeah and then I can open the song they get released man if I didn't suck so bad at steering please don't get me oh we're against each other are we no well that's convenient you're still not gonna get me oh yeah what what okay Dan who are you right now huh who are you playing as Bowser jr. okay come on no bad one lack of TUI and dry bones you can do this almost took myself out that would not manage all right let's get in here I could have gotten you yes hey Yoshi Oh someone else just took out Yoshi oh come on one of my own teammates just took me down I am really bad at this like as can be seen on your screen I'm bad at this like I'm not doing well right now at all okay that was some pretty gnarly drifting good this I think I pushed the wrong I scream what are you oh your to the drift Meister and I just hit a wall we got who we got I'm only seeing people on my team [Applause] gotcha who almost got another one I mean I'm just driving around in circles hoping someone's gonna go in front of me so I can eat them I mean is that what I'm supposed to do okay how'd I do I lose come on now you got that's some negative commentary there Nintendo well I didn't lose I just didn't win everyone's 1/8 I came in behind villager villager it's from an animal crossing come on they're six more rounds of this folks this one you have to kill people with with on bombs okay this is actual bombs not even bullet bill I can mix up my Nintendo characters because I'm just a novice all right I got a BA Bom I'm gonna blow y'all up it's like a context yeah it's Luigi's Mansion Minnifield is so hard you just have an unending supply of bombs very the limit is 10 oh it takes too long to throw them so it doesn't you just have to plan it right I'm so bad at this I started too get Oh wave your arms come on I got three balloons left I'm going down oh come on give me a break I was safe I did it again unpause there we go Wow I saw it when it was kill oh sure I did yes that was totally my fault ah yo she got me now I'm just i've faded to black oh they gave me three more balloons just for good measure yeah but you lost three of your points oh I lost all my points all attributes I must have must have had three points oh I doubt it okay now I have none and now I've got I'm so gonna get killed thanks a lot toadette let's at all oh you how can I possibly have missed you from trash look at her we read wave our arms around boy all right I got three more balloons here we go now I'm the boss of this I'm doing terrible okay I'm Way up here where nobody else is so I'm gonna last forever here dry bones oh okay there are other people up here nice you're so done but I have no I have no bombs tent bag I got something I'm just going full-on kill everyone mode there we go oh my gosh well now zero points ice all right how'd I do this is so bad eleventh place hey you did it what is that no oh you got second place I know that's the leaderboard how did we both go two loving people how about 108 11 11 we both got one point so we're tied for 11th and there was nothing below us this looks cool this one you have to collect as many coins as you can I just race on this track this looks amazing if you want but no I want to win and I will win this is my first place right here all right so you said I'm looking for coins right there's a coin here's another coin up here oh and I missed that because I was too focused on nailing him with that there oh I don't I should have taken that coin from you oh you didn't but why didn't I that's the question is hey I'm the king this all there is to it is just getting coins yeah in slow motion feels like slow motion oh come on how could I possibly have missed that I know your point exactly right yeah I got feather oh yeah good to get to you okay it was a feather dude ha I lost my feather oh no I got it oh it makes me spin it makes you go up in the air wow that's an impressive yep mr. got nine coins you've only got seven which basically makes me the boss of you not for a while see you oh come on do you guys see that you saw that that was I didn't see that I will win this game I got it ha ha 10 coins who's the boss now now I have 10 coins I have 11 not for a while yeah for long Oh Mario oh come on how can I miss coins fill your man yeah I know it's true actually miserable at this I'll get on I missed all of those I missed again I really don't like the fireball it's so boring I mean if you could aim it than sure but well you can aim it but really you need talent oh well talent I have on mass just not capability oh my goodness and I gonna sneeze boy oh boy how are they even good you tubing right there oh I beat you I got second place you've got third place I'm insects which isn't so bad for a noob ooh all right what do we got left was that or we got five left or four left it's sweet sweetness and it's like capture the flag I'll capture the flag how do you know so much about these because I played oh hey I got to do my job exploded myself so if this is capture-the-flag what am i I don't know anything about captioning what do you know about just you have to collect the shine what this thing and you can't let them keep it for the full seconds Oh am I supposed to follow that yeah that's why I has a point to go where to go you have to okay I see that little it looks like a Sun thing with a crown and I'm following I'm like Mario Sunshine no I just drifted around that thing like a box for sure come on there it is so what are you supposed to do with it just ride around and not get hit oh okay but you're not oh oh if you get that thing no how do you get that thing by collecting oh you're not being very helpful here right over there well what happens now Oh someone else got it yeah oh come on Ling I'm doing it around man I usually don't do this bad so your lack of to eat no what what oh oh give me the Sun thing this is dawn Oh someone else grab it before I could okay okay I think I'm getting the hang of this all right so I'm gonna zip over here and catch you on the flipside I'm so bad I was so close I don't even know what I'm doing anymore have you ever I mean when you say you don't know what you're doing anymore it implies that at one point you knew what you were doing oh my gosh my coordination is not here yep now give me the soul shiny thing yeah the what is happening I can't even hit it this is how it's done you know what I'm saying oh my thing Maura my invincible star me a donkey our of invincibility wore out and I instantly lost it instantly I didn't even have a second to think tell you what's happening I'm gonna clobber this yes eat this you got it no come on I've been splatted yeah I kind of lost my view there and we both know that's not at me I was one second away oh really but who teaches you these words there see I did my spinny thing in it it led to victory not really I really don't know come on fireballs you suck come on now 8th place where are you second and you think you're bad yeah I'm in 8th and I just came like my entire life might show that I'm like yeah I didn't come in 12th so there's that another space one hey my bike has morphed balloon battle they really make these sound manly let's jump into my balloon battle boom oh there goes one of my balloons that's my manhood right there I'm definitely a man I can I can tell by your voice all the viewers right now are like yep she is definitely a man how am I suppose I'm supposed to get that one up in the air I don't know what you're doing kiddo Nana's are stupid No bananas are potassium and I don't need any potassium I need bombs they're already eaten bananas oh I got the boomerang again how did I get the boomerang again this it's pretty cool you get three shots of it oh that's it is it'll is it a linked thing or is it a everybody gets the boomerang everyone gets it okay we really seemed like like a link thing I'm pretty sure that you only have one balloon I've got two and I've got two points oh that's lost when you die well now I have two more believes in you yeah but that's because you're on your second life what life's don't really count it's just that I lost my way all nine lives do count you need to learn that I've hit dry bones like ten for life account died died died oh here oh you're getting really mixed messages here folks what life matters die die die what we're just so in tune with one another yeah better get first on suing Nintendo um I don't think that works that way you haven't studied law yet haven't I know everything I need to know nothing oh come on make me flail my arms like that that's what you get Rochdale hey at least I made it to be happened what I did be nothing I can't I tied kingboo come on I'm so mad I can tell you're angry but we need to finish this only two more games all right here we go oh I'm the bad guy now yeah dodge the law put it what are they teaching our children here Nintendo evade capture and what am I supposed to do in this just evade the law is that it - coins matter I got my trusty boomerang and there's the toadstool kids watching me from the porch and they're waving like look at that la la break music oh come on how come the villager was so much faster than me hey I'm in jail wha serious yep come on now let me out let me out I need my spin kick thing I'm gonna go mint easy you just have to sit here and wait until villager saves you well doesn't save you no village in your villagers right there I just saw them yeah that was it for my round yeah that sucks I got zero your man uh and villager once again beat me mm-hmm last game this is the last game can you make it come back oh yeah this is first place for me all right yeah look at the determination no I'm so bad at this bring it on man it's my gym all right so there's another balloon one obviously obviously now I'm like yeah let's do this let's show them who's boss yet you don't blow yourself up with that would be in fourth oh well this home why is going on like ten people wanted to count here you popped one balloon but you have two points I'm so bad at this motor well I'm actually really good as you can tell but yeah three balloons just slam into the wall I just kind of throw them in hopes that maybe someone's gonna drive into one already gave up on that hope long ago yeah it didn't didn't work as a strategy no cuz then everyone just avoids you oh yeah what what stupid little we do recovering let's go here Luigi see they just throw them so slow it's like if this was me I would be just totally annihilating I'll get you who was that I wish it wasn't me hello No you can't really you know once the bomb is in front of you you can't escape it you're done you can use speed you know I don't have speed oh I like bunch of like oh yeah I know I'm drifting like a madman but I am mad go here dry bones like it's just so slow well that's it I obviously and what is view results let's see what we got all right round it must be me congratulations Houser jr. you came in second place behind dry bones I came in eighth a whopping 24 points thank you for watching everybody don't forget to Like and subscribe because we're bound to do things that are more fun than this but it's a good opportunity for you see some of these games on the Nintendo switch that was fun