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Hi, welcome to the Dynamic Duel Podcast, a weekly show where we review superhero films and debate
the superiority between Marvel and DC by comparing their characters in stat-based simulations.
I'm Johnny DC. And I'm his twin brother, Marvelous Joe. And in this episode, we're doing a duel
between DC's Enchantress and Marvel's Enchantress. That's right. Both Marvel and DC have a sorceress
character named Enchantress. Obviously the better one is going to be the Marvel version, but
we're going to find out who'd win in a fight between these two characters by inputting the
stats and running a thousand simulated matches between them. I bet you Enchantress is going
to win. Oh dude Enchantress is totally going to stomp. Yes she is. Yeah. Now of course this
episode was supposed to be a review of Loki season two. but because I'm going on a business
trip this week, we're recording this episode early, and since I haven't seen all of Loki
yet, we are doing a duel for right now. Next week, we'll review Loki Season Two. Yeah, but
this episode is a good tie-in to Loki Season Two because the Enchantress, like Loki, is
an Asgardian. Since we're recording this episode early, we're gonna skip over the no prize and
the news portions of this episode and jump straight into the duel. But before we do that, as our
listeners may know, our dual simulator is so advanced that it's gained sentience and has
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That's right, we're going with the same question of the week that we had from last episode,
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And now let's move on to the main event of this episode where we find out who's gonna win in
a matchup between the Sorceress, the Enchantress against the Sorceress, the Enchantress.
Alright, Enchantress vs Enchantress. As we mentioned earlier, DC and Marvel both have characters
named Enchantress who are sorcerers within their respective universes. I don't know much about
Marvel's Enchantress. I just know that she's inferior to DC's. No, because DC's Enchantress
was in a shitty Suicide Squad movie. Oh, you mean the Academy Award winning Suicide Squad
movie? That's so stupid. Were any of the Thor movies Academy Award winning films? Did not
think so. I don't think so. Exactly, neither did I. Marvel's Enchantress though has kind
of made an appearance on the screen in the Loki television show because the second iteration
of the character was named Sylvie. And so the Loki TV show Sylvie is kind of a riff on that
version of the Enchantress. So it's real fitting that this episode is in tie-in to our Loki
season two review that's coming out next week. Oh, that's interesting, I didn't know that.
Yeah, but I'm going to be going with the original version of the character who's an Asgardian
named Amora. I thought her name was Enchantress! No! Okay. Well, to explain the methodology
behind our duels, let's go to our sentient duel simulator, Alfred Jarvis9000. AJ9K, tell our
listeners how you go about determining a winner in our duel matchups. Yes, of course, sir.
The way I determine a winner between the contestants is by running 1,000 Monte Carlo simulations
using the character's statistics. A Monte Carlo simulation is a probabilistic model used to
determine outcomes through random sampling. In this case, I randomised the statistics along
a normal distribution as a way to simulate the many variables that can occur during battle.
The stat parameters are based on the official Marvel power grid from which the DC characters'
statistics are extrapolated. Additional stat categories are included such as range, damage
potential, versatility and perception in order to create a more detailed and accurate simulation.
The results of the 1000 simulations provide a percentage of wins for each character. The
contestant with the higher percentage is declared the victor, as they have a higher probability
to win any given battle. In an equitable pairing, neither character should win 100% of the matches.
The comic book stories have shown that there's even a way for Batman to defeat Superman, so
the confidence rate of my method falls in line with the precedents that have been established
in the source material. My mathematical simulations are without subjectivity or bias. Feats are
not the sole consideration, nor are fan votes tabulated for determination of the winner.
Thanks AJ9K! Before we run the simulations though, we like to break down each character's histories
and abilities before improvising a scenario on how we imagine one of the 1000 simulations
would play out beat for beat. And I believe it's my turn to go first with the DC characters
backstory, so let me tell you all about Enchantress. Jun Moon was a timid whose entire life was
changed, the fateful evening her boyfriend, Alan Dell, surprised her by bringing her to
a costume party at an old, abandoned, and supposedly haunted castle, aptly named Terror Castle.
Overwhelmed by the party and the supernatural forces within the castle, June snuck away to
a secluded area and accidentally slipped through a secret panel in a wall.
known as Zamor, who explained to June that fate had brought her there, and that she was destined
to be a powerful sorceress that could rid the castle of its evil. By speaking the word Enchantress,
June transformed into a mystical witch, and was able to defeat the evil forces haunting
the castle. June became a superhero, transforming her blonde hair black and blue eyes green whenever
she summoned her magical Enchantress alter ego. to save the life of her boyfriend, Allen, who
found himself attracted to Enchantress, not realizing she was really June. Eventually,
June got a full-time job at the New Athens Experimental School in Florida, where Linda Danvers, aka
Supergirl, also worked. You can learn more about Supergirl in our Supergirl vs. Captain Marvel
duel episode. It was at New Athens that June stumbled upon Zamor once again, and the creature
explained to June, that soon the moon was going to align with a star that would allow June
to gain omnipotent magical power and the potential to destroy all evil at the cost of also destroying
all scientific laws that governed the universe. Deciding it was worth the risk, June attempted
to gain the power, but Supergirl prevented her from doing so by moving the moon out of alignment.
Whether it was due to Supergirl's misalignment of the heavenly bodies that affected June,
or June's own frustration at being forced to fight a never-ending battle against evil, the
Enchantress became corrupted and attempted to take over the world, forming a team known as
the Forgotten Villains, though their plots were continually defeated by Supergirl and Superman.
After the Crisis on Infinite Earths event, June sought penance for her actions as the Enchantress
and volunteered for Amanda Waller's Task Force X, aka the Suicide Squad. which you can learn
more about in our team duel episode, Suicide Squad vs. the Defenders. As various missions
undertaken by the squad were completed, June stayed on with the team while others left,
as Waller had promised to help her control the corrupted evil Enchantress entity that she
believed now dwelled within her. June was diagnosed with schizophrenia, and the Enchantress seemingly
became more and more powerful and volatile with each new mission, often forcing her teammates
to subdue her while in the field. The field's team leader, Bronze Tiger, who you can learn
more about in our Bronze Tiger vs White Tiger episode, took June to see the ancient mystic
Madame Xanadu, who explained to June that her lack of training had resulted in her aura succumbing
to evil influences. June learned that if she stopped using magic, her aura would eventually
heal, and Madame Xanadu gave June a necklace and ring that would help her suppress the evil
within her. With the warning, the Enchantress' magic would also build up over time and would
likely be unstoppable if she ever emerged again. While aiding the Suicide Squad on a mission
to the Nightshade Dimension, June learned that the Enchantress was in fact a separate entity
from another dimension known as Succubus, the sister of Incubus, who had conquered that dimension.
Incubus ripped Succubus out of June's body, leaving her powerless, and June left the team
soon after, it eventually ended up in a mental institution. Succubus herself later escaped
to Earth during the Day of Judgment storyline, only to seemingly be sacrificed by the warlock
Sebastian Faust to reignite the fires of Hell. In reality, however, Sebastian had merely captured
Succubus, who later escaped and assumed the identity of Anita Solida. Faust was able to
re-bind Succubus to June, however, and when the Spectre attempted to Enchantress was able
to nearly defeat the Spectre by channeling magic from all magical beings on Earth, but the power
proved to be too corrupting an influence for her, and she was forced to give it up. Once
the Spectre was defeated, she joined the magic-based team known as Shadow Pact. In post-Flashpoint
continuity, June's history remained largely the same, though in one of the Justice League's
early adventures, they failed to stop the global chaos wrought by the Enchantress entity. when
she was exorcised from June Moon by Madame Xanadu. This resulted in the formation of the Justice
League Dark Magic Team, who was forced to re-merge Enchantress with June in order to protect the
world from the succubus's power. You can learn more about Justice League Dark in their team
duel episode against the Midnight Suns. June later joined a new version of the Suicide Squad
and was pivotal in supping Superman with her magical powers during the Justice League versus
Suicide Squad run. Now powers-wise, Enchantress is an entity of nearly limitless magical potential,
and regarded as one of the most dangerous mystical beings in existence. Her power is quelled only
by her host, June Moon, who over the years has learned to channel the power of the Enchantress
to transform and manipulate objects, often bringing them to life, and also transforming her own
appearance or making herself intangible. She has telekinesis, can fly, can fire devastating
blasts of magical energy, and generate magic-based constructs. She's also one of the foremost
spellcasters, able to heal, teleport, cast illusions, and bind herself to other magic users, able
to track them and even remotely sap or steal their powers. Her only weakness is actually
using too much power, as it strengthens the evil succubus within her, who, when unleashed,
is a nigh-omnipotent reality warper. That's Enchantress. So in the Suicide Squad movie,
the Enchantress also had a brother. I forgot what they named him in the film, but was that
guy Incubus? Yeah, that was Incubus. Oh, interesting. I'm surprised he didn't jam out with like whatever
tomorrow brings. I'll be there. Holy shit, that was awful. Never do that again. No one remembers
that band, dude. No one remembers the band. Incubus is timeless. I just have to say that,
so. But let me go ahead and tell you about the backstory of the superior enchantress in the
Marvel universe. Millennia ago, Amora was born in the realm of Asgard, one of the nine realms
of Norse mythology, and as the goddess of youth and fertility, grew to be renowned among the
gods for her astonishing beauty. In her adolescence, she ran away to the land of the Norns, an apprentice
under one of the most powerful sorceresses in all of the realms. Training in magic into adulthood,
Amora proved to be an adept sorceress herself, using enchantments primarily to enhance her
natural allure to influence others and developing a reputation as a seductress. Of all the Asgardian
men she was able to manipulate, however, Thor Odinson, the God of Thunder, was beyond her
temptations. Driven to infatuation with Thor and obsessed with the challenge of conquering
his heart, Amora was relentless in her pursuit of him. occasionally teaming up with Thor's
brother Loki to try and break down the God of Thunder spirit. You can learn more about Thor
and Loki in their respective dual episodes against Wonder Woman and Ares respectively. Beyond
scheming for Thor's affection, Amora deceived other fellow Asgardians such as the beautiful
Valkyrie using her magic to trap her in a mystic crystal, a story you can learn more about in
our Power Girl vs Valkyrie dual episode. Chief among Amora's many suitors was the Asgardian
named Scourge the Executioner, who was madly in love with her and bowed to her every whim
despite his affections being unrequited. When Thor was banished to Earth by his father and
fell in love with the mortal woman Jane Foster, a jealous Amora went to Earth and tried to
seduce him. After getting spurned once again, Amora ordered Scourge to eliminate Jane Foster,
but Thor stopped them and hurled the pair back to Asgard. Amora and Scourge went on to join
Baron Zemo's Masters of Evil supervillain team in order to beset the newly formed Avengers,
of which Thor was a founding member. As a recurring villain for the Avengers, Amora eventually
expanded her list of enemies to include some of Earth's other mightiest heroes, such as
Hercules, whom she also became smitten with, and the Scarlet Witch, whom she considered
her rival. Amora was one of the many villains and heroes abducted by the all-powerful entity
called the Beyonder. to take part in his grand morality experiment to see who would win in
a battle between good and evil, known as the Secret Wars. On his patchwork planet called
Battleworld, Amora found herself trapped alongside Thor, and the two finally shared an intimate
encounter. Thor tried to convince Amora to leave the villains and join the side of good, but
Amora shamefully declined, fearful of the consequences, but flirting with the idea of being a hero.
With the Secret Wars over, Amora and Scourge fought alongside their fellow Asgardians to
defend their home against the fire demon Surtur, preventing him from causing Ragnarok or the
Twilight of the Norse gods. The pair also defended the realm from the Asgardian goddess of death,
Hela, though Scourge died in that battle. Amora later discovered her sister Lorelei had put
a love spell on Thor and she freed the hero from her sister's bewitchment. Seemingly over
her infatuation with Thor, Amora grew close to Heimdall. who was the sentry of Asgard's
rainbow bridge known as the Bifrost. Inspired by his nobility, she became a more unselfish
figure and even fought against her former ally Loki, protecting Odin's throne. This wasn't
meant to last however, and Amora returned to her scheming ways after realizing Heimdall
would always be more devoted to Asgard than to her, and she parted from him. After menacing
Doctor Strange, the Sorcerer Supreme, She moved to Hollywood and became a movie star for a
while, winning the hearts of men through her films. Amora tried to seduce fellow superhero
actor Wonder Man, whom you can learn more about in his duel against Captain Adam, but she was
unsuccessful. Eventually, Amora returned home and fell in battle with the rest of the Asgardians
when Loki successfully fulfilled the Ragnarok prophecies and caused the destruction of the
Nine Realms. Amora was later restored to life along with the rest of her kind when Thor returned
to Earth. Since Scourge was still dead, having fallen prior to Ragnarok, Amora magically attacked
the World Tree Yggdrasil in an effort to resurrect her old ally, having come to the realization
how much he meant to her. Thor and Loki stopped her, however, convincing her that bringing
Scourge back from Valhalla would only dishonor his death. Amora wasn't the only one meddling
with the World Tree, however, as Hela sent most of the Nine Realms to Hell after gaining the
magical Twilight Sword. Amora teamed up with Thor to battle the Goddess of Death, helping
him reunite with his hammer Mjolnir in order to win back the Twilight Sword, which Thor
then entrusted to Heimdall. Later, Amora allied herself with the villainous dark elf Malekith,
joining him in his war to take over the Nine Realms. She journeyed to Alfheim using her
magic to manipulate Queen Elsa of the Light Elves into marrying Malekith, and then she
invaded the dwarven realm of Nidavellir alongside the Eventually, the war came to Midgard, aka
Earth's realm, and Amora took the continent of South America as her prize. After receiving
a premonition of Captain Marvel and Doctor Strange coming to defeat her, she used a spell to swap
the two heroes' bodies, though they were still able to defeat her, and Malekith's war was
put to an end. Amora was then imprisoned beneath Asgard in the Root Dungeons before escaping
back to Midgard. There, Amora clashed once again with Captain Marvel. who tried to get her help
in defeating one of Amora's future sons. She then met with her estranged twin sons that
she had with an Asgardian palisade that she seduced years ago, rescuing the boys, Eirik
and Alvi from an evil wizard named Pulsari, who had kidnapped them as infants. And that's
her backstory. Powers-wise, the Enchantress has the physiology of an Asgardian god, meaning
she is strong enough to lift around 25 tons, has enhanced durability, speed, longevity and
healing, as well as enhanced senses. She is among Asgard's strongest sorcerers, just below
the level of Loki, the god of mischief. Enchantress can cast all matter of magic spells for a variety
of effects, including, but not limited to, shapeshifting, illusion casting, teleportation, matter transmutation,
hypnosis, telepathy, telekinesis, and manipulation of magical energies such as magical blasts
and shields. Though her specialty is in the art of magical seduction, able to enthrall
others to do her bidding with a kiss, mere words, or even a glance. She is quite intelligent,
often thinking up devious and manipulative schemes. And? That's it. Okay, yeah, that's nothing!
You got nothing! You're gonna lose! Good day, sir! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! I didn't
realize Enchantress was so, like, kinky. Like, like, is this is this speculation going to
turn into some kind of like erotic fanfiction? No, we can't let that happen. Like you tried
to do with Catwoman and Hellcat and Poison Ivy and White Queen. All right. I'm not going to
let that happen. We'll see. We'll see where it goes.
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histories and abilities out of the way, let's speculate on how one of the 1000 simulated
matches will go. The winner is determined by simulations, not the speculation. But it's
fun to imagine how this fight could play out. Alfred Jarvis, 9000. What are the rules of
our speculation? Well I should say there are no rules, other than the characters have no
prior knowledge of the other going into the fight. All they are aware of starting out is
that the other character is a threat that needs to be eliminated. For the speculation, the
contestants will begin approximately 50 meters apart, in a nondescript environment that will
have no bearing on the match itself, as no environmental statistics are considered in my simulations.
The contestants must earn victory on their own merit. Alright then, let's get into it! Enchantress
and Enchantress meet on the battlefield. Who goes first? Enchantress. I think to just avoid
confusion, I'm going to refer to Marvel's Enchantress as Amora for the purposes of the speculation,
so we don't get confused. OK, I still think my Enchantress will go first because she's
just a little bit more crazy. And I think she's going to start by hurling. a volley of green
fireballs that crash into Amora and set her on fire. Boom! Magic Shield! Amora absorbs
the fireballs with her magic shield and then she's gonna reshape that energy into magic
tendrils that shoot out and wrap around Enchantress's arms and legs, just lifting her into midair
and binding her there. And then Amora's gonna use a time spell. to age Enchantress centuries,
like just turning her into this dusty old skeleton. Okay, that's fine. This dusty skeleton, her
eyes are gonna glow green and she's gonna just like start cackling like an evil witch and
grow to be like four stories tall so that she breaks free from her restraints. And then she's
gonna raise her arms up and summon this magical dust storm with particulate that's gonna slice
into Amora. and prevent her from being able to see anything as well. Okay, all right, so
to block this magic dust storm, Amora is going to conjure up this magical mirror in front
of her that's gonna reflect the particulate that's being directed at her back at Enchantress
tenfold, which is gonna knock Enchantress to the ground and quells the storm. Then Amora
is gonna step into the mirror that she conjured and the mirror vanishes with her inside of
it. Okay, uh, well the magic that bombarded the giant skeleton Enchantress only empowered
her because it was her own magic. So that's gonna blow away the oldness and reveal the
young normal-sized Enchantress who, you know, she doesn't see Amora anywhere. So yeah, apparently
Amora has left the battlefield, so I guess Enchantress wins. That's what she wants you to think. Suddenly
Enchantress, she turns around and sees a reflection of herself. in this other magical mirror that
pops up next to her, and Enchantress just becomes transfixed with her own reflection, like Narcissus
staring at the pool. Okay, I see what you're doing here. Okay, Enchantress, she walks up
to the mirror, approaching her reflection apprehensively, almost shyly at first, but then she and the
reflection starts to kiss gently, but soon... Like before it even gets to that level of weirdness,
Enchantress, you know, paralyzed, we'll say, by her own reflection. She gets blasted in
the face with a magic beam that shoots through the mirror, shattering the mirror and revealing
Amora once again on the battlefield. OK. Enchantress, you know, she's probably knocked to the ground.
In fact, actually, she falls into the ground by turning herself intangible. And before Amora
even has time to wonder where Enchantress went, this horde of like Netherworld spawn hands
just burst from the ground beneath her and pull her down to the ground where they just tear
her apart. Okay, uh, I'm gonna say that as the spawn pull Amora down into the ground, she's
gonna expel this like bewitching spell that is gonna put all of these Netherworld spawn
in her thrall. So as she gets back to her feet, you know, this entire army rises up from the
ground. just ready to kick some Enchantress ass. Okay, but one of the spawn next to Amora
isn't really a spawn, it's actually Enchantress in disguise, who is gonna generate this green
flaming dagger when Amora has her back turned to her and Enchantress just stabs her from
behind. All right, well Amora is no stranger to back shots, and she detects this attack
coming because her mystic senses see that one of the spawn isn't under her control. So she's
going to expel her astral form from her body just in time, thereby evading Enchantress's
magic blade. And in her astral form, she's going to fly into Enchantress's body and cause the
Enchantress to just explode from within, leaving behind just June Moon on the battlefield. And
then that's when Amora's spirit flies back into her body, magically healing it in the process.
Okay, no way that works. If anything, I'm going to say that with that act, Amora exercises
the succubus from June. But June is the only thing stopping the succubus from essentially
taking over reality. So that's what the succubus does. She reforms her body from this dark cloud,
and she's going to open this glowing green fissure. beneath Amora from which this magical green
lava just explodes upward in like this super volcano level blast that's just gonna incinerate
Amora completely. Match over. Oh well I guess Amora's dead. Yep she's dead. Except Enchantress
sees her charred body. It's just an illusion. And when Enchantress approaches the real Amora
just grabs her arm from out of nowhere and kissy kiss smoochy smooch on her lips. Basically
confining Enchantress to a lifetime of servitude to the Asgardian goddess. Okay, I mean, Enchantress
is shocked by this at first. But like as Amora's kiss lingers, Enchantress feels complete in
a way that she never has before. And you know, after- So you admit that Amora wins then. Damn
it. No. All right. We'll go ahead and leave the match there. We'll say that either Enchantress
blows up Amora in the Super Volcano Magic Blast, or Amora seduces Enchantress and turns her
into her eternal slave. We'll see which of these scenarios happens by inputting the stats of
these characters and running 1000 simulations, and then coming back with a winner. AJ9K, hit
it! Inputting data, running calculations, processing results, simulations complete. Okay, this was
a struggle for me stats-wise because DC's Enchantress is definitely not the physical specimen that
Marvel's Enchantress is, being that Marvel's Enchantress is Asgardian. Right, yeah, you
know, just due to her natural physiology, Marvel's Enchantress has increased strength, increased
durability that the Enchantress really doesn't have. That being said, Enchantress, we said,
was a better fighter. than Marvel's Enchantress because she's actually gone to blows with Superman
using her magical fists. Whereas Marvel's Enchantress, I don't think I've seen ever throw a punch.
She usually prefers to have other people do the fighting for her. That's kind of the nature
of her whole manipulation based magic. Right. When it came down to things like movement speed,
evasiveness, perception, and even versatility, you said that they were pretty much equal.
Yeah. You know, since they're both powerful sorceresses. they can essentially almost do
anything due to the nature of their magic powers. So taking all of the stats into consideration,
Joseph, who do you think came out on top in this match? I'm gonna say Marvel's Enchantress,
just due to her Asgardian physiology. We didn't run any polls on Instagram, but I think that
if we did run a poll, our Instagram followers would have clearly shown a preference for Enchantress.
Oh, for sure. Yeah, definitely Enchantress. Well, I have the results right here. Let's
find out who won. AJ9K, the results please. Here you are, sir. The winner of the matchup
between Enchantress and Enchantress is Enchantress. She totally stopped Enchantress winning 64.9%
of the 1000 matches. Enchantress, meanwhile, only won 35.1%. I gotta say, I'm not too surprised
that Enchantress won. Um, I think I saw that coming from the get-go, which, you know, depending
on your perspective, you're either thrilled about or you think is a bummer. In the end,
Enchantress just had too much going for her over Enchantress. I'm glad you agree! Actually,
no, I don't. I hate it, because it was Marvel's Enchantress that won. Ha ha ha! I figured.
Uh, yeah, it was, I mean, it was the Asgardian physiology that put her over the edge statistically,
right? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. And while you can say things like, you know, strength stat
doesn't matter to DC's Enchantress who can essentially lift things through telekinesis, I mean, so
can Marvel's Enchantress, right? So when they cancel each other out like that, you're just
left with things like physical stats to go off of. And at the end of the day, Marvel's Enchantress
just outclasses her in that regard. I think what really hurt DC's Enchantress was actually
June Moon, because when Enchantress is not tied to her host, she's insanely powerful. She could
defeat the entire Justice League level power, like Spectre level power. And I think in that
mode, she's definitely powerful enough to take on Marvel's Enchantress. It's just that rarely
happens in the comics, especially as June gains more and more control over the Succubus entity.
So you're lucky I counted for June in the stats. You son of a bitch. Otherwise, Enchantress
would have won. Enchantress never would have won. I agree. Yeah, I agree. Wait, what? All
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next week, as we mentioned a few times, we will be reviewing Loki Season 2. I have only watched
two episodes so far, but I'm going to finish out the rest. I've been trying to avoid all
spoilers at all costs across the internet. And so I need to watch it like immediately before
something truly tragic gets spoiled for me. Yes, I've been seeing hints of stuff, but I'm
just like, no, get behind me, Satan. And just like looking away. But that does it for this
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