1 00:00:00,930 --> 00:00:02,957 This is a DynaMic Network podcast. 2 00:00:24,462 --> 00:00:29,404 Welcome to the Dynamic Duel Podcast, the weekly show where we review superhero films and debate 3 00:00:29,444 --> 00:00:34,987 the superiority between Marvel and DC by comparing their characters in stat-based battle simulations. 4 00:00:35,427 --> 00:00:41,731 I'm Johnny DC. And I'm his twin brother Marvelous Joe. And for this episode, we will be reviewing 5 00:00:41,811 --> 00:00:48,034 the latest direct-to-video DC animated film, Watchmen Chapter 1. Who watches The Watchmen? 6 00:00:48,555 --> 00:00:54,490 This guy. And this guy, and he also regrets it. But we'll talk about that later. Before 7 00:00:54,530 --> 00:00:58,251 that, we're going to break down the comic book movie news from the past week, of which there 8 00:00:58,271 --> 00:01:02,932 was just one major news item, and that was the official trailer number two for Craven the 9 00:01:02,972 --> 00:01:09,174 Hunter. A movie I also will regret watching, I'm pretty sure. Same here. As always guys, 10 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:13,175 we list our segment times in our episode description, so feel free to check out the show notes if 11 00:01:13,195 --> 00:01:17,696 you want to skip ahead to a particular topic. Guys our artificially intelligent duel simulator 12 00:01:17,856 --> 00:01:24,978 AJ9K has a quick message for our listeners, so listen up. Why hello there, do you want 13 00:01:25,038 --> 00:01:29,940 even more from this podcast? Then become a part of the dynamic duel community on Patreon, where 14 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:34,702 you can choose from three tiers. The dynamic 2-0 tier gives you access to our Discord chat 15 00:01:34,742 --> 00:01:39,924 server. The fantastic 4 tier gives you two bonus episodes each month. And the X-Force tier makes 16 00:01:39,944 --> 00:01:45,475 you an executive producer of this show. 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And on the Send Your 24 00:02:23,486 --> 00:02:28,887 World podcast, host Zachary Hepburn speculates on fights between fan favorite anime and manga 25 00:02:28,927 --> 00:02:34,529 characters. This Thursday, Zach's finding out who would win between Tatsumi Oga and Baby 26 00:02:34,569 --> 00:02:43,048 Beel from and Kiyotaka Mine. On the Console Combat Podcast, hosts John and Dean find out 27 00:02:43,088 --> 00:02:47,169 who would win in fights between popular video game characters, and in yesterday's episode, 28 00:02:47,490 --> 00:02:52,692 they determined who would win between Virgil from Devil May Cry and Raiden from Metal Gear. 29 00:02:53,112 --> 00:02:58,434 Visit dynamicpodcasts.com or click the link in our show notes to listen to all of the shows 30 00:02:58,554 --> 00:03:03,736 in the DynaMic Podcast Network. We want to give a quick shout out to Zachary Hepburn, 31 00:03:03,796 --> 00:03:08,218 who is the host of Senjou World. It was his birthday this past week. So happy birthday 32 00:03:08,238 --> 00:03:13,963 man. If I could get you any gift from Marvel, it would be silver samurai's armor. Cause I 33 00:03:13,983 --> 00:03:18,867 think I got you the Muramasa blade last year for your birthday. So I'm gonna go silver samurai's 34 00:03:18,927 --> 00:03:23,932 armor this year. The adamantium suit from the Wolverine movie. That was pretty bad ass. Well, 35 00:03:23,952 --> 00:03:28,756 I'm gonna have to get you the soul taker sword to go with that. I think you already gave him 36 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:35,568 that. Fuck. Ha ha ha. But also happy birthday to Josh, another one of our patrons. If I were 37 00:03:35,588 --> 00:03:40,972 to give you a gift from Marvel, it would be Wolverine's adamantium claws, because I know 38 00:03:40,992 --> 00:03:44,634 you like Wolverine. Like, I probably wouldn't give you the whole skeleton, because that just 39 00:03:44,674 --> 00:03:48,177 seems like it'd be a pain in the ass. So we'll just go with the claws. Okay, but you're not 40 00:03:48,197 --> 00:03:51,959 going to give him the healing factor as well. So he's just going to stab his hands all the 41 00:03:51,979 --> 00:03:56,302 time. You know what? I'm going to give you Deathstroke's healing factor. You're welcome. Deathstroke 42 00:03:56,482 --> 00:04:01,530 barely has a healing factor. So that's a horrible gift. He's from Marvel. It's fine. And we have 43 00:04:01,650 --> 00:04:06,711 one more birthday wish to give to John Storosky, the host of the console combat podcast, which 44 00:04:06,751 --> 00:04:10,812 we forgot to do last month when it was his birthday. So happy birthday, man. If I could get you 45 00:04:10,892 --> 00:04:16,074 anything from Marvel, it would be the war machine armor, because that's one of the new weapons 46 00:04:16,114 --> 00:04:22,275 being unveiled in the Fortnite season. And being a gamer like yourself, it's just cool. I think 47 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:27,477 you'd like it. And I would get you a red lantern ring, because while you claim to be on the 48 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:32,066 fence between Marvel and DC, we all know your team red, bro. So happy birthday to all you 49 00:04:32,086 --> 00:04:39,132 guys, Zach, Josh, and John, but with that out of the way, quick to the No Prize! A No Prize 50 00:04:39,172 --> 00:04:43,235 is an award Marvel used to give out to fans. Our version, the Dynamic Duel No Prize, is 51 00:04:43,275 --> 00:04:47,499 a digital award we post on Instagram for the person that we feel gave the best answer to 52 00:04:47,539 --> 00:04:52,663 our question of the week. Last week we asked you guys, which upcoming Marvel Studios film 53 00:04:52,743 --> 00:04:57,667 or show are you most looking forward to and why? And this is coming off of all of the leaked 54 00:04:57,747 --> 00:05:02,871 trailers that were presented during the D23 event for Disney investors a couple of weeks 55 00:05:02,911 --> 00:05:07,775 ago. We got two whole answers, so let's go ahead and run down the honorable mention and the 56 00:05:07,815 --> 00:05:14,341 no prize winner. Our honorable mention goes to Kat Stevenson, who said, Hi guys, it's Kat 57 00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:20,185 Stevenson again, and the one that I am most excited for is Ironheart. Ironheart, I feel, 58 00:05:20,225 --> 00:05:26,482 is going to be a lot about taking over from Tony Stark's legacy. especially leading up 59 00:05:26,502 --> 00:05:32,044 to Secret Wars and Doomsday with Robert Downey Jr. coming back. I can't wait to see what they 60 00:05:32,204 --> 00:05:40,288 do with Ironheart to help build her and build herself off of the Iron Man legacy. Thank you 61 00:05:40,328 --> 00:05:46,070 guys. Have a good day. Yeah, I wasn't too excited for Ironheart myself. Just coming off of my 62 00:05:46,130 --> 00:05:50,872 reception to Dominique Thorne's performance as Reeve Williams in Wakanda Forever, I wasn't 63 00:05:50,912 --> 00:05:55,378 a fan of it. But when I saw the leaked trailer for Ironheart and the app- approach that they 64 00:05:55,398 --> 00:06:01,179 were taking to the story where it was almost like a set it off type plot where she starts 65 00:06:01,199 --> 00:06:05,860 stealing money to help fund her research and development of the new armor. I thought it 66 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:09,902 was a pretty interesting angle and the hood looks really cool as well. So I can see why 67 00:06:09,942 --> 00:06:14,143 people are looking forward to this now because I am. Yeah, I'm not quite sure it's going to 68 00:06:14,323 --> 00:06:19,024 delve into her kind of taking up Tony Stark's legacy. I didn't get that from the trailer. 69 00:06:19,044 --> 00:06:22,945 That's what I thought the show was going to be about. But like you, the trailer did definitely 70 00:06:22,965 --> 00:06:27,420 get me intrigued for the project. Great answer, Kat, but the winner of this week's no prize 71 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:33,947 is Lizzie Dyer Arnie, who said, Hey, it's Lizzie. So it's been six years since season three of 72 00:06:33,987 --> 00:06:39,953 Daredevil. No question. That's the one I'm most looking forward to. Six years. That's a really 73 00:06:39,973 --> 00:06:46,834 long time ago. I think we're way overdue and I cannot wait for season four. Season 3 of 74 00:06:46,914 --> 00:06:51,957 the Daredevil Netflix series is among the best projects that Marvel television has ever produced. 75 00:06:52,137 --> 00:06:57,060 And now that the show is under the Marvel Studios umbrella, and it's apparently not a reboot, 76 00:06:57,160 --> 00:07:02,703 more like a Season 4 of that show, it just looks incredible. The leaked trailer for Daredevil 77 00:07:02,743 --> 00:07:08,646 Born Again was probably my favorite trailer to come out of this year's D23. And with all 78 00:07:08,666 --> 00:07:12,488 the returning characters and all the new characters that they'll be introducing, like White Tiger 79 00:07:12,528 --> 00:07:16,711 and Muse, it looks like it's going to be phenomenal. especially as the Daredevil franchise begins 80 00:07:16,791 --> 00:07:22,555 folding itself into the greater Marvel Cinematic Universe. Yeah, we gave season 3 of Daredevil 81 00:07:22,755 --> 00:07:27,718 a perfect rating because how could you not? That season was incredible. I'm really looking 82 00:07:27,738 --> 00:07:32,842 forward to see where they take that story. The leaked footage was awesome. So yeah, it's really 83 00:07:32,902 --> 00:07:37,325 easy to get pumped for Daredevil. So congrats again to Lizzie Dyer Arnie for winning this 84 00:07:37,365 --> 00:07:40,967 week's No Prize. If you the listener want a shot at winning your own No Prize, stay tuned 85 00:07:40,987 --> 00:07:45,351 to later on this episode when we'll be asking another question of the week. And now that 86 00:07:45,371 --> 00:07:47,336 that's done, on to the news! 87 00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:57,308 Alright, this past week we got the official trailer number two, although it's not being 88 00:07:57,348 --> 00:08:01,051 called official trailer number two, for Craven the Hunter. We got our first official trailer 89 00:08:01,191 --> 00:08:05,254 almost a year ago for this movie, but it's been delayed so many times now. It's coming out 90 00:08:05,294 --> 00:08:10,477 this December, and so the time came for another new trailer, and this one was pretty action-packed. 91 00:08:10,758 --> 00:08:15,661 Of course, this is part of the Sony Spider-Man universe, along with Madame Web and the upcoming 92 00:08:15,861 --> 00:08:20,944 Venom The Last Dance movie. It's crazy that Sony's releasing three Spider-Man related movies 93 00:08:20,964 --> 00:08:25,346 this year because the whole point of making and releasing these films for that company 94 00:08:25,387 --> 00:08:29,708 is to retain the rights to the Spider-Man character. And to that end, you would probably want to 95 00:08:29,768 --> 00:08:35,030 stagger these out over the years so that you retain the rights that much longer. But I feel 96 00:08:35,050 --> 00:08:38,932 like Sony is going to lose a lot of money this year on the Spider-Man franchise and hopefully 97 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:42,954 that's a good thing. Like, hopefully, the rights end up reverting back to Marvel due to the 98 00:08:43,334 --> 00:08:48,256 epic disaster that this film will probably be. Because I wasn't impressed with this trailer 99 00:08:48,276 --> 00:08:53,178 too much. Despite the action, there was very little inclination of what the movie is actually 100 00:08:53,198 --> 00:08:57,080 going to be about. Yeah, it feels like they're really trying to oversell me on the violence. 101 00:08:57,620 --> 00:09:02,622 It's like, OK, like you do some pretty crazy stuff, like trap a guy's head in a bear trap 102 00:09:03,062 --> 00:09:08,245 and like split a guy in half with a tree trunk and some ropes and stuff like that, which is 103 00:09:08,285 --> 00:09:13,407 pretty wild. But I don't know, like violence isn't going to sell me on a movie. I want to 104 00:09:13,427 --> 00:09:19,110 know what the story is. I want to know what the stakes are. Things like that to me. This 105 00:09:19,150 --> 00:09:23,512 is like Aaron Taylor Johnson just doing a bunch of violence and then posing like a GQ model. 106 00:09:24,033 --> 00:09:30,256 You know, this is GQ Craven. And I'm like, why? I mean, the last trailer that we got kind of 107 00:09:30,276 --> 00:09:35,419 gave us a hint at the background of the character, right? We know that he comes from a family 108 00:09:35,459 --> 00:09:40,702 of hunters, that he was bitten by a radioactive lion or some shit. And so he got super strength 109 00:09:40,742 --> 00:09:45,965 and speed and stuff like that. But we don't know exactly who the bad guy is, what their 110 00:09:46,145 --> 00:09:50,896 aims are. and we didn't get any more information about that for this trailer. We know that one 111 00:09:50,936 --> 00:09:55,559 of the bad guys is going to be the Rhino. And I will say that the Rhino looks pretty cool. 112 00:09:55,700 --> 00:10:00,963 It looks like the actor who plays Alexei Sistovich is going to be injecting himself with some 113 00:10:00,983 --> 00:10:06,487 kind of like Rhino serum, I guess. And it transforms him into this Rhino looking dude. And the character 114 00:10:06,527 --> 00:10:10,510 design is pretty good, but it's strange because the Rhino is not typically a Kraven villain, 115 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:15,454 you know? Though I think it makes sense for him. For sure. Yeah, I'll give you that. We 116 00:10:15,474 --> 00:10:20,578 know that Craven's brother, Dmitri Smirdyakov, is also in this movie, who is known as the 117 00:10:20,618 --> 00:10:25,582 chameleon in the comic books. And while they typically work together in the books, I'm wondering 118 00:10:25,642 --> 00:10:30,546 if maybe his brother is the main antagonist in this film, especially the lines that he 119 00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:34,029 has in this trailer where he's like, you're just after another trophy or something like 120 00:10:34,069 --> 00:10:38,932 that, you know? Oh yeah, setting up like a sibling rivalry. That would make sense. Yeah. Maybe 121 00:10:38,953 --> 00:10:42,896 they'll give him like radioactive chameleon blood, you know, sort of like how the rhino 122 00:10:42,916 --> 00:10:47,554 guy shooting radioactive rhino blood into him. Yeah, he'll shoot himself with chameleon blood 123 00:10:47,574 --> 00:10:51,775 and then be able to take on the appearance of anyone. So stupid. I hope they don't do that, 124 00:10:51,795 --> 00:10:58,017 but I also kind of hope they do because this movie, I don't think deserves to do well just 125 00:10:58,057 --> 00:11:02,018 by virtue of the fact that one, it doesn't look good and two, it's made by Sony. And I think 126 00:11:02,058 --> 00:11:06,059 the sooner that Marvel gets the rights back, the sooner that will stop getting crappy movies 127 00:11:06,119 --> 00:11:11,141 like Madame Web and most likely this movie. Now, to be fair, a lot of the reason you're 128 00:11:11,161 --> 00:11:16,687 trashing this is because of Sony's reputation but what if the movie is good? If the movie 129 00:11:16,708 --> 00:11:21,390 is good I'll eat my words. If I enjoy it, sure. I mean I did that with the first Venom movie 130 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:26,273 which I enjoyed. I hated Let There Be Carnage. Did not enjoy that one at all. But you know 131 00:11:26,334 --> 00:11:30,596 if this ends up being more like the first Venom movie and actually brings something new to 132 00:11:30,636 --> 00:11:35,779 the table in the way that film did, then yeah. But as of right now, judging off of this trailer 133 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:40,355 and everything else I've seen for the movie, I'm ambivalent about it. And since I'm not 134 00:11:40,375 --> 00:11:44,262 too excited for this, I don't think that the question of the week this episode will tie 135 00:11:44,363 --> 00:11:49,252 into the Craven trailer. And instead, we're gonna kind of riff on our previous question 136 00:11:49,272 --> 00:11:51,677 of the week with this new question. 137 00:11:56,194 --> 00:12:04,460 Which upcoming DC Studios film or show are you most looking forward to and why? Record your 138 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:08,223 answer at dynamicduel.com by clicking on the red microphone button in the bottom right hand 139 00:12:08,243 --> 00:12:12,186 corner of the screen, which will prompt you to leave us a voicemail. Your message could 140 00:12:12,206 --> 00:12:16,350 be up to 30 seconds long, and don't forget to leave your name in case we include you on the 141 00:12:16,370 --> 00:12:21,454 podcast. We'll pick our favorite answer, and award that person a Dynamic Duel No Prize that 142 00:12:21,494 --> 00:12:25,877 we'll post to Instagram. Be sure to answer before August 24th. 143 00:12:33,730 --> 00:12:38,373 That's all of the news this week, so now let's move on to the main event of this episode, 144 00:12:38,813 --> 00:12:44,997 in which we review DC's latest direct-to-video animated film, Watchmen Chapter 1. 145 00:13:00,002 --> 00:13:05,163 Alright, Watchmen Chapter 1 is the first of a two-part computer-animated adaptation of 146 00:13:05,203 --> 00:13:12,865 the seminal 1986 comic series by writer Alan Moore and artist Dave Gibbons. It cannot be 147 00:13:13,086 --> 00:13:18,447 overstated how much of an impact Watchmen had on the comic book medium and superhero genre. 148 00:13:18,887 --> 00:13:25,049 Recent works like The Boys, Kick-Ass, Invincible, and even to an extent DC's Snyderverse, with 149 00:13:25,069 --> 00:13:31,072 their attempts at deconstructing flawed, morally ambiguous, and psychologically complex superheroes 150 00:13:31,272 --> 00:13:37,594 owe a considerable amount to The Watchmen Story, which was the first mainstream superhero comic 151 00:13:37,694 --> 00:13:43,597 intended for mature audiences and to successfully achieve literary success with accolades such 152 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:49,659 as the Hugo Award, the Kirby Award, the Eisner Award, and was the only comic work listed on 153 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:57,271 Time Magazine's list of the 100 best novels of all time. It is in arguably the most celebrated 154 00:13:57,311 --> 00:14:02,416 comic book ever made and it continues to be one of the best selling graphic novels year 155 00:14:02,456 --> 00:14:08,020 after year, which is probably why Warner Bros continues to adapt it to other mediums. It 156 00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:14,385 is a fool's errand because Watchmen is the best example I could think of a story tailor-made 157 00:14:14,445 --> 00:14:19,569 for the comic medium in the way it was expertly paced and creatively laid out on the pages. 158 00:14:20,118 --> 00:14:25,399 Though I will also admit that I've enjoyed basically every adaptation of the story, most notably 159 00:14:25,759 --> 00:14:32,901 Zack Snyder's 2009 live-action film, which we've reviewed on this podcast. Snyder's film was 160 00:14:33,281 --> 00:14:38,523 mostly faithful to the source material, even recreating some comic panels in the framing 161 00:14:38,563 --> 00:14:44,544 of certain scenes, but it also took some liberties with the story, which I honestly didn't mind. 162 00:14:44,904 --> 00:14:49,365 The mediums of comics and film are very similar in that they're both comprised of pictures, 163 00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:54,853 And it's not like I wanted the live action film to replace anyone's need to read the graphic 164 00:14:54,913 --> 00:15:02,199 novel, which I will say everyone does need to do. Now while I was excited for this animated 165 00:15:02,239 --> 00:15:07,383 film adaptation, my biggest fear was that it would be too faithful to the source material, 166 00:15:07,663 --> 00:15:13,327 to the degree that people would not need to read the book. And as I watched Watchmen Chapter 167 00:15:13,487 --> 00:15:20,653 1, I admittedly found it really hard. to enjoy because it is indeed the most faithful adaptation 168 00:15:20,733 --> 00:15:26,197 of the source material outside of the motion comic which essentially was just an audiobook. 169 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:31,821 Now, reviewing Watchmen Chapter 1 is in essence like reviewing an abridged version of the first 170 00:15:31,941 --> 00:15:37,124 issues of the comic series. So if you haven't read the comic and haven't seen this animated 171 00:15:37,164 --> 00:15:42,528 film, just know that doing one will spoil the other and will essentially be spoiling both 172 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:48,743 in this spoiler review. Yeah, Watchmen Chapter One is faithful to a fault. And I think a lot 173 00:15:48,763 --> 00:15:53,205 of people would come at me for saying that because, you know, it's every fanboy's dream to essentially 174 00:15:53,305 --> 00:15:59,068 see direct translations from the source material to the movie medium. And that's valid. I think 175 00:15:59,308 --> 00:16:04,370 if Zack Snyder's 2009 live action film didn't exist, this review would be an entirely different 176 00:16:04,410 --> 00:16:09,732 thing, right? Because it would be cool to actually see these characters move in three dimensional 177 00:16:09,772 --> 00:16:15,755 space and hear their voices and stuff like that. But... because it's coming off of the back 178 00:16:15,895 --> 00:16:21,540 of Zack Snyder's movie, which arguably did a superior version of adapting the story to the 179 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:27,765 screen. This feels uber redundant, as I mentioned in our discussion of the trailers for this 180 00:16:27,805 --> 00:16:34,030 movie. Yeah, absolutely. It's like Marvel doing an animated version of the first Avengers film. 181 00:16:34,071 --> 00:16:40,396 It's like, why? The first Avengers film is already a thing. Right, exactly. I will absolutely 182 00:16:40,456 --> 00:16:45,624 give credit where credit is due. You from the first trailer said that this looked like it 183 00:16:45,644 --> 00:16:50,188 would be redundant and I didn't want to hear it You told me that I was butt hurt and that 184 00:16:50,208 --> 00:16:55,013 you were gonna get me a hemorrhoid pillow and cream for when I watched this movie And yeah 185 00:16:55,233 --> 00:17:00,698 got butt hurt about it And you know what? I wish I had that pillow and that cream because 186 00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:04,962 I was butt hurt when I was watching this movie because it just felt So fucking pointless. 187 00:17:05,062 --> 00:17:09,942 I was like, why am I doing this? I know this story. I've read it so many times I mean, yeah, 188 00:17:09,982 --> 00:17:15,864 sign me up for that pillow and cream because, you know, same, right? At the time, I didn't 189 00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:21,446 want to hear it because I argued that this animated adaptation and the graphic novel could coexist 190 00:17:21,486 --> 00:17:26,408 in much the same way that the book and live action version do. But I'm not going to say 191 00:17:26,428 --> 00:17:31,450 that they should have never made this animated adaptation because the story is still really 192 00:17:31,490 --> 00:17:36,452 good and still really relevant. And while I'll always recommend the book because it has several 193 00:17:36,512 --> 00:17:42,415 more layers of depth and artistry, What I don't want to do is be a book snob to someone who 194 00:17:42,555 --> 00:17:48,978 only has time to watch the film because it's one way to appreciate the story, a slightly 195 00:17:49,058 --> 00:17:55,360 inferior one. That's going to be the case for 99.9% of book to screen adaptations anyway. 196 00:17:55,821 --> 00:18:00,743 Now, I reread Watchmen like every other year. I own several copies of the book and when I 197 00:18:00,783 --> 00:18:05,885 hand them out to someone to read, I often find myself reading it alongside with them. And 198 00:18:05,945 --> 00:18:11,383 just about every time I do... I notice something that I overlooked before or I find a new appreciation 199 00:18:11,523 --> 00:18:17,526 for how consistently relevant the book remains across the decades. I enjoy rereading the book 200 00:18:17,706 --> 00:18:24,289 so I thought I would enjoy watching this film but like you mentioned watching this film I 201 00:18:24,309 --> 00:18:29,371 couldn't help but think man I already know the story this is a waste of time. Watchmen as 202 00:18:29,411 --> 00:18:36,234 an entire story does have this sixth sense-esque killer twist that I won't spoil here. And while 203 00:18:36,274 --> 00:18:42,195 it's fun to spot all of the foreshadowing upon revisiting the story, that really didn't save 204 00:18:42,235 --> 00:18:48,137 the somewhat disappointing experience I had in watching this film. Because Watchmen Chapter 205 00:18:48,277 --> 00:18:53,579 1 was so faithful, there's nothing really to scrutinize other than the animation and voice 206 00:18:53,619 --> 00:18:59,420 performances, which I mean, neither were bad enough for scolding criticisms or profound 207 00:18:59,460 --> 00:19:04,923 enough to warrant too much commentary. The animation was fine. I've seen people compare it to Marvel 208 00:19:04,943 --> 00:19:12,047 Television's animated What If series, and it's not as good, I will admit, but barely. The 209 00:19:12,087 --> 00:19:15,969 characters are a little bit more robotic in their movements, and the textures are a little 210 00:19:16,009 --> 00:19:21,693 bit more cheap, but the line work they incorporated made it more reminiscent of artist Dave Gibbon's 211 00:19:21,733 --> 00:19:26,675 comic artwork, and there are brief scenes where the lighting almost makes the animation look 212 00:19:26,856 --> 00:19:32,255 live action. It doesn't look as good as Zack Snyder's film. but I can see how some Watchmen 213 00:19:32,275 --> 00:19:37,499 fans would actually prefer the colorful, cartoony look for the story, since Watchmen itself is 214 00:19:37,519 --> 00:19:43,023 something of a satire of the superhero genre. And one of the criticisms of Snyder's adaptation 215 00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:49,128 is that its dark and grim aesthetic resulted in a film that took itself too seriously. Though 216 00:19:49,168 --> 00:19:53,466 personally, I would argue that's a good thing. Yeah, I was one of the people that compared 217 00:19:53,586 --> 00:19:59,008 the look of this movie to the What If Disney Plus animated series, and you're right, it's 218 00:19:59,068 --> 00:20:04,010 not as good. The What If show is very fluid in its characters' motions and facial expressions 219 00:20:04,030 --> 00:20:08,692 and stuff like that. Here, everything was very robotic and stiff to the point that it almost 220 00:20:08,732 --> 00:20:14,113 felt like a video game cutscene extended over a feature length runtime. I could see that. 221 00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:19,248 You know, I'm not surprised, though, because you're going up against Disney animators who 222 00:20:19,349 --> 00:20:24,151 are literally at the top of their game in the industry. It's so you admit that Marvel is 223 00:20:24,191 --> 00:20:30,095 better than DC. I do not recall saying any such words. It's essentially what you just said. 224 00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:35,858 I just said Disney animators are better than basically any other animation, except for maybe 225 00:20:35,898 --> 00:20:41,958 like Studio Ghibli. OK, all right. Yeah. So Marvel's better than DC. Oh, my gosh. OK. But 226 00:20:41,998 --> 00:20:46,002 animation aside, I do want to talk more about the voice cast in our character breakdown. 227 00:20:46,522 --> 00:20:52,148 Just overall though, it wasn't bad and it was a lot closer to how I read the lines than what 228 00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:56,832 the actors did in the live-action adaptation. Though that doesn't necessarily mean the voice 229 00:20:56,912 --> 00:21:02,057 actors for the animated film did a better job than the actors. Actually if I had a choice 230 00:21:02,097 --> 00:21:08,735 between recommending Snyder's live-action film or this animated version. right now I'd say 231 00:21:08,795 --> 00:21:14,981 go with Snyder's version, though that may change after seeing Chapter 2. And if I thought they 232 00:21:15,101 --> 00:21:19,805 also planned on watching the HBO sequel series, because that ignores creative liberties Snyder's 233 00:21:19,825 --> 00:21:24,770 film took with the story. If they're watching the HBO series, definitely go with this animated 234 00:21:24,810 --> 00:21:29,715 version. Now regarding the story, this film, like Snyder's version, took some liberties, 235 00:21:29,835 --> 00:21:35,575 but they impacted the story fairly minimally. Like most of the changes involved rearranging 236 00:21:35,635 --> 00:21:40,238 flashback scenes throughout the film that normally happened during the comedian's funeral, you 237 00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:45,182 know, soon after various characters learned of his death. And I didn't mind that, you know, 238 00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:50,005 I didn't mind them cutting certain lines. Like I said, it's an abridged version of the novel. 239 00:21:50,465 --> 00:21:55,989 And despite that, the filmmakers, namely the screenwriter J. Michael Straczynski, who's 240 00:21:56,029 --> 00:22:01,822 a comic book writer, managed to successfully translate the genius that is writer Alan Moore, 241 00:22:01,942 --> 00:22:08,049 who uses this technique in his writing where dialogue or narration from one scene is overlaid 242 00:22:08,169 --> 00:22:14,476 onto a different concurrent scene, creating this cross-contextual resonance. The text is 243 00:22:14,536 --> 00:22:19,341 not only relevant to the scene it originates from, but also adds layers of meaning to the 244 00:22:19,401 --> 00:22:25,997 scene. overlays and this interplay between dialogue and visuals deepens the story's thematic impact 245 00:22:26,077 --> 00:22:31,620 and draws these connections between scenes that otherwise would not exist. You know, for example, 246 00:22:32,140 --> 00:22:37,383 a government agent could be debriefing Dr. Manhattan about what can and can't be mentioned during 247 00:22:37,423 --> 00:22:42,686 an interview, warning him not to get into any tight corners. But that voiceover is played 248 00:22:42,806 --> 00:22:48,669 over Dan and Laurie walking into a narrow alley as they're being pursued by a gang of not tops. 249 00:22:49,310 --> 00:22:55,194 It adds this complexity to the narrative in that it encourages readers or viewers to engage 250 00:22:55,214 --> 00:23:00,998 with the words on multiple levels simultaneously. There's a few, very few comic writers who can 251 00:23:01,038 --> 00:23:06,482 do that technique effectively, but Alan Moore is the absolute master of it. Now, the biggest 252 00:23:06,522 --> 00:23:13,246 problem I had with Watchmen Chapter One's story is that it's only half of a story. And what 253 00:23:13,286 --> 00:23:17,869 could be considered the climax of the film, the standoff between Rorschach and the police, 254 00:23:18,406 --> 00:23:24,007 wasn't expanded upon or drawn out in any kind of climactic way. So the film ends on this 255 00:23:24,267 --> 00:23:30,849 anticlimactic cliffhanger that's pretty unsatisfying and completely unnecessary, considering the 256 00:23:30,869 --> 00:23:36,351 film is about five minutes shy of a standard 90 minute runtime. Like, you couldn't give 257 00:23:36,391 --> 00:23:42,472 me five more minutes of action. Everyone knows who listens to this podcast that I don't mind 258 00:23:42,672 --> 00:23:48,443 long runtimes. Zack Snyder's Justice League is four hours. The Batman is about three hours. 259 00:23:49,023 --> 00:23:54,767 Our past two episodes have been reviews of five hour long television series that I binged and 260 00:23:54,827 --> 00:23:59,791 I've come to the realization that if you really wanted to do an animated Watchmen adaptation 261 00:23:59,871 --> 00:24:05,474 justice at the bare minimum, you should just make each comic issue a 20 minute long episode 262 00:24:05,494 --> 00:24:10,938 of a 12 episode television series. That would be perfect. And you know, the things that the 263 00:24:11,118 --> 00:24:17,362 film and television mediums have over comic books is action and movement. Right. And if 264 00:24:17,382 --> 00:24:21,305 they could have drawn out some of those fight sequences, some of those climactic battles 265 00:24:21,725 --> 00:24:27,349 where we have Ozzy Medeus going up against the assassin and you have Rorschach going up against 266 00:24:27,409 --> 00:24:31,512 the police and stuff like that, they could have drawn those out longer. And they had the opportunity 267 00:24:31,552 --> 00:24:36,775 to do that, not just to extend the runtime, but provide a more cinematic experience for 268 00:24:36,795 --> 00:24:41,479 the viewer. Exactly. Yeah. Cinematic. I could not have said that better myself. Now, anyone 269 00:24:41,499 --> 00:24:46,474 who's listened to this podcast for a while has also heard me say a thousand times that one 270 00:24:46,494 --> 00:24:52,735 of the reasons DC Comics is better than Marvel is because DC's characters are pure archetypes 271 00:24:52,855 --> 00:25:00,838 and symbols of virtue, these true heroes unburdened by character flaws. Now when I say that, I'm 272 00:25:01,018 --> 00:25:08,100 100% not talking about Watchmen. Watchmen was Alan Moore's way of criticizing DC superheroes 273 00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:14,261 by showing us a world of unconventional superheroes that are these insecure or immoral or nihilistic 274 00:25:14,281 --> 00:25:21,010 humans. whose motivations for vigilantism would not and should not be trusted or accepted by 275 00:25:21,090 --> 00:25:28,596 the public. In that case, you can kind of say that the Watchmen story is DC's most Marvel 276 00:25:28,716 --> 00:25:33,299 tale. Yeah, but only if Marvel was like good, you know, it's like DC could do Marvel better 277 00:25:33,339 --> 00:25:38,523 than Marvel could do Marvel. No, they can't shut up. But let's get more into these flawed 278 00:25:38,543 --> 00:25:43,910 characters in our character breakdown, starting with Rorschach. Now Rorschach was voiced by 279 00:25:43,990 --> 00:25:49,334 Titus Welliver, the star of the Amazon series Bosh, and who you may also recognize from shows 280 00:25:49,374 --> 00:25:54,858 like The Good Wife or Deadwood or films like Argo. I know the guy's face, but I didn't know 281 00:25:54,898 --> 00:25:59,761 his name or his voice, apparently. I felt like he was doing an impression of the Rorschach 282 00:25:59,861 --> 00:26:06,125 actor from the live action film Jackie Earl Haley. And though Haley did it better, I wouldn't 283 00:26:06,185 --> 00:26:12,049 say Titus Welliver did a bad job by any means. There was nothing like new or unique or superior. 284 00:26:12,310 --> 00:26:16,972 to his performance over what we got in the Zack Snyder film. If you had told me that Jackie 285 00:26:17,032 --> 00:26:22,355 Earl Haley actually did the voice for the character again, I totally would have believed you. I 286 00:26:22,395 --> 00:26:27,177 wish that they would have tried a different approach. Like maybe go for like a very monotone 287 00:26:27,337 --> 00:26:31,779 serial killer spooky type voice, you know. But yeah, what does that sound like? Kind of like 288 00:26:31,839 --> 00:26:33,580 your voice, but fuck you. 289 00:26:37,894 --> 00:26:42,218 I guess a good reference for that would be Michael C. Hall's performance in the Dexter television 290 00:26:42,238 --> 00:26:48,144 show. He did a lot of narration across all of those episodes and just his cold voice, I thought, 291 00:26:48,164 --> 00:26:52,448 could have provided a good template for this version of Rorschach. Interesting. I think 292 00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:56,271 you're going to go more along the lines of something like Buffalo Bill and be like, put the lotion 293 00:26:56,311 --> 00:27:01,516 in the basket. Never compromise. Never in the face of a barbeque. That's weird. No, I just, 294 00:27:01,636 --> 00:27:06,518 I mean, to me, he kind of sounded like. Gravely, Batman, and I think they could have done something 295 00:27:06,698 --> 00:27:11,740 unique just to help separate this from Zack Snyder's film and draw fewer comparisons. Yeah, 296 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:16,201 that would have been great if they would have tried something new. Again, though, I didn't 297 00:27:16,241 --> 00:27:21,423 mind this. Now the first half of The Watchman's story, Rorschach is the only active street 298 00:27:21,443 --> 00:27:26,864 vigilante driven by his uncompromising black and white moral philosophy to punish those 299 00:27:26,884 --> 00:27:33,274 who have done wrong and evil. When investigating the murder of Edward Blake. Rorschach learns 300 00:27:33,334 --> 00:27:39,019 that he was the comedian, a former vigilante turned government agent in middle age. His 301 00:27:39,139 --> 00:27:45,224 arc involves a descent into obsession and conspiracy as he arrives at the possibility that someone 302 00:27:45,244 --> 00:27:51,209 is killing former costumed heroes, and his obsession shows just how much he's willing to alienate 303 00:27:51,249 --> 00:27:56,493 his remaining relationships and hurt anyone in pursuit of justice. Yeah, it's really hard 304 00:27:56,513 --> 00:28:00,737 to add commentary to the character of Rorschach as a character in this film that hasn't already 305 00:28:00,777 --> 00:28:06,308 been said about. The comic book character. I liked the movement of Rorschach's mask in this 306 00:28:06,348 --> 00:28:13,912 movie, though. You mean more than the live action version? No, no, of course not. No. OK. No, 307 00:28:14,332 --> 00:28:21,756 no, no. Yeah, the whole concept of Rorschach's mask, how it is constantly shifting. I always 308 00:28:21,776 --> 00:28:26,519 thought has been a really cool one. Like, there's no other costumed mask character in the comics 309 00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:33,210 that's like that. Moving on to Dan Dreiberg, aka Night Owl 2. He was voiced by Matthew Riz. 310 00:28:33,290 --> 00:28:38,453 He's not a big name. I'm not too familiar with his other work, but I also kind of felt like 311 00:28:38,513 --> 00:28:43,115 his performance was somewhat inspired by Patrick Wilson's take on the character in live action. 312 00:28:43,135 --> 00:28:47,817 Yeah, if I was the director of this animated film, I would have told the actors to not watch 313 00:28:47,997 --> 00:28:51,678 at all the Zack Snyder film if they haven't already, but it looks like what these guys 314 00:28:51,718 --> 00:28:55,820 did is went and watched Zack Snyder's film and then just tried to do that exactly. I mean, 315 00:28:55,900 --> 00:29:00,426 everyone's seen Zack Snyder's film. It's a great movie! Well, they should have tried to erase 316 00:29:00,467 --> 00:29:04,469 it from their brains and come up with a new approach. Do you think Matthew Riz did a better 317 00:29:04,570 --> 00:29:10,474 job than Patrick Wilson? Because I actually do. Really? What? No, I don't at all. I loved 318 00:29:10,514 --> 00:29:15,298 Patrick Wilson's take on Night Owl. Well, I mean, who doesn't? Everyone does. But regarding 319 00:29:15,358 --> 00:29:20,962 his arc, you know, Dan starts out as a retired superhero struggling with a sense of purposelessness 320 00:29:21,122 --> 00:29:26,450 in a world that no longer values masked vigilantes, you know, living a quiet, lonely life. that 321 00:29:26,550 --> 00:29:32,874 changes when Rorschach warns him of his conspiracy that someone is targeting former masked heroes. 322 00:29:33,234 --> 00:29:39,538 Dan's interactions with Laurie Uspechek betray his insecurity, which seemingly contrasts with 323 00:29:39,578 --> 00:29:45,421 his former superhero persona. As Dan reconnects with Laurie, he begins to reconnect with his 324 00:29:45,601 --> 00:29:51,745 old identity, grappling with the harsh realities of the world around him. Now his arc is one 325 00:29:52,025 --> 00:29:58,449 of... tentative reawakening as he slowly reclaims his role as Night Owl and grows closer with 326 00:29:58,549 --> 00:30:04,732 Laurie. It's essentially the story of how Night Owl got his groove back. It's a good way to 327 00:30:04,772 --> 00:30:11,176 put it. But speaking of Laurie, aka Silk Spectre II, she was voiced by Katie Sackoff from Battlestar 328 00:30:11,216 --> 00:30:16,019 Galactica fame, who I thought did a much better job with the character than Malon Ackerman 329 00:30:16,059 --> 00:30:20,941 did. Yeah Malon Ackerman was the weak link of the live action version, but she looked the 330 00:30:20,981 --> 00:30:25,605 part. the movie. I agree. I really liked Katie Sikoff's performance here. It felt different 331 00:30:25,645 --> 00:30:30,248 from Mal and Ackerman's in a way that the previous two characters did not. Right, yeah, I agree. 332 00:30:30,388 --> 00:30:35,512 Now, Laurie is a retired superhero and initially the romantic partner of Dr. Manhattan, who 333 00:30:35,552 --> 00:30:40,616 grapples with her identity and the legacy of her mother, the original Silk Spectre. Living 334 00:30:40,636 --> 00:30:46,040 with Dr. Manhattan, Laurie feels increasingly isolated and disillusioned with her life as 335 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:53,089 a former superhero and current pacifying companion you could say to Dr. Manhattan. As Dr. Manhattan 336 00:30:53,109 --> 00:30:58,512 grows more and more detached from humanity, however, Laurie rekindles a friendship with 337 00:30:58,572 --> 00:31:04,695 Dent Dryberg, whose loneliness and diminished glory as a superhero allow her to easily relate 338 00:31:04,715 --> 00:31:11,299 to him. When she eventually leaves Dr. Manhattan, she starts to reclaim her own identity, one 339 00:31:11,399 --> 00:31:16,406 independent from the roles her mother and the government imposed on her. and one that she 340 00:31:16,486 --> 00:31:21,647 knowingly or unknowingly uses to manipulate Dan. Laurie's character was always a bit of 341 00:31:21,667 --> 00:31:26,049 a mystery to me in the original story because it really didn't make sense for her, I think, 342 00:31:26,089 --> 00:31:33,091 to redawn the Silk Spectre identity considering her stance on it and her mother and superheroism 343 00:31:33,131 --> 00:31:39,653 in general. It's like she largely did it just to bring Ny'al out of his shell. Yeah, but 344 00:31:39,693 --> 00:31:44,262 I guess I don't see why she did it herself. I was under the impression that was largely 345 00:31:44,442 --> 00:31:49,164 it. Like they were off to go rescue Rorschach and she was going to do it as a superhero. 346 00:31:49,184 --> 00:31:54,446 She kind of found her own way to that lifestyle without, you know, badgering from her mom or 347 00:31:54,526 --> 00:31:58,968 anything like that. But is that a lifestyle that as a character she would even want to 348 00:31:59,008 --> 00:32:05,507 go to? That I don't think rung true from the original story. I think she found excitement 349 00:32:05,567 --> 00:32:10,249 in it. And I think the alleyway scene where she's beating up the gangsters was proof of 350 00:32:10,289 --> 00:32:15,291 that for both her and Dan. They both kind of got hot and bothered by that. So her angle 351 00:32:15,571 --> 00:32:21,794 into Super Hero X was merely just thrill seeking. 100%, yes. So then why wasn't she satisfied 352 00:32:21,874 --> 00:32:26,536 as a hero prior to that? Because she felt like she was only doing it because her mom wanted 353 00:32:26,576 --> 00:32:31,286 her to. What effect did that have on the thrill seeking aspect? Well, who knows how much thrill 354 00:32:31,306 --> 00:32:35,507 seeking she actually got from it considering she was going to be on the same team as Dr. 355 00:32:35,547 --> 00:32:39,668 Manhattan. I always kind of saw her more as like a model than a superhero and the same 356 00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:44,310 goes for the first Silk Spectre. I don't know how much crime fighting they actually got involved 357 00:32:44,350 --> 00:32:49,611 with because it didn't show that in the original comic. Now, May in the expanded Watchmen universe, 358 00:32:49,691 --> 00:32:55,333 I haven't read all of those comics, but maybe the answer is found in there. Maybe. Moving 359 00:32:55,473 --> 00:33:01,220 on to Jonathan Osterman, aka Dr. Manhattan. He was voiced by Michael Cerveris. I'll be 360 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:06,284 honest, I'm not familiar with his work. Apparently he played Professor Pig in the Gotham television 361 00:33:06,324 --> 00:33:11,849 series though. Interesting. I did not like his performance at all. His was the one performance 362 00:33:11,929 --> 00:33:16,613 where I could say was not as good or better than what we got in live action. Well, not 363 00:33:16,673 --> 00:33:20,816 even as a comparison to Billy Crudup's because obviously Crudup's performance in Zack Snyder's 364 00:33:20,857 --> 00:33:27,254 film was exceptional. It was so brilliant. But here, Dr. Manhattan sounded like... literally 365 00:33:27,294 --> 00:33:33,237 an AI voice. Yeah. I guess I can understand the approach, but I did not like the execution 366 00:33:33,277 --> 00:33:40,941 at all. No, it was 100% inferior. Dr. Manhattan is very detached from humanity, yes, but he's 367 00:33:41,101 --> 00:33:46,044 not a robot, right? He's somewhere in between is what I'm guessing. And really, I think Crudup 368 00:33:46,104 --> 00:33:53,308 nailed it, that sort of human yet detached quality to his voice. Absolutely. Not just his voice, 369 00:33:53,368 --> 00:33:58,426 his whole performance in general, like his facial expressions. The Dr. Manhattan in the comic 370 00:33:58,466 --> 00:34:04,328 had way more emotive facial expressions than they gave him in this animated film. I was 371 00:34:04,368 --> 00:34:08,569 actually looking at the comic as I was watching this film the first time I watched it. And 372 00:34:08,609 --> 00:34:13,571 yeah, they stripped a lot of the emotion out of Dr. Manhattan, which was really surprising 373 00:34:13,591 --> 00:34:19,733 to me. Now from the get-go, Dr. Manhattan is portrayed as this detached god-like figure 374 00:34:20,033 --> 00:34:26,416 that struggles to relate to humanity. His transformation into a being of nearly unlimited power made 375 00:34:26,436 --> 00:34:32,321 him distant, viewing human life and emotions with a cold, almost clinical perspective. As 376 00:34:32,341 --> 00:34:38,186 he becomes more involved in geopolitical and international matters, his growing disconnection 377 00:34:38,226 --> 00:34:44,831 from humanity is made evident by his deteriorating relationship with Laurie, who leaves him due 378 00:34:44,851 --> 00:34:49,715 to his emotional absence. When he's accused of causing cancer to people close to him throughout 379 00:34:49,755 --> 00:34:57,171 his life, Dr. Manhattan retreats to Mars, distancing himself from Earth. His arc is one of profound 380 00:34:57,331 --> 00:35:03,232 alienation as he grapples with his loss of humanity and the existential weight of his powers which 381 00:35:03,272 --> 00:35:07,754 will ultimately set the stage for his change of heart and renewed interest in human beings 382 00:35:07,954 --> 00:35:13,635 later on in the story. Why do you think Dr. Manhattan became detached with humanity? Why 383 00:35:13,695 --> 00:35:19,797 does just the ability to perceive time in the fourth dimension and an abundance of superpowers 384 00:35:20,037 --> 00:35:24,679 make you act like a robot? Right? Like Superman has a lot of powers. He doesn't act like a 385 00:35:24,739 --> 00:35:31,661 robot. No, but I mean, Superman also experiences time the same way we do. When you can see so 386 00:35:31,681 --> 00:35:38,343 many things in the way that he sees them, things become more trivial to you for the most part, 387 00:35:38,383 --> 00:35:44,265 I would say. I don't necessarily think so. I think if I could perceive my entire life nonlinearly, 388 00:35:44,425 --> 00:35:49,043 I don't think that would strip me of my personality. No, but when you get to see like the individuel 389 00:35:49,224 --> 00:35:54,688 atomic makeup of people and you find that interesting It's like he said there's no difference in 390 00:35:54,728 --> 00:36:01,113 the number of atoms between a dead human and a live human He doesn't really see them as 391 00:36:01,153 --> 00:36:06,837 humans anymore He just sees them as these ghosts shifting through time as he's able to see all 392 00:36:06,877 --> 00:36:11,881 of time They don't really matter and things don't really matter because it's all just atoms 393 00:36:11,921 --> 00:36:17,647 moving I think even if I were able to see atoms, I would still see people. I guess I never understood 394 00:36:17,747 --> 00:36:22,048 the evolution of John Osterman as a character into Dr. Manhattan. It was just something that 395 00:36:22,128 --> 00:36:27,030 happened, and you had to kind of accept that's who he was, but how he got from point A to 396 00:36:27,070 --> 00:36:31,891 point B just by rebuilding himself, I'll never quite understand. Okay, well think of it this 397 00:36:31,931 --> 00:36:39,033 way. Do you care about the lives of ants? No, not really. Do you care about what they care 398 00:36:39,073 --> 00:36:43,700 about? But human beings would not be ants to me because human beings act different than 399 00:36:43,780 --> 00:36:48,942 ants to me. And yet if you were Dr. Manhattan, they would all be ants to you. No, no, because 400 00:36:48,983 --> 00:36:52,685 he's still carrying on conversations with us and stuff like that. If we were really ants 401 00:36:52,705 --> 00:36:56,727 to Dr. Manhattan, why would he bother communicating with us? Why would he bother interacting with 402 00:36:56,787 --> 00:37:00,969 us? Why would he bother having a girlfriend and having these emotional attachments and 403 00:37:00,989 --> 00:37:05,511 stuff? But it's not like the conversations he's having are interesting to him. In fact, they 404 00:37:05,552 --> 00:37:11,606 become less and less interesting as time goes on. You were Ant-Man and you could talk with 405 00:37:11,806 --> 00:37:17,028 ants. Who the fuck cares what an ant has to say? It's a fucking ant. What? Fuck Ant Bro. 406 00:37:17,048 --> 00:37:21,769 How would you know? You've never talked to one. Oh, I know. Don't worry. All right. OK. There 407 00:37:21,789 --> 00:37:27,011 you go. This conversation has gotten really weird. I think we should move on. Oh, we've 408 00:37:27,031 --> 00:37:31,432 already moved on. It's the future. That's how you perceive time. We're already there. It's 409 00:37:31,592 --> 00:37:39,346 all right. Moving on to Adrian Veit, AKA Ozymandias. He was voiced by Troy Baker. who's a very versatile 410 00:37:39,487 --> 00:37:45,070 and prolific voice actor for a lot of animated work in video games as well. I thought he did 411 00:37:45,090 --> 00:37:49,572 a great job for as little as he was in the movie. I thought he did a better job with the character 412 00:37:49,612 --> 00:37:53,814 than Matthew Goode did in the movie. I didn't really love Matthew Goode's performance in 413 00:37:53,834 --> 00:37:58,277 the live-action version. Well, yeah, Matthew Goode kind of approached it with a German accent, 414 00:37:58,437 --> 00:38:02,339 if I remember correctly, like slightly German or something. Yes. I'm not sure if that was 415 00:38:02,359 --> 00:38:07,346 the right call there, but I would say that in this animated movie, Troy Baker approach the 416 00:38:07,386 --> 00:38:12,168 character in a way that was more consistent with how I read it in the original books. Yeah, 417 00:38:12,248 --> 00:38:16,511 same for me. Although I do have to hand it to the people who wrote Zack Snyder's Watchmen 418 00:38:16,531 --> 00:38:22,494 movie. In many ways, I think they improved upon Alan Moore's original dialogue with lines like 419 00:38:22,934 --> 00:38:27,437 statistically, what murder doesn't constitute a trend or something like that, which Ozymandias 420 00:38:27,457 --> 00:38:31,799 told Rorschach the first time they met. Just lines like that I thought were well done. Or 421 00:38:31,879 --> 00:38:36,401 even lines where he was telling other businessmen like I could buy and sell you 10 times over. 422 00:38:36,970 --> 00:38:41,392 something like that, you know, just to like actually show that this guy really is the richest 423 00:38:41,412 --> 00:38:47,714 guy in the world. Now next to Dr. Manhattan, Adrian is presented as the most capable man 424 00:38:47,915 --> 00:38:53,677 in existence. He's the world's smartest man and a former superhero who successfully transitioned 425 00:38:53,757 --> 00:38:59,260 into a wealthy businessman. Outwardly, Adrian appears to have left his vigilante days behind, 426 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:04,542 you know, focusing on his global enterprises and philanthropic efforts. But there are hints 427 00:39:04,722 --> 00:39:10,064 that he actually hasn't lost any of his touch as a superhero, as evidenced by the foiled 428 00:39:10,104 --> 00:39:16,946 assassination attempt. His public persona as a benevolent billionaire genius is only a half-truth, 429 00:39:17,006 --> 00:39:23,108 and his arc is one of subtle manipulation and control, though we don't really comprehend 430 00:39:23,148 --> 00:39:27,609 that until later in the story, since in this first half, his true motivations and plans 431 00:39:27,769 --> 00:39:32,256 are nonexistent. Yeah, I kind of forgot just how few appearances the character of Ozymandias 432 00:39:32,316 --> 00:39:36,359 actually makes within the first half of the story, which kind of seems like a misdirection 433 00:39:36,619 --> 00:39:41,102 on behalf of Alan Moore's part considering his role in the second half of the story. You know, 434 00:39:41,363 --> 00:39:46,386 we don't think too much about Ozymandias in this first half. Yes, absolutely. And you know, 435 00:39:46,406 --> 00:39:50,409 that was the case when I first read the comic as well. I thought he was kind of the most 436 00:39:50,509 --> 00:39:55,553 boring character. I didn't really quite understand why he was even in the story or what purpose 437 00:39:55,573 --> 00:40:01,972 he served. But yeah, he's very heavily involved in the story as we find out in the second half. 438 00:40:02,273 --> 00:40:08,220 You know who gave the best Azumandias performance of all time? Who? Jeremy Irons. Oh yeah! Yeah, 439 00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:12,505 that guy was great. That whole show was just so good, I need to rewatch it. I think I will 440 00:40:12,565 --> 00:40:15,769 actually after watching Watchmen Chapter 2 when that comes out next year. 441 00:40:23,214 --> 00:40:28,878 Our fantasies collide and heroes clash. One Podcast Network rises above the rest. Prepare 442 00:40:28,898 --> 00:40:34,623 yourself for the ultimate showdowns in comic books, video games, movies, and anime. The 443 00:40:34,683 --> 00:40:40,448 DynaMic Podcast Network presents Console Combat, where video game legends brawl every Monday. 444 00:40:40,968 --> 00:40:47,864 Dynamic Duel, where comic- Smash every Tuesday, Max Destruction, where TV and action heroes 445 00:40:47,904 --> 00:40:54,227 battle every Wednesday, and Sendro World, where anime champions clash every Thursday. 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When Dan returns home from visiting his mentor Hollis Mason, the original Night Owl, 454 00:41:42,575 --> 00:41:47,656 he finds Rorschach, who broke in, and the two discuss Rorschach's theory regarding a mask 455 00:41:47,716 --> 00:41:53,278 killer, after which Dan remembers an incident from the past when he and the comedian violently 456 00:41:53,318 --> 00:41:59,080 confronted protesters against an ongoing police strike at the time and the hero's vigilantism. 457 00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:03,481 I gotta say, we didn't discuss the comedian in the character breakdown, but I hated this 458 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:08,480 version of the comedian. Now... I know I've been saying that I wish these voice actors 459 00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:13,284 took a different approach from what was done in Zack Snyder's film. And that's definitely 460 00:42:13,304 --> 00:42:19,450 what the comedian actor did here. But it was just so bad that I wish Jeffrey Dean Morgan 461 00:42:19,510 --> 00:42:24,534 had come back to voice the character. Dude, you are so inconsistent. You want to be the 462 00:42:24,594 --> 00:42:29,379 same? Come on. I wanted Rorschach to be different, but I wanted the comedian to be a little bit 463 00:42:29,419 --> 00:42:34,370 more wry in his delivery, a little bit more ironic. because that's kind of who the character 464 00:42:34,450 --> 00:42:41,112 is, I think. Here he was just angry and one note and frankly, boring. That's fair. Actually, 465 00:42:41,132 --> 00:42:47,554 I mean, the comedian is a character who kind of sees the tragic humor in everything. Right, 466 00:42:47,574 --> 00:42:52,035 he's the ultimate cynic. Yeah. That's his whole thing. That's very fair. Jeffrey Dean Morgan 467 00:42:52,055 --> 00:42:58,517 is such a charming actor. He makes so many like bad guys likable, you know, whether it's here, 468 00:42:58,537 --> 00:43:03,510 whether it's in The Walking Dead, The Boys, a lot of different places. So yeah, if you're 469 00:43:03,550 --> 00:43:09,673 gonna play a character like the comedian who should be played, you know, very human, I guess, 470 00:43:09,713 --> 00:43:14,795 for lack of a better term. I don't want to say sympathetic, but almost. He's not a caricature 471 00:43:14,955 --> 00:43:19,917 like he was portrayed here. He's a piece of shit, but he's not one note, you know? Yeah, 472 00:43:19,957 --> 00:43:26,020 he's very, very complex as a character. Probably the most complex character in Watchmen. So 473 00:43:26,060 --> 00:43:31,855 many lives were affected by him in so many different ways. Now after roughing up patrons at a bar 474 00:43:31,895 --> 00:43:37,138 looking for answers, Rorschach visits Adrian Veit, the former hero known as Ozymandias, 475 00:43:37,298 --> 00:43:41,942 now the current head of Veit Industries as well as the smartest and richest man in the world. 476 00:43:42,342 --> 00:43:47,285 Upon learning what happened to Blake, Adrian remembers a time when the comedian interrupted 477 00:43:47,325 --> 00:43:52,349 a meeting held by Captain Metropolis and the potential formation of a new super team because 478 00:43:52,369 --> 00:43:57,732 he pointed out that nothing they did would be able to stop the world's inevitable apocalyptic 479 00:43:57,772 --> 00:44:03,595 descent into nuclear war. And Adrian's recollection of the comedian is really the one that brings 480 00:44:03,655 --> 00:44:09,396 out the nihilism of the Watchmen story and particularly that of the comedian. I actually liked the 481 00:44:09,496 --> 00:44:14,458 animated performance that Azumandias gave in this scene. The way he would eyeball everyone 482 00:44:14,478 --> 00:44:18,479 who talked to him, kind of like sizing them up and just being very calculating. You really 483 00:44:18,499 --> 00:44:23,020 got that vibe. Yeah, you know, in the comic, the artist who did it, Dave Gibbons, he's a 484 00:44:23,140 --> 00:44:29,654 master of like body language. So it's impressive that they could expand upon that. in something 485 00:44:30,335 --> 00:44:34,938 that moves. I thought they took really great cues from what was going on in the story to 486 00:44:35,018 --> 00:44:39,381 do things and add things like that. I kind of wish Matthew Good would have done that in the 487 00:44:39,421 --> 00:44:44,946 live action movie. Oh yeah, I agree. But instead he kind of acted more like a diva when the 488 00:44:44,966 --> 00:44:49,069 comedian was pissing him off during that meeting. Yeah, again, there's a number of ways in which 489 00:44:49,209 --> 00:44:54,333 this adaptation is better than the live action version. And it's kind of interesting to compare 490 00:44:54,353 --> 00:44:58,603 and contrast the two. Like I said, maybe by the time the second chapter comes out, I'll 491 00:44:58,643 --> 00:45:03,646 end up liking this adaptation more. We'll see. After sneaking his way onto a military base, 492 00:45:04,006 --> 00:45:08,549 Rorschach approaches Dr. Manhattan and Lori Yospechik, the latter being the former hero 493 00:45:08,609 --> 00:45:14,892 and model known as Silk Spectre II, who became agitated upon hearing about the comedian since 494 00:45:14,932 --> 00:45:20,275 he tried to rape her mother, the original Silk Spectre, decades ago. After teleporting Rorschach 495 00:45:20,335 --> 00:45:24,837 away to comfort Lori, she decides to arrange dinner with Dan Dreiberg for old time's sake. 496 00:45:25,226 --> 00:45:30,969 and the two bond over their glory days as heroes. Alone with his scientific work, Dr. Manhattan 497 00:45:31,009 --> 00:45:35,932 recalls his time with the comedian during the Vietnam War, in which they helped America win 498 00:45:35,952 --> 00:45:41,855 the war, and when upon their victory, Dr. Manhattan failed to stop the comedian from killing a 499 00:45:41,935 --> 00:45:47,779 young Vietnamese woman he had impregnated. And it's interesting to see how time goes on from 500 00:45:47,859 --> 00:45:52,390 when Dr. Manhattan first became superpowered to the point where the story takes place. he 501 00:45:52,430 --> 00:45:57,412 becomes more and more detached from humanity over time. And that's evidenced by the fewer 502 00:45:57,452 --> 00:46:02,554 clothes that he wears. Like when he's in Vietnam, he's wearing more clothes than he does in the 503 00:46:02,574 --> 00:46:06,275 present day. And he was wearing more clothes than that when he first began his superhero 504 00:46:06,315 --> 00:46:11,737 career and was even meeting with the Minutemen to form potentially a new team. It's at Vietnam 505 00:46:11,817 --> 00:46:16,960 where I think Dr. Manhattan begins to realize how disconnected he's becoming from humanity 506 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:22,382 because the comedian was 100% right. He totally let the comedian kill that woman. He could 507 00:46:22,402 --> 00:46:27,266 have stopped him, but he didn't because he's just kind of become this watcher type character 508 00:46:27,626 --> 00:46:32,650 who's just watching time progress as opposed to being physically a part of it. And that's 509 00:46:32,670 --> 00:46:37,895 a huge red flag for the comedian. You know what I miss in this movie though, were the music 510 00:46:37,935 --> 00:46:44,100 choices from the Zack Snyder film. Nah, the music choices and the soundtrack for Zack Snyder's 511 00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:49,184 Watchmen are top notch. I freaking love that soundtrack. It bothered a lot of people and 512 00:46:49,204 --> 00:46:52,771 it bothered a lot of critics. because they thought it was a little bit too on the nose. But I 513 00:46:52,811 --> 00:46:58,554 actually really liked the way it invoked specific time periods and themes, stuff like that. It 514 00:46:58,574 --> 00:47:03,797 was really well done, in my opinion. Like, I wanted to hear Simon Garfunkel's song during 515 00:47:03,837 --> 00:47:07,820 the funeral scene, and I wanted to hear Flight of the Valkyries during the Vietnam War scene 516 00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:13,183 and stuff like that. It was just missed. Yeah, same here. Now, during Blake's funeral, Lori 517 00:47:13,223 --> 00:47:18,754 visits her elderly mother, Sally, who lives retired in California. Upon discussing Blake's 518 00:47:18,794 --> 00:47:23,918 death, Sally remembers when she and Blake, as Silk Spectre and the Comedian, were both members 519 00:47:23,958 --> 00:47:28,941 of the Minutemen superteam, along with other heroes such as the First Night Owl and Hooded 520 00:47:28,981 --> 00:47:34,965 Justice, the latter of whom we see halt Blake's attempted rape of Sally. Dr. Manhattan, Dan 521 00:47:35,005 --> 00:47:40,429 Dreiberg, and Adrian Veidt all attend Blake's funeral, along with an old retired supervillain 522 00:47:40,569 --> 00:47:45,813 known as Molech. Rorschach attacks Molech in his home later that night, believing he may 523 00:47:45,833 --> 00:47:52,041 be the mask killer. only to learn that not only is Malik innocent and dying of cancer, but 524 00:47:52,061 --> 00:47:57,024 that he was visited by a somber and drunken comedian not long before his death, during 525 00:47:57,064 --> 00:48:02,688 which time he gave an ominous yet incoherent warning about a massive plot that somehow involved 526 00:48:02,768 --> 00:48:09,453 Malik and Dr. Manhattan's old girlfriend, Janie Slater. Now how cool is it seeing Hooded Justice 527 00:48:09,613 --> 00:48:16,850 and perceiving him as a black cop wearing white makeup around his eyes with the noose around 528 00:48:16,890 --> 00:48:22,632 his neck that was once used to try to lynch him. Now, I'm not sure how in continuity the 529 00:48:22,652 --> 00:48:27,795 Watchmen HBO television series is. It's totally my head cannon. It should be. It should be 530 00:48:27,815 --> 00:48:32,857 because that was a fantastic origin for Hooded Justice. And yeah, I 100% thought about that 531 00:48:33,017 --> 00:48:37,576 during this scene with him. It kind of adds another layer as to why Hooded Justice didn't 532 00:48:37,596 --> 00:48:42,500 get more involved in punishing the comedian, because the comedian kind of alluded to the 533 00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:46,663 fact that he knew something about Hooded Justice, a seeker of his, that he didn't want to get 534 00:48:46,763 --> 00:48:51,366 out. So he was blackmailed, essentially. I think the comedian knew that Hooded Justice was gay. 535 00:48:51,807 --> 00:48:56,831 Well, yeah, maybe multiple things. Well, a young boy at a newspaper stand reads a comic book 536 00:48:56,931 --> 00:49:02,419 about a stranded pirate that's interwoven into the main plot. Laurie becomes distressed upon 537 00:49:02,479 --> 00:49:07,443 learning that Dr. Manhattan is working on his scientific research simultaneously while they 538 00:49:07,483 --> 00:49:12,087 make love, and she departs for Dan's home to lament her relationship, and the two later 539 00:49:12,147 --> 00:49:17,272 defend themselves from a gang attack. Meanwhile, Dr. Manhattan goes on a talk show to discuss 540 00:49:17,392 --> 00:49:22,716 international tensions and potential war, only to be publicly confronted about a pattern of 541 00:49:22,756 --> 00:49:28,721 cancer diagnoses among those from his past, including Malik and Janie Slater, among others. 542 00:49:29,170 --> 00:49:34,454 Agitated by the accusation that he's the cause, Dr. Manhattan teleports the entire talk show 543 00:49:34,514 --> 00:49:39,738 audience and crew away before grabbing an old photo of himself and Janie at an abandoned 544 00:49:39,819 --> 00:49:44,863 military base and teleporting to Mars to live in seclusion. Now one thing that was missing 545 00:49:44,903 --> 00:49:50,447 from Zack Snyder's adaptation was of course the tales from the Black Freighter storyline 546 00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:56,319 that was interwoven in the comic book. I completely understand why that was omitted because it's 547 00:49:56,459 --> 00:50:03,124 not really pivotal to the plot of Watchmen, but it is fascinating to see how, like I mentioned 548 00:50:03,204 --> 00:50:09,548 earlier, Alan Moore will use text from the comic to relate to the scene that we're currently 549 00:50:09,588 --> 00:50:14,230 viewing. Yeah, I don't think the incorporation of the Tales of the Black Crater comic was 550 00:50:14,270 --> 00:50:18,673 done successfully here. I appreciate how they actually tried to interweave the tale within 551 00:50:18,713 --> 00:50:23,605 this story. but it just goes to show how unique of a medium comic books is and that it felt 552 00:50:23,645 --> 00:50:27,648 very successful in the Watchmen comic. Even though it was an abrupt shift in the pacing 553 00:50:27,688 --> 00:50:33,373 of the overall story, I think for film and television, you need to keep that momentum going. And every 554 00:50:33,393 --> 00:50:37,556 time you go to the Black Friday, it was just really confusing, I think, to any new coming 555 00:50:37,836 --> 00:50:44,442 audiences. Yeah, I can agree with that 100%. I don't think it was unsuccessful entirely 556 00:50:44,502 --> 00:50:49,226 because there were those scenes where it added layers, but you know, if they... dropped it 557 00:50:49,246 --> 00:50:53,127 from the film, I also would not have complained. I think it was just really hard to catch the 558 00:50:53,227 --> 00:50:57,969 relevance of it all the way it was executed here. You know, I'm not 100% you could even 559 00:50:57,989 --> 00:51:06,972 call it relevant. It's not. It's just this literary framing device that, yeah, 100% works in the 560 00:51:06,992 --> 00:51:12,651 comics, but like you mentioned, maybe not anywhere else. With Dr. Manhattan gone, Lori is kicked 561 00:51:12,691 --> 00:51:17,253 out of her shared home on the military base, and worldwide tensions escalate dramatically 562 00:51:17,293 --> 00:51:23,557 now that America is without its protector. Meanwhile, on Mars, Dr. Manhattan relives his past as 563 00:51:23,597 --> 00:51:27,899 the young man Jonathan Osterman, the son of a watchmaker who encouraged him to become a 564 00:51:27,980 --> 00:51:33,323 scientist. He also recalls when he met and fell in love with his scientist co-worker, Janie 565 00:51:33,363 --> 00:51:38,902 Slater, along with the accident that destroyed his body and gave him his superpowers. His 566 00:51:38,962 --> 00:51:44,306 subsequent life with Janie and later Laurie is briefly explored before he creates a massive 567 00:51:44,346 --> 00:51:50,712 clockwork structure made from glass back on Mars. This whole sequence infuriated me, actually, 568 00:51:50,752 --> 00:51:56,136 because it was so inferior to what we got in the live action movie. It just didn't work 569 00:51:56,176 --> 00:52:01,021 here. It was so boring the way the voice actor narrated the jumps through time, giving the 570 00:52:01,061 --> 00:52:06,265 years and everything like that, and the lack of music, you know? It just, it didn't work 571 00:52:06,305 --> 00:52:11,124 as well. nearly as well. It was like a magical sequence within the live action version. And 572 00:52:11,184 --> 00:52:15,646 here I was almost born to death and I couldn't wait for them to just move on with the story. 573 00:52:16,066 --> 00:52:22,230 This sequence is probably one of my most favorite in the movie and the comic. And I would agree 574 00:52:22,350 --> 00:52:27,232 I liked it the least here. There was at one point something they did that was really interesting 575 00:52:27,773 --> 00:52:32,775 where he says, I dropped the photo to the floor and 30 seconds of the future it's already there. 576 00:52:33,056 --> 00:52:38,158 And you actually see that. So it's like looking through his eyes. but they only attempted to 577 00:52:38,178 --> 00:52:43,299 do that one more time where he says, you know, I'm standing looking at the stars and then 578 00:52:43,319 --> 00:52:49,141 you see his body shift into a transparent ghost version of him. I don't know if I'm explaining 579 00:52:49,181 --> 00:52:54,102 it well. Ultimately, it was not done as well as it could have been, though there was a hint 580 00:52:54,222 --> 00:52:58,944 at something possibly genius that they just did not follow through with. With Malak being 581 00:52:59,004 --> 00:53:04,005 mentioned during the talk show, Rorschach revisits and tortures Malak for information, which proves 582 00:53:04,085 --> 00:53:09,919 fruitless. After Dan offers to let Lori live with him for the time, Adrian Veidt is attacked 583 00:53:09,939 --> 00:53:15,582 by an assassin only to disable the killer, though he dies via a cyanide capsule before he can 584 00:53:15,622 --> 00:53:21,564 give Adrian any information. With Dr. Manhattan gone, the comedian dead, and the assassination 585 00:53:21,604 --> 00:53:27,387 attempt on Ozymandias, Rorschach becomes more convinced of his mask killer conspiracy and 586 00:53:27,427 --> 00:53:32,749 revisits Malek, only to find him in his home alone, dead, with a gunshot wound to the head, 587 00:53:33,009 --> 00:53:38,547 along with the gun. just as a swarm of police arrive on the scene. Rorschach attempts to 588 00:53:38,607 --> 00:53:44,789 flee, attacking police officers in the process, but he is soon apprehended and unmasked, revealing 589 00:53:44,809 --> 00:53:49,871 him to be a homeless doomsayer that had been seen walking the streets throughout the film. 590 00:53:50,251 --> 00:53:54,732 I always loved that reveal. I remember being shocked by that in the comics when it's like, 591 00:53:54,872 --> 00:53:59,198 oh, it's that guy, it's the redhead guy with, you know, the sign. There's a lot of things 592 00:53:59,218 --> 00:54:05,481 that happen in these scenes that I can't really touch on until some reveals are made in the 593 00:54:05,561 --> 00:54:09,443 second half of this story. Because I don't want to spoil that for anyone who's just coming 594 00:54:09,483 --> 00:54:15,086 into this fresh. But revisiting these scenes with that in mind just kind of showed the masterwork 595 00:54:15,226 --> 00:54:18,668 of the plan that's going on behind the scenes. And that's something that I always like to 596 00:54:18,728 --> 00:54:23,968 see anytime I re-experience the story. During the end credits, we hear on a radio snippets 597 00:54:23,988 --> 00:54:28,912 from Janie Slater talking about Dr. Manhattan and Hollis Mason talking about his early superhero 598 00:54:28,932 --> 00:54:34,396 career while we see blood slowly drip halfway down the screen and a clock ticking closer 599 00:54:34,436 --> 00:54:40,661 to midnight. And actually really liked that they included that in these end credits. Because 600 00:54:40,762 --> 00:54:44,705 you know, a lot of movies, especially superhero movies will do things with their end credits. 601 00:54:44,785 --> 00:54:49,769 But like, Watchmen is known for the supplemental elements that they included at the end of each 602 00:54:49,829 --> 00:54:55,549 comic. And for them to include portions of that here, I thought was really cool. Like the ticking 603 00:54:55,589 --> 00:54:59,892 clock, like the blood going down the screen, like the different excerpts from books and 604 00:55:00,172 --> 00:55:04,775 radio interviews. That was cool. It was brilliant. I mean, I think you're right. If this was a 605 00:55:04,835 --> 00:55:11,160 12 part television series where each issue was an episode, it would be really fucking cool 606 00:55:11,220 --> 00:55:17,044 to get the supplemental material in the form of like a radio broadcast during the end credits 607 00:55:17,064 --> 00:55:24,962 scene. Dude, 100 percent. I would have loved this as a 12 episode series. I would not put 608 00:55:24,982 --> 00:55:30,006 up past Warner Brothers to do that with like in the next 10 years, just as another adaptation 609 00:55:30,046 --> 00:55:35,491 to give to us. I wouldn't be surprised either. You'd think with the success of the Watchmen 610 00:55:35,531 --> 00:55:40,095 live action television series, maybe they've even thought of doing that, but you know, animation 611 00:55:40,135 --> 00:55:45,380 is cheaper. So they should have just done that here instead of doing what they did. Right. 612 00:55:45,580 --> 00:55:51,200 I don't hate this movie. I feel like a lot of my review may have come across that way because 613 00:55:51,401 --> 00:55:57,466 it is well made, it is a good story. Not everything is as successful as other adaptations, but 614 00:55:57,646 --> 00:56:04,252 it is still a good adaptation, a very faithful one as well. Though despite filmmakers best 615 00:56:04,312 --> 00:56:10,537 intentions, the film is faithful to a fault. In essence, it's an abridged and superfluous 616 00:56:10,577 --> 00:56:15,201 version of the celebrated graphic novel. It was a really hard film to give a star rating 617 00:56:15,241 --> 00:56:22,154 to. But at the end, I decided to go with three out of five stars, just barely recommendable 618 00:56:22,234 --> 00:56:27,438 as an adaptation. It's still a fresh rating, but I'm still always going to recommend the 619 00:56:27,478 --> 00:56:33,142 book over this adaptation 100% of the time. I feel like I would not recommend this movie. 620 00:56:33,422 --> 00:56:38,206 Actually, I would give this a rotten score because at the end of the day, if you're going to read 621 00:56:38,246 --> 00:56:42,108 the book, I'd recommend reading the book. And if you're going to watch a movie, I'd recommend 622 00:56:42,249 --> 00:56:46,803 Zack Snyder's live action film. I would never in any circumstances, I think, recommend this 623 00:56:46,883 --> 00:56:51,086 animated adaptation. Well, you haven't seen the full adaptation yet. That's the problem. 624 00:56:51,546 --> 00:56:55,028 And you're always going to have instances. I come across this all the time where I'm like, 625 00:56:55,428 --> 00:57:00,571 read the book and people are like, I don't have time to read comic books. Okay, well then watch 626 00:57:00,611 --> 00:57:05,233 this movie maybe. Yeah, watch the live action movie because it's better. There's literally 627 00:57:05,293 --> 00:57:09,316 no instance in which I would ever recommend this ever. You have two great options to choose 628 00:57:09,356 --> 00:57:13,378 from the original novel or the 2009 film. I would just pick one of those. I think this 629 00:57:13,398 --> 00:57:18,900 is the most unnecessary thing that DC has ever put out. It's hard. It's so hard because I 630 00:57:18,940 --> 00:57:24,302 really like Watchmen. And I feel like by giving this a Rotten Tomato is the equivalent of saying 631 00:57:24,362 --> 00:57:29,624 I don't like Watchmen or that it's bad. You know, 3 out of 5 stars is right on the cusp 632 00:57:29,764 --> 00:57:35,987 of fresh and rotten. It's 60%. You may have just convinced me. I may give this a rotten 633 00:57:36,027 --> 00:57:40,809 rating. Look within your heart. That's all I'll say. I'm not here to steer you one way or the 634 00:57:40,849 --> 00:57:47,275 other. Well, too bad, because he did. You happy? Yeah, guys, don't be surprised if you see a 635 00:57:47,435 --> 00:57:53,438 rotten rating on this from me on Rotten Tomatoes. Save your death threats. I'm already dead inside 636 00:57:53,478 --> 00:57:59,601 for having to do this as much as it pains me. So yeah, I guess that does it for this review. 637 00:58:00,041 --> 00:58:07,184 Let's wrap this shit up. Agent NK, wrap this shit up. Thanks for listening to Dynamic Duel. 638 00:58:07,824 --> 00:58:12,758 Visit the show's website at dynamicduel.com. and follow us on Instagram at Dynamic Duel 639 00:58:12,778 --> 00:58:18,320 Podcast. You can support the show on Patreon at Patreon.com slash Dynamic Duel and joining 640 00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:24,522 a tier that works for you or by rating and reviewing Dynamic Duel on Apple podcasts, Spotify, Podchaser, 641 00:58:24,822 --> 00:58:29,323 or on our website. Don't forget to listen to the other shows in the DynaMic Podcast Network, 642 00:58:29,743 --> 00:58:36,718 including Max Destruction, Senjo World, and Console Combat. In our next episode. We would 643 00:58:36,818 --> 00:58:43,282 normally be doing yet another review of Suicide Squad Isekai, but I need a freaking break from 644 00:58:43,342 --> 00:58:48,445 these reviews. So we're going to delay that week and we are going to instead be doing a 645 00:58:48,585 --> 00:58:55,209 duel between Arsenal or Red Arrow and White Widow. Right. White Widow is Yelena Belova. 646 00:58:55,349 --> 00:59:00,892 She's played by Florence Pugh in the MCU. And I think it'll be fun to see her beat the shit 647 00:59:00,932 --> 00:59:05,354 out of Arsenal. So looking forward to it. and I'm looking forward to you ending your words 648 00:59:05,414 --> 00:59:09,775 once again when DC wins. So there. But that does it for this episode, we want to give a 649 00:59:09,855 --> 00:59:15,197 big thanks to our executive producers Ken Johnson, John Sierowski, Zachary Hepburn, Dustin Balcom, 650 00:59:15,457 --> 00:59:20,578 Miggy Mathen-Geehan, Brandon Nestergaard, Nathaniel Wagner, Levi Yeaton, Austin Wazilowski, AJ 651 00:59:20,598 --> 00:59:26,620 Dunkerley, Scott Camacho, Gil Camacho, Adam Spies, Andrew Schunk, Dean Molesky, Devin Davis, 652 00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:31,721 Joseph Kirsting, and Josh Leiner for helping make this podcast possible. And we'll talk 653 00:59:31,741 --> 00:59:36,626 to you guys next week. Up up and away, true believers. The accumulated filth of all their 654 00:59:36,707 --> 00:59:40,972 sex and murder will foam up about their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look 655 00:59:41,012 --> 00:59:45,558 up and shout, Save us! And I'll look down and whisper, Taste the rainbow.