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a weekly show where we review superhero films and debate the superiority between Marvel and
DC by comparing their characters in stat-based Battle simulations. I'm Marvelous Joe and I'm
his twin brother Johnny DC And this is our 91st episode and part of the official countdown
to our 100th episode Which we have a special treat planned for you guys, but no hints just
yet in this episode We'll be talking about who would win in a fight between Clayface Venom.
Yeah, it's in preparation for our Venom review, which comes out this Friday. That came up like
really quick Yeah, I kind of snuck up faster than I thought it would for some reason I was
thinking like mid-october, but no it's this Friday that it's coming out So it's weird because
we've been talking about this movie forever and yet it still snuck up on me, right? Right.
So yeah, look forward to that Venom movie review next week, but in this episode again It's a
dual episode and we'll get all up into that later on after we go over the comic book movie
news over the past week So we'll be talking about the Dark Phoenix trailer and some of
the other fox fuckery that's going on with release dates and stuff like that. There was some casting
for the Birds of Prey film. We got Huntress and Black Canary cast. We got a new trailer
for the Titans show that's on DC Universe in the US, but apparently it's also moving to
Netflix internationally. And finally, there was a new trailer for the Runaway season two
that's coming to Hulu. And we'll just talk briefly about that. Yeah, and just quick heads up,
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So No Prize is an award that Marvel used to give out up until the 90s to fans. Our version,
the Dynamic Dual No Prize, is a digital award that we post on social media that I personally
draw for those who we feel gave the best answer to our question of the week. Last week's question
was, what MCU character do you most want to see get their own limited series on Disney
Play and what particular storyline do you hope to see with them? And this is coming up the
news from last week that the Disney Play streaming app will feature original limited series starring
the characters and actors from the MCU films, which was exciting news. So we got a lot of
great answers on this one. It was so damn hard to pick a winner from the selection of answers,
but, you know, gun to my head, I had to choose, so that's what we did. But first up, honorable
mention to Karen Diekmann, who gave the answer of Rocket Raccoon. It's the perfect answer.
I would love to see a limited series just based off Rocket Raccoon going off of his history
as an experiment. You know? Andy Freeman gets honorable mention as well for answering Gambit.
I'm not sure if the X-Men characters are going to be a part of the MCU by the time this rolls
out. Well, I mean, I think it's a great way to introduce these characters prior to introducing
them in the films. Like, establish their backstory right away in their own individual limited
series, and then show them on the films as a team unit. And honestly, I know we're going
to be talking about the Gambit movie later on in this episode, but at this point, the movie's
been pushed back so far. already that you may as well just forget about the movie and throw
it on the small screen. In an ideal world that would happen. Yeah. Also honorable mention
to Mitchell Phipps, who gave the answer Quicksilver, which yeah, absolutely. We did not get enough
Quicksilver in Avengers Age of Ultron. Right. It would be great to find out more about the
character. I'm still hoping they resurrect him in the next Avengers film. Right. But if they
don't, what's great about this is- you could still bring those characters back to do these
shows. Yeah, it's possible that you may have that version of Quicksilver in the announced
Scarlet Witch limited series that they're gonna do on Disney Play. Yeah, maybe. But yeah, I'd
like to see Quicksilver also get his own show. That'd be cool. Also honorable mention to Jace
Crump, who gave the answer Winter Soldier. Oh god, that would be so fantastic. To like follow
him through the years, since the 1940s when he became the Winter Soldier. Yeah, it'd be
like a spy show. Yeah, so fantastic. That would be a great, great time. Also honorable mention
to Jacob Bell who gave the answer the Hulk and he specifically was looking for the planet
Hulk storyline It's probably like his like lost days while he was on Sakaar. Right? Yeah prior
to Thor arriving on that planet I think that would make for some pretty interesting viewing
as well She's gonna see like Hulk's rise through the gladiator ranks Yeah, and you know becoming
a favorite of the Grandmaster and stuff like that. Yeah, that would be so cool Also honorable
mention to Dan Baker who gave the answer of M'Baku who's the leader of the White Gorilla
Clan in the Black Panther movie. I can't see how you could not do a series with him and
see the White Gorilla Clan evolve through the ages until M'Baku became the king and see just
what, kind of like the day-to-day life is there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And our final honorable mention
goes to Ariana Quadra, who actually gave my favorite answer in Adam Warlock, because who
knows if we're gonna get Guardians of the Galaxy 3? And this may be a fantastic opportunity
to see, like, that dangling thread that may never get picked up of Adam Warlock. I'm still
convinced that we are going to get Guardians of the Galaxy 3 because it's the studio has
stated that they're working off of James Gunn's script. They just need to find a director and
I don't think there's a timetable for that. I have a feeling we're going to see Adam Warlock
in the third Guardians of the Galaxy movie. So that's why I didn't pick it for my favorite
answer. That being said, if there's never a Guardians of the Galaxy 3 movie ever made,
then yeah, I would love to see an Adam Warlock movie and see exactly where. You know that
storyline picks up after the after credits scene in Guardians 2. The winner of the no prize
for this week though goes to Adrian Maines who gave the answer of Thanos. He wants to see
a Thanos limited series involving the character taking place prior to the events of Infinity
War and in his early history. Which I think would be fantastic. Like I'd love to see like
Thanos's early days on Titan and the death of the planets and just sort of his rise to power.
Yeah, life as a space pirate and things like that. That would just be utterly fantastic.
He is definitely one of the more like intriguing villains to come out in a superhero film. And
yeah, he's in he's intriguing in terms of, you know, his character and his philosophy and
things like that. We got to know him pretty well in that Infinity War movie, but we didn't
learn much more about his history. So let's see that. Yeah. Congrats to Adrian once again.
And if you, the listener, are interested in winning a dynamic duel, no prize. Keep listening
to the rest of the episode where we'll give this week's question of the week. With that
out of the way, onto the news.
Alright, so the first trailer for the Dark Phoenix film dropped this past week. And, you know,
it wasn't quite the shit show that I thought it was going to be, but it's still not necessarily
what I'm looking for from the X-Men franchise. It doesn't look poorly directed. Like, the
cinematography looks good. Oh yeah, Simon Kimberg actually, he did better than I thought he was
going to do with a lot of these shots. Yeah. The cinematography at times almost looks artful.
throughout the course of this trailer, and that might be the most surprising thing. Yeah, there's
not a lot of special effects in this trailer, but it still looks pretty cool. Yeah. That
being said, I don't know if it looks good. That's true. The trailer starts off, we see young
Jean Grey as she's meeting Professor X, and we see the accident that results in her ending
up an orphan and going to stay at the mansion. Now that deviates slightly from the comics,
as we know, if you listen to our Phoenix versus Raven episode and the comics, Jean Grey, was
present as her best friend died and was hit by a car and telepathically experienced her
friend's emotions as she died. In this case, they kind of made young Jean Grey to be a little
bit more of a sinister character than what I'm used to seeing. Yeah, she's definitely dark.
They definitely put the dark in Dark Phoenix in this film. Yeah, like, I guess the question
I have regarding the character of Jean Grey in this film is, is she actually evil? Because
that's not, that was never the case in the comics. In the comics, we know that she was trapped
underwater and about to die. but a cosmic entity known as the Phoenix Force came down, saved
her, like wrapped her in a cocoon of energy, and then took on her form and pretended to
be her, and was easily corrupted and super powerful. And it wasn't really Jean Grey. It was just
a manifestation of Jean Grey by the cosmic entity known as the Phoenix Force. Right, right, right.
The initial idea that Claremont had when writing the Dark Phoenix storyline was that the Phoenix
was actually Jean Grey reaching her utmost. potential of her mutant powers and it corrupted
her. And then only later on when they wanted to bring her back in the comics was it retconned
that it wasn't her at all. That it wasn't her at all. It was just this manifestation. And
so that original concept that Claremont had for the Dark Phoenix was explored in the X-Men
The Last Stand film. Yeah. Where Jean Grey reached her like her peak power and it corrupted her.
Exactly. So we've seen that side explored. We've seen the story before. Yes. I was hoping that
in this version of the Dark Phoenix story, it would take on the more true-to-the-comics approach.
And that may be the case because we do get some shots in the trailer of them like in outer
space. That's not going to be the case because we have already seen her become the Phoenix
in the last Apocalypse movie. That's true. So it's going to be her. It's not going to be
this cosmic force. She might be empowered through these cosmic rays or something like that in
space. I'm not sure exactly what's going on in that last shot, which actually looks amazing.
All this. fire or radiation or something. Oh yeah, that's the coolest shot in the film for
sure. Like being absorbed into her? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know what's going on there. I mean,
it couldn't be the Phoenix Force going into her, right? Because we've already seen that.
They would have a lot of explaining to do in the apocalypse. Right, because she manifested
the firebird in that last movie. So it's bizarre. I don't even think they know what they're doing.
Speaking of the last movie, where the fuck are those awesome costumes that they had at the
end of that film in this movie? They're back to like their first class costumes. Yeah, it's
kind of like a mixture of their first class costumes and the costumes that they had during
Grant Morrison's run on the comics. I'm super bummed about that. I was really looking forward
to seeing, you know, the early 90s era X-Men costumes like they had in the comics. Like
the Jim Lee costumes. Yeah, those were so cool in the comics and it's just a wasted opportunity.
It's like they wanted to save money or something like that. One thing I've noticed about this
trailer is that like all of the voiceover, like dialogue is like really subdued. Yeah, like
Jessica Chastain's character. Like I know they're like talking in a church, but like she's like
barely getting her voice out of her mouth and the same thing with like Charles later on,
oh my God, you're right. Now that I think about it, like 80% of this dialogue is just above
a whisper. They're like, I can't believe what you did. She's changing into what? And it's
like, the rage. Even when the action is going, it's pretty interesting. Yeah, exactly. Doesn't
get me excited for it. Like, I mean. If they want to get me excited, like, should I have
some? Well, you want them to yell or what? I don't know. I think it may just be the approach
that they took in regards to the editing of this. I think they wanted it to be a slow burn
kind of thing. It's too slow. I'm sure the whole movie won't be like that. We see Jean visit
Magneto on the mutant island of Genosha. Oh, really? Yeah, I'm not sure why she goes to
visit him because he does stay in the trailer. Like, you didn't come here asking for advice.
You came here looking for permission. For what? To be a bad person? It raises a good question.
Permission to do what? Like, what does she want to do? Does she want to be evil? If that case,
I have huge problems with that because that's not the gene that I know. Right. I didn't know
Genosha was in this film. That's pretty cool. It doesn't look like Genosha. That's how you
didn't know it was Genosha. But you see the island and then, you know, she goes onto it
and Magneto's living there with other mutants. It is Genosha. It's just nothing like in the
comics because in the comics, Genosha is this big futuristic kind of mutant haven city. And
it gets destroyed. Yeah, by Sentinels. And yeah, this place looks like a dump, honestly. It
does. They saved some money on that for sure. We get our first look at Jessica Chastain as
this alien person. Still not sure who it is. I guess Simon Kimberg was saying it's an amalgam
of different characters within the Marvel universe. Dumb. I couldn't tell you which characters.
Why don't you just use the characters that you're given? Why do you have to make shit up? Like,
damn it. Exactly, it's kind of hard to tell what kind of role this character is going to
have. she must be pretty important, especially with an actor like Jessica Chastain behind
her. I'm guessing she's the movie's primary antagonist. Yeah. I'm guessing. It seems like
she's trying to manipulate Dark Phoenix in some way, to what end I have no idea. But yeah,
we see Jean Grey pull off some telekinetic feats, like tossing cop cars into the air and knocking
a helicopter over and things like that. And just basically dealing with a lot of stress,
it looks like. Yeah. And everybody's getting mad at Professor X for inhibiting her psychic
abilities at an early age. Right. But, you know, I mean, he did it in the comics, so he didn't
really. do that in the comics so much as he blocked her telepathy completely at an early
age until he felt that she was mature enough basically to use those powers responsibly.
That's why she had just telekinesis for a long time in the comics. So yeah, this whole mental
manipulation thing has precedent, but they seem way more pissed at him here in these movies.
Yeah, like Hank, I'm still so sick of seeing Hank McCoy not as Beast and Mystique not as
Mystique. Right. Not Blue? It sucks, man. It's like, if they don't care enough about these
characters, it really makes me not care. It's like a really big important part of the character.
More so with Beast than Mystique. Well, Mystique is supposed to be mutant and proud. Right.
And Beast, the whole tragedy of the character is that he can't cure himself and that he is
uncomfortable with the creature that he is. So yeah, you're taking away this depth from
these characters that is so vital to who they are. What are these rates going back to Marvel
again? Exactly. Fuck. You know who does look pretty spot-on? Ty Sheridan as Cyclops. I think
as he's kind of aged over the years since he was first cast as Cyclops in these movies,
I think he's kind of grown into a young James Marsden basically, but almost buffer, you know?
He has that confident demeanor about him, I think. I think he's great as the character.
Toward the end of the trailer, Magneto says, you know, I've seen evil and I'm looking at
it now and we see Jean Grey kind of giving off this evil look with these cracks in her face,
really reminiscent of X-Men The Last Stand. Well, we've seen this look in early promotional
photos where like she has fire around her and again the cracks in her skin. So I wasn't surprised
to see that. I am again disappointed that they're going the same route it appears. I don't know,
this whole thing, I feel like they should just not be doing it. They shouldn't. Right. And
you know, the very last shot of the trailer says Dark Phoenix, February 14th. Now the fucking
day after this trailer dropped, they changed the date to June 7th. Why, Fox? Why? What are
they doing? I have no idea. The day after this trailer dropped. It's like, did they not know
that they were planning this release date? And if so, why release the trailer when they did?
Why not just wait a day and make sure that the date is changed? Exactly. It's like they released
it without knowing what they were doing. I'm not sure if this was like a part of the New
York Comic Con. release like it was released just for that or if this is attached to any
kind of film and theaters right now, it might be attached to Venom. I wouldn't be surprised,
but if it is, it's gonna confuse the shit out of everyone. Yeah, they're gonna need to change
the trailer that they sent out to be attached to other films. Yeah. And that wasn't the only
release date that they changed. Fox was originally going to have Alita Battle Angel, which is
a Japanese comic opening alongside Aquaman this December,
I don't know what the fuck that's about either. I mean, it was probably a good idea to move
Alita Battle Angel away from Aquaman and Bumblebee because those both come out that same day and
they're definitely hitting the same target audience. Yeah. But to replace it with a PG-13 version,
or what is allegedly a PG-13 version of Deadpool. Yeah, that's the rumor. Is bonkers in my mind.
Who wants that? The appeal of the Deadpool movies is how crass the character is. If you take
away the R rating, you take away a lot of the appeal of those films and that the characters
bite. And apparently they're shooting some new footage where Deadpool is reading a bedtime
story to Fred Savage, I think. Right. Yeah. Brian Reddell's released some kind of still
of that, like on his Twitter. Yeah. It's in the same vein as The Princess Bride. Exactly.
But is that additional footage enough to warrant going back to the theater to see this? Because
I already have the Super Duper cut and the theatrical cut at home. It's like, yeah, is this like
another film that we have to review? How different is it going to be? I don't know. I guess we'll
have to go. fucking watch it in theaters. Again. Even though I have the movie at home. I'm fucking
watching Aquaman. I don't know what you're doing. I'm gonna watch Aquaman. You go watch Aquaman,
I'll go watch Deadpool because I'd rather see a Marvel movie anyway. What you've already
seen, what you've already paid for several times. Oh God. I don't know what Fox is thinking.
I think they're trying to make as many fuck ups as possible before handing the rights to
these properties over to Disney. What's the cash grab? They don't give a fuck. It's a huge
cash grab. They're trying to cement all of these projects and get as many projects out as they
can, including Gambit. Yeah, including Gambit, which has gotten a new release date. Yet again,
it's going to be released March 13th, 2020, which is so late. It's like I already want
the X-Men to be with Marvel by that time. Right. Exactly. Well, the deal with Disney will go
through at the end of this year, which puts this Gambit film like at the last possible
moment prior to the Disney switch over. So I'm hoping that this film actually gets delayed
yet again, and then just struck off the calendar completely. Especially the way that Simon Kimberg
has been describing the film recently. Like, I think initially they were talking about it
being like, some kind of like, a heist film. But now he's describing it as like a romantic,
sexy comedy. What the hell? I think they may be trying to play into Channing Tatum's strengths
as a comedic actor in that regard, but I mean... That's gonna come through in the character
anyway, because the character of Gambit has a lot of charm. And if you've read any of the
Gambit solo series, there's humor in them as well. You don't have to go all out into the
comedy genre with this film for it to be appealing. I was much more interested in this project
when it was described as a heist film, since Gambit, he's a thief. So that would have been
great. I don't know what this is gonna be. It sounds like it's gonna be like 21 Jump Street
in the X-Men universe. I know, it's gonna get Jonah Hill as like the blob or something like
that. Right? Actually, I might go see that. As like a fan project, that would be just absolutely
fantastic. But as like an official, uh, like canon kind of thing. Yeah, that's not something
I'm too interested in at all. You know what Fox made no mention of? Was New Mutants. That's
true. That's still scheduled to come out next year and I guess that's still the case since
they didn't mention it being moved or anything like that. In the end though, you would have
to think that them moving the X-Men Dark Phoenix from February to June means that they have
more confidence in the film as a summer blockbuster. Well, I heard that they're doing it to reach
a good spot in the Chinese film calendar, at least scheduled, because there was like another
film that it was going up against, a Chinese film, that was gonna give it too much competition.
Okay, yeah, the Chinese market is huge now, so that makes sense to me. But yeah, that one
pretty much does it for all that fox fuckery. I'm so done talking about it. Oh my gosh. Onto
DC news. Mary Elizabeth Winstead has been cast as Huntress and Journey Smollett Bell has been
cast as Black Canary in the Birds of Prey film, which I'm really excited about Mary Elizabeth
Winstead as the Huntress. I think she's gonna make a fantastic Helena Bertinelli. And you
can learn more about the Huntress in our Huntress versus Jessica Jones match. But I think she'll
make a really good mafia princess. Oh yeah, Mary Elizabeth Winstead has been making the
rounds of fan casting for years now. So it's cool to see that she finally got a role as
a superhero. Yeah, what I also like about her is that she's a lead actress, right? If you
look at films like Cloverfield Lane or Scott Pilgrim? She was the female lead for sure.
The Thing. The Thing, there you go. Does she come across as Italian to you? Sure, why not?
She can. Okay, I'm excited about this casting. The other casting, not so much. I have no idea
who Journey Smollett Bell is. She doesn't really look the part, does she? Not necessarily. I
mean, I knew that they were gonna go for a diversity casting with one of these roles. Uh-huh. And
I mean, if you put a blonde wig on her, I'm sure she'll make a perfectly badass Black Canary.
I'm not unhappy with this casting choice. By race-bending the character though, are you
taking the word black and Black Canary and changing its meaning? Because are they gonna think now
that she's called black canary because she's black are people gonna be saying well Why don't
you just call her canary? Why do you why does she have to be black canary because her skin
is black? They better not do that. I hope people understand that this character has existed
For a really long time since the 50s. Yeah, probably around longer than a lot of them have
been alive So there's precedence for her name as black canary, you know, someone's gonna
bring it up if they haven't already but I don't know, I hope people just don't make a big deal
about it. My biggest concern with her is not the color of her skin at all, it's that I'm
afraid she's not lead actress material. Well, Black Canary is like the leader of the Birds
of Prey in the comics. Sort of, I mean, it's either between her or Oracle, but we already
know Oracle isn't in this film, so when it came to this casting, I thought they were going
to go with someone who could really, really hold their own film. A-list actress. Exactly.
And that really has me concerned. I know that this was always going to be Margot Robbie's
show in a way, but I always kind of saw this film as like an introduction to the Birds of
Prey characters, at which point Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn could kind of step away and we
would still have this franchise of the Birds of Prey. But it's like, how does Margot Robbie
exit this franchise after sort of like, you know, seeding it and we're left with these
actresses? I was hoping for more. She might be a standout. Maybe that's why she was cast.
There were auditions. She has to be. Yeah, I mean, there's fierce competition for all of
these roles. Yeah, now I'm wondering if the reason why they did the race spending for the
Black Canary character was because they didn't want two statuesque blondes on the team, and
they wanted to diversify the look a little bit more, which I'm all for. But yeah, you're right
regarding the actresses themselves, because Harley Quinn shouldn't probably stay a permanent
member of the Birds of Prey team. So if they decide to carry this on forward as a franchise,
You have to cast an additional character on the team to take the place of Harley Quinn.
Yeah, who is another strong leading actress. Maybe like maybe it's Oracle. That's my assumption.
Absolutely. Now I'm not so sure where this franchise is going. Harley Quinn may be a part of it
for however many sequels they have for this, if it's a success, which kind of bothers me
because I really wanted her to become a part of Gotham City Sirens. Right. And she's part
of Suicide Squad 2. Exactly. She can't be in everything. Yeah, she can't be a part of the
villain's team and also be part of this group of heroines. Ideally not. It's contradictory.
They set her up as such a villain in Suicide Squad. Yeah, I mean, a compelling one who definitely
could have a redemptive arc, but she can't stay there. Right, that's not the nature of the
character. Not at all, not at all. But this all brings us to our question of the week.
Who would you have cast as Huntress and Black Canary? Post your answers to our Instagram,
Twitter, Facebook, or email us at dyna We'll pick our favorite answer and draw that person
at dynamicduelnoprize that we'll post to social media. Yeah, we're looking for really interesting
fan castings here, it's a lot of fun to think about. Let's move on to the second trailer
we got for The Titans Show. Yeah, what's really interesting about it was that it was a Netflix
trailer. And Netflix was saying, it was like, it's an original show only for Netflix. I was
like, what are you talking about? No, it's not. I mean, I understand that this trailer was
probably meant for international audiences, because in America, this won't be on Netflix.
That we know of. I mean, we don't know that yet, do we? Yeah, we do know that. It's only
been secured for international distribution. Oh. Right. I was assuming that after it ran
its course on the DC Universe streaming app, that it was gonna make its way to Netflix for
everybody else to see it. No, it's only gonna be international. Interesting. Because DC Universe
is not, apparently not going to be, an international product. Okay, gotcha. So they still want to
release this series to international audiences and the way they're going to be able to do
that is through Netflix. Gotcha, gotcha. But it's not a Netflix original, once again. Yeah,
it was a story trailer. Like the first trailer that we got was much more of like a teaser,
kind of giving the vibe of the overall show. But this one delved a lot deeper into the story
that we're going to get. Yeah, absolutely. It starts at a police station when they're examining
Robin like on these screens. I guess it's first appearance in Detroit. Which I'm surprised
they chose the city of Detroit because as far as I know, the Titans have never been based
in Detroit. The Titans tower was in Manhattan, like an island off Manhattan, I believe. Uh
huh. So or at least Bloodhaven, you would think. Yeah, it was surprising. But, you know, we
get better looks at like Dick Grayson's arc as to like why he left Batman and things like
that. And also Ravens. Those two seem to be like the biggest parts of the show. Biggest
characters. Definitely. We also got better looks at Beast Boy's powers in action and Starfires.
Yeah, apparently Beast Boy has to get naked to use his powers, which was revealed a little
bit more in a clip that they released as part of a series of four clips earlier before they
dropped this trailer. But, uh, that, that bothers me to some extent for sure. Um, how does he
do it in the, in the comics? Like, don't, don't worry about it. He doesn't wear clothes when
he becomes an animal. And when he comes out of animal form, he has clothes again. How does
that work? Don't worry about it. It just happens. All right. But no, we see some very like Rosemary's
baby scenario that's played out around Raven and her mom and like this like cult that's
coming after her. This whole thing essentially seems to be the rest of the Titans coming together
to help Raven. Like even Starfire says, I've been looking for you. You know, I'm here to
protect you in the trailer. Yeah. So our first time hearing Starfire speak, she definitely
doesn't come across as this naive kind of alien. She's coming across as Hardened protector kind
of figure. Mm-hmm. I don't know. I'm not sure quite what to make of her yet in the role Mm-hmm,
but everyone else seems to be pretty decent except for I forget the actress's name who
plays Raven I'm still not sold on her. Yeah, she delivers a few of those lines pretty awkwardly
I think it seems so much like younger than everyone else and I know the actress is so that's probably
why yeah Maybe they like try to set up some kind of like romantic flirtation between her
and Beast Boy in this trailer and I couldn't understand what they were saying. It was a
little cringe-worthy. I was like, what are you guys doing? You like each other's hair? Okay,
all right, cool. We did see that Beast Boy's skin only turns green when he's about to transform,
which kind of sucks. That's a budget thing. It is absolutely a budget thing. And it seems
like the only thing he could turn into is a tiger. That's the only thing we see him transform
into in this trailer. Who is the cult of people that are going after Raven? I assume it's some
kind of like Trigon worshipping cult. Like Brother Blood's cult. It's probably exactly what it
is, which is kind of cool that we get to see Brother Blood as an antagonist and definitely,
you know, hearkens back to the comics. But I'm not 100% certain. All in all, that's pretty
much it for the trailer. I think it got me a little bit more excited for the show. I mean,
it debuts pretty soon here at New York Comic-Con. So we're definitely gonna get our first impressions
of it. It was definitely a better trailer than the first one that we got. I agree. There was
no fuck Batman in it. So already a plus. It should have been the first one that they released.
in all honesty, but perhaps they didn't have the effects done in time or whatever. I agree.
Yeah. Speaking of television shows going direct to streaming services starring a group of teenagers,
we got the trailer for the second season of Runaways. Now if you've been listening to this
podcast for a while, you'll know that I was not a fan at all of Runaways season one. I
think they botched the concept of the comic book series in itself and the fact that in
the show they weren't even really Runaways until the very last episode. It was more of just
a high school teen drama with some elements from the comics. However, in the second season,
judging from the looks of this trailer, it looks to be much better. There's a whole lot more
action going on. They're actually using their powers. They're actually runaways this time.
They're actually fighting their parents. It was kind of like a cool showcase overall to
see, like, what each character could do. Right. And it looks like for the second season, they're
releasing all the episodes at once. So while I'm not. Still too terribly excited for the
show because the first season left such a bad taste in my mouth. You know, I'll watch the
second season and if it's good, we will be reviewing it on this podcast early in January sometime
or maybe later in January since there's so much kind of bottlenecks toward the end of this
year. Wait, when is this released? This is being released in December, December 21st actually.
Okay, okay. The same day that Aquaman comes to theaters. Okay, of course. I should have
known. Why did I even have to ask? Damn it. So yeah, we'll be getting our Marvel superhero
action two times that day with both the untitled Deadpool movie and the runaways so dumb So
dumb I should have known I got excited when Daredevil was Magically not gonna be released
on the same day as the DC film, but now this a fucking course. Yep But no, I have to say
that the special effects for the second season look pretty fantastic Yeah, they look better
than the titan show That's for sure. It does. It looks like it has a movie special effects
budget, especially with old lace He looks a lot better in this trailer than he did in season
one I think yeah, and we see Chase use the fistagons and we see Carolina with her powers That looks
that always looked amazing actually that looked pretty good in season one, too But everything
just looks better I guess is what I'm trying to say if you haven't seen the Marvel Runaway
season 2 trailer yet Go ahead and check it out on YouTube. I'm gonna say If you were a fan
of the Runaways comics and haven't seen Runaway season one yet, don't even bother. Like maybe
check out the first episode and then we'll all watch season two together and see what that's
like. Okay, I was gonna ask you, like if we are gonna review this on the show, am I gonna
have to watch the entirety of season one? I would recommend that you don't do that because
you'll be bored out of your fucking mind. Because if you were gonna say yes, I was gonna be like,
uh, hell no. I would recommend seeing the first episode actually because that's that was pretty
much Runaway's issue number one right there Oh really and then from here just assume that
they run away and are dealing with the stuff that they are now in season two Okay, I can
do that. Yeah, so yeah, that's pretty much all I have to say about that trailer and with all
the news out of the way Let's go ahead and get into our duel where we pick clay face versus
venom and see who would actually win in a fight Let's do it
Alright, Clayface versus Venom. Why did we pit these two characters against each other? Well,
because the Venom movie was coming out and you asked me who would be a good match against
Venom. And I've always wanted to see Clayface. A lot of people pit Bane against Venom. To
me, that's not even a match. And a lot of people pit Sandman against Clayface, which I think
is almost too equal of a match. I mean, I feel like that would result in a 50-50 split. So
I feel like this Venom versus Clayface fight has enough variables in it. to actually be
a toss-up, but in a good way. Like I have no idea who's actually gonna win this. Right,
yeah, I have no idea either. And I also think that there's some similarities between Clayface
and Venom that you'll hear in the profile for Clayface. They'll be like, oh yeah, this is
a good match. They both have freaky faces, they both have like fluidic bodies. They can both
shape shift, you know. There's a lot of similarities in the powers, but also enough differences
to make this just interesting enough, I think. Yeah, yeah. Plus I think it's a great kickoff
to the Halloween month. They're both villains. This is sort of our villain episode of the
year. Typically, we reserve that for our Halloween episode, but it's coming a little bit early.
Yeah, because, well, we'll be reviewing Daredevil season two around that time just before Halloween.
So, yeah. Yeah. So if you haven't listened to one of our dual episodes before, the way we
determine the winner is we take each character stats and we run them through a thousand simulations
using a probabilistic model known as the Monte Carlo method, which is used practically in
a lot of different ways, such as through artificial intelligence and risk assessment and stuff
like that. Basically what it does is it randomizes their stats along a bell curve in a standard
deviation. It compares the numbers and the one with the higher numbers over a thousand times
basically is the winner. Right. Yeah, we get a percentage of wins. So it's math. There's
no bias. There's no fan votes. We don't take into account uncharacteristic feats of strength.
It's just base stats based off of the Marvel power rankings, which are official. And we
extrapolate the DC stats from that same criteria. Right. And sometimes we also throw in additional
stats. depending on the match, if we think those attributes are vital to the fight or not. Right.
But before we get into the simulations and the stats and everything like that, we like to
go into the histories of each character and then after that speculate on how we think a
battle scenario between the two characters would actually pan out. So let's go ahead and start
with the history of Clayface because I'm interested in hearing about this because I don't know
too much about the character and he's always been one of I think Batman's more formidable
villains and because he actually has powers, you know? Yeah, yeah. He's definitely an iconic
villain. I remember seeing him for the first time in the comic and just really liking that
villain. He's a really, really interesting villain. But Clayface is actually the name of Batman
super villains used by about 10 different characters in DC Comics. What? Yeah. I thought it was
the actor guy from the animated series. Yeah, except that they used the name of a different
Clayface for that character, the actor character that is Clayface. I'm not sure why. Okay, interesting.
Yeah. So the original Clayface was a Golden Age character named Basil Carlo, created by
Bob Kane in 1940. Carlo was an actor known for playing a disfigured villain named Clayface
in a popular horror film called Dread Castle. It's kind of like Boris Karloff who played,
you know, the mummy in Frankenstein. Yeah, it was partially inspired by him. Okay, but in
the film he wore a grotesque mask for the role and when he found out that the film was being
remade without him, He was driven mad and donning the clay face mask went on a murder spree.
Wow. He killed several actors of the new film's cast until he was stopped by Batman and Robin
and imprisoned in Arkham Asylum. Decades later, a treasure hunter named Matt Hagen discovered
an underground cavern that contained a glowing rainbow colored protoplasm. That was actually
the name of the character in the animated series. Right. So having accidentally fallen into the
pool of the protoplasm, Hagen emerged with a malleable clay-like body and, with effort,
became capable of shaping his body into any person or object he could visualize. The effect
lasted for only about 48 hours, at which point he would regain his normal form until he once
again submerged himself in the protoplasm. Hagen, the new clay face, went on several robberies
before he was captured by Batman, who had discovered Hagen's underground cavern and destroyed it.
Hagen broke out of prison and using a small supply of the protoplasm he had stored before
the cavern was destroyed, he was able to synthesize a lesser version of the protoplasm that gave
him transformative abilities for five hours. This synthetic version, however, took a toll
on his body and he eventually had trouble holding any shape, forcing him to retire. Oh wow. A
start-up scientist named Preston Payne took an interest in Hagen as he was seeking a cure
for his own chronic hyper-pituitaryism, which results in physical deformities. After injecting
himself with an enzyme from Hagen's blood, Payne gained the brief ability to transform his appearance,
though it wasn't long before he began losing control over his form and found that his physical
touch caused others to melt into a blob, a new ability for this new clay face. Payne developed
an exoskeleton containment suit to hold his form. but realized that he needed to touch
and liquefy others in order to somehow transfer his own physical suffering of slowly melting.
His guilt drove him insane, and he hid in a wax museum where he conversed and fell in love
with wax figures before he was found by Batman and treated at Arkham Asylum. Hmm, wow. Now
a woman named Sandra Fuller became the new Clayface after a terrorist cult led by the villain Cobra.
researched and recreated events that created some of Batman's most dangerous rogues. Fuller,
who had hated her own face, agreed to undergo the Clayface procedure, and subsequently gained
the ability to transform her shape without the danger of losing control over her form, nor
the time limit that the now-deceased Matt Hagen suffered from. The original Clayface, the Golden
Age actor Boris Carlo, was not dead, however, and Fuller visited him out of curiosity as
he languished in a prison hospital. Concocting a plan to get revenge on Batman, Carlo recommended
to Fuller that she and Pain join forces to defeat Batman. Fuller broke Pain out of Arkham, and
Carlo injected himself with the blood of both clayfaces to become the ultimate clayface,
with all of their abilities and strengths. The three clayfaces, calling themselves the Mud
Pack, took on Batman. and his team of outsiders, only to fall when Karlo's powers were overloaded
and he became merged with the ground beneath him. Payne and Fuller on the other hand fled
the fight, fell in love while they were on the run, and had a child named Cassius Clay Payne,
who would later grow into a fifth version of the Clayface character. Wait, Cassius Clay,
why does that sound familiar? It's Muhammad Ali's real name. Right. Yeah, that's interesting.
It was a play on words. Huh. when a cataclysmic earthquake struck Gotham City, turning it into
a no-man's land. He emerged now with strong, sharp quartz crystals growing out of him, and
would have defeated Batman too if it hadn't been for Mr. Freeze claiming the right to killing
the Dark Knight and interfering. Karlo eventually teamed up with Poison Ivy to help feed the
remaining people of Gotham during No Man's Land, but he was sunk into the ground once again
after he tried to double cross Ivy. Karlo later emerged as a Wonder Woman foe, after he deduced
that he could absorb some of her power since, at the time, her origin involved her being
fashioned by the Amazons from clay. You can learn more about Wonder Woman in our Wonder
Woman vs. Thor episode. Karlo's plan worked. Actually, he became much stronger, and Wonder
Woman was de-aged to a teenager for a time. Karlo was returned to a standard clay-faced
self when he was tricked into a train car with Wonder Woman. and her sidekick Donna Troy used
the Lasso of Truth to spin the car like a centrifuge, causing Wonder Woman's Clay to separate from
his own. Weird. After unsuccessful stints as a member of the Injustice League and Secret
Society of Supervillains, Karlo felt defeated and disillusioned with the villain lifestyle.
Seeking to reform, Clayface became a valuable ally in Batman's Gotham Knights team during
the post-New 52 slash Rebirth era. of DC Comics, up until his eventual death at the hands of
Batwoman to prevent him from going off on a rampage. So as mentioned earlier, Karlo is
the ultimate Clayface. He can control his shape, size, and density and alter his form to mimic
anyone else, right down to their DNA. He's super strong and durable and has a corrosive touch
that can liquefy and absorb others if he chooses.
to create sentient sections of himself that can bond with other humans, turning them into
clay things with shape-shifting abilities. Like zombies? I was thinking more like symbiotes.
Oh, okay. Well, Venom doesn't really do that. No, well, my clay face in this match won't,
because I'm going with the, probably the most popular clay face, which is Basilcarlo. Okay.
Cool, all right. Well, his power set is actually not too similar to Venom's. except for the
fact that they could both shape shift. But yeah, that was a fairly interesting backstory. A
lot of stuff in there that I had no idea and each Clayface character seemed pretty unique
and interesting on their own. Yeah, yeah. And yeah, they're all kind of tied together. Right.
So yeah, let's go ahead and get into Venom. So Venom's a cool badass character, first and
foremost, I think because of his appearance. My exec and Todd McFarland did a great job
with Venom's design. His monstrous shark-like grin with rows of sharp teeth are the stuff
of nightmares. and his null holds barred violent approach to attacking his enemies, be he a
villain or an anti-hero, is a unique alternative to the more morally grounded superhero fare.
Venom is not bound by any sort of societal principles. He will literally tear your head off and eat
your brain, all in the name of protecting the innocent. And who else does that? I think he
fulfills a particular sci-fi horror niche, the Xenomorph of the Marvel Universe. Oh yeah.
And like the Xenomorphs of the Alien movie franchise, Venom's backstory began on an alien world hatched
from an egg discovered by scientists. These particular scientists were Kree aliens who
studied the hatchlings called Klintar, the alien race that Venom is a part of. Klintar are symbiotic,
fluidic beings that need to attach to other lifeforms for survival, and in exchange grant
their host immense power. As a species, they were created in the universe's infancy by a
primordial deity named Null, as a biological weapon against celestials and their creations,
a way to dominate all other life forms. Kind of like Galactus. I would say that Gnall and
Galactus are allies in that regard. Through the millennia, the Klintar species rebelled
from their creator's goal in an effort to lead a more peaceful existence, though individual
symbiotes can easily become corrupted if their host is malevolent and full of hate. To that
end, the symbiotes try and bond with hosts that are pure of heart. In instances in which members
of the race are corrupted, Those Klyntar are exiled and cut off from the Hivemind. And just
a heads up for the purpose of this backstory, when I say Venom I'm referring to the symbiote
itself and not just his merger with Eddie Brock because in the comics he wasn't referred to
as Venom until that joining. So yeah, Venom is the symbiote in this story. The Kree used
the symbiotes they found to empower their deep cover spies during the Kree-Skrull War. Venom
was attached to and trained with a soldier named Telkar, but lost his first host, when Telkar's
ship crash-landed on an icy planet. Venom then bonded with an alien warrior who used the symbiote
to commit genocide on his ice planet, exposing Venom to hate and rage, corrupting him. After
leaving that host, he managed to unite with some of his Klyntar brethren, though they unfortunately
were also corrupted. Venom, despite all his rage and suffering, was different from his
corrupted siblings in that he desired to bond with and protect his hosts instead of dominating
and eventually draining them. Venom's siblings rebuked him for this and confined his formless
body in a machine-like prison, a contraption that was later incorporated into Battleworld.
Battleworld was an arena-like planet composed of hundreds of other planets by an all-powerful
being called the Beyonder, who pit Marvel heroes in a secret war against villains to see who
would win in a fight of good versus evil. While on Battleworld, Spider-Man came across Venom's
prison, thinking the device would upgrade his damaged costume. Venom was released and bonded
with Spider-Man who was unaware of the symbiote's existence or nature, but did discover that
his new black costume made him much more powerful. After the events of Secret Wars, Venom was
brought to Earth attached to Spider-Man whom he found to be the perfect host as he was pure
of heart. In fact, the symbiote relished in this new bonding and would often control Peter
Parker's body to fight crime while Peter was sleeping. After time, however, Peter grew wary
of his new costume's abilities and seeming aggressive autonomy. and had it examined by Reed Richards
of the Fantastic Four, which revealed Venom's true nature as a sentient alien symbiote who
wished to permanently bond with Spider-Man. Shocked by this revelation, Peter rejected
the symbiote and had it imprisoned in one of Reed's containment modules. Venom escaped,
dejected, and angry, and tried to reunite with Peter by disguising itself as one of his red
and blue suits and forcing itself onto him. Geez. Peter swung to a nearby church whose
large bells rang to sound the hour. The Venom, being a corrupted symbiote, was defective against
powerful sonic waves and fire, and the bell's reverberations weakened Venom into removing
itself from Peter. The symbiote dragged itself to the church's lower levels where it bonded
itself onto Eddie Brock, a ruined investigative journalist who had recently been discredited
by Spider-Man. Eddie was also suffering from terminal cancer and had just been divorced
from his wife after the loss of his job. The two's resentment of Spider-Man transformed
them into the ultimate villain. with Eddie's hatred at the time further corrupting Venom,
who was intent on either killing or reclaiming Peter. They fought several times, resulting
in Eddie being incarcerated and separated from Venom. The symbiote rescued Eddie from prison
and inadvertently left behind an asexually produced offspring that bonded with an imprisoned psychotic
named Cletus Cassidy, who was serving 11 life sentences for murder. The bonded pair became
known as Carnage, who was extremely corrupted and went on a months long killing spree across
New York. Venom and Spider-Man had to join forces temporarily to defeat him using Madison Square
Garden's PA system, as Carnage was also vulnerable to heavy sonic waves. Venom and Spider-Man
formed an uneasy truce as Venom left for Eddie's hometown of San Francisco. There, Eddie tried
to steer Venom's urges for violence toward fighting criminals and protecting a homeless society
living underground. Through this vigilantism, Eddie also sought to feed the symbiotes' hunger
for adrenaline and hormones, such as phenethylamine. which is found in the human brain. Occasionally
Venom would commit acts of cannibalism for nutrients, which horrified Eddie. Venom was later captured
and separated from Eddie by the Life Foundation, an organization bent on ending life on Earth,
except for those who could afford to save themselves through the Foundation's fallout shelter. They
experimented on the symbiote and forced it to produce five offspring, Riot, Lasher, Phage,
Agony, and Scream, all of which were bonded to the Life Foundation's mercenaries. Eddie
was able to re-bond with Venom and defeat the new symbiotes with help from Spider-Man. After
a long time protecting the innocent and feeding the symbiote, Eddie grew too weak to continue
as the host of Venom, and the alien sought out a new one. For a while, it attached itself
to Mac Gargan, aka the Spider-Man villain known as Scorpion. Gargan was defeated, however,
and the symbiote was removed and contained by the US military. They studied it in a new super-soldier
program and granted it to Peter Parker's old classmate, Colonel Flash Thompson. The bonded
pair became known as Agent Venom, though the symbiote was chemically lobotomized most of
the time in an effort for the government to control it. Flash and Venom went into space
as a new member of the Guardians of the Galaxy. While out in the cosmos, the no longer lobotomized
Venom journeyed back to his home planet of Klintar where he was able to rejoin the hive mind and
cleanse himself of his corruption. The symbiote has since returned to Earth, was separated
from Flash by the US military, and found its way back to Eddie Brock. who again uses it
as a vigilante hero. But it's not corrupted anymore. Correct. So would you say he's still
a Spider-Man villain? No, more often than not, recently he's teamed up with Spider-Man than
fought against him. Usually it's other symbiotes that they're fighting against now, nowadays.
Like Carnage? Right, or Venom's clone, or something like that, you know? So as a Klyntar symbiote,
Venom's powers largely depend on the host he possesses, though for this fight, he will be
bonded to his longtime host, Eddie Brock. Venom has a number of innate abilities as well as
the abilities of any superpowered being he bonds with. Venom's fluidic biomass can extend tentacles
and tendrils, or form into more hardened shapes such as spikes, blades, and hammers. He can
also shapeshift to render different outer appearances and even blend into his surroundings like a
chameleon. Since Venom preferred Spider-Man's power set when he was bonded to him, Venom
has copied that genetic code and carried forward those powers onto his subsequent hosts like
Eddie. This includes lifting strength. of around 25 tons, which is actually superior to Spider-Man's.
Wall crawling and web shooting, though he doesn't actually shoot web fluid, it's just thin strands
of his own mass. Venom is incredibly durable, able to resist gunfire on his own, and resist
even greater impacts when shifting his mass to thick and vulnerable areas. He's taken blows
from Juggernaut before. Venom physically and telepathically bonds with Eddie to provide
a 360 degree view for instant danger notifications, kind of like Spider-Sense. And if Eddie does
get lethally injured, Venom grants an accelerated healing factor, so powerful that it actually
staved off Eddie's cancer for a long time. And that's him. Wait, so Venom can change color?
Yes, he can, yeah. I didn't know that. Why didn't I, I feel like I should've known that. I guess
he did in the cartoon. Yeah, he's able to change his outward appearance for like different clothing
looks, and everything like that. He can almost turn invisible, practically. Well, Clayface
can change color as well, and like, you know, turn his arms into weapons and all kinds of
stuff. But can he turn invisible, like Venom? Invisible ish. Yeah, you could just turn it
into the ground and then and then what are you gonna do? Okay, damn it, but just to recap
Venom's Weaknesses are fire and sonic waves, right? But he actually expunged those weaknesses
when he was cleansed by the Clintar because the pure Symbiotes don't have those weaknesses
Okay. Yeah, and Clayface's weakness really is being frozen. Really? Yeah, okay. I don't think
any of those things will come into play in this speculation. I don't think so. I mean, I don't
know. We'll see how it goes. Okay. Yeah. I'm not saying Venom can freeze somebody, but I'm
not entirely sure that Clayface can't produce fire through like Flint or produce a large,
you know, sound reverberations or something like that. Oh, I didn't think about that. Hmm.
I think the biggest disadvantage that Venom has going into this is that he actually has
a host body. Right. Whereas Clayface. If you put a stake through him, there's nothing there.
Yeah, he can't be impaled, Clayface, because his entire body is clay. So he could go essentially
intangible, whereas Venom can't. However, Venom has some tricks up his sleeve that I think
Clayface does not. Okay. All right, so let's get into this. So the rules that we set up
for this speculative scenario are that the characters start about 50 yards apart from each other.
They don't know anything about each other than that the other are threats and they need to
be taken down. And the final rule that we set up is that they fight in a non-environment
location or a location in which the environment does not play any factor into the battle itself.
Right, because we don't take stats for the environment. We don't take that into account because it's
too variable and different characters can win in certain environments and not in others.
Right, this fight were taking place in the Arctic Tundra or whatever Venom would easily win.
Right, because it's too cold for Clayface. Exactly. So we just cancel that out as a factor completely
and just say, No environment for the fight. All right, so let's go ahead and get this started.
They start off 50 yards apart, who goes first? Well, actually, I think I'm gonna start this
one off. I think Vanim's gonna go first just because he has this kind of wild, bloodthirsty
nature to him, although it's not quite as bloodthirsty anymore, but he's very aggressive. So he's
gonna start charging Starling with his tongue whipping about toward a clay face in an effort
to just pounce on him. Okay. Which he does. Venom pounces on Clayface? Yes. Well that was
a huge mistake. Okay, so Clayface just like envelops Venom and just like constructs his
body into like a hard spherical kind of like shell that just contains him. He's gonna suffocate
him. Well, okay, so Clayface's body, he's made of individual particles, right? Because the
symbiote suit can actually filter oxygen to its host in unbreathable environments such
as space and underwater. So- How, what? So it basically pulls whatever oxygen is available
between the grains of sand that clay face is made out of and filters it to Eddie Brock Okay,
at least for a duration long enough for venom to be able to escape which he does so by just
punching outward He's super strong. He's you know, he can lift 25 tons. I think he's stronger
than clay face Oh, he starts breaking him apart basically. Clay face is pretty strong and he's
also pretty durable, but he could only get as durable as you know, like brick which I know
venom is strong enough to punch through So yeah, it doesn't surprise me that he breaks out of
this. Yeah, so yeah, he's punching out, he cracks this sphere that Clayface created and just
basically leaps out. And at that point, Clayface starts deforming from this sphere into like
this pile of goo and Venom coats the goo pile with his symbiotic webbing. Like tendrils?
It's fibers, basically, fibers of the symbiote mass that ensnare it, like a really strong
net. Okay, well, I mean, that doesn't really do anything because he can't like... wrap up
the bottom of Clayface, because that's already touching the floor. So Clayface could like
expand his size. So basically he just like grows and just like tosses it to the side. Clayface
can also squeeze through the holes and the netting. Yeah, he could absolutely do that as well.
Yeah. And that's when Clayface creates like a huge like hammer fist and just swings his
like really rubber-like arm just towards Venom and just knocks his hammer right into the side
of him. Real hard. So right before the hammer hits Venom, Venom shifts his biomass. over
to the side and creates kind of like a shield to protect himself from the hammer. So it just
primarily hits that thick biomass shield and doesn't really hurt Venom too much. It probably
sends him flying because of the impact, but it doesn't hurt him because the impact is mostly
absorbed. So at that point Venom creates a huge scythe with his arm and he slices Clayface's
hammer arm in half. So Clayface doesn't have the hammer arm anymore. So yeah, that puddle
of clay just falls to the ground. quickly moves to the rest of his body. So he's whole again.
And as the pile of clay that was the hammer is going back to the main body of Clayface,
Venom creates his own hammer fist and takes it right towards Clayface's face and smashes
it in. Okay, so Clayface's face gets smashed in, but like his face just like wraps around
the hammer. And then Clayface just like rolls up Venom's arm like a sleeve thing, and then
travels right up there. It gets right up close to him. And then like creates like a sharp
blade out of his hand and just drives it right into venom. Oh shit Okay, so venom screams
out in agony and he breaks this spike that clay face created to impale him and leaps backward
And he pulls the spike out of him and venom is able to actually heal Eddie Brock with his
healing factor But Clay face knows that there's a human core to him now So he's gonna be going
for that for that human core. So he's gonna be going with the bladed stuff now. Yeah Well
Venom could play that game too, he shoots out these little tiny barbed projectiles that like
stick into Clayface and actually do jack shit. That's when Clayface just like absorbs them,
then he fires them right back out at Venom. Actually Venom could do the same thing. Like
there have been moments where like he's been shot at with bullets, and he like absorbs the
bullets through his flesh, and then like spits them back out at the guy that shot at him.
Clayface has done like that exact same thing as well. Really? Yeah. Well, so okay so...
Clayface shoots these symbiotic barbs back at Venom and Venom just stands there and the barbs
reabsorb back into his body. Okay so Clayface's goal is to get to Eddie Brock and touch him
with his corrosive touch. Okay. So basically that's what he's gonna try and do. He's gonna
turn his hand to a sharp object again, just a point, and just drive it once again into
Venom. But once he reaches Eddie Brock, he touches him and it corrodes him. Except as Clayface
is reaching for Venom, Venom uses his super agility to... evade being touched by the spike
and what he does is he creates these two huge axe blades with his hands and He closes the
distance to clay face and he swipes across Cutting clay face into three separate parts that fall
to the ground Okay, and as clay face his body is reforming That's when venom takes the opportunity
to detach itself from Eddie Brock and assimilate clay face as a venom clay face What yes, I
don't think you could do that. Yeah, he can do that How is Clayface a sentient life form?
Yeah. Well then he can be assimilated by the symbiote. Holy shit. So Venom assimilates Clayface
and he's able to telepathically connect to Clayface's brain and tries to shut him down. Okay. I think
Clayface, he's powerful enough and maneuverable enough. I mean he himself is a liquid form.
It's like trying to mix like oil and water. So I think he could escape the symbiote. Like,
what is it gonna fuse to? His spine? What does it fuse to? There's nothing to fuse to. Like,
Clayface doesn't have a brain? Is that what you're saying? It's- He has a brain, but it's-
it's malleable. Gotcha. Well, I don't know! Okay, here's what happens. Okay. As Venom was
trying to assimilate Clayface, Clayface realized what this thing is, that it's like a parasite,
and learns all of its weaknesses. But then he escapes! Because Venom can't assimilate Clayface's
form. Okay. So now he knows that he's weak to sound. But I already told you that he's not
that weak. If anything, he's more weak to fire than he is sound over the years. Okay, so as
the Venom symbiote was making its way back to the helpless Eddie, Clayface turns his fists
into flint rocks and he bangs them together and starts creating sparks. And then creates
an eventual- The sparks aren't gonna set anything on fire if there's no Tinder. You're just creating
sparks, right? He sets Eddie's hair on fire. I don't know. So Eddie Brock is running around
screaming because his hair's on fire. He stops to drop some rolls, puts the fire out, and
then he's Venom again. This is almost a more impossible fight than I could have imagined
just because I completely forgot that Clayface is intangible and that he doesn't have a human
body within all the clay. And he's like completely intangible, like you can't just move through
a wall. Right. But like, he is like, things can move through him. Exactly, exactly. Gotcha.
Well, do you want to take this to the stats? Yes, I'm very curious. Alright, let's see who
officially wins this fight between Clayface and Menom.
And we're back. Not too many surprises here, we found as we were combing through the stats
and extrapolating Clayface's stats. Yeah, I guess the largest surprise for me personally
was just how durable and evasive Clayface is. You know, he's nearly indestructible. Right.
Nearly. He does have like the weakness of cold, you know, but we said there wouldn't play a
huge factor within this fight. No, and in terms of evasiveness, he is basically intangible,
but he's also not difficult to hit because he knows he's intangible. Because he knows that
most physical attacks aren't gonna even hurt him. Right. Everything just kind of goes through
him. Right. So he's elastic, but he's intangible, but he's also extremely dense. So he has a
lot going for him. When he wants to be, yeah. Yeah, he has a lot going for him defensively.
Exactly. And offensively, too. He has a lot of damage potential. Attacks from him are basically
like getting a boulder dropped on you. Right. What he's lacking in, compared to Venom, at
least, is fighting skill and strength. And strength. Yeah, Venom's stronger than Clayface. Not much
stronger. Yeah, there's not a huge gap there, but there were only just a few disparities
between these two characters. For the most part, I think it was a pretty good match because,
yeah, a lot of this was similar. Yeah. Because they're both defensive powerhouses with strong
offensive capabilities. Yeah, for sure. And they're just so malleable that it's just impossible
to come up with a scenario. So we're gonna let the stats determine the winner for us. So the
winner between Clayface and Venom is... Venom. Ugh. Out of a thousand matches, Venom won 594%
of them. So you know, it was fairly close. That's close. I thought it would be closer. Oh, you
did? I thought it would actually be further apart. Really? Yeah. It's essentially like
60%. Yeah, pretty close to that. Clayface only won 40.6 of the matches. So 406 out of a thousand.
Ugh. So good match, good match. You know, yeah. I'm happy with the results of this one. It's
been a while, I feel like, since. I've won one, so. So put this on the scorecard for Marvel.
Congrats to Venom, I guess. I mean, he has his new film coming out. Wonder when they're gonna
make the Clayface film. They're never gonna make a Clayface film. You know why? Because
they're not greedy. That's why. You know why? Because Clayface sucks. Nope. Just like the
rest of DC. What? The only Batman villain that could get their own movie is Joker. What makes
me think Spider-Man's gonna get any more villain movies? Oh, I don't know, actually. This might
probably be the only villain movie that's made of my hands. Oh wait, I guess they are making
a Kraven movie, never mind. Well, no, there's a Morpheus movie in the works too. So there
you go. Although I guess there is a Gotham City Sirens movie in the works or is that canceled?
I don't know. Who knows? Who knows anymore? So that does it for this episode. Congrats
to Venom for kicking the utter shit out of Clayface. And jokes on you, Clayface doesn't shit. Let
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