1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:28,600 This is a DynaMic Network Podcast. Hi, welcome to the DynaMic Duel Podcast, where we review 2 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:33,820 superhero films and debate the superiority between Marvel and DC by comparing their 3 00:00:33,820 --> 00:00:39,980 characters in stat-based battle simulations. I'm Johnny DC. And I'm his twin brother Marvelous 4 00:00:39,980 --> 00:00:47,120 Joe. And welcome to the episode of all episodes, the one where we finally determine which universe 5 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:53,300 would win against the other. DC vs Marvel. It's our penultimate episode. That's right, there's only 6 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:58,760 one more episode after this one. Jonathan, this is our last duel. How do you feel about that? It's 7 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:04,220 pretty bittersweet. I'm not going to lie, but I'm also super stoked just for you to find out how bad 8 00:01:04,220 --> 00:01:10,280 Marvel would actually lose in a battle with DC. Well, to be fair, this isn't the entire Marvel 9 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:17,400 Universe against the entire DC Universe. This is 12 of its top main characters against DC's 12 top 10 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:24,160 main characters. Right, we're in 2026 now, and this is the 30th anniversary of the DC vs Marvel 11 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:30,720 four-part comic mini series that came out in 1996. That was highly influential to us growing up. And 12 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:36,960 to honor that, we're kind of taking the same approach with this final duel. Joseph and I are 13 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:42,680 brothers, just like the red and blue brothers from that mini series. We've picked 12 champions from 14 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:47,380 each of our respective worlds, and we're going to pit them against each other full force. It is going 15 00:01:47,380 --> 00:01:53,300 to be the team duel to end all team duels. Really excited to share with you guys who I've picked for 16 00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:57,540 my 12-person roster. Before we get into the duel, though, we're going to break down the latest comic 17 00:01:57,540 --> 00:02:02,480 book movie news to come out over the past few weeks, including the Avengers Doomsday teasers, at 18 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:07,800 least the first three. And the news that Sebastian Stan and Scarlett Johansson have joined the cast 19 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:12,900 of the Batman part two. As always, we list our segment times in our episode description, so feel 20 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:17,740 free to check out the show notes if you want to skip ahead to a particular topic. Our artificially 21 00:02:17,740 --> 00:02:24,780 intelligent duel simulator, AJ9K, has a quick message for our listeners, so listen up. Hello, 22 00:02:24,780 --> 00:02:30,360 these are the final episodes of Dynamic duels Weekly podcast, leading up to our grand finale on 23 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:36,240 January 20th. We hope you've enjoyed the past 10 years of Marvel and DC duels and reviews, and we'd 24 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:41,500 love for you to stick with us as we count down these last episodes. We're inviting you, the listener, 25 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:46,120 to help us close out the show by visiting dynamicduel.com over the next few weeks and 26 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:50,340 clicking the red microphone button in the bottom right corner to leave us a voicemail that we'll 27 00:02:50,340 --> 00:02:55,740 play during the final episode. Tell us what first got you into DC or Marvel, how long you've been 28 00:02:55,740 --> 00:03:00,340 listening, a favorite episode or moment, or anything else you want to share about what the 29 00:03:00,340 --> 00:03:05,940 podcast has meant to you. Your messages will be aired and responded to on the January 20th finale. 30 00:03:05,940 --> 00:03:11,840 Again, head to dynamicduel.com and leave your final message. We would love to hear from you. Pip 31 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:17,740 pip cheerio. Thanks AJ9K and thanks to everyone who takes the time to call in and leave a voicemail. 32 00:03:17,740 --> 00:03:23,540 Guys, this is your last chance to leave a voicemail to ever be featured in the show. So be sure to do 33 00:03:23,540 --> 00:03:29,160 that. Thank you so much to those who do. Yeah, you guys have until tomorrow, January 14th, the day 34 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:33,800 after this episode drops to call in, you know, let us know how long you've been listening, your 35 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:37,540 favorite episode or moment, anything else that you want to share about what the podcast has meant 36 00:03:37,540 --> 00:03:41,620 to you over the past 10 years. Be sure to tune into the other shows on the DynaMic Podcast Network 37 00:03:41,620 --> 00:03:46,120 this week, guys, including Konsole Kombat, where they discuss video game battles, max 38 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:50,300 destruction, where they discuss movie and TV character battles, and Senjoh World, where they 39 00:03:50,300 --> 00:03:55,660 discuss anime character battles. Visit dynamicpodcasts.com or click the link in our show 40 00:03:55,660 --> 00:04:00,620 notes to listen to all the shows in the DynaMic Podcast Network. But with that out of the way for 41 00:04:00,620 --> 00:04:11,400 the final time, on to the news. Right over the past few weeks, we've gotten teaser trailers for the 42 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:17,760 upcoming Avengers Doomsday movie that's going to be coming out in December of 2026. Now, allegedly, 43 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:23,000 the short little teasers, which are only like 30 seconds long, will be leading up to a more official 44 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:27,460 teaser, but I'm not sure when that's going to happen. I was actually kind of hoping that Marvel 45 00:04:27,460 --> 00:04:31,260 would drop that before the show ended, because I would love to talk about it. Looks like that's not 46 00:04:31,260 --> 00:04:35,760 going to happen. They might be saving the longer teaser for maybe the Super Bowl or something. But 47 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:40,480 there have been three of these trailers released so far, officially a fourth one was leaked, but I 48 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:44,860 don't necessarily want to discuss that one in case anybody hasn't seen it. But the first 30 second 49 00:04:44,860 --> 00:04:50,640 teaser was with Steve Rogers. The big huge reveal there was that Chris Evans is returning as Steve 50 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:55,880 Rogers in Avengers Doomsday. That was pretty huge news because he wasn't revealed on that chair 51 00:04:55,880 --> 00:05:00,740 promo where they revealed all the cast member names that were going to be within the movie. So 52 00:05:00,740 --> 00:05:05,260 that was pretty cool. Turns out he has a kid with Peggy. I don't know if that's going to be James 53 00:05:05,260 --> 00:05:10,800 Rogers, who was the character that was in that Marvel Next animated movie. I think that's the 54 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:15,420 most likely candidate for who that baby is going to be. Yeah, you figure he would have to have been born 55 00:05:15,420 --> 00:05:20,820 around the middle of the 20th century, right? That's true, actually. I didn't even think about 56 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:26,200 that. He likely would have been born around the 1950s, 1960s at the latest. So yeah, he's going to 57 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:31,660 be substantially older by the time the events of Avengers Doomsday takes place. If they even show 58 00:05:31,660 --> 00:05:36,180 him in the current timeline, right? Like Steve Rogers might be plucked out of the timeline where 59 00:05:36,180 --> 00:05:40,480 his kid was born and he doesn't get to see him anymore or something like that. Who knows? The 60 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:47,700 second 30 second teaser that we got involved Thor, who prays to his father Odin for the strengths to 61 00:05:47,700 --> 00:05:54,040 fight for his daughter, Love. As much as I don't love the character of Love because the movie Love 62 00:05:54,040 --> 00:06:00,540 and Thunder sucked, it is really, really nice to get a more serious Thor back on the screen. A mature 63 00:06:00,540 --> 00:06:05,700 Thor, which is wild because the Thor movies have gotten pretty wacky and almost crude with the 64 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:11,140 humor. So it's definitely a different take that the Russo's have on the character from what we've 65 00:06:11,140 --> 00:06:17,000 seen in his solo films recently. For sure. Yeah. Big breath of fresh air right there. The third 66 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:22,280 teaser is probably the one that actually got me excited because it showcased the return of the 67 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:30,260 X-Men. We see an elderly Magneto and Professor X playing chess in the dilapidated X mansion. At the 68 00:06:30,260 --> 00:06:37,700 end, though, we see James Marsden as Cyclops going full on 90s Cyclops X-Men. It's glorious. He's 69 00:06:37,700 --> 00:06:42,600 shooting an optic blast to the sky. Everything's red. I'm pumped that they're finally doing 70 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:49,600 Cyclops justice on the big screen. And to add to that, it's James Marsden in the role who was really 71 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:54,160 given the short end of the stick in the previous X-Men franchise. Good for him. The character is 72 00:06:54,160 --> 00:07:00,100 getting his due and the actor is. Totally shows how awesome it is to have Marvel properties with 73 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:05,020 Marvel Studios and that having some other studios try and figure out the characters. Exactly. 74 00:07:05,020 --> 00:07:09,480 Exactly. In addition to the next leaked teaser that's come out, I think we're going to get one 75 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:14,380 other teaser allegedly with Doctor Doom. But who knows, you know, the Internet has tons of rumors 76 00:07:14,380 --> 00:07:20,180 these days. AI doesn't help because I've seen like four different AI teasers of the leaked one that we 77 00:07:20,180 --> 00:07:26,260 don't want to spoil. Just trying to find the actual footage. It's bullshit. I'm getting major legacy 78 00:07:26,260 --> 00:07:32,080 vibes from all of these teasers that we've seen with Captain America's son, with Thor's 79 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:37,760 daughter. Yeah, for as final as Avengers Endgame felt, this Avengers Doomsday movie seems even 80 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:44,960 more like the lid on an era after Secret War. Which thank goodness, because everything pretty much 81 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:51,220 after Endgame feels like it hasn't really been connected in a satisfying way. So if they can sort 82 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:56,760 of officially pass on the baton in a way that they weren't able to earlier, I think that'll go a long 83 00:07:56,760 --> 00:08:02,100 way in mending relationships with a lot of fans. For sure. Yeah, just tie everything back together 84 00:08:02,100 --> 00:08:07,940 again. Can't wait for the movie to come out this December. We will be reviewing it. In DC News, we 85 00:08:07,940 --> 00:08:13,600 learned that Sebastian Stan and Scarlett Johansson have been cast in the Batman Part Two 86 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:18,200 directed by Matt Reeves and starring Robert Pattinson. Now, it's been confirmed that 87 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:25,560 Sebastian Stan is playing Harvey Dent, a.k .a. potentially Two Face, though we are not yet sure 88 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:31,180 who Scarlett Johansson is playing. The current rumors are that she will be playing Gilda Dent, who 89 00:08:31,180 --> 00:08:36,980 played a major role in the long Halloween comic book series by Jeff Lowe and Tim Sayle, which I did 90 00:08:36,980 --> 00:08:43,720 not see coming. We've seen Harvey Dent a lot in a lot of media. So I didn't think they were going to go 91 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:49,540 that route. But the fact that they cast Sebastian Stan opposite Robert Pattinson, I think is a 92 00:08:49,540 --> 00:08:54,160 really solid choice. So when you say that we've seen Two Face and a lot of media, are you referring 93 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:59,500 to like Joker, Folie a Deux? I'm talking about basically every single Batman onscreen 94 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:05,260 franchise from the Tim Burton films to the Schumacher films to the Nolan films. He's pretty 95 00:09:05,260 --> 00:09:11,280 much been everywhere. So I'm not sure how they would do him in a new kind of way. But again, if 96 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:16,660 you're going to do it, yeah, cast Sebastian Stan. No, I'm sorry. I don't accept this because 97 00:09:16,660 --> 00:09:22,500 Sebastian Stan is the winter soldier and he always will be. And Scarlett Johansson will always be 98 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:28,440 Black Widow. So keep your hands off shit that you can't have DC. Now, Scarlett Johansson is 99 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:34,180 definitely not a Black Widow anymore. But Sebastian Stan just freaking played Bucky in the 100 00:09:34,180 --> 00:09:38,160 Thunderbolts film. He's still the winter soldier. So the fact that he's playing double duty 101 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:44,920 might be a little confusing. But the fact that the Batman Matt Reeves universe does not take place in 102 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:52,320 the DCU helps a little bit. Maybe maybe Bucky dies in Avengers Doomsday. Good. What? Yeah, I hope he 103 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:58,400 does. Oh, you're such a piece of shit. Now, rumors are, like you said, that Scarlett Johansson is 104 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:02,860 playing Harvey Dent's wife, but she only had relevance within the Long Halloween storyline in 105 00:10:02,860 --> 00:10:07,740 the comic books. But the first The Batman Movie was already heavily influenced by the Long 106 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:12,740 Halloween. The Long Halloween is one of the best Batman comics. I'm not surprised that it 107 00:10:12,740 --> 00:10:18,600 continues to be a wellspring from which movie creatives continue to draw from. I'm wondering if 108 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:25,640 this will be the story of Harvey Dent becoming two face or they're just including him here as a way to 109 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:30,340 build up something that could be paid off, maybe in a third film. The rumors are that part two will 110 00:10:30,340 --> 00:10:36,960 focus heavily on Arkham Asylum. So my suspicion is that Gilda will play into that somehow, which is 111 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:42,860 probably why insiders are saying her role is a major one within the film. And here I was hoping for 112 00:10:42,860 --> 00:10:47,400 Mr. Freeze. What was I thinking? Hey, I'm eager to see anything from the Matt Reeves Batman 113 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:53,000 universe. Sign me up. Yeah, if the Penguin showed us anything, it's that there's a lot to explore 114 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:57,840 here and it's all really fucking good. Now, it'll be a while before we actually see the film. It's not 115 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:04,660 scheduled to come out until October 2027. So we have over a year and a half to go. I'm sure it's going 116 00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:10,760 to feel really long until then, but I'm sure it'll be worth the wait more than Avengers Doomsday for 117 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:16,120 sure. People have been waiting way longer for this Avengers sequel than they have for the Batman 118 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:29,140 sequel. So sorry, but you're done. I said what I said. But now let's get to the Duel matchup 10 years 119 00:11:29,140 --> 00:11:53,880 on the making and find out who is going to win in a 12 versus 12 matchup of DC versus Marvel. OK, guys, DC 120 00:11:53,880 --> 00:12:02,020 versus Marvel. It was a four part mini series that both comic publishers released in 1996. Joseph 121 00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:08,720 and I collected it. We had the poster for it. We were all about it. For the longest time, it was like the 122 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:15,620 de facto DC versus Marvel event in comics up until J. L. A. Avengers. And really, those are the big 123 00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:20,660 two. Yeah, at least when it comes to like universe wide events, not just individual character 124 00:12:20,660 --> 00:12:27,900 crossovers. Now, we loved that story because it was so ambitious in the world building created 125 00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:33,280 with the two brothers and the Amalgam universe, where DC and Marvel characters were merged and 126 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:38,780 everything that came from that. We even named our awards show that we do at the end of every year after 127 00:12:38,780 --> 00:12:44,900 the brothers that represent the DC and Marvel universes from this mini series in which each 128 00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:50,240 brother chose champions, essentially the most popular characters at the time to pay against each 129 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:55,740 other to decide which universe lived and which universe died. And those matches were Superman 130 00:12:55,740 --> 00:13:01,880 versus Hulk, Batman versus Captain America, Wonder Woman versus Storm, Green Lantern versus 131 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:07,560 Silver Surfer, Flash versus Quicksilver, Aquaman versus Namor the Submariner, Shazam 132 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:16,020 versus Thor, Catwoman versus Electra, Superboy versus Spider-Man, Lobo versus Wolverine and 133 00:13:16,020 --> 00:13:22,120 Robin versus Jubilee. Yes, some questionable matchups there. Also some questionable results 134 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:26,940 due to the fact that about half of those matchups were voted on by readers. So it was kind of a 135 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:31,820 popularity contest, which is not how things are supposed to be done. As you know, on our podcast, we 136 00:13:31,820 --> 00:13:36,900 use character stats to run simulations to find out who would actually win. And today we are going to 137 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:43,420 set the record straight 30 years after the comic debuted as to who would have actually won in those 138 00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:48,020 matches. Yeah, we're going to reveal some of the results now because the other ones still pertain 139 00:13:48,020 --> 00:13:53,660 to our current matchup and we'll keep those a surprise for the end of the show. First to explain 140 00:13:53,660 --> 00:13:59,200 the methodology behind our duels, let's go to our sentient Duel simulator, Alfred Jarvis 9000. 141 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:04,500 AJ9K tell our listeners how you go about determining a winner in our Duel matchups. Yes, of 142 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:09,560 course, sir. The way I determine a winner between the two teams is by running 1000 Monte Carlo 143 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:14,800 simulations between every character on each team using their statistics. A Monte Carlo simulation 144 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:20,480 is a probabilistic model used to determine outcomes through random sampling. In this case, I 145 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:24,700 randomize the statistics along a normal distribution as a way to simulate the many 146 00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:29,680 variables that can occur during battle. The stat parameters are based on the official Marvel power 147 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:34,960 grid from which the DC characters statistics are extrapolated. Additional stat categories are 148 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:40,500 included such as range, damage potential, versatility and perception in order to create a 149 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:45,840 more detailed and accurate simulation. The results of the 49000 simulations provide a 150 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:50,860 percentage of wins for each character on both teams. The team with the higher average win rate is 151 00:14:50,860 --> 00:14:55,180 declared the victor as they have a higher probability to win any given battle. In an 152 00:14:55,180 --> 00:15:00,440 equitable pairing, neither team should win 100% of the matches. The comic book stories have shown 153 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:04,820 that there's even a way for Batman to defeat Superman. So the confidence rate of my method 154 00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:08,860 falls in line with the precedents that have been established in the source material. My 155 00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:13,460 mathematical simulations are without subjectivity or bias. Feats are not the sole 156 00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:20,400 consideration, nor are fan votes tabulated for determination of the winner. Thanks, AJ9K. Yeah, 157 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:25,980 let's kick things off with probably the most confusing matchup to me from the 90s miniseries, 158 00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:32,260 Spider-Man vs. Superboy. Now, I understand that at the time, Spider-Man's clone saga was going on, 159 00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:38,100 so they wanted to pit a clone against a clone. But of all the clones you could have chosen, Superboy was 160 00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:45,060 by far the weirdest. Now, in the comic, Spider-Man beat Superboy. But according to our results, 161 00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:52,820 Superboy would actually beat Spider-Man. 59.5% of the time compared to Spider-Man's win rate of 162 00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:59,280 40.5%. Yeah, no surprise there. That's a weird matchup. In the Aquaman vs. Namor the Submariner 163 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:04,400 matchup, they actually got that result right. Aquaman would defeat Namor as we actually have 164 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:10,220 previously confirmed in an earlier episode of Dynamic Duel Aquaman vs. the Submariner. Aquaman 165 00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:18,360 wins 60.7% of the time. We also confirmed that Flash would defeat Quicksilver 76.9% of the time. 166 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:24,620 But in a matchup we haven't done, Lobo vs. Wolverine, it looks like they got it wrong. Lobo 167 00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:33,500 would actually stomp Wolverine 82.1% of the time compared to Wolverine's win rate of 17.9%. How 168 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:39,780 does that feel, Joseph? Unsurprising. It was a bad matchup. Also a bad matchup, Wonder Woman vs. 169 00:16:39,780 --> 00:16:45,220 Storm. Wonder Woman actually beat Storm not the other way around as it happened in the comic. 170 00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:53,300 Wonder Woman has a win rate of 63.9% compared to Storm with the win rate of 36.1%. In the matchup 171 00:16:53,300 --> 00:17:00,700 between Silver Surfer and Green Lantern, Silver Surfer won in the comic and that's accurate. He's a 172 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:09,700 stat powerhouse who wins 67.8% of the time compared to Green Lantern's 32.2% win rate. In the 173 00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:14,640 comic, Electra defeated Catwoman, which we determined would actually be the case with a win 174 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:23,260 rate of 67.7% compared to Catwoman's 32.3%. And for the final result that we'll give from the 175 00:17:23,260 --> 00:17:30,500 miniseries, Robin vs. Jubilee, they had that one correct as well. Robin wins 75.2% of the time 176 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:38,040 compared to Jubilee's win rate of 24.8%. In the comic, Marvel actually won a majority of the 177 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:43,160 matches, but it looks like statistically that would not have been the case. Yeah, DC would have 178 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:46,940 won a majority of those matches. They just didn't have a good pairings at the time for those 179 00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:52,420 characters. I think we chose better pairings for this particular Duel matchup. So forget that 30 180 00:17:52,420 --> 00:17:57,140 year old miniseries. Let's talk about who the brothers should have actually chose. Superman 181 00:17:57,140 --> 00:18:02,900 and the Hulk, Batman and Captain America, Wonder Woman and Captain Marvel, Green Lantern and 182 00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:10,120 Scarlet Witch, the Flash and Spider-Man, Aquaman and Black Panther, Blue Beetle and Iron Man, 183 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:16,480 Shazam and Thor, Hawkgirl and Wolverine, John Constantine and Doctor Strange, Green Arrow and 184 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:22,860 Daredevil, and finally Harley Quinn and Deadpool. That is how you do a versus roster for 185 00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:29,960 both sides. Now, these are all matches that we have not done in prior episodes. So we have no idea who is 186 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:36,340 going to win yet. The rosters we chose were decided upon with help from our executive producers. From 187 00:18:36,340 --> 00:18:41,560 a long list of characters on potential matches, we thought these ones were the most interesting with 188 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:47,300 the best respect of rosters from each universe. Now let's speculate on how one of the thousands of 189 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:51,820 simulated matches will go. Again, the winners determined by simulations, not our speculation, 190 00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:56,060 but it's fun to imagine how the fight could play out. AJ and IK, what are the rules of our 191 00:18:56,060 --> 00:19:01,840 speculation? Well, I should say there are no rules other than the teams have no prior knowledge of the 192 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:07,180 other going into the fight. All they are aware of starting out is that the other side is a threat that 193 00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:12,660 needs to be eliminated. For the speculation, the groups will begin approximately 50 meters apart 194 00:19:12,660 --> 00:19:17,620 in a nondescript environment that will have no bearing on the match itself, as no environmental 195 00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:23,380 statistics are considered in my simulations. The teams must earn victory on their own merit. All 196 00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:29,740 right, then let's get into it. For the final matchup ever, Team DC and Team Marvel meet on the 197 00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:36,060 battlefield. Who goes first? Is it even a question? I mean, the Flash. the Flash goes first. 198 00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:41,260 Always. Always he goes first. And he's going to start things off by speeding around the planet 199 00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:47,700 like five times in less than a second, just gathering mass and momentum to the level of nearly 200 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:55,080 a black hole before slamming his fist hard right into the face of your side's biggest guy, the Hulk, 201 00:19:55,080 --> 00:20:00,600 which is going to send him Korean backward all before your team can even blink. You think if he hit 202 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:04,660 him with near the mass of a black hole, he would do more than just cream backward. I think the 203 00:20:04,660 --> 00:20:09,420 infinite mass punch is kind of bullshit, right? Because the speed force negates the laws of 204 00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:14,600 physics. I'll grant you that it was a really, really powerful punch, but all that's going to do 205 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:20,660 is piss the Hulk off. As the Hulk flies backward, Dr. Strange recognizes through the Eye of 206 00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:27,420 Agamotto that it was a speedster that hit the Hulk. And so he's going to generate a magic spell called 207 00:20:27,420 --> 00:20:33,300 the following flames of the Faltine, which is this blue fireball that's just going to endlessly 208 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:38,960 chase the Flash until it eventually catches up with him and engulfs him and burns him alive. So the 209 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:44,860 flash is going to have to be constantly running to avoid the flame. And while that's happening, Thor 210 00:20:44,860 --> 00:20:51,320 spins his hammer and hurls a whirlwind over toward the DC guys that immediately grows into this 211 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:55,880 powerful tornado that picks them all up and scatters them across the battlefield. Oh, it 212 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:59,880 doesn't hurt them. It just scatters them. Yeah. I mean, like he keeps them from strategizing, 213 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:04,380 though, because they're not near each other anymore. OK, that's fine. Harley Quinn, she's 214 00:21:04,380 --> 00:21:11,060 probably like, wee. And we'll say she gets flung toward Deadpool, who doesn't have time to react 215 00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:17,300 before she just wallops him across the face with her giant mallet. Her giant mallet. Deadpool is 216 00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:24,340 like, what in the penis envy is this? And he's just going to slice Harley Quinn's hammer in half with 217 00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:29,840 one of his katanas. And then he's going to slash at her again. Like, let's do this hot topic. My safe 218 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:36,840 word is chimichanga. All right. Harley, she's going to dodge the swords and she'll drop like a 219 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:43,560 cupcake grenade that blows off one of Deadpool's legs as she skates away, laughing. Meanwhile, 220 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:49,100 Green Lantern is going to trap Captain America in a green rocket ship construct that's going to 221 00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:54,820 launch him into space just right away, taking him out of the match. What? And at the same time, 222 00:21:54,820 --> 00:21:59,660 Aquaman is going to hurl his Trident at Scarlet Witch impaling her. No, no, no. Scarlet Witch is 223 00:21:59,660 --> 00:22:05,760 going to throw up a hex shield that's going to cause the Trident to reflect off of her shield and fly 224 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:10,400 right into one of Hawkgirls' wings, which is going to impale it and ground Hawkgirls so she 225 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:14,980 can't fly anymore. And then Scarlet Witch is going to teleport up to Captain America's rocket ship 226 00:22:14,980 --> 00:22:22,000 and bring him back down to the battlefield, saving him. You do realize that Hawkgirls' wings are not 227 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:27,060 organic, right? Like they're made of anthmedal. Actually, that's the same material that 228 00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:31,880 Aquaman's Trident is. So it doesn't pierce her wings. Actually, the Trident is just going to 229 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:37,320 ricochet off her wings and get lodged into the ground beside her. So she'll pick that up and now 230 00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:43,560 she's Duel-wielding two-anthmedal weapons with Aquaman's Trident and her own mace. And she's just 231 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:49,620 going to combo strike Spider-Man like a stab, bash, spin, slash stab, combo. No, but Spider-Man 232 00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:55,280 has Spidey Sense, and that'll allow him to dodge and flip and spin and avoid getting hit by Hawke 233 00:22:55,280 --> 00:23:00,480 Girls' weapons. And while he's dodging, he's going to shoot a couple of web strands at Aquaman 234 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:07,700 and use them to slingshot Aquaman right into Hawke Girls. So they collide and get knocked down. And 235 00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:13,740 while that's happening, Captain Marvel flies over to Green Arrow and shoots an energy blast that 236 00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:19,580 turns him into a smear on the ground. Except that the blast is blocked by Wonder Woman, who, you 237 00:23:19,580 --> 00:23:25,240 know, leaps in to protect Green Arrow with her silver bracelets. And Green Arrow from behind 238 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:30,080 Wonder Woman is going to hit Captain Marvel with an explosive arrow that's going to knock her out of 239 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:37,080 the air. OK. Meanwhile, Wolverine straight up lunges and pounces on Constantine, pinning him to 240 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:43,280 the ground and stabbing him right through the gut with his claws. OK, that'll hurt Constantine. But 241 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:48,520 as he curses at Wolverine from the floor, he's going to take the cigarette that he was smoking 242 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:55,200 from his mouth and put it out right in Wolverine's eye and then snap his finger. And Wolverine's 243 00:23:55,200 --> 00:24:00,640 going to get engulfed in flames. So he's going to leap off of Constantine just freaking out. And 244 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:05,600 Constantine is going to perform a quick healing spell on his stab wounds so that he doesn't bleed 245 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:11,520 out. OK, so Wolverine's on fire, but Iron Man is going to fly over to him and use extinguishers in 246 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:16,380 his suit to douse Wolverine. So Wolverine's charred, but, you know, his healing factor will 247 00:24:16,380 --> 00:24:22,280 kick in. Simultaneously, Iron Man is going to shoot out a homing missile that locks onto Batman 248 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:27,920 and flies over to him and explodes him. There Batman, he'll dive out of the way of the missile. 249 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:34,480 And, you know, as it like circles back toward him, he's going to shoot out a bat flare as a decoy that 250 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:39,900 the missile will lock onto instead. And actually, you know, he shoots that flare at Captain America 251 00:24:39,900 --> 00:24:47,260 across the battlefield so the missile blows him up. Captain America is like, oh, shit. And he holds 252 00:24:47,260 --> 00:24:52,620 up his shields just in time to protect him from the flare and the missile explosion. So he's on phase 253 00:24:52,620 --> 00:24:58,080 and he's going to hurl his shield at Blue Beetle, which is going to hit Blue Beetle like a 254 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:04,420 sledgehammer right into his back where the alien scarab is fused to a spine. And that's going to 255 00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:09,720 cause the scarab to short circuit. Yeah, Blue Beetle, his scarab will probably sense the 256 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:14,480 approaching shield. So it's just going to snatch you out of the air with his mechanical insect arms 257 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:20,100 that, you know, protrude from his back. So now you just gave him a back shield. And while that 258 00:25:20,100 --> 00:25:26,060 happened reflexively, he was actually shooting a grapple line that is going to connect to Black 259 00:25:26,060 --> 00:25:32,540 Panther. And it's a Taser grapple. So it just fries the vibranium suit and stuns him. OK, Black 260 00:25:32,540 --> 00:25:36,860 Panther would be stunned because vibranium wouldn't protect him from an electrical attack. 261 00:25:36,860 --> 00:25:42,120 But through being shocked, he musters the strength and will power to sever the grapple line 262 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:47,400 with his claws. So that's just going to cut off the flow of energy from Blue Beetle's suit. At that 263 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:54,100 point, Black Panther is going to hurl a volley of energy daggers at Shazam that are going to stick in 264 00:25:54,100 --> 00:26:00,080 his cape and then explode with kinetic energy, knocking Shazam to the ground. That would barely 265 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:06,860 faze Shazam. Meanwhile, Superman, he's going to fly over to Daredevil and freeze him into an ice 266 00:26:06,860 --> 00:26:14,640 block with his freeze breath. What? What? OK, Daredevil's frozen. But Hulk is going to break 267 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:19,860 Daredevil out of the ice block before Daredevil freezes through. And then Hulk is going to leap 268 00:26:19,860 --> 00:26:26,100 like 20 stories into the air and then come down like a meteor crashing into Wonder Woman, just 269 00:26:26,100 --> 00:26:30,680 slamming her into this like Wonder Woman shaped crater on the ground, shaking the entire 270 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:35,620 battlefield with his landing. OK, but Shazam sees this and he's going to knock the Hulk away from 271 00:26:35,620 --> 00:26:41,140 Wonder Woman with a lightning bolt so large and powerful that it's going to fry the Hulk's skin to a 272 00:26:41,140 --> 00:26:46,340 crisp. Big deal. He can heal from that. It'll just take a few seconds. While that's happening, 273 00:26:46,340 --> 00:26:51,220 Daredevil, fresh from being freed from the ice block that he was in, you know, this whole time he's 274 00:26:51,220 --> 00:26:55,960 been tracking the Flash with his radar sense. What? And he knows that the Flash is trying to 275 00:26:55,960 --> 00:27:02,240 outrun the fireball that Dr. Strange created and with perfect timing, Daredevil fires his billy 276 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:10,020 club out and trips the Flash up, who then falls, gets caught by the fireball and burns alive. OK, 277 00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:16,380 except that the Flash trips and falls into Iron Man, or through him because he phases through him 278 00:27:16,380 --> 00:27:21,420 and that's going to cause the fireball to collide with Iron Man and just melt his armor. No, no, no, 279 00:27:21,420 --> 00:27:26,880 no, that would happen. The following flames of the Faltine are magic. They're homing. They would 280 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:32,780 actually go around Iron Man and still burn the flash up while he was on the ground. That shit. Or 281 00:27:32,780 --> 00:27:38,680 well, Constantine, he could use his trench coat, which is fireproof, to smother the magic flames, 282 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:45,680 which he does before flinging that coat at Daredevil and causing it to wrap around his face. 283 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:51,840 And since that coat is demonically possessed, Daredevil becomes trapped in this illusion that 284 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:58,580 he's in hell. Meanwhile, as flash rapidly heals from his burn wounds, Green Arrow is going to 285 00:27:58,580 --> 00:28:03,960 straight up turn Wolverine into a pincushion full of arrows. Yeah, that's not even going to slow 286 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:10,020 Wolverine down. It's just going to send him into a berserker rage where he straight up eviscerates 287 00:28:10,020 --> 00:28:16,080 Green Arrow, legit turning him into deli slices, except that those arrows that Green Arrow shot 288 00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:21,880 into him were taser arrows. And Green Arrow is going to trigger them as Wolverine charges right 289 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:27,800 for him. So Wolverine gets electrocuted and now he's down for the count. No, because Dr. Strange is 290 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:34,080 going to magically extract the electricity flowing through Wolverine's skeleton and form it 291 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:39,400 into like a sort of Zeus's thunderbolt. And then he's going to hurl it at Hock Girl with her metal 292 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:45,060 wings. And she's going to get zapped. Meanwhile, Deadpool, his leg is now healed from being blown 293 00:28:45,060 --> 00:28:50,740 off, he's gonna teleport behind Green Lantern and straight up shoot him in the back of the head. He's 294 00:28:50,740 --> 00:28:58,060 gonna be like, your movie sucked. Okay, but Batman sees Green Lantern about to get shot and so he rolls 295 00:28:58,060 --> 00:29:04,000 this sharp ass battering that lodges right into Deadpool's wrist before he pulls the trigger. And 296 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:11,220 that's gonna sever all of the nerves to his hand. Isn't he like, oh no my girlfriend! And with Green 297 00:29:11,220 --> 00:29:17,840 Lantern now aware that Deadpool is behind him, he's going to generate a giant green wrench and 298 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:23,020 just whack Deadpool. That's gonna send him tumbling across the battlefield. Okay, well, 299 00:29:23,020 --> 00:29:27,580 Spider-Man is gonna web up Harley Quinn, web up her skates. We're just gonna make her a trip and eat 300 00:29:27,580 --> 00:29:32,320 shit. She tries to curse him out like, fuck you, pajama man, but he's gonna web her mouth shut and 301 00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:38,320 she's actually gonna put her in like this web cocoon, just web her all up. Meanwhile, Iron Man 302 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:44,140 fires a repulsor blast at Blue Beetle that knocks Blue Beetle to the floor and knocks Captain 303 00:29:44,140 --> 00:29:49,480 America's shield off of his back. Okay, Blue Beetle would probably get hit, but you know, he 304 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:55,640 would set up a giant shield in front of him to block any additional beams from Iron Man. And then he'll 305 00:29:55,640 --> 00:30:01,700 transform that shield into like this massive energy cannon that he'll use to fire a giant laser 306 00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:08,080 beam like the size of a semi truck right back at Iron Man. Knocking his ass into outer space. It would 307 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:13,400 never even hit him because Captain Marvel flew into the laser's path and absorbed all of that 308 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:19,680 energy from Blue Beetle. So she's like pulsing with cosmic energy now and she just unloads all of 309 00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:27,080 that into Superman. So it's Superman's ass that gets knocked into outer space, not Iron Man. Okay, 310 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:33,420 meanwhile Aquaman has his Trident back and he's locked in with a battle with Thor who we'll say has 311 00:30:33,420 --> 00:30:39,680 generated this massive storm and has hurling lightning at Aquaman. But Aquaman, he's gonna 312 00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:45,440 slam his Trident into the earth to ground the lightning strikes and then pull it out and use its 313 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:51,700 magic to gather all of the rainwater from the storm into a swirling pillar of water, a whirlpool 314 00:30:51,700 --> 00:30:58,000 around Thor that's going to drown him. And Aquaman can control water now? Well, I mean technically 315 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:04,000 yes, like he controls water in the comics even without the Trident now. But I mean he's been able 316 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:10,020 to do that more or less with various Tridents for some time in the comics. I guess I don't understand 317 00:31:10,020 --> 00:31:16,500 what a whirlpool is gonna do to Thor because he can simply fly out of the whirlpool because no 318 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:22,160 current's gonna be able to hold him. Meanwhile Hulk is gonna punch the ground hard enough to 319 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:27,680 create a fissure in the earth that the Flash falls into and then dies. Dude, you think Flash can't 320 00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:33,580 outrun a fissure? Or like run up a fissure wall? You know, he's gonna do just that and then run literal 321 00:31:33,580 --> 00:31:39,460 circles around the Hulk, vacuuming the air out of his lungs and causing him to transform into Bruce 322 00:31:39,460 --> 00:31:46,320 Banner. And when Flash notices that this happens, he's gonna pick Banner up and just drop him off on 323 00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:50,900 the other side of the planet and leave him there before running back to the battle. Meanwhile 324 00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:56,940 Shazam and Captain Marvel are gonna be trading blows mid-air, but the wisdom of Solomon tells 325 00:31:56,940 --> 00:32:02,780 Shazam that while she may have absorbed Blue Beetle's energy attack, she probably can't 326 00:32:02,780 --> 00:32:08,580 absorb magic. So that's when he summons this massive bolt of living lightning that's gonna 327 00:32:08,580 --> 00:32:13,720 crash Captain Marvel straight into the ground. Okay, yeah, she can't absorb magic, that makes 328 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:20,660 sense, but Scarlet Witch is gonna fire a hex bolt at Wonder Woman's lasso that's on her side causing it 329 00:32:20,660 --> 00:32:26,700 to unravel and wrap around Wonder Woman and just hog-tie her. And these knots are indestructible, 330 00:32:26,700 --> 00:32:32,980 so Wonder Woman is powerless to escape her lasso. Meanwhile, Black Panther leaps onto Hawkgirl's 331 00:32:32,980 --> 00:32:39,660 back and uses his anti-metal claws to tear her metal wings right off. She crashes into the ground 332 00:32:39,660 --> 00:32:46,140 and probably tries to hit Black Panther with her mace, which she does, but Black Panther absorbs 333 00:32:46,140 --> 00:32:52,100 the blow of that with his Vibranium suit. So he gets knocked away, but he's like vibrating with all of 334 00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:58,660 this kinetic energy now. I don't think anti-metal would break down like common Earth metals, so 335 00:32:58,660 --> 00:33:04,780 while Black Panther sure does cause Hawkgirl to crash to the ground from slashing her back, I'm 336 00:33:04,780 --> 00:33:09,920 gonna say her wings remain intact, and Black Panther, yeah, he's still knocked away by her mace 337 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:16,280 strike. But while that happened, Superman is gonna swoop back to the battle from outer space and 338 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:22,820 he's just gonna rain down heat vision onto Captain America who does not have a shield. No, he has a 339 00:33:22,820 --> 00:33:28,660 shield. He got it back when it was knocked away from Blue Beetle when Iron Man blasted him. So Captain 340 00:33:28,660 --> 00:33:34,440 America uses the shield to block Superman's heat vision and actually it reflects off of Captain 341 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:41,100 America's shield, hitting Aquaman, who burns and gets dehydrated from the heat. Then Captain 342 00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:45,820 America runs over to Daredevil and yanks Constantine's coat off of his face, which pulls 343 00:33:45,820 --> 00:33:51,660 him out of the Hell illusion. And now Free, Daredevil flips over to Batman, dodging all of 344 00:33:51,660 --> 00:33:58,040 Batman's strikes, and he wraps his Billy Club cable around Batman's neck and just garots him. 345 00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:02,580 Okay, well you know what, Daredevil didn't see coming though? He doesn't see anything coming. 346 00:34:02,580 --> 00:34:08,880 Exactly. But especially Harley Quinn's chaotic tendency to show up just out of nowhere. Because 347 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:14,500 after getting out of Spider-Man's webbing with an acid pellet, she's gonna load a stink bomb round 348 00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:19,960 into her pop gun and fire that at Daredevil. And that's gonna overload his senses with a smell 349 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:26,940 worse than hell. Allowing Batman to get free. And while Daredevil is distracted, Harley Quinn's 350 00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:33,219 gonna follow up with another round, this time a 9mm one, which she's gonna use to send him to heaven. So 351 00:34:33,219 --> 00:34:38,100 Daredevil's out? Yes, and meanwhile, Wonder Woman, you know, she's been shimmying back and 352 00:34:38,100 --> 00:34:43,300 forth while wrapped in her lasso, and that's gonna give her enough slack to clap her bracelets 353 00:34:43,300 --> 00:34:49,239 together. And that's gonna emit enough force to cause a gap in the wrapping that allows Wonder 354 00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:55,060 Woman to free herself. And now that she's free, she's gonna lasso Captain Marvel by the neck and 355 00:34:55,060 --> 00:35:00,800 just yank her toward her, slamming her fist right into Captain Marvel's face, just to link her out 356 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:06,420 cold. Okay, but right before Wonder Woman's fist makes contact with Captain Marvel, Captain 357 00:35:06,420 --> 00:35:12,440 Marvel just explodes like an energy bomb, which is gonna knock Wonder Woman away, and Captain 358 00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:17,740 Marvel's gonna free herself from the lasso. While that's happening, Captain America is going toe to 359 00:35:17,740 --> 00:35:22,120 toe with Harley Quinn, and Harley Quinn just is not gonna stand a chance in that fight. He's gonna 360 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:27,580 disarm all of her attacks and just knock her out unconscious with his shield before she even has 361 00:35:27,580 --> 00:35:33,640 anything funny to say. So Harley Quinn is now out of the match. Okay, all right, well, Green Arrow and 362 00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:39,240 Deadpool are gonna be battling, and Green Arrow is gonna manage to fire several cheap shot boxing 363 00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:46,000 glove arrows right at Deadpool's nut sack like it was a speed bag. And while Deadpool's lying on the 364 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:51,700 ground wincing, that's when Green Arrow's gonna pin his head to the floor with an adhesive arrow, 365 00:35:51,700 --> 00:35:57,960 gluing it to the ground permanently so Deadpool's also out. Okay, gluing his head to the ground with 366 00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:04,000 an arrow through the brain? Yeah, that's pretty clever. Okay, well, Doctor Strange uses the 367 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:09,540 Ayavaga Moto to find Bruce Banner on the other side of the world, and he's gonna open a portal to bring 368 00:36:09,540 --> 00:36:15,940 Hulk back into the battle. Okay, but the portal is gonna be set up right above Hulk Girl, so Hulk drops 369 00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:20,840 back into the fight, right onto Hulk Girl's back, crashing her into the ground and smashing her to a 370 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:27,080 paste. Because he's like mega pissed right now, so Hulk Girl's out of the match. Okay, all right, well 371 00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:33,060 Flash, he's going to disarm Captain America, just straight up take a shield from him, which he then 372 00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:39,120 uses as a battering gram, speed battering him from like every angle until he's knocked unconscious 373 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:46,040 and is out of the match. Okay, well then Flash tries that battering gram shit on Spider-Man, but 374 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:51,740 Spider-Man's Spidey sense warns him to hop out of the way at the last second, and then he webs Flash's 375 00:36:51,740 --> 00:36:57,660 feet to the ground as the Flash is speeding by and that sudden stop and momentum is gonna break the 376 00:36:57,660 --> 00:37:04,300 Flash's ankle, completely hobbles him like he's James Caan in misery. Geez. And then Spidey is 377 00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:09,280 gonna flip drop heel kick Flash right in the head, which is gonna completely knock the Flash out of 378 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:15,320 the match. That's messed up, but meanwhile Constantine, he's, you know, using sigil shields 379 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:20,980 to ward off blasts from Captain Marvel, and he has his coat back on, by the way, so he's gonna reach 380 00:37:20,980 --> 00:37:27,100 into one of his coat pockets and pull out a flask, which he hurls at her. And when Captain Marvel 381 00:37:27,100 --> 00:37:32,680 blasts it out of the air, the flask actually latches onto her energy, converting her into pure 382 00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:39,300 light as it sucks her into the flask like a genie. And once she's completely absorbed, he grabs it 383 00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:43,900 out of the air, puts it back in its coat pocket, and so she's out of the match. Oh, that was 384 00:37:43,900 --> 00:37:50,820 interesting. Okay. Uh, well, speaking of Captain Marvel being out, Scarlet Witch is gonna place a 385 00:37:50,820 --> 00:37:57,340 psychic hex on Shazam, and that's gonna cause Shazam to transform and de-age back into Billy 386 00:37:57,340 --> 00:38:04,740 Batson, but the hex is like compounding. So Billy continues de-aging until he's just a baby, and 387 00:38:04,740 --> 00:38:11,200 then finally just a pair of microscopic reproductive cells. So Shazam's out. Oh, look at 388 00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:15,780 that. Scarlet Witch just got blown to smithereens by a green tomahawk missile. Looks like Green 389 00:38:15,780 --> 00:38:21,520 Lantern was sick of her shit. Black Panther is sick of Green Arrow's shit. Not only does he sever the 390 00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:26,260 line on Green Arrow's bow with his claws, which is gonna render Green Arrow completely useless, 391 00:38:26,260 --> 00:38:31,880 Black Panther is gonna follow up by releasing all of that stored up kinetic energy he has in his 392 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:37,300 vibranium suit with a punch to Green Arrow's chest that's just gonna shatter all of his ribs into 393 00:38:37,300 --> 00:38:44,400 gravel. Alright, meanwhile, Aquaman, he's been summoning a wellspring beneath him to rehydrate 394 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:51,240 him. And finally, like Old Faithful, this hot geyser shoots out from beneath him, launching him 395 00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:57,320 into the air, where he magically redirects the jet stream onto Spider-Man, which is gonna pin him to 396 00:38:57,320 --> 00:39:04,280 the ground before Aquaman lands right on top of him and impaling him with his Trident. Wow, okay, Iron 397 00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:09,740 Man didn't appreciate that. He saw that, and he lets Aquaman know that he didn't appreciate it by 398 00:39:09,740 --> 00:39:15,380 frying him with a beam of microwave energy that evaporates all of the moisture in Aquaman's body 399 00:39:15,380 --> 00:39:21,580 until he's fully cooked and now dead. Alright, you know what? Superman, he's gonna grab Hulk with his 400 00:39:21,580 --> 00:39:27,740 super speed, fly him straight into space, and just hurl him towards the sun, harden fast enough that 401 00:39:27,740 --> 00:39:34,520 Doctor Strange doesn't have time to magically teleport him back. Now what? Wolverine is gonna be 402 00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:41,280 fighting against Batman at that time, and Batman gets taken out of the match by some claws that go 403 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:46,680 right through his skull, because plot armor will not protect him against Adamantium. Wait, what 404 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:52,120 the heck? You're taking out Batman like so unceremoniously? Yeah, Wolverine doesn't give a 405 00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:59,180 fuck. Well, okay, guess what? Wolverine, he's suddenly gonna get yanked to the ground by Blue 406 00:39:59,180 --> 00:40:05,280 Beetle, who then pins his neck and wrist to the ground with a few rounds from a giant blue staple 407 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:10,860 gun, essentially. And with Wolverine immobilized, that's when Blue Beetle drops this 408 00:40:10,860 --> 00:40:16,860 scarab-shaped grenade near him. That's gonna generate a small nuclear blast that's gonna leave 409 00:40:16,860 --> 00:40:25,380 only Wolverine's bones as Blue Beetle flies away. Okay, but Thor is gonna finally settle the end of 410 00:40:25,380 --> 00:40:31,020 our Justice League Avengers team duel, our first team duel that we ever did. He's gonna channel his 411 00:40:31,020 --> 00:40:38,600 supernatural godly energies into his hammer, and he's gonna fire it from Mjolnir as a god blast that's 412 00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:45,340 gonna punch a hole right through Superman, who is vulnerable to magic. What? So, Thor's weakens 413 00:40:45,340 --> 00:40:52,920 now, yes, but it was worth it because Superman is out of this match. Okay, I thought he was gonna be my 414 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:59,960 last guy, not gonna lie. But when Thor does that, that's suddenly when Mjolnir is gonna get snatched 415 00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:06,420 by Wonder Woman's lasso. And so now she's Super Asgardian Wonder Woman, and she's gonna lift the 416 00:41:06,420 --> 00:41:11,880 hammer into the air and bring it down right on top of the weakened Thor, taking him out of the match. 417 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:17,900 Come at me, bro. Okay, so Wonder Woman has Thor's hammer, but Doctor Strange is gonna detach his 418 00:41:17,900 --> 00:41:24,500 cloak of levitation and is gonna fly at Wonder Woman, envelop her, and is gonna swallow her up 419 00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:32,280 basically and teleport her to Asgard. Where Odin sees this chick who killed his son and is wielding 420 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:38,900 Mjolnir now, Odin's gonna remove the hammer's power and then just imprison Wonder Woman in their 421 00:41:38,900 --> 00:41:45,860 dungeons. So Wonder Woman's out of the match. What the hell? Alright, I was not expecting that, I will 422 00:41:45,860 --> 00:41:53,340 admit. Uh-huh. But meanwhile, back to the battle, Blue Beetle Scarab has analyzed the vibratory 423 00:41:53,340 --> 00:42:00,120 nature of Black Panther's suit and produces a counter-frequency that Blue Beetle fires at him 424 00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:07,120 from a sonic cannon, shattering the vibranium suit like it was glass. And with T'Challa exposed, 425 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:12,120 that's when he's gonna get impaled by a giant blue lance from Blue Beetle's arm. So now Black 426 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:18,420 Panther's out. Interesting move, but little did you know Iron Man has slowly been hacking the Blue 427 00:42:18,420 --> 00:42:25,240 Beetle suit using nanotech drones that are gonna force the Scarab to destroy its host, basically 428 00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:30,800 disintegrating Jaime Reyes from within. And then the Scarab is gonna fly over to Iron Man, now 429 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:38,080 programmed to incorporate itself into Iron Man's armor. So now Iron Man is Iron Beetle. And good luck 430 00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:44,600 with that. Oh yeah, no problem. The Scarab Kajida is rich alien technology, but it's been corrupted 431 00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:50,640 by magic before. So that was actually stupid on behalf of Iron Man because Constantine knows the 432 00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:56,560 history of the Scarab, and so he's gonna recite a self-destruct incantation that Iron Man can't 433 00:42:56,560 --> 00:43:04,580 decode in time, so kaboom, Iron Man's out. Ah, okay. Dr. Strange sees this, and he's gonna detect 434 00:43:04,580 --> 00:43:11,780 the dark occult magic that's in Constantine, and he's gonna trace that to all the demons that are in 435 00:43:11,780 --> 00:43:18,500 hell that own a part of Constantine's soul. So Dr. Strange is gonna use a little bit of dark magic to 436 00:43:18,500 --> 00:43:25,280 summon these demons to the battlefield, or to each rip Constantine to pieces and drag him to hell in 437 00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:31,320 small bits. No, dang. That's like the worst way to take out Constantine. Good. Well, I guess it's 438 00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:37,820 down to Green Lantern and Dr. Strange. Here it is. The last one standing, the duel to end all duels, 439 00:43:37,820 --> 00:43:43,780 and Green Lantern is gonna be the one to quick draw first. He's gonna point his ring at Dr. Strange, 440 00:43:43,780 --> 00:43:50,120 trapping and freezing him in a giant Green Lantern, like a power battery that's on Oa, which 441 00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:56,720 has held entities like Parallax, and the Lantern battery drains Dr. Strange of all of his magic 442 00:43:56,720 --> 00:44:03,460 power. And Green Lantern is going to use it to power his own ring with like star-heart magical energy, 443 00:44:03,460 --> 00:44:09,680 and he's gonna be like, beware my power. Green Lantern's light! And he's gonna snap his fingers, 444 00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:17,300 and Dr. Strange just ceases to exist. End of match. You're right. Yep. Yep. And then Dr. Strange wakes 445 00:44:17,300 --> 00:44:23,340 up from his trance, recognizing that that was one of the thousands of simulations where his marble 446 00:44:23,340 --> 00:44:29,740 team didn't win. So with the compounded knowledge of everything that his team needs to do to win, he's 447 00:44:29,740 --> 00:44:34,900 gonna confer with the rest of the Marvel heroes outside of time, and then he's gonna rewind the 448 00:44:34,900 --> 00:44:39,460 clock back to the start of the match with everyone knowing exactly what they need to do to win 449 00:44:39,460 --> 00:44:46,400 decisively and swiftly. And the DC guys just fucking get annihilated. They're gonna be 450 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:50,500 thinking they suck so hard because they get defeated so quickly, and even Batman's gonna be 451 00:44:50,500 --> 00:44:58,380 like, what the hell? Before he dies. And Marvel wins. Match over. In the ten years of this podcast, 452 00:44:58,380 --> 00:45:22,500 the stupidest thing I've ever heard come out of your mouth. Or the coolest. The podcast network 453 00:45:22,500 --> 00:45:29,200 presents Konsole Kombat, where video game legends brawl every Monday. Dynamic Duel, where comic 454 00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:34,700 book titans smash every Tuesday. Max Destruction, where TV and action heroes battle 455 00:45:34,700 --> 00:45:41,480 every Wednesday. And Senjoh World, where anime champions clash every Thursday. Join us as we 456 00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:46,680 speculate on the matches and armed with the power of mathematical simulations, discover who will 457 00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:56,660 emerge victorious. Visit dynamicpodcasts.com, where we settle the debate and settle the score. 458 00:45:56,660 --> 00:46:01,080 Let's go ahead and find out which of these scenarios happens. Either Green Lantern traps 459 00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:07,380 Dr. Strange in a power battery, drains his magic, and uses it to power up his ring and snap Dr. Strange 460 00:46:07,380 --> 00:46:13,960 out of existence. Or Dr. Strange foresees that happening, rewinds time, and uses the battle 461 00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:18,840 information to help the Marvel heroes defeat the DC side. Let's go ahead and input all the character 462 00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:33,740 stats, run all the simulations, and find out who wins. Marvel or DC. AJ9K? Hit it! Alright, I think 463 00:46:33,740 --> 00:46:41,920 that felt sufficiently epic for our final ever duel and team duel. This was a whole lot of math. It 464 00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:46,460 took us a couple days to actually run all of these simulations. There's a whole lot of data here, a 465 00:46:46,460 --> 00:46:53,080 lot to pour into. To start off, the most powerful guys from each side were Green Lantern and Dr. 466 00:46:53,080 --> 00:47:00,360 Strange. My weakest guy on Marvel was a tie between Daredevil and Captain America, but the weakest 467 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:06,760 person overall on both teams was Harley Quinn. Weakest statistically, I should say. Right. 468 00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:11,280 Breaking it down by category, the biggest stat discrepancy between the two teams overall was 469 00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:17,100 intelligence. Marvel actually came out ahead in that category because of people like Bruce 470 00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:21,880 Banner, Spider-Man, T'Challa, Iron Man, and Dr. Strange. We had a lot of intellectual 471 00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:28,360 powerhouses, whereas DC mostly had Constantine, Batman, and that's pretty much it. Yeah, that was 472 00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:34,040 the biggest discrepancy, but DC also came out pretty far ahead in terms of speed. Thanks to 473 00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:40,560 characters like Flash, Shazam, Superman, Wonder Woman, we were a lot faster than the Marvel guys. 474 00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:45,540 And the DC team was a lot more versatile, especially among characters like Green Lantern, 475 00:47:45,540 --> 00:47:50,740 Blue Beetle, Constantine, Green Arrow, Batman. They're all really well equipped. Marvel's side, 476 00:47:50,740 --> 00:47:54,940 though, wasn't a slouch when it came to the fighting skills stat. Characters like Captain 477 00:47:54,940 --> 00:48:01,040 America, Wolverine, Daredevil, Deadpool are all really skilled in fighting. Yeah, compared to my 478 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:06,400 side where my best fighters were Batman, Wonder Woman, and Green Arrow. And Hawkgirl was up there, 479 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:12,360 too. Let's break down the pairings individually. In the matchup between Superman and the Hulk, 480 00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:20,920 Superman won 75.3% of their matches. I'm not too surprised by that, just because Superman is 481 00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:25,760 arguably strong, if not stronger than the Hulk, and has all the versatility of his other 482 00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:31,800 Kryptonian powers. In the Batman vs. Captain America pairing, also no surprise for me, Batman 483 00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:39,520 won that 72.8% of the time. I guess the result there isn't surprising for me, but the win rate for 484 00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:45,120 Batman is surprising. In the end, Captain America is just as good as a fighter as Batman, but can't 485 00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:49,540 compete with Batman's versatility or intelligence. That's what it came down to. In the 486 00:48:49,540 --> 00:48:55,100 Wonder Woman vs. Captain Marvel fight, DC won again, with Wonder Woman beating Captain Marvel 487 00:48:55,100 --> 00:49:01,680 56.2% of the time. This one was a little bit closer. Captain Marvel just wasn't quite as durable or as 488 00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:06,160 strong as Wonder Woman. Yeah, honestly, in regards to this matchup, I was actually 489 00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:10,140 surprised. I was thinking Captain Marvel was going to come out ahead, but I was really happy to 490 00:49:10,140 --> 00:49:16,920 see that Wonder Woman did. In the Green Lantern vs. Scarlet Witch matchup, DC wins yet again, with 491 00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:23,900 Green Lantern pulling off a 72.5% win rate over Scarlet Witch, which I'm calling bullshit. The 492 00:49:23,900 --> 00:49:29,280 problem is that Green Lanterns are just so impressive statistically, because they have all 493 00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:35,620 the powers, and Scarlet Witch, even though she's almost maxed out in stats like damage level, 494 00:49:35,620 --> 00:49:40,420 invasiveness and versatility, she was lacking in other key areas like fighting skill, 495 00:49:40,420 --> 00:49:46,180 intelligence, and durability. Right, so DC has won all four matches so far, but that ended when we 496 00:49:46,180 --> 00:49:52,820 picked Spider-Man against the Flash. I totally thought the Flash was going to win this, but 497 00:49:52,820 --> 00:50:01,940 Spider-Man did. 54.3% of their 1000 matches. Which, what? Yeah, for as fast as the Flash is, 498 00:50:01,940 --> 00:50:07,400 Spider-Man is arguably a slightly better fighter. He has a Spider sense which helps him, and 499 00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:12,560 he's stronger. So that was a close matchup, but Spider-Man did narrowly get the victory there. In 500 00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:18,680 the Aquaman vs. Black Panther matchup, unfortunately Aquaman won that one, winning 501 00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:25,600 54.1% of the time over Black Panther. Again, that was a pretty close one as well. It looks like 502 00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:31,380 Nth Metal does win the war against Vibranium. I don't know about that, but Aquaman did eke out a win 503 00:50:31,380 --> 00:50:37,000 due to his strength stat. In the matchup between Iron Man and Blue Beetle, Earth comes out ahead 504 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:47,140 against the aliens because Iron Man won 67.7% of the matches compared to Blue Beetle's 32.3%. I'm 505 00:50:47,140 --> 00:50:51,540 not surprised by that one. I will say that Blue Beetle was a lot more statistically impressive 506 00:50:51,540 --> 00:50:57,400 than I thought he would be against Iron Man. But Iron Man still had a pretty damn high win rate, so it 507 00:50:57,400 --> 00:51:01,160 just goes to show that Iron Man is just way better than Blue Beetle, largely due to his 508 00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:05,460 intelligence. Yeah, Iron Man was one of your most powerful characters, very impressive 509 00:51:05,460 --> 00:51:12,280 statistically. In the Thor vs. Shazam fight, now this is one of the fights that took place in the 90s 510 00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:19,740 crossover, we can definitively say that Thor does beat Shazam, 59.5% of the time. In the end, Shazam 511 00:51:19,740 --> 00:51:24,500 was just a little bit too much of a one-trick pony, with Thor being able to do everything that Shazam 512 00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:33,780 could do, but even more. In our closest pairing, Wolverine beat Hawkgirl 50.2% of the time. 513 00:51:33,780 --> 00:51:39,860 Cointoss. Now this is kind of a throwback to our Hawk Man vs. Wolverine duel episode. I'm really 514 00:51:39,860 --> 00:51:45,000 glad we redid that though because if you listened to that episode, the power set we used for Hawk Man 515 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:52,100 was very specific to the new 52 era and completely outdated. They didn't have identical stats, Hawk 516 00:51:52,100 --> 00:51:56,480 Girl was more evasive because she could fly and she was stronger, but Wolverine was a better fighter 517 00:51:56,480 --> 00:52:01,560 and more durable. They kind of evened each other out, therefore, a Cointoss. In the matchup 518 00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:09,380 between Doctor Strange and Constantine, Doctor Strange won 73.8% of the time due to a variety of 519 00:52:09,380 --> 00:52:13,440 stats. I think largely it just comes down to the fact that Doctor Strange is a sorcerer, whereas 520 00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:18,300 Constantine is an occultist, and therefore things just come a little bit slower and harder for 521 00:52:18,300 --> 00:52:23,340 him. But also Doctor Strange is a powerhouse statistically. He has all the powers, he's super 522 00:52:23,340 --> 00:52:28,600 smart. Right, again, your most powerful character. In one of my favorite pairings, Green 523 00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:37,740 Arrow vs Daredevil, I'm happy to say that Green Arrow won 54.5% of the time, which I think means 524 00:52:37,740 --> 00:52:43,560 that Bullseye would totally stop in a real matchup against Daredevil. Out of all the matches so far, 525 00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:47,960 this one pisses me off the most because I don't see how Green Arrow would ever hit Daredevil. I guess 526 00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:54,040 sometimes Bullseye does hit Daredevil in their fights, but what really eaked Green Arrow over the 527 00:52:54,040 --> 00:53:00,240 top was his versatility. Daredevil just has his Billy Club, and it doesn't have as good of a range as 528 00:53:00,240 --> 00:53:07,220 Green Arrow's plethora of arrows. Eventually, Green Arrow's going to tag him or choose some kind 529 00:53:07,220 --> 00:53:11,860 of arrow that overwhelms his senses. It's bullshit. In the final matchup, where we pit 530 00:53:11,860 --> 00:53:18,420 Deadpool against Harley Quinn, I don't think this is any surprise, Deadpool won 61.1% of the time. 531 00:53:18,420 --> 00:53:24,480 Harley Quinn had a more varied arsenal with all of her silly gadgets, but Deadpool's healing factor 532 00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:29,140 was just second to none, unless you're Wolverine. Or the Hulk. But I mean, like we said earlier, 533 00:53:29,140 --> 00:53:34,460 Harley Quinn was my weakest character. She actually did not come out ahead in a majority of her 534 00:53:34,460 --> 00:53:43,060 matches. Now, tallying it all up, we had 12 matches, and surprisingly, we each had 6 wins. Yah 535 00:53:43,060 --> 00:53:47,320 yah, really lucky with the Wolverine vs. Hulk girl fight, because that was a coin toss, and if 536 00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:54,040 Wolverine didn't win that one, the overall score would have been DC7 Marvel 5. But, since we each won 537 00:53:54,040 --> 00:54:01,300 6 matches, I guess it's a tie for Marvel and DC. No, no, no, no. We have the total wins for all of the 538 00:54:01,300 --> 00:54:08,000 matches for all of these characters, so let's find out who actually wins between everyone. AJ9K, the 539 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:22,220 results please. Hey, you are, sir. The winner of the matchup between Team DC and Team Marvel is... 540 00:54:22,220 --> 00:54:29,880 Team DC! Fuck you! Fuck you! This doesn't really mean that DC would win, it just means that these 541 00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:35,960 particular 12 characters would beat these particular 12 Marvel characters. Hey, we chose 542 00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:43,040 these characters as the 12 representatives of our respective universe. We've never done a team 543 00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:50,820 matchup with this many characters before. You have to accept DC's victory. They won 51.4% of the 544 00:54:50,820 --> 00:55:01,960 total matches compared to Marvel who won 48.6%. Sir, DC officially wins. DC is officially better, 545 00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:10,200 and I officially demand an apology from you. After nearly 40 years, vol of your bullshit, saying that 546 00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:16,960 Marvel characters are better when clearly they are inferior. First of all, you can go straight up 547 00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:24,040 fuck yourself. Second of all, those results are a coin toss. If DC only won 50.4% of the matches... 548 00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:31,480 51.4%. Oh, well, it's still pretty close. Third of all, go fuck yourself again, harder. And then 549 00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:37,260 fourth of all, I think we should judge these results based off of the number of individual 550 00:55:37,260 --> 00:55:42,600 pairing wins, which is 6-to-6, which is a tie. You're trying to get me to admit that Marvel loses 551 00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:47,840 overall when really it was just a breakdown of these 24 characters. Dude, what do you think this 552 00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:54,100 podcast has been about for the past 10 years? Yes, I'm trying to get you to admit that Marvel would 553 00:55:54,100 --> 00:56:00,520 lose. They did. Hashtag deal with it. Also hashtag, give me an apology. What we're going to do 554 00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:05,660 is actually tally up all the wins and losses for Marvel and DC throughout the 10 years of this 555 00:56:05,660 --> 00:56:12,400 podcast in our next episode to reveal the actual true winner between these two universes. But 556 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:17,440 we'll save that for our final episode. And just a general retrospective of the podcast over the 557 00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:23,400 past decade. Yeah, join us for our final episode next week as we say goodbye to you guys for now. 558 00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:28,140 Right, again, the podcast isn't going away completely. We're just ending the weekly show. 559 00:56:28,140 --> 00:56:34,980 We're ending the duels and switching to exclusively a review focused show. AJ9K, help 560 00:56:34,980 --> 00:56:58,540 close this out. Thanks to everyone for tuning into this penultimate episode. Again, if you haven't 561 00:56:58,540 --> 00:57:04,760 left us a voicemail, please visit our website at dynamicduel.com to do so. Yeah, click the red 562 00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:09,780 microphone button. We'd love to hear from you guys and say our goodbyes. Thanks to everyone who's 563 00:57:09,780 --> 00:57:15,040 helped to make this podcast possible. And we'll talk to you guys next week up up and away. True 564 00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:20,280 believers. Oh, so no more duels from here on out, huh? Thanks, guys. I guess I'll just go fuck 565 00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:20,280 myself.