Solutions Over Problems

After 300 years of peer-reviewed research, Kickstrap Enterprises realized what customers really wanted was solutions, not problems.

Kickstrap Solutions

Sorry, none at this time, but now that you bring it up, that would be a good idea. Actually, I'm going to bring that up with the team at our next meeting. Are you looking for work?

Office supplies

Would a "fake" business have a whole closet just for office supplies? Come on.

Candy at no extra cost

To KE, Taking customer service to the next level means treating your customer right. That's why we provide little peppermint candies to our customers in a little glass dish at Judy's desk* at no extra charge.

We combine purchasing with delivery

World class suggestion box

Branded email addresses

Synergy.

Sure, some companies just let you purchase products, but we're different.

First of all, we're not a company--we're an enterprise. And the difference is so immediately obvious, we won't insult your intelligence by explaining it.

Second, every single customer who purchases an item will receive that item at no extra charge.

We have the money. We will pay you. We just need more time.

Didn't receive what you expected? While some of our competitors might be satisfied with a lousy 24 hour support staff, Kickstrap Enterprises spares no expense with our Italian Marble suggestion box with a carefully hand-crafted slit.

Our suggestion box is open 24/7 excluding mornings, afternoons, and weekdays. We welcome you to voice your praise or concern at our convenient Detroit, Michigan office.

Paradigm.

Just to show we take our identity and our clients seriously, we've acquired our very own customized Kickstrap Enterprises email address to conveniently serve our clients.

To learn more, email us at Kickstrap.Enterprises1976@myfreemail4u.info