Lafftrak 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 Slush 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 Clumsiness 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 As you arrive, you trip over your own feet and fall on your face. As you try to move, you manage to trip over your own legs and promptly fall on your face. 3 3 Stupidity 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 You drop to one knee, demonstrating your humility and respect. Your mind is whirling with thoughts - you cannot settle down to sleep. You yell, "I like cheese!" ^You yell, "\w+ (?:smells like a goat|is cute)!"$ You cannot kneel while you are on the floor! 3 3 3 1 3 Hallucinations 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 Spiders are erupting from your mouth and nose! You are stunned by the sight of a massive pink bunny hopping by. You are stunned by a vision of divine astral beings. 3 3 3 Confusion 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 Your mind is too disrupted for transplanar travel. You are too confused to concentrate properly. 3 3 Anorexia 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 The idea of putting something in your stomach sickens you. 3 Epilepsy 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 Your limbs begin to jerk and shake uncontrollably, and you begin to foam at the mouth. 3 Paranoia 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 Hatred burns in your eyes - you realise that your enemies are everywhere! An ally is just someone pretending to like you, to make all the sweeter when they stab you in the back! Allies are for weaklings - you have no allies! 3 3 Steam 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 Pacifism 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 You are feeling far too passive to do that. 3 Disloyalty 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 You stand in such dishonour that not even your loyal friends will help you. 3 Deaf 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 ^You see the mouth of .+ moving as if in speech, though you hear nothing\.$ 1 Slickness 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 The salve slides off your oily skin. 3 Healthleech 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 ^You watch helplessly as your lifeforce drains into \w+\.$ 1 Manabarbs 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 You hear an ominous sound, and a dull pain stab throbs throughout your head. 3 Egovice 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 You hear strange whispers, and a sharp pain stabs you between the eyes. 3 Powerspikes 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 You hear a dark thrumming, and pain wracks your entire being. 3 Jinx 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 Your limbs twitch of their own volition under the curse of the jinx, refusing to obey your commands. 3 Aeon 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 You move sluggishly into action. 3 Dust 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 Paralysis 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 You are paralysed and cannot do that. 3 Haemophilia 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 Your blood refuses to clot. 3 Shivering 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 You have a particularly intense shiver. 3 Frozen 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 You begin moving your frozen body slowly 2 Vomiting 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 You cannot contain the convulsions in your stomach any longer and double over, retching violently. 3 Dysentery 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 Your bowels turn to water and are voided as you double over from a sharp pain in your stomach. 3 Powersap 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 You gasp and shiver as you feel yourself losing control of your own power. 3 Relapsing 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 You swoon as you suffer a toxic relapse. 3 Blind 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 You are blind and can see nothing but darkness. 3 Pox 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 Ugly sores break open upon your skin, seeping with a bloody yellow mucus. 3 Asthma 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 Your lungs are much too constricted to smoke. 3 Scabies 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 A sudden itch drives you half-mad, and you scratch it furiously. 3 Ice 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 Ablaze 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 Flames lick around you - you are on fire! 3 Crushedchest 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 A wave of pain radiating from your crushed chest robs you of focus. Your crushed chest increases your sensitivity to bruises. 3 3 Internalbleeding 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 The bleeding in your gut seems to flow faster. 3 Damagedthroat 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 Your throat is too damaged to swallow. 3 Collapsedlung 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 Your inability to breathe leads to a hypoxia-induced blackout. 3 Writhe 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 Entangled 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 Tight bindings prevent you from moving. Tight bindings cling to you, making that impossible. 3 3 Gored 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 ^Your health continues to drain away as your impaled body shudders on the end of \w+'s antlers\.$ 1 Impaled 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 You are impaled, which makes movement impossible. You are impaled and must writhe off before you may do that. 3 3 Grapple 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 ^You are grappled by \w+\. You must writhe to escape\.$ 1 Transfixed 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 You are transfixed and cannot move. You are transfixed and cannot do that. You must writhe to escape. 3 3 ClampedArm 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 ^The mutt hanging off your (left|right) arm keeps you from moving\.$ ^You almost lose your balance as .+ viciously shakes your (left|right) arm, tearing your flesh and causing massive bleeding\.$ 3 3 Timed 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 Succumb 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 A silver light weighs upon you, draining your mental energies. 3 Stun 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 You are too stunned to be able to do anything. 3 Herbbane 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 A wafer of purity dust turns to ash in your mouth, and you spit it out. 3 Bentaura 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 Your bent aura causes a new affliction to manifest. 3 Hypnoticpattern 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 Glowing lights swirl around you in a slow, graceful dance of hypnotic patterns, disrupting your concentration. 3 Rainbowpattern 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 Blood drips from your nose as the rainbow lights swirl around you in a maddening frenzy. 3 Mark of whatnot 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 ^You feel the Mark of (Despair|Corruption|Darkness|Pain|Damnation) claw at your soul\.$ 1 Timeechoes 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 You suddenly relive events that happened just moments ago. 3 Chronicloop cured 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 The time looping around you spins faster and faster before imploding in on you. You find yourself reliving moments that just passed again. 3 Misc afflictions 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 Fear 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 You rush about in a state of utter panic. 3 Sleep 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 You are asleep and can do nothing. WAKE will attempt to wake you. 3 Sprawled 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 You must first stand up before you can do that. 3 Mucus 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 A puddle of slimy mucus forms under your feet, causing you to slip and fall. 3 Non-GMCP affs 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 Lafftrak diagnose 0 0 99 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 You are: 3 Muddy 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 covered in sticky mud. 3 Earache 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 suffering from the effects of blank note. 3 Perfect fifth 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 attracted to (\w+)\.$ 1 Afterimage 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 suffering from a dazzling afterimage. 3 close diagnose trigger 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 ^You have \d+ afflictions\.$ 7 1 Afterimage 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 A dazzling orange afterimage burns into your sight. Dazzling lights flash across your vision, leaving you with naught but a fading orange afterimage. 3 3 Afterimage cured 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 The dazzling afterimage fades from your vision. 3 Muddy 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 The mud covering you slows your movement. You are caught in the onslaught and go down in a wave of rolling mud. 3 3 Muddy cured 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 Warm water showers down upon yourself, and you scrub under your armpits trying to wash away that awful mud caked all over your body. The rains sluice across your body, washing off the caked mud covering you. 3 3 Mark of whatnot cured 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 ^The Mark of (Despair|Corruption|Darkness|Pain|Damnation) fades away as the laughter of (\w+) echoes eerily in your mind\.$ 1 Earache 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 ou cry out as your deaf ears open up to the sound of a high-pitched note\.$ The ache in your ear canals suddenly intensifies, leaving you with nothing but a splitting headache. ^The lyrical sound invokes a strange longing for (\w+)\.$ 1 3 1 Earache cured 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 The ache in your ear canals clears up. 3 Perfect fifth 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 ^The lyrical sound invokes a strange longing for (\w+)\.$ ^You find you cannot bear to part from (\w+)\.$ 1 1 Perfect fifth cured 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 ^You lose your attraction to (\w+)\.$ 1 Princess farewell 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 Filled with a haunting sorrow and unlimited love, an excruciatingly beautiful note brings tears to your eyes and a lump to your throat. Time slows and momentarily a vision fills your eyes of a goddess floating over an ancient pool with tears streaming down her face. 3 Print timestamps on aff lines 0 0 0 #ff0000 #ffff00 #000000 #000000 ^You have cured (\w+)\.$ 1 Lafftrak date 4 4 month 4 4