MemeScript {
  Program          =  Block
  Block            =  (Stmnt)+

  Stmnt            =  ConstInit
                   |  VarInit
                   |  VarDec
                   |  FunDec
                   |  ObjDec
                   |  If
                   |  While
                   |  For
                   |  TryCatch
                   |  TryCatchFinally
                   |  Switch
                   |  Call ";"                                         -- funcall
                   |  Assignment ";"                                   -- assign
                   |  Return
                   |  Print
                   |  Error
                   |  Alert

  Body             =  "{" Block? "}"

  ConstInit        =  "overlyattachedgirlfriend.jpg" id "=" Exp ";"
  VarInit          =  "ermahgerd" id "=" Exp ";"
  VarDec           =  "ermahgerd" id ";"

  ObjDec           =  "wow" id "{" ObjConst ObjMethods* "}"
  ObjConst         =  "such" "(" Params ")" Body
  ObjMethods       =  "so" id "(" Params ")" Body
  ObjInit          =  "very" id "(" Args ")"

  FunDec           =  "you:" id "(" Params ")" "me, an intellectual:" Body

  If               =  "I don't always" "(" Exp ")" "but when I do" Body (ElseIf)* (Else)?
  ElseIf           =  "but sometimes I" "(" Exp ")" Body
  Else             =  "otherwise I do" Body

  While            =  "yo, I'mma let you finish" "(" Exp ")" "but" Body

  For              =  "one does not simply" Body "without" "(" VarInit Exp ";" Assignment ")"

  TryCatch         =  "Chuck Norris doesn't" Body "he" "(" id ")" Body
  TryCatchFinally  =  "Chuck Norris doesn't" Body "or" "(" id ")" Body "he" Body

  Switch           =  "this is bill" "(" Exp ")" "{" (SwitchCase)* SwitchDefault "}"
  SwitchCase       =  ("bill has a" | "bill is a") Literal "{" Block? "be like bill;" "}"
  SwitchDefault    =  "bill is smart" "{" Block? "be like bill;" "}"

  Return           =  "i can haz" Exp ";"
  Print            =  "dicks.out" "(" Exp ")" ";"
  Error            =  "RIP" "(" Exp ")" ";"
  Alert            =  "here comes dat boi" "(" Exp ")" ";"

  Exp              =  Exp "||" Exp1                                    -- binary
                   |  Exp1
  Exp1             =  Exp1 "&&" Exp2                                   -- binary
                   |  Exp2
  Exp2             =  Exp2 relop Exp3                                  -- binary
                   |  Exp3
  Exp3             =  Exp3 addop Exp4                                  -- binary
                   |  Exp4
  Exp4             =  Exp4 mulop Exp5                                  -- binary
                   |  Exp5
  Exp5             =  prefixop Exp6                                    -- unary
                   |  Exp6
  Exp6             =  Literal
                   |  Var
                   |  "(" Exp ")"                                      -- parens

  Literal          =  "null"                                           -- null
                   |  boollit                                          -- bool
                   |  ("\"" char* "\"" | "'" char* "'")                -- str
                   |  (digit* "." digit+)                              -- float
                   |  intlit                                           -- int

  Assignment       =  id "=" Exp
  Call             =  id "(" Args ")"

  Args             =  (Exp ("," Exp)*)?
  Var              =  Var "[" Exp "]"                                  -- subscript
                   |  Var "." id                                       -- select
                   |  Call
                   |  ObjInit
                   |  id

  Params           =  ((OptionalParam | SplatParam | Param) ("," (OptionalParam | SplatParam | Param))*)?

  Param            = id
  OptionalParam    = id "=" Exp
  SplatParam       = id "..."

  mulop            =  "*" | "/" | "%"
  prefixop         =  "!" | "-"
  relop            =  "<=" | "<" | "===" | "==" | "!=" | ">=" | ">"
  addop            =  "+" | "-"

  char             =  escape
                   |  ~"\n" ~"\"" ~"'" any

  strlit           =  "\"" char* "\"" | "'" char* "'"
  intlit           =  digit+
  floatlit         =  digit* "." digit+
  numlit           =  floatlit | intlit
  boollit          = "true" |  "false"

  escape           =  "\\n" | "\\\"" | "\\'"

  keyword          =  ("you" | "but" | "without" | "ermahgerd" | "he" | "wow" | "such" | "very"
                      | "so" | "much" | "dicks" | "false" | "true" | "null" | "undefined" | "RIP") ~idrest

  id               =  ~keyword letter idrest*
  idrest           =  "_" | alnum
}